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♪ I was living here ♪
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♪ Till you disappeared ♪
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♪ The house I used to know ♪
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♪ You're always
bringing me down ♪
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♪ Take me all the way home ♪
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♪ Home, home, home ♪
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♪ Take me all the way home ♪
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♪ Home, home, home ♪
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♪ Take me all the way home ♪
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♪ Home, home, home ♪
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♪ Take me all the way home ♪
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♪ Home, home, home ♪
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♪ We wrap these songs
in ribbons and hopes ♪
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♪ Hurricanes
and first dates ♪
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♪ Photographs of birthdays,
there it goes ♪
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- Were you just staring at me?
- Uh, what?
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What's going on over
there, Lo?
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Alex is always staring at me.
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He's, like, obsessed with me.
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No, that's not at all what--
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Which is amazing, because I've
been in love with you for forever.
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Are you serious?
I thought you didn't know I existed.
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How could I not notice a guy in
our grade who has a thousand views
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on his last
League of Legends stream?
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- How do you know that?
- Check out my lock screen.
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♪ The house I used to know ♪
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Oh, my God,
I've been waiting
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for this moment
my entire life.
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♪ Take me on a-- ♪
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- That's a bop.
- Nice.
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- Bravo. Bravo.
- Alex Finn!
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What, what, what.
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It's not what it looks like.
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I mean, I've heard
of online dating,
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but this is ridonkulous.
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Be careful
in detention, Alex.
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I suggest if you
want to pass this class...
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They'll eat you alive.
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Shut up, Darius.
At least he got her to look at him.
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Maybe I should start
making out with my phone.
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It's probably your best bet.
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All right, guys, peep this.
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"Multimedia Me."
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Your final project of
this section is to combine
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everything you've learned
in the last two months
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into a presentation about,
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as the name suggests, you.
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Alexa, what's
the weather today?
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Currently,
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it's 69 degrees
with clear skies.
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Yo, what's up, players?
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First day of the week.
It's gonna be lit.
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Um, what's up, guys?
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Reporting from Rupert
Bailey High School.
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Today, pretty nervous,
I've got a quiz.
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I'll report to you
the details.
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Sounds good.
Hello Lo.
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Finished painting my nails.
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What's up, ladies?
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What? No.
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It's 7:30!
I'm gonna be late.
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What's the rush?
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School starts
in a half an hour.
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Can't Mom and Dad take you?
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They're about to
leave for the airport.
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Oh, right, the honeymoon.
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Boys? Boys!
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Honey, they're just sleeping,
they're not stubborn.
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- All right,
- What is this, TMZ?
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Hey, Dad.
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You're gonna make us take
our luggage down ourselves?
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Come on, boys,
Lyft's waiting.
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All right, call my cell
phone only in emergencies.
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It's two dollars a minute.
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And be sure you turn all
the lights off in the house,
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otherwise you'll be paying the
utility bill with your allowance.
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Yeah, roger that.
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And I want to see pictures.
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Of us just sitting
around the house?
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No, I just like
to see your faces.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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I'm gonna
miss you so much.
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And you're gonna be tall
by the time I get back.
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Probably.
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And remember to pick up
your bother today
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after school,
5:30 p.m. sharp.
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- 5:30.
- 5:30.
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And don't forget
to feed Milton.
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I'll remind him.
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All right, I'm giving
you $200 for food.
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Don't blow it all
on steak chips and gelato.
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You'll be eating dirt
for the rest of the week.
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Where you going, Arthur?
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Just pretend you
can't hear him.
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- Be careful with this.
- Um, are you serious?
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He's gonna blow it all on
in-app purchases and zit cream.
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Uh, you try
beating Candy Crush
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without the golden
pineapple, mister.
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EJ, I'm trusting you,
all right?
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Just don't be yourself.
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You got it, Dad.
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They play Nintendo
too loud!
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Tell them I won't
tolerate that.
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- What's that, Bernie?
- Where are you going?
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Maureen and I are
headed for the Bahamas
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- for our anniversary.
- Hi, Bernie.
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Who's watching
the youngsters?
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They're 17 and 24.
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They're perfectly
capable of taking--
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I don't trust the small one.
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Thank you, Mr. Delaney.
Awesome.
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All right, boys,
no horsing around.
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And you know what?
Turn off those machines
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every once in
a while and go outside.
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There's a whole world out
there that you're missing, huh?
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- I agree.
- Yeah, okay.
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Bernie, you're
watering your shoes.
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Gosh dang it.
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- Bye. We'll miss you!
- Bye. Bye.
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Maybe.
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Woo! No parents.
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Come on, man,
don't spit in my face
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and tell me it's raining,
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You're my go-to guy,
brother.
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I gotta say, man,
I don't like what I'm hearing.
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EJ, what's the status
on the sushi?
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The meeting's about to start.
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I'm on the phone with
the delivery guy right now.
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- Should be here any minute.
- Bring it in right away.
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And please button your shirt.
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You look like a child.
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Spalding Capital.
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One moment.
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Who hears that?
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Yeah, we're not hearing
anything on this end, Owen.
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Exactly.
That's the sound of Gray Pop
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doing nothing
to change the world.
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Why haven't I heard
of a single app
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worth submitting for General
Electric's innovation challenge?
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Actually, sir, I do have--
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Sorry. So I take it you weren't
impressed with the ideas
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that I sent over to you, boss?
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I actually was impressed
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by how astonishingly
off the mark you were.
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You're thinking inside
the box, people.
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We need something
that leverages
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their cloud technology
to make this planet greener.
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- I actually got this.
- Deadline's this weekend.
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Shut up! Jesus!
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- What's that, gentlemen?
- No. No, no, no.
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I'm sorry. Sorry, boss.
Not talking to you.
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I was talking to
the receptionist.
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He keeps coming in and out
of the conference room.
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- I'm very sorry.
- The reception's fine on my end.
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Now get to work on this
innovation challenge.
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It's not rocket science.
It's data science.
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Yeah, of course.
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Yeah, I know the difference
between data--
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Okay, great.
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Hung up. Good job, guys.
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Smooth move, Jonathan.
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Shut up.
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Broadcasting from
the middle of my class,
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this is ESKN.
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What's up, fam?
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I got my hair on point,
know what I'm saying?
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This is Eskin Radio...
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There's no way that's
Mr. Eskin's real hair.
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Do you think he got
plugs or something?
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They can turn
the scalp around.
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It has to be extensions.
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Hey, shh!
I'm trying to podcast.
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Okay. Nice hair.
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Does anyone here
know how to paste
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an Instagram photo
into a document?
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Yes, yes! I mean, yes.
I know how. I know how.
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I'm Alex, by the way.
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I know who you are, Alex.
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We've had, like,
10 classes together.
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Actually,
13 if you count P.E.
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Or is it 12?
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Anyway, ballpark figure.
Anyway.
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Instagram.
Okay, let's see here.
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Whoa! No.
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You have 72.4
thousand followers?
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Shh, that's my other account.
I'm really into nail art,
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so I made
an Instagram about it.
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Miley tweeted about it once
and it kinda blew up.
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Why do you keep it a secret?
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Well, it's not
a secret exactly,
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it's just when people find out,
they treat you differently.
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It's gross, actually.
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But it's a big part
of my life,
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so I thought I would put
it in the presentation.
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That's so cool.
If I had a fanbase like that...
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- There he goes!
- He's doing it.
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Oh, uh, embedding.
Yes, of course.
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See these three dots
right here?
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Okay, so what
we're gonna do
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is we're gonna click
those three dots, boom,
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and we're gonna copy,
boom, paste, voila!
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Whoa, you are really
good at that.
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Looks like I'm not the only
one with a hidden talent.
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Yeah, I don't like
to brag or anything.
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It's just more of like
it's a thing, like I--
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- Oh, my God.
- I'm all right. I'm fine.
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I'm fine.
I didn't break anything.
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I'm good. I'm good.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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Talk to you later.
Okay.
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Ellie, Ellie, Ellie,
Ellie, Ellie.
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What's going on?
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What are you doing
in my office, Jonathan?
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I thought I'd just stop by
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and see what you've
done with the place.
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I really, really like it.
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Especially that bookshelf.
That's nice.
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That's great.
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Can I help you with something?
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No, I just--
I wanted to jump in here
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and let you know I wouldn't
worry about what Owen said.
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Personally, I think you're
doing a bang-up job, so--
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What are you
even talking about?
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You know, about how
you haven't brought in
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any worthwhile companies,
and how you've been
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pretty much useless during
the innovation challenge.
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You didn't hear him
say any of that?
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No, I didn't.
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Yeah, like I said,
I wouldn't stress it.
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And, honestly,
if all else fails,
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I'm sure there will be a
receptionist job opening up soon.
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Yeah, that's a window.
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I'd put some stickers
on there or something.
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It's a little misleading,
and dangerous, honestly.
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- Get out.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ellie, hey.
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Let me get that for you.
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- What do you want?
- To congratulate you.
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On what? EJ!
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- Oh, my God!
- I'm so sorry.
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Hang on.
Hang on. I got it.
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I'm about
to show you something
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that's gonna
change your life.
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I don't have time for more
YouTube fail compilations.
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I have a meeting
that I have to go to.
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No, no, this is serious!
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Okay, so...
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I saw you talking about
that GE whatchamacallit
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challenge about the app,
but it just so happens
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that this folder, while
appearing to be your
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run of the mill
sopping wet folder,
252
00:11:30,922 --> 00:11:34,093
actually contains several
billion dollar ideas.
253
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And the best part?
254
00:11:35,794 --> 00:11:37,930
I am giving you
the first look.
255
00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:40,799
Oh, come on! This thing has
your name written all over it.
256
00:11:40,832 --> 00:11:45,204
Actually, EJ, my name
is written with two Ls.
257
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:48,407
You don't even know the
parameters of the challenge.
258
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,477
This is not just any random app.
We need an app--
259
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That leverages GE's
Predix cloud software
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to lessen our carbon
footprint while enhancing
261
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:58,083
everyday life through
insights and solutions
262
00:11:58,116 --> 00:12:00,252
that leverage real-time data.
263
00:12:00,285 --> 00:12:03,956
Yeah, I read the
all-company emails, too.
264
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,424
Granted I had to Google
most of those words,
265
00:12:05,457 --> 00:12:08,127
but I am 90% certain
that there is a unicorn
266
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,029
hiding inside these pages.
267
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:17,269
You just made the best
decision of your career.
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00:12:17,302 --> 00:12:18,738
Debatable!
269
00:12:20,872 --> 00:12:22,307
I have to say,
my camera roll
270
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:24,309
from this past year
was on fleek.
271
00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:27,813
I mean, me and my sister
on stage at Comic-Con?
272
00:12:27,846 --> 00:12:30,282
And our family trip
to Harry Potter World?
273
00:12:30,315 --> 00:12:33,285
- Expelliarmus!
- Hey, were you bummed
274
00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:35,154
when the sorting hat
put you in Hufflepuff?
275
00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,289
Okay, how are you guys
not stressed out about this?
276
00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:38,791
What?
277
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:40,459
We can bang this project
out in our sleep.
278
00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:42,294
I'm not talking about
the technical aspect.
279
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Photos and videos that
communicate who I am?
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00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:46,398
What am I supposed
to show, this?
281
00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:50,035
Oh, but you love Pow Pow.
282
00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:52,471
Yeah. Or this?
283
00:12:52,504 --> 00:12:55,174
- That's crushing it, though.
- Yeah.
284
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,309
- What about this?
- A-plus.
285
00:12:57,342 --> 00:12:58,510
I am not laughing, okay?
286
00:12:58,543 --> 00:13:00,780
I could humiliate
myself in front of Lo.
287
00:13:03,348 --> 00:13:06,051
Relax, her best
friend is Lamey Jamie.
288
00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:11,490
Hey, hey, Jamie
is not that lamey.
289
00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:14,193
Okay, and as I was saying,
290
00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:16,328
maybe she has a secret
attraction to ninja coders
291
00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:18,497
who rocked braces
for nine years.
292
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,199
- Thanks, Darius.
- Yeah.
293
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,201
Don't worry, there are
people in this school
294
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:24,169
way more suss than we are.
295
00:13:24,202 --> 00:13:27,873
Yeah, like,
uh, like the math nerds.
296
00:13:27,906 --> 00:13:31,343
How about the foreign
exchange kids?
297
00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:34,346
And the drama geeks.
298
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:37,216
Okay, okay, I get it,
but you're missing the point.
299
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,219
All of those cliques
have a thing.
300
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,486
They're all unique.
301
00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:44,356
I'm just some kid.
302
00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:46,024
Not everybody's a thing.
303
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:48,060
Look at Bernie Davis.
304
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,062
Nah, he's on
the basketball team.
305
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,164
Um, Spencer Boyle.
306
00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:54,900
He's super into Jesus.
307
00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:57,069
- Ariel Green.
- Oh, she talks loud.
308
00:13:57,102 --> 00:14:00,038
Hey, Tara!
Save me a seat!
309
00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:01,540
Oh, yeah.
310
00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:04,543
Oh, I've got one.
Cole Winnard.
311
00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:06,912
And then she said,
"Are you just happy to see me
312
00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:08,013
or is that your phone
in your pocket?"
313
00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:09,381
I didn't have my phone!
314
00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:11,250
I mean, he doesn't
have a thing,
315
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,051
and considering the fact
that he's friends with Lo,
316
00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:15,254
I mean, he's doing
pretty good for himself.
317
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,256
Mmm, he throws parties.
318
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,925
See ya!
Have a good trip!
319
00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:21,327
Woo-hoo-hoo.
320
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:26,632
- Dude, there's your answer.
- What?
321
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,200
Throw your own party.
322
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,935
Aren't your parents out
of town this weekend?
323
00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:32,304
Okay, there's a lot of legal
risks associated with--
324
00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:34,106
Don't ruin this one for us.
325
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,575
Look, the guy who throws
the party gets the girl.
326
00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:38,277
That means we do, too.
327
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,578
Ain't happening.
328
00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:42,014
A, our guild practice
is this weekend.
329
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,482
B, I have no idea
how to throw a party.
330
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:46,218
Can we forget about
the stupid guild for once?
331
00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:49,288
How dare you speak ill
of the Crusaders of Xenith?
332
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:52,124
We've played thousands
of hours of Warcraft,
333
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:53,592
and what do we have
to show for it?
334
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,160
A high ranking
and literally the love
335
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:57,129
of thousands of Ukrainians.
336
00:14:57,162 --> 00:15:00,065
I'd rather have the love
of a few IRL for once,
337
00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:02,301
and you should, too.
338
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,702
What if nobody shows up
339
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:05,304
and I'm the laughingstock
of the school?
340
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,339
Dude, are you seriously
considering this?
341
00:15:12,377 --> 00:15:14,179
Yes. Yes.
342
00:15:14,212 --> 00:15:16,214
♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah ♪
343
00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:18,617
♪ Camptown racetrack's
five miles long ♪
344
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,452
♪ Oh the doo-dah day ♪
345
00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:22,621
♪ Gonna to run all night ♪
346
00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:25,557
♪ Gonna to run all day,
I bet my money ♪
347
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,160
Aah!
348
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,329
Are you kidding me right now?
Was that even real?
349
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,464
Please don't sneak up
on me like that.
350
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:35,334
Ah! Yes.
351
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:38,170
So I see you have
perused the X-Files.
352
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:41,473
I have, and most of these
ideas are absolutely terrible.
353
00:15:41,506 --> 00:15:43,342
Hey, hey, look, Ellie.
354
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,177
Facebook wasn't
built in a day.
355
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,645
Actually, it was.
356
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:48,480
- It was?
- It was.
357
00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:51,383
I mean, come on, EJ.
358
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:53,018
Look at some of these ideas.
359
00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:55,487
An app that monitors
how much gas you pass
360
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,356
when you eat certain foods
so that you can track
361
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,491
your carbon emissions
and improve your diet?
362
00:15:59,524 --> 00:16:01,293
Yeah, I stand by
Outsmart Your Fart.
363
00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:03,362
Lyft for couch potatoes?
364
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,497
Sometimes the remote gets stuck
on the other side of the room
365
00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,199
and you gotta
get somebody to go get it.
366
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:09,668
I guess there's
really only one in here
367
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:11,536
that actually kind of works.
368
00:16:11,569 --> 00:16:13,205
Really, there is?
369
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,706
Monitoring your device usage
to save time and energy.
370
00:16:14,739 --> 00:16:17,042
Ah, yes, okay.
371
00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:19,044
So that little gem
came to me when my dad
372
00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:21,380
started yelling at me for spending
all my free time on my cell phone.
373
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,682
And I thought to myself,
what if I could develop an app
374
00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:25,784
that would encourage
you to go offline
375
00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:28,053
but then also
conserve electricity?
376
00:16:28,086 --> 00:16:31,457
So, do you have a prototype
for this earth-shattering idea?
377
00:16:34,092 --> 00:16:36,495
- Yeah.
- Can I see it?
378
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:40,499
Yeah, it's, um, right--
this guy right here.
379
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:43,201
No, EJ, I meant a minimum
viable product, okay?
380
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:45,404
A working version
of the app.
381
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,239
Yes, I totally
have that, too.
382
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,707
The only thing
is that my developer
383
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,342
is working on fixing
some bugs right now
384
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,711
and I can't deliver anything
less than perfection.
385
00:16:52,744 --> 00:16:54,413
Okay.
386
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,482
Thursday morning then,
before the staff meeting.
387
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:02,087
Thursday, yeah.
Okay, great.
388
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,489
Thursday it is.
389
00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:05,791
Mother...
390
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:14,232
Sorry, my sister
was hogging the bike.
391
00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:15,734
It's not your fault.
392
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:18,270
EJ was supposed to pick me up.
393
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:21,206
Don't worry, I got you.
394
00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:34,186
♪ When I was growing up ♪
395
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,754
♪ I had a lot of dreams ♪
396
00:17:35,787 --> 00:17:37,289
♪ My mama told me, son ♪
397
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:38,757
♪ You could be anything ♪
398
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,492
♪ Go ahead and spread
your wings ♪
399
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:42,394
♪ I know one day
you'll be great ♪
400
00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:44,329
♪ Just wait, soon
you'll aim up at the sky ♪
401
00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:46,565
♪ And I'll watch you
float away ♪
402
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,134
♪ I don't want to worry
'bout nothing for a while ♪
403
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:52,137
♪ I just want to play around,
living like a child ♪
404
00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:55,307
♪ With old tunes
jamming on my Walkman ♪
405
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:58,410
♪ And some Sour Patch Kids and
a Coke, yeah ♪
406
00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:03,682
Welcome home.
407
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,884
Aah! What is wrong with you?
408
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,886
Were you seriously
just sitting in the dark
409
00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:10,122
waiting for me to
come home, you freak?
410
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,190
Aren't you
forgetting something?
411
00:18:14,192 --> 00:18:16,261
Is it national sibling day?
412
00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:18,697
You were supposed to pick me
up from school, you jerk.
413
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,166
Ah, that explains it.
414
00:18:21,199 --> 00:18:24,636
I wrote down "pick up Alex"
on my hand, but it smudged,
415
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,538
So I thought it said
"pick up a lox."
416
00:18:26,571 --> 00:18:30,175
I bought all this
lox for nothing.
417
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,344
You are literally
too dumb to get mad at.
418
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,646
No, no, no, wait.
Dude, no, don't go.
419
00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:36,448
I need your help
with something, okay?
420
00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:38,350
It's for work, and I promise,
I can't pay you right now,
421
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,819
but shares of my future company
could literally be worth
422
00:18:40,852 --> 00:18:42,821
billions of dollars.
423
00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:44,523
Trillions of dollars,
dude, come on!
424
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,458
- Nope, not helping.
- Please?
425
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,600
I guess it's just
you and me, lox.
426
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:05,677
I still think this
is a terrible idea,
427
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,346
but if we're gonna do it,
we should do it right.
428
00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:11,950
So, I ran a Twitter search
for the hashtag "sickparty",
429
00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:14,553
then aggregated the results,
430
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:18,390
and what I noticed were that ping
pong balls were featured a lot.
431
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,625
So we're definitely gonna
want ping pong balls.
432
00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:22,561
- I love ping pong.
- Me as well.
433
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:25,664
No, no, no, we do not have
time to crunch numbers.
434
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,699
Let's just think about
all the rad parties
435
00:19:27,732 --> 00:19:29,668
we've been to in the past.
436
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,576
Oh, my cousin Allegra had
a piñata at her quinceañera.
437
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,778
Now we're getting somewhere.
438
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,714
Piñatas are a bop.
Do you guys not watch CW?
439
00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:45,250
It's all about foam parties.
440
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:47,686
Look in that book.
I guarantee you it's somewhere in there.
441
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:50,689
Look at it.
442
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,691
Oh, that looks unhygienic.
443
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,593
How about glow in the dark?
444
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:57,362
We whiten our teeth
and we get an advantage
445
00:19:57,395 --> 00:19:59,331
over all of the other guys.
446
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,565
I can't believe
I'm friends with you.
447
00:20:00,598 --> 00:20:03,368
Okay, Stu, search Yelp
for party planners.
448
00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:05,437
I'll put an ad
on Craigslist.
449
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,906
Darius, keep an eye
on Lo's Snapchat.
450
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:09,975
All right.
451
00:20:30,928 --> 00:20:33,598
Is it on? The camera? Oh!
452
00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:36,768
Hola. Hi, how are
you gringos locos?
453
00:20:36,801 --> 00:20:38,803
So I've seen that
you've posted online
454
00:20:38,836 --> 00:20:40,739
that you need help
for this fiesta, right?
455
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:43,475
What's up, guys?
It's Barry the beat-boxer.
456
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,310
Heard you need a little
"eh-wuh-eh-wuh"
457
00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:46,378
entertainment
for your party.
458
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,946
And if that is the case,
459
00:20:47,979 --> 00:20:50,649
then you go no other place
460
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,451
than Kudro the Cowboy.
461
00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:57,789
Hello there.
I'm Rickets.
462
00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:00,325
Like crickets,
but without the "K".
463
00:21:00,358 --> 00:21:01,660
I'm a software developer.
464
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:04,329
I made a game
called Duck Hunter.
465
00:21:04,362 --> 00:21:05,664
Apparently there
was already a game
466
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:06,665
called Duck Hunter out there.
467
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,633
I was not aware of this.
468
00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:11,569
Although we are not technically
conjoined, we act as though we are.
469
00:21:11,602 --> 00:21:13,672
You can reach me
on my Facebook page,
470
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:17,042
or I got a SoundCloud
because I'm also a singer.
471
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:18,977
♪ You were the first ♪
472
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,912
♪ So was I ♪
473
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:26,985
Hey, it's me!
Reddy the Clown.
474
00:21:27,018 --> 00:21:28,687
Hire me for your party.
475
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,755
Hire me! Please!
I need the work!
476
00:21:30,788 --> 00:21:32,524
I'm just kidding--
but I'm not.
477
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:33,992
I got lots of
special skills.
478
00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:35,994
I can dance,
I can do balloon animals,
479
00:21:36,027 --> 00:21:39,531
I'm good with kids,
archery, hiking.
480
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:40,832
I used to be a barista.
I don't know.
481
00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:44,536
I come with all
sorts of fun stuff.
482
00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:48,473
I, Lady Maybelline,
can make your party lit.
483
00:21:48,506 --> 00:21:50,542
- I'll bring yogurt.
- Broken legs.
484
00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:53,812
I even have
this pretty sweet thing.
485
00:21:55,446 --> 00:21:57,649
It's make me cough
when I go too hard.
486
00:21:57,682 --> 00:21:58,950
Anyway, hire me.
487
00:21:58,983 --> 00:22:02,554
Go no place else
than Kudro the Cowboy.
488
00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:03,922
- Call us.
- Call us.
489
00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:05,090
I'm coming.
490
00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:06,792
Hit me up,
Reddy the Clown.
491
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:11,563
And 200.
Now, you're sure
492
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:13,398
you can get this
out by Thursday?
493
00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:16,868
Yeah. Don't be
so paranoid, man.
494
00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:19,037
- You're in great hands.
- That's fantastic.
495
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,372
I'm sorry,
I'm just a little nervous
496
00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:21,673
about giving
that much money
497
00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:23,875
to someone I never met
on the internet.
498
00:22:23,908 --> 00:22:25,811
Aah!
499
00:22:27,078 --> 00:22:29,348
Aah!
500
00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:33,952
Why?
501
00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:37,422
Dude, we could ask
Cole Winnard for help.
502
00:22:37,455 --> 00:22:39,591
He's not gonna help us.
503
00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:42,060
That's like Kylo Ren
helping Jar Jar Binks.
504
00:22:42,093 --> 00:22:44,996
That's like Taylor Swift
helping Hannah Montana.
505
00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:47,632
- Whoa.
- Oh.
506
00:22:47,665 --> 00:22:49,067
What happened with you?
507
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,135
Craigslist.
508
00:22:51,702 --> 00:22:53,071
Why do you look
all depressed?
509
00:22:53,104 --> 00:22:55,907
- Craigslist.
- For what, Pokémon cards?
510
00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:58,977
If you must know,
we're throwing a party on Friday night.
511
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,879
You mean,
like a Mario party?
512
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:02,614
No, no, no,
like a real party.
513
00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:06,785
Cool kids, lit music,
glow in the dark, baby.
514
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:09,921
L.O.L.! Big-time L.O.L.!
515
00:23:09,954 --> 00:23:12,023
- You guys can't throw a party.
- Watch us.
516
00:23:12,056 --> 00:23:14,793
No, I'm not saying you don't
know how to throw a party,
517
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:17,462
though you don't know
how to throw a party.
518
00:23:17,495 --> 00:23:19,464
I'm saying that dad will
freak if he finds out
519
00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:20,999
and I'm not putting
my butt on the line.
520
00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:23,935
Dude!
521
00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:25,036
Dude!
522
00:23:25,069 --> 00:23:26,805
Oh, come on,
I'll do anything.
523
00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:28,473
I'll cook dinner
for the next week.
524
00:23:28,506 --> 00:23:30,475
Shh!
525
00:23:30,508 --> 00:23:32,510
Hold on, it's coming.
526
00:23:32,543 --> 00:23:35,113
Wait, wait. Shh!
527
00:23:35,146 --> 00:23:36,815
Yep, I got it.
528
00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:38,483
Light bulb moment!
529
00:23:38,516 --> 00:23:40,485
What are you talking about?
530
00:23:40,518 --> 00:23:41,653
You know that app you
didn't want to hear about?
531
00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:42,821
I need it built, fast.
532
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:44,122
You guys build me
a prototype,
533
00:23:44,155 --> 00:23:45,490
I'll let you throw
your dumb party.
534
00:23:45,523 --> 00:23:47,125
What's the app?
535
00:23:47,158 --> 00:23:48,626
Basically we use
GE's cloud technology
536
00:23:48,659 --> 00:23:50,028
to monitor
the town's power grid.
537
00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:52,130
When demand surges,
everybody's devices turn off
538
00:23:52,163 --> 00:23:53,965
except for emergency calls
and Taco Bell.
539
00:23:53,998 --> 00:23:56,134
We all conserve energy
and you guys have to go out
540
00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,836
and do stuff that doesn't
involve being on your iPads
541
00:23:57,869 --> 00:23:59,671
and Xboxes
and what have you.
542
00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:01,673
Have some decency, man.
543
00:24:01,706 --> 00:24:03,975
Okay, I am not interested in
the peanut gallery right now.
544
00:24:04,008 --> 00:24:04,976
Can you build it or not?
545
00:24:05,009 --> 00:24:07,145
When do you need it by?
546
00:24:07,178 --> 00:24:08,480
Thursday morning.
547
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:10,849
- Thursday?
- It's doable.
548
00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:12,851
I mean, I'm down,
but we need to set up for the party.
549
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:14,152
Don't worry about that.
I got a guy.
550
00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:15,620
- A guy?
- A guy.
551
00:24:16,554 --> 00:24:18,523
Get in here.
552
00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:26,164
We need to spit up
the server,
553
00:24:26,197 --> 00:24:27,866
then write the JavaScript,
554
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:29,868
then Darius and Stu can
handle it from there.
555
00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,002
Okay, so what does that mean?
556
00:24:31,035 --> 00:24:32,537
We accept your offer.
557
00:24:32,570 --> 00:24:35,707
Woo! Come here.
558
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:37,542
You know what? No, forget it.
Just get in the car.
559
00:24:37,575 --> 00:24:38,910
- Get in the car.
- See you, guys.
560
00:24:38,943 --> 00:24:40,712
- See you, Alex.
- Come on, let's go.
561
00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:42,814
- Later, nerds.
- Bye, EJ.
562
00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:03,735
- Is it good yet?
- What?
563
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:04,936
The app, is it good?
564
00:25:04,969 --> 00:25:06,137
It's literally
been three minutes.
565
00:25:17,348 --> 00:25:19,851
- Are you?
- Nine.
566
00:25:21,719 --> 00:25:22,921
Come sit with me.
567
00:25:24,088 --> 00:25:25,724
Over there.
568
00:25:28,893 --> 00:25:29,794
You go first.
569
00:25:31,262 --> 00:25:33,265
Okay.
570
00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:40,638
So you're EJ's
little brother.
571
00:25:40,671 --> 00:25:41,973
Yeah.
572
00:25:42,006 --> 00:25:44,943
You wouldn't lie to me,
would you?
573
00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:47,612
- No, sir.
- You wouldn't lie to me?
574
00:25:47,645 --> 00:25:49,247
I would not.
575
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,882
So why don't you
look like that?
576
00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,957
Okay, the timer
is locked and loaded,
577
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:02,627
the CSS looks sharp,
and the AJAX is all set.
578
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:03,962
How's the firewall tracking?
579
00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:05,797
Oh, it's all the way live.
580
00:26:07,965 --> 00:26:10,569
Mother, I don't want
to practice the piano!
581
00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:15,707
Is someone at the door?
582
00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:23,748
You want to do something
different, you know?
583
00:26:23,781 --> 00:26:25,283
Something they're
gonna remember forever.
584
00:26:25,316 --> 00:26:27,752
Everybody's tweeting.
Nobody's doing this.
585
00:26:27,785 --> 00:26:31,122
Oh, my gosh,
that's insane!
586
00:26:31,155 --> 00:26:33,291
What is your problem?
I just want people
587
00:26:33,324 --> 00:26:34,292
from my high school
to show up,
588
00:26:34,325 --> 00:26:35,793
not random strangers.
589
00:26:35,826 --> 00:26:37,929
You're in high school?
590
00:26:39,163 --> 00:26:41,666
Huh.
591
00:26:41,699 --> 00:26:43,001
I mean, I guess
it's pretty cool.
592
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:45,604
- How'd you do it?
- I know a guy.
593
00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:49,173
So, the GE cloud notifies us
594
00:26:49,206 --> 00:26:51,109
when the town
is using too much energy,
595
00:26:51,142 --> 00:26:53,845
and then every device
gets a two-minute warning.
596
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:59,384
Then for three hours,
we're all stuck in real life.
597
00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:02,353
- Huh.
- Not bad, huh?
598
00:27:02,386 --> 00:27:05,256
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
599
00:27:05,289 --> 00:27:06,691
Oh, my God.
600
00:27:06,724 --> 00:27:08,126
We'll text you
the Cliff Notes.
601
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:10,728
It's right here. How?
602
00:27:10,761 --> 00:27:12,998
It's EJ, bro.
603
00:27:15,299 --> 00:27:18,102
Weather forecasts,
grid maintenance,
604
00:27:18,135 --> 00:27:21,272
scheduling and outages,
all processed in real-time
605
00:27:21,305 --> 00:27:23,441
through Predix, to our users
606
00:27:23,474 --> 00:27:28,446
because life is much better
lived than watched.
607
00:27:28,479 --> 00:27:29,781
Nice.
608
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,449
That's it.
609
00:27:31,482 --> 00:27:33,118
You may applaud now.
610
00:27:35,486 --> 00:27:37,055
Calm down.
611
00:27:37,088 --> 00:27:38,790
Do you have
a technical cofounder?
612
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:42,293
Yes. Yes, we do.
It's this buddy of mine.
613
00:27:42,326 --> 00:27:45,296
He dropped out of Stanford,
total rock star.
614
00:27:45,329 --> 00:27:47,432
This guy's still at Google
615
00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:48,966
but he wants to come on
full-time once we raise money.
616
00:27:48,999 --> 00:27:50,935
- Money.
- Enough.
617
00:27:50,968 --> 00:27:52,103
And what do you call it?
618
00:27:52,136 --> 00:27:55,306
- Excuse me?
- The app, genius.
619
00:27:55,339 --> 00:27:57,475
- What's the name of the app?
- Right. Yes, okay.
620
00:27:57,508 --> 00:28:03,981
We're calling it
the Cloud Maximizer 2.0.
621
00:28:04,014 --> 00:28:05,983
Cloud Maximus 2.0.
622
00:28:06,016 --> 00:28:07,719
That's not even
what he said. Shut up.
623
00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:09,153
These things take time.
624
00:28:09,186 --> 00:28:11,089
Based on what
I'm hearing so far--
625
00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:12,824
Where's the market value fit?
626
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,992
I mean, how many kids are
voluntarily gonna use this?
627
00:28:15,025 --> 00:28:16,494
That's a fair point,
Jonathan.
628
00:28:16,527 --> 00:28:18,162
- Well, we haven't really.
- Right, you know what?
629
00:28:18,195 --> 00:28:20,498
Owen, you are asking
all the right questions.
630
00:28:20,531 --> 00:28:22,333
Is it okay
if I call you Owen?
631
00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:25,336
- Sure.
- Fantastic.
632
00:28:25,369 --> 00:28:27,305
It just so happens that
actually we're throwing
633
00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:29,173
the world's first
unplugged party
634
00:28:29,206 --> 00:28:33,010
where all devices
will be voluntarily
635
00:28:33,043 --> 00:28:35,012
powered down for three hours.
636
00:28:35,045 --> 00:28:36,414
Genius. That's genius.
637
00:28:36,447 --> 00:28:37,415
Some people are
already calling it
638
00:28:37,448 --> 00:28:38,850
the party of the decade.
639
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,185
You wanna swing by?
640
00:28:41,218 --> 00:28:42,754
Witness history
in the making?
641
00:28:44,822 --> 00:28:46,858
There will be live music.
642
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:49,527
- Kids love live music.
- Do they?
643
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,963
Well, this is the closet thing
I've seen to a good idea
644
00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:53,364
and GE's deadline
is this weekend,
645
00:28:53,397 --> 00:28:56,033
so you got your shot.
646
00:28:56,066 --> 00:28:57,435
Jonathan and I
are having dinner
647
00:28:57,468 --> 00:28:59,203
with a journalist
from Tech Crunch.
648
00:28:59,236 --> 00:29:01,038
Why don't
you and Ellie join,
649
00:29:01,071 --> 00:29:02,306
and then we'll
head over together?
650
00:29:02,339 --> 00:29:03,541
I'm sorry to interrupt, sir,
651
00:29:03,574 --> 00:29:06,477
but what about that
vegan delivery concept
652
00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:08,246
that we had been
talking about?
653
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:10,381
I've seen 12 competitors
already this week.
654
00:29:10,414 --> 00:29:12,950
Owen, it is brilliant decisions
like this
655
00:29:12,983 --> 00:29:14,218
- that demonstrate why--
- You may leave now.
656
00:29:14,251 --> 00:29:15,953
Yep. 'Kay, on my way.
657
00:29:15,986 --> 00:29:18,389
Good? Right, guys?
658
00:29:18,422 --> 00:29:19,891
Cloud Maximizer 2.0.
659
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:20,825
Shut up.
660
00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:25,897
That sounds lit.
An underground disaster party?
661
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:29,233
This could do irreparable
damage to our social status.
662
00:29:29,266 --> 00:29:32,570
You do irreparable damage
to our social status everyday.
663
00:29:32,603 --> 00:29:36,574
Oh, hi. Hey.
Hello, Lo, Jamie.
664
00:29:36,607 --> 00:29:38,910
- Hey.
- How are you guys doing?
665
00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,244
I have to get to calculus.
666
00:29:40,277 --> 00:29:42,914
Hey, so do we.
You wanna come with?
667
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:46,584
Um, sure.
668
00:29:46,617 --> 00:29:49,086
Uh, were you eating lunch?
669
00:29:49,119 --> 00:29:51,422
No, I just like to carry
around an empty tray.
670
00:29:51,455 --> 00:29:52,924
I'm actually an alien
who doesn't eat,
671
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,092
but don't tell anyone.
672
00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:56,828
Stupid question.
673
00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:58,863
How's the project
coming along?
674
00:29:58,896 --> 00:30:00,031
I don't know.
It's kind of hard
675
00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:01,432
to sum myself up
in one presentation.
676
00:30:01,465 --> 00:30:02,834
Kind of stressing out
about it actually.
677
00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:07,104
Same. Yeah.
I mean, kind of, but--
678
00:30:07,137 --> 00:30:09,841
I'm having a house party
tomorrow night,
679
00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:11,342
- if you want to join.
- Really?
680
00:30:11,375 --> 00:30:12,510
Didn't take you
for the house party
681
00:30:12,543 --> 00:30:13,978
throwing type of guy.
682
00:30:14,011 --> 00:30:15,379
Well, the parents
are out of town,
683
00:30:15,412 --> 00:30:16,981
so I thought it'd be cool
to betray their trust.
684
00:30:17,014 --> 00:30:18,182
Can I bring Jamie?
685
00:30:18,215 --> 00:30:20,318
Yeah, absolutely.
686
00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:23,487
You know, friends,
acquaintances,
687
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,190
mortal enemies.
Come one, come all.
688
00:30:26,223 --> 00:30:27,525
I've been looking
to smooth things over
689
00:30:27,558 --> 00:30:29,193
with my enemies,
so perfect timing.
690
00:30:29,226 --> 00:30:31,329
Awesome, yeah.
It's the time.
691
00:30:33,063 --> 00:30:34,232
Okay,
I'll see you tomorrow.
692
00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:37,201
Yes, wouldn't miss
it for the world.
693
00:30:37,234 --> 00:30:38,436
- Okay.
- Ow!
694
00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:40,037
Oh, my God.
695
00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:41,372
I think that man just
hit me with a muffin.
696
00:30:41,405 --> 00:30:43,941
It's not a man.
It's my brother.
697
00:30:43,974 --> 00:30:45,577
I'm sorry.
Let me go talk to him.
698
00:30:51,248 --> 00:30:53,050
Are you trying to
ruin my life?
699
00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:54,352
There's my favorite
and only brother.
700
00:30:54,385 --> 00:30:56,020
Don't you wanna know
how the meeting went?
701
00:30:56,053 --> 00:30:57,455
Don't you wanna know how
the party planning is going?
702
00:30:57,488 --> 00:30:58,489
Actually, yeah,
that's why I'm here.
703
00:30:58,522 --> 00:31:00,024
Well, we've done nothing.
704
00:31:00,057 --> 00:31:01,459
Nine is useless.
705
00:31:01,492 --> 00:31:04,061
All he's done is send me
text messages of gifs.
706
00:31:04,094 --> 00:31:08,399
Well, in his defense,
Nine is a gif god.
707
00:31:08,432 --> 00:31:09,634
The party
is tomorrow night!
708
00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:12,570
Chill, chill.
That's where I come in.
709
00:31:12,603 --> 00:31:14,071
What are you gonna do?
710
00:31:14,104 --> 00:31:17,408
Well, what if there
was a secret password
711
00:31:17,441 --> 00:31:20,645
and only people who know it
will be admitted?
712
00:31:20,678 --> 00:31:23,014
So like unlocking a hidden level
or something?
713
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,181
Precisely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
714
00:31:24,214 --> 00:31:25,349
But stay with me though.
715
00:31:25,382 --> 00:31:27,184
What if instead
of a password,
716
00:31:27,217 --> 00:31:29,487
it's actually an app?
717
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,189
And if you don't download it,
you can't get in.
718
00:31:32,222 --> 00:31:34,358
- Wow!
- Shut up, shut up.
719
00:31:34,391 --> 00:31:37,495
I thought you actually
cared about my party.
720
00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:38,696
I do.
721
00:31:38,729 --> 00:31:40,031
No, it's all about
your stupid app.
722
00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:43,200
Hey, mi app es su app, bro.
723
00:31:43,233 --> 00:31:44,502
My new company,
your big party,
724
00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:47,371
they are flip sides
of the same coin.
725
00:31:47,404 --> 00:31:50,207
Let me show you how
a CEO gets things done.
726
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,142
Come on.
727
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:56,047
You want a great party?
728
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,114
You can't just invite
the people
729
00:31:57,147 --> 00:31:58,316
you think should be there.
730
00:31:58,349 --> 00:32:00,151
If you want
an instant classic,
731
00:32:00,184 --> 00:32:02,987
it's all about the people
who shouldn't be there.
732
00:32:08,425 --> 00:32:10,962
Start with a clique that
never gets invited to parties.
733
00:32:13,497 --> 00:32:15,533
I used to be
in the drama club.
734
00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:17,068
Perfect.
735
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:18,235
While you guys all reminisce
736
00:32:18,268 --> 00:32:19,537
about that
8th grade production
737
00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:21,238
of "Annie Get Your Gun",
casually drop that
738
00:32:21,271 --> 00:32:23,040
you got invited to a party
tomorrow at Alex Finn's.
739
00:32:23,073 --> 00:32:25,643
Got invited to a party
tomorrow at Alex Finn's.
740
00:32:28,746 --> 00:32:30,715
Wasn't it Leibniz
who said music
741
00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:32,717
is a hidden exercise
in arithmetic?
742
00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:35,419
I am on the calculus team.
743
00:32:35,452 --> 00:32:37,555
And as everyone knows,
there's only one word
744
00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:39,423
that's exactly the same
in every single language.
745
00:32:39,456 --> 00:32:41,359
Fiesta? Partido? Fete?
746
00:32:44,261 --> 00:32:45,563
And from there,
my young Padawan learners,
747
00:32:45,596 --> 00:32:47,732
the word is out
and the party is on.
748
00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:50,201
Nobody knows who's hosting,
and nobody cares.
749
00:32:50,234 --> 00:32:53,504
But come tomorrow night,
everybody's gonna be there.
750
00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:01,412
Alex Finn's having a party?
751
00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:05,383
You really think
that'll work?
752
00:33:07,484 --> 00:33:09,354
It already has.
753
00:33:15,793 --> 00:33:20,431
♪ From the spires
in the sky ♪
754
00:33:20,464 --> 00:33:25,269
♪ Down to the corridors
beneath ♪
755
00:33:25,302 --> 00:33:30,107
♪ There's an energy
that vibes ♪
756
00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:35,346
♪ In the faces
that you meet ♪
757
00:33:35,379 --> 00:33:38,616
♪ Golden face
that divides us ♪
758
00:33:38,649 --> 00:33:42,119
♪ Is calling and making me ♪
759
00:33:42,152 --> 00:33:45,122
♪ We're on fire ♪
760
00:33:45,155 --> 00:33:48,226
♪ Burn the ashes
when it's over ♪
761
00:33:51,495 --> 00:33:54,465
♪ We're on fire ♪
762
00:33:54,498 --> 00:33:59,237
♪ The voices getting
closer, closer ♪
763
00:34:00,671 --> 00:34:02,673
♪ We're on ♪
764
00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:08,413
♪ We're on fire ♪
765
00:34:10,147 --> 00:34:11,582
♪ We're on ♪
766
00:34:19,356 --> 00:34:22,493
♪ We're on fire ♪
767
00:34:22,526 --> 00:34:25,763
♪ Burn the ashes
when it's over ♪
768
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:31,669
♪ We're on fire ♪
769
00:34:31,702 --> 00:34:36,774
♪ The voices getting
closer, closer ♪
770
00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:47,418
Alexander Finn!
771
00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:53,357
Did you want to
speak with me?
772
00:34:53,390 --> 00:34:55,192
What's up, dude?
773
00:34:55,225 --> 00:34:56,694
- Nothing much.
- 'Sup, dawg.
774
00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:57,795
Boom.
775
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,469
'Sup, dawg?
How you living?
776
00:35:05,502 --> 00:35:08,672
- Just busy.
- Oh, really? Busy?
777
00:35:08,705 --> 00:35:11,876
Heard you might
be real busy.
778
00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:15,312
- Planning something.
- I mean, um...
779
00:35:15,345 --> 00:35:17,548
I know about your little
soiree tomorrow night.
780
00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:21,886
I didn't mean for it
to get this big.
781
00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:23,721
I invited a couple
friends here and there,
782
00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:26,257
and all of a sudden everyone
just wanted to come.
783
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:27,758
I don't want to hear it!
784
00:35:34,431 --> 00:35:37,468
Look, dude, I get it.
785
00:35:42,906 --> 00:35:45,242
I was a kid once, too, dude, all
right?
786
00:35:45,275 --> 00:35:48,245
So I'm gonna be straight
with you, Alexander.
787
00:35:48,278 --> 00:35:50,247
I'm not gonna bust
your party, dude.
788
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,650
Really? You're not?
789
00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:55,252
Dude! Come on! Who am I?
790
00:35:55,285 --> 00:35:57,254
Remember who
you're talking to.
791
00:35:57,287 --> 00:35:58,622
Yeah, man, I'm not whack.
792
00:35:58,655 --> 00:36:01,926
I'm lit.
I got a mixtape man.
793
00:36:01,959 --> 00:36:03,227
It's fire.
794
00:36:05,262 --> 00:36:08,432
But look, I do need to
ask you a question.
795
00:36:08,465 --> 00:36:09,667
Okay.
796
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:10,868
And I need you to be
100% straight with me.
797
00:36:10,901 --> 00:36:13,271
Okay, all right.
798
00:36:15,472 --> 00:36:16,841
Is it cool if roll through?
799
00:36:19,309 --> 00:36:22,947
Uh, sure.
800
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:25,783
That's, that's cool.
801
00:36:25,816 --> 00:36:27,284
Sick, dude!
802
00:36:27,317 --> 00:36:30,287
Whoo! Yeah!
803
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,290
I needed this.
Thanks, bro.
804
00:36:33,323 --> 00:36:35,626
Awesome.
So I'll just come by.
805
00:36:35,659 --> 00:36:36,627
What time's the party?
806
00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:37,795
- 8:30.
- 8:30.
807
00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:39,430
Okay, on the late side.
808
00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:41,465
You can come whenever,
though. It's not--
809
00:36:41,498 --> 00:36:43,801
Seven o'clock?
Help you set up?
810
00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:46,771
Yes. Am I dismissed now?
811
00:36:49,339 --> 00:36:51,976
- Yeah, fam. Fo' sho.
- Okay.
812
00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:55,312
Fo' sho! See you at
the party tonight, playa!
813
00:36:55,345 --> 00:36:57,915
Rock on, fam.
814
00:37:00,651 --> 00:37:03,754
Hey, boys, it's your dad.
815
00:37:03,787 --> 00:37:07,424
How's it going over
there on the home front?
816
00:37:07,457 --> 00:37:08,959
I haven't gotten any
calls from the police,
817
00:37:08,992 --> 00:37:11,262
so that's a good sign.
818
00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,499
Anyway, I hope Mr. Delaney
819
00:37:15,532 --> 00:37:17,334
isn't giving you
too hard of a time.
820
00:37:17,367 --> 00:37:19,503
Oh, remember to set
the A/C to away mode
821
00:37:19,536 --> 00:37:20,904
if you're both
leaving the house.
822
00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:24,908
And no ordering any on-demand
movies unless you pay for them
823
00:37:24,941 --> 00:37:27,845
Too much camo?
824
00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:29,680
So, uh, what else?
825
00:37:29,713 --> 00:37:33,851
Yeah, um, we're about to hit
the hay.
826
00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:36,287
Love you both.
Good night.
827
00:37:38,722 --> 00:37:40,357
Alex?
828
00:37:40,390 --> 00:37:41,692
Lo?
829
00:37:41,725 --> 00:37:43,360
The party doesn't start
for four hours.
830
00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:45,362
What are you doing
here so early?
831
00:37:45,395 --> 00:37:46,764
I just wanted
to give you a kiss.
832
00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:49,700
Oh, Lo.
833
00:37:49,733 --> 00:37:51,368
I love you.
834
00:37:51,401 --> 00:37:54,805
Shh.
835
00:38:04,414 --> 00:38:06,684
That is way too loud.
836
00:38:13,023 --> 00:38:14,058
No.
837
00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:26,870
Aah!
838
00:38:26,903 --> 00:38:29,940
Hi, Lo. It's me, Alex.
839
00:38:29,973 --> 00:38:33,377
Hey, no.
840
00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:02,606
Hey, what do
you guys think?
841
00:39:02,639 --> 00:39:04,708
- Oh, Alex.
- A-sharp.
842
00:39:04,741 --> 00:39:07,845
- On fire.
- I'm digging it.
843
00:39:07,878 --> 00:39:10,848
Now aren't that cute?
844
00:39:10,881 --> 00:39:12,149
What up with the headphones?
845
00:39:12,182 --> 00:39:13,450
Makes it look
like I don't care.
846
00:39:13,483 --> 00:39:15,085
Look, I'm not
even plugged in.
847
00:39:15,118 --> 00:39:16,954
Nah, lose 'em.
848
00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:19,790
All right,
party's about ready.
849
00:39:19,823 --> 00:39:21,792
Nine, you're working
security, man.
850
00:39:21,825 --> 00:39:23,460
Keep everybody out
of the front yard.
851
00:39:23,493 --> 00:39:24,795
Make sure
that nobody gets in
852
00:39:24,828 --> 00:39:25,963
unless they've
downloaded the app
853
00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:27,131
and their data's disabled.
854
00:39:27,164 --> 00:39:28,465
No disabled people, got it.
855
00:39:28,498 --> 00:39:29,800
That's not what I said.
856
00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:32,002
Stu, you're handling
bugs and glitches.
857
00:39:32,035 --> 00:39:34,638
If I'm not too busy
finessing the ladies.
858
00:39:34,671 --> 00:39:37,875
I am not joking, Stuart!
This is serious!
859
00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:39,977
Darius.
860
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:41,745
You're monitoring
the back end, buddy.
861
00:39:41,778 --> 00:39:44,848
I have been training for
this moment my entire life.
862
00:39:44,881 --> 00:39:46,150
Good man.
863
00:39:46,183 --> 00:39:48,819
- Alex.
- Yes.
864
00:39:48,852 --> 00:39:51,622
Try to keep in mind that this
is not just a house party.
865
00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:55,959
This is the most important
night of my-- of our careers.
866
00:39:55,992 --> 00:39:58,495
I know.
867
00:39:58,528 --> 00:40:00,697
Make sure you don't burn
the house to the ground.
868
00:40:00,730 --> 00:40:03,801
Try to have
a little fun, too.
869
00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:05,769
- All right?
- All right.
870
00:40:05,802 --> 00:40:09,006
I'll be monitoring everything
from the Milton cam.
871
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:14,445
Uh, guys? I think we might have a
minor, minor issue.
872
00:40:14,478 --> 00:40:16,513
Dude, I don't have time for issues.
What is this?
873
00:40:16,546 --> 00:40:17,982
Look what happens when I
click on a user's profile.
874
00:40:20,016 --> 00:40:22,719
- Oh, my goodness gracious.
- Yeah.
875
00:40:22,752 --> 00:40:24,888
I'm kidding. I have no idea
what you're trying to show me.
876
00:40:24,921 --> 00:40:27,191
Are you seeing
what I'm seeing?
877
00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:30,194
We have full access
to people's phones.
878
00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:32,696
I mean, what happened to
the privacy firewall, Stu?
879
00:40:32,729 --> 00:40:36,200
Did I forget to plug it in?
880
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:38,202
Uh, all right, look,
all I know is that this is
881
00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:39,937
super secure cloud software
882
00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:42,072
and if you guys figured out
a way to muck it up--
883
00:40:42,105 --> 00:40:44,241
Okay, Stu screwed up,
but it's an easy fix,
884
00:40:44,274 --> 00:40:45,943
and we're gonna
get on it ASAP.
885
00:40:45,976 --> 00:40:47,177
All right.
I'm gonna be late.
886
00:40:47,210 --> 00:40:48,812
You twerps got this?
887
00:40:48,845 --> 00:40:50,881
Just go. I'll patch
the security network.
888
00:40:50,914 --> 00:40:52,149
It'll take 15 minutes.
889
00:40:52,182 --> 00:40:54,084
Now we're talking,
Patch Adams.
890
00:40:54,117 --> 00:40:56,253
I will see you guys
at around nine.
891
00:40:56,286 --> 00:40:59,723
You will text me if there
are any other problems, okay?
892
00:41:07,964 --> 00:41:09,266
EJ, it's Ellie.
893
00:41:09,299 --> 00:41:10,934
We're running late.
894
00:41:10,967 --> 00:41:12,569
Jonathan insisted on
telling the driver
895
00:41:12,602 --> 00:41:13,770
how to get to the
hotel and got lost,
896
00:41:13,803 --> 00:41:15,105
and then of course blamed me
897
00:41:15,138 --> 00:41:16,907
for giving him
the wrong address.
898
00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:19,209
Anyways, can we please
just impress the pants off
899
00:41:19,242 --> 00:41:20,644
this writer and Owen tonight
900
00:41:20,677 --> 00:41:22,646
so I can prove
Jonathan wrong?
901
00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:26,283
I mean, let's kill it.
You're gonna kill it.
902
00:41:26,316 --> 00:41:28,118
We have a great idea.
903
00:41:28,151 --> 00:41:29,820
So meet us at the bar,
904
00:41:29,853 --> 00:41:31,822
and maybe go over
your pitch again,
905
00:41:31,855 --> 00:41:34,224
and again, and then, like,
maybe one more time.
906
00:41:34,257 --> 00:41:37,294
And please don't say
anything weird tonight, okay?
907
00:41:37,327 --> 00:41:39,530
Oh, and don't order
anything too strong
908
00:41:39,563 --> 00:41:40,731
before we get there.
909
00:41:40,764 --> 00:41:42,933
I need you focused.
910
00:41:44,301 --> 00:41:46,803
Oh! Oh, scrumptious.
911
00:41:46,836 --> 00:41:48,972
Oh, that's fire.
912
00:41:49,005 --> 00:41:51,174
Yo, before y'all
finish that patch,
913
00:41:51,207 --> 00:41:55,646
let me hit a lick and
just get like five minutes
914
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,215
to peruse a few girls' albums.
915
00:41:58,248 --> 00:42:00,817
You are such a creep.
916
00:42:00,850 --> 00:42:04,288
You're telling me you got full
access to Lo's entire phone
917
00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:05,923
and you're not gonna
do anything with it?
918
00:42:05,956 --> 00:42:08,692
That sounds a little
irresponsible to me, Alex.
919
00:42:08,725 --> 00:42:10,827
I couldn't do that to her.
920
00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:13,163
Ten toes down, I can.
921
00:42:13,196 --> 00:42:15,165
- He doesn't want to.
- Come on.
922
00:42:15,198 --> 00:42:17,200
Ooh, looks like
she's into astrology.
923
00:42:17,233 --> 00:42:20,170
Looks like we got a Virgo
on our hands, fellas!
924
00:42:20,203 --> 00:42:23,674
- Resist the temptation.
- But I'm a Virgo, too.
925
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:27,010
Based on her "recently
watched" on Netflix,
926
00:42:27,043 --> 00:42:29,680
we got "Rick & Morty",
"Archer",
927
00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:32,583
"Parks and Rec",
and "Workaholics"!
928
00:42:32,616 --> 00:42:34,184
She likes all
the same shows I do!
929
00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:35,886
Yes.
930
00:42:35,919 --> 00:42:37,187
Yes!
931
00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:38,689
People are here.
932
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,157
- I gotta finish this.
- Right here.
933
00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:42,192
Look, it's right here.
934
00:42:44,227 --> 00:42:45,662
Do you mind
if you guys stall?
935
00:42:45,695 --> 00:42:46,663
I just want to
take a quick peek at,
936
00:42:46,696 --> 00:42:47,864
you know, Lo's phone.
937
00:42:47,897 --> 00:42:50,033
Yes.
938
00:42:50,066 --> 00:42:52,703
Here's to the best night
of our lives, players.
939
00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:54,771
Let's ball out.
Come on, Darius.
940
00:42:54,804 --> 00:42:58,208
For the record,
I think this is a terrible idea.
941
00:43:24,834 --> 00:43:25,902
'Sup?
942
00:43:25,935 --> 00:43:28,071
Just-- it's fine.
943
00:43:28,104 --> 00:43:31,308
Chilling.
How are you? Cool.
944
00:43:34,110 --> 00:43:35,846
Come on.
945
00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:43,920
- ...shiatsu message?
- Yes.
946
00:43:43,953 --> 00:43:46,089
- There he is!
- Ah, this guy.
947
00:43:46,122 --> 00:43:48,759
- You still rich?
- Duh.
948
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:52,095
- You are gonna love him.
- Oh, thanks. I'm excited.
949
00:43:52,128 --> 00:43:54,431
Isn't that the next
Mark Zuckerberg
950
00:43:54,464 --> 00:43:56,700
standing on the furniture
like an oversized child?
951
00:43:58,301 --> 00:44:00,103
He's weird.
952
00:44:00,136 --> 00:44:01,705
I like weird!
953
00:44:04,974 --> 00:44:06,410
Guys, I can't believe
we actually did this.
954
00:44:06,443 --> 00:44:09,279
I know, this party
is amazeballs!
955
00:44:09,312 --> 00:44:11,114
Group effort, players.
956
00:44:11,147 --> 00:44:13,050
There's nothing we can't do
when we put our minds to it.
957
00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:22,125
- What is this?
- I know.
958
00:44:22,158 --> 00:44:25,095
This party's pretty lit, huh?
959
00:44:25,128 --> 00:44:27,964
No.
960
00:44:27,997 --> 00:44:29,433
Do you want me to tell the
people out front to leave?
961
00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:31,101
Who?
962
00:44:33,470 --> 00:44:35,138
We're gonna need
a bigger house.
963
00:44:36,806 --> 00:44:38,975
Our business is like a shark.
964
00:44:39,008 --> 00:44:41,044
If we're not moving
forward, we die.
965
00:44:41,077 --> 00:44:43,313
Which is why I'm always
looking for the next big thing.
966
00:44:43,346 --> 00:44:46,249
- Carrot!
- EJ?
967
00:44:46,282 --> 00:44:50,053
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Absolutely. Synergy.
968
00:44:50,086 --> 00:44:51,955
- Innovation.
- Ideation.
969
00:44:51,988 --> 00:44:54,324
- Okay.
- Intubation. Right?
970
00:44:54,357 --> 00:44:56,827
Listen, Owen already leaked your
app concept to me,
971
00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,261
and I'm a bit skeptical.
972
00:44:58,294 --> 00:45:00,831
I mean, every kid I know
is glued to their phones.
973
00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:02,132
How are you gonna make
them turn them off?
974
00:45:02,165 --> 00:45:03,266
Look, I was part
of the last generation
975
00:45:03,299 --> 00:45:05,168
to grow up without
the Internet.
976
00:45:05,201 --> 00:45:07,137
We had to have fun
the old-fashioned way.
977
00:45:07,170 --> 00:45:09,306
Cow tipping, prank calls--
978
00:45:09,339 --> 00:45:11,508
we didn't need tweets
and listicles to let loose.
979
00:45:11,541 --> 00:45:13,477
Still not sure I'm following.
980
00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:16,246
You know what?
Everybody close your eyes for a second.
981
00:45:16,279 --> 00:45:18,448
Just close your eyes.
Stay with me here.
982
00:45:18,481 --> 00:45:20,917
Jon, close your eyes.
983
00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:22,152
Jonathan,
close your eyes.
984
00:45:22,185 --> 00:45:24,187
- Close your eyes.
- Close your eyes.
985
00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:25,355
All right, all right.
986
00:45:27,056 --> 00:45:30,761
Now, wait.
Wait for it.
987
00:45:33,062 --> 00:45:34,531
Okay, open your eyes.
988
00:45:34,564 --> 00:45:36,867
You're still here.
989
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,736
Ha, ha, ha. Yeah.
You smell that?
990
00:45:40,236 --> 00:45:41,872
- Um...
- Mushrooms?
991
00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:43,373
- They're right here.
- No, no!
992
00:45:43,406 --> 00:45:45,876
That's not what it is.
You know what it is?
993
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,378
It's a whiff of the future.
994
00:45:48,411 --> 00:45:51,214
Look, it's not just
about shutting down.
995
00:45:51,247 --> 00:45:54,050
It's about savoring
what comes next.
996
00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:55,519
I'm getting excited.
997
00:45:55,552 --> 00:45:57,454
And when I get excited, I get
hungry.
998
00:45:57,487 --> 00:46:00,056
- Cucumber, now.
- Is a half one okay?
999
00:46:00,089 --> 00:46:02,092
- Do you want more?
- No.
1000
00:46:43,132 --> 00:46:44,434
Stu?
1001
00:46:44,467 --> 00:46:46,570
Stu?
1002
00:46:46,603 --> 00:46:48,305
Can you two get a room?
1003
00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:50,073
Just not my room though.
1004
00:46:52,609 --> 00:46:54,077
Stu?
1005
00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:06,056
I will free you from
the shackles of your job.
1006
00:47:11,361 --> 00:47:15,032
I feel so unburdened.
1007
00:47:16,499 --> 00:47:18,635
- Stu?
- Hey, there you are.
1008
00:47:18,668 --> 00:47:21,204
He told me you'd find us.
1009
00:47:21,237 --> 00:47:23,907
Alejandro.
Ale, Alejandro.
1010
00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:25,342
Ale, Alejandro, eh?
1011
00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:28,011
Live and dance.
Lose yourself in wild romance.
1012
00:47:28,044 --> 00:47:29,479
Fiesta, caramba.
1013
00:47:29,512 --> 00:47:31,281
- Forever!
- Forever!
1014
00:47:35,051 --> 00:47:37,454
Alejandro, I have traveled
1015
00:47:37,487 --> 00:47:41,358
long and wide to meet up
with you esta noche.
1016
00:47:41,391 --> 00:47:44,494
Tonight, your man EJ,
1017
00:47:44,527 --> 00:47:48,098
he will confront
his own destiny.
1018
00:47:48,131 --> 00:47:52,002
Without him, you will face
obstacles of your own
1019
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:56,673
in order to realize
your dream.
1020
00:47:56,706 --> 00:47:59,643
So it's time for you
to put aside the chico,
1021
00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:01,044
to put aside the baby,
1022
00:48:01,077 --> 00:48:02,579
to put aside the niño.
1023
00:48:02,612 --> 00:48:06,216
and become the macho
you're meant to be!
1024
00:48:08,084 --> 00:48:10,487
Fiesta musica!
Party loco!
1025
00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:53,030
Alexander Finn.
1026
00:48:54,764 --> 00:48:57,167
Yes, that's it.
You hit the nail on the head, Owen.
1027
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,169
In a world dominated
by virtual reality,
1028
00:48:59,202 --> 00:49:01,271
who needs a self-driving car?
1029
00:49:01,304 --> 00:49:03,273
I hate to interrupt,
but I still don't get
1030
00:49:03,306 --> 00:49:05,041
why kids are gonna willingly
turn off their phones.
1031
00:49:05,074 --> 00:49:06,409
That's where
the parents come in.
1032
00:49:06,442 --> 00:49:08,044
Yes. See, that
is exactly right.
1033
00:49:08,077 --> 00:49:10,447
You are living in a
Web 2.0 world, my friend.
1034
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,749
The next era
is all about focus,
1035
00:49:12,782 --> 00:49:14,584
efficiency,
undivided attention.
1036
00:49:19,489 --> 00:49:21,491
You know what?
I should take this.
1037
00:49:21,524 --> 00:49:23,460
Just one second.
So sorry. Just one second.
1038
00:49:23,493 --> 00:49:24,627
You've gotta be
kidding me.
1039
00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:25,628
There's something
about this kid.
1040
00:49:25,661 --> 00:49:26,763
Sorry to interrupt, bro,
1041
00:49:26,796 --> 00:49:28,598
but Alex don't got any sad,
1042
00:49:28,631 --> 00:49:30,767
old 70-year-old, divorced,
1043
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,103
bald-looking
white friends, do he?
1044
00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:35,138
I don't know.
I mean, he met up with some old guys
1045
00:49:35,171 --> 00:49:36,773
at a World of Warcraft
meetup last year.
1046
00:49:36,806 --> 00:49:38,341
Does one of them
live next door?
1047
00:49:38,374 --> 00:49:40,310
Nine!
1048
00:49:40,343 --> 00:49:42,145
That is a code 374!
1049
00:49:42,178 --> 00:49:43,546
Repeat, 374!
1050
00:49:43,579 --> 00:49:45,448
I'm sorry, 37 what?
1051
00:49:45,481 --> 00:49:47,617
Nine, stop whatever it is
that you are doing,
1052
00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:50,053
and go find Alex ASAP, okay?
1053
00:49:50,086 --> 00:49:53,323
It's so crowded,
I can't find Lo anywhere.
1054
00:49:53,356 --> 00:49:54,691
She's always with Jamie.
1055
00:49:54,724 --> 00:49:56,793
How am I supposed
to fulfill my destiny?
1056
00:49:56,826 --> 00:49:59,329
I'll run a diversion
on Lamey Jamie,
1057
00:49:59,362 --> 00:50:00,797
you just go in for the kill.
1058
00:50:00,830 --> 00:50:03,333
- Stu, you're just--
- I know, I know.
1059
00:50:03,366 --> 00:50:04,634
I'm no hero.
1060
00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:06,169
Anyone in my position
would do the same.
1061
00:50:06,202 --> 00:50:07,504
No, no.
What I was gonna say is
1062
00:50:07,537 --> 00:50:08,638
you're a little
out of your league.
1063
00:50:08,671 --> 00:50:10,540
Oh? We're about to find out.
1064
00:50:10,573 --> 00:50:13,710
They're right over there.
1065
00:50:13,743 --> 00:50:17,280
- Go get 'em.
- All right, let's go.
1066
00:50:20,216 --> 00:50:23,520
Wanna go outside
and get a little air?
1067
00:50:23,553 --> 00:50:25,756
You can go.
I'm just gonna hang here.
1068
00:50:27,290 --> 00:50:28,191
Whatever.
1069
00:50:35,164 --> 00:50:36,800
Hey, you having
a good time?
1070
00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:39,369
Other than the secondhand
anxiety I'm experiencing
1071
00:50:39,402 --> 00:50:41,671
watching people trash
your house, totally.
1072
00:50:41,704 --> 00:50:44,374
We've been throwing bangers
like this for a minute.
1073
00:50:44,407 --> 00:50:46,176
Awesome.
1074
00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:47,778
Here, come on.
I'll tell you all about it.
1075
00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:49,813
Great.
1076
00:50:51,881 --> 00:50:53,817
I could never have
a party at my house.
1077
00:50:53,850 --> 00:50:55,318
I would just be following
people around with cupholders.
1078
00:50:55,351 --> 00:50:58,188
You sound like a Virgo.
1079
00:50:58,221 --> 00:51:01,858
I am. That's so random.
1080
00:51:01,891 --> 00:51:03,660
Are you into astrology?
1081
00:51:03,693 --> 00:51:05,161
Yeah, I dabble.
1082
00:51:05,194 --> 00:51:06,729
That's so funny,
I've never met a guy
1083
00:51:06,762 --> 00:51:08,198
who was into
that sort of thing.
1084
00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:09,666
It's usually
such a girl thing.
1085
00:51:09,699 --> 00:51:12,302
Oh, yeah, actually,
I don't know.
1086
00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:14,137
I was kidding about that.
1087
00:51:14,170 --> 00:51:15,205
Forget I ever said that.
1088
00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:16,706
Not much for
big crowds, are we?
1089
00:51:16,739 --> 00:51:17,740
Nope.
1090
00:51:17,773 --> 00:51:20,510
You wanna go
somewhere quieter?
1091
00:51:20,543 --> 00:51:22,779
Fine.
This party is lame.
1092
00:51:24,213 --> 00:51:25,515
Sick! Hey!
1093
00:51:25,548 --> 00:51:27,350
Yo, we're going upstairs.
1094
00:51:27,383 --> 00:51:29,385
- Oh.
- Yeah!
1095
00:51:29,418 --> 00:51:31,187
Let's go.
1096
00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:33,523
So, what TV shows
do you like?
1097
00:51:33,556 --> 00:51:35,592
I'm a big fan
of "Parks and Rec",
1098
00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:36,659
"Ricky and Morny",
1099
00:51:36,692 --> 00:51:38,428
"Workaholics", and "Archer".
1100
00:51:38,461 --> 00:51:40,130
Wow!
1101
00:51:40,163 --> 00:51:41,865
You and my little brother
would really hit it off.
1102
00:51:41,898 --> 00:51:44,734
Those are literally
his favorite shows.
1103
00:51:44,767 --> 00:51:47,304
Uh, your brother?
1104
00:51:48,905 --> 00:51:50,173
I was kidding about that.
1105
00:51:50,206 --> 00:51:51,374
I kinda watch those shows,
1106
00:51:51,407 --> 00:51:52,542
but I don't really
watch those shows.
1107
00:51:52,575 --> 00:51:54,478
I watch those
shows sometimes.
1108
00:51:57,914 --> 00:51:59,482
Is everything okay?
1109
00:51:59,515 --> 00:52:01,318
Yes. I gotta go.
1110
00:52:05,588 --> 00:52:08,625
- Aww, hell no.
- Crap.
1111
00:52:08,658 --> 00:52:10,560
Yo, Alex, we gotta end
the party right now.
1112
00:52:10,593 --> 00:52:12,395
That dude busted us
back in '08.
1113
00:52:12,428 --> 00:52:13,563
His own children
don't even like him.
1114
00:52:13,596 --> 00:52:14,898
Oh, no.
1115
00:52:14,931 --> 00:52:16,432
We gotta end
the party now, man.
1116
00:52:16,465 --> 00:52:17,433
Stop playing.
Tell everybody to go home.
1117
00:52:17,466 --> 00:52:19,169
Hey, I got an idea.
1118
00:52:22,271 --> 00:52:23,640
What's up, homies?
1119
00:52:27,276 --> 00:52:28,912
Can I get through here
real quick?
1120
00:52:28,945 --> 00:52:30,413
Hey, everyone! Everyone!
1121
00:52:30,446 --> 00:52:31,581
Yeah!
1122
00:52:33,249 --> 00:52:35,218
If you don't want
this party to end--
1123
00:52:35,251 --> 00:52:38,188
Yeah! Let's never leave!
1124
00:52:39,622 --> 00:52:42,625
Yeah, so give me two
minutes of silence.
1125
00:52:45,628 --> 00:52:49,499
I will destroy
everything you hold dear!
1126
00:52:49,532 --> 00:52:51,434
I need you guys to be quiet.
1127
00:52:51,467 --> 00:52:52,602
I don't want to hear
a peep from you.
1128
00:52:52,635 --> 00:52:55,271
Shh! Shh!
1129
00:52:55,304 --> 00:52:57,541
I'll be right back.
It's fine. Shh!
1130
00:53:05,815 --> 00:53:08,885
Guys...
1131
00:53:12,321 --> 00:53:15,625
Oh, hey, Mr. Delaney.
Is everything okay?
1132
00:53:15,658 --> 00:53:18,795
No, everything
is not okay.
1133
00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:21,297
You and your brother
are creating a racket
1134
00:53:21,330 --> 00:53:22,665
like I have never heard.
1135
00:53:22,698 --> 00:53:24,267
Now how, how--
1136
00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:27,470
how many hooligans
do you have in there?
1137
00:53:27,503 --> 00:53:29,305
I'm sorry you're not
able to sleep,
1138
00:53:29,338 --> 00:53:30,907
but my parents are already
back from their trip.
1139
00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:36,012
Let me talk to your father.
1140
00:53:36,045 --> 00:53:38,281
Of course, yes.
Let me go get him.
1141
00:53:43,519 --> 00:53:46,656
Hey,
how's it going over there?
1142
00:53:46,689 --> 00:53:48,324
Is that you, Arthur?
1143
00:53:48,357 --> 00:53:50,293
Hey, how's it going
over there, Mr. Delaney?
1144
00:53:50,326 --> 00:53:53,997
I didn't realize you and
the missus are back already.
1145
00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:56,332
Yeah.
1146
00:53:56,365 --> 00:53:58,334
Do the boys have
some people over?
1147
00:53:58,367 --> 00:54:02,338
Because I've been
hearing this noise.
1148
00:54:02,371 --> 00:54:03,840
No, we're about to
hit the hay.
1149
00:54:03,873 --> 00:54:05,808
Are you sure?
1150
00:54:05,841 --> 00:54:07,343
No, we're about to
hit the hay.
1151
00:54:07,376 --> 00:54:08,711
- He already said that one.
- I know!
1152
00:54:08,744 --> 00:54:11,414
- Change it up!
- I'm trying. Shut up!
1153
00:54:11,447 --> 00:54:13,016
I can only keep this
going for so long.
1154
00:54:13,049 --> 00:54:15,685
- Well, keep doing it.
- Okey-dokey.
1155
00:54:15,718 --> 00:54:17,454
Good night. Love you.
1156
00:54:18,721 --> 00:54:20,690
All I had was "I love you."
1157
00:54:20,723 --> 00:54:22,025
He didn't record
anything else.
1158
00:54:22,058 --> 00:54:23,293
He thinks we love him now.
1159
00:54:23,326 --> 00:54:25,028
Good night, Mr. Delaney.
1160
00:54:32,068 --> 00:54:35,371
♪ Dance when the bass hit,
dab on a spaceship ♪
1161
00:54:35,404 --> 00:54:38,374
♪ Me and all my
homies going hard ♪
1162
00:54:38,407 --> 00:54:41,477
♪ I'm hella high, brah,
I cannot lie, brah ♪
1163
00:54:41,510 --> 00:54:45,348
♪ I've got that mad
look in my eye, brah ♪
1164
00:54:45,381 --> 00:54:47,717
♪ Pull up in their skirts,
got your main thing ♪
1165
00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:49,385
♪ Looking at us like,
"What's up?" ♪
1166
00:54:49,418 --> 00:54:51,054
♪ Spinning all
these bad soldiers ♪
1167
00:54:51,087 --> 00:54:53,056
♪ Girls,
they showing love ♪
1168
00:54:53,089 --> 00:54:55,725
♪ How can I be down?
Every day I'm calling up ♪
1169
00:54:55,758 --> 00:54:59,062
♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 shots,
we don't give a --- ♪
1170
00:54:59,095 --> 00:55:02,398
♪ Just left Miami ♪
1171
00:55:02,431 --> 00:55:05,902
♪ I'm going back to Cali ♪
1172
00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:09,072
♪ In the club
with my family ♪
1173
00:55:09,105 --> 00:55:10,973
♪ Going hard
with my family ♪
1174
00:55:11,006 --> 00:55:15,645
♪ I don't need a lot,
just a few... ♪
1175
00:55:15,678 --> 00:55:17,747
Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine!
Nine, Nine, Nine!
1176
00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:20,750
♪ Party to the late night,
yes, we --- do ♪
1177
00:55:20,783 --> 00:55:23,753
♪ Do we need another round?
Yes, we fucking do ♪
1178
00:55:23,786 --> 00:55:24,921
♪ Yes, we --- do ♪
1179
00:55:24,954 --> 00:55:26,889
Why did I do that?
1180
00:55:26,922 --> 00:55:28,725
♪ I'm higher
than my penthouse ♪
1181
00:55:28,758 --> 00:55:30,927
♪ With the city view ♪
1182
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,596
♪ Party to the late night?
yes, we --- do ♪
1183
00:55:33,629 --> 00:55:36,132
♪ Do we need another round?
yes, we -- ♪
1184
00:55:36,165 --> 00:55:39,435
♪ Dance when the bass hit,
dab on a spaceship ♪
1185
00:55:39,468 --> 00:55:42,105
♪ Me and all my
homies going hard ♪
1186
00:55:42,138 --> 00:55:45,775
♪ I'm hella high, brah,
I cannot lie, brah ♪
1187
00:55:45,808 --> 00:55:48,945
♪ I've got that ---
look in my eye, brah ♪
1188
00:55:48,978 --> 00:55:51,547
♪ Pull up in their skirts,
got your main thing ♪
1189
00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:53,449
♪ Looking at us like,
"What's up?" ♪
1190
00:55:53,482 --> 00:55:55,084
♪ Spinning all
these bad soldiers ♪
1191
00:55:55,117 --> 00:55:56,853
♪ Girls,
they showing love ♪
1192
00:55:56,886 --> 00:55:58,454
♪ How can I be down? ♪
1193
00:55:58,487 --> 00:56:00,724
♪ We don't give a --- ♪
1194
00:56:05,661 --> 00:56:07,731
♪ We don't give a --- ♪
1195
00:56:11,834 --> 00:56:14,771
♪ I don't need a lot,
just a -- few ♪
1196
00:56:14,804 --> 00:56:17,807
♪ A few loyal real Gs,
that's my --- crew ♪
1197
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:21,644
♪ Party to the late night,
yes, I do ♪
1198
00:56:21,677 --> 00:56:24,147
♪ Do we need another round?
Yes, we do ♪
1199
00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:27,150
♪ Dance when the bass hit,
dab on a spaceship ♪
1200
00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:30,486
♪ Me and all my
homies going apeshit ♪
1201
00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:33,656
♪ I'm hella high, brah,
I cannot lie, brah ♪
1202
00:56:33,689 --> 00:56:36,492
♪ I've got that
look in my eye ♪
1203
00:56:36,525 --> 00:56:38,161
♪ Every day I'm calling up ♪
1204
00:56:38,194 --> 00:56:40,496
♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 shots,
we don't give a --- ♪
1205
00:56:40,529 --> 00:56:42,532
Hey, whoa, whoa!
1206
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:43,800
Don't you think we're
moving a little too fast?
1207
00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:45,134
Stop being a wuss
and just kiss me.
1208
00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:46,169
No, no! I have something
I have to tell you.
1209
00:56:46,202 --> 00:56:47,503
You don't want to kiss me?
1210
00:56:47,536 --> 00:56:49,872
No, no, I do.
I really do.
1211
00:56:49,905 --> 00:56:51,841
But, no, no, no!
I never kissed anyone before.
1212
00:56:51,874 --> 00:56:53,609
You what?
1213
00:56:53,642 --> 00:56:55,711
I mean, I know
it's shocking, but--
1214
00:56:55,744 --> 00:56:57,013
I've kissed my mom,
obviously,
1215
00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:59,949
but not a girl, like,
from school on the lips.
1216
00:56:59,982 --> 00:57:02,752
Oh, you're so
adorably pathetic.
1217
00:57:02,785 --> 00:57:05,021
That's okay,
we don't have to do
1218
00:57:05,054 --> 00:57:06,522
anything
you don't want to do.
1219
00:57:06,555 --> 00:57:08,524
I'm sure Alex and Lo
have kissed by now.
1220
00:57:08,557 --> 00:57:10,860
- Wait, what?
- Well, Lo was complaining
1221
00:57:10,893 --> 00:57:12,528
about how she wanted
to kiss Alex,
1222
00:57:12,561 --> 00:57:15,031
but you two are always
attached at the hip.
1223
00:57:15,064 --> 00:57:16,766
So I had to run
a diversion.
1224
00:57:16,799 --> 00:57:20,036
No, no.
I was distracting you.
1225
00:57:20,069 --> 00:57:22,538
Whatever you want to tell
yourself, loverboy.
1226
00:57:22,571 --> 00:57:24,140
Oh, hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1227
00:57:26,075 --> 00:57:28,478
I'm gonna ride you
like your skateboard!
1228
00:57:31,213 --> 00:57:33,049
Well that went amazing,
am I right?
1229
00:57:33,082 --> 00:57:34,217
You're right. It did go great.
There he is.
1230
00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:35,918
What's the address
of this party?
1231
00:57:35,951 --> 00:57:38,221
- I've got a Lyft on the way.
- 1538 Sycamore.
1232
00:57:38,254 --> 00:57:40,957
So, tiny little disclaimer,
before we go,
1233
00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:42,225
the party that
we're going to might
1234
00:57:42,258 --> 00:57:43,893
or might not be
a high school house party.
1235
00:57:43,926 --> 00:57:47,730
I'm sorry,
is it or is it not
1236
00:57:47,763 --> 00:57:49,232
a high school
house party?
1237
00:57:49,265 --> 00:57:52,068
It is.
1238
00:57:52,101 --> 00:57:55,004
Of course it is.
I never thought of it being anything but.
1239
00:57:55,037 --> 00:57:57,507
Look, teenagers are the ones
dictating the trends anyway,
1240
00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:00,577
so why not test it out
on them, am I right?
1241
00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:05,681
Now that's what I call
a killer instinct, huh?
1242
00:58:05,714 --> 00:58:07,917
No, it's great.
It's a brilliant idea,
1243
00:58:07,950 --> 00:58:10,086
a bunch of unsupervised
high school kids partying.
1244
00:58:10,119 --> 00:58:12,588
Yeah, it is, grandpa.
We're gonna have a good time, so let's go.
1245
00:58:12,621 --> 00:58:15,258
You know what?
I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
1246
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:18,795
I'll just meet you outside.
One second.
1247
00:58:23,799 --> 00:58:26,269
Yo, this party is totally
lame, am I right?
1248
00:58:26,302 --> 00:58:27,837
Wait, what?
1249
00:58:27,870 --> 00:58:29,305
This party,
it's lame as hell.
1250
00:58:29,338 --> 00:58:32,208
Why would you have a party
if you can't Snapchat it?
1251
00:58:32,241 --> 00:58:35,778
My parties,
on the other hand, are lit!
1252
00:58:35,811 --> 00:58:38,614
My bad, dude.
Who are you?
1253
00:58:38,647 --> 00:58:41,117
It's me, Mike,
you know who I am.
1254
00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:43,619
It's Cole.
You know, Cole Winnard?
1255
00:58:43,652 --> 00:58:45,788
You come to my parties
every weekend.
1256
00:58:45,821 --> 00:58:48,124
I took your sister to prom.
1257
00:58:48,157 --> 00:58:51,127
Right on, man.
I'm gonna jet over here.
1258
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,128
I'll see you
a little later.
1259
00:58:52,161 --> 00:58:54,230
Yeah, you will.
1260
00:58:58,334 --> 00:59:00,069
Yes, I'd like to report
1261
00:59:00,102 --> 00:59:02,305
an out of control party
next door.
1262
00:59:02,338 --> 00:59:06,976
Yes, definitely underage
drinking, possible drugs.
1263
00:59:07,009 --> 00:59:08,811
Yeah, just send someone
over if you can.
1264
00:59:08,844 --> 00:59:09,846
Thank you so much.
1265
00:59:12,348 --> 00:59:15,952
Chill, chill, chill.
Yo, yo, yo.
1266
00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:18,321
So I had a wild time
unplugging with you guys,
1267
00:59:18,354 --> 00:59:21,657
but as of right now,
all your phones are back on.
1268
00:59:23,692 --> 00:59:25,328
I can't believe it's been
three hours already.
1269
00:59:25,361 --> 00:59:27,163
Time flies when
you're having fun.
1270
00:59:27,196 --> 00:59:29,332
Hey, let's turn off
our phones
1271
00:59:29,365 --> 00:59:32,335
and keep the no phone
party vibes alive!
1272
00:59:33,869 --> 00:59:38,341
Pull out your phones
and power down!
1273
00:59:38,374 --> 00:59:40,676
Before we power down,
do you want to take a selfie?
1274
00:59:40,709 --> 00:59:41,778
Definitely.
1275
00:59:43,212 --> 00:59:45,181
♪ All night ♪
1276
00:59:45,214 --> 00:59:49,118
♪ I think about you, baby
I think about you, baby ♪
1277
00:59:50,886 --> 00:59:52,855
♪ All night ♪
1278
00:59:52,888 --> 00:59:58,628
♪ I think about you, baby,
I think about you, baby ♪
1279
00:59:58,661 --> 01:00:00,363
- ♪ All night ♪
- Oh, my God.
1280
01:00:00,396 --> 01:00:03,866
Oh, my gosh,
are you kidding me?
1281
01:00:03,899 --> 01:00:06,702
Lady, back off.
1282
01:00:06,735 --> 01:00:08,704
I'm sorry about that.
1283
01:00:08,737 --> 01:00:10,206
It's fine, seriously.
1284
01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:12,375
Do you want me to lend you
a shirt or something?
1285
01:00:12,408 --> 01:00:13,876
That might not be a bad idea.
1286
01:00:13,909 --> 01:00:16,045
Yo, yo, yo, Alex Finn!
1287
01:00:16,078 --> 01:00:17,880
If you in
the house right now,
1288
01:00:17,913 --> 01:00:20,650
Darius needs to
see you right now.
1289
01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:24,220
Not again. Okay,
meet me in my room.
1290
01:00:24,253 --> 01:00:25,721
I'll be right there in a sec.
1291
01:00:25,754 --> 01:00:26,990
Good luck.
1292
01:00:38,834 --> 01:00:40,236
God, you're so sexy.
1293
01:00:40,269 --> 01:00:41,971
You got this.
You can have Lo,
1294
01:00:42,004 --> 01:00:44,874
I can have every girl I want.
Does Alex have these?
1295
01:00:44,907 --> 01:00:46,409
What's up, girl?
How are you doing?
1296
01:00:46,442 --> 01:00:48,911
Hey, I'm Cole,
but you already know me.
1297
01:00:48,944 --> 01:00:52,081
Okay, I'm trying to
have a good time at my party
1298
01:00:52,114 --> 01:00:55,418
But you, Captain Buzzkill,
comes in here and ruined it.
1299
01:00:55,451 --> 01:00:57,086
You asked for my help.
1300
01:00:57,119 --> 01:00:58,688
I'm just trying to be
a good friend to you,
1301
01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:00,690
but you don't even care
if I'm having fun!
1302
01:01:00,723 --> 01:01:03,092
Do you think I want to
spend the entire party
1303
01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:04,427
monitoring the app?
1304
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:06,929
As a matter of fact,
yes, I do!
1305
01:01:06,962 --> 01:01:08,264
If you're glued
to your phone,
1306
01:01:08,297 --> 01:01:09,765
you don't have to
actually talk to people.
1307
01:01:09,798 --> 01:01:12,435
Are you hearing this, Stu?
1308
01:01:12,468 --> 01:01:14,770
Stu, what's wrong with you?
1309
01:01:14,803 --> 01:01:19,108
Nothing,
for I have blossomed.
1310
01:01:19,141 --> 01:01:20,176
You guys have been cool
1311
01:01:20,209 --> 01:01:22,111
for literally,
what, 15 minutes,
1312
01:01:22,144 --> 01:01:24,447
and you're already acting
like complete jerks?
1313
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,948
Don't forget,
if it wasn't for
1314
01:01:25,981 --> 01:01:28,284
the stupid app
and the privacy bug,
1315
01:01:28,317 --> 01:01:29,819
you wouldn't have
even been able
1316
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:32,055
to snoop through
Lo's phone or talk to her.
1317
01:01:46,502 --> 01:01:48,471
Sorry, I was--
1318
01:01:48,504 --> 01:01:51,841
- Hey, thought you were--
- Alex?
1319
01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:53,976
We were doing this
as a favor to you and EJ.
1320
01:01:54,009 --> 01:01:55,811
We don't even care
about the app.
1321
01:01:55,844 --> 01:01:57,813
And some help you've been.
1322
01:01:57,846 --> 01:01:59,482
The party was nonexistent
until EJ got involved.
1323
01:01:59,515 --> 01:02:01,884
The security bug was
caused by you idiots.
1324
01:02:01,917 --> 01:02:04,153
Some guys
are just desperate.
1325
01:02:04,186 --> 01:02:06,155
I'm sorry you had
to find out like this.
1326
01:02:06,188 --> 01:02:09,325
I know, it's just I thought
he was one of the good guys.
1327
01:02:09,358 --> 01:02:13,329
Those are the ones you have
to watch out for the most.
1328
01:02:13,362 --> 01:02:15,831
- What are you doing?
- I just thought--
1329
01:02:15,864 --> 01:02:18,934
You thought me in tears
was a good time to kiss me?
1330
01:02:18,967 --> 01:02:22,171
Maybe?
1331
01:02:22,204 --> 01:02:23,839
Do you want me
to walk you home?
1332
01:02:23,872 --> 01:02:26,008
That's the last time
we ever do you a favor.
1333
01:02:26,041 --> 01:02:28,177
That cinnamon
really messed me up.
1334
01:02:28,210 --> 01:02:30,412
If you guys really want to do me a
favor, you'll leave me alone.
1335
01:02:30,445 --> 01:02:35,017
Thanks for having
my back, dude.
1336
01:02:35,050 --> 01:02:37,953
Stu!
1337
01:02:37,986 --> 01:02:40,123
Hey, did you find a T-shirt?
1338
01:02:43,559 --> 01:02:46,529
Oh, my gosh,
this is interesting.
1339
01:02:46,562 --> 01:02:49,198
Holy guacamole.
1340
01:02:49,231 --> 01:02:50,900
I didn't know you
were like this.
1341
01:02:50,933 --> 01:02:53,135
All right,
come on in, guys.
1342
01:02:53,168 --> 01:02:55,538
Here we go.
Hey, how's the party?
1343
01:02:55,571 --> 01:02:59,041
Okay, I guess some people
just aren't ready to unplug.
1344
01:02:59,074 --> 01:03:03,045
Mi casa es tu casa,
bienvenidos.
1345
01:03:03,078 --> 01:03:04,380
Yeah!
1346
01:03:04,413 --> 01:03:07,883
This fiesta is gonna be
mucho caliente!
1347
01:03:07,916 --> 01:03:09,885
Go crazy loco.
1348
01:03:09,918 --> 01:03:11,887
You know,
we could have a fun time
1349
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,389
if you'd just lighten up.
1350
01:03:13,422 --> 01:03:16,559
- Lighten up? Really?
- Woo!
1351
01:03:16,592 --> 01:03:21,063
This party is insane!
1352
01:03:21,096 --> 01:03:22,064
Woo, woo, woo!
1353
01:03:24,433 --> 01:03:27,069
Oh, my God.
1354
01:03:27,102 --> 01:03:28,871
Is that a full-grown man?
1355
01:03:36,111 --> 01:03:37,947
You've never been this
good of a kisser before, Vin.
1356
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:42,218
- You're not Lo.
- You're not Vinny.
1357
01:03:42,251 --> 01:03:43,919
I'm Vinny.
1358
01:03:43,952 --> 01:03:46,589
And I'm scared.
1359
01:03:52,461 --> 01:03:55,598
Yeah! Now, as you can see,
1360
01:03:55,631 --> 01:03:58,601
nobody here is so
much as texting.
1361
01:03:58,634 --> 01:04:00,035
Told ya.
1362
01:04:00,068 --> 01:04:02,271
Cops!
1363
01:04:02,304 --> 01:04:05,608
- Aww, come on!
- Hey!
1364
01:04:05,641 --> 01:04:07,443
Policia!
1365
01:04:07,476 --> 01:04:08,944
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna be fired.
1366
01:04:08,977 --> 01:04:11,580
Don't touch me.
1367
01:04:11,613 --> 01:04:12,982
It's okay. It's okay.
1368
01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:14,183
Everybody, just chill out.
1369
01:04:19,154 --> 01:04:20,623
Watch it!
1370
01:04:20,656 --> 01:04:22,958
- You! Creepy guy.
- Me?
1371
01:04:22,991 --> 01:04:24,460
No, you. Come here.
1372
01:04:24,493 --> 01:04:26,228
Nope, no, no.
Get back here.
1373
01:04:26,261 --> 01:04:28,197
No. Don't you
make me tase you!
1374
01:04:28,230 --> 01:04:31,634
- Okay, okay, okay.
- What happened?
1375
01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:34,670
Don't tase me, bro!
Don't tase me, bro!
1376
01:04:34,703 --> 01:04:37,139
I was the first
money at Facebook!
1377
01:04:37,172 --> 01:04:38,974
Aah!
1378
01:04:39,007 --> 01:04:41,143
This is a huge mistake.
1379
01:04:41,176 --> 01:04:42,478
Owen?
1380
01:04:42,511 --> 01:04:44,480
Owen, are you mad?
1381
01:04:44,513 --> 01:04:46,315
Owen, please don't be mad.
1382
01:04:46,348 --> 01:04:47,917
I'm sorry, Owen.
1383
01:04:49,318 --> 01:04:51,320
Officer,
you don't understand.
1384
01:04:51,353 --> 01:04:52,988
We work for
a venture capital fund
1385
01:04:53,021 --> 01:04:54,356
and we were just
throwing an event.
1386
01:04:54,389 --> 01:04:57,493
Lady, look,
I don't understand fancy words
1387
01:04:57,526 --> 01:05:01,096
like "venture capital"
and "event".
1388
01:05:01,129 --> 01:05:04,166
All I know is you got a house
full of out of control kids,
1389
01:05:04,199 --> 01:05:06,669
and these two bozos sitting
there watching the action.
1390
01:05:06,702 --> 01:05:09,672
They're coming with us.
1391
01:05:09,705 --> 01:05:12,942
Owen, I'll call
the attorney, okay?
1392
01:05:12,975 --> 01:05:16,345
♪ I can't imagine ♪
1393
01:05:18,046 --> 01:05:21,450
♪ Life on earth now ♪
1394
01:05:22,651 --> 01:05:26,989
♪ I can't imagine ♪
1395
01:05:28,457 --> 01:05:31,961
♪ Life on earth now ♪
1396
01:05:33,562 --> 01:05:37,133
♪ I can't imagine ♪
1397
01:05:39,001 --> 01:05:42,305
♪ Life on earth now ♪
1398
01:05:44,072 --> 01:05:47,710
♪ I just want to know ♪
1399
01:05:47,743 --> 01:05:51,380
♪ Is my bedroom
still there? ♪
1400
01:05:51,413 --> 01:05:55,050
♪ Is it still
standing there? ♪
1401
01:05:55,083 --> 01:05:57,019
♪ Is the tree ♪
1402
01:05:57,052 --> 01:06:01,223
♪ That I planted
still there ♪
1403
01:06:01,256 --> 01:06:05,060
♪ In the backyard? ♪
1404
01:06:05,093 --> 01:06:08,998
♪ I want to know ♪
1405
01:06:09,031 --> 01:06:12,568
♪ Are things still burning? ♪
1406
01:06:12,601 --> 01:06:15,504
♪ Still burning ♪
1407
01:06:15,537 --> 01:06:19,241
♪ I want to know ♪
1408
01:06:19,274 --> 01:06:22,745
♪ Are things still burning? ♪
1409
01:06:22,778 --> 01:06:27,183
♪ Still burning down ♪
1410
01:06:29,684 --> 01:06:32,188
♪ Burning down ♪
1411
01:06:34,790 --> 01:06:37,526
♪ Burning down ♪
1412
01:06:40,295 --> 01:06:42,765
♪ Burning down ♪
1413
01:06:42,798 --> 01:06:46,602
♪ Down, down ♪
1414
01:06:46,635 --> 01:06:50,239
♪ I can picture my mother ♪
1415
01:06:50,272 --> 01:06:53,342
♪ Killing black widows ♪
1416
01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:57,346
♪ With an old broom ♪
1417
01:06:57,379 --> 01:07:01,617
♪ I'm making all
the neighbors laugh ♪
1418
01:07:01,650 --> 01:07:04,453
♪ I was laying
in the blossoms ♪
1419
01:07:04,486 --> 01:07:07,289
♪ When the sky went black ♪
1420
01:07:07,322 --> 01:07:11,627
♪ I want to know ♪
1421
01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:15,130
♪ Are things still burning? ♪
1422
01:07:15,163 --> 01:07:19,235
♪ Still burning down ♪
1423
01:07:23,672 --> 01:07:24,807
Oh, you're back.
1424
01:07:26,675 --> 01:07:28,577
Jail was great.
Thanks for asking.
1425
01:07:31,513 --> 01:07:33,148
Where are the dweebs?
1426
01:07:33,181 --> 01:07:34,517
They're not talking
to me right now.
1427
01:07:36,351 --> 01:07:38,087
I take it things
didn't go so well with--
1428
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:41,557
Lo. Yeah, no.
1429
01:07:41,590 --> 01:07:43,492
All right, well,
1430
01:07:43,525 --> 01:07:45,627
at least we got
each other, right?
1431
01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:47,162
That's got to count
for something.
1432
01:07:47,195 --> 01:07:49,531
Yeah.
1433
01:07:49,564 --> 01:07:51,834
Besides,
we'll win 'em back.
1434
01:07:51,867 --> 01:07:53,602
No.
1435
01:07:57,305 --> 01:07:59,741
All right, look, I
know you idolize me,
1436
01:07:59,774 --> 01:08:01,777
so I'm gonna go ahead
and drop a truth bomb here.
1437
01:08:04,379 --> 01:08:06,115
Remember when we were little,
1438
01:08:06,148 --> 01:08:07,683
and mom would buy us
those nutty bars,
1439
01:08:07,716 --> 01:08:09,718
and they would be
completely gone
1440
01:08:09,751 --> 01:08:11,553
after like a day?
1441
01:08:11,586 --> 01:08:13,689
And I would accuse you
of taking them,
1442
01:08:13,722 --> 01:08:15,691
and dad would accuse me
of taking them,
1443
01:08:15,724 --> 01:08:17,693
and we never quite figured out
what was going on?
1444
01:08:17,726 --> 01:08:19,528
Yeah.
1445
01:08:19,561 --> 01:08:20,896
Yeah, well I was hiding them
in the laundry closet.
1446
01:08:20,929 --> 01:08:24,366
I knew it.
1447
01:08:24,399 --> 01:08:26,669
Well, what does that have
to do with anything though?
1448
01:08:29,571 --> 01:08:30,873
Seriously?
1449
01:08:30,906 --> 01:08:32,341
Who did you invite
to this party?
1450
01:08:32,374 --> 01:08:34,376
That's just gross.
1451
01:08:34,409 --> 01:08:36,879
All right, look.
1452
01:08:36,912 --> 01:08:39,214
In the same way that
I didn't let anything
1453
01:08:39,247 --> 01:08:40,883
get between me
and those nutty bars,
1454
01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:43,218
you can't let anything
get in between you
1455
01:08:43,251 --> 01:08:44,887
and something you want.
1456
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,823
Oh, so you're saying
I should lock Lo
1457
01:08:47,856 --> 01:08:49,791
in a secret compartment.
1458
01:08:49,824 --> 01:08:55,431
Yes! Maybe.
That could be illegal.
1459
01:09:03,772 --> 01:09:06,408
You know how many
app installs we got?
1460
01:09:06,441 --> 01:09:09,244
Oh, I don't know actually.
1461
01:09:09,277 --> 01:09:10,513
Let me check.
1462
01:09:17,652 --> 01:09:20,389
- Did you miss us?
- You did get taller, didn't you?
1463
01:09:20,422 --> 01:09:24,927
- Arthur? Arthur!
- Yeah, hi, Bernie.
1464
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,929
Didn't I just talk
to you on Friday?
1465
01:09:26,962 --> 01:09:29,932
Uh, I don't think so.
1466
01:09:29,965 --> 01:09:33,602
No, no, I did.
I definitely did.
1467
01:09:33,635 --> 01:09:35,604
You were in the window,
and I said--
1468
01:09:35,637 --> 01:09:38,440
Yeah, that's great,
Bernie. That's great.
1469
01:09:38,473 --> 01:09:40,876
We'll talk to you later.
1470
01:09:45,780 --> 01:09:47,749
We're gonna be there
ourselves pretty soon.
1471
01:09:47,782 --> 01:09:49,451
You know what?
1472
01:09:49,484 --> 01:09:51,787
I think he is finally
really starting to lose it.
1473
01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:56,392
Wait. Smell that?
1474
01:09:58,326 --> 01:10:00,295
- That's the--
- I can explain.
1475
01:10:00,328 --> 01:10:03,632
You can't take the smell
out of a man's home.
1476
01:10:03,665 --> 01:10:07,469
- It's in the walls.
- That's right.
1477
01:10:07,502 --> 01:10:10,472
I am so happy to be home.
1478
01:10:10,505 --> 01:10:13,308
Who wants Chinese food
for dinner?
1479
01:10:13,341 --> 01:10:14,977
That sounds so great!
1480
01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:16,812
Hey, kids,
Monday morning here
1481
01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:19,815
on ESKN, Eskin Radio.
1482
01:10:19,848 --> 01:10:21,984
Welcome back to reality.
1483
01:10:22,017 --> 01:10:25,721
Did your brains turn to mush?
'Cause it's Monday, baby.
1484
01:10:25,754 --> 01:10:29,491
Hey, heard things got a little out
of hand this weekend at Alex Finn's.
1485
01:10:29,524 --> 01:10:33,495
We're hearing some disturbing
reports of phone hacking?
1486
01:10:33,528 --> 01:10:37,900
Not cool, Alex. Not cool.
1487
01:10:43,038 --> 01:10:44,940
- Hey!
- Oh, EJ!
1488
01:10:49,377 --> 01:10:51,380
You don't know when
to concede, do you?
1489
01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,515
I don't even know
what that word means.
1490
01:10:53,548 --> 01:10:57,352
- Seriously.
- It's over.
1491
01:10:57,385 --> 01:10:59,855
We already submitted a different
app for the innovation challenge.
1492
01:10:59,888 --> 01:11:01,657
Yeah, I figured,
but, look,
1493
01:11:01,690 --> 01:11:03,058
forget about the challenge
for a second, okay?
1494
01:11:03,091 --> 01:11:05,027
We accomplished
something awesome.
1495
01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:08,030
Spalding would be stupid
not to invest in us.
1496
01:11:08,063 --> 01:11:11,033
This is not just my thing.
This is our thing.
1497
01:11:11,066 --> 01:11:12,635
We did this together.
1498
01:11:14,736 --> 01:11:17,539
I just need you to
get me into the room.
1499
01:11:17,572 --> 01:11:18,974
I'll take care
of the rest.
1500
01:11:20,875 --> 01:11:24,046
Okay, peep this, guys.
1501
01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:28,383
Tomorrow are your "Multimedia
Me" presentations.
1502
01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:31,720
If you have not started yet,
I strongly urge you
1503
01:11:31,753 --> 01:11:38,393
to control, alt, delete
all recreational activities.
1504
01:11:38,426 --> 01:11:43,665
♪ ..body you can trust me with
your body ♪
1505
01:11:43,698 --> 01:11:49,404
♪ I'm not a doctor but
I got that prescription ♪
1506
01:11:49,437 --> 01:11:53,776
♪ Im not a builder but
I fixed your broken bridges ♪
1507
01:11:53,876 --> 01:11:58,380
♪ Trust me with your body you
can trust me with your body ♪
1508
01:11:58,413 --> 01:12:04,787
♪ Maybe you can find someone who's
not just tryin to hit and run ♪
1509
01:12:13,661 --> 01:12:15,030
And as they say in St. Tropez
1510
01:12:15,063 --> 01:12:18,400
where, if you look
on the screen,
1511
01:12:18,433 --> 01:12:20,435
I've been there--
1512
01:12:20,468 --> 01:12:23,071
Si este la vie.
1513
01:12:23,104 --> 01:12:24,439
Which in French means...
1514
01:12:24,472 --> 01:12:25,640
No.
1515
01:12:25,673 --> 01:12:29,712
...I live a crazy
awesome life.
1516
01:12:31,980 --> 01:12:34,116
Thank you everybody
for coming out.
1517
01:12:34,149 --> 01:12:35,617
Winnard out.
1518
01:12:39,587 --> 01:12:44,960
Thank you, Cole, for
your enlightening speech.
1519
01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:47,129
Definitely follow him
on Instagram.
1520
01:12:47,162 --> 01:12:48,463
He's got a number
of pictures
1521
01:12:48,496 --> 01:12:50,799
of making
duck faces on there,
1522
01:12:50,832 --> 01:12:53,101
so you're gonna want
to check those out.
1523
01:12:53,134 --> 01:12:56,471
Next up, Alexander Finn!
1524
01:12:56,504 --> 01:12:58,507
Alexander Finn.
1525
01:13:07,182 --> 01:13:09,818
I actually spent an
embarrassing amount of time
1526
01:13:09,851 --> 01:13:12,487
stressing about
this project.
1527
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:14,823
I was so obsessed with
creating a character
1528
01:13:14,856 --> 01:13:16,825
that you guys would
think is cool.
1529
01:13:16,858 --> 01:13:22,431
But, in doing so,
I realized I'm not cool.
1530
01:13:22,464 --> 01:13:26,168
This is the headgear
I wear for my teeth.
1531
01:13:26,201 --> 01:13:29,504
I'm supposed to wear it every
night, but I'm a bad boy,
1532
01:13:29,537 --> 01:13:33,442
so I wear it
every other night.
1533
01:13:33,475 --> 01:13:34,509
I don't really
have any talents
1534
01:13:34,542 --> 01:13:36,011
that will get me
into college,
1535
01:13:36,044 --> 01:13:38,680
but I am pretty bomb
at World of Warcraft.
1536
01:13:38,713 --> 01:13:43,218
I don't go to cool parties
or go to exotic places,
1537
01:13:43,251 --> 01:13:47,923
but I like my life because of the
people I get to spend it with.
1538
01:13:47,956 --> 01:13:53,862
I might not always feel
special or like I have a thing,
1539
01:13:53,895 --> 01:13:58,533
but that's okay, because
as long as I'm myself
1540
01:13:58,566 --> 01:14:00,735
and I treat others the way
I want to be treated,
1541
01:14:00,768 --> 01:14:04,640
I know that people will
always want to be my friend.
1542
01:14:09,077 --> 01:14:11,213
I guess what
I'm trying to say is...
1543
01:14:11,246 --> 01:14:12,547
Well, I just hung up
on Mark Cuban,
1544
01:14:12,580 --> 01:14:14,049
so this better be
going somewhere.
1545
01:14:14,082 --> 01:14:15,717
...when I stopped obsessing
1546
01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:17,052
over what everyone
else was doing,
1547
01:14:17,085 --> 01:14:20,922
I realized
how great I had it.
1548
01:14:20,955 --> 01:14:22,724
All it took was
getting off my phone
1549
01:14:22,757 --> 01:14:24,793
and living in real life.
1550
01:14:27,028 --> 01:14:28,931
And I needed some help
to learn that.
1551
01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:33,669
Is this serious?
1552
01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:39,241
I have a lunch with Dan
Rather in 45 minutes.
1553
01:14:39,274 --> 01:14:41,210
What?
1554
01:14:46,281 --> 01:14:47,683
Thank you, Alex.
1555
01:14:49,651 --> 01:14:50,786
oh, c'mon, what is that?
1556
01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:56,758
Life doesn't happen here.
1557
01:15:01,095 --> 01:15:03,565
I'll try that that again.
1558
01:15:11,306 --> 01:15:13,842
It happens here.
1559
01:15:16,144 --> 01:15:20,716
Here.
And, yes, even here.
1560
01:15:24,819 --> 01:15:26,121
We set out to leverage
1561
01:15:26,154 --> 01:15:29,124
the best data science
on the planet
1562
01:15:29,157 --> 01:15:32,661
to make for a more
sustainable environment.
1563
01:15:32,694 --> 01:15:37,032
And while there
were a few missteps,
1564
01:15:37,065 --> 01:15:38,767
- the fact remains...
- Hey, I look good.
1565
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,969
The technology
that we created
1566
01:15:41,002 --> 01:15:43,672
not only met
our expectations,
1567
01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:45,607
it exceeded them.
1568
01:15:47,275 --> 01:15:49,311
- I just--
- Shh.
1569
01:15:54,349 --> 01:15:59,688
8,356-- the amount of
kilowatt hours we saved
1570
01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:03,091
by having everyone on
their devices power down.
1571
01:16:03,124 --> 01:16:04,326
Trust me, these are
exaggerated numbers.
1572
01:16:04,359 --> 01:16:06,294
Not now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1573
01:16:06,327 --> 01:16:11,166
4,234-- kilograms
of CO2 we stopped
1574
01:16:11,199 --> 01:16:13,335
from poisoning
the atmosphere.
1575
01:16:13,368 --> 01:16:16,338
517-- the number
of hours people
1576
01:16:16,371 --> 01:16:19,140
weren't on
their devices.
1577
01:16:19,173 --> 01:16:22,844
But wait, there's more.
1578
01:16:22,877 --> 01:16:27,849
10,000-- the number of times
the app has been downloaded
1579
01:16:27,882 --> 01:16:30,152
only by word of mouth.
1580
01:16:32,887 --> 01:16:35,857
Why choose between
saving humanity
1581
01:16:35,890 --> 01:16:37,859
and saving the environment,
1582
01:16:37,892 --> 01:16:39,661
when we can do both?
1583
01:16:47,402 --> 01:16:49,304
- Yeah.
- Yes, that was lit!
1584
01:16:52,140 --> 01:16:53,842
- Thank you.
- This could be big.
1585
01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,076
Yeah.
1586
01:16:55,109 --> 01:16:57,779
Yeah,
the three of us back together,
1587
01:16:57,812 --> 01:16:59,414
just like old times.
1588
01:16:59,447 --> 01:17:01,282
Just like "Entourage."
1589
01:17:01,315 --> 01:17:03,284
Thank you very much.
Where were we?
1590
01:17:03,317 --> 01:17:05,053
Hey, guys.
How are you feeling?
1591
01:17:05,086 --> 01:17:08,289
Great, great.
Owen, pleasure.
1592
01:17:08,322 --> 01:17:12,127
Uh, excuse me,
do I know you?
1593
01:17:14,162 --> 01:17:16,431
So, are you in charge
of this venture?
1594
01:17:16,464 --> 01:17:18,366
Yes, sir, I'm the CEO.
1595
01:17:18,399 --> 01:17:19,768
Got a good team?
1596
01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:21,302
Meet our head of marketing.
1597
01:17:21,335 --> 01:17:22,971
He organized the house party.
1598
01:17:23,004 --> 01:17:25,206
- Lovely.
- What about a CTO?
1599
01:17:25,239 --> 01:17:26,975
Meet Mr. Eskin.
1600
01:17:27,008 --> 01:17:28,443
He teaches multimedia
to high school students,
1601
01:17:28,476 --> 01:17:30,311
so he's basically a genius.
1602
01:17:30,344 --> 01:17:32,914
What's up, dude?
1603
01:17:32,947 --> 01:17:34,449
Do you see
what you're doing?
1604
01:17:34,482 --> 01:17:35,817
You're not really
going to invest
1605
01:17:35,850 --> 01:17:37,018
in these half-witted
losers, are you?
1606
01:17:37,051 --> 01:17:37,953
Look at them!
1607
01:17:39,954 --> 01:17:41,890
I've been in
this game a long time,
1608
01:17:41,923 --> 01:17:45,794
and I think I know a good business
opportunity when I see one.
1609
01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:48,063
You have lost your mind.
You've lost your mind!
1610
01:17:48,096 --> 01:17:50,999
What your problem is is that you let
your ego get in the way of business.
1611
01:17:51,032 --> 01:17:53,802
So guess what? You're on time out.
Go sit down.
1612
01:17:53,835 --> 01:17:56,071
- No, no.
- Yes, go sit down!
1613
01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:58,006
I will not, because you're come
over there and you're gonna fire me.
1614
01:17:58,039 --> 01:18:00,341
And you know what?
You can't fire me, because I quit.
1615
01:18:00,374 --> 01:18:01,776
I quit.
Don't say anything.
1616
01:18:01,809 --> 01:18:03,211
I quit, I'm done.
I hate this job!
1617
01:18:06,047 --> 01:18:08,183
I never liked
that guy anyway.
1618
01:18:08,216 --> 01:18:10,351
Looks like we have a pretty big
opening at Spalding Capital.
1619
01:18:10,384 --> 01:18:12,487
How do you feel about
that big promotion?
1620
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:15,190
I would love
to take it, sir.
1621
01:18:15,223 --> 01:18:20,495
As for you three...
you're funded.
1622
01:18:20,528 --> 01:18:23,832
Yeah! Yeah!
1623
01:18:23,865 --> 01:18:25,133
We're committed to
a half million dollars
1624
01:18:25,166 --> 01:18:26,901
on a pre-money valuation
of two million.
1625
01:18:26,934 --> 01:18:28,970
- Don't let me down, boys.
- Nope. Can I?
1626
01:18:29,003 --> 01:18:31,806
- Yep, bring it in.
- Thank you.
1627
01:18:31,839 --> 01:18:33,041
Not you. Not you.
I don't like you.
1628
01:18:33,074 --> 01:18:36,878
Okay.
1629
01:18:36,911 --> 01:18:40,215
Well, I guess that means
you're not my boss anymore.
1630
01:18:40,248 --> 01:18:42,884
Actually, we now own
20% of the company,
1631
01:18:42,917 --> 01:18:44,820
so get back to work.
1632
01:18:48,256 --> 01:18:50,892
I don't recall giving you
permission to use our image.
1633
01:18:50,925 --> 01:18:52,894
Yeah, I reckon we got
a lawsuit on our hands.
1634
01:18:52,927 --> 01:18:54,062
Okay, let's settle
out of court.
1635
01:18:54,095 --> 01:18:55,296
I'll offer up my friendship
1636
01:18:55,329 --> 01:18:56,531
and unlimited snacks
at my house.
1637
01:18:56,564 --> 01:18:59,067
And a video game
to be named later?
1638
01:18:59,100 --> 01:19:00,068
Deal.
1639
01:19:00,101 --> 01:19:01,836
So are we millionaires now?
1640
01:19:01,869 --> 01:19:03,238
Well, if you
value the company
1641
01:19:03,271 --> 01:19:04,906
at about, what,
a billion dollars?
1642
01:19:04,939 --> 01:19:06,241
What's up, nerds?
1643
01:19:06,274 --> 01:19:08,543
That was interesting.
1644
01:19:08,576 --> 01:19:10,411
Interesting as
in you'll forgive me
1645
01:19:10,444 --> 01:19:12,547
for being a complete jerk?
1646
01:19:12,580 --> 01:19:14,916
Interesting as in I'm glad
I have the opportunity
1647
01:19:14,949 --> 01:19:16,351
to get to know
the real you.
1648
01:19:18,452 --> 01:19:19,521
Selfie time.
1649
01:19:19,554 --> 01:19:23,191
Let's just live
in the moment.
1650
01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:25,927
Nah!
1651
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,428
Yo, get it right here.
There you are.
1652
01:19:27,461 --> 01:19:29,097
Right there, right there.
1653
01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:30,565
- Duck face?
- Duck face.
1654
01:19:30,598 --> 01:19:32,100
Hey!
1655
01:19:32,133 --> 01:19:34,435
♪ We're on fire ♪
1656
01:19:34,468 --> 01:19:38,039
♪ Burn the ashes
when it's over ♪
1657
01:19:40,975 --> 01:19:43,578
♪ We're on fire ♪
1658
01:19:43,611 --> 01:19:46,515
♪ The voices getting closer ♪
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