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Man, I'm tired.
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I'm too tired to talk.
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I'm too tired to eat.
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I'm too tired...
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I ain't never that tired.
[Chuckles]
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I'm even too tired to laugh.
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Let me tell you somethin'.
Boarding school.
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Send your kids
to boarding school.
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America, you know those schools
that were invented for rich folks...
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who didn't have time
for their kids?
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Man, let me tell you...
I used to judge them.
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I used to think
real low of them people.
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Not anymore.
See, now I understand.
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If you can afford it,
if you got the opportunity...
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send your kids
to boarding school.
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Shoot. Me,
I could afford it.
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I just ain't got
the opportunity.
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Doin' real good.
Doin' all over the place.
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Got... Got plenty of money.
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[Sighs]
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[Alarm Beeping, Stops]
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Bernie, wake up.
It's time for school.
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I don't feel like
gettin' up right now, baby.
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I made the kids' lunches,
and I fixed a pot of oatmeal.
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Make sure thatJordan eats.
His blood sugar is low.
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I picked out a cute outfit for Bryana.
I wish I could see her.
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Come on, Bernie. Don't make them
late for their first day.
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Baby, I got a full half an hour.
Ain't nobody gonna be late.
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You wanted to be a daddy,
get to daddying.
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[Alarm Beeping, Stops]
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What's up?
Bustin' loose.
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Time to do it.
Come on now.
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All right.
Let's go. Let's go.
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Let's get up. Jordan, let's get up.
Where baby girl at?
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- Good morning, Nessa.
- [Mumbles]
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I bet if I stop feeding you,
you'll have something to say.
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- Come on now, Jordan. Get up.
- I don't feel good.
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Jordan, don't even try that.
And where the hell is baby girl at?
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- Right here.
- Hey. Now where were you, baby girl?
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I was having a B.M.
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A "B.M."?
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Oh, you mean
you were doin' number two.
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No, I was having a B.M.
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Number two is how
babies say it.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
You're right.
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You're not a baby.
You're a big girl.
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No, I'm not a big girl.
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I'm a princess.
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Okay, I understand.
I get it.
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Yeah, okay, princess.
Let's get dressed.
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Okay.
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Yesterday she wanted
to be a goldfish.
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That's okay.
She'll learn.
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But I got her into Wellington.
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The number one preschool
in the Southland.
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I mean, look at
this brochure. Fancy.
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Look at the kids on here.
They even look smart.
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Just brimming
with knowledge.
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Baby girl gonna be on this.
You watch and see.
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I just can't wait until baby girl experience
some of this quality teachin'.
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We don't teach.
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We've replaced the word
"teach" with "reach."
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We reach the children
by focusing on what they want to do.
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Oh, I heard about this.
It's childcentric.
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- Exactly.
- Well, it sound like to me, ma'�m...
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that you're letting the kids
run the school.
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Yes.
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What type of program is that?
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You mean to tell me if a person want to sit
in their urine, that's what they're gonna learn?
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"Hey, class, Jimmy wanted
to sit in his urine...
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so we're gonna learn
urine-sitting."
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That's crazy.
I'm sorry, y'�ll.
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I just don't understand.
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I'm sorry.
I just don't understand.
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I mean, what's next?
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You're gonna start allowing
the boys to wear dresses?
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Oh.
[Chuckles]
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We do our best not to stereotype
the children into traditional roles.
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We here at Wellington
have always had a gender neutral policy.
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- Gender neutral?
- So girls don't have to grow up thinking...
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that they only have to be housewives
or subservient to men.
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- I think that's great.
- [Groans]
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You won't find
any Wellington girls...
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hanging around waiting for
their knight in shining armor.
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- [Chuckles]
- [Chuckles] Yes, honey?
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I'm a princess!
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I know you're a princess.
But at school you gotta dress like a little girl.
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But I'm not a little girl!
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I'm a princess!
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Bryana, listen.
Uncle Bernie ain't got a lot of time.
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Now, on Halloween you can wear
anything you want to wear.
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But for the first day of school,
you gotta change.
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Now, will you do that
for Uncle Bernie?
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- Okay.
- Good.
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- Uncle Bernie?
- Yes, sweetheart?
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- Will you do my hair?
- Oh, baby...
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Uncle Bernie don't know
how to do your hair.
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H-Hold on. Vanessa, come out here
and do baby girl's hair!
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She asked you.
I heard her.
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Do it yourself.
I ain't your damn slave.
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Please, Uncle Bernie.
For me.
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[Sighs]
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All right, baby girl.
Come on.
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I'll do the best I can.
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Go ahead on.
Go on in there.
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Little girl good.
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Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
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- How you want your hair, baby?
- Pretty.
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[Chuckles]
"Pretty."
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Okay.
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Okay. Let me see how...
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Should I do the back first? Oh, I'm...
I'm gonna do the front and then work back.
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Do I comb it front?
All right. Let's try that.
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Let's...
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Let me see.
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- [Grunts]
- Bernie?
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I'm sorry, baby.
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- ?? [Funk]
- ?? [Man Singing]
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?? [Singing Continues]
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[Glass Shatters]
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- Uh-oh.
- You did it.
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?? [Ends]
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Oh, baby girl,
you know what?
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I'm gonna fix you up
real nice tomorrow.
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But we ain't got a lot of time now.
We gotta go, okay?
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- Okay.
- Good.
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- Uncle Bernie?
- Yes, baby?
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I don't look like
a princess.
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You do to me.
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Always. Hear?
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Oh. Come here.
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I know it looks raggedy...
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but she's so cute.
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She'll be able to
pull it off.
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Plus, she's only
five years old.
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Who's she gotta impress?
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I got one down
and two to go.
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[Jordan]
Uncle Bernie, I can't go to school today.
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I don't feel good.
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I'm not playin', Jordan!
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I'm not.
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- [Vanessa] Go away.
- It's me.
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I don't think
I'm going to school today.
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- Why? Are you sick?
- Nah. I just don't think I'm goin'.
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Why? So you can stay
home with Bernie Mac?
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- I'm going to school.
- Yeah, I think I'll start with some wheezing...
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then I'll make myself
throw up.
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Then I'll stay in bed
and watch TVall day.
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[Coughs]
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Maybe I'll eat some of those cookies
Uncle Bernie hid from us.
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[Bernie]
Let's go! Let's go! Come on now.
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Well, good luck.
Here comes Bigfoot.
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Jordan.
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Get out that doggone bed.
We gotta go.
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I'm sick today.
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I'm sick every day.
Get up. We gotta go.
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Maybe we should both stay home
and get better.
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- Maybe we should both go to the movies, Jordan.
- Really?
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Get out of that doggone bed!
Get up in there, boy.
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- [Whimpers]
- Get up!
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That boy ain't sick.
That boy's stupid.
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He act like I ain't never
tried that trick.
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If the boy was good,
he'd have the chicken pox.
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Try to use emotion against me.
[Scoffs]
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It ain't gonna work.
It's all about discipline, baby.
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Huh! And, America,
you can do it too, baby.
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Yes, sir. They're gonna cry.
They're gonna whine.
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They're gonna beg.
Try to make you feel guilty.
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Don't go for it.
You gotta be strong.
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That's why that boy
going to Catholic school.
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- I'm talkin' about discipline.
- ?? [Organ]
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[Bell Ringing]
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[With Irish Accent] You wouldn't believe
some of the malarkey going around.
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Some of the schools are peddling
this childcentric hooey.
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If you believe that,
I got a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for ya.
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What do you do to encourage
a child's self-expression?
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Doing as you're told is
the only expression of the self we're interested in.
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Amen. That's what
I'm talking about.
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We'll have none of that
shoutin' in here, if you please.
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I'm sorry.
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So you guys teach?
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Of course we teach.
What the hell kind of question is that?
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I'm sorry, Your Disciplineship.
I am so sorry. Continue.
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Father Damien...
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dedicated his life to the lepers
on the island of Molokai.
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No one could understand
why he would devote himself...
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to such horrible,
wretched...
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filthy, withered creatures.
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And I'd like to think that, here at Damien,
we follow his example.
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Now don't get me wrong.
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I'd never compare children to lepers.
Oh, no. I'd never do that.
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The lepers were grateful.
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This guy kind of scares me.
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I know. Isn't he great?
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Jordan! Get up, boy!
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- I'm gonna count to three. Get up!
- I don't feel good.
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- Feel better! One...
- But I'm wheezing!
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Wheeze your butt
to the bathroom, boy! Two.
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I'm gonna throw up!
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I'm about to throw down. Three!
Get your butt on out this doggone bed.
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Get ready for school. Why you runnin', Jordan?
What you scared of, huh?
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Jordan...
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you don't have to be afraid
of Father Cronin.
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- Just do your work.
- No, I'm afraid of him.
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Who?
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Jesus?
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You don't have to be
afraid ofJesus.
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He is a little scary.
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Wanda, watch what you say around the boy.
Jesus ain't scary.
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You know what I mean.
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Catholics like to
show you every detail.
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Sometimes they just keep it
a little too real for me.
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No offense, Jesus.
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I want him to get
a good education...
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and God is important...
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but... I'm not sure we should be shoving
religion down his throat.
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Wanda, can I get some support, please?
I'm not shoving anything down his throat.
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Jordan, if I have to come over there
and shove it down your throat, brother, I will.
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- Now eat.
- I don't want oatmeal.
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I don't want you fainting in school, man,
because you didn't eat.
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Now, you know you're soft.
Eat, Jordan.
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- [Wailing]
- Uncle Bernie?
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- Yes?
- I thinkJordan is gonna throw up.
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Jordan, you better not be
trying to make yourself throw up.
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I'm not kiddin'.
Now, you can do it. Swallow.
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You're halfway there, Jordan.
Look at you. Swallow.
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You're doin' it!
Swallow. Swallow.
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Swallow. Swallow.
Swallow. Swallow.
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Son, you did it.
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Now, that wasn't so hard,
was it, Jordan?
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Here. Wash it down
with some juice.
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There you go, son.
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I'm proud of you.
Strong.
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You don't know you got it.
It's in you.
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I'm bringin' it out you, son.
You can do anything you wanna do.
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You know why?
'Cause you're a Mac.
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00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,004
[Chuckles]
Don't let nobody tell you different.
238
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,604
You're a Mac, boy.
Am I right, baby?
239
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,774
- [Stomach Gurgles]
- What?
240
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,522
[Groaning]
241
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,319
- Uncle Bernie?
- Mm-hmm?
242
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,725
Jordan throwing up.
243
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,123
I ain't gonna make it.
244
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,361
Y'�ll, I ain't gonna make it.
245
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:54,098
Bernie Mac ain't never
been late a day in his life.
246
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:58,438
This is my second...
second-favorite silk shirt!
247
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,551
I ain't gonna make it.
248
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:11,480
Didn't I tell you to put your clothes
on, Jordan? Come here.
249
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,650
- ?? [Funk]
- ?? [Man Singing]
250
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:38,083
?? [Singing Continues]
251
00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:15,146
?? [Singing Continues]
252
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,232
Yeah. Gotcha.
253
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,303
Two down, one to go.
254
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,731
?? [Ends]
255
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,831
- [Knocks On Door]
- Let's go.
256
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,377
[Groans]
I hate my hair.
257
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,782
[Bernie]
Nessa, we got very little time.
258
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,720
Whatever you're doin',
you got to finish and come on out, baby.
259
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,792
- You already missed breakfast.
- Good. I ain't hungry.
260
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,123
I ain't playin', baby.
Let's go.
261
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,356
"I ain't playin', baby. Let's go."
Shut up.
262
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,529
- What did you say in there?
- Nothing.
263
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:07,265
- "What did you say in there?"
- Keep on. Keep on talkin'.
264
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:10,035
Maybe I should
shave it all off.
265
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:13,373
[Sighs]
What does it matter anyways?
266
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,379
Oh, what does it
matter anyway?
267
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:18,382
It's the teachers that are
getting tested nowadays.
268
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,952
I mean, you know,
it's freakin' upside down.
269
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,487
Are you saying they don't care
if the kids do their homework?
270
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,319
No, I'm saying that they don't bother
to give it anymore.
271
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,325
I mean,
what's the point?
272
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,453
Look, uh, maybe I'm being
a little harsh here.
273
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:34,657
There are many kids
that are doing very well...
274
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,735
and many teachers
really care...
275
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:40,669
but, uh, for the most part,
everybody tries to not be part of the problem.
276
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,298
You know what I'm sayin'?
I hope that helps with your research.
277
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,502
- My research?
- Yes.
278
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:49,342
I was told that you were doing research
for a part in a movie. Aren't you famous?
279
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,473
[Clear Throat]
No. I mean, yes.
280
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,574
But we're here to enroll
our niece in the school.
281
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,416
Ah. Too late
for private school?
282
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,514
[Bernie]
No, actually, she had three interviews...
283
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,991
but none of them responded
to what she had to say.
284
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,255
What'd she say?
285
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,364
Oh.
286
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,629
- Welcome to Baja Vista.
- [Bell Rings]
287
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,306
Now that wasn't so hard,
was it, baby girl?
288
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,603
Uncle Bernie said do something
and you did it.
289
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,611
Let's try it again.
290
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,045
Grab your school bag,
and let's hop in the car, honey.
291
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,743
One, two... That's all you're takin' to school?
Could it be...
292
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:29,446
Lord...
293
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,615
I know you're
testing me, right?
294
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:36,491
You sent the devil down here
to tempt me with evil thoughts.
295
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,495
Testing my faith.
296
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,122
Thoughts of killin'.
297
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,531
I-I know it ain't right.
298
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,694
I ain't letting go.
I believe. I do believe.
299
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,704
[Gulps]
300
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:50,604
Father...
301
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,041
you say you'll never
forsake me.
302
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,272
Don't forsake me.
303
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,372
Give me some peace.
304
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,419
Peace.
305
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,818
You are not gonna be
late for school, baby.
306
00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:06,152
Who cares? They don't
take attendance anyway.
307
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,283
Girl, don't you care
about goin' to school, Nessa?
308
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,294
What you gonna be
without education?
309
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,591
Maybe I'll be
a comedian like you.
310
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,327
Oh, you got it down pat.
You so smart.
311
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:20,064
- You know, you might as well
hold a class or somethin'.
- I can't do my hair!
312
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,509
Look here, Nessa.
313
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,511
It's been a rough morning.
314
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,808
- I lost two of my favorite shirts.
- [Sniffles]
315
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,349
I've been covered with
hair grease and vomit.
316
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,783
I got arthritis
in my hands, baby...
317
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,549
from braiding all those
black Barbie dolls' hair.
318
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,022
I'm out of
high blood pressure medicine.
319
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,218
It has not been a good day.
320
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:46,024
Now I know you wanna look good
for the first day of school.
321
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,065
And I understand that.
322
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,226
And I know you're a teenager...
323
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:53,668
and you're very sensitive
to teenage stuff.
324
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:57,173
- I understand that.
- [Sobbing]
325
00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,734
Vanessa, you got to
understand this.
326
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:04,373
Your Uncle Bernie
loves you. Okay?
327
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,883
But we gotta get movin'.
328
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:12,257
Y'�ll didn't think
I could be the bigger man, did you?
329
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,060
- [Sniffling]
- Nessa?
330
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,356
I guess I can
live with this.
331
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,305
Thank you. See?
332
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,000
Girl, I don't know what you were worried about.
You look great.
333
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,839
Now come on. We gotta go.
You can finish your hair in the car.
334
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,880
[Groans]
335
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,881
What?
336
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,883
What'd I say?
337
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:43,716
Black women, you need to get
less sensitive about your doggone hair.
338
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:46,086
Too soft.
339
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,182
White women,
stop losing weight.
340
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,420
Okay.
How do you want it?
341
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,429
Pretty like yours.
342
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:55,694
- You think my hair's pretty?
- Yeah.
343
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,769
Turn around.
344
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,038
I'm the beautiful princess...
345
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,108
and you're
the beautiful queen.
346
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:09,043
You know what? Why don't you go ahead
and put that princess costume back on.
347
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:13,050
I can't.
Uncle Bernie won't let me.
348
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,053
- Well, I told Uncle Bernie it's okay.
- [Bernie Humming]
349
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,555
Let's go! Let's go!
We still can make it on time, baby.
350
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,818
Let's go.
Thirty seconds. In the car.
351
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:23,690
- Uh-huh?
- Uncle Bernie, you're still in your pajama bottoms.
352
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,922
Oh, my Lord have mercy.
353
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:28,226
- [Chuckling]
- What you laughin' at, son?
354
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,392
- I can see your mule.
- Jordan, get in the car.
355
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,993
One minute! One minute!
Everybody in the car.
356
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,802
Told me he could see my mule.
Nosy as a damn coke bottle. Let's go!
357
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:40,401
[Vanessa] Oh, Uncle Bernie,
I did Bryana's hair and I dressed her.
358
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,140
Nessa, thank you.
Oh, Lord!
359
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,881
All right.
Let's go, Your Highness.
360
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:51,285
Let's go, sweetheart.
Let your teacher deal with it.
361
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,756
?? [Hip-hop On Stereo]
362
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,732
Okay, baby girl.
363
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,496
Oh, I can walk by myself.
364
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,629
Hey, Nessa.
365
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:10,970
Thank you for doin' baby girl's hair.
It looks nice.
366
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,237
I know.
367
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:20,083
Hey.
368
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,813
- Your hair looks nice too.
- I'm late.
369
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:25,822
She is evil.
370
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,654
All right.
Come on, my man.
371
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,354
Oh, Jordan, man,
I know you're scared.
372
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,363
Adjustment takes time.
373
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,956
- Everybody's scared of school
at one time or another.
- Byron!
374
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,501
Jordan!
375
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,093
Byron?
376
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,598
- Ain't that a...
- That little faker!
377
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,342
Taking me through
all of this.
378
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:50,313
I'm gonna say it again.
Boarding school.
379
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:54,078
Send them away.
The further the better.
380
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,086
Europe, Asia...
381
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,520
Ethiopia, Jerusalem,
Germany...
382
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:02,424
l... It's the only way
you're gonna get a peace of mind, baby.
383
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:05,724
Any other solution
sends you to prison.
384
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,168
I just realized something.
385
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,398
I gotta do it again tomorrow.
386
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:22,213
Give me some privacy.
387
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:32,155
White women,
stop losing weight.
388
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:35,658
I'm sick of it.
Can't say nothin'.
389
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:38,662
Oh, fat people...
390
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,665
Forget about it.
391
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:44,668
W... No.
Midgets...
392
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,671
I ain't gonna say nothin'.
You'll probably think little of me.
393
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:52,175
Cut the camera off.
394
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:55,678
Homosex...
No. Move on.
395
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,182
Move on.
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