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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:31,576 Chapman? Very good. 2 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:53,373 Now, in closing, I'd like to quote Frank Capra: 3 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:58,102 "Don't compromise. For only the valiant can create. 4 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:01,004 Only the daring should make films. 5 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:06,447 And only the artistically incorrupt will earn and keep the people's trust". 6 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:10,116 Good luck, and goodbye. 7 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,529 Thank you, Penny. 8 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:23,532 And thank you, Frank Capra, for those words of wisdom. 9 00:03:23,736 --> 00:03:26,967 Before I announce the nominees and the winner... 10 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:31,000 ...of the 10th Annual Student Film Awards... 11 00:03:31,777 --> 00:03:35,076 ...keep in mind these films were made by students... 12 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,943 ...without any outside assistance of any kind. 13 00:03:39,151 --> 00:03:41,346 In many cases, it meant... 14 00:03:41,553 --> 00:03:45,114 ...reaching into their own back pockets. 15 00:03:45,824 --> 00:03:49,351 Now, the first nominee is: 16 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:55,730 Carl Manknik, for The Trial of Janet Kingsley. 17 00:03:58,102 --> 00:04:01,833 Isn't it true that you were with him on July the 3rd? 18 00:04:02,406 --> 00:04:07,309 I have no idea what you're saying. I've never seen him in my life. 19 00:04:07,945 --> 00:04:09,776 Oh, really? 20 00:04:14,752 --> 00:04:16,515 Well, well, well. 21 00:04:17,455 --> 00:04:21,516 Know what I think, Mrs. Kingsley? I think you're a liar. 22 00:04:21,725 --> 00:04:23,055 - No!. - A liar!. 23 00:04:23,259 --> 00:04:24,749 - No!. - Liar!. 24 00:04:24,961 --> 00:04:26,223 - No!. - Liar!. 25 00:04:26,429 --> 00:04:29,159 No!. You nasty man! 26 00:04:31,134 --> 00:04:32,465 Order. 27 00:04:32,669 --> 00:04:36,765 Your Honor, I object. This is a travesty! 28 00:04:36,973 --> 00:04:39,806 I motion for a mistrial! 29 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:42,673 Order. 30 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:45,571 Order in the court. 31 00:04:49,785 --> 00:04:52,481 Ladies and gentlemen, Carl Manknik. 32 00:05:00,796 --> 00:05:02,923 Go on. Go on, Dad. Take a bow. 33 00:05:03,232 --> 00:05:06,759 Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Manknik. 34 00:05:09,605 --> 00:05:11,072 My agent for 20 years... 35 00:05:11,273 --> 00:05:15,107 ...and the president of the Manknik Talent Agency. 36 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:17,777 Now, nominee number two: 37 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:21,705 Jonathan Tristan- Bennett... 38 00:05:21,916 --> 00:05:24,510 ...for Crossed Sabres of Truth. 39 00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:46,567 On June 3rd, 1817... 40 00:05:46,773 --> 00:05:50,539 ...ten thousand men took the field of battle at Avignon. 41 00:05:50,744 --> 00:05:55,204 By the noon hour, only two were left to tell the tale. 42 00:06:30,916 --> 00:06:35,444 My humble thanks for this belated, yet welcome, recognition. 43 00:06:35,654 --> 00:06:38,713 I reserve special thanks for Jimmy Delvecchio... 44 00:06:38,923 --> 00:06:41,323 ...special effects man extraordinaire... 45 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:45,792 ...regrettably, killed during the filming of Crossed Sabres of Truth. 46 00:06:47,432 --> 00:06:50,993 Thanks also to the Tristan- Bennett family trust fund... 47 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:54,137 ...for their intuition and good faith. Thanks. 48 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:01,311 And now, nominee number three: 49 00:07:04,147 --> 00:07:06,342 - Lydia Johnson. - Oh, my God! 50 00:07:12,489 --> 00:07:14,286 Lydia Johnson for... 51 00:07:14,491 --> 00:07:17,221 ...Afterbirth of a Notion? 52 00:07:19,196 --> 00:07:20,527 Roll it. 53 00:08:14,749 --> 00:08:17,616 Our final nominee is: 54 00:08:18,787 --> 00:08:21,415 Nick Chapman for First Date. 55 00:08:22,057 --> 00:08:23,615 Yeah. 56 00:08:32,132 --> 00:08:34,362 - You must be Joey. - Yes, sir. 57 00:08:34,768 --> 00:08:37,669 I suppose you have come for my daughter. 58 00:08:37,871 --> 00:08:38,803 Yes, sir. 59 00:08:39,707 --> 00:08:41,470 Do you play chess? 60 00:08:42,009 --> 00:08:43,271 A little. 61 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:03,392 I'll be right down, Joey. 62 00:09:06,966 --> 00:09:09,560 - It's your move. - I just moved. 63 00:09:10,002 --> 00:09:11,936 Move again. 64 00:09:23,548 --> 00:09:26,244 What are you trying to pull? 65 00:09:26,585 --> 00:09:29,145 - Hi, Joey. Are you ready? - Yeah. 66 00:09:29,354 --> 00:09:32,118 Where the hell do you think you're going?! 67 00:09:32,657 --> 00:09:36,991 - We're going on a date, sir. - You're not going anywhere... 68 00:09:37,362 --> 00:09:39,353 ...ever again! 69 00:09:57,448 --> 00:09:59,473 And the winner is: 70 00:10:02,653 --> 00:10:05,144 If I can just get this thing open. 71 00:10:06,524 --> 00:10:08,389 Oh, here we are. 72 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:13,060 Nick Chapman, for First Date. 73 00:10:29,012 --> 00:10:30,946 Congratulations. 74 00:10:37,487 --> 00:10:38,885 Wow. 75 00:10:41,456 --> 00:10:44,323 First, I'd like to thank the institute... 76 00:10:44,526 --> 00:10:46,426 ...for this great honor. 77 00:10:46,628 --> 00:10:48,994 I'd like to thank my mom and dad... 78 00:10:49,198 --> 00:10:52,326 ...for buying me my first camera when I was 4. 79 00:10:52,801 --> 00:10:54,598 I'd like to thank... 80 00:10:54,803 --> 00:10:57,772 ...the cast and crew, most of whom were made up... 81 00:10:57,973 --> 00:11:01,500 ...of our fellow students. I'd like to thank... 82 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:02,972 ...Emmet Sumner... 83 00:11:03,178 --> 00:11:07,045 ...my friend and cinematographer, for his great images. 84 00:11:07,248 --> 00:11:10,581 He couldn't be here, he's at a Lamaze class. 85 00:11:10,785 --> 00:11:12,412 Most of all... 86 00:11:13,287 --> 00:11:14,777 ...I wanna thank Susan... 87 00:11:15,723 --> 00:11:18,123 ...for being there when I needed her. 88 00:11:19,193 --> 00:11:20,455 Thanks. 89 00:11:36,776 --> 00:11:40,940 - I liked that dance you did a lot. - Oh, well... 90 00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:44,110 - You must be very proud. - We are. 91 00:11:44,317 --> 00:11:47,286 Nick? Could I see you for a second, please? 92 00:11:47,487 --> 00:11:48,920 Yeah. 93 00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:55,525 - Hello, my name is Allen Habel. - Hi. 94 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:59,595 - This is Lydia Johnson. - Yes. 95 00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:06,429 - Oh, okay. So congratulations, sweetie. - Thanks. 96 00:12:06,639 --> 00:12:08,300 See you. 97 00:12:08,807 --> 00:12:11,298 - May I call you Nick? - Yeah. 98 00:12:12,278 --> 00:12:15,247 Brilliance. Absolute brilliance. 99 00:12:15,981 --> 00:12:19,576 - Thanks. - Your film had a very unique quality. 100 00:12:20,386 --> 00:12:23,116 - Thank you. - I think we can work together. 101 00:12:25,157 --> 00:12:28,489 Great. You know, I'm completely available. 102 00:12:28,893 --> 00:12:32,693 - May I call you next week? - Yeah. All week. Any day. 103 00:12:33,197 --> 00:12:34,562 Perfect. 104 00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:38,165 Call my secretary. 105 00:12:38,503 --> 00:12:39,993 I'll call you back. 106 00:12:40,204 --> 00:12:42,729 - Okay. - Brilliance. 107 00:12:44,709 --> 00:12:46,609 - Brilliance. - Okay. 108 00:12:50,748 --> 00:12:52,738 Who was that guy? 109 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:55,818 He's from one of the studios. 110 00:13:12,769 --> 00:13:16,466 - Let's have a speech from Mr. Chapman. - Speech! 111 00:13:16,673 --> 00:13:18,698 Speech! Speech! 112 00:13:19,242 --> 00:13:21,869 I would like to propose a toast... 113 00:13:23,045 --> 00:13:26,708 ...to Emmet Sumner for his brilliant cinematography. 114 00:13:27,149 --> 00:13:28,673 Well... 115 00:13:33,155 --> 00:13:36,318 Emmet, you should tell Nick about your movie. 116 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:37,924 What movie? 117 00:13:38,427 --> 00:13:42,158 It's this low- budget movie this guy wants me to shoot. 118 00:13:43,199 --> 00:13:46,656 - What is it? - It's this stupid movie. 119 00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:49,831 It's called Coffins From Hell. 120 00:13:52,273 --> 00:13:55,071 - What is it about? - Coffins from hell. 121 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,742 That's great, Emmet. 122 00:13:57,946 --> 00:14:01,245 - It'll finally get him into the union. - Yeah. 123 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,518 So you don't seem excited. 124 00:14:05,186 --> 00:14:08,713 It's this piece of shit. I mean, there's no story... 125 00:14:08,923 --> 00:14:13,416 ...it's incredibly violent, and I wouldn't want my kid to see it. 126 00:14:13,994 --> 00:14:17,725 - Don't do it. Why compromise? - You make that sound easy. 127 00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:22,095 It is easy. Just do the work you want, and stand by it. 128 00:14:22,302 --> 00:14:24,133 Yeah, I know you're right. 129 00:14:24,338 --> 00:14:27,466 We don't have that luxury. Emmet's been trying... 130 00:14:27,674 --> 00:14:30,700 ...to get in that union for six years. 131 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,471 He'll get in when he does my movie. 132 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,375 That would be great. 133 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,180 Nick, congratulations. This is Gail Murphy... 134 00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:47,086 ...with IPF Talent Agency. I saw your film. 135 00:14:47,293 --> 00:14:48,988 It's marvelous. 136 00:14:49,195 --> 00:14:52,096 Nick, Herb Bevis. Congratulations. 137 00:14:52,298 --> 00:14:56,462 Loved the film. Give me a call regarding representation. 138 00:14:56,669 --> 00:15:00,127 Hello, Nick. This is Shawna at the Clemsor Agency. 139 00:15:00,339 --> 00:15:04,935 Give us a call tomorrow or at your earliest convenience. Thank you. 140 00:15:05,144 --> 00:15:09,102 Tim Freelander at Freelander- Morris. I didn't see the film... 141 00:15:09,314 --> 00:15:13,808 ...but I've heard it's sensational and terrific. We ought to talk. 142 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:16,917 Party of two. 143 00:15:18,957 --> 00:15:21,255 - Yes, sir? - I'm meeting Mr. Sussman. 144 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,291 He's right there, sir. 145 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,020 Mr. Sussman? 146 00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:33,534 Mr. Sussman is my father, and he lives in Miami Beach. 147 00:15:34,405 --> 00:15:36,532 It's Neil. Please sit. 148 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:43,704 My wife and I come here all the time. The gaucho steak is wonderful. 149 00:15:44,248 --> 00:15:46,113 Okay, sounds good. 150 00:15:54,492 --> 00:15:56,221 Are those contacts? 151 00:15:57,561 --> 00:15:58,823 No. 152 00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:03,063 I would kill for that color. 153 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,698 I've always been stuck with hazel. 154 00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:14,809 Look, Nick, I'm not gonna bullshit you. 155 00:16:15,078 --> 00:16:17,569 I don't know you or your work. 156 00:16:18,181 --> 00:16:23,676 But I think you're very talented, and I'm never wrong about these things. 157 00:16:23,887 --> 00:16:26,048 Excuse me. Keith? 158 00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:30,592 Could I have another Cointreau and sodie... 159 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:35,559 ...and send an almond torte to the man in the white suit. 160 00:16:35,998 --> 00:16:37,260 Certainly. 161 00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:42,803 Look, Nick, I'm not going to bullshit you... 162 00:16:43,005 --> 00:16:47,704 ...because it's a waste of time, and then it becomes like that thing. 163 00:16:52,414 --> 00:16:55,041 I'm not talking to you! 164 00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:57,845 I'll call you. 165 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,120 I'm very, very aware... 166 00:17:01,322 --> 00:17:03,517 ...you are seeing other agents. 167 00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:07,222 I think it's good that you are. It's healthy. 168 00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:11,597 But this is the thing. If you decide to sign with me... 169 00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:15,667 ...you'll get more than an agent. You'll get three people. 170 00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:20,034 You're gonna get an agent. A mother. A father. 171 00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:22,037 A shoulder to cry on. 172 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:26,474 Someone who knows this business inside and out. 173 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:30,580 If anyone ever tries to cross you, I'll grab their balls... 174 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,116 ...and squeeze till they're dead. 175 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,719 Excuse me. 176 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,015 - Keith, did you send the torte? - Yes. 177 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,954 And what was his reaction? 178 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:46,093 He seemed pleased, but beneath the surface, I detected sadness. 179 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,267 So... 180 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,905 ...think about what I've been saying. 181 00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:02,445 I'd hate to see you walk into Allen Habel's office with your pants down. 182 00:18:26,537 --> 00:18:27,799 Yes? 183 00:18:31,175 --> 00:18:33,200 Mr. Habel will see you now. 184 00:18:33,411 --> 00:18:34,776 Thank you. 185 00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:42,947 Are we in or out? 186 00:18:53,063 --> 00:18:55,759 Well, just tell me, are we in or out? 187 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:17,082 Yeah, well, because I can call Jerry right now. 188 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:21,518 I don't want to call Jerry right now, but I will if I have to. 189 00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:25,251 Look, EL... 190 00:19:25,695 --> 00:19:30,155 Elliot, please, do not make this a nightmare for me, okay? 191 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,004 You like thimbles, Nick? 192 00:19:46,614 --> 00:19:48,980 Well, yeah. 193 00:19:49,184 --> 00:19:50,811 I guess I do. 194 00:19:51,419 --> 00:19:53,979 Thimbles have a very long history. 195 00:19:54,189 --> 00:19:57,784 All the way back to the Greeks. Maybe even before. 196 00:20:04,398 --> 00:20:07,561 - Can I get you anything to drink? - Coffee. 197 00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:14,699 Cheryl, can we have some coffee? And tell Todd to come in, please. 198 00:20:14,908 --> 00:20:16,341 Yes, sir. 199 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,208 So, did you grow up out here, Nick? 200 00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:25,874 - No, I'm from Ohio. - My first wife is from Illinois. 201 00:20:27,721 --> 00:20:30,280 - How long you been out here? - Two years. 202 00:20:31,591 --> 00:20:33,149 Incredible. 203 00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,761 Just put it right here, Cheryl. 204 00:20:42,635 --> 00:20:45,331 Nick, this my assistant, Todd Marvin. 205 00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:49,372 Nice to meet you. Heard great things about your movie. 206 00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:53,477 Is anybody warm? 207 00:20:53,679 --> 00:20:55,374 A little. 208 00:20:59,418 --> 00:21:03,582 Cheryl, turn up the air conditioner. And hold all my calls. 209 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:10,486 So? 210 00:21:10,595 --> 00:21:11,687 So. 211 00:21:12,998 --> 00:21:14,295 What's next? 212 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,498 Well, I'd like to make a film. 213 00:21:18,703 --> 00:21:21,570 Well, you've come to the right place. 214 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,715 Tell me your movie, Nick. 215 00:21:37,188 --> 00:21:38,553 Okay. 216 00:21:39,223 --> 00:21:41,453 Okay. It's a love story. 217 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,687 - It's a triangle, really. - Even better. 218 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:51,359 It's about how people change for all kinds of reasons. 219 00:21:51,568 --> 00:21:54,537 But no two people do it at the same time... 220 00:21:54,737 --> 00:21:58,070 ...or for exactly the same kinds of reasons. 221 00:22:02,378 --> 00:22:04,869 I'm not sure I follow exactly. 222 00:22:05,081 --> 00:22:08,050 It'll be more clear when you hear the story. 223 00:22:08,251 --> 00:22:09,343 Shoot. 224 00:22:10,487 --> 00:22:11,749 Okay. 225 00:22:12,021 --> 00:22:16,650 The whole thing takes place during a week spent in a country house... 226 00:22:16,859 --> 00:22:20,022 ...in the middle of winter, during a snowstorm. 227 00:22:24,466 --> 00:22:27,367 The three characters are Sharon... 228 00:22:27,569 --> 00:22:28,900 George... 229 00:22:29,104 --> 00:22:30,503 ...and Charlie. 230 00:22:30,706 --> 00:22:33,766 While they're by the fire, it comes out... 231 00:22:33,976 --> 00:22:39,243 ...Sharon had an affair with George in the same house the previous summer. 232 00:22:39,448 --> 00:22:42,349 Why didn't you tell me about this, Sharon? 233 00:22:42,551 --> 00:22:46,042 I wanted to. I really wanted to. 234 00:22:54,695 --> 00:22:55,957 Hi. 235 00:23:04,739 --> 00:23:06,036 Hello? 236 00:23:09,843 --> 00:23:11,140 Just be a second. 237 00:23:16,082 --> 00:23:18,744 If he's making that kind of trouble... 238 00:23:19,719 --> 00:23:21,584 ...do we really need him? 239 00:23:24,491 --> 00:23:27,722 Then get rid of him. We still on for Saturday? 240 00:23:32,165 --> 00:23:36,965 Sorry. We're making a picture in London and everybody is flipping out. 241 00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:42,607 Continue. 242 00:23:45,544 --> 00:23:48,809 Now, Charlie can't believe what he's hearing. 243 00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:54,542 Charlie. Charlie, I wanted to tell you. 244 00:23:54,753 --> 00:23:56,084 I just couldn't. 245 00:23:56,288 --> 00:23:58,279 - Nick, can I interrupt? - Sure. 246 00:23:59,024 --> 00:24:02,585 Do you think it would be possible to have two women? 247 00:24:02,795 --> 00:24:03,783 Two women? 248 00:24:04,963 --> 00:24:07,693 Boy, it's really blowing out there. 249 00:24:09,601 --> 00:24:11,432 You mean, two couples? 250 00:24:12,437 --> 00:24:15,031 No, I mean two girls and a guy. 251 00:24:21,245 --> 00:24:22,507 Oh, okay. 252 00:24:24,849 --> 00:24:27,875 So Sharon and Charlie have the affair? 253 00:24:28,086 --> 00:24:31,646 No, the two women would be having the affair. 254 00:24:38,195 --> 00:24:41,562 Wel I... yeah, I don't know. 255 00:24:42,032 --> 00:24:44,057 I really don't know. 256 00:24:44,267 --> 00:24:46,497 Well, you should think about it. 257 00:24:46,703 --> 00:24:50,662 I mean, there is something about two women together... 258 00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:52,808 You know? 259 00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:54,534 It's true. 260 00:24:56,346 --> 00:24:59,940 I don't know. I guess it's possible. I mean... 261 00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:02,481 ...I know it's possible. 262 00:25:04,353 --> 00:25:06,344 Well, think about it. 263 00:25:07,289 --> 00:25:09,723 It could be an interesting twist. 264 00:25:13,562 --> 00:25:16,793 Excuse me, Mr. Habel, Mr. Fleckman is here. 265 00:25:16,999 --> 00:25:19,490 Tell him I'll see him right away. 266 00:25:20,169 --> 00:25:22,933 I really have to take this meeting. Well! 267 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:26,739 - We're off to a good start. - Great. 268 00:25:26,941 --> 00:25:27,908 Welcome. 269 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:32,512 My wife and I are having a party Saturday, we'd love you to come. 270 00:25:37,952 --> 00:25:39,351 Thanks. 271 00:25:43,658 --> 00:25:45,592 - Bye. - Goodbye. 272 00:25:52,633 --> 00:25:57,161 You know, I really think it has to be one woman and two men. 273 00:25:58,338 --> 00:25:59,635 You're right. 274 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,071 With two women, it's a whole different movie. 275 00:26:03,577 --> 00:26:05,374 I agree. Tell him that. 276 00:26:05,913 --> 00:26:07,938 I will. I'll tell him that. 277 00:26:38,411 --> 00:26:40,879 Hi. Come on. 278 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,043 No? 279 00:26:43,249 --> 00:26:45,307 Okay. Bye. 280 00:26:58,163 --> 00:27:01,826 Do you think it would be possible to have two women? 281 00:27:02,033 --> 00:27:03,125 Two women? 282 00:27:03,335 --> 00:27:04,825 Two women. 283 00:27:07,472 --> 00:27:08,598 Nick. 284 00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:12,539 Honey. 285 00:27:15,646 --> 00:27:16,977 Nick. 286 00:27:17,481 --> 00:27:18,812 Hi. 287 00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:20,449 Honey. 288 00:27:22,019 --> 00:27:24,749 - This is my wife. Polo, this is Nick. - Hi. 289 00:27:24,955 --> 00:27:26,513 - Hi. - And... 290 00:27:27,525 --> 00:27:28,992 Susan Rawlings. 291 00:27:29,193 --> 00:27:32,094 - Hi, how do you do? - Hi. 292 00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:34,561 Mindy, Quang. 293 00:27:35,432 --> 00:27:38,229 Kids, your father is talking to you. 294 00:27:40,837 --> 00:27:44,705 This is Mindy. And my adopted Vietnamese son, Quang Da. 295 00:27:44,908 --> 00:27:47,206 - Hi. - Hi. 296 00:27:49,179 --> 00:27:51,010 Okay. 297 00:27:51,214 --> 00:27:52,772 Good kids. 298 00:27:52,982 --> 00:27:55,109 Nick, tell me, what do you do? 299 00:27:55,318 --> 00:27:57,411 Nick is a promising director. 300 00:27:58,721 --> 00:27:59,983 Nice. 301 00:28:00,190 --> 00:28:02,215 Nice, huh? 302 00:28:07,129 --> 00:28:09,097 - Can I get you a drink? - Sure. 303 00:28:09,298 --> 00:28:11,027 Oh, yeah. Come on, Sue. 304 00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:13,030 Tell me, what do you do? 305 00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:15,795 - I'm a homemaker. - She's an architect. 306 00:28:16,004 --> 00:28:20,236 I'd love you to look at my house. I'm having it completely redone. 307 00:28:20,409 --> 00:28:21,603 Again. 308 00:28:26,548 --> 00:28:28,948 So we'll have a drink. 309 00:28:29,218 --> 00:28:30,617 Spritzers? 310 00:28:30,819 --> 00:28:33,343 - Yeah. - Two. 311 00:28:36,023 --> 00:28:39,322 Andres. Andres Vargiak, Nick Chapman. 312 00:28:39,527 --> 00:28:41,290 Oh, wow. 313 00:28:42,496 --> 00:28:44,589 I'm a big fan of your work. 314 00:28:44,799 --> 00:28:47,563 I've seen every film you've ever shot. 315 00:28:53,074 --> 00:28:56,168 Maybe you can get Andres to shoot your movie. 316 00:28:57,078 --> 00:28:59,204 That would be great. 317 00:29:01,381 --> 00:29:03,110 Nice to see you. 318 00:29:03,316 --> 00:29:05,784 Nice to meet you. Excuse me. 319 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:09,584 Yeah, it's a pleasure. 320 00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:11,780 Andres Vargiak. I'm just saying. 321 00:29:12,058 --> 00:29:14,117 Gretchen. 322 00:29:15,896 --> 00:29:17,158 Come here. 323 00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:22,231 I'll be back in a minute. 324 00:29:25,905 --> 00:29:27,167 Hi. 325 00:29:27,539 --> 00:29:29,598 Everybody, this is Gretchen. 326 00:29:29,808 --> 00:29:33,244 - Susan. Polo, you know, of course. - Welcome. 327 00:29:33,445 --> 00:29:34,810 - This is Nick. - Hi. 328 00:29:35,014 --> 00:29:38,142 - Hi. - Nick is a promising young director. 329 00:29:38,584 --> 00:29:40,074 Oh, really? 330 00:29:40,286 --> 00:29:44,086 Come on, Sue. Come upstairs. Let me show you what I did. 331 00:29:45,124 --> 00:29:46,489 Come on, Sue. 332 00:29:46,725 --> 00:29:48,716 I'll see you guys later. 333 00:29:54,599 --> 00:29:57,568 So are you an actress? 334 00:29:57,769 --> 00:30:02,468 Yes. I'm on a series. But I'd really rather be doing movies. 335 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,401 - Are you making a movie for Allen? - We're talking about it. 336 00:30:06,577 --> 00:30:08,010 That's great. 337 00:30:08,346 --> 00:30:10,610 Can you tell me about it? 338 00:30:10,815 --> 00:30:13,682 - You really want to hear about it? - Yeah. 339 00:30:13,885 --> 00:30:15,147 Okay. 340 00:30:15,353 --> 00:30:19,448 It takes place in a country house in a snowstorm. 341 00:30:19,656 --> 00:30:22,819 When I say snowstorm, I don't mean snowstorm... 342 00:30:27,230 --> 00:30:30,961 Of course, this carpeting's going. Allen's ex put it in. 343 00:30:31,168 --> 00:30:35,537 You know, Miss No Taste herself. I started collecting fine art. 344 00:30:35,739 --> 00:30:39,539 I put in a bid for Marc Chagall's David and Bathsheba. 345 00:30:39,743 --> 00:30:44,146 I'm hanging it there. Mind if I tell you how much this house cost? 346 00:30:44,348 --> 00:30:45,610 No. 347 00:30:48,217 --> 00:30:50,913 Four point six mil. 348 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,587 Really? 349 00:30:53,589 --> 00:30:55,386 And change. 350 00:30:56,726 --> 00:30:58,125 Excuse me. 351 00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:02,625 Hello? 352 00:31:02,832 --> 00:31:04,800 Oh, hi, Ma. 353 00:31:05,267 --> 00:31:07,360 We're having a party. 354 00:31:07,937 --> 00:31:09,996 Just business people. 355 00:31:11,607 --> 00:31:15,599 So then Sharon and Charlie decide to go out in the snow... 356 00:31:15,810 --> 00:31:17,334 ...and build a snowman. 357 00:31:17,545 --> 00:31:19,069 Wait. I'm confused. 358 00:31:19,414 --> 00:31:21,382 So you have two couples? 359 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:25,644 No. Sharon and the other woman would be having the affair. 360 00:31:27,222 --> 00:31:29,247 That must be Allen's idea. 361 00:31:30,191 --> 00:31:31,886 How did you know? 362 00:31:34,129 --> 00:31:36,256 That's Allen's thing. 363 00:31:36,464 --> 00:31:38,796 He just likes that. 364 00:31:46,874 --> 00:31:48,705 What do you like? 365 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:55,405 What do I like? 366 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:06,084 Have you thought about anyone for Sharon yet? 367 00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:12,428 For Sharon? No. Not really. 368 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,265 Think of me. 369 00:32:31,918 --> 00:32:33,179 What's wrong? 370 00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:36,645 Nothing. 371 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:50,658 I really liked your idea about having it become two women. 372 00:32:50,869 --> 00:32:54,771 I thought about it and I think it would be a challenge... 373 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:58,103 ...to make a love story between two women work. 374 00:32:58,276 --> 00:32:59,538 Good. 375 00:32:59,878 --> 00:33:01,139 But... 376 00:33:02,179 --> 00:33:03,441 But what? 377 00:33:05,649 --> 00:33:09,346 But I really feel it has to be... 378 00:33:09,553 --> 00:33:12,647 ...two men and one woman. I really do. 379 00:33:26,870 --> 00:33:28,201 Fine. Okay. 380 00:33:28,404 --> 00:33:32,534 It's not that your idea wouldn't work. It's a great idea. 381 00:33:32,742 --> 00:33:35,939 - It's just, for this movie- - - Nick? Nick! 382 00:33:36,112 --> 00:33:39,275 Nick, you can stop drilling. You struck oil. 383 00:33:41,117 --> 00:33:44,553 Okay, great. Terrific. 384 00:33:44,888 --> 00:33:47,152 But, I do have a problem. 385 00:33:47,357 --> 00:33:48,984 What's that? 386 00:33:49,959 --> 00:33:51,824 - Snow. - What about it? 387 00:33:51,995 --> 00:33:56,260 - It's always snowing. - There doesn't have to always be snow. 388 00:33:56,431 --> 00:33:59,662 Not the snow. The winter. It's depressing. 389 00:34:02,371 --> 00:34:04,066 What if... 390 00:34:04,706 --> 00:34:06,765 ...it took place... 391 00:34:12,881 --> 00:34:16,647 ...in the summer at the beach? 392 00:34:18,754 --> 00:34:20,085 Interesting. 393 00:34:24,759 --> 00:34:29,594 Well, it changes the whole concept of the film. 394 00:34:31,132 --> 00:34:33,566 I don't think so. Not really. 395 00:34:33,768 --> 00:34:37,829 The interaction among the characters remains the same. 396 00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:41,573 The only thing different is the location. 397 00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:48,472 - Look what I found. - Where? 398 00:34:48,648 --> 00:34:52,311 - Ln the attic. - Didn't even know there was an attic. 399 00:34:52,519 --> 00:34:56,455 We've rented this house for 15 summers, how come none of us knew there was an attic? 400 00:34:56,623 --> 00:34:58,955 - Isn't that weird? - Yeah. 401 00:34:59,459 --> 00:35:01,086 Let's open it. 402 00:35:01,761 --> 00:35:04,093 Whoa, time out here. 403 00:35:04,731 --> 00:35:07,791 - Nick, how old are these people? - Early 40s. 404 00:35:08,201 --> 00:35:09,793 Oh, boy! 405 00:35:13,139 --> 00:35:17,097 - What's wrong? - Well, that is a bad age, Nick. 406 00:35:17,276 --> 00:35:22,304 The people who buy tickets, for better or worse, are between the ages of- - 407 00:35:22,514 --> 00:35:24,880 Fourteen and 24. 408 00:35:25,084 --> 00:35:26,847 So? 409 00:35:27,253 --> 00:35:32,088 If kids want to see people in their 40s, they don't go to the movies. 410 00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:34,816 They go home, look at their parents. 411 00:35:35,227 --> 00:35:37,286 It's true. 412 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,380 I'm a little confused. 413 00:35:57,982 --> 00:36:01,145 No, no, you're not confused. 414 00:36:01,352 --> 00:36:03,786 It's nervous energy. You're excited! 415 00:36:04,289 --> 00:36:05,551 Really? 416 00:36:05,890 --> 00:36:08,551 Yeah! Damn straight! 417 00:36:08,759 --> 00:36:10,920 Now... 418 00:36:11,895 --> 00:36:16,229 ...I want you to get out of my office and write me a movie! 419 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,062 Okay, great! Thanks. 420 00:36:47,063 --> 00:36:48,587 Gretchen? 421 00:36:49,198 --> 00:36:52,258 Nick Chapman. We met at Allen Habel's party. 422 00:36:54,236 --> 00:36:56,397 Of course! Are you on the lot? 423 00:36:56,972 --> 00:36:59,941 Looks like I will be. I just made a deal. 424 00:37:00,142 --> 00:37:05,101 - They're gonna let me write a movie. - Congratulations! That's great. 425 00:37:05,313 --> 00:37:08,976 Thanks, I'm really, really excited about it. 426 00:37:10,251 --> 00:37:12,242 That's a... 427 00:37:12,687 --> 00:37:17,386 I'm playing an undercover agent in Switzerland this week. 428 00:37:20,261 --> 00:37:24,493 Want to come in my trailer while I take off my makeup? 429 00:37:36,777 --> 00:37:41,840 You know, that's very nice, but I should probably get going. 430 00:37:42,049 --> 00:37:44,483 Oh, that's too bad. 431 00:37:44,685 --> 00:37:46,949 Well, it was really nice seeing you. 432 00:37:47,121 --> 00:37:49,988 Yeah, it was great to see you too. 433 00:37:50,190 --> 00:37:51,851 I'll see you around the lot. 434 00:37:52,059 --> 00:37:53,583 See you around. 435 00:37:56,195 --> 00:37:58,163 Nick? 436 00:37:59,365 --> 00:38:03,495 Would you like to come to a party with me on Saturday night? 437 00:38:04,437 --> 00:38:06,632 You mean Saturday night? 438 00:38:07,974 --> 00:38:09,464 How about it? 439 00:38:18,117 --> 00:38:20,085 Taste this, would you? 440 00:38:21,953 --> 00:38:24,353 All right. Yeah, it's good. 441 00:38:24,523 --> 00:38:28,619 It needs something. One of those herby things. 442 00:38:28,827 --> 00:38:32,354 - How about Saturday? - What about Saturday? 443 00:38:32,898 --> 00:38:34,661 Are we on for bowling? 444 00:38:34,866 --> 00:38:37,460 Saturday... I'm working Saturday. 445 00:38:37,669 --> 00:38:39,102 Night? 446 00:38:39,304 --> 00:38:41,534 It's a party, but it's for work. 447 00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:45,904 I met an actress at a party. She asked me to another party. 448 00:38:46,111 --> 00:38:50,513 I don't even know if I'm going. I haven't told Susan yet. 449 00:38:50,714 --> 00:38:53,274 - Susan is not invited? - No, no, no. 450 00:38:53,484 --> 00:38:57,318 It's work. But it's a party. It's a work- party thing. 451 00:39:00,491 --> 00:39:02,220 What? 452 00:39:07,431 --> 00:39:08,989 What would you do? 453 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,293 What would I do, or... 454 00:39:11,502 --> 00:39:14,096 ...what would Jenny do if she found out? 455 00:39:14,305 --> 00:39:15,703 Found out what? 456 00:39:15,905 --> 00:39:20,308 Aren't you asking if you should get your oil changed? 457 00:39:20,510 --> 00:39:22,876 Make the beast with two backs? 458 00:39:23,079 --> 00:39:25,980 Park the pink Mustang up a side street? 459 00:39:26,149 --> 00:39:28,947 - What? - I'm out of colorful phrases. 460 00:39:29,152 --> 00:39:31,416 No, wait, wait. 461 00:39:32,188 --> 00:39:34,748 I can't believe you're saying that! 462 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,586 It's just a party. 463 00:39:38,261 --> 00:39:43,197 It's a party, for chrissake. That pisses me off. It's really sexist! 464 00:39:45,767 --> 00:39:47,997 Well, I'm sorry. My mistake. 465 00:39:48,203 --> 00:39:52,503 - Do you guys need any help? - What are you boys up to? 466 00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:08,949 Great car. 467 00:40:11,959 --> 00:40:14,291 I'm living with someone. 468 00:40:35,283 --> 00:40:38,547 Toby! Nick, I'll be right back. 469 00:40:43,623 --> 00:40:45,113 Hi. 470 00:40:45,292 --> 00:40:46,452 Hi. 471 00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:52,064 - Are you a friend of Toby? - I'm a friend of a friend of Toby's. 472 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:56,330 Excuse me. I'm just gonna... 473 00:41:04,643 --> 00:41:06,508 Is that Chapman? 474 00:41:06,712 --> 00:41:08,680 - I thought so. - Jonathan, hi. 475 00:41:08,847 --> 00:41:11,509 What are you doing here? Friend of Toby's? 476 00:41:11,684 --> 00:41:14,346 Actually, I'm a friend of a friend. 477 00:41:14,553 --> 00:41:15,986 How nice. 478 00:41:17,423 --> 00:41:21,484 - What've you been doing? - Oh, you know. This and that. 479 00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:24,125 Nothing concrete? 480 00:41:24,863 --> 00:41:27,331 Actually, I just made a deal. 481 00:41:27,533 --> 00:41:29,762 - Oh, with? - Allen Habel. 482 00:41:30,501 --> 00:41:32,901 Welcome to the club. 483 00:41:33,571 --> 00:41:35,436 You have a deal with Allen? 484 00:41:35,707 --> 00:41:40,235 I have three deals, with three studios. Two to direct, one to produce. 485 00:41:40,411 --> 00:41:42,845 I'm also halfway through my novel. 486 00:41:44,349 --> 00:41:47,375 How's that cancer cure coming? 487 00:41:47,585 --> 00:41:50,110 Don't be bitter, Chapman. 488 00:42:35,398 --> 00:42:36,660 Nick. Hi. 489 00:42:37,466 --> 00:42:39,434 - Hi. - Hi. 490 00:42:41,604 --> 00:42:45,005 - Where were you? - At another party, down the beach. 491 00:42:45,207 --> 00:42:48,574 - So, what do you want to do now? - Well, I... 492 00:42:49,445 --> 00:42:51,742 I gotta get home. 493 00:42:51,913 --> 00:42:55,644 Oh, come on. I want you to meet my friends. 494 00:42:55,850 --> 00:42:58,045 I gotta get home. 495 00:42:59,387 --> 00:43:03,756 Okay. Do you want to drive my car? 496 00:43:46,566 --> 00:43:47,828 Jesus! 497 00:43:48,601 --> 00:43:51,161 - Where were you? - I went out. 498 00:43:51,471 --> 00:43:53,996 I know. That was five hours ago. 499 00:43:54,307 --> 00:43:56,138 I went to a party. 500 00:43:58,644 --> 00:44:00,544 With Gretchen Gorman. 501 00:44:02,415 --> 00:44:04,349 Who's Gretchen Gorman? 502 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:07,781 Susan- - 503 00:44:08,054 --> 00:44:13,116 Don't come any closer, unless you wanna walk funny for the rest of your life. 504 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,624 She's just an actress, baby. 505 00:44:18,063 --> 00:44:20,623 - She's a bimbo. - She's an actress. 506 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:24,096 Okay. 507 00:44:24,269 --> 00:44:25,827 A bimbo actress. 508 00:44:26,004 --> 00:44:28,097 A no- talent, bimbo actress. 509 00:44:28,273 --> 00:44:33,575 A big, fat, no- talent, bimbo actress with hair on her back and bad gums. 510 00:44:36,214 --> 00:44:38,044 I forgive you, Nick. 511 00:44:39,216 --> 00:44:41,081 I get jealous. 512 00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:43,482 Girls get that way. 513 00:44:44,221 --> 00:44:45,483 I... 514 00:44:46,891 --> 00:44:49,689 I love you, you big lug. 515 00:44:53,731 --> 00:44:55,665 You should have told me. 516 00:44:55,833 --> 00:45:00,930 Told you what? I just went to a party. It's not like I slept with her. 517 00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:04,697 Do you want to? 518 00:45:09,245 --> 00:45:10,837 This is stupid. 519 00:45:11,047 --> 00:45:14,175 It was an industry party, okay? 520 00:45:14,484 --> 00:45:16,452 Do you know what that means? 521 00:45:18,121 --> 00:45:20,055 Obviously, you don't. 522 00:45:22,892 --> 00:45:24,450 Obviously. 523 00:45:30,733 --> 00:45:33,758 - So where'd you leave it? - We left it a mess. 524 00:45:33,936 --> 00:45:36,598 I don't know. Everything's changing. 525 00:45:36,772 --> 00:45:41,937 People he barely knew in film school are calling him and asking for jobs. 526 00:45:42,845 --> 00:45:46,042 They're all telling him how talented he is. 527 00:45:47,749 --> 00:45:50,115 It's as if... 528 00:45:50,285 --> 00:45:55,052 ...he feels he has to change to become the person they're talking about. 529 00:45:57,992 --> 00:46:01,155 Have you tried beaning him with a rolling pin? 530 00:46:01,329 --> 00:46:02,626 No. 531 00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:05,890 Works with Emmet. Come on, let's buy you lunch. 532 00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:07,329 Okay. 533 00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:21,480 - Why are you looking at me that way? - What way? 534 00:46:22,183 --> 00:46:24,048 You know what way. 535 00:46:25,185 --> 00:46:27,847 I don't know what you're talking about. 536 00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:37,455 You know, maybe I need to think about things. 537 00:46:39,566 --> 00:46:42,160 - What things? - Things. I don't know. 538 00:46:42,335 --> 00:46:44,769 Things, like maybe... 539 00:46:45,739 --> 00:46:48,264 ...we should be seeing other people. 540 00:46:52,611 --> 00:46:56,138 "We". No, this isn't about "we", Nick. 541 00:46:57,516 --> 00:46:59,450 This is about you. 542 00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:03,248 I'm not interested in seeing anybody else. 543 00:47:04,490 --> 00:47:07,721 When you decide to do what you want, let me know. 544 00:47:07,893 --> 00:47:10,487 But let me know before you do it. 545 00:47:11,430 --> 00:47:13,125 I'm going out. 546 00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:20,867 Shit! 547 00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:25,601 Goddamn it! 548 00:50:12,070 --> 00:50:13,435 Yes? 549 00:50:13,805 --> 00:50:16,797 - Is Gretchen here? - No, she's not here. 550 00:50:18,276 --> 00:50:20,039 Do you know where she is? 551 00:50:20,912 --> 00:50:23,540 She went someplace with her boyfriend. 552 00:50:34,325 --> 00:50:35,587 Hi. 553 00:50:38,462 --> 00:50:39,724 Hi. 554 00:50:46,370 --> 00:50:49,168 Look, I've been thinking. 555 00:50:51,909 --> 00:50:53,603 And I just... 556 00:50:53,776 --> 00:50:55,641 I don't think I can... 557 00:50:56,045 --> 00:50:58,104 ...do this anymore. 558 00:51:02,218 --> 00:51:05,153 So I'm leaving. 559 00:51:07,790 --> 00:51:11,692 That's incredible, because I was thinking the same thing. 560 00:51:11,895 --> 00:51:16,355 I mean, we can't keep living like this. It's... 561 00:51:19,068 --> 00:51:22,036 But I think I should be the one to leave. 562 00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,038 Fine. 563 00:51:30,546 --> 00:51:31,877 Leave. 564 00:51:43,759 --> 00:51:46,660 - What do you do? - I'm a director. 565 00:51:48,162 --> 00:51:51,495 - You ever see Rocky Mountain Serenade? - No. 566 00:51:51,666 --> 00:51:53,156 I directed it. 567 00:51:53,901 --> 00:51:56,597 That was Red Reardon's first picture. 568 00:51:56,771 --> 00:52:00,229 I made him a star. A big star. 569 00:52:00,675 --> 00:52:04,975 Then he turned around and crapped in my face. Literally. 570 00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:17,054 It's $1200 a month. I want first, last and a nonrefundable cleaning fee. 571 00:52:18,758 --> 00:52:20,919 Can I take this carpet up? 572 00:52:21,628 --> 00:52:23,858 I just put it down. 573 00:52:25,999 --> 00:52:29,400 - Do you know who used to live here? - No, I don't. 574 00:52:29,569 --> 00:52:32,003 Take a guess. Very famous. 575 00:52:35,308 --> 00:52:38,334 - Clark Gable? - Nope. Guess again. 576 00:52:38,745 --> 00:52:41,440 - I really- - - Take a guess. 577 00:52:42,648 --> 00:52:45,014 - Marilyn Monroe? - No. 578 00:52:45,351 --> 00:52:47,683 - Errol Flynn? - No. 579 00:52:49,288 --> 00:52:51,119 - You give up? - I give up. 580 00:52:51,857 --> 00:52:53,950 Chuck Barris. 581 00:52:58,297 --> 00:53:00,629 The Gong Show guy. 582 00:53:06,005 --> 00:53:10,805 I've done a breakdown, and I see the film being shot in eight weeks. 583 00:53:10,975 --> 00:53:12,670 That sounds right. 584 00:53:13,745 --> 00:53:18,546 You should put in a scene near the end where they throw clam shells. 585 00:53:18,716 --> 00:53:21,116 - I think that would be great. - Yeah? 586 00:53:21,886 --> 00:53:25,049 - I'm wondering about- - - The lighthouse scene? 587 00:53:25,223 --> 00:53:28,556 I am wondering about that, but I was referring to- - 588 00:53:28,726 --> 00:53:32,526 The scene on the catamaran. That's my favorite. 589 00:53:32,697 --> 00:53:34,994 No, but I love the catamaran scene. 590 00:53:35,165 --> 00:53:39,295 That should be shot at sunset so you get that golden, orangey- - 591 00:53:39,469 --> 00:53:41,266 "Miller Time" look. 592 00:53:41,438 --> 00:53:43,429 - Yeah. - Exactly. 593 00:53:43,607 --> 00:53:46,735 Yeah, except it's gonna be in black and white. 594 00:53:46,910 --> 00:53:50,573 - What's gonna be in black and white? - The movie. 595 00:53:50,814 --> 00:53:52,611 - The whole movie? - Yeah. 596 00:53:52,783 --> 00:53:57,277 If you shoot it in black and white they'll just colorize it anyway. 597 00:53:57,454 --> 00:54:00,252 Theaters don't show black- and- white movies. 598 00:54:00,424 --> 00:54:05,258 They don't have the right projectors. All the projectors are in color. 599 00:54:06,362 --> 00:54:08,421 - That's true. - That's not- - 600 00:54:08,597 --> 00:54:11,065 How do you see music fitting in? 601 00:54:11,233 --> 00:54:12,461 Well... 602 00:54:13,102 --> 00:54:15,297 I was thinking no music. 603 00:54:18,774 --> 00:54:21,572 - No music where? - No music at all. 604 00:54:21,744 --> 00:54:25,441 - What do you mean? - You gotta have music. 605 00:54:26,215 --> 00:54:30,412 Well, maybe some music. Just not wall- to- wall music. 606 00:54:30,885 --> 00:54:33,410 Who's talking about wall- to- wall music? 607 00:54:33,588 --> 00:54:38,548 We're talking about 15 or 20 good pop hits, at most. Isn't that right? 608 00:54:38,727 --> 00:54:40,718 - Right. - Exactly. 609 00:54:41,963 --> 00:54:43,897 Well, maybe a couple songs. 610 00:54:44,065 --> 00:54:47,762 Well, good. Now, you think about these changes, Nick. 611 00:54:47,936 --> 00:54:50,461 And get right into the rewrites. 612 00:54:51,506 --> 00:54:54,339 - I think we have a movie. - All right. 613 00:54:56,076 --> 00:54:58,601 It is so good, Nick. 614 00:54:59,413 --> 00:55:00,778 Thanks. 615 00:55:43,689 --> 00:55:47,489 I'm sorry I was late, but the traffic was just murder. 616 00:55:47,660 --> 00:55:49,024 It's good to see you. 617 00:55:49,194 --> 00:55:52,823 I'm sorry I haven't gotten over. Things have been crazy. 618 00:55:52,998 --> 00:55:56,092 It's the same at our house, with the baby. 619 00:55:56,268 --> 00:55:59,567 - How's she doing? - She's just incredible. 620 00:55:59,738 --> 00:56:03,071 We've got a nickname for her. We call her Moochie. 621 00:56:03,241 --> 00:56:06,972 You're kidding? That's great. Listen to this. 622 00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:09,938 Yeah! That's great. 623 00:56:10,115 --> 00:56:12,174 You believe that bottom end? 624 00:56:12,350 --> 00:56:15,477 - Where did you get this car? - I'm leasing it. 625 00:56:16,954 --> 00:56:20,981 Did I tell you I'm looking at a house? Don't you laugh. 626 00:56:21,225 --> 00:56:23,056 It's in Beverly Hills. 627 00:56:25,095 --> 00:56:29,122 I don't know if I can afford it. But I don't know if I can't. 628 00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:33,095 - What do you want to do? - I thought we'd drive around. 629 00:56:33,270 --> 00:56:36,068 - We could get a burger. - Whatever you want. 630 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,105 I just thought maybe- - 631 00:56:38,642 --> 00:56:39,904 Sorry. 632 00:56:40,511 --> 00:56:41,773 Yeah? 633 00:56:44,647 --> 00:56:46,672 Okay, hold on a sec. 634 00:56:53,389 --> 00:56:55,914 - Sorry. I gotta take this. - Go ahead. 635 00:56:56,092 --> 00:56:57,821 I mean... 636 00:57:04,467 --> 00:57:05,798 Sorry. 637 00:57:15,043 --> 00:57:17,273 Hello. Yeah. 638 00:57:37,565 --> 00:57:38,827 Bye. 639 00:57:40,034 --> 00:57:42,093 Emmet. Emmet. 640 00:57:53,814 --> 00:57:56,783 I'm sorry about that, but it happens. 641 00:57:57,285 --> 00:57:59,685 - How's your rewrite coming? - Rewrite? 642 00:57:59,854 --> 00:58:02,084 We start shooting in six weeks. 643 00:58:04,824 --> 00:58:06,291 Really? 644 00:58:10,196 --> 00:58:13,165 I fought for you. I wanted you to shoot this. 645 00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:17,133 - You don't have to explain. - You were the only one on my list. 646 00:58:17,304 --> 00:58:19,363 Nick, really, it's all right. 647 00:58:19,539 --> 00:58:22,337 They're making me use Andres Vargiak. 648 00:58:23,209 --> 00:58:24,608 He's good. 649 00:58:25,045 --> 00:58:29,310 I know, he's great. But I wanted you. 650 00:58:38,457 --> 00:58:40,448 Well, here we are. 651 00:58:41,060 --> 00:58:42,857 Yeah, so we are. 652 00:58:44,463 --> 00:58:46,522 Yeah, well, I'll see you. 653 00:58:46,932 --> 00:58:49,958 - Okay. I'll call you. - Yeah. 654 00:58:50,336 --> 00:58:51,701 Ciao! 655 00:59:01,479 --> 00:59:03,743 - That was quick. - Yeah. 656 00:59:03,915 --> 00:59:06,850 I thought you guys were having lunch. 657 00:59:07,018 --> 00:59:09,111 No, I guess not. 658 00:59:09,587 --> 00:59:12,351 You wanna go see Daddy? Yeah. 659 00:59:12,523 --> 00:59:14,514 What about the film? 660 00:59:14,692 --> 00:59:16,956 I don't think it's gonna work out. 661 00:59:17,362 --> 00:59:21,890 - Lucy, let's go make Daddy a sandwich. - You gonna help Mama? 662 00:59:54,597 --> 00:59:57,623 Look, I am not gonna dick you around. 663 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,769 Because I have way too much respect for you. 664 01:00:00,936 --> 01:00:03,404 I'm saying that not as your agent. 665 01:00:03,673 --> 01:00:08,406 Although, God, that has given me an insane amount of pleasure. 666 01:00:08,577 --> 01:00:11,910 And I don't mean that as just show- biz bullshit. 667 01:00:12,081 --> 01:00:16,540 Where you hear talk on the street, and it becomes, like, that thing. 668 01:00:16,718 --> 01:00:18,413 What are you saying? 669 01:00:19,688 --> 01:00:22,179 I'm saying that your project is dead. 670 01:00:23,258 --> 01:00:25,283 What are you talking about? 671 01:00:25,460 --> 01:00:29,726 Anything that Allen was involved with is dead. 672 01:00:31,399 --> 01:00:35,392 Whoever takes over doesn't want blood on their hands. 673 01:00:35,570 --> 01:00:40,473 They want, with all due respect, to distance themselves from the stench. 674 01:00:40,642 --> 01:00:43,042 So just let it blow over. 675 01:00:43,211 --> 01:00:48,375 And in a couple of months, you'll come in and we'll have a really good talk. 676 01:00:48,549 --> 01:00:51,848 A couple of months? Neil, I don't have any money! 677 01:00:55,022 --> 01:00:57,047 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 678 01:00:57,224 --> 01:01:03,060 If you could just get me a meeting with the new studio head. 679 01:01:03,630 --> 01:01:06,190 If I could just talk to him... 680 01:01:07,234 --> 01:01:09,566 ...I'm sure I could convince him. 681 01:01:12,872 --> 01:01:16,467 I'm convinced that all the commercial elements are there. 682 01:01:16,642 --> 01:01:22,205 The product has demographic viability in a package for the youth market... 683 01:01:22,381 --> 01:01:25,509 ...and beyond. Way beyond. 684 01:01:27,019 --> 01:01:32,116 Nick, I've always had major reservations about this. 685 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:37,153 I know, I know. Me too. Exactly. 686 01:01:37,329 --> 01:01:41,163 Lori, that is very perceptive, but what if... 687 01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:43,929 What if... 688 01:01:44,269 --> 01:01:47,761 What if we were to leave it at the beach, right? 689 01:01:47,939 --> 01:01:51,568 Only it's a bunch of college guys living in the house. 690 01:01:51,743 --> 01:01:54,940 They've rented it, and they're having this party. 691 01:01:55,113 --> 01:01:58,640 And suddenly, without anyone realizing it, three... 692 01:01:58,817 --> 01:02:01,945 ...stewardesses show up on their doorstep. 693 01:02:02,420 --> 01:02:03,751 Party! 694 01:02:25,609 --> 01:02:26,871 Or... 695 01:02:27,711 --> 01:02:30,838 ...the three stewardesses are actually ghosts. 696 01:02:31,047 --> 01:02:33,880 And they've been living in the attic. 697 01:02:34,050 --> 01:02:38,077 Ghosts by night, stews by day, and... 698 01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:42,281 ...they could be naked in the room, and the guys can't even see them... 699 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:48,795 and like the bikinis are bouncing around without even bodies in them. 700 01:02:51,668 --> 01:02:53,192 Or... 701 01:03:06,682 --> 01:03:10,709 I'm not just gonna stand by and watch them do this to you. 702 01:03:11,587 --> 01:03:13,111 I'm just not. 703 01:03:16,091 --> 01:03:21,324 I made a promise to love you no matter what. 704 01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:25,828 I want to be with you. 705 01:03:27,535 --> 01:03:31,164 And I want to hold you, and comfort you. 706 01:03:32,673 --> 01:03:37,167 Until they see what I saw in you on that first night we met. 707 01:03:41,215 --> 01:03:42,648 Please. 708 01:03:44,218 --> 01:03:45,708 Please say that you- - 709 01:03:46,487 --> 01:03:48,887 Oh, that must be my agent. 710 01:03:49,190 --> 01:03:52,158 - Was it better that time? - Better. You could- - 711 01:03:52,325 --> 01:03:54,623 If I get the part, it's thanks to you. 712 01:03:54,794 --> 01:03:58,457 - What about my movie? - How's my mascara? Never mind. 713 01:04:05,772 --> 01:04:07,399 - Hi. - Hi. 714 01:04:08,441 --> 01:04:12,673 I'll just be a sec. Oh, Nick. Meet my new agent, Carl. 715 01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:15,805 Yeah, we've met. Hi, Carl. 716 01:04:17,017 --> 01:04:19,382 Nick, I thought that was you. 717 01:04:20,152 --> 01:04:23,087 I heard about your deal falling apart. 718 01:04:26,058 --> 01:04:29,653 Well, it's not definite yet. 719 01:04:29,895 --> 01:04:31,590 Oh, really? Well... 720 01:04:31,764 --> 01:04:33,755 ...that's not what I heard. 721 01:04:36,468 --> 01:04:39,733 Nick. Carl and I, we have to talk. 722 01:04:41,874 --> 01:04:43,967 Privately, if you don't mind. 723 01:04:46,844 --> 01:04:51,508 Do you think we could, I don't know, see a movie or something later? 724 01:04:53,184 --> 01:04:56,620 No. I think I might be doing something. 725 01:05:12,769 --> 01:05:17,069 It doesn't have to be at the beach, or have three stewardesses. 726 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,834 It could be two stewardesses, or four. 727 01:05:20,010 --> 01:05:25,004 They don't even have to be ghosts, if you don't like the metaphysical- - 728 01:05:27,317 --> 01:05:31,617 What does the public, the general public, want to see? 729 01:05:32,823 --> 01:05:34,916 - I don't know. - I do. 730 01:05:35,292 --> 01:05:37,453 Here at Brown Entertainment... 731 01:05:37,627 --> 01:05:43,826 ...we take the scientific approach to movie-making: market research. 732 01:05:45,468 --> 01:05:48,926 Buddy pictures. They wanna see buddy pictures. 733 01:05:49,105 --> 01:05:50,538 Now... 734 01:05:50,706 --> 01:05:56,406 ...who do you think are the two most beloved figures in American history? 735 01:05:57,346 --> 01:05:58,711 Beats me. 736 01:06:00,082 --> 01:06:03,279 Babe Ruth and Abe Lincoln. 737 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:16,959 Hey, Abe, how's that bat coming? I wanna hit me some baseballs. 738 01:06:18,299 --> 01:06:20,290 It's all done, Babe. 739 01:06:23,338 --> 01:06:25,932 She's a beaut. Thanks, kid. 740 01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:29,435 Just make sure the Yankees win. 741 01:06:45,592 --> 01:06:47,617 That's the Babe for you. 742 01:06:48,395 --> 01:06:50,158 What do you think? 743 01:06:50,664 --> 01:06:53,827 Well, you know, that's a... 744 01:06:54,701 --> 01:06:57,135 - That's a good idea. - Good. 745 01:06:58,105 --> 01:06:59,537 Now... 746 01:06:59,705 --> 01:07:02,697 ...how much money have you got to invest? 747 01:07:24,697 --> 01:07:26,960 All right, Nick, looks good. 748 01:07:29,534 --> 01:07:33,630 I see you're a director. Jimmy, our busboy, is a director. 749 01:07:36,942 --> 01:07:40,571 I could start today after 4 p.m. 750 01:07:41,113 --> 01:07:46,312 You could start, if I needed a waiter. I got 70 people on a waiting list. 751 01:07:46,718 --> 01:07:48,185 I'll tell you what. 752 01:07:48,353 --> 01:07:51,845 You give me a call in about six weeks. 753 01:07:52,023 --> 01:07:54,388 - Okay, Nick. - Thanks. 754 01:08:06,504 --> 01:08:09,871 Watch it! You're knocking off all my magnets. 755 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:11,268 Sorry. 756 01:08:11,442 --> 01:08:13,876 Jerk. Pull! 757 01:08:19,549 --> 01:08:23,383 Hello. Is this Mrs. Stein? 758 01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:28,054 Hi, I'm calling to tell you about our brand- new service. 759 01:08:28,224 --> 01:08:31,318 How many times have you said to yourself: 760 01:08:31,494 --> 01:08:34,588 "My phone smells, but what can I do about it?" 761 01:08:34,764 --> 01:08:40,327 Our revolutionary phone- cleaning service will solve this problem- - 762 01:08:40,503 --> 01:08:43,666 Mrs. Stein? Hello? Hello? 763 01:09:32,486 --> 01:09:33,976 I love you, Suz. 764 01:09:34,155 --> 01:09:35,884 I love you too. 765 01:10:18,163 --> 01:10:19,460 Hello. 766 01:10:19,798 --> 01:10:22,323 Hi, sweetie, how are you? 767 01:10:23,168 --> 01:10:26,831 - Hi, Mom, how you doing? - How's the movie going? 768 01:10:27,406 --> 01:10:31,775 We had a little delay. We haven't actually started shooting yet. 769 01:10:31,944 --> 01:10:34,969 Everybody wants to know when it's coming out. 770 01:10:35,146 --> 01:10:36,909 Yeah. Well... 771 01:10:38,249 --> 01:10:39,876 Tell them next Christmas. 772 01:10:41,252 --> 01:10:42,844 At Radio City? 773 01:10:43,688 --> 01:10:45,713 Yeah. Yeah, Mom, Radio City. 774 01:10:46,491 --> 01:10:50,655 Listen, I'm just on my way out. I've got a production meeting. 775 01:10:50,828 --> 01:10:53,194 Could you tell Dad I said hi? 776 01:10:53,665 --> 01:10:56,896 Are you and Susan coming home for Christmas? 777 01:10:58,970 --> 01:11:01,233 No, we... 778 01:11:01,638 --> 01:11:05,870 I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it for Christmas. 779 01:11:06,043 --> 01:11:09,911 But tell Dad I said hi, and I'll talk to you soon. 780 01:11:10,113 --> 01:11:11,375 Okay? Bye- bye. 781 01:11:21,858 --> 01:11:23,223 Frankie. 782 01:11:25,429 --> 01:11:26,896 Another one. 783 01:11:30,299 --> 01:11:35,066 I can't serve you no more, Mr. Chapman. It ain't good for you. 784 01:11:35,237 --> 01:11:38,229 Please, Frankie. Please. 785 01:11:38,407 --> 01:11:42,138 Just one more. Just a taste. For old times' sake. 786 01:11:42,311 --> 01:11:46,111 - I can't, Mr. C. - You could when I was on top. 787 01:11:48,284 --> 01:11:51,253 I used to come in with a broad on each arm... 788 01:11:51,420 --> 01:11:54,286 ...and a bankroll that could choke a hippo. 789 01:11:55,857 --> 01:11:58,291 You were my friend then. 790 01:11:59,661 --> 01:12:02,528 Everyone was my friend then. 791 01:12:03,832 --> 01:12:07,290 Whatever happened to that nice girl, the blond? 792 01:12:07,469 --> 01:12:10,870 She was a nice girl. Real classy. 793 01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:17,109 I broke her heart, Frankie. 794 01:12:18,813 --> 01:12:21,645 I broke it into a million pieces. 795 01:12:25,119 --> 01:12:27,280 Here you go, Mr. C. 796 01:12:28,756 --> 01:12:30,656 - Thanks. - Oh, God. 797 01:12:33,827 --> 01:12:35,317 Oh, God. 798 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,293 Dear Father in heaven... 799 01:12:43,270 --> 01:12:44,737 That's better. 800 01:12:45,339 --> 01:12:51,004 I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, and you can hear me... 801 01:12:52,945 --> 01:12:54,378 ...show me the way. 802 01:13:03,623 --> 01:13:05,614 - Hi. - Hi. 803 01:13:06,459 --> 01:13:08,154 Sign right there. 804 01:13:10,129 --> 01:13:11,426 Thank you. 805 01:13:13,266 --> 01:13:15,859 - Is Susan Rawlings around? - And your name? 806 01:13:16,034 --> 01:13:17,661 Nick Chapman. 807 01:13:22,574 --> 01:13:26,237 - Tell Ms. Rawlings there's a Mr... - Chapman. 808 01:13:26,411 --> 01:13:28,936 ...to see her. Thanks. 809 01:13:30,148 --> 01:13:33,345 - Her office is at the end of the hall. - Thanks. 810 01:13:49,533 --> 01:13:53,367 My, my, look what the cat dragged in. 811 01:13:54,104 --> 01:13:55,537 Hello, Nick. 812 01:13:56,440 --> 01:14:01,537 I almost didn't recognize you without that starlet sitting on your face. 813 01:14:03,214 --> 01:14:06,980 Careful, you're tracking in failure all over my carpet. 814 01:14:12,489 --> 01:14:13,956 - Hi. - Hi. 815 01:14:15,925 --> 01:14:17,688 - Come in. - Thanks. 816 01:14:18,962 --> 01:14:22,989 - Nice office. - I share it with a couple of people. 817 01:14:24,033 --> 01:14:27,434 Yeah, I finally got some windows. 818 01:14:28,872 --> 01:14:31,841 They don't open. That's my next promotion. 819 01:14:35,644 --> 01:14:36,906 Sit down. 820 01:14:37,079 --> 01:14:38,376 Thanks. 821 01:14:42,918 --> 01:14:46,684 - So how have you been? - Well, I'm a messenger this week. 822 01:14:46,855 --> 01:14:50,985 I was making a delivery, so I thought I'd see how you're doing. 823 01:14:51,159 --> 01:14:53,684 - So how you doing? - Good. 824 01:14:53,862 --> 01:14:56,023 Yeah. Things are going well. 825 01:14:58,567 --> 01:15:00,762 Have you seen Emmet and Jenny? 826 01:15:00,936 --> 01:15:03,961 Yeah, yeah. I saw them last night. 827 01:15:04,138 --> 01:15:08,541 Lucy, oh, she's so cute. She looks like Emmet. 828 01:15:10,378 --> 01:15:12,209 Without the beard. 829 01:15:15,950 --> 01:15:17,975 You should give him a call. 830 01:15:20,421 --> 01:15:24,414 Well, I wouldn't... Wouldn't know what to say. 831 01:15:24,592 --> 01:15:27,425 Well, I think he'd like to hear from you. 832 01:15:27,895 --> 01:15:29,191 Yeah. 833 01:15:32,799 --> 01:15:34,767 So are you seeing anyone? 834 01:15:34,935 --> 01:15:37,403 - No. - No? 835 01:15:38,505 --> 01:15:40,837 - You? - No. 836 01:15:45,812 --> 01:15:47,370 You look great. 837 01:15:48,381 --> 01:15:50,042 I do? 838 01:15:50,216 --> 01:15:52,377 - Really? - Yes. 839 01:15:52,552 --> 01:15:55,350 - So do you. - Thanks. 840 01:15:56,722 --> 01:15:58,485 I should probably... 841 01:16:00,159 --> 01:16:01,683 ...hit the road. 842 01:16:04,697 --> 01:16:08,189 You wanna see a movie or something sometime? 843 01:16:10,736 --> 01:16:13,705 Well, don't- - You can think about it. 844 01:16:13,906 --> 01:16:16,704 You should think about it. I don't... 845 01:16:18,911 --> 01:16:21,607 I don't think I'm ready yet. 846 01:16:24,248 --> 01:16:29,618 Well, I understand. That's only... That's, you know... yeah. 847 01:16:36,027 --> 01:16:37,517 Okay, well... 848 01:16:38,930 --> 01:16:41,922 It was... great to see you. 849 01:16:42,634 --> 01:16:45,034 It was great to see you too. 850 01:16:48,673 --> 01:16:50,936 I better get that. 851 01:16:53,010 --> 01:16:56,377 Maybe we can... 852 01:16:57,247 --> 01:16:58,737 Yeah. 853 01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:04,776 Okay. 854 01:17:34,984 --> 01:17:37,714 - Nick! You dick! - Lydia! 855 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:39,618 Hi. 856 01:17:39,789 --> 01:17:41,950 Hey, how come you didn't call me? 857 01:17:42,124 --> 01:17:44,148 Sorry. I'm a dick. 858 01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:46,693 So how have you been? 859 01:17:46,861 --> 01:17:49,921 How've I been? Ah, how've I been? 860 01:17:50,131 --> 01:17:54,591 It started nine months ago. A man was graduating from film school. 861 01:17:56,004 --> 01:17:57,699 So that's how I've been. 862 01:17:57,872 --> 01:18:02,002 Oh, Nick, that's the saddest story I ever heard. 863 01:18:02,177 --> 01:18:05,635 - You should feel sorry for yourself. - Oh, I do. I do. 864 01:18:08,249 --> 01:18:11,342 So, what moral may we extract from all of this? 865 01:18:11,518 --> 01:18:14,851 Gee, Miss Crabtree, if I ever get another chance... 866 01:18:15,022 --> 01:18:18,014 ...maybe I'll do things a little differently. 867 01:18:18,192 --> 01:18:21,958 - Maybe I won't be such an asshole. - Think that's possible? 868 01:18:22,129 --> 01:18:23,619 Thank you. 869 01:18:24,331 --> 01:18:26,060 - You're welcome. - Nice. 870 01:18:26,233 --> 01:18:27,564 Yes. 871 01:18:32,773 --> 01:18:34,172 Wow. 872 01:18:35,175 --> 01:18:37,540 This is gigantic. 873 01:18:38,311 --> 01:18:40,370 Do you live here alone? 874 01:18:40,546 --> 01:18:43,242 As far as I know. 875 01:18:43,416 --> 01:18:45,577 - Want something to drink? - A beer? 876 01:18:46,152 --> 01:18:47,619 Yes. 877 01:18:51,691 --> 01:18:55,491 - How long have you had the place? - I got it after school. 878 01:18:56,129 --> 01:18:59,724 It used to be an old mannequin factory. 879 01:19:00,900 --> 01:19:04,665 - I fixed it up. A lot. - Good job. 880 01:19:08,707 --> 01:19:10,004 Boy, Nick... 881 01:19:10,475 --> 01:19:13,535 Hasn't your agent been able to do anything? 882 01:19:13,712 --> 01:19:17,011 Oh, sure. He squeezed my balls until I was dead. 883 01:19:19,518 --> 01:19:20,985 Thanks. 884 01:19:25,757 --> 01:19:26,917 So you working? 885 01:19:28,460 --> 01:19:31,690 Yes. I have a night job. 886 01:19:31,862 --> 01:19:36,731 I round up shopping carts that are left out on the sidewalks, you know? 887 01:19:36,901 --> 01:19:40,234 I was thinking about doing a documentary about it. 888 01:19:40,404 --> 01:19:44,306 The people that leave them there. Why do they leave them? 889 01:19:44,475 --> 01:19:47,706 Are they making a statement about the supermarket? 890 01:19:47,878 --> 01:19:50,938 Or about... society? 891 01:19:51,115 --> 01:19:54,573 You know, I interviewed a couple of them. 892 01:19:54,752 --> 01:19:57,618 And the whole thing became so... 893 01:19:57,787 --> 01:20:03,726 ...fucking boring that I gave up. 894 01:20:05,161 --> 01:20:08,221 But, you know, I'm not depressed that I'm 26... 895 01:20:08,398 --> 01:20:11,925 ...and have no idea what I'm gonna do with my life. 896 01:20:20,210 --> 01:20:23,145 - Great! You wanna meet my neighbors? - Yeah. 897 01:20:23,313 --> 01:20:24,870 Well, let's go. 898 01:20:31,086 --> 01:20:35,489 We're going to meet my neighbors We're going to meet my neighbors 899 01:20:35,657 --> 01:20:38,683 - Come, come, come. - I'm coming. 900 01:20:47,002 --> 01:20:50,631 They wanna make a video. Maybe you guys should talk. 901 01:20:51,439 --> 01:20:53,634 - Why don't you direct it? - No... 902 01:20:53,841 --> 01:20:58,676 I gave up video. I'm into ham radio performance art now. 903 01:21:04,919 --> 01:21:07,285 - Have they got any money? - No. 904 01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:10,048 I'll do it. What are they called? 905 01:21:10,224 --> 01:21:13,159 They don't have a name. They need a name... 906 01:21:13,327 --> 01:21:16,319 ...and they need a concept. 907 01:23:49,511 --> 01:23:53,345 That was Pez People doing "The Whites of Their Eyes"... 908 01:23:53,548 --> 01:23:58,042 ...directed by Nick Chapman. Next, a group called Bide- a- wee. 909 01:23:58,219 --> 01:24:01,654 They're from Rhode Island, that little tiny state. 910 01:24:01,822 --> 01:24:03,289 Rhode Island? No? Okay. 911 01:24:40,526 --> 01:24:41,959 Hi, Em. 912 01:24:45,064 --> 01:24:46,429 Well, hello. 913 01:24:52,204 --> 01:24:54,866 Hey, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. 914 01:24:59,010 --> 01:25:00,705 Look what I got. 915 01:25:00,879 --> 01:25:03,677 Hello there! Hello there! 916 01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:05,407 Okay, okay. Here. 917 01:25:06,418 --> 01:25:08,511 What's that, what's that? 918 01:25:11,823 --> 01:25:13,450 She's beautiful. 919 01:25:15,260 --> 01:25:17,353 You ought to get one. 920 01:25:17,529 --> 01:25:19,086 Oh, yeah. 921 01:25:19,263 --> 01:25:23,597 The timing is perfect. No girlfriend, no job, no future. 922 01:25:26,137 --> 01:25:28,367 Would you hand me that rag there? 923 01:25:34,745 --> 01:25:36,770 I didn't fight for you. 924 01:25:40,084 --> 01:25:41,642 Yeah, I know. 925 01:25:46,723 --> 01:25:49,317 I want you to be my friend again. 926 01:25:50,827 --> 01:25:56,322 - Nick, I was always your friend. - No, I know. I mean... 927 01:25:59,769 --> 01:26:02,465 I wanna be your friend again. 928 01:26:14,917 --> 01:26:17,215 I'll check it for you. 929 01:26:18,020 --> 01:26:20,580 Oh, yeah, here it is right here. 930 01:26:23,759 --> 01:26:26,455 Hi. How was your trip? 931 01:26:26,628 --> 01:26:29,119 Shit. It snowed. 932 01:26:29,298 --> 01:26:31,198 Here's your mail. 933 01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:33,658 - Anything certified? - No. 934 01:26:33,835 --> 01:26:38,431 - How was your weekend? - Went to Santa Barbara. Read scripts. 935 01:26:38,674 --> 01:26:41,506 I saw an interesting music video last night. 936 01:26:41,676 --> 01:26:44,338 It was directed by Nick Chapman. 937 01:26:45,613 --> 01:26:48,275 Really? Was it any good? 938 01:26:48,449 --> 01:26:53,352 It had a quality. It was interesting. I mean, for a video. 939 01:26:53,721 --> 01:26:55,018 What group was it? 940 01:26:56,424 --> 01:26:57,789 I don't know. 941 01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:02,891 - You don't know? - I don't remember. I can find out. 942 01:27:03,064 --> 01:27:06,726 Do you want me to try and get you a copy of the tape? 943 01:27:08,134 --> 01:27:11,194 No. See if you can get him on the phone. 944 01:27:16,276 --> 01:27:21,543 - You sure I can't help with anything? - No, no. Everything's out of control. 945 01:27:27,621 --> 01:27:31,580 - What time do you have to be back? - Don't worry about it. 946 01:27:35,227 --> 01:27:37,218 When did you start cooking? 947 01:27:39,131 --> 01:27:41,964 Well, I can't afford to eat out anymore. 948 01:27:42,134 --> 01:27:47,936 And then I heard a rumor that you could buy food in a store, uncooked... 949 01:27:48,107 --> 01:27:50,667 ...take it home and cook it yourself. 950 01:27:50,843 --> 01:27:55,041 - I think I saw an article about that. - Oh, you saw that? 951 01:27:56,148 --> 01:27:58,708 So have you seen the Pez People video? 952 01:27:59,951 --> 01:28:03,546 - I guess I keep missing it. - It's only been on once. 953 01:28:03,721 --> 01:28:07,714 But Lydia has a copy of it if you wanna borrow the cassette. 954 01:28:08,126 --> 01:28:09,616 Oh. 955 01:28:11,562 --> 01:28:12,620 Hello? 956 01:28:13,064 --> 01:28:14,964 - Is this Nick Chapman? - Yeah. 957 01:28:15,133 --> 01:28:17,966 This is Todd Marvin calling for Allen Habel. 958 01:28:18,236 --> 01:28:20,136 Yeah. 959 01:28:20,305 --> 01:28:21,795 Hi, Todd. 960 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:25,575 Listen, could I...? Could I call you back? 961 01:28:25,743 --> 01:28:29,644 Because I'm... I'm kind of in the middle of something. 962 01:28:30,314 --> 01:28:32,407 - Sure. - Thanks. Bye. 963 01:28:32,582 --> 01:28:34,106 Bye. 964 01:28:35,786 --> 01:28:37,151 What did he say? 965 01:28:37,321 --> 01:28:40,848 He said he was in the middle of something. 966 01:28:42,092 --> 01:28:44,322 Was he talking on another line? 967 01:28:45,062 --> 01:28:46,427 I don't know. 968 01:28:49,633 --> 01:28:53,330 I wonder if he's already made a deal with somebody else. 969 01:28:54,670 --> 01:28:56,228 I could find out. 970 01:28:57,740 --> 01:29:03,236 Make some calls. See if you can find out who he's talking with. 971 01:29:05,648 --> 01:29:07,115 Sandwich okay? 972 01:29:08,984 --> 01:29:11,077 Do you want any more of that? 973 01:29:12,021 --> 01:29:13,886 - No, thanks. - All right. 974 01:29:14,056 --> 01:29:15,455 See... 975 01:29:15,624 --> 01:29:19,219 My secret is that I take the plastic off each slice... 976 01:29:19,395 --> 01:29:22,454 ...before I put them into the toaster oven. 977 01:29:23,098 --> 01:29:26,431 I mean, that's where you get that kind of... 978 01:29:27,535 --> 01:29:30,299 ...special taste. 979 01:29:31,272 --> 01:29:32,534 Okay. 980 01:29:32,774 --> 01:29:34,833 You want some more soup? 981 01:29:35,243 --> 01:29:37,370 You sure? There's a ton here. 982 01:29:41,082 --> 01:29:44,108 What time did you say you have to be back? 983 01:29:44,419 --> 01:29:45,943 Don't worry about it. 984 01:29:48,355 --> 01:29:50,482 You wanna take a drive? 985 01:29:50,758 --> 01:29:52,020 Sure. 986 01:29:52,693 --> 01:29:54,422 Where to? 987 01:29:55,763 --> 01:29:57,253 France? 988 01:30:07,741 --> 01:30:10,403 Nick, how's it going? This is Todd again. 989 01:30:10,577 --> 01:30:15,707 Allen needs to talk with you as soon as possible, so please get back to us. 990 01:30:26,292 --> 01:30:30,194 I discovered him, and now I can't even get him on the phone. 991 01:30:30,363 --> 01:30:32,854 - That's typical. - What's his name? 992 01:30:33,433 --> 01:30:36,129 - Nick Chapman. - I never even heard of him. 993 01:30:36,302 --> 01:30:38,361 I hear he's a genius. 994 01:30:40,573 --> 01:30:44,736 So I recommended Dick Chapman, but I hear he's unavailable. 995 01:30:44,910 --> 01:30:48,141 - Isn't that Nick Chapman? - I thought it was Dick. 996 01:30:48,313 --> 01:30:53,341 - You should see his new video. - It's the best. And I've seen them all. 997 01:31:01,326 --> 01:31:03,692 Nick, hi, it's your agent, Neil. 998 01:31:03,862 --> 01:31:10,096 There's an enormous amount of activity happening, so I need to talk to you. 999 01:31:10,267 --> 01:31:12,030 Like, immediately. 1000 01:31:12,203 --> 01:31:17,436 So please return this call the second you get in, okay? Thank you. 1001 01:31:36,359 --> 01:31:38,919 Nick, Todd again. Third message. 1002 01:31:39,095 --> 01:31:43,327 You can reach me at any of the numbers I've left. Bye. 1003 01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:47,766 Nick, this is your agent, Neil. Please give me a call. 1004 01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:04,608 Yes, I can tell you what Nick wants. 1005 01:32:04,786 --> 01:32:08,347 I happen to speak to him three times a day. 1006 01:32:08,524 --> 01:32:14,190 Why am I yelling, Stan? Because nobody calls me a douche bag. Okay? 1007 01:32:14,363 --> 01:32:18,356 Okay, forgiven. But I'd only hope you remember, young man... 1008 01:32:18,534 --> 01:32:22,129 ...you're not the only one who wants to deal with Nick. 1009 01:32:22,304 --> 01:32:25,637 The kid happens to be a genius. So just sit back... 1010 01:32:25,807 --> 01:32:28,570 ...relax your crack and I'll be in touch. 1011 01:32:28,743 --> 01:32:32,611 Douche bag. Corky, try Nick again! 1012 01:32:39,921 --> 01:32:44,290 Get me a reservation on the 12 o'clock flight to New York, Friday. 1013 01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:50,831 Call Rod at home and tell him not to use the shower until the plumber comes. 1014 01:32:51,699 --> 01:32:54,793 Call Nick Chapman regarding Beach Nuts. 1015 01:32:54,969 --> 01:32:57,436 And get me a pot of decaf. 1016 01:32:57,938 --> 01:32:59,963 I think we may be too late. 1017 01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:04,839 From what I hear, he's probably booked for the next two years. 1018 01:33:05,011 --> 01:33:08,310 People are calling me, asking how to reach him. 1019 01:33:08,515 --> 01:33:09,812 It's incredible. 1020 01:33:10,550 --> 01:33:13,212 I wanna talk to him. 1021 01:33:19,092 --> 01:33:20,992 Nick? Allen Habel. 1022 01:33:21,161 --> 01:33:26,188 I've instructed my secretary to give you my home number. Call me tonight. 1023 01:33:26,899 --> 01:33:31,666 Nick, this is Lori. Would you please call me as soon as you get this? 1024 01:33:31,837 --> 01:33:34,829 Hi, Nick, it's Gretchen. I've missed you. 1025 01:33:35,007 --> 01:33:39,410 Where are you? Call me, okay? Bye. 1026 01:33:40,245 --> 01:33:46,411 Nick, don't even ask me how. The important thing is, I did it. 1027 01:33:48,354 --> 01:33:54,656 I have here before me, five movie scripts, three TV pilots, a miniseries and an opera. 1028 01:33:54,826 --> 01:33:56,589 Now, we can take our pick. 1029 01:33:56,794 --> 01:34:00,525 I've read almost all of them almost all the way through. 1030 01:34:00,698 --> 01:34:04,964 I think the best one is the show about the black kid and the cop. 1031 01:34:05,136 --> 01:34:09,698 It is very heartwarming and funny, and yet it has an edge. 1032 01:34:09,941 --> 01:34:13,399 - Which is very intriguing. - I'd like to do my script. 1033 01:34:19,316 --> 01:34:24,344 Well, Nick, I have to go on record and say... 1034 01:34:24,521 --> 01:34:27,888 ...that I think that you are making a huge mistake. 1035 01:34:30,327 --> 01:34:32,522 Well, I want to do my script. 1036 01:34:42,705 --> 01:34:45,674 Nick, do you hate me? 1037 01:34:46,242 --> 01:34:48,176 Why do you hurt me like this? 1038 01:34:49,578 --> 01:34:54,914 I have something perfect for you, and you slap me with a dead fish. 1039 01:34:55,851 --> 01:34:58,411 I'm going to make my movie, Neil. 1040 01:35:05,528 --> 01:35:08,088 I'm sorry... 1041 01:35:10,065 --> 01:35:13,091 ...but you're making a huge mistake. 1042 01:35:13,401 --> 01:35:17,497 Yeah, well, at least it'll be my mistake. 1043 01:35:21,810 --> 01:35:23,368 Okay. 1044 01:35:24,546 --> 01:35:27,014 Refresh my memory. 1045 01:35:29,684 --> 01:35:34,018 The whole thing takes place at a country house... 1046 01:35:34,189 --> 01:35:36,452 ...in the middle of winter. 1047 01:36:04,283 --> 01:36:06,945 No, no. That's fine. 1048 01:36:12,091 --> 01:36:14,218 - Snow good for you? - Let's do it. 1049 01:36:14,393 --> 01:36:16,088 - All right. - Roll sound. 1050 01:36:16,262 --> 01:36:17,854 Speed. 1051 01:36:18,030 --> 01:36:19,861 - Quiet. - And... 1052 01:36:20,032 --> 01:36:21,624 ...action! 1053 01:36:27,106 --> 01:36:29,336 - Crane! - Crane. 1054 01:36:34,346 --> 01:36:36,906 Action in the house. 1055 01:36:41,253 --> 01:36:44,347 Happy New Year! 77007

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