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Please let it be a bear
that did this.
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(Homer groaning)
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How much did I eat?
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(groaning)
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Homie, you can't keep
doing this to yourself.
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(scoffs)
I'm as healthy as a horse.
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Horses only live 30 years.
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(mimics a neighing horse)
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(sighs)
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If you could just ease up
on the eating after 3:00 a.m.
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That's all I ask.
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Marge is right.
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I'm gonna walk upstairs,
take her in my arms
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and tell her
my good health starts now!
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Mm-hmm!
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Legs pumping. Blood flowing.
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Two at a time.
(grunting)
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Heart exploding.
(yelling, grunting)
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Ooh. Pepperoni.
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(grunting)
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(wheezing)
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(struggling): All that's left
are clever last words.
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(groans, gurgles)
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♪
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And so we mourn the loss
of Homer J. Simpson.
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Beloved husband, father
and poorly informed sports fan.
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All he did was yell
"traveling" at the screen.
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Major condolences
on your bereavement, dear.
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If, uh... you know, after
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a respectful period of grief
and whatnot, uh...
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yous would like to have some
coffee, please give a call.
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Thank you, Moe.
FRINK: Stop!
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Stop with the wailing
and the gnashing and the aye...
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Homer is not dead!
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I have made a copy.
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I'm number two.
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(moans in excitement)
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You're alive!
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But how?
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Uh, well...
(clears throat, speak gibberish)
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I was able to put Homer's
memories in the body of a clone,
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identical to the original
in every way.
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I wanted to clone a sheep,
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but I needed to start
with something simpler.
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Which he is,
because his brain is fliveck.
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Oh... Dad, you're back!
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Just in time
for my recital.
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Somebody kill me.
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Now, Homie. I hope you use
this second chance
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to live a more sensible life.
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Amen, baby.
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Did you make potato salad
for the wake?
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Yes.
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That man sure loved
potato salad.
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(cracks knuckles)
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Ah, hey, Midge. Uh...
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here we are again, ah?
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Yeah...
(laughs)
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And, oh, uh, here, uh,
my new card.
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(laughs)
Yeah.
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I'm back!
Coming through!
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(laughing):
Yeah.
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I can die all I want.
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Frink's got Homers like
the Tuileries has park benches.
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Huh? I wonder where
I picked that up.
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Oh. I planted a
Western history chip,
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but all you retained were
the places to sit down.
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Nice!
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♪ Letting the days go by
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♪ Let the water hold me down
(grunts)
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♪ Letting the days go by
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♪ Water flowing underground
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♪ Into the blue again
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♪ After the money's gone
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♪ Once in a lifetime...
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Homer, you'll be
all right,
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but, uh, no solid food
for two weeks.
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Aw... two weeks?
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(continuous beep)
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♪ Same as it ever was,
same as it ever was ♪
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♪ Same as it ever was...
(groaning)
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We are gathered here
to mourn the passing of
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yet another Homer Simpson.
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Beloved father,
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precious memories,
local character, et cetera.
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Okay. We're ready
for the crematorium bot.
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(mechanical whirring)
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(pounding)
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HOMER:
Wait a minute!
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(flames ignite)
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(grunting)
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(beeping)
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Don't go far, Cremo.
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Oh, Moe,
are we doing this again?
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You know what? No.
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I'm tired of getting
my hopes up here.
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You and your immortal husband
can go take a flying leap, huh?
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Um, I am so very sorry,
but, uh, this time,
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I could not bring Homer
back to life.
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ALL:
Wha...?
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(groans)
Stupid Moe.
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You just had to act
like yourself,
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didn't you, you jackass?
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All is not lost.
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I was able to download
Homer's brain
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into this flash drive.
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It'll have to do.
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Yo. Where's my body?
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Oh, you used up
all your clones,
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you fat, fat, fat,
reckless, fat pig!
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From now on, you're just
going to be a face on a monitor.
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So, enjoy screen saver mode!
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Bonk. Bonk. Bonk.
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Ooh. Corner.
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Ba-donk.
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Let me just say this once.
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(screams)
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I'm good.
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Hey, kids.
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Want to chase Grandpa Homer
around the house?
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I do!
Yay!
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(Homer and kids giggling)
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After 35 years
of wifely obedience,
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I'm married to
a face on a screen.
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Not exactly fun and games
for me, either, Marge.
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Ooh... Goody Gobble!
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(chomping)
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(whoops)
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Liquid center power-up!
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(chomping)
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(sighs)
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How are you, Milhouse?
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Things aren't great
with Lisa.
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If it wasn't for that squirrel
that eats our bird food,
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we'd have nothing to talk about.
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As I told you when
we talked last month,
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"I've been doing a lot of
charity work for the undead."
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HOMER:
Uh, Marge, excuse me.
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Uh... I think
I need a reboot.
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Just stick the tip of your pen
in that little hole
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and hold it for 15 minutes.
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(click)
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No. I'm throwing you
out of the house.
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You can live
with your no-good son.
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Hey. What did I do?
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Nothing for 30 years.
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You're perfect
for each other.
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No. No. No.
Don't pull me out
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before you click eject.
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That hurts like a mother...!
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So, Dad,
what do you think of my place?
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Son, could you
put me in 3-D for a second?
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(click)
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Why, you little...!
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I'll teach you
to emulate my sloppiness!
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(click)
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Okay, guys.
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Time for you to go
to your mother's.
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Here's your mom's house.
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(rings doorbell)
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(sighs)
Hi, Jerry.
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Hey, Bart.
Great to see you, man.
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How are you?
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Great. Great.
So, I guess you and Jenda
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are still together?
Is she there?
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Oh, yeah. She's just
getting out of the shower.
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Hey, you're looking good, man.
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You been working out or what?
No.
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You're lucky, man.
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I have to hit the gym
like every day,
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or I'm like...
(shrieks)
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(kiss)
Hey, baby.
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Hurry, boys.
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We're going camping
this weekend.
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But our thing was camping.
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Living out of a car
is not "camping."
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(laughing):
That's right, babe. (kiss)
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(groans)
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Bye.
Good-bye, Daddy!
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Take care, Bart.
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Hey. Check's due
on the first,
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whether it's a
weekend or not.
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Dad, if I ever needed
fatherly wisdom, it's now.
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(sighs)
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(roars)
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Okay, everyone.
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Jolly did a great job
standing on her hind legs.
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What does she get?
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ALL:
A goat!
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(goat bleats)
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(crowd cheering)
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Cheer up, Bart.
You're working with dinosaurs.
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(sighs)
I miss my kids.
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Come on.
You're free and sleazy.
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I know some adult dancers
that work with my mom.
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Isn't your mom 87?
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With social security
a thing of the past,
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she can't afford to retire.
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I don't know how that happened
in a senate with 99 Democrats.
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That one Republican
is great at getting his way.
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(zombies moaning)
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Brains.
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Actually, Terrance,
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this is a synthetic
substance.
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Devised for zombie vegans.
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Or "zegans."
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Meh.
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What are you doing here?
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You weren't answering
your phone.
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I was worried you
might have been bitten.
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Oh. Zombies not able
to control selves.
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All we do bite, bite, bite.
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You, sir, am racist.
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I'm sure you're one
of the good ones.
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Not to imply that there are
any bad ones, of course,
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but all stereotypes
come from a place of...
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(groans)
Ow!
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(moans)
Still meh.
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(upbeat techno music blares)
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I don't think
I'm ready for this, man.
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Dude, it's been two years
since the divorce.
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Ooh. I love your perfume.
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Can I smell you later?
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Why don't you smell me now?
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Haw haw.
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Well, that didn't
look so hard.
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You know, at my job,
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I satisfy ladies
even bigger than you.
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Um, I feed dinosaurs.
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Sir, you have to leave.
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You're bumming out
everybody,
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and you have, like,
a goat beard stuck to your shoe.
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Huh?
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(groans)
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One, please.
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Mm-hmm.
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Huh?
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Man, that's some
targeted advertising.
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After this procedure,
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you will have total closure
from your divorce.
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How long does this take?
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It'll be over before
I finish this...
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(electrical buzzing)
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...sentence.
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Wow. It works.
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I'm completely over
my ex-wife.
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Do you take
wedding bands as tips?
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Put it in the jar.
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One more injection
in two weeks, and you're cured.
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But until then,
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you may experience some
zombie-ism.
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(chuckles)
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Brains.
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No. Those are just
teaching brains.
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They're like
the plastic sushi
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in front of a
Japanese restaurant.
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Window sushi fake?
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Window sushi fake.
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Ay, caramba.
I have moved on.
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Hey, passable-looking.
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Sorry. I'm just a
little creeped out
262
00:10:10,836 --> 00:10:12,002
by that screen saver.
263
00:10:12,004 --> 00:10:13,437
Nothing to worry about.
264
00:10:13,439 --> 00:10:15,339
He's been frozen
like that for days.
265
00:10:15,341 --> 00:10:18,442
(moaning)
266
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,578
(whistling)
267
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,847
♪ Girls
268
00:10:23,849 --> 00:10:26,216
♪ All I really want is girls
269
00:10:26,218 --> 00:10:28,452
♪ And in the morning
it's girls... ♪
270
00:10:28,454 --> 00:10:31,421
Wow. Now I see why
they call you Miss Hoover.
271
00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,423
You must have been
vacuuming for an hour.
272
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,425
Anything to please my man.
273
00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,427
So, was it good for you?
274
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:40,497
"Good" is not a concept
in my culture!
275
00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:43,934
Oh, my God.
We went home with you?
276
00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:45,602
Not just me.
277
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,372
There's Beppo, Boppo,
Emmett Kelly the Ninth,
278
00:10:48,374 --> 00:10:51,275
Frenchy, Insane Clown Polly
and Commodore Tee-hee.
279
00:10:51,277 --> 00:10:52,709
(horn toots)
280
00:10:54,245 --> 00:10:57,047
Brains? Brains?
281
00:10:57,049 --> 00:10:58,382
Garden brains.
282
00:10:58,384 --> 00:11:00,250
(Milhouse grunts)
283
00:11:00,252 --> 00:11:02,619
Spicy Mexican garden brains?
284
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,622
Too much sodium.
(grunts)
285
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,624
Give me your wallet!
286
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:08,825
(grunts)
287
00:11:08,827 --> 00:11:10,260
(whirring)
288
00:11:10,262 --> 00:11:12,262
(imitating siren):
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
289
00:11:12,264 --> 00:11:14,431
What seems to be
the oopsie here?
290
00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:16,433
(growling)
291
00:11:16,435 --> 00:11:19,069
Yay! I'm fighting crime!
292
00:11:19,071 --> 00:11:19,970
(grunts)
293
00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,439
Officer needs backup.
294
00:11:22,441 --> 00:11:24,474
There, back up.
295
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:26,476
(grunts) Oh?
296
00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:30,147
The old Milhouse would have been
helpless with an asthma attack.
297
00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:32,649
No breathing, no asthma.
298
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:35,652
I love how you're dropping
all your definite articles.
299
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,487
Brevity soul wit.
300
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,488
(giggling)
301
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,290
LISA:
Uh, what are you cooking?
302
00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:42,359
Nothing.
303
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,495
You know,
Dad really misses you.
304
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,798
Well, I don't
miss his nonsense.
305
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,966
There's a lot of stuff
he blamed on raccoons
306
00:11:49,968 --> 00:11:52,336
that I'm starting
to suspect was him.
307
00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:54,137
Look, maybe I shouldn't
have done this,
308
00:11:54,139 --> 00:11:56,340
but I've got him right here.
309
00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:58,208
Oh.
310
00:12:00,812 --> 00:12:02,879
Sorry, I must have
recorded over Dad.
311
00:12:02,881 --> 00:12:05,882
But admit it. When you thought
it was Dad, you were excited.
312
00:12:05,884 --> 00:12:09,586
It's only natural to miss a man
you buried 127 times.
313
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:15,025
(classical music playing)
314
00:12:18,996 --> 00:12:21,431
(whooshing)
315
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:25,001
Hey, Homer, your robot
body finally came.
316
00:12:25,003 --> 00:12:26,570
About time!
317
00:12:26,572 --> 00:12:28,572
(whooshing)
318
00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:30,340
Huh. Huh.
319
00:12:30,342 --> 00:12:31,575
Hmm?
320
00:12:31,577 --> 00:12:33,643
Hey, where's my junk?
321
00:12:33,645 --> 00:12:35,579
Oh.
322
00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:36,646
Whew!
323
00:12:36,648 --> 00:12:37,981
(doorbell rings)
324
00:12:37,983 --> 00:12:39,649
Hello?
325
00:12:39,651 --> 00:12:41,485
(laughter, whirring)
326
00:12:41,487 --> 00:12:43,520
Oh, you boys
look happy.
327
00:12:43,522 --> 00:12:45,589
Yeah, but
Mom's sad.
328
00:12:45,591 --> 00:12:46,990
Jerry moved out.
329
00:12:46,992 --> 00:12:48,024
(Jenda cries)
330
00:12:48,026 --> 00:12:49,393
I thought he was the one, Bart.
331
00:12:49,395 --> 00:12:51,161
I just put in a
saltwater tank
332
00:12:51,163 --> 00:12:52,996
where he could shed
his exoskeleton.
333
00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:56,032
And now when I walk by
it, I feel like a fool.
334
00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:57,934
He's the fool.
You're great.
335
00:12:57,936 --> 00:13:00,404
You're just saying that
because you have to.
336
00:13:00,406 --> 00:13:01,738
I don't have
to say anything.
337
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,006
Believe me, no guy wants
338
00:13:03,008 --> 00:13:05,375
to see his ex
looking hot or being sweet.
339
00:13:05,377 --> 00:13:07,210
Makes him realize
everything he's lost.
340
00:13:07,212 --> 00:13:09,946
Wow. Wow.
You've really grown.
341
00:13:09,948 --> 00:13:11,515
We should have
dinner sometime.
342
00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:13,083
Hey, Dad, can you
watch the boys?
343
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,519
Sure.
344
00:13:16,554 --> 00:13:18,622
(high-pitched whistling)
345
00:13:18,624 --> 00:13:20,457
Body, to Moe's.
346
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:26,196
Hey, you're kind of
quiet tonight, Homer.
347
00:13:26,198 --> 00:13:28,265
(belches loudly)
348
00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:33,470
(whirring)
349
00:13:33,472 --> 00:13:35,539
(crowd chatter,
gentle instrumental music plays)
350
00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:44,915
You know, this was
a great evening.
351
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,917
(in squeaky voice):
Please enjoy your desserts.
352
00:13:46,919 --> 00:13:49,219
Man, when is that voice
gonna change?
353
00:13:49,221 --> 00:13:51,288
(whimpering)
354
00:13:55,493 --> 00:13:57,594
Suddenly,
I want a different dessert.
355
00:13:57,596 --> 00:13:59,496
But they brought us
little cakes and...
356
00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:00,797
Oh.
357
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,365
Ay, caramba.
358
00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:07,904
(metallic thudding)
359
00:14:07,906 --> 00:14:10,273
Oop, oop, uh, yeah, open
your stance a little there.
360
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:12,275
Oh! Yeah, that's it.
361
00:14:12,277 --> 00:14:14,344
Do your worst, kids!
362
00:14:15,513 --> 00:14:16,746
(both gasp)
363
00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:18,248
Come on!
364
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,650
Hug your grandpa, boys!
365
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:21,751
(whimpering)
366
00:14:21,753 --> 00:14:24,688
Threat perceived.
Terminate! Terminate!
367
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:26,122
(yelling)
368
00:14:26,124 --> 00:14:27,657
(laughing)
369
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,093
Kids are so afraid
of being terminated.
370
00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:32,462
Looking good,
Santa's Little Hybrid.
371
00:14:32,464 --> 00:14:34,764
Father, what am I?
372
00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:36,166
JENDA:
Guys,
373
00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:37,367
sit down.
374
00:14:37,369 --> 00:14:39,169
Our lives are gonna change
a little.
375
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,271
Uh-oh.
This is never good.
376
00:14:41,273 --> 00:14:42,706
This is good.
377
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,641
Your father and I are gonna try
to make it work again.
378
00:14:44,643 --> 00:14:46,042
Like a classic rock band
379
00:14:46,044 --> 00:14:48,378
whose hold-out member
finally needs money.
380
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:52,182
Wow. Everyone's back together
except Gramma and Grampa.
381
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,551
Oh, I think
that's about to change.
382
00:14:54,553 --> 00:14:56,620
(high-pitched
mechanical whirring and hissing)
383
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,690
Aren't you going
to work, Dad?
384
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,726
One of us has to stay home
with you guys.
385
00:15:02,728 --> 00:15:04,561
And your mom can't quit her job
at Google.
386
00:15:04,563 --> 00:15:06,897
They need my help hunting down
those self-driving cars
387
00:15:06,899 --> 00:15:08,064
that turned evil.
388
00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:10,567
Oh, you passed
another rest stop!
389
00:15:10,569 --> 00:15:12,736
I am not stopping again.
390
00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:15,539
But I had a large soda!
391
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,541
I said get the small!
392
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,342
It was only 50 cents more!
393
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:20,911
Let's play The Quiet Game!
394
00:15:20,913 --> 00:15:22,212
(groans)
395
00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:25,181
(groans)
Now, will somebody hold up
a one dollar bill?
396
00:15:25,183 --> 00:15:26,716
(bellowing screech)
397
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,084
(screaming)
398
00:15:28,086 --> 00:15:29,319
(laughter)
399
00:15:29,321 --> 00:15:30,754
(thunderous footsteps,
audience gasping)
400
00:15:30,756 --> 00:15:34,691
Uh-oh. It looks like we woke
someone up from her nap.
401
00:15:34,693 --> 00:15:36,927
(laughter)
402
00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:39,996
Well, now that you're up,
you can do your juggling act.
403
00:15:39,998 --> 00:15:42,566
(low growl)
404
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:45,335
(laughter)
405
00:15:45,337 --> 00:15:47,203
(sad growl)
406
00:15:47,205 --> 00:15:49,606
Milhouse, you were supposed
to come see me today
407
00:15:49,608 --> 00:15:51,775
for your final
anti-zombie injection.
408
00:15:51,777 --> 00:15:54,411
(groans)
Yes, well, uh...
409
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,446
But I'm supposed
to be in surgery now,
410
00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:59,015
so I guess we're both
playing hooky. (laughs)
411
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:02,118
But, Lisa, if you want Milhouse
to return to his old self,
412
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,254
then you'd better bring him in
for that shot tomorrow.
413
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:05,755
But, Doctor...
414
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,191
(whispering):
he's so much more
interesting this way.
415
00:16:08,193 --> 00:16:09,626
(growling)
416
00:16:09,628 --> 00:16:12,762
Ooh.
I see.
417
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:16,433
Now enjoy the majesty
of our prehistoric past.
418
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:18,501
(horn toots)
419
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,707
So, that earring I
lost in the teleport,
420
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:25,141
turns out it's in Florida.
421
00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:26,443
Yes!
422
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,378
That's not a
listening-to-me "yes."
423
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:29,579
You're watching something.
424
00:16:29,581 --> 00:16:31,748
What? Me?
Oh, that's crazy.
425
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,383
You know, I knew it.
426
00:16:33,385 --> 00:16:36,052
This is supposed to be us time,
and you're lensing a game.
427
00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:38,288
Well, you're not
paying attention to me.
428
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,757
You're texting.
429
00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:44,594
Yeah, only to complain about you
not paying any attention to me.
430
00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:46,429
If I wasn't paying attention,
431
00:16:46,431 --> 00:16:48,798
then how did I notice
you not paying attention
432
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,167
to my not paying attention? Ha!
433
00:16:51,169 --> 00:16:53,903
Oh, I thought this time
things were gonna be different.
434
00:16:53,905 --> 00:16:55,171
They are.
435
00:16:55,173 --> 00:16:56,439
You're four years older.
436
00:16:56,441 --> 00:16:58,842
Wow. What does
that mean?
437
00:16:58,844 --> 00:17:01,811
Uh...
438
00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:05,815
Hey, Bart,
what'll it be?
439
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,451
A tall beer and no
judgmental women.
440
00:17:08,453 --> 00:17:10,754
That is so
typical of you.
441
00:17:10,756 --> 00:17:12,122
What are you doing here?
442
00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:14,190
I have to decide whether
to make Milhouse...
443
00:17:14,192 --> 00:17:15,425
(sighs)
444
00:17:15,427 --> 00:17:16,760
...human again.
445
00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:18,662
I even prefer
the way he smells now.
446
00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:21,197
Some meat went
bad in our freezer,
447
00:17:21,199 --> 00:17:23,933
and my heart
skipped a beat.
448
00:17:23,935 --> 00:17:28,038
Phoo! You two don't know
what a rough marriage is.
449
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,673
Mom, I got to know.
450
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,542
Once and for all,
what is the secret?
451
00:17:32,544 --> 00:17:35,145
Why did you stay
with Dad so long?
452
00:17:35,147 --> 00:17:37,781
Until I was eight, I thought
he was a magical gorilla.
453
00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:40,350
Look, life's tough.
454
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,318
It's hard to make it through.
455
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,055
The only way I know is
when you make a decision
456
00:17:45,057 --> 00:17:47,891
that comes from your
heart, you stick with it.
457
00:17:47,893 --> 00:17:48,892
(sighs)
458
00:17:48,894 --> 00:17:50,226
Like my marriage.
459
00:17:50,228 --> 00:17:51,695
Or my divorce.
460
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,698
Or my decision to support
Duffman in his old age.
461
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,067
Duffman can still
swing and party.
462
00:17:57,069 --> 00:17:59,202
(wheezy):
Oh, yeah.
463
00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:03,173
Wait, Mom.
464
00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:05,809
Does that mean you're
going to take Dad back?
465
00:18:05,811 --> 00:18:08,645
No, I'm going
to join him forever.
466
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,249
(electrical buzzing)
467
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:15,051
(moaning)
468
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,853
(gasps)
(laughs)
469
00:18:16,855 --> 00:18:18,922
Oh.
470
00:18:20,157 --> 00:18:22,325
(electronic beeps,
tune plays)
471
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:25,095
I can't tell
if that was love, suicide
472
00:18:25,097 --> 00:18:27,397
or a... a really boring
video game.
473
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:31,267
Lisa, your husband
is... fine.
474
00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:32,502
(chuckles)
475
00:18:32,504 --> 00:18:33,903
No residual
zombie-ism whatsoever.
476
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,371
Are you sure?
477
00:18:35,373 --> 00:18:38,341
Watch. I'll just wave this
juicy brain in front of him.
478
00:18:38,343 --> 00:18:40,343
I'm gonna faint!
479
00:18:40,345 --> 00:18:41,911
Hooray.
480
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,947
So, Jenda,
I don't know what love is,
481
00:18:43,949 --> 00:18:46,549
but I know what it isn't,
and we're isn't.
482
00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:47,784
Yeah.
483
00:18:47,786 --> 00:18:49,119
You're right.
484
00:18:49,121 --> 00:18:51,554
That's why I started seeing
Jerry again without telling you.
485
00:18:51,556 --> 00:18:52,756
Hey, buddy, how,
uh, how you doing?
486
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,524
What?! Oh!
487
00:18:54,526 --> 00:18:55,759
You know what, Jenda?
488
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:56,760
I'm not even mad,
489
00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:59,129
because I'm finally,
completely over you.
490
00:18:59,131 --> 00:19:00,930
(whooshing)
491
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,199
WOMAN:
...sentence.
492
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:05,602
Wait. What am I doing back here?
493
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:06,870
You never left.
494
00:19:06,872 --> 00:19:09,806
between when I flipped
the switch and now
495
00:19:09,808 --> 00:19:11,875
was just a neural implant
in your temporal lobe.
496
00:19:11,877 --> 00:19:15,245
Uh, you should look
at my profile.
497
00:19:15,247 --> 00:19:17,113
Oh. Uh-huh.
498
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:21,050
It was all a dream,
and now you can go home.
499
00:19:21,052 --> 00:19:22,318
So, you're sure I'm cured?
500
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,920
No more feelings for my ex-wife?
501
00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:25,155
I'm positive.
502
00:19:25,157 --> 00:19:26,956
We treat a lot of
people for obsessions.
503
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,224
(electrical buzzing,
whooshing)
504
00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:31,294
It's a whole new day
for Nothing Stu!
505
00:19:32,263 --> 00:19:33,930
Wow. I'm free.
506
00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:35,565
Get ready, world.
507
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,967
I've got a whole new set
of mistakes to make.
508
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,569
(whistling)
509
00:19:39,571 --> 00:19:42,071
Uh, ol' Gil could
use a fresh start.
510
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,907
Weren't you just
in here this morning?
511
00:19:43,909 --> 00:19:45,975
I've had a bad day.
512
00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:53,850
After 35 years
of marriage,
513
00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:55,852
we've finally
gotten it right.
514
00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:58,421
Yes, even my personality
has gotten,
515
00:19:58,423 --> 00:20:01,858
shall we say,
an upgrade.
516
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:04,627
Oh! That's a bit
of a whoo-hoo.
517
00:20:04,629 --> 00:20:07,030
Indeed.
Lis,
518
00:20:07,032 --> 00:20:09,098
I hope things work out
with you and Milhouse,
519
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,501
but if they don't, I know
just where you should go.
520
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,869
Thanks, but Milhouse
and I are in
521
00:20:12,871 --> 00:20:14,270
a pretty good place.
522
00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:16,306
Even though he's not
a zombie anymore?
523
00:20:16,308 --> 00:20:19,876
No, that's what happened
in your false memories.
524
00:20:19,878 --> 00:20:22,111
There is no cure
for zombie-ism.
(groaning)
525
00:20:22,113 --> 00:20:26,282
Dead flower
from dead husband.
526
00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:28,051
(sighs dreamily)
527
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,321
And I was a false memory, too.
528
00:20:31,323 --> 00:20:32,856
No, you were real.
529
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,557
Aw, shucks.
530
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:46,703
ANNOUNCER:
Next week on Fox Television's
The Simpsons:
531
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:47,904
Sit down.
532
00:20:47,906 --> 00:20:49,038
You're not going anywhere.
533
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,573
(gasps)
Release the...
534
00:20:51,508 --> 00:20:52,909
It ain't what you think!
535
00:20:52,911 --> 00:20:54,344
I said no mayo!
536
00:20:54,346 --> 00:20:56,079
Ay, caramba.
537
00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:57,547
(laughs)
538
00:20:58,515 --> 00:21:00,617
ANNOUNCER:
One week from tonight.
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