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Woman: IT'S AN HONOR
TO ANNOUNCE
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THIS YEAR'S
BLOSSOM QUEEN WINNER,
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THE MOST IMPORTANT CROWN
THAT ANY GIRL CAN EVER WEAR:
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DYLAN SCHOENFIELD!
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( music playing )
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( camera shutter clicks )
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( cheers and applause )
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Principal Guthrie:
DYLAN.
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DYLAN?
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DYLAN!
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YES, PRINCIPAL GUTHRIE?
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THE BLOSSOM QUEEN
CAMPAIGN APPLICATION.
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I NEED YOUR SIGNATURE.
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( class bell rings )
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OH. THANKS.
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( snaps fingers )
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( clears throat )
NEXT?
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THIS YEAR'S GOING TO BE
TRèS FANTASTIQUE. KNOW WHY?
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Girls: WHY?
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BECAUSE ONCE I'M
CROWNED BLOSSOM QUEEN,
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I WILL BE THE MOST POPULAR
GIRL AT WOODLANDS ACADEMY EVER.
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( girls titter )
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DRAMA CLUB.
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EASY VOTE. THEY LIKE
MY DRAMATIC FLAIR.
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OOH! THE VERY SHIRT
I INTRODUCED LAST SEMESTER.
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FOLLOWERS. EASY VOTES.
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FILM CLUB NERDS.
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YOU'RE LIKE
A MOVIE STAR TO THEM.
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TOTALLY.
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INDIE ROCK WANNABES.
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WHAT'S WITH THE GUITARS,
PEOPLE?
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THIS ISN'T A CAMPFIRE!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE YOU
ACTUALLY USED TO BE
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FRIENDS WITH AMY LOUBALU?
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ALAS, IT'S TRUE--
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UNTIL I TRADED UP
TO YOU TWO.
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DYLAN!
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I TOOK YOUR SUGGESTION
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AND GOT MY HAIR
CUT INTO A BOB.
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DEFINITELY CUTED UP.
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SEE? PEOPLE KNOW I CARE.
EASY VOTE.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT
NICOLE PATERSON?
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SHE'S MAJOR COMPETITION.
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( low feline growl )
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LOLA AND HANNAH
SEE ME AS THEIR LEADER,
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AND A LEADER SHOULD
NEVER SHOW WEAKNESS.
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THAT WOULD BE TRèS MAUVAIS.
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THAT'S FRENCH FOR "EW."
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"WHAT" AND "EVER."
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A GOOD CANDIDATE
LIKES THE COMPETISH.
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IF I RAN FOR BLOSSOM QUEEN
UNOPPOSED AND WON,
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BORING.
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AND WHO HAS THE NUMBER ONE
SEAT ON THE RAMP?
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MOI.
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DUDE.
HEY.
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OH, LOOK.
ASHER'S HOLDING IT FOR ME.
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OHH! SO SWEET.
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OHH!
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OHH! YOU-- YOU GEEK!
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THIS IS DESIGNER!
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NO, IT'S TUNA NOODLE
CASSEROLE.
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YOU ARE SO GUH-ROSS!
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"GROSS" IS
JUST ONE SYLLABLE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE POPULAR PEOPLE LIKE ME
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ARE FORCED TO SHARE
THE SAME AIR
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AS NERDERERS LIKE YOU!
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WHAT?!
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FORCED TO SHARE
THE SAME AIR AS ME?
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OKAY, YOU WEAR
SO MUCH PERFUME,
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YOU NEED A GAS MASK
JUST TO SURVIVE!
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WATCH.
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IS THIS YESTERDAY'S
FETTUCCINI ALFREDO...
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RECYCLED?
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NO PAPARAZZI!
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( camera beeps )
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OHH!
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SO SWEET.
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OHH!
OHH!
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OHH! YOU-- YOU GEEK!
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THIS IS DESIGNER!
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NO, IT'S TUNA NOODLE
CASSEROLE.
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YOU ARE SO GUH-ROSS!
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"GROSS" IS
JUST ONE SYLLABLE.
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OHH!
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( snickers )
THAT'S CLASSIC.
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LOOK WHAT YOU DID
TO MY FRIENDS!
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BUT I DIDN'T--!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE POPULAR PEOPLE LIKE ME
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AR FORCED TO
SHARE THE SAME AIR
AS NERDERERS LIKE YOU!
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I PREFER THE TERM
"FILM GEEK."
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THEY MUST PRACTICE THAT.
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CASABLANCA.
CURTIZ IS THE DIRECTOR.
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IT ALSO STARS
INGRID BERGMAN,
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PETER LORRE,
AND CLAUDE RAINS.
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AS BOGART'S BEST FILM?
I FULLY DISAGREE.
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THE AFRICAN QUEEN,
WITH KATHERINE HEPBURN,
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DIRECTED BY JOHN HUSTON.
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I MEAN, IT'S MIRACULOUS.
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I MEAN, IT'S
UNBELIEVABLE. HI!
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OH, LOOK.
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THE FILM CLUB PRESIDENT
FINALLY DECIDED TO SHOW UP.
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SORRY, GUYS, I GOT
STUCK IN TRAFFIC
ON THE DIVA FREEWAY.
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WOW. WHERE'S YOUR LUNCH?
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DYLAN SCHOENFIELD'S
WEARING IT.
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MY FOOD WENT WHERE
NO MERE MORTAL HAS
EVER GONE BEFORE--
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THE RAMP.
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YOU NEED A PASSPORT
TO GO IN THERE.
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PASSPORT?
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YOU NEED A ROBOT ARMY,
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WITH LEVEL-83
DRAGON SLAYER SKILLS.
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OKAY, GUYS, SERIOUSLY,
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IT'S A WHOLE OTHER
ALIEN WORLD,
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A MYSTERY SPECIES.
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WE'LL NEVER FULLY
UNDERSTAND THE POPULARS
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AND THE WAY THEIR
STRANGE VORTEX WORKS.
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( sparks and shrieks )
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OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU
INVENTING NOW?
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( blows ) ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE CHESS.
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HEY, AMY.
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Choir: * AAAHHH
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THAT'S A COOL GUITAR CASE.
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NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, FRIEND.
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THANKS FOR
THE SUPPORT, PAL.
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CALCULATE THIS, JOSH.
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YOU'VE BEEN CRUSHING ON
AMY LOUBALU
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SINCE THIRD GRADE.
WE'RE JUNIORS.
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THAT'S APPROXIMATELY
2,268 SCHOOL DAYS,
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MINUS SUMMER BREAKS,
THAT YOU COULD HAVE ASKED
HER OUT, AND HAVEN'T.
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I'D GO OUT WITH YOU.
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GUYS, I DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR DATING.
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OKAY, THE PUGET SOUND
FILM FESTIVAL IS ONLY
SIX WEEKS AWAY.
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AND HE'S OUR
SCHOOL'S BEST SHOT
AT TOTAL DOMINATION
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IN THE CITY'S
STUDENT FILM SCENE.
YOU'D BETTER WIN.
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NO, I GOTTA WIN.
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OKAY, FIRST PRIZE
IS A SUMMER
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AT A HOLLYWOOD FILM CAMP,
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IN LOS ANGELES.
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ALL RIGHT,
I WANT TO MAKE THIS
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GROUNDBREAKING
DOCUMENTARY
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THAT TRULY
CHANGES THE BAR--
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YOU KNOW, A FILM
THAT ESTABLISHES ME
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AS THE NEXT
CINEMATIC GENIUS.
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SO, WHAT'S
THE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT?
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NO IDEA.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA?
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SO...
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WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?
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( sparks and shrieks )
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NO.
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( knock on door )
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( Scottish accent )
COME IN.
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MR. F.?
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OH. JOSH.
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I BROUGHT MY APPLICATION.
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FAVORITE STUDENT.
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GREAT, GREAT. LIKE THIS.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT MY STAR STUDENT
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HAS COME UP WITH, HUH?
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IT'S A DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT THE EVOLUTION OF...
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ROBOT VOICES IN
THE SCIENCE FICTION GENRE?
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YEAH. YOU KNOW
HOW NO TWO ROBOTS
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EVER SOUND THE SAME
IN ANY SCI-FI MOVIE?
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YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE YOUR
"I. AM. A. ROBOT."
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BUT THEN YOU HAVE THESE
FUTURISTIC, LIKE...
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( imitates beeping )
JOSH.
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YOUR ARTISTIC VISION
IS ROBOT VOICES?
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YEAH. MR. F.,
I'M STRUGGLING HERE.
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I'VE GOT ALL THESE
GREAT IDEAS, BUT...
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NONE OF 'EM ARE GOOD ENOUGH.
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YOU REALLY WOULD LIKE
TO WIN THAT TRIP
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TO HOLLYWOOD FILM CAMP,
HUH?
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MORE THAN ANYTHING.
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THEN CHALLENGE
YOURSELF, JOSH.
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CHOOSE A DOCUMENTARY
SUBJECT MATTER
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WHERE YOU STRETCH
YOUR LIMITS.
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EXPLORE NEW TERRITORY.
DISCOVER THE TRUTH.
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HOW 'BOUT
INSTEAD OF ROBOTS...
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A HUMAN SUBJECT?
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A HUMAN?
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OKAY.
SO, CHALLENGING.
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TRUTHFUL.
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BUT HUMAN.
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GOT IT.
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RIGHT. NOW, I WILL
NEED A REAL PROPOSAL
BY TOMORROW.
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OTHERWISE, I WILL HAVE
TO GIVE OUR SCHOOL'S SLOT
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TO ANOTHER STUDENT.
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Okay.
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NO, I AM NOT TAKING A DOLLAR
LESS THAN THE LISTING PRICE.
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WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
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I CAN HAVE THE PAPERWORK
SENT RIGHT OVER.
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GREAT. TALK TO YOU SOON.
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WELL, SWEETIE,
WHAT DO YOU THINK--
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DO WE TURN THIS PLACE
INTO A SPARKLES CUPCAKES
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OR ACCESSORIES BARN?
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DAD, ANYONE WHO BUYS
THEIR ACCESSORIES
IN A BARN
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IS TOTES TRAGIQUE.
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I VOTE FOR CUPCAKES.
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GIVES IT MORE OF
A GLAM FACTOR.
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AND THAT IS WHY YOU'RE
MY TOP ADVISOR.
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( cell phone rings )
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I AM GONNA HAVE TO
HEAD BACK TO THE OFFICE
FOR A LATE MEETING.
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WHATEVS. OOH, I NEED TO
BORROW YOUR MARKETING TEAM.
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MARKETING TEAM? WHY?
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BLOSSOM QUEEN!
IT'S ESSENTIAL!
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I NEED SIGNS, BROCHURES,
HEADSHOTS...!
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OH, WELL...
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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BUT NICOLE PATERSON
HAS THE WHOLE VARSITY
AND J.V. FOOTBALL TEAM
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MAKING POSTERS
FOR HER CAMPAIGN.
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YES, AND YOU HAVE
INGENUITY.
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IF YOU WANT TO WIN,
YOU NEED TO DO THIS
ON YOUR OWN.
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YOU'RE A SMART GIRL.
( cell phone rings )
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GOTTA PULL YOURSELF
UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS.
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( cell phone rings )
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YES, THIS IS ALAN.
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BOOTSTRAPS?
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
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UM, HEL-LO!
BOOTS HAVE ZIPPERS!
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I SHOULD KNOW.
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I TRIED ON 17 PAIRS
AT SHOES UNLIMITED LAST WEEK,
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AND NONE OF THE 16 PAIRS
I BOUGHT HAD STRAPS.
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BAD RECEPTION?
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YEAH, UH, WELL...
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DUDE, SERIOUSLY,
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THIS IS NOT REFUNDABLE.
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Tell you what.
Here's 20% off
on your next phone.
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THANKS.
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Choir: * AAAHHH
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IT'S IMPORTED LEATHER.
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IMPORTED FROM WHERE?
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SOMEWHERE FOREIGN WITH
LOTS OF SHIPPING COSTS. DUH!
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YEAH. PROBABLY ITALY. DUH!
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( bee buzzing )
A BEE?
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A BEE?
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OH, MY GOSH, A BEE!
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A BEE! A BEE!
( shrieking )
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OH! OH, NO!
OH, MY GOSH!
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STOP! OH, MY GOSH!
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OH, MY...!
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AAAHHH!
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00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,879
OHH! OH, NO!
240
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,348
OH, MY GOSH!
MY PURSE!
241
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,217
HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
242
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,451
( bell dings )
243
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,321
( William Tell Overture
playing )
244
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,424
SOMEONE TURN
THE FOUNTAIN OFF!
CHOP-CHOP!
245
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,399
( William Tell Overture
continuing )
246
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,835
HELP!
247
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,502
HELP ME! MY PURSE!
AAAHHH!
248
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,671
IT'S A SERGE SANCHEZ!
WILL SOMEBODY HELP ME?
249
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,741
SOMEONE TURN
THE FOUNTAIN OFF!
250
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:17,244
MR. FARLEY SAID THAT MY
MOVIE SUBJECT SHOULD BE HUMAN.
251
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,846
DYLAN SCHOENFIELD'S HUMAN.
252
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,413
SORT OF.
253
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,083
SHE'S DEFINITELY A CHALLENGE.
254
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,584
A BIG CHALLENGE.
255
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,854
SOMEONE TURN OFF
THE FOUNTAIN NOW!
256
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,723
WHY AREN'T THEY
LISTENING TO ME?
257
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,024
GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.
258
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,895
WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
9-1-1.
259
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,230
( gasps )
IT'S THAT GEEK
FROM LUNCH TODAY!
260
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,598
HE'S SAVING YOUR PURSE!
261
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:39,800
WHAT?!
262
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,774
WAIT. WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT. WAIT.
263
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,214
REALLY?
264
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,613
( happy shrieks )
265
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,959
UGH!
266
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,436
EW!
267
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,109
WHAT?!
268
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,111
GO WOODLANDS!
269
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,280
VOTE PATERSON!
270
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,019
IMPORTED LEATHER
NEEDS SPECIALTY CLEANING.
271
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,355
WHEN MY CELL PHONE
GOT WET, I--
272
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,023
MY SERGE SANCHEZ!
273
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,825
YOU NAMED YOUR PURSE?
274
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,293
NOT SO FAST!
275
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,594
I HAVE A PROPOSAL FOR YOU.
276
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,864
WHATEVER IT IS,
THE ANSWER IS N-O.
277
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,365
SPELLS "NO WAY."
278
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:22,102
CAN I AT LEAST PROPOSE
THE PROPOSAL FIRST?
279
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,938
I WANT YOU TO
STAR IN MY MOVIE
FOR THE FILM FESTIVAL.
280
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,874
OH... WHAT?
281
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:30,210
STAR?
UH, WHAT'S IT, UH...
282
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,544
WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
283
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,813
YOU. YOUR LIFE.
284
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,315
YOU KNOW, WHAT IT'S
LIKE TO BE POPULAR
285
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,517
AND RUN FOR
BLOSSOM QUEEN.
286
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,852
( bell dings )
287
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,788
NICOLE PATERSON MIGHT
HAVE BUTTONS AND POSTERS,
288
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,291
BUT WHAT'S THAT
COMPARED TO A MOVIE--
289
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,725
ESPECIALLY IF IT'S
ABOUT ME?
290
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,865
DEAL.
ONCE YOU LOSE THIS.
291
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,266
DEAL.
292
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,539
THE COMPETITION
JUST GOT SERIOUS.
293
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,441
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
SERIOUS FOR ME.
294
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,447
( snaps fingers )
ZACH!
295
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,984
( clears throat daintily )
296
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,719
TOMORROW. LUNCH.
THE DINING HALL.
297
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,254
WE CAN START FILMING
MY MOVIE THEN.
298
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,789
ACTUALLY,
IT'S MY MOVIE.
299
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,726
WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
300
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:37,110
YOU NEED SOME
MAJOR CPR, SERGE.
301
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,584
MARTA?
302
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,156
I NEED HELP CARRYING.
303
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:51,992
MARTA?
304
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,408
"DYLAN,
WENT TO DENTIST.
305
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,411
DINNER'S IN THE FRIDGE.
LOVE, MARTA."
306
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,290
YOU'LL BE AS GOOD
AS NEW, SERGE.
307
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,504
Male Vocalist:
* AS OF LATE
308
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,838
* CAN'T GO OUTSIDE
309
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,807
* CAN'T GET IN MY CAR
310
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:45,145
* AND GO FOR A RIDE
311
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,447
* ALL I CAN DO IS TRY
312
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,815
* TO SMILE
313
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,317
* AS MY THOUGHTS
PASS BY YOU *
314
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,851
( computer chimes )
315
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,694
"AMY POSTED
A PICTURE OF DYLAN..."
316
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:02,996
What?
317
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,035
WHY'D SHE DO THAT?
318
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,337
* NOTHING IS THE WAY
319
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,806
* IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
320
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,844
MY MOM TOOK THAT PHOTO
321
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:21,281
WHEN AMY AND I WON
THE SECOND GRADE SCIENCE FAIR,
322
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,815
BACK WHEN WE WERE BESTIES.
323
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,000
MOM DIED LATER
THAT SAME YEAR.
324
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:16,103
SOMETIMES I LIKE TO
LOOK THROUGH HER OLD STUFF.
325
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,105
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
I'M STILL WITH HER.
326
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,445
( door squeaks )
327
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,750
( door squeaks )
328
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,118
( door squeaks )
329
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,795
JOSH, IS THAT YOU?
330
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,464
NO, MOM, IT'S A BURGLAR
331
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,333
WHO JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE
KEYS TO THE FRONT DOOR.
332
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,744
HEY, MOUSE!
WHO'D YOU BARK AT
TODAY, BUDDY?
333
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,079
WHO'D YOU BARK AT TODAY?
334
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,747
WHO'D YOU BARK AT TODAY?
335
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,116
OH, YES, YOU'RE
A GOOD BOY!
336
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,819
LET'S GO! COME ON!
COME ON! COME ON!
337
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,688
COME ON! COME ON!
338
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,161
( sighs )
339
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,973
( speaking Japanese )
340
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,277
SAME TO YOU... I THINK.
341
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,879
HEY, GUESS WHAT!
I FOUND MY NEW
DOCUMENTARY SUBJECT.
342
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,147
DYLAN SCHOENFIELD.
343
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,949
OH, THAT IS WONDERFUL, HON.
344
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,451
YEAH.
WHO IS HE?
345
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,719
SHE, MOM.
346
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,188
ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR
GIRLS AT SCHOOL.
347
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,556
I WAS GONNA FOLLOW
HER AROUND AND SHOOT
348
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,890
HER BLOSSOM QUEEN
CAMPAIGN.
349
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:21,194
I'M THINKING A HARD-HITTING
EXPOSé ON POPULARITY.
350
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,796
HUH. WELL, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE AN AMBITIOUS PROJECT.
351
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,998
YEAH. SPEAKING
OF PROJECTS--
352
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,567
MOM, WHAT IS THAT?
353
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,901
SUSHI-MAKING CLASS.
354
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:32,739
I AM MAKING
A SPICY DRAGON ROLL.
355
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,407
GREAT.
356
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,576
( chuckles )
THERE WE GO.
357
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,044
( water boiling )
358
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,347
( indistinct shouting )
359
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,918
HEY, MOM, YOU JUST
WANT TO PHONE IN
FOR PIZZA INSTEAD?
360
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:49,356
OH, YES.
SO MUCH BETTER.
361
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,766
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO!
362
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,100
GO GET HIM!
363
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,872
HEY, PAUL, IT'S SANDY.
364
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:19,252
OH, I LIKE THIS, HUH?
365
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:22,221
AN EXPOSé ON POPULARITY.
366
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,924
YEP. YOU TOLD ME
TO CHALLENGE MYSELF,
367
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,795
AND, UH, DYLAN SCHOENFIELD'S
PROVING TO BE A BIG CHALLENGE.
368
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,763
DON'T FORGET
WHAT ELSE I SAID:
369
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,400
SEEK OUT THE TRUTH,
HUH?
RIGHT.
370
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:37,770
THE BEST DOCUMENTARIANS
LEAVE THEIR PRECONCEIVED
NOTIONS AT THE DOOR.
371
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,907
UH... TOTALLY, MR. F.
YEAH.
372
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,577
DYLAN SCHOENFIELD, HUH?
373
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:48,615
POPULARITY COULD TURN OUT
TO BE MORE COMPLICATED
THAN YOU THINK.
374
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,652
WELCOME TO
THE COMPETITION, JOSH.
375
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,621
NEXT STOP HOLLYWOOD, HUH?
376
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,689
YEAH.
LITTLE BIT OF THAT ACTION!
377
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,263
HEY, YOU READY TO START?
378
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,598
ALMOST. HOLD THIS.
379
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,135
FIRST, SOME GROUND RULES.
380
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,771
ONE, WE NEED TO SET
A STRICT FILMING
SCHEDULE.
381
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,440
NO HANGING AROUND ME
BEFORE OR AFTER.
382
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,642
SURE, LIKE I'D WANT TO.
383
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,444
TWO, I NEED
A BEAUTY BUDGET,
384
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:20,012
SO $50 A WEEK
SHOULD SUFFICE.
385
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,348
BEAUTY BUDGET?
386
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,316
I ONLY GET $5 A DAY
FOR LUNCH.
387
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:26,419
THREE, NO FILMING
FROM MY LEFT SIDE,
EVER.
388
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,287
IT'S MY BAD SIDE, SEE?
389
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,157
THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SA--
390
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,792
ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS
HIGH-MAINTENANCE?
391
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,328
IT IS NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE
TO WANT TO LOOK NICE.
392
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,730
VOILà. NOW I'M DONE.
393
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,470
HEY...
DON'T YOU WANT THIS?
394
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,472
OH, YOU CAN JUST
SET IT DOWN AT MY SEAT.
395
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,873
THE RAMP?
396
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,241
DUH. WHERE ELSE
WOULD WE EAT LUNCH?
397
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,152
( gasps )
398
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:04,591
( gasps )
399
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,065
DYLAN?
400
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,674
SHOOTIN' A MOVIE.
401
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:22,942
EXCUSE ME.
402
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,248
ONE SMALL STEP
FOR GEEKS...
403
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,551
ONE GIANT LEAP
FOR GEEK-KIND!
404
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,885
NOT NOW.
405
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,054
Josh: WHY SO DETERMINED
TO BE BLOSSOM QUEEN?
406
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,591
BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST WAY
TO ENSURE LIFELONG POPULARITY.
407
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,059
AREN'T YOU
ALREADY POPULAR?
408
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,695
LET ME ASK YOU THIS:
DOES SUNSHINE LEMONADE
ADVERTISE?
409
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:45,898
YEAH, THEY HAVE
THE COMMERCIALS WITH
THE WATERSKIING PENGUINS.
410
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,199
OH, I LIKE THE PENGUINS!
411
00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:52,204
SUNSHINE IS
ALREADY NUMBER ONE.
412
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,706
THEY DON'T
NEED TO ADVERTISE,
413
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,708
BUT THEY DO IT TO STAY
NUMBER ONE. GET IT?
414
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,209
GOT IT.
GOOD.
415
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:59,746
EVERYONE THINKS IT'S SO EASY
BEING THE POPULAR GIRL.
416
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,080
IT'S SO NOT EASY.
417
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,682
GIRLS, THIS IS
MOI'S MOVIE.
418
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,350
ACTUALLY, IF THEY WANT
TO ADD SOMETHING,
THAT'S FINE.
419
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,253
BUT BEING POPULAR
IS SO NOT EASY.
420
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:09,456
IT'S LIKE ROYALTY
OR BEING THE FIRST LADY:
421
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:12,091
YOU HAVE TO LIVE UP TO
IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS OF BEAUTY
422
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,527
AND YOU'RE EXPECTED
TO BE A GOOD INFLUENCE.
423
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,696
LIKE, I HELP OUT
THE LESS FORTUNATE.
424
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,431
OH, YOU HAVE A CHARITY?
425
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:21,267
ABSOLUMENT.
FASHION VICTIMS.
426
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,569
UN MOMENT.
427
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:29,909
HANNAH, THE YELLOW SCARF
YOU'RE WEARING IS
WASHING YOU OUT.
428
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:36,616
HERE. WEAR MINE INSTEAD.
429
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:40,453
SEE? I JUST SACRIFICED
MY OWN OUTFIT FOR HERS.
430
00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:42,455
BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.
431
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:43,790
OHH!
432
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:46,926
JOSH!
433
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,965
OHH!
434
00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:54,300
HEY.
435
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,302
IF YOU'RE A 10,
YOU CAN ONLY DATE A 10,
436
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:58,471
LIKE ASHER.
437
00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,607
COMING TO WATCH ME
PLAY VOLLEYBALL?
MM-HMM.
438
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,441
DYLAN, HE'S BLOCKING
YOUR LIGHT.
439
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,479
WHY IS THERE
A TALKING NERD HERE?
440
00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:09,081
ASHER, WE'VE DONE
ALL OF THIS.
441
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,751
JOSH IS MAKING A MOVIE
ABOUT ME WINNING
BLOSSOM QUEEN.
442
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,620
PLAY NICE.
443
00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:17,857
DOESN'T MESS WITH MY
VOLLEYBALL "SCHEDGE"?
444
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,892
NEVER. WE'LL WORK
AROUND IT.
445
00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:28,434
GOT IT. THANK YOU.
446
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,302
SO THIS IS WHAT YOU
DO AFTER SCHOOL?
447
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:32,338
SHOPPING IMPROVES
THE ECONOMY.
448
00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:34,206
HOW... THOUGHTFUL.
449
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,808
I KNOW, RIGHT? I CARE.
450
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,143
RIGHT.
451
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:40,046
SO, IN A SCIENTIFIC SENSE,
HOW DOES POPULARITY WORK?
452
00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,214
ARE THE OTHER BLOSSOM
QUEEN CANDIDATES...?
453
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,850
THERE ARE LEVELS
OF POPULARITY,
454
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,818
ANYWHERE FROM STUDENT
COUNCIL PRESIDENT
POPULAR
455
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:47,854
TO ONLY POPULAR
WITH YOUR PARENTS.
456
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,689
SURE NICOLE'S
CHEERLEADER POPULAR,
457
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:52,024
BUT IS SHE BLOSSOM
QUEEN POPULAR?
458
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,325
DOUBTFUL!
459
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,864
SO, HOW DOES ONE MOVE
UP THIS SOCIAL SCALE
OF POPULARITY?
460
00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:00,199
WELL, ONE WAY IS HOPING
IT'LL RUB OFF ON YOU.
461
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:03,069
POPULARITY IS CONTAGIOUS.
WHAT, LIKE A COLD?
462
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,904
DUH!
463
00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:07,540
IT'S WHY HANNAH
AND LOLA BATTLE TO BE
MY BETTER FRIEND.
464
00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:09,576
THEIR POPULARITY
COMES FROM MINE.
465
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:14,881
SIX-POINT-FIVE PERCENT
SALES TAX ON 395...?
466
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:16,182
$25.67!
467
00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:22,254
HATE IT, HAVE IT,
HAVE IT, HAVE IT,
HAVE IT, HATE IT.
468
00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:24,256
I'LL TRY SOME ON
JUST FOR FUN.
469
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,592
HOW MANY SHOES
DO YOU NEED?
470
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,226
ONE PAIR FOR EACH DAY
OF THE YEAR. WHY?
471
00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,561
HOW MANY DO YOU OWN?
472
00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:29,729
YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT 'EM.
473
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,230
CLEARLY.
474
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:33,365
TOTES TRAGIQUE.
475
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,169
SO, HOW LONG'S
THIS GONNA TAKE?
476
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,437
NO FILMING IN HERE!
477
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:47,580
HEY, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE
TO TELL ME SOMETHING
ABOUT DYLAN.
478
00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:50,082
OH! LIKE WHAT?
479
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,384
LIKE, DOES YOUR POPULARITY
REALLY COME FROM HERS?
480
00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:54,386
WE MAY NOT BE
AS POPULAR AS DYLAN,
481
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,388
BUT WE DO
KNOW SOME STUFF.
482
00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:58,424
LIKE, WHEN DYLAN
DOESN'T GET HER WAY,
483
00:25:58,457 --> 00:26:00,727
SHE GOES FULL-ON
D.Q.M.!
484
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,061
DRAMA QUEEN MODE.
485
00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:04,731
AND ASHER ONLY DATES DYLAN
BECAUSE SHE WORSHIPS HIM.
486
00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:07,099
AND ASHER LOVES
BEING WORSHIPED.
487
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,702
* TUH-DAH!
488
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,137
SO...
489
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,272
WHAT DO WE THINK?
490
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,908
TRèS ADORABLE!
OUI OUI!
491
00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:19,946
YOU GUYS! FRENCH
IS M TRADEMARK! DUH!
492
00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,982
SO POPULARS
ONLY HANG WITH POPULARS?
493
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,751
CATS DON'T HANG
WITH DOGS, RIGHT?
494
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:27,553
REALLY?
THAT'S YOUR ARGUMENT?
495
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,888
IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.
496
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,823
IF EVERYONE STAYS
WITH THEIR OWN GROUP,
497
00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:32,324
THERE'S NO CHANCE
FOR MISUNDERSTANDINGS.
498
00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:35,161
LIKE... WHAT KIND
OF MISUNDERSTANDINGS?
499
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,663
TAKE YOU AND ME,
FOR INSTANCE.
500
00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:39,098
IF WE MINGLED OUTSIDE OF
DOING MY MOVIE TOGETHER,
501
00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:41,133
YOU MIGHT GET THE WRONG IDEA
AND ASK ME OUT.
502
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,468
IMAGINE THE HORROR.
503
00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:45,004
YOU'D BE SO
EMBARRASSED.
504
00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,305
( clears throat )
505
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,442
DID WE GET IT?
506
00:26:50,476 --> 00:26:51,778
YEP.
507
00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,112
WE GOT IT.
508
00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:56,315
OW!
509
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:57,784
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS
AFTER SCHOOL?
510
00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:00,653
UH, PILATES,
BUT NOT ON TUESDAYS.
THAT'S YOGA.
511
00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:02,454
AFTER YOU GRADUATE.
512
00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:05,324
HOPES. DREAMS.
513
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:06,826
WHAT'S YOUR LIFE GOAL?
514
00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:08,260
BLOSSOM QUEEN.
515
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,929
AFTER THAT.
516
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,698
AFTER? IF I DON'T
WIN BLOSSOM QUEEN,
517
00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:15,101
MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY
O-V-E-R OVER!
518
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,368
OH, YOU MISSED A SPOT.
519
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,272
I HAVE NO WORDS.
520
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,540
NOTHING.
521
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,276
JOSH...
522
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:26,345
( huffs )
523
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,781
SNACK BREAK?
IT'S SATAY.
524
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:30,549
IT'S FROM MY THAI
COOKING CLASS.
525
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:33,052
UH...
526
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:34,754
IT'S NOT--
IT'S NOT GOOD?
527
00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:38,891
HOW'S THE BIG MOVIE
COMING?
528
00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:41,560
JOSH! JOSH!
529
00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,863
GET MY SHOES!
MY FEET ARE COLD!
530
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:50,737
WELL, SHE'S...
531
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,071
WELL, I DON'T--
532
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,406
DIVA?
YEAH.
YEAH.
533
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,208
I WANT TO MAKE THIS
TRUE DOCUMENTARY
534
00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:57,844
ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL
POPULARITY,
535
00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,846
BUT, MOM, THIS IS A JOKE.
536
00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,749
WELL, I MEAN,
SOMETIMES PEOPLE
BEHAVE A CERTAIN WAY
537
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:05,752
BECAUSE THEY HAVE
SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON.
538
00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,353
WHAT'S THE REAL DYLAN LIKE?
539
00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:08,988
REAL, MOM?
540
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,657
OKAY, THE ONLY REAL THING
ABOUT DYLAN SCHOENFIELD
541
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,492
IS THAT
SHE'S REALLY ANNOYING.
542
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,162
YOU HAVE TO GIVE HER
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
543
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:19,365
MOM.
YOU HAVE TO BE
AN ARCHEOLOGIST.
544
00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:20,733
DIG DEEPER.
545
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:29,441
( spectators cheering )
546
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:35,915
( spectators groan )
547
00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:38,250
THIS IS GOING TO LOOK
FANTASTIC.
548
00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:41,387
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WERE
INVITED TO A BEACH PARTY
WITH THE POPULARS.
549
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:44,123
IT'S STRICTLY WORK,
OKAY?
550
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,958
( laughs )
NICE BONNET.
551
00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:47,626
THE SUN IS EVIL.
552
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:50,129
WELL, I FOR ONE
PLAN TO HAVE FUN.
553
00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:51,297
HEY.
554
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,299
OH, FINALLY.
555
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,467
I SEE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR "NON-TOURAGE."
556
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:57,636
THIS IS ARI,
MY SECOND A.D.
557
00:28:57,669 --> 00:29:00,072
HE'S IN CHARGE OF
ALL THE "B" ROLL.
558
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,141
WHATEVER ALL THAT MEANS.
559
00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:03,642
OKAY. WELL, YOU KNOW,
560
00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:07,980
I'M-- I'M GOING TO TAKE
SOME ADDITIONAL... SHOTS.
561
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,320
SORRY WE WERE LATE.
HAD TO GET DIRECTIONS.
562
00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,588
DIRECTIONS?
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
TO THE BEACH?
563
00:29:16,622 --> 00:29:17,824
EVERYBODY LIKES THE BEACH.
564
00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:19,491
NOT ME.
565
00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,928
SHOCKER: NOT EVERYONE'S
INTO THE SAME THINGS
YOU ARE.
566
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,330
I FIND THAT
HARD TO BELIEVE.
567
00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:27,666
COME ON!
568
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,803
OKAY.
569
00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,143
( spectators cheer )
570
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:43,515
COME ON, EAGLES,
LET'S GO!
571
00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:45,484
NEXT TIME, BABY.
IT'S OKAY.
572
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:48,187
WE'RE STILL
TWO POINTS BEHIND.
573
00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:52,358
GO, GUYS! COME ON!
574
00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:53,659
WATER, BABE?
575
00:29:53,692 --> 00:29:54,961
YEAH.
576
00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:00,666
EXCUSE ME.
577
00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:03,169
HI.
578
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,837
DESPITE OUR
NORTHERN LATITUDE,
579
00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:06,973
THE SUN STILL EMITS
DANGEROUS U.V. RAYS.
580
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:11,277
IT'S LIKE SITTING IN
A FRYER AT BURGER WORLD,
581
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,179
WITHOUT THE SIDE
OF ONION RINGS.
582
00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:16,515
SPF 80?
583
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:23,422
OHH.
584
00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:26,492
OH, YEAH!
585
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:32,331
COME HERE.
586
00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:40,506
( laughing )
587
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:45,377
( thud )
588
00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:47,679
( spectators cheering )
589
00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:08,434
HEY, AMY.
590
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:10,536
NICE, UH, STICK-THING.
591
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:11,870
THANKS.
592
00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,372
IT'S CALLED
A GATOR-GRABBER.
593
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:16,108
"GATOR"?
LIKE ALLIGATOR.
594
00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:17,910
WHOA.
595
00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:19,445
THAT'S WEIRD.
596
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:26,919
SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT.
597
00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:28,754
GOIN' GREEN!
598
00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:30,923
HEY. DOIN' OKAY.
599
00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:34,126
AMY AND I HAD OUR
FIRST REAL CONVERSATION.
600
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,736
SHOULD BE CALLED
THE CROC CATCHER,
601
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:46,772
'CAUSE CROCODILES
ACTUALLY DO EAT GARBAGE.
602
00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,274
OH.
603
00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,942
YEAH.
604
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,310
JOSH!
605
00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,779
JOSH! JOSH!
606
00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:55,781
JOSH, ENOUGH WITH
THE UNSCHEDULED BREAKS.
607
00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:58,450
IT'S TIME TO GET
BACK TO WORK.
608
00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:00,086
HI TO YOU TOO, DYLAN.
609
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,753
HOW ARE YOU THESE DAYS?
610
00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:03,789
I'D BE BETTER IF
STRANGERS DIDN'T TAG ME
IN ANCIENT PICS ONLINE.
611
00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:05,124
COME ON, JOSH!
612
00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:09,095
STRANGERS? AS I RECALL,
WE USED TO BE FRIENDS.
613
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:11,964
JOSH, COME ON, LET'S GO!
CHOP-CHOP! TIME IS MONEY!
614
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,234
'BYE, AMY.
615
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,336
'BYE, JOSH.
616
00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:24,476
OH! I SO SAVED YOU
BACK THERE.
617
00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:27,613
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN
FOCUSED ON FILMING ME
INSTEAD OF FLIRTING.
618
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,015
FLIRTING?
619
00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:31,183
I WASN'T-- I WA--
NO, NO, NO, NO.
620
00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:32,784
I DON'T FLIRT!
621
00:32:32,818 --> 00:32:35,654
OH, CLEARLY.
IT WAS TOTES TRAGIQUE.
622
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,656
IT'S MORE OBVIOUS
THAT YOU LIKE AMY LOUBALU
623
00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:40,492
THAN NICOLE PATERSON'S
HAIR EXTENSIONS.
YEAH.
624
00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,094
I MEAN, NO.
625
00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,363
WAIT.
626
00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:45,998
YOU TWO USED TO BE FRIENDS?
627
00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:48,167
( sighs )
I KNOW. HARD TO BELIEVE.
628
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,668
BACK IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
629
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,470
YOU ARE GETTING
MY GOOD SIDE, RIGHT?
630
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,306
WE'RE OVER HERE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I'M GETTIN' IT.
631
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,774
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
632
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,177
LOOK AT HER AND LOOK AT ME.
633
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:01,013
LIFE HAPPENED:
I.E., I'M POPULAR.
634
00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:02,781
AMY'S POPULAR.
635
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,516
WE'VE GONE OVER THIS, JOSH.
636
00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,652
SHE'S "I'M IN
A GIRL BAND" POPULAR,
637
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,920
NOT BLOSSOM QUEEN POPULAR.
638
00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:11,223
( spectators reacting )
639
00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:14,026
OH, NO! THE VOLLEYBALL
GAME'S OVER! ASHER!
640
00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:16,362
Dylan: ASHER!
641
00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:19,365
HEY, WHERE YOU GUYS GOIN'?
642
00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:21,033
THE MOVIES. IT'S DARK.
643
00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:22,734
AND NO ONE STEALS
OUR SNACKS.
644
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,007
VICTORY MEANS...
645
00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:30,909
PIZZA LAND!
646
00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:32,911
TWO LARGE MEAT VOLCANOES,
TRIPLE CHEESE!
647
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,246
YOU READY, DYL?
648
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,182
WELL, MARTA MADE ME
A PIZZA LAST NIGHT,
649
00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,684
SO I CALLED AHEAD
AND GOT US ALL RESERVATIONS
650
00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:40,852
TO THE NEW SUSHI
PLACE DOWNTOWN!
651
00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:43,589
RAW FISH?
652
00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:45,891
RALPH!
( laughter )
653
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:49,395
HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
I'M OUTTIE WITH MY BOYS!
654
00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:51,797
YEAH!
( teammates agreeing )
655
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:58,070
I DON'T
LIKE FISH EITHER.
656
00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:00,939
I COULD EAT PIZZA
EVERY DAY.
657
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,744
WAIT! WAIT, WAIT!
NO, NO, NO, NO!
658
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:07,946
CALL 9-1-1!
CALL 9-1-1!
659
00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:09,448
SOMEONE'S
STEALING MY CAR!
660
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,283
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STOP! WHAT IS THIS?
661
00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:14,786
SIX UNPAID PARKING TICKETS.
662
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,123
OOPS. SEVEN.
663
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:21,593
WHEN? YOU MEAN THOSE
LITTLE FLYER THINGIES
ON MY WINDSHIELD?
664
00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:22,928
THEY AIN'T
GREETING CARDS, LADY.
665
00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:24,363
OH, NO.
666
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,365
PLEASE.
667
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,466
PLEASE.
668
00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:33,772
OHHH!
669
00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:38,777
( camera beeps )
670
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:41,113
( sighs ) YOU SURELY
HAVE A CAR, RIGHT?
671
00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:42,914
YEAH.
672
00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:46,452
THIS IS YOURS?
AND IT RUNS?
ON REAL GAS?
673
00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:47,953
SO SHE'S A LITTLE OLD.
674
00:34:47,986 --> 00:34:51,089
OLD? THIS THING
IS, LIKE, PREHISTORIC.
675
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:56,195
YOU KNOW,
SOMEWHERE A CAVEMAN
IS MISSING HIS CAR.
676
00:34:57,663 --> 00:34:59,298
HELLO!
677
00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,767
( huffs )
678
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,034
Thank you.
679
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,806
( starter motor whirrs )
680
00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:12,244
WHY ARE YOU HIDING?
681
00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,012
IT'S CALLED SHAME.
682
00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:17,683
WELL, THEY'RE GONE NOW.
683
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,321
( sighs )
684
00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:24,623
( starter motor whirrs )
( radio chatter )
685
00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:27,493
OKAY, TURNING ON THE RADIO
ISN'T GONNA HELP OUR
BATTERY SITUATION.
686
00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:29,628
NEWS. GUH-ROSS.
687
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:30,996
WHAT? THE NEWS BORES YOU?
688
00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:32,498
EVER HEARD
OF POP MUSIC?
689
00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:33,999
WE'RE YOUNG.
LIVE A LITTLE.
690
00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:35,501
( pop music playing )
691
00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:38,003
( starter motor
whirrs and grinds )
692
00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:39,205
UH-OH.
693
00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:40,639
WHAT-OH?
694
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:43,842
( hissing )
695
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,344
WHAT'S THAT?
696
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:47,346
JOSH, THAT NEVER
HAPPENS TO MY CAR.
697
00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:50,516
WHAT IS THAT?
THAT'S SMOKE.
698
00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:51,817
HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIX IT?
699
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,087
( coughs )
700
00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:59,825
WE'RE GONNA NEED
TO FIND A GAS STATION.
701
00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:01,327
"WE"?
702
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,362
FINE. STAY HERE.
703
00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:08,066
THERE IS NO WAY I AM
RISKING BEING SEEN
704
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,068
HANGING OUT
IN THIS THING!
705
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:11,903
( door squeaks )
706
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,705
JOSH!
707
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,807
UGH! STUPID PHONE!
708
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:18,043
WHO ARE YOU SO BUSY
TEXTING?
709
00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:19,845
THE GIRLS,
TELLING THEM THAT THIS IS
710
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:22,881
THE W-O-R-S-T
WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.
711
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:24,650
YEAH? DITTO.
712
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,918
OW! OHH!
713
00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:29,255
MY ANKLE!
I THINK IT'S BROKEN!
714
00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:30,556
PROBABLY JUST TWISTED IT.
715
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:31,857
WELL, I CAN'T WALK.
IT COULD SWELL UP!
716
00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:37,363
YOU KNOW, THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT.
717
00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:38,864
IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE
A JUNKER CAR,
718
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,366
THIS NEVER WOULD
HAVE HAPPENED.
719
00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:42,368
SORRY WE DON'T
ALL HAVE NICE BMWs,
720
00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,002
WHICH YOU'D
BE DRIVING RIGHT NOW
721
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,104
IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A...
DIVA.
722
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,706
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
NOTHING.
723
00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,174
YOU SAID SOMETHING.
I HEARD.
724
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,042
FINE.
725
00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:53,111
DIVA!
I CALLED YOU A DIVA!
726
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:54,613
PRECIOUS CARGO HERE,
BUDDY,
727
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,114
AND DON'T EVER CALL ME
THAT WORD AGAIN!
728
00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:58,083
WHAT, DIVA?
D-I-V-A.
729
00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:01,253
WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT! DIVA!
730
00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:03,755
DIVA? I'M A MOVIE STAR.
YOU SAID SO YOURSELF!
731
00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:06,758
NO. WHAT YOU ARE
IS A SELFISH WHINER.
732
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,860
I'M TALENTED!
TAKE THAT BACK, OR I'LL...!
733
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:11,463
OR WHAT?
I'LL FIRE YOU
FROM MY MOVIE!
734
00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:13,432
IT'S MY MOVIE!
I'M THE DIRECTOR!
735
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:16,302
IF ANYONE'S FIRED,
IT'S YOU, YOU DIVA!
736
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:17,636
EW! YOU'RE FIRED!
737
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,305
NO, YOU'RE FIRED!
738
00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:21,973
WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I ALWAYS GET THE LAST WORD.
739
00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:23,542
NOPE, NOT TODAY!
740
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,312
WHAT? HOW AM I
GONNA GET HOME?
741
00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:28,814
UH, THERE'S THIS THING
CALLED THE BUS.
742
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:30,449
ENJOY THE RIDE.
743
00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:33,985
BUS?
744
00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,987
I GOT RID OF
THE DRAMA QUEEN.
745
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,656
I'M SURE IT'S NOT TOO LATE
746
00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:39,691
TO CHANGE
DOCUMENTARY SUBJECTS...
747
00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:43,329
RIGHT?
748
00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:44,663
I'M AFRAID IT'S TOO LATE
FOR YOU TO CHANGE
749
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,565
YOUR DOCUMENTARY SUBJECT.
750
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,100
YOU'LL NEVER GET
A NEW FILM DONE IN TIME.
751
00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:50,736
Yeah.
752
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:53,138
YOU'RE NOT A QUITTER,
JOSH. WHAT HAPPENED?
753
00:37:53,171 --> 00:37:55,441
IT'S DYLAN SCHOENFIELD,
RIGHT?
754
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:57,776
SHE'S TOO MUCH
OF A CHALLENGE.
755
00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:01,813
SOMETIMES THE TRUTH
ISN'T EASY.
756
00:38:03,181 --> 00:38:04,750
UH, IT'S A SHAME TO THINK
757
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,418
WOODLANDS WON'T EVEN
HAVE AN OFFICIAL ENTRY
758
00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:08,387
IN THE FILM FESTIVAL
THIS YEAR.
759
00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,457
NOW, WILL IT?
760
00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:14,360
OKAY, YOU CAN DO THIS.
761
00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:15,861
KNOCK 'EM DEAD.
THANKS.
762
00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:22,368
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY,
763
00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:24,770
AND HELLO, FELLOW WOODLANDERS.
764
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,271
DYLAN SCHOENFIELD HERE,
765
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:27,939
LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW!
766
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:30,108
ANYWAY, VOTE FOR ME
FOR BLOSSOM QUEEN
767
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,779
BECAUSE THIS SCHOOL
DESERVES TO BE RULED BY...
768
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,814
SOMETHING SWEET!
769
00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:38,384
WHOO! WHO WANTS CANDY?
770
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:40,852
EVERYBODY LOVES
CHOCOLATE, RIGHT?
771
00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:41,887
IT'S SWEET!
772
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,889
AND IT'S PINK!
HA HA HA!
773
00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:45,891
EVERYONE GETS THEIR TURN.
774
00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:47,125
( huffs )
775
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,961
HI, EVERYONE,
IT'S ME, NICOLE PATERSON,
776
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:52,864
YOUR NEXT BLOSSOM QUEEN!
777
00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,566
( spectators applaud )
778
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,369
READY? OKAY.
779
00:38:57,403 --> 00:38:59,170
"N" STANDS FOR "NICE."
780
00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:00,872
"I" STANDS FOR "INTEGRITY."
781
00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,574
"C" STANDS FOR "COOL."
782
00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:04,342
"O" STANDS FOR "ORIGINAL."
783
00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:06,211
"L" STANDS FOR "LOYAL,"
784
00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:11,417
AND "E" STANDS FOR
"EXTREMELY DELICIOUS CUPCAKES"!
785
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,318
GO, WOODLANDS!
786
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,454
( spectators cheer )
787
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,362
VOTE PATERSON!
788
00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:26,164
HA HA HA!
789
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,734
( shrieks )
CUPCAKES FOR EVERYONE!
790
00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,736
( giggles )
COME GET YOUR CUPCAKES!
791
00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,738
OH, NO, SHE DID NOT.
792
00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,773
OH, I GUESS
SHE DID.
793
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,107
CAN WE GET
A CUPCAKE TOO?
794
00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,843
Nicole:
VOTE FOR PATERSON!
VOTE FOR PATERSON!
795
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,078
DYLAN!
796
00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:42,414
IAN GREENE COMPLIMENTED
MY NEW HAIRCUT,
797
00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:44,683
AND THEN HE ASKED ME
TO SPRING FORMAL.
798
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:45,851
AWESOME, RIGHT?
799
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,185
OH, OLIVIA,
THAT'S GREAT.
800
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:48,620
SO I CAN COUNT
ON YOUR VOTE?
801
00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:51,457
UH...
802
00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,959
( mumbling )
803
00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:57,295
"WHAT" AND "EVER,"
DYL.
804
00:39:57,328 --> 00:39:58,797
CUPCAKES ARE LAME.
805
00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,599
YOU HAVE A MOVIE
BEING MADE ABOUT YOU.
806
00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:02,434
YEAH. YOU'RE
GONNA BE A STAR.
807
00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:05,403
YEAH. LIKE NICOLE PATERSON
CAN COMPETE WITH THAT.
808
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:12,911
THE SOLDIERS
OF ANCIENT GREECE
809
00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:16,448
FOUGHT IN A PHALANX,
810
00:40:16,482 --> 00:40:18,416
LATIN FOR "FINGER."
811
00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:20,986
A PHALANX IS A RECTANGULAR
812
00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:23,321
MASS MILITARY FORMATION,
813
00:40:23,354 --> 00:40:27,158
USUALLY COMPOSED
ENTIRELY OF...
814
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:28,794
HEAVY INFANTRY.
815
00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,462
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
WE GET IT.
816
00:40:30,496 --> 00:40:31,797
THE SPARTAN HOPLITES,
817
00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:33,131
COMBINED WITH THE NARROW SPACE
AT THERMOPYLAE,
818
00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:35,634
MADE FOR A SERIOUSLY
NOT-GLAMOROUS BATTLE.
819
00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,135
BUT I'VE GOT
MY OWN BATTLES!
820
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:39,971
I'LL NEVER WIN BLOSSOM QUEEN
WITHOUT MY MOVIE!
821
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:43,141
THE PERSUASIVE QUALITIES
OF THE PHALANX
822
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:47,479
WERE ITS RELATIVE SIMPLICITY
AND LOW COST,
823
00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:50,749
AS WELL AS BEING A SOURCE
OF POLITICAL INFLUENCE.
824
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:54,653
AS WELL, SOMETIMES
WHEN THE PHALANXES
825
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:57,188
WERE PUSHED AT TOP SPEED,
THEY WOULD RAM,
826
00:40:57,222 --> 00:41:01,059
THUS WE LEARN THE TERM
"GREASED LIGHTNING."
827
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,629
( weak chuckle )
828
00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:09,400
( indistinct happy chatter )
829
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:19,645
BELA LUGOSI,
FRANK LANGELLA,
830
00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,813
GARY OLDMAN,
CHRISTOPHER... WALKEN!
831
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,682
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
ALREADY PLAYED
THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
832
00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:25,851
IN SLEEPY HOLLOW.
HE WOULD NEVER BE DRACULA.
833
00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:27,653
( as Christopher Walken )
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!
834
00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:29,721
I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR BLOOD.
I'M GONNA DO IT.
835
00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:31,723
I'M GONNA BITE YOU
IN THE NECK. IT'S GONNA HURT.
836
00:41:31,757 --> 00:41:33,792
JUST DON'T STAB ME
IN THE HEART. IT'S RUDE.
837
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,094
BLAH! BLAH BLAH!
STEVEN--!
838
00:41:38,564 --> 00:41:39,831
I'm with him.
839
00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:45,403
CAN I CUT THROUGH
THE LINE WITH YOU?
840
00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:46,738
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
841
00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:48,740
I'M HERE TO SEE, UH...
842
00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:50,341
FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR.
843
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,743
DUH!
844
00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,979
YOU'RE INTO SCI-FI?
845
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:57,716
WHO DOESN'T LIKE SCIENCE?
AND FICTION, TOGETHER?
846
00:41:57,749 --> 00:42:01,119
WOW, IT'S LIKE...
SKINNY JEANS
AND BALLET FLAPS.
847
00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:07,458
SPEAKING OF...
I'M LIKING THE NEW LOOK.
848
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,696
OH, MOVE UP.
849
00:42:15,433 --> 00:42:17,736
THOSE MACAROON COOKIES
ARE AWESOME.
850
00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:19,237
OH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
851
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:22,207
( indistinct happy chatter )
852
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,776
UM... WHAT'S
DYLAN DOING HERE?
853
00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:26,678
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
THE ONLY GIRL.
854
00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,881
THE FILM SOCIETY HAS
AN OPEN POLICY, RIGHT?
855
00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:32,050
RIGHT.
IT'S IN OUR BYLAWS.
856
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:34,085
YOU KNOW, WE DON'T WANT
TO BE EXCLUSIONARY,
857
00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:36,554
LIKE THE... POPULARS.
858
00:42:36,588 --> 00:42:38,456
SO, WHAT ARE WE
TALKIN' ABOUT?
859
00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:39,791
NOT YOU! I MEAN--
860
00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:43,094
THE MOVIE.
WHAT ELSE?
861
00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:45,931
I QUESTION THE NOTION
THAT THE PROTAGONIST
DIDN'T AGE.
862
00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:47,899
THERE IS NO PLOT
IF HE DID GROW OLDER.
863
00:42:47,933 --> 00:42:49,701
IT'S CALLED A MOVIE.
864
00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:51,703
WELL, THEY DIDN'T
EXPLAIN THAT IN
THE EXPOSITION, DID THEY?
865
00:42:51,737 --> 00:42:53,371
AND WHERE'S YOUR
SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF?
866
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,406
( mumbling )
867
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,508
ANYTHING TO ADD, DYLAN?
868
00:42:59,444 --> 00:43:01,747
IT'S CALLED
TIME DILATION, PEOPLE.
869
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,915
AS EINSTEIN THEORIZED
IN THE TWIN PARADOX,
870
00:43:03,949 --> 00:43:06,251
THE PASSAGE OF TIME
IS LINKED TO THE SPEED
OF THE OBSERVER,
871
00:43:06,284 --> 00:43:08,286
MEANING THAT TRAVELING TO
AND FROM THE PLANET PHAELON
872
00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:11,823
250 TIMES THE SPEED
OF LIGHT WOULD VIRTUALLY
SUSPEND AGING. DUH!
873
00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:19,597
SO, I'VE DISCOVERED
THAT THERE IS SUCH
A THING AS A BUS.
874
00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:22,133
I'VE BEEN TAKING IT
EVERYWHERE LATELY.
IT'S GREEN.
875
00:43:23,368 --> 00:43:26,337
OKAY, SO,
MY DAD GROUNDED
THE "DYL-ISH MOBILE"
876
00:43:26,371 --> 00:43:29,307
UNTIL I CAN PAY OFF
MY PARKING TICKETS.
877
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:32,310
IT'S ALL GOOD.
I'M PARKED DOWN HERE.
878
00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:34,646
SO, WHAT'S WITH
THE SECRET SMARTS?
879
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,983
EXACTLY. THEY'RE SECRET.
NOW, LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY.
880
00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:40,986
YEAH. HEAVEN FORBID
ANYONE THOUGHT YOU
HAD A BRAIN
881
00:43:41,019 --> 00:43:42,788
IN THAT PRETTY LITTLE
HEAD OF YOURS.
882
00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:45,323
ONLY NERDS GET "A's."
883
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:46,658
YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?
884
00:43:46,692 --> 00:43:47,993
SURE. DOESN'T EVERYONE?
885
00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:50,128
ABSOLUMENT.
OKAY, SO, LOOK:
886
00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:54,465
I WAS THINKING
I COULD NICELY UN-FIRE
YOU FROM MY MOVIE.
887
00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:55,967
REALLY?
888
00:43:56,001 --> 00:43:58,003
YOU MEAN
I COULD NICELY
889
00:43:58,036 --> 00:44:00,972
REHIRE YOU
FOR MY MOVIE.
890
00:44:01,006 --> 00:44:04,009
WORD ON THE STREET
IS THAT YOU HAD TO DROP
OUT OF THE FILM FESTIVAL
891
00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:06,511
BECAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE A FILM ANYMORE.
892
00:44:06,544 --> 00:44:07,846
I'M GUESSING
YOU WANT TO WIN THAT
893
00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,815
JUST AS BAD AS I WANT
TO WIN BLOSSOM QUEEN.
894
00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:13,719
FAIR ENOUGH.
BUT UNDER ONE CONDITION:
895
00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:15,821
NO MORE-- NO MORE DIVA.
896
00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:17,322
WHAT? I WAS NEVER A DIVA.
897
00:44:18,589 --> 00:44:21,092
BUS STOP IS THAT WAY.
898
00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:24,662
FINE.
899
00:44:24,696 --> 00:44:26,231
DEAL.
900
00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:27,699
PART TWO.
901
00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:30,068
DEAL.
PART TWO.
902
00:44:31,436 --> 00:44:33,905
SO, IS YOUR CAR GONNA
START THIS TIME, OR...?
903
00:44:33,939 --> 00:44:37,008
THE FUN IS IN THE MYSTERY.
904
00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:38,343
COME ON.
905
00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:40,278
MM-KAY.
906
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:45,683
( Josh sighs )
907
00:44:47,786 --> 00:44:49,921
AH, HOME SWEET...
908
00:44:52,758 --> 00:44:53,892
WOW.
909
00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:56,394
IT'S BIG.
910
00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:59,564
REAL INVITING, RIGHT?
911
00:44:59,597 --> 00:45:02,067
IS YOUR DAD AT WORK?
YEAH.
912
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:03,701
WHERE'S YOUR MOM?
913
00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:06,571
UH, SHE PASSED AWAY.
914
00:45:07,572 --> 00:45:08,907
I WAS 8.
915
00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:12,944
I... HAD NO...
916
00:45:12,978 --> 00:45:14,279
I'M SORRY.
917
00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:15,613
IT'S OKAY.
918
00:45:18,649 --> 00:45:21,019
SO, YOU WANT TO COME IN,
HANG FOR A BIT?
919
00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,754
SURE.
920
00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:28,126
OKAY, SO, WHAT DOES
YOUR DAD DO?
921
00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:30,628
HE OWNS A BUNCH OF
REAL ESTATE AROUND TOWN,
922
00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:34,232
SO HE'S EITHER ALWAYS
WORKING OR HANGING
WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND.
923
00:45:34,265 --> 00:45:37,268
YEAH. MY DAD LIVES
IN SAN DIEGO.
924
00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:39,437
GUESS WE BOTH
ONLY HAVE ONE PARENT.
925
00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:41,272
COME ON, I WANT
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
926
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,242
WHAT I'M ABOUT
TO SHARE WITH YOU
927
00:45:44,275 --> 00:45:46,744
IS A HIGHLY
TOP-SECRET RECIPE:
928
00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:49,881
THE EVERYTHING-BUT-
THE-KITCHEN-SINK SUNDAE.
929
00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:52,083
YEAH, I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF THAT BEFORE.
930
00:45:52,117 --> 00:45:54,252
DUH! WHAT DO YOU THINK
"TOP SECRET" MEANS?
931
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:55,753
AND THAT SECRET
932
00:45:55,787 --> 00:45:58,656
IS YOU FIND EVERY
SUGARY, GOOEY SUBSTANCE
933
00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:01,492
YOU COULD POSSIBLY
FIND IN THE KITCHEN
934
00:46:01,526 --> 00:46:03,494
AND MIX IT ALL TOGETHER.
935
00:46:03,528 --> 00:46:05,430
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
936
00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:10,235
WELCOME TO THE EVERYTHING-
BUT-THE-KITCHEN-SINK SUNDAE!
937
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:11,837
YOU WANNA GET YOUR
ICE CREAM IN THERE.
938
00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:13,771
YOU WANT A VARIETY
OF ICE CREAM.
939
00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:15,306
DO YOU THINK THAT'S
ENOUGH ICE CREAM?
940
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:16,641
GUMMI BEARS!
941
00:46:16,674 --> 00:46:18,443
I LOVE GUMMI BEARS.
YOU LIKE GUMMI BEARS?
942
00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:19,610
SPRINKLES!
943
00:46:19,644 --> 00:46:21,346
OOH!
944
00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:23,514
WORMS!
945
00:46:23,548 --> 00:46:25,416
GROSS!
946
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:28,186
OOOHHH!
947
00:46:28,219 --> 00:46:30,455
GUMMI BEARS
AND CHOCOLATE CHIPS
TOGETHER-- MWAH!
948
00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,693
WHAT YOU GON' DO?
949
00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:37,528
WHAT YOU GON' DO ABOUT IT?
950
00:46:37,562 --> 00:46:38,930
* WHAT YOU GON' DO
ABOUT THAT? *
951
00:46:38,964 --> 00:46:39,931
OHHHH!
952
00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:41,933
DYL-ISH!
953
00:46:41,967 --> 00:46:45,136
SO, WHAT'S THE 4-1-1
ON YOUR AMY CRUSH?
954
00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:47,672
ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU'RE CRUSHING
ON HER.
955
00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,207
WHERE'S THE PEANUT BUTTER?
956
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,342
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN
THINK THAT NERDS DATED.
957
00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:54,846
GEEKS. OKAY, AND WE
ARE PEOPLE TOO, DYLAN.
958
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:58,716
SINCE WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT PERSONAL 4-1-1s,
959
00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:00,118
WHAT'S WITH YOU AND ASHER?
960
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:03,621
WHAT ABOUT US?
WELL, HE'S
KIND OF AN IDIOT.
961
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,357
GEE, I DON'T REMEMBER
ASKING YOU YOUR OPINION.
962
00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:07,893
HEY, YOU STARTED IT,
963
00:47:07,926 --> 00:47:09,995
TALKING ABOUT ME
AND MY LOVE LIFE.
964
00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:12,898
EXACTLY. "LOVE LIFE"
IMPLIES THAT YOU'RE DATING,
965
00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:14,565
WHICH YOU ARE NOT.
966
00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:17,368
( gasps ) I KNOW WHAT
MY MOVIE NEEDS: A MAKEOVER.
967
00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,404
NO. PLEASE, NO MORE
SHOPPING FOOTAGE.
968
00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:20,906
NOT FOR ME, FOR YOU.
969
00:47:20,939 --> 00:47:23,408
HERE. I CAN GET SOME
"BEFORE" FOOTAGE
OF MY WORK.
970
00:47:23,441 --> 00:47:25,843
I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR
FASHION VICTIM CHARITIES,
971
00:47:25,877 --> 00:47:27,045
OKAY, DYL?
972
00:47:27,078 --> 00:47:28,914
I LIKE THE WAY I AM.
973
00:47:28,947 --> 00:47:30,781
YOU WOULD.
974
00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:34,119
MORE WHIPPED CREAM?
975
00:47:52,938 --> 00:47:54,239
SNOOP MUCH?
976
00:47:57,442 --> 00:47:58,743
IS THIS YOUR MOM?
977
00:48:00,946 --> 00:48:02,713
( sighs )
YEAH.
978
00:48:02,747 --> 00:48:05,416
SHE MET MY DAD
AT THE WOODLANDS
SPRING FORMAL.
979
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:06,751
CRAZY, HUH?
980
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:12,523
WAIT. WAS YOUR MOM
BLOSSOM QUEEN?
981
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:14,425
BACK IN THE OLDEN DAYS.
982
00:48:14,459 --> 00:48:16,361
1985.
983
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,129
WOW.
984
00:48:18,163 --> 00:48:19,497
BET YOU MISS HER.
985
00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:22,100
LOTS.
986
00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:26,637
THIS HOUSE GETS
KIND OF LONELY WITH
JUST ME AND MY DAD.
987
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:30,976
SO WHEN YOU SAID
THERE WAS NOTHING
MORE TO LIFE
988
00:48:31,009 --> 00:48:32,677
THAN WINNING
BLOSSOM QUEEN...
989
00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:37,148
( sighs )
YEAH.
990
00:48:37,182 --> 00:48:40,151
GUESS MY MOM...
991
00:48:40,185 --> 00:48:42,853
IF I WIN, IT'S LIKE
WE'RE STILL CONNECTED...
992
00:48:44,855 --> 00:48:46,124
LIKE SHE'S STILL WITH ME.
993
00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:51,596
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL DO IT.
994
00:48:51,629 --> 00:48:54,099
I'LL DO THE MAKEOVER.
995
00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:56,334
REALLY?
YEAH.
996
00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:59,404
( giggles )
LET'S START WITH THIS.
997
00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:01,906
OH, YAY!
I'M SO EXCITED!
998
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:05,076
* I'LL BE THE ONE
THAT'S STORMING THE CASTLE *
999
00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:08,246
* WE'LL BE THE TWO
WITH HEARTS BEATING FASTER *
1000
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:10,348
* 'EVER YOU WANT,
'EVER YOU WANT *
1001
00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:13,818
* I'M DOWN
1002
00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:16,854
* I'LL BE THE ONE
THAT MAKES YOU ADORE ME *
1003
00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:18,189
* WE'LL BE THE TWO
1004
00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:19,657
* TO END THE STORY
1005
00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:22,027
* ONE THAT I WANT,
ONE THAT I WANT *
1006
00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:24,629
* I FOUND
1007
00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:27,765
* BABY,
IT'S YOUR KISS *
1008
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:29,234
* HEY, PRINCESS
1009
00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:33,671
* HEY, PRINCESS
1010
00:49:33,704 --> 00:49:35,740
OOH, OUI! OOH-LA-LA!
1011
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:40,545
FEET HIGHER.
CHIN UP.
1012
00:49:40,578 --> 00:49:43,481
MAKE SURE YOUR ELBOWS
MOVE WITH THE ROPE.
1013
00:49:43,514 --> 00:49:45,150
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
1014
00:49:45,183 --> 00:49:48,019
OKAY, LET'S GO,
LET'S GO, COME ON!
1015
00:49:48,053 --> 00:49:50,388
I'M NOT USED TO SWEATING!
1016
00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:52,890
YEAH, IT SHOWS,
BUT GIRLS LIKE
A SPORTY GUY!
1017
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:56,161
I DON'T THINK
JUMP-ROPING IS MY THING.
1018
00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:57,495
OHH!
1019
00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:59,230
UP.
1020
00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:00,565
UP!
1021
00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:04,235
OOH! SERGE SANCHEZ'
NEW COLOGNE, MANPOWER.
1022
00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:06,404
MANPOWER?
1023
00:50:06,437 --> 00:50:10,508
AUM.
1024
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:13,578
AUM.
1025
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:14,879
* HEY, PRINCESS
1026
00:50:18,783 --> 00:50:20,351
( camera beeps )
1027
00:50:20,385 --> 00:50:22,420
TURN HIM AROUND.
I WANT TO SEE THE FRONT.
1028
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:25,823
OHH! FANTASTIQUE!
1029
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,024
HEY, TURN IT OFF.
1030
00:50:27,058 --> 00:50:29,194
I'M THE ONLY
DOCUMENTARIAN HERE.
1031
00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,529
NOW SHOW HIM!
1032
00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:33,898
RIDICULOUS.
1033
00:50:33,931 --> 00:50:35,566
WAIT, IS THAT A COMPLIMENT?
1034
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,868
JOSH, UPLOAD ON
THE LINGO ALREADY.
1035
00:50:37,902 --> 00:50:39,737
THANK YOU.
IT LOOKS FANTASTIC.
1036
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:41,072
MM-HMM.
1037
00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:43,241
NOW, GO SEE
THE FINISHED LOOK.
1038
00:50:43,274 --> 00:50:44,542
OH, W-WAIT.
1039
00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:58,956
SEE? IT'S NOT SO
HIGH-MAINTENANCE
TO WANT TO LOOK NICE.
1040
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,227
AND NOW, FOR
THE FINISHING TOUCH.
1041
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:04,262
WHAT?
1042
00:51:04,295 --> 00:51:07,765
A SECOND PAIR OF SHOES,
SINCE I RUINED THE FIRST.
1043
00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:09,100
REALLY?
1044
00:51:10,668 --> 00:51:12,970
AWESOME.
THANK YOU, DYLAN.
1045
00:51:15,306 --> 00:51:17,775
WE'LL TELL MY DAD
IT'S BEAUTY BUDGET
FOR THE MOVIE.
1046
00:51:18,809 --> 00:51:22,580
( cell phone rings )
1047
00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:24,249
MY MOM.
1048
00:51:24,282 --> 00:51:26,651
SHE WANTS ME TO PICK UP
NAAN BREAD ON MY WAY HOME.
1049
00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:28,653
I LOVE INDIAN FOOD.
1050
00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:31,156
I HAVE TO GO TO DINNER
WITH MY DAD AND HIS
STUPID GIRLFRIEND.
1051
00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:32,490
THANKS.
1052
00:51:32,523 --> 00:51:35,493
WELL, YOU CAN
COME OVER IF YOU WANT.
1053
00:51:35,526 --> 00:51:37,495
OH, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
1054
00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:39,997
I KNOW, BUT...
YOU'RE WELCOME TO.
1055
00:51:41,999 --> 00:51:43,434
OKAY.
1056
00:51:43,468 --> 00:51:45,670
WHAT'S THE HOLDUP?
1057
00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:47,405
THANK YOU.
1058
00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,375
AFTER YOU.
OH, THANK YOU.
1059
00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:55,280
SO, THIS IS IT,
HOME SWEET HOME.
1060
00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:56,914
HEY, YOU GET TO MEET
MOUSE TODAY.
1061
00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:58,883
WHO'S MOUSE?
1062
00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:03,120
HEY, BUDDY!
OHH! OHH! OHH!
1063
00:52:03,154 --> 00:52:05,623
OHH! OHH!
1064
00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:08,359
( laughter )
1065
00:52:08,393 --> 00:52:09,660
OH!
1066
00:52:10,728 --> 00:52:14,265
OH, JOSH, NEW HAIR--
OH, MY GOSH, A GIRL!
1067
00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:15,533
HI!
1068
00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:17,502
HI!
1069
00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:20,271
THE FIRST JOSH
HAS BROUGHT HOME.
1070
00:52:20,305 --> 00:52:21,506
I NEED TO GET MY CAMERA.
1071
00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:22,507
NO, YOU DON'T.
1072
00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:23,941
I BRING GIRLS HOME.
1073
00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,876
TONS.
1074
00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:29,146
OH, WAIT, YOU'RE--?
1075
00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:31,316
DYLAN SCHOENFIELD.
1076
00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:32,650
HI!
1077
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:34,885
HI.
1078
00:52:36,554 --> 00:52:38,189
( bell dings )
OH, MY SAMOSAS.
1079
00:52:38,223 --> 00:52:40,291
HEY, MOM, I'M GONNA
GO GIVE DYLAN THE TOUR.
1080
00:52:40,325 --> 00:52:43,027
OKAY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
1081
00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:44,629
YOU TOO.
OKAY!
1082
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:45,996
Mom!
1083
00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:48,199
( muttering )
1084
00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:49,534
( laughter )
1085
00:52:49,567 --> 00:52:52,337
DELISH!
THIS IS THE BEST
INDIAN FOOD EVER.
1086
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:54,071
REALLY?
MM-HMM.
1087
00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:55,306
THANK YOU.
1088
00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:57,074
WAY TO PLAY MY MOM, DYL.
1089
00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:58,409
NO, NOT AT ALL.
1090
00:52:58,443 --> 00:53:00,578
THESE SAMOSAS ARE
TRèS BON, MRS. ROSEN.
1091
00:53:00,611 --> 00:53:02,413
OH, PLEASE, IT'S SANDY.
1092
00:53:02,447 --> 00:53:04,715
I STOPPED BEING
MRS. ROSEN TWO YEARS AGO.
1093
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:09,720
SO, ARE YOU TWO
DATING NOW?
1094
00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:11,422
UH, NO! I DIDN'T SAY--
1095
00:53:11,456 --> 00:53:12,557
I'LL HELP.
1096
00:53:12,590 --> 00:53:15,893
UH, JOSH, WILL YOU
TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE?
1097
00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:17,262
YEAH.
1098
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,569
JOSH AND I ARE
JUST FRIENDS, SANDY.
1099
00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:27,772
OH. OH, I JUST THOUGHT
MAYBE 'CAUSE HE BROUGHT
YOU HERE TO MEET ME,
1100
00:53:27,805 --> 00:53:30,608
I THOUGHT MAYBE
SOMETHING ELSE
WAS GOIN' ON.
1101
00:53:30,641 --> 00:53:32,710
NO, I ALREADY
HAVE A BOYFRIEND,
1102
00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:35,746
AND JOSH LIKES
SOMEONE ELSE, SO...
I DON'T KNOW.
1103
00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:37,915
DON'T GET ME WRONG,
THOUGH. JOSH IS
TOTES AWESOME.
1104
00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:39,750
WELL, I THINK SO TOO.
1105
00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:41,118
MOUSE!
1106
00:53:41,151 --> 00:53:42,253
CHOW TIME!
1107
00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:47,258
( thud )
Josh: UNH...!
1108
00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:50,060
WERE YOU SPYING ON US?
1109
00:53:50,094 --> 00:53:53,230
WHAT? NO!
GIRL TALK? GROSS!
1110
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:55,266
GIVE ME THE TOWEL.
I'LL DRY.
1111
00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:57,635
OHH!
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT?
1112
00:53:57,668 --> 00:53:58,736
WAS THAT GUH-ROSS?
1113
00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:01,739
( playful shouting )
1114
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,777
( playful shrieking )
1115
00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:11,416
( indistinct
playful shouting )
1116
00:54:11,449 --> 00:54:12,817
( laughter and shrieking )
1117
00:54:20,124 --> 00:54:21,258
OF COURSE BORING OLD
WALKING WOULD TURN OUT
TO BE YOUR THING.
1118
00:54:23,694 --> 00:54:26,130
WHAT? IT'S GREEN
TO WALK TO SCHOOL.
1119
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,269
YOU SURE THIS ISN'T
TOO MUCH?
1120
00:54:32,303 --> 00:54:34,472
C'EST MAGNIFIQUE.
1121
00:54:34,505 --> 00:54:35,806
MEANS "GOOD."
1122
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,174
OKAY.
1123
00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:38,776
OH, W-W-W-W-WAIT!
1124
00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:45,149
OH. PERFECTION.
NOW GO.
1125
00:54:45,182 --> 00:54:46,951
Okay.
1126
00:54:48,853 --> 00:54:51,489
( school bell rings )
1127
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,628
( indistinct chatter )
1128
00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:09,106
HEY, JOSH.
HEY.
1129
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,441
NEW CLOTHES?
1130
00:55:10,475 --> 00:55:12,377
YEAH. I, UH,
DID MY LAUNDRY.
1131
00:55:12,410 --> 00:55:14,979
DONE LAUNDRY'S
A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU.
1132
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:23,220
JOSH, RIGHT?
1133
00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:24,389
DIGGIN' THE VIBE.
1134
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,493
JOSH.
1135
00:55:28,526 --> 00:55:30,628
SEE YOU IN A.P. ENGLISH.
1136
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:31,929
WHAT?
1137
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:51,549
SO...
1138
00:55:54,284 --> 00:55:56,253
IT'S KIND OF NICE,
HAVING GIRLS TALK TO ME
1139
00:55:56,286 --> 00:55:59,223
FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN
HELP ON THEIR HOMEWORK.
1140
00:55:59,256 --> 00:56:00,558
YEAH.
1141
00:56:00,591 --> 00:56:02,226
WONTON WEDNESDAYS.
1142
00:56:02,259 --> 00:56:03,894
THE MATHLETE SCAVENGER
HUNT IS ON SATURDAY.
1143
00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:05,262
OUTSTANDING.
I'M IN. JOSH?
1144
00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:06,997
UM... JOSH.
1145
00:56:07,031 --> 00:56:08,365
NICE HAIRCUT.
1146
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,268
THAT'S IT. JOSH,
YOU'VE BEEN MORE M.I.A.
1147
00:56:11,301 --> 00:56:12,603
THAN THE FINAL DIGIT
OF PI.
1148
00:56:12,637 --> 00:56:14,839
THEN YOU SHOW UP
WITH A FAKEOVER.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1149
00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:18,275
RELAX, GUYS.
IT'S JUST A NEW HAIRCUT
AND SOME NEW SHOES.
1150
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:20,244
DYLAN THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE FUN FOR
THE DOCUMENTARY.
1151
00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:21,912
WHEN DID
THE DOCUMENTARY
GET FUN?
1152
00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:24,281
ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE
A HEART-HITTING EXPOSé
ON THE POPULARS?
1153
00:56:24,314 --> 00:56:26,617
IT WILL BE.
IT JUST DYLAN TURNED OUT
1154
00:56:26,651 --> 00:56:28,352
TO BE MORE INTERESTING
THAN I THOUGHT.
1155
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:31,288
LOSING FOCUS, MY FRIEND.
FIRST AMY LOUBALU,
AND NOW DYLAN.
1156
00:56:31,321 --> 00:56:33,424
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
GIRLS YOU HAVE
CRUSHES ON...
1157
00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:35,426
WHO ARE NEVER,
EVER GONNA DATE YOU.
1158
00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:37,728
OKAY, I DON'T HAVE
A CRUSH ON DYLAN!
1159
00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:39,864
PLEASE!
"WHAT" AND "EVER"!
1160
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,399
JOSH! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING? COME ON!
1161
00:56:44,969 --> 00:56:46,270
WE'RE ON FOR SATURDAY.
1162
00:56:46,303 --> 00:56:48,305
MM-KAY? IT'S GONNA BE
RIDICULOUS.
1163
00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:49,607
LATES.
1164
00:56:51,141 --> 00:56:54,111
"RIDICULOUS."
"LATES."
1165
00:56:54,144 --> 00:56:55,613
IT'S LIKE INVASION
OF THE BODY SNATCHERS.
1166
00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:57,114
DIRECTED BY
PHILLIP KAUFMAN.
1167
00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:58,449
IT LOOKS LIKE JOSH,
1168
00:56:58,483 --> 00:57:00,618
BUT IT ACTS LIKE IT'S
MORPHED INTO A POPULAR.
1169
00:57:02,987 --> 00:57:04,288
( giggling )
1170
00:57:04,321 --> 00:57:05,623
WOW, JOSH, YOU'RE, LIKE--
1171
00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:07,658
A-DORK-ABLE!
1172
00:57:07,692 --> 00:57:09,660
MY HANDIWORK, NATURELLEMENT.
1173
00:57:09,694 --> 00:57:11,762
UM, AMY'S SITTING
OVER THERE,
1174
00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:13,430
AND IF YOU'RE SO
DETERMINED TO ASK HER OUT,
1175
00:57:13,464 --> 00:57:15,766
YOU'D BETTER DO IT NOW.
1176
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:16,967
I'LL SAVE YOU A SEAT.
1177
00:57:17,001 --> 00:57:18,268
YEAH?
1178
00:57:18,302 --> 00:57:20,370
OKAY.
GO!
HERE.
1179
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:25,409
SO THIS...
IS WHAT YOU DID
ALL WEEKEND WITHOUT US?
1180
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:26,811
JOSH'S MAKEOVER?
1181
00:57:26,844 --> 00:57:29,279
NO, WE WERE FILMING TOO,
BUT... WHAT-EVS.
1182
00:57:29,313 --> 00:57:31,181
YOU CAN MAKE HIM OVER
ALL YOU WANT...
1183
00:57:31,215 --> 00:57:33,618
...BUT HE'S STILL
COUNT DORKULA.
1184
00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:35,853
WE'RE JUST SAYING.
YOU BETTER WATCH IT OR...
1185
00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:39,023
OR WHAT?
JUST OR.
1186
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:41,759
( sighs )
OKAY, LOOK,
1187
00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:43,994
JOSH IS STRICTLY
A BRO-FRIEND.
1188
00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:45,763
I FIGURED IF HE'S
GONNA HANG AROUND US,
1189
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,331
THEN HE MIGHT AS WELL
LOOK THE PART.
1190
00:57:47,364 --> 00:57:49,667
THANKS.
1191
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:50,968
WHEN'S THIS STUPID
DORK-UMENTARY OVER, ANYWAY?
1192
00:57:54,138 --> 00:57:55,439
YOU MISSED MY GAME.
1193
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,975
I HAD TO GET MY OWN WATER!
1194
00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,944
SPRING FORMAL
IS TWO WEEKS AWAY,
1195
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:01,211
AND ONCE
I'M BLOSSOM QUEEN,
1196
00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:02,713
EVERYTHING WILL GO BACK
TO THE WAY IT WAS.
1197
00:58:02,747 --> 00:58:04,081
SWEARS.
1198
00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:13,758
( indistinct happy chatter )
1199
00:58:25,402 --> 00:58:28,038
( soft laughter )
1200
00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:35,512
MY BAND, BLUE TANGERINE,
IS PLAYING A FREE SHOW.
1201
00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:37,014
BRING A FRIEND?
1202
00:58:37,047 --> 00:58:39,584
ACTUALLY, I WAS
GOING TO ASK YOU.
1203
00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:42,486
ASK ME TO GO TO MY OWN SHOW?
NO.
1204
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:44,521
I WAS GONNA ASK YOU
ON A DATE.
1205
00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:46,423
REALLY?
1206
00:58:53,598 --> 00:58:55,900
HOW'S SATURDAY?
IT'S MY DAY OFF.
1207
00:58:55,933 --> 00:58:57,067
SOUNDS GREAT.
1208
00:58:57,101 --> 00:58:58,402
GREAT.
1209
00:58:58,435 --> 00:58:59,737
COOL.
1210
00:58:59,770 --> 00:59:02,573
( soft laughter )
1211
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:13,117
JOSH ROSEN.
1212
00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:17,354
I'M ALAN SCHOENFIELD.
1213
00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:19,023
I JUST WANTED
TO MEET THE YOUNG MAN
1214
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:20,891
MY DAUGHTER'S BEEN SPENDING
ALL OF HER TIME WITH.
1215
00:59:20,925 --> 00:59:22,526
OH, AND, UH...
1216
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,129
I'VE NEVER REALLY
APPROVED OF THAT ASHER KID.
1217
00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:28,599
I MEAN, ASHER?
WHAT KIND OF
A NAME IS ASHER?
1218
00:59:28,633 --> 00:59:31,068
ACTUALLY, SIR, DYLAN
AND ASHER ARE STILL--
1219
00:59:31,101 --> 00:59:34,471
I LIKE THAT YOU HAVE
A JOB, IN MY MALL--
1220
00:59:34,504 --> 00:59:36,040
WHAT TIME DO YOU
GET OFF WORK?
1221
00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:38,976
CONSIDERING IT IS
YOUR MALL, SIR...
1222
00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:40,310
WHENEVER YOU SAY.
1223
00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:41,946
DO YOU HAVE DINNER PLANS?
NO, SIR.
1224
00:59:41,979 --> 00:59:43,280
YOU DO NOW.
1225
00:59:48,853 --> 00:59:50,821
Ho-kay.
1226
00:59:53,523 --> 00:59:55,993
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
NO PROB!
1227
00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:58,929
THAT OUTFIT...
IS GONNA LOOK SO CUTE.
1228
00:59:58,963 --> 01:00:00,597
I'M SO TOTALLY JEALOUS.
1229
01:00:00,631 --> 01:00:02,432
OH, THANKS.
AU REVOIR!
1230
01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:03,701
'BYE!
1231
01:00:13,510 --> 01:00:15,479
What--?
1232
01:00:17,882 --> 01:00:20,517
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE
NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE.
1233
01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,653
NO? IT'S A CLASSIC.
1234
01:00:22,687 --> 01:00:27,157
NOW, WHAT'S WITH
THE RINGS OF FIRE?
1235
01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:30,327
THEY WERE CREATED BY USING
TWO CIRCULAR NEON TUBES,
1236
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,463
AND THEY WERE MOVED
UP AND DOWN USING
ELEVATOR MECHANICS.
1237
01:00:33,497 --> 01:00:35,032
FRITZ LANG
WAS MOST INTERESTED
1238
01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:39,136
IN EXPLORING THE INTERSECTION
BETWEEN MAGIC AND TECHNOLOGY.
1239
01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:41,672
SHOULD I BE TAKING NOTES?
YES. ( chuckles )
1240
01:00:41,706 --> 01:00:43,607
IT'S LIKE I ENTERED
AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.
1241
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,942
OH, NO, WAIT. WORSE.
1242
01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,977
AN ALTERNATIVE
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.
1243
01:00:47,011 --> 01:00:48,312
HEY, THERE, PUMPKIN.
1244
01:00:50,014 --> 01:00:52,482
SINCE YOU MISSED DINNER WITH
AMBER AND ME THE OTHER NIGHT,
1245
01:00:52,516 --> 01:00:54,451
I FIGURED IT WAS TIME TO MEET
THIS NEW BOYFRIEND OF YOURS.
1246
01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:56,987
OH, AND WE GOT YOU
A TURKEY CHEDDAR.
1247
01:00:57,021 --> 01:00:58,655
DAD!
WHAT? IT'S YOUR FAVORITE.
1248
01:00:58,689 --> 01:01:00,858
JOSH IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
D'ACCORD?
1249
01:01:00,891 --> 01:01:02,960
I TRIED TO TELL HIM
THAT, DYL.
1250
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:04,294
WHAT IS IT WITH PARENTS?
1251
01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:06,496
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
HE'S MAKING MY MOVIE.
1252
01:01:06,530 --> 01:01:08,398
MY MOVIE.
1253
01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:09,734
AND ACTUALLY, SIR,
YOUR DAUGHTER HELPED ME
1254
01:01:09,767 --> 01:01:11,235
LAND A DATE
FOR THIS SATURDAY.
1255
01:01:11,268 --> 01:01:12,903
OH, REALLY?
1256
01:01:12,937 --> 01:01:14,238
Josh: YEAH.
1257
01:01:14,271 --> 01:01:15,840
( soft belch )
1258
01:01:15,873 --> 01:01:17,407
OHH! GUH-ROSS, DAD.
1259
01:01:17,441 --> 01:01:21,211
THAT WAS BARELY A BURP.
OH, YEAH?
WAS THAT A CHALLENGE?
1260
01:01:21,245 --> 01:01:22,947
ALL RIGHT.
1261
01:01:28,919 --> 01:01:31,155
( belches )
1262
01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:33,090
MEN. SO JUVENILE.
1263
01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:35,525
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
EW! OF WHAT?
1264
01:01:35,559 --> 01:01:37,027
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T LET LOOSE.
1265
01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:38,662
I'VE ACTUALLY HEARD
DYLAN BURP, A LOT.
1266
01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:39,897
DAD, MUTE BUTTON, PLEASE.
1267
01:01:39,930 --> 01:01:42,867
IN FACT, SHE USED TO LIKE
TO TRY TO OUT-BURP ME,
1268
01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:44,368
SO WE'D
HAVE THESE CONTESTS.
1269
01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:46,036
NO WAY.
UH-HUH.
THAT'S CLASSIC!
1270
01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:47,404
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU, DAD.
1271
01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:49,706
YEAH, I CAN BARELY
BELIEVE IT MYSELF.
1272
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:51,208
PROVE IT? OKAY. FINE.
1273
01:01:51,241 --> 01:01:53,110
YOU BOTH WANT TO HEAR
WHAT A BURP REALLY
SOUNDS LIKE?
1274
01:01:53,143 --> 01:01:54,444
PLEASE.
1275
01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:55,880
OKAY.
1276
01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:57,748
( camera beeps )
1277
01:01:57,782 --> 01:01:59,116
HERE WE GO.
1278
01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:09,960
( belches )
1279
01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:12,897
AH! BRAVO!
1280
01:02:12,930 --> 01:02:15,565
OH, THE MASTER HAS SPOKEN.
1281
01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:18,135
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.
1282
01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:21,471
( laughing )
1283
01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:23,473
SO, YOUR DAD
IS REALLY COOL.
1284
01:02:23,507 --> 01:02:25,810
I KNEW YOU TWO
WOULD GET ALONG.
1285
01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:28,478
YOU BOTH LIKE THOSE OLD,
BLACK-AND-WHITE MOVIES.
1286
01:02:28,512 --> 01:02:30,147
MM. CLASSICS.
1287
01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:32,282
OHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE GAVE ME THE KEYS BACK
1288
01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:34,084
TO MY DYL-ISH MOBILE.
1289
01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:36,286
MAYBE HE SHOULD THINK
YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND
MORE OFTEN.
1290
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,955
MAYBE HE SHOULD.
1291
01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:43,293
UH. SO... UM...
1292
01:02:43,327 --> 01:02:46,831
YOU ARE, LIKE, TOTALLY
ERASING THAT FOOTAGE
OF ME BURPING TONIGHT.
1293
01:02:46,864 --> 01:02:48,966
WHY? IT'S THE REAL YOU.
1294
01:02:48,999 --> 01:02:50,467
REAL IS OVERRATED.
1295
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:53,470
I THINK I LIKE
THE REAL DYLAN MORE
THAN THE COVER STORY.
1296
01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:57,607
"WHAT" AND "EVER"!
( chuckles )
1297
01:02:57,641 --> 01:03:01,478
SO, AMY-- WHERE
ARE YOU TAKING HER
THIS WEEKEND?
1298
01:03:01,511 --> 01:03:04,748
UH... HAVEN'T REALLY
THOUGHT ABOUT IT YET.
1299
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:07,284
DO I HAVE TO DO
EVERYTHING MYSELF?
1300
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:10,020
OKAY, SO, ASHER'S HAVING
A PARTY THIS WEEKEND.
1301
01:03:10,054 --> 01:03:12,589
I CAN GET YOU ON
THE INVITE LIST. DONE.
1302
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:15,826
I'M... NOT SURE
THAT'S MY THING.
1303
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,761
I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE,
REMEMBER?
1304
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,263
YEAH.
1305
01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:20,764
'BYE.
1306
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:22,066
LATER.
1307
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,105
SOME GREAT STUFF HERE, JOSH.
1308
01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:29,974
HOW'S EDITING?
1309
01:03:30,007 --> 01:03:32,376
UH... I'VE JUST
BEEN CRAMMED LATELY.
1310
01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,711
BETWEEN SHOPPING
WITH DYLAN ON SATURDAY,
1311
01:03:34,744 --> 01:03:39,016
AND SHE CAME OVER
TO MY PLACE FOR DINNER
THE OTHER NIGHT...
1312
01:03:39,049 --> 01:03:40,484
I'LL GET TO IT.
I SWEAR.
1313
01:03:40,517 --> 01:03:41,986
RIGHT. WELL...
1314
01:03:42,019 --> 01:03:45,022
THE FILM FESTIVAL BOARD
NEEDS TO APPROVE
THE ROUGH CUT
1315
01:03:45,055 --> 01:03:46,857
TWO DAYS
BEFORE THE FESTIVAL.
1316
01:03:46,891 --> 01:03:48,492
I'M ON TOP OF IT, MR. F.
1317
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:49,994
I KNOW WHAT MOVIE
I WANT TO MAKE.
1318
01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:51,095
GOOD.
1319
01:03:53,864 --> 01:03:55,265
( knock on door )
1320
01:03:58,602 --> 01:04:01,705
Choir: * AAAHHH
1321
01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:05,775
HI.
1322
01:04:06,911 --> 01:04:08,345
OH, HERE.
LISTEN TO THIS.
1323
01:04:08,378 --> 01:04:09,813
OKAY.
1324
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,016
IT'S BLUE TANGERINE'S
NEW DEMO.
1325
01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:16,586
( hard rock music playing )
1326
01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,488
IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
1327
01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:20,958
I... COULD GET USED TO IT.
1328
01:04:26,096 --> 01:04:27,731
SO...
1329
01:04:29,934 --> 01:04:31,401
( giggles )
1330
01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:33,003
SHALL WE GO?
1331
01:04:33,037 --> 01:04:35,372
OH! OF COURSE. YES.
RIGHT. SORRY.
1332
01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:36,640
AFTER YOU.
1333
01:04:40,110 --> 01:04:41,745
( soft chuckle )
1334
01:04:41,778 --> 01:04:43,413
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN
FOR TODAY?
1335
01:04:43,447 --> 01:04:46,750
I WAS THINKIN', IF IT'S
NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK
ON A FIRST DATE,
1336
01:04:46,783 --> 01:04:48,685
UH, TAKE YOU HOME,
MEET MY MOM.
1337
01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:50,020
OH.
1338
01:04:50,054 --> 01:04:51,855
SHE'S TAKING
GREAT COOKING CLASSES.
1339
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,623
SHE'S MAKING LAMB
KABOBS FOR LUNCH.
1340
01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:55,292
AND I'M SURE THEY'RE DELISH,
1341
01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:57,061
IT'S JUST THAT...
I'M A VEGETARIAN.
1342
01:04:57,094 --> 01:04:58,395
RIGHT.
I'M SORRY.
1343
01:04:58,428 --> 01:04:59,729
AH, NO, IT'S OKAY.
1344
01:04:59,763 --> 01:05:03,233
UM... EXCEPT WHEN
YOU'RE CRAVIN' A BURGER.
1345
01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:06,903
HOW 'BOUT A MOVIE?
TWO HOURS IN THE DARK,
ON A DAY LIKE THIS?
1346
01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:08,939
OKAY, UH...
1347
01:05:08,973 --> 01:05:11,908
HOW 'BOUT A PARTY?
ASHER DUMETZ' PLACE?
1348
01:05:11,942 --> 01:05:14,444
YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH
THE VOLLEYBALL DUDES?
1349
01:05:14,478 --> 01:05:16,446
NO. NOT AT ALL.
1350
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,448
I'M GLAD
WE CLEARED THAT UP,
'CAUSE, I DON'T KNOW,
1351
01:05:18,482 --> 01:05:20,817
I DON'T USUALLY
ROLL WITH THAT CROWD.
1352
01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:23,587
PERFECT.
BUT IT SHOULD BE
FUN FOR A LAUGH.
1353
01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:25,089
YEAH?
YEAH.
1354
01:05:25,122 --> 01:05:26,423
ALL RIGHT.
1355
01:05:29,359 --> 01:05:30,961
One sec.
( door squeaks )
1356
01:05:33,863 --> 01:05:35,332
THANK YOU.
1357
01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:37,734
REALLY?
1358
01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:42,339
( distant laughter )
1359
01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:43,673
( music playing )
1360
01:05:43,707 --> 01:05:45,809
* YEAH, EVERYBODY,
COME ON *
1361
01:05:45,842 --> 01:05:47,411
* GET YOUR HANDS UP
1362
01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:48,845
* HANDS UP,
SHAKE IT UP, YEAH *
1363
01:05:48,878 --> 01:05:52,482
( music continuing )
1364
01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:53,817
OH, WOW.
1365
01:05:53,850 --> 01:05:55,919
* LET ME SEE YOU
MOVIN' NOW *
1366
01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:57,354
* GET YOUR HANDS UP,
HANDS UP *
1367
01:05:57,387 --> 01:06:01,691
( indistinct happy chatter )
1368
01:06:01,725 --> 01:06:03,627
* IN THE CLUB NOW--
SHAKE IT UP, MAMA *
1369
01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:05,962
* LET ME SEE YOU
MOVIN' NOW *
1370
01:06:05,996 --> 01:06:08,332
( music continuing )
1371
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:18,042
( music continuing )
1372
01:06:18,075 --> 01:06:19,809
( laughter )
1373
01:06:19,843 --> 01:06:22,046
Boy: ATOMIC DROP!
1374
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:25,649
( music continuing )
1375
01:06:27,251 --> 01:06:29,053
WANNA DANCE?
1376
01:06:29,086 --> 01:06:30,554
WANNA DANCE?
WHAT?
1377
01:06:30,587 --> 01:06:31,888
WANNA DANCE?
1378
01:06:31,921 --> 01:06:33,790
I'M BUSY. MAYBE LATER.
1379
01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:35,225
* GET YOUR HANDS UP,
HANDS UP *
1380
01:06:35,259 --> 01:06:36,560
* SHAKE IT UP, YEAH
1381
01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:37,894
* WE GONNA PARTY NOW...
1382
01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:41,031
( music continuing )
1383
01:06:41,065 --> 01:06:42,232
YOU'RE LATE!
1384
01:06:42,266 --> 01:06:44,068
WAIT-- YOU INVITED US?
1385
01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:47,071
I KNEW JOSH WOULD
HAVE NOWHERE HIP
TO TAKE YOU, SO, YES.
1386
01:06:47,104 --> 01:06:49,673
YOU CAN HANG OUT
WITH ASHER AND ME.
1387
01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:51,541
I THINK I'D...
RATHER DANCE.
1388
01:06:51,575 --> 01:06:52,876
* MAMA, LET ME
SEE YOU MOVIN' NOW *
1389
01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:54,911
* YEAH
1390
01:06:54,944 --> 01:06:57,081
* YEAH, YEAH
1391
01:06:57,114 --> 01:06:59,416
* YEAH
1392
01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:01,085
* YEAH, YEAH
1393
01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:02,552
* YOU KEEP
KNOCKIN' ME OUT *
1394
01:07:02,586 --> 01:07:04,221
* BEAUTY QUEEN
WITH THE TITLE... *
1395
01:07:04,254 --> 01:07:06,390
DANCING ISN'T
REALLY MY THING.
1396
01:07:06,423 --> 01:07:07,857
JUST GO.
1397
01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:09,259
* YOU MAKE ME THINK
I'M ON A CRUISE *
1398
01:07:09,293 --> 01:07:10,894
* 'CAUSE I LOVE THE WAY
YOU ROCK THE BOAT *
1399
01:07:10,927 --> 01:07:12,562
* I TAKE NOTE ON HOW
YOU BREAKIN' IT DOWN *
1400
01:07:12,596 --> 01:07:13,730
* SHAKE IT UP, YEAH
1401
01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:14,998
* WE GONNA PARTY NOW
1402
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,166
* GET IT, GET IT
MOVIN', YEAH *
1403
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,334
* WE GONNA HOLLA' NOW
1404
01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:18,402
* IN THE CLUB NOW
1405
01:07:18,435 --> 01:07:19,736
* SHAKE IT UP, MAMA
1406
01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:22,106
* LET ME SEE YOU
MOVIN' NOW *
1407
01:07:22,139 --> 01:07:24,074
( music continuing )
1408
01:07:31,315 --> 01:07:33,283
SHOW-OFF.
1409
01:07:33,317 --> 01:07:34,951
I'M HAPPY TO SEE JOSH,
1410
01:07:34,984 --> 01:07:37,287
BUT... I KIND OF WISH
HE WAS ON HIS OWN
1411
01:07:37,321 --> 01:07:40,290
SO WE COULD HANG OUT MORE.
1412
01:07:40,324 --> 01:07:41,625
WEIRD, RIGHT?
1413
01:07:41,658 --> 01:07:43,627
( music continuing )
1414
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:46,130
UGH!
1415
01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:48,765
OKAY, I'LL STOP
TORTURING YOU.
1416
01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:52,369
( music continuing )
1417
01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:54,371
WE GOT DATES FOR
THE SPRING FORMAL.
1418
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:55,705
WITH THE TWINS.
1419
01:07:55,739 --> 01:07:57,307
THEY'RE MATCHING!
I'M WITH JAY.
1420
01:07:57,341 --> 01:07:59,176
AND I'M WITH DANNY.
1421
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:03,447
EXCELLENT, LADIES.
WE CAN TRIPLE-DATE,
WITH ASHER AND ME.
1422
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:06,082
ANYONE THIRSTY?
* IN THE CLUB, NOW
1423
01:08:06,116 --> 01:08:08,585
* SHAKE IT UP, MAMA,
LET ME SEE YOU MOVIN' NOW *
1424
01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:10,587
* GET YOUR HANDS UP,
HANDS UP *
1425
01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:12,922
( music continuing )
1426
01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:16,626
WHATCHA LOOKIN' FOR?
1427
01:08:17,961 --> 01:08:19,263
LEMONADE.
1428
01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:20,764
OOPS.
1429
01:08:20,797 --> 01:08:22,199
TOOK THE LAST ONE.
1430
01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:25,602
GET USED TO THAT
LOSER FEELING.
1431
01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:27,771
( music continuing )
1432
01:08:27,804 --> 01:08:30,073
( both laughing )
1433
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,808
Amy: SO, I WAS DOING
MY GUITAR SOLO,
1434
01:08:31,841 --> 01:08:34,144
AND THEN AN ELEPHANT
JOINED IN ON THE DRUMS.
1435
01:08:34,178 --> 01:08:37,113
WOW. THAT'S AWESOME.
1436
01:08:38,382 --> 01:08:39,749
GO CHECK ON HER.
1437
01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:42,085
W-WHAT?
1438
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:44,120
SORRY. IT'S JUST--
1439
01:08:44,154 --> 01:08:45,655
IT'S FINE.
1440
01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:47,123
ARE YOU SURE?
1441
01:08:47,157 --> 01:08:48,458
MM-HMM.
1442
01:08:50,059 --> 01:08:52,329
I'M GONNA GO SEE
IF THE DEEJAY WILL
LET ME SPIN A FEW.
1443
01:08:52,362 --> 01:08:53,630
OKAY.
1444
01:08:58,302 --> 01:08:59,603
HEY.
1445
01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,271
WHY ARE YOU
BY YOURSELF?
1446
01:09:01,305 --> 01:09:05,875
OH, I WAS JUST
TAKING A BREATHER.
WHERE'S AMY?
1447
01:09:05,909 --> 01:09:08,612
OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL
WITH HER, ANYWAY?
1448
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:11,014
KIND OF DITCHED HER
IN THE SIXTH GRADE.
1449
01:09:11,047 --> 01:09:13,183
WHY? AMY'S GREAT.
1450
01:09:13,217 --> 01:09:14,984
AMYGREAT.
1451
01:09:17,187 --> 01:09:20,624
I WAS AFRAID
OF ALWAYS LIVING
IN HER SHADOW.
1452
01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:22,426
YOU?
1453
01:09:25,262 --> 01:09:28,865
SO I GUESS NO THREAT OF THAT
WITH HANNAH AND LOLA.
1454
01:09:28,898 --> 01:09:32,068
ANYWAY, AMY IS DOWNSTAIRS
CHECKING OUT MUSIC.
1455
01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:33,503
UH-OH.
1456
01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:34,504
WHAT-OH?
1457
01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:36,573
THAT MEANS SHE'S
B-O-R-E-D BORED.
1458
01:09:36,606 --> 01:09:38,475
SERIOUSLY? WHAT SHOULD I DO?
1459
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,577
BE ROMANTIC, DORK.
HOLD HER HAND.
1460
01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:42,379
WHAT, DO I JUST
GRAB IT, OR...?
1461
01:09:42,412 --> 01:09:43,680
LIKE THIS.
1462
01:09:45,449 --> 01:09:46,750
THEN WHAT?
1463
01:09:46,783 --> 01:09:49,052
WHEN SHE TALKS TO YOU,
YOU WANT TO LEAN IN,
1464
01:09:49,085 --> 01:09:50,387
LIKE THIS.
1465
01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:57,927
HELLO!
1466
01:09:57,961 --> 01:09:59,195
( Dylan and Josh
stammering )
1467
01:09:59,229 --> 01:10:01,231
DYLAN HAD SOMETHING
IN HER CONTACT.
1468
01:10:01,265 --> 01:10:02,866
YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
1469
01:10:02,899 --> 01:10:05,068
NO, DON'T BE SILLY.
CONTACTS?
1470
01:10:05,101 --> 01:10:07,604
I HAVE TOTES
PERFECT VISION.
JOSH WAS JUST--
1471
01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:09,105
JUST LEAVING!
1472
01:10:09,138 --> 01:10:11,941
I MEAN, WHO
INVITED HIM, ANYWAY?
1473
01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:18,882
ASHER, WAIT!
NOTHING WAS HAPPENING!
1474
01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:21,117
ASHER!
1475
01:10:27,624 --> 01:10:29,726
Dylan:
ASHER. ASHER.
1476
01:10:29,759 --> 01:10:34,230
EXCUSE ME. SORRY.
ASHER! ASHER, WAIT!
1477
01:10:34,264 --> 01:10:35,932
CALL YOU LATER, ASH.
1478
01:10:35,965 --> 01:10:37,434
W-WHAT'S GOING ON?
1479
01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:40,236
OH, NOTHING.
I'M JUST TRèS FATIGUé.
1480
01:10:40,270 --> 01:10:41,571
BUT YOU NEVER
LEAVE PARTIES EARLY.
1481
01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:42,906
WELL, I AM NOW, OKAY?
1482
01:10:42,939 --> 01:10:45,241
( dance music playing )
1483
01:10:57,954 --> 01:11:01,358
LOOK, THERE'S NOTHING
GOING ON WITH DYLAN, OKAY?
1484
01:11:02,459 --> 01:11:04,193
I BELIEVE YOU.
1485
01:11:05,462 --> 01:11:06,763
UM...
1486
01:11:08,865 --> 01:11:11,668
WOULD... YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE SPRING FORMAL
WITH ME?
1487
01:11:13,337 --> 01:11:16,773
THANKS, JOSH, BUT NO.
1488
01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:18,942
WHY NOT?
1489
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:23,980
LOOK, I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE SECRETLY
DATING DYLAN,
1490
01:11:24,013 --> 01:11:25,782
BUT I THINK YOU WANT TO.
1491
01:11:25,815 --> 01:11:27,484
WHAT?
1492
01:11:27,517 --> 01:11:29,653
OKAY, N-O SPELLS "NO."
1493
01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:30,954
NEVER.
1494
01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:33,957
YOU EVEN SOUND LIKE HER.
1495
01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:39,095
I'M SORRY.
1496
01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:40,229
Yeah.
1497
01:11:49,373 --> 01:11:51,541
NOW, BACK AWAY.
GO 'WAY.
1498
01:11:53,510 --> 01:11:55,812
AND... LOOK!
1499
01:11:55,845 --> 01:11:57,747
AND I'M FREE!
1500
01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:02,919
AT THE BEACH!
( laughing )
1501
01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:34,050
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
1502
01:12:42,926 --> 01:12:44,894
NO, NO, NO!
1503
01:12:47,597 --> 01:12:49,399
NO!
1504
01:12:49,433 --> 01:12:51,635
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
1505
01:12:53,770 --> 01:12:54,871
THERE YOU GO.
1506
01:12:54,904 --> 01:12:56,540
VOTE FOR PATERSON.
1507
01:12:56,573 --> 01:12:59,042
HI, GUYS. DON'T
FORGET TO VOTE!
1508
01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:01,244
VOTE FOR PATERSON.
1509
01:13:01,277 --> 01:13:03,246
HERE YOU GO.
1510
01:13:03,279 --> 01:13:05,248
HELLO.
VOTE FOR PATERSON.
1511
01:13:05,281 --> 01:13:07,884
OH, HERE YOU GO.
YOU HAVE TO VOTE, OKAY?
1512
01:13:15,825 --> 01:13:17,427
DYLAN, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
1513
01:13:17,461 --> 01:13:20,296
HANNAH... AND LOLA.
1514
01:13:20,329 --> 01:13:22,766
DUH! I'M STANDING
RIGHT HERE.
1515
01:13:22,799 --> 01:13:23,933
WHAT'S WITH
THE FIRE HYDRANT?
1516
01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:25,268
OH.
1517
01:13:25,301 --> 01:13:26,936
I-I WAS JUST CHECKING IT.
1518
01:13:26,970 --> 01:13:30,474
YOU KNOW-- SAFETY FIRST.
1519
01:13:30,507 --> 01:13:33,376
WE DON'T HAVE FRENCH
CLASS UNTIL AFTER LUNCH.
1520
01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,878
YEAH.
1521
01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:39,415
I WAS, UH, I WAS
JUST GONNA STUDY
FOR THE POP QUIZ.
1522
01:13:39,449 --> 01:13:41,084
WE HAVE A POP QUIZ
IN FRENCH?
1523
01:13:42,486 --> 01:13:43,787
YOU NEVER KNOW, RIGHT?
1524
01:13:45,489 --> 01:13:47,156
HIGH, PRINCIPAL GUTHRIE!
1525
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,594
THE PRESSURES OF
BLOSSOM QUEEN...!
1526
01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:51,995
IT'S MADE HER
TOTALLY SNAP.
1527
01:13:52,028 --> 01:13:53,897
( class bell rings )
1528
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,232
LOOK, I KNOW THE ROUGH CUT
DEADLINE IS TOMORROW,
1529
01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:58,267
BUT IS THERE ANY CHANCE
I CAN GET AN EXTENSION?
1530
01:13:58,301 --> 01:14:00,737
I'D LIKE TO, BUT YOU
KNOW I CAN'T, JOSH.
1531
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,238
AS CHAIR OF
THE FILM COMMITTEE,
1532
01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:05,441
IT WOULD LOOK LIKE
I'M PLAYING FAVORITES.
1533
01:14:05,475 --> 01:14:07,443
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON?
1534
01:14:07,477 --> 01:14:08,845
HONESTLY?
1535
01:14:08,878 --> 01:14:10,680
I NEED HELP
FINISHING THE FILM.
1536
01:14:10,714 --> 01:14:14,183
JOSH, JUST TELL THE TRUTH.
1537
01:14:14,217 --> 01:14:17,020
THEN YOUR ARTISTIC
VISION WILL SHINE THROUGH.
1538
01:14:17,053 --> 01:14:19,055
ARTISTIC VISION.
GOT IT.
1539
01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:26,863
LISTEN.
1540
01:14:26,896 --> 01:14:29,933
I'LL TALK TO THE FILM
FESTIVAL BOARD.
1541
01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:32,201
IF YOU CAN EDIT SOMETHING
BY TOMORROW MORNING,
1542
01:14:32,235 --> 01:14:34,437
I'LL GET THEM
TO SAVE YOUR SLOT.
1543
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:36,973
BUT I'M AFRAID
YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN
YOURSELF ENOUGH TIME
1544
01:14:37,006 --> 01:14:39,643
TO MAKE SOMETHING
WORTHY OF FIRST PLACE.
1545
01:14:41,711 --> 01:14:43,446
He's right.
1546
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,515
THE POST-REPUBLICAN PERIOD
1547
01:14:45,549 --> 01:14:48,384
OF THE ANCIENT
ROMAN CIVILIZATION
1548
01:14:48,417 --> 01:14:53,356
WAS CHARACTERIZED BY
AN AUTOCRATIC GOVERNMENT.
1549
01:14:53,389 --> 01:14:56,526
AN AUTOCRATIC
FORM OF GOVERNMENT.
1550
01:14:56,560 --> 01:15:00,129
IN THE LATE
THIRD CENTURY A.D.,
1551
01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:03,700
DIOCLETIAN ESTABLISHED
THE PRACTICE...
1552
01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:06,536
HERE. LETTER
FROM ASHER.
1553
01:15:06,570 --> 01:15:08,404
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
1554
01:15:08,437 --> 01:15:10,073
OH, YOU KNOW,
THE USUAL.
1555
01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:12,241
HE ADORES ME.
ETCETERA, ETCETERA.
1556
01:15:12,275 --> 01:15:14,744
UM, ACTUALLY,
IT SAYS HE'S BREAKING
UP WITH YOU--
1557
01:15:14,778 --> 01:15:16,079
LIKE, NOW.
1558
01:15:16,112 --> 01:15:17,413
WHAT?!
1559
01:15:17,446 --> 01:15:18,915
Teacher: ...WAS FORCED
TO ABDICATE.
1560
01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:20,383
YOU WEAR GLASSES?!
1561
01:15:24,253 --> 01:15:26,222
Teacher: THIS WILL
ALL BE ON THE MIDTERM.
1562
01:15:32,461 --> 01:15:34,097
( indistinct comment )
1563
01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:35,431
ASHER!
1564
01:15:35,464 --> 01:15:37,433
ASHER! ASHER, ST--!
1565
01:15:37,466 --> 01:15:39,002
DUDE!
1566
01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:41,170
HA HA HA!
ASHER!
WHAT?
1567
01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:43,506
YOU'RE BREAKING UP
WITH ME, IN A NOTE?
1568
01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:44,741
WHAT ABOUT SPRING FORMAL?
1569
01:15:44,774 --> 01:15:46,610
MAYBE JOSH CAN TAKE YOU!
HOO-AHH!
1570
01:15:46,643 --> 01:15:49,112
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
1571
01:15:49,145 --> 01:15:50,747
YOU'VE CHANGED.
1572
01:15:50,780 --> 01:15:53,349
YOU HANG WITH NERDS NOW.
YOU'RE EVEN DRESSING
LIKE ONE.
1573
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:56,920
NO! LOOK, LOOK, SEE?
I'M THE SAME OLD DYLAN.
1574
01:15:56,953 --> 01:15:59,723
HEY, I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THAT.
1575
01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:02,926
LATES.
1576
01:16:07,831 --> 01:16:11,100
( indistinct comments
and snickering )
1577
01:16:18,842 --> 01:16:21,477
HEY.
HEY. I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
1578
01:16:21,510 --> 01:16:24,080
GREAT. I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU TOO.
LET'S EAT OUTSIDE.
1579
01:16:24,113 --> 01:16:26,783
NO, THAT'S WHAT I WANT
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
1580
01:16:26,816 --> 01:16:28,818
I-I CAN'T HAVE LUNCH
WITH YOU TODAY,
1581
01:16:28,852 --> 01:16:31,621
OR ANY DAY UNTIL
AFTER THE FILM FESTIVAL.
1582
01:16:31,655 --> 01:16:33,122
WHAT?
1583
01:16:33,156 --> 01:16:36,993
I HAVEN'T FINISHED
THE MOVIE YET, OKAY?
1584
01:16:37,026 --> 01:16:38,427
AND I'VE GOT TO STAY
FOCUSED,
1585
01:16:38,461 --> 01:16:41,164
AND I REALLY,
REALLY WANT TO WIN
THAT FILM PRIZE.
1586
01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:43,232
AND I REALLY WANT
TO WIN BLOSSOM QUEEN,
1587
01:16:43,266 --> 01:16:45,168
SO YOU'D BETTER NOT
MESS THIS UP, GEEK,
OR I'LL--
1588
01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:47,904
OR WHAT? YOU GONNA
BAN ME FROM THE RAMP?
1589
01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:49,939
YOUR SEAT'S
ALREADY BEEN TAKEN.
1590
01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:55,278
( no audible dialogue )
1591
01:17:26,575 --> 01:17:28,678
THE MUMMY,
ORIGINAL OR REMAKE?
1592
01:17:28,712 --> 01:17:30,179
ORIGINAL DIRECTED
BY KARL FREUND,
1593
01:17:30,213 --> 01:17:31,681
REMAKE DIRECTED
BY STEPHEN SOMMERS.
1594
01:17:31,715 --> 01:17:33,182
I WOULD SAY ORIGINAL.
1595
01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:37,553
REMAKE.
WELL. LOOK WHO
DEIGNED TO JOIN US.
1596
01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:39,723
WELL, AS PRESIDENT
OF THE FILM CLUB, I...
1597
01:17:39,756 --> 01:17:40,724
NOT ANYMORE.
1598
01:17:40,757 --> 01:17:42,091
WHAT?!
1599
01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:48,998
IT'S JUST
YOU'VE BEEN SO BUSY
1600
01:17:49,032 --> 01:17:50,800
GOING TO PARTIES
WITH POPULARS LATELY...
1601
01:17:50,834 --> 01:17:53,136
INSTEAD OF COMING
TO THE MATHLETES
SCAVENGER HUNT.
1602
01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:57,573
GUYS, I AM SO SORRY.
OKAY, I COMPLETELY
FORGOT.
1603
01:18:05,614 --> 01:18:07,984
OKAY. WE...
1604
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:10,153
DECIDED TO REELECT
1605
01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:12,688
A NEW FILM CLUB SOCIETY
PRESIDENT IN YOUR ABSENCE.
1606
01:18:12,722 --> 01:18:14,490
WHAT? WHO?
1607
01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:16,359
ME!
REALLY?
1608
01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:19,328
WHY DON'T YOU
GO CRY ON YOUR NEW
BFF's SHOULDER?
1609
01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:22,165
I HEARD DYLAN AND ASHER
ARE D-O-N-E DONE.
1610
01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:23,733
HE DUMPED HER.
1611
01:18:26,903 --> 01:18:29,605
( shrieking )
1612
01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:31,274
( laughing )
1613
01:18:31,307 --> 01:18:33,843
Sandy: DARE I ASK?
1614
01:18:33,877 --> 01:18:35,311
HOW'S IT GOIN'?
1615
01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:38,782
MY FRIENDS EXPECT ONE THING,
1616
01:18:38,815 --> 01:18:40,784
AND DYLAN EXPECTS ANOTHER.
1617
01:18:40,817 --> 01:18:43,419
MR. FARLEY WANTS ME
TO TELL THE TRUTH.
1618
01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:45,254
THAT'S GOOD ADVICE.
1619
01:18:47,323 --> 01:18:51,227
HEY, MOM, DO YOU THINK
IT'S OKAY IF MY ARTISTIC
VISION HAS CHANGED?
1620
01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:53,930
WELL... YEAH.
1621
01:18:53,963 --> 01:18:56,800
I THINK IT'S OKAY IF
YOUR FEELINGS HAVE CHANGED.
1622
01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:59,102
I MEAN, YOUR FILM
SHOULD BE ABOUT
1623
01:18:59,135 --> 01:19:01,470
THE DYLAN THAT
YOU'VE COME TO KNOW.
1624
01:19:05,274 --> 01:19:06,943
GOOD NIGHT.
1625
01:19:06,976 --> 01:19:09,112
'NIGHT.
1626
01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:11,815
HEY, DON'T STAY UP
TOO LATE, OKAY?
YEAH.
1627
01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:17,653
STOP IT.
1628
01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:33,769
TESTING, 1-2-3.
1629
01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:43,246
I LOVE IT!
( laughter )
1630
01:19:43,279 --> 01:19:44,881
IT FEELS LIKE A CUPCAKE.
1631
01:19:49,886 --> 01:19:51,354
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THIS ONE?
1632
01:19:51,387 --> 01:19:52,688
OH, IT'S SO CUTE.
I LOVE THE SPARKLES.
1633
01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:54,457
DO YOU LIKE MY GLOVE?
OH, I LOVE THOSE.
1634
01:19:57,293 --> 01:20:00,263
DYLAN. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
1635
01:20:00,296 --> 01:20:01,764
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
BOUTIQUE.
1636
01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:03,432
I'M ALWAYS HERE.
1637
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:05,668
YOU'RE SHOPPING FOR
SPRING FORMAL WITHOUT ME?
1638
01:20:05,701 --> 01:20:09,038
WELL, YOU'RE FOREVER
OFF SHOPPING WITH
JOSH THESE DAYS.
1639
01:20:09,072 --> 01:20:12,008
BESIDES, WE HAVE DATES
FOR THE DANCE, AND...
1640
01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:13,509
YOU DON'T ANYMORE.
1641
01:20:30,726 --> 01:20:32,528
LOLA.
1642
01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:35,731
YES, GET THAT DRESS.
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
1643
01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:37,100
J'ADORE.
1644
01:20:48,211 --> 01:20:49,845
MARTA, I'M HOME!
1645
01:20:49,879 --> 01:20:52,581
HEY, SWEETIE.
NO PLANS WITH
JOSH TONIGHT?
1646
01:20:52,615 --> 01:20:55,518
I THINK JOSH AND ME
ARE IN A FIGHT.
OVER THE MOVIE?
1647
01:20:55,551 --> 01:20:56,852
I'M STARTING
TO WONDER IF IT WAS
1648
01:20:56,886 --> 01:20:58,955
SUCH A STELLAR IDEA
AFTER ALL.
1649
01:21:00,556 --> 01:21:02,191
TELL YOU WHAT:
1650
01:21:02,225 --> 01:21:05,528
WHY DON'T WE HAVE DINNER,
JUST THE TWO OF US?
1651
01:21:05,561 --> 01:21:08,697
I'M SUPPOSED TO SEE AMBER,
BUT I CAN QUICKLY
1652
01:21:08,731 --> 01:21:10,699
GIVE HER A CALL
AND CANCEL.
1653
01:21:10,733 --> 01:21:13,236
WE'LL ORDER IN.
1654
01:21:13,269 --> 01:21:16,105
I SUPPOSE YOUR
GIRLFRIEND CAN JOIN US.
1655
01:21:16,139 --> 01:21:18,774
JUST ONCE.
1656
01:21:18,807 --> 01:21:20,143
REALLY?
1657
01:21:22,946 --> 01:21:25,614
YOU... ARE THE BEST.
1658
01:21:25,648 --> 01:21:28,451
( chuckles softly )
I KNOW.
1659
01:21:30,619 --> 01:21:33,089
SO I'VE NOTICED
THAT YOU HAVE SOME...
1660
01:21:33,122 --> 01:21:35,091
( continues indistinctly )
1661
01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:37,626
( laughter
and happy chatter )
1662
01:21:40,596 --> 01:21:42,398
THAT'D BE AWESOME.
1663
01:21:42,431 --> 01:21:46,235
SO, MAYBE AMBER'S
NOT MY MOM, BUT...
1664
01:21:46,269 --> 01:21:48,904
SHE'S NOT SO BAD EITHER.
1665
01:21:48,938 --> 01:21:52,241
AND IT CONVINCED ME TO HAVE
A LITTLE BIT MORE FAITH IN JOSH.
1666
01:21:52,275 --> 01:21:54,577
THE MOVIE WILL BE FINE...
1667
01:21:57,313 --> 01:21:59,915
( "Ride of the Valkyries"
playing on movie soundtrack )
1668
01:22:09,692 --> 01:22:11,627
AS THEY SAY
IN SHOW BUSINESS,
BREAK A LEG.
1669
01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:13,229
WAIT. YOU GUYS
STILL MAD?
1670
01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:14,563
NAH. GEEKS STICK TOGETHER.
1671
01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:16,765
( mouths "hi" )
1672
01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:22,771
( applause )
1673
01:22:26,509 --> 01:22:28,311
RIGHT.
WELL, THANK YOU,
1674
01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:30,446
JOSIE BELLE BRUNO FOR
THAT FASCINATING FILM
1675
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:32,148
ABOUT YOUR PET HAMSTER.
1676
01:22:32,181 --> 01:22:33,782
( applause )
1677
01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:40,256
I CERTAINLY DIDN'T KNOW
THAT THEY WERE THAT VICIOUS.
1678
01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:42,191
( polite laughter )
1679
01:22:42,225 --> 01:22:44,527
RIGHT. WELL, I WOULD
LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY
1680
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:47,363
TO THANK ALL THE PARTICIPANTS
IN THE FESTIVAL.
1681
01:22:47,396 --> 01:22:49,198
THANK YOU.
1682
01:22:49,232 --> 01:22:52,768
WELL, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE
1683
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:56,172
TO INTRODUCE WOODLANDS ACADEMY'S
OFFICIAL SUBMISSION,
1684
01:22:56,205 --> 01:22:59,375
JOSH ROSEN AND HIS
DOCUMENTARY CALLED
1685
01:22:59,408 --> 01:23:01,377
THE POPULARITY PROJECT.
1686
01:23:01,410 --> 01:23:02,811
( applause )
1687
01:23:09,418 --> 01:23:11,220
POPULARITY.
1688
01:23:11,254 --> 01:23:13,222
WHAT IS IT?
1689
01:23:13,256 --> 01:23:14,890
ACCORDING TO
DYLAN SCHOENFIELD,
1690
01:23:14,923 --> 01:23:17,893
ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR
GIRLS AT WOODLANDS ACADEMY,
1691
01:23:17,926 --> 01:23:19,628
IT'S A LOT OF THINGS.
1692
01:23:19,662 --> 01:23:21,997
Dylan: BEING POPULAR
IS SO NOT EASY.
1693
01:23:22,031 --> 01:23:23,332
WE'RE IN THE MOVIE!
1694
01:23:23,366 --> 01:23:24,833
...ROYALTY
OR THE FIRST LADY.
1695
01:23:24,867 --> 01:23:27,303
YOU HAVE TO LIVE UP TO
IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS OF BEAUTY,
1696
01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:29,405
AND YOU'RE EXPECTED
TO BE A GOOD INFLUENCE.
1697
01:23:29,438 --> 01:23:31,640
LIKE, I HELP OUT
THE LESS FORTUNATE:
1698
01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:32,908
FASHION VICTIMS.
1699
01:23:32,941 --> 01:23:35,044
( laughter )
1700
01:23:35,078 --> 01:23:37,046
POPULARITY'S CONTAGIOUS.
1701
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,714
WHAT, LIKE A COLD?
1702
01:23:38,747 --> 01:23:41,050
DUH! IT'S WHY HANNAH
AND LOLA BATTLE
1703
01:23:41,084 --> 01:23:42,718
TO BE MY BETTER FRIEND.
1704
01:23:42,751 --> 01:23:44,820
THEIR POPULARITY
COMES FROM MINE.
1705
01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:48,524
( laughter )
1706
01:23:48,557 --> 01:23:50,193
Josh: WHAT ARE
YOUR PLANS AFTER SCHOOL?
1707
01:23:50,226 --> 01:23:52,395
PILATES. BUT
NOT ON TUESDAYS.
THAT'S YOGA.
1708
01:23:52,428 --> 01:23:54,230
( laughter )
1709
01:23:54,263 --> 01:23:55,564
Josh:
WHEN YOU GRADUATE?
1710
01:23:55,598 --> 01:23:58,367
HOPES. DREAMS.
WHAT'S YOUR LIFE GOAL?
1711
01:23:58,401 --> 01:23:59,568
BLOSSOM QUEEN.
1712
01:23:59,602 --> 01:24:01,237
( laughter )
1713
01:24:01,270 --> 01:24:02,738
AFTER THAT.
1714
01:24:02,771 --> 01:24:04,073
AFTER?
1715
01:24:04,107 --> 01:24:05,541
IF I DON'T WIN
BLOSSOM QUEEN,
1716
01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:08,277
MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY
O-V-E-R, OVER.
1717
01:24:08,311 --> 01:24:10,613
( laughter )
1718
01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:13,749
Josh: SO, POPULARS
ONLY HANG WITH POPULARS.
1719
01:24:13,782 --> 01:24:16,018
CATS DON'T HANG
WITH DOGS, RIGHT?
1720
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:18,754
REALLY?
THAT'S YOUR ARGUMENT?
1721
01:24:18,787 --> 01:24:21,624
IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.
IF EVERYONE STAYS
IN THEIR OWN GROUP,
1722
01:24:21,657 --> 01:24:23,759
THERE'S NO CHANCE
OF MISUNDERSTANDINGS.
1723
01:24:23,792 --> 01:24:26,962
LIKE... WHAT KIND
OF MISUNDERSTANDINGS?
1724
01:24:26,995 --> 01:24:29,432
WELL... TAKE YOU
AND ME, FOR INSTANCE.
1725
01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:32,268
IF WE MINGLED OUTSIDE OF
DOING MY MOVIE TOGETHER,
1726
01:24:32,301 --> 01:24:34,370
YOU MIGHT GET THE WRONG
IDEA AND ASK ME OUT.
1727
01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:36,105
( laughter )
1728
01:24:36,139 --> 01:24:37,940
IMAGINE THE HORROR.
1729
01:24:37,973 --> 01:24:39,442
YOU'D BE SO EMBARRASSED.
1730
01:24:39,475 --> 01:24:42,545
( clears throat sharply )
1731
01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:44,147
( laughter )
1732
01:24:46,349 --> 01:24:48,484
DID WE GET IT?
WAS THAT GOOD?
1733
01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:52,288
( laughter )
1734
01:24:52,321 --> 01:24:54,923
SO, IS DYLAN THE CAT...
OR THE DAWG?
1735
01:24:54,957 --> 01:24:56,459
( laughter )
1736
01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:01,497
ARE YOU GETTING
MY GOOD SIDE?
1737
01:25:01,530 --> 01:25:03,299
THIS ONE RIGHT HERE?
1738
01:25:03,332 --> 01:25:06,135
Josh: COULD ONE PERSON
BE THIS SHALLOW?
1739
01:25:06,169 --> 01:25:08,904
I CHOSE DYLAN
AS MY DOCUMENTARY SUBJECT
1740
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:10,573
BECAUSE
I WANTED A CHALLENGE--
1741
01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:13,676
TO UNCOVER THE TRUTH
ABOUT POPULARITY.
1742
01:25:13,709 --> 01:25:16,345
BUT I ALSO WANTED TO MAKE
SOMETHING REAL.
1743
01:25:16,379 --> 01:25:20,249
I WAS DETERMINED TO DISCOVER
THE REAL DYLAN SCHOENFIELD.
1744
01:25:20,283 --> 01:25:22,518
OH, NO, THE VOLLEYBALL
GAME'S OVER! ASHER!
1745
01:25:22,551 --> 01:25:24,820
( laughter )
1746
01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:30,493
BUH-BYE!
1747
01:25:30,526 --> 01:25:33,028
à BIENTôT!
1748
01:25:33,061 --> 01:25:34,930
BON VOYAGE!
1749
01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:37,333
( laughter )
1750
01:25:41,304 --> 01:25:43,439
DYLAN, STOP!
1751
01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:45,040
STOP!
1752
01:25:45,073 --> 01:25:47,176
WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT'S WRONG?
1753
01:25:47,210 --> 01:25:49,512
THE ENTIRE MOVIE
IS WHAT'S WRONG,
1754
01:25:49,545 --> 01:25:52,014
AND IT WASN'T ENOUGH
FOR YOU TO EMBARRASS ME
IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS--
1755
01:25:52,047 --> 01:25:54,717
YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN
FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CITY.
1756
01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:56,051
EMBARRASS YOU?
1757
01:25:56,084 --> 01:25:58,020
BUT I WAS TRYING
TO SHOW THE REAL YOU.
1758
01:25:58,053 --> 01:26:00,523
AND THE REAL ME
IS HUMILIATING.
1759
01:26:00,556 --> 01:26:03,192
I SPENT ALL
OF MIDDLE SCHOOL
AND HIGH SCHOOL
1760
01:26:03,226 --> 01:26:05,127
TRYING TO GET RID
OF THE REAL ME
1761
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,196
AND PERFECT
THE NEW DYLAN.
1762
01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:08,464
DYLAN, I-I...
1763
01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:10,399
YOU DON'T GET IT,
AND YOU NEVER DID.
1764
01:26:10,433 --> 01:26:14,237
I TRUSTED YOU,
BUT YOU NEVER
CARED ABOUT ME.
1765
01:26:14,270 --> 01:26:16,872
ALL YOU CARED ABOUT
WAS THAT STUPID MOVIE!
1766
01:26:16,905 --> 01:26:19,275
THAT'S NOT TRUE!
IT'S NOT?
1767
01:26:23,779 --> 01:26:25,581
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, JOSH.
1768
01:26:25,614 --> 01:26:28,183
AND BY THAT,
I MEAN "FOR" AND "EVER."
1769
01:26:41,597 --> 01:26:44,233
Josh: SO, THE MORE
I GOT TO KNOW DYLAN,
1770
01:26:44,267 --> 01:26:47,236
I FOUND OUT THERE'S
LOTS OF SIDES TO HER:
1771
01:26:47,270 --> 01:26:48,937
SHE CAN BE FUNNY,
1772
01:26:48,971 --> 01:26:50,939
AND NORMAL,
1773
01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:52,941
AND FULL OF LIFE.
1774
01:26:52,975 --> 01:26:54,943
JOSH!
JOSH, LOOK AT THIS.
1775
01:26:54,977 --> 01:26:57,746
ZOOM IN. LOOK AT IT.
JOSH, ZOOM IN RIGHT HERE.
RIGHT HERE, LOOK.
1776
01:26:57,780 --> 01:27:00,916
ZOOM IN. DO YOU SEE THAT?
WHAT'S THAT SAY?
1777
01:27:00,949 --> 01:27:04,587
WHAT'S THAT SAY?
HMM? HMM?
1778
01:27:04,620 --> 01:27:05,888
"A+"!
1779
01:27:05,921 --> 01:27:07,423
HA HA HA! WHOO!
1780
01:27:07,456 --> 01:27:09,191
( audience laughing )
1781
01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:11,460
YEAH!
1782
01:27:11,494 --> 01:27:13,962
STOP IT! WHAAAAHHH!
1783
01:27:13,996 --> 01:27:15,598
( audience laughing )
1784
01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:20,636
Josh: SHE CAN
ALSO BE SENSITIVE
1785
01:27:20,669 --> 01:27:22,471
AND VULNERABLE
1786
01:27:22,505 --> 01:27:24,307
AND COMPASSIONATE.
1787
01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:26,041
IS THAT YOUR MOM?
1788
01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:27,376
YEAH.
1789
01:27:27,410 --> 01:27:30,546
SHE MET MY DAD
AT THE WOODLANDS
SPRING FORMAL.
1790
01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:31,914
CRAZY, HUH?
1791
01:27:31,947 --> 01:27:34,383
WAIT.
1792
01:27:34,417 --> 01:27:37,152
WAS YOUR MOM
BLOSSOM QUEEN?
1793
01:27:37,185 --> 01:27:39,154
BACK IN THE OLDEN DAYS.
1794
01:27:39,187 --> 01:27:41,590
1985.
1795
01:27:43,191 --> 01:27:45,127
I'LL BET YOU MISS HER.
1796
01:27:47,863 --> 01:27:49,131
LOTS.
1797
01:27:50,666 --> 01:27:54,236
GETS KIND OF LONELY HERE
WITH JUST ME AND MY DAD.
1798
01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:56,972
SO WHEN YOU SAID THERE'S
NOTHING MORE TO LIFE
1799
01:27:57,005 --> 01:28:00,443
THAN WINNING BLOSSOM QUEEN...
1800
01:28:00,476 --> 01:28:01,977
YEAH.
1801
01:28:03,011 --> 01:28:04,279
'CAUSE MY MOM...
1802
01:28:06,849 --> 01:28:09,084
IF I WIN...
1803
01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:10,686
IT'S LIKE WE'RE
STILL CONNECTED...
1804
01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:15,358
LIKE SHE'S STILL WITH ME.
1805
01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:31,774
Josh: AND AS I DISCOVERED
THE REAL DYLAN SCHOENFIELD,
1806
01:28:31,807 --> 01:28:34,877
I FIGURED, YEAH,
SHE MIGHT BE POPULAR,
1807
01:28:34,910 --> 01:28:36,879
SHE MIGHT REALLY LIKE SHOES,
1808
01:28:36,912 --> 01:28:38,714
BUT SHE'S MORE THAN THAT.
1809
01:28:38,747 --> 01:28:43,051
SHE'S SMART. AND COOL.
AND REAL.
1810
01:28:43,085 --> 01:28:46,655
AND THAT'S THE DYLAN
I WANTED TO SHOW THE WORLD.
1811
01:28:46,689 --> 01:28:49,224
SO, MAYBE THE TRUTH
DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE
1812
01:28:49,257 --> 01:28:52,895
A HARD-HITTING EXPOSé
ON POPULARITY,
1813
01:28:52,928 --> 01:28:54,730
BUT I DON'T CARE.
1814
01:28:54,763 --> 01:28:56,365
I HAVE A NEW FRIEND.
1815
01:28:56,399 --> 01:28:59,234
THAT'S WHAT REALLY MATTERS.
1816
01:28:59,267 --> 01:29:02,838
( applause )
1817
01:29:16,785 --> 01:29:19,087
( cartoon audio )
1818
01:29:21,924 --> 01:29:24,226
( cartoon audio )
1819
01:29:27,963 --> 01:29:29,498
HEY.
1820
01:29:29,532 --> 01:29:31,333
STILL HIDDEN UNDER
THE FROG PLANTER,
1821
01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:32,901
LIKE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
1822
01:29:32,935 --> 01:29:35,037
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1823
01:29:36,104 --> 01:29:37,706
LOOK, DYLAN...
1824
01:29:37,740 --> 01:29:39,742
JUST BECAUSE YOU STOPPED
BEING MY FRIEND IN 6th GRADE
1825
01:29:39,775 --> 01:29:41,944
DOESN'T MEAN
I STOPPED BEING YOURS.
1826
01:29:44,980 --> 01:29:47,082
I KNOW YOU WENT THROUGH
A LOT WHEN YOUR MOM DIED.
1827
01:29:48,316 --> 01:29:50,152
I GET IT.
1828
01:29:51,319 --> 01:29:53,121
I STILL GET IT.
1829
01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:55,958
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
1830
01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:00,095
WHICH YOU KNOW
FOR ME NEVER HAPPENS.
1831
01:30:00,128 --> 01:30:01,597
( both laugh )
1832
01:30:09,972 --> 01:30:11,640
JOSH IS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
1833
01:30:12,808 --> 01:30:14,610
YEAH, RIGHT.
1834
01:30:14,643 --> 01:30:16,311
JOSH'S TERRIBLE MOVIE
RUINED ME.
1835
01:30:16,344 --> 01:30:20,583
MY LIFE IS O-V-E-R, OVER.
1836
01:30:20,616 --> 01:30:23,952
JOSH'S TERRIBLE MOVIE
WON THE FILM FESTIVAL.
1837
01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:27,089
YOU'RE MORE POPULAR
THAN EVER.
1838
01:30:30,493 --> 01:30:33,261
JOSH GAVE ME THE DVD
FOR HIS MOVIE.
1839
01:30:33,295 --> 01:30:34,597
WATCH ALL OF IT,
1840
01:30:34,630 --> 01:30:36,932
AND THEN TELL ME
IF YOU'RE RUINED.
1841
01:30:44,707 --> 01:30:45,841
* ALL THE LADIES
IN THE HOUSE *
1842
01:30:45,874 --> 01:30:47,009
* LET ME HEAR YOU
SCREAM AND SHOUT *
1843
01:30:47,042 --> 01:30:48,176
* THROW YOUR HANDS
UP IN THE AIR *
1844
01:30:48,210 --> 01:30:50,012
* ROLLIN'
LIKE A MILLIONAIRE *
1845
01:30:50,045 --> 01:30:52,180
* RAISE 'EM UP, RAISE 'EM UP,
RAISE 'EM UP, RAISE 'EM UP *
1846
01:30:52,214 --> 01:30:54,116
* OH-OH OH-OH,
OH-OH OH-OH *
1847
01:30:54,149 --> 01:30:55,283
* ALL THE LADIES
IN THE HOUSE *
1848
01:30:55,317 --> 01:30:56,451
* LET ME HEAR YOU
SCREAM AND SHOUT *
1849
01:30:56,485 --> 01:30:57,586
* THROW YOUR HANDS
UP IN THE AIR *
1850
01:30:57,620 --> 01:30:59,454
* ROLLIN'
LIKE A MILLIONAIRE *
1851
01:30:59,488 --> 01:31:01,624
* RAISE 'EM UP, RAISE 'EM UP,
RAISE 'EM UP, RAISE 'EM UP *
1852
01:31:01,657 --> 01:31:03,325
* OH-OH OH-OH
1853
01:31:03,358 --> 01:31:04,960
* OH-OH OH-OH
1854
01:31:22,878 --> 01:31:24,479
Olivia: DYLAN!
1855
01:31:24,513 --> 01:31:28,684
DYLAN! YOU'RE THE MOST
POPULAR GIRL AT
WOODLANDS EVER!
1856
01:31:28,717 --> 01:31:30,185
THERE YOU ARE.
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO HANG OUT
1857
01:31:30,218 --> 01:31:31,854
WITH THE RIFF-RAFF
ANYMORE. COME ON.
1858
01:31:31,887 --> 01:31:33,188
LOOK! I GOT THE DRESS!
1859
01:31:33,221 --> 01:31:35,157
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOUR CHARITY IS FASHION.
1860
01:31:35,190 --> 01:31:37,826
"WHAT" AND "EVER."
IT'S NOTHING COMPARED
TO YOUR DRESS, DYL.
1861
01:31:37,860 --> 01:31:40,696
OH, THAT DRESS IS SO IN,
LIKE YOU.
1862
01:31:40,729 --> 01:31:42,497
HEY, DYLAN.
1863
01:31:42,531 --> 01:31:44,700
LOOKIN', UH, SMOKIN'!
1864
01:31:47,235 --> 01:31:49,572
Amy: DYLAN.
1865
01:31:49,605 --> 01:31:51,073
Principal Guthrie:
IF I COULD HAVE YOUR ATTENTION.
1866
01:31:51,106 --> 01:31:52,741
OH! IT'S STARTING!
1867
01:31:52,775 --> 01:31:54,577
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
1868
01:31:54,610 --> 01:31:56,211
IT'S TIME, PEOPLE.
1869
01:31:56,244 --> 01:31:57,713
THE MOMENT I HAVE...
1870
01:31:57,746 --> 01:32:00,348
AHEM... THE MOMENT YOU
HAVE BEEN ALL WAITING FOR.
1871
01:32:00,382 --> 01:32:05,353
IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE YOUR
SPRING FORMAL BLOSSOM QUEEN.
1872
01:32:05,387 --> 01:32:07,890
( sing-songy voice )
AND LET'S JUST SEE...
1873
01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:17,733
AND THE WINNER IS...
1874
01:32:18,967 --> 01:32:21,103
DYLAN SCHOENFIELD!
1875
01:32:21,136 --> 01:32:25,073
( applause )
1876
01:32:25,107 --> 01:32:27,676
GO UP!
1877
01:32:27,710 --> 01:32:28,944
WHOO!
1878
01:32:34,783 --> 01:32:37,285
WELL PLAYED, SCHOENFIELD,
WELL PLAYED.
1879
01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:40,522
WHOO!
1880
01:32:40,555 --> 01:32:41,890
WHOO-HOO!
1881
01:32:53,602 --> 01:32:55,738
( applause subsides )
1882
01:32:55,771 --> 01:32:57,740
Whew.
1883
01:32:57,773 --> 01:33:00,142
RECENTLY, A DOCUMENTARY
WAS MADE ABOUT ME.
1884
01:33:00,175 --> 01:33:01,810
I KNOW SOME OF YOU
MAY HAVE SEEN IT.
1885
01:33:01,844 --> 01:33:03,411
( gentle laughter )
1886
01:33:03,445 --> 01:33:06,749
UM, I WOULD LIKE TO
GIVE YOU ALL AN UPDATE.
1887
01:33:09,852 --> 01:33:13,121
I WAS WRONG ABOUT
THAT "CATS AND DOGS" STUFF.
1888
01:33:15,357 --> 01:33:17,626
POPULARITY ISN'T ABOUT
HAVING EVERYONE KNOW
WHO YOU ARE
1889
01:33:17,660 --> 01:33:20,495
OR WHAT YOU'RE WEARING OR...
1890
01:33:20,528 --> 01:33:22,030
EVEN WINNING BLOSSOM QUEEN.
1891
01:33:23,331 --> 01:33:25,300
POPULARITY IS ABOUT
HAVING REAL FRIENDS
1892
01:33:25,333 --> 01:33:26,835
WHO LIKE YOU FOR YOU...
1893
01:33:28,170 --> 01:33:29,638
NOT FAUX ONES
WHO DITCH YOU
1894
01:33:29,672 --> 01:33:32,808
BECAUSE A BETTER OFFER
CAME ALONG, OR...
1895
01:33:32,841 --> 01:33:34,977
BAILED ON YOU BECAUSE
YOU BECAME SINGLE
1896
01:33:35,010 --> 01:33:38,580
AND DIDN'T HAVE A DATE
TO SPRING FORMAL ANYMORE.
1897
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:41,016
IT'S ABOUT REAL FRIENDS
1898
01:33:41,049 --> 01:33:43,819
WHO YOU CAN COUNT ON,
1899
01:33:43,852 --> 01:33:45,453
EVEN IF IT'S BEEN,
LIKE, FOREVER
1900
01:33:45,487 --> 01:33:47,455
AND THEY HAVE PINK
HAIR AND STUFF.
1901
01:33:52,560 --> 01:33:54,697
FRIENDS WHO MIGHT NOT
ALWAYS BE INTO
1902
01:33:54,730 --> 01:33:56,699
THE SAME THINGS AS YOU,
1903
01:33:56,732 --> 01:33:58,500
BUT WHO WILL ALWAYS
BE THERE TO SHARE
1904
01:33:58,533 --> 01:34:00,836
AN EVERYTHING-BUT-
THE-KITCHEN-SINK SUNDAE.
1905
01:34:03,839 --> 01:34:07,475
IT'S NOT ABOUT
BEING POPULAR,
OR A GEEK.
1906
01:34:07,509 --> 01:34:09,077
( giggles )
1907
01:34:11,914 --> 01:34:15,718
IT'S ABOUT BEING AROUND
PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU HAPPY--
1908
01:34:15,751 --> 01:34:17,920
LIKE HOW I FEEL
ABOUT JOSH ROSEN.
1909
01:34:28,897 --> 01:34:31,466
( applause )
1910
01:34:31,499 --> 01:34:34,036
( music playing )
1911
01:34:40,943 --> 01:34:45,280
( indistinct lyrics )
1912
01:34:47,582 --> 01:34:49,384
OHH.
1913
01:34:49,417 --> 01:34:50,886
HI.
HI.
1914
01:34:50,919 --> 01:34:53,088
YOU WON THE FILM FESTIVAL.
1915
01:34:53,121 --> 01:34:54,890
AND YOU WON BLOSSOM QUEEN.
1916
01:34:54,923 --> 01:34:56,892
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU.
1917
01:34:56,925 --> 01:34:59,194
SAME HERE.
1918
01:34:59,227 --> 01:35:00,562
AMY SHOWED ME
THE WHOLE MOVIE.
1919
01:35:00,595 --> 01:35:03,665
OH. YOU FINALLY
CALLED IT "THE" MOVIE.
1920
01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:05,567
OUR MOVIE.
1921
01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:09,204
SO... DOES IT HAVE
A HAPPY ENDING?
1922
01:35:11,306 --> 01:35:13,275
YOU TELL ME.
1923
01:35:13,308 --> 01:35:15,944
Male Vocalist:
* DON'T LET THEM
1924
01:35:15,978 --> 01:35:19,447
* TAKE THIS AWAY
1925
01:35:19,481 --> 01:35:21,216
( music continuing )
1926
01:35:21,249 --> 01:35:23,018
* WORDS
1927
01:35:23,051 --> 01:35:25,854
* THEY MEAN NOTHING
1928
01:35:25,888 --> 01:35:27,890
* SO YOU CAN'T HURT ME
1929
01:35:27,923 --> 01:35:29,925
TRUE LOVE PREVAILS.
1930
01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:31,426
GUH-ROSS.
1931
01:35:31,459 --> 01:35:33,095
I THINK IT'S
KIND OF ROMANTIC.
1932
01:35:35,297 --> 01:35:37,432
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE,
STEVEN?
1933
01:35:39,634 --> 01:35:40,936
DOES "E" EQUAL "MC"...
1934
01:35:40,969 --> 01:35:42,270
...SQUARED?
1935
01:35:42,304 --> 01:35:43,438
* WORDS
1936
01:35:43,471 --> 01:35:45,273
* THEY MEAN NOTHING
1937
01:35:45,307 --> 01:35:46,975
* SO YOU CAN'T
OHH!
1938
01:35:47,009 --> 01:35:49,945
* HURT ME... *
1939
01:35:49,978 --> 01:35:51,446
HI.
HI.
1940
01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:52,781
WANNA DANCE?
1941
01:35:52,815 --> 01:35:54,616
HUH?
1942
01:35:54,649 --> 01:35:56,952
WHAT? ARE YOU SCARED
OR SOMETHING?
1943
01:35:56,985 --> 01:35:58,987
( chuckles )
ME? SCARED?
1944
01:36:12,434 --> 01:36:16,671
* FOLLOW
1945
01:36:16,704 --> 01:36:20,809
* YOUR OWN PATH FROM HERE
1946
01:36:22,544 --> 01:36:26,348
* SO DON'T LISTEN
1947
01:36:26,381 --> 01:36:28,416
* TO WHAT THEY SAY
1948
01:36:28,450 --> 01:36:30,285
SO THAT'S OUR STORY.
1949
01:36:30,318 --> 01:36:32,520
THE PRINCESS AND THE GEEK.
1950
01:36:32,554 --> 01:36:33,822
FILM GEEK.
1951
01:36:35,390 --> 01:36:37,359
I'M SORRY
I CALLED YOU A NERD.
1952
01:36:37,392 --> 01:36:39,127
SORRY I CALLED YOU
A DIVA.
1953
01:36:50,538 --> 01:36:53,508
SO... I'M THINKING SEQUEL.
1954
01:36:53,541 --> 01:36:55,844
SEQUELS ARE NEVER AS GOOD
AS THE ORIGINAL.
1955
01:36:55,878 --> 01:36:57,179
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
1956
01:36:57,212 --> 01:37:02,117
* YOUR OWN PATH FROM HERE
1957
01:37:02,150 --> 01:37:03,852
* SO DON'T
1958
01:37:03,886 --> 01:37:05,854
* LISTEN
1959
01:37:05,888 --> 01:37:10,893
* TO WHAT THEY SAY
1960
01:37:10,926 --> 01:37:12,560
* THEY DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'
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