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♪ I'm sticking with you honey ♪
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♪ You make the whole world
sunny ♪
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Oh, my God, Maggie.
What is she doing?
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Where did you find this?
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Her roommate's mother sent it to me,
because she's worried.
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Oh, it's mesmerizing.
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What is it?
Is it porn?
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It's called breadfacing,
and yes,
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people are definitely jerking
off to it.
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This is a cry for help.
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Actually, it's hard to cry
with bread in your mouth.
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♪ All over this town ♪
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I'll throw it out.
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♪ What's your problem? ♪
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♪ What's your problem? ♪
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♪ Well if you don't like girls
that are stronger than you ♪
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Oh, my God.
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Lauren, what the hell?
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Relax.
It's for an event tonight.
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♪ Well if you don't like ♪
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Here's your dry-cleaning.
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I mean, it's not really
dry-cleaned.
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I just ironed it really hard
and put it in this bag,
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but... whatever.
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Thank you.
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- Who is that?
- Oh, that's my new intern.
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You have an intern?
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It's basically slave labor,
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TBQH, but, you know, they're
getting a credit for school,
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so my conscience is clear.
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Come on. Seriously?
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I know. I know.
I am so sorry.
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I just... I have a major deal
tonight.
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Makeup?
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Yeah, it's makeup you can
eat, but I wouldn't.
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Can I get anyone some coffee?
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No, uh...
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- I'm good.
- Um.
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I'm good, dude.
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Thank you, though.
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Who's he?
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Josh, their name is Tam,
okay?
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You can't just assume
everyone's pronouns, buddy.
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Okay, I'm gonna be down
in the shop
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in case anyone needs me.
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Josh, good morning.
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Hey, good morning.
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You haven't been returning
any of my messages.
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I know, it's... look, it's just
been a crazy week.
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Josh, I need an answer.
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I know.
I'm figuring it out.
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Just...
give me 24 hours.
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Okay, 24 hours.
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♪ I choose me again and
again ♪
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♪ 'Cause I chose you again and again ♪
*Younger*
Season 05 Episode 05
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♪ Don't give any damn I don't care ♪
*Younger*
Episode Title: "Big Little Liza"
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♪ Gave you all I can of me babe ♪
Synchronized by srjanapala
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Guys, I'm sorry.
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It's just it's the busiest
season of the year.
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There's all these schmoozing
events before the mid-terms.
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We totally understand that.
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But last Thursday, we had a
drop-dead date for chapter one
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and yet still no chapter one.
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Okay, no more excuses.
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After this Arianna Huffington
event tonight,
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I will hit the ground running.
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Ooh, what Arianna Huffington
event?
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It's on ♪negativethinking.
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Oh, yet another Twitter
movement that I'm behind on.
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No, it's just an excuse to
drink and to talk about how
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liberals are still arguing
about Bernie versus Hillary.
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It's cathartic, I think.
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You should... you should come
with me.
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I would love to.
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Sorry, I've only got a
plus-one.
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Oh, that's fine.
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I don't have the energy for
that accent tonight.
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You kids have fun.
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Don't worry about me.
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♪ Open and free your mind ♪
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♪ Shoe 'em everything that's
living deep deep inside ♪
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♪ Tick-tock tick-tock ♪
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♪ I'm about to explode ♪
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♪ Gotta gotta express
yourself ♪
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Popular, popular guy here.
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Yeah...
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Okay, sorry I keep parading
you around here.
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Just talking about myself
always makes me nervous.
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Really?
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It doesn't seem to bother you
on your podcast.
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You know, strangely, I think
I am most comfortable
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either in a crowd or alone.
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One-on-one, I'm... terrible.
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You're doing fine.
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Thanks.
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Jake.
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Oh, good.
Here comes a crowd.
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Uh! Guys, this is my editor,
Kelsey Peters.
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- Hi.
- Kelsey, this is Levitt
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and Charlotte.
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Their co-hosts of the podcast
and spent some time
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with me in the White House.
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I know who they are.
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Still can't believe you got a
book deal before me.
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I read "Conversations With My
Doodle" and loved it.
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And surprisingly, not
ironically.
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That book was a surprise to
all of us.
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Kelsey just signed a content
deal
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with Reese Witherspoon's
company.
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What? Okay, don't move.
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We're gonna get you a drink,
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and you're gonna tell us
everything.
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Okay.
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Come on.
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I don't want to share you
tonight.
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- Ohh.
- How about that view?
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Come on.
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God, I love this city.
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- There.
- Oh, thanks.
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When do you go back to D.C.?
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Tomorrow morning.
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Wish I could stay longer.
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Can I kiss you?
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What?
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Sorry.
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I just thought that
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Obama's speech writer would...
be a little smoother than that.
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Oh, well, it worked on
Michelle.
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I'm kidding.
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- Kidding.
- Oh.
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I wish you weren't.
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That would be so good in the
book.
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Yeah.
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You really only care about the
book?
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I am your editor.
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Still haven't answered my
question.
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♪ Open my eyes all I see ♪
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♪ Are your dark brown eyes
looking at me ♪
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Falafels are on me.
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Thank you.
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My article on "Where Are They
Now: The Members of O-Town"
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just got 100,000 views, so...
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- Oh, well, congratulations?
- Thank you.
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- Oh.
- Ooh.
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Sorry, it's icy.
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I gotcha.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, I'm... I'm doing a series
of "Where Are They Nows."
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The next one's on my dignity.
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Well, you do what you've got
to do to pay the bills.
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Yep.
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I still have to put together a
listicle of GIFs
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called "Nun fails."
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Yeah.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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I was not prepared for that.
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What is it?
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My son sent me a picture...
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- Oh, can I see?
- Of his penis.
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Did you ask for that?
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He's 16, and he thinks
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he might have herpes.
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And how does it look?
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Um, like a teenager who
masturbated too much.
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Sounds like you're close.
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As a divorced dad,
I try to be there for him
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without judgment.
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I just don't understand this
generation's need
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to share everything.
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Well, at least he's not posting
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a picture of his penis online
and mushing it into
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a loaf of pumpernickel.
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What?
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Never mind.
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Oh!
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my...
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- Are... are you okay?
- Oh, my God.
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I'm fine. So sorry.
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Let me... let me just get my
stuff.
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- Ohh.
- Ahh.
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Here's your license.
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And here's your other license.
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That's crazy.
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You're basically living a
double life.
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I see it like this.
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The world is ageist,
and until that changes,
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I can't play by the rules.
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So true.
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You are clever.
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I have to be.
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I have a daughter in college to
support.
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And no one has found out?
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Well, let me just say that
I wish I didn't have to continue
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the charade, but I have to to
keep
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the millennial brand intact.
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Wow.
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You are my hero.
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I am nobody's hero.
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I'm a fraud.
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But you do
what you have to do.
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Well, I can't pretend to be a
hot young woman,
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but hopefully I can think of
something.
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You're so talented.
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You will.
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Uh! Hey, Caitlin, it's... it's me
again.
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I'm not sure if you got my last
message.
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I just... just want to see what
you're up to, honey.
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If you're satisfied with
your message, hang up...
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- Damn it.
- Or press...
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How was Arianna Huffington's
party?
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Fine.
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Levitt tagged you in a
picture.
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You and Jake look cozy.
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Cozier than an author and his
editor should be.
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Calm down.
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We look cozy, because we're
sitting on a velvet couch.
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Look, I can tell this guy's
got a crush on you.
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You're too smart to do
something
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to jeopardize this book.
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You're right. I am.
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So I don't need to hear it from
you.
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Hey, is this a blow off?
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It seems like he actually has
work.
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I mean, you can't assume that
everyone's lying
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just because you are.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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This event is so cool.
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I know. I know.
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- Lip stain?
- Oh, do I eat it or wear it?
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I'm not here to tell you what
to do.
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I'll try it. I'm starving.
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Aren't they great?
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- Who?
- Tam,
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my assistant.
You just met them.
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I only saw one person.
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Tam is gender-queer.
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Gender-queer?
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Oh. Oh, so he's bi?
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Oh, my God. Liza, no.
Please, do not... no,
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do not use that word here.
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Tam's pan-sexual,
homo-romantic,
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and their pronouns are they,
them, and there.
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All right, no more questions.
It's offensive.
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The LGBTQIAPK community has
been through enough.
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You lost me after T.
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Lesbian, gay, bisexual,
trans, queer, questioning,
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intersex, asexual, pan, poly,
kink.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Please keep your mingling to a
minimum.
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Ooh, I was less confused in
the closet.
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Ooh, how's the mascara?
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It tastes like burnt ass.
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You know what? I'm gonna go
find some real food.
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I'll be back.
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Hmm, nutty.
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Who are you texting?
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Jake Devereux.
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The Obama guy?
260
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,661
He's cute and funny.
261
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,655
Uh-oh, you sure that's a good
idea.
262
00:11:43,695 --> 00:11:46,822
I hung out with him last
night as his editor.
263
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,446
Okay, and we kissed.
264
00:11:51,447 --> 00:11:53,134
And I think I like him.
265
00:11:53,187 --> 00:11:55,431
- Kelsey.
- I know.
266
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,064
Just eat your mascara.
267
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:07,602
Tam, lean in.
268
00:12:07,642 --> 00:12:09,462
I will not.
This is humiliating.
269
00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:12,483
Oh. Yes. No, you're right.
You're right. Selfies are dead.
270
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,086
Ooh, Maggie, Maggie, will you
take a picture of us?
271
00:12:15,126 --> 00:12:17,384
- Yeah, sure.
- No.
272
00:12:17,799 --> 00:12:19,465
You're making a spectacle.
273
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,333
Yeah, that's the whole point.
274
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:24,261
Lauren, everything can't be
in all-caps.
275
00:12:24,671 --> 00:12:25,832
What do you mean?
276
00:12:25,872 --> 00:12:27,665
Let me put this another way.
277
00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:30,173
It's not cool.
278
00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:32,108
Nobody posts anymore.
279
00:12:32,148 --> 00:12:33,207
It's all word of mouth.
280
00:12:33,247 --> 00:12:36,233
Ow, yes. No, no, okay, I was
just being ironic.
281
00:12:36,273 --> 00:12:37,474
This is for my finsta.
282
00:12:37,514 --> 00:12:39,057
That's "fake Instagram."
283
00:12:39,171 --> 00:12:41,215
Millennials are so sad.
284
00:12:42,844 --> 00:12:44,386
Oh, my God.
285
00:12:44,457 --> 00:12:46,523
Okay, that just happened.
I'm old.
286
00:12:46,563 --> 00:12:48,584
- Don't make me choke you out.
- What's wrong?
287
00:12:48,624 --> 00:12:50,226
Tam's being a dick.
288
00:12:50,266 --> 00:12:52,048
They just told Lauren that
she's irrelevant.
289
00:12:52,088 --> 00:12:53,491
They're right, Liza.
They are.
290
00:12:53,531 --> 00:12:55,109
They're right.
Millennials are over.
291
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,511
- We are done.
- No, we're still happenin'.
292
00:12:58,609 --> 00:13:01,066
You know, getting older isn't
so bad.
293
00:13:01,158 --> 00:13:03,793
Maybe you want to try it
sometime.
294
00:13:10,159 --> 00:13:13,059
Hey, what's going on?
295
00:13:13,605 --> 00:13:16,137
You want to come say good-bye
to Inkburg?
296
00:13:16,205 --> 00:13:17,990
What are you talking about?
297
00:13:18,284 --> 00:13:20,442
I'm done with this place,
Liza.
298
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:24,150
Okay, just... you stay right
there.
299
00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:25,614
I'm coming over.
300
00:13:39,591 --> 00:13:41,652
Sorry, ma'am, we are closed.
301
00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:45,085
I already got my tattoo,
thank you.
302
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,646
What's going on?
303
00:13:46,686 --> 00:13:52,752
My landlord wants me to sign
a ten-year lease or vacate.
304
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,007
Whoa, look who's an adult.
305
00:13:57,173 --> 00:13:58,843
I think I'm gonna vacate.
306
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:01,913
Wh... you're gonna give
Inkburg up?
307
00:14:02,286 --> 00:14:03,921
What are you gonna do instead?
308
00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:05,679
Anything, really.
309
00:14:05,898 --> 00:14:09,874
I could rent a chair at a
tattoo shop in Portland,
310
00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:11,088
Silver Lake.
311
00:14:11,128 --> 00:14:13,773
This place is your passion,
your soul.
312
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:19,319
I just don't know if there's
anything here for me anymore.
313
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:26,210
I don't know if I have it in my
to make any more commitments.
314
00:14:26,396 --> 00:14:27,999
Are you kidding?
315
00:14:29,732 --> 00:14:32,906
This is a commitment.
This is a commitment.
316
00:14:32,946 --> 00:14:35,577
All of these are commitments to
yourself.
317
00:14:35,887 --> 00:14:38,396
You can't go wrong committing
to yourself.
318
00:14:38,706 --> 00:14:40,076
Trust me.
319
00:14:43,754 --> 00:14:45,029
Trust you.
320
00:14:47,071 --> 00:14:49,580
How can I be sure
321
00:14:49,851 --> 00:14:54,765
that this place is my future.
322
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:57,210
And what's keeping me here?
323
00:14:58,123 --> 00:15:00,085
You've got all of us,
324
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:04,798
Maggie and Kelsey,
and you've got me.
325
00:15:09,095 --> 00:15:13,294
No, I don't have you.
326
00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:22,702
I'm gonna clean up a little
bit.
327
00:15:26,955 --> 00:15:28,780
Good night, Liza.
328
00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:35,135
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
329
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,969
♪ Oh Mona Lisa
feel that beat ♪
330
00:15:40,009 --> 00:15:42,221
♪ This heat gonna light
that fire ♪
331
00:15:45,602 --> 00:15:48,799
♪ Oh Mona Lisa I know
we're gonna start that fire ♪
332
00:15:52,839 --> 00:15:54,884
- Liza Miller speaking.
- Hi, there.
333
00:15:54,924 --> 00:15:57,118
This is May from "Vanity Fair."
334
00:15:57,158 --> 00:15:59,720
I'm checking some details for a
story about you.
335
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:00,809
About me?
336
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,134
- You and "Millennial."
- Oh, okay.
337
00:16:03,174 --> 00:16:06,282
I see here that you are one
of the co-founders
338
00:16:06,322 --> 00:16:07,720
of "Millennial Print."
339
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:11,037
- Yes.
- And that you're 41.
340
00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:15,806
Uh... who's writing this
article?
341
00:16:15,846 --> 00:16:18,363
Don Ridley.
Can we confirm your age?
342
00:16:19,032 --> 00:16:21,321
Hey, we're late for the Reese
meeting.
343
00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:22,618
Okay, I've got to go.
Bye-bye.
344
00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:24,363
Let's go. Let's go.
345
00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:27,346
Come on.
346
00:16:28,184 --> 00:16:29,902
You told Don your real age?
347
00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:32,978
No, he saw both my IDs when
I slipped on ice
348
00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:34,292
and dropped my bag.
349
00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:36,384
Well, why didn't you make up
a story,
350
00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:39,290
like, tell him you were trying
to get discounts or something?
351
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,181
- On what?
- I don't know.
352
00:16:41,221 --> 00:16:42,452
What do old people buy?
353
00:16:42,492 --> 00:16:44,730
I'm not a senior citizen,
and that's not the point.
354
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:47,824
"Vanity Fair" is going to
publish an article exposing me.
355
00:16:47,893 --> 00:16:49,197
What?
356
00:16:50,529 --> 00:16:52,649
Oh, my God.
They're calling me now.
357
00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:53,764
Don't answer it.
358
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,470
Okay, we cannot deal with
this.
359
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:58,235
Whatever we do, we cannot let
Reese's people know.
360
00:16:58,275 --> 00:16:59,417
Not a word.
361
00:16:59,471 --> 00:17:00,496
Ahh.
362
00:17:00,564 --> 00:17:02,003
Okay, let me see.
363
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,446
New phone. Who dis?
364
00:17:04,486 --> 00:17:06,386
♪ Hey hey ♪
365
00:17:11,149 --> 00:17:12,535
I received a very
unsettling phone call
366
00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:14,294
from a fact-checker this
morning.
367
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,222
She was insinuating something
very odd about your age.
368
00:17:17,546 --> 00:17:19,040
Reese is in pieces.
369
00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:22,382
Liza, how old are you?
370
00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:24,945
I'm...
371
00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:29,859
Age-queer.
372
00:17:30,529 --> 00:17:32,727
- What?
- I'm age-queer.
373
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,749
That fact-checker was trying to
age-shame us for being young,
374
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,968
so I told them I'm old in
protest.
375
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,176
And it's, like, who cares?
376
00:17:40,216 --> 00:17:42,011
I don't identify as any age.
377
00:17:42,051 --> 00:17:43,095
Neither do I.
378
00:17:43,135 --> 00:17:45,972
They were so focused on how
successful we were for our age,
379
00:17:46,012 --> 00:17:47,894
and it shouldn't matter how old
we are.
380
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,005
Exactly.
381
00:17:49,153 --> 00:17:50,212
Screw them.
382
00:17:50,252 --> 00:17:51,324
Who's them?
383
00:17:51,364 --> 00:17:52,592
The patriarchy.
384
00:17:52,632 --> 00:17:54,144
So I told them I'm 41.
385
00:17:54,184 --> 00:17:55,712
And let them think that for all
I care.
386
00:17:55,752 --> 00:17:57,467
We're post-age.
387
00:17:57,529 --> 00:18:00,971
But how old... I'm confused.
388
00:18:01,011 --> 00:18:03,661
It's confusing, but it's not
wrong.
389
00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:05,833
- Mm-mm.
- Every time you get a bunch of
390
00:18:05,873 --> 00:18:07,824
strong, powerful women
together,
391
00:18:07,864 --> 00:18:10,136
it's their looks, their age.
392
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,418
They're too young.
They're too sexy.
393
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,033
I mean, what are they gonna do,
throw us in "The Handmaid's Tale"?
394
00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:15,575
Under his eye, girl.
395
00:18:17,251 --> 00:18:20,325
Kiara, it's the fact-checker
again.
396
00:18:21,656 --> 00:18:23,349
I'll handle them.
397
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:29,735
- Age-queer?
- I...
398
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,776
- That was insane.
- Yeah, and probably offensive.
399
00:18:32,816 --> 00:18:35,198
Liza, we have to stop this
story.
400
00:18:35,238 --> 00:18:36,287
I know.
401
00:18:36,356 --> 00:18:37,948
I'm gonna go find Don right
now.
402
00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:39,464
Before he stopped texting, he
mentioned
403
00:18:39,504 --> 00:18:41,149
a luncheon for Broadway Cares.
404
00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:42,297
That's a nice charity.
405
00:18:42,337 --> 00:18:45,341
The only thing Don cares
about is the free food.
406
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,745
Don.
407
00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:09,229
Liza.
408
00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:11,088
I was the story you were
working on.
409
00:19:11,128 --> 00:19:13,158
How could you do that to me?
410
00:19:13,198 --> 00:19:15,411
I thought that I met a man that
I liked,
411
00:19:15,472 --> 00:19:17,166
that I trusted.
412
00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:18,488
I'm sorry.
413
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:21,526
I'm a freelancer.
I need to dig up stories.
414
00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:23,481
And you're a really great one.
415
00:19:23,558 --> 00:19:24,627
You said it yourself.
416
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:25,937
You do what
you have to do.
417
00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:28,979
Not at the expense of
destroying someone else.
418
00:19:29,019 --> 00:19:30,596
This story might end up being
the best thing
419
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,666
that ever happened to you.
420
00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:33,257
I could make you the poster
child for ageism.
421
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:37,083
And also kill my career
and damage "Millennial."
422
00:19:38,874 --> 00:19:41,237
Well, none of that's gonna
happen.
423
00:19:41,277 --> 00:19:42,612
They just pulled it.
424
00:19:42,652 --> 00:19:44,541
There' some social media thing
that's exploding
425
00:19:44,581 --> 00:19:48,033
about being age-queer,
whatever that means.
426
00:19:48,073 --> 00:19:50,862
Suddenly everyone's sensitive
to age-shaming.
427
00:19:50,902 --> 00:19:54,208
Oh, wow. Good.
428
00:19:54,495 --> 00:19:56,221
They should be sensitive to it.
429
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:58,323
Yeah, and once again, I'm
out.
430
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,721
You know, it seems like the
only people who get
431
00:19:59,761 --> 00:20:01,721
discriminated against anymore
are middle-aged
432
00:20:01,761 --> 00:20:03,033
straight white men.
433
00:20:03,073 --> 00:20:06,168
♪ Me, okay?
♪ Me.
434
00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:09,770
You know, I think I might
know why you can't find work.
435
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:10,993
And why is that?
436
00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:13,262
Because you're an asshole,
Don.
437
00:20:24,362 --> 00:20:25,598
You're an adult.
438
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:27,279
Your life is your life.
439
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,385
But why are you smashing your
face into bread?
440
00:20:29,425 --> 00:20:30,947
Oh, my God.
How did you see that?
441
00:20:30,987 --> 00:20:32,424
I feel like I don't know you
anymore.
442
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,080
Mom, it's not who I am.
443
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,392
It's just a thing I do for some
extra money.
444
00:20:35,432 --> 00:20:36,822
Okay, let me tell you
something.
445
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,801
You become what you do.
446
00:20:39,854 --> 00:20:41,939
If you cheat, you become a
cheater.
447
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:45,424
If you like, you...
you become a liar.
448
00:20:45,464 --> 00:20:47,564
It's so easy for you.
You're so perfect.
449
00:20:47,604 --> 00:20:50,588
Caitlin, I have done plenty
of things in my life
450
00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:51,846
that I am not proud of.
451
00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:53,276
Like what?
452
00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:56,512
Someday I will tell you all
about them.
453
00:20:56,557 --> 00:21:01,260
But for now, will you just stop
breadfacing.
454
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:03,496
Jeez, Mom, is it really that
embarrassing?
455
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,096
What?
456
00:21:11,075 --> 00:21:12,481
- Ohh.
- Mom.
457
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,447
- Oh, this is surprising.
- Mom, stop.
458
00:21:14,487 --> 00:21:16,382
- People are watching.
- Ooh, it's so soft.
459
00:21:16,422 --> 00:21:19,885
Ohh, yeah. Mmm.
460
00:21:19,925 --> 00:21:22,441
Okay, okay, I'll stop.
461
00:21:23,632 --> 00:21:26,152
God, you could really ruin
anything.
462
00:21:26,276 --> 00:21:27,895
I love you too.
463
00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:29,971
Are you still gonna eat it?
464
00:21:30,011 --> 00:21:32,254
Of course I'm gonna eat that
bread.
465
00:21:33,494 --> 00:21:34,763
I liked it on my chin.
466
00:21:34,803 --> 00:21:37,012
- Yep.
- It was really crispy.
467
00:21:53,084 --> 00:21:54,992
Hey. What are you doing here?
468
00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:57,046
Josh, I can't let you do
this.
469
00:21:57,146 --> 00:21:59,190
Who knows what the future
holds,
470
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:02,429
but... I know how much you love
that place.
471
00:22:02,474 --> 00:22:03,831
This was your dream.
472
00:22:03,871 --> 00:22:05,362
You built it from nothing.
473
00:22:05,402 --> 00:22:06,851
It's who you are.
474
00:22:06,971 --> 00:22:08,968
Take that lease.
475
00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:10,772
I'm not going away.
476
00:22:10,812 --> 00:22:13,390
Kelsey and Maggie aren't going
away.
477
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,139
Your roots are here.
478
00:22:15,285 --> 00:22:17,351
I will be at your side.
479
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,343
You don't have to commit to us,
but we commit to you.
480
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:22,163
I commit to you.
481
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,281
I might not always be the same
person in your life,
482
00:22:25,321 --> 00:22:28,171
but I will always be in your
life.
483
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,843
What are you talking about?
484
00:22:32,942 --> 00:22:35,570
The sign.
They're taking it down.
485
00:22:38,394 --> 00:22:40,296
I'm just getting a bigger
one.
486
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,441
What?
487
00:22:43,304 --> 00:22:44,701
Josh.
488
00:22:46,538 --> 00:22:48,193
I'm not ready to give up yet.
489
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:50,981
♪ And I want you to be ♪
490
00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:54,671
♪ For the next few hundred
years ♪
491
00:22:54,811 --> 00:22:57,062
♪ With me ♪
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