All language subtitles for Nobody Famous (2018) WEB Eng

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[slow operatic music]

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Oh, my God.

- It's amazing.
- Nice work. Oh, wee.

I love it.

Great job.

Let's get this stuff out.

I am so ready to have fun.

[Stefano] Amazing.

[Grace] I am so glad
I said yes.

This is gonna be
the best weekend ever.

I am so excited for you to get to know
everyone. You're gonna love them.

Thank you so much
for inviting me.

- I'm actually really excited to get to know everyone.
- Yay.

- Do you wanna go exploring?
- Yes, yes, oh my God.

[chattering]

[deeply inhaling]

- Oh.
- Hey, girls?

Wanna get a selfie?

- Sure.
- We just got here.

Yo, it's selfie time.

- Yes.
- Oh, good idea.

Opening chapter.

Let's go over here a bit.

Should we, uh...

- Yeah.
- Okay, right here?

- Great.
- Perfect.

Here we go.

- Ready?
- Yeah.

- Let's do cottage on three.
- Okay, cool.

One, two...

- [orchestral music]
- [camera shutter clicks]

Done.

Hey.

Put your phone away.
Let's do something.

- I have to post this on Instagram first.
- No come on, do it later.

I haven't posted
since we left L.A.

I know, so what, come on, so?

Okay, yeah,
just let me finish this.

- One second.
- Okay.

Which one of these
should I wear today?

Ricky?

Why can't you just unplug
for one weekend? Hm?

I want this weekend to be fun.

Why don't we both
put our phones away, huh?

And we'll put 'em
in our suitcases.

I can't. I'm working
on this sick new algorithm

that is, like, organic,
and it lets 40% of my fans

see all my posts.

Ugh, please.

Please stop calling your
Twitter followers your fans.

It's sad.

This one, or this one?

You cut me out of both of them.

My fans don't know you.

I am gonna go get my drink on.

I think this one.

Hey, everyone.

Now that we've all settled in and
gathered at this glorious retreat,

you're probably all wondering why I
suggested this trip in the first place.

Well, I have some shocking news
that's going to shock you.

Um, but it's a good thing.

It's something that I have been
hiding for a really long time.

[sighs]

Breathe in.
Breathe out, stand up.

Cue the music.

And just say...

- [music starts]
- ♪ I am who I am ♪

- I'm...
- [Dani knocking] Knock knock.

[music stops]

'Sup Steve-O?

Stefano.

Right, sorry. Stefano Torres.

Would you like a beer,
Stefano Torres?

- It's like 10 am.
- So, it's cottage weekend.

I don't know
how you're not 300 pounds.

I know, right?

What's this?

It's a gold mask.

24 karat gold, ultimate
luxurious antiaging treatment

to help lift and firm the skin.

- Mm.
- It's life changing.

Okay. What is this for?

It's a collagen infused mask.

For the bags under your eyes.

- Okay.
- Also life changing.

Great.

And what's this one?

Mineral water spray.

What the hell
is mineral water spray?

Water in a spray can.

Sometimes I can't drink
eight glasses of water a day,

so I just spray it on my face 20 times
and it just soaks into my skin.

It's life changing.

You're paying for water
in a spray can?

- That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
- [scoffs]

You can't put a price tag on
flawless, ageless skin, Dani.

Flawless, ageless skin,

brought to you by the air
that we breathe.

Completely free.

Alright, I'ma head outside.
You coming?

I'm just gonna wait
for the sunscreen to soak in.

Do you want some?

No, I'm good.
I'm just gonna go au natural.

Must I remind you,
Palm Springs, senior year?

You got these nasty sun
blisters all over your face

because you got so burnt.

And your lips
got so swelled up,

bigger than
they already are.

You told me never, ever
let you do that again.

That was like five years ago.

Well they never really recover.

You know what,
actually, I like it.

It was like a natural Botox.

Alright, well I'ma head
outside.

I'll see you out there?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

[sighing]

[birds chirping]

[clearing throat]

I just got it on Sunday.
What do you think?

Um, I like it.

What's wrong with it?

What? Nothing.

I can tell you don't like it.
I don't care, I'm just curious.

Oh. Well, it's nothing.

I mean, it makes your head
look a little big.

I like it,
so I'm gonna wear it.

Val, I honestly love
that you don't care

what people
think about you.

It's so inspiring.

Thank you.

Happiness means loving yourself

and being less concerned
with the approval of others.

- That's beautiful. Did you write that?
- [phone clacking]

Um, mm-hmm.

Oh, I'm Googling it right now.

Oh, well I, like,
found the quote.

Right.

Just as impressive.

[phone clacking]

It's not that sunny right now so I
don't even think I need this hat.

Yeah, totally.

You know, I'm so glad
we're rooming together.

Dani talks about
you all the time.

It's like every time
I ask her to hang out,

she's already busy
doing something else with you.

It's like you two
are inseparable.

Oh.

I don't know, I guess.
We work together a lot.

That's adorable.

I'm really glad we're finally
getting to know each other better.

Yeah. Me, too.

Um, I'm working on this script. Do you
think you could help me with my lines?

Sure.

Wonderful. I think I'm really
gonna nail this audition.

Okay, what's it for?

Murderous Wives.

Murderous Wives, alright.

Good morning, good morning.

Just on the mark here?

[casting director] Yes, yeah.

Okay, whenever you're ready.

[with accent] It's over.

Soon spring will be
taken over by the rebels.

[line reader] "But it's time
you embraced your destiny."

But I fought already.

Harder than what I've been trained to do.
The rebels are too strong.

[casting director] Stop. Stop.

Um. Are you trying
to do an accent?

Oh yes, I did some research,
and the writer, A.D. Rose,

was heavily influenced
by Greek mythology.

[casting director] Could you
just drop the accent?

Yeah, sorry.
From the top?

[casting director] No, let's just pick
it up right from where you left off.

- [Valerie] Oh, I'm so glad we're finally doing this.
- [Dani sighs]

I feel like I haven't
seen you guys in forever.

Yeah, I think the last time we were
all together was Steven's birthday,

which was in June.

- Holy shit.
- Are you serious?

- Yeah.
- Wow, we really need to get together more.

I mean, I did invite you guys to
Ricky's open mic a couple weeks ago.

Oh yeah, no, I really
wanted to go to that, but, um,

- I had an audition the following week, so.
- Yeah.

It's no worries. He does
one like every week or so.

I'll come to the next one
for sure.

I wanted to come, too, but I
was prepping for an audition.

They're doing this new
Anne Frank web series

so I locked myself in my
friend's attic for five days.

- What?
- I peed in a jar.

- Ugh.
- Ew.

[chuckles]

Oh my God, did I tell you
about the stupidest couple

ever that came into work
last week?

[Grace] The ones
that came in on Friday?

Yeah. Oh my God.

Ashley told me
they came in again on Tuesday.

- Seriously?
- Yeah. I know, I was shocked.

If you're allergic to cilantro,

- don't come to a Mexican restaurant.
- [affirmative grunt]

What happened?

Oh, did I tell you about the
family that came in on Thursday?

Oh yeah. The ones that
ate the tacos with a fork.

Oh my God, Dani, Dani.

"It's a stop sign."

[Dani And Valerie]
"That means you stop."

[laughing]

- What's that?
- Oh, it's an inside joke.

Dani and I saw this hilarious
person at The Grove one time.

You had to be there, though.

So good.

- Dani, when do you...
- [blender whirring]

- When do you...
- [blender whirring]

- When do you...
- [blender whirring]

Val?

Val!

I think the smoothie's smooth.

[Valerie] Oops, my bad.

- Okay, what were you saying?
- Anyways.

When are you working this week?

[Dani] Uh, Tuesday,
Thursday, Friday.

- I work Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, too.
- Oh, good.

Dani, we should totally
do something next week.

Oh, um, well, Ricky is doing another
open mic night on Wednesday.

Oh, I work Wednesday.

- Oh.
- What time does he go on?

I can come after work.

- [Dani] 11:00.
- [Grace] I'll be there.

- [Dani] Oh good.
- [Valerie] Oh, I get off at 10:00 so I can come too.

Oh, sweet.

I can't wait until
we don't have to serve anymore.

Please you've been doing this what?
Like, a year?

Yeah, like 10 months.

Five years.

Six for me.

And before that,
I worked as an escort.

What?

Didn't I tell you?
It was horrible.

I escorted nursing home patients
from their room to the dining hall.

Oh my God, Grace,
this is not...

Gross. That's even worse.

[grunting]

- Yo.
- Yeah.

What are you doing
tomorrow morning?

Cottage weekend, bro, no plans.

Sweet. I'm gonna make
breakfast for everybody.

- Sick.
- Yeah.

Yo, you should have
brought Michelle up with you.

Yeah, we broke up.

Man, you're with a new lady
like every week.

- I know right? Pretty much.
- [chuckles]

Ah!

[laughing]

Ew. Allison Hanbell
is getting married.

- [Dani] Shut up, to who?
- Some guy in a wheelchair.

I'm so mad
I have to like that

and pretend to be happy
for her.

Let me see.

He's cute for a "parlegic."

- It's paraplegic.
- Oh.

Does your penis still work
if you're in a wheelchair?

- I don't think so.
- No, I think it does.

I think if you're paralyzed from
the waist down, that it works.

But if you're like, neck down,

Christopher Reeve style paralyzed,
then your dick doesn't work.

That's it, I'm Googling it.
I need to know.

I see Allison at, like,
every audition I go to.

She always pretends to forget my name.
It drives me crazy.

She calls me Darlene.

Darlene is the name
of a fat teenager

with three kids
and grandchildren.

I went to high school
with a girl named Darlene.

She is now a heroin addict
with no teeth,

but she's so skinny
it pisses me off.

[scoffs] Jealous.

"In an interview
with Larry King,

"Christopher said
he can't have sex with his wife

in an ordinary way,
but there's creativity."

What the hell does that mean?

I don't know.
I'm thinking, in the butt.

So what I was saying,
I want two more right here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I do
these lower ab leg lifts.

They are fucking amazing.

Word, that's amazing.
I need those.

I need eight 'cause I feel like
six isn't enough anymore.

No, yeah, that's why I'm working on
these last two. Gotta get that eight.

Eight's the new six, bro.

- I get that.
- Right?

Okay, pull me up.

Tighter.

And then I'm going up, and...

[grunting]

Yes.

- Bro, chicks love these lines.
- Oh, yeah.

Chicks.

[grunting]

The rebels are
moving in quickly.

[line reader] "There are too many of them.
We won't make it."

I have an idea,
but you aren't gonna like it.

[line reader] "You can't,
it's suicide."

[scoffs]
There's no other choice.

[line reader]
"No you could do nothing.

"We could just turn
around now and leave."

And let Spring be destroyed?

[line reader] "I just
can't live without you."

I promise
we'll be together again.

[casting director] Okay, okay.

Um, I'd like you to try
that again, but I would...

I'd like you to be
a little more masculine.

Masculine?

[casting director] Mm-hmm, yes.

[pop music playing]

I started taking
harmonica lessons.

Guys, it's so hard.

Like, remembering
when to blow out,

when to blow in,
it's too much.

Why are you taking
harmonica lessons?

My agent says I need to up my
special skills on my resume.

She says 34C breasts
isn't a special skill.

You're a 34C?

You must be pretty close.

Uh, yeah. 32C actually, so,
I guess I have smaller ribs

and bigger boobs than you.

Oh.

What else is on your
special skills list?

Basic whistling
and nostril flares.

My special skills
section is amazing.

Piano, saxophone,
learner's permit,

skating, snowboarding,
basic aerobics,

expert bongo playing,
surfing, glass blowing,

medical terminology,
teleprompter, collage artist,

hula hoop, competitive
swimming, knitting,

and great with kids.

You're a competitive swimmer?

It was in high school.

Oh man, yeah, I can
barely even doggy paddle.

- I just never really learned.
- Seriously?

Swimming is like
a basic life skill.

[men grunting]

You look so sexy
all wet like that.

- Hey, thank you. That's enough.
- [grunting]

[tense music]

I did so many leg lifts,
I am exhausted.

[Dani] Okay.

Grace, do you work out?
Your body looks amazing.

Yes, I just got
a personal trainer who costs

a bazillion dollars, so I had to
get rid of my medical insurance,

but, I'm 23, so, you know,
I don't need it.

Yeah, it's working. You're hot.

Thank you. [chuckles]

Okay, everybody. Tomorrow I am making
breakfast for everybody, so...

- [gasps] Okay.
- I don't eat gluten.

Val, It's not 2008.
Nobody eats gluten.

You knew my mother?

[line reader] "She was
one of the bravest legends

"to have protected
our planet, Spring."

A legend?
But that would make me...

[line reader] "A legend, yes."

[casting director]
That was really great.

- Thanks.
- [casting director] Yeah, that was great.

Let's try it one more time.

Okay, yeah, I'd love to.

Do you want me to try
anything different, or...

- [casting director] Yeah.
- Yeah?

[casting director] Yeah, yeah.

This time, let's play it as if, like,
no matter what the Oracle says,

you... you just had enough.

You just wanna get
out of this war.

Okay. So it's not, like, it's not,
like, good news, it's just...

[casting director] No, it's
more frustration, urgency.

Okay, okay, great,
thank you. Yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, I've been wanting
to do this all morning.

I know, I was looking at you in the
backseat and I just wanted to bang you.

Then why were you being all
flirty with Dani this morning?

I wasn't.

Yeah, I was gonna gag.

Do you think she's prettier
than me?

Um, no.

- Seriously?
- No, I said no.

Okay.

Do you think
she knows about us?

[thud]

Nah. No.

Okay, yeah,
you're probably right.

We should try and keep
it on the down low, too.

I really don't want
Dani to get hurt.

Okay, cool, whatever, yeah.

- Oh, you're so sweet.
- Yeah.

Are we gonna fool
around some more?

'Cause I livestream
in like 23 minutes.

Fine.

[soft music]

[Dani] Yes, I'm starving.

Yeah, that smells fab.

[Ricky] Yes.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, yes.

Hm?

No, if I even smell it,
I'll gain five pounds.

Yo, everyone on my social
is talking about

the stupid movie,
Legends of the Spring.

Oh yeah, I think everyone in L.A.
has auditioned for it.

It's like,
it's supposed to be huge.

- Did you audition?
- Yeah.

My agent is like best friends
with the casting director.

Oh, who'd you go up for?

- Skye.
- So did I.

- Really?
- I auditioned for Silver.

Yeah, but they announced
that Zac Efron got it, so...

I'm gonna see if I can get, like,
a featured extra role in it.

Those big movies,
they always go into overtime.

I auditioned, too.

I thought your agent
never got you anything good?

I know, I need to fire him.

But yeah,
I went in for Skye too.

[tense music]

- You auditioned for Skye?
- Yeah.

Are you sure?
That's the lead.

Yeah, I know.
I know I'm not gonna get it.

Well yeah,
obviously, but I mean,

that's great, though, that you
even went out for an audition.

Yeah, it was pretty sick.

How did it go?

I don't know, fine.

What about you Val?

Um, you know,
I think they really liked me.

They asked me to read twice,
once with direction, so...

Wow. I only read once.

Oh, shitty.
That's not a good sign.

Well, I thought
maybe they liked it

and they didn't need
to see more.

I don't know,
I think Val's right.

I think reading once
isn't good.

Oh.

You know what?

You probably just didn't have
the look they were going for.

That happens all the time.

Or, you know, maybe you just
didn't get the character at all,

but, don't worry about it.

No, I'm not worried.

I audition four or five times
a week, so,

- I'll get something.
- Every week?

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, I think I do about the same.

- I definitely go in for more.
- More?

Yeah. Between like,
music videos, feature films,

pilots, TV shows. For sure.

Ricky, what about you?
How many do you go in for?

Uh, [clears throat],
yeah, I'm focusing on

a lot of stand up right now,
you know?

I'm doing that,
so not as much.

He doesn't really
get offered much.

- [laughing]
- I turn them down.

It's different
when you turn them down.

What about you Val?

Oh, I don't like to say.
It's personal.

That means not very many.

[laughing]

It's about the quality,
not the quantity, okay?

I only go out for roles
that will further my career.

Unlike all those shitty indie
horror movies you go out for, Dani.

Hey, I just wanna work.

So whatever.

[tense music]

[camera clicking]

- We good?
- [casting director] Yes.

I just have a question before
we start, if that's okay?

[casting director sighs]
Okay.

Cool, so I'm just wondering, what
is my motivation in this scene?

'Cause I didn't really get that
much information in the sides.

[casting director] Well, your
spaceship has just been hit,

and you're probably gonna die.

Amazing.
I can totally work with that.

[casting director]
Are you ready?

[clearing throat]

Mayday!

[casting director]
Okay, again.

Mayday!

[casting director]
A little more on voice please.

Mayday!

[casting director]
A little louder.

Mayday!

[casting director]
A little quieter.

[whispers] Mayday.

- [casting director] Louder.
- Mayday!

[casting director] Okay.

Could you try it
facing your right, please?

Mayday! [gasps]

[fire crackling]

Nope, not done. Nope.

Guys, do you know
who they should cast

in the new
Legends of the Spring movie?

Tatiana Mislani.

- Yes.
- I love her.

Oh my God, she is so talented
and amazing. I hate her.

I was taking a class
and she dropped in.

I got to act out
a scene with her,

and I was so nervous
that I threw up all over her.

I think that she thought
I was really in character.

I was playing a pregnant woman.

Who's Tatiana Mislani?

Do you live under
a rock or something?

Only God's gift
to acting, that's who.

You don't remember that
she retweeted me once?

No, I don't remember.

That's a very unflattering
quality of yours.

What? That I don't know
who Tatiana Mislani is?

Yes.

Oh, my God, who cares?

It's kind of
your job to know, Dani.

- Like, this is your industry.
- It's part of being an actress.

Okay, I don't know
one actress. Sorry.

I don't mean to say
you're gonna work

as hard as Tatiana Mislani,

but you could put
a little bit of effort.

- [fire crackling]
- [insects chirping]

[Dani] Woo, yes.

- [Ricky] Dani Nichols, surprise, surprise.
- [Dani] Yeah, drink up.

Okay.

Ready?

Yes.

That's your queen, bitch.

My cards are crap.

I don't think you
shuffled the deck enough.

Oh, come on.

What do you want from me?

[laughing]

Okay.

- [group sighing]
- That's right.

Drink up bitches.

[clears throat]

Ready?

Ah!

Guys, I am so good
at this game.

You can't be good at War.
It's all luck.

Well, then, I am really
good at being lucky.

[scoffing]

[upbeat hip hop music playing]

Oh.

War, war, war.

[Ricky, Stefano, and Grace]
War, war, war, war, war, war.

[yelling]

- This game is stupid.
- I win.

I win.

Okay, I have something way
better than this card game.

New head shots just came in.

Medium close-up, pursed lips.

White background.

[Stefano] Wow.

[Valerie] Yeah,
it's super classy.

I just really wanted my features
to stand out, you know, like...

Yeah, not bad.

Well, since we're sharing.

[tense music]

[Ricky] Oh.

Dude. Didn't you get
new head shots like,

in the beginning of the year?

Yeah, but my hair
grew an inch so,

I wanted some new ones.

Fair.

That's very impressive.

- Yes.
- [clears throat]

So.

[tense music]

[Ricky] Black and white.

Fuck.

Guys.

[tense music]

[Valerie] You did
natural lighting?

With your skin tone?

- You're so brave.
- [chuckles]

Dani, what about you?

Oh. Yep. Uh...

[tense music]

[tense music]

Dani, that's your
driver's license photo.

Yeah. No, I know.

Um, I think head
shots are stupid.

Why am I spending hundreds
of dollars on something

when that photo's fine?

- [heart beating]
- [tense music]

- It's nice.
- [phone dropping]

Val.

Oh, shoot, sorry.

That's okay.

It's a good thing I got
this water case on it.

[sighs]

So, like, tough?

[casting director]
Uh, more like...

you want to kiss the girl
after you save the world?

Right.

- Sure, easy.
- [casting director] Great.

- No problem.
- [casting director] Just take it again.

[clearing throat]

The rebels are
moving in quickly.

[line reader] "There
are too many of them.

"We won't make it."

Sorry.
[clearing throat]

The rebels are
moving in quickly.

[line reader] "There are too many of them.
"We won't make it."

I have an idea,
but you aren't gonna like it.

[casting director] Okay,
no, I'm not buying that.

I'm not buying that you
wanna kiss the girl after.

Do you know
what I mean by that?

- Okay.
- [casting director] Can we just,

just hear that last line again,
please?

- Sure.
- [casting director] Okay.

We'll be together again,
I promise.

I have a bit of a cold.

It's probably
affecting my voice.

[casting director] Okay,
thank you for coming in.

Thank you.

[casting director] Uh, can
I just make one suggestion?

Hide it.

Thanks.

- [soft music]
- [insects chirping]

Thanks.

[Dani] So you've
been kind of quiet.

Normally you're
the life of the party.

Have I been?

I haven't really noticed.

Well, I don't know,
maybe only I notice that.

Ricky told me you
and Michelle broke up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We weren't
really dating, though.

Sort of stopped talking.

- [Dani] Right.
- Yeah.

Is that it though?

Is that what?

[Dani] Why you've been quiet?

Yep.

Oh, it's kind of cold.

I'm gonna head back inside.

Okay, Stephen Tarnick?

[crackling]

[yawning]
Morning ladies.

Damn, I'm so mad at you.

How could you do this to me?

What's up with her?

She said she's preparing
for some audition next week.

Is this why she's doing
this British accent again?

- Yep.
- [laughing]

What's this one for?

Um.

Some reenactment show.

Murderous Wives or something.
I don't fuckin' know.

She is so weird.

Is that Daniel?

That lying sack of shit.

I can't believe
you'd do this our children.

Can I slap her
if she does this all weekend?

I honestly don't know how
much more of this I can take.

- Like seriously.
- [phone ringing]

Who's calling Dani this early?

I don't know. Her phone's been
buzzing all morning.

Someone's desperately
trying to get ahold of her.

Weird.
I hope everything's okay.

Yo, morning.

Morning Ricky.

Where is Dani?

Resting.

Okay, well, breakfast
is ready soon, so...

She doesn't care if it's cold.
We can go ahead.

No, we're gonna
eat all together.

We discussed this yesterday.

No...

Come on.
We're waiting for Dani.

Why?

Okay.

I'm just gonna go get her.
This is ridiculous.

Let's just eat.

Good morning.

- Mmmm.
- Welcome.

Your phone's been
blowing up all morning.

You have like a hundred
missed voicemails.

Who, me?

I bet it's Daniel!
That cheater!

Just, okay?

Five missed calls
from my agent.

- 10 bucks, butt dial.
- [line ringing]

Dani, can you just
do that later, please?

Five missed calls
from an agent on a Saturday?

I hope she's not getting fired.

Yeah.

An agent can't fire you.

Yeah, if you're
not booking anything,

- they can just let you go.
- [Grace] What?

I didn't know that.

Yeah. It happened
to my friend once.

He didn't book something
for like two years,

and they just
terminated his contract.

[Dani happily screaming]

Guess who just
got offered the lead

in Legends of the, uh...

Spring?

Yes!

Tatiana Mislani?

No.

[distorted] Me.

[buzzing]

[no audible dialogue]

[orchestral music]

[screams]

[Dani] My agent's just
finalizing the deal.

No, no, no, no,
don't come pick me up.

I can just take a cab.

I'm not sure, but, like,
at least seven figures.

Oh, mom, I know.
I'm so proud of me, too.

[birds chirping]

[exhales]

Uh, so, good news but bad news.

My mom is throwing me a party
but wants to do it tomorrow

because, since Monday, everything's
gonna be insane for me.

[clears throat]

We have the cottage
'til Monday though.

Oh, oh my God, no, no, no,
you guys don't have to come.

It's mainly just like a...
like a family party

and there'll be like a few
of my closest friends there

from high school, but... but I'll
just leave early in the morning

and you guys
can stay 'til Monday.

[chuckling]
Well...

I guess we should
celebrate now, then?

- Yes.
- Right?

Maybe?

- Okay.
- Cheers?

Oh, yeah.

To that.

Wow.

- Can you guys believe it?
- [laughs]

Legends of the Fall.

Legends of the Spring.

Right, right, whatever.

[Grace] So do you have
to read the books now?

I read all of them
to prepare for my audition.

I can lend them to you.

I mean, I hope not.

I'll be lucky if I make it
through the entire script.

[chuckling]

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Not really.

- [deeply inhaling]
- [Grace] Oh.

You should really
read the books.

I wrote little notes
in all the margins.

I really dug
into Skye's psyche.

I wanted to be super
prepared for the audition.

Maybe you can read them and we
can talk about it together.

I mean, I'll probably
just play her the way

- I wanna play her, you know?
- [knife scraping]

I mean, maybe I'll read the
Wikipedia summaries or something.

Oh. Yeah. That... sure.

So can I ask, how did you
prepare for the audition?

I actually don't know
any actors

who have booked a huge role
like this.

Grace, thank you, I'm touched.
That's so nice of you to ask, guys.

Oh, well, I mean,

um, it was tough.

It was, it was tough.

I mean, I found out the day
before about the audition

and my agent sent me the sides,

but I actually, I had plans that
night to go to clubbing with Juju.

Did you know Juju?

No, I don't know Juju.

Oh my God, next
time we go out,

you should totally come.
You would love her.

Wait, if I'm allowed to go out,

because, you know
when the press start

finding out all this stuff,
oh, my God.

[chuckles] Ah, I mean,
anyways, anyways.

So I couldn't actually
memorize the sides,

and I also forgot
to set my alarm, so,

I woke up late.

And... so I just about
had time to shower.

I didn't do my hair or makeup.

- Didn't have time.
- What?

Am, but yeah, so I got
there and there was like...

like a million girls there.

But I went in, read my lines,

and they were like,
"Wow that's so great.

"Would you mind staying
back and reading with Zac?"

- So I...
- Efron?

Yeah, yeah.

You know, so I waited
like an hour or two

and went back in
and, uh, I read with Zac.

It went really well,
and he was like, I quote,

"You are like so gorgeous."

And I was like,
"Oh my God, so are you,"

and uh, that was like...
that was like it.

[clearing throat]

You are gorgeous.

The most gorgeous.

I'm just gonna
go get some water.

[chair scraping]

I said that.

[chuckles]

[door slides open and closed]

[Grace screaming]

What?

[door slides open and closed]

Are you okay?

What? Oh yeah,
we're out of water.

You...

you knew my mother?

[casting director] Okay, stop.

Um, what's happening?

Oh, well, in the third book, when we
find out her mother actually leaves...

[casting director] That doesn't
really matter right now.

Could you, um,
just pull it back a little?

Yeah, sorry.

[casting director] Great.

Okay, um, let's do
the scene a little more sexy.

Sexy?

- Sure.
- [casting director] Great.

So, let's go
for your next line.

[exhales]

A legend?

- But that would make me...
- [line reader] "A legend? Yes."

[sighing]

"It's time to
protect your home."

[casting director] So where is your
listed filmography on your resume?

I have all my training
and classwork

right at the top there.

[casting director]
But where is your filmography?

I actually,
I haven't been officially

cast in anything yet, but...

[casting director] You've
never been cast in a role?

No.

[casting director]
Thank you for coming in.

[water running]

- Thank you.
- Thanks.

I can't believe
she's not gonna read the books.

Does that really
surprise you, though?

I mean, I'm just
surprised she even made it

- to the audition on time.
- [both chuckle]

And the fact that
they booked her

off of
that driver's license photo?

Right?

You know, I'm happy for Dani
and everything,

but like, I wouldn't
even want that role.

What, why?

When you book
a role like that,

your career is basically over.

- But...
- You just get typecast, and I don't wanna play

the same role
for the rest of my life.

- But I don't know if that's...
- I'm more about creating art

and doing roles that really have
an impact on people's lives.

If I went my entire career
and no one ever knew my name,

I honestly wouldn't care.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Dani booking this role
actually benefits me.

Huh.

It just proves
I need to hone my skills more.

I need to look forward.

And next is my audition
next week for Murderous Wives.

You know what?

That's a pretty great
perspective to have.

And the fact that you've been
doing this accent all weekend?

I'm actually really impressed.

- Thank you.
- [Stefano] Yeah.

Okay, so I'm auditioning
for Manjari Woswoli,

a woman fighting
inner turmoil and darkness

after she finds out
her husband is cheating on her

with her best friend.

You're auditioning
for an Indian woman?

- That's the accent you've been doing all weekend?
- Yeah.

Couldn't you tell?

Totally.

I think you nailed it.

[chuckles]

Babe, have I told you
how proud I am of you

that you got this big role?

Um, no.

Well, I am.

Remember when I told you

we were gonna be
the Kimye of our generation?

Uh-huh.

I'm thinkin' sex tape.

- [laughing]
- And then we put it on YouTube.

Uh, no, maybe not now.

This is it, though.

You know, you're in.

Do you think that you
can probably put in

a good word with me
with some producers and shit?

Um, I mean, probably.

- Yeah.
- Sure.

And when they release
that you're playing Skye,

do you think that you
can probably, like,

at me in your tweets?

Uh, yeah.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

I love you.

[Valerie] Stefano?

Stefano, wait.

Stefano?

Hey, can you slow down?

Sorry.
Pace I normally go at.

- You're slowing me down.
- [sighs]

I can't go that fast.
Your legs are longer than mine.

Sorry, can't slow down.

Stefano. [sighs]

Obviously something is
bothering you so just say it.

Nothing's bothering me.

Come on, I'm not an idiot.
You can tell me.

If I had something
to say, I would just say it.

You think I'm incapable
of expressing how I feel?

- Well...
- You don't know anything about me.

What is wrong with you?

Nothing is wrong with me.

I'm completely normal.

[soft music]

Have you ever seen anything
that Dani's been in?

Like, acting?

We did Grease together
in high school.

Who did Dani play?

Jan.

- That's so sad.
- I know.

But have you seen
anything more recent?

Is that a bad thing?

She sent me the pilot
of this web series she was in

and I watched like
the first 30 seconds of it.

- Don't tell her I said this...
- I won't.

...but I had to turn it off.

It was so bad, I was starting
to lose respect for her.

Are you talking
about Camp Death?

This web horror
series where, like,

a bunch of Jewish
kids go to a camp

- and then they all get murdered?
- Yes, that's the one.

In what world should
that have been made?

- Did you watch it?
- No.

Dani sent it to me but I
just went on living my life.

I kind of felt bad, but,

I had shit to do.

Yeah.

It's just a little shocking
to me that she got that role.

I don't know.
She's always been lucky.

It's actually not
that surprising.

In high school,
she was voted best hair.

Best hair.

She doesn't even
brush her hair.

Yeah, and that's
the thing, though.

Like, it's luck, and it should
be about talent and hard work.

- I know, it's fucking frustrating.
- [distant chattering]

[Dani] Maybe, I don't know,
I mean maybe.

Yo, bitches.

[chuckles]

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Uh, looking for Sasquatch.

Hiking, Val.

What a stupid question.

- [Ricky] Dani got tired so...
- So I'm riding Ricky.

Hiking is tiring.

So I guess you won't be doing
your own stunts then?

God no. If there's even a
scene where I have to run,

I'm requesting a stunt double.

- [laughing]
- [Ricky] You wanna go back?

- Yeah, let's go.
- [Ricky] Alright, peace, yo.

Bye.

[soft music]

[casting director]
You know, real quick.

- Yeah?
- [casting director] I just, I gotta say,

never change your teeth, okay?

No matter what anybody says,
I'm sure they've said it,

like, never change your teeth.

- Oh, okay.
- [casting director chuckles]

[casting director]
Okay, whenever you're ready.

It's over.

Spring has been,

soon Spring will be
taken over by the rebels.

[line reader] "It's time
you embrace your destiny."

But I fought already.

Harder than I was ever
trained to do

and the rebels,
they're too strong.

[casting director] Okay.

Thank you for coming in.

Thanks.

What the fuck is
happening Ricky?

[whispering] What,
keep your voice down.

Everyone's outside,
no one can hear us.

So what? Are you, like,
in love with her or something?

No. I'm faking it.

Can't you tell?

Seriously, can you not tell?
Is my acting that good?

Babe, I'm kidding.

Just, we gotta ride this out.

Dani getting this role
is really big for me. Us.

This is so stupid.

You said you were 80 percent
sure you were gonna dump Dani,

and now you're acting like you two
are on your fucking honeymoon.

It's gonna make me throw up.

Babe, chill.

I don't have to do
this for much longer.

Just like, eight months
and they shoot the movie.

And then, well, they have to do
post on it,

and make it awesome, so it'd
be like a year and a half.

But then the movie comes out
and there's all the parties

and meet all the people
and the leverage and network,

so like two years,
two years, max.

Oh, okay, I'm sorry.

My mistake.

- Two years.
- So you're cool with it.

- Oh, no.
- What?

No, I'm not, "Are you cool?" How
the fuck would I be cool with it?

- You were sending me mixed signals there.
- [toilet flushing]

- [Stefano] Hey.
- Uh, hey.

You told me everyone
was outside.

I'm sorry I'm not keeping tabs on where
everyone is at all times, Ricky.

You're not gonna say anything
to Dani about this, are you?

Val!

Yo, Val. You're not gonna
say anything, right?

[groans]

[phone chiming]

[sighs]

[door slides open]

- What are you doing?
- [clears throat]

- Why do you have my phone?
- Who is Tommy,

and why is he sending you
a bunch of heart emojis?

Tommy's my brother.

Brad's your brother.

Brad's Val's brother.

- Oh yeah, of course.
- I talk about my brothers all the time.

Yeah, I know, I just, [clears
throat] I just mixed 'em up.

- What's my other brother's name?
- Huh?

I have two brothers.
What's my other brother's name?

Tommy and... [clears throat]

Tommy and Dave.

- Seriously?
- David.

Do you seriously
not listen to me when I talk?

Of course I listen
to you when you talk.

Okay, when's my birthday?

You're not gonna stump me
on that. November 15.

That's Val's birthday.
Mine's the ninth.

I can't believe, no,
I can't believe you right now.

I didn't, I just got,
I'm mixed up, my memory's shit.

What is my Twitter handle?

At... your name.

- Dani at whatever you go by. At Dani...
- [door slamming]

Fuck.

- [casting director] Say the line.
- Mayday!

[casting director]
A little more frightened.

Mayday! [gasps]

[casting director]
A little more surprised.

Mayday! What?

[casting director] But you're
frightened and surprised.

Mayday!

[casting director]
Okay, thank you.

[exhales] Thank you.

I don't know if you saw,
on my resume there,

it's therealricky_r.

[birds chirping]

- [phone chiming]
- [upbeat pop music]

[sighing]

[sighs]

Yo, bitch.

Hey.

What you reading?

A book.

"A book."

Yeah, but what book?

"On the Technique of Acting."

What is that?

It's a book about the techniques of
acting and developing character.

That's boring.

It's not boring.

Okay, let me see it.

That's boring.

[sighing]

- How is my tan looking?
- Fine.

I don't know, you know.

I just wanna be
a couple of shades darker

'cause on Monday,
my face is gonna be everywhere

and I really just don't wanna
be pasty and gross.

Hello?
Are you even listening to me?

I'm trying to read.

[sighing]

You know, I invited you this weekend
to have fun and get to know everybody,

not sit out here by yourself.

- You can do this at home.
- I've been with everyone all morning.

I'm allowed to have
a couple of hours to myself.

Yeah, well, it looks like
you're avoiding everyone.

Well, I'm not.

You also might wanna stop
with this awful accent thing.

- It's weirding people out.
- What?

This stupid awful accent thing
you've been doing all weekend.

[scoffs] I'm preparing for an...

Audition, I know, we all know.

But it's stupid, so, stop.

Dani, you know this is
how I prepare for my auditions.

- [phone ringing]
- Holly?

[laughing]

Yes. Yeah.
[laughing]

Who told you?

My mom. She's not supposed
to say anything.

- Ah, well, whatever.
- [laughing]

Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

I deserve it, yeah.

I know, with all
the auditions and surveying.

I have been working
really, really hard.

Grace, where are,
where are you going?

Holly, are you coming
to my party tomorrow?

Yo, you know
who Dani's talking to?

- What?
- On the phone over there.

Is it Val?
Has she talked to you?

Did she say anything to you?

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Oh, okay, cool, nothing.

What did Ricky say to you?

- What?
- I saw you two talking just now. What did he say?

Nothing.
He asked me if I spoke to you.

- Why?
- How am I supposed to know?

Did he say anything about Dani?

Okay, what the hell
is going on?

Nothing, I'm going for a hike.

Great.

- Where's Val going?
- A hike.

- Where are you going?
- The cottage.

- What about Dani and Ricky?
- I don't know, they're at the beach.

Okay, I just want
everyone on the patio.

Okay, well,
I'm gonna go for a shower.

What are you gonna do after?

I don't know!

Fine!

[slow tense music]

- [water running]
- [slow dramatic music]

♪

♪

[grunts]

♪

[phone clacking]

[door opening]

Val.

Wow, you are sweaty.

Did you just jump in
the lake or something?

You're like, really,
really sweaty.

You know, I can't sweat
actually. It's really weird.

I don't know why.
I've just never been able to.

Good for you.

Can you help me
with my Twitter bio

and come sit next to me
for a sec?

I can't.
I should change first.

I was kidding about the sweat thing.
I'm sure you don't stink.

Come on.

Stevo-O.

[sighing]

[door closing]

Ah, and look who finally
decided to stop being a hermit.

[phone clacking]

I gotta...

I got something to say.

Dani?

[phone clacking continues]

Dani?

[phone clacking continues]

We all found out
that you got the lead role

in the Legends of the Spring
film earlier today.

Well, it's just been
the happiest day of my life.

[phone clacking continues]

You're a very
special person to me.

Nobody's made me feel
the way that you do.

And I've been wanting
to do something for weeks.

Weeks, babe.

Like, way before
you ever got this role.

You had me at
"Hello, @therealricky_r."

- I guess what I'm trying to say is...
- No.

Fuck this. Everyone listen up, I
have an announcement to make.

Actually, attention everybody,

before Val makes
an announcement,

I have an announcement
that I'd like to make.

Let's go with that one.

Ricky and I are
sleeping together,

and we have been
for three months.

- Dammit.
- What the fuck, Val?

I'm sorry, I didn't want
you to find out this way.

I never wanted you to get hurt.

It was like one time, babe.

It was like a couple of times,
but I was drunk all the times.

[deeply inhaling]

Sorry to burst your bubble,
but um, I don't care.

Yeah, no,
I don't even really like Ricky.

I mean, come on, guys, obviously
I can do better than Ricky.

I mean you're cute,
but, you're just not

intellectually on my level.

Wait.

You... don't like me?

I mean sure, we had fun.

But I mean, it just hit me,
earlier today,

that uh, since I got the lead
in Legends of the Fall...

Legends of the Spring.

Why can't you even
memorize the title?

- [deeply inhaling]
- ...that I'm probably gonna end up with Zac Efron anyway,

you know? We're co-stars.

We're probably gonna fall
in love, you know, and...

contractually have to date, so I'm
not even gonna have time for you.

I'm gonna be a movie star
and you're, what?

Like a social media influencer? Come on,
I'd be embarrassed to be seen with you.

So you're telling me that
these past six magical months

have meant nothing to you?

Like absolutely nothing.

So you're not upset,
like, at all?

Nope.

Great.

[door opening]

You're a bitch.

- Guys, I really have an announcement to make
- [phone ringing]

and if I don't make it
right now...

- Mom!
- ...I might never make it.

[Dani] Yeah, like so excited.

No, don't invite Toni Spitzer
to my party. She's creepy.

You can make
your announcement to me.

Forget it.

[door closing]

[soft music]

[Ricky] Not intellectually
on her level?

Can you believe she said that?

[Valerie]
I know, like she's so smart.

Spoiler alert: she isn't.

[Grace] I wish any one of us
booked that role over her.

She has turned
into a nightmare.

[Stefano] You know what? I think we
need to cut her out of our lives.

This has turned
into a toxic friendship,

and I think it's
just run its course.

- [Valerie] 100 percent.
- [Grace] I agree.

[Ricky] Definitely.

♪

I just wanna let everyone
know that I'm leaving tonight.

I said I'm leaving tonight.

Yeah, to go back to L.A.
to be with my family

and friends
that actually care about me.

[sighs] Cool.

Actually no, no.
You know what?

Can I be honest for a second,
because I'm pretty pissed.

- So you are pissed?
- Yeah, Val, I am pissed.

Okay, I thought, as my best
friends, you guys would be

happy for me booking
this incredible role.

I thought, as my best friends,
you'd be supportive.

But instead, you've just been
a bunch of jealous assholes.

- Well, maybe if you...
- Well, maybe, Val, you didn't get the role because

you're too fucking concerned about
what everybody thinks of you.

You try to act like
you don't give a shit,

but you are so transparent.

Be careful
what you say to Val guys.

If you tell her her toes look fat,
she won't eat for a fucking week.

And Grace?

No, nope, I didn't
read the stupid books,

and I didn't prepare
eight weeks in advance

for my audition, because do you
know what I have that you don't?

Natural talent.

Sorry it takes you endless
hours of preparation

to prepare for a role when
it only takes me five minutes.

But hey, I got another role
that you can prepare for.

How about, waitress
who pretends to be an actress

only to find out that she actually
can't act at all. [fake chuckle]

- Yo, what's your problem?
- And Ricky.

Rick, Ricky, only wants
to be famous, Ricky,

with your stupid
social media accounts.

Guess what? On Monday,
when I get announced as Skye,

I'm gonna have more followers
than you in two minutes

than you'll ever have
in your entire lifetime.

I don't know what's more sad.

That, or the fact that
you're sleeping with Val.

And Stefano?

You know, I don't know
what's taking you so long,

- but we all know you're gay.
- [gasping]

Surprise!

[phone ringing]

Oh, [chuckling] look,
it's my amazing agent.

Val, stop!

Oh, my god, what the fuck?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Ricky, go get my phone.

Fuck you.

Stefano?

Ugh.

[scoffs]
[panting]

Ricky, it's too far.
Come help me.

Fine, do you know what?
I'm unfollowing you on Twitter.

[phone ringing]

[grunting]
[groaning]

[ringing]

[grunts]

[gasps]

Oh, shit.

Help!

Val!

[gasping]

Ricky!

Ricky!
[screams]

[coughs]

[tense music]

[screams]

[coughs]
[screams]

[Dani gasps]

[screams]

Help!

[Ricky] Technically,

we didn't kill her.

Technically, Ricky's right.

I mean, yeah, we didn't.

We didn't technically
do anything wrong.

If we didn't do anything wrong,

then why is Dani
at the bottom of the lake?

She didn't know how to swim.
That's not our fault.

Well, maybe
we should call the cops.

- And say what?
- That Dani drowned?

And that we just stood there
and watched it happen?

I don't know.

And where is the body?
How would we explain that?

Okay.

No.

[exhaling]

We just explain that...

I don't know.

[wind blowing]

[knocking]

Val.

What are you doing?

I can't sleep.

Are you nuts?

I don't know.
I guess death makes me horny?

Yeah, okay.

If that was me drowning,
you'd save me, right?

Yeah of course, babe.

Okay, good.

[wind blowing]

[Dani's disembodied screaming]

[Dani's phone ringing]

- [ringing continues]
- [tense music]

[ringing continues]

[ringing continues]

[ringing continues]

- [knocks]
- Val?

Grace?

[dramatic music]

[moaning]

- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Get out.

Dani's dead, and you guys
decide to have make up sex?

[Ricky] Hey, what are we supposed
to do when we're stressed?

I read an inspirational book
when I'm stressed, Ricky.

- Okay, we have two problems.
- What?

Dani's phone keeps
going off in the lake,

and Grace is missing.

- What do you mean missing?
- She's not in her room.

Was she there when you left?

Yeah, she was sleeping.

Maybe she went to the bathroom.

Nope.

We need to find this phone
before somebody hears it.

[sighs] Okay, fine. I will go
with you, Stefano,

and Ricky,
you go look for Grace.

[sighs]

Ricky.

I should be
really mad at you right now,

but your abs look amazing.

Thanks, man.

It's those leg lifts.

I know, they're
really working for you.

[sighs]

Val. Can you hurry up?

[grumbling]

Yeah, I'm not even close.

- Really?
- Ew.

[phone chimes]

Rock, paper,
scissor who goes in.

Oh, I'm not going in. I'm
just here for moral support.

Well, I'm not going in.

- You're the competitive swimmer.
- You're the action star.

Stand in.

Action star stand in.

I don't do anything.
We all know this.

Zac Efron's number
might be in that phone.

[exhales]

[splashing]

- Ew, ew. Oh, gross.
- [camera clicking]

[panting]

Are you seriously taking
selfies right now?

Yeah, the lighting
is so good right now.

- Here.
- Oh my god.

[camera clicking]

Grace?

[tense music]

Grace?

Grace?

Grace!

Dude?

Fuck.

You scared me.

What the fuck?

Oh.

I'd offer you some,
but I smoked it all.

Why are you in the middle
of the woods by yourself?

- [Grace] Oh.
- How high are you?

[laughing]

[insects chirping]

[sighs]

[indistinct talking]

[Ricky, distorted]
What should we do?

[Stefano, distorted]
Where was she?

[Ricky, distorted] In the woods.

[Valerie, distorted]
Why is she so weird?

[Ricky, distorted] No idea.

[Valerie, distorted] I don't
know if we can trust her.

[Stefano, distorted] Yeah, we
don't even know her that well.

[Ricky, distorted] She smoked
like two entire joints

and didn't even
save some for me.

Us. Didn't save any for us.

[Valerie, distorted]
Where's Dani's phone?

[Stefano, distorted] I still have it.
I'm not letting it out of my sight.

[tense music]

[Valerie, distorted] I can't believe you
would even show your face right now.

[Valerie] Excuse me?

[distorted] I caught you
and Ricky fucking.

[Valerie] So?

I Googled what to do
when someone dies.

- How stupid are you?
- Great.

I'm actually asking. This
isn't a rhetorical question.

Is this traceable?

I don't know.

[Ricky]
Delete her search history.

Fuck how?
Grace, what the fuck?

Oh, guys.

Maybe,
if the cops suspect anything,

this is a good thing
'cause we can just blame her.

You think anyone's gonna
believe that she killed her?

Oh, right.
She might play the slow card.

- What?
- She's slow, right?

[Ricky] No.

[Stefano] Really?

Sorry.

- [chuckles]
- [Ricky] What did you smoke?

You didn't save any?

- [water flowing]
- [slow operatic music]

[Grace] I think
I'm still a little high.

[Valerie] Grace, no one cares.

[Stefano] Yeah, we have enough
to worry about right now.

Thanks so much for all
your help last night, though.

Oh, I'm sorry, I was upset.

And sometimes I get too high
when I'm upset.

What do you even have to be upset about?
You barely even knew Dani.

So? Dani and I were friends.

[scoffs] Barely friends. You knew her what?
Like six months?

I've known Dani for five years.

I've lost my best friend.

If anyone should be
the most upset, it's me.

Excuse me?

You think you should be
the most upset right now?

You and your measly
five year friendship?

I've known Dani
since high school.

We grew up together.
That's freshman year, okay?

If anybody's
the most upset, it's me.

That's cute.

Maybe you guys forget this,
but Dani was my girlfriend.

Oh, she was
your girlfriend now?

I don't think you cared
very much about her

when you were fucking
Val for three months.

She said it.

Dani and I may have only known
each other for six months,

but how often
did you guys even see her?

How often did she
ask you to hang out

or send you something that she's
working on and you just ignored her?

I saw Dani
almost every single day.

So yeah, I'm the most upset 'cause
Dani and I were the closest.

Oh, please, you were just
another Juju, okay?

I mean, Dani had
so many short term friends

that she got obsessed with and then she
just got bored and tossed them away.

It's friends
like me who stuck around.

I mean, just because I didn't see her
every day doesn't mean anything.

Can we just all stop
arguing and agree

that I am clearly
Dani's best friend, period.

No way, I was
her best friend, okay?

You may have been
her longest friend,

but that doesn't necessarily
equal best.

- Yes, in this case it does.
- Nuh-uh, I don't think so.

You didn't even trust her enough
to tell her that you were gay.

Yes, I didn't tell her,
I was going to tell her.

[Valerie] Are you kidding me?

- Oh, did you ever tell her actually anything about you?
- I was getting there.

No, because
you didn't talk to her

because you didn't
hang out with her.

Just because you worked
together at that taco shop.

And you were
fucking her boyfriend.

You're best friends
all of a sudden.

Like seriously?

[Stefano] History matters.

[overlapping arguing]

One good word about
Dani to me, okay?

All you did was...

You're the worst person.

Guys.

[overlapping arguing continues]

Guys!

How does she still look so hot?

[Ricky] Her skin looks amazing.

I don't understand.

Throw some dirt on her face. I can't
stand looking at her this hot.

Okay, so what do we do now?

- Are we going to jail?
- No.

We gotta do something
with the body.

Somebody's gonna see it.

Let's bring her inside.

No, she's gonna start to stink.

Fuck.

I have a bad
feeling about this.

I'm like picturing it,
five years from now

we're gonna be the subjects of one
of those Murderous Wives shows.

I hope prison is like Orange
is the New Black, season one.

Not four. If it's season
four, I'm gonna kill myself.

[Dani's phone ringing]

Is that Dani's phone?

Who's calling her?

Shit, it's her mom.

Fuck.

[phone ringing]

[slow operatic music]

[phone chiming]

She's supposed to have
her family party today

- to celebrate that stupid role that's gonna ruin her career.
- Fuck.

Her mom's gonna notice
if she's not home in an hour.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

- [phone chiming]
- What the fuck is it now?

It's the same noise
from last night.

I think it's the voicemail
notification.

She has two new voicemails.

One's from her agent.

Should we listen to it?

Obviously, yes.

[groaning]

[beeps]

[voicemail] You have two
new voice messages.

To listen to your messages,
press one.

First new message
sent today at 10 am.

[woman] Hey baby girl...

[voicemail] Second new message
sent yesterday at 6:55 pm.

[man] Hey kiddo. Bad news.

The studio called
and it looks like they decided

to go with Tatiana Mislani
instead.

Oh, she's gonna be
so amazing in this role.

I know this is really
disappointing, but,

we just weren't able
to close the deal.

Apparently they wanted
to go with Tatiana first

but she had a conflict and now
her schedule has opened up.

I know, bummer.

We'll get the next one.

[voicemail]
End of voicemail.

To replay this message press...

[man] Hey kiddo, bad news.

The studio called and it looks like decided
to go with Tatiana Mislani instead.

Oh, she's gonna be so
amazing in this role.

I know, this is really
disappointing but

we just weren't able
to close the deal.

[cheerful operatic music]

Well, that sucks for Dani.

- [Ricky] Yeah!
- [group laughing]

[Grace] Cottage weekend.
Oh, yeah.

You know guys, besides
a few minor hiccups,

this was a pretty great
vacation.

We needed this.

I am so glad I got to spend
more time with you guys.

[clearing throat]

Guys.

I have something to say.

I remember when Dani
was freaking out at us,

she said all that stuff about me just
wanting to be famous all the time.

She was kind of right.

- Yeah, you are pretty obsessed with social.
- Right?

Like, uh, what does it matter
how many followers you have?

It should be the effort that
you put into your craft.

That's what really matters.

I was missing that.

Speaking of that,

Dani was right about me, too.

I spend too much time
preparing for auditions

when I should really
be in the moment.

I try too hard
and I prepare too much,

and I need to realize
that acting is sometimes

experiencing emotions
as they're happening.

When I get back,

I'm gonna take an improv class.

- [clapping]
- [Ricky] Yeah.

Grace.

That is such a good idea.

You know,
I've also realized that,

[scoffs] I don't need to be so
afraid to express how I'm feeling.

I also don't need
to be afraid about coming out.

I'm just gonna be myself,

and if somebody
doesn't like it, who cares?

It was just holding me back.

I am gonna be the first
out and proud action star.

- [laughs]
- Yes!

Oh, you are
an inspiration to all of us.

And, I guess maybe
I could worry less about

what other people
think or whatever.

There it is. Nice.

Guys, I think Dani's
death really shed some light

on some of the greater
internal issues

that we were all having
with ourselves.

This is the best thing
that's happened to us,

individually.

To Dani?

[all] To Dani.

Mm.

Yes.

[Stefano] Good work.

So, I think it's time
to call the cops.

- [Ricky] Yeah.
- [Valerie] Yes.

We need to sound
really upset and panicked.

Our best friend just died.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Guys.

This is our moment.

- [dramatic music]
- [giggling]

Valerie LeMay for 911 call.

I just found my friend.
She isn't breathing.

I think,
I think she might be dead.

I don't know. Please.

Please,
you have to send someone.

[sobbing]

[soft operatic music]

Yo, it's my girlfriend!

She's, I need an ambulance
or something, help me.

She's drowned or she's dead.
She's not moving!

Hello, my name is Stefano Torres

and I'd like
to request an ambulance.

[Ricky] Bro, why are you
doing it all calm like that?

I'm just playing it
like it hasn't hit me yet.

Like I'm in shock.

[Ricky] Oh, that's, like,
another level deep, bro.

Yeah, man.

Can I do one, right?

[slow operatic music]

Somebody help me,
I need [mumbles].

[sobbing]

[slow operatic music]

[Valerie] We noticed Dani
was missing late last night.

[Ricky] She went for
a hike around five yesterday.

She was trying to get in shape for
the role that she thought she had.

[soft music]

[Grace] Dani's phone went off
and it was her agent.

We didn't answer it because
Dani was out for her hike.

And when she wasn't
there the next morning,

we listened to it to see
if she had left or something.

[soft orchestral music]

[Stefano]
That's when we noticed a body

had been washed up on shore.

We immediately ran over to it

and we noticed it was Dani.

[soft orchestral music]

[ambulance sirens wailing]

[sobbing]

[Grace] But we knew
it was useless.

Dani was gone.
[sobbing]

She could have been
intoxicated.

Maybe?

She was drinking all weekend.

And also,

she can't swim.

I just found that out this weekend.
She can't swim. [sobbing]

She was such a good person.

She didn't deserve this.

It doesn't seem real.

I didn't even hear her
yell for help.

I'm just so sad the world will never
get to see what a talent she was.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

I can't believe this.

I'm in shock,
I'm honestly in shock.

I'm just trying to be
strong for my friends.

I was right here.

I was just right here and I had no
idea what was happening to poor Dani.

I wish it was me.

Dani.

Dani Nichols
was my best friend.

My best friend.

[sniffling]

Dani Nichols
was my best friend.

Hello, good morning.

Thank you so much
for having me in.

I'm so excited to be here.

Even auditioning for this film is
like a dream, really. [chuckles]

Sorry, I'm just really excited.

[casting director]
Well, thanks for coming in.

Um, Dani Nichols?

Yep, that's me.

[casting director] Great.
Okay, whenever you're ready.

Okay, um, do I just
look into the camera here?

Okay.

[slow operatic music]

[operatic music continues]

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