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Previously,
on "The Magicians"...
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I'll send you on an epic quest.
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The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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My father's dying,
and I need you to fix him.
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I require someone I trust
to accompany you.
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I'd like you
to meet your daughter.
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What?
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Just say it.
Cancer.
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Call it cancer plus.
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How long till I die?
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No, you're not going to, okay?
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Holy shit.
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As a niff in, you made enemies.
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I am here to warn you
that one of them seeks you.
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- Who?
- The lamprey.
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What do you want
with the lamprey anyway?
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It's more what
the lamprey wants with me.
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Well, if you could do magic...
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Yeah, well, I can't.
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You're down to an
early warning device...
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an alarm, if you will.
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Sorry about this.
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I need your help.
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Hi, Mom.
Hi, Dad.
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So, I'm not dead anymore.
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Alice?
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Shit.
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Hi, Mom.
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So, I'm alive.
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Oh, I know.
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Quentin called us
after it happened,
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and you're just
visiting us now.
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I've been meaning to come by...
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Excuse the mess.
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All our architectural
enchantments collapsed
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when magic vanished.
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But then, you'd know that
if you ever called.
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Who's she?
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That's Carol.
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That's Carol?
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Well, maybe you didn't
realize that she used
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a lot of illusion work
to keep herself looking thin.
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So, now she drinks.
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Carol?
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You remember my daughter,
Alice?
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She used to be dead.
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Now she isn't.
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And it's only just now that
she's decided to visit us.
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And she brought a cat.
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That priest held a whole
island hostage with this key.
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Meanwhile, I can't seem
to get it to do anything.
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Kinda creeps me out every time
I pick it up, though.
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We need a rabbit.
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I need to send a message
to King Quentin ASAP.
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How close is
the nearest island?
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Beyond Fillory's
territorial waters,
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the islands
don't like to be mapped,
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so sometimes they move.
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I'm reasonably certain
that the nearest one
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is somewhere in this
general area, Your Majesty.
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All hands are on deck!
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What's going on, Admiral?
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Trouble on the horizon, sire.
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Pirates.
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They're flying the red bones,
Your Majesty.
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No quarter given.
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Well, shit.
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Hey, Q.
Did you find Kady?
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No, I struck out.
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Yeah, so did Josh.
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I'm at the cottage
checking bedrooms now.
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Do you wanna meet me here,
or...?
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No, I-I can't.
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I have to leave town.
My dad got worse.
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
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Let me know if you
need anything, okay?
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Will do.
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I should go.
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Hi.
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Can I come in?
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Please?
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Give me another chance.
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Oh, my God.
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He looks terrible.
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And getting worse.
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I have a ritual
that could save him
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but it requires a lot of magic,
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so, you can participate,
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or you can fuck off.
Dealer's choice.
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What's the ritual?
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We're gonna summon a demon.
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II don't understand.
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What are the pirates
trying to do?
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Kill us and take our ship.
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Are they allowed to do that?
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I thought father was the king.
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He is.
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That's why they want
He's rich.
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You should lock yourself and
your family in the royal cabin.
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Please, Your Majesty,
come with me.
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What an odd way
to make a living, pirating.
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We can make our stand here.
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Fray, get behind me.
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I won't let them harm you
and neither will your father.
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Please, Lady Fen,
if we fight, they'll kill us.
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Plus, are we super totally sure
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that talking to them
won't work?
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No, pirates take.
That's what they do.
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Will you not fight, Father?
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Your father is
a powerful magician,
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but when magic disappeared...
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Is father a coward, then?
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Father's a survivor.
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That's weird.
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Was there always
a keyhole right there?
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Wait a second.
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Mom,
can we talk privately, please?
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Well, I certainly don't have
anything to hide from Carol.
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We were just discussing how
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magic is due to come back
any time now.
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What a cute little kitten.
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Oh.
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- Back off, Carol!
- Alice, really?
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Just stay away from her.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Now, Carol is in
a very fragile state...
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You need to listen
to me right now.
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No, no, no, no.
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You listen to me.
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Now, you can't just come
traipsing back in here
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without any regard
for people's feelings.
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Fine.
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Where's Dad, then?
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Look, all I'm saying is,
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how well do you know this
person who gave you the ritual?
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Look,
I'd love to be more cautious,
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but Penny is gonna die.
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So, if you have
a better idea right now,
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I'm all ears.
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Okay.
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What do you need me to do?
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I need a goat femur,
pencil shavings,
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and some other stuff
for the summoning.
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Alice.
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Oh, I am so glad to see you.
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When we heard,
I knew that you would
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take the time that you need,
but...
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Dad, we have to hurry.
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There's a lamprey after me.
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A lamprey?
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What did you do to it?
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It's not important, it...
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but it's after me
and anyone connected to me,
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and, look, I think
it's inside Carol right now.
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But... Carol
is with your mother.
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And I tried to warn her,
but you know Mom.
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If I had any magic at all,
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I'd be able to fight it,
but I don't.
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So, I need your help.
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Now.
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Seriously, Tick?
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What is the problem here?
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I asked for two simple things.
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Pull up the fields,
plant some goddamn mushrooms.
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If you will allow me
to mansplain, Your Highness,
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the farmers are hesitant
because you're asking them
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to throw out food
and replace it with, uh...
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Inedible mushrooms, I got it.
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And mansplaining
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is a bad thing, Tick.
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But I'm a man... explaining.
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Is that not mansplaining?
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Perhaps you could
woman-splain it to me.
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It's not me.
It's the fucking fairies.
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This is more of their bullshit.
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Earthworms, squirrel tongues,
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and now mushroom fields.
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I just need it done.
Okay?
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The queen will not be pleased.
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Are the fairies here right now?
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They were.
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Now they've gone
to tell the queen
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that we screwed the pooch
right in the pooper.
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That sounds painful.
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It is.
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Your Highness!
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We just a received
a report from the seagulls
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that the Muntjac has
been captured by pirates.
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Two days' sail
from After Island.
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Son of a twat.
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Tick, what is the fastest
boat in our Navy?
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The Morgan Downs, ma'am,
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could reach
the Muntjac in a week.
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Without magical assistance,
that's the best we can muster.
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No, it is not
the best we can muster.
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Follow me, dickholes.
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Queen Margo.
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Perhaps you can tell me
what's taking so long
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to plant the mushroom fields.
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Mushroom screw-ups are
on these chuckleheads.
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Meanwhile,
I have a real problem.
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The High King was hijacked by
pirates and I can't help him.
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But you can.
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I don't see why
that's my problem.
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You wanna run this kingdom
behind the scenes, fine.
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But what happens when
every jackoff out there
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gets the idea that Fillory is
easy pickings with magic gone
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'cause we can't even
defend our High King?
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You think you can't get
mushroom fields planted now,
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see what happens then.
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Interesting argument.
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I'll tell you what.
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I can bring you there
via Pegasus,
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but you negotiate with
the privateers on your own.
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When do we leave?
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These two need to come with.
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Oh, my God...
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Alice!
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Daniel.
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What are you doing?
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Mom, I don't expect
you to understand,
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but Carol has a lamprey
inside of her
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and if I don't get it out,
it'll kill all of us.
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An old Sumerian text
suggested that
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parasites like this might be
vulnerable to lightning, so...
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Oh, God.
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And...
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What are you doing?
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Oh...
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Damn it, it's dead.
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Quentin,
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tell her to put that thing down
right this instant.
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What are you doing here?
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Your cat exploded.
What did you expect me to do?
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Not, like, follow me home.
Jesus.
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Hold on, your cat exploded?
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Cats detect lampreys
by exploding.
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Ah!
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All of you, stay away from me!
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Oh, great.
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Now Carol won't
come over here anymore.
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Honey, I know
this really isn't the time,
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but shouldn't the lamprey
have come out of Carol
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after you shocked her?
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But the kitten freaked out
when it looked at Carol.
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Yeah, but Carol is a mess.
Maybe the cat could sense it.
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Maybe the lamprey isn't here.
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Yeah, well, maybe
the lamprey doesn't exist.
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The lamprey exists, Mother,
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and it can track
long distances,
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and it's coming for me.
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Why, what did you do to it?
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You wouldn't understand.
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Why don't you just try me?
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Whatever she did, she did it
because she was a niff in.
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Oh, God, Daniel,
I know she was a niff in.
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I thought she was dead
for months.
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Wait a second.
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You thought that Carol
had this lamprey in her,
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and you left me alone with her?
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I told you
to get away from her.
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Okay, you are the most
selfish daughter on the planet.
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Quentin,
what's going on with your neck?
264
00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:30,231
What do you mean?
265
00:12:30,264 --> 00:12:32,600
Honey, I thought
I saw Quentin's neck move.
266
00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,502
- What?
- Wait.
267
00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:36,270
Where did Quentin get to?
268
00:12:36,304 --> 00:12:38,172
Shit.
269
00:12:39,373 --> 00:12:42,576
We are very, very lucky
Her Majesty the Fairy Queen
270
00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:44,545
is so persuasive
with the Pegasi.
271
00:12:44,578 --> 00:12:46,547
They can be most
quarrelsome creatures.
272
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:49,217
I smell like
a horse fucked a bird.
273
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,585
Actually,
it was the other way around.
274
00:12:51,619 --> 00:12:54,022
I'm going to go
sun myself up here
275
00:12:54,055 --> 00:12:56,224
while you chat
with your pirates.
276
00:12:56,257 --> 00:12:57,725
But don't worry.
277
00:12:57,758 --> 00:13:00,561
I got my eye on you.
278
00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:04,598
Who are you lot supposed to be?
279
00:13:04,632 --> 00:13:07,201
I'm High Queen Margo
the Destroyer,
280
00:13:07,235 --> 00:13:09,370
and the entourage.
281
00:13:09,403 --> 00:13:10,638
You brought a fairy with you.
282
00:13:10,671 --> 00:13:12,373
You can see her?
283
00:13:12,406 --> 00:13:14,708
Yes, well, most pirates
have made a fairy deal
284
00:13:14,742 --> 00:13:16,210
at one time or another.
285
00:13:16,244 --> 00:13:18,312
My name is Hoop,
Ms. Destroyer.
286
00:13:18,346 --> 00:13:21,715
I'll take you below decks
to meet our pirate king.
287
00:13:24,818 --> 00:13:27,421
My queen, a word before you go?
288
00:13:27,455 --> 00:13:30,691
Perhaps you're familiar
with my family's reputation
289
00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:32,493
around the court
as pickpockets?
290
00:13:32,526 --> 00:13:34,128
I've heard.
What's your point?
291
00:13:34,162 --> 00:13:36,264
Um, only that
my skills in this field
292
00:13:36,297 --> 00:13:37,665
could be useful to you.
293
00:13:37,698 --> 00:13:38,732
Mmhmm,
I'll keep an eye on my jewels.
294
00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:41,135
Are we done here?
295
00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:49,677
Are you suggesting
that you could...
296
00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:52,346
Although her majesty
lacks depth perception,
297
00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:56,284
she does not lack
in depth or perception.
298
00:13:56,317 --> 00:13:59,487
You keep an eye on the pirates.
299
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,289
If anything turns up missing,
300
00:14:01,322 --> 00:14:03,391
we'll know
they're the culprits.
301
00:14:03,424 --> 00:14:07,328
I shall catch up with you
below decks, ma'am.
302
00:14:11,732 --> 00:14:13,834
What on Earth are you doing?
303
00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:16,270
I can't afford
even the tiniest crack.
304
00:14:16,304 --> 00:14:17,838
When the lamprey
is outside the house,
305
00:14:17,871 --> 00:14:19,673
it can enter through
almost any opening.
306
00:14:19,707 --> 00:14:21,842
Why do you assume
the lamprey's even here?
307
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:24,112
Maybe your boyfriend's
just looking for attention.
308
00:14:24,145 --> 00:14:26,480
Dad saw his neck move
and he's not my boyfriend.
309
00:14:26,514 --> 00:14:28,582
You really saw his neck move?
310
00:14:28,616 --> 00:14:30,318
You know,
without your optical spells,
311
00:14:30,351 --> 00:14:32,586
your vision really
isn't what it used to be.
312
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,355
I mean, it looked weird.
313
00:14:34,388 --> 00:14:36,390
We can't risk it.
If the lamprey is in the house,
314
00:14:36,424 --> 00:14:39,360
we can't let it sneak back in
here and take over one of us.
315
00:14:39,393 --> 00:14:41,729
What if Quentin tries
to get back in here himself?
316
00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:43,331
We could call the police.
317
00:14:43,364 --> 00:14:45,666
They could come and
get him out of the house.
318
00:14:45,699 --> 00:14:47,235
Problem solved.
319
00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:48,569
That's a bad idea.
If it's inside Quentin,
320
00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:49,870
who knows what he'll do?
321
00:14:49,903 --> 00:14:51,639
They'll end up
shooting him dead.
322
00:14:51,672 --> 00:14:55,476
Well, you did say he wasn't
your boyfriend anymore.
323
00:14:55,509 --> 00:14:57,878
Okay, but killing Quentin
won't kill the lamprey.
324
00:14:57,911 --> 00:15:00,814
It'll end up jumping bodies,
and then we're up against
325
00:15:00,848 --> 00:15:03,751
a possessed cop with
a gun trying to kill us.
326
00:15:03,784 --> 00:15:06,187
I'm gonna need more wine.
327
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:09,357
I knew I should've bought
a gun when magic went out.
328
00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,359
No, a gun won't protect us
against a lamprey.
329
00:15:11,392 --> 00:15:13,194
That is the only weapon
that we have,
330
00:15:13,227 --> 00:15:15,596
except the battery's dead.
We need a new one.
331
00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:16,864
There's a car in the garage.
332
00:15:16,897 --> 00:15:20,168
Don't those use
some kind of battery?
333
00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:25,173
Okay, now what are you doing?
334
00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:27,641
The lamprey can enter
through almost any orifice,
335
00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:30,478
even skin, so I'm going
to get that battery
336
00:15:30,511 --> 00:15:33,147
and I'm not taking any chances.
337
00:15:37,318 --> 00:15:38,386
Thank you.
338
00:15:38,419 --> 00:15:39,920
Yeah.
339
00:15:39,953 --> 00:15:43,524
You're missing the signs,
Julia.
340
00:15:43,557 --> 00:15:44,758
What?
341
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,927
I thought
you'd be further along.
342
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:50,464
We're going
to have to push you.
343
00:15:50,498 --> 00:15:53,301
What are you talking about?
344
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:54,468
I said thank you.
345
00:15:54,502 --> 00:15:56,204
Oh.
346
00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:57,605
Sorry.
347
00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:45,345
Alice.
348
00:16:46,446 --> 00:16:48,548
Hey!
349
00:16:48,582 --> 00:16:49,949
Don't come any closer
or I'll smash your head in!
350
00:16:49,983 --> 00:16:51,585
Alice, come on!
351
00:16:51,618 --> 00:16:53,353
I'm not the lamprey, Alice!
352
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,821
How do I know
you're not the lamprey!
353
00:16:54,854 --> 00:16:56,356
I don't know how to prove it.
I'm just, I'm not...
354
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,091
it's... it's gone!
It left!
355
00:16:58,124 --> 00:16:59,759
What?
356
00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:02,496
Ah. Ugh.
357
00:17:02,529 --> 00:17:03,697
Why did it leave you?
358
00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:04,964
I don't know.
359
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,138
I was awake the whole time.
360
00:17:12,171 --> 00:17:15,575
I could feel it controlling me
and searching my memory.
361
00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:18,978
It was... I just couldn't
do anything to stop it.
362
00:17:19,012 --> 00:17:20,914
It's angry at you, Alice.
363
00:17:20,947 --> 00:17:22,982
What did you do to it?
364
00:17:23,016 --> 00:17:24,117
I...
365
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,118
I don't remember.
366
00:17:25,151 --> 00:17:27,387
It's weird.
367
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,457
I could've snapped your neck
over there so easy.
368
00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:32,992
And the lamprey didn't want to
for some reason.
369
00:17:33,026 --> 00:17:36,129
Well, if it doesn't wanna
kill me, what does it want?
370
00:17:36,162 --> 00:17:39,499
I am taking
our daughter seriously.
371
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:42,001
Help me finish taping up
the windows, won't you?
372
00:17:42,035 --> 00:17:43,470
Fine.
373
00:17:43,503 --> 00:17:45,939
But wouldn't it be nice
if just once,
374
00:17:45,972 --> 00:17:47,941
Alice would come
without bringing
375
00:17:47,974 --> 00:17:50,944
all of her drama with her?
376
00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:01,555
What's with the candy?
377
00:18:01,588 --> 00:18:03,557
You gonna summon some kind of
378
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,892
chocolate-loving demon
to save my ass?
379
00:18:05,925 --> 00:18:10,897
The scent of chocolate makes
them less likely to eat us.
380
00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:13,467
I hope.
381
00:18:15,535 --> 00:18:19,606
The only nice thing
about losing magic?
382
00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:22,442
The radio signals
in my head went out too.
383
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,878
All's quiet
on the psychic front?
384
00:18:24,911 --> 00:18:26,212
Yeah.
385
00:18:26,245 --> 00:18:28,782
Could get used to that.
386
00:18:31,217 --> 00:18:34,153
That's one of Mayakovsky's?
387
00:18:36,956 --> 00:18:38,191
Damn.
388
00:18:38,224 --> 00:18:39,893
You sure you wanna do this?
389
00:18:39,926 --> 00:18:41,961
There's a lot of magic in that.
390
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,030
You sure you wanna
waste it on me?
391
00:18:44,063 --> 00:18:45,932
I stole it.
392
00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:47,467
It's my call.
393
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,203
You don't owe me anything,
Kady.
394
00:18:50,236 --> 00:18:53,640
Of course you'd say that.
395
00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:57,010
You got poisoned
trying to help me.
396
00:18:57,043 --> 00:18:58,878
If I didn't try to help you,
I...
397
00:18:58,912 --> 00:19:01,881
I couldn't live with myself.
398
00:19:01,915 --> 00:19:03,950
Guess I should say thanks.
399
00:19:03,983 --> 00:19:05,785
Yeah, you should.
400
00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:21,234
Julia will be back soon.
401
00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:23,970
I will try
402
00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,104
not to die.
403
00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:31,144
I appreciate that.
404
00:19:46,893 --> 00:19:48,094
Good job, Tick.
405
00:19:48,127 --> 00:19:49,863
Your praise is everything,
406
00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:52,131
but I would also like
a country estate.
407
00:19:52,165 --> 00:19:54,901
Don't get greedy.
408
00:19:57,771 --> 00:20:01,274
Queen Margo the Destroyer,
my king.
409
00:20:01,307 --> 00:20:03,877
You're the pirate king?
410
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:07,981
As king, I get to be called
whatever the fuck I want.
411
00:20:08,014 --> 00:20:09,616
That's fine by me.
412
00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:14,588
I'm here to motherfucking
parlay, Ms. King.
413
00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:17,724
Maybe you and I could, uh,
414
00:20:17,757 --> 00:20:21,761
take a private cabin and parlay
a thing or two on our own.
415
00:20:21,795 --> 00:20:23,229
Yeah, I'm hot.
416
00:20:23,262 --> 00:20:25,732
You're extremely hot yourself.
417
00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:29,135
But you just took over
my goddamn boat,
418
00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:31,137
which tells me you're not one
419
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:33,239
to pay attention
to a safe word.
420
00:20:33,272 --> 00:20:35,074
What's a safe word?
421
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,776
Exactly.
422
00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:41,080
I'm here on business,
not pleasure.
423
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,649
But, um...
424
00:20:42,682 --> 00:20:45,652
you give me what I want,
425
00:20:45,685 --> 00:20:48,888
I won't take anything
off the table.
426
00:20:48,922 --> 00:20:50,857
Hmm.
427
00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:54,160
Never could control myself
around a one-eyed girl.
428
00:20:54,193 --> 00:20:56,095
Well,
429
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:59,265
we've all got a thing.
430
00:20:59,298 --> 00:21:02,669
I need to see High King Eliot.
431
00:21:02,702 --> 00:21:04,604
Now.
432
00:21:08,842 --> 00:21:11,010
Mm-hmm.
433
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:21,320
My queen!
434
00:21:21,354 --> 00:21:23,156
It is I,
your High King Eliot...
435
00:21:23,189 --> 00:21:27,293
In the flesh.
436
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,284
So,
you think it left the house?
437
00:21:34,402 --> 00:21:36,371
Yes, and we need to find
out what it really wanted
438
00:21:36,404 --> 00:21:37,905
before it comes back.
439
00:21:37,938 --> 00:21:39,607
I have some pre-Christian
volumes that might be useful,
440
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,309
but I was thinking
we might be better off
441
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:42,810
avoiding the Fertile Crescent.
442
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,512
I was thinking Asian myself.
443
00:21:44,545 --> 00:21:46,614
Uh, Stephanie, we really
need to stay put here.
444
00:21:46,647 --> 00:21:48,449
But you said
it left the house.
445
00:21:48,483 --> 00:21:51,352
Yeah, but it's going
to come back, we think.
446
00:21:51,386 --> 00:21:52,520
- Mom.
- Darling...
447
00:21:52,553 --> 00:21:53,788
I have to go to the bathroom.
448
00:21:53,821 --> 00:21:55,656
There's one right out there.
449
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:56,924
Don't you think
we would've heard it
450
00:21:56,957 --> 00:21:58,259
if it had come back inside?
451
00:21:58,293 --> 00:21:59,594
Mom, the lamprey is tiny,
452
00:21:59,627 --> 00:22:00,928
but it is a powerful
magical creature.
453
00:22:00,961 --> 00:22:02,497
Don't underestimate it.
454
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,899
First you said
it was inside of Carol,
455
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,534
so you electrocuted her.
456
00:22:06,567 --> 00:22:08,669
Then you said
it was inside of Quentin,
457
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:10,205
only now he's back,
458
00:22:10,238 --> 00:22:12,540
and the creature's gone
for some reason.
459
00:22:12,573 --> 00:22:15,276
Am I the only one
that this sounds crazy to?
460
00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:16,477
Stephanie, sweetheart...
461
00:22:16,511 --> 00:22:18,479
No, Daniel, don't defend her.
462
00:22:18,513 --> 00:22:21,582
We've both been in this room
for God knows how long,
463
00:22:21,616 --> 00:22:23,284
and I have to pee.
464
00:22:23,318 --> 00:22:25,420
Are you really gonna
stop me from doing that?
465
00:22:25,453 --> 00:22:26,921
Just go in the corner, Mom.
466
00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:28,589
I am not peeing
in front of your father.
467
00:22:28,623 --> 00:22:30,525
If I had wanted
that in my marriage,
468
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,293
I would've stayed
with Jean Claude.
469
00:22:32,327 --> 00:22:33,861
Ugh, I don't wanna hear this.
470
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,664
No, Alice, mystery is not
something you can take back.
471
00:22:36,697 --> 00:22:38,833
And I am not gonna risk it
just because you think
472
00:22:38,866 --> 00:22:43,704
that you stepped on
some creature's magical toes.
473
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,840
I didn't step on its toes.
474
00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:47,575
I murdered its entire family.
475
00:22:47,608 --> 00:22:49,844
I did experiments on them
to figure out
476
00:22:49,877 --> 00:22:50,978
what kind of magic they had.
477
00:22:51,011 --> 00:22:53,314
That's what I did as a niff in.
478
00:22:53,348 --> 00:22:55,250
Jesus, Alice.
479
00:22:55,283 --> 00:22:58,586
Well, you know, we've all dealt
with our share of monsters.
480
00:22:58,619 --> 00:22:59,854
You don't get it.
481
00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:02,957
I did that kind of thing
over and over again, okay?
482
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:06,261
The lamprey is not the only
creature that wants me dead.
483
00:23:06,294 --> 00:23:07,995
It's just the one
who got my number.
484
00:23:08,028 --> 00:23:10,331
So, I wanna be absolutely clear
485
00:23:10,365 --> 00:23:13,701
on who the real monster
is here.
486
00:23:15,903 --> 00:23:17,705
Excuse me.
487
00:23:26,847 --> 00:23:27,882
That didn't really help.
488
00:23:27,915 --> 00:23:29,517
I know.
489
00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:32,987
I know, it just gets
under my skin sometimes.
490
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,556
Okay, I'll go after her.
491
00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:37,325
Just you and your dad
keep researching.
492
00:23:37,358 --> 00:23:40,961
My Asian languages are
for shit, anyway.
493
00:23:40,995 --> 00:23:42,897
You better tape up.
494
00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:44,031
Yeah.
495
00:23:44,064 --> 00:23:45,900
- Just to be safe.
- Yeah.
496
00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:47,635
So, brass tacks.
497
00:23:47,668 --> 00:23:51,372
You want 3,000
Fillorian Gold Crescents?
498
00:23:51,406 --> 00:23:53,341
It's been rough going
since magic went away.
499
00:23:53,374 --> 00:23:55,376
I'm crying from
my one eye for you.
500
00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:57,978
There is,
uh, one more matter.
501
00:23:58,012 --> 00:24:00,047
Our ship, the Sika,
502
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,583
is a Deer Class vessel
like yours.
503
00:24:02,617 --> 00:24:03,518
So?
504
00:24:03,551 --> 00:24:05,520
So, it's been a dry voyage.
505
00:24:05,553 --> 00:24:08,789
It's no coincidence
we met like this.
506
00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:12,393
The Sika sought out the Muntjac
after he scented her.
507
00:24:12,427 --> 00:24:14,929
And now he needs her to submit.
508
00:24:16,697 --> 00:24:17,765
What?
509
00:24:17,798 --> 00:24:20,768
Our boat wants
to fuck your boat.
510
00:24:20,801 --> 00:24:23,604
And we can't leave
until he does.
511
00:24:25,606 --> 00:24:28,443
Deer Class ships are
magical creatures of a sort,
512
00:24:28,476 --> 00:24:31,078
and as such,
they have the same sort of
513
00:24:31,111 --> 00:24:32,947
biological urges we do.
514
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:35,516
Although, our ship
is subject to royal command.
515
00:24:35,550 --> 00:24:39,019
Which I couldn't give,
but you can.
516
00:24:39,053 --> 00:24:40,721
So, what?
517
00:24:40,755 --> 00:24:41,989
I just tell our boat
to spread it for their boat
518
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:44,425
and we're done?
519
00:24:44,459 --> 00:24:45,893
What are you not telling me?
520
00:24:45,926 --> 00:24:49,630
Well, the boat can be upset
by the experience.
521
00:24:49,664 --> 00:24:52,032
They're not the same after.
522
00:24:52,066 --> 00:24:54,101
Not the same?
523
00:24:54,134 --> 00:24:55,570
Like, how?
524
00:24:55,603 --> 00:24:58,373
They become distracted,
irritable.
525
00:24:58,406 --> 00:24:59,907
Sometimes,
they can't sail right.
526
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:02,510
Some ships have
to be put into dry dock,
527
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:03,911
never to sail again.
528
00:25:03,944 --> 00:25:07,348
That sounds like PTSD.
529
00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:13,421
So, these pirates are asking us
to let our boat get raped?
530
00:25:13,454 --> 00:25:16,824
My queen's words,
as always, are coarse,
531
00:25:16,857 --> 00:25:18,426
but truthful.
532
00:25:18,459 --> 00:25:19,894
I love this old boat,
533
00:25:19,927 --> 00:25:22,129
but if they don't get
what they want,
534
00:25:22,162 --> 00:25:24,499
the pirates will kill the crew.
535
00:25:48,556 --> 00:25:51,659
That's a new look for you.
536
00:25:51,692 --> 00:25:53,594
Would you come back with me?
It's not safe in here.
537
00:25:53,628 --> 00:25:55,596
Oh, you heard Alice.
538
00:25:55,630 --> 00:25:57,031
She's the monster.
539
00:25:57,064 --> 00:25:59,900
Come on, she's not
a monster, she's just...
540
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:00,968
conflicted.
541
00:26:01,001 --> 00:26:02,970
What's it matter?
542
00:26:03,003 --> 00:26:06,441
It's not safe anywhere.
543
00:26:06,474 --> 00:26:09,477
Did you know we got
a tax bill for the house?
544
00:26:09,510 --> 00:26:12,012
Apparently,
we haven't paid in 30 years.
545
00:26:12,046 --> 00:26:16,784
Enchantment failed,
so now we're losing our home.
546
00:26:16,817 --> 00:26:20,921
I mean, what are we
gonna do without magic?
547
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:23,924
I mean, get fucking jobs?
548
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:27,061
I don't even know
how to do anything.
549
00:26:27,094 --> 00:26:28,696
And Daniel.
550
00:26:28,729 --> 00:26:31,799
There's no place
for us in this world.
551
00:26:31,832 --> 00:26:34,168
Sometimes I think
552
00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:37,572
Charlie was the one
who got off easy.
553
00:26:42,577 --> 00:26:44,845
Ah, shit.
554
00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:25,953
I am Asteroth.
555
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:31,592
Astaroth,
Demon of the Seventh Circle,
556
00:27:31,626 --> 00:27:33,694
Great Duke of The Inferno.
557
00:27:33,728 --> 00:27:35,630
Oh, no, I'm Asteroth with an E.
558
00:27:35,663 --> 00:27:38,533
Astaroth with an A
is my cousin.
559
00:27:38,566 --> 00:27:39,934
You can totally stand.
560
00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:43,237
The whole
kneeling thing's weird.
561
00:27:57,151 --> 00:27:59,119
It's pretty advanced,
562
00:27:59,153 --> 00:28:01,722
and it'll be tough to extract.
563
00:28:01,756 --> 00:28:05,192
Though, those are the tastiest.
564
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,562
Can you do anything?
565
00:28:07,595 --> 00:28:09,564
Surgery.
566
00:28:09,597 --> 00:28:12,132
But it will hurt.
567
00:28:27,047 --> 00:28:28,649
Just, save it, okay?
568
00:28:28,683 --> 00:28:30,651
You'd astrally project, too.
569
00:28:30,685 --> 00:28:33,020
No shame, bro.
570
00:28:40,110 --> 00:28:42,680
Oh, my head is swimming.
571
00:28:42,713 --> 00:28:45,049
I can't read Chinese right now.
572
00:28:45,082 --> 00:28:46,417
How do you read so fast?
573
00:28:46,451 --> 00:28:47,918
This isn't fast.
574
00:28:47,952 --> 00:28:49,954
When I was a niff in, I didn't
have to rely on my eyes.
575
00:28:49,987 --> 00:28:51,989
This is like
running through water.
576
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:54,525
It's so slow.
577
00:28:54,559 --> 00:28:57,428
What you said to your mother,
is that true?
578
00:28:57,462 --> 00:29:01,366
What you did to that
lamprey's family?
579
00:29:01,399 --> 00:29:02,867
When I was a niff in,
580
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:05,603
there was nothing I wouldn't
have done for knowledge.
581
00:29:08,105 --> 00:29:09,774
Wait, hold on.
582
00:29:09,807 --> 00:29:11,576
What is it?
583
00:29:11,609 --> 00:29:15,446
A description of the life
cycle of a magical creature.
584
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,948
It's a parasite
similar to the lamprey.
585
00:29:17,982 --> 00:29:20,385
I think I know what it's doing.
586
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:26,857
So, um, Muntjac?
587
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:30,395
I'm High Queen Margo
of Fillory.
588
00:29:30,428 --> 00:29:32,497
Your Liege.
589
00:29:32,530 --> 00:29:34,765
I have a kind of problem.
590
00:29:34,799 --> 00:29:36,501
See,
591
00:29:36,534 --> 00:29:38,869
a bunch of pirates boarded you
592
00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:40,971
and are threatening
to kill the crew
593
00:29:41,005 --> 00:29:45,075
if I don't order you
to lie with their boat.
594
00:29:45,109 --> 00:29:49,680
Before this, I used to think
that pirates were kinda cute
595
00:29:49,714 --> 00:29:52,683
in a Johnny Depp sort of way,
but the fact is,
596
00:29:52,717 --> 00:29:56,687
the real thing is kinda
dirty and fucked up...
597
00:29:56,721 --> 00:29:59,657
in a Johnny Depp sort of way.
598
00:30:02,026 --> 00:30:04,128
Look...
599
00:30:04,161 --> 00:30:05,863
I could just
order you to do it,
600
00:30:05,896 --> 00:30:08,799
but you're clearly alive,
whatever that means.
601
00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:11,902
You have thoughts
and feelings...
602
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:14,138
I think.
603
00:30:14,171 --> 00:30:17,542
So, I guess I'm asking...
604
00:30:18,643 --> 00:30:20,711
What do you wanna do?
605
00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:31,556
Maybe I'm an idiot
for even asking.
606
00:30:41,832 --> 00:30:44,068
There, there.
607
00:30:45,870 --> 00:30:47,905
Gonna be okay.
608
00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:52,943
I mean, look at me.
609
00:30:52,977 --> 00:30:54,512
I'm a mess.
610
00:30:54,545 --> 00:30:57,515
I have to clean myself up.
611
00:30:57,548 --> 00:30:59,950
I do, I have to clean myself...
612
00:31:01,619 --> 00:31:03,087
What are you...
no, no, no, no.
613
00:31:05,255 --> 00:31:06,924
Oh.
614
00:31:06,957 --> 00:31:07,992
What the hell?
615
00:31:08,025 --> 00:31:10,160
Uh, no, she was, um,
616
00:31:10,194 --> 00:31:13,864
kissing me, and um, I'm just...
stop, I'm trying to...
617
00:31:14,865 --> 00:31:17,968
Oh, please,
we're both adults.
618
00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,236
You don't get to judge.
619
00:31:19,269 --> 00:31:20,571
Step away from him, Mom.
620
00:31:20,605 --> 00:31:21,772
Stephanie, do you honestly
621
00:31:21,806 --> 00:31:23,508
have to make this
about you too?
622
00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:25,576
Oh, don't psychoanalyze me,
Daniel.
623
00:31:25,610 --> 00:31:26,977
Back away, Mom.
624
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:28,846
- Don't raise your voice to me.
- Oh, God.
625
00:31:28,879 --> 00:31:30,581
Her-her neck...
she's the lamprey.
626
00:31:30,615 --> 00:31:32,783
What?
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
627
00:31:32,817 --> 00:31:34,585
I saw it.
Her neck moved.
628
00:31:34,619 --> 00:31:36,854
I told you to back
the fuck away from him!
629
00:31:42,893 --> 00:31:43,994
What?
630
00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:46,864
The lamprey should
leave her body.
631
00:31:46,897 --> 00:31:48,566
Any moment now.
632
00:31:48,599 --> 00:31:50,134
I swear to God,
she kissed me.
633
00:31:50,167 --> 00:31:51,936
Shut up, Quentin.
634
00:31:51,969 --> 00:31:54,739
You think she was trying
to switch bodies with me?
635
00:31:54,772 --> 00:31:56,273
Anything's possible.
636
00:31:56,306 --> 00:31:57,742
The lamprey
already took you over.
637
00:31:57,775 --> 00:31:59,810
It doesn't wanna
kill us because it...
638
00:31:59,844 --> 00:32:03,247
wants to lay eggs inside of us.
639
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,916
And then what?
640
00:32:07,017 --> 00:32:09,654
And then it hatches and
burrows into your brain stem
641
00:32:09,687 --> 00:32:11,722
until you die,
and then feeds on the carcass.
642
00:32:11,756 --> 00:32:13,991
I don't understand.
643
00:32:14,024 --> 00:32:18,295
The lamprey should've
left her by now.
644
00:32:18,328 --> 00:32:20,030
Unless it hasn't
left Quentin.
645
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,766
- Oh, God.
- No.
646
00:32:21,799 --> 00:32:23,701
He was trying to kiss her
so that the lamprey
647
00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,002
would jump into her body.
648
00:32:25,035 --> 00:32:27,037
No.
649
00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:28,238
Stay away from me!
650
00:32:28,272 --> 00:32:29,306
Quentin...
651
00:32:29,339 --> 00:32:31,576
I am not the lamprey.
652
00:32:31,609 --> 00:32:34,178
This isn't really
a great way to prove that.
653
00:32:34,211 --> 00:32:37,915
If you're not the lamprey,
then put that down, okay?
654
00:32:37,948 --> 00:32:39,617
Okay, so there's only
one way for me to prove
655
00:32:39,650 --> 00:32:43,220
that I'm not the lamprey,
and when I do it...
656
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:45,656
you'll know what to do.
657
00:33:04,341 --> 00:33:06,143
Oh, bravo.
658
00:33:06,176 --> 00:33:07,945
Nicely done.
659
00:33:07,978 --> 00:33:09,714
You got me.
660
00:33:09,747 --> 00:33:11,982
I'm gonna give you
one chance to leave my dad.
661
00:33:12,016 --> 00:33:13,718
Or what?
662
00:33:13,751 --> 00:33:16,654
You'll kill me?
663
00:33:16,687 --> 00:33:18,589
You killed my family.
664
00:33:18,623 --> 00:33:19,957
That wasn't me.
665
00:33:19,990 --> 00:33:21,225
I don't remember
what I did as a niff in.
666
00:33:21,258 --> 00:33:22,593
Alice, I know you're lying.
667
00:33:22,627 --> 00:33:24,128
Your father could always tell.
668
00:33:24,161 --> 00:33:26,030
That little twitch you get.
669
00:33:26,063 --> 00:33:28,699
You murdered every one
of my children
670
00:33:28,733 --> 00:33:30,300
because you were
seeking knowledge.
671
00:33:30,334 --> 00:33:32,703
So, what did you learn
672
00:33:32,737 --> 00:33:35,706
by torturing each one
of them to death, hmm?
673
00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:38,008
I wanna know.
674
00:33:39,243 --> 00:33:42,813
I wasn't seeking knowledge.
675
00:33:42,847 --> 00:33:47,151
When they died,
they made pretty little lights.
676
00:33:48,052 --> 00:33:51,889
And when they died slowly,
the lights got even prettier.
677
00:33:55,025 --> 00:33:57,394
It's funny the things
you can sense from the inside.
678
00:33:57,427 --> 00:34:00,097
That one still loves you.
679
00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:04,969
And your father
has a weak heart.
680
00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:07,404
He'll die
if you try to shock me.
681
00:34:07,437 --> 00:34:08,773
You don't know that.
682
00:34:08,806 --> 00:34:10,274
You really wanna risk it?
683
00:34:10,307 --> 00:34:14,178
And I'm sorry I wasn't able
to lay my eggs into her.
684
00:34:15,746 --> 00:34:18,749
Since I know
how much you hate her,
685
00:34:18,783 --> 00:34:21,852
it's crueler
to leave her alive.
686
00:34:21,886 --> 00:34:27,324
Well, thank you
for finally being honest.
687
00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:29,760
I'll let myself out.
688
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,789
Thank God.
689
00:34:58,823 --> 00:35:01,025
Kill it, Alice.
690
00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:43,835
Congratulations.
691
00:35:43,869 --> 00:35:46,137
Jesus Christ.
692
00:35:46,171 --> 00:35:47,839
What did you do?
693
00:35:47,873 --> 00:35:51,276
I was moved by
your speech to the Muntjac,
694
00:35:51,309 --> 00:35:54,279
coming to her defense.
695
00:35:54,312 --> 00:35:58,449
So, I decided to intervene.
696
00:35:58,483 --> 00:36:02,487
We got what we needed
from these pirates.
697
00:36:03,789 --> 00:36:05,156
What?
698
00:36:05,190 --> 00:36:06,892
You stood up to them.
699
00:36:06,925 --> 00:36:08,860
You were a queen.
700
00:36:08,894 --> 00:36:10,896
That's who I need you to be.
701
00:36:10,929 --> 00:36:15,033
The next time they don't plant
a field of mushrooms for you,
702
00:36:15,066 --> 00:36:17,002
remember this room.
703
00:36:19,404 --> 00:36:21,773
Now...
704
00:36:21,807 --> 00:36:24,843
there's the matter
of your lying to me.
705
00:36:24,876 --> 00:36:29,080
Did you think I wouldn't be
a queen with you?
706
00:36:29,114 --> 00:36:32,083
Time to give it back.
707
00:36:37,823 --> 00:36:39,390
It's my eye.
708
00:36:39,424 --> 00:36:41,793
It was,
709
00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:46,231
but you made a deal.
710
00:36:46,264 --> 00:36:49,801
Tick, Gillen, come here.
711
00:36:50,535 --> 00:36:53,338
Someone has stolen
something from me.
712
00:36:53,371 --> 00:36:55,206
Which one of you was it?
713
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:58,443
They didn't do this.
714
00:36:58,476 --> 00:37:00,011
I did.
715
00:37:00,045 --> 00:37:04,115
Fine, we do it your way.
716
00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:09,020
Thrimble dimble pickle plum,
717
00:37:09,054 --> 00:37:14,192
catch a human by the... tongue.
718
00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:32,878
You may go.
719
00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:37,148
What did you do?
720
00:37:37,182 --> 00:37:38,950
There is a song
he does not like,
721
00:37:38,984 --> 00:37:42,153
so I put it in his ear,
where it will never leave.
722
00:37:42,187 --> 00:37:44,422
He will slowly go mad,
723
00:37:44,455 --> 00:37:47,859
then he will not be
of much use to you.
724
00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:49,494
My eye.
725
00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:01,406
The eye can never be fixed.
726
00:38:01,439 --> 00:38:04,042
But you can't
spy on me anymore.
727
00:38:04,075 --> 00:38:07,545
Do you think this is the only
way to know what you're doing?
728
00:38:07,578 --> 00:38:10,048
You have a week's sail
back to Whitespire
729
00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:13,051
to think about
what you've done.
730
00:38:17,188 --> 00:38:19,390
Thank you, Your Highness,
for not telling her about me.
731
00:38:19,424 --> 00:38:21,993
Shut the fuck up, Tick.
732
00:38:33,571 --> 00:38:35,540
What the hell
did you put in that?
733
00:38:35,573 --> 00:38:38,309
It should kill any
of the eggs left inside of you.
734
00:38:38,343 --> 00:38:39,544
Did you drink it all?
735
00:38:39,577 --> 00:38:40,912
Mmm
736
00:38:44,182 --> 00:38:47,152
When you left Brakebills,
737
00:38:47,185 --> 00:38:50,588
you said that
you couldn't forgive me.
738
00:38:50,621 --> 00:38:52,958
Was that real?
739
00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:55,961
Didn't it feel real?
740
00:38:55,994 --> 00:38:58,529
I thought it might've
been that thing you do
741
00:38:58,563 --> 00:39:02,233
where you push me away
in order to protect me.
742
00:39:03,368 --> 00:39:06,337
From the lamprey, or...
743
00:39:06,371 --> 00:39:08,306
I mean, I could tell
you were fine with things
744
00:39:08,339 --> 00:39:11,309
just going on the way
they were, it's just,
745
00:39:11,342 --> 00:39:14,712
sort of sleeping together,
or whenever...
746
00:39:14,745 --> 00:39:17,015
There were two of us
doing that, Alice.
747
00:39:17,048 --> 00:39:18,083
It wasn't just me.
748
00:39:18,116 --> 00:39:19,084
Yeah, I know.
749
00:39:19,117 --> 00:39:20,518
I...
750
00:39:20,551 --> 00:39:23,121
I know that,
and it felt good,
751
00:39:23,154 --> 00:39:24,589
I'm not saying that it didn't,
752
00:39:24,622 --> 00:39:27,392
and I'm not mad at you, Q.
753
00:39:28,359 --> 00:39:31,162
I'm just...
I'm not that girl anymore.
754
00:39:31,196 --> 00:39:34,332
And I can't ever be her again.
I don't know how.
755
00:39:34,365 --> 00:39:36,467
I know that
I have said this before
756
00:39:36,501 --> 00:39:39,971
and that it probably
sounds ridiculous.
757
00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:42,340
I just wanna help.
758
00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:44,642
I really mean it.
759
00:39:44,675 --> 00:39:47,712
Yeah, I know.
I know you do.
760
00:39:47,745 --> 00:39:50,381
I just...
761
00:39:50,415 --> 00:39:53,985
I guess what
I'm trying to say is,
762
00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:56,054
I don't know what I want.
763
00:39:56,087 --> 00:39:57,989
That's okay.
764
00:39:58,023 --> 00:40:00,091
It's confusing.
765
00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:04,295
I lived this whole other life,
766
00:40:04,329 --> 00:40:07,332
and a part of that is still
who I am,
767
00:40:07,365 --> 00:40:10,068
whether I like it or not.
768
00:40:10,101 --> 00:40:12,603
But when you look at me,
769
00:40:12,637 --> 00:40:18,109
all I see is that Alice
reflecting back in your eyes.
770
00:40:18,143 --> 00:40:19,510
The old Alice, like...
771
00:40:19,544 --> 00:40:21,379
like that's who
you want me to be.
772
00:40:21,412 --> 00:40:23,414
She's gone.
773
00:40:25,083 --> 00:40:28,553
It's just...
it makes it too hard, Quentin.
774
00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:33,691
Alice!
775
00:40:33,724 --> 00:40:34,792
Daniel!
776
00:40:34,825 --> 00:40:37,328
Alice!
777
00:40:37,362 --> 00:40:39,197
Daniel!
778
00:40:39,230 --> 00:40:41,299
Oh, my God.
779
00:41:23,874 --> 00:41:26,844
I think I've got it.
780
00:41:26,877 --> 00:41:28,479
Ooh, it's juicy.
781
00:41:28,513 --> 00:41:31,048
I'll save it for later.
782
00:41:36,554 --> 00:41:38,823
I'll close the wound.
783
00:41:38,856 --> 00:41:42,360
It may take him
some time to heal.
784
00:41:42,393 --> 00:41:44,329
Thank you.
785
00:41:54,439 --> 00:41:56,174
Penny?
786
00:41:56,207 --> 00:41:58,176
Penny.
787
00:41:58,209 --> 00:41:59,377
Penny?
788
00:41:59,410 --> 00:42:00,811
Penny.
789
00:42:00,845 --> 00:42:03,414
No.
790
00:42:03,448 --> 00:42:05,316
Penny, come on.
791
00:42:05,350 --> 00:42:08,453
I'm sorry.
792
00:42:08,486 --> 00:42:10,221
You called me too late.
793
00:42:10,255 --> 00:42:12,390
No, no, no, he can't.
794
00:42:12,423 --> 00:42:13,591
No, come on, Penny.
795
00:42:13,624 --> 00:42:15,593
Don't... don't, come on.
796
00:42:15,626 --> 00:42:17,662
No.
797
00:42:17,695 --> 00:42:19,264
No.
798
00:42:27,305 --> 00:42:29,574
Shit.55053
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