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在遥远的银河系边缘
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有一个很特别的星球
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这星球上的生命，早于几千年前
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就已经与地球建立了很密切的关系
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这个星球就是喵星
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因为喵星的位置
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正处于宇宙中的陨石流地带
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经常会受到陨石的攻击
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正因为这样，让这个曾经繁盛
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甚至比地球更高文明的星球，开始衰落
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看来喵星人真的要移民了
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其实很久以前
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喵星已经派出先头部队
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去部署侵略地球的行动
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但奇怪的是所有去了地球的喵星勇士
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都一去不复返
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这里就是喵星的皇宫
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这位胖胖的，当然就是喵星大王
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从它们很早之前传送回来的一些影像看到
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古埃及人见到喵星人
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还以为是天神下凡，对喵星人又跪又拜
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还有在古印度，人们模仿喵星人的动作
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发展出一种叫瑜伽的运动
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一晃眼，几千年过去了
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今天，喵大王决定重新启动
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侵略地球的计划
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喵大王召见了全喵星最勇猛的斗士
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西米鲁
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西米鲁，现在命令你马上前往地球
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联系潜伏了几千年的喵星勇士
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发动侵略
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在地球，你必须有这个喵星神器傍身
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才可以保持勇士的能量
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记住，如果你弄掉神器
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你就会被地球的静电粒子分解而失去生命
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当遇到危险时，可以使出喵星绝招…
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死光眼
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吴守龙试镜
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各位观众
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今天很高兴能请到
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有“香港铁闸门”之称的
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前守门名将，吴守龙先生
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来跟我们评述球赛
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各位观众
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自从我去年退役之后
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我已经有一个赛季没跟大家见面了
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开始了
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先回到球场
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进了？
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监制，不好意思
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太快了，我没看清楚，可以再看一遍吗？
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再来一遍吧
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对不起
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好啦，角球马上开出来了
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那个球已经滚到人群里面啦
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哗，里面乱得不得了啊
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我都看不见是哪号对几号
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你们自己看清楚吧
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好啦，现在球又开出了
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头球已经进去啦
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那个人用头顶球顶进去之后
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再交给另外一个人
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谁知道那个谁居然没有接到
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那个谁自己假动作晃过两个人之后
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然后大力一射
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哎唷，谁知到被别人抢了这个球
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那个谁就在旁边抢他的球
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那个谁就带着球上去啦
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那个谁现在又过了两个人
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然后那个谁又抢他的球
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但是谁谁谁又挡不住
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那个谁大力射进去啦
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射进去之后，里面突然又乱得不得了
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真搞不清楚那个谁到底是谁
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那个谁，现在连过了两个人之后
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突然，后面有人想过来抢他的球
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但是谁跟谁，一跳起来抢不到球
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谁和谁都去哪了啊？
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然后谁谁谁又大力射到门柱
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那个谁一个头球控制住了
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哗，还没控稳，球又着地啦
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哗，那边的门将跑这边把球踢走了
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喂，有没有搞错？
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当然是控着球啦
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被人偷鸡就惨了
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我以前守门都不会这样
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对不对？
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那到底是谁踢进去？
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停
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试完啦，你可以走了
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监制
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其实我还有一个关于解说球赛的秘密绝招
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全世界都找不到像我这样说的
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我今天在这里呢…
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请你给我一个机会，表演给大家看
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那你让我们见识一下吧
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谢谢监制
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不好意思
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你播回刚才进球的片段就行
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可以慢一点
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角…球…
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开…出…
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那…个…谁…
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头…球…
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顶…
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进…了…
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这位发型这么酷的，是我的爸爸吴守龙
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自从他去年收到了一张
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“很大”的支票后
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就退出球坛了
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他就开始转行做生意了
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爸爸说他卖的都是高科技的伟大发明
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不过我最近才弄明白
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原来“伟大”和“无聊”不是同一个意思
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就是它的多功能性
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你可以把钱包里面的身份证
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放在领带后面
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又可以把这张驾驶执照放进去
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信用卡也行
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而最特别之处是什么呢？就是最后这一格
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也就是这条领带的精华所在
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连钱包都可以放进去
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你看看，放完之后
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多自信，多潇洒，多好看
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如果这条领带可以卖得火
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不出半天，我就可以上市啦
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演员拍戏啊
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走，看看，看看
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哗，这是谁啊？
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喂，这是孙俪啊
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孙俪？这是巩俐吧
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巩俐没这么矮
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是吗？
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好像是男扮女装那个…
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郭德纲
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对，签名
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郭德纲，帮我签个名
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我很喜欢看你，郭德纲
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郭德纲没头发的，我叫周丽珠啊
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这位美女是我的妈妈周丽珠
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她是一位演员，还很敬业
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三二一，来，开始
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妈妈还是一位模特儿
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有时候她也会当代言人
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你看她，就知道她是我们家的掌门人了
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她为了照顾我们
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会给我们最温柔的一面
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起床
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起床了…
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起床了…
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来不及了，快…
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快
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神经病啊
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吓死人啊，讨厌
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停
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这位搞怪的人，是我的哥哥吴优才
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他是个初中生，他从小的梦想是当导演
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他拍的东西，真的很艺术啊
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表情，好，哭
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尽量哭，能哭就哭出来
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加油
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停
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演得好
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加油，加油…
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加油，下一个同学跟紧，来
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加油，加油
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快，跟上
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优优，你不记得了吗？
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你的腿不可以玩这个游戏的
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老师，我想…
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我知道…
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我们在后面
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替他们加油，努力大声的叫
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这也是一样的，对不对？
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这个就是我，吴优优
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我一出生我的腿就有点小问题
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跑步，跨栏，跳楼梯，我都不能玩
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所以好多同学都不跟我做朋友
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很多时候都是我自己一个人
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上天，可以给我一个真正的好朋友吗？
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就在优优许愿的时候
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西米鲁正好快到地球了
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当西米鲁穿过大气层的时候才突然想到
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它没查地球的天气预报，惨了
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事情往往就是这样
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叫你别把神器弄丢
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可是你呢，就偏偏弄丢了
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浪费了我的秘密绝招
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这些慢镜头重播
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以前的解说员是不会好好配合的
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这帮人真不识货
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林先生？喂
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喂
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林先生，哎唷，听你的声音
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今天心情很好啊
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你上次说让我做你球队的教练呢
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我准备好啦
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哎唷，这件事我以后咱们再说吧
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我这里出大事了
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我宝贝说跟我分手，要离开香港
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她说她正在去机场的路上
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但是我宝贝的猫没人照顾啊
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这猫可挑剔了，不喜欢住酒店
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不喜欢陌生人，又不喜欢我的亲戚
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我的佣人又正好放假
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它只喜欢我最信赖的人
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你说怎么办，你说怎么办啊？
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这么大的事啊
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阿龙，你不就是我最信赖的人吗？
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让你做教练这事呢，我会好好考虑的
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猫咪而已，完全没问题
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吴守龙，够可以啊
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还帮人家养猫？
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人养明白了吗？
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我问你，那只猫随地大小便谁收拾啊？
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我问你呢
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林先生找我帮忙，肯定有他的原因嘛
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他老说让我做他那支球队教练
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如果连一只猫都照顾不了
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我怎么领导一支球队呢？
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球队是论支的吗？
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我问你，那你当个教练，能怎么样啊？
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如果我做教练的话
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我敢说，球赛还没开始
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我已经可以拿冠军啦
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那肯定比什么巴萨、曼联、皇马都厉害
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半天都不用，我的球队已经可以上市啦
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闭嘴
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做梦吧你啊
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我告诉你，照你这么说
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咱们家早就大富大贵了
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钱呢，钱呢…？
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把钱拿来啊
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我告诉你啊吴守龙
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全家马上就要没水洗澡了
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林先生差不多到啦，我去接他
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吴守龙
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你给我听清楚啦，我告诉你
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那猫来了，我肯定不管
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妈妈，怎么又吃罐头啊？
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天天都吃罐头
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吃吧你
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不吃那么多防腐剂，你能长这么高吗？
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失去神器的西米鲁
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就跟普通猫没什么分别了
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哎唷，腰都快摔折了
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乖啦，宝贝，再等我一下下
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林先生，你好
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我马上就赶到机场啦
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我把犀犀利交给我的朋友之后就过来了
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如果你弄掉神器
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你就会被地球的静电粒子分解而失去生命
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为了生存，只能在消失前
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复制在另一个相近生命体里面
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又要我讲笑话？行行行
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那你听好啦
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一天有二十四小时，一小时有六十分钟
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哪一分钟是最令人焦急的呢？
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三二一
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答案就是十二点五十九分
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五十九分？ 为什么？
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因为…
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快一点啦
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我有没有想你？我当然想你啦
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我跟你打电话的时候都望着你的照片啊
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对啊，你等等
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喂，那只猫在后面啊，你自己去拿
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球队的事…
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回来再说吧
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你记住，猫少一根毛我都找你算帐
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林先生，你有没有数过
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这只猫有多少根毛啊？
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这句好笑，这句好笑
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没说你没说你，我和一个闲人说话
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好，我马上开车过来，你放心
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再等一下下吧，宝贝
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爱你爱到死去活来了
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好大一只啊，我搞不定
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我知道很大只，开车
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林先生，好多毛啊，不行
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它叫犀犀利
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宝贝，你尝尝这个
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老婆
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干嘛？
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老婆，老婆你没事吧？
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这是什么？
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老婆你别吓我，老婆
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醒醒，醒醒啊老婆
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醒醒啊
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醒醒…
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老婆
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老婆
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老公，你说帮人家养猫
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可是你也没说，这么大只猫啊
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这只肥猫是谁啊？
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不会是本喵吧
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你确定它是猫吗？
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暂住而已，暂住而已
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包容一下
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看，大猫
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妹妹，回来
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宝贝，太危险啦
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让妈妈来
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小心啊
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老婆，你干什么啊？
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好强的战斗力…
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我看里面是不是有人？
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可恶啊
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死光眼
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幻觉？
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死光眼
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死光眼
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死光…
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眼…
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爸爸妈妈，我想起来啦
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我在网上看过，猫向咱们眨眼睛
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就说明，它喜欢我们
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真的吗？
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难怪我不停地眨眼睛
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其实也挺可爱的
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气死本喵啦
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暂住而已，暂住而已
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来，我给你们介绍一下
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它叫犀犀利
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犀犀利
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犀犀利，你好，我叫吴优优
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你就是天上派给我的好朋友
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我的愿望成真了
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我今天晚上要抱着你睡
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作为高智商的喵星人
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犀犀利用猫与猫之间的心灵感应
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召集了各路喵长老
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半夜来到一间已经关门的猫咖啡厅开大会
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太不像话了
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看看你们一个一个的贪吃贪玩
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看来早就忘了祖先要侵占地球的任务了
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喵星的情况愈来愈危险
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我们一定要快点霸占地球
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只要我一找回喵星的能量神器
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我就可以离开这个肥肿难分的身体
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回复超能力
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到时候侵占地球
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真是易如反掌
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听了就兴奋
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把球还我
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别再玩了
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其实我们的主人都已经成了猫奴
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在我眼中他就是个铲屎官
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某种程度上都算是侵略成功啦
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侵略地球那么累
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要不叫大王来地球找户好人家收养
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卖卖萌，装装可爱就行了
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原来人类这么阴险
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把喵星勇士弄得养尊处优，太卑鄙了
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好，我会证明给你们看看
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00:24:09,251 --> 00:24:13,688
要侵占地球就先从破坏一个家庭开始
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破坏不成我枉为喵星勇士
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年轻好胜
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就这样，犀犀利决定要破坏这个家庭
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老婆，回来吧…
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叫你睡觉前别看恐怖片
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你看，又梦游了
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跟我斗
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找死啊
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血，我要喝血
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妈，我不要起床
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不要逼我
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犀犀利，快睡觉，妈妈会骂你的
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被这奇葩的一家折腾了一晚上的犀犀利
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身心疲惫
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还是先休息，养精蓄锐再战
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犀犀利，早上好
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哗，漂亮
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来，演戏，开始
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00:28:16,376 --> 00:28:17,855
哥哥，过来吃面
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怎么样，犀犀利，昨晚睡得好不好？
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来
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尝一尝啦
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00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:27,775
很好吃的
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这么丰盛的猫粮，喜欢吗？
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撑到你吐的自助套餐
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00:28:44,959 --> 00:28:48,190
有猫粮、水果、糖
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还有最美味的薯片
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我还是再去买别的吧
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别摔着
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我的货
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是不是有贼啊？
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犀犀利
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你太过分了
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别…别冲动
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00:30:02,042 --> 00:30:03,521
林先生会数它身上的毛
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如果真少根毛，我领导球队就没戏了
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冷静点，乖…
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我不管
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不要，你冷静点…
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00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:12,566
妈妈，伤害动物是犯法的
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00:30:12,584 --> 00:30:13,608
对啊…
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00:30:14,751 --> 00:30:15,729
我要跟它拼了
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00:30:15,751 --> 00:30:17,025
你冷静点
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00:30:17,042 --> 00:30:20,443
妈妈，不要伤害犀犀利，不要生气
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00:30:20,459 --> 00:30:22,438
你冷静点好不好？你先听我说
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00:30:22,459 --> 00:30:24,063
爸爸，快使绝招
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00:30:25,417 --> 00:30:26,111
犀犀利…
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00:30:26,126 --> 00:30:27,195
没办法了
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00:30:57,626 --> 00:30:58,729
真是没办法
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00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:02,113
再一次屈服在我双唇的冲击之下
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00:31:03,792 --> 00:31:06,898
你啊，如果下一次再这样，我买只狗回来
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00:31:37,751 --> 00:31:39,230
原来你在这儿
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00:31:57,376 --> 00:31:58,525
找到了
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00:32:02,501 --> 00:32:03,525
找到了
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00:32:06,209 --> 00:32:07,904
妈妈，找到什么了？
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00:32:07,917 --> 00:32:08,770
什么东西？
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00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:09,895
老公
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00:32:10,917 --> 00:32:13,192
这个是你妈妈的妈妈留给你妈妈的
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00:32:13,209 --> 00:32:15,484
丢了好多年，现在找回来了
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00:32:18,209 --> 00:32:20,109
找到了，犀犀利好棒
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00:32:20,126 --> 00:32:21,900
犀犀利，你好厉害
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00:32:31,042 --> 00:32:35,479
犀犀利是屡战屡败，屡败屡战
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00:32:35,501 --> 00:32:39,062
今天，它决定来一个绝地反击
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00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:24,023
大人，三文鱼排，加半打薯片
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00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:32,862
送来了，送来了
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00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:34,611
披萨
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00:33:40,584 --> 00:33:42,484
今天终于不用吃罐头了
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00:33:42,709 --> 00:33:44,233
不用吃防腐剂了
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00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:51,274
给你
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00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:06,068
犀犀利，谢谢你帮我找到了镯子
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00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:08,066
为了表示感谢呢
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00:34:08,626 --> 00:34:11,777
我给你煲了一大锅三文鱼汤
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00:34:12,459 --> 00:34:15,895
刚刚你已吃过三片了，味道怎么样啊？
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00:34:17,459 --> 00:34:18,232
来
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00:34:22,376 --> 00:34:24,230
再来一片吧
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00:34:34,459 --> 00:34:35,187
干嘛？
436
00:34:43,334 --> 00:34:44,107
什么情况？
437
00:35:11,334 --> 00:35:12,278
去那一家
438
00:35:49,876 --> 00:35:50,820
大哥
439
00:35:51,209 --> 00:35:53,655
你开这边门，咋那边开了呢？
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00:35:55,042 --> 00:35:56,646
俗话说得好
441
00:35:56,834 --> 00:35:58,483
上帝为你关上一扇门
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00:35:58,501 --> 00:36:00,196
肯定为你打开另一扇门
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走
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00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:20,895
老公
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00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:23,980
是不是有什么声音？
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00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:27,104
老公
447
00:36:27,626 --> 00:36:29,571
你快听，楼下好像有人
448
00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:50,565
你们…
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00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,771
你们为什么吃我的泡面？
450
00:36:57,542 --> 00:37:00,522
老婆，泡面有那么重要吗？
451
00:37:01,042 --> 00:37:03,863
他们这身造型，一定是来打劫的
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00:37:09,084 --> 00:37:11,234
没错，我们就是打劫的
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00:37:15,417 --> 00:37:18,238
来，把你们家值钱的东西都拿出来，快点
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00:37:18,751 --> 00:37:20,855
妈妈，好吵啊
455
00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:22,987
还有两个，把他们一块绑了
456
00:37:23,001 --> 00:37:23,820
妈妈
457
00:37:23,917 --> 00:37:25,441
不要…
458
00:37:25,459 --> 00:37:26,653
妈妈救我
459
00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:27,611
放了他们
460
00:37:31,876 --> 00:37:33,400
就这么点钱？
461
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:35,988
不可能，你们肯定还有
462
00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:37,361
有没有？
463
00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:40,731
没啦，就这么点钱
464
00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:42,400
有没有？
465
00:37:42,751 --> 00:37:43,649
有
466
00:37:47,334 --> 00:37:48,403
拿出来
467
00:37:49,584 --> 00:37:50,858
我的青春
468
00:37:50,876 --> 00:37:53,071
虽然失去了一半，但是还剩一半
469
00:37:53,084 --> 00:37:54,858
拿去吧…
470
00:37:56,167 --> 00:37:57,691
拿回去…
471
00:38:00,417 --> 00:38:03,102
老婆你这样说会害死我们的
472
00:38:03,126 --> 00:38:04,605
你还有一半青春吗？
473
00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:07,395
说
474
00:38:08,376 --> 00:38:09,650
我只有房
475
00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:12,483
但是我已经拿去做抵押贷款了
476
00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:14,446
我还得再贷几家才有钱
477
00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:16,858
那些钱我又拿去做生意
478
00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:22,155
其实我觉得两位都挺适合我的产品
479
00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:24,154
不如给我个机会
480
00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:25,441
我给你们介绍一下好不好？
481
00:38:32,209 --> 00:38:33,608
这位先生
482
00:38:33,626 --> 00:38:35,605
我看你平时一定经常熬夜
483
00:38:35,626 --> 00:38:37,526
连打劫都不忘吃个泡面
484
00:38:37,542 --> 00:38:38,691
你这样很容易长胖的
485
00:38:38,709 --> 00:38:39,357
对啊…
486
00:38:39,376 --> 00:38:41,025
这对减肥鞋特别适合你
487
00:38:41,042 --> 00:38:43,351
你穿半天，保证见效，马上瘦
488
00:38:43,376 --> 00:38:44,445
谢谢…
489
00:38:45,376 --> 00:38:46,729
这个面膜好啊
490
00:38:47,376 --> 00:38:49,856
我看你平时一定压力很大，满脸都是痘痘
491
00:38:49,876 --> 00:38:52,231
还有口臭，啊不，是口气
492
00:38:52,251 --> 00:38:53,695
敷了这块面膜之后呢
493
00:38:53,709 --> 00:38:55,688
马上就能消除痘痘还有口气
494
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:58,530
快点走，快点走
495
00:39:10,876 --> 00:39:12,855
犀犀利，快走
496
00:39:15,292 --> 00:39:16,395
快走
497
00:39:24,501 --> 00:39:25,775
走，走
498
00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:27,362
别过来，别过来
499
00:39:27,709 --> 00:39:29,153
快走
500
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,651
这张面膜才卖三十块钱
501
00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:42,862
喂，要是干了再加点水还可以再用
502
00:39:42,876 --> 00:39:45,652
这双鞋更划算，不到一百，九十九块
503
00:39:45,834 --> 00:39:47,187
喂，两位
504
00:39:47,959 --> 00:39:49,938
不如把我的产品都拿走
505
00:39:49,959 --> 00:39:51,608
放过小弟我好不好？
506
00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:53,611
干嘛呢？
507
00:39:54,001 --> 00:39:54,695
爸爸
508
00:39:54,709 --> 00:39:55,937
不要打我老公
509
00:39:56,084 --> 00:39:58,985
不动点真格都不害怕是吧？揍他
510
00:39:59,376 --> 00:40:00,195
别…
511
00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:01,736
别过来
512
00:40:01,751 --> 00:40:02,695
不要…
513
00:40:02,709 --> 00:40:03,653
我求求你
514
00:40:04,459 --> 00:40:06,529
我求求你，不要吓到孩子了
515
00:40:07,209 --> 00:40:08,403
我对孩子不客气了
516
00:40:08,959 --> 00:40:10,779
钱呢，钱呢…
517
00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:22,607
犀犀利
518
00:40:22,626 --> 00:40:23,479
妈妈
519
00:40:24,001 --> 00:40:24,729
不要来
520
00:40:24,751 --> 00:40:26,776
别动啊，要不我动真格了
521
00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:30,187
招财猫
522
00:40:38,042 --> 00:40:39,691
大哥，我有个想法
523
00:40:39,709 --> 00:40:40,482
说啊
524
00:40:40,501 --> 00:40:42,947
你说，要是把它脑袋上贴个“王”字
525
00:40:43,251 --> 00:40:44,695
伪装成华南虎
526
00:40:44,709 --> 00:40:46,483
完了以后把它卖到动物园
527
00:40:46,501 --> 00:40:48,025
那咱们不就发了啊
528
00:40:49,084 --> 00:40:50,984
那不就成招财虎了吗？
529
00:41:09,084 --> 00:41:10,528
犀犀利，你好棒
530
00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:12,112
你太棒了
531
00:41:12,126 --> 00:41:12,945
不是吧
532
00:41:12,959 --> 00:41:15,780
你真棒，你好可爱
533
00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:19,522
幸好有你在，救了我们
534
00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:22,947
奇怪，为什么…
535
00:41:23,542 --> 00:41:28,821
为什么我的心里会有幸福的感觉呢？
536
00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:41,399
起立
537
00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:43,611
同学们，早上好
538
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:48,313
金老师，早上好
539
00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:49,645
请坐
540
00:41:50,417 --> 00:41:53,443
各位同学，这次数学考试有人不及格
541
00:41:53,709 --> 00:41:57,270
点到名的，明天请和家长一块来见我
542
00:41:57,292 --> 00:42:00,944
吴优优，刘进仪，郭汶浩…
543
00:42:01,542 --> 00:42:02,395
喂？
544
00:42:04,251 --> 00:42:05,104
阿玲
545
00:42:06,209 --> 00:42:07,528
导演要见我？
546
00:42:08,334 --> 00:42:09,312
真的？
547
00:42:11,292 --> 00:42:12,395
女几号啊？
548
00:42:14,376 --> 00:42:15,570
演乌龟？
549
00:42:27,209 --> 00:42:28,904
演不带壳的行不行
550
00:43:33,542 --> 00:43:35,316
老师，这是我妈妈
551
00:43:45,334 --> 00:43:49,191
吴太，天气都这么热了，你还穿貂呢
552
00:43:49,876 --> 00:43:52,527
吴太，你别看我现在这么靓丽
553
00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:54,316
我以前也肥得很
554
00:43:54,584 --> 00:43:55,937
作为一个女人
555
00:43:56,167 --> 00:44:00,103
我觉得你应该马上去减肥，不要自暴自弃
556
00:44:00,126 --> 00:44:02,526
作为女人的我会支持你的
557
00:44:03,042 --> 00:44:04,066
吴太太
558
00:44:04,084 --> 00:44:07,064
介不介意把你的口罩摘掉？
559
00:44:07,084 --> 00:44:09,644
面对面的交流，我觉得比较好
560
00:44:09,667 --> 00:44:10,520
不行
561
00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:12,066
妈妈生病了
562
00:44:12,834 --> 00:44:14,028
禽流感
563
00:44:14,667 --> 00:44:18,273
H…5 N…69
564
00:44:19,042 --> 00:44:20,942
妈妈病得好严重
565
00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:25,820
一直流鼻涕，又黄又稠
566
00:44:25,834 --> 00:44:28,314
她一边嘴破了还化脓
567
00:44:28,334 --> 00:44:30,859
好恐怖
568
00:44:32,084 --> 00:44:33,688
好恐怖？
569
00:44:33,709 --> 00:44:36,769
那我真想见识一下有多恐怖
570
00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:38,191
我想跟你说
571
00:44:38,501 --> 00:44:40,901
我讨厌别人戴着口罩跟我说话
572
00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:42,737
我感觉自己像雾霾
573
00:44:42,751 --> 00:44:44,480
吴太太，麻烦你把口罩摘下来好吗
574
00:44:44,501 --> 00:44:45,479
请你快一点
575
00:44:45,501 --> 00:44:47,822
你确定你要看？
576
00:44:48,001 --> 00:44:48,854
对
577
00:44:49,917 --> 00:44:51,361
快点摘下来
578
00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:14,150
下雨啊
579
00:45:17,334 --> 00:45:19,188
老师，我来帮你擦眼镜
580
00:45:20,542 --> 00:45:22,146
太不卫生了
581
00:45:27,251 --> 00:45:28,195
吴太太
582
00:45:28,209 --> 00:45:32,066
算了算了，你真的是很不舒服啊
583
00:45:32,084 --> 00:45:34,518
不说这个了，来，说吴优优
584
00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:36,191
昨天，数学考试
585
00:45:36,209 --> 00:45:39,110
吴优优竟然不及格
586
00:45:40,709 --> 00:45:43,644
吴太太，请你不要在我说正经事情的时候
587
00:45:43,667 --> 00:45:45,396
学猫叫行不行？
588
00:45:45,959 --> 00:45:47,608
别跟我玩猫腻
589
00:45:48,209 --> 00:45:49,187
老师
590
00:45:49,751 --> 00:45:50,649
谢谢
591
00:45:57,126 --> 00:45:58,900
吴太，你去哪儿啊？
592
00:45:59,251 --> 00:46:00,775
我没说完呢
593
00:46:00,876 --> 00:46:03,856
吴太太，你不会来这里打猎的吧？
594
00:46:05,292 --> 00:46:06,520
你不及格
595
00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:17,820
吴优优，你哭什么啊？
596
00:46:18,501 --> 00:46:20,196
我不怕跟你说
597
00:46:20,209 --> 00:46:23,645
我妈妈得了一种病，她愈来愈爱搞怪
598
00:46:24,084 --> 00:46:26,484
愈来愈像一只猫
599
00:46:27,709 --> 00:46:29,233
原来是这样
600
00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:31,521
难怪你这么淘气
601
00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:35,102
有一个这么二的妈，怎么能好好照顾你？
602
00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:37,362
老师错怪你啦
603
00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:41,646
你妈今早吃药了吗？
604
00:46:41,876 --> 00:46:44,652
没有，那我怎么办？
605
00:46:45,959 --> 00:46:47,904
就让你妈妈继续在这里玩吧
606
00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:50,737
她的心智比你还小
607
00:46:51,834 --> 00:46:53,608
老师不会罚你了
608
00:46:54,584 --> 00:46:55,403
真的？
609
00:46:56,251 --> 00:46:59,857
谢谢老师
610
00:47:00,292 --> 00:47:02,192
我和妈妈去看医生啦
611
00:47:05,501 --> 00:47:08,811
现在香港的问题家庭真是愈来愈多了
612
00:47:10,626 --> 00:47:13,686
这重任，就落在我们这些…
613
00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:17,689
颜值高的教育工作者身上
614
00:47:37,459 --> 00:47:38,528
别跑那么快
615
00:47:38,792 --> 00:47:40,737
犀犀利，等我一下
616
00:47:51,667 --> 00:47:52,395
去吧
617
00:47:53,459 --> 00:47:54,653
捡骨头
618
00:47:54,667 --> 00:47:56,862
捡骨头，懂不懂？
619
00:48:03,417 --> 00:48:04,236
站好
620
00:49:17,459 --> 00:49:18,232
爸爸
621
00:49:18,459 --> 00:49:20,859
你今天怎么这么好来接我？
622
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,814
爸爸带你去找医生，看你的腿
623
00:49:25,126 --> 00:49:26,070
我不去
624
00:49:26,751 --> 00:49:28,355
你去我买冰淇淋给你吃
625
00:49:28,376 --> 00:49:28,944
好
626
00:49:28,959 --> 00:49:30,278
两个，行了吧？
627
00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:32,779
不要告诉你妈妈，知不知道？
628
00:49:34,667 --> 00:49:37,852
“香港铁闸门”，吴守龙？
629
00:49:39,459 --> 00:49:40,278
是我
630
00:49:41,376 --> 00:49:42,400
真的是…
631
00:49:43,001 --> 00:49:43,854
吴优优
632
00:49:44,042 --> 00:49:45,771
原来你爸爸是我偶像啊
633
00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:47,903
真的吗？李老师
634
00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:48,941
真的
635
00:49:50,084 --> 00:49:53,030
不好意思，我太紧张了，不好意思
636
00:49:53,959 --> 00:49:56,860
你可不可以帮我签个名啊？
637
00:49:56,876 --> 00:49:58,525
可以，看看有没笔啊？
638
00:49:58,542 --> 00:49:59,770
没有笔我去买一支
639
00:49:59,959 --> 00:50:02,530
你可不可以和我握握手啊
640
00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:03,812
来
641
00:50:08,209 --> 00:50:09,688
就是这只手啦
642
00:50:09,709 --> 00:50:12,109
这双手挡住无数个…
643
00:50:12,584 --> 00:50:14,313
应该可以进的球
644
00:50:15,084 --> 00:50:17,939
没有一个，可以逃出你的五指山
645
00:50:26,709 --> 00:50:27,812
你要不要纸巾啊？
646
00:50:29,126 --> 00:50:30,650
不用不用，不好意思
647
00:50:31,334 --> 00:50:33,768
吴先生，很快找们学校会办运动会
648
00:50:33,792 --> 00:50:36,898
很希望可以得到你宝贵的意见
649
00:50:38,459 --> 00:50:39,608
你可不可以加入？
650
00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:42,980
你让我考虑一下
651
00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:46,229
我考虑完了
652
00:50:46,376 --> 00:50:47,149
可以加入
653
00:50:47,501 --> 00:50:48,479
谢谢，谢谢
654
00:50:49,251 --> 00:50:50,821
谢谢，谢谢你啊
655
00:50:53,209 --> 00:50:56,064
这字，好像不是这么写吧？
656
00:50:56,751 --> 00:50:58,321
总觉得差点什么
657
00:50:58,334 --> 00:50:59,278
差点什么呢？
658
00:50:59,501 --> 00:51:02,277
659
00:51:03,209 --> 00:51:04,187
差一点点
660
00:51:05,376 --> 00:51:06,445
差一点点
661
00:51:07,626 --> 00:51:08,979
就这样嘛
662
00:51:11,292 --> 00:51:13,192
干什么…
663
00:51:14,126 --> 00:51:15,900
你们两个人在我家门口干什么？
664
00:51:16,876 --> 00:51:18,946
你家门口？我们只是替人办事的
665
00:51:18,959 --> 00:51:19,653
什么事？
666
00:51:19,667 --> 00:51:20,861
写好画个圈
667
00:51:22,126 --> 00:51:22,854
吴守龙
668
00:51:23,542 --> 00:51:25,021
你自己看，怎么回事呀？
669
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,316
这人长得像？
670
00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:29,279
是他，一模一样
671
00:51:29,667 --> 00:51:30,520
吴守龙先生
672
00:51:30,959 --> 00:51:33,860
你是不是帮这位大卫做借贷担保了？
673
00:51:34,626 --> 00:51:35,979
这位大卫先生已经跑路了
674
00:51:36,001 --> 00:51:37,980
他的借贷就由你来帮他还
675
00:51:38,001 --> 00:51:40,731
包括我俩刚刚的车费，一共是二百万
676
00:51:43,626 --> 00:51:44,320
好了
677
00:51:45,167 --> 00:51:46,441
这就完事啦
678
00:51:47,292 --> 00:51:48,862
大家相识一场
679
00:51:48,876 --> 00:51:51,606
看，这就是友谊啦
680
00:51:55,417 --> 00:51:56,270
真的假的？
681
00:51:56,709 --> 00:51:58,358
两百万？真的两百万？
682
00:51:58,376 --> 00:51:59,320
真的
683
00:51:59,542 --> 00:52:02,022
他…他说他资金周转不过来
684
00:52:02,042 --> 00:52:03,691
让我做个担保人
685
00:52:06,417 --> 00:52:08,191
吴守龙怎么又是你
686
00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:09,779
你怎么这么蠢，这么笨？
687
00:52:09,792 --> 00:52:11,145
你怎么又被骗了？
688
00:52:11,626 --> 00:52:12,900
你大笨蛋
689
00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:14,646
打你…
690
00:52:14,667 --> 00:52:16,396
不长记性…
691
00:52:16,417 --> 00:52:17,816
冷静点，冷静点
692
00:52:17,834 --> 00:52:20,314
哪怕是欠人钱，都要保持一个好的心情
693
00:52:20,334 --> 00:52:22,438
这样才有动力去赚钱和还钱的，是吧？
694
00:52:22,459 --> 00:52:23,278
就是嘛
695
00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:24,190
这么笨
696
00:52:28,167 --> 00:52:31,523
你说得对，我应该调整我现在的心情
697
00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:34,648
我应该马上给警察打个电话
698
00:52:36,209 --> 00:52:39,519
好啊，把我家搞成这个样子
699
00:52:39,542 --> 00:52:40,645
可以啊
700
00:52:40,834 --> 00:52:42,108
死胖子
701
00:52:46,626 --> 00:52:48,776
大卫也是信任我，把我当朋友
702
00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:49,895
才找我做担保人嘛
703
00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:51,612
你说多难能可贵啊？
704
00:52:51,626 --> 00:52:53,526
我想他突然走了一定有原因的
705
00:52:53,542 --> 00:52:54,645
不如我们帮他还点钱
706
00:52:54,667 --> 00:52:56,521
可能他回来会还给我们，对不对？
707
00:52:56,542 --> 00:52:57,691
不如这样，老婆
708
00:52:57,709 --> 00:52:59,563
你快点拿你的首饰去做抵押
709
00:52:59,584 --> 00:53:02,064
然后呢，我再把这房子做抵押贷款
710
00:53:02,084 --> 00:53:03,312
最后如果不行的话
711
00:53:03,334 --> 00:53:04,938
就拿我的产品去摆地摊
712
00:53:05,251 --> 00:53:07,651
万一最后还是不行的话，那我就没辙了
713
00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:09,146
我只有申请破产
714
00:53:09,834 --> 00:53:12,689
你说跟我做朋友，简直无敌了
715
00:53:13,584 --> 00:53:14,107
别别别…
716
00:53:14,126 --> 00:53:15,650
吴守龙，你神经病
717
00:53:15,667 --> 00:53:16,895
做朋友不是讲义气吗？
718
00:53:16,917 --> 00:53:18,020
你成天就知道做梦
719
00:53:18,209 --> 00:53:19,608
你脑子进水了，是不是？
720
00:53:19,626 --> 00:53:20,229
老婆
721
00:53:20,251 --> 00:53:22,071
你把钱都给别人花了
722
00:53:22,084 --> 00:53:23,278
你就研究破面膜
723
00:53:23,292 --> 00:53:24,190
没办法了
724
00:53:24,209 --> 00:53:25,483
你想什么呢？
725
00:53:39,167 --> 00:53:39,770
喂
726
00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:42,647
你知不知道你那只猫的视频现在可火了
727
00:53:42,667 --> 00:53:44,237
点击率不停的上涨啊
728
00:53:44,459 --> 00:53:45,062
真的？
729
00:53:45,084 --> 00:53:47,439
好多人找它拍电影，拍广告啊
730
00:53:47,917 --> 00:53:48,986
好，待会打给你
731
00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:50,604
爸妈，别亲了
732
00:53:50,626 --> 00:53:52,230
现在犀犀利视频火了
733
00:53:53,126 --> 00:53:55,071
有人找它拍电影，拍广告啊
734
00:53:57,042 --> 00:53:58,395
搞定
735
00:53:59,834 --> 00:54:02,655
儿子，人在哪呢？打电话
736
00:54:05,959 --> 00:54:07,187
报警
737
00:54:07,959 --> 00:54:11,065
犀犀利，你太棒了，你要拍广告了
738
00:54:11,084 --> 00:54:12,654
犀犀利怎么都想不到
739
00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:15,852
自己突然之间成了网红大明星
740
00:54:19,751 --> 00:54:22,652
美人鱼牌鱼肝油，还有丰富的DSE
741
00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:24,692
可以促使父母脑部成熟
742
00:54:24,709 --> 00:54:26,609
减少父母幼稚行为
743
00:54:26,626 --> 00:54:29,527
比如说，父母强迫子女参加课外辅导
744
00:54:29,542 --> 00:54:31,521
这样子女有更多的时间游玩
745
00:54:31,542 --> 00:54:33,692
就可以健康快乐的成长了
746
00:54:35,042 --> 00:54:36,987
对了，除了鱼肝油之外呢
747
00:54:37,001 --> 00:54:38,821
我们还有美人鱼牌鱼肝丸的
748
00:54:38,834 --> 00:54:39,937
这个药丸可厉害啦
749
00:54:39,959 --> 00:54:41,312
便秘，吃鱼肝丸
750
00:54:41,334 --> 00:54:42,562
失恋，吃鱼肝丸
751
00:54:42,584 --> 00:54:44,688
股票亏钱，吃鱼肝丸
752
00:54:44,709 --> 00:54:49,146
常备鱼肝丸，万事你找它
753
00:54:49,334 --> 00:54:50,528
提防假冒
754
00:54:50,542 --> 00:54:53,272
认准这个猫头的镭射注册商标
755
00:55:02,751 --> 00:55:05,060
犀利牌卫生纸
756
00:55:05,084 --> 00:55:08,360
紧急的时候，最佳的伙伴
757
00:55:11,792 --> 00:55:13,771
吴先生啊，犀犀利现在火了
758
00:55:13,792 --> 00:55:15,362
对你们家庭有什么影响吗？
759
00:55:15,376 --> 00:55:16,650
影响可大了
760
00:55:16,667 --> 00:55:18,441
它刚刚帮我还了高利贷的那笔钱
761
00:55:18,667 --> 00:55:20,271
吴太太，你们打算什么时候
762
00:55:20,292 --> 00:55:21,486
去好莱坞发展呢？
763
00:55:21,709 --> 00:55:22,687
随时啊
764
00:55:22,709 --> 00:55:25,189
但是我决定了，我们先拍好中国电影
765
00:55:30,251 --> 00:55:32,071
犀犀利…
766
00:55:35,626 --> 00:55:37,696
好了，记得光顾超级百货啊
767
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:39,153
记得光顾超级百货
768
00:55:39,167 --> 00:55:40,771
打这个电话给我，知道吗？
769
00:55:42,042 --> 00:55:43,771
770
00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:46,695
第十四镜，第一条
771
00:56:07,126 --> 00:56:08,605
阿弥陀佛
772
00:56:12,459 --> 00:56:14,814
大师兄，你终于来了
773
00:56:14,834 --> 00:56:16,313
快来救我们
774
00:56:16,334 --> 00:56:17,358
悟空
775
00:56:18,459 --> 00:56:21,644
她是蜘蛛精，又不是耗子精
776
00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:24,147
你变成猫，何必呢？
777
00:56:24,417 --> 00:56:26,317
还是变回原形吧
778
00:56:28,792 --> 00:56:30,441
来…
779
00:56:34,626 --> 00:56:36,070
三局两胜，我先出
780
00:56:39,709 --> 00:56:41,529
大师兄，加油
781
00:56:41,542 --> 00:56:42,611
有本事你出剪刀
782
00:56:42,626 --> 00:56:44,446
加油，大师兄
783
00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:45,770
住手
784
00:56:46,626 --> 00:56:47,445
黑妞
785
00:56:47,459 --> 00:56:48,938
其实在这个世界上
786
00:56:49,251 --> 00:56:52,072
有比我的肉更好吃的东西
787
00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:54,442
骗…骗…
788
00:56:54,751 --> 00:56:55,649
答对了
789
00:56:56,001 --> 00:56:56,979
薯片
790
00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:03,693
猫咪薯片，超好吃的薯片啊
791
00:57:11,251 --> 00:57:14,311
792
00:57:14,542 --> 00:57:16,066
右勾拳，左勾拳
793
00:57:18,792 --> 00:57:19,520
加油
794
00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:22,270
爸爸加油
795
00:57:34,376 --> 00:57:35,195
小心
796
00:57:38,709 --> 00:57:39,562
老公
797
00:57:40,001 --> 00:57:41,445
爸爸…
798
00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,646
爸爸，你没事吧？
799
00:57:43,667 --> 00:57:44,315
没事吧？
800
00:57:44,334 --> 00:57:45,107
没事
801
00:57:45,126 --> 00:57:46,320
你有没有伤到哪里啊？
802
00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:47,312
叫救护车
803
00:57:47,917 --> 00:57:50,477
看见爸爸为救自己而受伤
804
00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:54,107
犀犀利怎么会眼泪不往心里流呢？
805
00:58:05,584 --> 00:58:08,314
喵星勇士，你破坏的那个家庭
806
00:58:08,334 --> 00:58:09,983
进行得怎么样了？
807
00:58:10,626 --> 00:58:12,821
我看它也是失败了吧
808
00:58:12,959 --> 00:58:16,486
你都成为大明星啦，还管那么多干嘛
809
00:58:19,667 --> 00:58:21,487
没…没有这回事
810
00:58:22,292 --> 00:58:24,442
我这是在等待机会呢
811
00:58:26,876 --> 00:58:28,776
哼，走着瞧
812
00:58:38,376 --> 00:58:39,320
喂
813
00:58:39,501 --> 00:58:40,525
陈监制
814
00:58:40,542 --> 00:58:42,442
你好你好，我已经到了
815
00:58:42,459 --> 00:58:44,154
你说你叫了《醉猫》的编剧出来
816
00:58:44,167 --> 00:58:45,236
还有多久到啊？
817
00:58:45,417 --> 00:58:47,146
什么？醉了还没起床？
818
00:58:49,001 --> 00:58:50,650
好吧，那就再约吧
819
00:58:50,667 --> 00:58:52,020
好，谢谢，谢谢
820
00:58:52,584 --> 00:58:53,437
不来也不说一声
821
00:58:53,459 --> 00:58:54,437
先生
822
00:58:54,459 --> 00:58:55,858
我们真是有缘了
823
00:58:56,001 --> 00:58:59,232
先生你红光满面，双眼透出灵光
824
00:58:59,251 --> 00:59:00,946
仙气缠身啊
825
00:59:02,376 --> 00:59:05,982
如果戴上我这一串普陀山的开光佛珠
826
00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,447
今年必定大富大贵
827
00:59:09,626 --> 00:59:11,821
赠与有缘人，拿去
828
00:59:14,959 --> 00:59:15,732
谢谢
829
00:59:15,959 --> 00:59:20,146
今年适逢普陀山百年一遇的大维修
830
00:59:20,167 --> 00:59:21,771
先生你大富大贵
831
00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:25,774
如果可以捐出一万元做功德的话，那就…
832
00:59:26,417 --> 00:59:29,693
为什么你会觉得我身上会有一万元现金呢？
833
00:59:30,251 --> 00:59:30,979
还给你
834
00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:32,437
佛珠与你有缘
835
00:59:32,459 --> 00:59:34,654
如果放下，必定灾劫缠身
836
00:59:34,876 --> 00:59:35,524
不是吧？
837
00:59:35,542 --> 00:59:36,895
千万别给我…
838
00:59:36,917 --> 00:59:37,565
别…
839
00:59:37,584 --> 00:59:38,437
还给你
840
00:59:38,626 --> 00:59:39,775
欧阳法
841
00:59:40,834 --> 00:59:43,439
还在用这种招数欺骗善信？
842
00:59:44,001 --> 00:59:44,820
高僧
843
00:59:46,501 --> 00:59:47,900
我是佛门正宗
844
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:48,895
施主
845
00:59:48,917 --> 00:59:52,193
你手上拿着的这串佛珠呢，是假的
846
00:59:52,209 --> 00:59:54,484
骗你的，根本没开光
847
00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:56,145
还不走
848
00:59:56,792 --> 00:59:58,396
混口饭吃，容易嘛
849
00:59:59,417 --> 01:00:01,612
我最讨厌招摇撞骗的人
850
01:00:03,209 --> 01:00:04,938
以后你一个男人出来喝酒要小心点
851
01:00:04,959 --> 01:00:06,187
很容易上当
852
01:00:08,209 --> 01:00:09,028
谢谢
853
01:00:09,542 --> 01:00:10,236
大师
854
01:00:10,792 --> 01:00:12,737
本人姓高名僧
855
01:00:13,042 --> 01:00:15,852
在繁尘世俗里我是一名古董鉴证师
856
01:00:15,876 --> 01:00:17,980
英文名叫保罗，叫我高僧
857
01:00:18,459 --> 01:00:20,108
你好你好，吴守龙
858
01:00:20,126 --> 01:00:20,820
吴生，你好你好
859
01:00:20,834 --> 01:00:21,858
那我不打扰你了
860
01:00:21,876 --> 01:00:22,979
高僧，高僧
861
01:00:23,001 --> 01:00:23,774
黄先生，黄先生
862
01:00:23,792 --> 01:00:25,066
能见到你真是开心开心
863
01:00:25,084 --> 01:00:25,857
坐
864
01:00:25,876 --> 01:00:27,025
这位是谁啊？
865
01:00:27,042 --> 01:00:29,237
这位是吴先生，有缘人有缘人
866
01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:30,570
又是有缘人？
867
01:00:30,584 --> 01:00:31,608
这位黄先生
868
01:00:32,792 --> 01:00:34,111
麻烦你
869
01:00:34,126 --> 01:00:35,104
帮我看看
870
01:00:35,126 --> 01:00:38,152
这是不是崇祯皇帝收藏的那两张
871
01:00:38,167 --> 01:00:40,692
反清复明藏宝地图？
872
01:00:42,542 --> 01:00:44,851
这个，我看我还是先走吧…
873
01:00:44,876 --> 01:00:45,649
别…
874
01:00:45,667 --> 01:00:46,861
今天这么有缘份
875
01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:49,151
还是一起来鉴赏这个千年古物吧
876
01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:49,861
来…
877
01:01:00,709 --> 01:01:02,939
果然是崇祯皇帝，亲手绘画的
878
01:01:02,959 --> 01:01:05,063
反清复明藏宝地图
879
01:01:05,542 --> 01:01:06,486
真的？
880
01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:08,108
来来，你们过来看看
881
01:01:08,126 --> 01:01:09,320
看看，过来看
882
01:01:09,876 --> 01:01:11,855
崇祯皇帝的泪痕啊
883
01:01:12,459 --> 01:01:14,563
这幅地图是有三份
884
01:01:14,876 --> 01:01:17,481
据我推算，今天这三张图
885
01:01:17,834 --> 01:01:19,904
是天注定要一起出现
886
01:01:19,959 --> 01:01:21,859
所以，我约了拥有
887
01:01:21,876 --> 01:01:24,106
第三张地图的主人来到这里了
888
01:01:24,667 --> 01:01:26,487
你好
889
01:01:28,501 --> 01:01:29,604
高僧，对吗？
890
01:01:30,167 --> 01:01:31,691
亚历克斯
891
01:01:31,709 --> 01:01:33,984
你好
892
01:01:34,251 --> 01:01:37,982
这张，就是我那张图，你看看
893
01:01:49,792 --> 01:01:51,362
三张藏宝图
894
01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:53,987
今天终于一起出现了
895
01:01:54,626 --> 01:01:56,275
我爷爷曾经跟我说
896
01:01:56,542 --> 01:01:59,522
三张藏宝地图凑在一起的时候
897
01:01:59,542 --> 01:02:01,567
就可以找到藏宝处
898
01:02:01,584 --> 01:02:05,395
而藏宝处，有三万两黄金啊
899
01:02:20,167 --> 01:02:21,941
有屁用吗
900
01:02:21,959 --> 01:02:24,063
我都快死了
901
01:02:24,084 --> 01:02:25,904
我不怕告诉你们
902
01:02:25,917 --> 01:02:27,521
我得了绝症
903
01:02:27,792 --> 01:02:29,612
只剩三个月的命
904
01:02:29,626 --> 01:02:31,935
孩子小，老婆也年轻
905
01:02:31,959 --> 01:02:33,438
我只想留点钱给他们
906
01:02:33,459 --> 01:02:36,110
再加上丧葬费
907
01:02:36,459 --> 01:02:38,063
我不贪心啊
908
01:02:38,084 --> 01:02:40,609
我要两百万就足够了
909
01:02:42,542 --> 01:02:44,737
就是说你想卖掉你两张图？
910
01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:52,523
我不买，我只是卖
911
01:02:52,917 --> 01:02:55,818
我只需要一百万
912
01:02:55,834 --> 01:03:00,442
就可以飞到曼谷去做龙转凤的手术
913
01:03:02,292 --> 01:03:03,896
你们看不出来吗？
914
01:03:07,501 --> 01:03:09,810
你怎么那么笨，你要了嘛
915
01:03:09,834 --> 01:03:10,653
不行
916
01:03:10,667 --> 01:03:12,737
我不能沾凡尘俗事
917
01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:14,396
我只能帮别人
918
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:17,107
这样吧
919
01:03:17,126 --> 01:03:19,321
我帮你算一算这三万两黄金
920
01:03:19,334 --> 01:03:20,733
到底值多少钱
921
01:03:21,917 --> 01:03:23,111
今天的黄金价格是
922
01:03:23,126 --> 01:03:25,105
一万二千五百七十元一两
923
01:03:26,667 --> 01:03:30,023
三万两就是三亿七千七百一十万
924
01:03:30,959 --> 01:03:33,359
不好意思，你们现在卖多少钱？
925
01:03:34,209 --> 01:03:35,278
三百万
926
01:03:35,542 --> 01:03:36,736
值啊
927
01:03:36,751 --> 01:03:39,982
我现在就去银行取现金，地图给我留着啊
928
01:03:40,001 --> 01:03:42,322
我马上叫我老爸把房子押了，你等我
929
01:03:45,292 --> 01:03:46,771
这帮庸俗的人
930
01:03:46,792 --> 01:03:48,487
我是不会卖给他们的
931
01:03:48,501 --> 01:03:49,900
有缘人
932
01:03:50,376 --> 01:03:51,820
三百万
933
01:03:52,376 --> 01:03:54,355
快点收了吧
934
01:04:01,667 --> 01:04:02,611
喂，你好
935
01:04:02,626 --> 01:04:04,605
喂，你好，请问是吴太太吗？
936
01:04:04,626 --> 01:04:05,729
是的，哪位？
937
01:04:05,751 --> 01:04:06,649
往这写
938
01:04:06,667 --> 01:04:08,271
我们是星典银行打来的
939
01:04:08,542 --> 01:04:10,021
您的先生，吴守龙
940
01:04:10,042 --> 01:04:12,772
刚刚从你们账户里取走了所有的钱
941
01:04:13,001 --> 01:04:14,696
注意，是所有的钱
942
01:04:14,792 --> 01:04:16,066
你说什么？
943
01:04:16,959 --> 01:04:18,028
所有的吗？
944
01:04:18,042 --> 01:04:18,770
是的
945
01:04:19,001 --> 01:04:21,105
我们银行有责任提醒您
946
01:04:21,126 --> 01:04:23,151
您要不要和您先生确认一下？
947
01:04:23,876 --> 01:04:25,605
要，当然要啦
948
01:04:37,167 --> 01:04:38,771
哥哥，找到爸爸的位置没有？
949
01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:41,692
幸好，我开了爸爸手机位置定位的功能
950
01:04:41,709 --> 01:04:43,153
他就在前面，左转
951
01:04:49,042 --> 01:04:50,020
再左转
952
01:04:56,709 --> 01:04:57,812
还差五十米
953
01:04:58,542 --> 01:05:01,522
这不就是爸爸经常来的酒吧吗？
954
01:05:03,751 --> 01:05:04,604
高僧
955
01:05:05,459 --> 01:05:06,687
吴先生，来了
956
01:05:07,834 --> 01:05:09,904
我…我取来了，取来了
957
01:05:09,917 --> 01:05:11,236
要不要数一下三百万？
958
01:05:11,417 --> 01:05:12,896
我不用点你的钱
959
01:05:12,917 --> 01:05:14,441
你也不用验我的地图
960
01:05:14,459 --> 01:05:17,860
大家都是讲个“信”字嘛，对吗？
961
01:05:17,876 --> 01:05:20,106
信，这次发财了，发大财了
962
01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:22,401
哈喽，大家好
963
01:05:22,834 --> 01:05:24,108
你从哪儿钻出来的
964
01:05:24,334 --> 01:05:25,904
看见你就跟上来喽
965
01:05:25,917 --> 01:05:27,236
你为什么跟着我？
966
01:05:27,251 --> 01:05:28,479
这位一定是吴太太
967
01:05:28,834 --> 01:05:29,858
不是，不是…
968
01:05:29,876 --> 01:05:31,901
嫂子好
969
01:05:31,917 --> 01:05:33,646
不是…真不是…不
970
01:05:33,667 --> 01:05:35,362
那应该叫吴太太喽
971
01:05:35,376 --> 01:05:36,570
叫嫂子
972
01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:38,404
真不是，真的…
973
01:05:38,417 --> 01:05:39,441
吴守龙
974
01:05:42,376 --> 01:05:43,820
我们家的三百万呢？
975
01:05:45,001 --> 01:05:46,025
给他们了
976
01:05:46,751 --> 01:05:49,447
现在，这三百万是我们的
977
01:05:49,709 --> 01:05:51,859
地图，是你们的喽
978
01:05:52,376 --> 01:05:53,775
回去我慢慢跟你解释
979
01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:55,396
这次发财了，发大财了
980
01:05:55,501 --> 01:05:56,399
吴先生
981
01:05:56,417 --> 01:05:58,738
这位杀气这么重的女士是你的亲戚？
982
01:05:59,042 --> 01:05:59,895
吴太太
983
01:06:01,251 --> 01:06:03,947
那这位不是吴太太吗？
984
01:06:05,959 --> 01:06:06,903
李老师？
985
01:06:07,501 --> 01:06:08,479
我知道了
986
01:06:08,709 --> 01:06:10,279
这位是嫂子
987
01:06:10,292 --> 01:06:12,487
刚刚这位是吴太太
988
01:06:13,501 --> 01:06:15,150
谁是吴太太，谁是嫂子
989
01:06:15,167 --> 01:06:16,566
跟我们有什么关系？
990
01:06:16,876 --> 01:06:18,400
不打扰你们了，我们先走啦
991
01:06:18,417 --> 01:06:19,236
别走
992
01:06:24,501 --> 01:06:26,401
本港警方刚刚发出了三名
993
01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:28,851
涉及多宗诈骗案的疑犯的照片
994
01:06:28,876 --> 01:06:31,561
现正呼吁所有没有报案的受害市民
995
01:06:31,584 --> 01:06:33,404
请尽快与警方联络
996
01:06:38,459 --> 01:06:39,608
你…他们…
997
01:06:39,626 --> 01:06:40,650
快跑
998
01:06:43,792 --> 01:06:46,352
救命啊，有骗子啊
999
01:06:46,376 --> 01:06:48,196
施主，你的相万中无一
1000
01:06:48,209 --> 01:06:50,484
一定风生水起，大富大贵
1001
01:06:51,167 --> 01:06:52,236
走开
1002
01:06:55,584 --> 01:06:56,562
这边，这边
1003
01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:57,729
这边，这边
1004
01:06:58,501 --> 01:07:00,401
犀犀利，犀犀利啊
1005
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:02,487
快拿手机，拿手机
1006
01:07:03,709 --> 01:07:04,482
行了，行了
1007
01:07:04,501 --> 01:07:05,479
过来，过来
1008
01:07:05,501 --> 01:07:06,604
自拍，自拍
1009
01:07:08,376 --> 01:07:09,354
搞定
1010
01:07:09,376 --> 01:07:10,354
拜拜
1011
01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:12,236
不要跑啊
1012
01:07:13,376 --> 01:07:14,354
别跑啊
1013
01:07:14,751 --> 01:07:15,354
我的钱
1014
01:07:15,376 --> 01:07:16,229
捉贼啊
1015
01:07:16,251 --> 01:07:16,945
还给我
1016
01:07:17,792 --> 01:07:18,565
别跑啊
1017
01:07:18,917 --> 01:07:19,690
停车啊
1018
01:07:20,626 --> 01:07:21,695
爸爸小心
1019
01:07:22,751 --> 01:07:24,070
不要跑啊
1020
01:07:57,209 --> 01:07:58,187
吴守龙
1021
01:07:58,209 --> 01:07:59,312
你太过分了
1022
01:07:59,709 --> 01:08:01,529
你为什么？三百万
1023
01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:03,942
我们家人辛辛苦苦臜了三百万
1024
01:08:03,959 --> 01:08:05,563
就这样被人骗走了
1025
01:08:05,584 --> 01:08:07,358
你告诉我，我该怎么办？
1026
01:08:07,376 --> 01:08:09,105
怎么办？怎么办啊？
1027
01:08:09,751 --> 01:08:11,321
三亿，三亿
1028
01:08:11,584 --> 01:08:14,144
我…我不知道他们会骗我的
1029
01:08:14,167 --> 01:08:16,021
你知道什么？你告诉我…
1030
01:08:44,876 --> 01:08:47,071
优优错过这次手术
1031
01:08:48,917 --> 01:08:50,771
就再也不能走了
1032
01:08:52,584 --> 01:08:53,983
你知道吗？
1033
01:09:04,376 --> 01:09:06,150
我受够了
1034
01:09:07,709 --> 01:09:09,939
我真的受够了
1035
01:09:11,834 --> 01:09:12,732
老婆…
1036
01:09:25,001 --> 01:09:27,902
现在犀犀利终于知道
1037
01:09:27,917 --> 01:09:30,522
爸爸妈妈为什么那么贪钱了
1038
01:09:50,542 --> 01:09:53,693
你女儿这条腿再不治，就治不好了
1039
01:09:53,709 --> 01:09:56,940
这种是天生骨骼畸形
1040
01:09:56,959 --> 01:09:58,233
要做手术矫正
1041
01:09:59,251 --> 01:10:00,730
这要多少钱？
1042
01:10:02,167 --> 01:10:03,236
两百万
1043
01:10:04,251 --> 01:10:06,776
还不能跑，公交车都追不上
1044
01:10:07,292 --> 01:10:10,443
医生，我们不能不追公交车的
1045
01:10:10,876 --> 01:10:11,774
医生
1046
01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:14,271
要是想跑的话得多少钱？
1047
01:10:15,126 --> 01:10:16,150
五百万
1048
01:10:16,459 --> 01:10:19,280
要从小开始，每一两年做一次手术
1049
01:10:19,917 --> 01:10:20,941
慢慢矫正
1050
01:10:21,667 --> 01:10:22,611
她已经晚了
1051
01:10:45,167 --> 01:10:46,816
又开运动会了
1052
01:10:49,459 --> 01:10:51,154
同学们是不是很开心啊？
1053
01:10:51,792 --> 01:10:53,566
大家可以赛跑啦，对不对？
1054
01:10:54,001 --> 01:10:55,320
这次运动会呢
1055
01:10:55,334 --> 01:10:57,484
有一项和家人一起参加的比赛
1056
01:10:57,501 --> 01:11:00,402
就是四乘一百米的亲子接力赛
1057
01:11:01,167 --> 01:11:04,318
那四乘一百的话，是有几个人来完成啊？
1058
01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:07,022
四个
1059
01:11:07,042 --> 01:11:08,691
四个，答对了
1060
01:11:08,709 --> 01:11:12,019
我们可以请爸爸，妈妈，哥哥…
1061
01:11:14,501 --> 01:11:16,856
爸爸…
1062
01:11:20,334 --> 01:11:24,191
爸爸…
1063
01:11:27,376 --> 01:11:28,354
爸爸
1064
01:11:33,001 --> 01:11:34,354
犀犀利
1065
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:38,901
犀犀利，我想你
1066
01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:41,817
爸爸不见了
1067
01:11:45,584 --> 01:11:47,063
犀犀利
1068
01:11:47,084 --> 01:11:48,858
我想要全家人明天
1069
01:11:48,876 --> 01:11:52,312
都可以去参加四乘一百的赛跑
1070
01:12:15,876 --> 01:12:17,901
四乘一百比赛？
1071
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:18,895
明天？
1072
01:12:21,709 --> 01:12:24,815
妹妹，你的腿这样，怎么跑？
1073
01:12:25,001 --> 01:12:26,605
我一定要参加
1074
01:12:26,917 --> 01:12:29,488
全班同学都是一家人去参加的
1075
01:12:30,626 --> 01:12:32,321
我已经通知爸爸了
1076
01:12:32,334 --> 01:12:34,279
爸爸明天一定会来的
1077
01:12:37,876 --> 01:12:38,570
好吧
1078
01:12:40,251 --> 01:12:41,650
爸爸和你们去吧
1079
01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:44,113
有爸爸在，妈妈是不可能去的
1080
01:12:45,751 --> 01:12:46,900
妈妈…
1081
01:12:47,376 --> 01:12:50,311
妈妈，妹妹这样去会被人笑话的
1082
01:12:50,334 --> 01:12:51,437
别乱说话
1083
01:13:32,334 --> 01:13:33,278
干什么？
1084
01:13:38,542 --> 01:13:40,442
喵喵喵…
1085
01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:43,272
你说什么我完全听不懂，喵喵喵…
1086
01:14:21,751 --> 01:14:23,776
无论我多没用
1087
01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:25,396
我都要守住这个家
1088
01:14:26,001 --> 01:14:28,151
没人可以攻得进我家的门
1089
01:14:29,001 --> 01:14:31,196
我要做我家的铁闸门
1090
01:15:30,959 --> 01:15:35,862
1091
01:16:00,667 --> 01:16:02,362
原本热热闹闹的家
1092
01:16:02,959 --> 01:16:05,939
现在冷冷清清，空空荡荡
1093
01:16:07,542 --> 01:16:10,147
犀犀利一直说要破坏这个家庭
1094
01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:12,647
现在也算得上成功了
1095
01:16:12,667 --> 01:16:16,819
可是，犀犀利一点也高兴不起来
1096
01:16:17,376 --> 01:16:20,277
反而有点失落，难过
1097
01:16:21,084 --> 01:16:24,736
它好想这个家可以回到以前那样
1098
01:16:31,042 --> 01:16:33,237
1099
01:16:56,501 --> 01:16:58,571
喵星神器
1100
01:16:58,584 --> 01:16:59,528
找到了
1101
01:17:00,251 --> 01:17:02,697
我终于找到喵星神器啦
1102
01:17:13,084 --> 01:17:14,062
等等
1103
01:17:14,417 --> 01:17:16,271
找到神器
1104
01:17:16,292 --> 01:17:18,317
那不就是说…
1105
01:17:20,584 --> 01:17:21,937
我要…
1106
01:17:37,167 --> 01:17:42,275
犀犀利拿着神器，在天台想了好久好久
1107
01:17:42,709 --> 01:17:44,939
最后它决定…
1108
01:18:36,084 --> 01:18:40,020
优优，你跑都不行，还要跨栏呢
1109
01:18:40,042 --> 01:18:41,816
你是不是傻掉了？
1110
01:18:41,834 --> 01:18:45,065
对啊，优优，你别跑啦
1111
01:18:45,084 --> 01:18:47,735
摔倒了会很疼的
1112
01:18:53,667 --> 01:18:55,646
哥哥，爸爸妈妈呢？
1113
01:18:56,917 --> 01:18:57,861
我也不知道
1114
01:18:59,626 --> 01:19:00,729
妹妹啊
1115
01:19:00,751 --> 01:19:03,606
现在，放弃还来得及
1116
01:19:04,084 --> 01:19:06,063
要不趁人没发现…
1117
01:19:06,084 --> 01:19:07,278
我一定要跑
1118
01:19:07,292 --> 01:19:09,647
爸爸妈妈不来我也要跑
1119
01:19:31,126 --> 01:19:31,899
老婆
1120
01:19:32,834 --> 01:19:34,404
我跟李老师没什么的
1121
01:19:34,417 --> 01:19:35,645
你不要误会，好吗？
1122
01:19:36,459 --> 01:19:37,403
我知道
1123
01:19:38,667 --> 01:19:41,773
你觉得，我是因为这事生你气是吗？
1124
01:19:43,834 --> 01:19:46,894
吴守龙，我跟你说过多少次了
1125
01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:49,612
脚踏实地的赚钱
1126
01:19:49,626 --> 01:19:50,479
可你呢？
1127
01:19:50,834 --> 01:19:52,608
三番五次的被人骗
1128
01:19:54,709 --> 01:19:55,482
我…
1129
01:19:55,876 --> 01:19:57,946
我只是想快点赚点钱
1130
01:19:57,959 --> 01:19:59,608
尽快把女儿的腿治好
1131
01:19:59,917 --> 01:20:01,737
我也没想到…
1132
01:20:02,292 --> 01:20:05,318
就你担心女儿的腿，我不担心是吗？
1133
01:20:05,584 --> 01:20:07,563
你有看到我拎着钱被人骗吗？
1134
01:20:09,667 --> 01:20:13,478
老婆啊，对不起，别生气…
1135
01:20:22,042 --> 01:20:22,861
准备
1136
01:20:26,667 --> 01:20:27,861
开始
1137
01:20:41,459 --> 01:20:42,357
优优
1138
01:20:43,001 --> 01:20:43,649
妹妹
1139
01:20:49,042 --> 01:20:51,738
加油，加油…
1140
01:20:53,167 --> 01:20:54,111
优优
1141
01:20:54,126 --> 01:20:55,070
爸爸妈妈
1142
01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:55,778
你没事吧？
1143
01:20:55,792 --> 01:20:56,645
没事
1144
01:20:57,292 --> 01:20:58,816
我知道你乖，不要跑了
1145
01:20:59,792 --> 01:21:01,987
没事吧？优优，没事吧？
1146
01:21:02,501 --> 01:21:03,445
妈妈爱你
1147
01:21:03,459 --> 01:21:04,903
优优，你太厉害了
1148
01:21:10,084 --> 01:21:15,067
爸爸妈妈，你们不要为了赚钱而吵架了
1149
01:21:15,292 --> 01:21:18,238
我们一家人要永远在一起
1150
01:21:18,501 --> 01:21:20,901
你看我能跑能跳
1151
01:21:21,876 --> 01:21:23,320
没关系的
1152
01:21:41,167 --> 01:21:44,853
妈妈答应你，再也不和爸爸吵架了
1153
01:22:04,376 --> 01:22:06,606
优优，最棒了
1154
01:22:07,584 --> 01:22:08,687
犀犀利
1155
01:22:10,501 --> 01:22:11,729
犀犀利
1156
01:22:14,542 --> 01:22:15,770
犀犀利
1157
01:22:20,042 --> 01:22:21,942
犀犀利
1158
01:22:23,792 --> 01:22:25,396
谁带你来的，犀犀利？
1159
01:22:29,459 --> 01:22:30,562
这是什么东西？
1160
01:22:50,209 --> 01:22:51,028
妈妈
1161
01:22:51,501 --> 01:22:52,900
这是要干嘛？
1162
01:22:52,917 --> 01:22:54,566
围圈搞篝火晚会啊？
1163
01:22:57,167 --> 01:23:00,568
其实我是来自喵星的喵勇士
1164
01:23:01,959 --> 01:23:03,028
谁在说话啊？
1165
01:23:03,751 --> 01:23:05,605
是我，犀犀利啊
1166
01:23:06,417 --> 01:23:08,647
因为我找回了这个喵星神器
1167
01:23:08,667 --> 01:23:10,817
所以你们可以听到我说话了
1168
01:23:11,876 --> 01:23:12,945
你们听见了吗？
1169
01:23:12,959 --> 01:23:13,812
听…
1170
01:23:14,834 --> 01:23:17,780
发财了，原来犀犀利可以千里传音
1171
01:23:19,042 --> 01:23:21,772
优优，你让我见识到
1172
01:23:21,792 --> 01:23:23,817
保护人类的最强武器
1173
01:23:23,834 --> 01:23:25,358
原来是人类的爱
1174
01:23:25,376 --> 01:23:26,525
谢谢你
1175
01:23:28,501 --> 01:23:32,278
爸爸，你是一个尽心保护家人的好爸爸
1176
01:23:34,376 --> 01:23:36,901
可是你真的需要成熟一点
1177
01:23:39,917 --> 01:23:40,815
妈妈
1178
01:23:41,459 --> 01:23:42,938
你的脾气很暴躁啊
1179
01:23:45,584 --> 01:23:48,815
但是其实你是一个很善良，很好的妈妈
1180
01:23:49,751 --> 01:23:51,321
你可以温柔一点啊
1181
01:23:55,126 --> 01:23:55,729
哥哥
1182
01:23:55,751 --> 01:23:57,571
去追求你的梦想吧
1183
01:23:57,584 --> 01:24:00,064
不要放弃，做个好导演
1184
01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:01,315
好的
1185
01:24:03,292 --> 01:24:05,613
很快，我就要离开地球了
1186
01:24:06,084 --> 01:24:07,904
你们很快就会忘记我了
1187
01:24:08,876 --> 01:24:11,481
你可不能走，林先生会要了我命的
1188
01:24:11,501 --> 01:24:13,196
别开玩笑，犀犀利
1189
01:24:13,209 --> 01:24:14,688
早知你是一只神猫
1190
01:24:14,709 --> 01:24:16,188
我们应该对你好一点的
1191
01:24:16,209 --> 01:24:17,107
可不嘛
1192
01:24:17,126 --> 01:24:19,026
下期六合彩，你知道开什么吗？
1193
01:24:19,501 --> 01:24:22,527
四乘一百亲子接力赛，集合
1194
01:24:24,459 --> 01:24:26,313
犀犀利，等我一会
1195
01:24:26,334 --> 01:24:27,778
我们先去赛跑啦
1196
01:24:28,084 --> 01:24:29,358
妹妹，你还要跑？
1197
01:24:29,376 --> 01:24:30,149
对啊
1198
01:24:30,251 --> 01:24:32,606
这是属于我们一家人的比赛
1199
01:24:42,876 --> 01:24:43,604
跑
1200
01:24:43,959 --> 01:24:45,529
好，跑，努力跑
1201
01:24:48,251 --> 01:24:50,572
你待这儿啊，一会儿一起回家吃饭
1202
01:24:58,876 --> 01:25:00,104
加油啊，优优
1203
01:25:00,209 --> 01:25:01,028
谢谢
1204
01:25:02,417 --> 01:25:03,315
努力，加油
1205
01:25:03,334 --> 01:25:03,902
谢谢
1206
01:25:08,959 --> 01:25:10,108
爸爸
1207
01:25:11,376 --> 01:25:12,820
加油啊，妈妈
1208
01:25:15,334 --> 01:25:16,483
准备
1209
01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:19,111
开始
1210
01:25:21,459 --> 01:25:24,565
哥哥加油，哥哥加油
1211
01:25:24,959 --> 01:25:26,153
加油…
1212
01:25:26,417 --> 01:25:28,112
快点…
1213
01:25:28,126 --> 01:25:30,105
加油…
1214
01:25:31,209 --> 01:25:32,528
哥哥快点，快点
1215
01:25:34,251 --> 01:25:35,570
快…
1216
01:25:35,917 --> 01:25:38,602
加油…
1217
01:25:38,626 --> 01:25:40,105
妈妈加油，加油
1218
01:25:40,126 --> 01:25:41,650
老婆，加油…
1219
01:25:47,501 --> 01:25:49,150
妈妈加油
1220
01:25:49,501 --> 01:25:50,525
来，来
1221
01:25:50,542 --> 01:25:51,566
老公，老公
1222
01:25:51,667 --> 01:25:52,395
来，来
1223
01:25:53,709 --> 01:25:55,108
加油，加油
1224
01:26:05,126 --> 01:26:06,605
爸爸加油
1225
01:26:06,917 --> 01:26:08,020
加油
1226
01:26:08,459 --> 01:26:09,483
快…
1227
01:26:11,334 --> 01:26:13,154
加油…
1228
01:26:20,501 --> 01:26:24,983
加油…
1229
01:26:25,084 --> 01:26:26,984
加油，加油
1230
01:26:27,001 --> 01:26:28,275
加油
1231
01:26:29,626 --> 01:26:37,522
加油，加油…
1232
01:26:37,876 --> 01:26:38,945
好…
1233
01:26:38,959 --> 01:26:40,233
加油，加油…
1234
01:26:42,334 --> 01:26:43,608
加油，加油…
1235
01:26:44,042 --> 01:26:48,024
加油，加油…
1236
01:26:51,751 --> 01:26:52,854
加油
1237
01:26:54,251 --> 01:26:55,479
加油
1238
01:28:07,459 --> 01:28:08,858
优优
1239
01:28:46,959 --> 01:28:50,770
优优，你尽情地跑吧，你一定行的
1240
01:28:50,917 --> 01:28:52,441
加油
1241
01:28:55,667 --> 01:28:56,986
我们加油啊
1242
01:29:39,167 --> 01:29:41,397
当看见优优可以像正常的小朋友一样
1243
01:29:41,417 --> 01:29:42,816
尽情的跑了
1244
01:29:43,501 --> 01:29:45,856
犀犀利觉得有优优
1245
01:29:45,876 --> 01:29:49,312
有这一家人的地球，实在是太美好了
1246
01:29:59,751 --> 01:30:01,104
妹妹好棒
1247
01:30:26,417 --> 01:30:27,816
飞船发射出的强光
1248
01:30:28,001 --> 01:30:31,027
会把今天他们目击过飞碟的记忆洗掉
1249
01:30:31,542 --> 01:30:33,021
就连一切有关犀犀利
1250
01:30:33,042 --> 01:30:36,694
曾经在地球上出现的记忆、它留下的痕迹
1251
01:30:36,709 --> 01:30:39,064
都会随强光而消失
1252
01:30:39,376 --> 01:30:41,230
也就是说，这一家人
1253
01:30:41,251 --> 01:30:45,904
不会记得曾经养过，一只叫犀犀利的猫了
1254
01:30:55,376 --> 01:30:59,028
大王，地球真的很恐怖
1255
01:30:59,542 --> 01:31:02,443
人类又不友善，食物又难吃
1256
01:31:02,459 --> 01:31:05,610
空气还有污染，真的不能生活啊
1257
01:31:06,084 --> 01:31:08,279
人类还有一种武器叫“爱”
1258
01:31:08,292 --> 01:31:12,228
会令喵星子民不知不觉间被控制，好可怕
1259
01:31:12,251 --> 01:31:13,400
千万别去…
1260
01:31:13,584 --> 01:31:16,269
喵星人看见犀犀利现在这个的样子
1261
01:31:16,292 --> 01:31:18,647
就相信了地球很危险
1262
01:31:19,917 --> 01:31:22,977
你不用说了，你现在任务失败
1263
01:31:23,001 --> 01:31:25,686
本大王罚你不能变回原形
1264
01:31:25,709 --> 01:31:28,815
永远是只肥猫，去挖土豆吧
1265
01:31:29,334 --> 01:31:33,737
谢谢大王，大王英明…
1266
01:31:36,167 --> 01:31:37,896
优优身上的奇迹
1267
01:31:37,917 --> 01:31:40,772
是因为犀犀利选择放弃侵略地球
1268
01:31:40,792 --> 01:31:42,737
用尽神器的能量
1269
01:31:42,751 --> 01:31:44,696
医治好了优优的腿
1270
01:31:54,709 --> 01:31:56,779
当西米鲁觉得孤单的时候
1271
01:31:57,542 --> 01:32:00,397
会抬头望向很远很远的星星
1272
01:32:00,417 --> 01:32:03,727
想像当中有一颗星，就是地球
1273
01:32:04,876 --> 01:32:08,562
地球上有一个它曾经也是一份子的家
1274
01:32:08,959 --> 01:32:12,360
在这个家庭里，它的名字叫犀犀利
1275
01:32:12,626 --> 01:32:17,029
现在家里的每个人都幸福快乐地生活着
1276
01:32:19,251 --> 01:32:20,855
您是周丽珠啊？帮我签个名吧
1277
01:32:20,876 --> 01:32:21,945
好啊好啊
1278
01:32:22,167 --> 01:32:22,735
可以可以
1279
01:32:53,042 --> 01:32:57,229
西米鲁真的很想很想优优他们
1280
01:32:57,251 --> 01:33:00,482
它好想好想再听见有人叫它一声…
1281
01:33:00,792 --> 01:33:02,987
犀犀利
1282
01:33:05,959 --> 01:33:07,278
就在这个时候…
1283
01:33:21,209 --> 01:33:22,312
汪星犬
1284
01:33:23,001 --> 01:33:25,481
汪大哥，你们来自由行吗？
1285
01:33:25,501 --> 01:33:27,230
喵星没有什么景点的
1286
01:33:27,251 --> 01:33:28,445
真的吗，肥猫？
1287
01:33:28,459 --> 01:33:30,939
我们肚子饿了，有什么好吃的？
1288
01:33:30,959 --> 01:33:33,314
赶快吃，下一站要去地球
1289
01:33:33,917 --> 01:33:35,521
地球？
1290
01:33:37,084 --> 01:33:38,403
你可以帮我一个忙吗？
1291
01:33:38,417 --> 01:33:41,193
我用喵星土豆跟你们交换，好吗？
1292
01:34:21,001 --> 01:34:22,275
什么东西？
1293
01:34:22,626 --> 01:34:24,321
不…别过去，有危险
1294
01:34:24,834 --> 01:34:25,732
怪物
1295
01:34:26,584 --> 01:34:27,482
什么鬼啊？
1296
01:34:27,501 --> 01:34:30,152
变异，肯定是变异，有病毒
1297
01:34:30,167 --> 01:34:31,361
好大啊 好恐怖
1298
01:34:31,376 --> 01:34:32,695
进去
1299
01:34:32,709 --> 01:34:35,485
你走啊，我报警，我叫警察来抓你
1300
01:34:35,501 --> 01:34:36,445
有病毒
1301
01:34:38,209 --> 01:34:40,780
看来，飞船发出的强光
1302
01:34:41,167 --> 01:34:43,647
真的把这家人对犀犀利的记忆
1303
01:34:43,667 --> 01:34:45,362
洗得一干二净了
1304
01:35:11,126 --> 01:35:15,313
犀犀利，我们已经排了很多次了
1305
01:35:15,667 --> 01:35:18,443
你怎么现在才回来啊？
1306
01:35:22,667 --> 01:35:25,238
犀犀利，我好想你
1307
01:35:27,584 --> 01:35:28,812
欢迎回来
1308
01:35:29,042 --> 01:35:31,112
我要你当我的男主角
1309
01:35:34,126 --> 01:35:36,026
犀犀利，回家真好
1310
01:35:36,042 --> 01:35:37,942
不过，不许再淘气啊
1311
01:35:39,417 --> 01:35:40,896
有没有带特产回来？
1312
01:35:40,917 --> 01:35:42,987
什么时候带我们到喵星上逛逛啊？
1313
01:35:43,792 --> 01:35:44,816
欢迎你回家
1314
01:35:45,001 --> 01:35:46,650
他们对犀犀利的爱
1315
01:35:46,667 --> 01:35:48,897
就连失忆强光都抹不掉
1316
01:35:49,584 --> 01:35:52,735
因为“爱”的记忆，不只在脑海里
1317
01:35:52,751 --> 01:35:54,480
还留在了心里
1318
01:35:54,959 --> 01:35:57,029
你怎么又胖了？
1319
01:35:57,834 --> 01:35:58,903
好了好了，你们让开
1320
01:35:59,001 --> 01:36:00,320
让我来，我来
1321
01:36:12,626 --> 01:36:15,561
近日一位超级富豪，悬赏一亿元美金
1322
01:36:15,584 --> 01:36:17,529
想寻回他拍卖所得的三幅
1323
01:36:17,542 --> 01:36:19,316
明朝皇室为了反清复明
1324
01:36:19,334 --> 01:36:20,938
而留下的藏宝地图
1325
01:36:20,959 --> 01:36:22,688
据悉，三幅藏宝地图
1326
01:36:22,709 --> 01:36:25,189
去年在家中被三名小偷盗取之后
1327
01:36:25,209 --> 01:36:26,608
一直下落不明
1328
01:36:27,001 --> 01:36:29,276
以下就是这三名疑犯的照片
1329
01:36:30,792 --> 01:36:31,861
老公
1330
01:36:31,876 --> 01:36:35,607
原来你之前买的藏宝图，是真的？
1331
01:36:36,084 --> 01:36:38,359
这次真的发财了，可以上市啦
1332
01:36:42,584 --> 01:36:43,903
那个藏宝图在哪？
1333
01:36:44,001 --> 01:36:46,231
我不知道放哪了？
1334
01:36:46,251 --> 01:36:48,446
我不会把它给丢了吧？
1335
01:36:49,251 --> 01:36:50,570
快点找啊
1336
01:36:50,584 --> 01:36:53,314
藏宝图，藏宝图给我出来
1337
01:37:14,876 --> 01:37:17,231
掐死你…
1338
01:37:17,251 --> 01:37:18,730
我死了…
1339
01:37:57,209 --> 01:37:58,107
不拿是吧
1340
01:37:58,417 --> 01:38:01,227
看见没有，小刀，扎人特别疼
1341
01:38:01,251 --> 01:38:02,775
扎…
1342
01:38:03,667 --> 01:38:04,941
贼疼贼疼的
1343
01:38:05,792 --> 01:38:07,487
把值钱的东西拿出来，快点
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