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Previously on Lucifer...
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So, we're still good
to be roomies, right?
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What are you talking about, roomies?
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We shook on it.
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You shall remain right here,
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on Earth, amongst the creatures
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you so despise.
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Existing in this punishment
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allows me to be closer to my family.
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You made a deal to return Mom to Hell.
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In exchange, Chloe's life was spared.
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You still haven't delivered
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on your end of the bargain.
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If you're so concerned,
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why don't you just fly Mum back to Hell?
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AMENADIEL: Because I can't!
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(yelling)
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What if Dad decides to...
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take back his side of the deal?
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("Time Is on My Side" by the
Rolling Stones playing)
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♪ Time is on my side ♪
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♪ Yes, it is ♪
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♪ Time is on my side ♪
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♪ Yes, it is ♪
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♪ Now, you always say ♪
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♪ That you want to be free ♪
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♪ But you'll come running back ♪
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♪ Like I said you would, baby ♪
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♪ You'll come running back ♪
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♪ Spend the rest of my
life with you, baby ♪
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♪ You'll come running back... ♪
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(yells)
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Son of a biscuit!
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Dylan!
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Dylan...
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How many times have I told you
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to pick up that stupid skateboard!
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I am not your maid!
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God, why the hell is
your panties in a bunch?
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Don't you talk to me like that!
You are grounded, young man!
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- I'm going camping with Tyler!
- No, you're not.
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Go to your room! Grounded!
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(yells)
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Don't waste food!
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Get out of here! You're ruining my life!
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No, no. Not through there,
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- the dog's in there!
- (barking)
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♪ Time, time, time is on my side ♪
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(tires screeching)
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♪ Yes, it is ♪
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(horn blaring)
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♪ Time, time, time is on my side. ♪
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CHLOE: It was a random car crash.
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- Are you certain?
- Yes.
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But you didn't see anything
strange or out of the ordinary?
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Like I told you at the hospital
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and several times before that, no.
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What's going on with you?
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(sighs) Well, there's a miniscule,
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albeit highly unlikely,
chance that your car accident
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was a result of my father
trying to send me a message.
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Lucifer, it was a freak accident.
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A dog ran into the middle of the road.
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You had nothing to do with it.
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Right. Okay.
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Well, you're about to be in
another disastrous wreck
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that is avoidable.
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- What?
- Living with Maze.
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Potential for sexy pillow
fights notwithstanding,
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you and Maze are like
snow pants and elephants.
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- You don't mix.
- Maze and I
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have become friends.
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Sort of.
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And I think it's gonna be fine.
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Oh, really?
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- With a short adjustment period.
- Mm.
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- (phone ringing)
- Yeah. What is that?
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Decker.
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Yeah, what's the address?
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TRIXIE: Hi, Lucifer.
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Ah, um, toys.
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- In there. Go.
- Yes.
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- Thank you.
- Can you read this
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- to me, Mommy?
- (sighs)
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No, Monkey.
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I just got a new case. You
have to get to school.
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And besides, that's your bedtime story.
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I'll read that to you tonight.
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No, read it to me now!
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This... best birth control in the world.
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CHLOE: Come here.
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What's going on, kiddo?
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Landa says your job's really dangerous.
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That cops get hurt all the time.
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I don't want you to get hurt.
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Oh, baby.
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The car accident was just that...
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an accident.
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And Mommy's job can be dangerous,
but I'm really careful, okay?
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I'm not gonna get hurt.
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I love you, Mom.
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Oh, I love you so much.
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I love you.
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Oh, no, actually, this
is better birth control.
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(groans)
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♪ ♪
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CHLOE: Hey, Ella.
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Hey.
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All right, any I.D. on the victim?
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Uh, yep.
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- His name is...
- It's Wesley Cabot!
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What? How do you know that?
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How do I know th...
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Star of the Body Bags movies.
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Eighth-degree black belt.
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Absolute icon in the action genre.
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I adore his work.
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It's just a bunch of people
pretending to punch each other.
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(scoffs) It's much more
than that, Detective.
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It's a chance to escape
your reality for a moment.
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Some people need that.
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Also, ninjas and tons of nudity
in the first three, so...
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He had a drug problem, right?
Well, only if you consider
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ingesting millions of dollars'
worth of cocaine a problem.
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I call it a Tuesday.
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But, apparently, it's frowned upon.
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Yeah, so no studios
would hire him anymore.
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Hmm.
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No wonder he resorted to
teaching karate in Hollywood.
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Yeah.
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CHLOE: Looks like he was living here.
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And I thought I fell a long way.
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ELLA: Okay, so body temp's
cooled five degrees.
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That pegs time of death around 7:00 a.m.
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Doesn't look like there's
any money missing.
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No forced entry.
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It's not a robbery.
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What's the cause of death?
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ELLA: Dude was hit with a...
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"nunchuck statue"?
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That's a first for me.
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"The Golden Nunchuck Award for
Best Fight Sequence, 1998."
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So, you think the award
came from the box?
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Yep. It's got all of
Wesley's Body Bags 4 swag.
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Memorabilia, contracts.
Once I get all this
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back to the precinct,
I'll see what I can find.
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For the Insta.
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No!
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- No?
- Nope.
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- Not cool.
- Uh...
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Oh, hold on.
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I know who the killer must be.
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Who?
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The dreaded ninja Ozaki, from
Body Bags 6: Tokyo Fire.
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I mean, who else would get
the jump on Wesley Cabot?
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(sighs) I will avenge you.
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Who found the body?
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A kid.
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Said he saw a Hummer driving away.
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- Here you go.
- Hmm?
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I'll see if he saw a plate.
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Hey, Lucifer.
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Yes?
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- So I was wondering...
- Okay,
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all right, but, uh, we'll
need to be discreet about it,
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'cause the detective hates it
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when I mix business with pleasure.
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The, uh, bed in there
looks a little skanky,
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but I'm up for it if you are.
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Uh, wow.
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- Okay. Yeah.
- (chuckles)
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- Okay.
- I mean, no!
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- Oh.
- I was just wondering,
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why do you like this
Wesley Cabot guy so much?
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Well, he rips men's hearts out,
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wipes out entire villages,
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never says thank you,
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and he's applauded for it.
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Oh, him... as opposed to you.
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That's right, because you're the
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(whispering): son of God.
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- Exactly.
- (clicks tongue)
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- Yes.
- I get it.
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I mean, Stanislavksy would
be very proud of you.
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Okay, for the last time,
I am not a method actor.
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So method of you to say.
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Damn, you are good.
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Hey, can you cry on cue?
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Sorry, excuse me.
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(horn honking)
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MAN: Hello, brother.
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LUCIFER: Ah.
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Uriel!
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I thought it was you.
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Welcome to Earth.
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Clearly, I got the fashion
sense in the family.
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Word of advice: I'd
lose the trench coat,
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'cause as it stands,
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it's less cool, brooding angel,
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more sort of "pedophile chic."
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- One joke down. One to go.
- (chuckles)
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Why can't you take anything
seriously, Lucifer?
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What do they say?
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Laugh like no one's listening?
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Dance like you're
standing on the corpses
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of your enemies?
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And there's the other.
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Predictable as ever.
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What do you want, Uriel?
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I came to you tell you
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that you have 24 hours.
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I'll bite. 24 hours or what?
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Either return here with Mom,
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or I'll finish what I started
with your detective.
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The car accident.
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You made a deal with Dad.
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Time to pay up. So...
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bring Mom to me,
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or I'll take back what Dad gave you.
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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Uriel is here?
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Pleasant aroma and all.
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And he's after Chloe?
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MAZE: No.
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He's after Chloe
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or that classy bitch you call "Mom."
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You made a deal with Daddy.
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Time to pay up.
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- (scoffs)
- Uriel can come after
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celestial beings like us, yes,
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but angels aren't
allowed to kill humans.
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- Chloe should be safe.
- Yes,
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but remember, dear brother,
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that Uriel can play with patterns.
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He makes a butterfly flap its wings
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and a housewife gets chlamydia.
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Or Chloe gets into a seemingly
accidental car wreck.
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Correct, for ten points.
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Well, too bad there isn't an easy way
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to make this all go away.
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Oh, wait, there is.
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Send your mom back to Hell.
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- (chuckles)
- A solution
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which you
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will, no doubt, avoid.
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Well, worry not, my
little sex thug, because
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Uriel won't be a problem.
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We have a nuclear weapon.
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What's that?
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You.
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Well, Uriel doesn't know that
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we're working together on this.
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We all know he won't listen to me.
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But he will if it's someone
from the home team.
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So, you will go and convince him
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that he needs to go back.
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Or, you know, just punch
him in his smug face.
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Dealer's choice.
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(chuckling)
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God, it's nice
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having a super powerful angel
on your side, isn't it?
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Good luck with that.
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CHLOE: Huh.
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00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,394
Saved your life.
265
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,312
(chuckling): Maybe. You never know.
266
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,397
What are you talking about?
267
00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,398
Well, it appears
268
00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,616
that I was correct this morning.
269
00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:30,402
You are being targeted by cosmic forces.
270
00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,453
But fear not,
271
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,737
it's all being dealt with.
272
00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:33,789
And I'm here.
273
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,707
CHLOE: Now...
274
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,075
what is with everyone
275
00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:38,410
and this car accident? I'm fine.
276
00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,628
No, I'm afraid that you're not.
277
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,379
And so, for the next day or so,
278
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,582
I'm gonna need you to be unpredictable.
279
00:09:43,634 --> 00:09:45,217
Whatever you'd normally
do, just, you know...
280
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,918
ah, ah... do the opposite.
281
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,170
Too bad.
282
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,921
I was totally gonna have
sex with you today.
283
00:09:49,973 --> 00:09:52,390
Really?
284
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,227
Oh. Well played, Detective. (chuckles)
285
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,596
Yes, but until the threat has passed,
286
00:09:57,648 --> 00:09:58,814
just to be safe,
287
00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,098
I won't be leaving your side.
288
00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:01,733
So just think of me
289
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,485
as your Guardian Devil.
290
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,270
(softly): Okay.
291
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,271
Guys, Wesley Cabot's dead.
292
00:10:06,323 --> 00:10:07,439
I can't believe it.
293
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,990
Oh, God. Not you, too.
294
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,276
Oh, man. Body Bags 1 through 6.
295
00:10:11,328 --> 00:10:13,111
First in line. I mean,
I even skipped out
296
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:15,413
on some of our wedding planning
to see Body Bags 6. Remember?
297
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,832
That was the big emergency?
298
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,783
It was totally worth it.
It was a great movie.
299
00:10:18,836 --> 00:10:20,452
Yes, it was. Better catch
phrase, wasn't it?
300
00:10:20,504 --> 00:10:21,786
BOTH: "Not on my watch."
301
00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:22,787
(both chuckling)
302
00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:24,206
Maybe I should get a catch phrase.
303
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,124
You don't need a catch phrase. And you.
304
00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:28,126
Do you have anything
constructive to add?
305
00:10:28,178 --> 00:10:30,795
Uh, yep. Yep, I do.
306
00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,465
The boy who, uh, found the body
307
00:10:33,517 --> 00:10:35,967
remembered the first three plate
numbers of the getaway car.
308
00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,435
13 matches.
309
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,854
13. That's a lot of legwork.
310
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,472
Jamie Lee Adrienne.
311
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,107
The, uh, the Playmate?
312
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,275
- The ex-party girl?
- Yeah.
313
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,726
What does she have to
do with Wesley Cabot?
314
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,978
She's his ex-wife. They met
on the set of Body Bags 4.
315
00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:48,780
Apparently, Jamie and
Wesley's divorce proceedings
316
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,282
were very contentious.
317
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,651
Maybe she went to "renegotiate."
318
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,202
(Lucifer and Dan chuckling)
319
00:10:54,288 --> 00:10:55,787
By "renegotiate", I mean kill him.
320
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,656
- Yeah.
- Uh...
321
00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:00,041
Yeah.
322
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,713
I can't believe Wesley's really gone.
323
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,665
When was the last time you saw Mr.
Cabot?
324
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,885
Um... a few weeks ago.
325
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:10,886
Maybe.
326
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,254
Interesting.
327
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,056
Then can you explain why a
witness said that they saw you
328
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,342
speeding away from Wesley's
dojo this morning?
329
00:11:17,394 --> 00:11:20,896
Welcome to Devil Time.
330
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,514
- What are you doing?
- Trying out my new catch phrase.
331
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,765
"Welcome to Devil Time"?
332
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,183
- What the hell does that mean?
- She knows what it means.
333
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,568
I have no idea what that means.
334
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,070
- Oh.
- Okay, yeah. I...
335
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,739
I was at the dojo this morning.
336
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,691
But it's not what you think.
337
00:11:32,743 --> 00:11:35,026
I went because of this...
338
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,411
WESLEY (on voice mail):
My life is destroyed.
339
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,079
And it all started with Body Bags 4.
340
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,331
Call me back.
341
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,950
What "started with Body Bags 4"?
342
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,201
I have no idea.
343
00:11:43,253 --> 00:11:45,003
That's why I went to go see see Wesley.
344
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,706
But he was already dead and...
345
00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:50,041
I panicked and then I ran...
346
00:11:50,093 --> 00:11:51,376
But I swear
347
00:11:51,428 --> 00:11:52,761
I would've never hurt Wesley.
348
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:56,047
Even though we were divorced,
I really cared about him.
349
00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:57,882
Where were you at 7:00 a.m.
this morning?
350
00:11:57,935 --> 00:11:59,551
With Raphael.
351
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,769
My Pilates instructor.
352
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,221
And how does the Weaponizer
feel about all this?
353
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,807
(whispering): Who the
hell is the Weaponizer?
354
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,776
He's a character played
by Kimo Van Zandt,
355
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,311
Wesley's co-star
356
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,863
and her current husband.
357
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,282
So you used to be married
to an action star,
358
00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:16,234
only to divorce him and marry
359
00:12:16,286 --> 00:12:18,119
another action star?
360
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,038
Yeah. It was the '90s.
361
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,456
We did a lot of coke.
362
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,074
Well, how did your current husband feel
363
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,409
about you visiting your ex?
364
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,460
Oh, that's easy.
365
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,128
Kimo and Wesley hated each other.
366
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,246
Long-standing feud.
367
00:12:28,298 --> 00:12:29,798
God only knows what Kimo would've done
368
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,249
if he knew I went to see him.
369
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:32,751
Where was Kimo this morning?
370
00:12:32,803 --> 00:12:36,171
Uh, at ActionCon in Reno.
371
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,555
Signing autographs.
372
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,057
WESLEY: Where's my money, partner?
373
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,476
I will end you!
374
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,645
Without Body Bags 4,
you are nothing, man!
375
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,564
How does Body Bags 4
figure into all this?
376
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,401
Well, Wesley, our victim, uh,
377
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,353
was the hero of the Body Bags franchise.
378
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,487
Ooh, and in Body Bags 4,
379
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,905
newcomer Kimo Van Zandt appeared.
380
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,607
He played this shady CIA operative,
381
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,941
who acted as Wesley's foil
382
00:12:56,994 --> 00:12:58,443
and his eventual ambiguous ally, but...
383
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,412
Then Kimo's character got
spun off into his own,
384
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,164
more successful franchise,
The Weaponizer.
385
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,116
Personal fave: Weaponizer
4: The Last Arsenal.
386
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,252
- So good, right?
- At the end, with the whole...
387
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,170
- (both imitate explosion)
- Okay, I so regret asking you guys this.
388
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,007
Although, you're oddly adorable.
389
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,292
So, it seems like Kimo has always
390
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:15,427
had it out for Wesley.
391
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,962
Stole his wife, stole
his film franchise.
392
00:13:18,015 --> 00:13:19,798
So maybe he really did "end"
it for him once and for all.
393
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,016
But Kimo was in Reno.
394
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,884
At ActionCon.
395
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,520
But that convention happens
the last week in August.
396
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,605
- How do you know that?
- My mom used to go to it every year.
397
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,940
- So Jamie's lying.
- Or Kimo's lying to her.
398
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,692
Either way, we gotta find him.
399
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,811
- I'll put out a BOLO.
- Okay.
400
00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:35,780
MOM: Please, hold on. Um...
401
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:39,651
Again, I apologize that the
children were late for school.
402
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,037
And, yes, I understand
403
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:45,790
that pants need to be
worn every day, now.
404
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,627
(sighs)
405
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,629
(whimpers)
406
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,333
Ooh!
407
00:13:55,385 --> 00:13:57,669
Rough day?
408
00:13:57,721 --> 00:13:58,837
Oh...
409
00:13:58,889 --> 00:14:01,222
Since returning to my
employment, I have found
410
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:04,476
the number of daily tasks to
be almost insurmountable.
411
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,678
But hey...
412
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:09,013
at least you're not here
to take me back to Hell.
413
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:16,020
You are here to take me back to Hell?
414
00:14:16,073 --> 00:14:18,073
No, Mom, I'm not. I'm just...
415
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,408
Listen, I was just wondering
if your being here
416
00:14:20,494 --> 00:14:22,694
is just postponing the inevitable.
417
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:26,364
I mean, at some point...
418
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:29,250
other siblings will come
down here looking for you.
419
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,202
And I'll convince them to let me stay,
420
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,921
just like I did you and Lucifer.
421
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,540
You were gone for a
really long time, Mom.
422
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,211
You might not know your children
as well as you think you do.
423
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,882
You may be right.
424
00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:46,768
But, at least for now,
425
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,303
I have you and Lucifer.
426
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,055
My brave boys.
427
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,192
So if I'm here on Earth
428
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,694
for two more years...
429
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,614
or two hours...
430
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,784
I will take every moment that I can get.
431
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,127
("Turn It On Again" by Max
Boogie Overdrive playing)
432
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,081
♪ Little wine, little gin... ♪
433
00:15:17,134 --> 00:15:19,834
CHLOE: Yeah, the tip said
that we'd find Kimo here.
434
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,586
I guess we have to just sit tight.
435
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,089
Where did that sandwich come from?
436
00:15:25,142 --> 00:15:27,425
The patrol guys give them to
us when we're on stakeouts.
437
00:15:27,477 --> 00:15:28,476
I'm starving.
438
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,229
What the hell?
439
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,898
What part of "opposite
day" don't you understand?
440
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,267
It was a random car accident.
441
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,602
(chuckles)
442
00:15:37,654 --> 00:15:39,103
Well, let's agree... that you're wrong.
443
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,438
What is with you?
444
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,690
Why are you suddenly so
concerned for my well-being?
445
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:45,743
(door opens)
446
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,946
Oh, m...
447
00:15:47,998 --> 00:15:48,947
Kimo Van Zandt.
448
00:15:48,999 --> 00:15:50,665
In the flesh. Here we go.
449
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,834
(car lock beeps)
450
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,252
What the hell?
451
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,286
(grunts)
452
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,171
CHLOE: LAPD!
453
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,789
On the ground, now!
454
00:15:57,841 --> 00:16:00,792
On the ground.
455
00:16:00,844 --> 00:16:02,377
You. Over there.
456
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,346
♪ Turn it on... ♪
457
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,132
HIPSTER: Dude, no way!
458
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,435
The Weaponizer just tried to jump me?
459
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,469
♪ Turn it on. ♪
460
00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:12,720
(hipster laughing)
461
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,643
Why did you attack the
guy in the parking lot?
462
00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:23,996
I swear, I wasn't going
463
00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:25,437
- to hurt him.
- Was he a terrorist
464
00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:27,238
about to plant a bomb?
465
00:16:27,274 --> 00:16:29,324
Leader of a murderous cult, perhaps?
466
00:16:29,409 --> 00:16:30,742
He must be someone really evil
467
00:16:30,777 --> 00:16:32,577
for the Weaponizer to get involved.
468
00:16:32,613 --> 00:16:34,446
He's just some guy
469
00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:36,247
in trouble with the Mob.
470
00:16:36,283 --> 00:16:37,832
So they've got his family
471
00:16:37,918 --> 00:16:40,085
and they're forcing him
to kill the president.
472
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,454
No. He's got gambling debts.
473
00:16:42,539 --> 00:16:43,788
H-Hold on.
474
00:16:43,874 --> 00:16:46,341
So you, former A-list, B-list actor,
475
00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:48,343
you're now breaking legs for the Mob?
476
00:16:48,428 --> 00:16:50,512
It's to pay the bills.
477
00:16:50,597 --> 00:16:52,464
I'm broke.
478
00:16:52,516 --> 00:16:54,966
(chuckling): Oh, come now.
479
00:16:55,018 --> 00:16:56,468
Look at me.
480
00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:58,970
You're the Weaponizer.
481
00:16:59,056 --> 00:17:03,024
What is it your badass-kicking
self truly desires, hmm?
482
00:17:04,061 --> 00:17:06,478
For my wife to be happy.
483
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:09,197
That's why I've been
willing to take any job.
484
00:17:09,282 --> 00:17:11,316
So she won't find out.
485
00:17:11,401 --> 00:17:14,653
She's my...
486
00:17:14,738 --> 00:17:16,538
lighthouse.
487
00:17:17,574 --> 00:17:19,491
What happened to you, man?
488
00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:21,159
Your lighthouse?
489
00:17:21,244 --> 00:17:22,794
- Pathetic.
- (sighs)
490
00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:24,462
Was killing Wesley Cabot
491
00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:26,965
another case of leg-breaking
gone awry or what?
492
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,299
No!
493
00:17:28,335 --> 00:17:29,668
I-I'd never hurt Wesley.
494
00:17:29,753 --> 00:17:31,169
- We were friends.
- Huh.
495
00:17:31,221 --> 00:17:32,837
- Could've fooled me.
- We had a public rivalry,
496
00:17:32,889 --> 00:17:35,173
but-but it was just for business.
497
00:17:35,258 --> 00:17:37,676
(scoffs) In reality,
we share everything.
498
00:17:37,728 --> 00:17:38,633
The same managers, agents, lawyers...
499
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,572
- Wives?
- I'm not proud
500
00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:44,349
of how it went down with
Jamie, but we fell in love.
501
00:17:44,401 --> 00:17:46,484
And Wesley forgave me.
502
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,020
We even kept our friendship
secret from Jamie
503
00:17:49,072 --> 00:17:50,238
so it wouldn't be weird.
504
00:17:50,323 --> 00:17:52,157
Then where were you this
morning at 7:00 a.m.?
505
00:17:52,192 --> 00:17:54,359
We know it wasn't ActionCon. I was
506
00:17:54,444 --> 00:17:58,029
signing stuff at a small
comic book store.
507
00:17:58,115 --> 00:18:00,999
I lied to Jamie because I
don't want her to know
508
00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:02,250
how bad it's gotten.
509
00:18:02,335 --> 00:18:03,918
Detective.
510
00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:05,920
Yeah.
511
00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:08,673
You should look at this.
512
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:10,091
(sighs)
513
00:18:10,177 --> 00:18:12,877
Your prints were on the murder weapon.
514
00:18:12,929 --> 00:18:14,596
Kimo Van Zandt, you're under arrest
515
00:18:14,681 --> 00:18:16,431
for the murder of Wesley Cabot.
516
00:18:16,516 --> 00:18:19,050
N-No. No!
517
00:18:19,136 --> 00:18:21,553
No!
518
00:18:21,605 --> 00:18:23,438
♪ ♪
519
00:18:25,892 --> 00:18:28,293
LUCIFER: I don't think he did it.
520
00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:29,894
Why? 'Cause he's the Weaponizer?
521
00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:31,896
The Weaponizer once bit a man's ear off
522
00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:33,898
for looking at him funny...
this puddle of whine
523
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,867
doesn't have it in him anymore.
He breaks legs
524
00:18:35,902 --> 00:18:38,119
- for the Mob.
- Yes, but he's not a killer.
525
00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:40,538
All he cares about is his
well-preserved wife.
526
00:18:40,574 --> 00:18:42,707
Maybe he can get a jury to buy that.
I don't.
527
00:18:42,743 --> 00:18:44,709
And, personally, I'm happy
the judge set his bail
528
00:18:44,745 --> 00:18:45,710
at half a million.
529
00:18:45,746 --> 00:18:47,545
Now Dan has time to check his alibi,
530
00:18:47,581 --> 00:18:50,081
- and...
- (indistinct chatter)
531
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,584
I thought he was broke.
532
00:18:52,669 --> 00:18:53,968
Oh, I paid his bail.
533
00:18:54,054 --> 00:18:55,920
Even in this woeful, pathetic state,
534
00:18:56,006 --> 00:18:57,922
the Weaponizer does not
spend one minute in jail.
535
00:18:58,008 --> 00:18:59,140
"Not on my watch."
536
00:18:59,226 --> 00:19:00,975
(chuckles) See what I
did there, with the...
537
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:03,094
I literally don't know what
to say to you right now.
538
00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:04,429
(chuckles) Mr. Morningstar.
539
00:19:04,514 --> 00:19:06,431
- Yes.
- Uh, Ryan Goldburg,
540
00:19:06,516 --> 00:19:08,600
uh, Kimo's business manager.
541
00:19:08,685 --> 00:19:10,935
I wanted to thank you
for making his bail.
542
00:19:11,013 --> 00:19:13,306
Uh, you know, Kimo sure as
hell couldn't pay it himself.
543
00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:16,157
Oh, it's the least I could do
for a true national treasure.
544
00:19:16,243 --> 00:19:18,359
CHLOE: So, for someone with so
many hit movies under their belt,
545
00:19:18,445 --> 00:19:19,611
why is he so broke?
546
00:19:19,696 --> 00:19:22,113
Exotic cars. Private islands.
547
00:19:22,165 --> 00:19:24,115
You know what costs more
than an albino tiger?
548
00:19:25,168 --> 00:19:26,835
The upkeep on an albino tiger.
549
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,169
He blew through his money.
550
00:19:28,255 --> 00:19:29,204
Didn't listen.
551
00:19:29,289 --> 00:19:31,122
And now there's no more coming in.
552
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,458
- Thanks again.
- Yes.
553
00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:35,126
Such a tragedy.
554
00:19:35,212 --> 00:19:37,345
Well, it's always a tragedy
when someone gets killed.
555
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:39,130
No, I'm talking about his tiger.
556
00:19:39,216 --> 00:19:41,015
I would have bought it if I'd known.
557
00:19:42,469 --> 00:19:45,887
Why isn't Dan checking the alibi?
558
00:19:45,972 --> 00:19:47,639
Dan...
559
00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:51,109
(siren wailing in distance)
560
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,317
I want to talk about Uriel.
561
00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:00,819
Well, what's there to talk about?
562
00:20:00,904 --> 00:20:02,821
Punch, taunt, punch, groin stomp.
Repeat.
563
00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:04,656
Yeah, listen, Luci, I've been thinking,
564
00:20:04,741 --> 00:20:07,492
there might be a better way to
handle this without violence.
565
00:20:07,544 --> 00:20:08,607
What, like hugging him back to Heaven?
566
00:20:08,632 --> 00:20:11,045
Like hiding Mom. Hiding Chloe.
567
00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:11,996
And wait Uriel out.
568
00:20:12,021 --> 00:20:14,499
- What?
- Look, just because he told us his plan
569
00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:16,334
doesn't mean that's his plan.
570
00:20:16,419 --> 00:20:17,502
It's Uriel.
571
00:20:18,672 --> 00:20:20,004
It could be a trap.
572
00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:23,224
Brother, you've been here too long.
573
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:25,009
It's changed you.
574
00:20:25,095 --> 00:20:28,313
- What do you mean?
- Meaning that ever since
575
00:20:28,348 --> 00:20:30,231
you've been here, you've
had to restrain yourself.
576
00:20:30,317 --> 00:20:33,518
But this is Uriel. You're you.
577
00:20:33,603 --> 00:20:36,070
Amenadiel. Firstborn.
578
00:20:36,156 --> 00:20:37,772
Unleash yourself.
579
00:20:37,858 --> 00:20:39,824
Enjoy it.
580
00:20:41,361 --> 00:20:42,911
(sighs)
581
00:20:42,996 --> 00:20:45,530
Look, you do know that he
was always afraid of you.
582
00:20:45,582 --> 00:20:47,761
- Don't mock me, Lucifer.
- I'm not. It's true.
583
00:20:47,786 --> 00:20:49,569
All right? Growing up, we...
584
00:20:50,036 --> 00:20:52,453
well, we all looked up to you.
585
00:20:52,539 --> 00:20:55,506
You were like our very own action star.
586
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,425
Even you?
587
00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:58,626
Well, don't get me wrong. You were
588
00:20:58,712 --> 00:21:00,378
a major power-hungry dick about it.
589
00:21:00,463 --> 00:21:02,881
But trust me.
590
00:21:02,966 --> 00:21:07,051
Just the sight of you will send
quivers down Uriel's spine.
591
00:21:09,055 --> 00:21:10,688
You're right.
592
00:21:10,724 --> 00:21:12,857
All he needs to see is me
593
00:21:12,893 --> 00:21:14,692
in all of my glory.
594
00:21:14,728 --> 00:21:18,112
And there's that angelic
ego I'm talking about.
595
00:21:18,198 --> 00:21:19,731
Right.
596
00:21:19,783 --> 00:21:22,150
You know what to do.
597
00:21:22,235 --> 00:21:24,235
♪ ♪
598
00:21:31,461 --> 00:21:33,461
AMENADIEL: Uriel.
599
00:21:36,216 --> 00:21:37,715
Amenadiel.
600
00:21:39,219 --> 00:21:41,135
It's good to see you, little brother.
601
00:21:41,221 --> 00:21:44,589
You're a welcome sight for sore eyes.
602
00:21:44,641 --> 00:21:46,891
- I am?
- Of course you are.
603
00:21:46,927 --> 00:21:49,060
(sighs)
604
00:21:49,095 --> 00:21:52,263
But, Uri, you must go home.
605
00:21:52,349 --> 00:21:54,565
I really do have
everything under control.
606
00:21:54,601 --> 00:21:56,150
Are you sure?
607
00:21:56,236 --> 00:21:59,821
Lucifer's still on Earth.
Now Mom's here, too.
608
00:21:59,906 --> 00:22:02,440
Uh... It almost looks like
you're in over your head.
609
00:22:02,525 --> 00:22:04,826
But don't worry.
610
00:22:04,911 --> 00:22:06,995
I'm here to help.
611
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,781
Yeah.
612
00:22:09,866 --> 00:22:12,784
You really think I need your help?
613
00:22:12,836 --> 00:22:14,285
You.
614
00:22:14,337 --> 00:22:17,338
Pathetic, small Uriel.
615
00:22:17,424 --> 00:22:20,291
Not the eldest son.
616
00:22:20,343 --> 00:22:22,126
Not the young rebel.
617
00:22:22,178 --> 00:22:25,463
But an angel buried somewhere
deep in the middle.
618
00:22:25,548 --> 00:22:27,598
Lost in the crowd
619
00:22:27,634 --> 00:22:28,716
- of your betters.
- That is not...
620
00:22:28,802 --> 00:22:31,185
If God wants something done,
621
00:22:31,271 --> 00:22:34,522
he sends me, Uri.
622
00:22:35,642 --> 00:22:38,142
Me.
623
00:22:38,194 --> 00:22:40,611
Not you.
624
00:22:40,647 --> 00:22:42,730
I am Amenadiel.
625
00:22:42,816 --> 00:22:44,148
The fury
626
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,283
and the righteousness of our father.
627
00:22:45,318 --> 00:22:48,653
And you, little brother,
are standing in my way.
628
00:22:48,705 --> 00:22:51,956
Okay. You're right.
629
00:22:51,992 --> 00:22:53,992
I'm sorry.
630
00:22:55,295 --> 00:22:57,295
I'll return home.
631
00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:03,718
You know what? Something's bothering me.
632
00:23:05,472 --> 00:23:06,838
I knew it.
633
00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,840
"Fury of God"
634
00:23:08,892 --> 00:23:10,508
doesn't usually talk so much.
635
00:23:10,593 --> 00:23:12,226
More a man of action.
636
00:23:12,312 --> 00:23:15,313
Amenadiel, at full strength, I
could never beat this easily.
637
00:23:15,348 --> 00:23:17,231
Something's happened to you.
638
00:23:19,235 --> 00:23:21,352
- (grunts)
- I saw this coming, you know.
639
00:23:21,438 --> 00:23:22,520
I mean, not this exactly,
640
00:23:22,605 --> 00:23:24,772
because patterns are never that precise,
641
00:23:24,858 --> 00:23:26,024
but your pride
642
00:23:26,076 --> 00:23:28,276
was always gonna be your undoing.
643
00:23:28,361 --> 00:23:30,078
After all, the bigger they are...
644
00:23:30,163 --> 00:23:34,449
Well, I think even you can
guess what comes next.
645
00:23:39,456 --> 00:23:41,956
I'm glad you came instead of Lucifer.
646
00:23:43,676 --> 00:23:45,710
And I've waited so long for this.
647
00:23:45,795 --> 00:23:47,795
Forgive me if I enjoy it.
648
00:23:47,881 --> 00:23:49,213
♪ ♪
649
00:23:54,748 --> 00:23:57,528
- So did Kimo's alibi check out?
- Uh, yeah.
650
00:23:57,553 --> 00:23:59,754
Yeah. According to the owner
of the comic book store,
651
00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:01,422
Kimo was there all morning,
signing merchandise.
652
00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:04,508
So you had to confiscate all
these toys just to tell me that?
653
00:24:04,594 --> 00:24:07,395
Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's a visual aid.
654
00:24:07,430 --> 00:24:08,055
Right.
655
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,954
Look, those dolls, they're
selling like hotcakes.
656
00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:11,766
The owner said that ever
since Body Bags started
657
00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,601
streaming on Netflix, he
can't keep them in stock.
658
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,603
And that relates to the murder how?
659
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,238
Well, at the scene,
660
00:24:17,273 --> 00:24:20,274
Wesley was going over all of
his old Body Bags 4 stuff.
661
00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:22,109
Mm-hmm. Including his old contract,
662
00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:23,611
says he's entitled to one percent
663
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:25,362
of all merchandising revenue.
It's not much.
664
00:24:25,448 --> 00:24:28,089
So I had the studio send over
a copy of their contract.
665
00:24:28,114 --> 00:24:29,500
- Mm-hmm.
- Look at that.
666
00:24:29,585 --> 00:24:31,419
Says Wesley should be
getting ten percent.
667
00:24:31,454 --> 00:24:33,954
Yeah. I also took a look at
Kimo Van Zandt's contract.
668
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,790
Same thing happened to him.
669
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,125
Kimo and Wesley shared everything.
Wives, agents...
670
00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:39,260
business managers.
671
00:24:39,295 --> 00:24:40,928
- Ryan Goldburg.
- Ryan Goldburg.
672
00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:42,763
Wesley figured out Ryan's
scam, confronted him,
673
00:24:42,799 --> 00:24:44,765
and then Ryan killed
him to keep him quiet.
674
00:24:44,801 --> 00:24:46,300
Yeah. But how did he get Kimo's prints
675
00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:48,302
on the murder weapon so
that he could frame him?
676
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:49,303
I'm gonna ask him.
677
00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:50,554
All right. You coming?
678
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,106
No, no. You got this covered.
679
00:24:52,141 --> 00:24:53,691
What? You've been attached to me all day
680
00:24:53,776 --> 00:24:55,693
and now that we may have
figured out who killed Wesley,
681
00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:56,382
you're just leaving?
682
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:58,219
Yes. Well, by now, the threat
to you should've passed.
683
00:24:58,281 --> 00:25:00,614
But just in case, I've some
family business to attend to.
684
00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:01,615
All right?
685
00:25:01,651 --> 00:25:03,651
Fine. I'll go alone.
686
00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:09,990
It's like, get a room already, right?
687
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,325
What?
688
00:25:12,328 --> 00:25:13,661
Too soon?
689
00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:16,330
Sorry.
690
00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:18,632
So, um... how-how's the...
the case going?
691
00:25:18,668 --> 00:25:19,834
It's fine.
692
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,136
Yeah, it looks like the
money manager did it.
693
00:25:22,171 --> 00:25:24,221
Tried to frame Kimo Van Zandt.
694
00:25:24,307 --> 00:25:25,556
Don't know how yet.
695
00:25:25,641 --> 00:25:28,592
Man, killed by your own weird award.
696
00:25:28,678 --> 00:25:30,478
That's gotta suck.
697
00:25:30,513 --> 00:25:32,480
It was actually... (chuckles)
698
00:25:32,515 --> 00:25:34,849
It was really, really
touching when they got it.
699
00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:38,519
When they got it.
700
00:25:38,604 --> 00:25:40,404
There were two awards.
701
00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:42,239
Thanks. What are you talking about?
702
00:25:42,325 --> 00:25:43,440
There were two awards,
703
00:25:43,526 --> 00:25:44,825
because a fight takes two people.
704
00:25:44,861 --> 00:25:46,527
One of the awards was given to Wesley...
705
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:48,195
- And one to Kimo.
- Someone must've
706
00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,446
switched out his award for Wesley's.
707
00:25:49,532 --> 00:25:51,165
That's why Kimo's prints were on it.
708
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,199
Jamie Lee Adrienne was at the dojo.
709
00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:53,868
Maybe she had access to Kimo's award.
710
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:55,169
Maybe she's working with Ryan.
711
00:25:55,204 --> 00:25:56,337
- Okay, you find Jamie,
- (elevator bell dings)
712
00:25:56,372 --> 00:25:57,755
I'll get the business manager.
His office said
713
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,790
he's having lunch at the Ignacia Hotel.
714
00:26:02,712 --> 00:26:05,095
Ah! Right, let me just make myself comfy
715
00:26:05,181 --> 00:26:07,598
because I cannot wait
716
00:26:07,683 --> 00:26:10,217
to hear how you sent Urinal packing.
717
00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:13,053
(chuckles) And please
do not skimp on any
718
00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:14,889
of the gory details.
719
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,560
MAZE: This would never have happened
720
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,729
if you'd listened to me earlier.
721
00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:27,568
(scoffs) How is this possible, brother?
722
00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:32,907
I no longer have my powers.
723
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,326
Well, what happened to them?
Oh, I don't know, Luci,
724
00:26:35,411 --> 00:26:36,577
pick a sin.
725
00:26:36,662 --> 00:26:38,913
Is it because I released
a damned soul from Hell?
726
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:41,749
Slept with a demon? Is it
because I'm working with you?
727
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,584
Or because of Mom?
728
00:26:45,338 --> 00:26:48,756
Or am I simply no longer worthy?
729
00:26:50,092 --> 00:26:51,425
(sniffles)
730
00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:54,511
It's time that I faced
the truth, brother.
731
00:26:56,566 --> 00:26:59,266
I've fallen.
732
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,356
Well.
733
00:27:05,441 --> 00:27:07,608
Welcome to the club.
Meetings are on Tuesdays.
734
00:27:07,693 --> 00:27:09,860
It's different for me, Luci.
735
00:27:09,946 --> 00:27:11,362
It's different.
736
00:27:11,447 --> 00:27:13,747
I no longer have my powers.
737
00:27:13,783 --> 00:27:15,199
My very strength...
738
00:27:15,284 --> 00:27:16,667
Big deal!
739
00:27:16,752 --> 00:27:19,620
It's probably the best thing
that ever happened to you.
740
00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:22,590
But right now I haven't got
time to hold your hand,
741
00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:24,959
because I need to clear up your mess!
742
00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:27,127
- My mess?
- Uriel's still out there.
743
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:28,712
And the clock is up...
744
00:27:28,798 --> 00:27:31,298
which means the detective
is in grave danger.
745
00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:39,556
♪ It's a state of mind ♪
746
00:27:39,642 --> 00:27:41,475
♪ It's a state of grace ♪
747
00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:43,644
♪ Close your eyes ♪
748
00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:45,279
♪ Drift away ♪
749
00:27:45,314 --> 00:27:47,364
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
750
00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:50,734
♪ Everybody needs a little ♪
751
00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,570
♪ California ♪
752
00:27:53,656 --> 00:27:56,457
♪ I can be your California ♪
753
00:27:56,492 --> 00:27:57,958
(horn honking)
754
00:27:57,994 --> 00:27:59,660
Are you serious?
755
00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:03,464
What? You wear the orange vest,
you can do whatever you want?!
756
00:28:03,499 --> 00:28:04,882
♪ ♪
757
00:28:04,967 --> 00:28:07,468
♪ You can visit but you cannot stay ♪
758
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:12,306
♪ Well, I could be
your California baby ♪
759
00:28:12,341 --> 00:28:16,343
♪ And we could be a flawed paradise ♪
760
00:28:16,429 --> 00:28:19,229
♪ Nothing perfect lasts forever ♪
761
00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:23,183
♪ But, baby, wouldn't that be nice ♪
762
00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:24,351
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
763
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:25,519
♪ Ooh ♪
764
00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:27,404
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
765
00:28:27,490 --> 00:28:29,606
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
766
00:28:29,692 --> 00:28:31,191
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪
767
00:28:36,059 --> 00:28:38,526
- (barking) WOMAN: Stop it!
- Why are you barking now?
768
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:39,800
What is wrong with you?
769
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:42,090
- (continues barking)
- Oh! I am your mother!
770
00:28:43,645 --> 00:28:47,184
- Sort of.
- Did you make one of them your pet?
771
00:28:47,215 --> 00:28:48,882
I figured out the husband,
772
00:28:48,967 --> 00:28:50,383
then it was the job,
773
00:28:50,469 --> 00:28:52,135
now it's the children.
774
00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:54,137
(exhales): This is
supposed to be a time out
775
00:28:54,222 --> 00:28:56,640
(barking continues) to
teach you a lesson!
776
00:28:56,725 --> 00:28:59,059
I don't think that's how time outs work.
777
00:28:59,144 --> 00:29:01,444
(barking)
778
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,146
(deep growl)
779
00:29:03,231 --> 00:29:04,948
Mommy, I'm sorry.
780
00:29:07,986 --> 00:29:10,654
Maybe you're not so bad after all.
781
00:29:10,739 --> 00:29:11,905
We need to talk.
782
00:29:14,876 --> 00:29:17,410
♪ Baby, please believe me ♪
783
00:29:19,214 --> 00:29:20,664
♪ I can't be tempted ♪
784
00:29:20,716 --> 00:29:23,416
♪ No more ♪
785
00:29:23,502 --> 00:29:24,834
♪ I got it out of ♪
786
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,970
- ♪ The system... ♪
- What?
787
00:29:28,256 --> 00:29:29,339
Detective Decker.
788
00:29:29,391 --> 00:29:30,724
What are you doing here?
789
00:29:30,809 --> 00:29:32,592
I could ask you two the same thing.
790
00:29:32,678 --> 00:29:34,427
Uh, we're just having
a business meeting.
791
00:29:34,513 --> 00:29:35,595
- Yeah.
- Mm.
792
00:29:35,681 --> 00:29:37,097
You make out with all your clients?
793
00:29:37,182 --> 00:29:38,732
What's the occasion? You celebrating
794
00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:41,851
the successful theft of Wesley
and Kimo's merchandising money?
795
00:29:41,937 --> 00:29:44,404
I would never steal from my clients.
796
00:29:44,489 --> 00:29:46,940
Oh, you are clever, Ryan.
797
00:29:47,025 --> 00:29:49,025
- What is she talking about, Ryan?
- What I'm talking about
798
00:29:49,111 --> 00:29:50,410
is how Wesley realized
799
00:29:50,495 --> 00:29:52,862
his action figures were
selling like hotcakes,
800
00:29:52,914 --> 00:29:54,531
did some investigating,
801
00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,333
and saw that he was getting robbed.
802
00:29:56,368 --> 00:29:58,084
- I think you should go.
- Unfortunately for Wesley,
803
00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:00,453
he shared his concerns
about his business manager
804
00:30:00,539 --> 00:30:03,373
with his ex-wife, who happened
to be sleeping with him.
805
00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:05,375
And that voice mail
that you played for us,
806
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,677
that's what started this, and
that's what got him killed.
807
00:30:10,215 --> 00:30:11,348
He did it!
808
00:30:11,383 --> 00:30:12,432
He's the one
809
00:30:12,517 --> 00:30:13,883
- who killed Wesley!
- What?!
810
00:30:13,969 --> 00:30:15,218
No, it was her idea!
811
00:30:15,270 --> 00:30:17,103
It was her idea to switch
out the Nunchuck Award,
812
00:30:17,189 --> 00:30:18,104
cover it in blood...
813
00:30:18,190 --> 00:30:18,938
Don't shoot!
814
00:30:19,024 --> 00:30:20,807
KIMO: You stole from me,
815
00:30:20,892 --> 00:30:21,941
killed Wesley,
816
00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:24,694
then you tried to frame me for it?!
817
00:30:24,730 --> 00:30:27,447
- Kimo...
- I cared about both of you!
818
00:30:28,483 --> 00:30:29,366
(screams) No, please!
819
00:30:29,401 --> 00:30:30,533
Kimo...
820
00:30:30,569 --> 00:30:32,202
put the gun down. Please.
821
00:30:32,237 --> 00:30:34,120
They murdered Wesley.
822
00:30:34,206 --> 00:30:36,956
And they will pay for
that, I promise you.
823
00:30:37,042 --> 00:30:40,160
But don't let them ruin your
life, too, Kimo. Please.
824
00:30:40,245 --> 00:30:41,411
My life is already ruined.
825
00:30:41,496 --> 00:30:42,662
Get out of the way.
826
00:30:42,748 --> 00:30:43,713
No. I'll shoot you!
827
00:30:43,749 --> 00:30:44,964
I don't care anymore!
828
00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:46,216
LUCIFER: Kimo!
829
00:30:46,251 --> 00:30:48,418
CHLOE: Lucifer, stay back.
830
00:30:48,503 --> 00:30:49,669
Guys, stand down.
831
00:30:49,755 --> 00:30:51,671
Detective, you don't know
what you're up against.
832
00:30:51,757 --> 00:30:53,923
This was engineered to
put you in harm's way.
833
00:30:54,009 --> 00:30:55,842
You must believe me.
834
00:30:55,927 --> 00:30:56,926
Lucifer,
835
00:30:57,012 --> 00:30:59,979
I know exactly what I'm up against.
836
00:31:00,065 --> 00:31:01,765
It's just a man...
837
00:31:01,850 --> 00:31:03,817
who's in a lot of pain.
838
00:31:07,906 --> 00:31:10,774
Kimo, a couple days ago
839
00:31:10,859 --> 00:31:13,777
I was in a really bad car accident.
840
00:31:13,829 --> 00:31:16,196
And I've spent the last few days
841
00:31:16,281 --> 00:31:18,581
trying to convince everybody
that cares about me
842
00:31:18,617 --> 00:31:20,500
that it wasn't a big deal.
843
00:31:20,585 --> 00:31:22,585
The truth is...
844
00:31:22,621 --> 00:31:25,004
I'm terrified.
845
00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:28,291
I'm scared of how it can all just end...
846
00:31:28,343 --> 00:31:29,793
with no rhyme or reason.
847
00:31:29,878 --> 00:31:32,095
And what I want to do right now
848
00:31:32,130 --> 00:31:34,130
is just go home
849
00:31:34,216 --> 00:31:36,349
and read a bedtime story to my daughter.
850
00:31:36,435 --> 00:31:40,470
But... you know... that's
not up to me, either.
851
00:31:40,555 --> 00:31:43,807
We can't control what happens to us,
852
00:31:43,892 --> 00:31:47,310
only how it affects us
and the choices we make.
853
00:31:48,313 --> 00:31:50,447
So, please.
854
00:31:50,482 --> 00:31:53,783
Make the right choice, Kimo.
855
00:31:53,819 --> 00:31:55,819
Please put down the gun.
856
00:32:04,463 --> 00:32:06,463
(sirens wailing)
857
00:32:07,749 --> 00:32:08,748
(exhales)
858
00:32:08,834 --> 00:32:11,417
(whispering): Thank you.
859
00:32:14,055 --> 00:32:16,089
Well, well done, Detective.
860
00:32:16,174 --> 00:32:17,841
Kimo was about to do a very bad thing.
861
00:32:17,926 --> 00:32:19,976
Oh, well, not on my watch.
862
00:32:20,011 --> 00:32:23,096
(chuckles) Very good.
863
00:32:23,181 --> 00:32:25,014
Let me escort you back to the station.
864
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:27,934
No... I'm-I'm okay.
865
00:32:28,019 --> 00:32:30,904
You know, I don't believe in fate.
866
00:32:30,989 --> 00:32:33,490
And I don't believe in bad luck.
867
00:32:33,525 --> 00:32:37,660
And I appreciate your
concern, but come what may.
868
00:32:37,696 --> 00:32:40,663
I am leaving here... alone.
869
00:32:40,699 --> 00:32:43,249
Very well.
870
00:32:43,335 --> 00:32:46,703
But just... buckle up,
Detective, please.
871
00:32:46,755 --> 00:32:48,171
(sighs)
872
00:32:48,206 --> 00:32:49,873
Right. Now, if you'll excuse me.
873
00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:53,259
There's something I need to deal with.
874
00:32:53,345 --> 00:32:55,378
♪ Don't you feel ♪
875
00:32:55,463 --> 00:32:58,665
♪ How I call your name ♪
876
00:33:00,685 --> 00:33:04,404
♪ Calm you with my hand ♪
877
00:33:04,472 --> 00:33:08,441
♪ While you're in the shade ♪
878
00:33:08,527 --> 00:33:10,560
♪ I can't move. ♪
879
00:33:10,612 --> 00:33:11,694
Lucifer.
880
00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:13,813
Mum.
881
00:33:13,899 --> 00:33:16,399
I'm letting Uriel take me back to Hell.
882
00:33:16,484 --> 00:33:17,700
(scoffs)
883
00:33:17,736 --> 00:33:20,236
Well, there's no need
to overreact, Mother.
884
00:33:20,322 --> 00:33:22,121
MAZE: Let her go.
885
00:33:22,207 --> 00:33:24,407
It's the right move.
886
00:33:24,459 --> 00:33:26,075
Right. Of course.
887
00:33:26,127 --> 00:33:27,410
Remind me at some point
to give you a refresher
888
00:33:27,495 --> 00:33:28,745
on the meaning of loyalty.
889
00:33:28,830 --> 00:33:31,381
MAZE: It's what's best for everyone.
890
00:33:31,416 --> 00:33:34,751
She goes back to Hell,
where she belongs;
891
00:33:34,803 --> 00:33:36,386
Chloe is safe,
892
00:33:36,421 --> 00:33:39,589
and I don't have to clean
up your mess anymore.
893
00:33:39,674 --> 00:33:43,760
More importantly, you
get to keep your word.
894
00:33:43,845 --> 00:33:45,144
I am keeping my word.
895
00:33:45,230 --> 00:33:47,764
You're serving out your
sentence here on Earth.
896
00:33:47,849 --> 00:33:49,265
You know that's not what
your Father wanted.
897
00:33:49,351 --> 00:33:50,600
Do I?!
898
00:33:50,685 --> 00:33:53,736
Everyone thinks they know what He wants.
899
00:33:53,772 --> 00:33:57,273
Amenadiel did when he first
got here, now Uriel does.
900
00:33:57,359 --> 00:34:00,076
Human wars have been
waged because of it.
901
00:34:00,111 --> 00:34:02,195
Dad showed me
902
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,197
an open door.
903
00:34:04,282 --> 00:34:06,249
Does that mean I was meant
to take you back to Hell
904
00:34:06,284 --> 00:34:08,835
or was he insinuating that
Hell was getting drafty?
905
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,203
Nobody bloody knows,
906
00:34:10,288 --> 00:34:13,206
because the selfish bastard
won't just tell us!
907
00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:16,292
And I'm sick of it.
908
00:34:16,344 --> 00:34:17,877
No more.
909
00:34:18,964 --> 00:34:20,880
No more.
910
00:34:20,966 --> 00:34:24,350
There's my Lightbringer.
911
00:34:24,436 --> 00:34:26,436
My Morningstar.
912
00:34:29,224 --> 00:34:32,442
Uriel was so small when he was a child.
913
00:34:32,477 --> 00:34:35,778
All he ever wanted was to play
with you and the older kids.
914
00:34:35,814 --> 00:34:37,447
But you all excluded him.
915
00:34:37,482 --> 00:34:38,648
Yes.
916
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,700
And every time he came back,
917
00:34:40,785 --> 00:34:42,652
pestering us again.
918
00:34:42,737 --> 00:34:44,621
Which is strange,
919
00:34:44,656 --> 00:34:46,706
considering he knew what
the outcome would be.
920
00:34:46,791 --> 00:34:50,493
That's how much he wanted
to be around you, Lucifer.
921
00:34:50,578 --> 00:34:53,329
Uriel is a stubborn boy.
922
00:34:53,381 --> 00:34:55,048
When he sets his mind,
923
00:34:55,133 --> 00:34:57,750
it doesn't waver.
924
00:34:57,836 --> 00:35:00,136
He's not going to give up until he has
925
00:35:00,171 --> 00:35:02,138
either me or that detective.
926
00:35:02,173 --> 00:35:03,923
Mum...
927
00:35:04,009 --> 00:35:06,509
I refuse to believe that.
928
00:35:06,561 --> 00:35:09,145
There is always another way.
929
00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:13,399
If anyone can find it, it's you.
930
00:35:14,686 --> 00:35:16,653
♪ 2,000 years I've ♪
931
00:35:16,688 --> 00:35:19,522
♪ Been in that water ♪
932
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,078
♪ 2,000 years ♪
933
00:35:25,163 --> 00:35:28,197
♪ Sunk like a stone ♪
934
00:35:30,168 --> 00:35:33,036
♪ Desperately reaching for nets ♪
935
00:35:33,121 --> 00:35:36,372
♪ That the fishermen have thrown ♪
936
00:35:38,510 --> 00:35:40,093
♪ I'm trying to find ♪
937
00:35:40,178 --> 00:35:42,929
♪ A little bit of hope ♪
938
00:35:45,767 --> 00:35:47,767
For a brief moment,
939
00:35:47,852 --> 00:35:51,554
the pattern faltered.
940
00:35:51,606 --> 00:35:54,107
I thought it meant you'd
actually bring Mom.
941
00:35:54,192 --> 00:35:56,893
That somehow, you'd surprise me.
'Cause for once in my life,
942
00:35:56,978 --> 00:35:58,945
I'd like to be surprised, but no.
943
00:35:59,030 --> 00:36:01,731
No, here you are.
944
00:36:06,071 --> 00:36:09,072
Are you done hiding behind
our big brother's skirt?
945
00:36:09,157 --> 00:36:10,623
(short chuckle)
946
00:36:10,709 --> 00:36:12,375
Yes, it's just me now.
947
00:36:13,175 --> 00:36:15,476
Big, bad Lucifer.
948
00:36:20,489 --> 00:36:22,589
We've already had this
fight before, Lucifer.
949
00:36:24,211 --> 00:36:25,992
Right here.
950
00:36:26,032 --> 00:36:27,383
You see, in my head,
951
00:36:27,532 --> 00:36:29,509
I've seen everything you do.
952
00:36:29,544 --> 00:36:31,878
I've heard every dumb
quip you have to say.
953
00:36:31,963 --> 00:36:33,179
Right, let me guess...
954
00:36:33,214 --> 00:36:34,881
in your version, I deliver Mom to you,
955
00:36:34,966 --> 00:36:38,217
apologizing, tears
streaming down my face.
956
00:36:38,303 --> 00:36:39,886
Actually, no. In my version,
957
00:36:39,938 --> 00:36:41,604
you refuse to give Mom up
958
00:36:41,689 --> 00:36:44,023
and your human friend dies.
959
00:36:44,058 --> 00:36:45,525
Yes, you've tried that twice now.
960
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,809
Not much luck.
961
00:36:46,895 --> 00:36:49,061
Maybe you're not as good
at this as you thought.
962
00:36:49,113 --> 00:36:51,147
Maybe I'm building up to a big finale.
963
00:36:52,817 --> 00:36:54,734
All right.
964
00:36:54,786 --> 00:36:56,819
Uriel...
965
00:36:56,905 --> 00:36:59,405
you don't know what Dad wants.
966
00:36:59,491 --> 00:37:01,290
None of us do.
967
00:37:01,376 --> 00:37:03,576
- So I think...
- You're right.
968
00:37:03,628 --> 00:37:06,412
I don't know what Dad wants.
None of us do.
969
00:37:06,498 --> 00:37:08,714
Right.
970
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:10,883
Great, well, I'm glad we had this talk.
971
00:37:10,919 --> 00:37:13,085
I'll see you at the next family reunion.
972
00:37:13,171 --> 00:37:14,420
I'll buy the first round.
973
00:37:14,506 --> 00:37:16,506
But I do know what he needs.
974
00:37:18,259 --> 00:37:20,092
Mom's out. It's only a matter of time
975
00:37:20,178 --> 00:37:21,844
before she finds her way back to Heaven,
976
00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:23,596
and then he'll forgive her.
977
00:37:23,681 --> 00:37:26,098
- He would never do that.
- Why not? You did.
978
00:37:26,184 --> 00:37:28,267
She's been here, like, what...
three minutes?
979
00:37:28,353 --> 00:37:29,685
Now you're already defending her.
980
00:37:29,771 --> 00:37:31,687
Dad'll do the same thing.
981
00:37:31,773 --> 00:37:33,523
He'll let His guard down.
982
00:37:33,608 --> 00:37:35,608
And then she'll destroy Him.
983
00:37:38,363 --> 00:37:40,780
I need to make sure that doesn't happen.
984
00:37:42,116 --> 00:37:44,200
That's Azrael's Blade.
985
00:37:44,285 --> 00:37:45,785
How do you have it?
986
00:37:45,837 --> 00:37:47,453
I borrowed it off the Angel of Death
987
00:37:47,505 --> 00:37:48,838
when she wasn't looking.
988
00:37:48,923 --> 00:37:51,290
You're not planning on
taking Mom back to Hell.
989
00:37:51,376 --> 00:37:54,293
That weapon will wipe her
out of existence entirely.
990
00:37:54,379 --> 00:37:56,212
No Heaven, no Hell, just...
991
00:37:57,849 --> 00:37:58,965
just gone.
992
00:37:59,050 --> 00:38:00,800
Finally, a moment of clarity between us.
993
00:38:00,885 --> 00:38:03,553
You've gone completely insane, brother.
994
00:38:03,638 --> 00:38:05,471
I'm doing what has to be done,
995
00:38:05,523 --> 00:38:07,106
and you've run out of time.
996
00:38:07,141 --> 00:38:09,642
See, I don't care about
your deal with Dad.
997
00:38:09,727 --> 00:38:12,028
I don't care about what
happens to your little human.
998
00:38:12,113 --> 00:38:13,813
But it's obvious you care for her
999
00:38:13,865 --> 00:38:16,315
a tad more than you do Mom.
1000
00:38:16,401 --> 00:38:19,318
Now, all I need to do
1001
00:38:19,404 --> 00:38:22,371
is hit this one little key right here.
1002
00:38:22,457 --> 00:38:25,458
A sequence will begin,
and two days from now...
1003
00:38:25,493 --> 00:38:28,160
your cute little human will finally die.
1004
00:38:28,212 --> 00:38:31,881
So, Lucifer,
1005
00:38:31,966 --> 00:38:34,333
you can either let that happen
1006
00:38:34,419 --> 00:38:36,218
or you can give me Mom.
1007
00:38:36,304 --> 00:38:38,304
Last chance.
1008
00:38:39,891 --> 00:38:41,891
You choose.
1009
00:38:44,012 --> 00:38:45,261
Very well.
1010
00:38:48,399 --> 00:38:51,567
Well, you didn't see
that coming, did you?
1011
00:38:51,653 --> 00:38:52,985
Eh?
1012
00:38:55,156 --> 00:38:57,823
Actually, I did see it coming.
1013
00:38:57,859 --> 00:39:00,242
(grunting)
1014
00:39:03,114 --> 00:39:06,198
I mean, I knew you were gonna attack.
1015
00:39:06,284 --> 00:39:08,034
I just wasn't sure how.
1016
00:39:15,426 --> 00:39:16,876
Patterns are tricky like that.
1017
00:39:16,928 --> 00:39:19,095
Takes time to get a real sense of them.
1018
00:39:21,549 --> 00:39:23,215
I needed to study you a bit.
1019
00:39:25,853 --> 00:39:28,020
Took much less time than I expected.
1020
00:39:28,056 --> 00:39:30,723
Aah!
1021
00:39:49,827 --> 00:39:51,494
You're lucky I'd never
1022
00:39:51,579 --> 00:39:53,913
use Azrael's Blade on you, brother.
1023
00:39:58,469 --> 00:40:00,753
Why don't you pick on a girl?
1024
00:40:00,838 --> 00:40:02,054
But I have no qualms
1025
00:40:02,090 --> 00:40:05,257
about using it on a filthy,
scum-sucking demon.
1026
00:40:22,777 --> 00:40:24,860
You haven't disappointed, Mazikeen.
1027
00:40:24,946 --> 00:40:26,946
Your patterns were tough to see.
1028
00:40:30,952 --> 00:40:31,951
Aah!
1029
00:40:34,672 --> 00:40:37,673
But still predictable nonetheless.
1030
00:40:49,687 --> 00:40:51,971
Because you made it so difficult,
1031
00:40:52,056 --> 00:40:55,558
now I'm gonna take out
Mom and the detective.
1032
00:40:56,944 --> 00:40:58,444
You can't stop me, brother.
1033
00:41:05,036 --> 00:41:06,869
I didn't see that coming.
1034
00:41:11,459 --> 00:41:13,459
(whispers)
1035
00:41:20,084 --> 00:41:22,334
What did he say?
1036
00:41:24,088 --> 00:41:26,806
I... I couldn't understand.
1037
00:41:26,841 --> 00:41:29,341
Prick got what he deserved.
1038
00:41:34,649 --> 00:41:36,649
He was my brother.
1039
00:41:44,108 --> 00:41:47,026
♪ When, when, when ♪
1040
00:41:47,078 --> 00:41:49,912
♪ Will we meet ♪
1041
00:41:51,582 --> 00:41:54,033
♪ When I'm outside the station ♪
1042
00:41:54,085 --> 00:41:56,035
CHLOE: "As the first stars came out,
1043
00:41:56,087 --> 00:41:58,621
"Coraline finally allowed
herself to drift into sleep.
1044
00:41:58,706 --> 00:42:01,373
"While the gentle upstairs
music of the mouse circus
1045
00:42:01,425 --> 00:42:03,709
"spilled out onto the warm evening air,
1046
00:42:03,795 --> 00:42:07,763
telling the world that the
summer was almost done."
1047
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,599
Read it again.
1048
00:42:10,685 --> 00:42:13,135
You want me to read it again?
1049
00:42:13,221 --> 00:42:15,554
Okay, baby.
1050
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,223
"Coraline discovered the door
1051
00:42:17,275 --> 00:42:19,558
"a little while after they
moved into the house...
1052
00:42:19,644 --> 00:42:21,644
♪ Will I run ♪
1053
00:42:28,736 --> 00:42:30,369
What happened?
1054
00:42:30,404 --> 00:42:33,405
♪ The branches from the tree ♪
1055
00:42:35,877 --> 00:42:38,911
♪ For me, for me ♪
1056
00:42:38,996 --> 00:42:41,881
♪ For me ♪
1057
00:42:41,916 --> 00:42:43,549
Where's Uriel?
1058
00:42:43,584 --> 00:42:46,585
♪ The old life is over ♪
1059
00:42:50,308 --> 00:42:52,424
Oh...
1060
00:42:52,510 --> 00:42:54,176
(gasps)
1061
00:42:55,189 --> 00:42:57,406
What have I done?
1062
00:42:57,538 --> 00:43:00,017
No... No, no, no.
1063
00:43:00,072 --> 00:43:03,736
♪ When, when, when ♪
1064
00:43:03,771 --> 00:43:07,406
♪ Will we meet ♪
1065
00:43:07,441 --> 00:43:11,277
♪ Will you turn round and face me ♪
1066
00:43:11,362 --> 00:43:14,136
♪ The old life is over ♪
1067
00:43:16,286 --> 00:43:19,231
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- www.addic7ed.com -
1068
00:43:19,337 --> 00:43:22,171
♪ The old life is over. ♪
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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