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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:05,145 - Hey, Judy. Have you ever noticed... - Hmm? 2 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,775 ...that my plate is different from the others? 3 00:00:07,809 --> 00:00:08,842 Uh, that's because 4 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:10,708 the original four came together. 5 00:00:10,741 --> 00:00:12,573 You know, a complete set. 6 00:00:14,112 --> 00:00:15,877 Mom, I just ran into your internist, 7 00:00:15,912 --> 00:00:17,509 Dr. Thomas, on the street. 8 00:00:17,543 --> 00:00:20,374 Oh. I just had an appointment with him last week. 9 00:00:20,409 --> 00:00:22,374 He said he retired five years ago. 10 00:00:22,406 --> 00:00:25,703 - Well, now I've been caught in a lie. - Hmm. 11 00:00:25,738 --> 00:00:29,103 Wait a minute. You haven't been to the doctor in five years? 12 00:00:29,136 --> 00:00:30,834 I don't like doctors. 13 00:00:30,869 --> 00:00:32,102 I am a doctor. 14 00:00:32,136 --> 00:00:35,367 Well, for you, I try to make an exception. 15 00:00:35,399 --> 00:00:38,429 Okay. I am going to pull some strings and get you 16 00:00:38,465 --> 00:00:41,363 an appointment with the best internist in the city. 17 00:00:41,395 --> 00:00:42,792 Fine. I'll go. 18 00:00:42,828 --> 00:00:45,093 Great. And because I know you have no intention of going, 19 00:00:45,127 --> 00:00:46,458 I will be taking you. 20 00:00:46,493 --> 00:00:47,789 Okay. 21 00:00:47,825 --> 00:00:49,757 Kids, I have an exciting announcement. 22 00:00:49,791 --> 00:00:52,489 After working full-time for 40 years, 23 00:00:52,521 --> 00:00:56,119 I've finally decided to scale back at the office. 24 00:00:56,154 --> 00:00:59,486 That's right. From now on, your father has Fridays free. 25 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:00,811 All right, Dad. 26 00:01:00,836 --> 00:01:01,929 - Good for you. - Good for you, Harry. 27 00:01:01,954 --> 00:01:04,116 That's so great, Dad. You and Mom can go see matinees, 28 00:01:04,149 --> 00:01:06,648 have long lunches, take walks in the park. 29 00:01:06,672 --> 00:01:09,369 Oh, no, no, no. We learned a long time ago 30 00:01:09,413 --> 00:01:11,511 that our relationship works best 31 00:01:11,544 --> 00:01:13,575 when Mommy gets a little time away from me. 32 00:01:13,610 --> 00:01:14,843 Keeps things fresh. 33 00:01:14,877 --> 00:01:17,973 Kept things very fresh this morning. 34 00:01:18,006 --> 00:01:19,571 - Ugh, God. - Why? 35 00:01:19,607 --> 00:01:21,005 Oh, careful, Eve. You don't want 36 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,005 to break your special plate. 37 00:01:23,038 --> 00:01:24,104 So, Dad, tomorrow's 38 00:01:24,137 --> 00:01:26,569 your first free Friday. What are you gonna do with it? 39 00:01:26,601 --> 00:01:28,666 Well, I thought I'd spend it with you, if you're free. 40 00:01:28,702 --> 00:01:30,867 Is Josh free? 41 00:01:32,566 --> 00:01:33,898 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought... 42 00:01:33,932 --> 00:01:35,663 I thought you were making a joke, Dad. 43 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,461 Hey, hey, hey. Just 'cause I'm an actor 44 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:39,362 with a flexible schedule, doesn't mean I'm free. 45 00:01:39,395 --> 00:01:41,327 - Are you? - Yes. 46 00:01:42,527 --> 00:01:44,826 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 47 00:01:44,859 --> 00:01:47,690 ♪ Come on, won't you take me home? ♪ 48 00:01:47,714 --> 00:01:49,329 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 49 00:01:56,822 --> 00:01:58,453 Okay, Mom. I pulled some strings. 50 00:01:58,487 --> 00:02:00,953 I got you an appointment 10:00 Monday morning 51 00:02:00,978 --> 00:02:03,940 with the top internist in the city, Dr. David Starnes. 52 00:02:03,987 --> 00:02:05,818 I don't like him. 53 00:02:05,853 --> 00:02:07,485 You don't know him. 54 00:02:07,517 --> 00:02:09,483 I don't like doctors. 55 00:02:09,517 --> 00:02:11,282 I am still a doctor. 56 00:02:11,315 --> 00:02:13,547 And like him or not, 57 00:02:13,581 --> 00:02:15,212 you haven't had a physical in five years; we're going. 58 00:02:16,545 --> 00:02:18,582 What a first day off. 59 00:02:18,607 --> 00:02:20,943 I haven't been to Coney Island in forever. 60 00:02:20,978 --> 00:02:25,175 Who knew we could ride the Cyclone that many times? 61 00:02:25,207 --> 00:02:27,105 Who knew we'd want to? 62 00:02:27,144 --> 00:02:28,871 Harry, that thing is not staying here. 63 00:02:28,904 --> 00:02:30,469 Oh, I'm gonna give it to Wyatt. 64 00:02:30,504 --> 00:02:31,868 Oh, good. We'll give it to him together, 65 00:02:31,903 --> 00:02:33,602 that way he'll think it's from both of us. 66 00:02:33,636 --> 00:02:35,635 Thanks again for today, Joshie. 67 00:02:35,669 --> 00:02:37,534 It was the best. 68 00:02:38,083 --> 00:02:39,698 Aw. 69 00:02:39,733 --> 00:02:41,464 It was the worst. 70 00:02:41,497 --> 00:02:43,428 - All right. - We were supposed to have 71 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,895 a quick lunch at the diner downstairs. 72 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:47,629 Six hours later, we've been to all five boroughs. 73 00:02:47,654 --> 00:02:49,454 You know what doesn't go over well in the Bronx? 74 00:02:49,488 --> 00:02:51,954 Two grown men walking around with a giant stuffed bear. 75 00:02:52,063 --> 00:02:53,730 Well, at least it's over. 76 00:02:53,763 --> 00:02:55,561 Oh, it's not over; it's just beginning, 77 00:02:55,594 --> 00:02:57,759 because Dad wants to hang out every Friday. 78 00:02:57,792 --> 00:02:59,658 Yeah. He called us "Friday Buddies." 79 00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:02,423 - I mean, I have a life. - Ha. Good one. 80 00:03:02,923 --> 00:03:04,287 Look, just be honest. 81 00:03:04,312 --> 00:03:05,688 Tell him you don't want to hang out. 82 00:03:05,723 --> 00:03:07,386 I can't. I don't want to hurt his feelings. 83 00:03:07,422 --> 00:03:09,621 I just have to find something for him to do every Friday, 84 00:03:09,654 --> 00:03:12,153 like a hobby or a 6,000-piece puzzle. 85 00:03:12,185 --> 00:03:13,450 Well, I'd tell him the truth. 86 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,749 He can take it; he's a big boy. 87 00:03:14,834 --> 00:03:16,904 I couldn't give him up. 88 00:03:22,438 --> 00:03:23,903 Oh, Andrew, thank God. 89 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:25,836 I am so sorry, David. I got word in the waiting room 90 00:03:25,868 --> 00:03:27,599 my mother's not being a very good patient. 91 00:03:27,634 --> 00:03:28,899 She won't let me take her blood. 92 00:03:28,934 --> 00:03:30,765 And she hissed at me. 93 00:03:30,799 --> 00:03:33,795 I don't care for your tone or your cold hands. 94 00:03:33,831 --> 00:03:36,762 You know what? I'm gonna give you two a minute. 95 00:03:36,795 --> 00:03:38,660 I'm gonna go call my mother and thank her 96 00:03:38,694 --> 00:03:40,459 for living in Arizona. 97 00:03:42,426 --> 00:03:44,502 What? Don't look at me like that. 98 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:46,488 I'm not comfortable with a complete stranger 99 00:03:46,523 --> 00:03:48,205 sticking a needle in me. 100 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:49,653 Okay. Would it make you feel better 101 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,553 if your son drew your blood? 102 00:03:51,587 --> 00:03:53,552 Which son? 103 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:56,517 I was thinking the one that went to medical school. 104 00:03:58,248 --> 00:04:00,128 Ugh. God. 105 00:04:00,515 --> 00:04:02,814 When did you become so scared of a little blood draw? 106 00:04:02,848 --> 00:04:04,646 It's not that. 107 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:05,777 What is it? 108 00:04:05,811 --> 00:04:07,742 It's Suzanne Baker. 109 00:04:07,777 --> 00:04:09,242 Who is Suzanne Baker? 110 00:04:09,277 --> 00:04:11,609 Suzanne Baker was... 111 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,640 the picture of health. 112 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:15,605 Then she went in for a routine checkup 113 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,838 and six months later, kaput. 114 00:04:17,872 --> 00:04:20,603 Okay. Well, I'm sorry about your friend, but... 115 00:04:20,637 --> 00:04:22,768 No. She wasn't my friend, she was a miserable drunk 116 00:04:22,802 --> 00:04:24,867 who once hit on your father, but... 117 00:04:24,901 --> 00:04:27,299 she was a cautionary tale. 118 00:04:27,331 --> 00:04:29,730 You know, you get to a certain age and... 119 00:04:29,764 --> 00:04:31,896 Look, if something really is wrong, 120 00:04:31,930 --> 00:04:33,561 I don't want to know, okay? 121 00:04:33,595 --> 00:04:36,793 Mom, if something is wrong, we need to know. 122 00:04:36,828 --> 00:04:38,593 - You think something's wrong?! - No. 123 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:41,213 No, I don't. 124 00:04:41,423 --> 00:04:43,188 Look, Mom, 125 00:04:43,223 --> 00:04:45,522 when I was little and scared of getting a shot, 126 00:04:45,555 --> 00:04:49,585 you told me your love is so big, 127 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:52,383 it would protect me from all my fears. 128 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,850 I was a wonderful mother. 129 00:04:56,882 --> 00:04:58,513 Well, now it's my turn. 130 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,513 Mom. 131 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:04,877 My love is so big, it will protect you 132 00:05:05,262 --> 00:05:07,175 from all your fears. 133 00:05:07,324 --> 00:05:10,355 Oh, Andrew. 134 00:05:10,848 --> 00:05:13,511 That's not gonna cut it. What else ya got? 135 00:05:14,011 --> 00:05:16,270 I'll tell you what I got... 136 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,601 your blood. 137 00:05:18,636 --> 00:05:22,015 Wait a minute. Did you just emotionally manipulate me 138 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,798 to get what you want? 139 00:05:23,831 --> 00:05:25,163 Sure did. 140 00:05:25,197 --> 00:05:27,496 That's my son. 141 00:05:32,727 --> 00:05:35,558 Hey, next Friday, I thought 142 00:05:35,593 --> 00:05:37,458 we could go ice-skating, and then we could 143 00:05:37,492 --> 00:05:39,136 - kill some time and then... - Actually, Dad, 144 00:05:39,161 --> 00:05:41,257 I think you should use your Fridays to explore 145 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:43,756 any interests you may not have had time for in the past. 146 00:05:43,788 --> 00:05:47,252 Well, we could take a pottery or a cooking class, 147 00:05:47,285 --> 00:05:50,083 and then we could make the pots that we put the food in. 148 00:05:50,119 --> 00:05:52,217 Yeah. Yeah, sure, but I was thinking more 149 00:05:52,249 --> 00:05:54,115 of an individual passion, you know? 150 00:05:54,148 --> 00:05:56,213 What's something that you've always wanted to do? 151 00:05:56,247 --> 00:05:57,778 Nothing comes to mind. 152 00:05:57,812 --> 00:05:59,309 Okay, well, let's think about it. 153 00:05:59,345 --> 00:06:00,743 I mean, you could find your passion 154 00:06:00,778 --> 00:06:02,475 in the most unexpected ways. 155 00:06:02,511 --> 00:06:04,802 Like, for me, you remember in high school, 156 00:06:04,827 --> 00:06:06,919 I needed an elective and everything was full 157 00:06:06,944 --> 00:06:08,782 except drama, and then, bam, 158 00:06:08,807 --> 00:06:10,439 I discovered I loved acting. 159 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:13,535 - Okay, I'll do that. - Do what? 160 00:06:13,571 --> 00:06:16,134 Be an actor. Sounds fun. 161 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,500 Oh, no, no, no. That was just a personal example from my life. 162 00:06:18,533 --> 00:06:20,432 Well, I'm in. 163 00:06:20,468 --> 00:06:23,994 Everyone says that you get your acting talent from me. 164 00:06:24,064 --> 00:06:26,761 You're the apple and I'm the tree. 165 00:06:26,979 --> 00:06:28,544 Okay, sure. 166 00:06:28,569 --> 00:06:30,966 I mean, acting is something you can do on Fridays. 167 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,425 How does it work? 168 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,757 I mean, should you set up a meeting with your agent? 169 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:36,822 How about you start with an acting class? 170 00:06:36,857 --> 00:06:38,355 Great idea. 171 00:06:38,389 --> 00:06:40,821 Fasten your seat belts, because Harry Roberts 172 00:06:40,853 --> 00:06:43,651 is landing in a theater near you. 173 00:06:43,685 --> 00:06:45,350 Acting and stewarding. 174 00:06:45,386 --> 00:06:47,451 I just combined two of my passions. 175 00:06:47,483 --> 00:06:49,648 All right. Great. 176 00:06:52,124 --> 00:06:54,079 Hey, Mom. 177 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,511 I brought you some ice cream and your favorite cookies. 178 00:06:56,545 --> 00:06:59,475 Why? Did my test results come back? What's wrong? 179 00:07:00,413 --> 00:07:02,485 Can't a son come home in the middle of the day 180 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:03,750 for dessert with his mother? 181 00:07:03,775 --> 00:07:06,370 Not unless he's my other son who has less to do. 182 00:07:07,455 --> 00:07:08,821 All right. 183 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,336 Get it over with. Tell me. 184 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:11,801 Everything is fine. 185 00:07:11,836 --> 00:07:13,953 Oh, thank God. 186 00:07:13,978 --> 00:07:15,686 But there was one blood test 187 00:07:15,719 --> 00:07:16,835 that came back slightly elevated. 188 00:07:16,868 --> 00:07:18,866 Okay. There it is. It's happening. 189 00:07:18,891 --> 00:07:21,689 It's just your potassium levels. 190 00:07:21,723 --> 00:07:23,288 They're slightly high, which could have been caused 191 00:07:23,324 --> 00:07:24,510 by any number of reasons, 192 00:07:24,535 --> 00:07:26,181 including how the blood was drawn. 193 00:07:26,206 --> 00:07:28,344 Oh, see? I knew that doctor was an idiot. 194 00:07:28,409 --> 00:07:29,751 I was that doctor. 195 00:07:29,776 --> 00:07:31,474 Oh. 196 00:07:31,506 --> 00:07:33,022 Anyway, we just need to draw 197 00:07:33,047 --> 00:07:34,637 some more blood so they can retest it. 198 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,470 I'll do it tonight when I get back from work. 199 00:07:36,503 --> 00:07:38,669 - Sure, if I'm still around. - Mom. 200 00:07:38,702 --> 00:07:41,166 Relax. And whatever you do, for God sakes, 201 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,330 do not go on the Internet and start self-diagnosing. 202 00:07:44,366 --> 00:07:45,858 Oh, what are you, crazy? I don't even know how 203 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,296 to use the Internet. 204 00:07:47,332 --> 00:07:49,529 Oh, my damn, Mrs. Roberts. 205 00:07:49,554 --> 00:07:50,997 It could be any one of these things. 206 00:07:51,022 --> 00:07:53,482 Oh, my God. My days are numbered! 207 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:54,525 Hey, hey, hey. 208 00:07:54,616 --> 00:07:56,849 Don't you give up on me, okay? We can beat this. 209 00:07:56,874 --> 00:07:58,589 How? 210 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:00,991 Mexico. 211 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:02,931 Yeah, they do all sorts of cutting-edge stuff. 212 00:08:02,956 --> 00:08:05,925 My grandpa got LASIK there way before they even knew it worked. 213 00:08:05,993 --> 00:08:08,125 Yeah? How did it turn out? 214 00:08:08,753 --> 00:08:12,415 Real wonky. I'm scared, Mrs. Roberts. 215 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,216 All right, Dad. Here we go. 216 00:08:17,241 --> 00:08:18,894 I don't know, Josh. 217 00:08:18,919 --> 00:08:20,608 Maybe this wasn't a good idea. 218 00:08:20,643 --> 00:08:24,308 Everybody looks so sophisticated and funky. 219 00:08:24,334 --> 00:08:27,172 - Dad, you're just a little nervous. - I'm not nervous. 220 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,239 Then why are you holding my hand? 221 00:08:29,272 --> 00:08:31,337 I didn't know I was doing that. 222 00:08:31,373 --> 00:08:33,465 Look, it's gonna be okay. First days can be hard. 223 00:08:33,490 --> 00:08:34,667 That's true. 224 00:08:34,703 --> 00:08:37,002 I remember your first day in kindergarten. 225 00:08:37,035 --> 00:08:39,300 You were crying and you wouldn't let go of Mommy. 226 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,964 Actually, Mom was crying and wouldn't let go of me. 227 00:08:41,998 --> 00:08:44,369 Come on. Let's introduce ourselves to the teacher. 228 00:08:44,394 --> 00:08:46,636 - Hello, there. - Hey. 229 00:08:46,661 --> 00:08:48,303 Hello. I'm Harold Roberts, 230 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,923 and it's a pleasure to meet you. 231 00:08:49,948 --> 00:08:51,693 Harold Roberts. Look at you 232 00:08:51,725 --> 00:08:54,010 with your bow tie and handshake, 233 00:08:54,035 --> 00:08:55,533 so wonderfully formal. 234 00:08:55,558 --> 00:08:58,818 But here in our studio, we are much more open. 235 00:08:58,843 --> 00:09:00,504 We hug. 236 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:03,531 Oh, this is nice. 237 00:09:03,565 --> 00:09:05,770 Very different from law school. 238 00:09:06,151 --> 00:09:09,372 You're right. This is very different from law school. 239 00:09:09,419 --> 00:09:13,464 It's time to set you free, Harold Roberts. Ha! 240 00:09:14,046 --> 00:09:15,213 Dad, are you okay? 241 00:09:15,245 --> 00:09:17,261 I'm more than okay, Joshie. 242 00:09:17,455 --> 00:09:19,315 I've been set free. 243 00:09:25,455 --> 00:09:29,213 Hey, Judy. I think I left the baby monitor... there it is. 244 00:09:29,238 --> 00:09:31,037 Eve, you're a doctor, right? 245 00:09:31,581 --> 00:09:33,558 We both know that I am. 246 00:09:34,002 --> 00:09:35,876 I'm trying to find out something for a friend 247 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:37,933 who needs medical advice. 248 00:09:38,402 --> 00:09:42,362 Is it a big deal if you have hyperkalemia? 249 00:09:42,396 --> 00:09:45,375 It can be. I mean, your friend might have diabetes, 250 00:09:45,445 --> 00:09:47,172 heart problems, kidney failure. 251 00:09:47,204 --> 00:09:49,133 Ah. 252 00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:51,245 And I suppose it gives you great pleasure 253 00:09:51,279 --> 00:09:53,237 to tell me that I'm dying? 254 00:09:53,413 --> 00:09:56,277 You? You just said it was for a friend. 255 00:09:56,309 --> 00:09:57,472 Oh, come on. 256 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,740 When someone asks something on behalf of a friend, 257 00:09:59,775 --> 00:10:02,074 the friend is always the person. 258 00:10:02,318 --> 00:10:05,777 High potassium readings can happen for many different reasons. 259 00:10:05,802 --> 00:10:08,435 - I'm sure you're fine. - I have too much to live for. 260 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:12,122 The best husband, two wonderful sons, a beautiful grandson. 261 00:10:12,147 --> 00:10:13,533 Those four matching plates. 262 00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:15,066 Yes. 263 00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:18,395 And the thing that's right in front of me. 264 00:10:19,805 --> 00:10:21,879 - Really? - This perfect apartment. 265 00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:30,356 The reviews are in, Joshie. 266 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:33,220 Harry Roberts is a star! 267 00:10:34,013 --> 00:10:36,245 So acting class was a success? 268 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:38,401 The teacher said that I had... 269 00:10:38,426 --> 00:10:41,015 and I quote... "raw talent." 270 00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:43,700 Does this mean that you're going back next Friday? 271 00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:47,043 Absolutely. I've already been assigned my first character, 272 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:48,980 Frank Tumbleweed. 273 00:10:49,005 --> 00:10:51,652 He's a traveling salesman with a dark past. 274 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:54,281 Well, pass the popcorn, 'cause I'm watching. 275 00:10:54,316 --> 00:10:55,905 We're doing method acting. 276 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:58,014 Have you ever heard of method acting? 277 00:10:58,039 --> 00:11:00,346 Dad, I'm an actor. Of course I've heard of method acting. 278 00:11:00,382 --> 00:11:02,542 It's when you're in the character the whole time. 279 00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:05,167 You eat, breathe and live it. 280 00:11:05,192 --> 00:11:07,176 And-and you don't come out of it, no matter what. 281 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,508 Who knew acting was such hard work? 282 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:12,071 I did, on account of me being an actor. 283 00:11:12,107 --> 00:11:14,072 I'm gonna get into my character. 284 00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:17,733 Say good-bye to Harry Roberts. 285 00:11:18,681 --> 00:11:20,788 Good-bye, Harry Roberts! 286 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,937 I'm Frank Tumbleweed, 287 00:11:30,962 --> 00:11:33,258 a widower who moves in with his son. 288 00:11:44,562 --> 00:11:47,773 Okay, here we go. This will only take a few... 289 00:11:47,798 --> 00:11:51,763 I hit a parked car in 1988 and I didn't leave a note! 290 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,881 What? 291 00:11:53,928 --> 00:11:57,558 I want to make my amends and go out with a clear conscience. 292 00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:00,463 Mom, you are not... 293 00:12:00,518 --> 00:12:04,525 Oh, and your guinea pig didn't go live on a farm. 294 00:12:05,487 --> 00:12:09,202 I accidentally drowned it while giving it a bath. 295 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:13,554 - You killed Jeffrey? - I thought he could swim! 296 00:12:15,177 --> 00:12:17,243 Please say you forgive me. 297 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,794 I do not forgive you. 298 00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:24,310 And we are just rechecking your potassium. 299 00:12:24,335 --> 00:12:27,261 My jewelry is hidden in vases all around the apartment. 300 00:12:27,301 --> 00:12:29,527 I want it all to go to you. 301 00:12:29,552 --> 00:12:30,565 - Really? - Yes. 302 00:12:30,598 --> 00:12:32,089 Because you were born in place 303 00:12:32,114 --> 00:12:34,434 of the daughter I always wanted. 304 00:12:36,304 --> 00:12:40,463 Mom, these blood tests come back wrong all the time. 305 00:12:40,488 --> 00:12:41,551 You know what was wrong? 306 00:12:41,582 --> 00:12:44,551 When I stole my best friend Tina's boyfriend, 307 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:45,820 Ira, in college. 308 00:12:45,845 --> 00:12:48,465 Sure, she had bosoms that wouldn't quit, 309 00:12:48,496 --> 00:12:52,328 but I had a pizzazz that was very rare in those days. 310 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,561 Hey, guys. What's going on? 311 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,152 Mom has to redo a blood test. 312 00:12:57,188 --> 00:12:58,773 - Is everything okay? - Yes. 313 00:12:58,797 --> 00:13:00,147 No. 314 00:13:00,148 --> 00:13:01,834 Well, Dad wants to move in with me 315 00:13:01,859 --> 00:13:03,292 because he's playing the role of a widower. 316 00:13:03,317 --> 00:13:07,303 Yeah, I heard. It's a case of life imitating life. 317 00:13:08,717 --> 00:13:09,914 Dad is moving in with you? 318 00:13:09,947 --> 00:13:11,979 Yeah, he's method acting. 319 00:13:12,014 --> 00:13:15,045 You had a problem and you made it worse. 320 00:13:15,079 --> 00:13:17,511 Listen, my darling sons, please, 321 00:13:17,543 --> 00:13:19,508 grant your mother's last wish. 322 00:13:20,119 --> 00:13:23,614 Don't tell your father I'm dying. He'll worry so. 323 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,138 You're not dying. 324 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,297 Oh, yes, just like that. 325 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,403 Only let Josh do it... he's the actor. 326 00:13:38,598 --> 00:13:41,638 - How you doing, Dad? - I miss Mommy. 327 00:13:42,076 --> 00:13:44,329 Great. You should go home and be with her. 328 00:13:44,361 --> 00:13:47,292 I can't, son. She's been dead for years. 329 00:13:47,511 --> 00:13:49,707 Oh, I get it. You're in character. 330 00:13:49,769 --> 00:13:52,082 Your mother had character. 331 00:13:52,842 --> 00:13:56,006 I wish I hadn't spent all that time on the road. 332 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,545 But people needed their vacuums. 333 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,841 All right, Frank, time for bed. 334 00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:04,104 I'm not tired. 335 00:14:04,318 --> 00:14:07,049 I wish your mother was here to make me some warm milk. 336 00:14:07,944 --> 00:14:11,509 Are you talking about Mom or Mrs. Tumbleweed? 337 00:14:11,744 --> 00:14:13,277 I don't even know anymore. 338 00:14:17,576 --> 00:14:19,073 Hey. Got a minute? 339 00:14:19,106 --> 00:14:20,206 Sure. What's up? 340 00:14:20,239 --> 00:14:22,071 I'm dying. Can I come in? 341 00:14:23,104 --> 00:14:24,537 Okay. 342 00:14:26,051 --> 00:14:27,702 Eve, 343 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:30,935 I haven't always been the best mother-in-law. 344 00:14:30,968 --> 00:14:33,498 Whatever comes next, I will remember this moment. 345 00:14:34,097 --> 00:14:36,229 I want you to have this. 346 00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:39,084 - A matching plate? - Mm-hmm. 347 00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:40,928 You said it only came in a set of four. 348 00:14:40,961 --> 00:14:45,055 Well, before I knew I was dying, I lied to you all the time. 349 00:14:45,798 --> 00:14:48,790 It's from Crate and Barrel. They got a million of 'em. 350 00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:50,932 Thank you, Judy. 351 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,910 - And... - Yeah? 352 00:14:53,729 --> 00:14:55,931 I want you to know that when I'm gone, 353 00:14:56,238 --> 00:14:58,018 I'm grateful that Andrew and Wyatt have you 354 00:14:58,051 --> 00:14:59,611 to take care of them. 355 00:15:00,044 --> 00:15:02,242 I think Andrew chose wisely. 356 00:15:02,496 --> 00:15:04,461 Wow. 357 00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:07,780 I-I can't tell you how much that means to me. 358 00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:10,312 - Also... - Yeah? 359 00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:13,076 I think we should hug. 360 00:15:13,109 --> 00:15:14,540 Oh. 361 00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:16,373 Okay. Uh... 362 00:15:16,878 --> 00:15:19,305 Should you sit back down or do I stand? 363 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:21,202 - Well, why don't you stand? - I'm already up. 364 00:15:21,238 --> 00:15:23,315 Yes. Okay. 365 00:15:24,742 --> 00:15:27,398 - I'm glad we're doing this. - Me, too. 366 00:15:28,296 --> 00:15:31,103 - I'm comin' in. - Okay. 367 00:15:37,091 --> 00:15:39,279 I think we built it up too much. 368 00:15:41,498 --> 00:15:45,393 Josh, how's your mom doing, man? 369 00:15:45,502 --> 00:15:46,978 That is one brave lady. 370 00:15:47,003 --> 00:15:48,868 You know she's not really dying, right? 371 00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:50,931 That's the spirit. 372 00:15:50,956 --> 00:15:52,632 Keep hope alive. 373 00:15:52,664 --> 00:15:55,164 My problem is not my mother... it is my father. 374 00:15:55,197 --> 00:15:57,063 - Oh, you mean Frank Tumbleweed? - Yeah. 375 00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,609 Poor dude. I'm starting to think 376 00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,705 he's never gonna get over losing his wife. 377 00:16:00,768 --> 00:16:02,566 Yeah, well, I couldn't bring a date home last night 378 00:16:02,591 --> 00:16:04,378 because Frank was on the phone cold-calling 379 00:16:04,403 --> 00:16:06,057 to get some vacuum leads. 380 00:16:06,622 --> 00:16:08,120 Well, if you don't want him there, 381 00:16:08,145 --> 00:16:09,520 then why don't you just ask him to move back home? 382 00:16:09,561 --> 00:16:12,309 Because home is a small town in Ohio with one stoplight, 383 00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:14,419 a drugstore, and a lot of broken dreams. 384 00:16:14,452 --> 00:16:15,689 Gotcha. 385 00:16:15,714 --> 00:16:17,265 And I don't want to hurt his feelings. 386 00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,859 Hey, family needs to talk about their issues, Josh. 387 00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:21,672 Otherwise, you build up resentment. 388 00:16:21,697 --> 00:16:24,178 It's like my Aunt Nita and my cousin, Monroe. 389 00:16:24,212 --> 00:16:25,379 What happened with them? 390 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:28,236 They didn't talk about their issues and they built up resentment. 391 00:16:28,261 --> 00:16:29,626 Are you not listening to me right now? 392 00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:35,607 Hey, Dad. 393 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,370 Can we have a li... 394 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:40,036 Oh, my God. 395 00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:44,133 Did a very specific tornado hit my apartment? 396 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,865 I discovered the irony of being me, Frank Tumbleweed. 397 00:16:48,138 --> 00:16:51,395 I sell vacuums but I'm also a slob. 398 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:55,333 Okay, can I talk to my dad for a second? 399 00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:57,607 I'm really glad that you've found your passion. 400 00:16:57,646 --> 00:17:02,010 Well, I wouldn't say that selling vacuums is my passion. 401 00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:04,770 - Dad. Okay. - Yes, Frankie Jr.? 402 00:17:05,739 --> 00:17:07,507 Look, I need you to break character for a minute 403 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,201 so we can have a real conversation. 404 00:17:09,272 --> 00:17:10,538 Oh. Okay. 405 00:17:15,069 --> 00:17:16,434 Okay, I'm gonna be honest. 406 00:17:16,475 --> 00:17:19,409 I'm not loving... you living here. 407 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:20,657 Why didn't you say something? 408 00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:21,968 I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 409 00:17:21,993 --> 00:17:24,391 Don't be silly. You can always be honest with me. 410 00:17:24,441 --> 00:17:26,373 - Really? - Absolutely. 411 00:17:26,407 --> 00:17:27,573 I'll leave right now. 412 00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:29,655 Wow. Dad, 413 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,036 thank you so much. 414 00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:32,303 Oh, and I'm ready for you 415 00:17:32,337 --> 00:17:34,008 to set up that meeting with your agent. 416 00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:35,503 - What? - I think 417 00:17:35,538 --> 00:17:39,969 I'm ready to discuss the next phase of my acting career. 418 00:17:40,002 --> 00:17:41,651 Okay, well, um, 419 00:17:41,676 --> 00:17:43,933 - in the spirit of honesty... - Yes? 420 00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:46,264 The truth is, acting was just a fun little thing for you to do 421 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:49,195 'cause I didn't want to have to hang out with you every Friday. 422 00:17:49,229 --> 00:17:51,361 Well, in that case, I think I'll go. 423 00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:53,636 And, in the spirit of honesty, 424 00:17:53,696 --> 00:17:55,944 I think you should clean up your apartment. 425 00:17:55,977 --> 00:17:57,282 It's disgusting. 426 00:18:06,475 --> 00:18:08,037 And that's when I realized 427 00:18:08,076 --> 00:18:10,199 that sometimes you need more 428 00:18:10,224 --> 00:18:11,908 than a powerful vacuum 429 00:18:11,942 --> 00:18:15,240 to pick up the pieces of your life. 430 00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:21,301 That was transcendent. 431 00:18:21,337 --> 00:18:24,290 Chills. I have them. 432 00:18:24,501 --> 00:18:27,267 But you got to clean up the peanut shells. 433 00:18:27,455 --> 00:18:29,720 Okay, everybody, see you next week. 434 00:18:30,807 --> 00:18:32,962 - Can I help? - What are you doing here? 435 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,683 I came to apologize for what I said last night. 436 00:18:35,718 --> 00:18:37,883 There's honest and then there's hurtful. 437 00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:40,680 And the thing is, I just watched your whole performance, 438 00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:42,798 and, honestly, you were great. 439 00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:45,571 - I was? - From the apple to the tree, 440 00:18:45,612 --> 00:18:46,819 you really were. 441 00:18:47,157 --> 00:18:48,790 I was, wasn't I? 442 00:18:48,932 --> 00:18:52,233 I didn't know where I ended and Frank began. 443 00:18:52,319 --> 00:18:54,452 You guys were, like, one and the same. 444 00:18:54,807 --> 00:18:58,172 Next week, I'm gonna be playing Clive Bigglesworth, 445 00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:01,003 a repressed butler who lives to serve 446 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,220 and serves to live. 447 00:19:03,436 --> 00:19:05,291 Does Clive live with his wife? 448 00:19:05,339 --> 00:19:07,970 He does. She's a sturdy woman. 449 00:19:08,004 --> 00:19:09,668 Then I can't wait to meet him. 450 00:19:09,711 --> 00:19:14,075 Hey, maybe I could come watch Clive in action next Friday? 451 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,232 Will you be free? 452 00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:18,229 That time, I made the joke. 453 00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:25,459 Andrew, look, I've got my own plate. 454 00:19:25,493 --> 00:19:27,092 I'm part of the complete set. 455 00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:29,520 That is great, babe. Although it's strange to me 456 00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:31,760 how much you want in to this family. 457 00:19:33,061 --> 00:19:35,459 Hello, Tina? This is Judy Roberts. 458 00:19:35,595 --> 00:19:39,059 Tina, remember your old boyfriend Ira? 459 00:19:39,294 --> 00:19:41,983 Oh, he's your husband now? 460 00:19:42,018 --> 00:19:44,989 You might want to pour yourself a scotch. 461 00:19:45,115 --> 00:19:46,713 She's still making amends? 462 00:19:46,747 --> 00:19:48,656 She has been on the phone all day. 463 00:19:48,681 --> 00:19:50,173 She really thinks she's gonna die. 464 00:19:50,212 --> 00:19:51,720 But she's gonna be okay, right? 465 00:19:51,745 --> 00:19:54,609 I'm very sorry. My pizzazz got the best of me. 466 00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:57,859 Oh, Tina, I have to go. 467 00:19:57,884 --> 00:19:59,171 My doctor's calling. 468 00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:02,414 - It's Dr. Starnes. What do I do? - Well, answer it. 469 00:20:02,439 --> 00:20:04,750 I can't. I'm scared. What if it's bad? 470 00:20:04,775 --> 00:20:07,093 It's okay. We'll all do it together. 471 00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:09,402 Yeah, that's right. 472 00:20:09,435 --> 00:20:11,198 Hello...? 473 00:20:11,234 --> 00:20:13,726 Oh, God. I don't know why I answered like that. 474 00:20:13,765 --> 00:20:15,963 - I'm nervous. - Hi, Mrs. Roberts. 475 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,535 Your second test came back and... 476 00:20:19,299 --> 00:20:21,536 And what? 477 00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:23,651 Sorry, just taking a bite of sandwich. 478 00:20:25,484 --> 00:20:26,717 Everything's normal. 479 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:27,702 - Everything's... - Oh! 480 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,922 - Oh! - Thank you, Dr. Starnes! I'm normal! 481 00:20:29,956 --> 00:20:31,333 Thank God. I knew it. 482 00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:32,433 - I know. - Oh. 483 00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,484 - That's so wonderful. - Aw, darling. 484 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,685 My turn. 485 00:20:38,984 --> 00:20:41,631 God, I hope she stays healthy for a long, long time. 486 00:20:41,717 --> 00:20:44,548 I know, 'cause this is really weird. 487 00:20:44,572 --> 00:20:49,572 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 35988

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