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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,367 Scalpel 2 00:00:07,967 --> 00:00:11,600 I cannot believe they let you in medical school 3 00:00:13,655 --> 00:00:15,167 Neither can I 4 00:00:16,595 --> 00:00:17,467 Melon bowler 5 00:00:18,815 --> 00:00:20,389 MELON BOWLER 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:28,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 7 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,500 Pete, I gotta tell ya 8 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,833 no, don't tell me now I'm busy 9 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:44,633 Busy ? The cat's in the cradle, Pete 10 00:00:46,933 --> 00:00:48,767 before you know it I'll be all grown up 11 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,467 Berg, my big presentation to the museum board is tonight 12 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:56,233 Now if they choose my design, it will actually get built 13 00:00:56,233 --> 00:00:58,767 most architects, when they graduate, they only have a bunch of blueprints 14 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:03,333 I am going to have a 12,000 square foot r�sum� 15 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:08,833 Man, you're gonna need one hell of a manila envelope ! 16 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:20,767 Alright ! What's in the box ? 17 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:24,133 I think I found my calling with medicine 18 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:25,067 ah, good for you 19 00:01:25,533 --> 00:01:27,900 you should've seen the girls watching me buy this stuff 20 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:31,100 med's school is all about love and toys 21 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,300 Berg, as long as you're in it for the right reasons 22 00:01:35,567 --> 00:01:39,833 Socrates, meet guy with removable brain ! 23 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,767 Removable brain, meet Pete 24 00:01:45,233 --> 00:01:47,733 nice haircut ! 25 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:53,867 10:30 am taking six dose of Invactolab experimental allergesic 26 00:01:54,867 --> 00:01:57,800 this time I'm hoping "milk" will improve the taste 27 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,100 it doesn't 28 00:02:11,567 --> 00:02:12,933 don't you think it's time to stope these experiments ! 29 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:17,500 Hey ! Accessories don't come cheap unless you forget, I'm a doctor 30 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:18,600 You're not a doctor 31 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:22,767 then how come I have one of these ? 32 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:25,867 Why do you need a beeper ? 33 00:02:26,033 --> 00:02:28,167 Image Pete, it's so important 34 00:02:28,233 --> 00:02:31,467 ok Berg, I have a whole stack of mill cards to go over before tonight, so ... 35 00:02:32,267 --> 00:02:36,567 you know ! The brain is like a gas tank when it's full, it's full 36 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:43,133 you know this stuff speak from passion, not, from cards 37 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,667 what the hell is the matter with you ? 38 00:02:49,733 --> 00:02:51,300 Trust me, I'm your doctor 39 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:52,700 YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR 40 00:02:57,533 --> 00:03:02,733 ok, Berg, look I'm not an architecture for the beeper and the babes, ok ? 41 00:03:03,133 --> 00:03:05,867 You and this, this med school is gonna last for what ? Six weeks ! 42 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,567 Then you're gonna go on to forestry because you think you look good in green ! 43 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:13,100 I do ! 44 00:03:15,718 --> 00:03:18,408 Berg look, you're not fooling anyone 45 00:03:18,514 --> 00:03:21,926 you're having a hard time accepting the fact that there're a new kid in town 46 00:03:22,897 --> 00:03:27,200 a dedicated kid, a kid named "Doctor Bergin" 47 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:31,334 well, I guess you're gonna have to get used to it buddy cause he's here to stay ! 48 00:03:37,313 --> 00:03:39,776 I really had no place to go ! 49 00:03:45,752 --> 00:03:54,368 Watch, as I make the incision being carefull not to tear the interstitial fiber or in this case the canadian bacon ! 50 00:03:55,533 --> 00:03:57,498 I couldn't be more proud 51 00:03:57,861 --> 00:03:58,883 spatula 52 00:03:59,499 --> 00:04:02,289 Dr. Berg to table 4, stat ! 53 00:04:03,802 --> 00:04:06,720 Damn it Pete, I'm a doctor not a waiter 54 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:15,978 you know, El and I always dreamed to have a son who becomes a doctor 55 00:04:17,569 --> 00:04:20,346 Bill ! What about an architect ? 56 00:04:20,706 --> 00:04:25,411 Well, I've already got a building I need free medical 57 00:04:33,605 --> 00:04:36,373 ok, yeah, see ya then 58 00:04:36,783 --> 00:04:38,339 who's that ? 59 00:04:38,618 --> 00:04:41,027 My boss you wanna join us ? 60 00:04:41,741 --> 00:04:44,056 No, I can't Sharon, I have my big presentation tonight 61 00:04:44,512 --> 00:04:46,473 oh yeah, that's great, you're gonna do great 62 00:04:46,473 --> 00:04:48,162 oh, you think ? 63 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:51,163 I donno I've got my own mess to deal with 64 00:04:51,455 --> 00:04:56,072 My company is manufacturing this new pesticide we claim it kills bugs faster 65 00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:59,577 but the research shows that it takes the same amount of time for them to die ! 66 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:04,498 My boss wants ME to detroy the evidence is that wrong ? 67 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,672 Who cares as long as they're dead ! 68 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,912 What are you gonna crusade to end bug suffering ? 69 00:05:11,076 --> 00:05:17,139 You know Sharon, I learnd in my PCM class that's, ah, Preparation for Clinical Medicine 70 00:05:18,124 --> 00:05:22,720 that full disclosure is the foundation of a strong patient-doctor relationship 71 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:27,153 now, I believe the same holds true in business you have an ethical duty to tell the truth 72 00:05:28,423 --> 00:05:33,888 Sharon, you work for a chemical company you have no ethics 73 00:05:37,069 --> 00:05:38,458 Berg's right, I'm blowing the whistle 74 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:40,172 wait, wait, you're not gonna actually listen to him 75 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:41,184 well ! 76 00:05:41,184 --> 00:05:45,974 Wait wait, this is Berg, the same guy who wanted to put a bat hole between our appartments ! 77 00:05:47,424 --> 00:05:48,963 Yeah but now he's a doctor 78 00:05:54,051 --> 00:05:57,145 trying the powder with root beer 79 00:06:19,229 --> 00:06:24,596 Sorry, oh God I have this terrible caugh it started at my head and now it's moving to my chest 80 00:06:24,596 --> 00:06:25,652 you should go see a doctor 81 00:06:26,118 --> 00:06:27,750 somebody say "doctor" ? 82 00:06:28,015 --> 00:06:29,255 I don't think so ... 83 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,673 This thing does not give you a license to grope my girlfriend 84 00:06:34,008 --> 00:06:39,453 Peter, I am shocked I'm in the profession of healing mister ! 85 00:06:39,734 --> 00:06:41,527 This is my job 86 00:06:43,492 --> 00:06:44,313 now Melissa 87 00:06:45,311 --> 00:06:47,499 if would kindly disrobe down to your socks ! No 88 00:06:55,444 --> 00:06:57,273 Berg, is this milk bad ? 89 00:06:57,694 --> 00:07:01,051 Hey, like, like I don't know if mild is bad ? Ok 90 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,253 smells good to me 91 00:07:10,709 --> 00:07:13,874 am I the only one that knows what's going on here ? 92 00:07:14,305 --> 00:07:16,811 You are not alone my friend ! 93 00:07:18,266 --> 00:07:22,005 I was once the favorite everyone looked up to me 94 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:33,874 showing off all of his fancy gadgets to all my friends I was just a pull-string cowboy, how could I compete ? 95 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,987 To infinity and beyond my ass 96 00:07:47,744 --> 00:07:49,618 ok, I gotta get outta here, Bill 97 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,080 you think I can get the afternoon off ? 98 00:07:51,633 --> 00:07:55,260 Actually Bill, I could really use the afternoon off myself ! 99 00:07:55,502 --> 00:07:57,547 What're you doing ? I have to practice my presentation 100 00:07:58,232 --> 00:07:59,961 I'm helping you, remember ? 101 00:08:00,759 --> 00:08:05,617 Your tank over fills, all of a sudden knowledge is spilling out all over the place 102 00:08:05,757 --> 00:08:07,502 well, I need one of you ! 103 00:08:08,401 --> 00:08:14,197 Alright look, Bill, my big presentation is tonight I just need a few more hours to practice 104 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:17,404 I'm telling you if I get this... 105 00:08:18,202 --> 00:08:21,964 look, this one moment could decide my entire future 106 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:24,906 I have a quiz 107 00:08:24,906 --> 00:08:26,324 Ok Berg, see you tomorrow 108 00:08:32,357 --> 00:08:34,866 late, late, I'm late 109 00:08:37,649 --> 00:08:40,673 what're doing ? I thought you were studying ! 110 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:41,164 I am 111 00:08:41,424 --> 00:08:44,145 you're watching "general hospital" ! 112 00:08:45,497 --> 00:08:48,923 I'm studying "general hopital" I'm trying to get the walk down 113 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:55,448 check out how Dr. Scanlen moves in slow, confident steps 114 00:09:04,019 --> 00:09:06,752 he lets the beeper show under his lab coat 115 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:09,792 notice the head tilt 116 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:14,568 Felica, a drink after surgery ? 117 00:09:15,384 --> 00:09:18,442 See right there, that's stuff you can't learn from a book 118 00:09:18,442 --> 00:09:22,740 I can't believe I had to cover for you, and you're up here screwing around 119 00:09:23,261 --> 00:09:25,870 I already finish studying for my exam you wanna know why ? 120 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:26,895 Don't say your brain is full 121 00:09:26,895 --> 00:09:28,807 my brain, is full 122 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:37,540 Berg, look, you can't just walk throught medical school all fancy bree It takes dedication and commitment to become a doctor 123 00:09:37,934 --> 00:09:40,665 I'm sorry, I.. I thought you just said "fancy free" ! 124 00:09:40,665 --> 00:09:42,931 You know what, you're hopeless 125 00:09:49,568 --> 00:09:54,607 you know Pete, a tip from your doctor eating quickly, bad for the digestion 126 00:09:54,607 --> 00:09:57,137 well, lucky for me you're not a doctor 127 00:09:59,681 --> 00:10:02,133 Pete, help me help you 128 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:10,100 Berg, look, I'm beyond help, ok ? I'm gonna go into that presentation and crash like the hindenburg 129 00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:13,587 wow wow wow wow just relax for a sec 130 00:10:14,186 --> 00:10:16,746 take a deep breath you always say how your stuff didn�t do any good 131 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:20,462 and how it�s a complete disaster but it always turns out great 132 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:26,882 so tonight, I need you to go in there and show those people what I already know 133 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:30,068 hey, that you ... 134 00:10:30,866 --> 00:10:32,844 rock 135 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:35,849 I rock ? 136 00:10:38,995 --> 00:10:39,801 Thanks Berg 137 00:10:39,801 --> 00:10:43,664 thank�s nothing now go get�em you psychopath 138 00:10:45,473 --> 00:10:51,786 5:45 I�ve found that the orange juice makes the alergy�s powder more palabel 139 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,724 PETE 140 00:11:04,818 --> 00:11:13,915 5:46 my roomate has just injested 400 times the daily dosage in just under 20 seconds 141 00:11:15,566 --> 00:11:17,454 this will most likely be fatal 142 00:11:19,317 --> 00:11:20,845 for me ! 143 00:11:22,456 --> 00:11:28,639 Listen, I might, have, poisoned my friend and, I need to know the side effects 144 00:11:29,198 --> 00:11:32,827 it�s a medical emergency no, don�t put me on hold, don�t put me on ... 145 00:11:33,501 --> 00:11:41,395 and away, my beautiful, my beautiful 146 00:11:41,609 --> 00:11:44,377 baloon 147 00:11:45,721 --> 00:11:49,797 so, I�m at our monthly coord meeting and the CEO is at the head of the table 148 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:56,500 I stand up and I tell them that I have proof that their bugs die in six seconds just like they always have ! 149 00:11:57,531 --> 00:11:58,946 Room go silent 150 00:11:58,946 --> 00:12:06,290 then the CEO stands up, and you know what he says �3 seconds, 6 seconds, who cares, they�re bugs� 151 00:12:07,354 --> 00:12:08,793 everyone, laughed at me 152 00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:14,831 so I just came over to thank you for personally guiding me into the most humiliating moment of my life ! 153 00:12:14,831 --> 00:12:17,591 Hold that thought, I may have poisoned Pete ! 154 00:12:19,427 --> 00:12:24,532 Yeah, go ahead, so possible side-effects are ... sweating, stammering and ... 155 00:12:25,128 --> 00:12:26,416 I�m sorry !? 156 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,453 He may become delusional 157 00:12:29,161 --> 00:12:33,097 well, what the hell kind of side-effect is delusional ? 158 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:37,262 Haven�t you people ever heard of �diarrhea� ? 159 00:12:39,194 --> 00:12:40,888 You poisoned Pete ? 160 00:12:40,888 --> 00:12:43,649 And he just left to go do his big presentation 161 00:12:43,987 --> 00:12:45,579 ah, that is so unfair 162 00:12:45,579 --> 00:12:46,432 I know 163 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:50,288 on the one day I could really hate you, Pete steals my thunder ! 164 00:12:50,288 --> 00:12:52,315 Don�t be mad at Pete 165 00:12:56,294 --> 00:12:57,260 well said 166 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,602 huh, top that, zero 167 00:13:06,106 --> 00:13:07,754 do I know you ? 168 00:13:09,524 --> 00:13:10,438 Peter Dunville 169 00:13:10,438 --> 00:13:11,198 here 170 00:13:11,198 --> 00:13:11,926 you�re next 171 00:13:11,926 --> 00:13:12,526 ok 172 00:13:13,942 --> 00:13:15,095 you�re welcome 173 00:13:15,684 --> 00:13:17,915 I, I mean, uh, thanks 174 00:13:20,723 --> 00:13:21,987 I, I mean thanks for welcoming me 175 00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:24,435 - you�re welcome - thanks 176 00:13:28,443 --> 00:13:31,740 oh, thank God at least he got here 177 00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:32,927 we have to stop�m 178 00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:37,071 no, come on, calm down they said they were only possible side-effects 179 00:13:40,142 --> 00:13:42,046 psssst, Pete 180 00:13:47,223 --> 00:13:48,949 would you excuse me for just a moment ? 181 00:13:48,949 --> 00:13:52,821 Yes of course I live to wait 182 00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:56,703 what are you guys doing here ? 183 00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:59,334 Well, I, I, I thought we come down to observe you 184 00:13:59,701 --> 00:14:01,687 he means lend our support 185 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:06,769 Mr. Dunville before my bones turn to dust ! 186 00:14:17,487 --> 00:14:22,352 Ladies, g.. Gentelmen distingushed museum trusties 187 00:14:22,674 --> 00:14:23,641 in reviewing ... 188 00:14:26,314 --> 00:14:28,274 I�m sor..., is it hot in here ? 189 00:14:28,274 --> 00:14:29,386 No 190 00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:35,072 oh God, he�s sweating what, what kinda doctor am I ? 191 00:14:35,072 --> 00:14:36,856 He�s pete, he sweats 192 00:14:37,306 --> 00:14:39,534 and you�re NOT a doctor 193 00:14:40,094 --> 00:14:42,682 - where was I ? - At the begining 194 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:51,656 now, my.. My.. My intent was to accent the axile design with more modern mills .. More modern memelist .. 195 00:14:51,684 --> 00:14:52,426 Sorry 196 00:14:53,169 --> 00:14:55,000 ah.. A more medelist 197 00:14:56,168 --> 00:14:57,638 just new and simple 198 00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:00,635 - stammering - nervous 199 00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:02,876 well, he should have prepared more 200 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,772 now the.. The.. The.. Front of the building ... I�m sorry 201 00:15:15,626 --> 00:15:25,619 ok, I see.. I see.. Huge crazy shapes, alright a.. A.. And a giant Jake in the box 202 00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:26,705 Jake in the box ? 203 00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:32,366 Yeah, yeah, a giant Jake in the box th.. Th.. That�ll pop up and greet the visitors 204 00:15:32,717 --> 00:15:36,813 a..a.. It�s coned head, swing two storied high 205 00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:41,236 and oh, it�ll say something like, like ... 206 00:15:41,612 --> 00:15:45,006 �hoa hoa hoa, hello boys and girls� 207 00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:48,205 oh great, he�s delusional ok, take him down 208 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,778 okay, that�s it, enough 209 00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:52,489 what�re doing ? 210 00:15:52,697 --> 00:15:54,570 - I�m saving you - no, you�re really not 211 00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:57,389 - yes, I am - excuse me ! 212 00:15:57,389 --> 00:16:01,277 I�m sorry I�m this man�s doctor 213 00:16:02,893 --> 00:16:06,429 you�re not a doctor he�s not a doctor 214 00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:12,288 Mr. Dunville has accidently injested a medication which is causing the �delusional� behavior you�re witnessing 215 00:16:12,608 --> 00:16:17,712 I don�t even know this guy ! But, with the exitment that the Jake in the box is causing, it�s infectious 216 00:16:18,195 --> 00:16:22,356 Pete, believe me, every second counts you drank my alergezik medication 217 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,907 you�re sweating, you�re stammering, you�re delusional ! 218 00:16:24,907 --> 00:16:27,183 You don�t know what you�re talking about Berg I�m just a little nervous 219 00:16:27,599 --> 00:16:36,429 oh yeah ? Then what kind of museum has a huge jack in the box ? 220 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:43,486 And stupid voices goin �hello boys and girls�? 221 00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:47,386 A children�s museum ?! 222 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:50,847 What ? 223 00:16:52,007 --> 00:16:54,985 This is for a, children�s museum, Berg 224 00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:56,561 oh 225 00:16:59,179 --> 00:17:00,938 but, but, you drank the orange juice 226 00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:06,388 I hate the orange juice, Berg I drank the grape fruit juice so who drank the orange juice ? 227 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,130 - Oh - Oh 228 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,900 so, I�m the one who�s delusional !? 229 00:17:18,523 --> 00:17:21,084 Thank God, I thought it was me 230 00:17:22,384 --> 00:17:27,375 well, doctors this explains a great deal 231 00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:32,292 it turns out that I injested my own �mededation� 232 00:17:33,877 --> 00:17:36,062 �medication� 233 00:17:37,976 --> 00:17:41,408 Pete, what are you doing here ? 234 00:17:42,616 --> 00:17:47,224 Sharon, he�s ruining my presentation he�s ruining my presentation 235 00:17:47,224 --> 00:17:49,726 yes, we�re all aware of that 236 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:51,957 we�ll be going 237 00:17:51,957 --> 00:17:55,343 are you sure you don�t want to spin plates as a finale ? 238 00:17:56,888 --> 00:18:02,304 - Listen pal, I�ve had a really bad day - join the club 239 00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:05,773 hey, you wanna piece of me, huh ? 240 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:29,341 Captain�s log, stardate, 6-4-4-1 the Klingons have surrounded us in our attempt to abord the enterprise 241 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:32,803 Kirk out 242 00:18:35,595 --> 00:18:39,928 Mr. Sulu, take us to worp factor 243 00:18:40,392 --> 00:18:41,489 nice dress 244 00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,718 BERG 245 00:18:44,718 --> 00:18:45,722 Klingons bones 246 00:18:45,722 --> 00:18:47,346 idiot 247 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,651 Berg, get out here, right now 248 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:56,076 Scotty, beam me up, now ! 249 00:18:59,191 --> 00:19:02,470 Wait here I�ll send help 250 00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:10,060 you�re doing great Pete 251 00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:23,085 ok, now that I got your attention 252 00:19:28,095 --> 00:19:34,054 - I screwed up big time - finally, an accurate diagnosis 253 00:19:34,054 --> 00:19:36,685 look, maybe this doctor thing isn�t such a good idea 254 00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:42,231 what responsible physician leaves unmarked medicine in the refrigerator ! 255 00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:46,007 Berg, you�re not a physician, you�re a med student give yourself a break 256 00:19:46,007 --> 00:19:52,054 no, no, see, you said it yourself it takes dedication and commitment 257 00:19:52,054 --> 00:19:58,175 alright, listen to me, Berg, this is the first time in your life that you�re doing something where you don�t know all the answers 258 00:19:58,703 --> 00:20:03,824 this is great, you�re scared, and you�re scared because you might finally care about something 259 00:20:05,021 --> 00:20:08,840 - why do I screw up ? - Because you�re Berg 260 00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:12,279 besides you can�t quit now 261 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,133 you already paid for the beeper 262 00:20:16,974 --> 00:20:18,806 I also got the walk down 263 00:20:18,806 --> 00:20:23,981 you know I hear that�s the hardest part you�ll be a good surgent 264 00:20:25,147 --> 00:20:29,587 - you�ll rock - thanks 265 00:20:30,013 --> 00:20:35,494 listen, when you�re a big famous surgent, look me up I�ll be the guy in Rino designing the trailer parks 266 00:20:37,948 --> 00:20:43,470 that reminds me, Mr. Sulu called last night you got the job 267 00:20:43,692 --> 00:20:45,554 I got the job how could that be ? 268 00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:46,187 Right here 269 00:20:47,399 --> 00:20:51,150 loved your design, hate your friends 270 00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:55,041 how come you didn�t tell me they called last night ? 271 00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:58,299 Well last night I was too busy arguing with the sofa 272 00:21:00,345 --> 00:21:04,729 oh my God I�ve got a big meeting at three 273 00:21:04,729 --> 00:21:07,728 three ! Berg, it�s ten to it you better get moving 274 00:21:09,608 --> 00:21:13,286 no, you have a big meeting at three 275 00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:20,424 downtown ! Berg, what�s the matter with you ? How could you not tell a person ? 276 00:21:20,848 --> 00:21:24,686 Hey, don�t blame me because you don�t have a beeper 277 00:21:27,715 --> 00:21:37,168 bones, talk to me bones, you�ve got to say something, we�ve shed so much, it�s me Jim, you�re comrade, you�re ... 278 00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:45,793 captain, you�re friend, we�ve got to talk about this show some backbone man ! 279 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:52,860 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 23245

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