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oh excuse me sorry is it okay if I hang
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out here I don't want to bother you
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while you're no I'm just doing stretches
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oh happy namaste wait where do you say
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happy happy namaste
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what do you mean I you know I I do yoga
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for I've been in yoga for a number of
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years now yeah it's uh it's really good
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for your core
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you wanna do something with me that you
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do that yeah I mean like I'm gonna like
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I said I'm about to start so you kind of
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like coffee and like yeah I mean yeah
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it's always good you know it's I've been
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in a place where I need you know Yoga is
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really good for not just the mind but
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for the body and spirit too right so I
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feel like I need some of that in my life
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right now so that I'll be cool yeah I'd
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love to do some yoga with you
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oh I know yeah I know the moves I know
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the moves cool
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yeah yeah awesome
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doing yeah it's great
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okay yeah no it's you know what I
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haven't really stretched or anything yet
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can you just give me to stand up and do
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some like stretches just like I think I
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need to definitely do a couple of
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stretches here first
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um you experiment is what no no is that
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what it look look I'm sorry
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yeah no I I wasn't no you sure yeah I
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wouldn't do that
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yeah really he's still staring at my
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boobs
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I did not stare at your tits what are
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you talking about let's do it should we
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do some meditation you do meditation too
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or no I mean yeah can we do like you
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know let's just do some meditation yes
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this is just what I needed I'm just
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gonna yeah do your thing yeah I'm just
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gonna be in my own zone too
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don't staring at my boobs do you know I
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don't really think you know anything
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about yoga do you know actually all
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right I'm just gonna come clean with you
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I don't know shit about yoga I've never
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done yoga only thing my ex used to do
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this I know a couple of terms like the
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not muster now I must namaste happy not
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mistake there is no namaste happy
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oh well I was coming here just like
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reflect on some stuff because me and my
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ex just broke up yeah so this is like a
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spot that I come to you know it's nice
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to like know I mean but then I saw you
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here and I was like holy shit she's
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fucking hot like and the whole tip thing
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I don't any creepy but I mean since
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we're already talking about it like all
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my exes have always been flat-chested
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I've never had a girlfriend that has
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like really big tits
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oh those might be the biggest natural
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tits I've ever seen so yeah no I don't
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mean to like I don't you know you're
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really pretty by the way
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I told you that but yeah you're super
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pretty like I'm just getting out of a
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relationship do you have a boyfriend um
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now that you've mentioned that like
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honestly like my I just broke up with my
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boyfriend
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really yeah both single both in the yoga
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Saigon's just get out I'm not really
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into yoga but yeah so you're single huh
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yeah so but I'm you're tight cuz I guess
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you're into girls with small boobs or no
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no no it's not that I'm nice I'm more of
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a personality person which by the way
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you seem really cool just to let you
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know yeah so like I mean of course all
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my girlfriend's been pretty but I'm
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really in a personality split and just
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so happens that all the girls I've been
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with oh my god is that her texting me
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right now
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what's the small size yeah
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like that sounds really weird but like
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I'm kind of like I've never seen tits
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that big so I like I kind of feel like I
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don't know like I like doing it like
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spontaneous yeah okay yeah a fucking
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great set of tits
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yeah actually like I mean like it's
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coincidental my both say no that's what
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I'm saying and like I don't want to get
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a little too overly like ahead of myself
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or whatever the words are but well from
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now on don't use the yoga pickup just be
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cool if I write gotta grab use of these
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yeah
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that'd be so fucking hard if you say
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that you still got him out so I salute
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you
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you notice a name what like see you're
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doing comedian oh don't put my shirt
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over it unless you want to touch it
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oh damn so how your boyfriend was your
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ex-boyfriend not this baby good you
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little perv I'm off I'm just looking at
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my boobs I mean like I'll have some fun
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follow me yeah yeah let me see those two
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days I'm gonna see us to do
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this is so bad I was like so tempted to
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put my mouse on your dick back I'm
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telling you like I have a public all
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right put your mouth on my day I mean I
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don't yeah like I said this is more
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private part on the part that's I think
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take it over
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Oh
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that's fucking hot that's those fucking
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today's joking out there
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listen I live like right across the
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street yeah go back to my place I've
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been staring at that ass right
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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yeah
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fuck yeah that's a fuckin truck
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oh my god
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Oh
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happy motherfucking a mistake
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