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Literally! 6 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,120 It's Peter Crouch! 7 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,280 # Crouchy, you're so long 8 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,240 # You're so long! 9 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,760 # I realise I'm in love 10 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,560 # So in love 11 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,120 # Your legs go on and on 12 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,600 # On and on 13 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:47,280 # That's why we're singing this song 14 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,640 # Oh, Crouchy, you're so long 15 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,040 # Your legs go on and on 16 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,440 # Hey, Crouchy, you're so long 17 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,480 # Oh, Crouchy, you're so long. # 18 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,320 Yay! Love that! 19 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:10,360 Oh, my! Look at you, a new song every week. That's quite surreal. 20 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,600 You're going to have an album by the end of this. Yeah. 21 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,800 I've got a Spice Girl singing You're So Long to me. 22 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,200 It's a real privilege! 23 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,800 I'm not going to lie. I've been trying to compose myself a lot. 24 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:24,000 I'm a huge fan. Melanie C, everyone! 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,480 CHEERING 26 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,520 What an honour. It is a big moment for me. 27 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,080 I had the Spice Girls lunchboxes. 28 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,720 I used to dress up on fancy dress days as you lot. 29 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,320 Maya's been very excited. I've been very excited. 30 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,520 You haven't sang that song in a long time, as well. 31 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,240 Yeah, with a bit of a twist, with Alex and the boys, yes. 32 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,000 It's lovely to be back with these guys. 33 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,280 We've worked together before. Have you? 34 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,160 I used to be in the Spice Girls! 35 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,960 LAUGHTER 36 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,800 And Jimmy Carr is here. 37 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,560 CHEERING 38 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,600 It's nice to be here. It's just nice to be out the house, frankly. 39 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,840 It's nice to be anywhere. How was that being in goal? 40 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:05,240 Was I in goal? I was unaware! I'm not really... 41 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,200 I'm not the sportiest of your guests, I'll be honest with you. 42 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,200 That was fine. A little bit scary, looking at your... 43 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,880 I would call them legs, but they're not normal legs, are they? 44 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,520 They're not normal. It's like you've got an ankle that just won't quit. 45 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,840 It was kind of weird seeing you sort of come at me. 46 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,400 It was like the BFG had a kid. 47 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,840 All right. Well, thanks, Jimmy and Melanie. 48 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,760 We'll be seeing a bit more of them in just a bit. 49 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,680 We will, and welcome to Save Our Summer! 50 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,960 CHEERING 51 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,320 As well as Jimmy and Melanie C, we've got 52 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,240 a very unique Garden Sessions performance from Black Eyed Peas, 53 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,680 and he's back to try and make it 3-1 against Peter. 54 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,800 He's the king of chinos. Fast Dad is here. 55 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,320 You are still, you came in smirking today. 56 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,400 You're really happy about beating him, aren't you? Yeah. 57 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,400 You know, he lives in the local area. 58 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,160 People have been coming up to me constantly saying, 59 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,200 I can't believe you're getting toyed with by Fast Dad. 60 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,040 Are you getting teased? You know, dog walking, it's really my life. 61 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,240 We've found his weakness. 62 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:09,520 If it's not to do with fast-paced running, he's not as strong. 63 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,560 He's not a skilful dad. Right! 64 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,640 Well, let's bring on our first guest. Yes. 65 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:16,520 The only thing funnier than my next guest is his own laugh. 66 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:17,840 It's Jimmy Carr! 67 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,480 APPLAUSE 68 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,840 # It's Jimmy Carr 69 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,440 # It's Jimmy Carr! 70 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,400 # Jimmy... # 71 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,480 Hello, Jimmy. What a pleasure to be here. I've been watching at home. 72 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:39,600 This is nice. Thank you. 73 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,760 Genuinely I've been sat at home watching this, 74 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,720 because I'm not working for the first time in my life. Yeah, yeah. 75 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,920 I was going to say, literally the busiest man ever is now not busy. 76 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,960 I'm not doing anything. It's all right. 77 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,120 I wanted to comment on this hat. It's a bit of a Peaky Blinders look. 78 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,520 Yeah, I shaved my head. Whoa! When did this happen? 79 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,360 APPLAUSE 80 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,360 Thanks very much, yeah. 81 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:02,680 It's a very different look for you. Well, I'll tell you what I did. 82 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,320 You know, I had a hair transplant. OK. 83 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:10,200 Because you know I kind of had a look of a snooker-playing vampire. 84 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,680 I always called you a vampire. 85 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,120 I said snooker player and she said vampire, funnily enough. 86 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,480 Well, you're both right! 87 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,240 So what happened was, my hair was socially distancing 88 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,400 from my forehead, and I'd had enough of it. 89 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,800 So I got them to... 90 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,160 So you genuinely did have...? I genuinely did, yeah. 91 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,560 I shaved my head, and what they do is they take 92 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,240 hairs from the back of your head and they put them on the front. 93 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:35,120 It's basically, I had enough hair, it was just in the wrong place. 94 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,760 Right. Growing out the ears, and... It was just a bit of redistribution. 95 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,160 You know what I have to say. 96 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,040 Hats off to you, no pun intended, 97 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:46,760 because not many people would be that open about doing it. Very true. 98 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,480 That's a weird thing where guys in Hollywood or whatever sort of go, 99 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,600 "Oh, I haven't had anything done! Oh, no." 100 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,880 Be honest, did lockdown finish a little bit too early for you? 101 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,600 Were you hoping to have like a full barnet before...? 102 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,480 He wanted dreadlocks by the end of it! 103 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,240 Well, probably before I go back on... 104 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,840 I don't know when it's coming back. 105 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,560 For a lot of people I think lockdown is still a very real thing. 106 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,520 Have you got a joint household yet? Have you chosen your bubble? 107 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,560 My bubble? Didn't Boris call it a bubble? 108 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:17,560 You can have a household with a...bubble, apparently. 109 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,840 If a household has a bubble, you can mix with it. 110 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:22,040 Basically, you can join households with another 111 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,360 household as long as they've only got one person. 112 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,200 Sorry, are we doing like Wife Swap on a national scale? 113 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,640 So you phone up your friend with the fittest wife... 114 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:34,280 And you say, "Let's have a swap." OK. Do you want to swap? 115 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,040 Oh, my God! I'm just saying! I'm just saying. 116 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,600 So, are you planning on getting anything else done? 117 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,200 I've had everything else done! I had my teeth done and it was, ting! 118 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,920 They look great. Your teeth look good. 119 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,560 They look quite natural, as well. Quite natural? Quite natural. 120 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,240 Quite natural was exactly what we were going for. 121 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:54,520 I said, "I don't want these looking real. 122 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,520 "I want people to know I've had them done." Quite natural, then. 123 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,560 You see, I've been called the fourth Bee Gee before, right? 124 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,160 I don't feel like that's warranted, because mine were... 125 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,200 I got them knocked out and caught them, in a match. 126 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,040 So what I'm going to do, when I go back in, 127 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,600 I need to get them fitted back in. 128 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,840 I'm not going to say I want the brown ones that I had before! 129 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:16,240 Do you know what I mean? I'm going to say I want the white set! 130 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:20,200 When your teeth got done, did they have any in your size? Because... 131 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,520 Are you saying I've got horse teeth? 132 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,640 No, I'm not being mean. 133 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,360 I'm just saying you could eat an apple through a fence. 134 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:33,160 That is very true. You look lovely. Thanks. Really approachable. 135 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,640 So you got yours knocked out in a match? 136 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:41,400 Coloccini, who plays for Newcastle, elbowed me in the face. 137 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,640 How high was his elbow? I know, yeah. 138 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,040 Well, he's obviously meant it, I believe. 139 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,960 And then, yeah, they fell out and I caught them. And I tried to... 140 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:53,200 How many teeth? Is someone going to win those later on in the show? 141 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:57,240 I was going to say, other than your teeth, 142 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,160 are you into surgery or anything? Not really. 143 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,440 But my nose was terrible before, I broke that again, 144 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:05,160 and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. 145 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,800 You got kicked in the face and that's the best thing that's ever happened? Yeah. 146 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,280 If you'd have seen my nose beforehand, honestly, it was awful. 147 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,840 I had it smashed to pieces. Was it like Mr Potato Head? 148 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,440 It was pretty bad. It was sort of over here somewhere. Wow. 149 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,480 Yeah. I think you've got great features. 150 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,440 I don't know if they all go together... 151 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaking of things that aren't real, a lot of people 152 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:31,480 speculate about your laugh, and they say it's a fake laugh. 153 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,680 It's that actually a telly laugh or a real one? 154 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,720 Why would you fake that laugh? 155 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,440 HE IMITATES OWN LAUGH 156 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,840 It's a weird kind of seal being attacked by a donkey. 157 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,040 That hard to do, as well. I think we can play it, Jimmy. 158 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,520 I think we can play your laugh. 159 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,600 Do we know Jimmy's laugh? I think we can do it. 160 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,200 So it's E-flat, I think. 161 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,280 HONKING 162 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,760 Not bad. I think I'm flattered! 163 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:00,080 It's an iconic laugh. It is a big laugh. I like it. 164 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,360 It's a weird noise, but it's very genuine. 165 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,560 Unlike the rest of me, it is genuine! 166 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,640 That part's real. 167 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,640 JIMMY LAUGHS 168 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,800 LAUGHTER 169 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,800 There you go. 170 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,880 No, listen. You've been to Wimbledon, like, every year. 171 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:16,720 I go to Wimbledon a lot, yeah. I love tennis. 172 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,600 I just adore it as a sport to watch. 173 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,840 I think a lot of people maybe find it a little bit boring. 174 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:25,040 Don't panic, football's back! No, I grew up with tennis. 175 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:29,280 I played tennis when I was kid. You play tennis? Tennis and football, yeah. OK. 176 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,560 Do you just stand in the middle and Mr Tickle it? 177 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,600 No, I enjoyed it. 178 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,720 I played almost to the level of football and then I chose... 179 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:41,360 Almost to the level of football? For me. Really? You were that...? 180 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,360 I was decent, yeah. You should have done it. 181 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,680 You're probably still number two in Britain. 182 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,440 Melanie, have you ever been to Wimbledon? No. 183 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:54,000 I'm actually really terrible at tennis. But I know Jimmy's handy. 184 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,240 You do love your tennis, don't you? Yeah, really, I love it. 185 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:00,560 It's kind of that sports thing. I came to sports very late in life. 186 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,320 I was probably about 35 when I went, "I might do some sport. 187 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,840 "I might give that a go." 188 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,840 Because the first ten years of being a comedian, 189 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:09,480 I was just eating food in garages and I went a bit... 190 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,880 And then I saw myself on TV and went, "That's got to stop!" 191 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,040 Have you played against anyone famous? 192 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:19,880 I've played against a lot of people. I played against Boris Johnson. 193 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:23,760 Once. Really? Yeah. How was he? He was out of his depth. 194 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,840 Insert your own joke there. 195 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,760 I played against Andy Murray a couple of times, Tim Henman. 196 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:34,280 I once played Elton John at Elton's house. I know Elton quite well. 197 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,680 I went round for a game and I thought, "I'll do him a favour, 198 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,840 "I'll give him a bit of a lesson here." He was amazing! Was he? 199 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:44,240 He was properly great, an incredible, sort of, forehand. 200 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:48,280 Brilliant. Our Elton, hey? Who knew? Who knew? He can do everything! 201 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:51,200 Right. With the Euros, the Olympics gone this summer, we created 202 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,880 a special tournament featuring some of the UK's biggest names in sport. 203 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:58,120 Here's legendary commentator John Motson to tell us more. 204 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:04,640 The smorgasbord of sport that 2020 promised to be 205 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,120 has been wiped off the menu. 206 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:11,200 Oh! But when the chips are down and our backs are against the wall, 207 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,240 we never give in... 208 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,080 SHE CHEERS 209 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,080 ..we fight. 210 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,120 We fight back with toilet rolls, with teabags 211 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,440 and with ping-pong balls. 212 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,080 Oh! 213 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,480 All of which gave Peter Crouch an idea 214 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,640 to help save our summer of sport. 215 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,480 This is a title I really want. I'm up for it. Come on. 216 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,880 He has assembled eight sporting superstars... 217 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,720 Concentrate, man. Come on. ..at the peak of their powers, 218 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:38,120 going head-to-head in a knockout tournament like no other. 219 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,000 Yes! 220 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,120 This is The Sporting Fix. 221 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 222 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,160 And there it is, the Cup of Cups trophy. 223 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,400 There she is. 224 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,760 # Champions! # 225 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,320 Right, yeah, it's got fairy lights on it this week. Mm. 226 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,640 Um... It's still rubbish. 227 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,640 LAUGHTER 228 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,640 I've never seen a cup with fairy lights on them. No. 229 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,120 It's not going to catch on. Where are you going to plug it in? 230 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,560 LAUGHTER 231 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,560 Very true, very true. 232 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,960 Extension leads everywhere. Yeah. 233 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,360 This week, the action is really hotting up. 234 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,800 Going head-to-head in our third quarterfinal, 235 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,160 we've got gymnastics versus athletics 236 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,200 as five-time Olympic medallist Max Whitlock 237 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,560 takes on Olympic gold medal legend Jessica Ennis-Hill. 238 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,640 It's massive. There's only one thing to do with bouncy Olympians, 239 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,080 you make them high jump stacks of cups. 240 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,680 Here's what they're taking on. 241 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,240 Oh! Oh! Oh. Yeah. 242 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,360 So all our sports stars need is a good leap, 243 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:45,240 some cups and a strong coccyx. 244 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,040 What do you think a coccyx is? 245 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,720 What do I think a coccyx is? Yeah. 246 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,960 Don't draw me out like this. 247 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,160 You know I don't know what a coccyx is. 248 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:57,880 Is it the...the little, um, bone in between your bum cheeks? 249 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,680 That one that hangs out? That's close enough. It's like, yeah, it's the bottom of your back, isn't it? 250 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,760 Tail bone? Do you know, Abbey broke her coccyx once. 251 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,080 I know we're getting off topic here, but she did... 252 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,840 How did you do that, you legend? 253 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,880 LAUGHTER 254 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,160 I was dancing on the bar, believe it or not. As you do. 255 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,800 And, yeah, she's looked up, laughed 256 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:19,080 and fell backwards and broke her coccyx. Yeah. 257 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,360 Oh! 258 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,840 Bless her. Yeah. 259 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,520 Right, so for our third quarterfinal of The Sporting Fix, 260 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,320 Whitlock versus Ennis-Hill. 261 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,680 Commentary from Steve Wilson. 262 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:32,280 Here we are, then. Jessica Ennis-Hill going head-to-head 263 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,600 with Max Whitlock in the High Jump Cup Challenge. 264 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,640 These two are no strangers to elite-level competition, 265 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:42,960 but today we'll see who can really handle the pressure. 266 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,080 I think we've all been gagging for some sport this year. 267 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,720 We've missed so much so I was so, so excited 268 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,880 when I got asked to take part in The Sporting Fix challenge. 269 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:58,520 Being selected for the Cup of Cups tournament, this is game changing. 270 00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,640 Let's go. 271 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,400 For this quarterfinal, there are no rules. 272 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,000 Jump over as many cups as possible 273 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,600 in any way possible. 274 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,960 The warm-ups are almost over. 275 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,680 Just time for a spot of showboating from Max. 276 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,960 Max is first. Here we go. 277 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,080 Beautifully done! 278 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,880 Opted for the backflip and barely broke a sweat there. 279 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,160 Max showing that he's no mug 280 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:31,000 when it comes to clearing cups. 281 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,280 Jessica's up next. Seven cups now. 282 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,520 The weather is not on her side today. 283 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,800 Oh! She'll be happy with that. 284 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,320 Remember, clearing the higher stack of cups 285 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,760 is what wins here today. 286 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,560 Oh, it's beautiful! 287 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:53,360 The classic gymnastic round-off. 288 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,240 You'll see his T-shirt nearly clipped the top cup here. 289 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,120 Might want to tuck that in, Max. 290 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,440 Max's wife, Leah, helping to steady nine cups now. 291 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,360 And he's done it! 292 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,120 Dive roll and still plenty of clearance. 293 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,320 Nine cups for Jess now. 294 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,720 It's almost as tall as she is. 295 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,360 Oh, my! 296 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,040 The spring in those heels is remarkable! 297 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,000 Now Max is going for 11. 298 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,400 Can he do it? 299 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,200 Oh, yes, he can! 300 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,920 He's certainly set the bar high. 301 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,720 If you manage to beat that, then you deserve to go through 302 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,080 cos that's nearly as tall as me so I'm pretty pleased. Phew! 303 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:45,080 So, Max gave up at 11 cups. 304 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,480 Can Jess do one better and jump 12? 305 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,120 Looks like she's going for it, 306 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,880 and hoping for a soft landing. 307 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,160 Jess Ennis-Hill. This for victory. 308 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,880 Oh, she's done it! 309 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,760 A save-our-summer scissor kick straddle stepover! 310 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,240 She's through to meet Mo Farah 311 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,320 in the semifinal. 312 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,600 Woohoo! 313 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,040 Not bad, Max! 314 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,240 Well, that's it for today. I've been Steve Wilson 315 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,840 and this has been The Sporting Fix. 316 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,240 Oh, that was good, wasn't it? That kick was good. 317 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,120 I didn't think she was going to get it when I saw him doing all the gymnastics acrobatic situation, 318 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,760 but the fly-kick sorted it. That was the scissor technique. 319 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,720 I was Ealing Borough record holder at 15. 320 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,920 Were you actually? 321 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,680 I genuinely... I genuinely was, actually. 322 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,680 Such a sporty man, so many accolades. Yeah. Yeah, I know, thanks a lot. 323 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,160 Who has a...? 324 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,160 LAUGHTER 325 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,000 Who has a crash mat lying around the house just to wheel in? 326 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,200 Yeah, no, that... She was always going to win with that. 327 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,080 What's she been getting up to on that crash mat? 328 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,320 Well, it's always nice to have something to fall back on. 329 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,360 LAUGHTER 330 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,200 Right, unlucky, Max, but congratulations to Jessica, 331 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,800 who will meet the mighty Mo Farah 332 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,320 in our first semifinal in two weeks' time. 333 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,360 CHEERING 334 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:07,280 # Peter Crouch's Sporting Fix. # 335 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,840 So retirement doesn't have to be all playing Scrabble 336 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,960 and watching Homes Under The Hammer, and we know that because this week, 337 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,200 Peter took his ex team-mate Wayne Bridge 338 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,240 high-wire tightrope walking. 339 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,480 I don't know why you did this. 340 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,600 I'm guessing having a low centre of gravity 341 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,160 was obviously a key thing before this one, right? 342 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,480 Yeah, possibly the reason why I was terrible at it. Mm. 343 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,960 It was horrendous. 344 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,000 You know when you jump out of a plane, you just jump. 345 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,920 This one, it felt like... No. No, I don't. 346 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,200 No, but you just jump and you can't do anything about it. This one, every step felt like 347 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,880 you were jumping out of a plane. It was just so unnatural and horrible. 348 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,720 When did you actually retire from football? Was it...? Last year. 349 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,840 Was it only last year? Yeah, yeah. Where did you end up? What club did you end up at? 350 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,640 I was at Burnley. Well, that hardly counts. 351 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,720 LAUGHTER 352 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,000 Well, let's have a look now. 353 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000 When Crouchy and Wayne went on an extreme retirement challenge. 354 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,560 Bridgey, I'm not sure about this now, you know. 355 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,960 We ain't going up there, surely? 356 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,320 What was you thinking? 357 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,640 I've done a few bits and pieces for this show, 358 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,120 but this is right up there with one of the stupidest. 359 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,160 THEY LAUGH 360 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,800 How are you, mate? All good. Yeah, all good. 361 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,080 Oh, wow, you are as tall as they say you are. Crikey! 362 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,640 I look like your pole. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. 363 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,400 I don't know if I've got one long enough for you. 364 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,520 Use your breath. That's it, Bridgey. 365 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,120 Keep breathing. Breathe deeper. Look at that. 366 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,880 Yeah, keep straight in the middle. Keep breathing. Keep breathing. 367 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,320 Stay, stay! 368 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,440 OK, cool. 369 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,120 This is so hard! So tough, yeah. 370 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,440 Oh, f... 371 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,880 Do you know when you started playing football, 372 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,600 did you ever think you'd be doing this? 373 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,640 THEY LAUGH 374 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:01,960 Yes, geez! 375 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,160 What we're doing here is the things you couldn't do when you were playing. 376 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,280 Is there anything that you did, maybe broke the rules? 377 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,600 Snowboarding, really. 378 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,360 I was at Man City at the time, 379 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,680 training ground was right by SnowDome so every day... 380 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,800 What, so like, every day after training? 381 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,880 Every day, every day, I was at that SnowDome 382 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,720 from literally one till ten at night when it shut, 383 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,760 just trying to get better and better. 384 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:28,080 I actually got injured one day, so I've got Nedum Onuoha and I said, 385 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:31,440 "Right, first minute of training, geez, you've got to push me over 386 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,840 "and I've got to pretend I've done my elbow." 387 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,080 So it was in the warm up, I think, 388 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,160 and then he pushed me over and I said, "Oh, I've done my elbow!" 389 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,440 So what do you reckon, mate, should we give this a go or what? 390 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,880 Going to have to now we're here, I guess. Now we're here. 391 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,480 I ain't being funny, I'm well nervous now. 392 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,600 PETER LAUGHS 393 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,720 This is scary. 394 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,120 Feel your breath coming into your body. 395 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:04,960 I'm just happy I'm breathing at the moment, to be honest. 396 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,920 I am shitting myself, mate, honest. 397 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,480 Sorry, my language, but... 398 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,760 My legs feel like jelly. 399 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,880 Good. Keep moving forward. 400 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,240 Eyes lock onto the tower. 401 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,600 Keep breathing. Focus with your eyes. 402 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,240 Good. Hold that pole strong. Pull it onto the body. 403 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,120 Stay strong. Whoa! Stay strong! 404 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,920 Pull that pole up straight. Strong legs. 405 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,800 And walk forwards when you're ready. 406 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,840 Look at the end of the wire 407 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,800 and keep stepping slowly, 408 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,320 but determined. 409 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,400 Use your breath to relax the wobble. 410 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,720 Take your time. 411 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,320 Stay with it, stay present in THIS moment. 412 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,920 Step. 413 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:01,440 And breathing all the way. 414 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,440 Bridgey! That's me. I couldn't go any further, mate. 415 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,520 Woohoo! 416 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,000 Mate, that is so wobbly. 417 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,400 Mate, you've just done it! 418 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,840 My leg's all over the shop, mate. Oh, my gosh. Unbelievable. 419 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,040 Well done, man. 420 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,200 I mean, that's incredible. Like, considering... 421 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,280 I mean, he was scared. I could see it in his face. 422 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,240 Cheers, mate. No worries, man. Well done. 423 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,400 Fair play, son. I want to give you a handshake, but brilliant. 424 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,280 You got me, yeah? Yeah, I got you. 425 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,960 Cor, that's fucking high. 426 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,440 You all right? Do you feel all right? 427 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,320 Nah. 428 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,320 Sweating. Yeah, my hands are sweating as well. 429 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:41,000 I'm, like, sweat... Dripping. Like, dripping with sweat. 430 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,280 Aw, mate. 431 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,440 Come on, geez. 432 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,280 Breathe into the next step. 433 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,120 OK. 434 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,560 I'm struggling with this. Big time. 435 00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:00,000 Stepping, breathing, stepping. Keep strong. Stand up straight. 436 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,160 Stand up straight. Keep stepping forward. 437 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,240 That's all right, mate. I done that a few times. 438 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,480 Try step. Stay strong and tall. 439 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,040 LAUGHTER 440 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,680 You almost got him! You almost got him! 441 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,040 Ah! 442 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,840 I can't help laughing. I don't mean it in a bad way. 443 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,000 My technique's gone. Completely. 444 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,240 You never had much technique anyway! 445 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,360 Tech'ers has always been ugly, innit, really? 446 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,840 No, I didn't mean on the pitch. I just meant on this. 447 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,960 I thought you were quite good on the pitch. 448 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,680 This is the same day, by the way. 449 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:51,400 Here he goes. Here he goes. Go for it. One, two, and again. 450 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,240 Keep going, keep going. Stay strong. 451 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,120 Keep holding that pole. Keep walking. 452 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,160 Keep walking. 453 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,640 Keep going. Stay strong. Bring that pole up to the belly. 454 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,040 Stay calm. Keep going forward. 455 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,440 He's got it if he stays at that pace. 456 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,560 Feel the wire underneath the feet. 457 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,600 Feel the breath coming into your body. 458 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,320 Breathe deep and strong. I want to hear your breath. 459 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,240 Nice and calm. Nice and fluid. 460 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,840 Gently. Yes! 461 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,680 PETER YELLS 462 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,480 Look how happy he is! Come on! Woo! 463 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,880 WHISTLING 464 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,400 How good does that feel? 465 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,000 That feels amazing, honestly. I just... 466 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,520 I didn't think I could do that. 467 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,640 Chris, thanks again, mate. My pleasure. 468 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,840 You've done amazing, both of you. Thank you very much. 469 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,160 I had a gag planned for afterwards when we got over, 470 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,120 and things got heavy. Very serious. 471 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,240 THEY LAUGH 472 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,800 Am I ready for the circus or what? 473 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,400 There's always room for one more in the circus. 474 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,760 APPLAUSE 475 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:04,640 BAND PLAYS JAZZY TUNE 476 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:09,040 Well done. Well done. That looked so, so scary. 477 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,520 Honestly, it was harrowing. That's the first time I've seen it back. 478 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,000 It's brought back so many memories. It was horrible. 479 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,680 It was the worst thing I've ever done. 480 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,320 Like I said before, if it's on your bucket list, just take it off. 481 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:23,600 Delete it. It was horrible, but I was so glad that we got through it, 482 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,400 and we got over it, and I just didn't realise 483 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,280 how degrading it looked when I fell and I was just, like, hanging. 484 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,000 You came down, you looked like Pinocchio. 485 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,960 Just like a sad, "I'm not a real boy any more," coming down. 486 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,600 You know the big ladder that you climbed? Mm. 487 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,800 Any relation? 488 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,800 LAUGHTER 489 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,040 Do you know when I turned up, 490 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,720 it was, like, two ladders either side. 491 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,480 It just looked like me from behind. 492 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,320 I have to give a shoutout to Bridgey as well, because he was scared. 493 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,640 Very scared, and first time, he got across. 494 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,520 You both conquered your fears that day. Yeah. 495 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,280 Congratulations. Thank you. 496 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,800 APPLAUSE 497 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,800 Come on. 498 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,680 Now it's time to welcome some true pop royalty. 499 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,800 A bona fide Spice Girl legend. 500 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,880 Yes, it's Sporty Spice herself. 501 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,800 The one and only Melanie C! 502 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,680 CHEERING, WHISTLING 503 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,640 # Melanie C 504 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,680 # Mel, amazing 505 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:22,200 # Mel C! # 506 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,960 Ta-da! How are you? Hello. I'm all right. It's lovely to see you both. 507 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,320 I've been watching at home as well and really enjoying it, so, yeah. 508 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,120 Thank you. Maya's a big fan. 509 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,280 I am a massive... I'm a really big fan. You lot are legends, actually. 510 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,640 And I've even seen you in your DJ career as well. 511 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,760 Yes. You've DJed at Brits After Party. 512 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,680 I saw you going for it. Great energy. 513 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,760 We've been on the same bill haven't we, sometimes? 514 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,480 I DJed before you. Yeah. 515 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,440 Well, what have you been doing in lockdown, Mel? 516 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,840 I have been so busy, because I was... 517 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,080 I, literally, I was in Australia, 518 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,160 and then I flew to LA and I'd started the promo for my new album. 519 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,120 Amazing. Had to come home quickly, 520 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,480 and I had to, like, go, "What are we going to do?" 521 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,600 You know, we had all these promo trips planned. 522 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,800 So I just started doing loads of live stream stuff, 523 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:08,160 Q&As, DJ sets, some performances, and, yeah... 524 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,640 Just from home? Just from home. 525 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,520 So, yeah, I mean, I've barely left my living room, 526 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,240 which now is like a club, a TV studio. It's like... 527 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,040 And then the kids want to play PlayStation. 528 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,400 I mean, and the home-schooling, and the cooking, 529 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,880 and the cleaning, and the... Yeah, it's been full-on. 530 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,920 So I haven't had time to, like, sit around and stuff, 531 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,840 but I think in a way it's been good, 532 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,280 cos it's helped the time pass quicker. Yeah. 533 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,440 You mentioned your new song. Let's have a look now. 534 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,680 This is a clip from Blame It On Me. 535 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,600 # Why don't you just blame it on me again? 536 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,280 # Wide awake but you're sound asleep again 537 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:47,400 # If it works for you then I'll take the heat again 538 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,120 # Running out of people you can call your friend 539 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,920 # So why don't you just blame it on me? # 540 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,720 APPLAUSE 541 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,720 I'll clap myself. 542 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,240 Kung fu fighting! 543 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,080 And, Mel, you're a big Liverpool fan. 544 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,960 Was there a point there where you thought 545 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,200 they weren't going to win it? 546 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,320 To have such an incredible season, 547 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,320 and then for it to just, you know, all go so weird. 548 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,640 It's, like, it's gutting, 549 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:15,080 but Liverpool haven't been this phenomenal since I was a kid, 550 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,560 and I've never doubted that we'd win. 551 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,040 Yeah. 552 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,160 You know, I've always wanted to ask you, 553 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,600 like, what did you make of the boys being called the Spice Boys 554 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,160 when they were obviously in the FA Cup final, things like that? 555 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,280 And obviously, I know you knew some of the players. 556 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,080 Yeah, I probably used to go to the game a bit more back then. 557 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,280 Oh, look, here we are. There they are. The boys. 558 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,840 Spice Boys, to be precise. Look at Jamie. 559 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,960 But they were special, 560 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,680 because they had celebrity friends, they wore their white suits. 561 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,200 They weren't just your average Liverpool team, where they? 562 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,120 Something very funny just popped into my head. 563 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,960 I definitely won't tell that one. 564 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,000 LAUGHTER 565 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000 The one funny thing that I think I can tell you that happened once. 566 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,800 So I was quite friendly with Robbie Fowler, 567 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,720 and I got a voicemail from Robbie one afternoon. 568 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,080 I had a listen and I thought, "That's not Robbie." 569 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,920 And it was Razor Ruddock, and he was asking me to set him up with Geri. 570 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,760 LAUGHING 571 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,760 No way! 572 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,160 Yeah, so he'd nicked Robbie's phone. So, yeah, so that was quite funny. 573 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,080 I don't know why. In my mind, I'd imagine, like, 574 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,920 Spice Girls and footballers meeting up and having, like, barbecues. 575 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,560 Yeah, like Sporty and Becks having a little kick around. 576 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:23,680 Yeah, that's in my mind. Did that happen? No, it didn't. 577 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,560 What about Becks? Where did the nickname Golden Balls come from? 578 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,200 Were they on a chat show? Were they on Parkinson? 579 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,600 And she called him Golden Balls, 580 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,680 and I think it was just at a point in his career 581 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,080 when all was forgiven, and he just had this meteoric rise. 582 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,760 Yeah. You know, David's amazing, and he's a legend. 583 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,080 Great player. I mean... 584 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,920 Did you introduce them? Is that right? 585 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,800 No, I didn't introduce them, but I went to... 586 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:52,480 Me and Victoria went to a game, and we met him afterwards, 587 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,400 and they've been together ever since. 588 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,280 So I was there when they met. Oh, OK. 589 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,000 But that was quite funny. It was Man U, so it was at Old Trafford, 590 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,520 and we went down to do the half-time scores, 591 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,640 and the whole of Old Trafford started going, 592 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,960 "You Scouse bastard! You Scouse bastard!" Oh, my God! 593 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,480 So there's actually photographs on the internet of me going... 594 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,680 Like that. Love it. 595 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,800 But, yeah, I was quite proud of myself at that point, 596 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,200 being shouted at, but, yeah, 597 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,200 she used to get really awful things shouted. 598 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,520 I mean, football fans, as brilliant as they are, they are ruthless. 599 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,640 David Beckham, more than any other player, I think. 600 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,000 I mean, I remember after that World Cup when he came back, 601 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,400 and I remember watching him. 602 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,160 It was Chelsea-Man United, and the abuse he got was unbelievable, 603 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,680 especially about Victoria as well, 604 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,120 so if she was ever in the stand, it would have been harrowing. 605 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,600 It must have been so hard. 606 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,520 I'd like to take the opportunity to apologise. 607 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,240 LAUGHTER 608 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,120 I'm sorry I started that whole thing. 609 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,960 Well, you're sticking around, but for now, thank you, Melanie C! 610 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 611 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,240 All right, Styles, it's your favourite part of the show. 612 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,920 Time to give a lucky Peter Crouch fan 613 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,720 the chance to win some of your stuff 614 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,360 as you take on your school sports day nemesis, 615 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,720 Fast Dad! 616 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,080 The guy. 617 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,160 How you feeling about it? Yeah, no, I'm feeling... 618 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,320 I'm feeling confident. 619 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,120 It's a weird thing, like, knowing that I'm in his head now. 620 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,000 You know you're inside. 621 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,800 I've just got him, and I think he's nervous. 622 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,680 Now, Alex, I know you've lined up some more Peter Crouch fans 623 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,480 that are more than happy to take his stuff. 624 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,920 Do you want to talk us through those? 625 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,520 I do. I am the president, as you know, 626 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,320 of the leading Peter Crouch fan club, the Church of Crouchology, 627 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,960 and this week I asked them a question 628 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,280 that only a true Peter Crouch fan would get right. 629 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,800 It was this question - 630 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,200 what superstitious ritual would Crouchy perform 631 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,840 before the start of a game? 632 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,920 And the Crouchette who answered correctly was Kelly Marshall. 633 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,960 Kelly! 634 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,280 Hello. 635 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,880 She is a dancer from Cambridge. 636 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,600 She currently works in a supermarket, 637 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,440 so she's keeping the country going. 638 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,760 Lovely. Thank you, Kelly. How are you? 639 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,120 I'm good, how are you? I'm very good, thanks. 640 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:02,640 So what superstitious ritual did Peter perform before every game? 641 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,000 A jump and a header, then he tied his right boot up. 642 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,400 That is true, yeah. 643 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,400 APPLAUSE 644 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,960 So, talk us through. Why did you do that? Um... 645 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,160 It's a weird thing, yeah. Just something I always did. 646 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,720 You know you go down the line and you do the handshake. Yeah. 647 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,880 And then from the handshake, 648 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,200 I always liked to sort of practice my header, so I did that. 649 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,240 I used to jump up, header and then I'd run, 650 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,440 I'd clap the fans and then I'd come back and I'd tie my right bootlace. 651 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,040 And you just thought... And I just did it every match of my life. 652 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,400 Did you have any superstitions when you...? Um... 653 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,240 I think I'm quite superstitious. 654 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,240 With the girls, we always come together before the show. 655 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,640 We do this thing where, you know, "All for one, one for all," kind of thing and then we just... 656 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,800 It's like if it goes wrong, you know, it doesn't matter. 657 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,200 Then we'd just go, "Fuck it!" 658 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,520 LAUGHTER 659 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,720 All right, let's find out what item of Peter's stuff 660 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,920 is on offer for you to win tonight, Kelly. 661 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,240 Over to Abbey. 662 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,280 Hello and welcome to our garage. Ta-da! 663 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,800 This week's prize is Pete's manky old boots. 664 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,240 These boots were actually worn 665 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,480 in the Champions League final in Athens. 666 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,760 They are grass print, red, 667 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,160 and a size 12. 668 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,600 There's not a lot of people who are going to fit into these boots, 669 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,320 but it doesn't matter cos it'll double up as a little clutch, 670 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,360 or a wine holder. 671 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,520 SHE CHUCKLES 672 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,640 APPLAUSE 673 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,640 Lovely. Wow. 674 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,520 All right, Crouchy, you have a chance 675 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,880 to stop Kelly walking away with your football boots. 676 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,080 All you have to do 677 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,800 is beat our very own CHINO D'Acampo. 678 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,560 He's currently beating you 2-1. 679 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,000 It's Fast Dad! 680 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,400 CHEERING 681 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,760 # Fast Dad 682 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,920 # Fast Dad 683 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,560 # Chinos! # He'll get a dance to that, too. 684 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,880 The entrance kills me! 685 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,120 Oh, my God, he's not happy. 686 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,400 I'm normally rude to Fast Dad, 687 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,480 but I think we look like sort of before and after photos. 688 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,880 LAUGHTER 689 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,880 Get your hair done, come on. 690 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,480 Peter, you're going to take on Fast Dad 691 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,960 at another school-based activity - basketball. 692 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,840 OK? I imagine this is more your sort of thing. 693 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,440 Can you slam dunk either of you? 694 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,560 Yeah. Yeah? I reckon I can. Chance at the slam. 695 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,200 Here he goes. OK. 696 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 697 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,200 He can. He can. 698 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,760 There we go. That was good. 699 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,720 It's quite easy when you're eight foot, though, isn't it? It does help. 700 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,320 It's looking good for you, Peter, but that is not the challenge. 701 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,520 Now this is a homage, really, 702 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,280 to my favourite Spice Girl and footballer combination, 703 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,600 it's Golden Balls. 704 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,640 All you've got to do is shoot a hoop from the spot 705 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,760 and the rules are simple. It's sudden death. 706 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,440 We keep going until someone gets it in. OK. 707 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,680 If you win, Peter, you get to keep your treasured football boots. 708 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,520 If Fast Dad wins, then Kelly will receive them in the post. 709 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,440 Have either of the you been practising prior? 710 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,280 No, unfortunately not, no. 711 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,000 No information this week or last week on what's going... 712 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,240 Obviously, Peter's now selecting the tasks. 713 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,440 I'm not selecting tasks. Ooh, fighting talk. Here we go. 714 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,800 Peter, Fast Dad, shoot those Golden Balls. 715 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,120 JIMMY: Come on, Fast Dad. Come on! 716 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,200 Ooh! Oh, it's a miss. 717 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,720 Not far off, not far off. 718 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,000 I was nervous there. Not far off. 719 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,880 OK, then, Peter, here we go. 720 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,880 Oh! 721 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,520 Come on! 722 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,920 OK, here... Oh. 723 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,640 Ooh! Oh! 724 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,280 Oh, my God, that was inches. Very close. 725 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,640 Right, they've got their eye in. Here we go. All right. 726 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,840 Oh, my God! 727 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,800 So close. 728 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,280 How's that not gone? 729 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,680 I've just... I've got gigs in September, so if you can just... 730 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,720 LAUGHTER 731 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,440 Oh! Yay! 732 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,520 JIMMY: Fast Dad! 733 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,840 Come on, Fast Dad! 734 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,840 OK. Peter, it's sudden death, as you know. 735 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,200 If you miss this... 736 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,360 Oh. ..Kelly wins your stuff. 737 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,600 And you suddenly die. 738 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,600 Oh, my God! 739 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,240 Fast Dad is the winner! 740 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,280 JIMMY CHUCKLES 741 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,720 Oh, Peter! 742 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,480 Oh, no. Gosh. 743 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,800 Well, congratulations to Fast Dad. 744 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,440 Commiserations, Peter. I'm so sorry, really meant a lot to him today. 745 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,000 But that means the person going home 746 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,080 with Peter's treasured football boots is Kelly. 747 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,160 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 748 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,080 Thank you to Fast Dad. See you next week for another head-to-head. 749 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,120 # Win Peter's stuff, Peter's stuff 750 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,760 # Peter's stuff, win! # 751 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,520 Oh, yes. Oh. 752 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,880 Fast Dad! Peter, Peter. 753 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,640 That was supposed to be the one. 754 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,560 It was, yeah. I'm highly disappointed. 755 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,520 I'm embarrassed and I'd like to apologise. 756 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,960 Sorry about that. I was laughing so much I couldn't look at you 757 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,000 when you were doing it. Yeah, because you know how much it means to me. 758 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,800 Genuine disappointment. 759 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,720 I reckon Fast Dad's going to be on I'm A Celeb next year, you know. 760 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,880 I wouldn't be surprised. He's going massive, isn't he? 761 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,200 In there, "Who are you?" "I beat Peter Crouch at everything." "I'm Fast Dad." 762 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,080 Oh! It's going to make me sick. I won't even watch it. 763 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,880 Right. Well, as you know, one big casualty this summer 764 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,960 has been music festivals being cancelled. 765 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,400 We're all devastated, 766 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,760 but we're here to finally fill that festive-y little hole 767 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,480 in your lives with the Garden Sessions. 768 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,720 Yeah, and this is a good one. 769 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,680 We've got one of the biggest groups in the world 770 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,200 performing in a virtual garden they've created. 771 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,280 Following LA Covid rules, 772 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,560 this is Black Eyed Peas with Mamacita. 773 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,080 # Mamacita, mamacita 774 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,240 # Que bonita, mamacita 775 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:07,200 # Eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh 776 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,600 # Eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh 777 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,760 # Eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh 778 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,960 # Dame eso, dame beso 779 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,320 # Dame tu corazon, dame cuerpo 780 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,560 # Mami, when you move your body I won't let go 781 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,840 # You the best, baby yep, you special 782 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,200 # Damn, baby, I want what you got Eh 783 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,520 # First time I seen you I'm like who that? Eh 784 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,560 # Dame dulce, dame azucar Eh 785 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,040 # I do what you say, vamos a bailar Eh 786 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,440 # Cos I like the way you move like this Eh 787 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,680 # I like the way you wind up your hips Eh 788 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,800 # I like the way you wind and twist it Eh 789 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,560 # Hot damn, baby, you got me lit 790 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,120 # When you put me in the mix put me in the mix 791 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,160 # Put me in the, put me in the put me in the mix 792 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,640 # I'ma put you in the mix put you in the mix 793 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,240 # Put you in the, put you in the put you in the mix, eh 794 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,520 # All right, OK 795 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,680 # I'ma love you all kinda ways 796 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,600 # Boy, you got me caliente 797 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,440 # When you call me mamacita 798 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,720 # All right, uh-huh 799 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,800 # Boy you got me sayin' Ooh-la-la 800 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,960 # Ay, Dios mio, oh, my God 801 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,440 # Call me mamacita 802 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,600 # Mamacita, mamacita 803 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,920 # Que bonita, mamacita 804 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,960 # Eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh 805 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,480 # Eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh 806 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,080 # Eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh 807 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,280 # Put me in the mix put me in your vida 808 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,560 # Put me on top, ponme arriba 809 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,800 # Ponme a', ponme a', ponme arriba 810 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,360 # Mami got the fire and I got the gasolina 811 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,840 # Mueve, mami, move it on me Eh 812 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,200 # Sacudelo, make me a zombie Eh 813 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,440 # Girl, make me sweat like wasabi Eh 814 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,720 # You know I make you wet like tsunami Eh 815 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,800 # I wanna make you my princesa Eh 816 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,080 # Where you wanna go? What interests ya? Eh 817 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,480 # Give you the mundo to impress ya Eh 818 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,680 # If you're hot, baby let me undress ya 819 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,800 # All right, OK 820 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,960 # I'ma love you all kinda ways 821 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,280 # Boy, you got me caliente 822 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,800 # When you call me mamacita 823 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,120 # All right, uh-huh 824 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,120 # Boy you got me sayin' Ooh-la-la 825 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,400 # Ay, Dios mio, oh, my God 826 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,040 # Call me mamacita 827 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,240 # All right, OK 828 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,480 # I'ma love you all kinda ways 829 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,360 # Boy, you got me caliente 830 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,040 # When you call me mamacita 831 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,480 # All right, uh-huh 832 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,360 # Boy, you got me sayin' Ooh-la-la 833 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,720 # Ay, Dios mio, oh, my God 834 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:26,560 # Call me mamacita. # 835 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,600 APPLAUSE 836 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,960 That was so good! Oh, that was good. 837 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,840 Thank you, Black Eyed Peas, who have been working together in LA. 838 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,960 Do you know, they performed that, genuinely, in will.i.am's back garden? 839 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,720 That's his actual back garden? Yeah. 840 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:45,520 You can catch their new album Translation, which is out right now. 841 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,600 Right, we've had music, we've had sport. 842 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,520 It's now time to bring them together 843 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,880 as we play musical VAR. 844 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 845 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,400 # VAR 846 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,120 # Musical VAR 847 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,800 # Very Accurate Rhythm. # 848 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,440 Jim, you look the part here, mate. Yeah, but I mean, 849 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,200 this is against Sporty Spice. This is huge. Yeah, this is big. 850 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,120 It's not against, Jimmy. You're playing together this time. 851 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,200 LAUGHTER 852 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,120 You are playing together, Jimmy. You're a team. 853 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,440 You're going to be the conductor of The Horne Section. 854 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,040 You've chosen table tennis 855 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,560 as your method of conducting the band. 856 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,960 That is going to control the tempo, OK? OK. 857 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,600 And they're going to be playing 858 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,160 everybody's favourite Spice Girl's song, Wannabe. 859 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,840 Ooh, no, not everyone's favourite. No? 2 Become 1. 860 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,400 2 Become 1? 861 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,040 Yeah. Topical. Because it's a bit saucy. 862 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,080 Oh, it's not about the metre rule that's been... 863 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,120 OK, right. 864 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,120 LAUGHTER 865 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,360 So this is obviously how Wannabe sounds. 866 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,560 # I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want 867 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,800 # So tell us what you want What you really, really want 868 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,880 # I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want 869 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,000 # So tell us what you want What you really, really want 870 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,160 # I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want 871 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,360 # So tell us what you want What you really, really want 872 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,560 # I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want 873 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,720 # So tell us what you want What you really, really want 874 00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,840 # And stop! # 875 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,320 There we go. That's what it should sound like. 876 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,720 APPLAUSE 877 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,200 I couldn't remember what I wanted. 878 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,560 But, um... 879 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,560 MEL LAUGHS 880 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,360 Melanie, did you enjoy that? 881 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,600 Erm, I did at the beginning. 882 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,160 Yeah, at... 883 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,120 LAUGHTER 884 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,760 The bit of that song they play should last 30 seconds 885 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,360 if you get the rhythm correctly. 886 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,120 They'll play every time the ball touches your bat or the table. 887 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,400 MEL HUMS: # Mm, mm-mm... # 888 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,480 I want to on top of that leaderboard. 889 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,000 # Mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. # OK? 890 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,360 Ready? 891 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,920 Your music will start when your bat hits the ball. 892 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,480 MUSIC STOPS 893 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,480 OK. 894 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,200 MEL LAUGHS 895 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,200 OK, how un-sporty were the others? 896 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,520 LAUGHTER 897 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,200 MUSIC PLAYS 898 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,640 Oh! Keep going. 899 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,840 No! 900 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,760 MUSIC SPEEDS UP 901 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,280 Yes, good rhythm. This is it. 902 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,520 Woo! Keep going. 903 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,640 Ah! 904 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,200 MUSIC STOPS 905 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,760 APPLAUSE 906 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,160 Oh, yeah. 907 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,680 How did we...how did we do? 908 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,480 You finished it in 909 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,760 38.02 seconds. 910 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,400 That's quite good. 911 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,640 You're in fourth place. 912 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,960 You're not upset, Jimmy? No, I mean, obviously a little bit. 913 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,560 I mean, Sporty Spice, I feel like I've been sold a wrong 'un. 914 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,480 LAUGHTER 915 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,440 Well, they are bottom of the leaderboard. 916 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,240 But thank you to Melanie C and Jimmy Carr. 917 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:41,480 APPLAUSE 918 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,680 # Musical VAR 919 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,360 # Very Accurate Rhythm. # 920 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,320 Yah! 921 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,360 Welcome back. 922 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,520 Yeah, no, I see you looking, drink it in. What a real man looks like. 923 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,040 It's good, it's very good. 924 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,960 All right, well, that's just about all we've got time for. 925 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,880 A massive thanks to our guests tonight, Melanie C, Jimmy Carr, 926 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,600 Black Eyed Peas, Max Whitlock, 927 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,040 Jessica Ennis-Hill 928 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,120 and of course, my absolute favourite, Fast Dad. 929 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,960 Yes, join us next week where we've got Aisling Bea, 930 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,120 Joe Cole, Dinah Asher-Smith, John legend, 931 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,200 all helping to Save Our Summer. 932 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,880 To play us out, Alex and The Horne Section are dedicating a song 933 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,400 to some of the unsung heroes of the last few months. 934 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,800 Who is it this week, Alex? 935 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,120 Yes, this week, we're dedicating a song 936 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,400 to all those beautiful men and women 937 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,720 who spend their time wearing wellies. 938 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,000 No, not the hipsters in East London, 939 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,280 I'm talking about our wonderful farmers. 940 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,760 Amazing. From me, Maya, Alex and The Horne Section, 941 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,160 it's goodnight. Night! 942 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,440 One, two, three. 943 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,400 # There is Georgie milking cows every day 944 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:48,000 # And there's Marcus making sure the chickens lay 945 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:54,240 # He's a man who's on a mission 946 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:57,680 # To provide nice eggs for you 947 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,800 # Thanks to Cheryl we get nutrition 948 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:09,960 # And Andy too, his cows say moo-oo-oo 949 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,280 # Farmer, farmer, farmer You are one in a million... # 950 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,600 Thank you. 951 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,640 # ..You rake and sow 952 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,600 # You rear and hoe, hoe-hoe-hoe 953 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:24,320 # Loving isn't easy when you're feeding from dawn till dusk 954 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,720 # You milk a cow 955 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,040 # And guide the plough 956 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:34,760 # Thank you Mandy You're so happy with your lambs 957 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,400 # Thanks to Flavian for sorting out our ham 958 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:44,680 # Josh you've got a mighty tractor 959 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:48,880 # It can plough a field so steep 960 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,960 # Andrew's calves have the X factor 961 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,920 # Hannah you your lovely sheep 962 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,440 # Farmer, farmer, farmer You are one in a million... # 963 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,000 Thank you. 964 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 # ..You rake and hoe 965 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,920 # You rear and sow-ow-ow-ow 966 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:14,520 # Loving isn't easy when you're feeding from dawn till dusk 967 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,160 # You milk the cows 968 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,640 # And guide the plo-ughs. # 969 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,680 Thank you, farmers. 970 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,920 APPLAUSE 123752

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