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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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This is Peter Crouch:
Save Our Summer!
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Please welcome the lady who stopped
us feeling down in lockdown.
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It's Maya Jama!
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And a footballing legend that
we all look up to. Literally!
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It's Peter Crouch!
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# Crouchy, you're so long
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# You're so long!
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# I realise I'm in love
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# So in love
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# Your legs go on and on
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# On and on
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# That's why we're singing this song
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# Oh, Crouchy, you're so long
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# Your legs go on and on
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# Hey, Crouchy, you're so long
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# Oh, Crouchy, you're so long. #
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Yay! Love that!
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Oh, my! Look at you, a new song
every week. That's quite surreal.
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You're going to have an album
by the end of this. Yeah.
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I've got a Spice Girl
singing You're So Long to me.
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It's a real privilege!
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I'm not going to lie. I've been
trying to compose myself a lot.
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I'm a huge fan. Melanie C, everyone!
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CHEERING
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What an honour. It is
a big moment for me.
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I had the Spice Girls lunchboxes.
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I used to dress up
on fancy dress days as you lot.
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Maya's been very excited.
I've been very excited.
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You haven't sang that song
in a long time, as well.
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Yeah, with a bit of a twist,
with Alex and the boys, yes.
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It's lovely to be
back with these guys.
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We've worked together before.
Have you?
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I used to be in the Spice Girls!
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LAUGHTER
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And Jimmy Carr is here.
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CHEERING
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It's nice to be here. It's just nice
to be out the house, frankly.
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It's nice to be anywhere.
How was that being in goal?
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Was I in goal? I was unaware!
I'm not really...
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I'm not the sportiest of your
guests, I'll be honest with you.
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That was fine. A little bit scary,
looking at your...
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I would call them legs, but
they're not normal legs, are they?
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They're not normal. It's like you've
got an ankle that just won't quit.
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It was kind of weird
seeing you sort of come at me.
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It was like the BFG had a kid.
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All right. Well, thanks,
Jimmy and Melanie.
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We'll be seeing a bit more of them
in just a bit.
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We will,
and welcome to Save Our Summer!
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CHEERING
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As well as Jimmy
and Melanie C, we've got
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a very unique Garden Sessions
performance from Black Eyed Peas,
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and he's back to try and make
it 3-1 against Peter.
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He's the king of chinos.
Fast Dad is here.
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You are still,
you came in smirking today.
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You're really happy
about beating him, aren't you? Yeah.
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You know, he lives
in the local area.
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People have been coming up to me
constantly saying,
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I can't believe you're getting
toyed with by Fast Dad.
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Are you getting teased? You know,
dog walking, it's really my life.
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We've found his weakness.
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If it's not to do with fast-paced
running, he's not as strong.
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He's not a skilful dad. Right!
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Well, let's bring on our first
guest. Yes.
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The only thing funnier than
my next guest is his own laugh.
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It's Jimmy Carr!
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APPLAUSE
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# It's Jimmy Carr
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# It's Jimmy Carr!
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# Jimmy... #
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Hello, Jimmy. What a pleasure to be
here. I've been watching at home.
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This is nice. Thank you.
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Genuinely I've been sat at home
watching this,
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because I'm not working for the
first time in my life. Yeah, yeah.
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I was going to say, literally the
busiest man ever is now not busy.
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I'm not doing anything.
It's all right.
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I wanted to comment on this hat.
It's a bit of a Peaky Blinders look.
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Yeah, I shaved my head.
Whoa! When did this happen?
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APPLAUSE
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Thanks very much, yeah.
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It's a very different look for you.
Well, I'll tell you what I did.
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You know, I had a hair transplant.
OK.
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Because you know I kind of had
a look of a snooker-playing vampire.
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I always called you a vampire.
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I said snooker player and
she said vampire, funnily enough.
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Well, you're both right!
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So what happened was,
my hair was socially distancing
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from my forehead,
and I'd had enough of it.
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So I got them to...
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So you genuinely did have...?
I genuinely did, yeah.
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I shaved my head,
and what they do is they take
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hairs from the back of your head
and they put them on the front.
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It's basically, I had enough hair,
it was just in the wrong place.
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Right. Growing out the ears, and...
It was just a bit of redistribution.
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You know what I have to say.
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Hats off to you, no pun intended,
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because not many people would be
that open about doing it. Very true.
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That's a weird thing where guys
in Hollywood or whatever sort of go,
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"Oh, I haven't had anything done!
Oh, no."
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Be honest, did lockdown finish
a little bit too early for you?
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Were you hoping to have
like a full barnet before...?
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He wanted dreadlocks
by the end of it!
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Well, probably
before I go back on...
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I don't know when it's coming back.
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For a lot of people I think lockdown
is still a very real thing.
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Have you got a joint household yet?
Have you chosen your bubble?
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My bubble?
Didn't Boris call it a bubble?
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You can have a household
with a...bubble, apparently.
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If a household has a bubble,
you can mix with it.
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Basically, you can
join households with another
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household as long as they've
only got one person.
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Sorry, are we doing like
Wife Swap on a national scale?
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So you phone up your friend
with the fittest wife...
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And you say, "Let's have a swap."
OK. Do you want to swap?
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Oh, my God! I'm just saying!
I'm just saying.
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So, are you planning
on getting anything else done?
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I've had everything else done! I had
my teeth done and it was, ting!
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They look great.
Your teeth look good.
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They look quite natural, as well.
Quite natural? Quite natural.
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Quite natural was exactly
what we were going for.
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I said,
"I don't want these looking real.
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"I want people to know I've had them
done." Quite natural, then.
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You see, I've been called
the fourth Bee Gee before, right?
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I don't feel like that's warranted,
because mine were...
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I got them knocked out and
caught them, in a match.
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So what I'm going to do,
when I go back in,
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I need to get them fitted back in.
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I'm not going to say I want
the brown ones that I had before!
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Do you know what I mean? I'm
going to say I want the white set!
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When your teeth got done, did they
have any in your size? Because...
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Are you saying I've got horse teeth?
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No, I'm not being mean.
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I'm just saying you could eat
an apple through a fence.
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That is very true. You look lovely.
Thanks. Really approachable.
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So you got yours
knocked out in a match?
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Coloccini, who plays for Newcastle,
elbowed me in the face.
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How high was his elbow?
I know, yeah.
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Well, he's obviously meant it,
I believe.
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And then, yeah, they fell out
and I caught them. And I tried to...
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How many teeth? Is someone going to
win those later on in the show?
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I was going to say,
other than your teeth,
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are you into surgery or anything?
Not really.
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But my nose was terrible before,
I broke that again,
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and it was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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You got kicked in the face
and that's the best thing that's
ever happened? Yeah.
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If you'd have seen my nose
beforehand, honestly, it was awful.
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I had it smashed to pieces.
Was it like Mr Potato Head?
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It was pretty bad. It was
sort of over here somewhere. Wow.
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Yeah. I think
you've got great features.
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I don't know
if they all go together...
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Speaking of things that aren't real,
a lot of people
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speculate about your laugh,
and they say it's a fake laugh.
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It's that actually a telly
laugh or a real one?
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Why would you fake that laugh?
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HE IMITATES OWN LAUGH
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It's a weird kind of seal
being attacked by a donkey.
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That hard to do, as well.
I think we can play it, Jimmy.
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I think we can play your laugh.
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Do we know Jimmy's laugh?
I think we can do it.
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So it's E-flat, I think.
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HONKING
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Not bad. I think I'm flattered!
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It's an iconic laugh.
It is a big laugh. I like it.
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It's a weird noise,
but it's very genuine.
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Unlike the rest of me,
it is genuine!
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That part's real.
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JIMMY LAUGHS
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LAUGHTER
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There you go.
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No, listen. You've been
to Wimbledon, like, every year.
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I go to Wimbledon a lot, yeah.
I love tennis.
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I just adore it as a sport to watch.
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I think a lot of people maybe
find it a little bit boring.
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Don't panic, football's back!
No, I grew up with tennis.
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I played tennis when I was kid.
You play tennis? Tennis and
football, yeah. OK.
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Do you just stand in the middle
and Mr Tickle it?
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No, I enjoyed it.
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I played almost to the level
of football and then I chose...
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Almost to the level of football?
For me. Really? You were that...?
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I was decent, yeah.
You should have done it.
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You're probably still
number two in Britain.
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Melanie, have you ever
been to Wimbledon? No.
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I'm actually really terrible
at tennis. But I know Jimmy's handy.
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You do love your tennis, don't you?
Yeah, really, I love it.
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It's kind of that sports thing.
I came to sports very late in life.
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I was probably about 35 when I went,
"I might do some sport.
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"I might give that a go."
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Because the first ten years
of being a comedian,
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I was just eating food in garages
and I went a bit...
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And then I saw myself on TV
and went, "That's got to stop!"
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Have you played against
anyone famous?
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I've played against a lot of people.
I played against Boris Johnson.
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Once. Really? Yeah.
How was he? He was out of his depth.
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Insert your own joke there.
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I played against Andy Murray
a couple of times, Tim Henman.
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I once played Elton John at Elton's
house. I know Elton quite well.
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I went round for a game and
I thought, "I'll do him a favour,
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"I'll give him a bit of a lesson
here." He was amazing! Was he?
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He was properly great,
an incredible, sort of, forehand.
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Brilliant. Our Elton, hey? Who knew?
Who knew? He can do everything!
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Right. With the Euros, the Olympics
gone this summer, we created
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a special tournament featuring some
of the UK's biggest names in sport.
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Here's legendary commentator
John Motson to tell us more.
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The smorgasbord of sport that 2020
promised to be
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has been wiped off the menu.
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Oh! But when the chips are down and
our backs are against the wall,
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we never give in...
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SHE CHEERS
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..we fight.
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We fight back with toilet rolls,
with teabags
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and with ping-pong balls.
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Oh!
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All of which gave Peter Crouch
an idea
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to help save our summer of sport.
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This is a title I really want.
I'm up for it. Come on.
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He has assembled eight
sporting superstars...
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Concentrate, man. Come on.
..at the peak of their powers,
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going head-to-head in a knockout
tournament like no other.
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Yes!
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This is The Sporting Fix.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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And there it is,
the Cup of Cups trophy.
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There she is.
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# Champions! #
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Right, yeah, it's got fairy lights
on it this week. Mm.
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Um... It's still rubbish.
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LAUGHTER
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I've never seen a cup with fairy
lights on them. No.
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It's not going to catch on.
Where are you going to plug it in?
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LAUGHTER
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Very true, very true.
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Extension leads everywhere. Yeah.
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This week, the action is really
hotting up.
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Going head-to-head in our
third quarterfinal,
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we've got
gymnastics versus athletics
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as five-time Olympic medallist
Max Whitlock
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takes on Olympic gold medal legend
Jessica Ennis-Hill.
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It's massive. There's only one thing
to do with bouncy Olympians,
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you make them high jump
stacks of cups.
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Here's what they're taking on.
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Oh! Oh! Oh. Yeah.
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So all our sports stars need
is a good leap,
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some cups and a strong coccyx.
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What do you think a coccyx is?
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What do I think a coccyx is? Yeah.
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Don't draw me out like this.
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You know I don't know what
a coccyx is.
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Is it the...the little, um,
bone in between your bum cheeks?
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That one that hangs out? That's
close enough. It's like, yeah, it's
the bottom of your back, isn't it?
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Tail bone? Do you know, Abbey broke
her coccyx once.
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I know we're getting off topic
here, but she did...
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How did you do that, you legend?
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LAUGHTER
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I was dancing on the bar, believe it
or not. As you do.
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And, yeah, she's looked up, laughed
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and fell backwards
and broke her coccyx. Yeah.
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Oh!
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Bless her. Yeah.
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Right, so for our third
quarterfinal of The Sporting Fix,
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Whitlock versus Ennis-Hill.
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Commentary from Steve Wilson.
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Here we are, then. Jessica
Ennis-Hill going head-to-head
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with Max Whitlock in
the High Jump Cup Challenge.
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These two are no strangers
to elite-level competition,
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but today we'll see who can really
handle the pressure.
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I think we've all been
gagging for some sport this year.
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We've missed so much so I was so,
so excited
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when I got asked to take
part in The Sporting Fix challenge.
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Being selected for the Cup of Cups
tournament, this is game changing.
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Let's go.
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For this quarterfinal,
there are no rules.
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Jump over as many cups as possible
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in any way possible.
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The warm-ups are almost over.
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Just time for a spot of showboating
from Max.
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Max is first. Here we go.
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Beautifully done!
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Opted for the backflip and barely
broke a sweat there.
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Max showing that he's no mug
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when it comes to clearing cups.
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Jessica's up next. Seven cups now.
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The weather is not on her
side today.
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Oh! She'll be happy with that.
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Remember, clearing the higher stack
of cups
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is what wins here today.
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Oh, it's beautiful!
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The classic gymnastic round-off.
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You'll see his T-shirt nearly
clipped the top cup here.
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Might want to tuck that in, Max.
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Max's wife, Leah, helping to
steady nine cups now.
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And he's done it!
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Dive roll and still plenty
of clearance.
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Nine cups for Jess now.
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It's almost as tall as she is.
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Oh, my!
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The spring in those heels
is remarkable!
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Now Max is going for 11.
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Can he do it?
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Oh, yes, he can!
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He's certainly set the bar high.
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If you manage to beat that,
then you deserve to go through
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cos that's nearly as tall as me
so I'm pretty pleased. Phew!
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So, Max gave up at 11 cups.
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Can Jess do one better and jump 12?
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Looks like she's going for it,
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and hoping for a soft landing.
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Jess Ennis-Hill. This for victory.
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Oh, she's done it!
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A save-our-summer scissor kick
straddle stepover!
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She's through to meet Mo Farah
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in the semifinal.
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Woohoo!
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Not bad, Max!
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Well, that's it for today.
I've been Steve Wilson
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and this has been The Sporting Fix.
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Oh, that was good, wasn't it?
That kick was good.
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I didn't think she was going to get
it when I saw him doing all the
gymnastics acrobatic situation,
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but the fly-kick sorted it.
That was the scissor technique.
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I was Ealing Borough record holder
at 15.
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Were you actually?
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I genuinely... I genuinely
was, actually.
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Such a sporty man, so many
accolades. Yeah. Yeah, I know,
thanks a lot.
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Who has a...?
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LAUGHTER
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Who has a crash mat lying around
the house just to wheel in?
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Yeah, no, that... She was always
going to win with that.
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What's she been getting up to
on that crash mat?
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Well, it's always nice to have
something to fall back on.
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LAUGHTER
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Right, unlucky, Max,
but congratulations to Jessica,
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who will meet the mighty Mo Farah
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in our first semifinal
in two weeks' time.
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CHEERING
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# Peter Crouch's Sporting Fix. #
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So retirement doesn't have to be
all playing Scrabble
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and watching Homes Under The Hammer,
and we know that because this week,
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Peter took his ex team-mate
Wayne Bridge
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high-wire tightrope walking.
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I don't know why you did this.
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I'm guessing having
a low centre of gravity
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was obviously a key thing before
this one, right?
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Yeah, possibly the reason why
I was terrible at it. Mm.
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It was horrendous.
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You know when you jump out of
a plane, you just jump.
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This one, it felt like...
No. No, I don't.
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No, but you just jump and you can't
do anything about it. This one,
every step felt like
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you were jumping out of a plane. It
was just so unnatural and horrible.
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When did you actually retire from
football? Was it...? Last year.
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Was it only last year? Yeah, yeah.
Where did you end up? What club did
you end up at?
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I was at Burnley.
Well, that hardly counts.
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LAUGHTER
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Well, let's have a look now.
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When Crouchy and Wayne went
on an extreme retirement challenge.
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Bridgey, I'm not sure about this
now, you know.
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We ain't going up there, surely?
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What was you thinking?
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I've done a few bits
and pieces for this show,
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but this is right up there with
one of the stupidest.
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THEY LAUGH
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How are you, mate? All good. Yeah,
all good.
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00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,080
Oh, wow, you are as tall as they say
you are. Crikey!
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I look like your pole. Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
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I don't know if I've got one long
enough for you.
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Use your breath. That's it, Bridgey.
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Keep breathing. Breathe deeper.
Look at that.
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00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,880
Yeah, keep straight in the middle.
Keep breathing. Keep breathing.
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Stay, stay!
368
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,440
OK, cool.
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This is so hard! So tough, yeah.
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Oh, f...
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Do you know when you started
playing football,
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did you ever think you'd
be doing this?
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THEY LAUGH
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Yes, geez!
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What we're doing here is
the things you couldn't do
when you were playing.
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Is there anything that you did,
maybe broke the rules?
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Snowboarding, really.
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I was at Man City at the time,
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training ground was right by
SnowDome so every day...
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What, so like, every day
after training?
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Every day, every day, I was
at that SnowDome
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from literally one till ten at night
when it shut,
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just trying to get better
and better.
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I actually got injured one day, so
I've got Nedum Onuoha and I said,
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"Right, first minute of training,
geez, you've got to push me over
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"and I've got to pretend I've done
my elbow."
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00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,080
So it was in the warm up, I think,
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and then he pushed me over and
I said, "Oh, I've done my elbow!"
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So what do you reckon, mate,
should we give this a go or what?
390
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,880
Going to have to now we're here,
I guess. Now we're here.
391
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I ain't being funny,
I'm well nervous now.
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PETER LAUGHS
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This is scary.
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Feel your breath
coming into your body.
395
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:04,960
I'm just happy I'm breathing
at the moment, to be honest.
396
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,920
I am shitting myself, mate, honest.
397
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,480
Sorry, my language, but...
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00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,760
My legs feel like jelly.
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00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,880
Good. Keep moving forward.
400
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,240
Eyes lock onto the tower.
401
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,600
Keep breathing.
Focus with your eyes.
402
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,240
Good. Hold that pole strong.
Pull it onto the body.
403
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,120
Stay strong. Whoa! Stay strong!
404
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,920
Pull that pole up straight.
Strong legs.
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00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,800
And walk forwards when you're ready.
406
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,840
Look at the end of the wire
407
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,800
and keep stepping slowly,
408
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,320
but determined.
409
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,400
Use your breath to relax the wobble.
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00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,720
Take your time.
411
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,320
Stay with it,
stay present in THIS moment.
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Step.
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And breathing all the way.
414
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,440
Bridgey! That's me. I couldn't
go any further, mate.
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00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,520
Woohoo!
416
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,000
Mate, that is so wobbly.
417
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,400
Mate, you've just done it!
418
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,840
My leg's all over the shop, mate.
Oh, my gosh. Unbelievable.
419
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,040
Well done, man.
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00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,200
I mean, that's incredible.
Like, considering...
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00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,280
I mean, he was scared.
I could see it in his face.
422
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,240
Cheers, mate. No worries, man.
Well done.
423
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,400
Fair play, son. I want to give you
a handshake, but brilliant.
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00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,280
You got me, yeah? Yeah, I got you.
425
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,960
Cor, that's fucking high.
426
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,440
You all right?
Do you feel all right?
427
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,320
Nah.
428
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,320
Sweating. Yeah, my hands
are sweating as well.
429
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:41,000
I'm, like, sweat... Dripping.
Like, dripping with sweat.
430
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,280
Aw, mate.
431
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,440
Come on, geez.
432
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,280
Breathe into the next step.
433
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,120
OK.
434
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,560
I'm struggling with this. Big time.
435
00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:00,000
Stepping, breathing, stepping.
Keep strong. Stand up straight.
436
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,160
Stand up straight.
Keep stepping forward.
437
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,240
That's all right, mate.
I done that a few times.
438
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,480
Try step. Stay strong and tall.
439
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LAUGHTER
440
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,680
You almost got him!
You almost got him!
441
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,040
Ah!
442
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,840
I can't help laughing.
I don't mean it in a bad way.
443
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,000
My technique's gone. Completely.
444
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,240
You never had much technique anyway!
445
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,360
Tech'ers has always been
ugly, innit, really?
446
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,840
No, I didn't mean on the pitch.
I just meant on this.
447
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,960
I thought you were quite
good on the pitch.
448
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,680
This is the same day, by the way.
449
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:51,400
Here he goes. Here he goes.
Go for it. One, two, and again.
450
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,240
Keep going, keep going. Stay strong.
451
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Keep holding that pole.
Keep walking.
452
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,160
Keep walking.
453
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,640
Keep going. Stay strong.
Bring that pole up to the belly.
454
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Stay calm. Keep going forward.
455
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,440
He's got it if he stays
at that pace.
456
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,560
Feel the wire underneath the feet.
457
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,600
Feel the breath
coming into your body.
458
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,320
Breathe deep and strong.
I want to hear your breath.
459
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,240
Nice and calm. Nice and fluid.
460
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,840
Gently. Yes!
461
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,680
PETER YELLS
462
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,480
Look how happy he is!
Come on! Woo!
463
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,880
WHISTLING
464
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,400
How good does that feel?
465
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,000
That feels amazing, honestly.
I just...
466
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,520
I didn't think I could do that.
467
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,640
Chris, thanks again, mate.
My pleasure.
468
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,840
You've done amazing, both of you.
Thank you very much.
469
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,160
I had a gag planned for
afterwards when we got over,
470
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,120
and things got heavy. Very serious.
471
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,240
THEY LAUGH
472
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,800
Am I ready for the circus or what?
473
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,400
There's always room for
one more in the circus.
474
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,760
APPLAUSE
475
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:04,640
BAND PLAYS JAZZY TUNE
476
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:09,040
Well done. Well done.
That looked so, so scary.
477
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,520
Honestly, it was harrowing. That's
the first time I've seen it back.
478
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,000
It's brought back so many memories.
It was horrible.
479
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,680
It was the worst thing
I've ever done.
480
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,320
Like I said before, if it's on your
bucket list, just take it off.
481
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:23,600
Delete it. It was horrible, but I
was so glad that we got through it,
482
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,400
and we got over it,
and I just didn't realise
483
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,280
how degrading it looked when I fell
and I was just, like, hanging.
484
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,000
You came down,
you looked like Pinocchio.
485
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,960
Just like a sad, "I'm not a real
boy any more," coming down.
486
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,600
You know the big ladder
that you climbed? Mm.
487
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,800
Any relation?
488
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,800
LAUGHTER
489
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,040
Do you know when I turned up,
490
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,720
it was, like, two ladders
either side.
491
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,480
It just looked like me from behind.
492
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,320
I have to give a shoutout to Bridgey
as well, because he was scared.
493
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,640
Very scared, and first time,
he got across.
494
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,520
You both conquered your fears
that day. Yeah.
495
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,280
Congratulations. Thank you.
496
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,800
APPLAUSE
497
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,800
Come on.
498
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,680
Now it's time to welcome
some true pop royalty.
499
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,800
A bona fide Spice Girl legend.
500
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,880
Yes, it's Sporty Spice herself.
501
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,800
The one and only Melanie C!
502
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,680
CHEERING, WHISTLING
503
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,640
# Melanie C
504
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,680
# Mel, amazing
505
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:22,200
# Mel C! #
506
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,960
Ta-da! How are you? Hello. I'm all
right. It's lovely to see you both.
507
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,320
I've been watching at home as well
and really enjoying it, so, yeah.
508
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,120
Thank you. Maya's a big fan.
509
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,280
I am a massive... I'm a really big
fan. You lot are legends, actually.
510
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,640
And I've even seen you in
your DJ career as well.
511
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,760
Yes. You've DJed at
Brits After Party.
512
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,680
I saw you going for it.
Great energy.
513
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,760
We've been on the same bill
haven't we, sometimes?
514
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,480
I DJed before you. Yeah.
515
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,440
Well, what have you been
doing in lockdown, Mel?
516
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,840
I have been so busy,
because I was...
517
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,080
I, literally, I was in Australia,
518
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,160
and then I flew to LA and I'd
started the promo for my new album.
519
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,120
Amazing. Had to come home quickly,
520
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,480
and I had to, like, go,
"What are we going to do?"
521
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,600
You know, we had all
these promo trips planned.
522
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,800
So I just started doing
loads of live stream stuff,
523
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:08,160
Q&As, DJ sets, some performances,
and, yeah...
524
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,640
Just from home? Just from home.
525
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,520
So, yeah, I mean, I've barely
left my living room,
526
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,240
which now is like a club,
a TV studio. It's like...
527
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,040
And then the kids want
to play PlayStation.
528
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,400
I mean, and the home-schooling,
and the cooking,
529
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,880
and the cleaning, and the...
Yeah, it's been full-on.
530
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,920
So I haven't had time to, like,
sit around and stuff,
531
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,840
but I think in a way it's been good,
532
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,280
cos it's helped the time
pass quicker. Yeah.
533
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,440
You mentioned your new song.
Let's have a look now.
534
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,680
This is a clip from Blame It On Me.
535
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,600
# Why don't you just
blame it on me again?
536
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,280
# Wide awake but you're
sound asleep again
537
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:47,400
# If it works for you then
I'll take the heat again
538
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,120
# Running out of people
you can call your friend
539
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,920
# So why don't you just
blame it on me? #
540
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,720
APPLAUSE
541
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,720
I'll clap myself.
542
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,240
Kung fu fighting!
543
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,080
And, Mel, you're a
big Liverpool fan.
544
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,960
Was there a point there
where you thought
545
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,200
they weren't going to win it?
546
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,320
To have such an incredible season,
547
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,320
and then for it to just,
you know, all go so weird.
548
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,640
It's, like, it's gutting,
549
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:15,080
but Liverpool haven't been this
phenomenal since I was a kid,
550
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,560
and I've never doubted
that we'd win.
551
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,040
Yeah.
552
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,160
You know, I've always
wanted to ask you,
553
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,600
like, what did you make of the boys
being called the Spice Boys
554
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,160
when they were obviously in
the FA Cup final, things like that?
555
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,280
And obviously, I know you knew
some of the players.
556
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,080
Yeah, I probably used to go to
the game a bit more back then.
557
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,280
Oh, look, here we are.
There they are. The boys.
558
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,840
Spice Boys, to be precise.
Look at Jamie.
559
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,960
But they were special,
560
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,680
because they had celebrity friends,
they wore their white suits.
561
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,200
They weren't just your average
Liverpool team, where they?
562
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,120
Something very funny just
popped into my head.
563
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,960
I definitely won't tell that one.
564
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,000
LAUGHTER
565
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000
The one funny thing that I think
I can tell you that happened once.
566
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,800
So I was quite friendly
with Robbie Fowler,
567
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,720
and I got a voicemail
from Robbie one afternoon.
568
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,080
I had a listen and I thought,
"That's not Robbie."
569
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,920
And it was Razor Ruddock, and he was
asking me to set him up with Geri.
570
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,760
LAUGHING
571
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,760
No way!
572
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,160
Yeah, so he'd nicked Robbie's phone.
So, yeah, so that was quite funny.
573
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,080
I don't know why. In my mind,
I'd imagine, like,
574
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,920
Spice Girls and footballers meeting
up and having, like, barbecues.
575
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,560
Yeah, like Sporty and Becks
having a little kick around.
576
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:23,680
Yeah, that's in my mind.
Did that happen? No, it didn't.
577
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,560
What about Becks? Where did
the nickname Golden Balls come from?
578
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,200
Were they on a chat show?
Were they on Parkinson?
579
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,600
And she called him Golden Balls,
580
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,680
and I think it was just
at a point in his career
581
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,080
when all was forgiven, and
he just had this meteoric rise.
582
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,760
Yeah. You know, David's amazing,
and he's a legend.
583
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,080
Great player. I mean...
584
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,920
Did you introduce them?
Is that right?
585
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,800
No, I didn't introduce them,
but I went to...
586
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:52,480
Me and Victoria went to a game,
and we met him afterwards,
587
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,400
and they've been
together ever since.
588
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,280
So I was there when they met.
Oh, OK.
589
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,000
But that was quite funny. It was
Man U, so it was at Old Trafford,
590
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,520
and we went down to do
the half-time scores,
591
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,640
and the whole of Old Trafford
started going,
592
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,960
"You Scouse bastard!
You Scouse bastard!" Oh, my God!
593
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,480
So there's actually photographs
on the internet of me going...
594
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,680
Like that. Love it.
595
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,800
But, yeah, I was quite proud
of myself at that point,
596
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,200
being shouted at, but, yeah,
597
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,200
she used to get really
awful things shouted.
598
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,520
I mean, football fans, as brilliant
as they are, they are ruthless.
599
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,640
David Beckham, more than
any other player, I think.
600
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,000
I mean, I remember after that
World Cup when he came back,
601
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,400
and I remember watching him.
602
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,160
It was Chelsea-Man United, and
the abuse he got was unbelievable,
603
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,680
especially about Victoria as well,
604
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,120
so if she was ever in the stand,
it would have been harrowing.
605
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,600
It must have been so hard.
606
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,520
I'd like to take the opportunity
to apologise.
607
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,240
LAUGHTER
608
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,120
I'm sorry I started
that whole thing.
609
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,960
Well, you're sticking around,
but for now, thank you, Melanie C!
610
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,920
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
611
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,240
All right, Styles, it's
your favourite part of the show.
612
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,920
Time to give a lucky
Peter Crouch fan
613
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,720
the chance to win some of your stuff
614
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,360
as you take on your school
sports day nemesis,
615
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,720
Fast Dad!
616
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,080
The guy.
617
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,160
How you feeling about it?
Yeah, no, I'm feeling...
618
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,320
I'm feeling confident.
619
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,120
It's a weird thing, like, knowing
that I'm in his head now.
620
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,000
You know you're inside.
621
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,800
I've just got him,
and I think he's nervous.
622
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,680
Now, Alex, I know you've lined up
some more Peter Crouch fans
623
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,480
that are more than happy
to take his stuff.
624
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,920
Do you want to talk us through
those?
625
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,520
I do. I am the president,
as you know,
626
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,320
of the leading Peter Crouch fan
club, the Church of Crouchology,
627
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,960
and this week I asked them
a question
628
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,280
that only a true Peter Crouch
fan would get right.
629
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,800
It was this question -
630
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,200
what superstitious ritual
would Crouchy perform
631
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,840
before the start of a game?
632
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,920
And the Crouchette who answered
correctly was Kelly Marshall.
633
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,960
Kelly!
634
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,280
Hello.
635
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,880
She is a dancer from Cambridge.
636
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,600
She currently works
in a supermarket,
637
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,440
so she's keeping the country going.
638
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,760
Lovely. Thank you, Kelly.
How are you?
639
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,120
I'm good, how are you?
I'm very good, thanks.
640
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:02,640
So what superstitious ritual did
Peter perform before every game?
641
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,000
A jump and a header, then he tied
his right boot up.
642
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,400
That is true, yeah.
643
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,400
APPLAUSE
644
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,960
So, talk us through. Why did you do
that? Um...
645
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,160
It's a weird thing, yeah.
Just something I always did.
646
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,720
You know you go down the line and
you do the handshake. Yeah.
647
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,880
And then from the handshake,
648
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,200
I always liked to sort of practice
my header, so I did that.
649
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,240
I used to jump up, header and then
I'd run,
650
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,440
I'd clap the fans and then I'd come
back and I'd tie my right bootlace.
651
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,040
And you just thought... And I
just did it every match of my life.
652
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,400
Did you have any superstitions
when you...? Um...
653
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,240
I think I'm quite superstitious.
654
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,240
With the girls, we always come
together before the show.
655
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,640
We do this thing where, you know,
"All for one, one for all," kind of
thing and then we just...
656
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,800
It's like if it goes wrong, you
know, it doesn't matter.
657
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,200
Then we'd just go, "Fuck it!"
658
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,520
LAUGHTER
659
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,720
All right, let's find out what
item of Peter's stuff
660
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,920
is on offer for you to win
tonight, Kelly.
661
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,240
Over to Abbey.
662
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,280
Hello and welcome to our garage.
Ta-da!
663
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,800
This week's prize is Pete's
manky old boots.
664
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,240
These boots were actually worn
665
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,480
in the Champions League final
in Athens.
666
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,760
They are grass print, red,
667
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,160
and a size 12.
668
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,600
There's not a lot of people who
are going to fit into these boots,
669
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,320
but it doesn't matter cos it'll
double up as a little clutch,
670
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,360
or a wine holder.
671
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,520
SHE CHUCKLES
672
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,640
APPLAUSE
673
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,640
Lovely. Wow.
674
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,520
All right, Crouchy, you have
a chance
675
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,880
to stop Kelly walking away
with your football boots.
676
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,080
All you have to do
677
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,800
is beat our very own CHINO D'Acampo.
678
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,560
He's currently beating you 2-1.
679
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,000
It's Fast Dad!
680
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,400
CHEERING
681
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,760
# Fast Dad
682
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,920
# Fast Dad
683
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,560
# Chinos! #
He'll get a dance to that, too.
684
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,880
The entrance kills me!
685
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,120
Oh, my God, he's not happy.
686
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,400
I'm normally rude to Fast Dad,
687
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,480
but I think we look like sort
of before and after photos.
688
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,880
LAUGHTER
689
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,880
Get your hair done, come on.
690
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,480
Peter, you're going to take
on Fast Dad
691
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,960
at another school-based activity -
basketball.
692
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,840
OK? I imagine this is
more your sort of thing.
693
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,440
Can you slam dunk either of you?
694
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,560
Yeah. Yeah? I reckon I can.
Chance at the slam.
695
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,200
Here he goes. OK.
696
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,200
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
697
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,200
He can. He can.
698
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,760
There we go. That was good.
699
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,720
It's quite easy when you're
eight foot, though, isn't it?
It does help.
700
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,320
It's looking good for you, Peter,
but that is not the challenge.
701
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,520
Now this is a homage, really,
702
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,280
to my favourite Spice Girl and
footballer combination,
703
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,600
it's Golden Balls.
704
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,640
All you've got to do is shoot
a hoop from the spot
705
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,760
and the rules are simple.
It's sudden death.
706
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,440
We keep going until someone gets
it in. OK.
707
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,680
If you win, Peter, you get to keep
your treasured football boots.
708
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,520
If Fast Dad wins, then Kelly will
receive them in the post.
709
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,440
Have either of the you been
practising prior?
710
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,280
No, unfortunately not, no.
711
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,000
No information this week or last
week on what's going...
712
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,240
Obviously, Peter's now selecting
the tasks.
713
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,440
I'm not selecting tasks. Ooh,
fighting talk. Here we go.
714
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,800
Peter, Fast Dad,
shoot those Golden Balls.
715
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,120
JIMMY: Come on, Fast Dad. Come on!
716
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,200
Ooh! Oh, it's a miss.
717
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,720
Not far off, not far off.
718
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,000
I was nervous there. Not far off.
719
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,880
OK, then, Peter, here we go.
720
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,880
Oh!
721
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,520
Come on!
722
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,920
OK, here... Oh.
723
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,640
Ooh! Oh!
724
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,280
Oh, my God, that was inches.
Very close.
725
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,640
Right, they've got their eye in.
Here we go. All right.
726
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,840
Oh, my God!
727
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,800
So close.
728
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,280
How's that not gone?
729
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,680
I've just... I've got gigs
in September, so if you can just...
730
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,720
LAUGHTER
731
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,440
Oh! Yay!
732
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,520
JIMMY: Fast Dad!
733
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,840
Come on, Fast Dad!
734
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,840
OK. Peter, it's sudden death,
as you know.
735
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,200
If you miss this...
736
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,360
Oh. ..Kelly wins your stuff.
737
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,600
And you suddenly die.
738
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,600
Oh, my God!
739
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,240
Fast Dad is the winner!
740
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,280
JIMMY CHUCKLES
741
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,720
Oh, Peter!
742
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,480
Oh, no. Gosh.
743
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,800
Well, congratulations to Fast Dad.
744
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,440
Commiserations, Peter. I'm so sorry,
really meant a lot to him today.
745
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,000
But that means the person going home
746
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,080
with Peter's treasured football
boots is Kelly.
747
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,160
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
748
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,080
Thank you to Fast Dad. See you next
week for another head-to-head.
749
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,120
# Win Peter's stuff, Peter's stuff
750
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,760
# Peter's stuff, win! #
751
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,520
Oh, yes. Oh.
752
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,880
Fast Dad! Peter, Peter.
753
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,640
That was supposed to be the one.
754
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,560
It was, yeah.
I'm highly disappointed.
755
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,520
I'm embarrassed and I'd like
to apologise.
756
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,960
Sorry about that. I was laughing
so much I couldn't look at you
757
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,000
when you were doing it. Yeah,
because you know how much it means
to me.
758
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,800
Genuine disappointment.
759
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,720
I reckon Fast Dad's going to be on
I'm A Celeb next year, you know.
760
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,880
I wouldn't be surprised.
He's going massive, isn't he?
761
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,200
In there, "Who are you?"
"I beat Peter Crouch at everything."
"I'm Fast Dad."
762
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,080
Oh! It's going to make me sick.
I won't even watch it.
763
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,880
Right. Well, as you know, one big
casualty this summer
764
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,960
has been music festivals
being cancelled.
765
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,400
We're all devastated,
766
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,760
but we're here to finally fill that
festive-y little hole
767
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,480
in your lives with
the Garden Sessions.
768
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,720
Yeah, and this is a good one.
769
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,680
We've got one of the biggest groups
in the world
770
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,200
performing in a virtual garden
they've created.
771
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,280
Following LA Covid rules,
772
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,560
this is Black Eyed Peas
with Mamacita.
773
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,080
# Mamacita, mamacita
774
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,240
# Que bonita, mamacita
775
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:07,200
# Eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh
776
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,600
# Eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh
777
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,760
# Eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh
778
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,960
# Dame eso, dame beso
779
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,320
# Dame tu corazon, dame cuerpo
780
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,560
# Mami, when you move your body
I won't let go
781
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,840
# You the best, baby
yep, you special
782
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,200
# Damn, baby, I want what you got
Eh
783
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,520
# First time I seen you
I'm like who that? Eh
784
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,560
# Dame dulce, dame azucar
Eh
785
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,040
# I do what you say, vamos a bailar
Eh
786
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,440
# Cos I like the way you move
like this Eh
787
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,680
# I like the way you wind up
your hips Eh
788
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,800
# I like the way you wind
and twist it Eh
789
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,560
# Hot damn, baby, you got me lit
790
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,120
# When you put me in the mix
put me in the mix
791
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,160
# Put me in the, put me in the
put me in the mix
792
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,640
# I'ma put you in the mix
put you in the mix
793
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,240
# Put you in the, put you in the
put you in the mix, eh
794
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,520
# All right, OK
795
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,680
# I'ma love you all kinda ways
796
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,600
# Boy, you got me caliente
797
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,440
# When you call me mamacita
798
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,720
# All right, uh-huh
799
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,800
# Boy you got me sayin'
Ooh-la-la
800
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,960
# Ay, Dios mio, oh, my God
801
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,440
# Call me mamacita
802
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,600
# Mamacita, mamacita
803
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,920
# Que bonita, mamacita
804
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,960
# Eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh
805
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,480
# Eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh
806
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,080
# Eh-eh-oh, eh-eh-oh, eh-eh
807
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,280
# Put me in the mix
put me in your vida
808
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,560
# Put me on top, ponme arriba
809
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,800
# Ponme a', ponme a', ponme arriba
810
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,360
# Mami got the fire and I got
the gasolina
811
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,840
# Mueve, mami, move it on me
Eh
812
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,200
# Sacudelo, make me a zombie
Eh
813
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,440
# Girl, make me sweat like wasabi
Eh
814
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,720
# You know I make you wet like
tsunami Eh
815
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,800
# I wanna make you my princesa
Eh
816
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,080
# Where you wanna go?
What interests ya? Eh
817
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,480
# Give you the mundo to impress ya
Eh
818
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,680
# If you're hot, baby
let me undress ya
819
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,800
# All right, OK
820
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,960
# I'ma love you all kinda ways
821
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,280
# Boy, you got me caliente
822
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,800
# When you call me mamacita
823
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,120
# All right, uh-huh
824
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,120
# Boy you got me sayin'
Ooh-la-la
825
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,400
# Ay, Dios mio, oh, my God
826
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,040
# Call me mamacita
827
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,240
# All right, OK
828
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,480
# I'ma love you all kinda ways
829
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,360
# Boy, you got me caliente
830
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,040
# When you call me mamacita
831
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,480
# All right, uh-huh
832
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,360
# Boy, you got me sayin'
Ooh-la-la
833
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,720
# Ay, Dios mio, oh, my God
834
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:26,560
# Call me mamacita. #
835
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,600
APPLAUSE
836
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,960
That was so good! Oh, that was good.
837
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,840
Thank you, Black Eyed Peas, who have
been working together in LA.
838
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,960
Do you know, they performed that,
genuinely, in will.i.am's
back garden?
839
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,720
That's his actual back garden? Yeah.
840
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:45,520
You can catch their new album
Translation, which is out right now.
841
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,600
Right, we've had music,
we've had sport.
842
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,520
It's now time to bring them together
843
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,880
as we play musical VAR.
844
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,880
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
845
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,400
# VAR
846
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,120
# Musical
VAR
847
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,800
# Very Accurate Rhythm. #
848
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,440
Jim, you look the part here, mate.
Yeah, but I mean,
849
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,200
this is against Sporty Spice.
This is huge. Yeah, this is big.
850
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,120
It's not against, Jimmy.
You're playing together this time.
851
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,200
LAUGHTER
852
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,120
You are playing together, Jimmy.
You're a team.
853
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,440
You're going to be the conductor
of The Horne Section.
854
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,040
You've chosen table tennis
855
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,560
as your method of conducting
the band.
856
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,960
That is going to control
the tempo, OK? OK.
857
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,600
And they're going to be playing
858
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,160
everybody's favourite Spice Girl's
song, Wannabe.
859
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,840
Ooh, no, not everyone's favourite.
No? 2 Become 1.
860
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,400
2 Become 1?
861
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,040
Yeah. Topical. Because it's
a bit saucy.
862
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,080
Oh, it's not about the metre rule
that's been...
863
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,120
OK, right.
864
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,120
LAUGHTER
865
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,360
So this is obviously how
Wannabe sounds.
866
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,560
# I'll tell you what I want
What I really, really want
867
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,800
# So tell us what you want
What you really, really want
868
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,880
# I'll tell you what I want
What I really, really want
869
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,000
# So tell us what you want
What you really, really want
870
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,160
# I'll tell you what I want
What I really, really want
871
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,360
# So tell us what you want
What you really, really want
872
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,560
# I'll tell you what I want
What I really, really want
873
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,720
# So tell us what you want
What you really, really want
874
00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,840
# And stop! #
875
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,320
There we go. That's what it should
sound like.
876
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,720
APPLAUSE
877
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,200
I couldn't remember what I wanted.
878
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,560
But, um...
879
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,560
MEL LAUGHS
880
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,360
Melanie, did you enjoy that?
881
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,600
Erm, I did at the beginning.
882
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,160
Yeah, at...
883
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,120
LAUGHTER
884
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,760
The bit of that song they play
should last 30 seconds
885
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,360
if you get the rhythm correctly.
886
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,120
They'll play every time the ball
touches your bat or the table.
887
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,400
MEL HUMS: # Mm, mm-mm... #
888
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,480
I want to on top of that
leaderboard.
889
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,000
# Mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. #
OK?
890
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,360
Ready?
891
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,920
Your music will start
when your bat hits the ball.
892
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,480
MUSIC STOPS
893
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,480
OK.
894
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,200
MEL LAUGHS
895
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,200
OK, how un-sporty were the others?
896
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,520
LAUGHTER
897
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,200
MUSIC PLAYS
898
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,640
Oh! Keep going.
899
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,840
No!
900
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,760
MUSIC SPEEDS UP
901
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,280
Yes, good rhythm. This is it.
902
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,520
Woo! Keep going.
903
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,640
Ah!
904
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,200
MUSIC STOPS
905
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,760
APPLAUSE
906
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,160
Oh, yeah.
907
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,680
How did we...how did we do?
908
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,480
You finished it in
909
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,760
38.02 seconds.
910
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,400
That's quite good.
911
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,640
You're in fourth place.
912
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,960
You're not upset, Jimmy?
No, I mean, obviously a little bit.
913
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,560
I mean, Sporty Spice, I feel
like I've been sold a wrong 'un.
914
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,480
LAUGHTER
915
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,440
Well, they are bottom of
the leaderboard.
916
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,240
But thank you to Melanie C
and Jimmy Carr.
917
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:41,480
APPLAUSE
918
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,680
# Musical
VAR
919
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,360
# Very Accurate Rhythm. #
920
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,320
Yah!
921
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,360
Welcome back.
922
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,520
Yeah, no, I see you looking, drink
it in. What a real man looks like.
923
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,040
It's good, it's very good.
924
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,960
All right, well, that's
just about all we've got time for.
925
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,880
A massive thanks to our guests
tonight, Melanie C, Jimmy Carr,
926
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,600
Black Eyed Peas, Max Whitlock,
927
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,040
Jessica Ennis-Hill
928
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,120
and of course, my absolute
favourite, Fast Dad.
929
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,960
Yes, join us next week
where we've got Aisling Bea,
930
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,120
Joe Cole, Dinah Asher-Smith,
John legend,
931
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,200
all helping to Save Our Summer.
932
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,880
To play us out, Alex and The
Horne Section are dedicating a song
933
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,400
to some of the unsung
heroes of the last few months.
934
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,800
Who is it this week, Alex?
935
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,120
Yes, this
week, we're dedicating a song
936
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,400
to all those beautiful men and women
937
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,720
who spend their time
wearing wellies.
938
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,000
No, not the hipsters
in East London,
939
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,280
I'm talking about our
wonderful farmers.
940
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,760
Amazing. From me,
Maya, Alex and The Horne Section,
941
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,160
it's goodnight. Night!
942
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,440
One, two, three.
943
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,400
# There is Georgie milking
cows every day
944
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:48,000
# And there's Marcus
making sure the chickens lay
945
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:54,240
# He's a man who's on a mission
946
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:57,680
# To provide nice eggs for you
947
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,800
# Thanks to Cheryl we get nutrition
948
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:09,960
# And Andy too, his cows
say moo-oo-oo
949
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,280
# Farmer, farmer, farmer
You are one in a million... #
950
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,600
Thank you.
951
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,640
# ..You rake and sow
952
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,600
# You rear and hoe, hoe-hoe-hoe
953
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:24,320
# Loving isn't easy when you're
feeding from dawn till dusk
954
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,720
# You milk a cow
955
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,040
# And guide the plough
956
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:34,760
# Thank you Mandy
You're so happy with your lambs
957
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,400
# Thanks to Flavian
for sorting out our ham
958
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:44,680
# Josh you've got a mighty tractor
959
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:48,880
# It can plough a field so steep
960
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,960
# Andrew's calves have the X factor
961
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,920
# Hannah you
your lovely sheep
962
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,440
# Farmer, farmer, farmer
You are one in a million... #
963
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,000
Thank you.
964
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
# ..You rake and hoe
965
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,920
# You rear and sow-ow-ow-ow
966
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:14,520
# Loving isn't easy when you're
feeding from dawn till dusk
967
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,160
# You milk the cows
968
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,640
# And guide the plo-ughs. #
969
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,680
Thank you, farmers.
970
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,920
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