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I'm calling from flat no. 401
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Take down my order, please
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A bottle of Jhonnie walker..
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One bottrle of old monk rum...
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One bottrle of teachers whiskey
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And..
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Do you have wine?
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And some white wine..
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Three bottle white wine..
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Add two bottle of red wine
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any cheap indian wine will do..
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And..
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- Yeah?
- Can I talk to you..?
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why don't you call and tell them?
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Why are you bothering me?
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I've placed such a big order..
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Thank you..
Yes, tell me
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- I wanted to talk to you..
- I'm listening..
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- Not like this.. can't we sit and talk?
- Don't waste my time.. Who are you?
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- My name is Raghav..
- Raghav?
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Raghav..
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Have we met before?
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No.. but you kind of know me.
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I am your blood relation
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How are we related by blood?
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Raghav doesn't ring a bell?
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I am Chhaya's husband.
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That might be a better
introduction for you
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Now can we talk?
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What do you want to talk about?
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Do you want to do it here?
It might be better inside..
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Please come in
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Thank you
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I've been wanting to
meet you for some time..
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But something or the
other comes up..
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Some office chore or the other
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Domestic life..
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.. and its problems
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Its never easy..
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How long have you been married?
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Eight.. eight years
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Your wife is not at home?
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She has gone out.
But she'll be back any minute, so..
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I wont take too much of your time
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Actually I just came
to see you out of curiousity
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If your wife..
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How to put it delicately,
likes somebody..
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one gets curious- who is this guy,
what does he look like?
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Please don't fret- shit happens but
we are grown ups, we can deal with it
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I haven't come here to fight with you
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I have just come to
make peace with myself..
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Nothing else
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Raghav..
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I really don't know
what to say to you..
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I'll tell you what to say.
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You should ask me if I want some tea.
I'd say, 'yes', and then we'll have some tea
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- Tea?
- Tea..
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- Would you like some tea?
- Yes please
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Sure.. Just give me a minute
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Sure...
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Just wait...
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Let me tell you something about me.
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I am a very philosophical man..
spiritual
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Anger, jealousy..
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..these are all negative emotions-
worthless.
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I have denounced them.
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Careful, its hot..
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Have you read this book?
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No, not yet..
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You must. Its a good one..
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Nice tea
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From Assam..
Its' supposed to be very calming
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How long have you been at it?
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6- 7 months
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6 or 7?
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- In the beginning, it wasn't..
- serious..
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When did it get really serious?
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About 4 months..
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July
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We had just returned
from our vacation.
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Where did you guys do it?
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Do what?
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Do what? Sex, fornication,
making love, fucking..
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What is there to understand?
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Calm down, Raghav, calm down!
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One thinks that one is
the master of his emotions-
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but the emotions control you..
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Where did you guys fuck?
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Raghav, I don't think this is..
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Is it inappropriate?
Am I making you feel awkward?
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Am I being a nuisance?
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My wife will come any minute now..
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Why don't I come and
see you another time?
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You don't want me to meet your wife?
That wouldn't be proper, right?
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Come on Raghav, you said we can
deal with this like adults
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You are bang on.
Lets deal with this like adults
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That'll be the best
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Raghav please..
Calm down, please..
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Try and understand..
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I am calm. You are the
one who does not understand.
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Why would I take revenge on you?
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My wife has cheated on me- not you.
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I am not married to you.
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If we were friends, it would be betrayal-
but you are not my friend either.
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You are answerable
to your wife- not to me..
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Raghav, please believe me,
its over between me and Chhaya
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I know that. I know its over.
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There, hold this.
I have spent a lot of money on this
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But money is not everything, right?
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- No, no..
- Then answer me
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Where did you guys fuck?
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At the office..
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and sometimes on the tour..
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- Did anybody else know about it?
- No, no, no.. we were very discreet?
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No body knows..
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And how was it?
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How was the sex?
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- It was.. it was
- It was what?
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Good.. it was good..
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It was good..?
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Raghav, please understand..
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it didn't mean anything.
It was just sex
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It was just sex
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- What?
- No, I didn't mean that
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- What?
- I mean..
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What do you mean it was just sex?
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You could have said
a hundred things-
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what do you mean
it was nothing, just for sex?
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How is that supposed to make
me feel better? Have you lost it?
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You could have said something else
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How do you think it's
going to make me feel better?
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Do you have any idea
how much this hurts man?
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She is my WIFE. I love her.
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Atleast you could have loved her.
She is my wife
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She is my WIFE. I love her.
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Do you know how much this hurts?
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What kind of a man are you!
You buy books but you don't read them.
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Screw it all!
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Sunil..
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Sunil
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Why don't you pick the phone?
I was trying to call you!!
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You wont believe what happened
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That flower seller I go to,
they broke his little shop
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Poor guy.. where will he go?
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These flowers are so pretty, right?
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These cops, I tell you
I parked the car for 10 minutes..
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and they towed it away
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Can you imagine?
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Left it for 10 mintues...
and it was gone
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Then?
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Then I took a cab and got the car back,
otherwise you'd have sulked
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Are you okay?
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What happened, Sunil?
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What happened?
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Malti you know I love you, right?
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You know I love you no matter what!
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Yeah Sunil, what happened?
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Promise me you wont freak out
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- You are freaking me out now
- Promise me..
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- Okay.. will you tell me now?
- Some shit has happened..
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What?
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Who is he?
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Did you know him?
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- Is he..?
- He's dead
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Did you?
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Not I.. He killed himself
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What are you saying Sunil?
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Some random guy walks
in here and kills himself?
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Did you know him?
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He is Anand, from my office.
I fired him last week
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He came in today, said he was depressed,
I thought he just wanted to talk..
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But he had a gun.. he just..
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- Sunil you are not lying to me, are you?
- Malti, please..
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Don't start this now, okay?
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Why did you fire
him if he was depressed?
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I didn't fire him because he was depressed,
he got depressed because I fired him.
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Why did he come into the bedroom?
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I got him into the bedroom, later..
Come here, I'll show you
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See this.
It happenned right here
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I was sitting over here.
At first I thought..
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We have to call the police
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Don't be mad- we can't
call the police. I am involved
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There is a dead man in our house,
we haven't done anything!
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They will never understand that.
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He is in our house.
And he is dead.
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So what do you want to do?
Nothing?
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Let me think.. maybe we can call
somebody. Somebody who can help us.
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They are here
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Send them away.. tell them
its cancelled. I can't breathe..
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Go inside.. let me handle this
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Hold on.
Go inside
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Please open the door.
This gift is so heavy
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- What have you got?
- I don't know.. some dry fruits..
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Some dry fruit?
You don't know what you got for them?
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Whatever!
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Malti, open up- I need to pee
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- Are you going to tell the whole building?
- I don't care
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What took you so long?
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- Hello.. Am I invited or not?
- Yes..
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Happy Diwali
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- Mama, get me some water.
- Get it yourself
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Please tell me you guys
have ordered chilled beers
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Or should I order?
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No, Sunil has called for some
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- Where is Sunil?
- He is in there.
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I'll go check on him..
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- Had water?
- Yes
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Malti I didn't get those fancy lamps
so I just got the normal ones.
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- Where did she go?
- She's gone to check up on Sunil
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Check up, hunh?
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I guess afternoons
are still the best..
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- For what mama?
- For wifi..
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- Hi Sunil..
- Hi guys.. Happy Diwali
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You okay?
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No, he is not feeling too good today
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Completely under the weather..
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Did you take any medicines?
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Lets cancel it..
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- He is not warm..
- No but he is really under the weather
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Oh you cuties..
Hold that, let me take a picture..
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Smile a litte..
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Crazy traffic today..
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Help me with this.
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You are looking very nice
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Takes a lot of hard work, okay?
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- Shall I keep it in the freezer?
- Not the freezer
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Happy Diwali, Mister master chef
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Why such a sad happy diwali?
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- He wants to cancel the party
- Are you mad?
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I have got 5 kilo of mutton.
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So many goats have given up their lives,
and you want to cancel the plan!
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Just one goat!
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How selfish are you!
What about her partner?
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He must be all alone now, suffering
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..and their 18 kids
who are now orphaned!
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And his parents, his siblings?
Give them a thought!
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How much you talk, Joshi..
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If you really pity them,
turn vegetarian
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What's with you?
Do you have fever? Stomach ache?
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- Throat?
- Are you a doctor?
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- He is fine!
- He's shivering.. it could be malaria
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Malaria is not contagious
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Lets do it another time,
maybe this Sunday.
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You can't cancel it right now
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Today is Diwali- not Sunday
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All morning he was asking
me what time I'd reach.
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Can't cancel..
I have invited a very special guest
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- Who is your guest?
- Will tell you.
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These online apps have
solved all my intimacy issues
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What are you on?
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mixer, blender, grinder,
I'm on all of them
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What is with Joshi?
Cackling all the time
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Does it look like he has
just come out of a broken marriage?
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- Stop judging people..
- I will, I'm sorry- he is just so shallow
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Alka, you know somebody
in the police, right?
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Yes, what happened?
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There's been an
accident on the highway
258
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,720
- You had an accident?
- No, a colleague at work.
259
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,320
It wasn't his fault really..
260
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,400
Nobody admits their mistakes
261
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,400
If somebody just jumps
in front of your car?
262
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,760
- Listen is this blouse very tight?
- Let me check..
263
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,200
- How bad was it?
- Don't know.. He didn't stop
264
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,560
So now, should one
report it to the police?
265
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:01,560
Are you mad? No way..
This is a hit and run case.
266
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,000
If the man is badly injured,
267
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,720
then this guy will be going
to the cops for the next 15 years..
268
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,880
and if he died..
then your friend is done in!
269
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:09,960
That's what I thought
270
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,080
- But this is not right.
- Right for who?
271
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,840
You don't go out looking for trouble!
272
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,960
What would you have done?
273
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,280
I would have done something..
274
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,680
That is what we all think-
I'd have done something.
275
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,400
But when the moment arrives,
your brain shuts down
276
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,440
- You're such a cynic..
- I am a realist!
277
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,200
So tell me..
278
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,640
Whatever is on your mind..
279
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,400
- I fucked up big time..
- I know that. What happened?
280
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,720
An affair
281
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,920
You are such an idiot.
282
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:03,800
Why would you do that?
Everything is going well for you.
283
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,000
Who is it?
284
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,520
- Somebody..
- Call if off, right away
285
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,320
- Its done
- Not a word about it now.
286
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:20,280
Whatever you do- just don't
tell anyone. Especially me
287
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,240
Don't sulk now.
288
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,960
What is the worst that
could happen- divorce.. Its okay.
289
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,840
That is the worst, right?
290
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:38,840
The only problem is, where would we go
for the party next year- yours or Malti's
291
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,360
Ah, the goddesses
descend on this earth
292
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,040
Joshi, don't sing..
how is the mutton doing?
293
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,280
Takes time to marienate it
294
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,120
Go take a shower- you'll feel better
295
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,680
How is it that I love
you more everyday, butterfly?
296
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,040
Aww so cute..
Look at you two
297
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,800
There is no romance left in my life!!
298
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,880
Nobody calls me butterfly..
299
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,800
What is this butterfly nonsense?
300
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,520
This is his new word for me,
for the past 3 months
301
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,160
I guess they're getting romantic
in their old age..
302
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,240
Yeah, we try..
303
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,480
Am I the only one
drinking at this party?
304
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,120
You guys go, party.
Don't mind me. I'll slave on..
305
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,080
How much you complain, Joshi!
306
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,840
Dhruva, get me one more beer
307
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,840
Submitting my son to child labour!
308
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,560
Stop pretending..
309
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,360
He's still in the shower?
310
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,280
Let him have a shower in peace..
311
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:08,200
We work as the master takes a shower.
Such a chauvinist!
312
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,840
- Happy Diwali
- Happy Diwali
313
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,680
How are you?
314
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,240
- You're looking beautiful
- wish them..
315
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,680
Happy Diwali, Sheetal
316
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,240
Happy Diwali Joshi
317
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,120
What are you so happy for?
318
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,840
Greetings!
319
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,400
- Where is Sunil?
- He is in the shower
320
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,040
He's been in the shower for an hour!
321
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,160
Call him- I have some news to share
322
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,960
- What is Rahul's news?
- He is dying to show off. Please don't ask..
323
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,600
Sunil.. are you okay?
324
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,080
Is he okay?
325
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,280
Sunil, hurry up-
Rahul has some great news
326
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,200
Is everything okay?
327
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,760
- You think he's fainted?
- I can hear the water running..
328
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,640
- Paro?
- He said he had the shivers..
329
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,000
Sunil say something
330
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,560
Break the bloody door
331
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,120
Sunil, Rahul has reallly good news,
come out!
332
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,200
I have more than good news
333
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,880
Sunil, come on out, man..
334
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,400
- No option but to break open the door.
- Do it guys, break it open
335
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,920
Stop these attention
seeking tactics Sunil..
336
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,440
Sunil, say something
337
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,280
- Is he fine?
- I don't know..
338
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,520
he had the shivers and all earlier..
339
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,560
- Happy Diwali
- Happy Diwali
340
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,600
- He is out finally
- You're okay?
341
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,560
- Can't a man shower in peace?
- For so long?
342
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,880
- We were going to call for the fire brigade.
- Water pressure was too low..
343
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,296
I don't know how you deal with him.
He is worse than Dhruva
344
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,840
What is the noise about?
345
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,880
- Can I tell you my good news now?
- Yes please..
346
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,560
We've been waiting for you
347
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,600
My book is finally getting published
348
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,640
He is dying to show off
349
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,280
That is great news Rahul
350
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,320
This is the happiest Diwali ever
351
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,440
Have some sweet.. have it
352
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,920
Happiest Diwali ever!
353
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,680
- So proud of you Rahul..
- I'll change and come
354
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,760
- Where are you going?
- I'll change and come
355
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,640
- It's a bit much..
- Kids, some sweet?
356
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,200
- Who is the publisher?
- It's a new publisher
357
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,520
How many drafts, Rahul?
358
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,320
4 drafts, after that
looking for a publisher.
359
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,600
That took the longest time.
360
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,600
- When did this happen?
- Three days back.
361
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,000
But I thought I should
wait till diwali to tell you all
362
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,240
- What is the title of your book?
- WHAT IS DONE IS DONE
363
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,360
- It can not be undone..
- No no, not that far..
364
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,920
That's a friend
365
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,400
- Cheers to Rahul..
- He knows what I need
366
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,880
Rahul it takes a lot of
courage to give up a good job
367
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,840
Why, most writers have a day job
368
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:30,040
Even I have an announcement to make.
My name is not Joshi anymore- it is Sagar
369
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:34,080
- But your name has always been Sagar
- But you all call me Joshi
370
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,000
Stop it Joshi!
371
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,240
What happened?
372
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,960
Dhruva got burnt
373
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,240
Every Diwali there's an accident
374
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,320
How did it happen?
375
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,000
- I didn't do anything, it was an accident.
- You have to be more careful
376
00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:51,360
I told you to go down and play
377
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,000
- Its okay, he'll be fine
- What do you mean its okay?
378
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,360
He's getting a blister
379
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,320
- Malti do you have an ointment
- Yes getting it.
380
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,040
He's such a brave boy- not even crying
381
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,760
- Let him cry if he wants to!
- But mama, I don't feel like crying..
382
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,480
But you have to!
Cry, whether or not you feel like it
383
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,440
Really, it takes a
village to raise a child..
384
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,040
Earlier we used to
live in joint families..
385
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,280
What are you trying to say?
That I'm not capable?
386
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,880
I'm not saying that..
387
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,800
But you are implying that
single mothers are not good enough
388
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,840
I raised him up myself-
there was no bloody village
389
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,040
- Paro, your courage is admirable
- What does it have to do with courage?
390
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,160
Its a matter of choice
391
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,440
I don't need to prove to
anybody that I'm a good mother
392
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,880
Exactly! You are a good mother
393
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,200
- I have made mutton for you all..
- Joshi, there is a time to joke..
394
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,120
- Vivan just say sorry to Dhruva
- But I didn't..
395
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,000
And no more fireworks now.
396
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,480
Why is she over reacting?
397
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,640
Okay fine, Joshi- say sorry to Paro
398
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,320
- For what?
- Just say sorry
399
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,000
And don't treat me like a victim.
400
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,240
You are a brilliant mother, Paro
401
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,760
I didn't plan on being a single mom, okay?
402
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,320
It just happened,
I'm trying to do the best I can
403
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,720
Come Joshi, lets check on the mutton
404
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,440
- He didn't mean it..
- Paro, seriously sorry
405
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,320
- Does everything have to be a joke?
- Let it go, Paro..
406
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,560
Whatever..
407
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,360
He didn't mean it
408
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,520
- Happy Diwali
- Happy Diwali
409
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,440
Happy Diwali..
Does anyone have 200 rupees? 200..?
410
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,600
Sunil get my wallet
411
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,280
Happy Diwali, Malti
412
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,680
What the hell is this?
413
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,400
They give the most bizarre
gifts at these corporate events
414
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,800
And you are trying to pass it on?
415
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,520
- Don't you like it?
- No
416
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,160
Sir.. this is for you. Happy Diwali
417
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,560
No, you must not refuse
418
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,720
- My fare?
- Wait.. I'm getting it
419
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,880
- Hi
- Hello.. You look wow
420
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,960
He is mad, I can't believe
he gave it to the cab driver
421
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,240
Take off your shoes please.
422
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,840
I'm not going to leave them outside-
they are very expensive shoes..
423
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,440
Besides, I don't trust any of you
424
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,760
- Not even me?
- Except Alka.
425
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,160
Give him the news
426
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,240
Breaking news-
Rahul's book is being published
427
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,080
After four years of struggle!
428
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,280
He was busy writing,
WE were the ones struggling
429
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,240
Come on Sheetal,
give the poor guy a break
430
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,840
Listen, I love him but the truth is
that we were struggling
431
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,720
Come on Sheetal,
lay off the poor man for once
432
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,960
- No no, this man is a hero.
- There he goes again.
433
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,880
He is the only one who
asked the universe correctly.
434
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,640
Sir, the universe is like your cook
435
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,400
Really.. This is a fact!
436
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,040
Every morning the cook asks you,
'Sir what shall I serve you today?'
437
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,600
And what do you say? 'Anything..'
438
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,920
That is why you are served veggies!
439
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,600
You have to be specific boss!
440
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,960
You have to say,
'No, I want mutton curry. Boneless.
441
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,080
With some onions
dipped in vinegar..
442
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,000
And for dessert- some kulfi..
443
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,360
And you shall receive
444
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,560
- Sunil
- That's all it takes? just ask?
445
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,840
You have to go shop
for the ingredients
446
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,080
I must tell you, the cook took
a long time getting the right order
447
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,160
The cook has many other
orders to look into..
448
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:27,160
Come on, show some money.
My husband doesn't give free advice
449
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,920
What are we going
to do with him Sunil?
450
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,400
I don't know.
We'll see tomorrow
451
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,760
- Yeah but where?
- I can't think straight right now.
452
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,320
We'll leave him on the terrace
453
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,120
Can't do that.
They put a lock on the terrace
454
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,240
What? Since when?
455
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,280
It was decided in
the last society meeting
456
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,360
This housing society is the pits
457
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,120
Why would they ruin it for everybody?
458
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,880
The terrace is for everybody.
459
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,760
- We'll leave this house
- Tomorrow morning?
460
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,880
No- but we won't renew
the lease next time
461
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,000
This house is inauspicious
462
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:47,480
You know we've been going
for couples counselling
463
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,200
These counsellors don't know a thing
464
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,800
We used to start
fighting in his office
465
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,560
Once we were so loud, another
couple ran away from the waiting room
466
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:05,840
The counsellor said, 'please leave.
I can't manage you guys'
467
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,920
Really. He said,
'your wife knows everything'
468
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,400
Yeah right, blame it on her
469
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,640
- It takes two to navigate, Joshi
- Call me Sagar!
470
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,040
What is this name change business?
Sagar doesn't sound like you
471
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,840
Sounds like a cheap food joint
472
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,760
And why would you change your name?
473
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,560
Why not?
474
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,360
If you can change the names of cities,
why can't a man change his name?
475
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:31,200
And then Sagar IS my name I am not
saying call me Arnold Shwarzeneggar
476
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:37,200
What has changed?
I still call VT by its old name..
477
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,040
Shh.. Have you reached?
478
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,160
Do you see a.. coconut tree?
479
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,400
Stay there,
I'm coming- don't helter skelter
480
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,760
How will you manage French, Joshi?
481
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:54,960
- Alka, keep stirring it
- You'll get burnt..
482
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,920
Unbelievable, you really are my hero.
483
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,280
Through all the hurt and humiliation,
you ploughed through.
484
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,760
- That's conviction. That is success.
- Thank you
485
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,680
You never gave up.
486
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,880
You never reacted to the fact-
my wife doesn't believe in me.
487
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,200
Are my friends laughing?
488
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,840
Is my book even good.
Am I even a writer? No!
489
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,360
You stuck with it boss
490
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,880
That is conviction.. Cheers
491
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,720
Who is the publisher?
492
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,880
Its a new company..
moonfool publications
493
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
And.. how many copies?
494
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,760
In the first run- 3000
495
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,600
3000? That is all?
496
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:35,880
It's a start
497
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,720
3000 is too little
498
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,560
What is done is done- just 3000?
499
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,600
It's a start, Yogesh!
500
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,000
Too late, too little. I told you,
Rahul- you must have a vision board.
501
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,880
You look into the mirror every
morning and say, 'Boss I want success'
502
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,520
You want a Bentley, you imagine
yourself driving that Bentley.
503
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,960
- You must smell the leather
- I dont want a Bentley, ok?
504
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,640
No, whatever car you like,
that's not the point
505
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,120
You are scared of your own success
506
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,400
- You are scared of it
- Okay
507
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,520
But never mind, in this
loss also there is an opportunity
508
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,400
This is a loss?
This is the happiest day of my life
509
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,520
This is a loss?
510
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,120
3000 is too little..
I have an idea..
511
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,200
Hear me out.. Focus
512
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,520
How much does each copy cost?
513
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,440
About 300..
514
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,880
Okay, arrange 900,000 rupees
from somewhere.
515
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,000
When the book releases..
516
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,040
.. that month,
quietly buy out all the copies
517
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,280
- Are you mad?
- Everybody is doing it Rahul
518
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,960
If I buy out all the copies,
who will read it then?
519
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,600
That is the game Rahul-
Its a sureshot success
520
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,480
The publishing house will be zapped.
521
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,420
And the public will be like,
'oh he is successful...
522
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,120
we want to be part of that'
523
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,920
No, thanks..
My book will sell on its own merit
524
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,920
Merit? Where will 3000 reach on merit?
525
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,680
It's cool. Somebody will read it-
if not now, then after I die..
526
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,120
See, if somebody has to be found,
he'll be found
527
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,480
To be found? How sweet!
Are you oil?
528
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,160
If you are not oil, sir-
nobody is looking for you!
529
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,400
You must find yourself!
For 900,000 you will find yourself!
530
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,000
- You'll become a millionaire
- No thank you, let me just do it my way
531
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,840
Okay done.
No problem.
532
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,960
But I am happy for you. Cheers..
533
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,960
So what is the story?
534
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,600
You read the book
535
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:21,840
Tell me a little..
536
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,520
Please, Rahul..
537
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,720
Well its our story..
538
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,440
What do you mean its our story?
Its your story. How is it ours?
539
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,800
Yeah.. but it is
the story of all of us
540
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,200
We are all a part of your book?
541
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,520
- I'm also in the book?
- Yes
542
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,320
- I'm in the book?
- Yes
543
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,840
What's my name?
544
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,520
Anand. Anand.. nice.
So what does Anand do?
545
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:53,320
Anand is a motivational speaker..
and a part time priest
546
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:54,880
Part time priest.. nice
547
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,640
So what happens to Anand?
548
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,160
- Should I tell you?
- Yes please, this is exciting
549
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:06,760
Well, about two thirds
into the film.. No, book!
550
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:07,960
No, this is good!
551
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,800
See, subconcious wants it.
552
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,000
Now you're projecting Rahul- film,
TV series, success..
553
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,040
It's a book
554
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,120
So about two thirds into the book..
555
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,920
Anand kills himself
556
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,560
Because he realises that..
557
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,520
behind all the facade,
the empty words, there is nothing..
558
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,840
Its just emptiness..
559
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,560
There's no real person there,
you see..
560
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,400
This is a really fucked up idea..
561
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,040
Read the book first..
don't judge it yet
562
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,080
Really I'm quite amazed at you Rahul..
563
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,040
For 4 years, there is a myth about Rahul
writing a book, behind closed doors...
564
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,680
and you go and write
about your friends?
565
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,560
Its not about..
566
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,240
A man can only write about
what he knows- and I know you guys
567
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,920
There is a thing called imagination.
Murakami isn't writing about his day.
568
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,640
Rumi never said,
I woke up and had breakfast-
569
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,120
Toast was burnt,
what is this shit?
570
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,240
- Have you read Murakami?
- Why should I read it?
571
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,520
One doesn't become Murakami
merely by reading Murakami
572
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,960
- This is ridiculous..
- Why are you arguing about this?
573
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,920
I have built an empire. You are saying
I'm committing suicide. I'm depressed
574
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,360
When have I looked depressed to you?
I'm super happy
575
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,680
Its not YOU!
576
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,480
Fine, you should
remove me from the book
577
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,640
- Remove you from the book?
- I could sue you
578
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,560
Its going to be published
in three weeks..
579
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,120
I could completely sue you.
I'll sue you
580
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,120
I'll sue you, I'll sue you.
Boss what are you talking about?
581
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,680
I'm not dying.
I can't die. I'll sue you
582
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,440
Yogesh have you lost it?
583
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,880
OR, I'll sue you
584
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,120
Rahul I've got a great idea.
Just watch this..
585
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,880
I'll sue you.
Your book will be in trouble.
586
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,160
If you are lucky
it might even get banned
587
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:59,160
- Then people will really want to read it
- Yogesh I don't want your help!
588
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,000
- It's brilliant
- I don't want your help
589
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,760
You're scared of your success Rahul
590
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,440
- You're scared of your own potential
- I'll ask you if I need your help..
591
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,760
Enough!
592
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,840
- This is not your house?
- No, its a friend's house
593
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,760
- But that's not okay?
- No no it's okay
594
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,120
No.. I feel.. comment dire.. awkward
595
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,880
No need to be awkward.
They are like my family
596
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,880
- See this?
- Very beautiful
597
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,040
This is Rangoli
598
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,880
Today is Diwali. So doors
are kept open for Goddess Lakshmi..
599
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,880
Charming..
600
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,840
Shoes!
601
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,480
You like my shoes?
602
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,480
Very nice.. France?
603
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,240
Everybody,
here is my friend, Francoise Marie
604
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,080
Hello!
Happy Diwali..
605
00:37:56,720 --> 00:38:01,160
This is Malti, that is Sunil-
Its their house actually
606
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,640
Well done Joshi
607
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,680
- Here's some wine
- She is so sweet
608
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,600
- Thank you for inviting me
- Of course, anytime
609
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,920
She has come with her shoes on..
610
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,120
Shoes..
611
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:13,640
Sorry, what about my shoes?
612
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,320
You have to take them off
613
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:22,640
I didn't tell you- in Indian
homes you have to take off your shoes.
614
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,480
You can sit and do it
615
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,760
Don't worry- she'll manage..
616
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,880
She seems uneducated
617
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,800
- It's okay..
- Her heels are so long
618
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,560
She'll manage
619
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,480
Go and put on your shoes
620
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:48,560
I got it on camera
621
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:49,440
Shit!
622
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,360
- The party just started
- Everything happens for a reason
623
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,480
This was your favourite
Vietnamese vase, right?
624
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,520
Sunil, go get a mop!
625
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,400
- I am really sorry guys
- It's okay..
626
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,200
Malti I'll get you a new one..
627
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,520
Maybe it's better I get out of here..
628
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,360
Get some flour..
629
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,640
- Hi I am Alka
- Alka, Francoise Marie
630
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,440
Yogesh
631
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,080
Calm down!
632
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,640
It was just an accident. So..
633
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,200
Calm down Alka!
634
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,320
I will put it back together
635
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,240
I don't want a broken vase
636
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,120
Nothing is broken..
637
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,960
Or else, everything is broken-
Perspective!
638
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,360
Everything happens for a reason
639
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,160
After I put it back together,
it'll be better than before.
640
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,680
Paro, its broken!
641
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,640
I am so sorry,
are you going to drink something?
642
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,880
I'd like a glass of red wine
643
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,800
- I'll get it
- Joshi sit down.
644
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,480
Baby get her a glass of red wine
and get me a beer please
645
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,240
No drinks for you,
you've had too many.
646
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,600
Guys relax!
No one died, it's a party
647
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,840
Are you switching
on the air conditioning?
648
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,160
There is a stench- can't you smell it?
649
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,160
The whole city is stinking-
either its garbage or piss
650
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,280
Why do you have to be disgusting?
651
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,560
Its just a word-
why is the word disagreeable?
652
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,720
- It sounds so down market, cheap.
- It's just a word
653
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,720
Sir, words also need branding
654
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,960
You guys are illiterate.
This is how they say it in Persian.
655
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,400
Persian used to be the language
of highly educated people
656
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,600
He is a great great author, our friend
657
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,240
His book is getting published
658
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,520
Please don't let it get to his head.
659
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,520
Can you just let him
enjoy his moment for once
660
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,640
- Listen it's not yet been published
- It will, very soon..
661
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,600
- She is saying, congratulations.
- I heard her, idiot!
662
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,280
So Francoise..
663
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:09,400
Francoise Marie
664
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,720
Marie.. I have a question.
665
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,720
I often notice the French people,
666
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,040
sometimes they kiss twice,
sometimes three times..
667
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,280
Yeah it's confusing
668
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,680
Baby, why do you care
what the French people do?
669
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,880
Quiet.. Its such
an interesting question
670
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,760
Oh its actually very confusing
In Paris we kiss two times
671
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,080
in the South, it's three times..
672
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,840
and sometimes in
Montpellier it is four times
673
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,960
No- that is not what I'm asking.
Why three times, what is the logic?
674
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,280
Perhaps in the confusion
we are hoping for an accident..
675
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,080
where the lips are meeting
676
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,280
I love France
677
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,560
- Joshi, stop drooling all over her
- Have you ever been to France?
678
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:50,960
No, never!
679
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,200
He doesn't have a passport
680
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,600
Sir here's your parcel
681
00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,280
What is this smell?
Is it stale food?
682
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,400
No sir, its fresh
683
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,280
Fresh, my ass! smell it..
684
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,080
Its fresh sir..
685
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,720
Crap! Give me the bill
686
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,920
- Happy diwali, sir..
- What is happy about it?
687
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,320
Do I look happy?
688
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,120
Sunil
689
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,360
Hey Kaizaad
690
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,080
- Happy Diwali
- Happy Diwali, so nice to see you man
691
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,040
- Thanks for coming
- Thank you for having me
692
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,240
- Malti see who is here
- Coming
693
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,360
- Where is everybody else
- There are strolling in
694
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,600
- Happy Diwali
- Happy Diwali, please come.
695
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,920
Joshi, I feel this house
has a bad aura..
696
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:44,840
What?
697
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,480
Aura.. you know, energy.
I feel it very strong
698
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,640
- Hello beautiful, you like it?
- It's gorgeous
699
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,440
Come guys, come in
700
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,120
Happy Diwali.
Please come, come..
701
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,880
- Take the shoes off?
- Yeah, shoes right here..
702
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,700
She is my most dependable
source of alcohol in the house
703
00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:05,960
Sorry, sorry carry on
704
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,600
- Make yourself comfortable.
- Sure I will
705
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:46,720
What are you drinking? No whiskey, no rum..?
Are you okay?
706
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,680
Excuse me,
can I just talk to him for a minute.
707
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,400
Don't be alarmed, nothing serious
708
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,720
Listen, the book launch is
in three weeks. You have to be there
709
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,640
Of course I will..
710
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,440
Can I tell you something more soppy?
711
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,280
I could not imagine a better
celebration for my big day.
712
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,080
This is the happiest day of my life
713
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:20,760
- We all love you, man.
- This is the happiest day of my life
714
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,800
And listen,
I'll do anything for you..
715
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,120
- Where you going?
- I am right here.
716
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,160
- I think Kaizaad is looking for you.
- For me?
717
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,800
Happy Diwali, Sunil sir..
718
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,360
Why have you come here?
719
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,960
Chhaya, think a little
720
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,840
Did you think?
721
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,560
Are you always careful?
722
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,480
By the way I am very touched.
You chose to wear this shirt tonight
723
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,880
Does Malti know I gave it to you?
724
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,760
No? Shall I tell her then?
725
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,840
Its not funny
726
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,400
Relax, I am not an idiot
727
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,240
He knows
728
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,200
She doesn't
729
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:20,440
Not her, Raghav.
Raghav, my husband- he knows
730
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
So then..?
731
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:31,560
Nothing. He has been completely
quiet for two days. Not a word..
732
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,520
And now I can't trace him
733
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,480
- Where has he gone?
- I don't know.
734
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:46,680
He is not answering his phone.
I've been trying to call him
735
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,440
I'm getting really worried now
736
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,960
You should go home. Today is diwali.
He'll return home eventually
737
00:47:55,680 --> 00:48:00,640
- You are not listening to me. He knows!
- I heard you. You told me already
738
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,400
Look, just go home, Chhaya, okay?
739
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,160
He'll come back there
740
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,520
That is all you can think about.
741
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:23,520
Go home, leave. Why are you here?
Get out of my party
742
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,520
Hold this
743
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,000
- Read this
- What is it?
744
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,600
He left it on the fridge. Read it
745
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,840
- Francoise, this is for you
- Thank you
746
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,840
Sunil, come inside
747
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:53,840
- Hello
- Hi
748
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,480
Who was that?
You didn't introduce us
749
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,400
Joshi you are really
too much sometimes
750
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,200
- Why not? I am a free bird
- But she is not
751
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,200
She is married, that too happily
752
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:11,520
Marriages are not forever.
One must think of future investment
753
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,760
Every time you open your mouth,
some filth comes out
754
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,880
- What is filthy about this?
- Is everything okay?
755
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,160
Yes, he owes him some money
756
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,600
You have a date with you,
and you are eyeing somebody else.
757
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,360
That is the kind of filth you are..
758
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:27,920
He'll give you your money back buddy
759
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,520
Sunil, are you alright?
760
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,560
Crap! Why did everyone
have to come today?
761
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,000
You invited us today.
Today is Diwali
762
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,920
Go celebrate diwali then..
763
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:41,880
Bad aura
764
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,080
I feel it, its here
765
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,680
Is this the right house?
766
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,520
Their names are written there.
767
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,000
- Malti!
- Uncle is that you?
768
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,680
Take it off.
How will she recognise you?
769
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,840
You didn't inform us
that you were coming
770
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,400
Well you didn't inform
us about the party.
771
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,160
We were in your city,
thought we'd drop in
772
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,480
I told him to call you
but he wanted it to be a surprise
773
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:14,680
Malti, there's no vodka
774
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:21,440
Hello.. recognise me?
I am your wife's uncle!
775
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,840
Gave you a Japanese tea set
for your wedding
776
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:27,440
- He is not her husband
- No?
777
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:32,560
He forgets faces now a days-
one day he'll forget me too
778
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:33,960
- Happy Diwali
- Happy Diwali
779
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:38,840
He is the one? Are you sure?
Why are you looking so pensive?
780
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,800
Many happy returns of the day..
781
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,480
Gave you the japanese tea set
for your wedding, remember?
782
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,520
Will you give her the sweets or no?
783
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,760
Thank you..
please come in
784
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:55,360
- Are there many people inside?
- Do you want to count them from here?
785
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,120
Are you okay?
786
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,640
Yeah, I'm fine
787
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,880
- Come here boy- what is your name?
- Dhruva
788
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:51,040
Uncle this is not my son
Paro- come here.. He is her son
789
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,320
I am just saying that
he has grown so tall
790
00:51:56,560 --> 00:52:00,040
- Where is yours?
- We don't have a child
791
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,680
'Nothing is amiss Chhaya,
nothing has changed'
792
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:18,400
'I think to myself every morning
that today I will fight with you'
793
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,680
'But I don't have any anger towards you'
794
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:27,560
'You are still the same for me.
But what was between us, has changed'
795
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:33,320
'And that absence bothers me.
I can't live with these lies'
796
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,960
'Just remember, it wasn't your fault'
797
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:43,680
'Its not you- Its me. I am an idiot.
Yours, Raghu'
798
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,600
- Are you a non vegetarian?
- I am a vegetarian
799
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,080
Would you like to have some soup?
I'll make it for you
800
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,080
Are you guys doing okay?
Can I get you another drink?
801
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,480
No I have a drink
802
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,120
How long have you been
working with Sunil?
803
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,280
Its been a year
804
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,160
Really? I have never met you before
805
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,880
Yeah, I guess it never worked out
806
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,120
Are you from here?
807
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:15,520
I am from Ahmedabad- but
after marriage I shifted here.
808
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,920
Where do you stay in Bombay?
809
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,160
- Versova
- Oh I live in Thane
810
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,640
He lives very far
811
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,320
What's your name again?
Sorry.. excuse me
812
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:29,800
Just give me a minute
813
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,320
- Sagar
- Hi, Chhaya
814
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,280
Are you on facebook?
815
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,920
I am on facebook,
I don't use it that much
816
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,680
Now as fast as you can,
with instinct..
817
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,320
..you must tell which card
is red and which one is black
818
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,120
Okay okay black sorry
819
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:02,200
And now I want to do the opposite
820
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,560
Magic is not over.
Why are you clapping?
821
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:22,240
If everything go well this
will be all red and then all black
822
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,120
Yogesh, if he has done a good job..
823
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,320
It will be all red and all black,
am I correct?
824
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:29,960
It will be, it has to be..
825
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,200
Power to us..
826
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,320
This one will be opposite
827
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,840
- Can I give her a kiss?
- Please, please..
828
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,360
Shouldn't have had those shots guys..
829
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,520
Why do you mix your drinks?
830
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,360
Rahul, have you met my uncle and aunt?
831
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:54,880
Hello Sir. Rahul
832
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:59,880
Take his autograph. Next time
you come here, he will be a celebrity
833
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,520
Are you on television?
834
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:04,920
He is a big author.
His book is getting published
835
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,200
- What have you written?
- I have written a novel
836
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,840
What's the story?
837
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,600
I can't tell the story in
a few words.. Its a book in Hindi
838
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,080
I know Hindi. Tell me
839
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,760
Why are you wearing that mask?
840
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,880
Actually, my nose is very sharp-
841
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,320
like a dog's
842
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,160
I get all kinds of distant smell
843
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:39,640
And all kinds of diseases- malaria,
dengue, chicken gunia
844
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,240
How can I get chicken gunia
when I don't even eat chicken
845
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,720
She is going senile.
846
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,280
She wears the mask all day-
goes to sleep with it. Wont let me kiss her
847
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,560
Are you going to kiss me at this age?
848
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,560
There is no age for kissing.
Didn't I marry you?
849
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:01,600
- And I kissed you then
- There were no germs then?
850
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,960
Our metabolism was strong then..
851
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,920
I have found a new character
852
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,280
Take a bite sir, its good food.
853
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:13,160
Good food man.
Have a bite
854
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,600
Aren't we going to play cards?
855
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,760
What are you doing?
856
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,800
- Its smelling
- Mine is not smelling, sir, mine is fine
857
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,720
Its rotting.
Everybody will fall sick
858
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,920
What are you doing Sunil?
My mutton.
859
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:47,520
- Its gone bad
- Its not! Took me five hours to cook
860
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:49,400
Hold this
861
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,240
Are you mad?
people are hungry..
862
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,680
Sir this is good- this we ordered in
863
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,280
We'll order more
864
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,720
- Sir it's very late now.
- You guys have no values
865
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,640
Sunil, the watchman is calling you..
what's going on?
866
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,480
Everybody is eating rotten food
867
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,720
- Threw away all the food?
- All of it
868
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,840
- All of it?
- There is some rice left
869
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,960
Somebody has parked
a car in Asif's parking
870
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,480
- Nobody here
- Sir, he came to your flat..
871
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,240
Guys.. has anyone
come in a Swift Desire?
872
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,160
Guys.. has anyone
come in a Swift Desire?
873
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,040
- Is it yours?
- We took an Uber
874
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,520
- Nobody here
- He came to your flat..
875
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,480
Been here since the afternoon
876
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,800
- Go play outside please
- wait, in a minute
877
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,320
Right now. Move
878
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:02,600
Move out.
I have some work
879
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:47,920
Sorry, Asif saheb..
880
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,640
- Sir happy Diwali
- Bugger off
881
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:04,600
There is no food?
882
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,800
Are the children
supposed to sleep hungry?
883
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:11,520
- I'll make some noodles..
- What crap! Its supposed to be diwali.
884
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,720
She is always in a foul mood
885
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,280
There are eggs, noodles..
886
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,760
Clearly the counselling is not working
887
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:25,320
- I am doing all the work guys, come on.
- This box is so heavy
888
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,840
What is in this trunk?
889
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:32,720
What are you doing?
Why did you get this out? Malti!
890
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,400
Why have you get this out?
891
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:38,720
What are you doing?
892
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,680
We are setting up a casino-
to play cards
893
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,520
Your uncle had a knee surgery,
he can't sit down
894
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,560
- We'll get something else
- This will do fine.. move
895
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,240
- Why this?
- Why not this?
896
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,120
Let's get started..
897
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:10,080
Sunil, its okay
898
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,280
Who the hell are these people?
899
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,000
They are our friends
900
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:20,760
I feel like I don't know any of them
901
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,120
- Will you let me play in peace?
- Don't play blind
902
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,600
Aren't you playing?
903
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,520
What are the chances I'd win today?
904
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:37,480
You never know
905
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:55,040
- Don't touch my cards
- Why, they'll change?
906
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,040
You always spoil my game..
907
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:00,960
Do you want to play?
come join us..
908
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,280
Relationship goals..
oh my god!!
909
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,720
You two look so cute together
910
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:17,760
Shall I take a picture? I'll whatsapp
it to you. hash tag togetherness
911
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,800
Sunil, still blind?
912
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:21,000
Blind!
913
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,800
Lucky you.
Beautiful home, beautiful wife
914
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,360
Beautiful mistress.
915
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,000
You are truly blessed
916
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,520
Worst cards possible
917
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,600
You are just unlucky in cards,
lucky in love
918
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:46,840
Look at me. I lose at cards
and you know how good is MY love life
919
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:50,320
What was I for you? A fling?
920
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,400
Answer her- she wants to know
921
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,160
- Why did you do it?
- Chhaya, why did YOU do it?
922
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,000
- I haven't done anything
- Really? nothing?
923
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:07,520
- Was it just me? Was it all my fault?
- I agree with him there
924
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:11,160
Its not just him. It takes two to..
925
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,960
What is that dance?
It takes two to..
926
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:15,560
It takes two to...
927
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:16,760
It takes two to...
928
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,000
TANGO
929
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,080
Tango..
930
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,000
I've got a sequence again. I win..
931
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:30,320
If you want to have kids,
there should be a test- an audition
932
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,360
You are unemployed.
933
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,120
Your wife is an alcoholic- you
shouldn't be allowed to be a parent!
934
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,560
- But who is going to decide?
- I don't know
935
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:40,020
So the government will decide
whether I'm fit enough to be a mother?
936
01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:41,000
That's not what I am saying
937
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:45,200
- Are you in or out?
- Show me. I have folded, show me
938
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,680
I am so touched by your love
939
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:51,400
Tell me honestly,
how good was your tango?
940
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:53,160
Just fold!
941
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:56,880
Okay fold
942
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,560
She only listens to you
943
01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:02,680
- I have a pair of fours
- You win, sir..
944
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,800
- I could have won, see?
- Why did you fold?
945
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,880
Shit happens, Chhaya
946
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:15,960
- Why did you make me fold?
- He could have had anything. It's risky..
947
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:21,200
- Sir, you have to take a little risk
- He is the champion of risk taking
948
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,240
I could have won!
You made me lose
949
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:27,880
I didn't force you. You have to take
responsibility for your own action
950
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:29,720
Sheetal, give me some money
951
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:34,080
- I'll return your money
- Sheetal, his book is getting published..
952
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:40,760
Ask her for a quickie. Look at her,
she is upset- it'll lift her mood
953
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,400
- You are responsible for my loss
- Suggest it to her
954
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,920
All you care about is you and
your happy domestic life
955
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:52,600
I have a request- can I watch? Please?
She is my wife. I should be allowed.
956
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,680
Please.. let me.
Ask her.. We can do a menage de trois
957
01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,240
- Sheetal!
- Shut up!
958
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,200
What happened?
959
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,760
Why are you begging
for money all the time?
960
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,360
There, take this, play!
961
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,160
And this is for your loss, okay?
There, take this- play now
962
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:18,000
Calm down, Sunil! I don't
want your money, take it back..
963
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,400
- Guys please don't do this..
- I'd just started winning..
964
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,720
Why are you spoiling the game..
965
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:31,120
I am saying, have kids. One or two
is fine, but you can't have 6 kids!!
966
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,000
- But who is going to decide?
- Don't you see?
967
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:34,480
Yogesh, his highness will decide..
968
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,000
He has the authority on this..
969
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,760
- Now you are getting emotional about this.
- Of course I am. I am a mother..
970
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,320
Her taxi is waiting,
she came in to say goodbye
971
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,520
Yes I came to say bye..
972
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:48,920
- Bye..
- Good to meet you..
973
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,640
Malti did you see her magic?
974
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:52,800
Yeah, I saw some outside,
it's really good
975
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,240
She's an amazing magician..
976
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,920
No, I'm not a magician.
Actually I am a mentalist
977
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:58,120
What's that?
978
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:02,520
I see things.. I read minds.. yes
979
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:07,400
Wow, good..
980
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:09,960
Can you read my mind?
981
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:11,680
Yes..
982
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,400
Oh you want me tell everybody?
983
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,480
Are you sure?
984
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,840
You don't want him
to write another book
985
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:30,040
I'm sorry, you asked me,
I didn't mean to hurt you.
986
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,200
Nice! Do one more..
987
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:33,840
On you?
- No..
988
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:34,760
Why?
989
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,080
- Nothing to read or what?
- How about me?
990
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,560
Okay.. Do you have
a purse or a bag?
991
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,480
Put your hand inside-
pick something..
992
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,160
Its round, its pink,
its your lipstick
993
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,880
Another time.. Round again..
994
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,240
Its your glasses,
your spectacles
995
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:57,520
One more time..
996
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:02,760
Its round again.. An orange strap
Its a watch- your orange watch
997
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,160
Oh my god!
998
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,280
One more time.
Do her..
999
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:10,440
No!
1000
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:14,800
That's enough magic for one night
1001
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,760
Yes, you're right.
I have my taxi waiting..
1002
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,120
Thank you for coming..
1003
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,640
Yes.. And I'm very
sorry about the vase
1004
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,080
That's okay.. good night
1005
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,760
- You enjoy your night..
- She is going by the way..
1006
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,240
- Are you leaving?
- Where are you going? Sit..
1007
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,560
- Thank you very much for tonight..
- No, thank you for coming
1008
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,480
Everything will be okay
1009
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,120
What will be okay?
1010
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:02,600
Everything..
1011
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:05,760
Bye
1012
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,080
I'll see her off
1013
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,560
"Careful now..."
1014
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:21,880
"these are trying times"
1015
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,920
"Careful"
1016
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:30,920
"of these blurring lines"
1017
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,760
"What's gone.."
1018
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:41,600
"is not coming back"
1019
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:49,920
"And the present is
thick with uncertainty"
1020
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,160
Did you take my 500 rupees?
1021
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:53,600
Is that my money?
1022
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:56,640
No it had drifted that side,
I took it back.
1023
01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,680
Keep it in your purse
1024
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,160
This man is lying through his teeth
1025
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:06,000
You are stealing 500?
1026
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:08,440
Go on, play the game
1027
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,960
Screw the game.
That is my 500 rupees
1028
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:14,400
- That's my money..
- Just because you said so?
1029
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,560
I saw you picking it up
1030
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,560
Sunil, didn't you see him?
1031
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,560
But I saw him.
The man is a bloody scoundrel
1032
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,880
Hold it. Even I know how to abuse
1033
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:26,600
Please take her away
1034
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,120
- Here, take this.
- I don't want your shitty money.
1035
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:30,840
I want my money
1036
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:31,880
What's going on?
1037
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:35,200
See, we come to your house
and this is the treatment we get
1038
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:39,600
Hello, aunty,
did I say a thing to you?
1039
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,840
Am I talking to you?
What did I say to you?
1040
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,040
Don't entertain her..
1041
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,960
Alka, let it go..
- I wont let it go.
1042
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:50,080
He is a bloody cheat man,
he is a snake
1043
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:53,920
Did you call me a snake?
1044
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,080
Look at your self.
You can't even stand straight
1045
01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:00,440
You should not drink.
Its not for women to drink
1046
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,120
I drink with my own money
1047
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,880
There is a grace to drinking.
You can't do it
1048
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,720
Are you going to teach me?
Then teach me how to steal money too
1049
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,560
What do you say, writer man?
1050
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,000
- Rahul, he is a thief..
- I'm in no position to comment
1051
01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:17,840
You just lost your money,
I am being abused!
1052
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,160
You deserve to be abused
1053
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:21,560
Just stop it.
1054
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,040
Stop this bloody game
1055
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,560
Screw this shit.
Its a crap bloody party
1056
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:50,920
It was so good to see
you after so many years
1057
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:54,560
Festivals bring the family together
1058
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,880
When your father was alive,
he kept the whole family together
1059
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:03,360
He was something else.. he was
1060
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,560
Now the family has drifted apart
1061
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:07,880
Keep this..
1062
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:14,360
What is this?
1063
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:17,120
It's auspicious.
You should never say no to this..
1064
01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:19,840
Its Diwali..
Tell him
1065
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:25,040
Keep it.. Its the same 500 that
I picked from that drunk woman
1066
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:31,040
Lets leave..
1067
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,480
Nobody saw me do it
1068
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,080
- It's already 3am..
- Yes let's leave
1069
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:45,120
I've been saying
for the longest time..
1070
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:54,800
- You are leaving?
- Yes, I think we should..
1071
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,760
Thanks for coming man,
So nice to see you.
1072
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,000
Nice to meet you..
1073
01:10:58,280 --> 01:10:59,360
Stay in touch
1074
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,240
- Bye! nice meeting you..
- Bye, happy Diwali
1075
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:11,760
Sorry man.. about the food
- But the whiskey was great
1076
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,120
Just have a bite on your
way back if you find something
1077
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:20,720
- I ate before coming here
- So sorry about this food situation
1078
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,920
Don't worry, it's okay. Bye!
1079
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:33,120
Do me a favour guys. Take out
the garbage bags on your way out..
1080
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,520
Sunil, the garbage guy
will take it out in the morning
1081
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:38,800
- Not good to let it be here all night
- Its okay, we'll take it out
1082
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:44,000
We clean up after him
even at the office
1083
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,880
- Bye guys, thanks..
- Bye
1084
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,920
Thanks so much for taking the bags..
1085
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:53,160
Thank you for tonight
1086
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,720
- Happy Diwali
- To you too..
1087
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,960
You have a lovely house
1088
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:02,720
Goodnight.
1089
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:07,920
Chhaya..
1090
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:30,920
If I had a little more money,
I'd have won big time
1091
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,600
- How much did you lose?
- 1800
1092
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:33,480
Not bad..
1093
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:37,000
If you had more money,
you'd have lost more
1094
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,160
Fate is on my side..
1095
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,720
- You would lose, ask me why?
- Why?
1096
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:46,480
Because you play like a gambler.
For entertainment.
1097
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,920
He doesn't play to win,
he plays for the excitement.
1098
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:49,880
What's wrong with that?
1099
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,560
- Because you're an optimist.
- How that a flaw?
1100
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:55,480
He is so optimistic that he
can not see the truth of his cards
1101
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:58,280
That's a good line sir,
for my next book..
1102
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:00,040
Dont put me in it, okay?
1103
01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:03,440
That man who came
from your office today
1104
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:04,480
Naresh?
1105
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,200
Earlier in the day, Anand..
1106
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:10,680
Let these guys go, we'll talk
1107
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,800
You are so full of shit.
1108
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,480
How can you even look me in the eye?
1109
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:18,840
What have I done?
1110
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,840
Can you stop pretending,
for one minute?
1111
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:23,760
What happened?
1112
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:26,560
Go on, tell your friends
what happened
1113
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:29,760
Let them leave,
we can talk about this later..
1114
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:31,720
Guys, I think all
of you should go home now
1115
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:34,000
Nobody is going.. stay!
1116
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,480
Malti..
1117
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,520
Malti? Not butterfly?
1118
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,280
I'm not your butterfly?
1119
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,080
Call me butterfly Sunil, one more time.
1120
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,400
- Call me butterfly..
- Malti
1121
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:48,880
Call me butterfly! No!
1122
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:50,240
What happened, Malti?
1123
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:51,520
Yogesh, shut the door.
1124
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,800
There is no need.
1125
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,960
Am I being hysterical?
I'm absolutely fine
1126
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:57,320
Malti?
1127
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:01,200
You were so right Paro.
I should have listened to you
1128
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,320
I shouldn't have trusted a man.
What's wrong with me?
1129
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:08,840
Malti, whatever it is.. its going
to be okay, we'll sort it out.
1130
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:12,160
Yes, its okay, you are right.
Its no big deal
1131
01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:13,680
Everything will be fine..
1132
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:16,680
He's only been cheating
on me this entire time.
1133
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,560
But that is okay.
It happens in all marriages
1134
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:25,280
But what I can not believe, is that
you had the gall to call her to our house
1135
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,360
You invited her to my party
1136
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:30,880
I didn't invite her,
she came on her own.
1137
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:32,600
I swear
1138
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:33,800
Who?
1139
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:37,840
Chhaya
1140
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:44,320
- You said it's over?
- It's over
1141
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:53,280
Malti I am sorry.. guys..
1142
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:56,360
It happened
1143
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,080
What do you mean it happened?
1144
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,680
You had nothing to do with it?
It happened by itself?
1145
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,520
Is there anything else I don't know?
1146
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:10,440
Any other butterflies that
I don't know about? Tell me now..
1147
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:11,880
Malti, I said I am sorry
1148
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,840
Malti I know its hard..
but it will be okay
1149
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:17,960
It's okay?
1150
01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:19,360
Yeah it's okay..
1151
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:23,880
No I am not saying what
he did is okay. Its not.
1152
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:30,160
He has broken your trust.
He has been selfish..
1153
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:31,520
Selfish..
1154
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:34,480
You have no idea
how selfish this man is.
1155
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:36,960
Shall I tell them Sunil?
1156
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:40,000
Sunil shall I tell them about the..?
1157
01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:42,280
- Actually let me show them
- Malti, don't!
1158
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:46,360
- Malti are you nuts?
- This is how selfish this man is..
1159
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:52,280
- What happened?
- There's a dead body in the house
1160
01:15:56,400 --> 01:16:00,000
He has killed a man,
and he has called all of you here
1161
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:02,760
- Who is this?
- Chhaya's husband
1162
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:04,680
I didn't kill him..
1163
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:07,600
Its not true. I didn't kill him.
1164
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:10,560
He found out. He came over,
and killed himself
1165
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:14,080
You have to believe me.. Joshi
1166
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:18,480
- Yogesh, you think I'd kill a man?
- I don't know
1167
01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:21,520
- Rahul..
- What have you gotten us into Sunil?
1168
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:24,440
Tell me something Sunil,
there's a dead body in your house.
1169
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,680
Didn't you think you should cancel the party?
Not once did it pass your mind?
1170
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:30,440
- It was too late
- What do you mean it was too late?
1171
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,920
Joshi had got 5 kilo
of mutton already..
1172
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,040
- What?
- Mutton?
1173
01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:38,160
You could eat that mutton
for the next 10 days for all I care.
1174
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:41,200
You got us all into this
shit because of Joshi's mutton?
1175
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:44,040
- I didn't mean to..
- You did, you ass!
1176
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:46,760
Malti you were absolutely right.
1177
01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:49,600
You are the most sick
and selfish man in the world
1178
01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:53,360
Last time you cancelled the party
because you had an upset stomach.
1179
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,040
And now this?
1180
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:59,200
- Guys it just happened..
- Just happened..There we go again.
1181
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:00,520
Sunil!
1182
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:04,200
You know what, screw you all man,
screw each one of you.
1183
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,520
Screw you Sunil- and you, and you..
1184
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,520
And you, you get up
1185
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:13,400
We need to decide
what is to be done now?
1186
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:16,280
Sheetal shut the door please.
And somebody call the police
1187
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,600
- We can't call the police
- Why not, if you are innocent?
1188
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:21,440
They will never believe me
1189
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,600
What were you planning to do with it?
Live with it forever?
1190
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:29,120
I thought once the party is over,
I'd think of something
1191
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:32,000
But its good in a way
that all of you are here
1192
01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:35,920
Sorry, I am not a part of this.
Friendship is in one place- this is murder
1193
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:38,760
Yogesh don't leave me, buddy.
You know people.
1194
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:41,000
I'm not your undertaker
1195
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:46,520
You bastard!
You bastard! I'll kill you..
1196
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:55,200
You killed Raghav.
You know who Raghav is?
1197
01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:59,400
Chhaya's husband?
- To hell with Chhaya.
1198
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:01,400
He is my publisher
1199
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,080
I didn't kill him brother..
1200
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:04,840
Bastard you killed my publisher
1201
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:07,200
- I did not kill him.. He killed himself
- What do I care?
1202
01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:10,520
Why did you have to
go and sleep with Chhaya?
1203
01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:12,480
Why couldn't you sleep
with somebody else?
1204
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,720
- Rahul, it happened..
- It happened, did it?
1205
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,920
I will kill you!!!
1206
01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:23,080
- Just happened..
- Who is Chhaya?
1207
01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:30,960
Dhruva..
1208
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,120
Dhruva, wake up-
there is a dead man
1209
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,000
Who died?
1210
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:41,880
I don't know, somebody.
1211
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,320
- Where is he?
- In the other room
1212
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,960
- Like, shot in the head
- Wow
1213
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:50,160
Have some water
1214
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:57,000
I am really sorry Rahul,
I didn't know he was your publisher
1215
01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:58,680
I had one chance..
1216
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,720
one chance in four years,
and you did this
1217
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,840
Rahul I'm really sorry
1218
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:07,120
You're sorry?
Show me how sorry you are?
1219
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:09,520
Take this..
1220
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,560
- What's the matter with you?
- Take this.
1221
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,240
Do what he did
1222
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:17,760
You are the cause of every
one's misery- his, yours, mine
1223
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,760
I don't know how much
more pain you are going to cause
1224
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:23,800
Send it out to the universe, right?
1225
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:25,480
This is what the
universe sent back to me
1226
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:28,320
- I don't know what you asked for.
- Just shut up.
1227
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:30,360
No more of your mumbo jumbo
1228
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:32,080
Sheetal lets leave..
1229
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:35,200
Rahul brother,
you can't leave me like this
1230
01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:37,880
I am leaving. But before I go
I'm going to call the police
1231
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,560
Rahul don't do that..
1232
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:42,960
What are you going to tell them?
1233
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:45,880
I am going to tell them there has been
a murder here. Is that okay?
1234
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:50,000
Rahul, your finger prints
are on the gun- and on the trunk.
1235
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:53,080
- And yours
- What the fuck, bro
1236
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,240
What a creep you are!
1237
01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:01,240
What do you expect? I am
asking for your help, as a friend
1238
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,200
This is asking for help? This?
1239
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,080
Can we decide what to do about this?
1240
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:09,880
Mama.. in Breaking Bad they
use acid to dissolve the body
1241
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:10,840
Vivan!
1242
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:12,720
Acid!
1243
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:23,440
A man who used to laugh, love,
cook- and in the end its just acid?
1244
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:29,520
- Joshi get a hold on your self
- What does it all mean?
1245
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,600
He is dead..
1246
01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:38,040
- Joshi, I didn't do it..
- I know. That is what is really sad.
1247
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:43,040
He killed himself. Can you imagine how
much pain there must be in his life?
1248
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:45,400
Joshi he is in a happier place now
1249
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:46,960
How do you know?
1250
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,320
How do you know that?
1251
01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:51,720
What if he is still unhappy?
1252
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,640
All you smart people,
you have words..
1253
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:57,960
..but no feelings
1254
01:20:58,120 --> 01:20:59,160
I hate all of you
1255
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:02,760
Please Joshi.
Stop making this about yourself
1256
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:04,200
This is no time to be emotional
1257
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:07,520
He is dead, we are alive.
He doesn't have problems, we do.
1258
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:09,280
He doesn't have to
go to work tomorrow, I do
1259
01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:12,840
Quite frankly he is the most selfish
man I've ever met, not you Sunil
1260
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:16,360
Everybody has problems-
Everybody is suffering.
1261
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:18,000
I don't go blowing my brains out
1262
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:21,120
- That too on Diwali night.
- And in somebody else's house
1263
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:22,480
Who does that, man?
1264
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,320
What about this unfortunate soul?
1265
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:30,120
Unfortunate? He?
What about us?
1266
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:34,400
He escaped.
We are the ones trapped
1267
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:38,880
He is my friend.
Not you guys..
1268
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:44,600
I just want to hug him..
I feel so close to him
1269
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:47,240
- Joshi what are you doing?
- I just want to sleep..
1270
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:50,000
Go inside and sleep
1271
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:53,320
- Joshi what are you doing?
- I want to hug this guy
1272
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,840
I want to feel close to him..
I understand him
1273
01:21:58,040 --> 01:21:59,920
Stop being ridiculous
1274
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:02,280
Joshi! will you stop it..
1275
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:06,640
- I just want to feel close to him..
- Joshi stop it
1276
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:08,440
Sheetal let him be
1277
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:12,680
Why can't you all just stop this?
What are you doing?
1278
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,960
There is a dead body here and you all are
just crying and thinking about yourselves
1279
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:18,520
Sheetal stop being hysterical
1280
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:20,440
Of course I am going to be hysterical,
1281
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:23,280
How can you be so calm?
What's wrong with YOU?
1282
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:34,120
Guys can we decide
whats to be done?
1283
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:37,640
She is right..
1284
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:41,800
Sunil?
1285
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:47,680
Malti?
1286
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:51,000
I want him out of
the house, that is all
1287
01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:55,000
Yeah, but where? You can't
just dump a body out on the road..
1288
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:58,120
Anybody has any bright ideas,
speak now
1289
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:04,160
Vivan, no acid- no knives..
Any other ideas?
1290
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:06,760
Railway tracks
1291
01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:56,560
When you have it,
you don't realise its value..
1292
01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:00,320
but after its gone,
you know what it really meant
1293
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,320
Sunil, is it okay if we skip?
1294
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:08,000
Are you nuts?
I am not exactly mad about doing this.
1295
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:11,360
Either we all go, or nobody..
1296
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:14,000
Get the car Sunil, will you?
1297
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:10,880
Don't you touch me.
You are a curse
1298
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:56,320
- Baby promise me something
- Yeah?
1299
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,880
Don't ever cheat on me
1300
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:02,560
I'd rather die..
1301
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,960
- Oh shit!
- What happened?
1302
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:21,000
I left my cooking vessel
over there.. Tch!
1303
01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:54,720
- You haven't been cleaning the car lately
- No sir, just yesterday..
1304
01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:56,680
Do a good job of it today
1305
01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,760
Sir, Happy Diwali..
1306
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:19,280
"Careful now..."
1307
01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:24,760
"these are trying times"
1308
01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:29,840
"Careful"
1309
01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:34,480
"of these blurring lines"
1310
01:31:37,480 --> 01:31:40,200
"What's gone.."
1311
01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:44,800
"is not coming back"
1312
01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:53,680
"And the present is
thick with uncertainty"
1313
01:31:57,000 --> 01:32:01,240
"The darkness has taken up tenancy"
1314
01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:06,520
"Shutting out all light with
seeming permanency"
1315
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:10,880
"The night is faking
it with false promises"
1316
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:13,800
"Truth is, truth is the morning isn't coming"
1317
01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:19,080
"Careful now.."
1318
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:23,400
"don't be lost"
1319
01:32:51,240 --> 01:32:54,120
"My heart feels empty"
1320
01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:58,800
"But maybe you're close"
1321
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:03,600
"Is it just me on my own"
1322
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:08,960
"Or are you close"
1323
01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:14,080
"It's hard to say.."
1324
01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:24,760
"Whether the heart's just bruised up"
1325
01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:28,280
"Or timid and afraid"
1326
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:35,040
"Some moment somewhere is stuck"
1327
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:40,200
"Cold and frozen and un-melting"
1328
01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:44,680
"Your love is a force of habit for me"
1329
01:33:44,840 --> 01:33:47,640
"it doesn't leave me "
1330
01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:53,320
"Careful now.."
1331
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:57,120
"don't lose the way.."
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