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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,735 --> 00:00:36,115 Prepare thyself for one twisted tale. 2 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:42,313 Through the chapters of time, legends have been told 3 00:00:42,413 --> 00:00:45,775 of brave knights, evil warlocks, 4 00:00:45,875 --> 00:00:50,051 beautiful maidens, magical prophecies, 5 00:00:50,212 --> 00:00:53,011 and other serious shit. 6 00:00:59,096 --> 00:01:01,440 Be not afraid. 7 00:01:01,599 --> 00:01:03,442 This is your destiny. 8 00:01:04,268 --> 00:01:06,270 You will bear my seed, 9 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:09,364 giving birth to a new beast, 10 00:01:10,316 --> 00:01:11,818 a new age. 11 00:01:12,151 --> 00:01:16,748 An age where I will command mankind in fear! 12 00:01:19,658 --> 00:01:21,035 To arms! 13 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,303 At ease, Maiden. 14 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:39,137 When the light of the world flickers, 15 00:01:39,303 --> 00:01:40,871 we, the Golden Order of Knights, 16 00:01:40,971 --> 00:01:42,848 restore the rule of good. 17 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:44,187 You're safe now. 18 00:01:44,808 --> 00:01:46,310 Then let us pray 19 00:01:46,477 --> 00:01:49,713 that 100 years from now when these two moons meet again, 20 00:01:49,813 --> 00:01:53,693 there will be a hero as brave as you, my lord. 21 00:01:55,945 --> 00:01:58,164 A hero as brave. 22 00:02:07,498 --> 00:02:08,899 Oh, fuck me. 23 00:02:08,999 --> 00:02:10,501 Prince Thadeous of Mourne, 24 00:02:10,834 --> 00:02:13,508 you are hereby sentenced to death by hanging 25 00:02:13,629 --> 00:02:15,156 for your illicit behavior 26 00:02:15,256 --> 00:02:18,351 with the noble Dwarf King's second wife Regina. 27 00:02:18,926 --> 00:02:21,453 You're a disgrace to any kingdom! 28 00:02:21,553 --> 00:02:23,772 I say hang the bastard. 29 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,353 Get on with it! 30 00:02:25,516 --> 00:02:27,189 And your minstrel, Courtney, 31 00:02:27,351 --> 00:02:29,069 is to be tarred and feathered 32 00:02:29,186 --> 00:02:32,156 for unlawful association with a deviant. 33 00:02:32,273 --> 00:02:34,867 Children, I'm allergic, please. Let's not. 34 00:02:35,109 --> 00:02:38,363 Please! These allegations, they're being greatly exaggerated. 35 00:02:38,696 --> 00:02:40,598 It was more or less just heavy petting 36 00:02:40,698 --> 00:02:43,326 with a brief moment of penetration. 37 00:02:44,576 --> 00:02:46,169 Disgusting! 38 00:02:46,328 --> 00:02:49,081 He deserves to die! Kill him! Hang the bastard! 39 00:02:49,206 --> 00:02:51,317 Hey! Easy! That's not nice. 40 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:53,611 You, bloodthirsty little fucker! 41 00:02:53,711 --> 00:02:56,055 Show me some respect, I'm a prince! 42 00:02:56,547 --> 00:02:58,657 To the bowels of hell! 43 00:02:58,757 --> 00:02:59,758 Good night, Prince. 44 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:01,427 Oh, dear gods. 45 00:03:12,896 --> 00:03:14,381 Your Highness, what are you doing? 46 00:03:14,481 --> 00:03:15,633 I'm escaping, Courtney! 47 00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:17,906 Quit playing with those children and help me! 48 00:03:18,777 --> 00:03:19,824 Kill him! 49 00:03:20,696 --> 00:03:22,014 Get him! After him! 50 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:23,140 Your Highness, wait for me! 51 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,183 Why are they upset? 52 00:03:24,283 --> 00:03:25,956 All dwarf queens are unfaithful. 53 00:03:26,368 --> 00:03:28,062 Hurry, Courtney, back to the kingdom! 54 00:03:28,162 --> 00:03:30,210 Forgive us with your tiny hearts! 55 00:03:30,414 --> 00:03:31,982 Faster sheepies, faster! 56 00:03:32,082 --> 00:03:33,299 Please wait, sir! 57 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:36,362 Courtney, you've proven yourself useless yet again. 58 00:03:36,462 --> 00:03:37,588 Who's that? 59 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,073 We're safe and We're stoned. 60 00:03:39,173 --> 00:03:40,390 Ganja! 61 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:42,493 They're gaining on us. 62 00:03:42,593 --> 00:03:43,594 Oh, the dragon! 63 00:03:43,761 --> 00:03:45,479 Those Highland Dwarves have got weapons! 64 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:46,643 Coming through. 65 00:03:46,764 --> 00:03:48,016 Boobies! 66 00:03:49,808 --> 00:03:50,980 Watch out, Courtney! 67 00:03:52,936 --> 00:03:54,213 I'm telling father we should go 68 00:03:54,313 --> 00:03:56,611 to war with these double-crossers. 69 00:03:57,775 --> 00:03:59,777 Poultry! 70 00:03:59,943 --> 00:04:02,346 Livestock! Courtney, this is no time to be napping. 71 00:04:02,446 --> 00:04:03,993 I'm a chicken. 72 00:04:05,115 --> 00:04:06,892 Let's get back... Oh, look! 73 00:04:06,992 --> 00:04:09,245 A little feast to break up this pursuit. 74 00:04:09,411 --> 00:04:10,688 Dangerous, yet delicious. 75 00:04:10,788 --> 00:04:12,005 I'm jumping out this window... 76 00:04:13,749 --> 00:04:15,092 He's angry! 77 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:16,694 Courtney, break my fall with your body. 78 00:04:16,794 --> 00:04:19,388 Owl Please, don't hurt my bottom! 79 00:04:20,547 --> 00:04:22,533 Run, Courtney! Pick up the pace! 80 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:24,977 Why do people so little run so fast? 81 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,464 That was close. 82 00:04:37,564 --> 00:04:39,362 Courtney, I've had enough of this nonsense! 83 00:04:40,025 --> 00:04:41,552 Crack-a-lacka, you little varmint. 84 00:04:41,652 --> 00:04:43,245 They're devils, sir! They're devils! 85 00:04:43,487 --> 00:04:45,431 Get him! They're muscular. 86 00:04:45,531 --> 00:04:47,329 Get Off me! - That's it, Sir! 87 00:04:47,658 --> 00:04:49,126 Your Highness! 88 00:04:56,625 --> 00:04:59,236 Please tell me that you completed your simple task 89 00:04:59,336 --> 00:05:02,931 and secured the treaty signed by the Lord of the Dwarf Village. 90 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,075 Father, they sent a beautiful woman 91 00:05:05,175 --> 00:05:07,018 to distract me and I was defenseless. 92 00:05:07,177 --> 00:05:09,371 Don't bandy words with me, Thadeous. 93 00:05:09,471 --> 00:05:12,082 Your brother is to return from his quest at any moment. 94 00:05:12,182 --> 00:05:14,230 Please go and bathe yourself. 95 00:05:14,476 --> 00:05:16,228 Why must I bow to greet him? 96 00:05:16,395 --> 00:05:17,963 No one does anything special for me 97 00:05:18,063 --> 00:05:19,861 when I do extraordinary things. 98 00:05:20,190 --> 00:05:22,426 And what extraordinary things have you done of late? 99 00:05:22,526 --> 00:05:24,369 Do tell me. Enlighten me. 100 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:26,823 Courtney, what extraordinary things have I done? 101 00:05:27,614 --> 00:05:30,267 You took a bubble bath, ate some toast, 102 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:31,977 had a sleep for one hour, 103 00:05:32,077 --> 00:05:35,707 and commissioned a naked statue of your fine self. 104 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:39,385 God, if your mother could see you now. 105 00:05:39,668 --> 00:05:42,171 Hear ye! Hear ye! 106 00:05:43,630 --> 00:05:44,865 Oh, dear gods. 107 00:05:44,965 --> 00:05:47,343 It is with blossoming personal joy 108 00:05:47,968 --> 00:05:50,954 that I announce the return of the mighty, 109 00:05:51,054 --> 00:05:53,307 the magnificent, the merciful, 110 00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:56,273 Prince Fabious! 111 00:06:05,611 --> 00:06:08,430 Hey, Prince Fabious, we adore you! 112 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,015 Welcome home, Prince Fabious. 113 00:06:10,115 --> 00:06:11,207 You're my king, Prince Fabious. 114 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:14,454 Welcome home! You are adored. 115 00:06:14,745 --> 00:06:15,792 it's Prince Fabious! 116 00:06:17,706 --> 00:06:20,175 Prince Fabious, I'm here for you now. 117 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:22,173 Brother! 118 00:06:23,962 --> 00:06:26,490 Oh, my god, I missed you so. 119 00:06:26,590 --> 00:06:30,015 Great to see you. 120 00:06:30,177 --> 00:06:31,620 Father. 121 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:32,812 My son. 122 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:35,766 Welcome home. 123 00:06:36,183 --> 00:06:37,526 As you all know, 124 00:06:37,684 --> 00:06:40,045 the evil wizard Leezar has plagued our kingdom 125 00:06:40,145 --> 00:06:43,024 with his foul creatures and wicked ways for years. 126 00:06:43,357 --> 00:06:45,985 But with my brave trusted knights 127 00:06:46,151 --> 00:06:47,118 and my dear Simon. 128 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,914 Join us, my mechanical friend. 129 00:06:51,615 --> 00:06:55,745 We have dispatched the latest of these cold blooded enemies. 130 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:57,955 Behold! 131 00:06:58,455 --> 00:07:02,961 The head of Leezar's mighty Cyclops! 132 00:07:06,505 --> 00:07:07,631 Fuck, yeah! 133 00:07:18,392 --> 00:07:23,740 Once again, Prince Fabious has made me as proud as a father could ever be. 134 00:07:23,897 --> 00:07:26,275 All the land owes him gratitude. 135 00:07:27,401 --> 00:07:28,969 This is not the only good news 136 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:31,071 that I've brought home with me today. 137 00:07:31,488 --> 00:07:35,413 Father, Brother, kingdom... 138 00:07:37,494 --> 00:07:39,246 She is radiant! 139 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:42,174 I'd like you to meet my bride-to-be. 140 00:07:49,464 --> 00:07:50,782 Belladonna, my dear, 141 00:07:50,882 --> 00:07:53,305 why don't you delight us with your story. 142 00:07:53,468 --> 00:07:56,472 Oh, no. It's a story of strife and sadness. 143 00:07:56,638 --> 00:07:59,767 No, no, it's not. It's a story of love. 144 00:07:59,933 --> 00:08:01,084 You don't have to tell it. 145 00:08:01,184 --> 00:08:02,276 If she doesn't want to tell it. 146 00:08:02,436 --> 00:08:05,110 She will tell. This is a table full of your loved ones. 147 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,027 Oh. Okay. 148 00:08:07,524 --> 00:08:09,259 I've been held captive by Leezar 149 00:08:09,359 --> 00:08:11,053 in the Tower of Disorder since I was but a child. 150 00:08:11,153 --> 00:08:13,497 Never knowing love nor human contact. 151 00:08:13,989 --> 00:08:15,366 But I never gave up hope. 152 00:08:15,657 --> 00:08:19,353 Singing every day, praying that someday my hero would find me. 153 00:08:19,453 --> 00:08:21,021 And I did. 154 00:08:21,121 --> 00:08:23,465 We had just slaughtered the Cyclops. 155 00:08:23,624 --> 00:08:26,298 We were on our way home, and on the wind 156 00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:28,258 I heard the most beautiful song. 157 00:08:29,463 --> 00:08:32,842 Fascinating, really. May we take pause for one moment. 158 00:08:33,675 --> 00:08:34,701 Yes, sir. 159 00:08:34,801 --> 00:08:36,018 Look at Courtney's new haircut. 160 00:08:36,178 --> 00:08:38,789 Doesn't it make his head look like the tip of a penis? 161 00:08:38,889 --> 00:08:40,732 it's hilarious. 162 00:08:40,974 --> 00:08:42,226 Thadeous, please. 163 00:08:42,392 --> 00:08:43,794 What is your problem? 164 00:08:43,894 --> 00:08:46,522 You, Fabious, you're being selfish and greedy. 165 00:08:46,772 --> 00:08:48,524 Stealing all the attentions. 166 00:08:48,649 --> 00:08:51,343 Today is not just for you two. 167 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:54,287 Today is Thundarian's birthday. 168 00:08:54,905 --> 00:08:56,557 Thundarian, is it your birthday? 169 00:08:56,657 --> 00:08:57,909 It's not my birthday. 170 00:08:58,075 --> 00:08:59,810 It's not Thundarian's birthday, Thadeous. 171 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:01,061 Enough, enough. 172 00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:03,630 My heart's desire, what is this? 173 00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:06,817 No. That's a... We call that a fork, 174 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:08,986 and you use that for your food. 175 00:09:09,086 --> 00:09:10,508 Right there. Fucking idiot. 176 00:09:11,672 --> 00:09:13,073 Having spent years in the tower 177 00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:16,768 has made her ignorant to some of our customs and things in general. 178 00:09:17,094 --> 00:09:18,161 Why, yes, of course. 179 00:09:18,261 --> 00:09:19,387 If your mother were here today, 180 00:09:19,513 --> 00:09:21,811 she would be a very proud woman, Fabious. 181 00:09:21,973 --> 00:09:23,190 Thank you, Father. 182 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:27,355 Which is why I ask your permission to marry her at once. 183 00:09:28,271 --> 00:09:30,069 The glory of romance! 184 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,426 I call upon my criers to proclaim 185 00:09:32,526 --> 00:09:36,305 that tomorrow we'll see the greatest wedding this kingdom has ever known. 186 00:09:36,405 --> 00:09:39,534 And tonight, we celebrate! 187 00:09:51,837 --> 00:09:53,280 I don't like this. 188 00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:56,133 Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me? 189 00:10:00,387 --> 00:10:01,604 No. 190 00:10:01,763 --> 00:10:04,937 Never triangle face. I hate triangle face. It scares me. 191 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,101 Apologies. 192 00:10:08,729 --> 00:10:10,756 Good evening, Your Royal Highness. 193 00:10:10,856 --> 00:10:11,903 Julie. 194 00:10:12,065 --> 00:10:13,942 Hello, fucking Julie. 195 00:10:14,109 --> 00:10:17,739 What a wonderful, wonderful evening, sire. 196 00:10:18,155 --> 00:10:20,682 Yet another glorious achievement 197 00:10:20,782 --> 00:10:25,003 in the whole firmament of starring moments for your brother Fabious. 198 00:10:25,203 --> 00:10:29,333 We shall remember it for the rest of our lives. 199 00:10:31,793 --> 00:10:33,528 Isn't that amazing how he can talk 200 00:10:33,628 --> 00:10:35,426 and suck my cock at the same exact time? 201 00:10:35,589 --> 00:10:37,432 Yes, it is. Incredible. 202 00:10:37,966 --> 00:10:40,702 Oh, clean yourself up. 203 00:10:40,802 --> 00:10:42,349 Should have closed your eyes, Julie. 204 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:45,478 I know your vulgarity masks your pain. 205 00:10:45,766 --> 00:10:47,042 No, it doesn't. 206 00:10:47,142 --> 00:10:49,378 I was trying to remember the last time we had 207 00:10:49,478 --> 00:10:52,322 one of these wonderful evenings for you, sir. 208 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,658 Surely there must have been one 209 00:10:54,816 --> 00:10:58,970 somewhere in the history of this kingdom, of your illustrious life. 210 00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:01,619 There must've been some moment 211 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:03,392 that we can all remember. 212 00:11:03,492 --> 00:11:05,460 And I'm trying to think now 213 00:11:06,161 --> 00:11:07,788 and there's nothing. 214 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,858 Courtney, I think I've had enough of this foul party. 215 00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:12,959 Yes, sir. 216 00:11:16,129 --> 00:11:18,006 Stupid Julie, I'll show him. 217 00:11:19,174 --> 00:11:21,017 I am Thadeous, 218 00:11:21,176 --> 00:11:24,771 the greatest sword fighting man to ever live. 219 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:29,626 I will murder anyone whoever tries to insult me 220 00:11:29,726 --> 00:11:31,854 or challenge me. 221 00:11:32,395 --> 00:11:35,615 Some balls you have, Simon, showing yourself to me. 222 00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:39,761 No matter what you say, we'll never be friends 223 00:11:39,861 --> 00:11:42,205 because I hate mechanical inventions 224 00:11:42,364 --> 00:11:43,661 and you know this. 225 00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:47,161 Wipe that smile off your face. 226 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:49,963 Hey, Simon. 227 00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:53,275 You should swing from your hips, Brother. You'll get more leverage. 228 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,469 Here, let me show you. 229 00:11:56,711 --> 00:11:59,385 Put your hands there, yeah, 230 00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:01,676 and swing. 231 00:12:01,842 --> 00:12:05,062 Gods, get off of me. I know how to use a sword. 232 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:07,063 Do you? Yes. 233 00:12:07,222 --> 00:12:09,224 We'll see about that. 234 00:12:09,391 --> 00:12:11,126 Okay, enough. I don't want to do swords with you. 235 00:12:11,226 --> 00:12:12,294 I'm doing it by myself. 236 00:12:12,394 --> 00:12:13,795 Defend yourself, Brother! 237 00:12:13,895 --> 00:12:15,297 Stop it. There you go. 238 00:12:15,397 --> 00:12:16,381 Stop. 239 00:12:16,481 --> 00:12:17,983 Defend yourself! 240 00:12:18,149 --> 00:12:20,151 Stop it. 241 00:12:22,571 --> 00:12:24,389 You just nicked my knuckles! 242 00:12:24,489 --> 00:12:27,333 Oh, you'll be all right. it's not as if I cut your head off or anything. 243 00:12:27,576 --> 00:12:29,670 Why would you bring that disgusting thing here? 244 00:12:29,828 --> 00:12:31,922 It's getting juices in our water supply. 245 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,753 It's a souvenir of my kill. 246 00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:36,735 I always take one from a foe that's tasted the cold, 247 00:12:36,835 --> 00:12:39,088 unrelenting steel of my blade. 248 00:12:39,546 --> 00:12:41,448 Souvenir of your kill? 249 00:12:41,548 --> 00:12:45,428 That sounds like a rather stupid, bloodthirsty tradition. 250 00:12:46,928 --> 00:12:48,288 What's your problem? 251 00:12:48,388 --> 00:12:49,831 Why are you such a sourpuss? 252 00:12:49,931 --> 00:12:53,435 I'm not being a sourpuss. I just didn't wanna be at that celebrations. 253 00:12:53,768 --> 00:12:55,987 All I want is for you to be a part of this moment. 254 00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:58,673 I want you to be gay with me and father. 255 00:12:58,773 --> 00:13:00,901 I don't want to be gay with you two. 256 00:13:02,152 --> 00:13:03,303 I'd rather just stay in here 257 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:05,826 with my blade and fuck things up. 258 00:13:06,114 --> 00:13:07,307 Why would you say that? 259 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:09,910 Because, Fabious, it's true. 260 00:13:13,538 --> 00:13:16,566 I'm sick and tired of everyone sucking up on your tits 261 00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:18,634 because you are to become king. 262 00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:22,093 All the while, no one gives two turtle shits about me. 263 00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:26,827 But Thaddy, first borns like me, we become king. 264 00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:30,272 Second borns, you can be whatever you want to be. 265 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,273 I want to be king. 266 00:13:33,183 --> 00:13:34,730 Maybe we can both be king. 267 00:13:34,935 --> 00:13:38,439 No, I want to be king by myself. 268 00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:40,465 Well, cheer up, Brother. 269 00:13:40,565 --> 00:13:41,987 I have something else that you can be. 270 00:13:42,484 --> 00:13:44,052 What? 271 00:13:44,152 --> 00:13:45,825 Best man at my wedding. 272 00:13:46,321 --> 00:13:49,370 I can think of no one else I'd want by my side 273 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:52,394 as I sing my vow passionately into her eyes. 274 00:13:52,494 --> 00:13:54,872 Sounds tedious and boring. 275 00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:56,773 If I'm not mistaken, it's tradition 276 00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:59,776 that the best man gets to finger the bridesmaids. 277 00:13:59,876 --> 00:14:02,675 Really? I've never heard of this tradition. 278 00:14:07,258 --> 00:14:08,743 You have a fucking deal. 279 00:14:08,843 --> 00:14:11,079 Oh, you're gonna be so handsome! 280 00:14:11,179 --> 00:14:13,898 Who's gonna be the most handsome best man? 281 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:15,667 Probably me. 282 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,771 Who's the prince with the most dashing moustache? 283 00:14:19,354 --> 00:14:20,463 Me. 284 00:14:20,563 --> 00:14:22,841 Who gives the warmest hugs? 285 00:14:22,941 --> 00:14:24,318 Me, of course. 286 00:14:24,943 --> 00:14:26,490 I love you, Thadeous. 287 00:14:28,071 --> 00:14:30,199 Okay, that's cool. 288 00:14:31,157 --> 00:14:34,502 All gather for the royal wedding! 289 00:14:48,216 --> 00:14:50,890 Hello there, best man. 290 00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:52,287 Best man? 291 00:14:52,387 --> 00:14:55,290 If he wanted a best man, he should have chosen me. 292 00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:57,417 How many quests have I been on with Fabious? 293 00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:58,518 Countless. 294 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:02,547 I gave my hand to save his life on the battlefield. 295 00:15:02,647 --> 00:15:05,571 And yet he chooses Thadeous as his best man. 296 00:15:05,775 --> 00:15:09,279 That sorry sack of shit. 297 00:15:09,446 --> 00:15:12,245 Such a poor excuse for a prince. 298 00:15:12,407 --> 00:15:16,002 He's nothing more than a self-entitled, rotten child! 299 00:15:16,327 --> 00:15:17,328 Idiot. 300 00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:21,458 You look beautiful. Thank you. 301 00:15:21,624 --> 00:15:22,625 Belladonna... 302 00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,378 Oh, my love. 303 00:15:28,381 --> 00:15:31,701 Oh, Fabious, I can't wait until the cervix is over, 304 00:15:31,801 --> 00:15:33,895 and to lie together as one. 305 00:15:34,387 --> 00:15:35,664 No, the service. 306 00:15:35,764 --> 00:15:40,986 The cervix is a circular wing of muscles that contracts or expands. 307 00:15:41,144 --> 00:15:42,862 It's up in your vagina. 308 00:15:43,104 --> 00:15:45,653 That's where my penis will go after the wedding. 309 00:15:46,816 --> 00:15:48,510 Have you not consummated your love? 310 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:49,657 Not yet. 311 00:15:49,986 --> 00:15:51,680 Belladonna has never been with a man 312 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,829 so we've decided to preserve her purity till after the wedding. 313 00:15:55,617 --> 00:15:58,269 She's given me this ribbon from her fair hair. 314 00:15:58,369 --> 00:16:02,044 To hold on to until we can be together in a sex-way. 315 00:16:02,957 --> 00:16:04,379 Yes. 316 00:16:06,211 --> 00:16:07,838 Enough, enough. 317 00:16:09,047 --> 00:16:10,699 If Thadeous wishes to play forgetful 318 00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:12,283 on his brother's day of days, 319 00:16:12,383 --> 00:16:14,010 then wait we shall not. 320 00:16:14,219 --> 00:16:17,723 I can't get married without my brother. He's my best man. 321 00:16:17,847 --> 00:16:20,959 His time has passed. Pick another best man. 322 00:16:21,059 --> 00:16:22,085 No. 323 00:16:22,185 --> 00:16:24,984 Julie, you be best man. Here you are. 324 00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:26,322 Godsdammit. 325 00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:31,578 Oh, Brendan, you trolls have it so easy. 326 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:35,328 Out here playing recklessly in your beautiful mud. 327 00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:38,835 Eating your scraps of horse meats and crumbs. 328 00:16:39,619 --> 00:16:41,462 Green grass. Green grass. 329 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:44,587 And do tell, how do you get so dirty? 330 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:48,796 You just take the earth and rub it upon your face? 331 00:16:49,254 --> 00:16:50,597 Your Highness, 332 00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:55,035 the wedding has... Hello. The wedding has started. 333 00:16:55,135 --> 00:16:57,229 I do not care. 334 00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,814 I'd rather stay with this fine gentleman. 335 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,041 Hiding here with my true friends. 336 00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:02,208 Yes. 337 00:17:02,308 --> 00:17:06,438 Let the whole entire wedding wonder and worry where I am. 338 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:14,571 This is the day that I've been waiting for 339 00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:19,959 Sand in the kingdom 340 00:17:20,076 --> 00:17:22,795 Our love is born 341 00:17:23,913 --> 00:17:29,295 Flowing from the ocean to the moons 342 00:17:31,462 --> 00:17:36,514 Your heart now I hold 343 00:17:39,304 --> 00:17:44,686 You have a beauty I can't ignore 344 00:17:46,352 --> 00:17:51,529 Bastion of all I do adore 345 00:17:53,651 --> 00:17:57,121 Giving this moment 346 00:17:57,322 --> 00:18:00,952 Our love that's true 347 00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:06,962 Our hearts now are one 348 00:18:12,462 --> 00:18:14,260 Bravo! 349 00:18:14,839 --> 00:18:16,432 Bravo! 350 00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:18,201 Bravo! 351 00:18:18,301 --> 00:18:20,804 Reveal yourself, stranger. Are you lost? 352 00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:25,358 A thousand pardons. I mean not to intrude on such a joyous occasion. 353 00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:29,779 However, today I just could not help myself. 354 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,089 Leezar! 355 00:18:31,189 --> 00:18:33,237 You're not welcome here, devil! 356 00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:38,763 If you come in peace, say so, 357 00:18:38,863 --> 00:18:41,099 otherwise prepare to meet your doom. 358 00:18:41,199 --> 00:18:43,122 Oh, brave Fabious. 359 00:18:43,368 --> 00:18:47,373 You murdered my Cyclops. But I have other perils in store for you. 360 00:18:48,122 --> 00:18:50,841 Ones that are beyond the bounds of your imagination. 361 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,377 One, in particular, 362 00:18:52,543 --> 00:18:54,279 involving an ancient prophecy destined 363 00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:56,948 to be fulfilled by a powerful Warlock, 364 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,140 me. 365 00:18:58,424 --> 00:19:01,803 And, of course, a very beautiful virgin that looks just like 366 00:19:04,222 --> 00:19:05,223 her. 367 00:19:05,515 --> 00:19:09,270 I was keeping that one for something very special. 368 00:19:09,435 --> 00:19:13,030 And I dare say it was rude of you to steal her from me. 369 00:19:13,189 --> 00:19:14,486 Now I'm here to get her back. 370 00:19:14,732 --> 00:19:17,281 And just how do you plan on doing that? 371 00:19:17,402 --> 00:19:18,494 Magic, 372 00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:21,155 motherfucker. 373 00:19:21,322 --> 00:19:22,348 Not a moment more. 374 00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:24,416 Knights, to arms! Take him! 375 00:19:28,288 --> 00:19:31,417 Do you honestly think your band of worms can stop me? 376 00:19:35,962 --> 00:19:38,511 Arise therefore, my mothers! 377 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,141 Watch out! 378 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,331 Come with me. 379 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,202 Leezar! 380 00:20:17,879 --> 00:20:20,448 I shall not go back to that dreadful tower! 381 00:20:20,548 --> 00:20:21,640 Look into my eyes! 382 00:20:22,008 --> 00:20:24,682 You will learn to love me! Do you understand? 383 00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:30,816 Come on. 384 00:20:40,985 --> 00:20:42,828 Impossible. 385 00:20:57,001 --> 00:20:59,028 Farewell, Kingdom of Mourne. 386 00:20:59,128 --> 00:21:02,758 As always, it has been my pleasure. 387 00:21:20,691 --> 00:21:22,135 I thought it was from riding sheep, 388 00:21:22,235 --> 00:21:23,953 but it turns out just to be an ear infection. 389 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,197 You fucker! 390 00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:29,058 Good times. 391 00:21:29,158 --> 00:21:30,810 No one get up. I'm very tired. 392 00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:32,503 I'm going straight to my bed chambers. 393 00:21:32,829 --> 00:21:35,002 Brother, thank god you're alive. 394 00:21:35,164 --> 00:21:37,667 When you didn't show up for the wedding, I feared the worst. 395 00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:38,964 Why are you crying? 396 00:21:39,168 --> 00:21:40,841 Leezar has taken my love. 397 00:21:41,003 --> 00:21:42,175 What? Yes.. 398 00:21:42,296 --> 00:21:45,675 So, your brother is about to embark on yet another quest. 399 00:21:46,008 --> 00:21:47,577 This time to rescue Belladonna 400 00:21:47,677 --> 00:21:49,704 and rid the land of that loathsome wretch 401 00:21:49,804 --> 00:21:50,930 once and for all. 402 00:21:51,055 --> 00:21:53,103 Wow, how noble of him. 403 00:21:53,516 --> 00:21:56,794 Well, it was nice to see you, as short as the visit was. 404 00:21:56,894 --> 00:22:00,524 I look forward to hearing about it. Good luck and good bye. 405 00:22:00,773 --> 00:22:03,697 Thadeous, this is Fabious' 28th quest. 406 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,887 How many have you been on? 407 00:22:05,987 --> 00:22:08,615 Courtney, how many quests have I completed? 408 00:22:10,199 --> 00:22:12,435 The answer is none. 409 00:22:12,535 --> 00:22:15,146 It is finally time for you to become a man. 410 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:18,216 You must journey with your brother to rescue his bride. 411 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,109 Father, you can't be serious. 412 00:22:20,209 --> 00:22:21,402 If you want me to go on to a quest, 413 00:22:21,502 --> 00:22:22,862 then let's start with something easy, 414 00:22:22,962 --> 00:22:26,199 like boiling a chicken or beating off in front of a Pegasus. 415 00:22:26,299 --> 00:22:27,846 Elementary things. 416 00:22:28,092 --> 00:22:32,063 Look around you at the harm that has befallen this castle! 417 00:22:34,515 --> 00:22:36,542 This quest is your last chance 418 00:22:36,642 --> 00:22:39,087 to prove to me and the kingdom 419 00:22:39,187 --> 00:22:42,256 that you are a man worthy to bear the family crest, 420 00:22:42,356 --> 00:22:45,530 and to show that at your core, you are not rotten, 421 00:22:46,027 --> 00:22:49,327 but you are brave and honorable, and noble. 422 00:22:49,489 --> 00:22:52,308 All the qualities expected of a prince. 423 00:22:52,408 --> 00:22:53,705 The choice is yours. 424 00:22:54,035 --> 00:22:56,604 Either journey with your brother and the Knights Elite, 425 00:22:56,704 --> 00:22:59,548 or you can face banishment from the kingdom. 426 00:23:27,401 --> 00:23:28,719 You see, Courtney, 427 00:23:28,819 --> 00:23:31,993 I alone understand how to properly prepare for a quest. 428 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:36,245 Masculine garments, proper, good collie to smoke upon. 429 00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:38,083 How is Steven doing? 430 00:23:38,246 --> 00:23:40,089 He looks like he's stoned, sir. 431 00:23:40,248 --> 00:23:41,524 Fabious has Simon, 432 00:23:41,624 --> 00:23:45,153 and now I have Steven, a far superior creature companion. 433 00:23:45,253 --> 00:23:46,596 Wouldn't you agree? 434 00:23:46,754 --> 00:23:49,407 He will fare very well, indeed, I'm sure, Your Highness. 435 00:23:49,507 --> 00:23:52,326 I do hope this adventure is not too stressful or boring. 436 00:23:52,426 --> 00:23:56,772 Either way I intend to get properly fucked up if no one disagrees. 437 00:24:13,781 --> 00:24:16,660 Belladonna, wake up. Wake up. 438 00:24:16,826 --> 00:24:18,853 Who is that? Where am I? 439 00:24:18,953 --> 00:24:20,830 'Tis I, Fabious. Your love. 440 00:24:22,498 --> 00:24:23,499 Fabious? 441 00:24:23,666 --> 00:24:25,401 You're still in Leezar's lair. 442 00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:28,196 But fear not, I'm here to rescue you. 443 00:24:28,296 --> 00:24:30,198 Fabious, it's really you. 444 00:24:30,298 --> 00:24:32,346 I knew you'd come to find me. 445 00:24:38,598 --> 00:24:42,478 I can't do this. I can't do it. It's so mean. 446 00:24:43,477 --> 00:24:47,323 You should've seen the look on your face. it's me! 447 00:24:48,024 --> 00:24:49,617 You're still a prisoner. 448 00:24:49,775 --> 00:24:52,428 I've seen a beautiful world beyond this prison, 449 00:24:52,528 --> 00:24:54,781 and I count the hours till I escape. 450 00:24:55,031 --> 00:24:56,891 I wouldn't be so sure of that. 451 00:24:56,991 --> 00:25:01,167 Lookie there. The twin moons drawing slowly together. 452 00:25:01,454 --> 00:25:03,957 Time moving them closer. 453 00:25:04,123 --> 00:25:08,003 Just as time moves you and I closer together. 454 00:25:08,294 --> 00:25:11,514 And when the two moons unite, so shall we. 455 00:25:11,839 --> 00:25:15,368 Perhaps, keeping you in this tower has left you ignorant. 456 00:25:15,468 --> 00:25:17,937 You're so easily deceived. 457 00:25:18,179 --> 00:25:22,184 For example, I have heard that your Prince Fabious 458 00:25:22,350 --> 00:25:25,479 has made his bed recklessly with many maidens. 459 00:25:27,563 --> 00:25:32,285 And I heard that he has fungi on his genitalia as a result. 460 00:25:32,485 --> 00:25:34,863 Also, he organizes orgies 461 00:25:35,196 --> 00:25:37,932 with wenches and barbarians alike 462 00:25:38,032 --> 00:25:42,458 and he takes sperm on him and gives it to women freely. 463 00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:44,838 Spilling his seed willy-nilly 464 00:25:44,997 --> 00:25:48,217 as he makes his way through that orgy. 465 00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:50,444 I don't believe you. 466 00:25:50,544 --> 00:25:54,469 He is not the dashing young man you believe him to be. 467 00:25:54,757 --> 00:25:55,758 So 468 00:25:57,551 --> 00:26:01,522 these are the harsh realities of the outside world. 469 00:26:03,432 --> 00:26:05,105 Welcome home. 470 00:26:07,937 --> 00:26:10,281 Halt! Steady. 471 00:26:14,944 --> 00:26:17,038 Sorry to disturb you two love birds 472 00:26:17,196 --> 00:26:19,995 but we've arrived at the home of the Wize Wizard. 473 00:26:20,157 --> 00:26:21,625 Who the hell is the Wize Wizard? 474 00:26:21,909 --> 00:26:23,686 He's an ancient seer who helps many 475 00:26:23,786 --> 00:26:25,563 on their quest with added insight. 476 00:26:25,663 --> 00:26:28,667 Great. Well, let me know how it goes. 477 00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:30,776 Leave him in his carriage, Fabious. 478 00:26:30,876 --> 00:26:33,112 You and I will seek counsel with the Wize Wizard. 479 00:26:33,212 --> 00:26:34,238 No. 480 00:26:34,338 --> 00:26:37,617 Come, Brother. This is the first stop on your first quest. 481 00:26:37,717 --> 00:26:40,266 We shall go together. 482 00:26:52,106 --> 00:26:53,153 Brother, 483 00:26:53,315 --> 00:26:54,925 you look ravishing in that armor, 484 00:26:55,025 --> 00:26:57,244 but I don't think you'll need it. 485 00:26:57,361 --> 00:27:00,240 The Wize Wizard is a peaceful, little old man. 486 00:27:01,073 --> 00:27:03,167 I'm wearing it. You're just being jealous. 487 00:27:10,082 --> 00:27:12,801 Hello? Anyone home? 488 00:27:15,504 --> 00:27:18,574 Looks as if someone is cultivating glorious herbs in here. 489 00:27:18,674 --> 00:27:20,642 Hey, Wize Wizard, is that you over there? 490 00:27:20,926 --> 00:27:24,476 Who dares enter my den? 491 00:27:25,139 --> 00:27:28,769 It is I, Prince Fabious and my brother, Prince Thadeous. 492 00:27:28,934 --> 00:27:30,811 We come to seek counsel. 493 00:27:30,936 --> 00:27:33,359 Come, come. Give me kisses. 494 00:27:41,822 --> 00:27:43,599 Kiss him. 495 00:27:43,699 --> 00:27:44,684 Fuck,no. 496 00:27:44,784 --> 00:27:45,768 Pretty please. 497 00:27:45,868 --> 00:27:47,165 Kiss it on the mouth. 498 00:27:47,661 --> 00:27:49,663 For the quest. 499 00:27:49,789 --> 00:27:52,087 I do it every time I come. 500 00:27:54,710 --> 00:27:57,839 Hello. Nice to meet you. 501 00:28:02,635 --> 00:28:04,078 Sit, sit. 502 00:28:04,178 --> 00:28:05,246 Sit. 503 00:28:05,346 --> 00:28:09,351 Fabious has been coming here since he was a boy. 504 00:28:09,517 --> 00:28:11,585 You did this when you were a child. 505 00:28:11,685 --> 00:28:12,777 Yes! 506 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:14,693 We had great times, didn't we? 507 00:28:15,022 --> 00:28:17,024 Yes, yes, we did. 508 00:28:18,192 --> 00:28:19,990 You would kiss him? 509 00:28:21,529 --> 00:28:24,373 Yeah, sometimes we would do other things. 510 00:28:24,490 --> 00:28:26,208 Like what? 511 00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:29,520 When I was younger, we'd take our shirts off and jump on the bed. 512 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,214 Playful secrets. 513 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,041 Don't tell father. 514 00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:37,570 Breathe deeply of these herbs 515 00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:39,447 and share a vision with me. 516 00:28:39,547 --> 00:28:40,639 Of course. 517 00:28:45,970 --> 00:28:48,689 Yes. Allow me to puff as well. 518 00:28:52,893 --> 00:28:55,692 Those are some powerful herbs. 519 00:28:55,855 --> 00:28:57,903 Giving me dark visions. 520 00:28:58,065 --> 00:28:59,592 Shall we pack this again? 521 00:28:59,692 --> 00:29:02,195 I'm not getting visions. I'm not sure if it's working, Wizard. 522 00:29:03,404 --> 00:29:05,907 Visions. Visions. 523 00:29:06,031 --> 00:29:08,329 Thadeous, are you seeing what I'm seeing? 524 00:29:08,492 --> 00:29:09,685 You making a fool yourself. 525 00:29:09,785 --> 00:29:11,270 Handle your shit, Fabious, please. 526 00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:12,542 No, I can't. 527 00:29:13,789 --> 00:29:16,133 Please, interpret these visions, Wizard. 528 00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:19,470 Prophecies foretell of an evil wizard 529 00:29:19,587 --> 00:29:22,198 laying his seed inside a virgin 530 00:29:22,298 --> 00:29:24,596 under the eclipse of the two moons. 531 00:29:24,925 --> 00:29:27,453 What? What evil prophecy is this? 532 00:29:27,553 --> 00:29:28,996 The child she would spawn 533 00:29:29,096 --> 00:29:31,645 is said to be a dragon most powerful. 534 00:29:31,932 --> 00:29:36,003 Leezar wants to make love to Belladonna to create a dragon? 535 00:29:36,103 --> 00:29:38,214 That's fucking disgusting. 536 00:29:38,314 --> 00:29:39,657 I cannot let this happen. 537 00:29:39,899 --> 00:29:41,008 When is this eclipse? 538 00:29:41,108 --> 00:29:42,781 In five nights' time, 539 00:29:43,110 --> 00:29:47,139 but you will need an enchanted blade to do this warlock in. 540 00:29:47,239 --> 00:29:49,833 A blade made of unicorn horn. 541 00:29:50,159 --> 00:29:53,020 Say where I can find such a sword and it shall be mine. 542 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,000 It rests in the depths of the most perilous hidden labyrinth. 543 00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:59,802 Just beyond Muldiss Darton. 544 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,086 Muldiss Darton. 545 00:30:01,253 --> 00:30:03,756 Well, what is Muldiss Darton? 546 00:30:03,923 --> 00:30:05,596 It's a place of legend. 547 00:30:12,765 --> 00:30:15,063 Oh. Powerful magic. 548 00:30:15,184 --> 00:30:17,878 This crooked compass will catch the light 549 00:30:17,978 --> 00:30:21,152 and point the way to the labyrinth's location. 550 00:30:21,315 --> 00:30:22,591 Be warned, 551 00:30:22,691 --> 00:30:26,662 they say the walls of this maze drive men to madness. 552 00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:28,973 But if you can find your way, 553 00:30:29,073 --> 00:30:31,371 the blade will be yours. 554 00:30:32,493 --> 00:30:34,395 Thank you, Wize Wizard. 555 00:30:34,495 --> 00:30:37,749 Not so fast. First you must answer a riddle. 556 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:43,012 What journey be long and twisted and sensitive at hand? 557 00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:47,971 To what end must man go to discover the depths of his ecstasy? 558 00:30:48,509 --> 00:30:50,807 Think hard, strong warriors. 559 00:30:51,679 --> 00:30:53,101 Fuck, I know this. 560 00:30:54,306 --> 00:30:55,353 I've got it! 561 00:30:55,849 --> 00:31:00,571 You want us to twist what is long with our sensitive hands. 562 00:31:00,854 --> 00:31:02,527 He wants us to jerk him off. 563 00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:05,301 Just punch the tip and twist it. 564 00:31:05,401 --> 00:31:08,405 Yes, but we are not going to do that. 565 00:31:09,071 --> 00:31:12,166 If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done. 566 00:31:14,076 --> 00:31:17,455 I'll work the tip, you tickle his balls. 567 00:31:24,086 --> 00:31:25,087 Yuck! 568 00:31:25,671 --> 00:31:26,655 Pervert. 569 00:31:26,755 --> 00:31:27,881 Did you get any information? 570 00:31:28,048 --> 00:31:30,075 Let's just make camp. 571 00:31:30,175 --> 00:31:33,145 Sick. This quest sucks. 572 00:31:34,138 --> 00:31:35,539 It used to be you that joined him. 573 00:31:35,639 --> 00:31:36,811 Yes. 574 00:31:38,767 --> 00:31:41,771 Don't worry. All will be well. 575 00:31:51,071 --> 00:31:53,620 Attentions please, warriors. 576 00:31:53,782 --> 00:31:55,455 I propose a toast. 577 00:31:55,617 --> 00:31:58,245 Let us drink till thine asses are drunk. 578 00:31:58,412 --> 00:32:00,314 Brother, we do not celebrate 579 00:32:00,414 --> 00:32:02,191 until we complete the quest at hand. 580 00:32:02,291 --> 00:32:03,901 It is the code of the Knights Elite. 581 00:32:04,001 --> 00:32:07,237 What of my code where we drink like men? 582 00:32:07,337 --> 00:32:08,530 Thadeous, we have some traditions 583 00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:10,348 of our own out here on the road. 584 00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:14,224 Manious, prepare the warrior's tidings, if you will. 585 00:32:14,386 --> 00:32:18,641 If it is the first night of your first quest, well... 586 00:32:23,979 --> 00:32:24,980 Here it comes. 587 00:32:26,315 --> 00:32:27,817 Disgusting 588 00:32:29,777 --> 00:32:31,720 Feast upon the heart of the beast. 589 00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:33,430 No, thank you, I'm not hungry. 590 00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:35,953 It is a tradition among men. 591 00:32:36,283 --> 00:32:38,126 Eat it. Eat it. 592 00:32:38,285 --> 00:32:40,354 Eat it. Eat it. 593 00:32:40,454 --> 00:32:44,175 Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! 594 00:33:01,141 --> 00:33:03,064 You fuckers! That's not funny! 595 00:33:03,310 --> 00:33:04,778 You're not supposed to eat it. 596 00:33:04,978 --> 00:33:06,130 You all were chanting. 597 00:33:06,230 --> 00:33:09,074 Maybe there's some donkey cock in your carriage! 598 00:33:09,274 --> 00:33:11,697 Fuck you, Boremont! Manious, fuck you! 599 00:33:11,819 --> 00:33:13,012 I hate all of you. 600 00:33:13,112 --> 00:33:14,489 Thadeous! 601 00:33:14,863 --> 00:33:16,035 Come back. 602 00:33:16,532 --> 00:33:18,705 Thadeous, come here. 603 00:33:46,019 --> 00:33:47,362 Dark master, 604 00:33:47,521 --> 00:33:50,491 it is I, Julie. 605 00:33:51,692 --> 00:33:53,660 We have crossed the hazel meadow, 606 00:33:53,819 --> 00:33:57,073 and are now taking rest at the Cliffs of Kuneman. 607 00:33:57,239 --> 00:34:00,539 Now that the Princes of Mourne have left their stronghold 608 00:34:00,701 --> 00:34:02,999 their vulnerabilities are in your hands. 609 00:34:03,162 --> 00:34:04,313 My hands. 610 00:34:04,413 --> 00:34:06,086 Bring Prince Fabious to me alive. 611 00:34:06,331 --> 00:34:09,084 I would like him to witness as I impregnate his love. 612 00:34:09,251 --> 00:34:10,423 Impregnate. 613 00:34:10,544 --> 00:34:11,987 As for Thadeous and his boy, 614 00:34:12,087 --> 00:34:15,682 toss them from the Cliffs of Kuneman. They're useless. 615 00:34:17,718 --> 00:34:19,095 Fart. 616 00:34:20,012 --> 00:34:21,980 Knock, knock. May I come in? 617 00:34:22,139 --> 00:34:24,833 No, leave me alone. Get out of here. 618 00:34:24,933 --> 00:34:29,234 Thadeous, you must calm down. it's over. 619 00:34:29,438 --> 00:34:31,924 You ate the heart, you passed the initiation. 620 00:34:32,024 --> 00:34:33,008 Passed? 621 00:34:33,108 --> 00:34:35,110 You made me look stupid in front of all your friends. 622 00:34:35,277 --> 00:34:37,805 And don't think I'm not telling father because I'm going to. 623 00:34:37,905 --> 00:34:41,205 Thadeous, we were just having some fun, and it was perfect. 624 00:34:41,366 --> 00:34:43,619 Now they know you're not to be fucked with. 625 00:34:43,785 --> 00:34:45,771 Excuse me, sir, sorry for the intrusion. 626 00:34:45,871 --> 00:34:48,169 I have just witnessed a most disturbing incident. 627 00:34:48,332 --> 00:34:50,150 There must be a misunderstanding. 628 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,069 Julie is my most trusted confidant. 629 00:34:52,169 --> 00:34:53,403 Julie is an idiot. 630 00:34:53,503 --> 00:34:54,905 No, he's not. He's a gentleman. 631 00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:56,598 Julie is what, Your Highness? 632 00:34:56,798 --> 00:34:58,200 I'm not sure, Julie. 633 00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,473 Courtney said he saw some suspicious behavior. 634 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:04,849 You, I saw you talking with Leezar. 635 00:35:07,226 --> 00:35:10,730 How dare you watch me in my private moments. 636 00:35:16,401 --> 00:35:17,869 He's stolen my vision. 637 00:35:18,111 --> 00:35:19,158 Get him, Courtney! 638 00:35:21,406 --> 00:35:22,407 Come here! 639 00:35:25,494 --> 00:35:26,586 You old beast. 640 00:35:27,287 --> 00:35:29,106 Courtney, just restrain him with all your might. 641 00:35:29,206 --> 00:35:30,753 No, slay him! 642 00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:32,088 Murder him! 643 00:35:32,209 --> 00:35:33,506 Die of me. 644 00:35:37,881 --> 00:35:39,224 What? 645 00:35:39,383 --> 00:35:41,886 Don't move, you're surrounded. 646 00:35:43,553 --> 00:35:44,850 Julie has no dick! 647 00:35:46,098 --> 00:35:47,190 Boremont! 648 00:35:47,349 --> 00:35:48,475 Help! 649 00:35:50,978 --> 00:35:51,962 Knights! 650 00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:53,564 A turncoat has been discovered! 651 00:35:53,730 --> 00:35:55,232 Prince Fabious, what is wrong? 652 00:35:55,399 --> 00:35:56,758 Boremont, seize Julie, 653 00:35:56,858 --> 00:35:58,302 I'm afraid he's betrayed us! 654 00:35:58,402 --> 00:36:00,530 That thing is a dickless traitor! 655 00:36:00,779 --> 00:36:02,281 A traitor, you say. Yes. 656 00:36:02,447 --> 00:36:04,996 I saw him seeking counsel with Leezar. 657 00:36:05,158 --> 00:36:07,832 Counsel? With Leezar? 658 00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:10,814 Well, if what they say is true, 659 00:36:10,914 --> 00:36:13,713 then, Julie, I have but one question for you. 660 00:36:14,293 --> 00:36:16,236 What were our master's orders? 661 00:36:16,336 --> 00:36:17,404 What? 662 00:36:17,504 --> 00:36:18,721 His orders were simple. 663 00:36:19,256 --> 00:36:21,850 Capture Fabious and kill the rest. 664 00:36:22,009 --> 00:36:24,828 Boremont, how could you? 665 00:36:24,928 --> 00:36:26,455 What about the code of the Knights Elite? 666 00:36:26,555 --> 00:36:27,602 Code? 667 00:36:27,889 --> 00:36:29,791 Upon your choice of best man for your wedding, 668 00:36:29,891 --> 00:36:32,169 your "code" became clear to me. 669 00:36:32,269 --> 00:36:34,112 You hurt my feelings. 670 00:36:34,521 --> 00:36:36,364 Now I shall hurt yours. 671 00:36:37,816 --> 00:36:39,284 Kill them all! 672 00:36:39,443 --> 00:36:41,070 Look out! 673 00:36:48,035 --> 00:36:49,019 To the carriage! 674 00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:50,812 Your friends tried to slay us. 675 00:36:50,912 --> 00:36:53,540 Those bastards! Get in! 676 00:36:58,837 --> 00:36:59,947 After them! 677 00:37:00,047 --> 00:37:01,048 Okay, go! 678 00:37:11,350 --> 00:37:12,897 We've got company! 679 00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:14,253 Ready yourselves! 680 00:37:14,353 --> 00:37:15,605 These men are fierce! 681 00:37:21,735 --> 00:37:22,861 Oh, gods! 682 00:37:47,010 --> 00:37:48,512 Under the cart you go! 683 00:37:52,682 --> 00:37:54,605 Fucking sword! Stab him! 684 00:37:54,768 --> 00:37:56,020 Stab him! 685 00:38:02,150 --> 00:38:03,948 You out his hair off! 686 00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:16,127 Fabious, he's coming! 687 00:38:16,289 --> 00:38:17,962 I know, get up here! 688 00:38:24,589 --> 00:38:25,590 Come on! 689 00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:30,311 Now what? 690 00:38:30,554 --> 00:38:33,273 I have a plan. We jump on the horses and ride away. 691 00:38:33,932 --> 00:38:35,525 But the horses, they're moving. 692 00:38:35,684 --> 00:38:37,607 I know. I know. 693 00:38:45,902 --> 00:38:46,928 Come on! 694 00:38:47,028 --> 00:38:48,280 What? Want me, as well? 695 00:38:48,447 --> 00:38:49,539 Now! 696 00:38:53,743 --> 00:38:55,290 Face me, you traitor. 697 00:39:20,645 --> 00:39:21,692 Look! 698 00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:41,757 We did it! 699 00:39:47,047 --> 00:39:48,469 Yes! 700 00:39:51,551 --> 00:39:53,394 If I could have everyone's attention. 701 00:39:53,929 --> 00:39:56,478 I'd like to say a few words, if I may. 702 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,984 I have prepared this feast 703 00:39:59,142 --> 00:40:02,066 in honor and appreciation of Belladonna. 704 00:40:02,229 --> 00:40:04,464 Seems like it was only yesterday 705 00:40:04,564 --> 00:40:08,034 that we used sorcery to burn your village to the ground, 706 00:40:08,568 --> 00:40:09,865 come in and snatch you. 707 00:40:10,278 --> 00:40:11,430 But I remember looking at you 708 00:40:11,530 --> 00:40:12,952 all those years ago and thinking, 709 00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:15,826 "Wow, that's a baby. " 710 00:40:15,992 --> 00:40:18,962 "And that's the baby that someday I will have to have sex with. " 711 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,667 Now, look at me. 712 00:40:20,830 --> 00:40:22,924 A 19-year-old boy, almost a man, 713 00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:25,672 still a virgin. 714 00:40:25,835 --> 00:40:26,961 To the fuckening! 715 00:40:27,128 --> 00:40:28,550 Yes, to the fuckening! 716 00:40:28,922 --> 00:40:33,018 Leezar, what is this rubbish you have set before us? 717 00:40:33,176 --> 00:40:35,850 It's such a funny choice for a feast. 718 00:40:36,012 --> 00:40:37,581 I'm just a little overwhelmed right now. 719 00:40:37,681 --> 00:40:40,025 Dealing with her and you and the fucking prophecy. 720 00:40:40,183 --> 00:40:41,376 I mean, we could all just relax... 721 00:40:41,476 --> 00:40:42,693 Master. 722 00:40:42,811 --> 00:40:44,484 What do you want, Julie? 723 00:40:44,729 --> 00:40:47,027 Regrettably, the Princes of Mourne have escaped. 724 00:40:47,190 --> 00:40:49,534 You should've killed them at the wedding when you had the chance. 725 00:40:49,693 --> 00:40:51,178 Fabious is of no purpose to us. 726 00:40:51,278 --> 00:40:52,387 Silence! 727 00:40:52,487 --> 00:40:55,474 His purpose is to destroy you and your evil ways. 728 00:40:55,574 --> 00:40:57,851 Would you shut up, or I will love you less. 729 00:40:57,951 --> 00:40:59,828 Are those fish fingers you're eating? 730 00:40:59,995 --> 00:41:02,714 No more questions! Now find them! 731 00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:08,629 Fabious, the horses! They're escaping. 732 00:41:08,795 --> 00:41:12,220 Yes, it's a distraction to lead them off our trail. 733 00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:14,510 And what are we to do now? Walk all the way home? 734 00:41:14,676 --> 00:41:17,162 Home? We're not going home. 735 00:41:17,262 --> 00:41:18,246 Just because the knights betrayed us 736 00:41:18,346 --> 00:41:20,394 does not mean we give up on the quest. 737 00:41:20,557 --> 00:41:22,685 Together we can still accomplish what needs to be done. 738 00:41:22,851 --> 00:41:24,836 How? We're lost, I'm hungry. 739 00:41:24,936 --> 00:41:27,172 This stump, it's putting my asshole to sleep. 740 00:41:27,272 --> 00:41:29,991 Thadeous, your feet are bare. Put your boots on. 741 00:41:30,358 --> 00:41:32,469 They're filthy, I'm having them exfoliated. 742 00:41:32,569 --> 00:41:34,162 No time for exfoliation. 743 00:41:36,156 --> 00:41:37,703 The compass points north. 744 00:41:37,866 --> 00:41:39,493 We shall follow it still. 745 00:41:39,868 --> 00:41:42,587 I will not give up till Belladonna is safe in mine arms. 746 00:41:47,042 --> 00:41:49,010 Simon! Where have you been? 747 00:41:50,462 --> 00:41:51,634 What? 748 00:41:51,755 --> 00:41:54,178 I left goddamn Steven back at camp. 749 00:41:54,549 --> 00:41:55,766 Who's Steven? 750 00:41:55,925 --> 00:41:57,848 He's my loyal animal companion. 751 00:41:58,011 --> 00:42:01,356 And he means just as much to me as Simon means to you. 752 00:42:01,514 --> 00:42:04,017 But I guess I'll never see him again. 753 00:42:04,184 --> 00:42:06,687 Very well. I understand that bond. 754 00:42:06,895 --> 00:42:10,991 Let us return to camp, face the traitors and rescue Steven. 755 00:42:11,107 --> 00:42:12,859 No, fuck it. It's over. 756 00:42:13,068 --> 00:42:15,887 But, perhaps, since my animal companion is no longer here, 757 00:42:15,987 --> 00:42:18,331 it's only fair that we get rid of yours as well. 758 00:42:20,325 --> 00:42:22,578 No, that would serve no purpose, Brother. 759 00:42:22,744 --> 00:42:24,688 That would be like me asking you to get rid of Courtney 760 00:42:24,788 --> 00:42:26,540 just because Julie is no longer with us. 761 00:42:26,748 --> 00:42:28,942 I will drown Courtney in the shallow fucking pond right now 762 00:42:29,042 --> 00:42:30,151 if that means fair is fair. 763 00:42:30,251 --> 00:42:31,736 I don't like that idea, sir. 764 00:42:31,836 --> 00:42:33,780 No, Simon can help us. 765 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:34,881 Simon, 766 00:42:35,215 --> 00:42:37,534 you must take this message to father. 767 00:42:37,634 --> 00:42:40,161 Tell him that the Knights Elite betrayed us 768 00:42:40,261 --> 00:42:43,731 and he must send an army across the valley to Muldiss Darton 769 00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:46,234 and help us retrieve the Blade of Unicorn. 770 00:42:46,351 --> 00:42:47,460 Hurry, Simon! 771 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,655 Fly to Mourne and deliver these desperate words. 772 00:42:50,897 --> 00:42:53,867 Fly! 773 00:42:59,072 --> 00:43:02,017 Come on, Manious, you've been sniffing dirt all morning. 774 00:43:02,117 --> 00:43:04,894 We would not be in this position, Julie, 775 00:43:04,994 --> 00:43:07,838 if you wouldn't have gotten caught communicating with Leezar. 776 00:43:07,956 --> 00:43:10,066 And if you ladies were proper assassins, 777 00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:13,591 you'd have cut them down back there as the Dark Lord commanded. 778 00:43:15,046 --> 00:43:16,764 Manious, what do you see? 779 00:43:17,006 --> 00:43:19,680 They stepped towards the sun here. 780 00:43:19,843 --> 00:43:23,097 This blade of grass, one of them pissed on it. 781 00:43:23,430 --> 00:43:27,480 And then they moved, very quickly, mind, towards... 782 00:43:28,226 --> 00:43:29,273 There! 783 00:43:31,146 --> 00:43:32,614 That's Marteetee's land. 784 00:43:32,772 --> 00:43:33,773 What? 785 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:36,693 Our mission may be completed sooner than I expected. 786 00:43:39,946 --> 00:43:42,599 If I may be so bold, Your Highness, 787 00:43:42,699 --> 00:43:45,498 what is the meaning of that ribbon that you hold? 788 00:43:45,785 --> 00:43:47,332 This? 789 00:43:47,495 --> 00:43:49,356 It's a gift from Belladonna. 790 00:43:49,456 --> 00:43:51,629 A symbol of her virgin purity. 791 00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:54,169 I hold it and savor it. 792 00:43:54,294 --> 00:43:57,423 You do that instead of have sex with her? 793 00:43:57,589 --> 00:43:59,783 Belladonna is unlike any maiden in the kingdom. 794 00:43:59,883 --> 00:44:01,701 She behaves without judgment, 795 00:44:01,801 --> 00:44:03,348 defies expectation. 796 00:44:03,678 --> 00:44:05,288 When I first heard her voice 797 00:44:05,388 --> 00:44:07,248 3 teal' Came 110 my eye, 798 00:44:07,348 --> 00:44:09,042 and that tear turned to ice, 799 00:44:09,142 --> 00:44:11,086 and I kept that frozen tear 800 00:44:11,186 --> 00:44:13,689 far from my heart that burns with passion. 801 00:44:14,647 --> 00:44:16,149 If she had a wound, 802 00:44:16,316 --> 00:44:18,301 I would kiss it. 803 00:44:18,401 --> 00:44:20,679 If she had a splinter, 804 00:44:20,779 --> 00:44:24,329 I would pull it from her flesh with mine lips. 805 00:44:24,491 --> 00:44:29,668 Just say we are too late and Leezar has had his way with her, 806 00:44:29,913 --> 00:44:33,508 would you still be able to be with her? 807 00:44:34,667 --> 00:44:36,169 I don't want to think about that. 808 00:44:36,336 --> 00:44:38,238 But just say that we were moments late, 809 00:44:38,338 --> 00:44:41,842 and he was able to get her cookies. 810 00:44:42,091 --> 00:44:43,159 Shut up. 811 00:44:43,259 --> 00:44:47,205 Yes, I know, but what if he butt-fucked her? Would you still like her? 812 00:44:47,305 --> 00:44:48,852 Do I have to write you a poem? 813 00:44:49,057 --> 00:44:51,560 There's never been a love so true as ours. 814 00:44:52,685 --> 00:44:54,187 That's pure love. 815 00:44:54,354 --> 00:44:55,697 Yes, it is. 816 00:44:55,814 --> 00:44:57,282 No, that's pure love. 817 00:44:57,524 --> 00:44:59,447 There's a naked woman standing behind you. 818 00:45:01,152 --> 00:45:03,280 Who is that? 819 00:45:03,571 --> 00:45:05,494 Is she looking at us? 820 00:45:05,615 --> 00:45:07,333 Who is it? is it him? Are you looking to him? 821 00:45:07,534 --> 00:45:09,502 Is it Courtney? Is it to me? 822 00:45:09,702 --> 00:45:10,954 It's Courtney. I think it's to me. 823 00:45:11,704 --> 00:45:15,004 I believe she is taking her trousers off. 824 00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:18,319 Right, I will return momentarily. 825 00:45:18,419 --> 00:45:19,529 No. 826 00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:20,846 Thadeous, it might be a trap. 827 00:45:21,464 --> 00:45:25,594 The only thing those tits will trap is my warm spray. 828 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,854 Have fun rubbing your ribbon. 829 00:45:28,388 --> 00:45:29,514 Disgusting. 830 00:45:30,306 --> 00:45:31,774 Come back here, you. 831 00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:36,904 I'm beginning to think he doesn't care about this quest. 832 00:45:37,063 --> 00:45:39,236 What could possibly make you think that, sir? 833 00:45:40,567 --> 00:45:42,820 Oh, shit! It's a trap. A booby trap. 834 00:45:44,153 --> 00:45:45,621 It was a trap. 835 00:45:45,780 --> 00:45:47,282 White people, I knew it! 836 00:45:47,448 --> 00:45:48,495 White people? 837 00:45:48,616 --> 00:45:50,310 Are they nice or are they mean? They're mean! 838 00:45:50,410 --> 00:45:51,707 They're the meanest! 839 00:45:52,036 --> 00:45:53,062 What do we do? 840 00:45:53,162 --> 00:45:54,981 I don't know. It is against code to strike a woman. 841 00:45:55,081 --> 00:45:56,191 I'm sick of your silly codes. 842 00:45:56,291 --> 00:45:57,588 Punch these ladies in the face! 843 00:46:07,510 --> 00:46:09,353 Sire, where are they taking us? 844 00:46:09,512 --> 00:46:12,186 I don't know. Stay close! 845 00:46:44,505 --> 00:46:45,573 Marteetee. 846 00:46:45,673 --> 00:46:46,699 Mart-who? 847 00:46:46,799 --> 00:46:49,052 Silence! 848 00:46:49,552 --> 00:46:52,396 Good day, my little bees 849 00:46:52,555 --> 00:46:56,480 and welcome to my most special of events. 850 00:46:56,976 --> 00:46:59,525 We have a wonderful treat 851 00:46:59,687 --> 00:47:03,800 as you get to witness a sea of babbling men 852 00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,823 behold their fates. 853 00:47:07,737 --> 00:47:11,082 Enter, Dastardly! 854 00:47:26,047 --> 00:47:27,594 Bloodthirsty creatures. 855 00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:45,275 Brother, if I die, you must promise me to continue our quest. 856 00:47:55,868 --> 00:47:57,370 No! Him. 857 00:47:57,537 --> 00:47:58,563 Kill him first! 858 00:47:58,663 --> 00:47:59,664 Stay away! 859 00:48:02,709 --> 00:48:03,860 Take the knife. 860 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,086 Why? 861 00:48:05,294 --> 00:48:06,671 Watch this. 862 00:48:22,895 --> 00:48:23,896 Yes! 863 00:48:24,063 --> 00:48:25,690 No! 864 00:48:26,899 --> 00:48:28,617 Face! Yes! 865 00:48:36,576 --> 00:48:39,250 We've bested your finest warrior. 866 00:48:39,412 --> 00:48:41,506 Now grant us our freedom! 867 00:48:41,664 --> 00:48:42,690 Yeah! 868 00:48:42,790 --> 00:48:45,794 Bring Marteetee his cauldron! 869 00:48:48,463 --> 00:48:50,261 What is the cauldron? 870 00:48:57,263 --> 00:48:59,666 Are my bees ready 871 00:48:59,766 --> 00:49:02,895 for the grand finale? 872 00:49:10,485 --> 00:49:13,159 Yes, my pet! 873 00:49:13,279 --> 00:49:15,452 Come forth 874 00:49:15,740 --> 00:49:20,291 and show thy bulbous! 875 00:49:47,146 --> 00:49:48,147 Oh, gods! 876 00:49:54,195 --> 00:49:55,412 Over here! 877 00:49:57,490 --> 00:49:59,288 Hey, over here! 878 00:49:59,659 --> 00:50:00,911 Over here! 879 00:50:01,285 --> 00:50:02,787 Bring your fight to me! 880 00:50:26,352 --> 00:50:27,478 Thadeous! 881 00:50:28,688 --> 00:50:29,797 Sir! 882 00:50:29,897 --> 00:50:32,091 I've been bitten! I can't move my leg. 883 00:50:32,191 --> 00:50:33,363 You've got to suck out the venom. 884 00:50:33,526 --> 00:50:34,823 I don't want to suck it! You suck it! 885 00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:36,262 I can't suck my own venom! 886 00:50:36,362 --> 00:50:37,488 Yes, you can. I'll help you! 887 00:50:37,655 --> 00:50:39,703 Suck it! Suck your venom. 888 00:50:39,824 --> 00:50:41,267 I can't reach it with my mouth! 889 00:50:41,367 --> 00:50:42,393 Courtney, suck the venom! 890 00:50:42,493 --> 00:50:44,040 I've never sucked... Suck it! 891 00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:48,875 And who have we here? 892 00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:51,711 A sprightly little warrior you are. 893 00:50:51,919 --> 00:50:53,988 Suck it! Right there! Suck it! 894 00:50:54,088 --> 00:50:58,093 I will make nice when I enter you! 895 00:50:59,218 --> 00:51:00,811 It's coming! It's coming! 896 00:51:02,597 --> 00:51:03,814 Courtney spit the load! 897 00:51:03,973 --> 00:51:05,441 Don't swallow the venom! Spit it! 898 00:51:08,144 --> 00:51:10,021 Come on! Come on! 899 00:51:21,657 --> 00:51:23,125 Kill it! Fuck it up! 900 00:51:29,081 --> 00:51:30,082 Yes! 901 00:51:46,766 --> 00:51:47,938 What? 902 00:51:49,352 --> 00:51:54,324 Who is he that dares destroy my beautiful baby? 903 00:51:58,486 --> 00:51:59,470 It's a woman. 904 00:51:59,570 --> 00:52:00,680 I can see. 905 00:52:00,780 --> 00:52:01,827 Marteetee, 906 00:52:02,114 --> 00:52:04,058 when I was a child you enslaved my father 907 00:52:04,158 --> 00:52:06,126 and slaughtered him in this very arena. 908 00:52:06,410 --> 00:52:07,645 Today I avenge him. 909 00:52:07,745 --> 00:52:10,544 First by killing the beast, second, by killing you. 910 00:52:10,748 --> 00:52:14,423 Well, well, my tiny bee... 911 00:52:28,808 --> 00:52:30,276 Let's go! We're going! 912 00:52:45,283 --> 00:52:46,705 Brother, are you all right? I'm fine! 913 00:52:46,826 --> 00:52:47,952 Come on, let's go! 914 00:52:49,537 --> 00:52:50,880 This way! 915 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,118 Excuse me, my lady. 916 00:53:04,218 --> 00:53:06,596 May I but speak with you a moment? 917 00:53:07,054 --> 00:53:08,414 I'd like to introduce myself. 918 00:53:08,514 --> 00:53:10,687 I am Prince Fabious of Mourne 919 00:53:10,891 --> 00:53:13,127 and this is my brother, Thadeous, 920 00:53:13,227 --> 00:53:15,838 and his squire, young Courtney. 921 00:53:15,938 --> 00:53:16,923 Hello. 922 00:53:17,023 --> 00:53:19,776 We'd like to thank you for your help with that dread beast. 923 00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:22,303 I have no time for your maiden pleasantries. 924 00:53:22,403 --> 00:53:23,888 My quest continues to the north. 925 00:53:23,988 --> 00:53:25,831 As does ours. 926 00:53:26,782 --> 00:53:28,559 I thought maybe for the sake of both our quests, 927 00:53:28,659 --> 00:53:30,002 that we could travel together. 928 00:53:30,161 --> 00:53:32,505 At least, until we reach civilization. 929 00:53:32,788 --> 00:53:33,856 Yes, civilization. 930 00:53:33,956 --> 00:53:36,175 We are good men, we're questing to save my... 931 00:53:36,334 --> 00:53:37,485 Excuse my brother. 932 00:53:37,585 --> 00:53:40,464 He's not familiar with the customs of the road. 933 00:53:40,629 --> 00:53:43,132 Do not touch me. Why are you making me look bad? 934 00:53:43,257 --> 00:53:45,931 A warrior on the road never divulges the nature of his quest. 935 00:53:46,177 --> 00:53:48,621 One never knows if his aim may conflict with another's. 936 00:53:48,721 --> 00:53:50,598 Yes, I was just being nice. 937 00:53:51,307 --> 00:53:52,917 As we are on the same path, 938 00:53:53,017 --> 00:53:55,691 I suppose you boys may follow me to Muldiss Darton. 939 00:53:55,853 --> 00:53:57,947 From there I seek navigation and march alone. 940 00:53:58,105 --> 00:54:01,029 We thank you. And may we have your name? 941 00:54:01,484 --> 00:54:02,610 I'm Isabel. 942 00:54:02,777 --> 00:54:05,246 The last living member of the Harshbarger order. 943 00:54:05,404 --> 00:54:08,032 Well, Isabel, my brother and myself will ensure 944 00:54:08,199 --> 00:54:10,559 that you run into no danger while you travel with us. 945 00:54:10,659 --> 00:54:13,287 With our huge muscles, we shall protect you. 946 00:54:13,537 --> 00:54:14,914 Who? Protect what? 947 00:54:15,081 --> 00:54:16,565 To be fair, everyone will protect 948 00:54:16,665 --> 00:54:18,588 each other equally, I'm certain. 949 00:54:18,751 --> 00:54:22,756 But we will protect her more because we are men. 950 00:54:30,888 --> 00:54:32,731 Boo! Gods! 951 00:54:32,890 --> 00:54:34,016 What are you doing, Brother? 952 00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:36,686 What right do you have, scaring a man like that? 953 00:54:36,852 --> 00:54:38,629 Oh. What right have you to spy 954 00:54:38,729 --> 00:54:40,402 on a bathing woman from the shrubs? 955 00:54:40,898 --> 00:54:42,866 I'm simply keeping an eye on her. 956 00:54:43,025 --> 00:54:45,219 She is not like one of our dimwitted chamber maids 957 00:54:45,319 --> 00:54:47,054 that let me take them from behind. 958 00:54:47,154 --> 00:54:48,681 This woman has me vexed. 959 00:54:48,781 --> 00:54:50,182 What exactly would it take for one 960 00:54:50,282 --> 00:54:52,125 to tame such an adventurous slut? 961 00:54:52,827 --> 00:54:55,688 I imagine she'd want her man to be honorable, 962 00:54:55,788 --> 00:54:59,008 bold, brave, know his way around a blade. 963 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:03,008 Oh, god, she's looking at us. Remain perfectly still. 964 00:55:26,569 --> 00:55:29,243 We're almost out of wood. 965 00:55:30,906 --> 00:55:34,331 Courtney, perhaps you and I should go and collect some firewood. 966 00:55:34,618 --> 00:55:35,644 Yeah. 967 00:55:35,744 --> 00:55:39,294 If you two wouldn't mind tending these embers. 968 00:55:39,748 --> 00:55:40,795 No, of course not. 969 00:55:41,292 --> 00:55:42,919 Tend away. 970 00:55:57,558 --> 00:56:00,653 Care for another bite of some meat? 971 00:56:05,274 --> 00:56:07,777 You're not much for talking, are you? 972 00:56:07,943 --> 00:56:11,163 A true warrior must keep her focus on the road. 973 00:56:11,322 --> 00:56:14,041 One never knows when death might be dealt. 974 00:56:14,158 --> 00:56:15,785 Yes, of course. 975 00:56:16,452 --> 00:56:18,145 I've been involved in many 976 00:56:18,245 --> 00:56:21,340 death dealings in focus-al moments. 977 00:56:21,499 --> 00:56:23,150 Yes, by your childish shrieks 978 00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:24,610 in the face of Marteetee's beast, 979 00:56:24,710 --> 00:56:26,529 one could see as much. 980 00:56:26,629 --> 00:56:28,256 What exactly is your problem with me? 981 00:56:28,464 --> 00:56:31,075 Do you have a sword stuck so far up your butt-hole 982 00:56:31,175 --> 00:56:33,849 that you cannot even enjoy yourself for one moment? 983 00:56:33,969 --> 00:56:36,518 My quest affords me no such luxury. 984 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,853 Not even on a tender night like this? 985 00:56:39,141 --> 00:56:40,668 The moons glimmering, 986 00:56:40,768 --> 00:56:43,487 the cold air licking your tits. 987 00:56:43,812 --> 00:56:47,658 On a night just like this I returned home from a hunt 988 00:56:47,816 --> 00:56:49,693 to find a bloodbath. 989 00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:52,012 Nothing remained of my six beloved brothers 990 00:56:52,112 --> 00:56:54,348 save for their severed heads on stakes. 991 00:56:54,448 --> 00:56:56,225 Their eyes had been plucked, 992 00:56:56,325 --> 00:56:58,561 their teeth taken as tokens. 993 00:56:58,661 --> 00:57:02,336 I wear this bracelet, forged of the steel of their shields, 994 00:57:02,498 --> 00:57:05,047 as a constant reminder of my vow to avenge them. 995 00:57:05,209 --> 00:57:08,737 My only advice would just be to keep your head up, 996 00:57:08,837 --> 00:57:10,281 hang in there, 997 00:57:10,381 --> 00:57:12,475 live every day to the fullest, 998 00:57:12,675 --> 00:57:14,326 have sex as much as you can 999 00:57:14,426 --> 00:57:15,973 by campfire when you're all alone 1000 00:57:16,136 --> 00:57:18,184 and your brother is out gathering wood. 1001 00:57:18,347 --> 00:57:19,815 Just simple things like that. 1002 00:57:22,142 --> 00:57:24,190 Do you think he'll make love with her tonight? 1003 00:57:24,353 --> 00:57:26,151 Not a chance. 1004 00:57:29,692 --> 00:57:32,992 Either way, I've spent a lifetime often envious of him. 1005 00:57:33,153 --> 00:57:34,200 Envious of Thadeous? 1006 00:57:34,697 --> 00:57:38,201 All the times that he could sit back and have a laugh 1007 00:57:38,367 --> 00:57:41,041 and really enjoy the moment. 1008 00:57:41,203 --> 00:57:43,647 And I was up on stage 1009 00:57:43,747 --> 00:57:46,442 wearing make-up to cover my acne. 1010 00:57:46,542 --> 00:57:49,091 My hair perfectly coiffed, even for war. 1011 00:57:50,879 --> 00:57:53,928 I think you misunderstand the situation. 1012 00:57:54,091 --> 00:57:59,348 He constantly gazes at you with such eager eyes. 1013 00:57:59,888 --> 00:58:02,562 Sometimes he borrows your armor 1014 00:58:02,725 --> 00:58:06,795 and he prances around the courtyard, flailing your sword, 1015 00:58:06,895 --> 00:58:09,465 going, "I am Fabious! 1016 00:58:09,565 --> 00:58:11,738 "Look at me slay dragon. " 1017 00:58:13,277 --> 00:58:15,951 He does it out of love. He loves you, sir. 1018 00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:18,077 He adores you. 1019 00:58:20,534 --> 00:58:23,788 I know tragedy as well. My mother is dead. 1020 00:58:23,954 --> 00:58:26,082 I have someone dead in my family, too. 1021 00:58:26,248 --> 00:58:28,317 Also, recently 1022 00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:31,512 my brother's bride-to-be was stolen 1023 00:58:31,754 --> 00:58:33,597 by a devious wizard. 1024 00:58:33,881 --> 00:58:35,178 Wizard? 1025 00:58:37,718 --> 00:58:39,140 If you could keep a secret, 1026 00:58:40,262 --> 00:58:41,664 it was Leezar. 1027 00:58:41,764 --> 00:58:42,936 Leezar? 1028 00:58:45,726 --> 00:58:48,003 I understand he's a very dangerous man. 1029 00:58:48,103 --> 00:58:50,777 That's why Fabious turned to me. 1030 00:58:50,939 --> 00:58:54,193 The most bold and brave and honorable man that he knows. 1031 00:58:55,361 --> 00:58:57,614 We aim to kill the magical cocksucker. 1032 00:58:57,946 --> 00:58:59,698 Do you see this compass? 1033 00:59:00,115 --> 00:59:02,209 What a fascinating device. 1034 00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,663 It will lead us to a labyrinth which holds a blade. 1035 00:59:05,829 --> 00:59:09,629 The only weapon strong enough to defeat the wizard. 1036 00:59:09,792 --> 00:59:12,466 Well, perhaps I misjudged you. 1037 00:59:12,628 --> 00:59:14,130 It's not your fault. 1038 00:59:14,296 --> 00:59:17,095 I know I may seem like I have a rugged exterior, 1039 00:59:17,257 --> 00:59:22,138 but underneath it all, I have a golden heart that beats and beats. 1040 00:59:39,321 --> 00:59:41,494 So beautiful. 1041 00:59:45,828 --> 00:59:47,546 That poor creature. 1042 00:59:55,129 --> 00:59:56,221 That's right. 1043 01:00:00,050 --> 01:00:01,222 Look at yourself. 1044 01:00:01,385 --> 01:00:04,229 Why would anyone ever want to be with you? 1045 01:00:04,346 --> 01:00:06,290 Hmm. I'm not sure, really. 1046 01:00:06,390 --> 01:00:08,250 Oh, yeah. Perhaps, because I'm rich, 1047 01:00:08,350 --> 01:00:10,523 I live in a castle and I can do magic. 1048 01:00:10,686 --> 01:00:16,568 Okay, then why did you need to kidnap me if you're so desirable? 1049 01:00:16,734 --> 01:00:19,362 Because I'm the prophecy born, maybe. 1050 01:00:19,528 --> 01:00:21,656 Or I'm going to have a dragon soon 1051 01:00:21,822 --> 01:00:23,098 which I'll be able to control, 1052 01:00:23,198 --> 01:00:24,700 and it's going to give me ultimate power. 1053 01:00:24,867 --> 01:00:27,102 How? Because you can make a dragon do things? 1054 01:00:27,202 --> 01:00:29,730 Yes. I could make it devour people 1055 01:00:29,830 --> 01:00:32,208 or breathe fire over the Kingdom of Mourne. 1056 01:00:32,374 --> 01:00:34,109 Sounds flimsy. 1057 01:00:34,209 --> 01:00:35,944 First of all, you obviously don't know 1058 01:00:36,044 --> 01:00:38,046 jack shit about the prophecy. 1059 01:00:38,213 --> 01:00:41,217 How do you know that it won't be me who controls the dragon? 1060 01:00:41,383 --> 01:00:43,852 Because I am the chosen one. 1061 01:00:44,011 --> 01:00:47,356 Chosen one controls the dragon. 1062 01:00:47,514 --> 01:00:49,141 Those are the rules, basically. 1063 01:00:52,102 --> 01:00:53,570 What are you laughing at? 1064 01:00:53,729 --> 01:00:55,047 I was just thinking about your penis 1065 01:00:55,147 --> 01:00:57,366 and how unusual it must look. 1066 01:00:58,150 --> 01:00:59,718 It doesn't look unusual. 1067 01:00:59,818 --> 01:01:01,411 How do you know it's going to work? 1068 01:01:01,612 --> 01:01:03,660 Because I've tested it. Really? 1069 01:01:04,072 --> 01:01:07,918 And if your vagina is anything like my hand 1070 01:01:08,076 --> 01:01:10,920 there will be no problem. 1071 01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:17,361 Fair warriors, arise. 1072 01:01:17,461 --> 01:01:19,571 Two days before the eclipse. 1073 01:01:19,671 --> 01:01:22,825 Thadeous, hand me the compass so I can check its shadow. 1074 01:01:22,925 --> 01:01:23,992 What? 1075 01:01:24,092 --> 01:01:25,218 The compass. 1076 01:01:28,305 --> 01:01:29,790 That's weird. 1077 01:01:29,890 --> 01:01:32,109 It was around my neck when I slept. 1078 01:01:32,267 --> 01:01:33,769 Where is it, Thadeous? 1079 01:01:33,936 --> 01:01:35,779 I don't know. I just woke up. 1080 01:01:36,021 --> 01:01:38,149 Isabel seems to have gone. 1081 01:01:43,654 --> 01:01:44,746 Thadeous, 1082 01:01:44,988 --> 01:01:46,348 you didn't by chance tell her 1083 01:01:46,448 --> 01:01:48,951 anything about the nature of our quest, did you? 1084 01:01:49,451 --> 01:01:51,954 I may have dropped 1085 01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:53,963 a few minor details. 1086 01:01:54,122 --> 01:01:55,840 Did you tell Isabel 1087 01:01:56,250 --> 01:02:00,175 anything about the one-of-a-kind mythical compass? 1088 01:02:03,632 --> 01:02:05,179 Gods! 1089 01:02:05,342 --> 01:02:06,844 She's run off with the compass. 1090 01:02:07,010 --> 01:02:08,746 We don't know that for sure. Oh, yeah? 1091 01:02:08,846 --> 01:02:11,850 Where is it? Where is she? 1092 01:02:12,015 --> 01:02:14,209 All right, well, it wasn't my fault. 1093 01:02:14,309 --> 01:02:16,587 I was falling madly in love with her. 1094 01:02:16,687 --> 01:02:18,922 I was bedazzled by her sweet bosom. 1095 01:02:19,022 --> 01:02:20,007 I was helpless. 1096 01:02:20,107 --> 01:02:21,154 You fool! 1097 01:02:21,316 --> 01:02:24,678 Without the compass, how do we find the Blade of Unicorn? 1098 01:02:24,778 --> 01:02:27,156 And without that sword, how do we defeat Leezar? 1099 01:02:27,322 --> 01:02:30,326 Maybe we can find some other way, with nets or something. 1100 01:02:30,492 --> 01:02:31,664 Nets? 1101 01:02:31,827 --> 01:02:33,329 Oh, that's a great plan. 1102 01:02:33,495 --> 01:02:36,294 And meanwhile, Belladonna's going to get raped and die! 1103 01:02:36,498 --> 01:02:38,671 We don't know for sure if she'll die. 1104 01:02:38,834 --> 01:02:40,277 Is this a joke to you? 1105 01:02:40,377 --> 01:02:43,071 Look, I'm sorry, but I shouldn't even be here. 1106 01:02:43,171 --> 01:02:45,741 We've almost been killed multiple times. 1107 01:02:45,841 --> 01:02:47,593 I will probably die on this quest. 1108 01:02:47,718 --> 01:02:49,812 Courtney definitely will. 1109 01:02:50,679 --> 01:02:52,898 Fuck Courtney, and fuck you! 1110 01:02:53,056 --> 01:02:55,900 Maybe they're right, everything they say about you. 1111 01:02:56,059 --> 01:02:57,836 They only say that stuff because of you, 1112 01:02:57,936 --> 01:03:00,464 because you go out and have to pretend to be the best. 1113 01:03:00,564 --> 01:03:02,549 And they look at me like I'm some sort of idiot. 1114 01:03:02,649 --> 01:03:04,697 Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick. 1115 01:03:04,860 --> 01:03:07,238 No one wants to suck mine! 1116 01:03:08,238 --> 01:03:10,332 Oh, Thadeous, 1117 01:03:10,490 --> 01:03:13,585 you have the potential to be such a noble warrior, 1118 01:03:13,744 --> 01:03:16,338 but instead you just let yourself go, 1119 01:03:16,496 --> 01:03:18,419 and everyone around you. 1120 01:03:18,582 --> 01:03:21,426 You have no idea what it's like to be me. 1121 01:03:21,585 --> 01:03:23,758 Being your brother is a curse. 1122 01:03:23,921 --> 01:03:27,221 I'd rather be brothers with anyone else but you. 1123 01:03:31,595 --> 01:03:35,290 You say nothing else for fear of what I might do. 1124 01:03:35,390 --> 01:03:37,188 Nothing! 1125 01:03:38,936 --> 01:03:41,610 Now get dressed and comb your hair. 1126 01:03:41,772 --> 01:03:43,240 I'm going to Muldiss Darton. 1127 01:04:09,424 --> 01:04:11,051 Sex. 1128 01:04:21,061 --> 01:04:22,984 Come on, Courtney. 1129 01:04:23,146 --> 01:04:24,489 Come on. 1130 01:04:34,616 --> 01:04:38,496 For better or worse, we're here. Muldiss Darton. 1131 01:04:51,758 --> 01:04:53,076 You and Courtney entertain yourselves. 1132 01:04:53,176 --> 01:04:54,786 I'm going off to find the sword alone. 1133 01:04:54,886 --> 01:04:55,913 Alone? 1134 01:04:56,013 --> 01:04:57,664 I can't afford to waste any more time. 1135 01:04:57,764 --> 01:05:00,313 Well, what are we to do? 1136 01:05:00,475 --> 01:05:03,024 Do whatever it is you do, Thadeous. 1137 01:05:05,981 --> 01:05:09,326 Well, obviously he's still upset. 1138 01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:21,042 Oh, gods, Courtney. 1139 01:05:21,204 --> 01:05:22,831 How my heart laments. 1140 01:05:22,998 --> 01:05:26,798 Having been betrayed by the sways of a beautiful woman. 1141 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:29,905 And Fabious, throwing his goddamn tantrums 1142 01:05:30,005 --> 01:05:32,849 with no regard for anyone else's feelings. 1143 01:05:33,133 --> 01:05:35,285 He really needs to consider... 1144 01:05:35,385 --> 01:05:37,162 Sir, look over there. 1145 01:05:37,262 --> 01:05:39,765 It's that thieving Isabel. 1146 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:43,393 My gods! The balls of this woman! 1147 01:05:44,478 --> 01:05:46,355 Do you think any of those men are her boyfriends? 1148 01:05:46,521 --> 01:05:47,631 Possibly. 1149 01:05:47,731 --> 01:05:49,529 Who would ever want to be her boyfriend? 1150 01:05:49,649 --> 01:05:50,741 What do we do? 1151 01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:52,361 I'll tell you what we do. 1152 01:05:52,527 --> 01:05:55,263 We go over there, we get the compass back, 1153 01:05:55,363 --> 01:05:56,765 we give it to Fabious, 1154 01:05:56,865 --> 01:05:58,225 we make him feel horrible 1155 01:05:58,325 --> 01:05:59,793 for the way in which he treated me, 1156 01:05:59,910 --> 01:06:01,662 and then you and I head for home. 1157 01:06:01,912 --> 01:06:04,210 You believe it to be as easy as that, sir? 1158 01:06:04,372 --> 01:06:08,047 Courtney, she is a woman, and we are a man. 1159 01:06:08,752 --> 01:06:11,380 How hard could this be? 1160 01:06:11,546 --> 01:06:13,219 It's my birthday today, you know. 1161 01:06:13,381 --> 01:06:14,758 Fuck that. 1162 01:06:42,661 --> 01:06:43,645 Boremont! 1163 01:06:43,745 --> 01:06:45,543 You dare to betray me twice? 1164 01:06:45,705 --> 01:06:47,566 No, it's the same betrayal as before. 1165 01:06:47,666 --> 01:06:49,067 It all just counts as one. 1166 01:06:49,167 --> 01:06:52,421 I suggest you surrender before my father's army gets here. 1167 01:06:52,629 --> 01:06:55,803 After Simon's message, they should be arriving nigh on now. 1168 01:06:55,966 --> 01:06:58,160 Ah, yes. 1169 01:06:58,260 --> 01:07:00,763 About your tin pet. 1170 01:07:03,473 --> 01:07:05,146 Simon. 1171 01:07:08,478 --> 01:07:10,047 Best of luck with your quest. 1172 01:07:10,147 --> 01:07:11,820 And you with yours. 1173 01:07:16,903 --> 01:07:19,122 Not so fast, trickster. 1174 01:07:19,406 --> 01:07:21,158 Hello, Thadeous. 1175 01:07:21,324 --> 01:07:22,684 The time for pleasantries is through. 1176 01:07:22,784 --> 01:07:24,502 Do you feel that tiny prick in your back? 1177 01:07:24,661 --> 01:07:25,833 Is that your cock? 1178 01:07:25,996 --> 01:07:29,500 No, 't is a knife, but I'll gladly penetrate you with it. 1179 01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:31,293 Now look over your shoulder. 1180 01:07:31,459 --> 01:07:33,461 Other shoulder. 1181 01:07:36,506 --> 01:07:38,133 Frightening. 1182 01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:41,679 We have you surrounded. An animal in a cage. 1183 01:07:41,845 --> 01:07:43,518 Now sit. 1184 01:07:50,145 --> 01:07:54,091 So, who were those handsome men you were talking to? 1185 01:07:54,191 --> 01:07:55,717 My contacts. 1186 01:07:55,817 --> 01:07:57,219 By contacts do you mean 1187 01:07:57,319 --> 01:08:00,013 men you trick into liking you so you can fuck them over? 1188 01:08:00,113 --> 01:08:01,389 What are you talking about? 1189 01:08:01,489 --> 01:08:02,516 You know what I'm talking about. 1190 01:08:02,616 --> 01:08:04,118 The compass. Hand it over now. 1191 01:08:04,284 --> 01:08:05,661 You lied. It does nothing. 1192 01:08:05,911 --> 01:08:08,772 Maybe if you would've gone to the Wize Wizard like we did, 1193 01:08:08,872 --> 01:08:12,502 he could have explained to you that it only works in sunlight. 1194 01:08:12,667 --> 01:08:13,902 Really? 1195 01:08:14,002 --> 01:08:15,845 Shit, I shouldn't have told you that. 1196 01:08:15,962 --> 01:08:17,697 Isn't the Wize Wizard a pervert? 1197 01:08:17,797 --> 01:08:18,844 Yes. 1198 01:08:19,341 --> 01:08:21,184 Sadly, I think he molested my brother. 1199 01:08:21,676 --> 01:08:22,911 That's unfortunate. 1200 01:08:23,011 --> 01:08:25,389 Enough of your sympathy. The compass. Give it. 1201 01:08:25,555 --> 01:08:27,523 I need it to destroy Leezar. 1202 01:08:27,682 --> 01:08:28,979 Your quest is to kill Leezar? 1203 01:08:29,142 --> 01:08:32,021 Yes. My family is the order of the Golden Knights. 1204 01:08:32,187 --> 01:08:35,236 We're sworn to obstruct the prophecy of the dragon eclipse. 1205 01:08:35,649 --> 01:08:37,071 That's what the Golden Knights do? 1206 01:08:37,234 --> 01:08:39,094 It is my legacy to stop anyone 1207 01:08:39,194 --> 01:08:41,162 who wants to fuck to make dragons. 1208 01:08:41,321 --> 01:08:44,307 Yuck. Well, that's the same thing we're trying to do. 1209 01:08:44,407 --> 01:08:46,580 Why would you hinder us and steal the compass? 1210 01:08:46,701 --> 01:08:49,079 His mothers sent my brothers to their death. 1211 01:08:49,287 --> 01:08:51,022 I must stop Leezar and I can't afford 1212 01:08:51,122 --> 01:08:52,590 to let anyone get in my way. 1213 01:08:52,707 --> 01:08:55,210 Least of all, a slob and his boy. 1214 01:08:55,377 --> 01:08:57,279 Guess what? I despise you. 1215 01:08:57,379 --> 01:08:59,381 You're a bully and a whore. 1216 01:08:59,547 --> 01:09:01,345 Now give me the compass now. 1217 01:09:01,508 --> 01:09:02,492 And if I don't? 1218 01:09:02,592 --> 01:09:03,639 Well, 1219 01:09:07,055 --> 01:09:08,728 then things will get very nasty. 1220 01:09:08,890 --> 01:09:09,891 Oh, really? 1221 01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:11,605 Oh, really. 1222 01:09:23,863 --> 01:09:25,740 Oh! God! Courtney, fucking do something. 1223 01:09:25,907 --> 01:09:27,250 Your Highness! 1224 01:09:27,409 --> 01:09:28,410 Excuse me. 1225 01:09:28,576 --> 01:09:29,577 What the fuck? 1226 01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:36,960 Take that shit outside! 1227 01:09:40,005 --> 01:09:41,097 Oh, sorry. 1228 01:09:50,598 --> 01:09:51,690 Hello. 1229 01:10:26,801 --> 01:10:29,371 Thank you for the hospitality, gentlemen. 1230 01:10:29,471 --> 01:10:30,914 That didn't really go as planned. 1231 01:10:31,014 --> 01:10:32,540 She's gone and now so is the compass. 1232 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,358 She is, indeed, gone, sir. 1233 01:10:34,517 --> 01:10:37,295 The compass, however, is right here. 1234 01:10:37,395 --> 01:10:39,068 Courtney, my good man. 1235 01:10:40,273 --> 01:10:41,424 How did you do it? 1236 01:10:41,524 --> 01:10:42,717 Before your father bought me, 1237 01:10:42,817 --> 01:10:46,054 I was a sex slave for a band of gypsies in the north 1238 01:10:46,154 --> 01:10:49,454 and they taught me a thing or two about sleight-of-hand. 1239 01:10:49,657 --> 01:10:51,159 Oh, you. 1240 01:10:51,326 --> 01:10:52,999 Now you see me, now you don't. 1241 01:10:53,536 --> 01:10:54,583 Delicious. 1242 01:10:57,457 --> 01:10:59,109 I can't wait to see the look 1243 01:10:59,209 --> 01:11:01,903 on Fabious' silly face when he sees this. 1244 01:11:02,003 --> 01:11:03,004 Clear! 1245 01:11:08,009 --> 01:11:09,035 Fabious. 1246 01:11:09,135 --> 01:11:10,808 What do we do? 1247 01:11:11,346 --> 01:11:12,518 I'll tell you what we do. 1248 01:11:12,639 --> 01:11:15,813 We will steal a steed and we will ride to the next town. 1249 01:11:16,017 --> 01:11:17,627 We become ghosts, start a brand new life, 1250 01:11:17,727 --> 01:11:20,088 one where you still serve me. And we're stable boys, 1251 01:11:20,188 --> 01:11:21,798 and we bed the fickle wives of farmers. 1252 01:11:21,898 --> 01:11:23,091 What about Fabious? 1253 01:11:23,191 --> 01:11:24,317 Oh, Fabious. 1254 01:11:24,484 --> 01:11:25,719 We'll remember him fondly. 1255 01:11:25,819 --> 01:11:28,388 I really think we should try and rescue him. 1256 01:11:28,488 --> 01:11:30,741 But, how, Courtney? You are weak, and I am hungry. 1257 01:11:31,908 --> 01:11:35,208 You deceitful pricks. You stole the compass from me. 1258 01:11:35,370 --> 01:11:37,772 Who? I didn't. Courtney did. 1259 01:11:37,872 --> 01:11:39,624 Please have mercy on us, lady warrior. 1260 01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:42,836 Fabious has been captured by Leezar and his men. 1261 01:11:43,002 --> 01:11:44,571 He was captured? 1262 01:11:44,671 --> 01:11:45,763 Yes. 1263 01:11:46,089 --> 01:11:48,842 We got into a huge swordfight 1264 01:11:49,008 --> 01:11:50,785 and we were able to escape 1265 01:11:50,885 --> 01:11:52,762 and he was not. 1266 01:11:52,887 --> 01:11:54,764 I know how you're feeling inside. 1267 01:11:54,931 --> 01:11:55,957 As if you cannot rest 1268 01:11:56,057 --> 01:11:59,753 until you destroy those who harmed your family. 1269 01:11:59,853 --> 01:12:03,673 You want to skin them alive then wear their flesh as a cape 1270 01:12:03,773 --> 01:12:06,868 as you dance around their convulsing corpses. 1271 01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:09,220 Yes, of course. 1272 01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:10,412 Yes. 1273 01:12:10,572 --> 01:12:12,620 That feeling is all too familiar. 1274 01:12:12,907 --> 01:12:14,225 It's been burning in my beaver 1275 01:12:14,325 --> 01:12:16,498 since the day I lost my brothers. 1276 01:12:16,911 --> 01:12:18,458 We've had our differences, 1277 01:12:19,122 --> 01:12:20,648 but if we work together, 1278 01:12:20,748 --> 01:12:23,718 we can save your brother, avenge my family, 1279 01:12:23,877 --> 01:12:26,756 and destroy Leezar once and for all. 1280 01:12:27,589 --> 01:12:30,263 This woman is mad. 1281 01:12:49,819 --> 01:12:51,742 I believe we found our labyrinth. 1282 01:12:52,155 --> 01:12:55,455 Where? The compass has led us to a dead end. 1283 01:12:55,617 --> 01:12:57,585 Shall we return home? 1284 01:12:57,744 --> 01:12:59,646 It appears as though there's something written here 1285 01:12:59,746 --> 01:13:01,589 in the language of the Highland Dwarf. 1286 01:13:01,956 --> 01:13:03,253 I can't read it. 1287 01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:07,967 Sir, you're well-versed in the Highland Dwarf language, aren't you? 1288 01:13:08,296 --> 01:13:10,469 You read Dwarf, Thadeous? 1289 01:13:10,632 --> 01:13:13,511 I have had encounters with those people, yes. 1290 01:13:13,676 --> 01:13:16,270 Really? Well, then what does it say? 1291 01:13:17,013 --> 01:13:18,481 Fucker. 1292 01:13:26,981 --> 01:13:28,358 It's nonsense. 1293 01:13:28,525 --> 01:13:32,262 It says, "What leads you here will lead you there. " 1294 01:13:32,362 --> 01:13:33,596 It's rubbish. 1295 01:13:33,696 --> 01:13:35,265 Highland Dwarves are a silly culture. 1296 01:13:35,365 --> 01:13:38,460 Oftentimes they speak and I have no idea what they're talking about. 1297 01:13:41,162 --> 01:13:42,334 What is she doing? 1298 01:13:42,664 --> 01:13:44,086 Perfect fit. 1299 01:14:05,019 --> 01:14:06,111 You coming? 1300 01:14:50,565 --> 01:14:52,158 What is that foul stench? 1301 01:14:53,359 --> 01:14:54,952 What was that noise? 1302 01:14:55,111 --> 01:14:58,741 I don't know, Courtney. But I don't like this. 1303 01:15:09,292 --> 01:15:11,761 I fear we're not alone in here. 1304 01:15:34,817 --> 01:15:37,445 What is that thing? I don't know, but run! 1305 01:15:41,616 --> 01:15:42,833 Isabel! 1306 01:15:49,290 --> 01:15:50,792 Sir? 1307 01:15:51,167 --> 01:15:53,069 Help! Your Highness! 1308 01:15:53,169 --> 01:15:54,671 Courtney! 1309 01:15:54,837 --> 01:15:55,884 Thadeous! 1310 01:15:56,130 --> 01:15:57,865 Isabel! 1311 01:15:57,965 --> 01:16:00,639 Companions, where are you? 1312 01:16:03,137 --> 01:16:06,016 Courtney! Hello? 1313 01:16:06,182 --> 01:16:07,479 Thadeous! 1314 01:16:13,648 --> 01:16:14,740 Where are you, sire? 1315 01:17:07,493 --> 01:17:10,542 This is the Blade of Unicorn? 1316 01:17:10,705 --> 01:17:12,582 It's just bones. 1317 01:17:18,337 --> 01:17:20,385 You've found it. 1318 01:17:21,424 --> 01:17:23,176 Who said that? 1319 01:17:23,676 --> 01:17:28,603 'Tis I, the soul of this maze and protector of the blade. 1320 01:17:28,765 --> 01:17:30,500 'Tis my duty to ensure 1321 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:34,879 only a true hero carries the blade from this tomb. 1322 01:17:34,979 --> 01:17:36,130 Okay. 1323 01:17:36,230 --> 01:17:38,299 Say, for instance, a man entered here 1324 01:17:38,399 --> 01:17:40,468 by accident who wasn't a true hero. 1325 01:17:40,568 --> 01:17:42,286 What would happen to him? 1326 01:17:42,403 --> 01:17:43,950 Death. 1327 01:17:44,572 --> 01:17:45,915 I see. Well, 1328 01:17:46,407 --> 01:17:47,954 I am no true hero. 1329 01:17:48,117 --> 01:17:52,463 So I would like to just place the sword back where I found it, 1330 01:17:52,622 --> 01:17:55,922 and then I will go my way, and you won't kill me, 1331 01:17:56,083 --> 01:17:57,801 and that will be that, okay? 1332 01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:59,212 Go? 1333 01:17:59,378 --> 01:18:01,801 Where would you like to go? 1334 01:18:05,551 --> 01:18:06,703 Is that... 1335 01:18:06,803 --> 01:18:08,555 Your home. 1336 01:18:08,721 --> 01:18:12,066 Okay, well, I would surely go there. That would be fine. 1337 01:18:12,183 --> 01:18:14,836 Shall I just slide the sword back into the thingy, 1338 01:18:14,936 --> 01:18:17,046 or place it gently upon the ground? 1339 01:18:17,146 --> 01:18:19,194 And if I told you that your brother 1340 01:18:19,357 --> 01:18:22,093 will die without the help of this blade, 1341 01:18:22,193 --> 01:18:24,971 would you still walk through that door? 1342 01:18:25,071 --> 01:18:27,790 Without the blade, Fabious will be helpless against Leezar. 1343 01:18:28,991 --> 01:18:31,561 Shut your magical hole. Why are you showing me this? 1344 01:18:31,661 --> 01:18:34,289 it's what you wanted, is it not? 1345 01:18:34,664 --> 01:18:35,961 Your brother gone. 1346 01:18:36,082 --> 01:18:38,426 You'll be king of all the land. 1347 01:18:38,876 --> 01:18:41,095 Think of the power, 1348 01:18:41,254 --> 01:18:45,054 the women, the bush, the sticky-icky, the honeypots. 1349 01:18:45,216 --> 01:18:48,436 Well, it would be nice to be king. 1350 01:18:48,594 --> 01:18:52,644 And all you have to do is forget about the blade. 1351 01:18:52,807 --> 01:18:58,109 Leave it where you found it and never think of this place again. 1352 01:19:00,606 --> 01:19:05,112 That's very sweet but I am not a female Minotaur. 1353 01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:09,703 His worm is tickling me. 1354 01:19:15,454 --> 01:19:16,831 Get off of me! 1355 01:19:17,832 --> 01:19:19,709 I'm not enjoying this! 1356 01:19:21,294 --> 01:19:22,637 Get off me. 1357 01:19:54,660 --> 01:19:56,662 Did you just see that? 1358 01:19:56,829 --> 01:19:59,503 I came back for you all! I saved you! 1359 01:19:59,624 --> 01:20:01,171 What, you were going to leave us? 1360 01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:03,669 No, of course not. 1361 01:20:04,170 --> 01:20:06,197 Is that the... 1362 01:20:06,297 --> 01:20:07,719 Blade of Unicorn? 1363 01:20:08,049 --> 01:20:11,144 Yes, my companions, it is. 1364 01:20:11,302 --> 01:20:12,679 It's so beautiful. 1365 01:20:12,845 --> 01:20:15,519 it's very, very sharp. 1366 01:20:17,683 --> 01:20:19,731 Come here, you silly. 1367 01:20:22,396 --> 01:20:24,398 What are you doing? 1368 01:20:24,565 --> 01:20:29,196 I was just trying to cut this horn as a souvenir of my kill, 1369 01:20:29,362 --> 01:20:31,285 but it's proving to be a bit of a bitch. 1370 01:20:32,531 --> 01:20:35,751 You can never sever the horn of a Minotaur. 1371 01:20:44,043 --> 01:20:45,444 Only a champion man 1372 01:20:45,544 --> 01:20:48,447 would hold the Blade of Unicorn in his hands. 1373 01:20:48,547 --> 01:20:51,767 And I, Thadeous, am that man. 1374 01:20:52,927 --> 01:20:54,912 I have seen the pain in my reflection 1375 01:20:55,012 --> 01:20:58,767 and watched the strength of my brother, unflinching. 1376 01:21:00,101 --> 01:21:02,069 My quest is one of love, 1377 01:21:02,228 --> 01:21:05,732 but also in this moment of forgiveness, of redemption, 1378 01:21:05,898 --> 01:21:08,196 even amongst the smallest of foes. 1379 01:21:16,242 --> 01:21:18,269 My path has been unstable 1380 01:21:18,369 --> 01:21:22,315 but my conviction is born to damn the fuckers who doubted me. 1381 01:21:22,415 --> 01:21:24,793 To lessen the assholes who tested me. 1382 01:21:33,426 --> 01:21:35,599 To right what is wrong. 1383 01:21:36,429 --> 01:21:40,275 To restore faith that has long been lost. 1384 01:21:40,433 --> 01:21:43,377 And to rise to great heights even beyond my own legend 1385 01:21:43,477 --> 01:21:46,631 as a great cocksmith, master pintsman, 1386 01:21:46,731 --> 01:21:51,487 and stunningly handsome prince of light in these dark Dark Ages- 1387 01:21:53,779 --> 01:21:55,348 True trials await, 1388 01:21:55,448 --> 01:21:57,516 and I will greet thee with the hammer of my fist 1389 01:21:57,616 --> 01:22:00,415 and the slide of my sword. 1390 01:22:01,620 --> 01:22:04,774 As the fog clears, I will follow the voice that guides me. 1391 01:22:04,874 --> 01:22:09,345 My love, my heart, my gods. 1392 01:22:09,462 --> 01:22:11,280 The time is now! 1393 01:22:11,380 --> 01:22:13,724 Let us quest! 1394 01:22:14,925 --> 01:22:19,146 At long last, I have you firmly in my grasp. 1395 01:22:19,305 --> 01:22:21,808 The pesky Prince Fabious. 1396 01:22:21,974 --> 01:22:25,211 The little sneak who time and time again 1397 01:22:25,311 --> 01:22:27,234 has foiled every one of my plots. 1398 01:22:27,605 --> 01:22:30,279 Who has slain every one of my beasts. 1399 01:22:30,441 --> 01:22:33,490 Who has bested me without fail until now. 1400 01:22:33,652 --> 01:22:37,327 Do what you will to me. But unhand my love. 1401 01:22:37,656 --> 01:22:39,704 Let Belladonna go! 1402 01:22:39,825 --> 01:22:41,543 Cast your glance heavenward 1403 01:22:41,660 --> 01:22:45,335 and know that when the ceiling parts, and the moons align, 1404 01:22:45,581 --> 01:22:48,676 I will be entering your love. 1405 01:22:48,793 --> 01:22:50,841 Sacrilege! You wretched wizard. 1406 01:22:51,003 --> 01:22:54,758 My mothers have already moistened Belladonna for foreplay. 1407 01:22:54,924 --> 01:22:57,427 You'll excuse me if I take my leave. 1408 01:22:59,011 --> 01:23:00,513 I shall kill you! 1409 01:23:01,138 --> 01:23:03,916 Julie, Julie, get me out of here. 1410 01:23:04,016 --> 01:23:05,918 Leezar has a hold of your mind. 1411 01:23:06,018 --> 01:23:07,941 He has allowed me to get even with you. 1412 01:23:08,521 --> 01:23:11,090 For too long you and your family 1413 01:23:11,190 --> 01:23:13,409 have treated me like an employee. 1414 01:23:13,943 --> 01:23:15,945 Yeah, you were my slave. 1415 01:23:16,570 --> 01:23:18,431 Yes, well not anymore. 1416 01:23:18,531 --> 01:23:20,683 Boremont, my comrade. 1417 01:23:20,783 --> 01:23:23,102 Please, get me out of here. 1418 01:23:23,202 --> 01:23:27,773 If Leezar wins tonight, the entire world will tumble into darkness. 1419 01:23:27,873 --> 01:23:30,376 My heart has soured on this world long ago. 1420 01:23:30,835 --> 01:23:33,429 Perhaps a regime change is just what it's needed. 1421 01:23:33,546 --> 01:23:37,221 Boremont, you gave your hand for me. Now you're taking my heart. 1422 01:23:37,424 --> 01:23:39,847 We used to have fucking picnics together. 1423 01:23:40,010 --> 01:23:42,104 Remember when we crossed swords and touched tips? 1424 01:23:42,555 --> 01:23:43,647 Do you remember? 1425 01:23:43,848 --> 01:23:45,942 Look at me, Boremont! 1426 01:23:46,183 --> 01:23:47,651 Don't do this. 1427 01:23:48,144 --> 01:23:49,879 Anyway, so that you don't feel like 1428 01:23:49,979 --> 01:23:51,672 you're missing out on any of the fun, 1429 01:23:51,772 --> 01:23:55,026 let me introduce you to my friend, Timotay. 1430 01:23:55,442 --> 01:23:57,720 As Leezar enters Belladonna, 1431 01:23:57,820 --> 01:24:00,639 he will lower you onto that spike, 1432 01:24:00,739 --> 01:24:03,913 thereby giving you a good poking as well. 1433 01:24:04,493 --> 01:24:06,621 Belladonna, I love you! 1434 01:24:22,511 --> 01:24:23,933 All right. 1435 01:24:24,096 --> 01:24:27,500 Well, seeing that I did the bulk of the work in the labyrinth, 1436 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,377 perhaps it's one of your turns to lead the way now. 1437 01:24:30,477 --> 01:24:33,321 Step back, new friends. I'll lead the way. 1438 01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:35,949 For tonight, evil has met its match. 1439 01:24:36,108 --> 01:24:39,954 Fantastic! Thank you again for coming. 1440 01:24:49,246 --> 01:24:50,418 God. 1441 01:24:51,207 --> 01:24:53,109 Right out of the gate. 1442 01:24:53,209 --> 01:24:55,712 We should proceed with a bit more caution. 1443 01:24:55,878 --> 01:24:57,300 Let go of me! 1444 01:24:57,671 --> 01:25:01,141 You foul witches! I hate you all. 1445 01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:02,701 Stop laughing. 1446 01:25:02,801 --> 01:25:04,269 Silence! 1447 01:25:04,386 --> 01:25:05,979 Let me go! 1448 01:25:06,430 --> 01:25:10,042 I shall be unable to have sex with her with all that shrieking. 1449 01:25:10,142 --> 01:25:12,753 If it's obedience that you want, 1450 01:25:12,853 --> 01:25:14,605 we will put her under a spell. 1451 01:25:15,940 --> 01:25:17,216 She will surrender. 1452 01:25:17,316 --> 01:25:18,943 Obey. 1453 01:25:27,826 --> 01:25:30,249 Let it begin. 1454 01:26:05,698 --> 01:26:07,892 The winch, Courtney. 1455 01:26:07,992 --> 01:26:09,539 Brother! What are you doing here? 1456 01:26:10,077 --> 01:26:11,187 We came to rescue you. 1457 01:26:11,287 --> 01:26:12,354 You did? 1458 01:26:12,454 --> 01:26:13,922 Yes! Are you surprised? 1459 01:26:14,373 --> 01:26:15,357 Yes! 1460 01:26:15,457 --> 01:26:17,710 Courtney, you're still alive! Isabel! 1461 01:26:19,128 --> 01:26:21,256 All right. Great. 1462 01:26:21,422 --> 01:26:23,595 We haven't much time! Let's get weapons. 1463 01:26:23,757 --> 01:26:26,285 Fabious, there's something else I should tell you. 1464 01:26:26,385 --> 01:26:27,453 What? 1465 01:26:27,553 --> 01:26:29,772 I would never let your true love come to harm. 1466 01:26:30,556 --> 01:26:34,060 I present you with the Blade of Unicorn. 1467 01:26:34,727 --> 01:26:37,276 Brother, it is beautiful. 1468 01:26:38,188 --> 01:26:40,691 And Your Highness, please forgive my deception. 1469 01:26:40,858 --> 01:26:42,860 Our two quests now work as one. 1470 01:26:43,736 --> 01:26:45,158 Nice. 1471 01:26:45,321 --> 01:26:47,039 We're in this together, sir. 1472 01:26:47,531 --> 01:26:48,953 Yes. 1473 01:26:50,784 --> 01:26:51,910 Simon! 1474 01:26:57,291 --> 01:26:59,510 Now mine eyes have seen it all. 1475 01:26:59,668 --> 01:27:02,638 'Tis only a truce. Courtney had him restored. 1476 01:27:02,796 --> 01:27:04,281 He manipulated me into friendship 1477 01:27:04,381 --> 01:27:06,304 by tugging at my heartstrings. 1478 01:27:08,385 --> 01:27:09,328 Right. 1479 01:27:09,428 --> 01:27:10,554 What's he saying? 1480 01:27:11,013 --> 01:27:13,874 It seems the way is more treacherous than I thought. 1481 01:27:13,974 --> 01:27:16,227 I cannot ask you to come with me. 1482 01:27:16,393 --> 01:27:19,338 I know you do not expect much from me, Fabious. 1483 01:27:19,438 --> 01:27:21,566 But I will stand with you on this night. 1484 01:27:21,857 --> 01:27:25,361 Is this the same brother that would not be my best man? 1485 01:27:26,028 --> 01:27:29,157 I did not deserve to be your best man. 1486 01:27:29,531 --> 01:27:31,579 You do now. 1487 01:27:35,329 --> 01:27:38,003 We can finish this whenever you maidens are ready. 1488 01:27:39,750 --> 01:27:41,172 Ready! 1489 01:28:25,212 --> 01:28:26,238 The time is nigh! 1490 01:28:26,338 --> 01:28:27,510 The moons are about to align. 1491 01:28:34,430 --> 01:28:36,148 Intruders! 1492 01:28:36,765 --> 01:28:39,814 Prepare to be fist-fucked by two brothers at once. 1493 01:28:43,272 --> 01:28:46,401 You're too late! The fuckening has begun. 1494 01:28:46,567 --> 01:28:48,365 Get him! 1495 01:28:51,447 --> 01:28:52,539 You shit! 1496 01:28:52,656 --> 01:28:53,703 Kill them! 1497 01:29:28,358 --> 01:29:30,781 Why is she making these noises? 1498 01:29:41,997 --> 01:29:43,044 Courtney! 1499 01:29:53,133 --> 01:29:54,259 Boremont! 1500 01:29:55,844 --> 01:29:56,891 Bastard! 1501 01:30:00,140 --> 01:30:01,517 Thadeous! 1502 01:30:01,850 --> 01:30:03,397 I'm not Stiffening! 1503 01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:05,437 I'm just not attracted to you. 1504 01:30:05,604 --> 01:30:06,651 Fuck me! 1505 01:30:08,857 --> 01:30:09,983 Love me! 1506 01:30:22,037 --> 01:30:23,630 Adi�s, motherfucker! 1507 01:30:23,997 --> 01:30:25,123 Teamwork! 1508 01:30:56,113 --> 01:30:59,117 God, I never wanted it to end like this, old friend. 1509 01:30:59,491 --> 01:31:02,085 Master Fabious. 1510 01:31:02,244 --> 01:31:04,292 I loved you! 1511 01:31:05,956 --> 01:31:08,484 I loved you, too, Boremont. 1512 01:31:08,584 --> 01:31:10,152 As only a knight can love a knight. 1513 01:31:10,252 --> 01:31:11,344 No. 1514 01:31:12,379 --> 01:31:14,656 I loved you 1515 01:31:14,756 --> 01:31:18,260 as a man loves another man. 1516 01:31:38,530 --> 01:31:39,952 Jumping! 1517 01:32:14,941 --> 01:32:16,443 Quick! We must hurry! 1518 01:32:16,610 --> 01:32:19,454 What? No, no, don't suck that! That's dead! 1519 01:32:40,342 --> 01:32:43,016 Next time you want to smash a bloodline of knights, 1520 01:32:43,178 --> 01:32:44,805 make sure you kill all of them! 1521 01:32:45,222 --> 01:32:46,394 We did! 1522 01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:49,018 You forgot about their sister. 1523 01:33:06,076 --> 01:33:07,828 Thadeous! What are you doing here? 1524 01:33:07,994 --> 01:33:09,730 I'm trying to rescue you. We must hurry! 1525 01:33:09,830 --> 01:33:12,083 Step away from my virgin. 1526 01:33:14,876 --> 01:33:16,503 She's my brother's virgin. 1527 01:33:16,837 --> 01:33:19,056 If you want to fuck her, 1528 01:33:19,214 --> 01:33:21,308 you'll have to fuck me first. 1529 01:33:24,970 --> 01:33:26,688 It would be my pleasure. 1530 01:33:28,765 --> 01:33:30,233 Stop! 1531 01:33:30,434 --> 01:33:31,811 It's over. 1532 01:33:31,977 --> 01:33:34,901 Take your last breath with nobility. 1533 01:33:36,773 --> 01:33:39,117 You fool. 1534 01:33:39,276 --> 01:33:42,576 I cannot be slain by mortal blade. 1535 01:33:42,738 --> 01:33:43,930 One must possess the powerful... 1536 01:33:44,030 --> 01:33:45,247 I know. 1537 01:33:45,991 --> 01:33:47,538 Blade of Unicorn. 1538 01:33:48,827 --> 01:33:50,249 It's not possible. 1539 01:34:40,086 --> 01:34:41,508 My love. 1540 01:34:53,225 --> 01:34:54,710 Think I'm beginning to like the feel 1541 01:34:54,810 --> 01:34:58,030 of blood and filth upon these fingers. 1542 01:34:58,188 --> 01:35:00,065 Perhaps I will never bathe again. 1543 01:35:01,525 --> 01:35:03,301 Unless, of course, there were a bitch 1544 01:35:03,401 --> 01:35:05,369 brave enough to bathe beside me. 1545 01:35:05,612 --> 01:35:07,180 You fought with honor. 1546 01:35:07,280 --> 01:35:10,308 Why don't you treat yourself and take rest at our castle? 1547 01:35:10,408 --> 01:35:14,413 We've all the slaves, pickles and servants one could ever desire. 1548 01:35:14,913 --> 01:35:16,732 We have dancing bears, Orientals 1549 01:35:16,832 --> 01:35:18,834 and all the berries you care to pick. 1550 01:35:19,543 --> 01:35:22,195 I wish I could, but I never rest. 1551 01:35:22,295 --> 01:35:25,449 There's yet another quest that calls me to the Western Marshes. 1552 01:35:25,549 --> 01:35:26,825 I must surprise a band of thieves 1553 01:35:26,925 --> 01:35:30,429 and burn them alive one by one in a symphony of shrieks. 1554 01:35:31,721 --> 01:35:34,249 I will not forget you, Prince. 1555 01:35:34,349 --> 01:35:36,067 Nor will I. 1556 01:35:41,273 --> 01:35:43,992 Here. To remember me. Oh. 1557 01:35:44,401 --> 01:35:46,950 I don't want that thing touching me. 1558 01:35:47,279 --> 01:35:48,847 Say hello. 1559 01:35:48,947 --> 01:35:49,948 No. 1560 01:35:50,115 --> 01:35:51,516 I fucking killed this dick. Take it. 1561 01:35:51,616 --> 01:35:52,788 No, it's yours. 1562 01:35:53,076 --> 01:35:55,670 I cannot accept another warrior's trophy. 1563 01:35:55,912 --> 01:35:57,147 Courtney, take my dick. 1564 01:35:57,247 --> 01:35:58,624 With pleasure, sir. 1565 01:35:59,082 --> 01:36:00,629 Till we meet again. 1566 01:36:19,102 --> 01:36:20,604 Is thou all right, Brother? 1567 01:36:44,044 --> 01:36:45,796 I love you. 1568 01:36:46,588 --> 01:36:48,306 I love you, too, 1569 01:36:59,726 --> 01:37:01,524 They're cheering for you. 1570 01:37:01,645 --> 01:37:03,318 They're cheering for all of us. 1571 01:37:03,688 --> 01:37:05,315 Even for me? 1572 01:37:05,732 --> 01:37:07,734 Especially you, Brother. 1573 01:37:28,463 --> 01:37:30,465 I'm proud of you, son. 1574 01:37:30,715 --> 01:37:32,701 You saved the entire land. 1575 01:37:32,801 --> 01:37:34,553 Not a bad run for a first quest. 1576 01:37:34,719 --> 01:37:37,497 Well, I would be remiss to say I did it alone. 1577 01:37:37,597 --> 01:37:39,565 Fabious did help where he could. 1578 01:37:40,725 --> 01:37:42,193 I'm sure. 1579 01:37:54,698 --> 01:37:57,372 Finally. Alone. 1580 01:38:04,624 --> 01:38:09,004 Hello, there. Cock-a-doodle-do. 1581 01:38:10,672 --> 01:38:11,781 Brother? 1582 01:38:11,881 --> 01:38:13,199 Yes? 1583 01:38:13,299 --> 01:38:14,701 Am I interrupting something? 1584 01:38:14,801 --> 01:38:16,953 Nothing, I was preparing for bedtime 1585 01:38:17,053 --> 01:38:19,706 and just looking at the oils that Father gave me. 1586 01:38:19,806 --> 01:38:22,229 I know what you're doing! 1587 01:38:22,392 --> 01:38:23,518 No, you don't. 1588 01:38:25,103 --> 01:38:27,652 Well, seeing you by yourself at the wedding didn't seem right. 1589 01:38:27,814 --> 01:38:30,613 So, I've brought you someone. 1590 01:38:30,900 --> 01:38:32,928 Someone I know you've been missing... Isabel? 1591 01:38:33,028 --> 01:38:35,156 ...and who's been missing you. 1592 01:38:35,321 --> 01:38:37,574 I brought you Steven! 1593 01:38:39,576 --> 01:38:41,829 I went on a mini-quest and I found him for you. 1594 01:38:42,620 --> 01:38:45,464 Well, that was 1595 01:38:47,167 --> 01:38:49,386 very nice of you, Fabious. Thank you. 1596 01:38:49,544 --> 01:38:51,967 I had so much fun on our adventure together. 1597 01:38:52,130 --> 01:38:55,430 Yes, I know. You have told me 15 fucking times now. 1598 01:38:59,054 --> 01:39:01,539 Well, I'm off to sleep with Belladonna. 1599 01:39:01,639 --> 01:39:02,707 I'm a little nervous. 1600 01:39:02,807 --> 01:39:03,875 Don't be. 1601 01:39:03,975 --> 01:39:06,836 Just swing your cock with the same strength you swing your sword, 1602 01:39:06,936 --> 01:39:08,813 and I'm sure all will be fine. 1603 01:39:09,981 --> 01:39:12,609 All right. Sweet dreams, Brother. 1604 01:39:13,234 --> 01:39:15,236 Sweet dreams. 1605 01:39:16,321 --> 01:39:17,948 Steven. 1606 01:39:18,531 --> 01:39:23,061 Well, I'm going to put you in the corner now while I strum my filthies. 1607 01:39:23,161 --> 01:39:25,163 Come, come, Steven. 1608 01:39:27,123 --> 01:39:29,125 Here we go. 1609 01:39:32,045 --> 01:39:33,446 Isabel. 1610 01:39:33,546 --> 01:39:37,200 I was able to wrap things up in the west quicker than I expected. 1611 01:39:37,300 --> 01:39:39,348 I've not been able to stop thinking of you. 1612 01:39:39,677 --> 01:39:43,181 What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you. 1613 01:39:51,189 --> 01:39:54,009 Wait. Before we go any further, 1614 01:39:54,109 --> 01:39:55,427 there's something I have to show you. 1615 01:39:55,527 --> 01:39:57,495 What? 1616 01:39:58,113 --> 01:39:59,681 What the hell is that? 1617 01:39:59,781 --> 01:40:01,203 It's a Chastity belt 1618 01:40:01,324 --> 01:40:04,102 put upon me by an evil witch long ago. 1619 01:40:04,202 --> 01:40:06,546 She now roams the snow mountains of Shahmir. 1620 01:40:07,288 --> 01:40:08,690 If I can defeat her, 1621 01:40:08,790 --> 01:40:11,543 the curse will be broken, the belt will fall free. 1622 01:40:12,210 --> 01:40:13,445 So in order for us to make love, 1623 01:40:13,545 --> 01:40:17,407 we have to track down an evil and, I'm assuming, dangerous witch? 1624 01:40:17,507 --> 01:40:19,009 Exactly. 1625 01:40:23,888 --> 01:40:25,999 We would have to do this right now? 1626 01:40:26,099 --> 01:40:27,625 If you don't want to join me, 1627 01:40:27,725 --> 01:40:29,819 I could just take care of it myself. 1628 01:40:30,478 --> 01:40:33,506 No, of course I want to come. We just got home. 1629 01:40:33,606 --> 01:40:34,924 I was hoping to have a few hours 1630 01:40:35,024 --> 01:40:37,052 of just doing nothing, perhaps just relaxing. 1631 01:40:37,152 --> 01:40:39,450 Let's just stay here and snuggle. 1632 01:40:41,614 --> 01:40:45,039 No, fuck it. Let's kill that bitch. 115896

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