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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:04,470 (soft soothing music) 2 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:11,443 (muffled crosstalk) 3 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:21,553 (birds chirping) 4 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,565 - At the dawn of time, 5 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:36,568 the roles of men and women were well-defined. 6 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:39,171 (tribal drum music) 7 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:42,141 (hawk screeching) 8 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,779 He who lived an adventurous life, 9 00:00:46,781 --> 00:00:49,314 hunting, foraging and providing, 10 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,584 while she stayed in the security of their cave dwelling 11 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,553 and made what little they had at home. 12 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:01,326 But over millions of years, something strange happened: 13 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:03,712 the lines blurred. 14 00:01:03,713 --> 00:01:06,097 Call it evolution or straight up confusion, 15 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:10,335 but the modern relationship is so complicated. 16 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:13,672 Just like every other couple throughout history, 17 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,340 we had plenty of our own issues. 18 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,476 While most people plan a date night, 19 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:20,179 see a therapist or secretly take out 20 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:21,847 their frustrations during sex, 21 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:24,583 we needed something much more intense. 22 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,285 We needed an intervention. 23 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:30,222 I guess we should start at the beginning. 24 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:33,459 When Pam and I first met, like every other guy, 25 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:35,461 I was just trying to scratch out a living. 26 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:36,862 (soothing bongo music) 27 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:40,299 What about Venice? - Nah, too cliche. 28 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:41,733 - Yeah. 29 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:42,701 Tokyo? 30 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:47,106 - You know, I don't think Francesca eats sushi. 31 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,373 - Yeah well, we can't just take 'em 32 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:49,541 to New York for dinner this month. 33 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:50,509 That's amateur. 34 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,245 - I don't know, they're Black Ops. 35 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,847 Their standards are pretty high. 36 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:57,616 - Well I'll think of somethin'. 37 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,684 - Yeah. 38 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:02,221 (soft intriguing music) 39 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,296 - What about Paris? 40 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,709 (jet pack whooshing) 41 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:14,121 - Well with everything goin' on there, 42 00:02:14,122 --> 00:02:15,533 I don't wanna feel like I'm on-call. 43 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:19,371 (soft intriguing music) 44 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:22,541 (jet pack whooshing) 45 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,961 - Nah, you're right. 46 00:02:25,962 --> 00:02:27,678 I'll think of somethin' a little more exotic 47 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:30,782 off the grid. 48 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:33,585 (jet pack thudding) 49 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,889 You didn't see that or this. 50 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,491 (jet pack exploding) 51 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,859 I've got it. - What? 52 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,194 - [Corey] Kathmandu. 53 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:45,631 - Kathman-fucking-du, yes! 54 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,199 - The girls are gonna love the little restaurants 55 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,767 and dive bars in the Himalayas. 56 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:53,505 (soft intriguing music) 57 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,575 (bullet pinging) (man wincing) 58 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,311 The important thing is what happens in Kathmandu, 59 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,646 stays in Kathmandu. 60 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:06,685 (muffled whispering) (radar beeping) 61 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,320 - I've got our target, 62 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,388 Egan Doyle. 63 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,624 We don't know what kind of weapon 64 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,859 he's trying to acquire or from whom. 65 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:17,329 He's moving quickly through the concourse. 66 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:20,632 (intriguing orchestral music) 67 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,502 (radar beeping) 68 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:34,479 - I'm so sorry, are you okay? 69 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:35,948 - [Pam] No no, I'm not okay. 70 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:38,750 - What? 71 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,888 (soft romantic music) 72 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,390 - That really fucking hurt. 73 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,252 (radar beeping) 74 00:03:51,253 --> 00:03:52,908 - Corey, (taps) what's goin' on? 75 00:03:52,909 --> 00:03:54,564 - I just don't know what would make you in such a rush. 76 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:55,867 You don't have to be running recklessly through a mall 77 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,903 without looking where you're going. 78 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,349 I mean it was rude 79 00:03:59,350 --> 00:04:00,794 and I've just gotten to a point in my life 80 00:04:00,795 --> 00:04:02,239 where I'm gonna be one of these people that speaks up, 81 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,742 so this is me speaking up. 82 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,278 And I'm just curious what you might have to say 83 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,579 other than you're sorry 84 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,879 because you've already fucking said that. 85 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:14,553 (soft orchestral music) 86 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,788 - I don't know. 87 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,526 - Sorry, I overstepped. 88 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,497 Here I am giving lectures when I should just be 89 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:27,566 I'm handing out free samples. 90 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:29,568 - What the hell are you doin', Corey? 91 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,871 Go get Egan. 92 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:34,173 - It's all about customer appreciation 93 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,475 and I want you to know that I appreciate you. 94 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,278 - I feel appreciated. 95 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,848 - Whoa, your hands. 96 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,717 They're like sandpaper. 97 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:49,588 What, are you in construction or something? 98 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:50,689 - What the? 99 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,559 - No, I'm not in construction. 100 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:57,562 I work in cardboard, sell cardboard boxes. 101 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,035 - Right well if you want, 102 00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:04,670 you can join our membership club. 103 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,805 We can send you, you know information, 104 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,006 specials and coupons. 105 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,742 I just need your email. 106 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,978 - Yeah, join the club. 107 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,015 - Great. 108 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,655 - I'm Corey. 109 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,656 - I'm Pam. 110 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,960 (soft romantic music) 111 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,729 - Corey. 112 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,364 Is this thing even working? 113 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:33,365 Corey. 114 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:36,835 Corey, Corey! 115 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:37,703 (earpiece screeching) 116 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:38,570 - Shit, I'm sorry. 117 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,604 I have to go. 118 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:41,006 - Is everything okay? 119 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,007 - Just a business meeting. 120 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,475 - What about your email? 121 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,877 - [Corey] Don't worry, I'll find you. 122 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:49,681 (intense intriguing music) 123 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,019 - Fuck, shit. 124 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:55,954 We lost Egan. 125 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,358 We lost Egan. 126 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,094 What the fuck? 127 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:09,801 (soft orchestral music) (hawk screeching) 128 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,673 - Jeez, thought it was a bug. 129 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:21,513 Don't freak out, Corey's gonna be here any minute. 130 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:27,452 - So you're looking at Havenshire County's 131 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,755 year five figure skating champion. 132 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,725 - Wow, you're really good. 133 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:39,931 (skates swishing) (soft romantic music) 134 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,067 - Oh my god. 135 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:45,537 Were you in the Olympics or something? 136 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,572 - Just a little ice hockey growin' up. 137 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,443 - I knew it. - What? 138 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,511 - You're gonna be one of those guys 139 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,013 who's good at everything. 140 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,514 - What's wrong with being good at everything? 141 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,616 - Knowing you're good at everything, 142 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,885 nothing will ever make you happy. 143 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:00,853 - That's not true. 144 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:01,820 I'm totally happy. - Are you? 145 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:02,854 - Yeah, I am. 146 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:07,426 - You wanna know what I think? 147 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:09,161 I think you're one of those guys 148 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,895 who's always gonna be looking up at the clouds 149 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:13,465 tryin' to figure out the next dream, 150 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,834 the next accomplishment trying to see 151 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,904 every little part of the world and how to escape to it 152 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:21,740 all so you don't have to look in the mirror 153 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,575 and find out who you really are. 154 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,080 - Where's the adventure in that, my dear? 155 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,852 - The adventure is finding out what's really inside. 156 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,242 - It's still kinda early. 157 00:07:40,243 --> 00:07:41,726 What do you feel like doin'? 158 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:44,863 - No, it's your turn. 159 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:47,966 You can't expect me to come up with everything. 160 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:49,901 - All right, well we can hop 161 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,736 a jet to New York, catch a play. 162 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,707 Jump on a yacht to Tahiti. 163 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,159 - Yeah. 164 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,610 - Or we can head to Kenya for a safari. 165 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,146 - Your head, it's in the clouds. 166 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,849 For a guy who sells cardboard boxes for a living, 167 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,551 you have quite the imagination. 168 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:09,788 - Yeah, I guess I do. 169 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:13,625 (Soft romantic music) 170 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,894 - Look, I've gotta get up early in the morning 171 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:18,897 to open the store, so I think we should call it a night. 172 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,967 - Yeah. 173 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,902 Yeah, we'll call it a rain check on our next adventure. 174 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,855 (Corey sighing) 175 00:08:31,856 --> 00:08:33,534 - Look, I hope I didn't freak you out earlier 176 00:08:33,535 --> 00:08:35,213 with my whole anti-thrill seeking diagnosis. 177 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:40,018 - There's something about you. 178 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:44,656 There's a word for it. 179 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,258 You're just-- - Oh god, no. 180 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,793 No, look I've been on way too many dates 181 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,095 where people pretend. 182 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,563 You know, they're not themselves. 183 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,814 It's not me. 184 00:08:52,815 --> 00:08:54,064 What you see is what you get. 185 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,090 - No, I get it. 186 00:08:56,091 --> 00:08:57,313 I'd much rather have you be real than-- 187 00:08:57,314 --> 00:08:58,536 - Present something I'm not? 188 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,073 - Right, yeah. 189 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,579 - I guess if you do wanna come over, you can. 190 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:08,947 But I'm gonna be watching a movie 191 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:11,049 and I have laundry, like a lot of laundry. 192 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,651 Stacks of it, in fact. 193 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,586 - Love to do laundry and watch a movie. 194 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,691 (soft romantic music) 195 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,095 - Great. 196 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,096 - Great. 197 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,235 (muffled TV speech) 198 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:44,716 - Are you good? - Yeah, I'm good. 199 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:45,817 You? 200 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:46,818 - Yeah. 201 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,655 (whimsical music) 202 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:55,360 (gun blasting) (program whirring) 203 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,628 - Fuck! - What the hell 204 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,696 is wrong with you? 205 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:58,763 You're messin' me up. 206 00:09:58,764 --> 00:09:59,830 - Coffee. - You never miss. 207 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,416 - Yeah well, it must be the gun. 208 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:03,000 - You know ever since we failed that Egan mission, 209 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,137 you haven't been the same. 210 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,272 - All right Smuts, I failed one fuckin' mission one time. 211 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,240 It's bound to happen sooner or later, 'kay? 212 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,242 - Well it wouldn't have happened 213 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,243 if you weren't off flirting with Pat. 214 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,046 - It's Pam. - Whatever. 215 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,984 Just tell me you're not gettin' serious with this girl. 216 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,253 - Trust me. 217 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,754 Pam and I, we're just havin' fun. 218 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,189 There's nothin' serious about it. 219 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,557 - [Commentator] 45 seconds to play 220 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:26,924 in the sudden death overtime. 221 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:32,063 (chips crunching) (soft romantic music) 222 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,533 - [Pam] Who would you do 223 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:36,900 if you could be someone completely different? 224 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,737 - What do you mean? 225 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,172 - Don't you ever think about making some drastic change? 226 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,274 You know, taking some risk and chance 227 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,343 just to be something else. 228 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,680 - Oh yeah, sure. 229 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,848 I mean why not buy a three-bedroom house 230 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,784 and sell boxes from one place 231 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,719 rather than chase corporate accounts all over the world? 232 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,654 - No no no no, you have to be something else. 233 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,657 I mean like for me, I've always always always 234 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,159 wanted to have my makeup line. 235 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,095 - Really? - Yeah, absolutely. 236 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,131 I mean I can see the packaging field the products. 237 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,599 I once even worked for the chemists 238 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,066 in developing this firming cream. 239 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,336 - Firming cream, what is firming cream? 240 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,205 - Oh you don't have to worry about it, you don't need it 241 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:16,908 yet. 242 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,044 - (chuckles softly) All right. 243 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,413 So if you got it over here, why not do it now? 244 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,715 - Now? - Yeah, now. 245 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,785 - So says the cardboard box salesman. 246 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,186 Why don't you just change your career 247 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,121 and become what you're dying to be? 248 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,824 - How do you know I won't? 249 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,328 - Well, I know. 250 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,365 I mean as much as I see myself commanding a makeup empire, 251 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,801 I don't wanna sacrifice everything I have now. 252 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,836 I think it'd be easier climbing Mount Everest. 253 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:45,804 - (chuckles softly) I don't know 'bout that. 254 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:46,771 It's pretty difficult. 255 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,107 I'd imagine. 256 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,275 Although, the Napelese 257 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,811 food is pretty good I hear. 258 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,148 - So how long have you been thinking 259 00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:58,982 about that three-bedroom house with the white picket fence? 260 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,987 - Ever since I met you. 261 00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:08,993 - Yeah? 262 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,362 I sort of had a similar thought. 263 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,731 - You did? 264 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,099 - Yeah, like this morning. 265 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,467 I was at Target and I saw this dinnerware set 266 00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:18,737 and I just suddenly thought these would be perfect 267 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,739 for our dinner parties. 268 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,509 - You want dinner parties? 269 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,510 - Corey, 270 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:33,384 we're gonna have a lot of dinner parties. 271 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,375 (romantic jazz music) 272 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,248 - [Man] There you go. 273 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,718 - Is that all? 274 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,386 - Is that gonna make me young enough to make you the cougar? 275 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,789 - (chuckles softly) Yeah, well 276 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,791 they do come highly recommended. 277 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,025 - You ever seen one of these? 278 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,560 They take ya all over the world. 279 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,094 You could ride the Harry train with me there. 280 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,563 - Okay, maybe one day. 281 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,030 - Don't take me off your boyfriend list. 282 00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:21,497 - (chuckles softly) I won't. 283 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,268 - Cheers. 284 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,036 - Have a great day. - See ya soon. 285 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,804 - Bye, thank you so much. (chuckles) 286 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:32,043 I don't have a gag reflex in case you were wondering. 287 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,815 - Here we go. 288 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,584 - You are a moron. - Mm-hmm, why? 289 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,352 - 'Cause he had a frickin' black card. 290 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,455 - So? 291 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,557 - So that card is an insurance policy, Pam. 292 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,292 That card says you never have to work 293 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,093 at this shitty job ever again. 294 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,829 That card says sorry, Brianna. 295 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,597 I can't make it to your birthday party 296 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,364 because my husband and I are vacationing in the Swiss Alps 297 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,234 and then we're going to our Italian villa 298 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,969 where we're gonna be waited on hand-and-foot 299 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,004 by bronze-chested man servants. 300 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,506 - Brianna, you know I'm in a relationship. 301 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,075 - (scoffs) Corey sells boxes, Pam. 302 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:04,843 Okay? 303 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,610 I mean is he cute? 304 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:06,522 Yeah. 305 00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:07,433 Does his ass look good in a pair of jeans? 306 00:14:07,434 --> 00:14:08,344 Sure. 307 00:14:08,345 --> 00:14:09,255 Does he have a good personality? 308 00:14:09,256 --> 00:14:10,166 Why not? 309 00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,077 But at the end of the day, 310 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,352 he sells cardboard fucking boxes, Pam. 311 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,420 Do you know how boring that is? 312 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,121 - It's not boring. 313 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,823 Is he James Bond? 314 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,524 No, but like I don't want a James Bond. 315 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,527 - Well good 'cause you got James Bland. 316 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,262 - I just want someone I can depend on. 317 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,498 Someone that is stable, like-minded, consistent. 318 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,284 - Well you shoulda told me you were looking for that 319 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,069 'cause I woulda hooked you up with my grandfather. 320 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,136 - Okay. 321 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,072 (Brianna gagging) 322 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,490 Okay. 323 00:14:35,491 --> 00:14:36,907 What does he do, eat your pussy really good? 324 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,543 I don't know, I don't get it. 325 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,245 I can't answer that question. 326 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,180 - [Smuts] You just quit, what the hell? 327 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,083 - This whole spy life isn't what I want anymore, Smuts. 328 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,252 You said it yourself, I haven't been the same 329 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,653 since I failed that last mission. 330 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,021 It's 'cause I'm not. 331 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,056 - (scoffs) God. 332 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,542 (door buzzing) 333 00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:57,027 Please don't start with that romantic dribble about Pat. 334 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,298 - It's Pam. 335 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,366 And yes she's what I care about, Smuts all right? 336 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,969 I love her. 337 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,570 I'm ready to live that normal life 338 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,171 that we've always been protecting. 339 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,306 (machine whirring) 340 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,307 - Really? 341 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,110 Wow, okay. 342 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:16,047 So you're telling me that you can't wait to go out, 343 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:19,417 assume your cover, sell cardboard boxes 344 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,453 be chained to a desk, join a bowling league, 345 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,123 start paying taxes, get a mortgage, 346 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,258 have a car payment, fly commercial, 347 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,327 start swimming in credit card debt? 348 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,463 I mean (chuckles) what are you gonna tell me next, 349 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:36,100 that ya like drinking domestic beer? 350 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,204 - I love domestic beer. 351 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,973 (machine whirring) 352 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,709 (soft soothing music) 353 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,645 (birds chirping) 354 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:56,154 - Done. (soft romantic music) 355 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,023 (ceiling crumbling) 356 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:02,460 (gasps) Holy, it's a bit of a fixer-upper. 357 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,462 - Yeah, but it's ours. 358 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,415 (lips smacking) 359 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,299 Well our boxes are made of 100% recycled material. 360 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,069 No, I can't give you a discount. 361 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,404 What I can do is enroll you 362 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,738 in our customer appreciation program 363 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,074 which does offer rewards on both orders. 364 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,788 Well I'm sorry to hear that, sir. 365 00:16:18,789 --> 00:16:20,500 But if you happen to change your mind, 366 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,212 don't hesitate to call back and ask for cardboard Corey. 367 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,081 (net clacking) 368 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,482 Ooh. 369 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,750 (soft soothing music) 370 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,919 - Welcome to the team. 371 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,087 - Well let's knock 'em down and knock 'em back, huh? 372 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,591 Honey, I'm home. - Taste this. 373 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,094 - Mmm, that's good; what is it? 374 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,746 - Nepalese Momo. 375 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,397 I found them in this amazing cookbook that I picked up 376 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,899 this week and I couldn't find the Jimbu, 377 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,400 but I think this'll taste all right. 378 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,846 - A what? 379 00:16:43,847 --> 00:16:45,291 - It's a Nepalese dried onion. 380 00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:46,736 I'm testin' for our dinner party. 381 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,672 - What dinner party? 382 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,673 - Corey. - What? 383 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:53,244 - We're gonna have a lot of dinner parties. 384 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,581 (soft romantic music) 385 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,684 - God, I hope it stays like this forever. 386 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:04,756 (crickets chirping) (fire crackling) 387 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,028 And for the cave people, it did stay like that forever. 388 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:16,467 But unfortunately, well we ain't livin' in a cave. 389 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,571 (ceiling crumbling) (Corey gasping) 390 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,340 I thought you were gonna call and have that fixed. 391 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:27,478 - I thought you were gonna call and have that fixed. 392 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:31,449 (Pam sighing) (dog barking) 393 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,518 (Corey grunting) (ceiling tile clanking) 394 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,287 - No, we don't have any plastic bins. 395 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,239 We don't have any metal containers. 396 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,190 We don't sell steel drums, just boxes. 397 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:44,595 Plain old fucking cardboard boxes. (sighs) 398 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,199 - [Rick] It's all about personality. 399 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,235 (lights buzzing) (clock ticking) 400 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,603 It's all about passion. 401 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,175 It's all about believing what you sell. 402 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,613 - Look I don't know what you want me to do here, Rick. 403 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,682 All right? 404 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,750 I watched the training video, I followed the sales manual. 405 00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:08,818 At the end of the day, I mean they're just boxes. 406 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,156 - No, Corey. 407 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,227 They're not just boxes. 408 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,263 These are containers that move the treasures of our lives. 409 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,367 - (sighs) Right, okay. 410 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,369 - Remember our motto, 411 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:29,874 "Think outside the box." 412 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,546 (soft swing music) 413 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,497 - Hey, Freddy. 414 00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:37,447 (claps) C'mon baby, let's go. 415 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,360 You got this. 416 00:18:38,361 --> 00:18:39,271 Four pins, that's all we need. 417 00:18:39,272 --> 00:18:40,182 C'mon. 418 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,489 (bowling pin clacking) 419 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,456 - Loser! - Woo! 420 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,300 - Hey, what the fuck? 421 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,802 First we lose to Polly's Pies, 422 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,304 then Tim's Auto Body and now Diana's Floral? 423 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:01,706 I mean what is this? 424 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,691 I don't get it. 425 00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:05,675 Do you even realize that we are the laughing stock 426 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,844 of this league? 427 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,148 Every time you throw a gutter or miss a spare, 428 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,517 you guys just laugh if off and it's not funny. 429 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,286 I mean I've tried to help you guys, right? 430 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,188 I mean Ted, I bought you finger grips. 431 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,456 Where the hell they at? 432 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,160 Fred, I bought you lessons. 433 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,678 Bob. 434 00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:25,195 Bob you know if anybody was on my side, 435 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,315 I thought it'd be you. 436 00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,433 I bought you a wrist guard and you don't even wear it. 437 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,439 - Well why don't you quit? - No. 438 00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,275 Winners don't quit, Ted. 439 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,910 Winners win. 440 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,544 - I honestly don't give a shit about winning. 441 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,230 - Yeah, man. 442 00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:43,914 Do you know how much shit I have to deal with at home? 443 00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,250 I don't need extra pressure, I don't want stress. 444 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:48,886 I come here to drink beers and catch up with my guys. 445 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,890 - Hey, I forgot to tell you guys. 446 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,792 My dual hood grill just showed up. 447 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,594 It's incredible. 448 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:01,599 - Oh man, I am so jealous right now. 449 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:06,871 (foreboding intriguing music) 450 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,509 (camera clicking) 451 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,511 (soft swing music) (singers vocalizing) 452 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,763 - I'm kinda tired. 453 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,366 - Yeah, I'm kinda tired too. 454 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,468 Maybe tomorrow. 455 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,371 - Definitely tomorrow. 456 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:43,908 (Corey sighing) 457 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,676 - Wow, you were totally right. 458 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,012 This definitely beats happy hour. 459 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,880 You know serial killers hang out here, right? 460 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,582 - Okay look, you didn't have to come. 461 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,784 I told you I had to get the track lighting. 462 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,454 - Listen to yourself. 463 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,722 You've been on like this Joan of Arc, 464 00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:58,989 mother of misery routine for a week. 465 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,792 - Here we go. 466 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,593 - I'm just saying I get why you're depressed. 467 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,394 You get up, go to work, you come home. 468 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,964 You watch "Dance Mom" for 12 hours, 469 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,933 then you pass out and do it all over again. 470 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,802 It's enough to make anybody miserable. 471 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,670 - If I lied to you and told you I was miserable, 472 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,725 would that make you stop? 473 00:21:13,726 --> 00:21:14,779 - I don't want you to be miserable. 474 00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:15,833 I just want you to be that Pam 475 00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:16,887 that I used to know, you know? 476 00:21:16,888 --> 00:21:17,941 The Pam who was like it's four p.m., who cares? 477 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:21,445 Let's go get drunk or let's go on a crazy shopping spree 478 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,547 even though we both have no money in our bank accounts. 479 00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,651 The Pam that just had that like joie de vivre. 480 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,853 - Brianna, I am happy. 481 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,088 Look, you just don't understand 482 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,322 what it's like to be in a relationship. 483 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,508 There's a lot going on. 484 00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,693 Corey and I've gotta you know finish stuff with the house. 485 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,562 We're decorating rooms, refinishing hardwood, 486 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,298 installing track lighting. 487 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,501 It's a lot. 488 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:45,502 You know, there's just not enough time for joie de vivre. 489 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,605 - Okay, well we better make some time for margaritas 490 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,307 'cause this bitch is craving. 491 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,308 - Okay. 492 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,993 - (scoffs) I wish you would've married James Bond 493 00:21:51,994 --> 00:21:53,677 instead of James Bland. 494 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,645 - James Bond? 495 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,814 James Bond, really? 496 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,982 'Cause he was an emotionally unstable womanizing alcoholic. 497 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,718 - Yeah, but that's kinda hot. 498 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:05,089 - Wow, this place is amazing. 499 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,658 How come we've never hung out here before? 500 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,360 - You're not funny. 501 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,184 - You're wrong. 502 00:22:11,185 --> 00:22:13,007 You see I'm Rodney fuckin' Dangerfield, man. 503 00:22:13,008 --> 00:22:14,830 I'm tellin' you comedy is tragedy and this place 504 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,301 is fucking depressing. 505 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:18,868 - I warned you I had to pick up a light package, right? 506 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,271 You knew what you were gettin' into. 507 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,672 - Yeah, you warned me all right 508 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,408 and all this really excites you. 509 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:26,877 - Yes, this really excites me. 510 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,881 - Damn, you need a vacation. 511 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:31,882 - What? 512 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,618 - A vacation. 513 00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,353 A place you can swim with dolphins, 514 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:39,390 squirrel suit off a cliff, hovercraft over a lake. 515 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,360 I don't know, just anything to feel your mojo 516 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:47,498 that's so obviously been neutered by this suburban insanity. 517 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,368 - Yeah well, I'd love to go to some tropical destination 518 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,503 with warm sunshine and cold drinks, Smuts. 519 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,971 But what problems does that solve? 520 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:57,074 (cellphone buzzing) 521 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,962 Hello. 522 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,980 (whimsical music) 523 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,415 What the hell, I'm here now. 524 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:06,951 Well why would you have me come here 525 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,953 if you were gonna get it? 526 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,056 (sighs) Okay. 527 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:17,528 - (whistles) You really do have a lotta problems. 528 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:19,497 - Spy means nothin'. 529 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:23,167 - Yeah well, you're not a spy anymore. 530 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,853 (light clanking) 531 00:23:25,854 --> 00:23:27,537 - I feel like we should take a trip somewhere, 532 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:28,406 get outta here. 533 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:29,774 - Go where? 534 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,075 - I don't know, anywhere. 535 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,713 England, France, Nepal. 536 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,065 - Cool. - Yeah, 537 00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:38,416 instead of reading and tryin' to replicate, 538 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,101 you know let's go. 539 00:23:40,102 --> 00:23:41,785 Boots on the ground, taste the food, see Mount Everest. 540 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,788 Just escape. 541 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,491 - I've always wanted to see Mount Everest. 542 00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:49,126 - Could cash in some airline miles, 543 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,095 go for a week, just enough time to recharge. 544 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,830 - Refresh. - Invigorate. 545 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,167 Just forget about all our troubles, you know? 546 00:23:56,169 --> 00:23:57,134 - What troubles? 547 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,205 - Not troubles, just stresses. 548 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,608 Life's little crosses we all have to bear. 549 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,227 - Yeah? 550 00:24:06,228 --> 00:24:07,845 But we agreed that we'd spend money on the house 551 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:10,214 instead of carelessly dropping out on vacations. 552 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,949 I mean for instance, 553 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,683 we still have to install the track lighting. 554 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,188 - Yeah, but do we really want the track lighting? 555 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:19,457 - Of course we want the track lighting. 556 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,692 It's part of the lighting package that we picked out. 557 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,494 And if we don't have that, 558 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,029 what is the point of having this island 559 00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,914 in the kitchen without the island? 560 00:24:26,915 --> 00:24:28,798 Where are we gonna put the stools that we had pre-ordered? 561 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,235 Without stools, where's everyone gonna congregate 562 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:32,478 at the dinner party? 563 00:24:32,479 --> 00:24:33,720 - What dinner party? 564 00:24:33,721 --> 00:24:34,962 - Corey. - What? 565 00:24:34,963 --> 00:24:36,204 - We're gonna have a lot of dinner parties. 566 00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:37,208 - We are? 567 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:39,677 - Yeah. 568 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,482 (soft bossa nova music) 569 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:57,194 (Corey grunting and thudding) (birds chirping) 570 00:24:57,196 --> 00:25:01,165 (intriguing foreboding music) 571 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:05,002 (Corey wincing) 572 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:14,178 - What the hell is this? 573 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:19,016 - This is an intervention. 574 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,618 - [Spies] Hi, Corey. 575 00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:23,654 - (chuckles) An intervention. 576 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,156 What the fuck do I need an intervention for, Smuts? 577 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:28,993 - Listen man, we know you're miserable. 578 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:30,044 - Miserable? 579 00:25:30,045 --> 00:25:31,094 No, I am not miserable. 580 00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:32,663 My life is great. 581 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:33,864 - We've been watching. 582 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,100 Your life sucks. 583 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,735 - You've been spying on me. 584 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:38,669 - We're spies. 585 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:39,737 That's what we do. 586 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:40,771 - Oh my god. 587 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:42,573 - We wouldn't be true spies 588 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:45,042 if we allowed you to waste away like this. 589 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,011 - Yeah, so you decided to shoot me. 590 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,279 Great. 591 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,546 - I had to test the new tranq gun. 592 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,684 (soft intriguing music) 593 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:54,852 - Who the hell is this? 594 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,921 - Remora aka Suckerfish. 595 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,806 Smuts gave me the code name. 596 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:00,690 After you left, he brought me into handle the grunt work 597 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:01,776 he didn't wanna do. 598 00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:02,860 Isn't that right, Smuts? 599 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,963 - Yeah, thanks. 600 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,234 I mean he's my minion basically. 601 00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:14,605 - As much as I appreciate being dragged 602 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:16,974 all the way down here and told my life sucks, 603 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:19,043 you're wrong. 604 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,678 I love my life. 605 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,313 I love that I get to wake up every morning, 606 00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:23,981 go to work and come home. 607 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,249 No chance of being shot. 608 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,717 No chance of being blown up. 609 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:28,369 Now call me crazy, 610 00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:30,020 but the change is actually quite refreshing. 611 00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:34,191 (gun cocking) 612 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,093 Really? 613 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,196 - Corey, this is a safe place. 614 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:41,415 - Why do you keep talking like that? 615 00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,633 - Corey, Smuts and I wanted to create a circle of trust 616 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:44,835 so you felt comfortable. 617 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:45,803 - Corey, 618 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:49,873 there's somebody we'd like you to meet. 619 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:52,276 - Oh, fantastic. (door clanking) 620 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,612 Fine, but then I'm leaving. 621 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:57,982 - Okay, thank you. 622 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,820 (wheelchair squeaking) 623 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,031 - Corey, my name is Dr. Studebaker 624 00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,633 and I have been doing some analysis 625 00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:19,036 on the field research I was provided. (snaps) 626 00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:20,638 I prepared a few images. 627 00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:23,007 (slides clicking) (soft bossa nova music) 628 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:24,008 Frustration, 629 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:26,944 anger. 630 00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:30,564 - Big one. 631 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:31,214 - [Dr. Studebaker] Denial 632 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,886 and finally, acceptance. 633 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:42,326 - (claps) Bravo, Smuts. 634 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,294 You put a few pictures together, what's the point? 635 00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,997 - My point is the reason you can't settle into suburban life 636 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,766 has nothing to do with the life itself. 637 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,668 - Oh, well I can maintain an erection 638 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:51,802 if that's what you're gettin' at. 639 00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,671 - I know, we have the slides. 640 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,675 Corey, you have unfinished business. 641 00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:00,277 - What the hell are you talkin' about? 642 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,346 - You failed your last mission 643 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:05,349 and rather than face your failure, what did you do? 644 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:06,717 You ran away. 645 00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:09,987 I believe that failure's causing these strong emotions 646 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,989 of frustration in your present life 647 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:15,826 and until you succeed at a final mission, 648 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:17,861 you won't be able to settle into 649 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:20,064 a peaceful and tranquil existence. 650 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,968 - Well, thank you very, very much 651 00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:26,470 for the psychobabble bullshit. 652 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:27,938 But trust me when I tell you 653 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:30,274 my life is perfectly fine, okay? 654 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:33,110 And the last thing I need is to chase some lunatic 655 00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:34,712 half way across the globe. 656 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:37,147 - You know, you wouldn't have to go far. 657 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:38,248 The mission's here. 658 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:40,250 Egan's back. 659 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,886 (soft intriguing music) 660 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,405 - Great. 661 00:28:44,406 --> 00:28:45,923 Then you won't have to go far to get him, will ya? 662 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,791 - Egan recently got married 663 00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:51,061 and is mysteriously honeymooning here. 664 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:54,398 We believe he's tryin' to acquire plans for a weapon 665 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,866 from a local sell. 666 00:28:55,868 --> 00:29:01,739 (intense foreboding music) (slides clicking) 667 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:08,245 We've arranged for you to come back for this one mission. 668 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,081 You start tomorrow. 669 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:16,854 - What the hell don't you understand, Smuts? 670 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,288 I'm just not interested, okay? 671 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:20,124 - Corey, they're only doing this 672 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,492 because they care about you. 673 00:29:21,494 --> 00:29:22,960 They want to help. 674 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:25,396 - I don't need their help 675 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:27,831 and I damn sure don't need this fucking intervention. 676 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:28,832 - Okay. 677 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:40,043 (soft somber music) 678 00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:55,359 (seagulls squawking) (helicopter blades whirring) 679 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:01,932 (soft patriotic music) 680 00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,934 - Lemme guess, 681 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,803 the shrink was right and you're only doing this 682 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:08,038 so you can settle down in your married life? 683 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,473 - I hate you. 684 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:10,541 - Welcome back. 685 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:17,080 - Egan's set to arrive Friday before noon. 686 00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:20,851 He'll be stayin' in a suite at the Pines Hotel 687 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:23,821 and unlike your perfect marriage, 688 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:25,956 we're convinced his is a cover. 689 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:27,391 - So what's our strategy? 690 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,359 - You're to mirror his every move. 691 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:32,196 You've come in town for your honeymoon 692 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:34,231 and will be stayin' in adjacent suite 693 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,599 with one of our field agents 694 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:37,234 who's gonna pretend to be your wife. 695 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,236 - Hold on, hold on. 696 00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:41,237 You want me to pretend to be married to someone else? 697 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,890 - Yeah. 698 00:30:42,891 --> 00:30:44,541 - (chuckles softly) This is the best you guys 699 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,009 could come up with? 700 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:49,580 Wow you didn't drag me all the way down here for this 701 00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:50,547 did you, Smuts? 702 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,851 - Smuts has had me prepare the research 703 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:56,070 and all of our modeling confirms 704 00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:58,288 that pretending to be married gives us the greatest access. 705 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:02,109 - Relax, Corey. 706 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,094 You can still clip coupons, trim hedges 707 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,864 and come home to Pam every night. 708 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:09,900 I just need you to bond with Egan and his Mrs. 709 00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:14,538 and get the plans for a weapon that could wipe us all out. 710 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:17,074 We don't know what it is. 711 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:19,609 It could be a laser, it could be an atom bomb. 712 00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:21,512 I don't know. 713 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,413 I just know that lives are at risk! 714 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:26,450 Are you willing to have blood on your hands 715 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:29,353 because you're married all of a sudden?! 716 00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:33,957 That's on you, brother. 717 00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:39,680 - All right. 718 00:31:39,681 --> 00:31:42,465 Fine I'll do it, but I'm only doin' it for Pat. 719 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:46,270 (soft patriotic music) 720 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:49,339 - Once you befriend Egan and his new bride, 721 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:52,309 you should be close enough to use this. 722 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:55,312 (buttons beeping) 723 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:08,926 (machine whirring) 724 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:13,196 - Smuts told me to play around in a lab for a few weeks 725 00:32:13,198 --> 00:32:15,332 and I came up with this. 726 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:16,934 It's actually a visual lie detector. 727 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:17,818 See these buttons? 728 00:32:17,819 --> 00:32:18,701 Itty-bitty cameras. 729 00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:20,237 When you speak directly to Egan, 730 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:21,928 it'll scan his face, 731 00:32:21,929 --> 00:32:23,618 send that information back to these monitors 732 00:32:23,619 --> 00:32:25,308 where we can determine if he's lying or not. 733 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:27,177 - And we're sure this works. 734 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:30,514 - Corey, you ever think about leaving Pam? 735 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:33,150 - No, absolutely not. 736 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:35,085 (device buzzing) 737 00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:36,086 - It works. 738 00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:39,990 Let's make sure to fully weaponize Corey's house 739 00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:42,576 for his own protection. 740 00:32:42,577 --> 00:32:45,161 Oh and since you're back, we'll go ahead and pick up the tab 741 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:47,631 on your domestic beers. 742 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:52,135 (soft intriguing music) 743 00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,209 - Smuts, I'm on-site. 744 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,471 The preventative security measures 745 00:33:00,472 --> 00:33:01,732 are ready to be installed. 746 00:33:01,733 --> 00:33:02,993 You can count on me. 747 00:33:02,994 --> 00:33:04,254 I'm takin' care of business, doing it by the book: 748 00:33:04,255 --> 00:33:05,515 tackling objectives, checking boxes. 749 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,019 Smuts? 750 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:12,055 - [Rick] Where the hell is Corey? 751 00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:14,975 - He wanted me to tell you 752 00:33:14,976 --> 00:33:17,260 that he has set up several off-site meetings 753 00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:20,397 with potential buyers and that you should be proud of him 754 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,532 because he's thinkin' outside of the box. 755 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,385 - All right, get back to work. 756 00:33:25,386 --> 00:33:27,136 A-B-C, always be cardboarding. 757 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,376 - Here's your key. 758 00:33:32,377 --> 00:33:34,211 Agent Panzant's waiting for you inside. 759 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,079 I hear she's hot. 760 00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:38,215 - What's your point? 761 00:33:38,216 --> 00:33:40,350 - My point is it's your job to hook up with her. 762 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,419 - I'm married, remember? 763 00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:45,355 I'm only doin' this to get Egan, find closure. 764 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,656 - Uh-huh. 765 00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:48,158 - (scoffs) Trust me. 766 00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:49,659 Once this is over, it's gonna take my relationship 767 00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:51,160 to a whole other level, all right? 768 00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:52,162 - Sure. 769 00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:54,498 - Whoa hey, hold up. 770 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,433 You're not comin' in? 771 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:57,634 - Why would I do that? 772 00:33:57,636 --> 00:34:01,171 - I don't know, we just always worked together. 773 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:02,739 - Right. 774 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,376 Oh my gosh. 775 00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:09,713 Oh my gosh! 776 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,450 You're afraid to be alone in a room with a hot girl. 777 00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:17,354 What, are you afraid you're gonna give into the temptations 778 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:18,522 on the other side of that door? 779 00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:19,990 - All right, all right. 780 00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:21,457 - Like a real therapy session 781 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:24,127 where you're just takin' out your daily aggressions. 782 00:34:24,129 --> 00:34:26,413 - Is that how you do it? - Then when it's all done, 783 00:34:26,414 --> 00:34:28,698 you guys just lay in like a kiddie pool of your own sweat 784 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:33,336 in the middle of the bed exhausted, but feelin' good. 785 00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:35,338 Secret is safe with me, dude. 786 00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:37,607 Spy's honor. 787 00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:41,278 - You're an idiot. 788 00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:47,651 (sensual jazz music) 789 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:48,969 - I hope you don't mind. 790 00:34:48,970 --> 00:34:50,286 I'm a sort of a method spy. 791 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,824 - Method spy, huh? 792 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,358 - You know, like a method actress. 793 00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:57,761 I have to live it to be it. 794 00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,147 - Right. - And to be honest, 795 00:35:00,148 --> 00:35:02,532 our whole relationship, our marriage, 796 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:07,571 I'm just not really feeling it. 797 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:11,741 - Feeling what? - Us, together as a couple. 798 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,243 I mean, think about it. 799 00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:14,711 Would someone like me ever actually 800 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:16,179 be attracted to someone like you? 801 00:35:16,181 --> 00:35:17,747 - Oh okay, I see. 802 00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:19,583 Then how do you know someone like me 803 00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:21,418 would be attracted to someone like you? 804 00:35:23,489 --> 00:35:24,855 - 'Cause you look married. 805 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:30,828 - Okay. 806 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:33,130 ¶ Please don't give up on me ¶ 807 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,831 ¶ I know that ¶ 808 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:38,168 (cellphone buzzing) 809 00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:41,439 - Where are you? 810 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,740 Is everything okay? 811 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,041 - Everything's fine. 812 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,342 Everything's fine. 813 00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:46,643 I got a ton of work to do so don't wait up, okay? 814 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:50,280 (intriguing bongo music) 815 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:02,425 (glove squishing) 816 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:07,197 (razor scratching) 817 00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:10,867 (rhythmic orchestral music) 818 00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:18,642 - This is much better. 819 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:22,379 - I'm not agreeing, but I'm not disagreeing. 820 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:24,114 - I totally think we should be one of those couples 821 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:25,848 who just can't keep their hands off each other. 822 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,250 (hand smacking) 823 00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,386 See you at nine tomorrow. 824 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,521 - Yeah, see you at nine. 825 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,591 Smuts, fill me in. 826 00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:35,559 Gimme the details. 827 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,526 What's the skinny? 828 00:36:37,930 --> 00:36:40,730 - I had to buy 50k in boxes from Corey, 829 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,966 so his boss wouldn't get suspicious. 830 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:44,284 - Got it. 831 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,601 Did you consider spacing out the deliveries 832 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:46,836 to make it look more legitimate? 833 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,205 Just an idea. 834 00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:49,839 You wanna grab a beer after this? 835 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:53,610 Smuts? 836 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,949 - Corey? - You're still up. 837 00:36:58,951 --> 00:37:00,483 - Yeah, I couldn't sleep. 838 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:04,838 What?! 839 00:37:04,839 --> 00:37:05,888 - What, what's goin' on? 840 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,558 - Your hair. 841 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,763 - Oh yeah, got it cut. 842 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,765 Just thought a little style couldn't hurt. 843 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,834 - But it's kinda ridiculous. 844 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:21,104 - All right, so maybe she went a little overboard. 845 00:37:21,105 --> 00:37:22,871 I don't see why you have to freak out about it. 846 00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:23,740 - I'm not freaking out. 847 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,975 - A little bit. 848 00:37:24,977 --> 00:37:26,432 - Okay, I am. 849 00:37:26,433 --> 00:37:27,888 But if I suddenly came home 850 00:37:27,889 --> 00:37:29,344 with some weird and crazy hairdo, you'd freak out too. 851 00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,070 - You did. 852 00:37:31,071 --> 00:37:32,793 You cut your hair short. 853 00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:34,516 - Okay wait, you're saying you don't like my hair? 854 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:36,953 - What? 855 00:37:36,954 --> 00:37:38,487 - When I came home with it cut, you said you loved my hair. 856 00:37:38,488 --> 00:37:40,021 - What was I supposed to say, Pam? 857 00:37:40,022 --> 00:37:41,555 Wow honey, did you just join the Marines? 858 00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:43,660 - Oh okay, I'm sorry. 859 00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:44,960 I didn't realize that our relationship 860 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:48,031 was one based on looks alone. 861 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:48,932 - You know what I'm tryin' to say. 862 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:50,267 - No, I don't. 863 00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:53,937 Something else you haven't told me yet? 864 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,940 - No. (sighs) 865 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,676 - What is going on?! 866 00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:00,844 - (grunts) What's goin' on? 867 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,412 What's wrong? 868 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:03,713 - Your chest. 869 00:38:06,018 --> 00:38:08,551 - Oh yeah, I used a little men's hair body removal cream. 870 00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:09,986 What's the big deal? - Oh my god. 871 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,921 - What? - Nothing, it's just 872 00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:16,593 you call me to tell me that you're working late 873 00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:19,996 and little did I know that you were on your way to the spa, 874 00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:21,965 turning yourself into a metrosexual. 875 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:29,773 Everything just seems a little bit suspicious, that's all. 876 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:32,709 - Nothing is going on 877 00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,410 that needs to make you suspicious, okay? 878 00:38:41,386 --> 00:38:45,055 (Corey breathing heavily) (button clicking) 879 00:38:45,057 --> 00:38:48,525 (electricity buzzing) 880 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:54,831 (laser blasting) (tub clanking) 881 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:55,932 - What was that? 882 00:38:57,736 --> 00:38:59,903 - Just somethin' else I'm gonna have to fix. 883 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:03,473 (soft foreboding music) 884 00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:05,725 - Oh god, it's not happening. 885 00:39:05,726 --> 00:39:06,875 It can't be happening. 886 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:08,695 Oh, it's happening. 887 00:39:08,696 --> 00:39:09,745 He's having an affair. 888 00:39:11,616 --> 00:39:13,616 - Well fuckin' duh, dude. 889 00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:15,135 God, it'd be so much easier 890 00:39:15,136 --> 00:39:16,653 if his ass didn't look so good in jeans. 891 00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:18,355 - I mean where the fuck did it go wrong? 892 00:39:18,357 --> 00:39:19,656 - Where did it go wrong? 893 00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:21,008 I mean come on, look at the guy. 894 00:39:21,009 --> 00:39:22,359 He sells fuckin' boxes for a living. 895 00:39:22,361 --> 00:39:23,702 He's desperate. 896 00:39:23,703 --> 00:39:25,044 Of course he's gonna fall for some firm ass model 897 00:39:25,045 --> 00:39:26,386 who lives for alcohol and orgasms. 898 00:39:26,387 --> 00:39:27,728 He probably shocked he could get her. 899 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:29,116 I mean, I was shocked. 900 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,500 Come on, can you believe it? 901 00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:33,770 - But what should I do? 902 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,573 You know, do I steal his phone? 903 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:37,730 - Yes. 904 00:39:37,731 --> 00:39:38,886 - Hack into his email? - Fuck yeah. 905 00:39:38,887 --> 00:39:40,042 - I can't just spy on the guy. 906 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,411 - Oh, yes you can. 907 00:39:42,447 --> 00:39:43,113 - Really? 908 00:39:43,115 --> 00:39:44,047 But I can't. 909 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:44,980 - You can. - I shouldn't. 910 00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:46,183 - You should. 911 00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:47,384 - What am I even talking about? 912 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,585 I'm driving myself crazy. 913 00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:50,203 - It's okay. 914 00:39:50,204 --> 00:39:51,820 It's okay to go crazy 'cause he's a dick, okay? 915 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,656 And dicks make bitches crazy. 916 00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:56,626 Look at me, you need to spy on him. 917 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,061 That way you can catch him in the motel, 918 00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,529 you can kick down the door 919 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:00,996 and kick that collegiate nympho to the curb. 920 00:40:00,997 --> 00:40:02,463 I'll be there and I'll be videotaping everything. 921 00:40:02,464 --> 00:40:03,930 We'll put it on YouTube, we'll get a ton of views. 922 00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:04,934 It'll be great. 923 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:12,742 (painting clacking) (couple panting pleasurably) 924 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,481 (sensual jazz music) 925 00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:19,082 - The sound's drivin' me wild. 926 00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:22,685 - Are we really gonna sit here 927 00:40:22,687 --> 00:40:24,487 and listen to this shit all day? 928 00:40:26,158 --> 00:40:30,460 - Trust me, I've done a lotta sex stakeouts in my day. 929 00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:31,928 Either Egan's a really good spy 930 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,531 or homeboy's really fuckin'. 931 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,073 Get the camera. - Excuse me. 932 00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:45,909 - Told you I'm method. 933 00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:47,811 My character's in the mood. 934 00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:49,712 - All right, I am not method and my character-- 935 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,749 - Actually this is a really bad angle for you. 936 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:55,151 Can you just crane your neck to left a little bit? 937 00:40:55,153 --> 00:40:56,503 - What the hell are you doin'? 938 00:40:56,504 --> 00:40:57,854 - Huh? - You better not be gentle. 939 00:40:57,856 --> 00:40:59,789 - (chuckles) C'mon, man. 940 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,723 This is for my Christmas party blooper reel. 941 00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:03,860 Remember that footage I got of you and Graciela 942 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:04,915 from two years ago? 943 00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:05,969 - Smuts, how many times do I have to tell you 944 00:41:05,970 --> 00:41:07,023 that I am fuckin' married? 945 00:41:07,024 --> 00:41:08,077 - Personally, I think open relationships 946 00:41:08,078 --> 00:41:09,131 are quite progressive. 947 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:12,602 - Wow you're a real freak, aren't you? 948 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,771 Just shut up and point the camera, all right? 949 00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:16,873 Now if you could just get a little closer, 950 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:18,608 make it feel real. 951 00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:19,876 (cellphone buzzing) 952 00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:21,511 - Hello? 953 00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:23,046 Hey, baby. 954 00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:24,580 - No no no, we'll never use any of this wife stuff. 955 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:25,615 It's not that kind of a movie. 956 00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:27,284 - What am I up to? 957 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,952 Just bangin' lots of boxes. 958 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:30,220 - There we go. 959 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:31,487 - No no no no, do not do that. 960 00:41:31,490 --> 00:41:33,068 Do not do that. 961 00:41:33,069 --> 00:41:34,647 I will do it in 15 minutes and I'll be there. 962 00:41:34,648 --> 00:41:36,226 - Just bring it down a little bit please. 963 00:41:36,228 --> 00:41:37,827 - Okay, bye. 964 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:41,030 Listen as much fun as this is, I have to go. 965 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:42,165 - Now? - Now? 966 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,417 - Yeah, now. 967 00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:44,668 You're the one who told me 968 00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:45,919 not to let Pam get suspicious, remember? 969 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,170 - (scoffs) You totally killed it. 970 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,538 - Well Smuts can fill in. 971 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:49,606 Have a blast. 972 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:50,624 - You can't leave. 973 00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:51,641 We're in the middle of a mission. 974 00:41:51,643 --> 00:41:52,909 - So am I. 975 00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:54,911 It's called savin' my marriage. 976 00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:58,915 - Sound like a mission impossible, right? 977 00:42:17,802 --> 00:42:19,969 - What, that's stainless. 978 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,804 Thought we talked about brushed nickel. 979 00:42:21,806 --> 00:42:24,541 - Oh, well we changed our mind. 980 00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:27,944 - But the brushed nickel goes with the vanity hangers. 981 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:30,146 - Yeah, I'm changing the vanity hangers. 982 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:32,682 - So then what's the purpose of me being here, Pam? 983 00:42:32,684 --> 00:42:34,083 - I wanted your input. 984 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:38,655 (shopping cart rattling) 985 00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:42,058 (soft intriguing music) 986 00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:52,035 (foreboding music) 987 00:42:57,309 --> 00:43:00,877 (soft intriguing music) 988 00:43:03,114 --> 00:43:04,347 - Get here. 989 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:07,684 (both grunting) 990 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:09,836 Where's the gun? 991 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,987 Where is it?! (breathes heavily) 992 00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:21,164 (scanner beeping) 993 00:43:22,901 --> 00:43:25,001 - What the hell was that? - What? 994 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:27,070 Nothing, gonna be fine. 995 00:43:29,674 --> 00:43:32,141 - Corey, you just had a guy in a headlock. 996 00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:34,210 - You know it's better to be safe than sorry, right? 997 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,945 - I mean imagine if someone we knew 998 00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,714 had seen you acting like that. 999 00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:39,499 (cellphone buzzing) 1000 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,283 Never would've come to one of our dinner parties. 1001 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:42,819 - What dinner parties? 1002 00:43:45,624 --> 00:43:46,990 Hey, Rick. 1003 00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:49,392 - Corey, get your ass in the office now. 1004 00:43:49,394 --> 00:43:51,127 - Okay, I'm on my way. 1005 00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:55,031 I gotta get back to the office, I'll see you then? 1006 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:55,999 - Sure. 1007 00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:59,302 (soft intriguing music) 1008 00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:00,770 - Nice hair. 1009 00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:01,804 - Nice clothes. 1010 00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:05,074 - Nice ass. 1011 00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:07,043 - You wanted to see me there, Rick? 1012 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:12,649 - Cardboard Corey's back. 1013 00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:16,052 - He is. 1014 00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:17,387 - Goin' to Pines Hotel. 1015 00:44:17,389 --> 00:44:19,789 Three days, two nights, all-expense paid. 1016 00:44:20,725 --> 00:44:21,791 - Boy, the Pines. 1017 00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:24,394 I don't know what to say. 1018 00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:25,928 - You think you're shocked. 1019 00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:27,347 - I couldn't believe it 1020 00:44:27,348 --> 00:44:28,765 when that 10,000 box order came through. 1021 00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:30,850 - 10,000. 1022 00:44:30,851 --> 00:44:32,934 - You broke the company record, broke my record. 1023 00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:36,072 You damn near broke the world record. 1024 00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:37,707 How'd you do it? 1025 00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:39,242 - Oh you know, Rick. 1026 00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:41,227 I just took your advice 1027 00:44:41,228 --> 00:44:43,211 and (clicks) thought outside the box. 1028 00:44:43,214 --> 00:44:45,982 - Mm-hmm, well you're not gettin' off that easy. 1029 00:44:46,751 --> 00:44:48,206 - I'm not? 1030 00:44:48,207 --> 00:44:49,662 - Starting today, I'm gonna have the rest of the guys 1031 00:44:49,663 --> 00:44:51,118 follow us to your meetings. 1032 00:44:51,122 --> 00:44:53,189 You know, see how a real professional does it. 1033 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:54,357 - Wow Rick, you know. 1034 00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:57,377 I don't want the other guys to know. 1035 00:44:57,378 --> 00:44:58,828 You know I like to work alone. 1036 00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:00,096 Just me, you know? 1037 00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:01,363 It helps me kinda focus in. 1038 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,167 - Takes teamwork to make a dream work. 1039 00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:08,738 You did watch tape two, right? 1040 00:45:11,142 --> 00:45:12,175 - Yeah. 1041 00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:14,210 (rhythmic drum music) 1042 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:16,244 - Hey Corey, congrats on that hotel thing. 1043 00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:17,730 - [Corey] Yeah thanks a lot, Bob. 1044 00:45:17,731 --> 00:45:19,214 - I thought I was gonna win this year. 1045 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:21,851 But 10,000 boxes, huh? 1046 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,233 That's somethin'. 1047 00:45:26,234 --> 00:45:27,611 - Trust me, it's nothin'. 1048 00:45:27,612 --> 00:45:28,989 - Yeah, but I don't need a five-star suite. 1049 00:45:28,993 --> 00:45:31,828 Just another place my wife wouldn't have sex with me. 1050 00:45:33,364 --> 00:45:34,897 - Okay, yeah. 1051 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,199 - We'll see you tonight. 1052 00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:39,001 - Tonight? - Bowling, remember? 1053 00:45:39,003 --> 00:45:40,336 Got the tournament, Diana's Floral. 1054 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,204 - Shit. 1055 00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:42,305 Yeah, right. 1056 00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:43,405 Of course, I'll see you guys there. 1057 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,511 - I told you to be here at 6:03. 1058 00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:51,013 It's 6:10, where the hell were you? 1059 00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:52,348 - Oh I'm sorry, Smuts. 1060 00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:54,283 Before your little intervention, 1061 00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:57,286 I had something called a life that I had to deal with. 1062 00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:59,155 - I always just called it pitiful. 1063 00:45:59,157 --> 00:46:00,423 - How tight are these? 1064 00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:02,992 (Corey grunting) 1065 00:46:02,994 --> 00:46:04,644 Well it's funny you say that 1066 00:46:04,645 --> 00:46:06,295 because this whole time I've been dealin' with the fact 1067 00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:11,434 that you bought 10,000 boxes from me in one day. 1068 00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:13,937 What happened to the fact that I told you to space it out, 1069 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,004 you know make it look legit? 1070 00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:16,406 - What'd you expect me to do, 1071 00:46:16,407 --> 00:46:17,807 go in and fill out a form every day? 1072 00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:18,941 I'm not gonna waste my time. 1073 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,443 I've got things to do. 1074 00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:22,095 - Things to do. 1075 00:46:22,096 --> 00:46:23,746 Oh, that's great. 1076 00:46:23,747 --> 00:46:25,397 Well just so you know thanks to you, 1077 00:46:25,398 --> 00:46:27,048 now I'm dealing with heat from home, heat from work. 1078 00:46:27,051 --> 00:46:28,317 - Actually, I'm in heat. 1079 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,287 Is that odd? 1080 00:46:33,057 --> 00:46:35,925 (computer whirring) 1081 00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:38,461 Actually, I'm in heat. - Yes. 1082 00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:41,431 - Goddammit. 1083 00:46:41,432 --> 00:46:43,065 All right, let's get our head in the game. 1084 00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:46,335 Claudia and Egan's restaurant reservation is for seven p.m. 1085 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,306 - How come your suit fits? 1086 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:51,507 - Oh, thank you. 1087 00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:55,478 (birds chirping) 1088 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:59,215 - [Brianna] He is not even going to recognize you. 1089 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,927 - Brianna, I look like a hooker. 1090 00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,361 I'm supposed to be undercover, 1091 00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:14,430 not auditioning for strip clubs. 1092 00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:19,468 Look, every year when I wanted to start my own business, 1093 00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:22,905 I would go out and buy something smart, sophisticated. 1094 00:47:22,907 --> 00:47:25,842 Something that says I mean business. 1095 00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:28,144 So this is me. 1096 00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:31,514 I'm finally saying I mean business. 1097 00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,416 - I love it. 1098 00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:35,317 You just need to hire my lip girl and you're done. 1099 00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:38,120 - God, who am I kidding? 1100 00:47:38,122 --> 00:47:39,055 I can't do this. 1101 00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:39,989 I don't want to do this. 1102 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,525 This is not who I am. 1103 00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:45,361 - Pam, you listen to me, okay? 1104 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,463 You need to reclaim yourself. 1105 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:50,266 You are a sexy, wild bitch. 1106 00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:54,103 - That would be embarrassing. 1107 00:47:54,105 --> 00:47:56,639 Some risks aren't worth taking. 1108 00:47:57,942 --> 00:48:01,510 (sensual jazz music) (glasses clinking) 1109 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:03,012 - You see 'em? 1110 00:48:03,014 --> 00:48:04,280 - Oh you mean the sexy couple 1111 00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:05,547 that's actually having a good time? 1112 00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:15,075 Vodka, meat. - Club soda. 1113 00:48:15,076 --> 00:48:16,259 - He'll have a martini. 1114 00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:18,427 - Club soda. - Straight up with a twist. 1115 00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:23,432 - What are you doin'? 1116 00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:24,951 - What are you doing? 1117 00:48:24,952 --> 00:48:26,469 You know, you should be believable as my husband. 1118 00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:28,221 - Believable? 1119 00:48:28,222 --> 00:48:29,972 Let's not forget I'm the one who's married here. 1120 00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:31,685 - Oh please. 1121 00:48:31,686 --> 00:48:33,397 Another big night for you at home 1122 00:48:33,398 --> 00:48:35,109 is probably watching reruns and eating leftovers, 1123 00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:36,479 but our marriage is not stuck 1124 00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:38,147 on opposite sides of the bed. 1125 00:48:38,149 --> 00:48:39,649 - Oh trust me, darling. 1126 00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:41,150 My marriage happens all over the bed. 1127 00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:46,389 - Thank you. 1128 00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:48,524 Cheers. 1129 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:54,330 (glasses clinking) (Alexandria chuckling softly) 1130 00:48:54,332 --> 00:48:55,598 Okay, big picture. 1131 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,999 We need to connect with Egan, 1132 00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:58,601 so you need to connect with me. 1133 00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:00,670 So drink up, look at me like you wanna fuck me 1134 00:49:00,672 --> 00:49:02,972 and check your baggage with the bellhop. 1135 00:49:03,975 --> 00:49:05,642 - What baggage? 1136 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,310 - What do you mean, what baggage? 1137 00:49:07,311 --> 00:49:08,978 Remember Corey, this is your intervention. 1138 00:49:10,214 --> 00:49:12,148 - You knew about that. 1139 00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:15,351 (sensual jazz music) 1140 00:49:17,956 --> 00:49:19,288 - Has anyone considered they might actually 1141 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,090 just be here on their honeymoon? 1142 00:49:23,594 --> 00:49:25,461 - No chance. 1143 00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:27,329 Everything they do is too connected, forced. 1144 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:32,368 Trust me, that's not what married people do. 1145 00:49:33,104 --> 00:49:34,103 - Ooh. 1146 00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:48,017 - What are you doin'? 1147 00:49:48,019 --> 00:49:49,018 - What? 1148 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:51,988 Should I stop? 1149 00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:58,627 Is it bad? 1150 00:49:58,629 --> 00:49:59,628 Huh? 1151 00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:05,301 Is it not what married people do? 1152 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:08,504 - Alex, sit down. 1153 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,106 - Why? 1154 00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:12,408 - Because you're drawing attention. 1155 00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:13,509 - Really? - Yeah. 1156 00:50:14,278 --> 00:50:15,511 - Who's looking at me? 1157 00:50:17,382 --> 00:50:18,681 Are the waiters watching? 1158 00:50:19,484 --> 00:50:20,750 What about Egan? 1159 00:50:22,286 --> 00:50:23,586 Is he watching? 1160 00:50:25,056 --> 00:50:26,789 What about you? 1161 00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:28,557 Are you watching? 1162 00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:30,159 - You're gonna blow this. 1163 00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:31,160 - Oh, you. 1164 00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:35,297 (sensual jazz music) 1165 00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:42,471 (Alexandria thudding) 1166 00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:58,554 (hands smacking) (intense tribal drumming) 1167 00:51:03,327 --> 00:51:06,529 (sensual jazz music) 1168 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:13,302 (intense electro music) 1169 00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:39,162 Get up. 1170 00:51:39,163 --> 00:51:41,497 (rhythmic saxophone music) 1171 00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:11,393 (Alexandria sighing) 1172 00:52:11,395 --> 00:52:15,397 (Alexandria chuckling softly) 1173 00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:41,157 (sensual jazz music) 1174 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:47,096 I'm sorry I borrowed your husband, 1175 00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:48,663 but this place was a little dead. 1176 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,825 - Are you kidding? 1177 00:52:50,826 --> 00:52:52,051 That was the most fun we've had on our honeymoon. 1178 00:52:52,052 --> 00:52:53,277 - Wait, you're on your honeymoon? 1179 00:52:53,278 --> 00:52:54,503 We're on our honeymoon. 1180 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,838 - Shut up. - Yeah. 1181 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,841 - Shut up. - Oh, I love you. 1182 00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:01,343 Hopefully we'll see you guys some more. 1183 00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:03,846 - Well we're gonna be hanging by the pool tomorrow. 1184 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:05,481 Just drop on by. 1185 00:53:05,483 --> 00:53:06,849 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1186 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,216 - I hope you don't mind if we turn in. 1187 00:53:08,217 --> 00:53:09,583 I just got super tired. 1188 00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:13,322 (Alexandria chuckling) 1189 00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:14,323 - Bye. 1190 00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:22,464 Okay, so now we have a pool date with them tomorrow. 1191 00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:24,767 I guess you convinced them you wanna fuck me. 1192 00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:27,236 (watch beeping) 1193 00:53:27,238 --> 00:53:28,504 - Shit, I gotta go. 1194 00:53:28,506 --> 00:53:30,272 - Go where?! 1195 00:53:30,274 --> 00:53:33,676 - Bowling tournament. - Pfft. (chuckles) 1196 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,380 - You guys shoulda seen this Home & Garden Show. 1197 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:40,282 Took up the entire Civic Center. 1198 00:53:40,284 --> 00:53:44,620 I mean they had pools, tubs, lawn care, everything. 1199 00:53:44,622 --> 00:53:46,455 I even won a raffle. 1200 00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:47,756 - What'd you win? 1201 00:53:47,758 --> 00:53:50,292 - Leaf blower, a good one too. 1202 00:53:50,294 --> 00:53:51,894 - Nice. - No shit. 1203 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,495 - You're excited about a leaf blower, Bob? 1204 00:53:54,298 --> 00:53:55,965 - And you'll be too. 1205 00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:57,633 Come fall all those trees in your yard, 1206 00:53:57,635 --> 00:53:59,902 you're gonna be beggin' me to borrow it. 1207 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:02,805 - No, I just mean there's gotta be more 1208 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,873 to get excited about, right? 1209 00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,543 Leaf blowers and goddamn home shows, is that it? 1210 00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:10,246 - It's an acquired appreciation. 1211 00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:14,350 - Look, all I'm sayin' is you guys even notice 1212 00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:16,552 that all we ever talk about is the yard 1213 00:54:16,554 --> 00:54:19,488 or adding a deck or buying a new grill? 1214 00:54:20,891 --> 00:54:22,908 There's got to be more to life 1215 00:54:22,909 --> 00:54:24,926 than the fuckin' hardware store, am I right? 1216 00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:29,048 - No, not really. 1217 00:54:29,049 --> 00:54:30,499 The only thing that excited me last year 1218 00:54:30,501 --> 00:54:32,635 was when I put a kegerator in my garage. 1219 00:54:32,637 --> 00:54:34,003 - [Fred] That was awesome. 1220 00:54:37,275 --> 00:54:40,442 - So you're tellin' me that this is all there is to life? 1221 00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:43,712 What we're livin' right here, right now, this is it? 1222 00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,548 - Yeah, how hard is it? 1223 00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:48,267 You get married. 1224 00:54:48,268 --> 00:54:49,985 You watch each other go to complete hell. 1225 00:54:49,987 --> 00:54:52,688 Have a kid maybe two, stop having sex. 1226 00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:54,990 Save for retirement, get the golden handshake. 1227 00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:57,026 Play golf on the weekends. 1228 00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:59,061 Take a dick pill, realize that was a mistake. 1229 00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:00,996 Pick out where you want your ashes scattered, 1230 00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:04,533 leave everything to the kids and hopefully you know, 1231 00:55:04,535 --> 00:55:06,769 a lotta people show up at your funeral. 1232 00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:08,671 - I'll come to your funeral, Fred. 1233 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,657 - Thanks, Ted. 1234 00:55:11,658 --> 00:55:13,875 - Corey, it's not like there's some grand adventure 1235 00:55:13,878 --> 00:55:15,778 out there waiting for us. 1236 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:18,347 (Ted gulping) 1237 00:55:18,349 --> 00:55:20,749 We're just livin' life like everyone else. 1238 00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:23,719 - And you guys are okay with that? 1239 00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:27,089 (soft intriguing music) 1240 00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:28,457 - [All] Yeah. 1241 00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:30,459 - Aren't you? 1242 00:55:33,397 --> 00:55:35,331 - Yeah, 'course I am. 1243 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:48,744 - You're home late. 1244 00:55:49,613 --> 00:55:50,612 - I had bowling. 1245 00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:52,681 - Really? 1246 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,383 Then why were there two messages 1247 00:55:54,384 --> 00:55:56,084 from the guys wondering where you were? 1248 00:55:56,085 --> 00:55:57,785 - Well I showed up late 'cause I had to work late. 1249 00:55:57,788 --> 00:55:59,021 Big day at the office. 1250 00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:01,891 - Another one? 1251 00:56:01,892 --> 00:56:04,760 - Actually, I won the all-expense paid resorts vcation. 1252 00:56:08,366 --> 00:56:09,832 - Well then let's go. 1253 00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:11,633 - Wait, you wanna go? 1254 00:56:11,635 --> 00:56:13,836 - Yes, let's go this weekend. 1255 00:56:13,838 --> 00:56:15,604 - No, I can't. 1256 00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:17,005 - You can't what? 1257 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,574 You were the one that wanted to take 1258 00:56:18,575 --> 00:56:20,142 a spur-of-the-moment trip, why not do it? 1259 00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:23,529 - Because I can't, Pam. 1260 00:56:23,530 --> 00:56:24,679 You know, all right? 1261 00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:25,829 I mean plus, I thought we were gonna do stuff 1262 00:56:25,830 --> 00:56:26,979 around the house. - Like what? 1263 00:56:27,852 --> 00:56:30,018 - (sighs) Track lighting. 1264 00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:31,653 - Are you mocking me? 1265 00:56:33,023 --> 00:56:34,123 - Are you mocking me? 1266 00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:35,924 - Are you drunk? 1267 00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:39,278 - I'm not drunk, Pam. 1268 00:56:39,279 --> 00:56:41,396 I had a few martinis and a couple of beers. 1269 00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,149 - What's gotten into you? - What's gotten into you? 1270 00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:45,666 - I just wanna do something different. 1271 00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:47,503 - And I just wanna lay on the couch. 1272 00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:48,670 - Fine. 1273 00:56:48,672 --> 00:56:50,005 - Fine. 1274 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:53,409 (pillows thudding) 1275 00:56:53,411 --> 00:56:54,443 (sighs) What was that for? 1276 00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:55,511 - The couch. 1277 00:56:55,513 --> 00:56:56,512 Goodnight. 1278 00:57:06,056 --> 00:57:10,459 (tribal drum music) (fire crackling) 1279 00:57:10,461 --> 00:57:14,163 - Blissfully committed to their simple routine, 1280 00:57:14,165 --> 00:57:17,032 the cave people never felt the need to seek excitement 1281 00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:18,667 from the outside world. 1282 00:57:20,571 --> 00:57:23,972 Unfortunately for us, well that outside world 1283 00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:27,109 was quickly unraveling any sense of routine. 1284 00:57:32,716 --> 00:57:33,949 Morning. 1285 00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:40,055 - Morning. 1286 00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:41,989 (rhythmic intriguing music) 1287 00:57:44,061 --> 00:57:46,462 Operation: Catch Corey is back on. 1288 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:54,420 - [Man] Rick says we're all goin' 1289 00:57:54,421 --> 00:57:55,704 on a sales call together. 1290 00:57:57,775 --> 00:57:59,608 - Yeah, lemme just confirm everything 1291 00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:01,477 and we'll get on outta here. 1292 00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:02,478 - Alrighty. 1293 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:07,015 (soft intriguing music) 1294 00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:17,159 - Oh, that little sneak. 1295 00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:43,018 (device whirring) 1296 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,987 - (scoffs) My god, do you ever wear clothes? 1297 00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:46,489 - Excuse me, what you're seeing here 1298 00:58:46,490 --> 00:58:47,990 is top-of-the-line tactical gear. 1299 00:58:47,992 --> 00:58:50,225 This spy-kini she's wearing is completely bulletproof, 1300 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:52,261 fireproof and waterproof. 1301 00:58:52,262 --> 00:58:54,296 - My character sees your character wearing this. 1302 00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:58,267 Oh I assumed you're small. 1303 00:59:01,305 --> 00:59:03,939 - You're tellin' me these can stop a bullet. 1304 00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:05,207 - Sure. 1305 00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:06,525 - Don't get shot. 1306 00:59:06,526 --> 00:59:07,842 - They're waiting down by the pool. 1307 00:59:07,845 --> 00:59:08,944 - Yeah, I'm not wearing these. 1308 00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:10,312 - You're gonna have to. 1309 00:59:10,313 --> 00:59:11,679 They've already stitched the cameras in. 1310 00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:12,681 - Where? 1311 00:59:15,252 --> 00:59:18,020 (pen beeping) 1312 00:59:18,022 --> 00:59:20,088 - Here, just put it on. 1313 00:59:21,825 --> 00:59:23,759 (soft rhythmic drumming) 1314 00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:26,328 - All right, I'll put 'em on. 1315 00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:30,032 But I'm not doin' it for you guys, 1316 00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:33,635 I'm gonna do it for the mission, for Pam. 1317 00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:47,583 (doorknob squeaking) (soft intriguing music) 1318 01:00:00,598 --> 01:00:02,931 - Oh hey, how are you guys? 1319 01:00:08,672 --> 01:00:09,805 - I've got a visual. 1320 01:00:13,010 --> 01:00:15,143 - I just feel so stupid. 1321 01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:17,779 I mean here I am following my own husband 1322 01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:19,147 into a fucking honeymoon suite. 1323 01:00:19,149 --> 01:00:20,616 - Oh my god, he's a frickin' polygamist. 1324 01:00:20,618 --> 01:00:21,934 I knew it. 1325 01:00:21,935 --> 01:00:23,251 Everybody watches a couple episodes of "Big Love" 1326 01:00:23,252 --> 01:00:24,568 and then they think they can do whatever they want. 1327 01:00:24,569 --> 01:00:25,885 Sorry honey, we're closed. 1328 01:00:25,889 --> 01:00:26,755 - Oh my god, there they are. 1329 01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:31,326 Oh it would just be so much easier if she's a mess, 1330 01:00:31,328 --> 01:00:32,817 but she's-- - Pam. 1331 01:00:32,818 --> 01:00:34,307 (vocalizes) I do not even wanna hear what she looks like 1332 01:00:34,308 --> 01:00:35,797 because there is no way in hell 1333 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:37,299 that she's prettier than you. 1334 01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:40,186 All right, tell me what she looks like. 1335 01:00:40,187 --> 01:00:41,737 - Like some femme fatale Bond villain 1336 01:00:41,739 --> 01:00:43,672 that just graduated from Harvard with a degree 1337 01:00:43,674 --> 01:00:44,973 in you know fucking up my life. 1338 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,108 - Stop. 1339 01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:47,398 You have to take the reins here. 1340 01:00:47,399 --> 01:00:48,687 You're his wife, okay? 1341 01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:49,976 You cannot let this other woman win. 1342 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:53,348 (soft intriguing music) 1343 01:00:57,121 --> 01:00:59,321 - Hey when you got it, you flaunt it right? 1344 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:06,228 - When we first decided to honeymoon here, 1345 01:01:06,230 --> 01:01:08,930 so many people were like, "Well that's different, 1346 01:01:09,933 --> 01:01:11,767 "but it's just so beautiful here." 1347 01:01:13,937 --> 01:01:16,772 - I know, I had never been to upstate New York before. 1348 01:01:16,774 --> 01:01:18,807 But the moment he proposed, 1349 01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:21,076 he insisted he had to honeymoon here. 1350 01:01:22,413 --> 01:01:24,046 - I'm at a total loss. 1351 01:01:24,047 --> 01:01:25,680 This is not the man that I married. 1352 01:01:25,683 --> 01:01:27,082 - You need to go confront him. 1353 01:01:27,084 --> 01:01:28,283 - I can't. - You can. 1354 01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:29,651 What do you want me to do? 1355 01:01:29,652 --> 01:01:31,018 You want me to drive up there? 1356 01:01:31,019 --> 01:01:32,385 I'll drive up there and I will cut Corey's dick off. 1357 01:01:32,386 --> 01:01:33,752 I will Lorena Bobbitt that motherfucker. 1358 01:01:33,757 --> 01:01:35,791 I will take his dick and I will throw it in the forest 1359 01:01:35,793 --> 01:01:36,959 and a little squirrel will pick it up 1360 01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,126 and run away and put it in its nest 1361 01:01:38,128 --> 01:01:39,294 and he'll never have it again. 1362 01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:40,162 He'll be dickless. 1363 01:01:40,164 --> 01:01:41,480 - Brianna. 1364 01:01:41,481 --> 01:01:42,797 - I can cut his nuts off if that's better. 1365 01:01:42,798 --> 01:01:44,114 If the dick's too much, 1366 01:01:44,115 --> 01:01:45,431 you know I can always take the balls. 1367 01:01:45,436 --> 01:01:46,947 My grandma used to do it with the hens all the time. 1368 01:01:46,948 --> 01:01:48,459 - Look, no one's nuts are being cut off. 1369 01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:49,971 - (sighs) Well then you need to go confront him. 1370 01:01:49,973 --> 01:01:53,075 (soft intriguing music) 1371 01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:55,944 - So why did you decide to honeymoon in Glens Falls? 1372 01:01:55,946 --> 01:01:57,379 - We've been jet-setting around the world 1373 01:01:57,381 --> 01:02:00,449 for the last two years straight for business, 1374 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:03,752 so we wanted something quaint and charming, 1375 01:02:03,754 --> 01:02:06,888 a bit out of the way, off-the-grid. 1376 01:02:11,128 --> 01:02:12,628 - How 'bout you guys? 1377 01:02:12,629 --> 01:02:14,129 What made you select a place off-the-grid? 1378 01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:16,331 - Same. 1379 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:19,401 Off-the-grid's the desired honeymoon destination, 1380 01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:20,802 am I right? 1381 01:02:20,804 --> 01:02:24,406 (intense intriguing music) 1382 01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:42,124 You know service is kinda slow here. 1383 01:02:42,126 --> 01:02:43,459 I think I'm gonna go order from the bar. 1384 01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:44,793 Do you guys want anything? 1385 01:02:44,794 --> 01:02:46,127 - Why don't we split a decent bottle of champagne? 1386 01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:48,296 - Great idea. 1387 01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:51,032 - Little birdie's on the move. 1388 01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:53,869 - That's my birdie. 1389 01:02:53,871 --> 01:02:58,273 (intriguing orchestral music) 1390 01:02:58,275 --> 01:02:59,908 - You have something I need. 1391 01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:04,346 (fingers whacking) 1392 01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:09,217 (man thudding) 1393 01:03:17,327 --> 01:03:19,528 (pen tearing) 1394 01:03:23,801 --> 01:03:24,366 - Shit. 1395 01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:24,932 - [Remora] What happened? 1396 01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:28,270 (soft intriguing music) 1397 01:03:28,272 --> 01:03:29,337 - Can you help me? 1398 01:03:36,346 --> 01:03:37,279 - Almost got it. - All right, all right. 1399 01:03:37,281 --> 01:03:38,346 That's fine. 1400 01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:39,548 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1401 01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:42,818 (glasses clinking) 1402 01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:47,355 - Honey, you're sweating. 1403 01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:48,907 Why don't you take a dip and cool off? 1404 01:03:48,908 --> 01:03:50,458 - And you should reapply the sunscreen, sweetheart. 1405 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,260 You're startin' to burn. 1406 01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:53,261 - Fine. 1407 01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:58,500 - [Remora] All right Corey, play it off. 1408 01:03:58,502 --> 01:04:00,402 Don't let Egan suspect anything. 1409 01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:03,939 (soft intriguing music) 1410 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:16,484 - Mmm, feels so good. (moans pleasurably) 1411 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:23,425 - Do you wanna grab a beer or something after this? 1412 01:04:23,427 --> 01:04:25,227 - How many times do I have to tell you? 1413 01:04:26,129 --> 01:04:27,362 I don't wanna hang. 1414 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,231 I don't wanna grab a beer. 1415 01:04:29,232 --> 01:04:31,099 We're not gonna watch the game together. 1416 01:04:31,101 --> 01:04:33,134 - Okay, I just see how cool you and Corey are 1417 01:04:33,136 --> 01:04:35,403 and I was hoping that someday you and I might have that, 1418 01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:38,106 be more than just two guys saving the world. 1419 01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:40,158 - Suckerfish, Corey and I, 1420 01:04:40,159 --> 01:04:42,209 we've been buddies since we were teens. 1421 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:45,146 We were recruited together and we trained together. 1422 01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:49,618 We've spoiled some pretty crazy plots around the globe. 1423 01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:50,619 I mean, 1424 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:57,025 you know I'm the only one that knows Corey's real name? 1425 01:04:58,195 --> 01:04:59,194 - Wow. 1426 01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:04,432 - You and I, we just don't have that history. 1427 01:05:06,536 --> 01:05:08,370 - Yeah you and I don't have that history yet, 1428 01:05:08,372 --> 01:05:09,604 but someday we might. 1429 01:05:09,606 --> 01:05:13,608 - I just don't really see that happening. 1430 01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:16,578 (intriguing orchestral music) 1431 01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:18,580 - [Remora] Oh shit, look who's here. 1432 01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:23,618 - Aw, shit. 1433 01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:30,458 Aw, shit. 1434 01:05:32,229 --> 01:05:33,561 This is bad. 1435 01:05:33,563 --> 01:05:35,163 This is really bad. 1436 01:05:39,169 --> 01:05:42,304 (cellphone buzzing) 1437 01:05:43,073 --> 01:05:46,408 (intriguing spy music) 1438 01:05:50,514 --> 01:05:53,648 (cellphone buzzing) 1439 01:05:58,555 --> 01:06:02,490 (Alexandria scoffing) 1440 01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:04,492 - Hey, what's up? - Oh nothing. 1441 01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:06,228 What's up with you? 1442 01:06:06,229 --> 01:06:07,963 - Is there a reason you called me three times, Pam? 1443 01:06:07,965 --> 01:06:09,397 I just stepped out of a meeting. 1444 01:06:09,399 --> 01:06:10,632 - Oh, what kind of a meeting? 1445 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:12,000 - A business meeting. 1446 01:06:12,001 --> 01:06:13,367 - Oh yeah, what were you talking about? 1447 01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:14,669 - Why are you acting like this? 1448 01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:15,982 - Acting like what? 1449 01:06:15,983 --> 01:06:17,294 I'm just tryin' to ask you about your day, 1450 01:06:17,295 --> 01:06:18,606 see if you're doin' all right. 1451 01:06:18,608 --> 01:06:20,075 Curious what you're up to. 1452 01:06:20,076 --> 01:06:21,543 - That's why you called? - Mm-hmm. 1453 01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:22,928 Oh no, actually. 1454 01:06:22,929 --> 01:06:24,312 I need you to drop by the store. 1455 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:26,381 - What? - Yeah, it's on your way home. 1456 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:29,417 - Okay fine, just text it to me. 1457 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:30,618 - Why can't you write it down? 1458 01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:31,619 - Pam. 1459 01:06:34,257 --> 01:06:36,524 Just tell me and I'll remember, okay? 1460 01:06:36,526 --> 01:06:39,294 - Okay some cinnamon, cardamom, 1461 01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:41,780 semi-sweetened dark chocolate, 1462 01:06:41,781 --> 01:06:44,265 pine nuts, mocha extract, light syrup, cocoa powder, 1463 01:06:44,267 --> 01:06:47,669 pastry shells and some (inhales) Popsicle sticks. 1464 01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:48,887 - Okay, got it. 1465 01:06:48,888 --> 01:06:50,104 - Okay, now repeat it back to me. 1466 01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:52,157 - What? 1467 01:06:52,158 --> 01:06:54,208 - Just repeat it, so I know you know. 1468 01:06:54,211 --> 01:06:55,210 - I know what it is, Pam. 1469 01:06:55,212 --> 01:06:56,277 - Then repeat it. 1470 01:06:56,279 --> 01:06:59,514 (intriguing orchestral music) 1471 01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:02,283 - Popsicle sticks, cinnamon. 1472 01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:06,788 - Some cinnamon, cardamom, semi-sweetened dark chocolate, 1473 01:07:06,790 --> 01:07:09,391 pine nuts, mocha extract, cocoa powder, 1474 01:07:09,393 --> 01:07:11,292 pastry shells and Popsicle sticks. 1475 01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:12,427 - Fine. 1476 01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:14,229 - Did you write it down? 1477 01:07:14,231 --> 01:07:16,031 - Pam, I told you I'll remember. 1478 01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:16,698 - Oh really? 1479 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,923 Oh I'm so sorry. 1480 01:07:18,924 --> 01:07:21,147 I don't know what's wrong with me. 1481 01:07:21,148 --> 01:07:23,371 Here I am rambling on and on while you're trying to work. 1482 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:25,707 That's it, you're hard at work by the pool, 1483 01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:29,110 having some tramp rubbing sun lotion in your back. 1484 01:07:29,112 --> 01:07:30,378 - Pam? - What? 1485 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,780 What's the matter? 1486 01:07:31,781 --> 01:07:33,181 You've too many wives to remember? 1487 01:07:33,183 --> 01:07:35,316 - No Pam, just wait. 1488 01:07:35,318 --> 01:07:36,329 What's with the hat? 1489 01:07:36,330 --> 01:07:37,341 (Pam grunting) (purse smacking) 1490 01:07:37,342 --> 01:07:38,353 (Smuts scoffing) 1491 01:07:38,355 --> 01:07:39,696 - God. 1492 01:07:39,697 --> 01:07:41,038 Swear to god, we need to put an restraining order on her. 1493 01:07:41,039 --> 01:07:42,380 - Yeah, she can be a little crazy. 1494 01:07:42,381 --> 01:07:43,722 Maybe I should just check. 1495 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:47,629 (intriguing orchestral music) 1496 01:07:47,631 --> 01:07:49,130 - That's his ex-fiancee. 1497 01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,533 She's a tad bit delusional. 1498 01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:01,476 (cellphone buzzing) 1499 01:08:01,478 --> 01:08:03,711 - Shit, yeah? 1500 01:08:03,713 --> 01:08:06,614 (razor buzzing) 1501 01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:09,184 - I hate making these calls. - What calls? 1502 01:08:09,186 --> 01:08:10,636 - The ones where I let people go. 1503 01:08:10,637 --> 01:08:12,087 - What're you talkin' about, Rick? 1504 01:08:12,089 --> 01:08:13,388 I'm your best salesman, righT? 1505 01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:14,823 I mean I won the free trip. 1506 01:08:14,825 --> 01:08:16,224 My sales are through the roof. 1507 01:08:16,226 --> 01:08:17,859 - T-E-A-M. 1508 01:08:17,861 --> 01:08:20,528 I want team players, not prima donnas. 1509 01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,730 Guys see what you're doin' and start coppin' attitudes, 1510 01:08:22,732 --> 01:08:24,655 doin' things their way. 1511 01:08:24,656 --> 01:08:26,579 Next thing you know, the whole company goes to shit 1512 01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:28,503 because you wanna play the game your way. 1513 01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:30,605 - I mean I think I'm settin' an example here, Rick. 1514 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,240 You know, raising the bar a little bit. 1515 01:08:32,242 --> 01:08:34,175 - What bar, what example, huh? 1516 01:08:34,177 --> 01:08:35,493 You just left. 1517 01:08:35,494 --> 01:08:36,810 I don't even know where the hell you are right now. 1518 01:08:36,811 --> 01:08:38,127 - I went on assignment. - Bullshit. 1519 01:08:38,128 --> 01:08:39,444 That's what I used to say to my wife 1520 01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:41,249 when I was fuckin' her sister. 1521 01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:42,283 That's it, Corey. 1522 01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:44,419 You're fired. 1523 01:08:44,421 --> 01:08:45,820 - Fuck. 1524 01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:51,159 (tires screeching) (intriguing spy music) 1525 01:08:52,429 --> 01:08:53,862 Pam, you gotta let me explain. 1526 01:08:53,864 --> 01:08:56,131 - (scoffs) I would love to hear your explanation 1527 01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:58,766 or you could just go with I'm screwing somebody else. 1528 01:08:58,768 --> 01:09:00,401 - I'm not having an affair. 1529 01:09:00,403 --> 01:09:01,369 - I know, I know. 1530 01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:02,960 You married her. 1531 01:09:02,961 --> 01:09:04,550 You're on your honeymoon, congratufuckinlations. 1532 01:09:04,551 --> 01:09:06,140 - Pam, just listen to me. 1533 01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:07,909 Calm down and let me explain myself. 1534 01:09:07,911 --> 01:09:09,777 (doorbell dinging) 1535 01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:11,146 Who the fuck is that? 1536 01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:12,814 - The dinner party. 1537 01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:15,959 - Dinner party? 1538 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,502 What fucking dinner party, Pam? 1539 01:09:17,503 --> 01:09:19,045 I mean my god, you keep goin' on and on 1540 01:09:19,046 --> 01:09:20,588 about these dinner parties that don't exist! 1541 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:21,556 We bought dishes. 1542 01:09:21,558 --> 01:09:23,191 We bought a bar. 1543 01:09:23,192 --> 01:09:24,825 I installed a water feature 1544 01:09:24,826 --> 01:09:26,459 all for these dinner parties that never seem to happen. 1545 01:09:26,463 --> 01:09:28,196 - I am not canceling my dinner party 1546 01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:31,366 just because you had some sordid affair. 1547 01:09:31,368 --> 01:09:33,568 - I wasn't cheating. 1548 01:09:33,570 --> 01:09:36,538 (doorbell dinging) 1549 01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:38,806 All right look, I'm gonna tell 'em that we made a mistake 1550 01:09:38,808 --> 01:09:40,175 and we'll do this another night. 1551 01:09:40,177 --> 01:09:41,176 - No! 1552 01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:43,378 No no, no you won't. 1553 01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:45,346 You are not ruining my dinner party 1554 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,248 just because our marriage is over. 1555 01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:54,189 (doorbell dinging) (intense intriguing music) 1556 01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:55,957 - Hey, everybody. 1557 01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:01,696 - Is this one of them swingers parties? 1558 01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:04,332 'Cause we didn't bring any rubbers. 1559 01:10:04,334 --> 01:10:05,900 - (chuckles) We just thought that 1560 01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:07,552 it would be fine for tonight. 1561 01:10:07,553 --> 01:10:09,203 - Just would be fun to get dressed up because-- 1562 01:10:09,206 --> 01:10:11,206 - Yeah, well we wanted tonight to be a-- 1563 01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:12,740 - It's a theme party. - Yeah. 1564 01:10:14,611 --> 01:10:16,244 - What kinda theme? 1565 01:10:16,245 --> 01:10:17,878 - A spy theme dinner, Bob. - Yes, exactly. 1566 01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,548 You see 007 just got outta the pool. 1567 01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:22,461 - [Corey] And Agent 99 here 1568 01:10:22,462 --> 01:10:24,373 was just about to make some drinks. 1569 01:10:24,374 --> 01:10:26,285 - I've got martinis; shaken, not stirred. 1570 01:10:26,289 --> 01:10:28,323 - Who wants to be Money Penny? (claps) 1571 01:10:28,325 --> 01:10:29,557 All right, shall we? 1572 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:32,961 (intriguing drum music) 1573 01:10:35,365 --> 01:10:37,966 (door bashing) 1574 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:59,687 - Cheers. (glasses clinking) 1575 01:11:04,761 --> 01:11:07,462 - You know Pam, we woulda perfectly understood 1576 01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:08,763 if you needed to cancel. 1577 01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:11,933 - Why would I have to cancel? 1578 01:11:11,935 --> 01:11:13,701 - Well if I got fired, the only party 1579 01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:17,405 we'd be havin' that night is my funeral. (chuckles) 1580 01:11:18,842 --> 01:11:22,677 (soft orchestral music) 1581 01:11:22,679 --> 01:11:24,713 - You know what? 1582 01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:26,748 I think he did say something about that. 1583 01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:35,423 - You weren't supposed to say anything, Ted. 1584 01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:37,558 - Here are my Parmesan portobello slices 1585 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,760 with sun-dried tomato. 1586 01:11:40,063 --> 01:11:41,462 - Pam, these are so good. 1587 01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:43,698 Do you have a secret ingredient? 1588 01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:45,400 - Oh I'm sorry, Bob. 1589 01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:48,303 My secret is what you see is what you get. 1590 01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:52,607 No little white lies, no half-truths, no funny little fibs. 1591 01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:53,908 - Bob, will you excuse us a second? 1592 01:11:53,910 --> 01:11:55,221 - Why? 1593 01:11:55,222 --> 01:11:56,533 No, they're fine. 1594 01:11:56,534 --> 01:11:57,845 They already know that you lost your job. 1595 01:11:57,847 --> 01:11:59,981 I just found out from Fred. 1596 01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:01,700 - Oh, I'm Ted. 1597 01:12:01,701 --> 01:12:03,418 - Pam, you have to let me explain. 1598 01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:07,455 - Trust me, this way it'll be so much easier 1599 01:12:07,457 --> 01:12:08,723 to split up the assets. 1600 01:12:14,431 --> 01:12:17,865 - Corey, now that we're not competin' over the trip, 1601 01:12:17,867 --> 01:12:20,768 you wanna tell me how you sold so many damn boxes? 1602 01:12:21,905 --> 01:12:26,841 (doorbell dinging) (intense intriguing music) 1603 01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:29,610 - [Brianna] What the fuck is this? 1604 01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:32,013 - Brianna, are you okay? 1605 01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,715 - Am I okay? 1606 01:12:33,717 --> 01:12:35,800 Am I okay? 1607 01:12:35,801 --> 01:12:37,884 I just spent an hour in the car convincing myself 1608 01:12:37,887 --> 01:12:40,855 you didn't leap to your death and here you are having a-- 1609 01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:42,090 - [Pam] A dinner party. 1610 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,625 - A dinner party. - Yeah. 1611 01:12:44,627 --> 01:12:46,394 - Well why wasn't I invited? 1612 01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:49,530 - It's sort of a couples-only. 1613 01:12:49,532 --> 01:12:50,943 - Oh, couples-only. 1614 01:12:50,944 --> 01:12:52,355 Why are you still wearing that costume? 1615 01:12:52,356 --> 01:12:53,767 - 'Cause it's a spy theme dinner party. 1616 01:12:53,770 --> 01:12:55,703 - Oh, a spy theme dinner party. 1617 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,638 Ooh, so fancy. 1618 01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:58,706 You know what, Pam? 1619 01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:01,693 I just can't believe after hours of me 1620 01:13:01,694 --> 01:13:04,679 listening to your marital woes, this is how I'm treated. 1621 01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:08,783 But if the name's not taken, I'm Pussy Galore. 1622 01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:13,921 (doorbell dinging) (intense intriguing music) 1623 01:13:14,691 --> 01:13:16,658 - The hell are you doin' here? 1624 01:13:16,659 --> 01:13:18,626 - We have to get you-- - Hi, I'm Pam. 1625 01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:20,528 I didn't get to introduce myself earlier 1626 01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:22,797 because you're whoring yourself around with my husband. 1627 01:13:22,799 --> 01:13:25,099 But I just want to let you know that tomorrow 1628 01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:27,252 we are getting a divorce. 1629 01:13:27,253 --> 01:13:29,404 But tonight I'm having my dinner party, okay? 1630 01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:30,605 - I came by to say that I'm sorry. 1631 01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:32,084 - Sorry you got caught or sorry 1632 01:13:32,085 --> 01:13:33,562 that you're a whore that lacks style? 1633 01:13:33,563 --> 01:13:35,040 - Sorry because this isn't what it looked like. 1634 01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:36,160 - Exactly. 1635 01:13:36,161 --> 01:13:37,277 - Don't insult my intelligence. 1636 01:13:37,278 --> 01:13:38,394 - No, I'm serious. 1637 01:13:38,395 --> 01:13:39,511 Alexandria here is an actress. 1638 01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:40,548 - A method actress actually. 1639 01:13:40,550 --> 01:13:42,183 - Superbly talented. 1640 01:13:42,185 --> 01:13:43,951 - Okay I saw, remember. 1641 01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:46,454 - Right. 1642 01:13:47,624 --> 01:13:49,340 You see, sweetheart. 1643 01:13:49,341 --> 01:13:51,057 I found out that a huge potential client and his wife 1644 01:13:51,060 --> 01:13:52,794 were gonna be honeymooning over at that hotel. 1645 01:13:52,796 --> 01:13:56,197 So I thought why not hire an actress to play my wife, 1646 01:13:56,199 --> 01:13:58,566 go to the hotel, bond with guy and make the big sale. 1647 01:13:58,568 --> 01:14:00,034 - Yeah I mean, it was completely legitimate. 1648 01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:02,003 I've been in the business since I was a kid. 1649 01:14:02,005 --> 01:14:03,571 Lots of musical theater. 1650 01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:05,290 - Yeah, whatever. 1651 01:14:05,291 --> 01:14:07,008 Look, why don't you help yourself to a doggie bag 1652 01:14:07,010 --> 01:14:08,793 and then you can choke on it? 1653 01:14:08,794 --> 01:14:10,577 - Oh, I'm staying here 'cause Corey hired me 1654 01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:11,612 to be here for the dinner party. 1655 01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:13,548 - That's right, I did. 1656 01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:14,749 - To do what? 1657 01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:18,853 - To teach dance. 1658 01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:20,855 Cue the music. 1659 01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:24,759 (drum rolling) 1660 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:28,095 (tribal drum music) 1661 01:14:28,097 --> 01:14:29,530 Dance with me. 1662 01:14:40,009 --> 01:14:41,642 - You lucky son of a bitch. 1663 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:47,949 - Spin me. 1664 01:14:49,252 --> 01:14:50,485 Egan's on his way. 1665 01:14:53,890 --> 01:14:56,191 - You could not have hired her tonight. 1666 01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:58,493 You didn't even remember that we were having a dinner party. 1667 01:14:59,596 --> 01:15:02,063 - You have to get these people out of here. 1668 01:15:02,065 --> 01:15:04,031 Go ahead and ask your wife to dance. 1669 01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,636 You have to get these people out of here. 1670 01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:10,438 - Fine. 1671 01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:12,239 If people are dancing, we're dancing. 1672 01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:17,612 ("Wheels Fall Off" by Madyx) 1673 01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:46,007 (car engine roaring) (tires screeching) 1674 01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:49,710 ¶ You can try to stop me ¶ 1675 01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:50,845 ¶ You can ¶ 1676 01:15:50,847 --> 01:15:52,680 ¶ You can try to stop me ¶ 1677 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:57,818 ¶ And I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ¶ 1678 01:15:58,588 --> 01:15:59,820 - I need you to come clean. 1679 01:15:59,822 --> 01:16:01,088 Just be honest with me. 1680 01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:04,825 I mean if I have ever meant anything to you 1681 01:16:04,827 --> 01:16:06,928 in any level at any point, 1682 01:16:06,930 --> 01:16:10,598 I deserve to know what's going on. 1683 01:16:18,741 --> 01:16:21,943 - You're right. 1684 01:16:21,944 --> 01:16:25,146 (doorbell dinging) (eerie foreboding music) 1685 01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:33,254 (gun blasting) (bullets pinging) 1686 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:39,927 - Nobody moves. 1687 01:16:41,898 --> 01:16:43,598 Where is it? 1688 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:44,365 - Don't know. 1689 01:16:45,134 --> 01:16:46,667 - I want my pen back. 1690 01:16:46,668 --> 01:16:48,201 - All right all right, take it easy. 1691 01:16:48,204 --> 01:16:50,705 But leave them outta this, they're innocent. 1692 01:16:52,875 --> 01:16:54,242 - No no, yeah you're right. 1693 01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:55,610 We should just keep this between us, 1694 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:56,978 but I like a little bit of insurance. 1695 01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:58,947 - [Corey] No. 1696 01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:00,915 - I want my pen back with the plans on it 1697 01:17:00,916 --> 01:17:02,883 delivered in an hour and why don't you gas up the jet? 1698 01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:03,985 - A jet? - Mm-hmm. 1699 01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:05,653 - And if I can't get it here by then? 1700 01:17:05,654 --> 01:17:07,320 - Then your wife will die. 1701 01:17:07,323 --> 01:17:08,723 - She's not his wife. 1702 01:17:08,725 --> 01:17:10,036 This is his wife. 1703 01:17:10,037 --> 01:17:11,348 - Yeah, could someone just please explain to me 1704 01:17:11,349 --> 01:17:12,660 what the hell is going on? 1705 01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:15,062 - Honey, I'm a spy. 1706 01:17:15,064 --> 01:17:16,197 - Okay, enough of that charade already. 1707 01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:17,164 - No, I am. 1708 01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:19,116 I'm serious. 1709 01:17:19,117 --> 01:17:21,067 We work for the government as part of an elite taskforce 1710 01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:23,137 trained to stop high-tech futuristic weapons 1711 01:17:23,139 --> 01:17:26,240 from falling in the hands of fuckfaces like this guy. 1712 01:17:26,242 --> 01:17:28,075 - Okay, well this definitely falls 1713 01:17:28,077 --> 01:17:30,044 under reconcilable differences. 1714 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:34,281 (phone clucking ringtone) 1715 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:36,117 - Hello? 1716 01:17:36,118 --> 01:17:37,952 - Smuts, I need you to bring me the pen right away. 1717 01:17:44,694 --> 01:17:46,027 - Okay. 1718 01:17:46,028 --> 01:17:47,361 - You guys weren't actually married? 1719 01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:49,063 - No. 1720 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:51,065 - But your ring seemed so real. 1721 01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:52,667 - It was cubic zirconia. 1722 01:17:52,669 --> 01:17:53,834 - Shut up. - Mm-hmm. 1723 01:17:53,836 --> 01:17:56,003 - Shut up. - Yeah. 1724 01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:57,705 - So is mine. 1725 01:17:57,706 --> 01:17:59,406 - Wait, but you guys seem so happy together. 1726 01:17:59,407 --> 01:18:01,107 - No, you guys seemed so happy together. 1727 01:18:01,110 --> 01:18:02,476 - Thank you. - Okay. 1728 01:18:02,477 --> 01:18:03,843 Nobody's actually happy here, okay? 1729 01:18:03,844 --> 01:18:05,210 Let's review: you and I aren't married. 1730 01:18:05,214 --> 01:18:06,981 These two aren't married. 1731 01:18:06,982 --> 01:18:08,749 The only people here that are really married are them. 1732 01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:09,951 - Oh, no. 1733 01:18:09,952 --> 01:18:11,152 No, actually we're getting a divorce. 1734 01:18:11,153 --> 01:18:12,353 (Egan scoffing) (oven beeping) 1735 01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:14,255 Oh fuck, my lasagna. 1736 01:18:14,257 --> 01:18:15,923 - Whoa, excuse me? 1737 01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:17,058 - My lasagna, it's burning. 1738 01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:18,359 I need to get it. 1739 01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:19,427 - Are you kidding me? 1740 01:18:19,429 --> 01:18:21,145 - Are you kidding me? 1741 01:18:21,146 --> 01:18:22,862 Do you want this house to burn down? 1742 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,243 - I don't care. 1743 01:18:24,244 --> 01:18:25,622 - To him sweetheart, I don't think 1744 01:18:25,623 --> 01:18:27,001 your lasagna's the key issue here. 1745 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:31,372 - It's actually not my lasagna, it's Stouffer's. 1746 01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:33,974 - You want me to serve Stouffer's at our dinner party? 1747 01:18:33,976 --> 01:18:35,910 - Well I was gonna make it from scratch, 1748 01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:39,113 but you in the midst were playing spy meets adulterer 1749 01:18:39,115 --> 01:18:41,849 meets probably the worst husband in the world. 1750 01:18:41,851 --> 01:18:43,284 - Honey, I think you're overreacting 1751 01:18:43,286 --> 01:18:44,785 just a little bit here, all right? 1752 01:18:44,787 --> 01:18:46,387 I'm gonna take care of this. 1753 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:47,988 - Overreacting? (oven door slamming) 1754 01:18:47,990 --> 01:18:49,623 Overreacting. 1755 01:18:49,624 --> 01:18:51,257 Do you know how humiliating this is? 1756 01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:54,128 You know how heartbreaking it is 1757 01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:55,863 to have your marriage be over within... 1758 01:18:55,865 --> 01:18:57,064 Okay. 1759 01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:58,365 Oh (mumbles), in a year? 1760 01:19:00,136 --> 01:19:01,529 Seriously? 1761 01:19:01,530 --> 01:19:02,923 I'm now a statistic. 1762 01:19:02,924 --> 01:19:04,317 I'm one of those, 1763 01:19:04,318 --> 01:19:05,711 one of those people where you probably 1764 01:19:05,712 --> 01:19:07,105 had some I don't know Navy SEAL mental training shit 1765 01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:10,277 where you know how to handle all these sorts of situations 1766 01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:12,046 to probably diffuse a bomb under pressure. 1767 01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:13,147 - The hell is she doin'? 1768 01:19:13,149 --> 01:19:16,117 (crickets chirping) 1769 01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:17,752 - I'm leaving. 1770 01:19:17,754 --> 01:19:19,854 I'm packing my things. 1771 01:19:19,855 --> 01:19:21,955 You can shoot me if you want, but otherwise I'm moving out. 1772 01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:24,759 - Can you stop her? 1773 01:19:24,761 --> 01:19:25,977 - Can you stop her? 1774 01:19:25,978 --> 01:19:27,194 - Yeah, I could shoot her. 1775 01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:30,798 (soft foreboding music) 1776 01:19:35,972 --> 01:19:36,971 - Let's go. 1777 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:40,341 (soft intriguing music) 1778 01:19:40,343 --> 01:19:42,143 - I knew we should've gone to Nepal. 1779 01:19:42,145 --> 01:19:43,310 If not Nepal, Paris. 1780 01:19:43,312 --> 01:19:45,112 If not Pairs, London. 1781 01:19:45,114 --> 01:19:47,481 I mean just done something, 1782 01:19:47,482 --> 01:19:49,849 anything to escape the confines of this ridiculous place. 1783 01:19:49,852 --> 01:19:51,819 - Pam, sweetheart. 1784 01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:53,787 Let's just get through this and we can reset, okay? 1785 01:19:53,790 --> 01:19:55,423 We'll call it a second honeymoon. 1786 01:19:55,424 --> 01:19:57,057 We can go to all those places, I promise. 1787 01:19:57,059 --> 01:19:58,692 - Okay, so now you don't mind 1788 01:19:58,693 --> 01:20:00,326 about skipping our weekend projects? 1789 01:20:00,329 --> 01:20:02,196 You know putting off the track lighting, 1790 01:20:02,198 --> 01:20:05,800 not even fixing the ceiling that constantly crumbles. 1791 01:20:12,074 --> 01:20:14,125 - How many times do I have to tell you, Pam 1792 01:20:14,126 --> 01:20:16,177 that I will get to it when I fucking get to it. 1793 01:20:16,946 --> 01:20:18,345 (ceiling crumbling) 1794 01:20:18,347 --> 01:20:20,848 Press the red button under the bed. 1795 01:20:21,818 --> 01:20:23,017 (button beeping) 1796 01:20:23,019 --> 01:20:24,151 - Holy shit. 1797 01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:28,222 (laser blasting) 1798 01:20:28,224 --> 01:20:30,090 Okay, what is that? 1799 01:20:30,092 --> 01:20:32,393 - That's a high-tech electrical charge particle solidifier. 1800 01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:34,829 In short, force field. 1801 01:20:34,831 --> 01:20:37,932 - So you just had this stuff here the whole time? 1802 01:20:39,101 --> 01:20:40,000 - Yeah, pretty much. 1803 01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:40,968 Sorry. 1804 01:20:40,970 --> 01:20:43,404 - You never thought about pulling out one of these gizmos 1805 01:20:43,405 --> 01:20:45,839 when we were getting intimate? 1806 01:20:47,076 --> 01:20:48,943 - You would've wanted that? 1807 01:20:48,945 --> 01:20:50,978 - Yeah, I would've tried that. 1808 01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:53,981 - Well, we can. 1809 01:20:53,982 --> 01:20:56,983 - Corey, I'm not having anymore dinner parties. 1810 01:20:57,954 --> 01:21:02,223 (soft intriguing music) (window crashing) 1811 01:21:06,128 --> 01:21:11,265 (knife stabbing) (man wincing) 1812 01:21:16,005 --> 01:21:18,939 (door squeaking) 1813 01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:24,411 (intriguing jazz music) 1814 01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:37,458 Anyone for charades? 1815 01:21:38,661 --> 01:21:40,127 - Who wants a nightcap? 1816 01:21:45,167 --> 01:21:46,567 - [Dispatcher] 60 off 10th Avenue. 1817 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:48,753 - Come on. 1818 01:21:48,754 --> 01:21:50,938 (muffled radio speech) 1819 01:21:54,343 --> 01:21:56,310 - I just have one question. 1820 01:21:56,312 --> 01:21:57,912 - Yeah? 1821 01:21:57,914 --> 01:21:59,280 - Is your real name Corey? 1822 01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:03,150 - I wish it was. 1823 01:22:06,055 --> 01:22:07,054 - Goodbye. 1824 01:22:08,224 --> 01:22:11,625 (soft intriguing music) 1825 01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:19,500 (device beeping) 1826 01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:27,574 - Where are ya headed? - Does it matter? 1827 01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:34,548 (intriguing bongo music) 1828 01:22:41,123 --> 01:22:42,723 (name tag tearing) 1829 01:22:42,725 --> 01:22:44,325 - Whoa, hey. 1830 01:22:44,327 --> 01:22:46,226 Were you serious? 1831 01:22:46,228 --> 01:22:48,095 - Brianna, wasn't it your idea 1832 01:22:48,097 --> 01:22:49,997 for me to get out of here and see the world? 1833 01:22:49,999 --> 01:22:51,498 - I mean it was and then we tried it 1834 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:53,634 and it was really exhausting, you know? 1835 01:22:53,636 --> 01:22:54,924 It's like kinky sex. 1836 01:22:54,925 --> 01:22:56,213 You think you want it 'til you actually have it 1837 01:22:56,214 --> 01:22:57,502 and end up with a penis in your ear. 1838 01:22:57,506 --> 01:22:59,139 - That's disgusting. 1839 01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:01,642 - Do you even have a plan? 1840 01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:02,693 - Yeah. 1841 01:23:02,694 --> 01:23:03,743 - What's your plan? 1842 01:23:03,746 --> 01:23:05,612 - To climb Mount Everest. 1843 01:23:05,614 --> 01:23:08,182 - To climb Mount Everest, really? 1844 01:23:08,184 --> 01:23:11,352 What, are you working for "National Geographic" now? 1845 01:23:11,354 --> 01:23:15,222 (soothing bossa nova music) 1846 01:23:32,575 --> 01:23:36,310 - Undercover: Discover who you really are. 1847 01:23:38,414 --> 01:23:41,315 (wind whistling) 1848 01:23:47,390 --> 01:23:48,406 (ice tool clanking) 1849 01:23:48,407 --> 01:23:49,423 - [Smuts] What about Cairo? 1850 01:23:50,326 --> 01:23:51,291 - Yeah? 1851 01:23:53,295 --> 01:23:56,030 - Cozumel? - Cozumel's cool. 1852 01:23:57,166 --> 01:24:01,535 - (breathes heavily) Dude, what's wrong? 1853 01:24:02,438 --> 01:24:03,670 - Nothin's wrong, man. 1854 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,439 - Okay. 1855 01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:08,675 - Oh, what about Rio? 1856 01:24:08,677 --> 01:24:10,044 - I like Rio, you know that. 1857 01:24:10,046 --> 01:24:11,111 - I love Rio. 1858 01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:13,647 What? 1859 01:24:13,649 --> 01:24:15,282 You're not excited about Rio. 1860 01:24:15,284 --> 01:24:16,583 Okay, you must've forgotten 1861 01:24:16,585 --> 01:24:18,869 about that night in the rainforest. 1862 01:24:18,870 --> 01:24:21,154 - I didn't forget about the night in the rainforest, Smuts. 1863 01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:23,190 Why can't we keep it simple, you know? 1864 01:24:23,192 --> 01:24:24,058 Like in the movie. 1865 01:24:24,060 --> 01:24:25,059 - What? 1866 01:24:26,095 --> 01:24:27,311 Okay, okay. 1867 01:24:27,312 --> 01:24:28,528 Three feet, three feet, three feet. 1868 01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:32,332 Okay, that's it. 1869 01:24:32,334 --> 01:24:33,600 The sun's sizzling your brain. 1870 01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:34,835 We've climbed too close. 1871 01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:36,737 C'mon, we need some UV. 1872 01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,373 Here, use this. 1873 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:40,507 It really works. 1874 01:24:40,509 --> 01:24:41,442 - Yeah, I know. 1875 01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:43,261 I got the whole line. 1876 01:24:43,262 --> 01:24:45,079 Even their eye moisturizer's incredible, isn't it? 1877 01:24:45,081 --> 01:24:46,480 Soothing, too. 1878 01:24:46,482 --> 01:24:48,315 - You really miss her, don't ya? 1879 01:24:50,086 --> 01:24:51,085 - I do not. 1880 01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:54,421 - From my perspective, you never stopped loving her. 1881 01:24:54,423 --> 01:24:56,223 No matter what your cover was, 1882 01:24:56,225 --> 01:24:58,225 you can't disguise what's in your heart. 1883 01:24:58,227 --> 01:25:00,194 (somber piano music) 1884 01:25:00,196 --> 01:25:01,161 - Yeah. 1885 01:25:02,631 --> 01:25:04,581 Yeah, maybe. 1886 01:25:04,582 --> 01:25:06,532 - You know, I really didn't hear what you said. 1887 01:25:06,535 --> 01:25:09,636 But that sounded really fucking beautiful, Suckerfish. 1888 01:25:09,638 --> 01:25:10,637 - Thanks, man. 1889 01:25:10,639 --> 01:25:15,709 - Hey, you wanna get a beer with me later on? 1890 01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:16,710 - I'd like that. 1891 01:25:16,712 --> 01:25:18,378 - Just kidding. 1892 01:25:18,380 --> 01:25:20,247 I'm not for the sweet stuff, let's move. 1893 01:25:20,249 --> 01:25:23,250 (both grunting) 1894 01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:25,185 (ice crumbling) 1895 01:25:25,187 --> 01:25:27,454 Hold up, we got a problem. 1896 01:25:28,858 --> 01:25:32,192 (soft tribal music) 1897 01:25:42,271 --> 01:25:43,537 - Excuse me, sir. 1898 01:25:43,539 --> 01:25:44,404 (man mumbling) 1899 01:25:44,406 --> 01:25:45,806 Jimbo? 1900 01:25:45,808 --> 01:25:47,241 - Very good Jimbo. 1901 01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:51,645 Debit or credit? 1902 01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:58,385 (jet whooshing) (rhythmic Asian music) 1903 01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:23,477 - "Pam, I hope you enjoy the basket. 1904 01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:26,163 "I think it would've been perfect 1905 01:26:26,164 --> 01:26:28,848 "for the second dinner party we never got to have." 1906 01:26:30,819 --> 01:26:32,186 Dinner party. 1907 01:26:33,422 --> 01:26:34,955 What dinner party? 1908 01:26:45,434 --> 01:26:48,735 (soft bluegrass music) 1909 01:27:03,485 --> 01:27:08,622 (tranq dart whooshing) (Corey grunting) 1910 01:27:10,826 --> 01:27:15,963 (soft intriguing music) (Corey wincing) 1911 01:27:17,466 --> 01:27:19,466 - What the hell is this? 1912 01:27:19,468 --> 01:27:23,003 - Corey, this is an intervention. 1913 01:27:23,005 --> 01:27:24,338 - Oh god, not again. 1914 01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:25,422 For what? 1915 01:27:25,423 --> 01:27:26,505 - Because you're miserable. 1916 01:27:26,508 --> 01:27:27,908 - I'm not miserable. 1917 01:27:29,511 --> 01:27:31,378 - Oh, no no no no. 1918 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:32,696 What? 1919 01:27:32,697 --> 01:27:34,013 - Yeah, we started dating after the dinner party. 1920 01:27:34,014 --> 01:27:35,330 - You've been dating Brianna this whole time 1921 01:27:35,331 --> 01:27:36,647 and you didn't tell me? 1922 01:27:36,652 --> 01:27:39,019 - Look, what was I supposed to say? 1923 01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:41,387 I mean I'm in covert ops with your ex-wife's best friend? 1924 01:27:41,390 --> 01:27:43,490 - I love it when he talks like that. 1925 01:27:43,492 --> 01:27:44,491 - You guys? 1926 01:27:46,662 --> 01:27:48,295 I figured you hated me. 1927 01:27:48,297 --> 01:27:51,498 I was a total pain in the ass and completely self-centered. 1928 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,700 - I don't care what you were. 1929 01:27:53,702 --> 01:27:55,486 After I canned your ass, 1930 01:27:55,487 --> 01:27:57,271 these guys wouldn't shut up about your spy tactics. 1931 01:27:57,273 --> 01:27:58,705 When I finally let them try it, 1932 01:27:58,707 --> 01:28:00,707 they broke all your sales records. 1933 01:28:00,709 --> 01:28:03,043 - Yup, made him go method. 1934 01:28:03,045 --> 01:28:04,795 - We also got a bowling coach 1935 01:28:04,796 --> 01:28:06,546 and kicked the shit outta Diana's Floral. 1936 01:28:06,548 --> 01:28:08,515 - Bob's been wearin' his wrist guard. 1937 01:28:08,517 --> 01:28:10,951 - (chuckles) All right, well 1938 01:28:10,953 --> 01:28:12,619 this is all well and good, guys. 1939 01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:14,554 But somebody please tell me 1940 01:28:14,556 --> 01:28:17,958 why the hell you went through all this trouble and what for? 1941 01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:19,826 - [Pam] Because I had to test the new tranq gun. 1942 01:28:20,763 --> 01:28:24,498 (soothing romantic music) 1943 01:28:26,402 --> 01:28:27,918 - Hey. 1944 01:28:27,919 --> 01:28:29,435 - It's actually my tranq gun. - Dude. 1945 01:28:29,438 --> 01:28:32,056 - So you're the reason for this intervention? 1946 01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:34,675 - Well if you're not too busy tryin' to save the world, 1947 01:28:34,677 --> 01:28:36,943 I thought we should give us another shot, 1948 01:28:37,746 --> 01:28:38,879 a different shot. 1949 01:28:38,881 --> 01:28:41,282 You know if you hadn't been a spy, 1950 01:28:41,283 --> 01:28:43,684 I would've never woken up and realized who I really am. 1951 01:28:44,853 --> 01:28:47,654 - What about just being still looking in the mirror? 1952 01:28:48,590 --> 01:28:50,891 - Where's the adventure in that, my dear? 1953 01:28:50,893 --> 01:28:53,427 - So does this mean we get to take a second honeymoon? 1954 01:28:53,429 --> 01:28:54,561 - Anywhere you want. 1955 01:28:54,563 --> 01:28:57,548 - What do you think about Kathmandu? 1956 01:28:57,549 --> 01:29:00,534 - Oh you know what they say, "What happens in Kathmandu, 1957 01:29:00,536 --> 01:29:02,536 "stays in Kathmandu." - "Stays in Kathmandu." 1958 01:29:02,538 --> 01:29:05,806 (soft romantic music) 1959 01:29:07,009 --> 01:29:09,676 - [Corey] Okay, so maybe the whole intervention thing 1960 01:29:09,678 --> 01:29:12,412 was a little extreme. 1961 01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:17,417 But if we embrace our primal caveman instincts 1962 01:29:17,419 --> 01:29:19,553 instead of hiding from them in suburbia, 1963 01:29:21,090 --> 01:29:25,625 we'll realize that every day can be an adventure. 1964 01:29:25,627 --> 01:29:28,895 (soft romantic music) 1965 01:29:44,980 --> 01:29:48,482 ¶ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ¶ 1966 01:29:48,484 --> 01:29:52,386 ("Wheels Fall Off" by Madyx) 1967 01:29:58,527 --> 01:30:02,562 ¶ You can try to stop me ¶ 1968 01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:04,765 ¶ You can try to stop me ¶ 1969 01:30:04,767 --> 01:30:07,401 ¶ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ¶ 1970 01:30:07,403 --> 01:30:09,669 ¶ You ¶ 1971 01:30:09,671 --> 01:30:11,972 ¶ You ¶ 1972 01:30:11,974 --> 01:30:13,874 ¶ You you ¶ 1973 01:30:13,876 --> 01:30:15,359 ¶ You ¶ 1974 01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:16,843 ¶ You you you ¶ 1975 01:30:16,845 --> 01:30:21,782 ¶ You can try to stop me ¶ 1976 01:30:21,784 --> 01:30:25,102 ¶ You can try to stop me ¶ 1977 01:30:25,103 --> 01:30:28,421 ¶ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ¶ 1978 01:30:29,024 --> 01:30:31,925 ¶ Don't call me your baby ¶ 1979 01:30:31,927 --> 01:30:33,427 ¶ Mistake me for a lady ¶ 1980 01:30:33,429 --> 01:30:35,012 ¶ Don't you ¶ 1981 01:30:35,013 --> 01:30:36,596 ¶ Don't you know that I'm crazy ¶ 1982 01:30:36,598 --> 01:30:38,999 ¶ Don't you know that I'm ¶ 1983 01:30:39,001 --> 01:30:41,034 ¶ Don't say that you want me ¶ 1984 01:30:41,036 --> 01:30:42,169 ¶ Don't say that you ¶ 1985 01:30:42,171 --> 01:30:43,703 ¶ You need me ¶ 1986 01:30:43,705 --> 01:30:46,039 ¶ Don't you dare believe me ¶ 1987 01:30:46,041 --> 01:30:51,144 ¶ Don't you know that I'm ¶ 1988 01:30:54,683 --> 01:30:59,152 ¶ But I'm goin' 'til the wheels fall off ¶ 1989 01:30:59,154 --> 01:31:03,089 (intriguing orchestral music) 132990

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