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>> Announcer: TONIGHT, ON "LATE
NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS."
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RACHEL McADAMS
STAR OF "SEARCH PARTY," ACTOR
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AND COMEDIAN, JOHN EARLY
AN ALL NEW "CLOSER LOOK.
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FEATURING THE 8G BAND WITH
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FRED ARMISEN
♪
AND NOW, SETH MEYERS
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>> Seth: WELCOME TO "LATE
NIGHT.
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HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT
SINCE I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE
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ATTIC, I GUESS IT'S JUST A
QUESTION FOR ME.
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AND I GUESS I'D SAY I'M FINE,
YOU KNOW
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ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.
LET'S GET TO THE NEWS.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP IS EXPECTED TO
CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY ON
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JULY 3rd WITH A FIREWORKS
DISPLAY OVER MT. RUSHMORE.
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SO I GUESS MY ONLY QUESTION IS,
JULY 3rd
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I KNOW HE'S DUMB, BUT DOES HE
REALLY THINK THE FOURTH OF JULY
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IS ON THE THIRD OF JULY.
I CAN JUST SEE HIM HANGING
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AROUND PUNXSUTAWNEY THE DAY
BEFORE GROUNDHOG DAY
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"WELL, THIS RAT IS NOT COMING
OUT AT ALL
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SO I GUESS WINTER'S CANCELED?"
PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED
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YESTERDAY HE HAD BROUGHT BACK
THE LOBSTER AND FISHING INDUSTRY
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IN MAINE AFTER FORMER PRESIDENT
OBAMA DESTROYED IT AND ADDED,
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QUOTE, "ENJOY YOUR 'LOBSTERING'
AND FISHING.
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MAKE LOTS OF MONEY."
OKAY, WHAT'S WITH THE QUOTES
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AROUND LOBSTERING?
YOU SOUND LIKE A FOX NEWS
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ANCHOR
THEY CALL IT LOBSTERING, AND
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YOUR KIDS MIGHT BE DOING IT.
BY THE WAY, IT'S WHEN YOU DIP
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YOUR [ BLEEP ] IN HOT BUTTER AND
PUT IT ON YOUR FRIEND'S
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FOREHEAD
IT'S AN ‐‐ ONE THING
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"DO I DETECT A BIT OF BUTTER ON
YOUR FOREHEAD THERE, PAT
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YOU GET LOBSTERED LAST NIGHT,
PAT?
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TODAY ‐‐ TODAY WAS NATIONAL WORK
FROM HOME TODAY.
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DON'T WORRY IF YOU MISSED IT,
CELEBRATIONS WILL GO ON ALL YEAR
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LONG
AT A PRESS CONFERENCE YESTERDAY,
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PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED
PROTESTORS ARE NOW LOOKING TO
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TAKE DOWN STATUES OF
JESUS CHRIST
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OH, DUDE, IT'S WORSE THAN YOU
THINK.
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I WAS IN THE PARK THIS MORNING,
AND I COULDN'T FIND ONE STATUE
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OF JESUS
THE PROTESTERS ALREADY GOT THEM
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ALL.
THAT'S RIGHT
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PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED
PROTESTERS ARE NOW LOOKING TO
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TAKE DOWN STATUES OF
JESUS CHRIST
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ADDED TRUMP, "WHICH WAS A SHAME
'CAUSE HE WAS A GREAT MAN WHO ‐‐
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WHO, I DON'T KNOW, DISCOVERED
THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE OR
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SOMETHING.
"YOU GET LOBSTERED, PAT?
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GOT SOME BUTTER.
GO A LITTLE BIT OF BUTTER ON
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YOUR EYEBROWS, PAT."
THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE
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HELD AN OVERSIGHT HEARING
YESTERDAY ON ATTORNEY GENERAL
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WILLIAM BARR'S HANDLING OF THE
JUSTICE DEPARTMENT
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WELL, AT LEAST THEY STARTED TO
AND THEN BARR ANNOUNCED THAT
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THEY'D ALL RESIGNED.
NEW YORK GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO
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ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY THAT THE
FINAL PHASE OF HIS STATE'S
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CORONAVIRUS REOPENING WILL NOT
INCLUDE GYMS
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"WELL, THERE GOES MY VOTE," SAID
HIS BROTHER.
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SAID HIS SUPER JACKED BROTHER.
THAT'S RIGHT
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ANDREW CUOMO ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY
THAT THE FINAL PHASE OF THE
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REOPENING WILL NOT INCLUDE MOVIE
THEATERS, MALLS OR GYMS.
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BUT DON'T WORRY, THE FIREWORKS
STORE WILL BE OPEN 24/7, 365
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YOU GUYS WANT TO CHILL OUT
DURING THE PANDEMIC, GET READY
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FOR SOME FIREWORKS
A CASTING AGENCY IN NEW ZEALAND
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LOOKING FOR TALENT FOR THE
UPCOMING "LORD OF THE RINGS" TV
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SERIES RECENTLY POSTED AN AD
CALLING FOR UNUSUAL AND FUNNY
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LOOKING ACTORS WHICH I GUESS
EXPLAINS THAT E‐MAIL FROM MY
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AGENT.
IN AN EFFORT TO REDUCE THE
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AMOUNT OF PLASTIC GARBAGE,
OFFICIALS IN GERMANY BANNED
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BALLOON HOLDERS.
WAIT, WHAT'S A BALLOON HOLDER?
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OH, MY GOD, YOU MEAN A CHILD
GERMANY, YOU ARE ‐‐ YOU ARE
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CRAZY FOR THIS ONE, GERMANY.
AND FINALLY, INSTEAD OF USING
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PICKUP LINES, USERS OF THE
DATING APP TINDER HAVE
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REPORTEDLY BEEN ASKING "HOW ARE
YOU" OR "ARE YOU OKAY" DURING
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THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC, EXCEPT
IN NEW YORK WHERE THEY ARE
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ASKING, "DO YOU HAVE A YARD?
AND IN BOSTON THEY ASK, "YOU
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LIKE GETTING LOBSTERED
SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU LIKE GETTING
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LOBSTERED.
THAT WAS THE MONOLOGUE
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WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
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THE WONDERFUL RACHEL McADAMS
WILL BE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HER
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NEW MOVIE WITH WILL FERRELL,
"EUROVISION SONG CONTEST: THE
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STORY OF FIRE SAGA."
PLUS HIS SHOW "SEARCH PARTY" IS
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BACK
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THE VERY FUNNY JOHN EARLY WILL
JOIN ME.
BUT FIRST, "A CLOSER LOOK.
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AND WELCOME BACK TO THE ATTIC.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER, I NEVER EVER
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ANTICIPATED THAT I'D BE DOING MY
SHOW, NOT IN A TELEVISION STUDIO
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BUT IN QUIET SOLITUDE IN MY
ATTIC, SLOWLY DESCENDING INTO AN
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EVER‐DEEPENING CHASM OF INFINITE
MADNESS.
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BUT, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I'VE
REALLY GROWN TO LIKE IT.
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YOU KNOW, THERE'S A MAGICAL
QUALITY TO THIS ATTIC, AS
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EVIDENCED BY THE FACT THAT MY
BELOVED COPY OF "THE THORN
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BIRDS" HAS MULTIPLIED.
IT MUTATED INTO ANAGRAMS OF
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ITSELF, UNPUBLISHED SEQUELS,
SIMILAR SOUNDING TITLES AND EVEN
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OTHER LITERARY CLASSICS WITH A
"THORN BIRDS" TWIST.
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AND LET'S BE CLEAR, THAT'S
MAGIC.
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THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M DOING,
BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A COLOSSAL
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WASTE OF TIME.
THE DOOR BEHIND ME HAS PROVIDED
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ENTRY TO NOT ONLY WASPS AND
FIREMEN BUT ACADEMY AWARD
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NOMINEE ETHAN HAWKE LEAVING SOME
TO ASK, "SETH, HAVE YOU EVER
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THOUGHT OF GOING THROUGH THAT
DOOR?"
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AND YEAH, THE DOOR DOES SPEAK
AND BECKON FOR MY ENTRY, BUT I
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ASSURE YOU I HAVE NO INTEREST IN
FINDING OUT WHERE IT LEADS
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AND I CERTAINLY WILL NOT BE
LURED BY ITS SIREN CALL.
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AND SPEAKING OF IGNORING THINGS,
SEGUE WAY, THE PRESIDENT HAS
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DECIDED TO INHABIT AN ALTERNATE
REALITY WHERE THE CORONAVIRUS
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PANDEMIC JUST DOESN'T EXIST,
EVEN AS THE U. S. SETS A
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SINGLE‐DAY RECORD FOR NEW CASES.
FOR MORE ON THIS, IT'S TIME FOR
"A CLOSER LOOK."
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>> Seth: AN UNDENIABLE LESSON OF
THE TRUMP ERA HAS BEEN THAT ONE
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OF OUR TWO MAJOR POLITICAL
PARTIES IS FILLED WITH MENTALLY
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UNWELL WEIRDOS
YESTERDAY, FOR EXAMPLE, AT A
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HEARING ON ATTORNEY GENERAL
BILL BARR'S VARIOUS ABUSES OF
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POWER, GOP CONGRESSMAN
LOUIE GOHMERT TRIED TO DROWN OUT
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A WITNESS'S TESTIMONY BY BANGING
THE TABLE.
AND HE WOULDN'T STOP
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>> THIS CONDUCT IN PARTICULAR
GIVES CAUSE FOR GREAT CONCERN
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ABOUT WHAT BARR MAY DO NEXT.
JUST ONE ‐‐ ANOTHER 30 SECONDS
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IN CLOSING, IT NEEDS TO BE SAID
THAT BILL BARR DOES REGULARLY
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LIE IN WAYS THAT IMPACT OFFICIAL
ACTION
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ALONG WITH HIS CONTINUING MEDIA
PROJECT TO MAKE AMERICANS
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BELIEVE THAT THE FBI CONSPIRED
AGAINST DONALD TRUMP ‐
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>> THE WITNESS WILL CONTINUE
>> CAN I HAVE ONE MORE SENTENCE,
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YOUR HONOR
>> BY ALL MEANS.
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[ BANGING
>> OKAY.
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BUT TO ME, AS FAR AS HIS
CROWNING DISHONESTY, IS THE
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PORTRAIT OF EDWARD ‐ ‐
>> MR. CHAIRMAN, I WOULD ASK
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THAT THE SERGEANT‐AT‐ARMS BE
CALLED UPON TO STOP THE
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DISRUPTION OF THIS MEETING
I CAN'T HEAR THIS WITNESS.
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THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT
WITNESS.
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>> WELL, HE'S WAY BEYOND HIS
TIME
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>> AND THE CHAIR HAS ‐
>> AND IF THERE ARE NO RULES
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ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE CAN TALK,
THERE'S NO RULES ABOUT WHEN YOU
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CAN MAKE NOISE
>> Seth: AH, WELL PLAYED, SIR.
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THERE AREN'T ANY RULES ABOUT
WHEN YOU CAN MAKE NOISE.
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AND WHAT A GOOD POINT FOR A
66‐YEAR‐OLD MAN TO MAKE.
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YOU KNOW THERE IS ALSO NOT A
RULE SAYING YOU CAN'T INTERRUPT
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A WITNESS'S TESTIMONY BY
STREAKING ACROSS THE HOUSE FLOOR
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IN A GIANT FOAM COWBOY HAT
YOU GO, MERT
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IF HE'S GOING TO BE THIS
IRRITATING, CAN WE AT LEAST GET
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HIM A HECTOR SALAMANCA BELL?
I MEAN, THEY DO HAVE THE SAME
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HAIRCUT.
THAT KNOCK‐A‐PALOOZA REALLY IS
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ONE OF THE MOST CHILDISH THINGS
I'VE EVER SEEN IN CONGRESS
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AND THIS IS A PLACE WHERE
SENATORS HAVE BROUGHT SNOWBALLS
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ONTO THE SENATE FLOOR, READ
"GREEN EGGS AND HAM" AND PRINTED
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OUT A GIANT POSTER OF
MICHAEL COHEN'S FACE THAT SAID,
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"LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE."
CONGRESS IS LIKE SOME SORT OF
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MONTESSORI DAYCARE WHERE, FOR
$40,000 A YEAR, YOUR CHILD IS
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SUPERVISED BY OTHER CHILDREN
"WE LIKE TO THINK OF IT NOT AS A
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DAYCARE, BUT AS A COMMUNITY.
GOOD JOB WITH THE
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KNIFE‐JUGGLING, ASHLEY
BE WHO YOU ARE
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OH GOD
OH, THAT'S A ‐‐ THAT'S A LOT OF
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BLOOD OVER THERE."
SO THAT'S WHAT A REPUBLICAN
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MEMBER OF CONGRESS WAS DOING ON
A DAY WHEN THE U. S. SET A NEW
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SINGLE‐DAY RECORD FOR
CORONAVIRUS INFECTIONS
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AND WHAT ABOUT THE PRESIDENT
HE WAS TWEETING ABOUT ‐‐ YOU
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GUESSED IT ‐‐ LOBSTERS
"PRESIDENT OBAMA DESTROYED THE
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LOBSTER AND FISHING INDUSTRY IN
MAINE.
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NOW IT'S BACK, BIGGER AND BETTER
THAN ANYONE EVER THOUGHT
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POSSIBLE
ENJOY YOUR 'LOBSTERING' AND
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FISHING.
MAKE LOTS OF MONEY."
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COOL
SO IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE
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40 MILLION PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR
JOBS DURING THE PANDEMIC AND HAD
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TO WAIT IN LINE FOR
UNEMPLOYMENT, JUST JUMP IN A
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BOAT AND CATCH SOME LOBSTER.
INSTEAD OF A SECOND STIMULUS
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CHECK IN THE MAIL, EVERY
AMERICAN'S GONNA GET A FISHING
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NET AND A PAIR OF RUBBER BOOTS
BUT YOU GOTTA BE SUSPICIOUS WHEN
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TRUMP TWEETS A BUNCH OF NICE
THINGS ABOUT YOUR INDUSTRY OUT
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OF NOWHERE
IT'S LIKE GETTING FLOWERS FROM
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YOUR HUSBAND ON A REGULAR
TUESDAY MORNING, YOUR FIRST
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THOUGHT HAS TO BE, "WHAT DID YOU
DO."
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WELL, IT WON'T SURPRISE YOU TO
LEARN THAT TRUMP IS LYING ABOUT
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THIS, TOO.
AND WHEN YOU CAN LIE ABOUT
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LOBSTER, THE SKY IS THE LIMIT.
NEXT, HE'S GONNA TWEET,
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"UNEMPLOYMENT AMONG DOGS, BIRDS
AND LIZARDS IS AT AN ALL‐TIME
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LOW.
ENJOY!
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IN REALITY, LOBSTER EXPORTS
PLUNGED AFTER TRUMP TOOK OFFICE
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THANKS TO HIS TRADE WAR.
LOBSTERS WERE ONE OF THE FIRST
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PRODUCTS TO GET HIT WITH A
TARIFF FROM CHINA.
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UNTIL IT WENT INTO EFFECT, CHINA
WAS MAINE'S SECOND BIGGEST
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CUSTOMER, BUYING NEARLY
$129 MILLION WORTH OF LOBSTER IN
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2017
BUT EXPORTS PLUNGED 84% DURING
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THE FIRST 11 MONTHS AFTER THE
TARIFF WAS IMPOSED
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OF COURSE TRUMP IS LYING
IF HE REALLY THOUGHT HE'D MADE
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LOBSTERING SO PROFITABLE, HE'D
BE GOING FROM RESTAURANT TO
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RESTAURANT, PLUNGING HIS HANDS
INTO LOBSTER TANKS TRYING TO
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STEAL AS MANY AS HE COULD.
"DAMN YOU, YOU SON OF BITCH.
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KEEP THOSE PINCERS AWAY FROM ME.
THIS LOBSTER IS ANTIFA."
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SO A REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN WAS
BANGING ON TABLES AND THE
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PRESIDENT WAS LYING ABOUT
LOBSTER AS THE U. S. WAS SETTING
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A NEW RECORD FOR CORONAVIRUS
INFECTIONS FIVE MONTHS AFTER OUR
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FIRST OFFICIAL CASE.
REMEMBER, AT THE BEGINNING OF
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THIS OUTBREAK WHEN YOU HEARD THE
PHRASE "FLATTEN THE CURVE" OVER
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AND OVER AGAIN LIKE YOU WERE
WATCHING A BILLY BLANKS WORKOUT
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VIDEO?
"COME ON EVERYONE, TWO KNEE
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RAISES INTO A SIDE KICK.
TAE BO IS ALL ABOUT FLATTENING
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THOSE CURVES!"
THAT'S WHY WE ALL STAYED IN OUR
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HOMES WATCHING "MAURY" AND
DRINKING CEREAL STRAIGHT OUT OF
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THE BOWL IN OUR SWEATPANTS FOR
THREE MONTHS
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THE POINT WAS TO GET CASES AND
HOSPITALIZATIONS DOWN TO A
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MANAGEABLE LEVEL AND TO LIMIT
COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION SO WE
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COULD GET A RIGOROUS SYSTEM OF
TESTING AND CONTACT TRACING IN
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PLACE THAT WOULD ALLOW US TO
SAFELY GET BACK TO SOME
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SEMBLANCE OF NORMALCY.
INSTEAD, THE PRESIDENT HAS
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SQUANDERED ALL THAT, COMPLAINED
THAT TESTING MAKES HIM LOOK BAD
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AND CALLED ON HIS GOVERNMENT TO
SLOW TESTING DOWN.
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AND NOW, HIS ADMINISTRATION IS
FOLLOWING THROUGH, CUTTING
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FUNDING TO TESTING SITES AS THE
OUTBREAK REACHES ITS WORST
LEVELS YET
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>> THERE'S A NEW PLAN AT THE
WHITE HOUSE FOR HOW TO DEAL WITH
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CORONAVIRUS TESTING AT THE
FEDERAL LEVEL IN STATES ACROSS
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THE COUNTRY.
GEOFF BENNETT REPORTING THAT THE
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TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS PLANNING
TO END ITS FUNDING AND SUPPORT
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FOR CORONAVIRUS TESTING SITES AT
THE END OF THIS MONTH.
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THAT IS ON JUNE 30TH
>> Seth: THAT'S RIGHT.
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THEY'RE CUTTING FEDERAL FUNDING
FOR COMMUNITY TESTING SITES NOW,
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AS THE OUTBREAK HITS A NEW PEAK.
THAT'S LIKE A PILOT TURNING OFF
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THE SEAT BELT SIGN AFTER THEY
GRAZE A MOUNTAIN
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"DON'T WORRY FOLKS, WE JUST
NICKED ONE OF THE ROCKIES.
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FEEL FREE TO STRETCH YOUR LEGS
AND DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
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I ASSURE YOU AT LEAST HALF OF
OUR WINGS ARE STILL ATTACHED TO
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THE PLANE.
AT WHAT POINT CAN WE SAY TRUMP
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IS ACTIVELY PUTTING PEOPLE IN
HARM'S WAY
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HE HOLDS INDOOR RALLIES, REFUSES
TO WEAR A MASK AND WANTS TO CUT
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BACK ON TESTING.
SOON HE'S GONNA START GOING
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DOOR‐TO‐DOOR COUGHING ON PEOPLE
AND LICKING THEIR DOOR KNOBS
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JUST YESTERDAY, IT WAS REPORTED
THAT DOZENS OF SECRET SERVICE
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OFFICERS AND AGENTS WERE TOLD TO
SELF‐QUARANTINE AFTER TRUMP'S
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TULSA RALLY.
TRUMP IS A ONE‐MAN
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SUPERSPREADER.
HE IS THE "OZARK" SWIMMING POOL
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OF HUMAN BEINGS.
THAT'S WHY HIS SECRET SERVICE
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CODE NAME IS TYPHOID GARY.
"TYPHOID GARY IS ON THE MOVE
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WELL, LESS OF A MOVE
MORE OF A LUMBER."
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TRUMP HAS SAID REPEATEDLY, SINCE
THE DAY THIS ALL STARTED, THAT
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HE DISLIKES TESTING BECAUSE IT
MAKES HIM LOOK BAD
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AND EVEN AFTER HIS STAFF TRIED
TO CLAIM HE WAS JOKING, HE
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CORRECTED THEM AND SAID HE WAS
SERIOUS ABOUT SLOWING DOWN
TESTING.
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>> MR. PRESIDENT, AT THAT RALLY,
WHEN YOU SAID YOU ASKED YOUR
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PEOPLE TO SLOW DOWN TESTING,
WERE YOU JUST KIDDING OR DO YOU
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HAVE A PLAN TO SLOW DOWN
TESTING?
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>> I DON'T KID
BY HAVING MORE TESTS, WE FIND
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MORE CASES
THEREFORE, WE TEST, WE'RE GOING
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TO HAVE MORE CASES
BY HAVING MORE CASES, IT SOUNDS
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BAD.
>> Seth: IT SOUNDS BAD BECAUSE
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IT'S BAD
LOOK, MAN, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE
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SOUND A SMOKE ALARM MAKES, STOP
PUTTING GIANT BALLS OF ALUMINUM
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FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE.
"BUT I NEED TO KEEP MY FOIL BALL
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WARM!"
IF WE STOP TESTING FOR CASES,
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE CASES
AREN'T THERE, THAT JUST MEANS WE
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DON'T KNOW ABOUT THEM.
YOU CAN GO INTO A ROADSIDE MOTEL
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ROOM WITHOUT A BLACK LIGHT, BUT
IT DOESN'T MEAN THE LINENS ARE
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SPRINGTIME FRESH
SO NOW, OUR CURVE IS HEADED BACK
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UP AFTER MONTHS OF AMERICANS
MAKING TREMENDOUS SACRIFICES TO
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TRY TO FLATTEN IT.
MEANWHILE, THERE ARE LOTS OF
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OTHER COUNTRIES THAT REALLY DID
FLATTEN THEIR CURVES
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JUST LOOK AT THE EUROPEAN UNION,
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OR THE DOZENS OF COUNTRIES THAT
HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SUPPRESSED
THEIR OUTBREAKS.
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>> THE FIRST GROUP IS THE
COUNTRIES THAT APPEAR TO HAVE
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SUCCESSFULLY SUPPRESSED
TRANSMISSION OF THE DISEASE.
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THAT CURVE HAS COME ALL THE WAY
DOWN SO THAT THEY ARE BARELY
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REGISTERING ANY NEW CASES.
WE HAVE ANDORRA, AUSTRALIA,
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AUSTRIA, BHUTAN, CAMBODIA,
CHINA, CROATIA, CUBA, DJIBOUTI,
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ESTONIA, GREECE, ICELAND,
JAMAICA, JORDAN, KOSOVO, LATVIA,
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LEBANON, LIECHTENSTEIN,
LITHUANIA, LUXEMBOURG, MALTA,
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MAURITIUS, MONACO, MONTENEGRO,
NEW ZEALAND, SLOVAKIA, SLOVENIA,
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SOUTH KOREA, TAIWAN, THAILAND,
TUNISIA AND FINALLY VIETNAM.
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>> Seth: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
SLOW DOWN.
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HEY, HONEY, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK
ABOUT MOVING TO MAURITIUS?
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YOU ALWAYS SAID YOU LIKE THE
SAND
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YOU LIKE THE SAND, HONEY
SOUNDS LIKE A LIST OF COUNTRIES
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JAY LENO WOULD ASK A BUNCH OF
SPRING BREAKERS TO FIND ON A
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MAP.
"WHERE'S DJIBOUTI?
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"RIGHT HERE BABY
THERE'S DJIBOUTI."
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WE EVEN DID WORSE THAN ICELAND,
A COUNTRY THAT HAS A PENIS
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MUSEUM, AND WHERE, AND THIS IS
TRUE, PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE IN
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ELVES.
THE ONLY MYTHICAL CREATURES WE
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HAVE ARE PASTA GOBLINS
"FINISH YOUR ROTINI, ANTHONY, OR
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THE PASTA GOBLIN WILL COME AND
STEAL YOUR NECK.
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YEAH, THAT IS A CALLBACK TO
YESTERDAY'S "CLOSER LOOK."
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I MEAN, I'M GUESSING IT'S THE
SAME PEOPLE WHO WATCH EVERY
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NIGHT, RIGHT
ANYWAY, IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST
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"LOOK," WELCOME ABOARD
WE USED HAVE TO HAVE AN
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AUDIENCE
AMERICA COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE ONE
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THOSE COUNTRIES.
IN FACT, SOME OF THEM HAVE BEEN
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ABLE TO RESTORE THE CULTURAL
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MARKERS OF NORMALCY WE ALL
CRAVE, LIKE LIVE SPORTS, WITH
FANS IN ATTENDANCE
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>> THIS IS A WELCOME SIGHT FOR
SPORTS FANS.
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NO SOCIAL DISTANCING AND NO
MASKS AS 43,000 FANS WERE IN THE
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STADIUM FOR A RUGBY MATCH IN
NEW ZEALAND.
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THE COUNTRY HAD REMARKABLE
SUCCESS ELIMINATING THE
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CORONAVIRUS.
THIS WEEKEND'S MATCH MARKED A
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BIG MILESTONE.
NO NEW CASES OF THE VIRUS HAVE
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BEEN REPORTED IN MORE THAN THREE
WEEKS.
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>> Seth: NEW ZEALAND HAD FANS IN
ATTENDANCE AT A RUGBY MATCH.
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MEANWHILE, THE NBA IS PLANNING
ON TRAPPING ITS PLAYERS AT
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DISNEY WORLD LIKE A FAMILY STUCK
ON A THREE‐HOUR LINE FOR SPACE
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MOUNTAIN
"I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
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WASTED A FAST PASS ON JOURNEY
INTO IMAGINATION, LEBRON
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I TOLD YOU."
WE COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE
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NEW ZEALAND.
THEY'RE GOING TO LIVE SPORTING
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EVENTS AND EATING NACHOS IN THE
SUN, WHILE WE'RE STUCK HERE WITH
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PRESIDENT LOBSTER, TREKKING TO
TRADER JOE'S EVERY TWO WEEKS IN
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A BEEKEEPER'S SUIT STUFFED WITH
CLOROX WIPES
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"IF I DON'T MAKE IT BACK, DON'T
FORGET TO MICROWAVE THE MAIL."
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BECAUSE OUR OUTBREAK IS ACTUALLY
GETTING WORSE.
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WE JUST SET A NEW RECORD AND THE
PEAK IS NOW HIGHER THAN IT WAS
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BACK IN APRIL DESPITE THE FACT
THAT TRUMP AND HIS TEAM
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REPEATEDLY TOLD US THEY HAD
SUCCEEDED IN "FLATTENING THE
CURVE.
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>> WE'VE FLATTENED THE CURVE AND
REALLY MADE TREMENDOUS PROGRESS.
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>> I'M PROUD TO REPORT TO YOU AS
THE HEAD OF THE WHITE HOUSE
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CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE, WE
SLOWED THE SPREAD.
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WE FLATTENED THE CURVE
>> I THINK YOU WILL SEE BY JUNE
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A LOT OF THE COUNTRY SHOULD BE
BACK TO NORMAL, AND THE HOPE IS
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BY JULY, THE COUNTRY IS REALLY
ROCKING AGAIN.
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>>> Seth: IS THERE ANYTHING LESS
"ROCKING" THAN HEARING
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JARED KUSHNER SAY "ROCKING?"
IF JAMES HETFIELD SAID, "ARE YOU
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READY TO ROCK?
AND THEN JARED KUSHNER CAME ON
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STAGE, FANS WOULD TEAR THE PLACE
TO THE GROUND.
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WHAT EVEN CONSTITUTES ROCKING
FOR KUSHNER?
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A SECOND GLASS OF ROSE ON THE
CATAMARAN?
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LET'S JUST FACE FACTS, JARED IS
STEFF FROM "PRETTY IN PINK" WITH
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WORSE HAIR
BECAUSE, STEFF, YOU WERE A REAL
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A‐HOLE
BUT WITH HAIR LIKE THAT, I JUST
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CAN'T STAY MAD
WAIT, WOULD I LIKE KUSHNER IF HE
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HAD STEFF HAIR
NOPE
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TAKE IT AWAY
AND THAT'S A SECOND CALLBACK TO
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YESTERDAY'S "CLOSER LOOK."
TRUMP HAS DECIDED TO JUST IGNORE
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AND, EVEN WORSE, ACTIVELY COVER
UP A NATIONAL CATASTROPHE THAT
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IS ONLY GETTING WORSE, DESPITE
MONTHS OF SACRIFICES BY
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AMERICANS WHO ENDURED TREMENDOUS
PAIN
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THERE'S NO WAY TO CONCLUDE
ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE FACT
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THAT THE PRESIDENT IS ACTIVELY
PUTTING AMERICANS IN HARM'S WAY
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TO SERVE HIS OWN NARROW
POLITICAL AGENDA
IT'S TRUE, EVEN THOUGH ‐
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>> IT SOUNDS BAD
>> Seth: THIS HAS BEEN "A CLOSER
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LOOK."
PAPA
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♪
>> Seth: AS NEW YORK WORKS HARD
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TO REOPEN UNDER PHASE TWO,
REMEMBER THAT WE'RE STILL A CITY
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IN CRISIS AND CITY HARVEST HAS
BEEN STEPPING UP TO MEET THE
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INCREASED NEED
THERE'S A WEBSITE BELOW TO
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DONATE
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
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RACHEL McADAMS
♪
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FOR MORE OF SETH'S "CLOSER
LOOKS," BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO
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"LATE NIGHT" ON YOUTUBE.
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>> Seth: OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT
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IS AN ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED
ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM FILMS SUCH
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AS "SPOTLIGHT," "MEAN GIRLS" AND
"DOCTOR STRANGE.
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SHE STARS OPPOSITE WILL FERRELL
IN "EUROVISION SONG CONTEST: THE
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STORY OF FIRE SAGA," WHICH
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PREMIERES ON NETFLIX THIS
FRIDAY
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
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>> I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT,
LARS
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I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D LEAVE
HUSAVIK, AND NOW LOOK AT US.
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[ NATURE SOUNDS
>> I ‐
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>> AH ‐‐
>> NAH
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>> NAH
>> NAH
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[ INDISCIRNABLE
>> WHY
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>> WE CAN'T.
WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE MUSIC.
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>> OH, YES
>> Seth: HERE'S MY CONVERSATION
WITH RACHEL McADAMS.
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>> HI, I'M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
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>> Seth: I'M GOOD.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
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HERE
I WANT TO START BY ASKING YOU A
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QUESTION BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU
DID A THING THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE
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HAVE FANTASIZED ABOUT DOING
DURING THESE TIMES, WHICH IS YOU
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DROVE AN RV WITH YOUR FAMILY
CROSS‐COUNTRY.
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>> YES
YEAH
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I'M KIND OF SURPRISED I'M HERE
TO TELL THE TALE
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BUT YEAH, WE TOOK A 40‐FOOT RV
FROM THE EAST COAST TO THE WEST
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COAST OVER ABOUT EIGHT DAYS.
>> Seth: NOW, PEOPLE, I THINK,
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IN THEIR HEAD ONLY SEE THE
BEAUTIFUL SIDE OF THAT
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WAS IT WORTH IT?
DO YOU RECOMMEND IT?
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>> I DO.
ACTUALLY, EVERYONE WAS SAYING TO
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US, "YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE."
AND THEN ‐‐ BECAUSE I HAVE A
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2‐YEAR‐OLD
BUT IT ACTUALLY ‐‐ IT WAS SO
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MUCH FUN
WE ‐‐ WE HAD THE BEST TIME
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WE WENT THROUGH 11 STATES.
AND, I MEAN, THE RV IS A LITTLE
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WORSE FOR WEAR
[ LAUGHTER ]
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WE MADE A FEW MISTAKES ALONG THE
WAY.
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IT TOOK US A LITTLE WHILE TO GET
THE HANG OF IT
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WE LEFT THE AWNING OPEN ONE DAY
AND DROVE AWAY ‐
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>> Seth: OKAY.
>> AND TOOK DOWN A TREE.
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I INSISTED ON SAVING ALL THE
RECYCLING.
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'CAUSE ‐
>> Seth: OKAY.
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>> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY
THERE, THERE WASN'T REALLY
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ANYWHERE TO RECYCLE THINGS SO I
WAS COLLECTING AND SAVING IT
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ALL.
AND WE WERE STASHING IT IN THE
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COMPARTMENTS UNDER THE RV.
AND THERE WAS SO MUCH THAT IT
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EXPLODED
IT OPENED ONE DAY ON THE ROAD.
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AND ALL THE PEOPLE ARE HONKING
AT US.
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AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT AND
COLLECTING UP ALL THE RECYCLING.
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AND YOU HAVE TO LOCK ‐‐ YOU
HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU LOCK THE
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FRIDGE AND LOCK THE FREEZER
EVERY TIME BEFORE YOU PULL OUT
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BECAUSE ONCE IT GETS ROCKING ‐‐
ANYWAY, ONE TIME I FORGOT, AND A
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GIANT JAR OF PICKLES SMASHED
I MEAN, I FEEL I SHOULDN'T
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PROBABLY BE SAYING THIS BECAUSE
WE BORROWED IT FROM SOMEONE.
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HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY OF THESE
THINGS HAPPENED >> Seth: YEAH,
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HOPEFULLY HE'S NOT A LOYAL
VIEWER OF THIS SHOW 'CAUSE I
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THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE LAST
TIME YOU BORROW IT
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I WILL SAY THIS STARTED AS ME
WANTING TO TAKE A TRIP LIKE
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THIS
AND THE MORE YOU WENT ON, THE
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LESS ENAMORED I AM WITH THE
IDEA
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>> I SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH
THE BAD THINGS AND THEN SAID IT
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REALLY WAS ONE OF THE BEST TIMES
OF MY LIFE
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>> Seth: SO YOU HAVE THIS REALLY
WONDERFUL MOVIE CALLED
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"EUROVISION: A SAGA OF FIRE.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE ‐‐ IT'S A
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LONGER TITLE THEN JUST
EUROVISION
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YOU CAN SEARCH ON NETFLIX FOR
EUROVISION, IT'S THE ONE THING
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THAT COMES UP.
WHAT IS IT
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A SAGA
>> WELL, ORIGINALLY THEY WERE
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GOING TO CALL IT "THE SAGA OF
FIRE SAGA," BUT THAT WAS HARD TO
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TRANSLATE INTO SO MANY
LANGUAGES.
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SO "IT'S THE STORY OF FIRE SAGA"
WHICH IS THE BAND THAT WILL AND
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00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,102
I ARE IN
>> Seth: GOTCHA.
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DID YOU ‐‐ NOW, I LIVED ABROAD
FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS IN HOLLAND
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WHERE EUROVISION WAS A HUGE
DEAL
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WERE YOU AWARE OF IT AT ALL
BEFORE YOU TOOK ON THIS ROLE
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>> NO.
I'M CANADIAN, SO WE ‐‐ IT'S NOT
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BROADCAST IN NORTH AMERICA
ANYWHERE SO I TOTALLY MISSED
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OUT.
I HEARD OF IT WHEN A CONTESTANT
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NAMED CONCHITA WURST WON FOR
AUSTRIA.
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AND THEN ‐‐ AND THEN I DIDN'T ‐‐
IT SORT OF DIDN'T COME UP AGAIN
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UNTIL I WAS ON A PLANE TO
TEL AVIV DOING RESEARCH FOR THIS
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FILM, ACTUALLY GOING TO LAST
YEAR'S EUROVISION.
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00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:26,275
AND THAT WAS MY FIRST EXPOSURE
SO I GOT SORT OF THROWN INTO IT.
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>> Seth: AND IT'S A HUGE DEAL.
THIS IS A HUGE WORLDWIDE DEAL.
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PEOPLE MIGHT THINK THAT IT'S
SOME LIKE SMALL ESOTERIC THING
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THAT YOU GUYS DECIDED TO MAKE A
MOVIE ABOUT, BUT IT'S LIKE A
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SUPER BOWL
>> IT'S MASSIVE.
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IT'S TWICE THE SUPER BOWL.
IT'S LIKE 200 MILLION PEOPLE
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TUNE INTO THIS
AND IT'S A ‐‐ IT'S LIKE A HUGE
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EVENT.
DID YOU ‐‐ DID YOU PARTICIPATE
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WHEN YOU WERE IN HOLLAND IN ANY
WAY?
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>> Seth: WE WOULD.
I MEAN THERE WOULD BE VIEWING
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PARTIES WHERE YOU'D ALL GET
TOGETHER AND PEOPLE WERE REALLY
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00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:58,173
EXCITED TO WATCH, YOU KNOW, THE
COUNTRY OF THEIR ORIGIN PERFORM.
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>> TO ME IT FELT LIKE THE
OLYMPICS FOR A SINGING
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00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,612
COMPETITION.
THE PRIDE THAT GOES INTO EACH
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00:21:03,612 --> 00:21:08,550
ACT THAT'S GOING IS JUST ‐‐ AND
EVERYONE'S ‐‐
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00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:10,486
WHAT I LOVE, TOO, IS THAT YOU
LISTEN TO ALL THE MUSIC ON THE
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RADIO.
EVERY TIME WE GOT INTO A TAXI IN
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TEL AVIV, ALL THE SONGS WERE
PLAYING BEFORE THE COMPETITION
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EVEN STARTED
SO EVERYONE'S GETTING TO KNOW
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THE MUSIC RATHER THAN IT JUST
BEING A FIRST TIME THING
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00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:24,733
SO I DON'T KNOW, PEOPLE
REALLY ‐‐ BUT IT IS ONE OF THOSE
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00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:27,569
THINGS WHERE PEOPLE LOVE IT OR
HATE IT.
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00:21:27,569 --> 00:21:31,173
I MEAN, I'VE HAD A FEW PEOPLE
DURING PRESS SAY, "I HATE
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00:21:31,173 --> 00:21:33,142
EUROVISION, BUT I LOVE THIS
MOVIE.
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00:21:33,142 --> 00:21:36,311
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Seth: YOU ‐‐ SO YOU MENTIONED
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TEL AVIV
SO YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO THE
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FINALS AND YOU FILMED THERE.
AND I'M WONDERING IF YOU'RE A
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SUPER FAN GOING TO EUROVISION
AND THEY HAVE YOU THEN PAUSE FOR
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00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:49,658
A SECOND TO WATCH RACHEL McADAMS
AND WILL FERRELL GET ON STAGE TO
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00:21:49,658 --> 00:21:51,460
SHOOT A SCENE.
WERE THEY EXCITED BY THAT AS
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00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:55,597
WELL
>> I MEAN, THEY WERE JUST SHY OF
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00:21:55,597 --> 00:22:00,836
BOOING US OFF THE STAGE.
THEY WERE LIKE, "WE ARE HERE TO
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00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:05,073
SEE ICELAND, AND HUNGARY, AND
OUR COUNTRY PEOPLE AND WE DON'T
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00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:08,210
CARE ABOUT YOUR NETFLIX MOVIE.
YEAH, THE FIRST A. D., HE HAD THE
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00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:10,712
HARDEST JOB 'CAUSE HE HAD TO
STAND UP ON THE STAGE.
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00:22:10,712 --> 00:22:13,148
CAUSE WE WERE TRYING ‐‐ WE WERE
TRYING TO GET SHOTS OF THE
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00:22:13,148 --> 00:22:14,850
AUDIENCE BECAUSE WE COULD NEVER
REPLICATE THAT ‐
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00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:16,585
>> Seth: YEAH.
>> YOU KNOW, LATER
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00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,988
WE WERE ON GREEN SCREENS AND
STUFF LIKE THAT.
452
00:22:19,988 --> 00:22:22,491
SO YEAH, HE WAS LIKE, "GIVE IT
UP FOR WILL AND RACHEL."
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00:22:22,491 --> 00:22:24,126
YOU KNOW
AND EVERYONE IS WAVING THEIR
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00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:27,196
LITTLE FLAGS LIKE ‐‐
>> Seth: IS THERE REAL ‐
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00:22:27,196 --> 00:22:28,831
>> "OKAY, WHEN IS THE SHOW
STARTING?"
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00:22:28,831 --> 00:22:31,800
>> Seth: NOTHING IS WORSE THAN
BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE PERSON
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00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,304
TRYING TO EXCITE AN AUDIENCE FOR
YOU THAT DOESN'T ‐‐ THAT'S NOT
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00:22:35,304 --> 00:22:37,472
GOING TO DO IT
>> I KNOW.
459
00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:39,241
I WAS JUST SO GLAD THEY DIDN'T
MAKE ME GO UP THERE.
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00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:41,977
>> Seth: RIGHT
>> I WAS JUST SO GRATEFUL TO HIM
461
00:22:41,977 --> 00:22:44,279
FOR PUTTING HIMSELF ON THE LINE
LIKE THAT.
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00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:47,115
>> Seth: THAT'S VERY KIND.
YOU DID ‐‐ YOU MENTIONED THERE
463
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:50,485
WAS A LOT OF GREEN SCREEN STUFF.
BUT EARLY IN THE FILM, THERE'S A
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00:22:50,485 --> 00:22:52,554
MUSIC VIDEO OR SORT OF YOUR
IMAGINATION OF WHERE YOU GUYS
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00:22:52,554 --> 00:22:55,858
ARE.
AND YOU ‐‐ I HAVEN'T BEEN TO
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00:22:55,858 --> 00:22:57,292
ICELAND, WHICH IS ONE OF THE
MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES IN THE
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00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,694
WORLD.
AND YOU GUYS WERE DEFINITELY
468
00:22:58,694 --> 00:23:02,297
THERE, YES
>> WE WERE DEFINITELY THERE,
469
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:04,166
YES.
YEAH
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00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:06,435
>> Seth: VERY HARD TO SHOOT
SOMETHING ELSE FOR ICELAND
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00:23:06,435 --> 00:23:08,971
>> IT REALLY IS.
I MEAN, WE DID A FEW THINGS
472
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:12,674
WHICH WAS REALLY FUN
ON A STAGE, WE HAD TRAMPOLINES
473
00:23:12,674 --> 00:23:14,743
WILL AND I WERE BOTH ON
TRAMPOLINES FOR THAT MUSIC VIDEO
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00:23:14,743 --> 00:23:19,214
IN SCOTLAND.
AND THEN THEY PUT SPEWING LAVA
475
00:23:19,214 --> 00:23:24,820
BEHIND US.
AND ‐‐ BUT NO, FOR THE BULK OF
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00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:31,593
THAT VIDEO, WE WERE REALLY ON A
LAVA CLIFF WITH SEAGULLS, YOU
477
00:23:31,593 --> 00:23:38,267
KNOW, FLYING AROUND AND A BITTER
WIND BLOWING THROUGH OUR HAIR.
478
00:23:38,267 --> 00:23:41,536
AND IT WAS ‐‐ IT WAS ACTUALLY
THE LAST DAY OF SHOOTING, SO WE
479
00:23:41,536 --> 00:23:44,940
WERE, YOU KNOW ‐‐ WE JUST HAD A
REALLY GREAT TIME WITH IT.
480
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:48,777
AND DAVID, THE DIRECTOR, HE
DIRECTS MUSIC VIDEOS AS WELL,
481
00:23:48,777 --> 00:23:51,847
LIKE BIG MUSIC VIDEOS.
SO, YOU KNOW, HE HAD ALL THESE
482
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,449
DRONES FLYING AROUND
AND HE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW,
483
00:23:54,449 --> 00:23:56,285
REALLY LIKE, "MAKE LOVE TO THE
CAMERA."
484
00:23:56,285 --> 00:23:59,221
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, "GIVE ME SMOLDERING.
485
00:23:59,221 --> 00:24:02,557
IT'S THE ONLY TIME IN THE FILM
WHEN WE'RE ACTUALLY COOL ‐
486
00:24:02,557 --> 00:24:05,193
>> Seth: RIGHT
>> COOL ROCK STARS RATHER THAN
487
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:08,697
AWKWARD ‐‐
>> Seth: YES
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00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,433
>> NOT QUITE, ROCK STARS
SO IT WAS ‐‐ YEAH, IT WAS SUPER
489
00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:13,735
FUN.
AND ICELAND WAS LIKE YOU SAID,
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00:24:13,735 --> 00:24:16,672
JUST ‐
>> Seth: WHAT ABOUT THAT ‐‐ I
491
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,106
KNOW YOU SHOT IN A SMALL VILLAGE
IN ICELAND
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00:24:18,106 --> 00:24:21,043
WERE THEY EXCITED TO SEE YOU
>> NO.
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00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,277
>> Seth: NO.
SO YOU JUST STRUCK OUT
494
00:24:22,277 --> 00:24:27,215
EVERYWHERE
>> THEY WERE SO LOVELY
495
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:30,118
THEY CLOSED THEIR RESTAURANTS SO
WE COULD COME IN, THE WHOLE
496
00:24:30,118 --> 00:24:32,321
CREW, AT THE END OF A LONG DAY
OUT ON THE FISHING BOAT AND HAVE
497
00:24:32,321 --> 00:24:36,358
A HOT MEAL
AND THE MAYOR CAME DOWN AND HE
498
00:24:36,358 --> 00:24:41,063
BROUGHT, YOU KNOW, STUFFED
PUFFIN DOLLS AND ICELANDIC SWAG.
499
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:44,766
I MEAN THEY WERE INCREDIBLY WARM
AND WELCOMING, BUT WHEN WE WERE
500
00:24:44,766 --> 00:24:48,170
SHOOTING, THERE WAS NO ONE
[ LAUGHTER ]
501
00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:51,640
PEOPLE WOULD WALK BY AND JUST
KEEP GOING
502
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,942
I MEAN, IT WAS GREAT
WE FELT LIKE WE REALLY WERE
503
00:24:53,942 --> 00:24:56,144
LIVING THERE >> Seth: YEAH
YOU'D HEAR THE SECOND A. D. BEING
504
00:24:56,144 --> 00:24:58,914
LIKE, "HEY, FEEL FREE TO GATHER
AROUND.
505
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,350
TAKE PICTURES WITH YOUR PHONES
YOU GUYS WANT TO GET PICTURES OF
506
00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:04,453
RACHEL AND WILL?
I'LL TAKE IT IF YOU WANT TO GO
507
00:25:04,453 --> 00:25:08,190
IN."
ONCE THEY SEE THIS FILM AND SEE
508
00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:11,994
HOW YOU TREATED EUROVISION WITH
A LOT OF HEART, AND IT'S REALLY
509
00:25:11,994 --> 00:25:14,196
FUNNY.
I THINK IF YOU GUYS WENT BACK TO
510
00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:15,731
EUROVISION NEXT YEAR, THEY'D
CARRY YOU OUT ON THEIR
511
00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:17,799
SHOULDERS.
>> REALLY?
512
00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:20,402
>> Seth: YEAH, I THINK SO.
I'M NOT RECOMMENDING
513
00:25:20,402 --> 00:25:22,270
I MEAN I WOULDN'T WANT TO RISK
IT, BUT LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT
514
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,805
THAT
[ LAUGHTER ]
515
00:25:23,805 --> 00:25:25,240
>> OKAY.
THANK YOU.
516
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,276
I FEEL BETTER.
>> Seth: HEY, THANKS SO MUCH FOR
517
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,046
MAKING THE TIME FOR US
CONGRATS ON THE FILM
518
00:25:31,046 --> 00:25:32,614
AND HOPEFULLY WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT
TIME IN PERSON
519
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,182
>> YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD
THANK YOU.
520
00:25:34,182 --> 00:25:35,517
TAKE CARE.
♪
521
00:25:56,976 --> 00:25:58,253
♪
>> Seth: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A
522
00:25:58,253 --> 00:26:01,190
VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND COMEDIAN
YOU KNOW FROM "AT HOME WITH
523
00:26:01,190 --> 00:26:03,826
AMY SEDARIS" AND "NETFLIX
PRESENTS: THE CHARACTERS."
524
00:26:03,826 --> 00:26:05,394
HE STARS IN THE CRITICALLY
ACCLAIMED SERIES, "SEARCH
525
00:26:05,394 --> 00:26:07,796
PARTY.
THE ENTIRE THIRD SEASON IS
526
00:26:07,796 --> 00:26:11,567
STREAMING ON HBO MAX
HERE'S MY CONVERSATION WITH OUR
VERY GOOD FRIEND, JOHN EARLY
527
00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:15,404
>> Seth: JOHN, IT IS ALWAYS SUCH
A DELIGHT TO SEE YOU
528
00:26:15,404 --> 00:26:19,241
>> HI, SETH.
YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS
529
00:26:19,241 --> 00:26:21,310
>> Seth: THANK YOU SO MUCH
THAT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM
530
00:26:21,310 --> 00:26:23,946
YOU, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF
YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS, I'VE
531
00:26:23,946 --> 00:26:26,014
BEEN ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I'VE FORCED
INTO DOING MY OWN MAKEUP DURING
532
00:26:26,014 --> 00:26:30,385
QUARANTINE
>> SEE, I WAS GOING TO ASK,
533
00:26:30,385 --> 00:26:32,788
IF ‐‐ ARE YOU ‐‐ I JUST ASSUMED
THAT WAS A LIGHT MOISTURIZER,
534
00:26:32,788 --> 00:26:35,858
WHICH IS A SIGN OF GOOD MAKEUP
>> Seth: THANK YOU
535
00:26:35,858 --> 00:26:38,627
SEE, I FEEL VERY ‐‐ THAT MEANS
THE WORLD TO ME.
536
00:26:38,627 --> 00:26:40,696
BUT THERE IS A LITTLE POWDER
>> YEAH.
537
00:26:40,696 --> 00:26:43,732
>> Seth: THERE'S A LITTLE
FOUNDATION
538
00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:46,335
AND I JUST FEEL A LITTLE BETTER
EVERY DAY.
539
00:26:46,335 --> 00:26:48,403
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH
GENUINE PRIDE I TAKE FROM IT
540
00:26:48,403 --> 00:26:51,707
>> IT'S SO GORGEOUS.
YOU KNOW, MEN, WE'RE ‐‐ WE'RE
541
00:26:51,707 --> 00:26:55,644
SOCIALIZED TO THINK THAT'S ‐‐ TO
PUT ON MAKEUP.
542
00:26:55,644 --> 00:27:00,249
AND OF COURSE, IT IS
I WANT TO BE CLEAR
543
00:27:00,249 --> 00:27:03,418
BUT I ‐‐ BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE IS
A REAL PLEASURE IN IT.
544
00:27:03,418 --> 00:27:07,689
>> Seth: WELL, I THINK IT IS A
REMINDER THAT A LOT OF THINGS WE
545
00:27:07,689 --> 00:27:09,758
THINK WERE GAY, GAY IS OFTEN
JUST A SYNONYM FOR BETTER.
546
00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:11,860
I JUST LOOK ‐‐
>> YEAH.
547
00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:14,897
>> Seth: TO LOOK GAY IS TO LOOK
JUST BETTER THAN THE WAY YOU
548
00:27:14,897 --> 00:27:17,065
WERE LOOK IF ‐
>> YEAH.
549
00:27:17,065 --> 00:27:18,267
>> Seth: YOU WERE RESISTANT TO
THINGS THAT WERE HISTORICALLY
550
00:27:18,267 --> 00:27:20,469
STEREOTYPICAL.
>> YEAH, SO PUT AN OUNCE OF
551
00:27:20,469 --> 00:27:24,273
THOUGHT INTO YOUR APPEARANCE
>> Seth: YEAH, YOU JUST ‐‐ IF
552
00:27:24,273 --> 00:27:25,807
YOU JUST THINK A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE, YOU WILL
553
00:27:25,807 --> 00:27:27,576
LOOK BETTER.
>> YES
554
00:27:27,576 --> 00:27:30,946
I HAVE TO SAY, IT MUST BE
ACKNOWLEDGED THAT EVEN THROUGH
555
00:27:30,946 --> 00:27:35,217
3,000 MILES APART, THE SEXUAL
CHEMISTRY IS OFF THE CHARTS.
556
00:27:35,217 --> 00:27:37,085
I MEAN, EVEN WITH ZOOM ‐
>> Seth: YES
557
00:27:37,085 --> 00:27:39,922
>> WE ARE ‐‐ IT'S ELECTRIC
IT'S CRAZY
558
00:27:39,922 --> 00:27:42,424
>> Seth: WELL, IT'S INTERESTING,
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT'S
559
00:27:42,424 --> 00:27:43,759
ELECTRIC WHEN WE'RE
FACE‐TO‐FACE
560
00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:46,728
>> OF COURSE
>> Seth: AND YET NOW, OF COURSE,
561
00:27:46,728 --> 00:27:48,764
WE'RE MORE RELIANT ON ACTUAL
ELECTRICITY BECAUSE OF THE WAY
562
00:27:48,764 --> 00:27:51,733
WE'RE COMMUNICATING.
>> RIGHT
563
00:27:51,733 --> 00:27:54,670
>> Seth: AND SO IT'S ‐‐ IT MAY
BE ‐‐ IT MAY BE A FACTOR OF TWO.
564
00:27:54,670 --> 00:27:56,538
>> RIGHT
RIGHT.
565
00:27:56,538 --> 00:27:59,808
>> Seth: YEAH.
I'M GLAD ‐
566
00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:01,009
>> WHAT'S "THE THORN BIRDS?"
I'M SORRY, WHAT'S "THE THORN
567
00:28:01,009 --> 00:28:04,413
BIRDS?
>> Seth: "THE THORN BIRDS" IS ‐‐
568
00:28:04,413 --> 00:28:08,116
IT TURNS OUT MOST ATTICS IN THE
NORTHEAST JUST HAVE IT
569
00:28:08,116 --> 00:28:13,689
[ LAUGHTER ]
HAVE YOU BEEN READING?
570
00:28:13,689 --> 00:28:15,457
>> I HAVE BEEN READING
>> Seth: YOU BEEN USING
571
00:28:15,457 --> 00:28:18,760
QUARANTINE TO READ
>> I LIKE ‐‐ IT STARTED VERY ‐‐
572
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,063
IT STARTED OFF AS A PERFORMANCE
FOR SURE
573
00:28:21,063 --> 00:28:24,633
IT WAS VERY ‐‐ I WAS ON THE
PORCH LIKE IN WAR TIMES, YOU
574
00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:29,438
KNOW, READING BUT THEN IT
ACTUALLY BECAME READING.
575
00:28:29,438 --> 00:28:33,375
>> Seth: MM‐HM
>> AND YEAH, I ‐‐ IT'S ‐‐ YOU
576
00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:35,243
KNOW, THERE'S KIND OF ‐‐ WE HAVE
NO OTHER CHOICE BUT IT HAS BEEN
577
00:28:35,243 --> 00:28:39,948
SO NICE.
AGAIN, IT'S KIND OF GOES ON THE
578
00:28:39,948 --> 00:28:41,249
LIST OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, I'VE
BEEN MAKING SOURDOUGH BREAD.
579
00:28:41,249 --> 00:28:43,018
IT'S LIKE ‐‐ IT'S ANNOYING TO
TALK ABOUT
580
00:28:43,018 --> 00:28:47,389
BUT ONCE YOU KIND OF GET OVER
IT, IT IS ‐‐ IT'S SO NICE.
581
00:28:47,389 --> 00:28:50,225
IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOUR BRAIN
GOING ONE DIRECTION FOR A LONG
582
00:28:50,225 --> 00:28:53,328
PERIOD OF TIME VERSUS 14 AT ALL
TIMES VIA THE INTERNET
583
00:28:53,328 --> 00:28:55,797
>> Seth: IT'S REALLY NICE.
ALSO, I DO FIND ‐‐ I'M AWARE
584
00:28:55,797 --> 00:28:58,767
THAT I'M DOING IT.
WHEN I'M READING A BOOK THAT I
585
00:28:58,767 --> 00:29:02,137
REALLY LIKE ‐‐ I WILL ‐‐ I KNOW
IT SOUNDS BRAGGY BUT I DO WANT
586
00:29:02,137 --> 00:29:04,339
TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH PEOPLE
I WANT THEM TO READ IT SO THAT
587
00:29:04,339 --> 00:29:06,408
WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT
>> I KNOW.
588
00:29:06,408 --> 00:29:08,910
BUT IT'S SO CRAZY TO ASK SOMEONE
TO DO SOMETHING THAT TAKES
589
00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:11,146
DAYS ‐
>> Seth: YEAH.
590
00:29:11,146 --> 00:29:14,750
>> CASUALLY.
>> Seth: BUT WE SUGGEST
591
00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:16,952
TELEVISION SHOWS THAT ‐‐ YOU
KNOW WHEN YOU GET A BOOK ON
592
00:29:16,952 --> 00:29:19,321
KINDLE
SOMETIMES IT WILL SAY THIS TAKES
593
00:29:19,321 --> 00:29:23,392
FIVE HOURS TO READ
>> I DON'T HAVE KINDLE, SETH
594
00:29:23,392 --> 00:29:26,828
>> Seth: WHAT?
>> I DON'T HAVE A KINDLE, SETH
595
00:29:26,828 --> 00:29:29,097
>> Seth: I NOTICE ‐‐ I NOTICED
YOU FRAMED YOUR BOOKSHELF, JOHN.
596
00:29:29,097 --> 00:29:34,336
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OOPS.
597
00:29:34,336 --> 00:29:37,305
>> Seth: BUT YOU HAVE WATCHED
TELEVISION AS WELL
598
00:29:37,305 --> 00:29:40,776
>> I'VE WATCHED SO MUCH "TOP
CHEF."
599
00:29:40,776 --> 00:29:42,711
I'VE NEVER SEEN ‐‐ I'VE NEVER
WATCHED "TOP CHEF" UNTIL THIS
600
00:29:42,711 --> 00:29:47,349
MOMENT
IT'S BECOME LIKE A TRUE BINKY
601
00:29:47,349 --> 00:29:51,053
AFTER A CERTAIN POINT OF NIGHT
I'VE LITERALLY ‐‐ I'VE GOOGLED
602
00:29:51,053 --> 00:29:52,587
SO MANY TIMES AT LIKE 2:00 IN
THE MORNING, "ARE GAIL AND PADMA
603
00:29:52,587 --> 00:29:56,191
FRIENDS?
>> Seth: AND ARE THEY?
604
00:29:56,191 --> 00:29:58,427
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE TIME TO
GOOGLE
605
00:29:58,427 --> 00:30:00,929
>> I ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T
FOUND ANY CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
606
00:30:00,929 --> 00:30:02,864
I MEAN, AGAIN, LIKE US, THE
CHEMISTRY I FEEL BETWEEN THEM IS
607
00:30:02,864 --> 00:30:06,268
ELECTRIC
>> Seth: IT WOULD BE HARD FIND
608
00:30:06,268 --> 00:30:09,538
>> IT WOULD BE ‐‐ YEAH, IT WOULD
BE HARD FOR IT TO BE FAKE.
609
00:30:09,538 --> 00:30:13,141
BUT LIKE, I'M ‐‐ I ‐‐ JUST LIKE
ANY TIME THEY INTERACT, LIKE ANY
610
00:30:13,141 --> 00:30:15,110
COMMENT ACROSS THE JUDGES'
TABLE, I LITERALLY START
611
00:30:15,110 --> 00:30:19,147
BLUSHING
I LIKE ‐‐ I'M WILDLY IN LOVE
612
00:30:19,147 --> 00:30:24,186
WITH THEM.
>> Seth: SOMEONE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, IT
613
00:30:24,186 --> 00:30:28,123
OBVIOUSLY HURTS ME TO SAY THIS,
BUT SOMEONE THAT YOU HAVE MAYBE
614
00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:30,759
EVEN BETTER CHEMISTRY WITH THAN
YOU HAVE WITH ME IS WITH
615
00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:33,295
KATE BERLANT
>> THANK YOU
616
00:30:33,295 --> 00:30:35,897
THANK YOU.
>> Seth: AND I'M WILLING TO TAKE
617
00:30:35,897 --> 00:30:41,570
A SECOND POSITION TO HER
BUT WHAT ‐‐ YOU GUYS JUST SHOT A
618
00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:44,072
VERY FUNNY, VERY CREEPY SHORT
FILM CALLED "RACHEL" BASED ON A
619
00:30:44,072 --> 00:30:46,374
TRUE STORY
>> YES
620
00:30:46,374 --> 00:30:49,111
YES.
YES.
621
00:30:49,111 --> 00:30:52,280
WE ‐‐ WE SHOT ‐‐ WE TRIED TO
RECREATE A ‐‐ YOU KNOW, IT'S
622
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:59,054
ACTUALLY VERY, I THINK ‐‐ HOLD
FOR THE TRASH TRUCK.
623
00:30:59,054 --> 00:31:02,124
AND WE'RE GOOD
WE ‐‐ WE SHOT A ‐‐ WE SHOT A
624
00:31:02,124 --> 00:31:06,094
VERY KIND OF QUARANTINE
APPROPRIATE SHORT I'M REALIZING
625
00:31:06,094 --> 00:31:09,231
NOW.
THIS IS PRE ALL OF THIS THOUGH
626
00:31:09,231 --> 00:31:13,034
BUT, BASICALLY THIS HAPPENED TO
ME IN REAL LIFE.
627
00:31:13,034 --> 00:31:17,205
I HAD FRIENDS COME OVER AFTER A
SHOW THAT I DID, LIKE EIGHT
628
00:31:17,205 --> 00:31:20,575
FRIENDS FOR THE MOST CASUAL GET
TOGETHER
629
00:31:20,575 --> 00:31:23,445
AND THERE WERE A COUPLE OF
FRIENDS OF FRIENDS THERE
630
00:31:23,445 --> 00:31:24,846
>> Seth: MM‐HMM.
>> LIKE, PEOPLE I HAD NEVER MET
631
00:31:24,846 --> 00:31:26,915
BEFORE
SO THIS WAS KIND OF ALREADY ‐‐
632
00:31:26,915 --> 00:31:29,017
IT WAS ALREADY ‐‐
SUBCONSCIOUSLY, I WAS ALREADY
633
00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:33,722
ACCEPTING THE FACT THAT I
WOULDN'T KNOW SOME PEOPLE THERE.
634
00:31:33,722 --> 00:31:36,124
AND THIS GIRL ‐‐ LITERALLY AS I
WAS LETTING PEOPLE INTO MY HOME,
635
00:31:36,124 --> 00:31:41,062
THIS GIRL RAN UP MY STEPS SO
BOLDLY AND JUST SO CASUALLY AND
636
00:31:41,062 --> 00:31:44,533
BOLDLY
AND SHE'S LIKE, "I HAVE TO PEE."
637
00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:48,570
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, OKAY.
AND I JUST ‐‐ I JUST ASSUMED
638
00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:50,372
BECAUSE OF HER BOLDNESS, I WAS
LIKE, "WELL, SHE MUST KNOW
639
00:31:50,372 --> 00:31:53,341
SOMEONE.
AND THEN SHE LITERALLY SPENT A
640
00:31:53,341 --> 00:31:58,446
HOUR, TWO HOURS IN MY HOUSE.
JUST LIKE ‐‐ AGAIN, A PARTY OF
641
00:31:58,446 --> 00:32:00,448
LIKE EIGHT PEOPLE.
THIS IS WAS NOT ‐‐
642
00:32:00,448 --> 00:32:02,617
SHE WAS NOT INVISIBLE.
SHE WAS LIKE ‐‐ SHE TOOK HER
643
00:32:02,617 --> 00:32:05,921
SHOES OFF.
AFTER SHE WENT TO THE BATHROOM,
644
00:32:05,921 --> 00:32:07,689
TOOK HER SHOES OFF, CURLED UP ON
MY COUCH AND STARTED TALKING TO
645
00:32:07,689 --> 00:32:10,659
MY FRIENDS
IT WAS LIKE ‐‐ SHE LITERALLY ‐‐
646
00:32:10,659 --> 00:32:12,093
AND THIS IS IN THE SHORT
SHE WAS LIKE ‐‐ SHE WAS LIKE,
647
00:32:12,093 --> 00:32:14,062
"ARE YOU A DANCER" TO MY FRIEND.
MY FRIEND WAS LIKE, "NO.
648
00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:16,865
SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE A DANCER."
AND THEY LIKE ‐‐ AND THEN THEY
649
00:32:16,865 --> 00:32:19,367
HAD THIS CONVERSATION.
BECAUSE THEY WERE TALKING FOR SO
650
00:32:19,367 --> 00:32:20,502
LONG, WE JUST WERE LIKE, "I
GUESS THEY KNOW EACH OTHER."
651
00:32:20,502 --> 00:32:22,437
YOU KNOW
AT ONE POINT MY FRIEND LOOKED
652
00:32:22,437 --> 00:32:24,072
OVER THE COUCH AT ME AND WAS
LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW HER?"
653
00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:26,374
I WAS LIKE, "NO.
BUT I SAID IT IN A JOKING WAY SO
654
00:32:26,374 --> 00:32:28,944
SHE THOUGHT ‐‐ SHE THOUGHT I WAS
KIDDING.
655
00:32:28,944 --> 00:32:32,714
AND THEN ‐‐ AND THEN SLOWLY, WE
ALL STARTED TO CONNECT THE DOTS.
656
00:32:32,714 --> 00:32:35,016
WE WERE KIND OF DRUNK.
AND I STARTED PULLING PEOPLE
657
00:32:35,016 --> 00:32:37,719
BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND BEING
LIKE ‐‐ GRILLING PEOPLE, BEING
658
00:32:37,719 --> 00:32:41,022
LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW HER?"
AND ‐‐ AND PEOPLE WERE LIKE,
659
00:32:41,022 --> 00:32:44,059
"NO, I DO NOT.
AND WE ALL LIKE SLOWLY PUT IT
660
00:32:44,059 --> 00:32:47,395
TOGETHER THAT NO ONE IN THE
HOUSE KNEW WHO SHE WAS
661
00:32:47,395 --> 00:32:52,601
AND THEN WE HAD TO KICK HER OUT.
AND I LIKE ‐‐ I HAVE NEVER ‐‐ I
662
00:32:52,601 --> 00:32:56,738
AM SO AFRAID OF CONFRONTATION.
>> Seth: THAT'S ‐‐ THE SCARIEST
663
00:32:56,738 --> 00:32:59,608
PART BY FAR IS NOT BE HAVING A
STRANGER IN MY HOUSE, IT WOULD
664
00:32:59,608 --> 00:33:03,311
BE TO CONFRONT THE STRANGER AND
POSSIBLY BE FRAMED AS A RUDE
665
00:33:03,311 --> 00:33:06,815
PERSON
[ LAUGHTER ]
666
00:33:06,815 --> 00:33:10,418
>> EXACTLY
EXACTLY.
667
00:33:10,418 --> 00:33:13,588
BY THE WAY, BY A TOTAL STRANGER
WHO INTRUDED IN MY HOUSE, I'M
668
00:33:13,588 --> 00:33:17,292
WORRIED ABOUT WHAT SHE THINKS OF
ME
669
00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:21,529
ABSOLUTELY ‐‐ SO MY FRIEND KIND
OF TOOK OVER FOR ME AND LIKE,
670
00:33:21,529 --> 00:33:23,031
YOU KNOW, KICKED HER OUT
AND SHE WAS SO DEFENSIVE
671
00:33:23,031 --> 00:33:26,635
SHE WAS LIKE ‐‐ SHE WAS TREATING
US LIKE WE WERE NERDS FOR NOT
672
00:33:26,635 --> 00:33:32,207
KIND OF LETTING A STRANGER IN.
>> Seth: GREAT
673
00:33:32,207 --> 00:33:36,478
>> AND YEAH, IT WAS ‐‐ IT WAS SO
HORRIFYING AND TRULY DID NOT
674
00:33:36,478 --> 00:33:39,948
LEAVE MY SYSTEM FOR WEEKS.
IT WAS SO CREEPY
675
00:33:39,948 --> 00:33:42,684
>> Seth: YEAH.
>> WE JUST TRIED TO RECREATE IT
676
00:33:42,684 --> 00:33:44,119
AS LIKE ACCURATELY AS POSSIBLE
IN THE SHORT FILM.
677
00:33:44,119 --> 00:33:46,955
>> Seth: SO IT WAS LIKE
"UNSOLVED MYSTERIES'" RECREATION
678
00:33:46,955 --> 00:33:48,390
OF RACHEL'S INTRUSION INTO YOUR
HOME
679
00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:53,128
>> EXACTLY
>> Seth: I FEEL LIKE MY WIFE
680
00:33:53,128 --> 00:33:54,863
WOULD LET HER STAY ONLY BECAUSE
SHE TOOK HER SHOES OFF
681
00:33:54,863 --> 00:33:57,465
>> IT'S LIKE THE DUPLASS VERSION
OF HIMSELF
682
00:33:57,465 --> 00:34:00,201
>> Seth: OH.
>> SORRY, KEEP GOING BACK TO
683
00:34:00,201 --> 00:34:02,270
YOUR WIFE.
YOU ALWAYS BRING UP YOUR WIFE ‐‐
684
00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:05,340
>> Seth: SHE WOULD LET RACHEL
STAY 'CAUSE SHE TOOK HER SHOES
685
00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:08,410
OFF, WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT SHE
WOULD SAY, "LIKE THIS PERSON
686
00:34:08,410 --> 00:34:10,679
MIGHT NOT BE INVITED BUT AT
LEAST THEY HAVE THE DECENCY AS A
687
00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:12,747
GUEST TO REMOVE THEIR SHOES IN
MY HOME.
688
00:34:12,747 --> 00:34:13,735
>> YEAH.
♪
689
00:34:35,853 --> 00:34:37,845
♪
>> Seth: HERE IS MORE WITH
JOHN EARLY
690
00:34:39,463 --> 00:34:40,336
>> Seth: THIS IS VERY EXCITING
CONGRATULATIONS ON ANOTHER
691
00:34:40,336 --> 00:34:43,185
SEASON OF "SEARCH PARTY.
>> THANK YOU
692
00:34:43,185 --> 00:34:45,033
>> Seth: I ‐‐ SUCH A FUN
CHARACTER.
693
00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:48,036
BUT WE SHOULD ALSO CLARIFY
BECAUSE YOU ARE ALSO ‐‐ AS A
694
00:34:48,036 --> 00:34:50,004
YOUNG PERSON IN NEW YORK, THIS
IS NOT YOU, JOHN
695
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:52,607
YOU ARE NOT THIS PERSON.
>> NO.
696
00:34:52,607 --> 00:34:54,909
HE MAY LOOK LIKE ME ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
697
00:34:54,909 --> 00:34:59,747
BUT NO, IT'S NOT ME.
YEAH, IT'S ‐‐ YOU KNOW, THERE
698
00:34:59,747 --> 00:35:03,351
ARE ‐‐ OF COURSE, THERE ARE
PARTS OF MY OWN PERSONALITY THAT
699
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,753
I EXPLOIT AND EMPLOY FOR THE
ROLE
700
00:35:05,753 --> 00:35:07,722
>> Seth: SURE, THERE'S YOUR
FLAIR.
701
00:35:07,722 --> 00:35:12,627
>> YES
BUT NO, HE IS NOT ME
702
00:35:12,627 --> 00:35:16,464
HE'S VERY LIKE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I
LIVED IN BROOKLYN IN MY 20s AS
703
00:35:16,464 --> 00:35:20,735
WELL, BUT I THINK I JUST A KIND
OF A MODICUM OF, YOU KNOW,
704
00:35:20,735 --> 00:35:24,339
APPROPRIATE WHITE GUILT KIND OF
COURSING THROUGH MY SYSTEM AT
705
00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:27,442
ALL TIMES.
AND THERE IS NONE OF THAT IN
706
00:35:27,442 --> 00:35:29,677
THESE CHARACTERS
THEY ARE LIKE ‐‐ THEY ARE KIND
707
00:35:29,677 --> 00:35:32,046
OF LIKE BRAZEN GENTRIFIERS
>> Seth: IT'S REALLY FUN THAT
708
00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:33,882
THIS SHOW ‐‐
>> YOU GO.
709
00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:37,719
>> Seth: NO, NO, PLEASE.
>> NO, NO.
710
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,954
>> Seth: IT'S JUST A SHOW.
IT'S BEEN REALLY FUN TO WATCH IT
711
00:35:39,954 --> 00:35:42,257
DEVELOP.
AND THE AMOUNT OF PLOTTING
712
00:35:42,257 --> 00:35:45,760
BEHIND IT IS SOMETHING THAT I
THINK MAYBE PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE
713
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,395
GUESSED FROM WATCHING THE PILOT
IN THIS SHOW
714
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:50,665
IT'S A REALLY COOL JOURNEY
>> TOTALLY
715
00:35:50,665 --> 00:35:53,501
WELL, IT'S LIKE ‐‐ I FEEL LIKE
IT GORGEOUSLY KIND OF ‐‐ IF YOU
716
00:35:53,501 --> 00:35:55,803
GO BACK TO THE FIRST EPISODE, WE
ALL SEEM SO KIND OF INNOCENT AND
717
00:35:55,803 --> 00:35:59,841
UNAWARE.
AND I DO FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE NO
718
00:35:59,841 --> 00:36:02,410
IDEA, YOU KNOW, WHAT THEY'RE
ABOUT TO GET SUCKED INTO
719
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:05,680
AND I DO FEEL LIKE THERE IS
SOMETHING ‐‐ YOU KNOW, IN THE ‐‐
720
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,849
IN THE CASE OF THE SHOW, THEY
DON'T KNOW THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET
721
00:36:07,849 --> 00:36:10,118
SUCKED INTO THIS MYSTERY PLOT.
YOU KNOW, WHATEVER
722
00:36:10,118 --> 00:36:13,288
I WON'T SAY ANYTHING HERE.
YOU HAVE TO JUST WATCH IT.
723
00:36:13,288 --> 00:36:18,259
BUT LIKE ‐‐ BUT I DO FEEL IT IS
KIND OF A GORGEOUS METAPHOR FOR,
724
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:23,398
YOU KNOW, SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE
IN BROOKLYN NOT SENSING THE
725
00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:26,334
COLLAPSE OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE.
>> Seth: YEAH.
726
00:36:26,334 --> 00:36:30,038
I THINK THAT'S A VERY ‐‐
>> THE AMOUNT OF BRUNCHES I HAD
727
00:36:30,038 --> 00:36:39,914
IN BROOKLYN, JUST COMPLETELY
CLUELESS OF THE IMPENDING DOOM
728
00:36:39,914 --> 00:36:41,849
IT'S REALLY FUN TO WATCH THAT
NOW, RETROSPECTIVELY
729
00:36:41,849 --> 00:36:44,385
>> Seth: ONE OF THE THINGS
THAT'S BEEN CONSISTENT
730
00:36:44,385 --> 00:36:46,220
THROUGHOUT THE SHOW AND HAS BEEN
A LOT OF FUN TO WATCH IS
731
00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:50,158
INCREDIBLE COSTUMES.
YOU WORE A SEE‐THROUGH SHIRT
732
00:36:50,158 --> 00:36:53,361
THAT A WARDROBE FROM THE SHOW ON
"LATE NIGHT.
733
00:36:53,361 --> 00:36:54,963
VERY MEMORABLE
>> FROM SEASON THREE
734
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,831
>> Seth: YEAH.
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY?
735
00:36:56,831 --> 00:36:58,800
>> Seth: IT WAS VERY MEMORABLE
WHEN YOU WORE IT ON THE SHOW
736
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,769
>> THANK YOU
>> Seth: AS GOOD A SHIRT AS BEEN
737
00:37:01,769 --> 00:37:03,838
WORN ON MY SHOW, I THINK
>> YEAH.
738
00:37:03,838 --> 00:37:09,310
IT'S IN THE SMITHSONIAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
739
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:12,614
>> Seth: WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE
WHEN YOU GET TO SEE THOSE FOR
740
00:37:12,614 --> 00:37:16,417
THE FIRST TIME BEFORE YOU PUT
THEM ON?
741
00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:18,286
>> IT'S SO CONFUSING TO ME
THEY'RE SUCH ‐‐ IT'S LIKE THE
742
00:37:18,286 --> 00:37:20,455
MORE EXPENSIVE THEY GET ‐‐ I
MEAN, LITERALLY EVERYTHING I
743
00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:22,991
WEAR ON THAT SHOW IS ‐‐ I'M NOT
KIDDING, THE AVERAGE PRICE IS
744
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,393
LIKE $2,000, LIKE INDIVIDUAL
PIECES
745
00:37:25,393 --> 00:37:27,996
YOU KNOW
AND IT'S LIKE THE MORE EXPENSIVE
746
00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,198
THEY GET, THE MORE JUST LIKE
DEEPLY UNRECOGNIZABLE THEY GET
747
00:37:30,198 --> 00:37:32,600
TO ME.
I DON'T ‐‐ I CAN'T LOCATE THEM
748
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,404
IN CULTURE
I'M PUTTING THEM ON MY LEGS AND
749
00:37:36,404 --> 00:37:40,141
HE'S LIKE, "THAT'S A SHIRT."
THE COSTUME DESIGNER,
750
00:37:40,141 --> 00:37:43,411
MATTHEW SIMONELLI, WHO'S A
GENIUS, HE'S ALWAYS LIKE, "WHAT
751
00:37:43,411 --> 00:37:45,413
DO YOU THINK
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
752
00:37:45,413 --> 00:37:48,783
AND I'M LIKE, "THIS IS NOT A
CRITICISM.
753
00:37:48,783 --> 00:37:50,418
I JUST LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT
I THINK.
754
00:37:50,418 --> 00:37:54,789
I DON'T KNOW."
BUT YEAH, IT'S LIKE, WE TALKED A
755
00:37:54,789 --> 00:37:57,291
LOT ABOUT EDINA FROM "ABSOLUTELY
FABULOUS," JENNIFER SAUNDERS
756
00:37:57,291 --> 00:38:00,795
>> Seth: YES
>> JUST LIKE THE LAYERING OF ‐‐
757
00:38:00,795 --> 00:38:04,298
JUST LIKE THE HAPHAZARD LAYERING
OF EXPENSIVE ITEMS WITH NO KIND
758
00:38:04,298 --> 00:38:06,801
OF ‐‐ HE CLEARLY DOESN'T ‐‐ WHAT
I LOVE ABOUT THE COSTUME IS LIKE
759
00:38:06,801 --> 00:38:10,204
HE DOESN'T LOOK GOOD
>> Seth: RIGHT
760
00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:12,807
>> AND HE DOESN'T KNOW IF HE
LOOKS BAD OR GOOD.
761
00:38:12,807 --> 00:38:16,744
IT'S JUST IMPORTANT TO HIM TO
HAVE AS MANY OBVIOUS SIGNIFIERS
762
00:38:16,744 --> 00:38:21,816
OF WEALTH ON HIM AT ALL TIMES.
IT'S LIKE A SILHOUETTE
763
00:38:21,816 --> 00:38:24,152
>> Seth: THE ABSENCE OF BOTH
TASTE AND AWARENESS IS A VERY
764
00:38:24,152 --> 00:38:26,954
DANGEROUS COCKTAIL
>> YEAH.
765
00:38:26,954 --> 00:38:30,124
IT'S MY FAVORITE KIND OF, YOU
KNOW, CHARACTER TO PLAY.
766
00:38:30,124 --> 00:38:31,993
>> Seth: WELL, YOU'RE GREAT AT
IT
767
00:38:31,993 --> 00:38:33,828
AND I'M SO EXCITED THERE'S
ANOTHER SEASON
768
00:38:33,828 --> 00:38:35,596
AND IT'S ALWAYS SUCH A DELIGHT
TO SEE YOU, JOHN
769
00:38:35,596 --> 00:38:41,369
HOPEFULLY, NEXT TIME IN PERSON
>> PLEASE, I PRAY, SETH.
770
00:38:41,369 --> 00:38:45,106
I'M SO JEALOUS OF THE WOOD BEAM,
THE EXPOSED BEAM
771
00:38:45,106 --> 00:38:48,042
>> Seth: THANK YOU
>> THOSE FIXTURES ARE SO ICONIC.
772
00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:51,546
I JUST ‐‐ I'M SO JEALOUS
I WISH I WAS THERE WITH YOU.
773
00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:53,548
>> Seth: WE WOULD LOVE TO.
SOME COMPANY IN THE ATTIC WOULD
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MEAN THE WORLD TO ME AS WELL
>> "FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC."
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>> Seth: YES, "FLOWERS IN THE
ATTIC.
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THANK YOU, JOHN.
>> BYE, SETH
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>> Seth: BYE
♪
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♪
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>> Seth: I WANT TO THANK MY
GUESTS, RACHEL McADAMS AND
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JOHN EARLY
I WANT TO THANK FRED ARMISEN AND
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THE 8G BAND.
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STAY SAFE.
WASH YOUR HANDS.
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WE LOVE YOU.
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