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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,550 --> 00:00:07,684 >> Announcer: TONIGHT, ON "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." 2 00:00:07,684 --> 00:00:08,618 RACHEL McADAMS STAR OF "SEARCH PARTY," ACTOR 3 00:00:08,618 --> 00:00:09,619 AND COMEDIAN, JOHN EARLY AN ALL NEW "CLOSER LOOK. 4 00:00:09,619 --> 00:00:10,153 FEATURING THE 8G BAND WITH 5 00:00:10,153 --> 00:00:10,921 FRED ARMISEN ♪ AND NOW, SETH MEYERS 6 00:00:24,835 --> 00:00:26,866 >> Seth: WELCOME TO "LATE NIGHT. 7 00:00:26,866 --> 00:00:30,587 HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT SINCE I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE 8 00:00:30,587 --> 00:00:33,748 ATTIC, I GUESS IT'S JUST A QUESTION FOR ME. 9 00:00:33,748 --> 00:00:34,583 AND I GUESS I'D SAY I'M FINE, YOU KNOW 10 00:00:34,583 --> 00:00:35,517 ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. LET'S GET TO THE NEWS. 11 00:00:35,517 --> 00:00:40,091 PRESIDENT TRUMP IS EXPECTED TO CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY ON 12 00:00:40,091 --> 00:00:43,462 JULY 3rd WITH A FIREWORKS DISPLAY OVER MT. RUSHMORE. 13 00:00:43,462 --> 00:00:47,800 SO I GUESS MY ONLY QUESTION IS, JULY 3rd 14 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,769 I KNOW HE'S DUMB, BUT DOES HE REALLY THINK THE FOURTH OF JULY 15 00:00:49,769 --> 00:00:54,473 IS ON THE THIRD OF JULY. I CAN JUST SEE HIM HANGING 16 00:00:54,473 --> 00:00:56,542 AROUND PUNXSUTAWNEY THE DAY BEFORE GROUNDHOG DAY 17 00:00:56,542 --> 00:00:58,077 "WELL, THIS RAT IS NOT COMING OUT AT ALL 18 00:00:58,077 --> 00:01:01,447 SO I GUESS WINTER'S CANCELED?" PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED 19 00:01:01,447 --> 00:01:04,850 YESTERDAY HE HAD BROUGHT BACK THE LOBSTER AND FISHING INDUSTRY 20 00:01:04,850 --> 00:01:08,554 IN MAINE AFTER FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA DESTROYED IT AND ADDED, 21 00:01:08,554 --> 00:01:12,959 QUOTE, "ENJOY YOUR 'LOBSTERING' AND FISHING. 22 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:15,528 MAKE LOTS OF MONEY." OKAY, WHAT'S WITH THE QUOTES 23 00:01:15,528 --> 00:01:16,462 AROUND LOBSTERING? YOU SOUND LIKE A FOX NEWS 24 00:01:16,462 --> 00:01:17,897 ANCHOR THEY CALL IT LOBSTERING, AND 25 00:01:17,897 --> 00:01:21,934 YOUR KIDS MIGHT BE DOING IT. BY THE WAY, IT'S WHEN YOU DIP 26 00:01:21,934 --> 00:01:23,469 YOUR [ BLEEP ] IN HOT BUTTER AND PUT IT ON YOUR FRIEND'S 27 00:01:23,469 --> 00:01:26,405 FOREHEAD IT'S AN ‐‐ ONE THING 28 00:01:26,405 --> 00:01:29,675 "DO I DETECT A BIT OF BUTTER ON YOUR FOREHEAD THERE, PAT 29 00:01:29,675 --> 00:01:32,845 YOU GET LOBSTERED LAST NIGHT, PAT? 30 00:01:32,845 --> 00:01:34,614 TODAY ‐‐ TODAY WAS NATIONAL WORK FROM HOME TODAY. 31 00:01:34,614 --> 00:01:37,783 DON'T WORRY IF YOU MISSED IT, CELEBRATIONS WILL GO ON ALL YEAR 32 00:01:37,783 --> 00:01:40,086 LONG AT A PRESS CONFERENCE YESTERDAY, 33 00:01:40,086 --> 00:01:42,488 PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED PROTESTORS ARE NOW LOOKING TO 34 00:01:42,488 --> 00:01:44,557 TAKE DOWN STATUES OF JESUS CHRIST 35 00:01:44,557 --> 00:01:46,859 OH, DUDE, IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK. 36 00:01:46,859 --> 00:01:48,427 I WAS IN THE PARK THIS MORNING, AND I COULDN'T FIND ONE STATUE 37 00:01:48,427 --> 00:01:50,930 OF JESUS THE PROTESTERS ALREADY GOT THEM 38 00:01:50,930 --> 00:01:53,866 ALL. THAT'S RIGHT 39 00:01:53,866 --> 00:01:55,101 PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED PROTESTERS ARE NOW LOOKING TO 40 00:01:55,101 --> 00:01:56,902 TAKE DOWN STATUES OF JESUS CHRIST 41 00:01:56,902 --> 00:02:01,173 ADDED TRUMP, "WHICH WAS A SHAME 'CAUSE HE WAS A GREAT MAN WHO ‐‐ 42 00:02:01,173 --> 00:02:03,376 WHO, I DON'T KNOW, DISCOVERED THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE OR 43 00:02:03,376 --> 00:02:07,279 SOMETHING. "YOU GET LOBSTERED, PAT? 44 00:02:07,279 --> 00:02:09,148 GOT SOME BUTTER. GO A LITTLE BIT OF BUTTER ON 45 00:02:09,148 --> 00:02:11,884 YOUR EYEBROWS, PAT." THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE 46 00:02:11,884 --> 00:02:14,186 HELD AN OVERSIGHT HEARING YESTERDAY ON ATTORNEY GENERAL 47 00:02:14,186 --> 00:02:16,689 WILLIAM BARR'S HANDLING OF THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT 48 00:02:16,689 --> 00:02:19,225 WELL, AT LEAST THEY STARTED TO AND THEN BARR ANNOUNCED THAT 49 00:02:19,225 --> 00:02:22,628 THEY'D ALL RESIGNED. NEW YORK GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO 50 00:02:22,628 --> 00:02:25,865 ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY THAT THE FINAL PHASE OF HIS STATE'S 51 00:02:25,865 --> 00:02:28,067 CORONAVIRUS REOPENING WILL NOT INCLUDE GYMS 52 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:31,570 "WELL, THERE GOES MY VOTE," SAID HIS BROTHER. 53 00:02:31,570 --> 00:02:36,275 SAID HIS SUPER JACKED BROTHER. THAT'S RIGHT 54 00:02:36,275 --> 00:02:38,344 ANDREW CUOMO ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY THAT THE FINAL PHASE OF THE 55 00:02:38,344 --> 00:02:41,514 REOPENING WILL NOT INCLUDE MOVIE THEATERS, MALLS OR GYMS. 56 00:02:41,514 --> 00:02:46,986 BUT DON'T WORRY, THE FIREWORKS STORE WILL BE OPEN 24/7, 365 57 00:02:46,986 --> 00:02:49,255 YOU GUYS WANT TO CHILL OUT DURING THE PANDEMIC, GET READY 58 00:02:49,255 --> 00:02:52,558 FOR SOME FIREWORKS A CASTING AGENCY IN NEW ZEALAND 59 00:02:52,558 --> 00:02:55,327 LOOKING FOR TALENT FOR THE UPCOMING "LORD OF THE RINGS" TV 60 00:02:55,327 --> 00:02:58,898 SERIES RECENTLY POSTED AN AD CALLING FOR UNUSUAL AND FUNNY 61 00:02:58,898 --> 00:03:01,300 LOOKING ACTORS WHICH I GUESS EXPLAINS THAT E‐MAIL FROM MY 62 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:05,004 AGENT. IN AN EFFORT TO REDUCE THE 63 00:03:05,004 --> 00:03:07,540 AMOUNT OF PLASTIC GARBAGE, OFFICIALS IN GERMANY BANNED 64 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:11,477 BALLOON HOLDERS. WAIT, WHAT'S A BALLOON HOLDER? 65 00:03:11,477 --> 00:03:14,747 OH, MY GOD, YOU MEAN A CHILD GERMANY, YOU ARE ‐‐ YOU ARE 66 00:03:14,747 --> 00:03:19,785 CRAZY FOR THIS ONE, GERMANY. AND FINALLY, INSTEAD OF USING 67 00:03:19,785 --> 00:03:23,255 PICKUP LINES, USERS OF THE DATING APP TINDER HAVE 68 00:03:23,255 --> 00:03:25,691 REPORTEDLY BEEN ASKING "HOW ARE YOU" OR "ARE YOU OKAY" DURING 69 00:03:25,691 --> 00:03:28,661 THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC, EXCEPT IN NEW YORK WHERE THEY ARE 70 00:03:28,661 --> 00:03:33,666 ASKING, "DO YOU HAVE A YARD? AND IN BOSTON THEY ASK, "YOU 71 00:03:33,666 --> 00:03:35,735 LIKE GETTING LOBSTERED SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU LIKE GETTING 72 00:03:35,735 --> 00:03:40,973 LOBSTERED. THAT WAS THE MONOLOGUE 73 00:03:40,973 --> 00:03:41,974 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 74 00:03:41,974 --> 00:03:44,143 THE WONDERFUL RACHEL McADAMS WILL BE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HER 75 00:03:44,143 --> 00:03:46,645 NEW MOVIE WITH WILL FERRELL, "EUROVISION SONG CONTEST: THE 76 00:03:46,645 --> 00:03:49,381 STORY OF FIRE SAGA." PLUS HIS SHOW "SEARCH PARTY" IS 77 00:03:49,381 --> 00:03:50,282 BACK 78 00:03:50,282 --> 00:03:54,220 THE VERY FUNNY JOHN EARLY WILL JOIN ME. BUT FIRST, "A CLOSER LOOK. 79 00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:58,591 AND WELCOME BACK TO THE ATTIC. YOU KNOW, I NEVER, I NEVER EVER 80 00:03:58,591 --> 00:04:01,460 ANTICIPATED THAT I'D BE DOING MY SHOW, NOT IN A TELEVISION STUDIO 81 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:03,429 BUT IN QUIET SOLITUDE IN MY ATTIC, SLOWLY DESCENDING INTO AN 82 00:04:03,429 --> 00:04:06,365 EVER‐DEEPENING CHASM OF INFINITE MADNESS. 83 00:04:06,365 --> 00:04:10,169 BUT, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I'VE REALLY GROWN TO LIKE IT. 84 00:04:10,169 --> 00:04:12,571 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A MAGICAL QUALITY TO THIS ATTIC, AS 85 00:04:12,571 --> 00:04:15,641 EVIDENCED BY THE FACT THAT MY BELOVED COPY OF "THE THORN 86 00:04:15,641 --> 00:04:19,678 BIRDS" HAS MULTIPLIED. IT MUTATED INTO ANAGRAMS OF 87 00:04:19,678 --> 00:04:23,182 ITSELF, UNPUBLISHED SEQUELS, SIMILAR SOUNDING TITLES AND EVEN 88 00:04:23,182 --> 00:04:26,252 OTHER LITERARY CLASSICS WITH A "THORN BIRDS" TWIST. 89 00:04:26,252 --> 00:04:27,987 AND LET'S BE CLEAR, THAT'S MAGIC. 90 00:04:27,987 --> 00:04:29,922 THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M DOING, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A COLOSSAL 91 00:04:29,922 --> 00:04:34,260 WASTE OF TIME. THE DOOR BEHIND ME HAS PROVIDED 92 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:38,164 ENTRY TO NOT ONLY WASPS AND FIREMEN BUT ACADEMY AWARD 93 00:04:38,164 --> 00:04:40,566 NOMINEE ETHAN HAWKE LEAVING SOME TO ASK, "SETH, HAVE YOU EVER 94 00:04:40,566 --> 00:04:42,535 THOUGHT OF GOING THROUGH THAT DOOR?" 95 00:04:42,535 --> 00:04:45,037 AND YEAH, THE DOOR DOES SPEAK AND BECKON FOR MY ENTRY, BUT I 96 00:04:45,037 --> 00:04:47,673 ASSURE YOU I HAVE NO INTEREST IN FINDING OUT WHERE IT LEADS 97 00:04:47,673 --> 00:04:50,176 AND I CERTAINLY WILL NOT BE LURED BY ITS SIREN CALL. 98 00:04:50,176 --> 00:04:54,013 AND SPEAKING OF IGNORING THINGS, SEGUE WAY, THE PRESIDENT HAS 99 00:04:54,013 --> 00:04:57,683 DECIDED TO INHABIT AN ALTERNATE REALITY WHERE THE CORONAVIRUS 100 00:04:57,683 --> 00:04:59,618 PANDEMIC JUST DOESN'T EXIST, EVEN AS THE U. S. SETS A 101 00:04:59,618 --> 00:05:03,823 SINGLE‐DAY RECORD FOR NEW CASES. FOR MORE ON THIS, IT'S TIME FOR "A CLOSER LOOK." 102 00:05:06,926 --> 00:05:10,462 >> Seth: AN UNDENIABLE LESSON OF THE TRUMP ERA HAS BEEN THAT ONE 103 00:05:10,462 --> 00:05:11,831 OF OUR TWO MAJOR POLITICAL PARTIES IS FILLED WITH MENTALLY 104 00:05:11,831 --> 00:05:15,067 UNWELL WEIRDOS YESTERDAY, FOR EXAMPLE, AT A 105 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:17,336 HEARING ON ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR'S VARIOUS ABUSES OF 106 00:05:17,336 --> 00:05:20,806 POWER, GOP CONGRESSMAN LOUIE GOHMERT TRIED TO DROWN OUT 107 00:05:20,806 --> 00:05:25,711 A WITNESS'S TESTIMONY BY BANGING THE TABLE. AND HE WOULDN'T STOP 108 00:05:28,347 --> 00:05:31,617 >> THIS CONDUCT IN PARTICULAR GIVES CAUSE FOR GREAT CONCERN 109 00:05:31,617 --> 00:05:34,153 ABOUT WHAT BARR MAY DO NEXT. JUST ONE ‐‐ ANOTHER 30 SECONDS 110 00:05:34,153 --> 00:05:36,222 IN CLOSING, IT NEEDS TO BE SAID THAT BILL BARR DOES REGULARLY 111 00:05:36,222 --> 00:05:40,593 LIE IN WAYS THAT IMPACT OFFICIAL ACTION 112 00:05:40,593 --> 00:05:43,796 ALONG WITH HIS CONTINUING MEDIA PROJECT TO MAKE AMERICANS 113 00:05:43,796 --> 00:05:47,466 BELIEVE THAT THE FBI CONSPIRED AGAINST DONALD TRUMP ‐ 114 00:05:47,466 --> 00:05:49,435 >> THE WITNESS WILL CONTINUE >> CAN I HAVE ONE MORE SENTENCE, 115 00:05:49,435 --> 00:05:50,970 YOUR HONOR >> BY ALL MEANS. 116 00:05:50,970 --> 00:05:52,638 [ BANGING >> OKAY. 117 00:05:52,638 --> 00:05:54,707 BUT TO ME, AS FAR AS HIS CROWNING DISHONESTY, IS THE 118 00:05:54,707 --> 00:05:59,712 PORTRAIT OF EDWARD ‐ ‐ >> MR. CHAIRMAN, I WOULD ASK 119 00:05:59,712 --> 00:06:02,882 THAT THE SERGEANT‐AT‐ARMS BE CALLED UPON TO STOP THE 120 00:06:02,882 --> 00:06:07,720 DISRUPTION OF THIS MEETING I CAN'T HEAR THIS WITNESS. 121 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,122 THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT WITNESS. 122 00:06:10,122 --> 00:06:11,523 >> WELL, HE'S WAY BEYOND HIS TIME 123 00:06:11,523 --> 00:06:13,492 >> AND THE CHAIR HAS ‐ >> AND IF THERE ARE NO RULES 124 00:06:13,492 --> 00:06:15,828 ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE CAN TALK, THERE'S NO RULES ABOUT WHEN YOU 125 00:06:15,828 --> 00:06:19,732 CAN MAKE NOISE >> Seth: AH, WELL PLAYED, SIR. 126 00:06:19,732 --> 00:06:23,068 THERE AREN'T ANY RULES ABOUT WHEN YOU CAN MAKE NOISE. 127 00:06:23,068 --> 00:06:26,305 AND WHAT A GOOD POINT FOR A 66‐YEAR‐OLD MAN TO MAKE. 128 00:06:26,305 --> 00:06:28,741 YOU KNOW THERE IS ALSO NOT A RULE SAYING YOU CAN'T INTERRUPT 129 00:06:28,741 --> 00:06:31,243 A WITNESS'S TESTIMONY BY STREAKING ACROSS THE HOUSE FLOOR 130 00:06:31,243 --> 00:06:35,047 IN A GIANT FOAM COWBOY HAT YOU GO, MERT 131 00:06:35,047 --> 00:06:37,483 IF HE'S GOING TO BE THIS IRRITATING, CAN WE AT LEAST GET 132 00:06:37,483 --> 00:06:39,551 HIM A HECTOR SALAMANCA BELL? I MEAN, THEY DO HAVE THE SAME 133 00:06:39,551 --> 00:06:42,388 HAIRCUT. THAT KNOCK‐A‐PALOOZA REALLY IS 134 00:06:42,388 --> 00:06:44,690 ONE OF THE MOST CHILDISH THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN IN CONGRESS 135 00:06:44,690 --> 00:06:47,426 AND THIS IS A PLACE WHERE SENATORS HAVE BROUGHT SNOWBALLS 136 00:06:47,426 --> 00:06:51,130 ONTO THE SENATE FLOOR, READ "GREEN EGGS AND HAM" AND PRINTED 137 00:06:51,130 --> 00:06:53,866 OUT A GIANT POSTER OF MICHAEL COHEN'S FACE THAT SAID, 138 00:06:53,866 --> 00:06:57,269 "LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE." CONGRESS IS LIKE SOME SORT OF 139 00:06:57,269 --> 00:07:00,439 MONTESSORI DAYCARE WHERE, FOR $40,000 A YEAR, YOUR CHILD IS 140 00:07:00,439 --> 00:07:04,043 SUPERVISED BY OTHER CHILDREN "WE LIKE TO THINK OF IT NOT AS A 141 00:07:04,043 --> 00:07:07,079 DAYCARE, BUT AS A COMMUNITY. GOOD JOB WITH THE 142 00:07:07,079 --> 00:07:08,948 KNIFE‐JUGGLING, ASHLEY BE WHO YOU ARE 143 00:07:08,948 --> 00:07:10,482 OH GOD OH, THAT'S A ‐‐ THAT'S A LOT OF 144 00:07:10,482 --> 00:07:14,219 BLOOD OVER THERE." SO THAT'S WHAT A REPUBLICAN 145 00:07:14,219 --> 00:07:17,056 MEMBER OF CONGRESS WAS DOING ON A DAY WHEN THE U. S. SET A NEW 146 00:07:17,056 --> 00:07:19,024 SINGLE‐DAY RECORD FOR CORONAVIRUS INFECTIONS 147 00:07:19,024 --> 00:07:21,694 AND WHAT ABOUT THE PRESIDENT HE WAS TWEETING ABOUT ‐‐ YOU 148 00:07:21,694 --> 00:07:24,496 GUESSED IT ‐‐ LOBSTERS "PRESIDENT OBAMA DESTROYED THE 149 00:07:24,496 --> 00:07:25,831 LOBSTER AND FISHING INDUSTRY IN MAINE. 150 00:07:25,831 --> 00:07:28,100 NOW IT'S BACK, BIGGER AND BETTER THAN ANYONE EVER THOUGHT 151 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,969 POSSIBLE ENJOY YOUR 'LOBSTERING' AND 152 00:07:29,969 --> 00:07:31,637 FISHING. MAKE LOTS OF MONEY." 153 00:07:31,637 --> 00:07:32,938 COOL SO IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 154 00:07:32,938 --> 00:07:34,807 40 MILLION PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR JOBS DURING THE PANDEMIC AND HAD 155 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:36,775 TO WAIT IN LINE FOR UNEMPLOYMENT, JUST JUMP IN A 156 00:07:36,775 --> 00:07:39,244 BOAT AND CATCH SOME LOBSTER. INSTEAD OF A SECOND STIMULUS 157 00:07:39,244 --> 00:07:41,213 CHECK IN THE MAIL, EVERY AMERICAN'S GONNA GET A FISHING 158 00:07:41,213 --> 00:07:44,917 NET AND A PAIR OF RUBBER BOOTS BUT YOU GOTTA BE SUSPICIOUS WHEN 159 00:07:44,917 --> 00:07:46,785 TRUMP TWEETS A BUNCH OF NICE THINGS ABOUT YOUR INDUSTRY OUT 160 00:07:46,785 --> 00:07:49,421 OF NOWHERE IT'S LIKE GETTING FLOWERS FROM 161 00:07:49,421 --> 00:07:52,358 YOUR HUSBAND ON A REGULAR TUESDAY MORNING, YOUR FIRST 162 00:07:52,358 --> 00:07:54,593 THOUGHT HAS TO BE, "WHAT DID YOU DO." 163 00:07:54,593 --> 00:07:56,228 WELL, IT WON'T SURPRISE YOU TO LEARN THAT TRUMP IS LYING ABOUT 164 00:07:56,228 --> 00:07:58,597 THIS, TOO. AND WHEN YOU CAN LIE ABOUT 165 00:07:58,597 --> 00:08:01,800 LOBSTER, THE SKY IS THE LIMIT. NEXT, HE'S GONNA TWEET, 166 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,203 "UNEMPLOYMENT AMONG DOGS, BIRDS AND LIZARDS IS AT AN ALL‐TIME 167 00:08:04,203 --> 00:08:06,605 LOW. ENJOY! 168 00:08:06,605 --> 00:08:09,775 IN REALITY, LOBSTER EXPORTS PLUNGED AFTER TRUMP TOOK OFFICE 169 00:08:09,775 --> 00:08:12,411 THANKS TO HIS TRADE WAR. LOBSTERS WERE ONE OF THE FIRST 170 00:08:12,411 --> 00:08:14,813 PRODUCTS TO GET HIT WITH A TARIFF FROM CHINA. 171 00:08:14,813 --> 00:08:17,983 UNTIL IT WENT INTO EFFECT, CHINA WAS MAINE'S SECOND BIGGEST 172 00:08:17,983 --> 00:08:20,386 CUSTOMER, BUYING NEARLY $129 MILLION WORTH OF LOBSTER IN 173 00:08:20,386 --> 00:08:24,323 2017 BUT EXPORTS PLUNGED 84% DURING 174 00:08:24,323 --> 00:08:26,925 THE FIRST 11 MONTHS AFTER THE TARIFF WAS IMPOSED 175 00:08:26,925 --> 00:08:29,928 OF COURSE TRUMP IS LYING IF HE REALLY THOUGHT HE'D MADE 176 00:08:29,928 --> 00:08:32,197 LOBSTERING SO PROFITABLE, HE'D BE GOING FROM RESTAURANT TO 177 00:08:32,197 --> 00:08:34,166 RESTAURANT, PLUNGING HIS HANDS INTO LOBSTER TANKS TRYING TO 178 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:37,336 STEAL AS MANY AS HE COULD. "DAMN YOU, YOU SON OF BITCH. 179 00:08:37,336 --> 00:08:41,707 KEEP THOSE PINCERS AWAY FROM ME. THIS LOBSTER IS ANTIFA." 180 00:08:41,707 --> 00:08:43,876 SO A REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN WAS BANGING ON TABLES AND THE 181 00:08:43,876 --> 00:08:46,845 PRESIDENT WAS LYING ABOUT LOBSTER AS THE U. S. WAS SETTING 182 00:08:46,845 --> 00:08:49,681 A NEW RECORD FOR CORONAVIRUS INFECTIONS FIVE MONTHS AFTER OUR 183 00:08:49,681 --> 00:08:52,951 FIRST OFFICIAL CASE. REMEMBER, AT THE BEGINNING OF 184 00:08:52,951 --> 00:08:55,788 THIS OUTBREAK WHEN YOU HEARD THE PHRASE "FLATTEN THE CURVE" OVER 185 00:08:55,788 --> 00:08:58,123 AND OVER AGAIN LIKE YOU WERE WATCHING A BILLY BLANKS WORKOUT 186 00:08:58,123 --> 00:09:00,392 VIDEO? "COME ON EVERYONE, TWO KNEE 187 00:09:00,392 --> 00:09:02,227 RAISES INTO A SIDE KICK. TAE BO IS ALL ABOUT FLATTENING 188 00:09:02,227 --> 00:09:04,663 THOSE CURVES!" THAT'S WHY WE ALL STAYED IN OUR 189 00:09:04,663 --> 00:09:07,266 HOMES WATCHING "MAURY" AND DRINKING CEREAL STRAIGHT OUT OF 190 00:09:07,266 --> 00:09:09,268 THE BOWL IN OUR SWEATPANTS FOR THREE MONTHS 191 00:09:09,268 --> 00:09:12,504 THE POINT WAS TO GET CASES AND HOSPITALIZATIONS DOWN TO A 192 00:09:12,504 --> 00:09:15,808 MANAGEABLE LEVEL AND TO LIMIT COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION SO WE 193 00:09:15,808 --> 00:09:19,511 COULD GET A RIGOROUS SYSTEM OF TESTING AND CONTACT TRACING IN 194 00:09:19,511 --> 00:09:21,713 PLACE THAT WOULD ALLOW US TO SAFELY GET BACK TO SOME 195 00:09:21,713 --> 00:09:25,951 SEMBLANCE OF NORMALCY. INSTEAD, THE PRESIDENT HAS 196 00:09:25,951 --> 00:09:28,253 SQUANDERED ALL THAT, COMPLAINED THAT TESTING MAKES HIM LOOK BAD 197 00:09:28,253 --> 00:09:30,222 AND CALLED ON HIS GOVERNMENT TO SLOW TESTING DOWN. 198 00:09:30,222 --> 00:09:33,959 AND NOW, HIS ADMINISTRATION IS FOLLOWING THROUGH, CUTTING 199 00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:36,895 FUNDING TO TESTING SITES AS THE OUTBREAK REACHES ITS WORST LEVELS YET 200 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:40,165 >> THERE'S A NEW PLAN AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR HOW TO DEAL WITH 201 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:42,134 CORONAVIRUS TESTING AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL IN STATES ACROSS 202 00:09:42,134 --> 00:09:44,236 THE COUNTRY. GEOFF BENNETT REPORTING THAT THE 203 00:09:44,236 --> 00:09:46,305 TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS PLANNING TO END ITS FUNDING AND SUPPORT 204 00:09:46,305 --> 00:09:50,242 FOR CORONAVIRUS TESTING SITES AT THE END OF THIS MONTH. 205 00:09:50,242 --> 00:09:53,011 THAT IS ON JUNE 30TH >> Seth: THAT'S RIGHT. 206 00:09:53,011 --> 00:09:55,047 THEY'RE CUTTING FEDERAL FUNDING FOR COMMUNITY TESTING SITES NOW, 207 00:09:55,047 --> 00:09:57,983 AS THE OUTBREAK HITS A NEW PEAK. THAT'S LIKE A PILOT TURNING OFF 208 00:09:57,983 --> 00:10:00,619 THE SEAT BELT SIGN AFTER THEY GRAZE A MOUNTAIN 209 00:10:00,619 --> 00:10:02,688 "DON'T WORRY FOLKS, WE JUST NICKED ONE OF THE ROCKIES. 210 00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:05,090 FEEL FREE TO STRETCH YOUR LEGS AND DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. 211 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:07,059 I ASSURE YOU AT LEAST HALF OF OUR WINGS ARE STILL ATTACHED TO 212 00:10:07,059 --> 00:10:09,928 THE PLANE. AT WHAT POINT CAN WE SAY TRUMP 213 00:10:09,928 --> 00:10:12,097 IS ACTIVELY PUTTING PEOPLE IN HARM'S WAY 214 00:10:12,097 --> 00:10:15,167 HE HOLDS INDOOR RALLIES, REFUSES TO WEAR A MASK AND WANTS TO CUT 215 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:17,236 BACK ON TESTING. SOON HE'S GONNA START GOING 216 00:10:17,236 --> 00:10:19,638 DOOR‐TO‐DOOR COUGHING ON PEOPLE AND LICKING THEIR DOOR KNOBS 217 00:10:19,638 --> 00:10:22,808 JUST YESTERDAY, IT WAS REPORTED THAT DOZENS OF SECRET SERVICE 218 00:10:22,808 --> 00:10:25,010 OFFICERS AND AGENTS WERE TOLD TO SELF‐QUARANTINE AFTER TRUMP'S 219 00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:27,279 TULSA RALLY. TRUMP IS A ONE‐MAN 220 00:10:27,279 --> 00:10:29,915 SUPERSPREADER. HE IS THE "OZARK" SWIMMING POOL 221 00:10:29,915 --> 00:10:32,651 OF HUMAN BEINGS. THAT'S WHY HIS SECRET SERVICE 222 00:10:32,651 --> 00:10:35,721 CODE NAME IS TYPHOID GARY. "TYPHOID GARY IS ON THE MOVE 223 00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:38,891 WELL, LESS OF A MOVE MORE OF A LUMBER." 224 00:10:38,891 --> 00:10:42,394 TRUMP HAS SAID REPEATEDLY, SINCE THE DAY THIS ALL STARTED, THAT 225 00:10:42,394 --> 00:10:43,929 HE DISLIKES TESTING BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM LOOK BAD 226 00:10:43,929 --> 00:10:46,098 AND EVEN AFTER HIS STAFF TRIED TO CLAIM HE WAS JOKING, HE 227 00:10:46,098 --> 00:10:48,800 CORRECTED THEM AND SAID HE WAS SERIOUS ABOUT SLOWING DOWN TESTING. 228 00:10:50,569 --> 00:10:53,205 >> MR. PRESIDENT, AT THAT RALLY, WHEN YOU SAID YOU ASKED YOUR 229 00:10:53,205 --> 00:10:55,941 PEOPLE TO SLOW DOWN TESTING, WERE YOU JUST KIDDING OR DO YOU 230 00:10:55,941 --> 00:10:58,143 HAVE A PLAN TO SLOW DOWN TESTING? 231 00:10:58,143 --> 00:11:00,846 >> I DON'T KID BY HAVING MORE TESTS, WE FIND 232 00:11:00,846 --> 00:11:04,016 MORE CASES THEREFORE, WE TEST, WE'RE GOING 233 00:11:04,016 --> 00:11:07,186 TO HAVE MORE CASES BY HAVING MORE CASES, IT SOUNDS 234 00:11:07,186 --> 00:11:09,688 BAD. >> Seth: IT SOUNDS BAD BECAUSE 235 00:11:09,688 --> 00:11:12,224 IT'S BAD LOOK, MAN, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE 236 00:11:12,224 --> 00:11:14,660 SOUND A SMOKE ALARM MAKES, STOP PUTTING GIANT BALLS OF ALUMINUM 237 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:17,062 FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE. "BUT I NEED TO KEEP MY FOIL BALL 238 00:11:17,062 --> 00:11:19,865 WARM!" IF WE STOP TESTING FOR CASES, 239 00:11:19,865 --> 00:11:22,935 THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE CASES AREN'T THERE, THAT JUST MEANS WE 240 00:11:22,935 --> 00:11:26,305 DON'T KNOW ABOUT THEM. YOU CAN GO INTO A ROADSIDE MOTEL 241 00:11:26,305 --> 00:11:29,041 ROOM WITHOUT A BLACK LIGHT, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THE LINENS ARE 242 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:31,910 SPRINGTIME FRESH SO NOW, OUR CURVE IS HEADED BACK 243 00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:34,313 UP AFTER MONTHS OF AMERICANS MAKING TREMENDOUS SACRIFICES TO 244 00:11:34,313 --> 00:11:37,015 TRY TO FLATTEN IT. MEANWHILE, THERE ARE LOTS OF 245 00:11:37,015 --> 00:11:40,118 OTHER COUNTRIES THAT REALLY DID FLATTEN THEIR CURVES 246 00:11:40,118 --> 00:11:41,420 JUST LOOK AT THE EUROPEAN UNION, 247 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:45,757 OR THE DOZENS OF COUNTRIES THAT HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SUPPRESSED THEIR OUTBREAKS. 248 00:11:47,526 --> 00:11:49,127 >> THE FIRST GROUP IS THE COUNTRIES THAT APPEAR TO HAVE 249 00:11:49,127 --> 00:11:51,263 SUCCESSFULLY SUPPRESSED TRANSMISSION OF THE DISEASE. 250 00:11:51,263 --> 00:11:53,332 THAT CURVE HAS COME ALL THE WAY DOWN SO THAT THEY ARE BARELY 251 00:11:53,332 --> 00:11:57,703 REGISTERING ANY NEW CASES. WE HAVE ANDORRA, AUSTRALIA, 252 00:11:57,703 --> 00:12:03,141 AUSTRIA, BHUTAN, CAMBODIA, CHINA, CROATIA, CUBA, DJIBOUTI, 253 00:12:03,141 --> 00:12:11,783 ESTONIA, GREECE, ICELAND, JAMAICA, JORDAN, KOSOVO, LATVIA, 254 00:12:11,783 --> 00:12:17,256 LEBANON, LIECHTENSTEIN, LITHUANIA, LUXEMBOURG, MALTA, 255 00:12:17,256 --> 00:12:25,030 MAURITIUS, MONACO, MONTENEGRO, NEW ZEALAND, SLOVAKIA, SLOVENIA, 256 00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:33,138 SOUTH KOREA, TAIWAN, THAILAND, TUNISIA AND FINALLY VIETNAM. 257 00:12:33,138 --> 00:12:34,573 >> Seth: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SLOW DOWN. 258 00:12:34,573 --> 00:12:37,276 HEY, HONEY, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT MOVING TO MAURITIUS? 259 00:12:37,276 --> 00:12:38,810 YOU ALWAYS SAID YOU LIKE THE SAND 260 00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:42,214 YOU LIKE THE SAND, HONEY SOUNDS LIKE A LIST OF COUNTRIES 261 00:12:42,214 --> 00:12:43,649 JAY LENO WOULD ASK A BUNCH OF SPRING BREAKERS TO FIND ON A 262 00:12:43,649 --> 00:12:46,351 MAP. "WHERE'S DJIBOUTI? 263 00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:50,489 "RIGHT HERE BABY THERE'S DJIBOUTI." 264 00:12:50,489 --> 00:12:52,691 WE EVEN DID WORSE THAN ICELAND, A COUNTRY THAT HAS A PENIS 265 00:12:52,691 --> 00:12:54,426 MUSEUM, AND WHERE, AND THIS IS TRUE, PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE IN 266 00:12:54,426 --> 00:12:57,095 ELVES. THE ONLY MYTHICAL CREATURES WE 267 00:12:57,095 --> 00:12:59,364 HAVE ARE PASTA GOBLINS "FINISH YOUR ROTINI, ANTHONY, OR 268 00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:01,767 THE PASTA GOBLIN WILL COME AND STEAL YOUR NECK. 269 00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:04,269 YEAH, THAT IS A CALLBACK TO YESTERDAY'S "CLOSER LOOK." 270 00:13:04,269 --> 00:13:05,604 I MEAN, I'M GUESSING IT'S THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WATCH EVERY 271 00:13:05,604 --> 00:13:07,239 NIGHT, RIGHT ANYWAY, IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST 272 00:13:07,239 --> 00:13:08,640 "LOOK," WELCOME ABOARD WE USED HAVE TO HAVE AN 273 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,176 AUDIENCE AMERICA COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE ONE 274 00:13:11,176 --> 00:13:13,445 THOSE COUNTRIES. IN FACT, SOME OF THEM HAVE BEEN 275 00:13:13,445 --> 00:13:14,780 ABLE TO RESTORE THE CULTURAL 276 00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:19,217 MARKERS OF NORMALCY WE ALL CRAVE, LIKE LIVE SPORTS, WITH FANS IN ATTENDANCE 277 00:13:20,686 --> 00:13:22,521 >> THIS IS A WELCOME SIGHT FOR SPORTS FANS. 278 00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:26,124 NO SOCIAL DISTANCING AND NO MASKS AS 43,000 FANS WERE IN THE 279 00:13:26,124 --> 00:13:30,095 STADIUM FOR A RUGBY MATCH IN NEW ZEALAND. 280 00:13:30,095 --> 00:13:32,230 THE COUNTRY HAD REMARKABLE SUCCESS ELIMINATING THE 281 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,900 CORONAVIRUS. THIS WEEKEND'S MATCH MARKED A 282 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:38,270 BIG MILESTONE. NO NEW CASES OF THE VIRUS HAVE 283 00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:40,572 BEEN REPORTED IN MORE THAN THREE WEEKS. 284 00:13:40,572 --> 00:13:43,842 >> Seth: NEW ZEALAND HAD FANS IN ATTENDANCE AT A RUGBY MATCH. 285 00:13:43,842 --> 00:13:46,678 MEANWHILE, THE NBA IS PLANNING ON TRAPPING ITS PLAYERS AT 286 00:13:46,678 --> 00:13:48,647 DISNEY WORLD LIKE A FAMILY STUCK ON A THREE‐HOUR LINE FOR SPACE 287 00:13:48,647 --> 00:13:51,283 MOUNTAIN "I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE 288 00:13:51,283 --> 00:13:53,685 WASTED A FAST PASS ON JOURNEY INTO IMAGINATION, LEBRON 289 00:13:53,685 --> 00:13:55,654 I TOLD YOU." WE COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE 290 00:13:55,654 --> 00:13:58,156 NEW ZEALAND. THEY'RE GOING TO LIVE SPORTING 291 00:13:58,156 --> 00:14:00,926 EVENTS AND EATING NACHOS IN THE SUN, WHILE WE'RE STUCK HERE WITH 292 00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:03,762 PRESIDENT LOBSTER, TREKKING TO TRADER JOE'S EVERY TWO WEEKS IN 293 00:14:03,762 --> 00:14:05,597 A BEEKEEPER'S SUIT STUFFED WITH CLOROX WIPES 294 00:14:05,597 --> 00:14:07,999 "IF I DON'T MAKE IT BACK, DON'T FORGET TO MICROWAVE THE MAIL." 295 00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:10,869 BECAUSE OUR OUTBREAK IS ACTUALLY GETTING WORSE. 296 00:14:10,869 --> 00:14:13,705 WE JUST SET A NEW RECORD AND THE PEAK IS NOW HIGHER THAN IT WAS 297 00:14:13,705 --> 00:14:16,441 BACK IN APRIL DESPITE THE FACT THAT TRUMP AND HIS TEAM 298 00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:19,144 REPEATEDLY TOLD US THEY HAD SUCCEEDED IN "FLATTENING THE CURVE. 299 00:14:20,812 --> 00:14:23,215 >> WE'VE FLATTENED THE CURVE AND REALLY MADE TREMENDOUS PROGRESS. 300 00:14:23,215 --> 00:14:25,717 >> I'M PROUD TO REPORT TO YOU AS THE HEAD OF THE WHITE HOUSE 301 00:14:25,717 --> 00:14:27,886 CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE, WE SLOWED THE SPREAD. 302 00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:30,522 WE FLATTENED THE CURVE >> I THINK YOU WILL SEE BY JUNE 303 00:14:30,522 --> 00:14:33,258 A LOT OF THE COUNTRY SHOULD BE BACK TO NORMAL, AND THE HOPE IS 304 00:14:33,258 --> 00:14:36,228 BY JULY, THE COUNTRY IS REALLY ROCKING AGAIN. 305 00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:38,163 >>> Seth: IS THERE ANYTHING LESS "ROCKING" THAN HEARING 306 00:14:38,163 --> 00:14:41,032 JARED KUSHNER SAY "ROCKING?" IF JAMES HETFIELD SAID, "ARE YOU 307 00:14:41,032 --> 00:14:43,435 READY TO ROCK? AND THEN JARED KUSHNER CAME ON 308 00:14:43,435 --> 00:14:45,404 STAGE, FANS WOULD TEAR THE PLACE TO THE GROUND. 309 00:14:45,404 --> 00:14:48,240 WHAT EVEN CONSTITUTES ROCKING FOR KUSHNER? 310 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,975 A SECOND GLASS OF ROSE ON THE CATAMARAN? 311 00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:53,145 LET'S JUST FACE FACTS, JARED IS STEFF FROM "PRETTY IN PINK" WITH 312 00:14:53,145 --> 00:14:55,347 WORSE HAIR BECAUSE, STEFF, YOU WERE A REAL 313 00:14:55,347 --> 00:14:58,183 A‐HOLE BUT WITH HAIR LIKE THAT, I JUST 314 00:14:58,183 --> 00:15:01,453 CAN'T STAY MAD WAIT, WOULD I LIKE KUSHNER IF HE 315 00:15:01,453 --> 00:15:03,755 HAD STEFF HAIR NOPE 316 00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:06,057 TAKE IT AWAY AND THAT'S A SECOND CALLBACK TO 317 00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:08,693 YESTERDAY'S "CLOSER LOOK." TRUMP HAS DECIDED TO JUST IGNORE 318 00:15:08,693 --> 00:15:12,164 AND, EVEN WORSE, ACTIVELY COVER UP A NATIONAL CATASTROPHE THAT 319 00:15:12,164 --> 00:15:14,900 IS ONLY GETTING WORSE, DESPITE MONTHS OF SACRIFICES BY 320 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,102 AMERICANS WHO ENDURED TREMENDOUS PAIN 321 00:15:17,102 --> 00:15:19,938 THERE'S NO WAY TO CONCLUDE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE FACT 322 00:15:19,938 --> 00:15:22,240 THAT THE PRESIDENT IS ACTIVELY PUTTING AMERICANS IN HARM'S WAY 323 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,377 TO SERVE HIS OWN NARROW POLITICAL AGENDA IT'S TRUE, EVEN THOUGH ‐ 324 00:15:26,611 --> 00:15:28,447 >> IT SOUNDS BAD >> Seth: THIS HAS BEEN "A CLOSER 325 00:15:28,447 --> 00:15:35,053 LOOK." PAPA 326 00:15:35,053 --> 00:15:40,091 ♪ >> Seth: AS NEW YORK WORKS HARD 327 00:15:40,091 --> 00:15:41,760 TO REOPEN UNDER PHASE TWO, REMEMBER THAT WE'RE STILL A CITY 328 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,595 IN CRISIS AND CITY HARVEST HAS BEEN STEPPING UP TO MEET THE 329 00:15:43,595 --> 00:15:45,764 INCREASED NEED THERE'S A WEBSITE BELOW TO 330 00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:47,499 DONATE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 331 00:15:47,499 --> 00:16:00,078 RACHEL McADAMS ♪ 332 00:16:00,078 --> 00:16:02,047 FOR MORE OF SETH'S "CLOSER LOOKS," BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO 333 00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:04,165 "LATE NIGHT" ON YOUTUBE. 334 00:16:17,372 --> 00:16:17,960 >> Seth: OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT 335 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,896 IS AN ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM FILMS SUCH 336 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,998 AS "SPOTLIGHT," "MEAN GIRLS" AND "DOCTOR STRANGE. 337 00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:26,702 SHE STARS OPPOSITE WILL FERRELL IN "EUROVISION SONG CONTEST: THE 338 00:16:26,702 --> 00:16:27,770 STORY OF FIRE SAGA," WHICH 339 00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:31,607 PREMIERES ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 340 00:16:33,609 --> 00:16:34,577 >> I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT, LARS 341 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:40,182 I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D LEAVE HUSAVIK, AND NOW LOOK AT US. 342 00:16:40,182 --> 00:16:48,457 [ NATURE SOUNDS >> I ‐ 343 00:16:48,457 --> 00:16:50,092 >> AH ‐‐ >> NAH 344 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,829 >> NAH >> NAH 345 00:16:53,829 --> 00:16:55,130 [ INDISCIRNABLE >> WHY 346 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:58,501 >> WE CAN'T. WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE MUSIC. 347 00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:01,537 >> OH, YES >> Seth: HERE'S MY CONVERSATION WITH RACHEL McADAMS. 348 00:17:03,205 --> 00:17:06,275 >> HI, I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 349 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,510 >> Seth: I'M GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 350 00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:10,312 HERE I WANT TO START BY ASKING YOU A 351 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:12,748 QUESTION BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU DID A THING THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE 352 00:17:12,748 --> 00:17:16,218 HAVE FANTASIZED ABOUT DOING DURING THESE TIMES, WHICH IS YOU 353 00:17:16,218 --> 00:17:18,287 DROVE AN RV WITH YOUR FAMILY CROSS‐COUNTRY. 354 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,457 >> YES YEAH 355 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,994 I'M KIND OF SURPRISED I'M HERE TO TELL THE TALE 356 00:17:24,994 --> 00:17:28,697 BUT YEAH, WE TOOK A 40‐FOOT RV FROM THE EAST COAST TO THE WEST 357 00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:32,635 COAST OVER ABOUT EIGHT DAYS. >> Seth: NOW, PEOPLE, I THINK, 358 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,804 IN THEIR HEAD ONLY SEE THE BEAUTIFUL SIDE OF THAT 359 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:39,174 WAS IT WORTH IT? DO YOU RECOMMEND IT? 360 00:17:39,174 --> 00:17:42,011 >> I DO. ACTUALLY, EVERYONE WAS SAYING TO 361 00:17:42,011 --> 00:17:45,214 US, "YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 362 00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:48,250 THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE." AND THEN ‐‐ BECAUSE I HAVE A 363 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,453 2‐YEAR‐OLD BUT IT ACTUALLY ‐‐ IT WAS SO 364 00:17:51,453 --> 00:17:55,791 MUCH FUN WE ‐‐ WE HAD THE BEST TIME 365 00:17:55,791 --> 00:18:00,062 WE WENT THROUGH 11 STATES. AND, I MEAN, THE RV IS A LITTLE 366 00:18:00,062 --> 00:18:06,068 WORSE FOR WEAR [ LAUGHTER ] 367 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,970 WE MADE A FEW MISTAKES ALONG THE WAY. 368 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:10,539 IT TOOK US A LITTLE WHILE TO GET THE HANG OF IT 369 00:18:10,539 --> 00:18:12,975 WE LEFT THE AWNING OPEN ONE DAY AND DROVE AWAY ‐ 370 00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:16,679 >> Seth: OKAY. >> AND TOOK DOWN A TREE. 371 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,447 I INSISTED ON SAVING ALL THE RECYCLING. 372 00:18:18,447 --> 00:18:20,215 'CAUSE ‐ >> Seth: OKAY. 373 00:18:20,215 --> 00:18:22,585 >> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY THERE, THERE WASN'T REALLY 374 00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:24,320 ANYWHERE TO RECYCLE THINGS SO I WAS COLLECTING AND SAVING IT 375 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,389 ALL. AND WE WERE STASHING IT IN THE 376 00:18:27,389 --> 00:18:31,327 COMPARTMENTS UNDER THE RV. AND THERE WAS SO MUCH THAT IT 377 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:35,898 EXPLODED IT OPENED ONE DAY ON THE ROAD. 378 00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:37,766 AND ALL THE PEOPLE ARE HONKING AT US. 379 00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:42,137 AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT AND COLLECTING UP ALL THE RECYCLING. 380 00:18:42,137 --> 00:18:44,773 AND YOU HAVE TO LOCK ‐‐ YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU LOCK THE 381 00:18:44,773 --> 00:18:49,345 FRIDGE AND LOCK THE FREEZER EVERY TIME BEFORE YOU PULL OUT 382 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:54,183 BECAUSE ONCE IT GETS ROCKING ‐‐ ANYWAY, ONE TIME I FORGOT, AND A 383 00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:58,754 GIANT JAR OF PICKLES SMASHED I MEAN, I FEEL I SHOULDN'T 384 00:18:58,754 --> 00:19:01,056 PROBABLY BE SAYING THIS BECAUSE WE BORROWED IT FROM SOMEONE. 385 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,258 HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY OF THESE THINGS HAPPENED >> Seth: YEAH, 386 00:19:03,258 --> 00:19:06,862 HOPEFULLY HE'S NOT A LOYAL VIEWER OF THIS SHOW 'CAUSE I 387 00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,964 THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE LAST TIME YOU BORROW IT 388 00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:11,767 I WILL SAY THIS STARTED AS ME WANTING TO TAKE A TRIP LIKE 389 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:15,471 THIS AND THE MORE YOU WENT ON, THE 390 00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,339 LESS ENAMORED I AM WITH THE IDEA 391 00:19:17,339 --> 00:19:19,875 >> I SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH THE BAD THINGS AND THEN SAID IT 392 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:23,045 REALLY WAS ONE OF THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE 393 00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:25,481 >> Seth: SO YOU HAVE THIS REALLY WONDERFUL MOVIE CALLED 394 00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:28,484 "EUROVISION: A SAGA OF FIRE. I WANT TO MAKE SURE ‐‐ IT'S A 395 00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:30,786 LONGER TITLE THEN JUST EUROVISION 396 00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:32,554 YOU CAN SEARCH ON NETFLIX FOR EUROVISION, IT'S THE ONE THING 397 00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:34,056 THAT COMES UP. WHAT IS IT 398 00:19:34,056 --> 00:19:38,661 A SAGA >> WELL, ORIGINALLY THEY WERE 399 00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:40,095 GOING TO CALL IT "THE SAGA OF FIRE SAGA," BUT THAT WAS HARD TO 400 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,830 TRANSLATE INTO SO MANY LANGUAGES. 401 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:44,900 SO "IT'S THE STORY OF FIRE SAGA" WHICH IS THE BAND THAT WILL AND 402 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,102 I ARE IN >> Seth: GOTCHA. 403 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:50,139 DID YOU ‐‐ NOW, I LIVED ABROAD FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS IN HOLLAND 404 00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:52,141 WHERE EUROVISION WAS A HUGE DEAL 405 00:19:52,141 --> 00:19:55,411 WERE YOU AWARE OF IT AT ALL BEFORE YOU TOOK ON THIS ROLE 406 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:58,480 >> NO. I'M CANADIAN, SO WE ‐‐ IT'S NOT 407 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,684 BROADCAST IN NORTH AMERICA ANYWHERE SO I TOTALLY MISSED 408 00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:07,222 OUT. I HEARD OF IT WHEN A CONTESTANT 409 00:20:07,222 --> 00:20:11,827 NAMED CONCHITA WURST WON FOR AUSTRIA. 410 00:20:11,827 --> 00:20:14,530 AND THEN ‐‐ AND THEN I DIDN'T ‐‐ IT SORT OF DIDN'T COME UP AGAIN 411 00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:17,933 UNTIL I WAS ON A PLANE TO TEL AVIV DOING RESEARCH FOR THIS 412 00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:21,870 FILM, ACTUALLY GOING TO LAST YEAR'S EUROVISION. 413 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:26,275 AND THAT WAS MY FIRST EXPOSURE SO I GOT SORT OF THROWN INTO IT. 414 00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:29,678 >> Seth: AND IT'S A HUGE DEAL. THIS IS A HUGE WORLDWIDE DEAL. 415 00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:33,782 PEOPLE MIGHT THINK THAT IT'S SOME LIKE SMALL ESOTERIC THING 416 00:20:33,782 --> 00:20:36,051 THAT YOU GUYS DECIDED TO MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT, BUT IT'S LIKE A 417 00:20:36,051 --> 00:20:38,587 SUPER BOWL >> IT'S MASSIVE. 418 00:20:38,587 --> 00:20:41,857 IT'S TWICE THE SUPER BOWL. IT'S LIKE 200 MILLION PEOPLE 419 00:20:41,857 --> 00:20:44,827 TUNE INTO THIS AND IT'S A ‐‐ IT'S LIKE A HUGE 420 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:48,430 EVENT. DID YOU ‐‐ DID YOU PARTICIPATE 421 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:49,531 WHEN YOU WERE IN HOLLAND IN ANY WAY? 422 00:20:49,531 --> 00:20:51,266 >> Seth: WE WOULD. I MEAN THERE WOULD BE VIEWING 423 00:20:51,266 --> 00:20:54,236 PARTIES WHERE YOU'D ALL GET TOGETHER AND PEOPLE WERE REALLY 424 00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:58,173 EXCITED TO WATCH, YOU KNOW, THE COUNTRY OF THEIR ORIGIN PERFORM. 425 00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,008 >> TO ME IT FELT LIKE THE OLYMPICS FOR A SINGING 426 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,612 COMPETITION. THE PRIDE THAT GOES INTO EACH 427 00:21:03,612 --> 00:21:08,550 ACT THAT'S GOING IS JUST ‐‐ AND EVERYONE'S ‐‐ 428 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:10,486 WHAT I LOVE, TOO, IS THAT YOU LISTEN TO ALL THE MUSIC ON THE 429 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,387 RADIO. EVERY TIME WE GOT INTO A TAXI IN 430 00:21:12,387 --> 00:21:15,224 TEL AVIV, ALL THE SONGS WERE PLAYING BEFORE THE COMPETITION 431 00:21:15,224 --> 00:21:19,161 EVEN STARTED SO EVERYONE'S GETTING TO KNOW 432 00:21:19,161 --> 00:21:21,764 THE MUSIC RATHER THAN IT JUST BEING A FIRST TIME THING 433 00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:24,733 SO I DON'T KNOW, PEOPLE REALLY ‐‐ BUT IT IS ONE OF THOSE 434 00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:27,569 THINGS WHERE PEOPLE LOVE IT OR HATE IT. 435 00:21:27,569 --> 00:21:31,173 I MEAN, I'VE HAD A FEW PEOPLE DURING PRESS SAY, "I HATE 436 00:21:31,173 --> 00:21:33,142 EUROVISION, BUT I LOVE THIS MOVIE. 437 00:21:33,142 --> 00:21:36,311 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Seth: YOU ‐‐ SO YOU MENTIONED 438 00:21:36,311 --> 00:21:38,781 TEL AVIV SO YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO THE 439 00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:43,218 FINALS AND YOU FILMED THERE. AND I'M WONDERING IF YOU'RE A 440 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:47,022 SUPER FAN GOING TO EUROVISION AND THEY HAVE YOU THEN PAUSE FOR 441 00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:49,658 A SECOND TO WATCH RACHEL McADAMS AND WILL FERRELL GET ON STAGE TO 442 00:21:49,658 --> 00:21:51,460 SHOOT A SCENE. WERE THEY EXCITED BY THAT AS 443 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:55,597 WELL >> I MEAN, THEY WERE JUST SHY OF 444 00:21:55,597 --> 00:22:00,836 BOOING US OFF THE STAGE. THEY WERE LIKE, "WE ARE HERE TO 445 00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:05,073 SEE ICELAND, AND HUNGARY, AND OUR COUNTRY PEOPLE AND WE DON'T 446 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:08,210 CARE ABOUT YOUR NETFLIX MOVIE. YEAH, THE FIRST A. D., HE HAD THE 447 00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:10,712 HARDEST JOB 'CAUSE HE HAD TO STAND UP ON THE STAGE. 448 00:22:10,712 --> 00:22:13,148 CAUSE WE WERE TRYING ‐‐ WE WERE TRYING TO GET SHOTS OF THE 449 00:22:13,148 --> 00:22:14,850 AUDIENCE BECAUSE WE COULD NEVER REPLICATE THAT ‐ 450 00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:16,585 >> Seth: YEAH. >> YOU KNOW, LATER 451 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,988 WE WERE ON GREEN SCREENS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 452 00:22:19,988 --> 00:22:22,491 SO YEAH, HE WAS LIKE, "GIVE IT UP FOR WILL AND RACHEL." 453 00:22:22,491 --> 00:22:24,126 YOU KNOW AND EVERYONE IS WAVING THEIR 454 00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:27,196 LITTLE FLAGS LIKE ‐‐ >> Seth: IS THERE REAL ‐ 455 00:22:27,196 --> 00:22:28,831 >> "OKAY, WHEN IS THE SHOW STARTING?" 456 00:22:28,831 --> 00:22:31,800 >> Seth: NOTHING IS WORSE THAN BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE PERSON 457 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,304 TRYING TO EXCITE AN AUDIENCE FOR YOU THAT DOESN'T ‐‐ THAT'S NOT 458 00:22:35,304 --> 00:22:37,472 GOING TO DO IT >> I KNOW. 459 00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:39,241 I WAS JUST SO GLAD THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME GO UP THERE. 460 00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:41,977 >> Seth: RIGHT >> I WAS JUST SO GRATEFUL TO HIM 461 00:22:41,977 --> 00:22:44,279 FOR PUTTING HIMSELF ON THE LINE LIKE THAT. 462 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:47,115 >> Seth: THAT'S VERY KIND. YOU DID ‐‐ YOU MENTIONED THERE 463 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:50,485 WAS A LOT OF GREEN SCREEN STUFF. BUT EARLY IN THE FILM, THERE'S A 464 00:22:50,485 --> 00:22:52,554 MUSIC VIDEO OR SORT OF YOUR IMAGINATION OF WHERE YOU GUYS 465 00:22:52,554 --> 00:22:55,858 ARE. AND YOU ‐‐ I HAVEN'T BEEN TO 466 00:22:55,858 --> 00:22:57,292 ICELAND, WHICH IS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES IN THE 467 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,694 WORLD. AND YOU GUYS WERE DEFINITELY 468 00:22:58,694 --> 00:23:02,297 THERE, YES >> WE WERE DEFINITELY THERE, 469 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:04,166 YES. YEAH 470 00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:06,435 >> Seth: VERY HARD TO SHOOT SOMETHING ELSE FOR ICELAND 471 00:23:06,435 --> 00:23:08,971 >> IT REALLY IS. I MEAN, WE DID A FEW THINGS 472 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:12,674 WHICH WAS REALLY FUN ON A STAGE, WE HAD TRAMPOLINES 473 00:23:12,674 --> 00:23:14,743 WILL AND I WERE BOTH ON TRAMPOLINES FOR THAT MUSIC VIDEO 474 00:23:14,743 --> 00:23:19,214 IN SCOTLAND. AND THEN THEY PUT SPEWING LAVA 475 00:23:19,214 --> 00:23:24,820 BEHIND US. AND ‐‐ BUT NO, FOR THE BULK OF 476 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:31,593 THAT VIDEO, WE WERE REALLY ON A LAVA CLIFF WITH SEAGULLS, YOU 477 00:23:31,593 --> 00:23:38,267 KNOW, FLYING AROUND AND A BITTER WIND BLOWING THROUGH OUR HAIR. 478 00:23:38,267 --> 00:23:41,536 AND IT WAS ‐‐ IT WAS ACTUALLY THE LAST DAY OF SHOOTING, SO WE 479 00:23:41,536 --> 00:23:44,940 WERE, YOU KNOW ‐‐ WE JUST HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME WITH IT. 480 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:48,777 AND DAVID, THE DIRECTOR, HE DIRECTS MUSIC VIDEOS AS WELL, 481 00:23:48,777 --> 00:23:51,847 LIKE BIG MUSIC VIDEOS. SO, YOU KNOW, HE HAD ALL THESE 482 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,449 DRONES FLYING AROUND AND HE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, 483 00:23:54,449 --> 00:23:56,285 REALLY LIKE, "MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMERA." 484 00:23:56,285 --> 00:23:59,221 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, "GIVE ME SMOLDERING. 485 00:23:59,221 --> 00:24:02,557 IT'S THE ONLY TIME IN THE FILM WHEN WE'RE ACTUALLY COOL ‐ 486 00:24:02,557 --> 00:24:05,193 >> Seth: RIGHT >> COOL ROCK STARS RATHER THAN 487 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:08,697 AWKWARD ‐‐ >> Seth: YES 488 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,433 >> NOT QUITE, ROCK STARS SO IT WAS ‐‐ YEAH, IT WAS SUPER 489 00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:13,735 FUN. AND ICELAND WAS LIKE YOU SAID, 490 00:24:13,735 --> 00:24:16,672 JUST ‐ >> Seth: WHAT ABOUT THAT ‐‐ I 491 00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,106 KNOW YOU SHOT IN A SMALL VILLAGE IN ICELAND 492 00:24:18,106 --> 00:24:21,043 WERE THEY EXCITED TO SEE YOU >> NO. 493 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,277 >> Seth: NO. SO YOU JUST STRUCK OUT 494 00:24:22,277 --> 00:24:27,215 EVERYWHERE >> THEY WERE SO LOVELY 495 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:30,118 THEY CLOSED THEIR RESTAURANTS SO WE COULD COME IN, THE WHOLE 496 00:24:30,118 --> 00:24:32,321 CREW, AT THE END OF A LONG DAY OUT ON THE FISHING BOAT AND HAVE 497 00:24:32,321 --> 00:24:36,358 A HOT MEAL AND THE MAYOR CAME DOWN AND HE 498 00:24:36,358 --> 00:24:41,063 BROUGHT, YOU KNOW, STUFFED PUFFIN DOLLS AND ICELANDIC SWAG. 499 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:44,766 I MEAN THEY WERE INCREDIBLY WARM AND WELCOMING, BUT WHEN WE WERE 500 00:24:44,766 --> 00:24:48,170 SHOOTING, THERE WAS NO ONE [ LAUGHTER ] 501 00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:51,640 PEOPLE WOULD WALK BY AND JUST KEEP GOING 502 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,942 I MEAN, IT WAS GREAT WE FELT LIKE WE REALLY WERE 503 00:24:53,942 --> 00:24:56,144 LIVING THERE >> Seth: YEAH YOU'D HEAR THE SECOND A. D. BEING 504 00:24:56,144 --> 00:24:58,914 LIKE, "HEY, FEEL FREE TO GATHER AROUND. 505 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,350 TAKE PICTURES WITH YOUR PHONES YOU GUYS WANT TO GET PICTURES OF 506 00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:04,453 RACHEL AND WILL? I'LL TAKE IT IF YOU WANT TO GO 507 00:25:04,453 --> 00:25:08,190 IN." ONCE THEY SEE THIS FILM AND SEE 508 00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:11,994 HOW YOU TREATED EUROVISION WITH A LOT OF HEART, AND IT'S REALLY 509 00:25:11,994 --> 00:25:14,196 FUNNY. I THINK IF YOU GUYS WENT BACK TO 510 00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:15,731 EUROVISION NEXT YEAR, THEY'D CARRY YOU OUT ON THEIR 511 00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:17,799 SHOULDERS. >> REALLY? 512 00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:20,402 >> Seth: YEAH, I THINK SO. I'M NOT RECOMMENDING 513 00:25:20,402 --> 00:25:22,270 I MEAN I WOULDN'T WANT TO RISK IT, BUT LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT 514 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,805 THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 515 00:25:23,805 --> 00:25:25,240 >> OKAY. THANK YOU. 516 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,276 I FEEL BETTER. >> Seth: HEY, THANKS SO MUCH FOR 517 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,046 MAKING THE TIME FOR US CONGRATS ON THE FILM 518 00:25:31,046 --> 00:25:32,614 AND HOPEFULLY WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME IN PERSON 519 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,182 >> YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD THANK YOU. 520 00:25:34,182 --> 00:25:35,517 TAKE CARE. ♪ 521 00:25:56,976 --> 00:25:58,253 ♪ >> Seth: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A 522 00:25:58,253 --> 00:26:01,190 VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM "AT HOME WITH 523 00:26:01,190 --> 00:26:03,826 AMY SEDARIS" AND "NETFLIX PRESENTS: THE CHARACTERS." 524 00:26:03,826 --> 00:26:05,394 HE STARS IN THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED SERIES, "SEARCH 525 00:26:05,394 --> 00:26:07,796 PARTY. THE ENTIRE THIRD SEASON IS 526 00:26:07,796 --> 00:26:11,567 STREAMING ON HBO MAX HERE'S MY CONVERSATION WITH OUR VERY GOOD FRIEND, JOHN EARLY 527 00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:15,404 >> Seth: JOHN, IT IS ALWAYS SUCH A DELIGHT TO SEE YOU 528 00:26:15,404 --> 00:26:19,241 >> HI, SETH. YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS 529 00:26:19,241 --> 00:26:21,310 >> Seth: THANK YOU SO MUCH THAT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM 530 00:26:21,310 --> 00:26:23,946 YOU, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS, I'VE 531 00:26:23,946 --> 00:26:26,014 BEEN ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I'VE FORCED INTO DOING MY OWN MAKEUP DURING 532 00:26:26,014 --> 00:26:30,385 QUARANTINE >> SEE, I WAS GOING TO ASK, 533 00:26:30,385 --> 00:26:32,788 IF ‐‐ ARE YOU ‐‐ I JUST ASSUMED THAT WAS A LIGHT MOISTURIZER, 534 00:26:32,788 --> 00:26:35,858 WHICH IS A SIGN OF GOOD MAKEUP >> Seth: THANK YOU 535 00:26:35,858 --> 00:26:38,627 SEE, I FEEL VERY ‐‐ THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. 536 00:26:38,627 --> 00:26:40,696 BUT THERE IS A LITTLE POWDER >> YEAH. 537 00:26:40,696 --> 00:26:43,732 >> Seth: THERE'S A LITTLE FOUNDATION 538 00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:46,335 AND I JUST FEEL A LITTLE BETTER EVERY DAY. 539 00:26:46,335 --> 00:26:48,403 I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH GENUINE PRIDE I TAKE FROM IT 540 00:26:48,403 --> 00:26:51,707 >> IT'S SO GORGEOUS. YOU KNOW, MEN, WE'RE ‐‐ WE'RE 541 00:26:51,707 --> 00:26:55,644 SOCIALIZED TO THINK THAT'S ‐‐ TO PUT ON MAKEUP. 542 00:26:55,644 --> 00:27:00,249 AND OF COURSE, IT IS I WANT TO BE CLEAR 543 00:27:00,249 --> 00:27:03,418 BUT I ‐‐ BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE IS A REAL PLEASURE IN IT. 544 00:27:03,418 --> 00:27:07,689 >> Seth: WELL, I THINK IT IS A REMINDER THAT A LOT OF THINGS WE 545 00:27:07,689 --> 00:27:09,758 THINK WERE GAY, GAY IS OFTEN JUST A SYNONYM FOR BETTER. 546 00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:11,860 I JUST LOOK ‐‐ >> YEAH. 547 00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:14,897 >> Seth: TO LOOK GAY IS TO LOOK JUST BETTER THAN THE WAY YOU 548 00:27:14,897 --> 00:27:17,065 WERE LOOK IF ‐ >> YEAH. 549 00:27:17,065 --> 00:27:18,267 >> Seth: YOU WERE RESISTANT TO THINGS THAT WERE HISTORICALLY 550 00:27:18,267 --> 00:27:20,469 STEREOTYPICAL. >> YEAH, SO PUT AN OUNCE OF 551 00:27:20,469 --> 00:27:24,273 THOUGHT INTO YOUR APPEARANCE >> Seth: YEAH, YOU JUST ‐‐ IF 552 00:27:24,273 --> 00:27:25,807 YOU JUST THINK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE, YOU WILL 553 00:27:25,807 --> 00:27:27,576 LOOK BETTER. >> YES 554 00:27:27,576 --> 00:27:30,946 I HAVE TO SAY, IT MUST BE ACKNOWLEDGED THAT EVEN THROUGH 555 00:27:30,946 --> 00:27:35,217 3,000 MILES APART, THE SEXUAL CHEMISTRY IS OFF THE CHARTS. 556 00:27:35,217 --> 00:27:37,085 I MEAN, EVEN WITH ZOOM ‐ >> Seth: YES 557 00:27:37,085 --> 00:27:39,922 >> WE ARE ‐‐ IT'S ELECTRIC IT'S CRAZY 558 00:27:39,922 --> 00:27:42,424 >> Seth: WELL, IT'S INTERESTING, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT'S 559 00:27:42,424 --> 00:27:43,759 ELECTRIC WHEN WE'RE FACE‐TO‐FACE 560 00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:46,728 >> OF COURSE >> Seth: AND YET NOW, OF COURSE, 561 00:27:46,728 --> 00:27:48,764 WE'RE MORE RELIANT ON ACTUAL ELECTRICITY BECAUSE OF THE WAY 562 00:27:48,764 --> 00:27:51,733 WE'RE COMMUNICATING. >> RIGHT 563 00:27:51,733 --> 00:27:54,670 >> Seth: AND SO IT'S ‐‐ IT MAY BE ‐‐ IT MAY BE A FACTOR OF TWO. 564 00:27:54,670 --> 00:27:56,538 >> RIGHT RIGHT. 565 00:27:56,538 --> 00:27:59,808 >> Seth: YEAH. I'M GLAD ‐ 566 00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:01,009 >> WHAT'S "THE THORN BIRDS?" I'M SORRY, WHAT'S "THE THORN 567 00:28:01,009 --> 00:28:04,413 BIRDS? >> Seth: "THE THORN BIRDS" IS ‐‐ 568 00:28:04,413 --> 00:28:08,116 IT TURNS OUT MOST ATTICS IN THE NORTHEAST JUST HAVE IT 569 00:28:08,116 --> 00:28:13,689 [ LAUGHTER ] HAVE YOU BEEN READING? 570 00:28:13,689 --> 00:28:15,457 >> I HAVE BEEN READING >> Seth: YOU BEEN USING 571 00:28:15,457 --> 00:28:18,760 QUARANTINE TO READ >> I LIKE ‐‐ IT STARTED VERY ‐‐ 572 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,063 IT STARTED OFF AS A PERFORMANCE FOR SURE 573 00:28:21,063 --> 00:28:24,633 IT WAS VERY ‐‐ I WAS ON THE PORCH LIKE IN WAR TIMES, YOU 574 00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:29,438 KNOW, READING BUT THEN IT ACTUALLY BECAME READING. 575 00:28:29,438 --> 00:28:33,375 >> Seth: MM‐HM >> AND YEAH, I ‐‐ IT'S ‐‐ YOU 576 00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:35,243 KNOW, THERE'S KIND OF ‐‐ WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT IT HAS BEEN 577 00:28:35,243 --> 00:28:39,948 SO NICE. AGAIN, IT'S KIND OF GOES ON THE 578 00:28:39,948 --> 00:28:41,249 LIST OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN MAKING SOURDOUGH BREAD. 579 00:28:41,249 --> 00:28:43,018 IT'S LIKE ‐‐ IT'S ANNOYING TO TALK ABOUT 580 00:28:43,018 --> 00:28:47,389 BUT ONCE YOU KIND OF GET OVER IT, IT IS ‐‐ IT'S SO NICE. 581 00:28:47,389 --> 00:28:50,225 IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOUR BRAIN GOING ONE DIRECTION FOR A LONG 582 00:28:50,225 --> 00:28:53,328 PERIOD OF TIME VERSUS 14 AT ALL TIMES VIA THE INTERNET 583 00:28:53,328 --> 00:28:55,797 >> Seth: IT'S REALLY NICE. ALSO, I DO FIND ‐‐ I'M AWARE 584 00:28:55,797 --> 00:28:58,767 THAT I'M DOING IT. WHEN I'M READING A BOOK THAT I 585 00:28:58,767 --> 00:29:02,137 REALLY LIKE ‐‐ I WILL ‐‐ I KNOW IT SOUNDS BRAGGY BUT I DO WANT 586 00:29:02,137 --> 00:29:04,339 TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH PEOPLE I WANT THEM TO READ IT SO THAT 587 00:29:04,339 --> 00:29:06,408 WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT >> I KNOW. 588 00:29:06,408 --> 00:29:08,910 BUT IT'S SO CRAZY TO ASK SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING THAT TAKES 589 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:11,146 DAYS ‐ >> Seth: YEAH. 590 00:29:11,146 --> 00:29:14,750 >> CASUALLY. >> Seth: BUT WE SUGGEST 591 00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:16,952 TELEVISION SHOWS THAT ‐‐ YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET A BOOK ON 592 00:29:16,952 --> 00:29:19,321 KINDLE SOMETIMES IT WILL SAY THIS TAKES 593 00:29:19,321 --> 00:29:23,392 FIVE HOURS TO READ >> I DON'T HAVE KINDLE, SETH 594 00:29:23,392 --> 00:29:26,828 >> Seth: WHAT? >> I DON'T HAVE A KINDLE, SETH 595 00:29:26,828 --> 00:29:29,097 >> Seth: I NOTICE ‐‐ I NOTICED YOU FRAMED YOUR BOOKSHELF, JOHN. 596 00:29:29,097 --> 00:29:34,336 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OOPS. 597 00:29:34,336 --> 00:29:37,305 >> Seth: BUT YOU HAVE WATCHED TELEVISION AS WELL 598 00:29:37,305 --> 00:29:40,776 >> I'VE WATCHED SO MUCH "TOP CHEF." 599 00:29:40,776 --> 00:29:42,711 I'VE NEVER SEEN ‐‐ I'VE NEVER WATCHED "TOP CHEF" UNTIL THIS 600 00:29:42,711 --> 00:29:47,349 MOMENT IT'S BECOME LIKE A TRUE BINKY 601 00:29:47,349 --> 00:29:51,053 AFTER A CERTAIN POINT OF NIGHT I'VE LITERALLY ‐‐ I'VE GOOGLED 602 00:29:51,053 --> 00:29:52,587 SO MANY TIMES AT LIKE 2:00 IN THE MORNING, "ARE GAIL AND PADMA 603 00:29:52,587 --> 00:29:56,191 FRIENDS? >> Seth: AND ARE THEY? 604 00:29:56,191 --> 00:29:58,427 FOR THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE TIME TO GOOGLE 605 00:29:58,427 --> 00:30:00,929 >> I ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY CONSPIRACY THEORIES. 606 00:30:00,929 --> 00:30:02,864 I MEAN, AGAIN, LIKE US, THE CHEMISTRY I FEEL BETWEEN THEM IS 607 00:30:02,864 --> 00:30:06,268 ELECTRIC >> Seth: IT WOULD BE HARD FIND 608 00:30:06,268 --> 00:30:09,538 >> IT WOULD BE ‐‐ YEAH, IT WOULD BE HARD FOR IT TO BE FAKE. 609 00:30:09,538 --> 00:30:13,141 BUT LIKE, I'M ‐‐ I ‐‐ JUST LIKE ANY TIME THEY INTERACT, LIKE ANY 610 00:30:13,141 --> 00:30:15,110 COMMENT ACROSS THE JUDGES' TABLE, I LITERALLY START 611 00:30:15,110 --> 00:30:19,147 BLUSHING I LIKE ‐‐ I'M WILDLY IN LOVE 612 00:30:19,147 --> 00:30:24,186 WITH THEM. >> Seth: SOMEONE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, IT 613 00:30:24,186 --> 00:30:28,123 OBVIOUSLY HURTS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT SOMEONE THAT YOU HAVE MAYBE 614 00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:30,759 EVEN BETTER CHEMISTRY WITH THAN YOU HAVE WITH ME IS WITH 615 00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:33,295 KATE BERLANT >> THANK YOU 616 00:30:33,295 --> 00:30:35,897 THANK YOU. >> Seth: AND I'M WILLING TO TAKE 617 00:30:35,897 --> 00:30:41,570 A SECOND POSITION TO HER BUT WHAT ‐‐ YOU GUYS JUST SHOT A 618 00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:44,072 VERY FUNNY, VERY CREEPY SHORT FILM CALLED "RACHEL" BASED ON A 619 00:30:44,072 --> 00:30:46,374 TRUE STORY >> YES 620 00:30:46,374 --> 00:30:49,111 YES. YES. 621 00:30:49,111 --> 00:30:52,280 WE ‐‐ WE SHOT ‐‐ WE TRIED TO RECREATE A ‐‐ YOU KNOW, IT'S 622 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:59,054 ACTUALLY VERY, I THINK ‐‐ HOLD FOR THE TRASH TRUCK. 623 00:30:59,054 --> 00:31:02,124 AND WE'RE GOOD WE ‐‐ WE SHOT A ‐‐ WE SHOT A 624 00:31:02,124 --> 00:31:06,094 VERY KIND OF QUARANTINE APPROPRIATE SHORT I'M REALIZING 625 00:31:06,094 --> 00:31:09,231 NOW. THIS IS PRE ALL OF THIS THOUGH 626 00:31:09,231 --> 00:31:13,034 BUT, BASICALLY THIS HAPPENED TO ME IN REAL LIFE. 627 00:31:13,034 --> 00:31:17,205 I HAD FRIENDS COME OVER AFTER A SHOW THAT I DID, LIKE EIGHT 628 00:31:17,205 --> 00:31:20,575 FRIENDS FOR THE MOST CASUAL GET TOGETHER 629 00:31:20,575 --> 00:31:23,445 AND THERE WERE A COUPLE OF FRIENDS OF FRIENDS THERE 630 00:31:23,445 --> 00:31:24,846 >> Seth: MM‐HMM. >> LIKE, PEOPLE I HAD NEVER MET 631 00:31:24,846 --> 00:31:26,915 BEFORE SO THIS WAS KIND OF ALREADY ‐‐ 632 00:31:26,915 --> 00:31:29,017 IT WAS ALREADY ‐‐ SUBCONSCIOUSLY, I WAS ALREADY 633 00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:33,722 ACCEPTING THE FACT THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW SOME PEOPLE THERE. 634 00:31:33,722 --> 00:31:36,124 AND THIS GIRL ‐‐ LITERALLY AS I WAS LETTING PEOPLE INTO MY HOME, 635 00:31:36,124 --> 00:31:41,062 THIS GIRL RAN UP MY STEPS SO BOLDLY AND JUST SO CASUALLY AND 636 00:31:41,062 --> 00:31:44,533 BOLDLY AND SHE'S LIKE, "I HAVE TO PEE." 637 00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:48,570 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, OKAY. AND I JUST ‐‐ I JUST ASSUMED 638 00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:50,372 BECAUSE OF HER BOLDNESS, I WAS LIKE, "WELL, SHE MUST KNOW 639 00:31:50,372 --> 00:31:53,341 SOMEONE. AND THEN SHE LITERALLY SPENT A 640 00:31:53,341 --> 00:31:58,446 HOUR, TWO HOURS IN MY HOUSE. JUST LIKE ‐‐ AGAIN, A PARTY OF 641 00:31:58,446 --> 00:32:00,448 LIKE EIGHT PEOPLE. THIS IS WAS NOT ‐‐ 642 00:32:00,448 --> 00:32:02,617 SHE WAS NOT INVISIBLE. SHE WAS LIKE ‐‐ SHE TOOK HER 643 00:32:02,617 --> 00:32:05,921 SHOES OFF. AFTER SHE WENT TO THE BATHROOM, 644 00:32:05,921 --> 00:32:07,689 TOOK HER SHOES OFF, CURLED UP ON MY COUCH AND STARTED TALKING TO 645 00:32:07,689 --> 00:32:10,659 MY FRIENDS IT WAS LIKE ‐‐ SHE LITERALLY ‐‐ 646 00:32:10,659 --> 00:32:12,093 AND THIS IS IN THE SHORT SHE WAS LIKE ‐‐ SHE WAS LIKE, 647 00:32:12,093 --> 00:32:14,062 "ARE YOU A DANCER" TO MY FRIEND. MY FRIEND WAS LIKE, "NO. 648 00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:16,865 SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE A DANCER." AND THEY LIKE ‐‐ AND THEN THEY 649 00:32:16,865 --> 00:32:19,367 HAD THIS CONVERSATION. BECAUSE THEY WERE TALKING FOR SO 650 00:32:19,367 --> 00:32:20,502 LONG, WE JUST WERE LIKE, "I GUESS THEY KNOW EACH OTHER." 651 00:32:20,502 --> 00:32:22,437 YOU KNOW AT ONE POINT MY FRIEND LOOKED 652 00:32:22,437 --> 00:32:24,072 OVER THE COUCH AT ME AND WAS LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW HER?" 653 00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:26,374 I WAS LIKE, "NO. BUT I SAID IT IN A JOKING WAY SO 654 00:32:26,374 --> 00:32:28,944 SHE THOUGHT ‐‐ SHE THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING. 655 00:32:28,944 --> 00:32:32,714 AND THEN ‐‐ AND THEN SLOWLY, WE ALL STARTED TO CONNECT THE DOTS. 656 00:32:32,714 --> 00:32:35,016 WE WERE KIND OF DRUNK. AND I STARTED PULLING PEOPLE 657 00:32:35,016 --> 00:32:37,719 BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND BEING LIKE ‐‐ GRILLING PEOPLE, BEING 658 00:32:37,719 --> 00:32:41,022 LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW HER?" AND ‐‐ AND PEOPLE WERE LIKE, 659 00:32:41,022 --> 00:32:44,059 "NO, I DO NOT. AND WE ALL LIKE SLOWLY PUT IT 660 00:32:44,059 --> 00:32:47,395 TOGETHER THAT NO ONE IN THE HOUSE KNEW WHO SHE WAS 661 00:32:47,395 --> 00:32:52,601 AND THEN WE HAD TO KICK HER OUT. AND I LIKE ‐‐ I HAVE NEVER ‐‐ I 662 00:32:52,601 --> 00:32:56,738 AM SO AFRAID OF CONFRONTATION. >> Seth: THAT'S ‐‐ THE SCARIEST 663 00:32:56,738 --> 00:32:59,608 PART BY FAR IS NOT BE HAVING A STRANGER IN MY HOUSE, IT WOULD 664 00:32:59,608 --> 00:33:03,311 BE TO CONFRONT THE STRANGER AND POSSIBLY BE FRAMED AS A RUDE 665 00:33:03,311 --> 00:33:06,815 PERSON [ LAUGHTER ] 666 00:33:06,815 --> 00:33:10,418 >> EXACTLY EXACTLY. 667 00:33:10,418 --> 00:33:13,588 BY THE WAY, BY A TOTAL STRANGER WHO INTRUDED IN MY HOUSE, I'M 668 00:33:13,588 --> 00:33:17,292 WORRIED ABOUT WHAT SHE THINKS OF ME 669 00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:21,529 ABSOLUTELY ‐‐ SO MY FRIEND KIND OF TOOK OVER FOR ME AND LIKE, 670 00:33:21,529 --> 00:33:23,031 YOU KNOW, KICKED HER OUT AND SHE WAS SO DEFENSIVE 671 00:33:23,031 --> 00:33:26,635 SHE WAS LIKE ‐‐ SHE WAS TREATING US LIKE WE WERE NERDS FOR NOT 672 00:33:26,635 --> 00:33:32,207 KIND OF LETTING A STRANGER IN. >> Seth: GREAT 673 00:33:32,207 --> 00:33:36,478 >> AND YEAH, IT WAS ‐‐ IT WAS SO HORRIFYING AND TRULY DID NOT 674 00:33:36,478 --> 00:33:39,948 LEAVE MY SYSTEM FOR WEEKS. IT WAS SO CREEPY 675 00:33:39,948 --> 00:33:42,684 >> Seth: YEAH. >> WE JUST TRIED TO RECREATE IT 676 00:33:42,684 --> 00:33:44,119 AS LIKE ACCURATELY AS POSSIBLE IN THE SHORT FILM. 677 00:33:44,119 --> 00:33:46,955 >> Seth: SO IT WAS LIKE "UNSOLVED MYSTERIES'" RECREATION 678 00:33:46,955 --> 00:33:48,390 OF RACHEL'S INTRUSION INTO YOUR HOME 679 00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:53,128 >> EXACTLY >> Seth: I FEEL LIKE MY WIFE 680 00:33:53,128 --> 00:33:54,863 WOULD LET HER STAY ONLY BECAUSE SHE TOOK HER SHOES OFF 681 00:33:54,863 --> 00:33:57,465 >> IT'S LIKE THE DUPLASS VERSION OF HIMSELF 682 00:33:57,465 --> 00:34:00,201 >> Seth: OH. >> SORRY, KEEP GOING BACK TO 683 00:34:00,201 --> 00:34:02,270 YOUR WIFE. YOU ALWAYS BRING UP YOUR WIFE ‐‐ 684 00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:05,340 >> Seth: SHE WOULD LET RACHEL STAY 'CAUSE SHE TOOK HER SHOES 685 00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:08,410 OFF, WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT SHE WOULD SAY, "LIKE THIS PERSON 686 00:34:08,410 --> 00:34:10,679 MIGHT NOT BE INVITED BUT AT LEAST THEY HAVE THE DECENCY AS A 687 00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:12,747 GUEST TO REMOVE THEIR SHOES IN MY HOME. 688 00:34:12,747 --> 00:34:13,735 >> YEAH. ♪ 689 00:34:35,853 --> 00:34:37,845 ♪ >> Seth: HERE IS MORE WITH JOHN EARLY 690 00:34:39,463 --> 00:34:40,336 >> Seth: THIS IS VERY EXCITING CONGRATULATIONS ON ANOTHER 691 00:34:40,336 --> 00:34:43,185 SEASON OF "SEARCH PARTY. >> THANK YOU 692 00:34:43,185 --> 00:34:45,033 >> Seth: I ‐‐ SUCH A FUN CHARACTER. 693 00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:48,036 BUT WE SHOULD ALSO CLARIFY BECAUSE YOU ARE ALSO ‐‐ AS A 694 00:34:48,036 --> 00:34:50,004 YOUNG PERSON IN NEW YORK, THIS IS NOT YOU, JOHN 695 00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:52,607 YOU ARE NOT THIS PERSON. >> NO. 696 00:34:52,607 --> 00:34:54,909 HE MAY LOOK LIKE ME ‐‐ [ LAUGHTER ] 697 00:34:54,909 --> 00:34:59,747 BUT NO, IT'S NOT ME. YEAH, IT'S ‐‐ YOU KNOW, THERE 698 00:34:59,747 --> 00:35:03,351 ARE ‐‐ OF COURSE, THERE ARE PARTS OF MY OWN PERSONALITY THAT 699 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,753 I EXPLOIT AND EMPLOY FOR THE ROLE 700 00:35:05,753 --> 00:35:07,722 >> Seth: SURE, THERE'S YOUR FLAIR. 701 00:35:07,722 --> 00:35:12,627 >> YES BUT NO, HE IS NOT ME 702 00:35:12,627 --> 00:35:16,464 HE'S VERY LIKE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I LIVED IN BROOKLYN IN MY 20s AS 703 00:35:16,464 --> 00:35:20,735 WELL, BUT I THINK I JUST A KIND OF A MODICUM OF, YOU KNOW, 704 00:35:20,735 --> 00:35:24,339 APPROPRIATE WHITE GUILT KIND OF COURSING THROUGH MY SYSTEM AT 705 00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:27,442 ALL TIMES. AND THERE IS NONE OF THAT IN 706 00:35:27,442 --> 00:35:29,677 THESE CHARACTERS THEY ARE LIKE ‐‐ THEY ARE KIND 707 00:35:29,677 --> 00:35:32,046 OF LIKE BRAZEN GENTRIFIERS >> Seth: IT'S REALLY FUN THAT 708 00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:33,882 THIS SHOW ‐‐ >> YOU GO. 709 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:37,719 >> Seth: NO, NO, PLEASE. >> NO, NO. 710 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,954 >> Seth: IT'S JUST A SHOW. IT'S BEEN REALLY FUN TO WATCH IT 711 00:35:39,954 --> 00:35:42,257 DEVELOP. AND THE AMOUNT OF PLOTTING 712 00:35:42,257 --> 00:35:45,760 BEHIND IT IS SOMETHING THAT I THINK MAYBE PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE 713 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,395 GUESSED FROM WATCHING THE PILOT IN THIS SHOW 714 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:50,665 IT'S A REALLY COOL JOURNEY >> TOTALLY 715 00:35:50,665 --> 00:35:53,501 WELL, IT'S LIKE ‐‐ I FEEL LIKE IT GORGEOUSLY KIND OF ‐‐ IF YOU 716 00:35:53,501 --> 00:35:55,803 GO BACK TO THE FIRST EPISODE, WE ALL SEEM SO KIND OF INNOCENT AND 717 00:35:55,803 --> 00:35:59,841 UNAWARE. AND I DO FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE NO 718 00:35:59,841 --> 00:36:02,410 IDEA, YOU KNOW, WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET SUCKED INTO 719 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:05,680 AND I DO FEEL LIKE THERE IS SOMETHING ‐‐ YOU KNOW, IN THE ‐‐ 720 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,849 IN THE CASE OF THE SHOW, THEY DON'T KNOW THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET 721 00:36:07,849 --> 00:36:10,118 SUCKED INTO THIS MYSTERY PLOT. YOU KNOW, WHATEVER 722 00:36:10,118 --> 00:36:13,288 I WON'T SAY ANYTHING HERE. YOU HAVE TO JUST WATCH IT. 723 00:36:13,288 --> 00:36:18,259 BUT LIKE ‐‐ BUT I DO FEEL IT IS KIND OF A GORGEOUS METAPHOR FOR, 724 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:23,398 YOU KNOW, SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE IN BROOKLYN NOT SENSING THE 725 00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:26,334 COLLAPSE OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE. >> Seth: YEAH. 726 00:36:26,334 --> 00:36:30,038 I THINK THAT'S A VERY ‐‐ >> THE AMOUNT OF BRUNCHES I HAD 727 00:36:30,038 --> 00:36:39,914 IN BROOKLYN, JUST COMPLETELY CLUELESS OF THE IMPENDING DOOM 728 00:36:39,914 --> 00:36:41,849 IT'S REALLY FUN TO WATCH THAT NOW, RETROSPECTIVELY 729 00:36:41,849 --> 00:36:44,385 >> Seth: ONE OF THE THINGS THAT'S BEEN CONSISTENT 730 00:36:44,385 --> 00:36:46,220 THROUGHOUT THE SHOW AND HAS BEEN A LOT OF FUN TO WATCH IS 731 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:50,158 INCREDIBLE COSTUMES. YOU WORE A SEE‐THROUGH SHIRT 732 00:36:50,158 --> 00:36:53,361 THAT A WARDROBE FROM THE SHOW ON "LATE NIGHT. 733 00:36:53,361 --> 00:36:54,963 VERY MEMORABLE >> FROM SEASON THREE 734 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,831 >> Seth: YEAH. >> WHAT DID YOU SAY? 735 00:36:56,831 --> 00:36:58,800 >> Seth: IT WAS VERY MEMORABLE WHEN YOU WORE IT ON THE SHOW 736 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,769 >> THANK YOU >> Seth: AS GOOD A SHIRT AS BEEN 737 00:37:01,769 --> 00:37:03,838 WORN ON MY SHOW, I THINK >> YEAH. 738 00:37:03,838 --> 00:37:09,310 IT'S IN THE SMITHSONIAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 739 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:12,614 >> Seth: WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU GET TO SEE THOSE FOR 740 00:37:12,614 --> 00:37:16,417 THE FIRST TIME BEFORE YOU PUT THEM ON? 741 00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:18,286 >> IT'S SO CONFUSING TO ME THEY'RE SUCH ‐‐ IT'S LIKE THE 742 00:37:18,286 --> 00:37:20,455 MORE EXPENSIVE THEY GET ‐‐ I MEAN, LITERALLY EVERYTHING I 743 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:22,991 WEAR ON THAT SHOW IS ‐‐ I'M NOT KIDDING, THE AVERAGE PRICE IS 744 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,393 LIKE $2,000, LIKE INDIVIDUAL PIECES 745 00:37:25,393 --> 00:37:27,996 YOU KNOW AND IT'S LIKE THE MORE EXPENSIVE 746 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,198 THEY GET, THE MORE JUST LIKE DEEPLY UNRECOGNIZABLE THEY GET 747 00:37:30,198 --> 00:37:32,600 TO ME. I DON'T ‐‐ I CAN'T LOCATE THEM 748 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,404 IN CULTURE I'M PUTTING THEM ON MY LEGS AND 749 00:37:36,404 --> 00:37:40,141 HE'S LIKE, "THAT'S A SHIRT." THE COSTUME DESIGNER, 750 00:37:40,141 --> 00:37:43,411 MATTHEW SIMONELLI, WHO'S A GENIUS, HE'S ALWAYS LIKE, "WHAT 751 00:37:43,411 --> 00:37:45,413 DO YOU THINK WHAT DO YOU THINK? 752 00:37:45,413 --> 00:37:48,783 AND I'M LIKE, "THIS IS NOT A CRITICISM. 753 00:37:48,783 --> 00:37:50,418 I JUST LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I THINK. 754 00:37:50,418 --> 00:37:54,789 I DON'T KNOW." BUT YEAH, IT'S LIKE, WE TALKED A 755 00:37:54,789 --> 00:37:57,291 LOT ABOUT EDINA FROM "ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS," JENNIFER SAUNDERS 756 00:37:57,291 --> 00:38:00,795 >> Seth: YES >> JUST LIKE THE LAYERING OF ‐‐ 757 00:38:00,795 --> 00:38:04,298 JUST LIKE THE HAPHAZARD LAYERING OF EXPENSIVE ITEMS WITH NO KIND 758 00:38:04,298 --> 00:38:06,801 OF ‐‐ HE CLEARLY DOESN'T ‐‐ WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE COSTUME IS LIKE 759 00:38:06,801 --> 00:38:10,204 HE DOESN'T LOOK GOOD >> Seth: RIGHT 760 00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:12,807 >> AND HE DOESN'T KNOW IF HE LOOKS BAD OR GOOD. 761 00:38:12,807 --> 00:38:16,744 IT'S JUST IMPORTANT TO HIM TO HAVE AS MANY OBVIOUS SIGNIFIERS 762 00:38:16,744 --> 00:38:21,816 OF WEALTH ON HIM AT ALL TIMES. IT'S LIKE A SILHOUETTE 763 00:38:21,816 --> 00:38:24,152 >> Seth: THE ABSENCE OF BOTH TASTE AND AWARENESS IS A VERY 764 00:38:24,152 --> 00:38:26,954 DANGEROUS COCKTAIL >> YEAH. 765 00:38:26,954 --> 00:38:30,124 IT'S MY FAVORITE KIND OF, YOU KNOW, CHARACTER TO PLAY. 766 00:38:30,124 --> 00:38:31,993 >> Seth: WELL, YOU'RE GREAT AT IT 767 00:38:31,993 --> 00:38:33,828 AND I'M SO EXCITED THERE'S ANOTHER SEASON 768 00:38:33,828 --> 00:38:35,596 AND IT'S ALWAYS SUCH A DELIGHT TO SEE YOU, JOHN 769 00:38:35,596 --> 00:38:41,369 HOPEFULLY, NEXT TIME IN PERSON >> PLEASE, I PRAY, SETH. 770 00:38:41,369 --> 00:38:45,106 I'M SO JEALOUS OF THE WOOD BEAM, THE EXPOSED BEAM 771 00:38:45,106 --> 00:38:48,042 >> Seth: THANK YOU >> THOSE FIXTURES ARE SO ICONIC. 772 00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:51,546 I JUST ‐‐ I'M SO JEALOUS I WISH I WAS THERE WITH YOU. 773 00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:53,548 >> Seth: WE WOULD LOVE TO. SOME COMPANY IN THE ATTIC WOULD 774 00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:56,784 MEAN THE WORLD TO ME AS WELL >> "FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC." 775 00:38:56,784 --> 00:38:58,219 >> Seth: YES, "FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC. 776 00:38:58,219 --> 00:39:00,188 THANK YOU, JOHN. >> BYE, SETH 777 00:39:00,188 --> 00:39:01,130 >> Seth: BYE ♪ 778 00:39:14,743 --> 00:39:15,325 ♪ >> Announcer: FOR MORE 779 00:39:15,325 --> 00:39:16,794 "LATE NIGHT," GO TO LATENIGHTSETH.COM. 780 00:39:16,794 --> 00:39:18,829 FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER @LATENIGHTSETH 781 00:39:18,829 --> 00:39:21,231 AND BE SURE TO CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK 782 00:39:21,231 --> 00:39:23,867 HEAD OVER TO iTUNES TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH 783 00:39:23,867 --> 00:39:25,068 MEYERS" PODCAST. 784 00:39:25,068 --> 00:39:27,839 YOU'LL GET "A CLOSER LOOK" AND MORE DOWNLOADED RIGHT TO YOUR PHONE. 785 00:39:44,724 --> 00:39:46,159 >> Seth: I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS, RACHEL McADAMS AND 786 00:39:46,159 --> 00:39:47,894 JOHN EARLY I WANT TO THANK FRED ARMISEN AND 787 00:39:47,894 --> 00:39:49,862 THE 8G BAND. STAY TUNED FOR "LILLY SINGH. 788 00:39:49,862 --> 00:39:52,064 STAY SAFE. WASH YOUR HANDS. 789 00:39:52,064 --> 00:40:55,561 WE LOVE YOU. ♪ 71129

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