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COME TO THE GUYS WITH "CAR" IN THEIR NAMES ♪ 12 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 ♪ SCARPULLA, BOYEEEE, THESE CATS GOT GAME ♪ 13 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 ♪ DON'T WASTE TIME WITH MISSED FREE THOREAUS ♪ 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 BOOM. 15 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 SON OF A BITCH! ♪ COME ON DOWN 16 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 TO THE MAN WHO KNOWS ♪ 17 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 18 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:10,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 19 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 ♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY ♪ 20 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 ♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪ 21 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:15,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪ 22 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 23 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 24 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 25 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:28,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 26 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,000 ♪ SCARPULLA, BOYEEEE! ♪ 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 ♪ GOTTA ROLL, GOTTA ROLL, ROLL ♪ 28 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:36,000 ♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪ OH, WHATEVER. 29 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 BOO! BOO! 30 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 BOO! 31 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY SNUCK THAT SHIT ON OUR WEBSITE, 32 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 BUT WE GOT TO GET SERIOUS. 33 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 THAT THING IS EVERYWHERE, O. 34 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 "SCARPULLA, BOYEEEE!" 35 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 OH! [ BEATBOXING ] 36 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 PLEASE, DON'T. SORRY. 37 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,000 SCARPULLA IS NOT CONTENT TO JUST COEXIST IN PEACE. 38 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 HE'S TRYING TO SWOOP IN IN OUR MOMENT OF WEAKNESS 39 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 AND TAKE EVERYTHING. 40 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 ARE WE WEAK? I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING ALL RIGHT. 41 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 [ SCOFFS ] WE'RE DOING GREAT. 42 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,000 BUT, HEY, THE BEST DEFENSE IS A GOOD OFFENSE. 43 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 SO, FIRST OFF, NEW PROMOTIONS. 44 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,000 WE'RE GIVING OUT FREE CAR WASHES ALL MONTH LONG. 45 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 RIGHT? GET A NICE BIG LINE GOING. 46 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,000 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE A BUNCH OF FACE TIME WITH POTENTIAL UPS. 47 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 AND WE'RE ALSO DOING A NEW COMMERCIAL. 48 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000 YOU CAN'T BE IN IT. NOTHING PERSONAL, LAWRENCE. 49 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 WE JUST ALREADY HAVE A HOMEGROWN STAR. 50 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 [ APPLAUSE ] AW, NO, NO, NO. 51 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE, O. 52 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA LET ALL THAT TALENT 53 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 GO TO WASTE, DID YOU? 54 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,000 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEW FACE OF THOREAU CHEVROLET! 55 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 HOLLYWOOD! 56 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 ARRIBA! ARRIBA! 57 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 58 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 HEY, BILL, WHAT'S UP? 59 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M STILL NOT DOING THE BOOKIE THING. 60 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 [ LAUGHS ] DUDE, CALM DOWN. 61 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 I still owe you $500. I'm trying to be a good guy. 62 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 I'M JUST GONNA SWING BY. 63 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 NO. BY THE STORE? NO, NO. YOU DON'T GOT TO DO THAT. 64 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 UM... ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 65 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 AS FAR AS THE MONEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 66 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Really? 67 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Yeah, yeah, why not? 68 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I could let it ride. Cubbies have been covering. 69 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 70 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,000 YOU JUST, UH... START AN I.R.A. OR SOMETHING. 71 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Geez, thanks, Joe. 72 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 YOU KNOW, BETWEEN MANFRO GETTING CANCER 73 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 AND YOU GOING ALL BOY SCOUT ON ME, 74 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 I GOT A WHOLE BAGFUL OF MONEY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. 75 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 I'M SURE YOU'RE GONNA FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, RIGHT? 76 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YA. NICE KNOWIN' YA. 77 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 WHOA, MR. T, DID YOU GET DEMOTED? 78 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 MM-HMM! NEW UNIS, GUYS. 79 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:04,000 GOT THE LOGO ON THE FRONT. YOU SEE THAT? 80 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 [ LAUGHS ] 81 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 YEAH, COOL. THANKS, MR. T. 82 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 IT'S ALL RIGHT. THERE'S NO MUSIC. 83 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 COME ON, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 84 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 OH. COME ON, GUYS. 85 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 WE'RE SLIPPING HERE. 86 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 I KNOW YOU HATE MY MUSIC, BUT, UH... 87 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 [ RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHING ] 88 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 [ HAND BANGS ] 89 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 COME ON. 90 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 [ SCRATCHING STOPS ] 91 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 YEAH, THAT'S BROKE. 92 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 WELL, FOR HOW LONG? 93 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 COME ON, DIDN'T ANYBODY THINK TO MAYBE TELL ME? 94 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 DIDN'T WANT TO BUG YOU, MR. T. 95 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,000 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE THAT MUCH, AND DaSHAUN AND ME 96 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 ARE TRYING TO BE MANAGERS LIKE YOU ASKED. 97 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 BUT THERE'S A LOT TO DO. 98 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 OKAY, YEAH, I GET IT. I GET IT. 99 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 I'M JUST -- I'M NOT MAD AT YOU GUYS. 100 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 I'M NOT. BUT HERE'S THE THING. 101 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 I'M ACTUALLY GONNA BE AROUND MORE. 102 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 WHAT ABOUT THE SENIOR TOUR? 103 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:54,000 STORE COMES FIRST. IT'S GOTTA, RIGHT? 104 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000 BUT FIRST WE GOT TO SHAPE THIS PLACE UP. 105 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 WE GOT TO FIX THIS DAMN THING. 106 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 AND ALL THIS, TOO. IT'S KIND OF SAD, RIGHT? 107 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD PAINT. 108 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO. 109 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I'M GONNA CLOSE THE STORE UP TOMORROW, 110 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 WE'LL ALL PITCH IN, WE'LL GET IT DONE FAST. 111 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 ALL RIGHT? I'LL BUY PIZZA. 112 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 YOU GUYS START PUTTING ALL THAT TOGETHER, OKAY? 113 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I THINK I GOT SOME TARPS IN THE BACK. LET ME LOOK. 114 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,000 HEY, BOSS. HEY, SORRY ABOUT SPRINGING 115 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,000 THE COMMERCIAL ON YOU THAT WAY. 116 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I JUST GOT ALL EXCITED. 117 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S EXCITING. 118 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 IT'S VERY, UH -- 119 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 COME ON, MAN. YOU GOT TO DO IT. 120 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO. OKAY, I KNOW. 121 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,000 I CAN'T DO ANOTHER BAD COMMERCIAL, O, ALL RIGHT? 122 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 THE GUYS ARE STILL MAKING FUN OF ME 123 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 FOR THOSE SPOTS ON THE INTERNET. 124 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 OKAY, LOOK, LOOK, UPS COME IN -- 125 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 THEY WANT TO TALK TO THE TV GUY. 126 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,000 IF YOU'RE THE TV GUY, YOU'RE GONNA DOUBLE YOUR SALES. 127 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 DOUBLE THEM -- THAT'S A FACT. 128 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 NOW, MY DAD USED TO BE THE GUY. 129 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 BUT WE NEED TO FRESHEN THINGS UP. 130 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 AND I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE THE SECRET WEAPON. 131 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 SCARPULLA LOOKS LIKE A SHYSTER IN HIS COMMERCIALS. 132 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,000 BUT IF WE BUST OUT WITH A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR, 133 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 ALL-AMERICAN, GOOD-LOOKING, HUH?! 134 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 O...O... 135 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 COME ON, MAN. DUDE, I'M TELLING YOU. 136 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 YOU'RE THE KEY TO KICKING HIS ASS. 137 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 ALL RIGHT. YES! 138 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 YES. THE NEW FACE OF THE COMPANY. 139 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:21,000 LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA HANG YOU OUT TO DRY. 140 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,000 I'M SPENDING MONEY I DON'T HAVE ON THIS THING. 141 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 AND I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT SHOW BUSINESS, 142 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 BUT IT'S GONNA BE GOOD... CLASSY. 143 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 OKAY. 144 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Classy. 145 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 HEY, CAN YOU DANCE? 146 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 I'M MESSING WITH YOU. 147 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 [ WHISTLES ] 148 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 [ SIGHS ] 149 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 WHAT'S UP? YOU ALL RIGHT? 150 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 YOU NEED AN EMERGENCY BAG OF LUCKY CHARMS? 151 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,000 I'M GOING ON FUMES. NO SLEEP AGAIN LAST NIGHT. 152 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 WORK STUFF OR JUST PEEING? 153 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 [ CHUCKLES ] WORK. 154 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 WOKE UP EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK, 4:00 A.M., 155 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 MILLION THOUGHTS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD. 156 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 OH, I GET THAT SHIT, TOO. 157 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,000 IT'S LIKE OBSESSION WAKE-UP CALL. 158 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 4:00 A.M., START THINKING OF STUFF. 159 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 I KNOW I AIN'T GOING BACK TO SLEEP. 160 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 YOU KNOW WHAT KNOCKS ME OUT IS MINT TEA. 161 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 YEAH, I'M SITTING IN BED WONDERING, "DO I EVEN EXIST?" 162 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 YOU THINK I'M SHUTTING THAT DOWN WITH TEA? 163 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 I'M JUST SAYING. SLEEP LIKE A BABY. 164 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME SLEEP LIKE A BABY 165 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 IS SEEING BLACK NUMBERS ON MY SPREADSHEET INSTEAD OF RED. 166 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 [ LAUGHS ] 167 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 WHAT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, GUYS. 168 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 FANTASY WOMAN. [ CHUCKLES ] 169 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 I GOT TO TELL YOU, SHE'S NOT THAT HOT. 170 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 NO, YOU'RE TIRED AND STUPID AND STILL KIND OF FAT. 171 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 OH! [ LAUGHS ] 172 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 SHE'S A GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN, 173 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE DONE BETTER. 174 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 BETTER THAN HER? 175 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 YEAH, WHAT ABOUT WHAT'S-HER-FACE, 176 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 THE BLIND-DATE HYGIENIST LADY WHERE YOU CAME IN YOUR PANTS? 177 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,000 DORI, YOU MEAN? YEAH, THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. 178 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 179 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 I'M TALKING TO HER. YOU KNOW WHAT? 180 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Terry: IT'S ABOUT TIME. 181 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 RIGHT. RIGHT. 182 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 HERE WE GO! HEY. 183 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 OH, HI! 184 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 HI. HI. 185 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU UP HERE IN A WHILE. 186 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 OH, YEAH, I JUST -- YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN CRAZY WITH THE STORE 187 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 AND, UH, WELL, 188 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON. 189 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 SO, UH, YOU KNOW? 190 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 JOE'S BEEN PLAYING A LOT OF GOLF. 191 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 HE'S TRYING OUT FOR THE SENIOR TOUR. 192 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 REALLY? MM-HMM. 193 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 YOU MUST BE GOOD. 194 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 I'M, UH -- I'M OKAY. I'M ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW? 195 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 I'M NOT ACTUALLY TRYING OUT FOR THE TOUR. 196 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 I WAS GONNA, BUT I'M NOT NOW. 197 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 BUT, YEAH, I COULD GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS 198 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO HIT A BAD SHOT. 199 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 [ LAUGHS ] WELL, THANKS. I'LL THINK ABOUT THAT. 200 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 OKAY. YEAH. 201 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 SEE YOU LATER. 202 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 OKAY. BYE-BYE. BYE. 203 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,000 SHE'S GONNA THINK ABOUT THAT. 204 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 YOU KNOW, NORMALLY, I'D SAY THAT'S BULLSHIT, 205 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 BUT THAT HAD A NOT-BULLSHIT INFLECTION TO IT. 206 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 YOU'RE NOT TRYING OUT FOR THE TOUR? 207 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 UH, NO. NO, I'M NOT. 208 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 JOE, THAT'S ALL YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS. 209 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 WELL, THAT'S ALL I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO. 210 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 NOW, LOOK, I PRACTICED, I GOT A COACH, I TRIED. 211 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 IT'S JUST -- IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. 212 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,000 CAN'T YOU KEEP ON PRACTICING? 213 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:58,000 WELL, THE PRE-QUALIFIER'S HERE NEXT WEEK, SO...NO. 214 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT ALBERT? 215 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 WASN'T HE SUPPOSED TO CADDY AND ALL THAT? 216 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 217 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 SO MAYBE HE'LL SEE THAT YOU CAN'T NEGLECT SHIT 218 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 AND IT MAGICALLY WORKS OUT. 219 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. I MEAN, THAT'S FINE, JOE. 220 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 JUST, YOU KNOW, WE'RE SURPRISED, THAT'S ALL. 221 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 YEAH. JUST SEEMED LIKE YOU WANTED TO DO THAT. 222 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I KNOW. 223 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:19,000 WELL, YOU KNOW, THE GOOD NEWS IS 224 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THE FANTASY WOMAN MIGHT BE INTO YOU. 225 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,000 [ Laughing ] OH. YOU GOT TO PUT THAT IN MY HEAD? 226 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 WELL, WHAT? YOU SAID IT FIRST. 227 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 YEAH, BUT I'M JUST BULLSHITTING MYSELF. 228 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,000 YOU'RE SAYING -- AW, NOW I'M GONNA BE THINKING, "HEY, MAYBE." 229 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT NOW. 230 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 I'M GONNA CALL YOU AT 4:00 A.M. 231 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 [ Laughing ] OH, GOD. 232 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,000 ME AND THE FANTASY WOMAN. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT, THOUGH? 233 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000 I MEAN, IF IT'S -- 234 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 OOH! I GOT TO RUN THIS OFF. 235 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 [ GRUNTS ] I'LL SEE YOU AT THE TOP. 236 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 HELLO? 237 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 OVER HERE! 238 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,000 YOU REALIZE YOU ONLY GET ONE CLOSET, RIGHT? 239 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,000 DON'T WORRY, I'M TAKING A COUPLE SICK DAYS OFF WORK TO PURGE. 240 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,000 YEAH, I'VE GONE THROUGH ALMOST ONE BOX. 241 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 OH, BOY. 242 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 WHAT? [ GASPS ] GIVE ME THAT! 243 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. 244 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 HEY! OH, MAN! 245 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 LOOK AT YOU. LOOK HOW CUTE YOU WERE! 246 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,000 YOU GOT YOUR WHOLE LITTLE DURAN DURAN THING GOING THERE. 247 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 LOOK AT THAT! AWW, THAT'S NICE! 248 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 I WAS GOING FOR MORE OF A -- I DON'T KNOW -- 249 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 BELINDA CARLISLE. 250 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 251 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 [ LAUGHS ] 252 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:36,000 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, DADDY? 253 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:41,000 I NOTICED THE INVENTORY COULD USE A LITTLE FRESHENING. 254 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 YOU OUGHT TO HAVE THE LOT GUYS MOVE THE NEW CAMAROS 255 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 DOWN TOWARDS THE STREET. 256 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 OKAY. 257 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND 258 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,000 THAT NOW THAT BRUCE IS GONE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STEP IT UP. 259 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 HE MAY HAVE HAD HIS PROBLEMS, 260 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,000 BUT HE TOOK A LOT OFF OF YOUR PLATE. 261 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 DADDY, I'M HERE MORNING, NOON, AND NIGHT. 262 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 I RARELY SEE THE KIDS. 263 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 WELL, NOW, THAT'S A SHAME. 264 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,000 BUT SOMETIMES, THAT'S -- THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOT TO BE. 265 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 THERE WERE TIMES BACK IN THE '70s 266 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 WHERE I SLEPT HERE FOUR NIGHTS A WEEK. 267 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000 I REMEMBER. 268 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 OKAY. 269 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,000 [ GRUNTS ] 270 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 OH, AND WHAT TIME DO YOU NEED ME HERE FOR THE 271 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 COMMERCIAL TOMORROW? 272 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:28,000 OH. UM... 273 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 UM... 274 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000 A-ACTUALLY, UM... 275 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000 ...5:00. 276 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,000 5:00. SEE YOU THEN. 277 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 WHEW! 278 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 PIZZA IN THE BACK, GUYS. 279 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 GO GET IT. JUST GOT HERE. 280 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 IT'S STILL HOT. IT'S FROM MIKEY P's. 281 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 IT'S THE GOOD STUFF. 282 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:03,000 UM... 283 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 OKAY, GUYS, WHAT? 284 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,000 JUST BECAUSE OF ALL THE MANAGEMENT, 285 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 THE STUFF WE'VE BEEN DOING LATELY, 286 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 DaSHAUN AND I THINK WE SHOULD GET A RAISE. 287 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 OH. 288 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 I MEAN, YOU KIND OF MADE A BIG DEAL 289 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 ABOUT US TAKING ON MORE RESPONSIBILITY, WHICH WE DID. 290 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,000 BUT I'M STILL GETTING PAID LIKE A CASHIER. 291 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000 AND SO IT'S NOT REALLY FAIR 292 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,000 THAT YOU KEEP PAYING ME THE SAME -- US THE SAME. 293 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 RIGHT? YEAH. 294 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 I JUST -- YOU KNOW, GUYS, 295 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,000 I WISH YOU WOULD TALK ABOUT THIS WITH ME IN MY OFFICE, MAYBE, 296 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 AT THE RIGHT TIME. 297 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,000 SORRY, MR. T. IT'S JUST -- WE JUST NEVER SEE YOU. 298 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 WELL, YEAH, BUT LIKE I SAID, 299 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 THAT'S -- THAT'S ALL GONNA CHANGE. 300 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 OKAY. BUT WE'RE STILL GONNA BE DOING A LOT. 301 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:00,000 [ SIGHS ] ALSO, I JUST GOT PIZZA. 302 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,000 LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT THE TRUTH IS, 303 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 I CAN'T BE DOING A RAISE THING RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 304 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 I JUST -- I'M SORRY. 305 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 SO, THAT'S IT? 306 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,000 YEAH. I'M SORRY. 307 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Carlos: ¿QUé ESTáS HACIENDO? 308 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 NO IMPORTA. LO QUE éL ESTá HACIENDO NO ES JUSTO. 309 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 HEY, HEY, HEY. ARE YOU WALKING OUT ON ME? 310 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 WE JUST WANT WHAT'S FAIR, MR. T. 311 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,000 YEAH, ALTHOUGH WE COULD FINISH UP AND THEN GO. 312 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 NO, SHE'S RIGHT. 313 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 MARIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 314 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 IT'S JUST NOT FAIR, MR. T. IT'S NOT FAIR. 315 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Joe: DaSHAUN! ALL RIGHT, MAN. 316 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,000 NO WORRY, MR. JOE. I HAVE 10 FRIENDS WE CALL. 317 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, CARLOS. 318 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 [ DIALING ] 319 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 OH, HEY, MARCOS? 320 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,000 YEAH, I GOT IT. TOILET PAPER AND HALF AND HALF. 321 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 SEE YOU IN 20. 322 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 [ METAL CLANKS ] 323 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Chet: PIECE OF SHIT! 324 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 WHAT'S GOING ON? 325 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,000 THE STUPID PRESSURE PUMP IS BROKEN AGAIN. 326 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 I KEEP TRYING TO BOOST THE REGULATOR, 327 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 BUT THE RINSE CYCLE IS SO WEAK 328 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 BECAUSE IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT! 329 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 OKAY, WELL, IT'S GOT TO BE FIXED 330 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 BECAUSE I'VE TWEETED AND FACEBOOKED 331 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 AND WE'VE GOT FLYERS FROM HERE TO GLENDALE 332 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 SAYING "FREE CAR WASH." 333 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 PEOPLE ARE COMING TOMORROW MORNING. 334 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,000 THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE HAND-WASHING EVERY CAR, 335 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000 BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT AIN'T GONNA DO IT. 336 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Uh, something just came up. I'm not gonna make dinner. 337 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 OH, SHOOT. AGAIN? 338 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 YOU REMEMBER BOTH BOYS HAVE SCHOOL PROJECTS 339 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 DUE TOMORROW, RIGHT? 340 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 LOOK, IT'S KIND OF AN EMERGENCY. 341 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,000 I got to track down this pressure pump. 342 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 AND THIS GUY, CHET, HE'S ABOUT TO CRY. 343 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 LOOK, FORGET IT. I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 344 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 OKAY, SWEETIE. 345 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 WHEN WE SEE YOU LATER, RIGHT? 346 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 YEAH. 347 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 WHO'S COOKING? 348 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO MAÑANA. AHORA. 349 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 ESTúPIDO. 350 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 [ RECEIVER SLAMS ] 351 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 SORRY, MR. JOE. 352 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 YEAH, IT'S OKAY, CARLOS. 353 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,000 DON'T WORRY. HE AND ME DO GOOD JOB. 354 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 HEY, MAN. I GOT IT. 355 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 I HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO TORRANCE AND WAKE UP SOME DUDE, 356 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 BUT, UH... 357 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 HEY, MAN! 358 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 HEY, I GOT IT. 359 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000 WHAT TIME IS IT, MAN? 360 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000 IT'S TIME TO ROCK THIS THING. 361 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT HOW LONG IT TAKES, 362 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000 'CAUSE YOU'RE ON DOUBLE TIME, OKAY? 363 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,000 OKAY. 364 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 HEY. 365 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000 YOU NEED, UM... 366 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000 HELP? 367 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 [ SIGHS ] 368 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 [ SIGHS ] 369 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 OUR FRIENDLY STAFF ENSURES 370 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000 THAT YOU'LL GET A GREAT DEAL WITHOUT ALL THE HASSLE. 371 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 [ SPITS ] 372 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT MAKING THEM LIKE THEY USED TO. 373 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY, 374 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 I'M KIND OF EXCITED ABOUT THE SHOOT TODAY. 375 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000 YEAH? I MEAN, OWEN WAS RIGHT. 376 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000 THIS DOES NOT SUCK. 377 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 I MEAN, EVEN THE PART WITH HIS DAD IS OKAY. 378 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M EXCITED ABOUT? 379 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:40,000 I FOUND A WHOLE BOX OF THESE IN MY NEW CLOSET. 380 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 [ LAUGHS ] WOW. 381 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,000 YOU KNOW, HE'S REALLY CUTE, BUT I THINK I LIKE YOU BETTER. 382 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 383 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING OVERALLS? 384 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 THIS WAS MY BEST PAIR OF PANTS. 385 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 [ LAUGHS ] 386 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 387 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 388 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 THE CAR WASH HAS A HUGE LINE! 389 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 EVERYBODY'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE CATCHING FISH! 390 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 EARLY SHIFT WAS JUST ME AND LAWRENCE. 391 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000 DID YOU PUT MORE PEOPLE ON THE SCHEDULE? 392 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000 [ SIGHS ] OKAY, OKAY. 393 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 UM... 394 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:35,000 GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL EVERYBODY. 395 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 OKAY. [ DIALING ] 396 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 [ SIGHS ] 397 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,000 WHEW. 398 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000 [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 399 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 400 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 [ KNUCKLES CRACKING ] 401 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000 [ RINGING CONTINUES ] 402 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Come on. 403 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 [ SIGHS ] 404 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 [ TELEPHONE BEEPING ] 405 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 [ LAUGHS ] 406 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,000 [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] 407 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000 [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 408 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 [ SIGHS ] 409 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 OWEN THOREAU. 410 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 HMM. 411 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000 [ GROANING ] 412 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 413 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000 BILL, WHAT'S, UH -- I THOUGHT IT WAS A DELIVERY. 414 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 WELL, YOU KNOW, I JUST HAPPENED TO BE DRIVING BY 415 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 AND I SAW YOUR TRUCK HERE, 416 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000 AND I REALIZED, GEEZ, YOU KNOW? 417 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 I CAN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY. 418 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 OH. ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER. 419 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 AND I ALSO REALIZED 420 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT DENVER TONIGHT. 421 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 NO, NO. I'M NOT TAKING BETS. 422 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 I TOLD YOU, THAT'S STILL THE DEAL. 423 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 OH, COME ON, MAN, YOU OWE ME. 424 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 YOU KNOW, THE CUBS WON THE OTHER NIGHT. 425 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 I WOULD'VE CLEANED UP. COME ON, SERIOUSLY. 426 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 YOU GOT TO GO. 427 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 COME ON. LOOK, I'M NOT 428 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 TAKING YOUR BET, 429 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 AND THAT'S A GOOD THING FOR BOTH OF US, BELIEVE ME. 430 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 AW, COME ON, JOE. NO, SERIOUSLY. 431 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000 LISTEN. COME ON. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, MAN. 432 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000 JUST GO TO G.A. 433 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 MAN. JOE. JOE. JOE. THANKS A LOT, JOE. LOSER! 434 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 [ SIGHS ] 435 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,000 [ BROOKS & DUNN'S "MY MARIA" PLAYS ] 436 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 ♪ MY MARIA ♪ 437 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,000 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW I HAVE COME A LONG, LONG WAY? ♪ 438 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000 IS MARIA HERE? 439 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 ♪ I'VE BEEN LONGING TO SEE HER ♪ 440 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:42,000 ♪ WHEN SHE'S AROUND, SHE TAKES MY BLUES AWAY ♪ 441 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 ♪ SWEET MARIA ♪ 442 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,000 HEY, DaSHAUN. WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? 443 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 ♪ THE SUNLIGHT SURELY HURTS MY EYES ♪ 444 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 YEAH, LISTEN, I WAS JUST THINKING. 445 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:57,000 ♪ I'M A LONELY DREAMER ON A HIGHWAY IN THE SKY ♪ 446 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:03,000 ♪ MARI-I-I-I-A ♪ 447 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 448 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 NO! NO! 449 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 [ LAUGHTER ] CHAMPION! 450 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 CHAMPION! YEAH. 451 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 CHI-CHI RODRíGUEZ! 452 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 GIVE ME TWO. 453 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 YOU'LL TAKE TWO? YEP. 454 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 SEE YOU TOMORROW, MR. T. THANKS, MAN. 455 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 THIS IS GOOD. 456 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 TAKE TWO, YOU'RE BIG. 457 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 ALL RIGHT, I'M OUT OF HERE. 458 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000 CARLOS. 459 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 HEY, LISTEN, THANKS, UH -- THANKS FOR -- 460 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:32,000 WELL, JUST, YOU KNOW, THANKS. YEAH. 461 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000 HEY, CARLOS, HOLD ON A SEC. 462 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? 463 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,000 YEAH. I DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE. YOU TAKE IT. PRACTICE AT HOME. 464 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,000 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD MAYBE MAKE IT ON THE "SEÑOR" TOUR. 465 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 466 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 I'M SORRY, THAT WAS JUST LAYING THERE. 467 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 OKAY. 468 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 ALL RIGHT. 469 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 470 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000 WHO DO YOU THINK'S GONNA BE THE FIRST ONE 471 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000 TO FLUB THEIR LINES? 472 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000 NOT GONNA BE ME, SON. 473 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU KIDDING? 474 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000 [ LAUGHS ] 475 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 WE'RE GONNA START WITH A GLAMOUR SHOT 476 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000 OF THE CHEVROLET EMBLEM, LIGHT MAKING IT GLOW. 477 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 THEN WE PAN TO YOUR FIRST SPOKESMAN. 478 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 PEOPLE SAY THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THEY USED TO. 479 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000 AT THOREAU CHEVROLET, WE AGREE. 480 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 THE NEW CAMARO CONVERTIBLE -- 481 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000 312 HORSEPOWER, 29 MILES PER GALLON. 482 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,000 THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT MAKING THEM LIKE THEY USED TO. 483 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,000 AND THE SAME GOES FOR OUR SALES TEAM. 484 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000 OUR FRIENDLY STAFF ENSURES 485 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,000 THAT YOU'LL GET A GREAT DEAL WITHOUT ALL THE HASSLE. 486 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 SO, COME IN TO THOREAU 487 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000 AND LET THE BEST GENERATION OF CAR SALESMEN 488 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000 SHOW YOU THE NEXT GENERATION OF CARS. 489 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000 BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT MAKING THEM LIKE THEY USED TO. 490 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 THEY JUST MIGHT BE MAKING THEM BETTER. 491 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Woman: AND CUT! 492 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 [ LAUGHS ] 493 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 OKAY? 494 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 OKAY, HOW'D IT LOOK? 495 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 IT LOOKS GREAT. 496 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 FREAKIN' COOL, DUDE. IT'S SO FREAKIN' COOL. 497 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 OKAY, WE WENT A COUPLE OF SECONDS OVER, THOUGH, 498 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 SO LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 499 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 AND, THIS TIME, JUST PICK UP THE CUES. 500 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 AND ACTION. 501 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 PEOPLE SAY THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THEY USED TO. 502 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Isn't he supposed to get out? 503 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 CUT! 504 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 IS THERE A PROBLEM, TERRY? 505 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,000 UH...YEAH, YEAH. 506 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 I THINK THAT THERE IS. 507 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000 O, CAN I TALK TO YOU A SEC? 508 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 UM... WHAT IS IT? 509 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 IS IT MY DAD? 510 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 HE SEEMS OKAY. NO, NO, HE'S FINE. 511 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 HE'S FINE. 512 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000 IT'S JUST, UM -- 513 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000 IT'S BORING. 514 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000 IT'S BORING AS HELL. 515 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,000 IS IT -- IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE EXCITING? 516 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000 IT'S SUPPOSED TO GRAB YOU. 517 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000 BUT IT DOES, RIGHT? 518 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S SO FREAKIN' COOL! 519 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 NOBODY'S GONNA GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT. 520 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 PEOPLE HAVE SEEN A TRILLION COMMERCIALS. 521 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE DRAWN IN BY SOME CRANE SHOT 522 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 AND A BUNCH OF OLD CARS. 523 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 O, I'D HATE TO SEE YOU SPEND ALL THIS MONEY 524 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 AND THEN NOT END UP DOING ANY BUSINESS. 525 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000 OH, OH, OKAY. I'M SORRY, I... 526 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 SO...WHAT DO WE DO? 527 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW. 528 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 529 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 WHEW. HEY, HEY. 530 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HANG ON, HANG ON. 531 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. 532 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 YOU OKAY? 533 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 HEY, YOU OKAY? 534 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 JUST GOT TO CATCH MY -- CATCH MY -- 535 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 ALL RIGHT. 536 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000 W-WHY IS HE DOING THAT? 537 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000 SORRY, HE JUST -- WE'RE THINKING ABOUT MAKING 538 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000 SOME TWEAKS HERE. 539 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 TWEAKS?! HE SAID IT SUCKS! 540 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 SORRY. 541 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:58,000 IT -- YOU KNOW THOSE COMMERCIALS FOR SCARPULLA CHEVROLET? 542 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 "SCARPULLA, BOYEEEE"? 543 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000 THEY'RE TERRIBLE, BUT THEY'RE SEARED INTO YOUR BRAIN. 544 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,000 DON'T GET ME WRONG -- THIS LOOKS GREAT. 545 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:12,000 IT'S JUST THAT... THIS IS TOTALLY FORGETTABLE. 546 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,000 WELL, DON'T GET ME WRONG, EITHER, 547 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 BUT YOU BETTER MAKE A DECISION, 548 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 'CAUSE EVERY MINUTE THAT GOES BY COSTS YOU MONEY. 549 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 [ GROANS ] YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE -- 550 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 551 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 JUST HOLD ON, OKAY? 552 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 UM... 553 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000 I THINK... 554 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME HELP FROM JOE. ALL RIGHT? 555 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,000 SO YOU GET YOUR PHONE OUT, CALL HIM, SEE IF HE'S 556 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,000 STILL THERE, OKAY? 557 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,000 YOU GUYS HAVE A GREEN SCREEN? 558 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 Man: QUIET ON THE SET, PLEASE! 559 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000 THIS IS THOREAU CHEVROLET COMMERCIAL 560 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 ALTERNATE VERSION, TAKE 1. 561 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000 MARK IT! 562 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000 SERIOUSLY, GUYS? 563 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 GO AHEAD. 564 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000 OKAY. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 565 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000 AND...ACTION! 566 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000 AT THOREAU CHEVROLET, WE'RE STUFFED WITH DEALS. 567 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 HANG ON. 568 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 569 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 [ Spanish accent ] AT THOREAU CHEVROLET -- 570 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000 HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! -- THERE IS NO BULL! 571 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000 [ Normal voice ] STUPID'S GOOD, RIGHT? 572 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Terry: YEAH, STUPID IS GOOD. 573 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000 [ Goofy voice ] MY SHADOW! 574 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 THAT MEANS SIX MORE WEEKS OF SAVINGS! 575 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 [ Normal voice ] I THINK THIS IS MORE OF A BEAVER. 576 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000 SURF'S UP! PRICES ARE DOWN. 577 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 [ French accent ] OOH-LA-LA TO SAVINGS. HMM. 578 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,000 [ Normal voice ] OUR PRICES ARE GOING, "TIMBE-E-E-R!" 579 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 SO, HE'S SCARPULLA, RIGHT? 580 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 YEAH, YEAH, HE'S SCARPULLA. 581 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 OKAY. 582 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000 THAT'S THE SPOT? 583 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000 YEAH, HIT HIM AGAIN. 584 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000 I'VE SAVED ALL I CAN SAVE, AND I CAN'T SAVE NO MORE! 585 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 [ Irish accent ] I SAVED ME A POT O' GOLD AT THOREAU! 586 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 LEPRECHAUN KICK! 587 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 I'M OKAY. 588 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 WE SHOULD SHOOT ONE FOR EVERY HOLIDAY. 589 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000 THEN YOU'D BE SET FOR A YEAR. 590 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000 ♪ NOBODY BETTER COME AND TURN ME DOWN ♪ 591 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000 [ Normal voice ] HAIL TO THE CHEAP! 592 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 ON, CAMARO! ON, SILVERADO! 593 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 [ High voice ] OUR PRICES ARE EGG-CELLENT! 594 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 CUT IT. SORRY. NO. 595 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 CUT. 596 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 YEAH. OKAY, CUT. 597 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 [ Deep voice ] I WANT YOU TO BUY A NEW CHEVY. 598 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000 PICK IT UP A LITTLE BIT. 599 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 I WANT YOU TO BUY A NEW CHEVY! 600 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:09,000 GOOFIER! 601 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000 [ BEEPING ] GOOD. 602 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 [ Normal voice ] WE'RE CLEARING OUT THE OLD 603 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000 TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE NEW. 604 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000 THIS IS A DAMN JOKE! 605 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000 UH... 606 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000 NEVER MIND. HE'LL GET OVER IT. 607 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 OKAY, BUT THIS IS THE ONLY HOLIDAY LEFT, RIGHT? 608 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,000 YOU GET THIS, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER 609 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,000 COMMERCIAL AGAIN. 610 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 EVEN AN OLD MAN LIKE ME 611 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,000 KNOWS YOU GET THE BEST DEALS AT THOREAU'S. 612 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000 [ LAUGHS ] 613 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 614 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 ANY MORE STUPID SHIT TO DO? 615 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 616 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 617 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 WELL, THAT WAS INTERESTING. 618 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 [ LAUGHS ] 619 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,000 I HOPE I DIDN'T STEP ON YOUR TOES TOO MUCH. 620 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,000 AS LONG AS THE CLIENT IS HAPPY, I'M HAPPY. 621 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 FOR A MINUTE, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GO DOWN IN FLAMES. 622 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000 BUT, LIKE YOU SAID, I THINK THAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOMETHING 623 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000 THAT IS GOING TO BE SEARED IN PEOPLE BRAINS. 624 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 [ LAUGHS ] I WAS JUST DANCING AS FAST AS I COULD THERE. 625 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 YOU HAVE A CERTAIN KNACK. 626 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000 [ LAUGHS ] COBBLING TOGETHER A BUNCH OF STUPID SHIT? 627 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000 YEAH, I AGREE WITH THAT. 628 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 STUPID IS GOOD. [ LAUGHS ] 629 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 NO, IT TAKES A SMART MAN TO KNOW WHEN THAT'S TRUE. 630 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000 YEAH. 631 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 UM, WELL, THANKS. 632 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,000 BUT I, UH... USED TO ACT, 633 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT IS, SO... 634 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 LITTLE SECRET -- 635 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000 DIRECTING'S THE ONLY THING IN THIS BUSINESS 636 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 WHERE THEY LET US OLD FARTS STICK AROUND. 637 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 I THINK THEY THINK WE'RE WISE. 638 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000 ANYWAY... 639 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 [ BOTTLES CLINK ] 640 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 WHERE'S OWEN? I WANT TO THANK HIM. 641 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 642 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 I'M SORRY, BABE. 643 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 I KNOW. 644 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 IT'S NOT RIGHT. 645 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 YOU HAVE ALL THE KIDS, YOUR OWN WORK STUFF GOING ON. 646 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 JUST... 647 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,000 [ SIGHS ] 648 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 WE JUST HAVE TO TURN THE CORNER. 649 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 I KNOW. IT'S OKAY. 650 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000 THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO NOW. 651 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 THIS IS FOR US, TOO. 652 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,000 IT'S JUST... 653 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 WE MISS YOU. 654 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 I MISS YOU, TOO. [ CHUCKLES ] 655 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,000 SO COME BACK SOON, OKAY? 656 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 [ DOOR OPENS ] 657 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000 HI, PACK RAT. 658 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 659 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000 SO, HOW DID IT GO? WAS A STAR BORN? 660 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 NO, I ACTUALLY GOT REPLACED. 661 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000 WHAT? 662 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 OH, GOD, YOU DIDN'T RAP, DID YOU? 663 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000 NO. 664 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 WE JUST -- WE FOUND A BETTER WAY TO DO IT, 665 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000 MUCH SIMPLER, MUCH STUPIDER. 666 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 LAWRENCE IS IN IT. AH! 667 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 668 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,000 WELL, YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE THE THOREAU CAR GUY. 669 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000 NO. 670 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000 HEY. HMM? 671 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 LOOK WHAT I DID TODAY. 672 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,000 TO REMIND US OF WHEN WE WERE YOUNG AND FOOLISH. 673 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 [ LAUGHS ] 674 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT USED TO BE US, HUH? 675 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000 THANKS, I GUESS. 676 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 677 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 MMM. 678 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000 I'M BEAT. 679 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000 OH, ME, TOO. I'M EXHAUSTED. 680 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000 I UNPACKED ALMOST TWO WHOLE BOXES TODAY. 681 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000 OH, MY GOD! TWO WHOLE BOXES? 682 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,000 [ SIGHS ] 683 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,000 [ THE MONKEES' "DAYDREAM BELIEVER" PLAYS ] 684 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 ♪ OH, I COULD HIDE 'NEATH THE WINGS ♪ 685 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 686 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000 ♪ OF THE BLUEBIRD AS SHE SINGS ♪ 687 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000 HEY. YOU GUYS OPEN? 688 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000 I GOT SHIT I NEED. 689 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, YEAH. 690 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000 WELL, WE'RE ABOUT TO OPEN, 691 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 BUT, YEAH, YEAH, COME ON IN, MAN. 692 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000 WHERE'S ALL YOUR EMPLOYEES? 693 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 YOU KNOW, YOU OUGHT TO MAKE THEM COME IN 694 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 AT THE BUTT CRACK OF DAWN AND OPEN UP. 695 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000 YEAH, ME BEING THE BOSS, IT'S GOT TO BE ME. 696 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 HOW ARE YOU? HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE, MAN. 697 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000 HOW YOU FEELING? 698 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,000 LIKE ASS. I GOT CANCER, REMEMBER? 699 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000 [ CHUCKLES ] OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER. 700 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 STILL DOING IT, THOUGH? THE CHEMO? 701 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 OF COURSE I AM. 702 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000 ACTUALLY, I'M IN THE MARKET FOR A WIG. 703 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000 WE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH. THOSE ARE ALL JOKEY, BUT... 704 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000 WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS IT ME? 705 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000 YEAH. I LIKE THAT. YOU WANT IT? YOU GOT IT. 706 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 ALL RIGHT. 707 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL THROW IN THE EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT FOR YOU. 708 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 THAT'S REAL NICE OF YOU. 709 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,000 HOW ABOUT WE JUST TAKE IT OUT OF WHAT YOU OWE ME? 710 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000 WHAT I OWE YOU? 711 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,000 BILL CALLED ME UP, DIPSHIT. 712 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 OH. 713 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 DID YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU COULD TRUST THAT GUY? 714 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 HE'S DESPERATE -- LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, 715 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 IT WAS JUST -- 716 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 YOU KNOW, ONE NIGHT, YOU WERE FALLING ASLEEP, 717 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000 AND HE WANTED TO BET ONE GAME. 718 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000 THAT'S IT. JUST ONE GAME. 719 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 AND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT IT, SO -- 720 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 BUT THAT WASN'T THE END OF IT, WAS IT, JOE? 721 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,000 ♪ ...AND A HOMECOMING QUEEN ♪ 722 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,000 YOU KNOW, HE JUST -- HE OWES LIKE $500. 723 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 I'LL JUST PAY YOU BACK. 724 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000 COME ON, MAN. JUST TAKE IT EASY. 725 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 COME ON, MAN. LOOK, YOU'RE SICK. 726 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000 THAT'S RIGHT! I AM SICK. 727 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 COME ON! I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT! 728 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000 OH, OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T, 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ADDICT. 729 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000 AND ADDICTS, OH, 730 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 THEY JUST CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES, RIGHT, JOE? 731 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,000 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY? I SAY BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT! 732 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Joe: COME ON, MANFRO! 733 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000 I'LL PAY YOU BACK! 734 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND, JOE! 735 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000 I WAS GONNA PAY YOU BACK. STOP IT! 736 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 COME ON, COME ON. LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT THIS. 737 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 GET OFF ME! 738 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000 [ NEEDLE SCREECHES ] 739 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 740 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000 LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! 741 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 MY TOOTH. 742 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 JUST GO. GO, MAN. 'CAUSE MY EMPLOYEES ARE GONNA -- 743 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 COME ON! 744 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,000 YOU KNOW, THEY CAN SAVE THE TOOTH SOMETIMES 745 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 IF YOU GO TO THE DENTIST RIGHT AWAY! 746 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,000 AND PUT IT IN MILK. 747 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000 [ DOORS CLOSE ] 748 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000 [ COUGHING ] 749 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 YOU OKAY, BUDDY? 750 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 [ Sarcastically ] YEAH, I'M HAVING A GREAT DAY! 751 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 [ CAR ALARM DEACTIVATES ] 752 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 JOE? 753 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 HEY. HEY, GIVE ME A HAND, WILL YA? 754 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 I'M TRYING TO FIND A TOOTH. 755 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 JOE! 756 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 WHY WOULD SOME HOMELESS GUY 757 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000 JUST COME INTO THE STORE AND BEAT YOU UP? 758 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? 759 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 I SAW THE GUY. AT LEAST, I THINK IT WAS THE GUY. 760 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000 HE WAS DRIVING A CAR. 761 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 I THINK HE CAME THERE TO ROB YOU 762 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000 AND JUST DIDN'T EXPECT ANYBODY TO BE THERE. 763 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 HE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE CASH REGISTER. 764 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000 SO I DON'T KNOW. WHAT THE HELL? 765 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 LET'S JUST GET THERE, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW 766 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,000 HOW LONG THIS THING'S GONNA STAY ALIVE. 767 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000 OKAY? 768 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,000 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS 769 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,000 YOUR DENTIST? 770 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000 WHAT OTHER DENTIST WOULD I GO TO? 771 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE JUST -- LET'S GO TO THE E.R. 772 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 WHY? THEY TAKE FOREVER. THEY'LL JUST SEND YOU -- 773 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Dori: CAN YOU PULL UP GEORGE GROEBNER? 774 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000 JOE. 775 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000 DORI. HI. 776 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 OH, MY GOD, IS THAT -- 777 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000 JOE WAS ATTACKED. 778 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 LOOK, I'M THE ONE WHO BROUGHT HIM HERE. 779 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 I TOTALLY FORGOT. I'M THE JACKASS, NOT HIM. 780 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 I'LL GET AN EXAM ROOM PREPPED. 781 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000 HE SHOULD GO IN RIGHT AWAY. 782 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 THANKS. 783 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 SORRY. 784 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000 LITTLE OLD FOR FISTFIGHTS, AREN'T WE THERE, MR. TRANELLI? 785 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] 786 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 I DON'T SEE ANY LACERATIONS ON THE GUMS. 787 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 WE'LL JUST STICK THE LITTLE GUY BACK IN THE SOCKET 788 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000 AND JUST SPLINT IT TO THE SURROUNDING TEETH. 789 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000 BETTER GET YOU NUMB. DORI, I NEED YOU IN HERE! 790 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:06,000 LAST GUY I DID THIS FOR WAS IN A CAR WRECK. 791 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 TOOTH BROKE RIGHT THROUGH THE BOTTOM LIP. 792 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 IT WAS JUST DANGLING THERE. 793 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000 AND THEN THERE WAS THIS WOMAN CAME IN. 794 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 SHE HAD HER FRONT TEETH BROKEN. 795 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000 TURNS OUT SHE WAS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER. 796 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000 [ CHUCKLES ] TOOK A CHAIR SMACK IN THE KISSER. 797 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 PEOPLE SAY THAT THAT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING 798 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 IS ALL FAKE. 799 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 I GUESS THEY DIDN'T TELL WHOEVER SHE WAS WRESTLING. 800 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 [ LAUGHS ] 801 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000 OKAY. BITE DOWN NOW FOR ME. 802 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 HMM. LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. 803 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,000 OKAY, WELL, I WANT TO SEE YOU BACK HERE AGAIN IN A WEEK, 804 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000 AND WE'LL SEE HOW IT'S HOLDING. 805 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000 OKAY. UNLESS THERE'S 806 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000 SOME PAIN OR SWELLING. 807 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000 I'LL NEED YOU IN 3 WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED IN HERE. 808 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,000 DORI, WAIT. 809 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000 JUST, UM... 810 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000 YOU WERE RIGHT. 811 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 JOE -- 812 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 YOU WERE. 813 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000 ABOUT EVERYTHING. 814 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000 I JUST... 815 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 816 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000 I, UH -- 817 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 I THOUGHT I WAS A GOOD GUY. 818 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,000 I NEED YOU IN 3. 819 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000 OKAY. 820 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 I GOT TO GO. 821 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Terry: I CALLED THE STORE -- I TOLD THEM TO, 822 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 YOU KNOW, CLOSE UP AND LEAVE EVERYTHING WHERE IT IS. 823 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 I FIGURED YOU'D WANT THE POLICE TO LOOK AT THE DAMAGE 824 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000 OR TAKE PHOTOS OR SOMETHING, RIGHT? 825 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 826 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000 SOMEBODY... [ SIGHS ] 827 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 ...SHOULD GET OVER THERE AND DO SOMETHING. 828 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 JOE? 829 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000 OH, HI. 830 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] 831 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000 I'LL WAIT FOR YOU DOWNSTAIRS. 832 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000 OKAY? 833 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,000 LOOK, I JUST WANT TO SAY... 834 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000 I'M SORRY. 835 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 WELL, NO, YOU KNOW, 836 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN ALL HEAVY ON YOU IN THERE. 837 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000 NO. 838 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,000 I JUST -- I SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST GIVEN YOU AN EXPLANATION. 839 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 IT'S JUST... 840 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,000 WHEN YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THAT BIG BET YOU MADE... 841 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000 HEY... 842 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000 YOU SAW WHAT YOU SAW. 843 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 IT WAS SCARY. I-I WAS -- 844 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,000 NO. I HAD TO BREAK IT OFF, 845 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 846 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000 THAT IT WASN'T SOME LITTLE THING... 847 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000 MEETING YOU. 848 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 849 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 I SCREWED UP SO MANY THINGS. 850 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:17,000 WELL, HEY, DON'T LET BAD JOE WIN, OKAY? 851 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 'CAUSE... 852 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,000 'CAUSE GOOD JOE'S KIND OF AWESOME. 853 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 854 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] 855 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 856 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000 I THOUGHT I PUSHED -- I THOUGHT I PUSHED "DOWN." 857 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 NOW, CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, OKAY? 858 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000 YEAH, YEAH. I'LL BE OKAY. 859 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 THANKS. 860 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,000 [ CHUCKLES ] CARLOS. 59217

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