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Went to the doctor the other day.
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Was having some chest pains and sweating
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like a camel whore in sand land.
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Doc told me I'm okay,
but I've got the high blood pressures
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and high "clestrall,"
whatever the fuck that is.
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Now I gotta eat this kinda shit.
Got some cabbage here,
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some beans, some broccoli,
one of these "egglet" things,
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and I got the Brussels sprouts.
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Here you go.
Another side of chicken gravy, sir.
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Thank you, "gar-sin".
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Bit of gravy kills the taste of this shit.
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I mean, healthy food
is not too fucking bad.
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Huh?
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Fuck, I got some power today.
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That's the problem with eating this shit.
It gives you tons of gas.
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It smells worse
than Satan's sweaty ass-pussy.
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Ray fuck! Lord have mercy!
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Oh, my God, that stinks!
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There's my cue. Okay, everybody,
my name's Tom Peterson.
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I work for the fucking city.
Smells like a gas leak.
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The place could blow.
I want everybody out now! Move it out.
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Everybody out of the fucking restaurant!
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Another restaurant, another free meal.
Fuck you, dummies!
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613? What in the slut
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of my mother's cock is that at?
Who the fuck is this?
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CRA?
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What the fuck does that mean?
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Oh, okay. You're the tax dicks.
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Yes, I know
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what a fucking felony charge is.
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Are you fucking shitting me right now?
I owe 28 grand?
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You better fuck off with the threats.
I'll get it, okay?
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Listen, fuck face,
I'm not allowed to get angry
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'cause of the high blood pressures,
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and I'm trying to roll a fucking joint
so I can get high,
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so I have to fucking call you back.
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Fuck off, CRA,
you government tax fuckheads.
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Why in the fuck is the oonaverse
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shitting into my mouth and shoving
a watermelon up my ass again? Why?
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… 94, 95...
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Oh, you fucking hard-packed
son of a whore!
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Bubs, can you chill for a sec?
I'm trying to count over here.
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Well, I'm fucking sorry.
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Do you know how hard this ground's packed?
It's like a diamond that King Kong shit!
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Bubs, just relax.
I'll help you out in a minute, okay?
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Yeah.
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96, 97, 98, 99, 10, 000.
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Beautiful. Money well spent. Trust me.
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Bubs, you sure you don't want in on this?
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I don't want in on your bullshit.
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Okay, well,
you're gonna be sorry.
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Oh, I've been so sorry in the past
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from all your successes
that I missed out on.
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Alright. Good doing business with you,
Big Hawk. Thanks, man.
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I appreciate this opportunity.
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I may have another one of these
coming up in a few weeks.
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Interested?
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Fuck yeah. You're the man, Hawk.
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Big Hawk out.
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A few times a year, this trucking company
that delivers booze and beer
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to liquor stores has an "accident"
that never really happens.
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Big Hawk then pays the trucking company
50 grand for 150 grand worth of booze.
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Then they sell it for 100,
doubling their money.
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I pawned my Monte Carlo for ten grand,
so, soon, I'm gonna have enough money
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to buy fucking 3 of them if I wanted to.
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That's perfect
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Thanks, Julian. I appreciate it.
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I mean, that titanium upper body of yours
sure cut the time in half.
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Yeah, real funny, Bubs.
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I'm just teasing you.
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Holy fuck,
my cats are gonna love this new kitty spa.
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I didn't think cats could swim, man.
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Cats can swim better than fucking dogs,
I'll have you know.
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Oh, baby. Now they're gonna be able
to cool off during this heat wave.
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Fucking global warming
can take a big lick on my taint.
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Alright, Paul McCatney,
when you're finished cooling off,
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I'm gonna give you
a nice blast with the dryer.
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Then I'm gonna do a full round
of belly work on you.
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Full cat spa treatment for you,
little buddy.
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Oh, fuck, Ricky.
What happened to your face?
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You look like
you were French-kissing an escalator.
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Had a little incident
at the fucking gas station in Spryfield.
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What kind of an incident?
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Nobody fuckin' move! Give meall your money and your cigarettes!
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Fuck off. You won't shoot me.
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Listen, weird hair,
I don't have time for fucking games.
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Fuck, myfucking hand! Jesus!
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Just fuck out of here, loser!
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Fuck off
with the fucking fire extinguisher!
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You fucking green-haired bastard bitch!
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- Go! Get the fuck out!- God damn it!
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You got the shit beat outta you
with a fire extinguisher.
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That's great, Ricky.
You should check your brain.
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Yeah, and I had to leave my gun there,
for fuck's sake.
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My favorite gun the old man gave me.
Now it's gone forever.
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Jesus Christ. Why the fuck would you rob
a gas station anyway? That's greasy.
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Because I owe the cock-vacuuming CRA
28 grand in taxes.
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If I don't pay it in three days,
I go to jail for a long time.
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It's a fuckin' felony offense.
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Wait, what do you mean?
They said "felony offense"?
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- Yeah.
- Well, that doesn't make sense.
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There's no such thing as a felony
in Canada.
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- They were fucking scamming you, idiot.
- No, they weren't.
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- They were.
- You should've heard the big words
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they were using: "grand jury,"
"subpoe-ni-a," "incarcerating."
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It's fucked.
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You've never worked
a fucking day in your life.
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How are they charging you
for back income taxes?
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Better not be a fucking scam.
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That green-haired ninja witch
beat the shit out of me.
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Let me see your phone.
I'm gonna call them. This is bullshit.
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Investigation Division,Canada Revenue Agency.
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How may I help you, sir?
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Yes, hi there.
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Uh, I'm an old man,
and I'm hoping that you can tell me
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why I owe you cocksuckers
all this tax money.
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One moment, sir. Let me look up your file
using your phone number.
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Yes. Yes, here it is, sir.
We did an audit for the last several years
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and found errors with your income tax.
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Oh, yeah, okay. Well, I might have
to call bull fuckingshit on that,
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because I don't pay taxes.
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Sir, you need to watch your language.
I'm a CRA officer.
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I can have you arrested.
Now, how would you like to pay?
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Credit card or transfer the money
to our account?
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- Actually, I'd like to pay...
- Jesus.
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…using my erect cock. Will that work?
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Excuse me? How about I issue you
an affidavit for your arrest?
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You'll have to appear before a grand jury.
How would you like that, sir?
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Jesus.
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Check your fucking holefor a dead rat.
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Yeah, listen, bud. I have an idea.
Why don't all you scamming assholes
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stop tricking people
out of their goddamn hard-earned money?
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And when you're done doing that,
go fuck yourselves!
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Now you've done it, sir.
The police are coming to your house,
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and they're coming right now. I hope
you're happy with yourself. Goodbye.
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That smells like a pile of shit
ate a whole bunch of shit
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and then shit it out. Oh, I can taste it.
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Jesus Christ, Ricky.
What the fuck is up with your ass, man?
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It's my new diet.
It's fucking up my "testine."
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Oh, God.
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Oh, dear. Oh my God.
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Are you okay, Marguerite?
What's going on?
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Fucking heartless cocksuckers.
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I had to give the CRA nine fucking grand.
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How in the fuck
am I going to pay my lot fees now?
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Start hanging out at the dock
giving handies to sailors again?
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Marguerite, it was a scam.
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- A scam?
- You asshole! I just need time!
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It's not my fault
the government raped my shit pipe!
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Donny, what the fuck is going on?
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I'll tell you what's going on,
you muscular cocksucker!
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The CRA rammed their 17-foot, slithering,
oiled-up cock
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right down my gravellyfucking throat!
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Alright, thanks a lot for coming.
I just brought you guys here today
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to warn you about a phone scam
that's going on.
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Some residents have been conned
out of money.
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There's these fucking people
posing as government dicks from the CRA.
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You fucking shitting me, man?
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They called me, too. That was a scam?
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Oh, my God. Julian, they called me!
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They said that I owe them four grand.
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They called me too, Julian. What the frig?
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Oh, for fuck's sakes. Are you kidding me?
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How many of you have been contacted
by these people?
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Holy shit.
And how many of you guys paid them?
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This is fucking bullshit!
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Fuck me. They must have targeted
our fucking trailer park.
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Julian, we have to call the police.
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No police. We get the police involved,
our money's gonna be tied up for months.
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Don't worry about a thing.
I'm gonna get your money back, okay?
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- For a small fee.
- Nobody fucks with Sunnyvale!
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The hardest part is gonna be
trying to find these fuckers,
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but I've got Bubs
over there on the computer.
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I've got full confidence
he can search something up...
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Just did a reverse lookup
on the number, Julian. Nothing.
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These guys are fucking good.
I'm telling you.
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Oh, for fuck's sakes.
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I also sent Randy to the police station
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to try to suck some information
out of Ted,
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but he came up with nothing.
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I'm not sure
where the fuck to go from here.
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Ricky says he's got it all figured out,
which basically means we're fucked.
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Why does my brain have to be
such an asshole?
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It knows how to figure this shit out,
and it won't tell me.
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What does that even mean, Dad?
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I had the answer
on how to get these tax fuckers,
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and then it got gone.
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Maybe I need to get more high.
Maybe that'll make it come back.
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Okay. I guess anything's worth a try.
Listen, I'm really proud of you.
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Ugh, I'm not sure
how you eat this stuff, though.
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It's actually not that bad.
Is there any marshmallow-y stuff here
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or Cheez Whiz?
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I just wish
the fucking cocksucking CRA was a mouse,
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'cause I could set a trap.
Put a piece of cheese and snap,
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I got the little fuckers.
But no, they're not a mouse.
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Well, just wait, Dad.
I think you just figured it out.
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- What do you mean?
- That's it, a trap.
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But I'd never find a trap that big.
And I don't wanna kill them.
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- I wanna catch the fuckers.
- No, I don't mean catch them
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in a real trap. You don't wanna kill them.
I just mean set a trap, lure them in,
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- and then you'll know who they are.
- A trap. Holy fuck!
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That's it, Trin. Holy fuck, you're smart.
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I just need to set a fucking trap.
Fuck you, brain. I win again.
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I figured it out.
Just needed to be the right level of high.
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- Oh, yeah. This should be good.
- It is good. Mousetrap.
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Just treat them like a mouse.
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Fucking mouse like cheese,
so instead, this time,
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the cheese'll be like a cash,
and the mouse's gonna be,
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well, it'd be a car,
but someone gets in the car,
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and then they'd come
to try to drive to get the cheese...
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- Ricky!
- And the cheese would...
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Deep breath. What're you talking about?
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Fuck! Just tell the lowlife fucks
that I have the money, in cash,
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and they need to pick it up,
'cause I'm not taking that cash in public.
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- Oh, come on, man.
- These people aren't idiots.
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You're not gonna just fucking have them
stroll up to your trailer.
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I know. They said they couldn't do that.
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What? You called them back?
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Yeah, the trap is set.
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We're meeting near the old bridge
in four hours.
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Wicked, me and Jacob are in 100 percent.
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Yeah, we got your backs.
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Not happening. We've got one shot here.
We can't risk you two fucking it up.
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Yup.
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Oh, boys.
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They're 15 minutes late here.
I'm telling you, boys,
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these people are not dummies.
They're running a sophisticated operation.
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They're not just gonna stroll down here
under the dirty, old, goddamn bridge.
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Bubs, they're greasy.
They're gonna want the cash.
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00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:47,543
They're gonna show up.
Don't worry about it.
231
00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:49,265
I am worried about it.
232
00:10:49,289 --> 00:10:51,249
Yo, Big Hawk, what's up, man?
233
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:55,826
What? What the fuck are you talking about?
What about my money?
234
00:10:56,666 --> 00:10:58,996
Oh, you gotta be kidding me, man. Fuck!
235
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,670
All right. Thanks for the heads up,
I guess.
236
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:03,456
For fuck's sakes!
237
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:07,503
The deal got fucked over.
Big Hawk got in a real accident
238
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,263
- with the booze truck.
- What's that mean?
239
00:11:09,291 --> 00:11:12,001
It means that my ten grand's gone.
That's what it fucking means.
240
00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:15,713
Julian, I'm not one to slap a fellow
with a cock when he's down,
241
00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:19,421
but I'm telling you, I believe I told you
that it was too good to be true.
242
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,670
Bubs, not now.
243
00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:23,290
- Thank God I didn't go in on it.
- That's enough.
244
00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:25,325
Fuck. Sorry, boys. Here it comes.
245
00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:27,286
Wait, what? Sorry for what?
246
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,535
- Oh, my fuck, Ricky!
- Ricky!
247
00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:31,625
Are you trying to kill us
with your ass vapor?
248
00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,578
There's an actual haze coming out of you.
249
00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:35,956
Fuck, I can't breathe.
Fuck, I can taste it.
250
00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:37,671
It's like a hot rag of stink!
251
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:40,670
It's not my fault. I can't hold them in.
It'll fuck up my blood pressures.
252
00:11:40,694 --> 00:11:42,631
At least get out of the fucking car
next time.
253
00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:44,828
Show some goddamn mercy to our lungs.
254
00:11:44,916 --> 00:11:47,416
Boys, look. I knew it. I told you guys.
255
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,460
Never underestimate the power of money.
256
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,706
We need to play this smart. Flank the car.
Guy on each side,
257
00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,041
one of us comes up from behind.
258
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:57,455
What about a distraction?
Maybe throw a rock and hit the roof?
259
00:11:57,541 --> 00:11:59,881
Yeah, I like that.
Ricky, I'll signal you whe...
260
00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:02,168
Okay, tit meat, out of the car.
261
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,750
Ricky! Fuck's sakes!
262
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:06,133
That's an assault on a CRA investigator!
263
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,688
The wig is up, you bottom-feeding bitch.
You're coming with us.
264
00:12:08,712 --> 00:12:10,543
We can do this the easy way
or the hard way.
265
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:11,955
I like option B,
266
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,250
the hard way.
267
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:19,581
He just fucked my ass with his foot!
268
00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:21,746
Oh, my God. That was Bruce Lee-type shit.
269
00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:23,793
I'm gonna knock you out, bigger boy,
270
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:26,875
and then I'm going to fuck those big,
meaty tits of yours!
271
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,496
We need to get the fuck out of here.
Somebody grab his legs.
272
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,883
Ugh, God, I think the tube part of my ass
is bleeding.
273
00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:34,958
Fuck, it hurts.
274
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:38,875
Fuck, these kale chips
are spicy as a Spanish-anese hooker.
275
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,998
You wipe that smug look
off your fucking face!
276
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:42,293
Where's the call center?
277
00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:43,705
Know what? You can fuck yourself.
278
00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:44,671
Oh, is that right?
279
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:47,750
When I get free,
I'm going to break 618 bones in this room.
280
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:52,003
Um, boys, just so you're aware,
that's precisely the number
281
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,633
of all the bones
in all of our bodies combined.
282
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:57,418
God damn it. Here we go again.
I can't hold it in.
283
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,670
- Hold it in.
- No!
284
00:12:58,750 --> 00:12:59,960
Hold that fucking thing in.
285
00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:01,461
- Too late.
- Oh, my fuck!
286
00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:04,421
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Holy mother of God. I can't breathe.
287
00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:07,266
- Fuck, I feel another one coming on.
- Oh, no, Ricky, please!
288
00:13:07,290 --> 00:13:11,880
Go outside! Ricky!
Holy fuck. Everybody down! Stink rises!
289
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,878
Oh, shit. Another one's comin'...
290
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:16,201
- Go the fuck outside!
- Please don't drop another one.
291
00:13:16,225 --> 00:13:18,211
Ricky, actually pinch it off! Hold it in!
292
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,291
- I can't hold it in!
- Ricky, hold it in!
293
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,035
- Fuck!
- I have an idea.
294
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:26,208
Okay, bud, where are you running
your operation out of?
295
00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:27,541
Fuck you, old-lady eyes.
296
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:32,665
Oh, fuck me, eh? Okay, bud.
Ricky, set your ass to stun.
297
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:33,790
Gladly.
298
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000
You like that?
You want another one?
299
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,463
What about the Geneva Convention?
There's rules now.
300
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:45,708
Okay!
301
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,041
Ready to talk,
or you want another puff of choke juice?
302
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:52,035
For the love of Shiva,
take this fucking bag off before I die.
303
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,333
It's in Moncton.
304
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,041
I take you there.
305
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,665
Fucking right you will.
Right the fuck now. Let's go, boys.
306
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,540
We don't know who we're dealing with here.
307
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,495
You know, could be the Mafia,
could be bikers.
308
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,883
It could be
the Pakistani equivalent of the Yakuza.
309
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:07,748
We can't just go there,
just the three of us, with one gun.
310
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:09,916
Fuck's sakes.
311
00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:13,001
Yo T, I need your help
to take down the scammers
312
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:16,293
- and get everybody's money back.
- Fuck, man. You mean, like, right now?
313
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,325
Man, I don't think we can do it, dawg.
Pretty fucked up right now.
314
00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:20,626
We need some choppers, too.
315
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:23,538
- Some choppers?
- Yeah, some choppers.
316
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,785
Not sure if we can go anywhere, man.
We can't move.
317
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:26,915
What do you mean?
318
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,420
Edibles, man. We high as a motherfucker.
319
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,330
Oh, great.
320
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:33,916
Green's dumb ass thought they was 50 mg.
Turns out they was 500.
321
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,170
- These are fucking 500?
- Shit's crazy, man.
322
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,960
Yo, Green, grab these ma'fuckers
some of the heavy artillery.
323
00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:41,421
The big guns. Get the big ones.
324
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:44,166
What the fuck?
325
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,670
- Whoa, fuck.
- Sorry, man. Fuckin' lit.
326
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,250
Green, what the fuck?
You always fucking up, man.
327
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,853
- He's always fucking up.
- Nice going.
328
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:53,455
You guys are gonna be fucked for, like,
12 hours. I'm jealous.
329
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:54,671
Pull back on it, Cory!
330
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,330
Jesus fucking Christ!
331
00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:02,416
Who in the fuck just flew
a goddamncocksucking kite
332
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,130
into my living room?
333
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,038
Cunt!
334
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,415
Can't believe I'm thinking this.
335
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,710
Julian, don't you dare.
336
00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:08,791
We have no choice, man.
337
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:09,833
- Julian!
- Bubs!
338
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,166
Shut the fuck up.
339
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,630
- Why can't we have machine guns?
- Not a fucking chance.
340
00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,168
Boys, what's the plan here?
341
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,130
I'm sure they have security and guns
342
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,248
and fuck knows
what other Jackie Chantypes
343
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,583
are lurking around in there.
344
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:28,826
We gotta surprise them.
345
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:32,336
Nice going, fucking idiot.
346
00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:33,746
Shit, dude. I'm sorry.
347
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,463
So much for surprise there,
fucking jerk-in-the-box.
348
00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:39,251
Fucking idiots.
Oh, well, fuck it. No choice now.
349
00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:43,001
Cory, Jacob, you guys wait here.
Do you know what that fucking means?
350
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:44,503
Got it, Julian.
351
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,083
All right, cover us.
Okay, boys. Let's do this.
352
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,626
Everybody on the fucking ground!
353
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,498
Do it, get down! Now!
354
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,253
Give us the fucking money! Now!
355
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,583
Where's your fucking safe?
356
00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,826
There's no safe.
The money's in offshore bank accounts.
357
00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:58,956
You fucking pieces of shit.
We should shoot every one of you.
358
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,001
Not our fault. They're forcing us.
We're illegals.
359
00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:02,753
They threaten to call immigration on us.
360
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:04,673
Oh, my God. That's fucking horrible.
361
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,210
Boys, put the guns down. Put them down.
362
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,921
They pay us 50 dollars a week,
363
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,080
and then they only feed us
if we make them money.
364
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,956
And it's just bread and chicken gravy.
365
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,081
Is it real chicken gravy
or that shit from a can?
366
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:18,536
Ricky, I don't think
where the gravy comes from is the issue.
367
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,455
They're being treated like slaves in here!
368
00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:24,381
Well, we're fucked then. I don't know
shit-all about offshore bank accounts,
369
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,288
for fuck's sakes.
370
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,455
God damn it.
Well, if we're not getting the money,
371
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,671
we're at least making sure
nobody else gets scammed.
372
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,883
Fuck you!
373
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:37,958
Ricky, calm down. Your blood pressure.
And you could fart!
374
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:42,463
Surprise, you fruity, fairy fucks.
Break one more thing,
375
00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:44,831
and you're fucking dead.
Put down your fucking guns,
376
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,626
or we shoot Tweedle Dum
and Tweedle Fucked-in-the-Head!
377
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:51,038
I don't fucking think so, dickhead.
You guys put down your fucking guns!
378
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,245
Fuck you!
379
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:54,753
You stole from Sunnyvale,
and we want our money back, Cyrus.
380
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:57,753
You guys stole my beautiful,
perfect balls. Remember?
381
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,915
- You think I'd just let that go?
- How are your clacker balls, Fonzie?
382
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:06,670
Shut up. My brand-new synthetic nuts
are bigger and better than ever.
383
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:08,536
Holy fuck.
384
00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:12,036
They look like two giant, polished pearls,
covered with perfectly-groomed hair.
385
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:14,171
No, man, they look more
like two fucking cabbages
386
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,170
that've been in the sun,
and a bird shit on 'em.
387
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:19,880
Is there any particular reason why you two
are analyzing his balls with such detail?
388
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:23,078
These new balls
added over two feet to my spray,
389
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,916
and Sunnyvale paid for them.
390
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:25,830
Oh, yeah!
391
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,250
Hey, what the fuck did I say?
392
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:31,955
Fucking shot!
393
00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:37,456
Give us the money, and we'll leave.
There's no way out of this, Cyrus.
394
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,788
We'll shoot our way out of here
if we have to.
395
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,375
You're not fucking over
my million-dollar business!
396
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,538
Wait, did you say a million?
397
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:47,575
You made a million fucking dollars
from this, scamming people?
398
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:50,496
That's right.
The C-man is a fucking millionaire.
399
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:53,213
I'm driving a fucking Ferrari. Boom!
400
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,501
Right over there in the corner.
Check it out.
401
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,376
A year newer than Magnum P.I.'s!
402
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,713
Holy fuck, boys. Look at that thing.
403
00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:03,671
- He made a million fucking dollars.
- Who cares?
404
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,880
New plan, Cyrus.
405
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,498
Let's stop fucking shooting
before someone gets hurt.
406
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,213
I'm all ears,
you big fucking Adonis wannabe.
407
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,421
How about I don't call the cops,
408
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,670
- and you cut me in?
- Fuck that.
409
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,793
I'm serious.
I could double your profits, man, easily.
410
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:21,165
Help you expand in other markets,
like the US for instance.
411
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,080
That's where the real money is, man.
412
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,996
Julian, what the fuck are you doing?
413
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,583
Yeah, are you fucking losing it?
414
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:29,286
Boys, this is a shit-ton of money.
That's what the fuck I'm doing.
415
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:33,205
Julian, don't you dare cross over
to the dark side because of money.
416
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,331
Fifteen points,
or we start shooting again.
417
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,038
Twenty, and you got a deal.
418
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,455
Fuck's sakes.
419
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,460
Okay, deal.
420
00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:44,541
Okay, just a sec.
I want ten grand up-front,
421
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,205
and I want the keys
to your car for a week.
422
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:48,956
Not a fucking chance.
423
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:52,381
Guess I'm calling the cops, then.
You wanna act all tough, Cyrus?
424
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:55,038
You show me how big those new balls
really are then.
425
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:57,128
You've got five fucking seconds!
426
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:01,213
Julian, one last time.
427
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:04,171
What the flying fuck
are you doing right now?
428
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,750
This ten grand makes up
for the money I lost with Big Hawk,
429
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:09,083
and I'll be able to get the fucking Carlo
out of pawn.
430
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:10,826
But you and Cyrus will be partners.
431
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,746
You do get that, right? Without us.
432
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:14,423
Fuck off.
433
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,380
You heard him. He knows what he's doing.
434
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:19,328
He wants real business partners,
not gay dummies.
435
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,376
- Julian!
- I'm sorry, but I've never had
436
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,538
an opportunity like this
before in my life.
437
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:24,625
Are you the real Julian,
438
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:27,996
or are you some other Julian
that warped in, took the old Julian out,
439
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,043
and now he's here talking
like a different Julian?
440
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,421
Shut the fuck up, Cory.
441
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,920
I can't believe it took this long
for your true colors to shine through.
442
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,955
Through that big, muscly exterior.
443
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,920
Get me the fuck out of here, Ricky,
right now.I am disgusted!
444
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,040
I like money too, man, but this is fucked.
You are fucked.
445
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,875
Well, have fun tonguing Cyrus's new balls
446
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,668
in your yellow Gay-rari. Dick.
447
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:54,575
Finally, our two great minds
team up together.
448
00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:56,876
Those guys always held you back,
in my opinion.
449
00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:58,748
Really appreciate this opportunity,
brother.
450
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,963
Man, I can't fucking wait to take
that fucking Ferrari for a rip, man.
451
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:03,921
Fucking insane.
You're gonna fucking love it.
452
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,080
Oh, nice dick mobile!
453
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:13,246
That fucking asshole!
I can't fucking believe he did this to us.
454
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:14,960
Good morning, everyone.
455
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:18,211
I had Randy get everyone together
because I have some good news.
456
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,501
I promised to get your money back,
and I did.
457
00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:25,126
And all the people that were running
the call center are now in jail.
458
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:26,628
Huh? How?
459
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:29,423
Julian, what in the fuck happened?
460
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,750
Well, I was talking business with Cyrus,
trying to prove I was on his side,
461
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:35,923
which was easy because he's stupid.
That's when it all went sideways for him.
462
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:39,078
Man, the Canadian dollar's worth shit
right now.
463
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,956
We hit the US and England,
we're gonna make way more money.
464
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,041
I don't know.
465
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,293
I think
we're doing fine right here locally.
466
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:47,915
Yeah, but I feel kinda bad
ripping off Canadians, you know?
467
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,460
Hey, don't you go start growing
a fucking heart here, muscles.
468
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,101
You'll never go anywhere
if you start giving a fuck about people.
469
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,748
Yeah, you're right.
See, what the fuck am I thinking?
470
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:58,213
I'm gonna be back in a sec.
I gotta rock a piss.
471
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,128
Police!
472
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,345
Dennis, are you fucking nuts?
473
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:04,423
Fucking hate the fucking cops, man!
474
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,423
Fuck the cops! I can't go back to jail!
475
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,290
Boys, these are fucking cops! Fuck off!
You're going to get us...
476
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:14,035
Fuck me! They fucked me.
477
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,005
They fucked me hard, man.
Fucking hurts!
478
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,711
Dennis, I'm fucking hit! Fuck!
479
00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:23,881
My brand-new seven-thousand-dollar balls!
480
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,328
- We good?
- Yeah. You should probably
481
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:31,076
- get the hell out of here.
- Oh, you! Motherfucker!
482
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:36,381
Not only did I get your money back,
but Cyrus got his new balls shot up.
483
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,168
I can't believe he paid seven grand
for those fucking things.
484
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:40,170
What a dick.
485
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,380
I always believed in you, Julian.
486
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:43,998
Shut the fuck up, Randy.
487
00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:47,786
I have ten thousand in cash up-front,
and for the rest of the money,
488
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,665
we're just gonna sell this car.
It's worth close to 100 grand,
489
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:53,460
more than enough to cover
what everybody lost, okay?
490
00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:55,541
Plus, you know,
I'm gonna take a small commission.
491
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,575
That's fair
'cause I'm selling the fucking thing.
492
00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:00,208
What in the flying ass cocks
is going on right now?
493
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:04,831
I'll tell you what's going on, Ricky.
The scamm-ee became the scammer.
494
00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:08,996
Julian set Cyrus up.
He fucking fooled all of us.
495
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,253
Way to go, Julian.
496
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:12,923
Yeah, way to go, Julian.
497
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,420
It's like you gathered up everyone's cock
in Sunnyvale, then you bundled them,
498
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:20,000
then you shoved that one big super cock
right through Cyrus's nut sack.
499
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,000
- Ricky…
- What?
500
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,883
Don't make analogies anymore.
501
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:29,833
I'm officially declaring today
Sunnyvale Day! People tried
502
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,496
to fuck with our park, and we won!
503
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:36,286
I can't believe you guys actually thought
that I might partner up with Cyrus.
504
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,055
You're, like, a really good actor, Julian.
505
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:42,325
Yeah, maybe all those years of jacking it
to Stallone, and Arnie, and the Swayz,
506
00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:43,496
maybe have paid off.
507
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:44,713
Yeah, real funny, Bubs.
508
00:22:44,791 --> 00:22:47,671
You better not ever
put me through that again, Julian.
509
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:48,670
Sorry, boys.
510
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:51,750
When I found out we were fucked,
I knew it was our only fucking play.
511
00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,923
Jesus, I thought you guys
were gonna pick up on it.
512
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,130
No, we didn't have a fucking clue.
It's like you're fucking Robert De Miro.
513
00:22:57,208 --> 00:23:01,578
The important thing is, it all worked out,
we won, and we all kinda did it together.
514
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:05,876
No, I'm... I'm giving you this one, Julian.
This was all you.
515
00:23:05,958 --> 00:23:09,828
I can't believe I doubted you, actually.
Get over here, you big, muscly bastard.
516
00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:10,916
You too, Ricky.
517
00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:14,455
Oh, fuck. You just jarred something loose.
518
00:23:14,541 --> 00:23:15,791
No, Ricky.
519
00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:16,995
Burnt us, Ricky.
520
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:20,003
Okay, Ricky.
This diet of yours, it's fucking over!
521
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,750
For fuck'ssakes.
522
00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:23,633
I think the cork finally popped.
523
00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:27,378
Okay, so just so we're clear,
you mean you just shit yourself, correct?
524
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,380
Big time. Mix me up another drink.
525
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,830
Have to get cleaned up.
Bubs, gotta use your hose, man.
526
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:36,543
No, problem, Ricky. Turn the nozzle
to "jet," and you should be good.
527
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:37,496
Love you, bud.
528
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,173
Oh, that feels good.
Love you too, buddy!
529
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:04,325
Oh fuck!
530
00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:05,996
Jesus Christ!
531
00:25:12,041 --> 00:25:13,251
Fuck off.
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