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Dad, wake up.
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- Get away. Fuck off.
- Come on. The cake's ready.
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I need you to go pick it up.
And what time is the clown gonna be here?
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- Dad!
- Whoa, what the fuck's going on here?
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What... Where am I?
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Why was I just drempting
about a fucking clown trying to bang me?
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Jesus Christ, Dad. That was me.
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You were supposed to pick up the cake
and clown for Mo's birthday.
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What are you talking about?
Today? We just had Mo's birthday.
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Uh, yeah, a year ago today.
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Fuck off. That was a year ago?
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Fuck, goddamn.
Fucking piss shitting out of my ass.
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Fucking piss jug's... Cock... Fuck!
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I can't believe you forgot.
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I've reminded you
every single night this week.
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But I've been drunk and high
every single night,
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so technically it isn't my fault.
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I can't believe you.
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Trin, come here. Take it easy.
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I'm just kidding, sweetie.
I didn't mean to make you cry.
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Of course I remembered his birthday. Fuck.
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Look, I mean, I've got him a present.
Where...
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Right here. Look at this fucking thing.
Mo loves these monster fucking thingies.
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Think you can wrap this up nice for me,
sweetie?
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Mo's really looking forward
to this day, Dad.
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That's great. I'm glad he is.
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'Cause I've got this
totally under control, okay?
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Me and the boys
are gonna grab the stuff right now.
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Get the clown, the cake.
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- Even gonna have a fucking petting zoo.
- Grampy!
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Happy birthday, little buddy.
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Ew! You smell like the Porta Potty
at the park.
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That's 'cause Grampy spilled piss
all over him this morning,
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- so you better not hug me.
- Sarah told Mom
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that she wishes
you were in jail for my birthday again.
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She said you're gonna fuck everything up
today.
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Really? Well, guess what?
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Number one, Sarah can fuck off
and suck my cock.
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- Dad!
- Sorry. And you know what I mean.
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And number two,
or whatever the fuck it was,
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Grampy loves you more than hash,
more than weed, trees, fucking space,
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all those moon planets and everything else
flying around up there.
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I promise you,
this is gonna be the best birthday
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you could've ever gotten had.
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I love you so much, Grampy.
Even when you smell like a dirty hobo.
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Thanks, buddy.
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- Julian, can you help me with this?
- Sure, man. What the fuck are you doing?
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Just, can you hold the helmets
until I get the camera in position?
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- Try to hide your hands.
- Okay.
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Okay, here we go.
We are recording.
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For fuck's sake, abort.
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Astronaut Kitty Lovell,
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just stay in the goddamn cockpit,
would you?
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Bubs, man, chill out.
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Like, what are you trying
to do here anyway?
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Here, I'll show you
what I'm fucking doing.
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See that video? Thirty million views.
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Yeah, so what?
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So what? This mediocre,
less-than-impressive shit video,
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it made this guy almost 100 grand.
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A hundred grand!
Are you fucking kidding me?
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No, I'm not fucking kidding you.
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Viral videos are making big money, Julian,
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and kitty videos are the hottest thing
on the internet.
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It's just too bad these guys
don't understand
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the importance of the mission.
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Soon as I mention how much money
viral videos could make on the internet,
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you could literally see the dollar signs
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lighting up in Julian's eyes
like fucking fireworks.
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I actually timed him,
and it took less than three minutes
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for him to get the grease wheels
in motion.
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You sure about this, dude?
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Yeah, man. This is totally cool.
Nobody's ever done this before.
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You're gonna be
a fucking internet sensation, buddy.
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Okay, ready? Action.
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Mary Magdalene's milkers! Cory, stop!
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Bubbles, what the fuck
did you do that for?
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Oh, thank fuck.
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You're lucky
this is only latex he's drinking.
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Julian, if this was oil-based,
he would've destroyed
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his entire digestive tract andmicrobiome.
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He would've died a slow,
painful death right here.
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Yeah, no shit. I'm not an idiot, Bubs.
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Thanks for ruining my video, man.
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Cory, go grab another can
of fucking paint.
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Hey, I'm sorry, dude.
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I'll go get some.
But I don't think there's any more blue.
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The color doesn't matter. Hurry up!
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Boys, I need your help.
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I called every clown
I could find in the phone book,
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and there's none available.
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I've got nothing done for Mo's birthday,
and I'm about to grow a gasket.
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Would you settle the fuck down?
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Look, I'm in over my head here.
If I don't get a clown right the fuck now,
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- Mo's birthday's gonna be ruined.
- Just... Ricky, take a deep breath.
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Pump the brakes.
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What about the clown that hangs around
out front of Frudy's hair salon?
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Bet you we could rent that shit-smelling,
drunk bastard for a few hours.
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Yeah, man. Good fucking idea.
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Bubbles, you may have just saved
my gold-plated cock.
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Jesus Murphy, Ricky.
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Are you washing your clothes
in the toilet again?
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No, man. I haven't done that in years.
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I spilled a half gallon of piss
all over myself.
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Jacob, grab an ounce of weed
out of the freezer,
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take it down to The Dawgfather
and trade it for some hot dogs.
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- You got it?
- Yeah, piece of cake.
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No, not the fucking cake.
We're picking up the cake.
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Hot dogs. Fuck, you're stupid.
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We're on it, dude.
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Fuck off with the hand. I'm serious.
Get it the fuck out of my face.
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It's never gonna happen.
It's been 20 fucking years. Fuck off.
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Ricky, yo.
Did you say you got weed, motherfucker?
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Yeah, I do have weed.
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Do you know where I can get
non-bitey animals that kids like?
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Did you say animals, cracker?
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Get it, boys, you get it?
Animal the cracker? Animal cracker.
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Nah, that shit was weak.
What's wrong with you?
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You stupid-ass motherfucking cracker.
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Shut the fuck up, man.
Go wait in the car and roll some joints.
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Boys, here's the deal.
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You guys get me some fucking animals
for a petty-zooey-type thing,
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and my last bag of OG Kush,
it's fucking yours.
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Fuck, word. On it like chronic, homeboy.
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But, Rick, are you fucking washing
your clothes in the fucking toilet?
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You fucking smell like piss, man.
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Yeah, your old ladypissed on me.
That's why.
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All right, boys,
shit's coming together here.
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Let's go talk to this clown.
See if the fucker can help us out.
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Okay, get in the car,
you weird-looking fuck.
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- I'm doing what I fucking need to.
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I don't have any money
or fucking weed left. We're taking him.
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Ricky, I have money, for Christ's sakes.
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Sorry about that, Mr. Clown, sir.
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We're actually looking to hire you
for a kid's party for a couple hours.
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Sorry, asshole. I don't do parties.
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I'm not really a clown.
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The fuck do you mean?
Look, you got a fucking clown suit on,
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big fucking shoes, stupid hair,
and a big red nose.
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You're a fucking clown.
Get in the car now!
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I'm just a drunk who works for free liquor
and haircutsto steer customers...
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- Get in there!
- You're hurting me.
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Hey, what's going on here?
You're scaring away my customers.
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Frudy, just borrowing your clown
for a couple hours.
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Oh, the fuck you are. He's my clown.
Get your hands off him.
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You fucking calm down, Frudy.
I just need him for a little...
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Fucking Moses' milky fucking tits!
I think I just blew my big toe off!
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Think you can give me a hand here, Julian?
Put the phone down!
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Ricky, you gotta spin your faces around
to the camera.
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- I can't catch you.
- Put the fucking phone down!
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Turn that off.
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Look, I'll have 50 dollars for you
when we bring him back, Frudy.
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And I'm gonna get one of your seven-dollar
shampoo and cuts.
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Big tip, too. Please don't call the cops.
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Whoa.
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What the fuck is happening to me, dude?
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It's like the more we walk,
the more blue dots come out.
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I'm not a doctor, but I think
you're sweating out the paint you drank.
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Oh, no way.
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Dude, that's kinda dope.
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Totally, man. You look like a leopard.
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I mean, if it didn't have big teeth
and hair, and it had blue dots.
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What?
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Are you sure this guy's gonna trade food
for weed?
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Yeah, totally, dude.
I've seen Ricky trade weed,
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cough syrup, hockey cards, skin mags,
fresh corn on the cob,
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a tire, a park bench, man.
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This guy will trade anything
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for his hot dogs, dude.
Dude's name is The Dawgfather.
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I think he's like in the Mafia, dude,
and he loves me.
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Hey, Dawgfather. What's up, my brother?
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How many dogs, you weird little fuck?
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- All of them?
- No can do, E.T.
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It's almost lunch rush. I have regulars.
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Please, Mr. Dawg. It's like 911, dude.
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Yeah, they're for my son's birthday party.
We're getting a clown, too.
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Follow me, dickheads.
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Well, I think this could be
our retirement, boys.
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Bubs, can you upload this fucking thing?
I can't figure it out.
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Julian, are you fucked?
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You want to upload a video
that clearly shows the three of us
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kidnapping an alcoholic clown at gunpoint,
do you?
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Yeah, I do.
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Ricky, if you wanna be known
as the guy getting beat up
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by a gay, Brazilian-jiujitsu
fucking hairdresser, you have at it, bud.
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Just blur out the faces, then.
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Blur out the faces? Yeah, okay.
Yeah, actually, give me the phone.
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- Here, I'll blur out the fucking faces.
- Thank you.
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Delete. There you go.
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- She's fucking blurred now, baby.
- You didn't just delete that, Bubs.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Boys, we gotta wake up
this piss-drunk bastard.
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Just shake him, then.
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Motherfucker, he might be dead.
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Jesus Christ. Did he just shit himself?
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, baby. Magic 8-Ball says,
"All signs point to yes."
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My... Oh, fuck.
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Holy shit, clown's shit stinks.
I thought it smelled like cotton candy.
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Oh, these fucking rats.
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Here.
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Uh, those hot dogs look kinda weird.
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Are they okay to eat?
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These are real good Italian jumbos.
Kids love.
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I don't know, dude.
I fell in the snow once when I was a kid,
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and I pulled my fingers out,
and I had frostbite.
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That's what these look like.
How long they been in there?
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Long time, so cook long time.
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Okay. Thanks, Dawg.
You're a lifesaver, man.
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- No Cold War here, boy.
- Put your fucking hand down,
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- or I cut it off.
- That's cool.
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All right, shorties, who wants to be first
to step up and pet the animals?
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That gorilla isn't even real.
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Come on now. You know the zoo is dope.
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Man, they cool, man, they cool.
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I wanna pick up the frog.
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Hi, birthday boy. How are you today?
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Ew. Gross. That frog is dead.
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Oh, fuck, it is.
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Finch, what the fuck's wrong with you?
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Playing with dead frogs and shit.
No wonder your ass got warts.
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I think I've had enough of the animals,
Mommy.
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Okay. Who wants to play
pin the tail on the donkey?
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Your party sucks ass, Mo.
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Hey, fuck you.
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- Fight!
- Fight!
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- Choke him out!
- Mo, that's enough. Stop it.
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Grampy! I knew you wouldn't let us down.
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Of course not, little buddy.
Check out the clown, kids.
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Just keep your distance.
He doesn't smell very "clowny" just yet.
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Oh, great entertainment for the kids,
Ricky.
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A clown that smells like booze and shit.
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He has a sock duct-taped in his mouth.
Classy.
234
00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,770
It's better than what you fucking did.
235
00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:52,655
And it's all part of the act, Sarah.
So mind your own fucking business.
236
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:55,376
Yo, what's up, dudes?
We got the birthday food.
237
00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:59,828
Yeah.
238
00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:02,536
What in the fuck is all over you?
Did you get banged by a snurf?
239
00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:05,285
- I drank paint, dude, remember?
- Yeah, and he's sweating it out.
240
00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:08,455
- Epic.
- Whoa, that's insane.
241
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:12,501
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.
I've fucking seen it all now.
242
00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,673
You're the bestest Grampy ever.
243
00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:18,000
Thanks, little Mo-Mo.
Okay, kids. I need to get high,
244
00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:21,163
so I'm gonna do a few bottle tokes,
gonna get the clown to clean his shit pipe
245
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,070
and then it's party time!
246
00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:26,750
When I suggested getting a clown
from out front of Frudy's hair salon,
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I was thinking more
about helping a poor homeless fella out
248
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with a couple bucks.
249
00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:33,418
Not kidnapping him
and literally scaring the shit out of him.
250
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,500
I mean, the party was going okay
for a bit, but…
251
00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:38,633
once Ricky forced the clown
to swallow 40-yards of rags
252
00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:42,208
and puke his goddamn guts up,
I mean, things went fucky.
253
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,750
Gross. Some went in my mouth.
254
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,210
Hey, what's up, birthday boy?
255
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:52,170
This party's starting to suck ass again,
Uncle Julian.
256
00:10:52,708 --> 00:10:53,628
Can you fix it?
257
00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:55,418
What? The party's not that bad.
258
00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:58,825
Oh, Jesus.
This is a fucking terrible existence.
259
00:10:58,916 --> 00:11:01,876
To hell with this! I'm outta here.
Shoot me if you wanna.
260
00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:03,358
- I don't give a fuck.
- Dick!
261
00:11:03,382 --> 00:11:04,998
- You're an alcoholic!
- You're garbage!
262
00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,423
- Have another drink.
- You suck.
263
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,900
- Lame.
- Don't worry, little buddy.
264
00:11:07,924 --> 00:11:09,671
I got your back.
Everything's gonna be okay.
265
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:12,080
Fucking Julian.
Always gotta be the big hero.
266
00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:15,416
- Cory, get the fuck over here right now.
- What's up, dude?
267
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,290
Listen. You know how ever since we met,
268
00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,665
- I've thought you were a dick, right?
- Yeah, dude.
269
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:22,130
What if there's a way to change that?
What if there's a way
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00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:24,328
we could hang out together,
just you and me
271
00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:26,996
for part of an afternoon
sometime this year?
272
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:27,923
You just have to do
273
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,580
- one little thing for me.
- Done.
274
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:32,496
If the almighty,
big fucking tough show-off Julian
275
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,263
thinks he's taking over
my gramson's party,
276
00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:35,591
he's got another thing running.
277
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:36,925
Not this fucking time.
278
00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:40,038
If anyone's gonna show my gramson
how to fucking party, it's me.
279
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:46,210
All right, kids. Who wants to see
the rainbow-colored dancing guy?
280
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,785
Work up a good sweat
so you get some colors flowing.
281
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,075
- Remember our deal.
- I got this, dude.
282
00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:54,581
Okay, hit it, Roc-Pile.
283
00:11:55,083 --> 00:12:00,133
♪ Happy birthday motherfucker
Happy birthday♪
284
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,788
♪ It's Mr. Finch
Listen to what I'm saying♪
285
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:05,455
♪ Jacob's son looks like a fucking alien♪
286
00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:08,131
♪ We gonna raise the roof
We gonna tear down the walls♪
287
00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:10,828
♪ But watch your sack
Mo might shoot up your balls♪
288
00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:13,416
♪ Happy birthday motherfucker
Happy birthday♪
289
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,420
♪ Happy birthday♪
290
00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,746
Boo!
291
00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:21,833
The beats are dope, but, like, you suck.
292
00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,576
Get off the stage, arsehole!
293
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:27,003
Start sweating some fucking colors, Cory,
or the deal's off.
294
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,673
I'm trying, dude, but I'm too bloated.
295
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,750
Hey, kids, who wants to see
these two idiots
296
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,633
slap the shit out of each other?
297
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,463
I can't hit Cory, Julian.
298
00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:40,421
Julian, you can't treat your friends
like their cocks in a cockfight.
299
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,580
- Ow. What the heck, Cory?
- Nice slap, Cory.
300
00:12:42,604 --> 00:12:44,434
That's gonna leave a mark.
301
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:45,923
Quit it, dude.
302
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,790
Reggie, thank fuck. It's Ricky.
We got a bit of a situation at the park.
303
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:52,825
You got any kind of fucking bouncy castles
or anything like that for kids
304
00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:56,326
I can rent off you for a birthday party?
This is a fucking emergency, brother.
305
00:12:56,416 --> 00:13:00,036
Jeez, salamander snatch.
This place ain't no fucking Disneyland.
306
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:03,495
Sorry, bud. No can help.
Now, wait a second there, turtle tits.
307
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:07,293
I do have some old stuff left here
from the Bill Lynch Fair.
308
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:10,625
I mean, it's a bit fucking rusty,
but it's got a good diesel on her.
309
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,308
Should just fire up no problem.
310
00:13:12,332 --> 00:13:16,125
Oh, fuck, I love you.
Get it the fuck over here, you crow-comer.
311
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,578
- Dude, quit it!
- Stop the fight!
312
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:23,205
Boys, what the fuck did I say
about feeding him oil-based paint?
313
00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:26,711
If by some miracle this doesn't kill him,
I hope the fuck you realize
314
00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:29,631
this could gointo his pigments,
and he could stay this color forever.
315
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,998
He's fine, Bubs. You're fine, right, Core?
316
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:34,458
Dudes…
317
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,790
I think my body…
is losing control of itsel...
318
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:41,535
Awesome. Let it all out, buddy.
This is gonna make us a fucking fortune.
319
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:44,625
You're not fucking putting this online.
Are you crazy?
320
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,668
Julian, people will be doing
the piss and shit rainbow challenge
321
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:50,500
on YouTube because of you.
People could fucking die.
322
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:58,670
Hey, Mo, check it out.
Look at the surprise Grampy got for you.
323
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,750
Whoa!
324
00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:03,916
Okay, let it down easy right there, Reg.
325
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:05,876
You are the fucking man!
326
00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:08,458
What do you think, honey?
Your old man come through or what?
327
00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:12,631
- Uh, Dad, it looks like...
- It looks like absolute shit.
328
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,128
There's no fucking way
329
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:17,918
these kids are getting on that fucking
rusty, old deathtrap, Ricky.
330
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,880
Really? Well, first of all,
you're not in charge of my gramson,
331
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:23,239
so you can go fuck yourself
and go jump in a swamp, Sarah.
332
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,458
Bubbles can easily make this thing
safely for the kids.
333
00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:28,131
My uncle Bubbles can fix anything, guys.
334
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,628
Can't you, Uncle Bubs?
335
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:33,423
I guess I could.
Anything for my little Mo-Mo.
336
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,208
See, Sarah? Fuck you.
337
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,251
It's time to get this party
fucking started, kids.
338
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,920
You dirty cocksucker!
339
00:14:43,541 --> 00:14:46,131
Look at this fucking rust bucket,
would you?
340
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,828
Reggie says he can get the diesel fired up
no problem,
341
00:14:48,916 --> 00:14:51,826
but the bearings are shot on a bunch
of the up-and-down control arms,
342
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:55,326
calliope's completely fucked,
there's mutilated horse bodies.
343
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,956
This thing's a goddamn nightmare.
I've got her jimmy-rigged for now,
344
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:02,921
but this is just like putting a Band-Aid
on a goddamn gunshot wound.
345
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,830
Who wants a hot dog?
346
00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:09,581
Oh, my fuck. These are so fucking spicy.
347
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:12,326
Cory, these aren't hot dogs.
They're fucking sausages.
348
00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:13,716
The kids can't eat these.
349
00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:16,751
- Ah, my mouth!
- Same tube of meat, dude, different name.
350
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,423
What the frig is going on here?
351
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,710
Does this shit-go-round
belong to you, Ricky?
352
00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:22,751
What's it to you, you gigantic fuck guppy?
353
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,923
- You need a permit for that friggin' thing.
- Yeah?
354
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,300
The crane tore up the pavement.
355
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,963
Yeah? Well, you need a permit
to suck my cock. Since you did that,
356
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,121
I guess we're fucking even.
357
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,956
This is bullshit, Ricky.
You're having this all repaved,
358
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:33,961
you're paying for it,
359
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:36,171
and you're getting the frigging lines
put back on.
360
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,380
I got an idea, Randy.
361
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,578
Why don't you suck the lines
off my paved cock right now?
362
00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:41,966
That's frigging it!
363
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,841
- You are going down right now.
- Yeah? Come on.
364
00:15:43,916 --> 00:15:46,156
- Let's go, now!
- Take your fucking pants off. Go ahead.
365
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:47,408
Oh, I'm taking them off, Rick.
366
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,178
- I'm gonna go.
- Not scared of you.
367
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,541
- I'm not scared of you either.
- You're fucking going down.
368
00:15:51,544 --> 00:15:52,904
You are frigging done, Ricky.
369
00:15:52,987 --> 00:15:54,826
Whoa.
370
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,575
Are those spicy Italian jumbos?
371
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:01,456
Where the frig did you guys find those?
They stopped making them years ago.
372
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:02,671
Can I have one, please?
373
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,630
They're all yours, fatty. They're gross.
374
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:07,458
No, the sausages are for the kids,
you fucking tuna twat.
375
00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:08,581
Get the fuck out of here.
376
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:11,036
Wait. Holy shit, Randy.
Do that again, man.
377
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:12,758
Sure.
378
00:16:13,666 --> 00:16:16,706
Jesus Christ, man. How many do you think
you can swallow like that?
379
00:16:16,791 --> 00:16:17,831
A shit ton.
380
00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:19,876
Yeah, I wonder
what you're pretending they are.
381
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,788
Just a second. I've gotta set this up.
We're in Sunnyvale Trailer Park,
382
00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,705
and Randy's about to break
the world record for eating sausages.
383
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:30,130
Come on, Randy. For fuck's sake,
this is lame. Come on!
384
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,668
Sorry, Julian.
I just gotta find my rhythm.
385
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,920
Do you have any ketchup or mustard,
or something I could lube them up with?
386
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,300
Lube what up?
387
00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:39,206
What in the fuck is happening here?
388
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,421
I found some mayonnaise.
389
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,130
Mayonnaise? Okay, just...
390
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,168
Does anyone else see a fucking problem
with this?
391
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,040
No, Bubs, man. This is perfect.
392
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,415
Dip them right in there, Randy.
Right to the base, bud.
393
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,383
Holy fuck, run. Randy's gonna blow.
394
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,961
What? Are you choking, Randy?
He's choking!
395
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,540
Oh, my fuck. Does anybody know
how to do the hind-lick remover?
396
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,625
Julian, get in here. We need your muscles.
397
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,378
For fuck's sake, hold my phone.
398
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,543
Hurry up. Get behind him and squeeze him.
399
00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:13,205
I'm not getting behind him
and squeezing him. It'll turn him on.
400
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:14,631
Well, he's fucking turning blue.
401
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:17,828
So you either turn him on,
or he's turning off. For good!
402
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:20,376
No, you gotta spoon him.
Get in there nice and close
403
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:23,458
with those big boa constrictor arms
and wrap them around him.
404
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,841
For fuck's sake.
405
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:27,538
It's not working.
406
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,995
The sausage must have bonded
to the esophageal wall.
407
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,793
- You gotta use a pumping motion, Julian.
- Pumping motion?
408
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,555
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- You gotta fucking pump him!
409
00:17:35,579 --> 00:17:38,699
Get a rhythm going like you're rocking
a car stuck in the mud.
410
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:41,633
Jesus Christ.
411
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:44,011
He's getting hard.
Just so everyone's aware.
412
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,171
What? Hard?
413
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,790
He's just getting a little hard, Julian.
Don't stop. We're losing him.
414
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:53,421
Oh, my fuck. We need more pressure
on the center of the gut.
415
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,800
Bend him over the picnic table.
416
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,375
Use the edge to focus more torque
on the belly.
417
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,168
Jesus, this is so fucked!
418
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:02,330
Come on, Julian. Pump him hard.
You can fuck harder than that.
419
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:05,876
Not enough surface area.
You gotta go belly to back on him, Julian.
420
00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:07,628
For fuck's sake, Bubbles!
421
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,958
Grip the edge of the picnic table
and really fucking give it to him!
422
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:12,381
Fucking hammer him!
423
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,133
That's it, Julian.
424
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:19,966
Teach him a lesson.
425
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,578
Oh, thank fuck!
426
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,800
You saved him.
427
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,175
Holy frig.
428
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,923
Did you see that, everybody?
429
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
You just saved my life, Julian.
430
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:37,325
Sorry about that.
It just does that sometimes.
431
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,916
Jesus, he is hard.
432
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,710
You're my hero, Julian.
433
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:44,081
Randy, get that fucking thing off my leg
right now, or I'll kill you myself.
434
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:49,496
Julian.
435
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,788
Here we go again.
The perfectly fucking glorious Julian
436
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:56,125
saves the day and becomes a big superhero
to all the fucking land.
437
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,628
Fuck, he pisses me off.
Oh well, as they say,
438
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:01,208
success is a revenge.
So it's time to show everybody
439
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,381
what kind of success
old Ricky boy's got in storage.
440
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:07,458
Jesus shimmering turtle cocks, there.
Okay, I think I got it.
441
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:08,841
Fire in the fucking hole.
442
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:13,003
Just fucking with you there,
sheep shitter.
443
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:15,583
- Here she goes.
- Right fucking on, Reg.
444
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:16,706
This is lame.
445
00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:19,291
Faster, Grampy, faster.
Come on, speed it up.
446
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,455
I like how you're thinking, birthday boy.
447
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:25,291
Be careful, Ricky. This thing doesn't have
a governor on it that I can see.
448
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:29,955
Yeah, I stripped that off this thing
years ago to put it on an old golf cart.
449
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:32,381
It's fine.
The kids wanna go faster.
450
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,288
Oh fuck!
451
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,175
Now we're talking.
452
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,466
Now what?
453
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,880
Dad, what are you doing? Turn it off.
454
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,003
Mo-Mo, does your arm hurt?
455
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,875
Nope. Just my hand,
my wrist, and my elbow.
456
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,258
Okay, everyone.
457
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,745
That's it. The party is over.
Call your moms.
458
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:56,133
What the fuck did you shut it down for,
Bubs?
459
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:59,328
You didn't see the kids getting flung
six ways from fucking Sunday?
460
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,496
Well, yeah, but I was getting gold, man.
461
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:03,461
Erased.
462
00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:04,841
What the fuck?
463
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:09,080
Julian, greed has completely taken over
the common sense gene in your head, bud.
464
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,996
- What are you talking about?
- You know what?
465
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:14,333
You just don't get it. I give up.
I don't give a fuck.
466
00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:18,166
You post whatever the fuck you want,
you big, greedy, muscly bastard.
467
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,580
Greedy? Who's fucking greedy?
468
00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:23,666
Everything I do, I do for all of us,
and you know it, man.
469
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,050
Yeah.
470
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,290
How's that looking, Cory?
That looks like a pretty good match.
471
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,995
I think you need to go
a couple shades blacker, dude.
472
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,633
Like, Darth Vader black.
473
00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:37,416
Yeah, that's perfect, dude.
474
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,800
You wanted to talk to me?
475
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,455
Just wanted to let you know
476
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:42,421
that your viral video's catching on
as we speak.
477
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,133
Uh, what video?
478
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:45,753
What's it matter what video?
479
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:48,133
As long as it's viral
and it's making money.
480
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,878
Isn't that your rule, Julian?
481
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,128
Bubs, come on.
482
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,748
No. Anyway, I'm just…
483
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:56,543
letting you know it's catching on
and cash will be rolling in pretty soon.
484
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:59,285
What fucking video
are you talking about, Bubs?
485
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:03,208
Yeah, don't act like
you don't fucking like this, Randy.
486
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:05,791
You like big Julian coming aboard you.
487
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,535
Bubs, what the fuck is this?
488
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:13,128
"Muscular man saves overweight bisexual
wiener choker
489
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:15,668
with sexual Heimlich thrust maneuver"?
490
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,170
Are you fucking kidding me?
491
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:20,170
I embellished the dialogue a tiny bit,
but look at the numbers.
492
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,420
I mean,
it's already made probably 40 bucks.
493
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:26,000
You gotta take this down, man.
What if the boys in jail see this, huh?
494
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:29,133
Oh, you want me to take it down, do you?
Even though it could make money.
495
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,998
Isn't that all that matters to you,
Julian?
496
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,633
Just take it the fuck down.
497
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,578
Yeah, okay. I'll take it down, but…
498
00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:36,666
I'm taking it down
'cause you're my best friend
499
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,420
and I don't wanna embarrass you.
500
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,080
Jeez, I don't know, though, Julian.
501
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,456
What if this thing goes viral,
right through the roof?
502
00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:45,251
Look at that.
It just jumped up another 1,000 views.
503
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,333
Just made more money.
504
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:49,825
- I say we leave it up.
- Okay. You made your point here, okay?
505
00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:50,786
Look, I'm sorry.
506
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,915
Friends are more important than money,
I get it.
507
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,500
Now just delete this fucking thing.
508
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:56,495
Like a bronco.
509
00:21:58,041 --> 00:22:00,751
Oh, my fuck. It's broken?
510
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:03,003
Well, at least it's a clean break.
511
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,003
Your grampy is a piece of shit.
512
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,883
Mo, I feel like shit.
I'm so sorry, buddy. Fuck me.
513
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,878
- You made today perfect, Grampy.
- What are you talking about?
514
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:14,043
My friends said
it was the best party ever.
515
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,536
And the girls are gonna like my cast.
516
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:18,875
Oh, actually, that's true.
Girls do like the cast.
517
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,478
When I was a kid, I tried to jump off
the school roof skydiving,
518
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,421
broke my legs. The fucking girls loved it.
519
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:26,000
Actually, I got banged that year.
How old are you now?
520
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,503
He's not doing any banging yet, ew!
521
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:29,883
Now, say good night to Grampy.
522
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,826
I want you to be the first one to sign it,
Grampy.
523
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,075
Fuck, I'd be honored, Gramson.
524
00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:38,076
Thanks for trying so hard today, Dad.
525
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,126
You really are a good grandfather.
526
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:42,208
Oh, I appreciate that, Trin. Thanks.
527
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,541
Oh, my fuck. These are the good ones.
528
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:46,785
You can get really fucked up
off these ones.
529
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,540
Oh, yeah. I missed these fucking things.
530
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:53,496
What?
531
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:17,673
Oh, fuck.
532
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:19,420
Jesus Christ!
533
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,633
Fuck off.
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