All language subtitles for Shameless (US) - 03x11

[Drunk] This is what you... (Indistinct)
last (Indistinct)...

I'm thinking about
going back to medical school.

Dr. Jimmy, huh?

We're celebrating Fiona's
impending marriage to a doctor.

Oh, wow. Really?

- You can come with me.
- To Michigan?

Good luck
convincing her to move.

Fiona?

Estefania, dammit, your wife.

A man has few things
of real value in this life.

His family.
The value of his word.

Are you a man of your word?

You don't live here anymore.

You still someone I can trust?

Mickey getting married.
Does that make sense to you?

She works at Garden Spring Spa,

if you call jerking off
random dudes "working."

Terry made Mickey fuck her
to fuck the gay out of 'em.

I know what he felt with me.

You can't fake that.

- What'd you hit?
- Girl at school.

I wasn't very nice to Karen.

She was so happy
when she got that text from you.

Text?

The night of the accident
when she came to meet you.

You're taking Mandy
for granted.

She's kind.
She's devoted.

She's not someone
whose feelings you can ignore.

Should we be
planning for the worst?

I've seen miracles.
They do happen.

Keep engaging her.

Let her know you're here.

You're a prince, Jody.

I think that you're her prince.

I took her prince.

She believed
in the kiss of true love.

[Gasps]

Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

[High Strung's
The Luck You Got]

♪ ♪

♪ Think of all the luck
you got ♪

♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪

♪ You were beaming
once before ♪

♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪

♪ What is this downside ♪

♪ that you speak of? ♪

♪ What is this feeling ♪

♪ you're so sure of? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Round up the friends
you got ♪

♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪

♪ You were willing
once before ♪

♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪

♪ What is this downside ♪

♪ that you speak of? ♪

♪ What is this feeling ♪

♪ you're so sure of? ♪

[Inhales, groans]

Oh, Jesus.

You look like a baby rabbit
when you sleep.

Exactly what every man
wants to hear

first thing in the morning.

[Laughs]

You awake long?

A while.

This whole Ann Arbor thing--

we can make it work.

Been doing some research.

Worldwide Cup
has an office in Canton

only 18 miles from campus.

- Wow.
- I know, right?

I'm gonna see
if they need help.

And the public schools there

are a hell of a lot better.

I called a couple.

They actually
answered the phone.

They said that Debbie and Carl
could transfer mid-year.

They're so nice about it.

I just don't want
the kids resenting me

for making them
leave their friends at school.

What friends?
Lip's graduating.

I'm not sure what to do
about Ian yet,

but I'll ask him
when he's feeling better.

- And the house?
- Sublet it, maybe.

I don't know yet.

Wow. I mean,
you've really turned a corner.

[Chuckles] Yeah.

- Morning.
- Mm.

You never
came to bed last night.

Yeah, no, sorry,
I got sucked into, um...

Zambian women's boxing.

Muscular women
make me feel funny.

Sounds hot.

Can you hurry up and get ready?

I want to get to school early.

Gonna swipe
some bags of tater tots

from the cafeteria
for Mickey's wedding.

Okay, I'll be right up.

Late start this morning, guys.

- Sorry, you're on your own.
- Oh, thanks, Debs.

We're out of peanut butter.

Is Ian staying home
from school again today?

Yes, he is.
His stomach is still messed up.

- Any more pop tarts left?
- Carl finished them.

- He ate three.
- I'm a growing boy.

"Little Broski" took a big-boy
dump on the big-boy toilet!

Hey! Mwah!

We're gonna celebrate
by walking to the store

for some butt wipes.

And peanut butter
and pop tarts.

And tampons. Sorry.

And make sure he wears a hat.
It's getting cold.

- Tampons.
- Bye, family!

Bye, Fiona!
Butch it up, dude.

[Growls]

Dude.

You gotta get up at some point.

I'm losing my mind. I--

I can't stop thinking
about the wedding.

All right,
last time I'm gonna say it.

Do yourself a favor.

Stay as far away from that
car wreck as humanly possible.

Okay?
It's not worth it.

Can you help me set up
this afternoon at the VFW?

Uh, no, you know what?
I promised I'd go to Sheila's.

You know,
Karen's getting home tonight.

- Gotta help set up.
- I'll help.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

Hey, wait, dude,
aren't you sick?

I don't get why Jody and Sheila

can't set up
Karen's shit by themselves.

Look, she needs
a lot of stuff, okay?

She can't even
walk by herself yet.

She's got frontal lobe damage.

The dude who hit her

probably doesn't even
have a scratch on him.

♪ I turn to stone ♪

♪ I can't go on ♪

♪ I'm so alone without you ♪

♪ it ended so ♪

♪ can't take the toll
without you ♪

♪ ♪

Go away.
This is my turf!

Your turf?
What is this,West Side Story?

You can't own a whole train car.
It's public property.

Sleeping in this car six years.

Pissed, puked, jizzed in it.

By law of bodily fluids,
it's mine.

[Chuckles]

Well, I'm not moving.

Stop it!

You're a terrible
homeless person.

I'm not homeless.
I have a home.

Then why didn't you
go there last night?

I was on my way there

when I sat down here
and accidentally fell asleep.

Bullshit. You look like a bum,
you smell like a bum.

I'm a passenger.

Get off my lawn.

All right!

I'm going!

To my house, where I live,

like a respectable human being.

I have labeled
the quarterly reports

from the last four years

with color-coded tabs,
stapled and collated.

And I've included double-sided
copies for the archive.

Oh, dang, maestro.

I was wondering
if you knew of any positions

opening up
in your Michigan office.

Uh, I could ask.
You leaving us?

My boyfriend might be
going to med school at U of M.

We're not sure yet.

Wow. That's terrific.

We'll be sad to see you go.

Me too.

Uh, sorry.

I don't know
if you're busy this weekend,

but my family has a cabin.

It's like a half an hour drive
north of here.

We go every year
during the fall,

we camp,
and toast marshmallows,

and kinda drink our faces off.

Uh...

Shit, so--

I'm doing this really,
really badly.

I am totally
inviting both of you

and the pile of kids you brought
to the softball game.

Real-- they'd have a great time.
How many are there total?

Two teens, two preteens,
and a toddler.

Perfect, I mean,
we've got extra tents,

we've got sub-zero
sleeping bags,

the little ones share a tent,

tell ghost stories,
while the adults

just get blitzed by the fire.

And I mean, tons of people
from work usually come.

It's great.

Sounds good.

My brothers
might have a wedding,

but I'll check
with the rest of the gang.

Yeah, cool. Let me know.

Okay.

[Phone plays sheep bleating]

What's that, Liam?

Is that the world's
most annoying sheep?

What's he saying?

[Imitates bleating]

[Cell phone rings]

Whoa.

- Whoa, are they there now?
- Who?

- The INS.
- No.

Then why are you calling me?

I have this stupid shoe
I bought, and it break.

And I tried to call to complain,
but they don't understand me.

You call, yeah?

No, Estefania,
this number's for emergencies.

I'm bored, Steve.

All I do, I sit here
with textbooks, go shopping,

I get bad sex with horny boys
with tiny pintinhos.

Okay, okay.

I will go to the store later.

- Come over.
- Okay, okay.

Gotta go.
Here, here, here.

[Phone plays pig oinking]
What's that? What's that, Liam?

Is that a piggy? A filthy,
snorting bacon machine?

[Oinks]

Wow. Can you do
cows and chickens too?

Not as good as your mom.

I have your mail.

Cable, utility, rent.
Your checkbook. Sign?

I have personal things
for you as well.

TV guide, architectural di--
anthropologie.

Is that for girls?

I also have this.

University of Michigan
enrollment notification.

Classes begin in January?

You opened my mail?
That's a felony.

So you were able
to convince Estefania to move?

It's-- um--

it's a work in progress.
I'm working on it. Just don't--

Ah, but Fiona's
aware of your plans, I assume.

You're getting careless.

Don't.

[Door opens] Hey.

Hey. Uh...
[Clears throat]

bad time?

No, just putting together
some baby stuff way prematurely.

- [Chuckles]
- What's up?

Um, I need your advice.

Well, if it's about infants,
college, or tiny dicks,

I'm the wrong guy.

Uh, no, it's, um--

it's about crazy.
You were married to once.

Why, is Mandy going
a little cuckoo for cocoa puffs?

Yeah, I think she ran over
Karen with her car.

What?

I think she-- she ran over
Karen with her car,

and also she-- she carries this
like huge stockpile of arms--

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

Your current girlfriend

ran over your ex-girlfriend
with a car?

Signs point to yes.
I mean, I--

I don't know. I don't know
what she's capable of.

Dude, you're at DEFCON 1.

You need to get
the fuck outta there.

Tell me how.

Very slowly.

You need to make her think
it's her idea.

Keep your distance.

Because once they get
behind the wheel,

there's no going back.

Okay. I mean, I'm--
I'm-- I'm gone a lot, you know?

They need a lot of help
over at Karen's, so--

Whoa, whoa, Lip, wait, wait.

Does Mandy know
you're going over there?

Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I told her--

- Lip, you can't
tell her that shit!

That's like waving the flag
in front of the bull!

- Well--
- Hide the car keys,

stop showering,
and you tell her nothing.

And whatever you do,
do not-- Lip.

Do not let her bone you,

because that oxytocin stuff
makes them adhesive.

You got it?

Yeah.

I'm not supposed to
talk to you.

- Fiona and Lip will be mad.
- Well, of course they will.

They treat me like a leper
because I'm "a bad father."

Yeah, right.

Tell you, you haven't
seen bad parenting

till you witness my mother
in her glory days.

Had this piece of wood
she called a retribution stick.

Flat side, skinny side.

If I did something small,
like steal an extra cookie

or piss in her shampoo bottle--
whack. Flat side.

But if I did something heinous,

like set fire to her bed
when she was napping,

or rat her out for her
garage gambling ring,

the skinny side.

Like a whip.

Whack! Whack!
Whack, whack, whack!

Whack! Whack!

Whack! But did I
throw that bitch

into the gutter
when she needed a home? No.

I brushed her hair.
I washed her saggy tits.

I irrigated her ulcers.

I nursed her
all the way to the grave.

But you people, making me
homeless in the dead of autumn?

After I got you through cancer?

I slept on a train last night!

Cool. Can I try that?

No! It's barbaric.
I have no place to go!

Do you get it?

I could sneak you
in the van tonight.

You'd do that for me?

You little piker, you.

You made it.

Chairs are over here,
and watch out for splinters.

You know, um,
Lip is still up Karen's ass.

It's getting old.

Yeah.

So, Svetlana.
She like, uh--

She's quiet.

And skinny, which is weird,

'cause he usually
bags fat chicks.

I do his laundry.

I apply to colleges for him,
and what the hell does Karen do?

Drools and farts.
I mean, come on.

Think he loves her?

She's brain-dead.

- I mean Mickey.
- I dunno.

Tons of guys
get chicks knocked up

and don't get hitched, so...

Dad's super excited.
Planned the whole thing.

Invited his buds
from the gun club.

It's kind of sweet.

[Chair clatters]

[Phone playing animal sounds]

Hey, look what I
stole from work.

Three cheers
for Captain Cappuccino.

Take some cream
with that hostility?

Oh, no, it's fine,
just whisk my best friend off

when I'm about to have a baby,
no biggie.

Whoa,
we're telling people already?

Not "people." Just V.

And Mike from work, who says
he'll look into transferring me.

Oh, don't get
your panties in a wad.

I know how
to keep my mouth shut.

Look, I'm happy for you.
I'm just sad for me.

Oh... don't worry,

we'll come visit
your li'l peanut once a month.

Or you could come stay with us.
[Cell phone ringing]

I found a couple four and five
bedroom houses online today.

Cheaper than Chicago.

Pizza!

Come get it while it's hot!

- Pizza!
- Pepperoni!

How was school?

We did fractions today.

Chew your food like a human.
[Phone whinnies]

So, Mike from the office

is planning this big
camping trip this weekend,

and we're all invited.

You wanna go?

- Yeah! Can we make s'mores?
- Uh-huh.

- And shoot raccoons?
- No.

Interested?

Love camping in theory,
except for the bugs,

and the dirt,
and the ground-sleeping.

But yeah, sounds great.

Mwah.

Well, caffeine addicts await.

Bye-bye, Dr. Jim.

So...

[Sighs]

you guys know
how Jimmy's thinking about

maybe going back to med school?

- Mm-hmm.
- No.

Okay, well,

if he does,

it would be in Michigan.

He'd leave us?

Or we'd go with him.

Maybe.

To Michigan.
What about school?

Well, it'll only be for a year.

And nothing's decided.

I just want you
to start thinking about it.

What about Frank?
We can't leave him here.

- Of course we can.
- But it's getting cold.

His thick layer of bullshit
will keep him warm.

[Cell phone ringing]

[Laughs] Mm.

Hello?

Jimmy's not here right now.
Can I take a message?

Oh, wow, where is it?

How many bathrooms?

A studio?

I will pass that on.

Who was that?

Ann Arbor Rentals.

The application
Jimmy put in went through.

What's a studio?

It's a one-room apartment,
Debs.

I thought you said
it wasn't decided yet.

How are we all
gonna fit in one room?

[Door opens]

They're here!
They're here!

They're here!

They're here!
[Gasps]

Welcome home!
Welcome home!

Look at you, sweet girl!

I'm gonna go grab her stuff.

Look at you.
You look so much better.

Oh, my gosh, the color's
back in your cheeks.

Are you happy to be home?

Yes. I--

This place is nice.
I remember.

Aw...

Hi, Lip.

Hi.

I-I'm, um...

I'm sorry we didn't
install the rails outside.

It's just been so wet.

Um, are you hungry?
I made smoothies.

I'll get you some.

[Door opens, closes]

Here we go.

What is this?

It's a smoothie.

[Slurping]

Ahh...

I like the cold on my throat.

And the tongue-taste.

What is this?

Well, it's a smoothie.

- Right.
- Oh.

[Inhales]

Mm, good night.

What did Dr. Ron
say about this?

She still has
most of her old memories,

she just can't form
any new ones.

Got some pamphlets
from the hospital.

Yeah, thanks.

Um, when's it go away?

Everyone's different, you know?

Could be permanent,
but I say we keep hope alive.

I got family down in Sedona.

They have
healing vortexes out there.

Alternative treatments
and stuff.

Oh, she just got home.

We don't know
what she needs yet.

She seems nicer though.

- Hey.
- Hey.

You left your phone at home.

You didn't have to come down
here to bring it to me.

- You got a weird phone call.
- From who?

Some lady from a--
from a rental place.

She said your credit's
been approved.

You can sign your contract on
your studio whenever you want.

Seems like a tight squeeze.
I mean, all of us in one room.

I filled out that application
form before we talked.

There was hardly anything
available on campus,

and it seemed like
a good opportunity.

So you put a deposit down.

I had to for them
to run the credit check.

On a studio apartment.

Okay, I guess I didn't
think it through.

What, have you signed up
for classes already?

Technically, I'm enrolled,
but it's complicated

- 'cause of my deferral.
- Hey!

Now might be a good time
for a little break-o.

So, you're going,
just like that?

Like I said, nothing's final.

But you had
no plans to bring us.

You've been slowly
backing away all along.

Think about it.

Isn't it so much easier
if I get a place over there

and come home on the weekends?

I mean, why uproot
the entire family?

- I can't even believe this.
- It's a four-hour train ride!

For one year,
it's totally doable!

You made the decision
without me,

as if it has
absolutely no effect on us.

Okay, and how is that
any different from what you did

when you decided to become
legal guardian of those kids?

You never once considered
how I'd be affected.

- Those kids are my life.
- No shit, Fiona.

And maybe if you would've
asked me, I woulda said, "yes.

Let's do this together."
But you didn't.

It didn't even
occur to you to ask me.

No, you have known from day one

what you were
getting into with me.

Right, I got sucked
into your world.

I bent to your rules.

I just assumed
that we'd eventually decide

how to move forward together
like couples do,

but there never was "we!"

What have I been doing?

Cooking, cleaning, laundry,
living in a goddamn slum!

[Laughs]

A slum?

You made me feel
like I could depend on you,

- and now it's a slum?
- Isn't it?

I got robbed at gunpoint
by a 12-year-old girl, Fiona!

Why don't you go find another
fuckin' place to sleep!

A fucking studio!

[Whistles]

Ahh. Old cigarettes
and skunk piss.

Here.

- Just crusts?
- That's all they had.

Well, what about breakfast?

Son...

I hope you never have to know

what it's like
to not have a home.

They'll get over it.
At least Fiona will.

I wouldn't count on it.

That ornery bitch
can hold a grudge.

People fuck up.
That's life.

Family is supposed
to be forever.

Supposed to take care of you
regardless of what you do.

That's the whole point,
otherwise why bother?

Christ!
[Bangs head]

There are vermin in here!

I'm your family.

You're right, son.
You haven't let me down.

When I was your age,

my pop took me
on my first heist.

We scored a hi-fi stereo,
about 600 bucks.

Booked a hotel,

blew all the dough
on room service and porn.

This was back
when you had to pay for it.

Man.
Those were the days.

I haven't thought
about that in years.

My foster gays
have a lot of nice stuff.

Your foster gays?

Cassius and Lanier.

Are you suggesting...

what I think you're suggesting?

- What do they got?
- iPods, computers...

- How often they there?
- They work weekends.

- Can you pick a lock?
- I have their security code.

Is that so?

That's all right.

[Rock music]

♪ ♪

♪ Well, I can't stand still ♪

♪ you got me in a spin ♪

♪ you know,
I can't stand still ♪

♪ you got me in a spin ♪

♪ you don't forget,
oh, such a spin ♪

♪ the meanest shake
that I could have ever been ♪

♪ you know
that I'm struggling ♪

♪ to pick myself
off the floor ♪

♪ you know
that I'm struggling ♪

Rise and shine.
We're going camping.

Pack some warm clothes, okay?

Gets cold by the lake at night.

Did you talk to Jimmy
about the studio yet?

No. Let's go.

[Knocks on door]

Good morning.

Let's go. Up and at 'em.

♪ ♪

Good morning, milk dud!

Hey! Hi!
We're going camping!

You want to go camping?
It's so fun.

There's playing,
and singing, and kids.

And there's dirt.
Oh, you love dirt!

Can I do your ears,
or do you still hate that?

My ears.

Where's Jody?

He's at the Wongs',
picking up Hymie.

Do you remember Hymie?

I remember.
The Asian mongoloid.

Actually,
we can call him a retard.

We've earned that right.

Do you want to
spend time with him?

Yes.

Oh, that's wonderful.

He is so special.

You know, I saw this movie
the other day

about babies around the world.

Do you know
that mothers in Africa

wipe their babies' dirty bottoms
on their knees?

- Where's Jody?
- At the Wongs'.

And then they use leaves
to scrape the poop off.

I mean, why not just use
the leaves in the first place?

I don't understand
why they're not

sick all the time over there
with all that bacteria.

Bacteria.

I'm hungry.

I'll make sandwiches
after this.

Where's Jody?

I understand.

[Knock on door]
Both: [Gasp]

- Jody.
- Aww.

It's cool, mom, I got this.

Both: [Giggle]

Okay, we ready?

I can't find the flashlights.

Check the closets.

Yeah, I did, like, three times.

- Where's Carl?
- Said he's not going.

He doesn't feel well.

Oh, you look like garbage.

You sick?

No temperature.

Should we stay home?

- No, I'm not that sick.
- No, no, no, please...

Can we still go?
Liam will be so sad.

[Sighs]

Okay, but stay in bed.
Drink fluids.

Hey, can you hold him
for a second?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get my coat on.

Okay.
Enjoy the wedding.

I can't wait
to hear the reports.

[Bottles jingle]

Jesus, Ian.

What time did you
get in last night?

- 3:00.
- Where were ya?

Out.
[Burps]

- Ew, gross!
- Okay.

Come on, upstairs.
Sleep it off.

[Exhales]

[Sighs]
Will someone please tell me

what the hell is going on
with that kid?

I'm sure he'll tell you
when he's ready.

I hope so.

- Okay, we are off.
- Okay.

Bye.

Bye, Debs.

- Bye!
- Bye!

Bye!

Nurture nature!

We haven't had sex
in over a week.

Yeah, I've, uh...

been a little distracted.

What the fuck?!

- Whatever you do...
- Hey--

Whatever you do...

do not...
do not...

let her bone you.

Hey--
[Grunting]

You belong here...

with me.

Not with that
fucking vegetable.

Aah!

[Panting]

Hey, man,
thanks for letting me crash.

Well, you just sorta
showed up, so...

What time did we
crap out last night?

I was in bed by 11:00.

You must have
passed out after 3:00,

'cause that's the last time
I heard the bathroom door slam.

Time five out of five,
each time louder than the last.

Hmm.

I'm-- I'm sorry, man.
I'm a mess.

- I got in this huge fight with--
- With your girlfriend.

We talked about it
for two hours straight.

Oh. Uh, hey,
what time is it?

1:30. I gotta split.
I'm on, uh, afternoon rotation.

You may as well finish that.

This door locks behind you
if you pull it hard,

- which you're awesome at, so...
- Okay.

[Exhales]

[Cell phone beeps]

Hey, uh, Kev, it's Lip.

Um...

look, I fucked up.
I, um--

I let her bone me. Just--
[Footsteps approaching]

call me back as soon
as you get this, all right?

- You okay in there?
- Yeah.

You sure?

Yeah, I'm just, uh,
a little backed up.

For 45 minutes?

Yup.

- Can I get you anything?
- No, please.

I'm-- I'm great. Okay?
I'm fine. Thank you.

I-I-I hate my dress.

I look like a drag queen.

You think Fiona would mind

- if I borrowed one of hers?
- Yes.

- She'd mind, or she'd let me?
- Mind!

Jesus!
Barge right in, why don't you?

What's going on?

I've got a lot
of stuff on my mind.

And you can't
talk to me about it?

No.

What time are you
gonna come tonight?

I don't know, late.
I got some shit I gotta do.

At Karen's?

Errands.

You know what?
Don't bother coming.

[Have Nots' All Or None]

♪ Never wanted nothing
other than ♪

♪ to sing along with you all ♪

♪ living under the radar ♪

♪ but now we're
cleaning up the rubble ♪

♪ from all the shit
we never wanted ♪

♪ it's the pride in a life that
we never wanted to amount to ♪

♪ and turned us into ♪

♪ an indebted and indentured
servant to the human race ♪

♪ force fed inherited
everything we couldn't take ♪

♪ ♪

Work it, Gallagher!
That's right, own that sack!

- Whoo!
- Hey!

What?
How long have you been here?

- Hi. Couple hours.
- Yeah?

Where you been?

Uh, I had to do a meat run.

Yeah, somebody accidentally
left the beef cooler

sitting on the driveway,
and by "someone," I mean me.

- [Laughs]
- You having fun?

It's my fourth.

Oh, very ni--
I will take that as a yes.

- Where's your peeps?
- Uh...

little redhead
is my sister Debbie,

and the little, brown baby
with the boogers

is my brother Liam.

[Laughs]
Nice, nice. Is that it?

Uh, yeah,
my brother Carl's sick,

my brother Ian has a hangover,

and my other brother Lip
had that wedding.

Gotcha, gotcha.

Where's your man?

[Laughs] Is that cup a perk?

Or did you
have to pay for that?

Hey, don't hate
'cause I get swag.

- Ah...
- Okay? I'm a full-timer.

Mm-hmm.

If you weren't
moving to Michigan,

- maybe you'd pull cups too.
- Well, shit.

How can I go now knowing that?

Well, shit,
I don't think you can.

Cheers.
[Chuckles]

Hey. Hop in.

I'll give you a ride.

Nando! Hey, wow!
When did you get here?

Early.

You f--

flew all the way from Brazil?

Miami.

I was there on business.

I'm ravenous.
We go eat?

[Rock music]

♪ She brought it down
from the big, big hill ♪

♪ shine your diamonds,
shine 'em, shine 'em ♪

♪ placed it
on your windowsill ♪

♪ shine your diamonds,
shine 'em, shine 'em ♪

♪ that cobra's
in the cave with you ♪

♪ shine your diamonds,
shine 'em, shine 'em ♪

You call me a punk for wanting
a boyfriend or whatever,

but you're gonna marry someone
who screws guys for a living?

Who gives a shit?

It's a fucking piece of paper.

Not to me.

[Scoffs]

Hey, come on-- look.

Just 'cause I'm getting hitched

doesn't mean
we can't still bang.

Okay?

All right?

If you give half a shit
about me, Mickey--

Hey, hey.

Half.

Don't do this.

And these stairs
lead to the side room,

and this is the hallway
to the bedroom.

This is the outside deck.

The living room, the kitchen,

the other bedroom,
and the front room.

My God, how big is this place?

- Big.
- Bastards.

There's no more marshmallows.

I hate that.

They give you, like,
ten in the whole bag.

- What if they catch us?
- Visualize success.

What if they dust
for fingerprints?

Always wear gloves.
Got one. [Chuckles]

It's a treasure chest.
That's a good omen.

What about DNA testing?

Nobody bothers with that
CSIcrap, not on a burglary.

Cops'll see these faggots,
they won't give three wet farts.

Are you with me?

Hmm.

Okay, one, two, three, go.

Eh, we'll get it next time.

Mmm.

You haven't taken
one bite, Steve.

All this food going to waste.

Mmm.

Now, tell me...

I hear reports of, um,
medical school.

Uh, going back in January.

I'm gonna become
a dermatologist or a surgeon.

Good.

Cosmetic surgery's
a rich field.

Very lucrative.
Much potential.

Indeed.

And this would require
a move to another state.

Only temporary. I'm-- I'm still
working out the details.

You know,
I-I really just want to do

what's best for everyone.

Well, it sounds like
you want to do

what's best for yourself.

Uh, but having a doctor
husband for Estefania

would be a great thing.

You know, in America,
doctors are seen as heroes.

I'm familiar with your culture.

But the point
being is it's--

it's all good, you know?
Ann Arbor's a great town.

There's lots of shops.

Mm.

And when was the last time
you've seen my daughter?

Uh, two days ago.

Why?

I saw her three hours ago.

In INS Holding.

I suppose you're not aware
she's being deported.

Wait, why? Why--

You missed an INS visit
yesterday, Steve.

Why didn't she call me?

Well, she tried.
You didn't pick up.

And she failed to impress
the authorities.

Didn't even know your birthday.

My birthday is Christmas!
How hard is that to remember?

And your mother's name.

This is my fault?
We did-- we did flash cards.

I can't be with her
every second.

[Sighs] I ask
so little of you, Steve.

So little.

Stay out of trouble.

Be attentive to my daughter.

Her presence in this country
is controversial.

You understand that.

We were under a microscope.
I thought I made that clear.

Look, I'm so sorry
this happened,

I just don't know what could've
been done to prevent it.

That's precisely
the problem, isn't it, Steve?

What now?

Well, what's done
cannot be undone.

Now I must grease many palms.

It will be dealt with.

[People cheering, chattering]

Wait, so you're telling me

you've never
been to a strip club?

No. Just the thought
of a lap dance

actually makes me woozy.

- [Laughs]
- Like, do I grope?

If-- how do I go about doing that
in, like, a non-offensive way?

Like, do I make eye contact,
or is that--

that could be insulting,
'cause I mean,

she works so hard on her body.

Wow, you really are
a gentleman.

I am hardly a gentleman.

I just have a problem
with forced intimacy.

Blame my mother.

Your mom was a stripper?

Mm-hmm.
[Laughs]

Still a stripper, by the way.

[Clears throat] 90 years old.

Takes her like 40 minutes
to unhook her bra,

but when she does, what a show.

[Laughs]

So, uh...

we sorta ditched the party.

Yeah, we sorta did.

I'm gonna make
three assumptions.

Fire away.

Okay, one,
you're as drunk as I am.

- Correct. Shh.
- [Laughs]

Two, you're as cold as I am.

Colder. Less padding.

I'm gonna ignore that.

- [Sighs]
- Three...

you're a gentleman.

False.

Quite the opposite.

Hmm.

Well, then you better
behave yourself,

because I am way too drunk
not to invite you

back to my tent right now.

God damn, Gallagher.

I oughta get you
pissed off more often.

So, what are we gonna do?

We gonna
tell everyone to leave?

Nah.

I'll go get
this shit over with,

and, uh, you can
wait here for me.

Shouldn't take
more than an hour, right?

You better be ready
for round two.

You're not seriously going
through with this, are you?

Why are you acting
like I got a choice in this?

This is bullshit.

Listen to me, Mickey.

Your dad is an evil,
psychotic prick.

You're just gonna
let him ruin your life?

You need to grow the fuck up.

Don't act like you know
a thing about my dad.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Not everybody
gets to just--

not everybody just gets to

blurt out how they fuckin' feel
every minute.

[Footsteps approaching]

Everyone's looking for you.

I'm having a fuckin' smoke.
Is that all right?

You just get here?

Yeah.

I didn't know you were coming.

Last-minute decision.

Come on.

[Mendelssohn's Wedding March]

♪ ♪

[Beeping]

[Have Nots' Dead Man]

♪ ♪

♪ Dead man walking
like a wind-up toy ♪

♪ plodding, never plotting for
the things that bring him joy ♪

♪ living in the movies
like he's celluloid ♪

♪ and then it's over ♪

♪ so roll the credits now ♪

♪ dead man standing
single file in every line ♪

♪ gave up on the searching ♪

♪ he was scared
of what he'd find ♪

♪ but I don't wanna live
like I'm headed to the grave ♪

♪ no, I don't wanna
live that way ♪

♪ got a purpose and a plan ♪

♪ and I don't wanna live
like a dead man ♪

♪ ♪

Both: [Panting, moaning]

Ah!

What, what?
You okay?

What am I doing?
What am I doing?

Do you want to stop?
We can stop.

- I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry.

We got carried away, all right?
These things happen.

I don't know what I'm doing.

You're using me for revenge.

Am I?

I'm not saying that I mind.
I-I-I do not mind.

I just recognize the impulse.

He was planning on
going to Michigan without me.

Oh, shit.

He acted like he was
gonna take all of us,

but it's not even
the first time that he's lied.

I closed my stupid eyes to it

'cause I wanted it
to work so bad.

Your eyes aren't stupid.

[Sighs] Oh, I'm an idiot.

Just because
someone dumps on you

does not mean you deserve it.

Tell me that
when someone's dumping on you.

Eve?

That's my wife.

Ex-wife. God.

Papers went through last week.

I'm kinda too chicken
to get it removed,

so I'm thinking about
making it into a bigger word.

- [Chuckles]
- Like, uh...

"Sleeve" maybe.
[Laughs]

"Eleven."
I don't know.

Both: [Laugh]

I guess you're lucky
her name wasn't "Ocksucker."

Both: [Laugh]

Yeah.

Yeah.

When did you know
when it was over?

When she started
going to the gym every day.

[Sighs] You?

Without a hitch.

Son, you did good.

[Whispers] Close the door.
Close the door.

How much you think
it's all worth?

I don't know.
Maybe 3 grand?

- Really?
- Damn straight.

Hey, let's celebrate.

Go cook us up some spaghettios.

Lis-- listen, I know
that I got sloppy, Nando,

but I will fix it.
Just tell me what I can do.

Run-- run drugs,
steal cars,

you know, my dad has connections
in the government.

He's a powerful man.

He supported
immigration legislation--

So much traffic today.
Are the cubs playing?

It's-- you know what?

It's a good thing
this happened, actually.

I mean, not entirely,
of course,

but I-I'm completely clear
on the rules.

You know, I'm absolutely
on the same page as you.

I mean, thank you for that.
Truly. Truly.

Oh, let's go see who that is.

Oh, hey!

I'm just finishing up
Karen's favorite snack.

Snickerdoodle cupcakes.

She's upstairs.

Um, but hey, um, you don't need

to install the motion lights

because Jody is taking
Karen and Hymie to Sedona

to live near
the vortexes, so...

It's fine.
They're gonna be near family.

And she is his wife, after all.

Is-- is Mrs. Wong
okay with Hymie leaving?

Well, she's his mother,

and babies belong
with their mothers, so...

You go on up.
I'll be right there with snacks.

[Chuckles]

Hey.

How you feeling?

[Exhales]

Your mom says you're moving.

I am?

Yeah, to Arizona?

Oh.

The Grand Canyon.

Cactuses.

Right.

Hey...

I know you're in there.
It's just us now, okay?

We can talk.

Hey, uh...

you remember that day

we, uh-- we got drunk

and, uh,
ran around Lincoln Park

setting off all the alarms
on the Priuses?

Yeah.

And then we, um--

we climbed the Lincoln statue

and gave Old Abe some, uh,
lipstick with red sharpie.

Yeah... yeah.

Yeah, you were, uh,
fucking fearless.

And a total shithead.

I remember, um, you made me
go down on you that night

in the bathroom of Bennigan's.

You remember all that?

Yes.

But...

I can't feel.

Feel what?

Stuff.

Inside.

I, uh...

I don't know what that means.

I can't explain.

But...

it's okay.

Are there snacks?

Mandy.
Mandy did this. Okay?

Mandy hit you with the car
and fucked you up forever!

All right?
Because of me.

Mandy Milkovich.

Yes.

Do you understand me?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Do you know who hit you?

No.

Are there snacks?

♪ Lady in red ♪

[People chattering]

♪ is dancing with me ♪

♪ cheek to cheek ♪

♪ there's nobody here ♪

Mandy!

Come here.

[Laughs]
Couldn't stay away, could you?

You ruined Karen's life!

You're a jealous,
demented cunt, Mandy!

Seriously!

All right? We're done!

I did it for you, you prick.

I did everything for you,
but you're so fucking blind.

You know what, don't sweat it.

We were done
before you got here.

This is Kenyatta.

He's my date.

I just swallowed his load
in the bathroom.

Can you taste it?

He did it.

He got married.
To a woman.

I told you
not to come here, okay?

You try sitting on your ass
while the person you love--

No, I'm sorry, I mean
the guy you've been fucking

gets married
to some random commie skank!

Fuckin' commie!

♪ You were amazing ♪

♪ never seen
so many people-- ♪

Let's go.

Get out of the car.

[Sniffles]

Okay.

Be a man.
Just this once.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Deep breath.

- [Breathes deeply]
- Chin up.

Get onto the boat.

Can I just make
one phone call to Fiona?

Please?

[Cell phone splashes] Fuck.

[Engine growling]

I don't think
I'm gonna make it.

We're so close.

I gotta lay down
for a little bit.

Ian, hey, stop.
No! We're here!

I'm gonna puke.

[Police radios]

We know you've been stealing...

Fuck.

- Kid, settle down.
- Hey, whoa, can I help you?

Who are you?

I'm his brother.
What's going on?

We have reason
to believe this child

may have robbed
his former foster parents

while they were
at work this afternoon.

Yeah?
What proof you got?

He had a special security code
assigned to him.

He's the only one
that knows it.

All right, as far as I can
tell, that's not evidence.

Get your fuckin'
hands off him, man.

His code was a series
of four letters.

C-A-R-L.

Take your fuckin' hands
off him, man!

He's just a fucking kid!

All right,
that's enough of that.

Step back, sir.

Take your hands
off the officer right now!

Step away from the officer.

It's gonna be okay.

This kid stole
from people, all right?

- We're taking him in.
- You're ta-- he's a fucking kid!

Do not touch the officer.

- Step back right now!
- Carl, come here!

If you interfere again,
I will arrest you!

Do not touch him!

Why are you being
so rough with him?

You are gonna have to--

Why is he being
so fucking rough with him?

You touch him again,
I will arrest you!

Whoa, whoa.
Good evening, gentlemen.

- Are you the parent?
- Why, yes, I am.

What the fuck
are you doing here, Frank?

I'm coming home.

We're taking your son
in for questioning.

He didn't do the heist, I did.

You see?
Shiny, but a little bit big.

I also got a boatload
of electronics-- those sold fast.

Did you know that Chicago
has several 24-hour pawn shops?

He-- he didn't--
he's innocent.

I forced him
to give me the code.

Didn't I?
Son, tell 'em.

Oh, my God.
He's dumber than a bag of hair.

He couldn't pull off a band-aid,
much less a robbery.

Okay, here.

Cuff me,
before I get disorderly.

[Handcuffs click]

Be brave, son!

Order room service.

[Rock music]

♪ ♪

What happened?
[Siren wails]

♪ ♪

Hell froze over.

♪ I... ♪

♪ am just a beggar ♪

[Dials phone]

[Phone line rings]

Hey, it's Steve.
Leave some words.

[Beeps]

Hey, it's me.

[Scoffs]
Five kids at med school.

What was I thinking?

And you're right.
We live in a slum.

It's a four-hour train ride.
That's nothing.

We can make this work.

We have to.

I love you.

Call me.

[Sighs]

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