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We should put Irene and this guy in here.
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Yeah, we probably should.
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You know where the dustpan is?
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They've just gotten together,
they'll be at it like rabbits.
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Behind the refrigerator.
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No, it's not.
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Yeah, like when she and J.T. first got
it on, when we lived on Mass Ave.
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Or maybe out on the porch.
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Listen, I already did the kitchen.
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-You did?
-Yeah, it just looks like that.
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You could do the bathroom, though.
The Ajax is in the cabinet.
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So those guys get a bedroom,
and we get a bedroom.
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Listen, you think we ought to put
the mattress on the floor in here?
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-You know how the frame collapses.
-Only if you go jumping around on it.
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Do we have a sponge?
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That's why they're getting a room.
For jumping around.
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-We should put it on the floor.
-I don't know.
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This guy of Irene's might not be
the mattress-on-the-floor type.
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All she said on the phone was that he
worked in the senator's office with her.
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-He might be 40.
-No.
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Yeah, he might be one of those boyish types
with graying hair.
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We probably should have gotten some
Jim Beam or Johnnie Walker.
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God, I hope not.
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Maybe we should leave it up on the frame.
I'll just warn Irene.
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We'll tack up a sign: "All sex acts
must be performed on the floor.
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The management."
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That leaves Frances with J.T.
out in the living room.
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Frances will be pleased to hear that.
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Maybe this year she'll make her move.
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Beautiful.
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-Come here.
-Hey.
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-You want a ride?
-I didn't recognize you. You got a new car.
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No, it's a different one.
It's pretty far from being new.
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You look like an album cover
out there with your guitar.
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Helps me get rides.
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Nobody figures they'll get bludgeoned
to death with a secondhand Gibson.
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You ought to get a new one,
update your image.
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No, old country boys never die.
They just move to L.A.
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-You're really going?
-I scraped the money together.
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-I got a bunch of new songs.
-I wanna hear them all.
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Oh, it's good to see you.
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How did we ever fit everybody
when Jeff and Maura came?
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Well, for a while Irene and J.T. were sleeping
together, which made it more convenient.
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Yeah, but that's when Frances
was with what's-his-name.
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-The one nobody could stand.
-Jeff liked him.
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No, different guy. The one nobody liked
was before the one that only Jeff liked.
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The way I feel, if we're taking the trouble
to rent this place every summer...
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...people ought to strike up a relationship
with whoever we put them in with.
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Right.
As long as I bunk with you.
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Where are the sponges?
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The sponges are
under the sink in the kitchen.
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Behind the Brillo pads.
Where they always are.
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Where they always are.
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It's not gonna freak you out, is it?
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Seeing your old boyfriend?
Not at all.
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I think what we're on is
this Kancamagus Highway here.
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"Boyfriend" isn't the term I'd use.
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I lived with J.T. for over a year.
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-He's the guitar player, right?
-Right.
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Can we be on the Kancamagus
if we haven't gone through Littleton?
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It won't bother me
if it won't bother you.
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It's not gonna bother me,
it's just that there are a lot of loose ends.
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Franconia, that's where we are.
Just south of Franconia.
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I mean, it's a little weird.
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We had this real nightmare of a relationship,
but I'm always glad to see him.
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That's weird, all right.
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Hi, my name is Michael.
I'm a friend of Lacey Summers.
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She said you have some comps for me.
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Lacey said you'd wanna be
about four back from the front?
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Fine.
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-How is she in this?
-Lacey?
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It's hard to say. I'm in it too.
It's hard to have any perspective.
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-Five, six. There you go.
-Thank you.
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It's the last night of the run,
everyone will be up for the show.
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-Mike! Hey! Mike! Michael!
-Hey, you guys!
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-Frances, you look terrific.
-So do you.
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-I wasn't expecting either of you yet.
-I stayed at my sister's in Boston last night.
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-Did you come up together?
-No.
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I was hitchhiking,
and this beautiful woman pulls up.
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Yeah, sure, I've heard that one before.
How's med school treating you?
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Well, doctors are assholes mostly,
but what else is new?
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Listen, I've got this
pain in my chest--
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Don't start.
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Hey, Irene and Chip here yet?
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Chip! That's it.
I was trying to remember.
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Katie said it was Skip, I said it was Biff.
What's he like?
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I don't know. I only met him once.
He seemed a little...
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...straight.
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What do you mean, straight?
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Well, I don't know, he's....
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Like prep-school straight or Army straight
or political straight, or what?
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Well, he works for that senator's office.
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Well, so does Irene.
She's not straight.
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Straighter than she used to be.
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Just pile it in the corner, J.T.
You got the floor again, sorry.
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Hell, I've been on more
floors than Johnson's Wax.
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J.T., you're the original
Westchester cowboy.
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You got the couch, Frances.
We figured we'd give the newly-whatevers--
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We figured we'd give them
the other bedroom.
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Get yourself a steady woman, J.T.,
and you can kiss the linoleum goodbye.
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So, what is he?
Boy Scout straight? Plaid-pants straight?
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Here.
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"Jacking and stowage instructions.
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One:
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Follow jacking and stowage instructions.
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Two: Use the jack only
when changing the wheels.
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Three: Never get under the car
when using the jack.
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Four: Do not start or run the engine
while the car is on the jack."
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Nervous?
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A little.
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Just act naturally.
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You just told me I should loosen up.
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Right. You should just act naturally and
like you always do, except a little looser.
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Looser.
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You mean, like, I should tell jokes?
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No. Not jokes.
Not your jokes.
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Look, these are my best friends.
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You get all kinds of points
just for being with me.
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So relax with them, that's all.
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Relax.
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For 200 miles you've been hinting
how I should clean up my act...
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...and now you tell me
I should just relax.
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-There's nothing to be nervous about.
-I am nervous.
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I hope we find a filling station soon.
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What's wrong with the woods?
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I'm allergic to pine needles.
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Hey, I thought you made it all
the way to Eagle Scout.
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You should have seen my skin.
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I saw you came prepared.
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The old plastic clam
in the overnight bag.
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Yeah. I decided to get off the pill.
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-What was it doing to you?
-Nothing to me.
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Only, let's see,
it was an exam question.
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Adverse reactions...
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...thrombotic disorders, nausea, vomiting,
bloating, break-through bleeding...
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...edema, malasma, suppressed lactation,
cholestatic jaundice...
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...migraine, nervousness, fatigue,
loss of scalp hair, itching...
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...hirsutism, changes in breast size,
appetite, libido, weight and sleeping habits...
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...dizziness, backache
and mental depression.
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Jesus. Well, mental depression
comes from reading the box.
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So I decided to get a diaphragm.
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Which you brought for the weekend.
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Don't leave home without it.
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Ron, you're a maniac.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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You come up to see Mike and Katie?
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Yeah, just for the weekend.
What you been doing with yourself?
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The usual.
Fixing cars.
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Saturdays we go out to the woods,
watch the bark peel.
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-How about you?
-I've been working for a senator.
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-Like a secretary?
-No, like a speechwriter.
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No shit, a speechwriter.
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So you're gonna be around
here for a while, then.
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I came up here with this guy.
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-He a senator?
-No, he's not a senator.
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I read about all that stuff.
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Washington sex scandals, right?
Hey, what do you get?
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Twenty, 30,000?
Is he old?
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If he's over 70, he probably doesn't have
any lead in his pencil. Makes it easier.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-I'm Chip Hollister.
-Pleased to meet you.
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You're....
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-Ron.
-Very good.
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Last name is Desjardins, but I
gotta have another tit to fit it all.
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You Irene's old man?
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-She's a real sweet girl, let me tell you.
-Ron!
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Hey, pump you some?
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Gas. Pump gas.
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We got your custom-blended,
unleaded, super premium--
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No, no, I was just....
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Making a deposit, not a withdrawal?
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Hey, Irene, is that friend of yours....
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-Frances?
-Yeah. Is she gonna be up there?
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-Yeah, she'll be there, Ron.
-Far out.
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Well, I guess I'll be seeing
you around, then.
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Say hi to Mike and Katie.
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Nice meeting you, senator.
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If you're getting less than 30,000,
he's robbing you.
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Who's that?
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-You got here so fast.
-We hit the beltway at 5:00 this morning.
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You're kidding.
You must be wiped.
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I was too excited to be tired.
Katie!
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It's nice the senator gave you
the weekend off.
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Fuck the senator. J.T.
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We didn't tell him we were going.
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Everybody, this is Chip.
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I'm sorry. Everybody, this is Chip.
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This is Katie and J.T. and Mike.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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So, what do you guys want first?
We got beer, wine, food.
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Food. Definitely food.
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So, what's the story
with Jeff and Maura?
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Some big deal 35th wedding
anniversary for Jeff's parents...
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...and all his relatives
from all over the world.
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-Living and dead.
-Right. The whole family tree in one place.
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Jeff and Maura had to put in an appearance.
And it's in Delaware or something.
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They catered the whole state.
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I talked to them the other night,
they couldn't get out of it. They said hello.
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-They're the teachers, right?
-No, no, that's us.
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You know, I can't imagine
you guys teaching.
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I mean, is it the same old stuff
we got?
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Well, I start the year
with the Boston Police Strike.
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They let you teach that?
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They let you teach anything, so long as you
keep the students from knifing each other.
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Okay, class.
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-Boston Police Strike.
-1919.
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Very good, Hollister.
You'll go far.
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Now, who can tell me
some of the causes?
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-Miss Rosenblum?
-Hostility between the Yankees and the lrish?
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-And who was who?
-Was Coolidge governor?
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Very good, Frances.
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How about you, J.T.?
Boston Police Strike?
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I didn't get that far.
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-Why not?
-I had practice.
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-Do you know any cops, J.T.?
-Sure, my uncle.
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Now, what would happen if the Boston
police tried to go on strike tomorrow?
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My uncle wouldn't go out.
There's a law against it.
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That's to protect the public.
Public safety comes first.
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Is that your own opinion
or are you quoting Calvin Coolidge?
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-Mr. Dawnly?
-Yes, J.T.
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Coach says that you got socialistic
tendencies. Is that right, Mr. Dawnly?
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Coach is a running dog imperialist, J.T.
Don't listen to him.
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Now, the rest of you.
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If the Boston police went on strike tomorrow,
what would White and Dukakis do?
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00:14:27,747 --> 00:14:33,242
Would there be riots in Southie? It's Miss
Sipriano from the English department.
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-Mr. Dawnly?
-Yes, J.T.
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Coach says that you and Miss Sipriano
are getting it on. Is that right, Mr. Dawnly?
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Coach has a filthy, reactionary mind, J.T.
Don't listen to him.
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You guys are too well-behaved.
High school isn't what it used to be.
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Yeah. It's mostly discipline.
231
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No matter how jazzed up and relevant
I try to make the history...
232
00:14:56,175 --> 00:14:59,804
...I'm still dealing with a room full
of teenage libido.
233
00:14:59,979 --> 00:15:03,380
-Mr. Dawnly?
-Yes, J.T.
234
00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:09,547
-Get bent, Mr. Dawnly.
-Exactly. Exactly.
235
00:15:09,822 --> 00:15:12,416
Get a couple chickens,
spread some cow flops around...
236
00:15:12,592 --> 00:15:14,753
...it'll be just like The Real McCoys.
237
00:15:14,927 --> 00:15:18,328
-Hey, what's the story on Lacey?
-Speaking of flops.
238
00:15:18,497 --> 00:15:22,524
Her company's in town at the theater. She's
got a big part in whatever they're doing.
239
00:15:22,702 --> 00:15:24,795
She left us comps,
so it's free entertainment.
240
00:15:24,971 --> 00:15:28,065
-That's what she said last time.
-Well it was free, whatever it was.
241
00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:31,301
-What's the play?
-A Restoration comedy.
242
00:15:31,477 --> 00:15:34,344
Well, we can always
say she looked great.
243
00:15:34,647 --> 00:15:36,342
I got it.
244
00:15:39,118 --> 00:15:41,518
If it's Ron,
tell him I'm out shopping.
245
00:15:41,687 --> 00:15:45,020
-What's wrong with Ron?
-I saw Ron at the Sunoco station.
246
00:15:45,191 --> 00:15:47,659
He tried to wipe my windshield
with his body.
247
00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:49,920
-That's Ron.
-What's wrong with Ron?
248
00:15:50,096 --> 00:15:52,690
-I thought he worked at Crane and Feeney's.
-They closed.
249
00:15:52,865 --> 00:15:56,892
It was a major career decision whether
he should go with Sunoco or Exxon.
250
00:15:57,069 --> 00:15:59,697
-Hey, what's wrong with Ron?
-Nothing's wrong with Ron.
251
00:15:59,872 --> 00:16:03,706
I like Ron, he's a nice guy. We just don't
have that much in common anymore.
252
00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:06,845
High school was 10 years ago.
I teach high school now.
253
00:16:07,013 --> 00:16:10,005
-You have any kids like Ron?
-More than my share.
254
00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:13,117
I like Ron a lot. He just ought to
get out of this town, that's all.
255
00:16:13,286 --> 00:16:17,382
He went to Boston once this year.
Once. Big snowmobile exhibit.
256
00:16:17,556 --> 00:16:20,525
If we run into him, whatever you do,
don't mention snowmobiles.
257
00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:22,456
-Was it Ron?
-It was Maura.
258
00:16:22,628 --> 00:16:26,086
-Where? Are they coming?
-She and Jeff just broke up.
259
00:16:26,265 --> 00:16:29,132
She just got off the bus
at 6000 Salad Bowls.
260
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,074
-So did he just let you go?
-He wanted me to stay.
261
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:40,041
That thing with his relatives.
I just couldn't deal with it.
262
00:16:40,212 --> 00:16:41,975
-He's gotta explain to them--
-He'll live.
263
00:16:42,148 --> 00:16:44,116
At least it'll keep him
from following me.
264
00:16:44,283 --> 00:16:47,309
-Was there something specific?
-I haven't sorted out the reasons yet.
265
00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:50,387
Look, it's been coming for a long time.
It's over. It's gotta be.
266
00:16:50,556 --> 00:16:54,048
They had another one. They didn't have
any comps left but we'll split the price.
267
00:16:54,226 --> 00:16:56,251
-You sure you're okay?
-Better already.
268
00:16:56,429 --> 00:17:00,365
I hope this isn't gonna be weird for everyone.
They're so used to relating to us as a couple.
269
00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:02,660
Come on, everybody wants to see you.
270
00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:03,995
Did J.T. make it?
271
00:17:05,004 --> 00:17:07,495
-I'm so glad you're here.
-It's okay, honey, it's okay.
272
00:17:07,673 --> 00:17:09,834
I wanted to talk to you
before you heard from Jeff.
273
00:17:10,009 --> 00:17:12,170
It's okay now, don't worry about it.
274
00:17:13,245 --> 00:17:16,237
What's a reunion without a little drama?
275
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:23,518
Lacey moved out
to live with some guy...
276
00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:27,591
...and Katie and Maura lived together
until Maura went into VISTA.
277
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,092
She's been doing pretty
well, I think, Lacey.
278
00:17:30,262 --> 00:17:33,231
She's been in some off-Broadway
stuff this year.
279
00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:36,459
-Is she good?
-What do I know about plays?
280
00:17:36,635 --> 00:17:40,503
I saw her here last year,
the same theater company came through.
281
00:17:40,673 --> 00:17:42,868
It's a little theatrical,
you know what I mean?
282
00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:46,637
-You mean, like, stagy?
-Yeah. Sort of.
283
00:17:46,812 --> 00:17:50,873
-It's hard to put it into words.
-She stinks.
284
00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:54,344
Katie's very judgmental.
285
00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:59,454
Then at one time,
Mike and Lacey were....
286
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,719
What? You mean,
like, they lived together?
287
00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:06,228
No, no, no. Nothing that heavy.
It's just that....
288
00:18:06,399 --> 00:18:09,197
Lacey's one of those things that
Katie and Mike don't agree on.
289
00:18:09,368 --> 00:18:11,802
It was way before they were together.
290
00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:15,770
-Maybe we'd better get our seats.
-Hope she's good.
291
00:18:16,175 --> 00:18:19,076
"Lacey Summers returns for her second year
with our company...
292
00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:23,409
...having graced such productions
as Plaza Suite, The Drunkard...
293
00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:26,779
...Midsummer Night's Dream."
She probably played a toadstool.
294
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,054
"Has appeared in several off-Broadway
productions."
295
00:18:30,222 --> 00:18:32,452
That means dinner theater in Yonkers.
296
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,092
"And has studied under--"
297
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:38,128
Well, she's done something under
those guys, but study isn't what I'd call it.
298
00:18:38,297 --> 00:18:41,630
You're heartless. Her parents might
be sitting behind us or something.
299
00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:45,999
Lacey didn't have parents. She was grown
like a bacteria on one of those....
300
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:47,764
-Frances, those...?
-Petri dishes.
301
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,602
Right. That accounts
for her microscopic talent.
302
00:18:50,776 --> 00:18:54,007
Jesus. Will you give her a chance?
Maybe she's getting better.
303
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,740
She wasn't bad in that thing
we saw her in last year.
304
00:18:56,916 --> 00:19:01,819
Well cast. The director exploited her
personality disorders.
305
00:19:03,155 --> 00:19:06,249
The air sickness bags are located
under your seats.
306
00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,188
Katie!
307
00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:11,622
But, lady, the captain leaves
the sea for battle.
308
00:19:11,797 --> 00:19:13,162
Then I shall follow him.
309
00:19:13,332 --> 00:19:15,095
For a lady to follow a soldier--
310
00:19:15,267 --> 00:19:18,998
'Tis improper for a lady, true,
but for a soldier, 'tis duty.
311
00:19:19,171 --> 00:19:23,073
-My lady, no.
-Yes, Meg. My course is charted.
312
00:19:23,242 --> 00:19:24,800
But if the captain should learn--
313
00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:29,641
He must not learn.
And in this, I'll need your aid.
314
00:19:29,815 --> 00:19:34,252
The campfire's doused, the battle o'er,
but the vanquished heedless of the cost.
315
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:40,416
In love's sweet bonds, where captive held,
our hearts in rapture's prison lost.
316
00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:08,443
An attack of Legionnaires' disease,
maybe...
317
00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:10,919
...and we were afraid
to come back and infect the cast.
318
00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:14,082
I'm sure Lacey's immune to it.
She's immune to everything.
319
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:16,194
Including criticism.
320
00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:20,560
You were right, Mike, she is getting better.
Another 50 years, and who knows?
321
00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:23,395
Well, the play was so stupid.
322
00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:25,366
I liked it.
323
00:20:27,273 --> 00:20:29,434
Fantastic, you go first.
324
00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:34,206
So the gray-haired one says to the
white-haired one, "lsn't she sweet?" Sweet.
325
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,369
Katie.
326
00:20:35,548 --> 00:20:39,211
Come on. This is Lacey they're
talking about. I thought I'd vomit.
327
00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:40,716
But it's supposed to be broad.
328
00:20:40,886 --> 00:20:43,787
There's a difference between being broad
and being like a TV show.
329
00:20:43,956 --> 00:20:46,424
I mean, that was like a take-off
on a play, not a play.
330
00:20:46,592 --> 00:20:49,584
Yeah, maybe you've been
to more plays than I have.
331
00:20:49,762 --> 00:20:53,459
Chip, your parents have taken you
to the theater since you were 6 years old.
332
00:20:53,632 --> 00:20:55,122
Got sort of itchy, huh?
333
00:20:55,301 --> 00:20:58,702
Well, I always do when I see people
on-stage and I think I could do better.
334
00:20:58,871 --> 00:21:00,862
You see all that space
just going to waste.
335
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,100
Boy, there was a couple spaces
there tonight I wanted to jump up...
336
00:21:04,276 --> 00:21:06,267
...and bust
into the "Wabash Cannonball."
337
00:21:06,445 --> 00:21:07,776
It would've helped the play.
338
00:21:07,947 --> 00:21:11,849
-You guys coming with us?
-No, we're gonna walk, okay?
339
00:21:12,017 --> 00:21:13,644
Okay.
340
00:21:13,819 --> 00:21:16,879
-Frances?
-Coming.
341
00:21:20,993 --> 00:21:23,894
-He can handle it.
-I don't know. I think it's freaking him out.
342
00:21:24,063 --> 00:21:25,963
J.T.?
343
00:21:26,231 --> 00:21:28,665
Maybe if we just take the guitar off.
344
00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:31,129
How long was it like that?
345
00:21:32,237 --> 00:21:35,229
It was like that for three
or four months, at least.
346
00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:38,271
-God.
-We didn't talk. We didn't fight.
347
00:21:38,444 --> 00:21:39,934
We didn't make love.
348
00:21:40,112 --> 00:21:42,103
Jesus. Four months?
349
00:21:42,281 --> 00:21:46,684
There'd been periods before that, but
this time all that kept us going was inertia.
350
00:21:46,852 --> 00:21:49,218
You know how sometimes inertia means
staying still...
351
00:21:49,388 --> 00:21:51,913
-...and sometimes staying in motion?
-Right, in physics.
352
00:21:52,091 --> 00:21:54,753
We had this relationship,
and it had its own inertia.
353
00:21:54,927 --> 00:21:58,124
And even when neither of us was getting
anything good out of it anymore...
354
00:21:58,297 --> 00:22:00,060
...it was impossible to stop it.
355
00:22:00,232 --> 00:22:04,669
-I had no idea.
-Nobody had any idea.
356
00:22:04,837 --> 00:22:08,637
-He told me he was gonna be 29.
-He must be freaked out.
357
00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:10,832
-Maybe if we took the guitar off.
-He'd guess.
358
00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,672
When was the last time we bought
a cake just for the hell of it?
359
00:22:13,846 --> 00:22:16,406
-He wanted you to stay.
-He said he did.
360
00:22:16,582 --> 00:22:21,076
But I could tell he was relieved that one of us
finally had the strength to break the inertia.
361
00:22:21,253 --> 00:22:23,448
I had no idea. Jeff never said anything.
362
00:22:23,622 --> 00:22:26,455
We've been under the same roof
but we haven't been living together.
363
00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:28,490
I've been living alone, you know?
364
00:22:28,661 --> 00:22:32,188
It's a big deal turning 30.
You feel different about yourself.
365
00:22:32,364 --> 00:22:34,093
Maybe we could take the guitar off.
366
00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:38,965
-Or put on only 29 candles?
-That would really freak him out.
367
00:22:39,238 --> 00:22:42,571
I was depressed for a week
after I turned 30.
368
00:22:43,042 --> 00:22:45,476
Put it in the freezer.
It'll keep.
369
00:22:45,778 --> 00:22:48,713
I can't imagine hanging on like that.
370
00:22:48,881 --> 00:22:51,543
You don't think I'm terrible
for walking out?
371
00:22:51,717 --> 00:22:55,414
Hey, if that's the way you felt about it.
You know, I mean, it's your life.
372
00:22:55,587 --> 00:22:58,385
I was worried you wouldn't wanna see me.
373
00:22:58,857 --> 00:23:01,257
It's so hard not to take sides.
374
00:23:01,427 --> 00:23:03,952
Come on, you know me better than that.
375
00:23:04,129 --> 00:23:06,461
You still wanna be my friend?
376
00:23:06,632 --> 00:23:09,226
Of course I wanna be your friend.
377
00:23:10,302 --> 00:23:12,293
I mean, I'm Jeff's friend too.
378
00:23:12,471 --> 00:23:14,564
Well, you're his best friend.
379
00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:17,265
He really depends on you.
380
00:23:17,443 --> 00:23:20,571
Okay, but that doesn't mean
I stop liking you.
381
00:23:21,213 --> 00:23:24,080
I mean, I always liked you.
You know that.
382
00:23:26,318 --> 00:23:29,014
I guess I just wanted to hear it.
383
00:23:32,057 --> 00:23:33,081
-Book.
-Book.
384
00:23:33,258 --> 00:23:34,657
-Six words.
-Six words.
385
00:23:34,827 --> 00:23:35,953
-Third word.
-Third word.
386
00:23:36,128 --> 00:23:37,595
Little word.
387
00:23:37,763 --> 00:23:39,060
-The!
-The.
388
00:23:39,698 --> 00:23:40,756
-Fifth word.
-Fifth word.
389
00:23:40,933 --> 00:23:44,562
Little word.
Sounds like "heart."
390
00:23:44,737 --> 00:23:47,137
-Love. Of.
-Sounds like love. Of.
391
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,503
Blank, blank, the blank of blank.
392
00:23:51,710 --> 00:23:53,200
-First word.
-First word.
393
00:23:53,378 --> 00:23:56,575
-Tits. Breasts. Bosoms.
-Boobs. Knockers.
394
00:23:58,117 --> 00:24:00,278
Me. You. Friends!
395
00:24:00,452 --> 00:24:02,443
-Friends.
-Roommates.
396
00:24:02,621 --> 00:24:04,248
Bosom buddies!
397
00:24:04,423 --> 00:24:06,721
-Women! Women. I'm an idiot.
-Women, all right.
398
00:24:06,892 --> 00:24:08,723
-Sixth word.
-Sixth word.
399
00:24:08,894 --> 00:24:11,954
-Wrist. Look. Time. All right.
-Watch. Time. Time?
400
00:24:12,131 --> 00:24:16,192
-Woman blank the blank of time.
-Woman on the Edge of Time!
401
00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:20,566
Forty-one seconds.
And I thought you wouldn't even know it.
402
00:24:20,739 --> 00:24:23,606
I was with you when I read it, Chip.
403
00:24:24,409 --> 00:24:25,398
Yeah.
404
00:24:25,577 --> 00:24:27,704
-Okay, who's next?
-Chip's up.
405
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,247
-Oh, God.
-Okay, do it.
406
00:24:32,718 --> 00:24:36,347
Now, just remember the signs
and don't panic.
407
00:24:36,955 --> 00:24:39,822
Oh, God, I've never
heard of this one either.
408
00:24:42,227 --> 00:24:43,717
Great.
409
00:24:45,097 --> 00:24:49,363
-What did he get?
-Far Tortuga.
410
00:24:50,803 --> 00:24:53,397
-Ready, Chip?
-Ready as I'll ever be.
411
00:24:53,572 --> 00:24:55,335
I hope one of you guys is psychic.
412
00:24:55,507 --> 00:24:58,169
-The watch.
-Oh, yeah.
413
00:24:59,044 --> 00:25:01,740
Okay. Ready?
Three seconds.
414
00:25:01,914 --> 00:25:05,281
Two. One. Go!
415
00:25:05,450 --> 00:25:09,511
A book. Two words. First word.
416
00:25:09,688 --> 00:25:14,523
Away, away, away.
Gone, gone, gone. Push, push.
417
00:25:14,693 --> 00:25:16,524
-Over there.
-Over there
418
00:25:16,695 --> 00:25:18,458
Farewell.
419
00:25:20,132 --> 00:25:22,362
-Squint. Squint.
-Nearsighted. Nearsighted?
420
00:25:22,534 --> 00:25:24,092
Reach.
421
00:25:25,871 --> 00:25:29,534
-Here, there, here.
-Spot. Place.
422
00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:32,871
Walking. Walking. Going to.
423
00:25:33,045 --> 00:25:35,343
Place to place.
Coast to coast!
424
00:25:35,514 --> 00:25:38,449
-Try a "sounds like."
-No coaching, Irene.
425
00:25:39,751 --> 00:25:41,241
Sounds like.
426
00:25:41,420 --> 00:25:43,012
Fingers.
427
00:25:43,188 --> 00:25:45,247
-Gooey. Gooey fingers.
-Fast fingers.
428
00:25:45,657 --> 00:25:47,648
Hot fingers.
429
00:25:49,595 --> 00:25:50,926
Shoot! Shooting! Shooting!
430
00:25:51,096 --> 00:25:53,860
-Trigger finger, trigger finger.
-Chip, try the second word, okay?
431
00:25:54,032 --> 00:25:55,693
Second word.
432
00:25:56,468 --> 00:25:57,958
-Second word.
-Second word.
433
00:25:58,537 --> 00:26:01,768
-South American tree sloth.
-Orangutan.
434
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,908
Monkey fingers.
435
00:26:07,713 --> 00:26:08,702
-No, it's old.
-Old.
436
00:26:08,881 --> 00:26:11,850
A kind of dinosaur.
A triceratops.
437
00:26:12,017 --> 00:26:15,282
-Brontosaurus.
-Stegosaurus, ichthyosaurus, diplodocus...
438
00:26:15,454 --> 00:26:20,414
-...brachiosaurus, Tyrannosaurus Rex.
-What's the kind that swims?
439
00:26:20,692 --> 00:26:22,626
A dinosaur with palsy!
440
00:26:22,794 --> 00:26:25,228
-No, he says he's not a dinosaur.
-Okay.
441
00:26:26,331 --> 00:26:27,423
-Fish.
-Fins.
442
00:26:27,599 --> 00:26:29,464
-Tortoise. Tortoise.
-Tortoise and the turtle!
443
00:26:29,635 --> 00:26:32,399
-Tortoise and the Hare!
-Turtle fingers!
444
00:26:37,209 --> 00:26:39,541
We forgot to tell them.
445
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,209
Irene and Chip.
446
00:26:43,382 --> 00:26:45,316
About the bed.
447
00:26:47,052 --> 00:26:50,180
-Didn't we?
-I didn't. Did you?
448
00:26:52,658 --> 00:26:54,956
I can't remember.
449
00:26:58,063 --> 00:27:00,258
He is kind of straight.
450
00:27:03,835 --> 00:27:08,363
-Seems like a nice guy, though.
-I suppose.
451
00:27:09,074 --> 00:27:11,634
I hope it's good for Irene.
452
00:27:20,052 --> 00:27:23,078
She seems pretty happy about it.
453
00:27:25,223 --> 00:27:29,319
Better than when she was
with that what's-his-name...
454
00:27:29,761 --> 00:27:32,662
...that guy who used to eat
all her medicine.
455
00:27:32,831 --> 00:27:35,823
-Dwight.
-Dwight.
456
00:27:36,568 --> 00:27:40,800
-What a loser.
-She thought she could help him.
457
00:27:42,274 --> 00:27:46,472
Three years of cold turkey
couldn't have helped him.
458
00:27:47,446 --> 00:27:49,437
Dude was a walking drugstore.
459
00:27:49,614 --> 00:27:53,448
He even used to eat her
Gantrisin when she had cystitis.
460
00:27:58,156 --> 00:28:02,650
She seems better with this guy
than when she was with Dwight.
461
00:28:03,528 --> 00:28:06,156
Or when she was with J.T.
462
00:28:07,466 --> 00:28:09,559
Or J.T.
463
00:28:11,336 --> 00:28:12,997
J.T.
464
00:28:20,779 --> 00:28:23,247
-Can't sleep?
-No.
465
00:28:23,515 --> 00:28:25,244
Me neither.
466
00:28:26,418 --> 00:28:30,320
-How you feeling?
-I don't know, funny.
467
00:28:30,655 --> 00:28:34,489
It's so different not to be,
like, attached to Jeff.
468
00:28:34,659 --> 00:28:36,923
I feel like a different person.
469
00:28:38,163 --> 00:28:40,358
You don't seem so different.
470
00:28:41,433 --> 00:28:43,526
Just a little sad.
471
00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:47,097
Do you ever...?
472
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,167
Before, when you knew me....
473
00:28:51,676 --> 00:28:53,871
I can't get this out.
474
00:28:54,146 --> 00:28:55,977
You can't what?
475
00:28:58,250 --> 00:28:59,911
Never mind.
476
00:29:00,719 --> 00:29:02,744
You really going to L.A.?
477
00:29:03,055 --> 00:29:04,955
I think so.
478
00:29:05,257 --> 00:29:08,590
It's time to either shit
or get off the pot with my music.
479
00:29:09,995 --> 00:29:12,793
You involved with anybody right now?
480
00:29:13,165 --> 00:29:14,860
Involved?
481
00:29:17,235 --> 00:29:18,566
No.
482
00:29:20,772 --> 00:29:23,240
-You cold?
-No.
483
00:29:25,043 --> 00:29:28,171
I keep thinking about
sleeping with you.
484
00:29:36,922 --> 00:29:41,188
I mean, I've never been in this position
before where I'd really consider it.
485
00:29:44,629 --> 00:29:48,690
What I was gonna ask you before was,
did you ever consider...?
486
00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:51,829
I mean, when I was with Jeff.
487
00:29:52,104 --> 00:29:54,538
Did you ever wonder
what it would be like?
488
00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:59,338
Not that you'd make any moves with Jeff
still in the picture or anything, but....
489
00:30:00,812 --> 00:30:02,609
"Uh-huh," what?
490
00:30:02,781 --> 00:30:05,443
J.T., don't make me
do all the work.
491
00:30:06,318 --> 00:30:07,751
I'm sorry.
492
00:30:07,919 --> 00:30:09,944
It's just that...
493
00:30:10,522 --> 00:30:13,650
...I don't know if you're, like, being...
494
00:30:13,825 --> 00:30:18,285
...you know, rhetorical
or if you're making an offer.
495
00:30:18,463 --> 00:30:20,260
You could ask.
496
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:26,159
-You wanna sleep with me?
-I think so.
497
00:30:27,072 --> 00:30:29,438
Do you wanna sleep with me?
498
00:30:32,577 --> 00:30:35,705
I mean, if things had been different....
499
00:30:35,881 --> 00:30:38,349
I always liked you, it's just I
never considered that we'd--
500
00:30:38,517 --> 00:30:42,578
-I wasn't available.
-Right, right. I always liked you.
501
00:30:47,092 --> 00:30:49,060
So you think we should?
502
00:30:49,528 --> 00:30:51,291
What do you think?
503
00:30:52,497 --> 00:30:55,989
I mean, if it's Jeff, it's been
over for months, really.
504
00:30:57,903 --> 00:30:59,495
Do you think...?
505
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,031
Could we now?
506
00:31:04,209 --> 00:31:06,677
I mean, would you like to?
507
00:31:08,079 --> 00:31:10,309
Is Frances asleep?
508
00:31:10,649 --> 00:31:12,583
She must be.
509
00:31:13,885 --> 00:31:15,944
We have to be quiet.
510
00:31:29,234 --> 00:31:31,429
I like you so much.
511
00:31:31,603 --> 00:31:35,198
I am so excited.
My stomach's all tight.
512
00:31:35,373 --> 00:31:39,036
Me too. Never thought
we'd get to do this.
513
00:31:39,644 --> 00:31:42,477
Do you wanna come up
or should I come down?
514
00:31:43,582 --> 00:31:46,517
It's an old couch, you better come down.
515
00:31:56,161 --> 00:31:58,425
It's got me worried.
516
00:31:59,998 --> 00:32:01,465
What?
517
00:32:02,567 --> 00:32:04,432
About us?
518
00:32:07,939 --> 00:32:09,236
We're doing okay.
519
00:32:09,407 --> 00:32:11,534
I know, but....
520
00:32:11,710 --> 00:32:13,905
Everybody breaking up...
521
00:32:14,079 --> 00:32:16,809
-...it makes me nervous.
-Who's everybody?
522
00:32:16,982 --> 00:32:18,176
Just Jeff and Maura.
523
00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:22,719
Jeff and Maura. And Irene and J.T.
And Irene and that Dwight.
524
00:32:22,887 --> 00:32:25,447
And Frances and Bill.
And my parents.
525
00:32:25,624 --> 00:32:29,617
I don't think your parents
are good examples of anything.
526
00:32:29,794 --> 00:32:32,592
It just seems like there's a lot of couples...
527
00:32:32,764 --> 00:32:35,699
...and both sides are really nice people.
I mean....
528
00:32:35,867 --> 00:32:38,427
Well, nobody's an ogre or anything.
529
00:32:38,603 --> 00:32:42,403
And they really seem to like each other
and to care about each other.
530
00:32:42,574 --> 00:32:45,042
But they just can't stay together.
531
00:32:46,578 --> 00:32:50,708
How many people do we know who have
been together for any length of time?
532
00:32:51,349 --> 00:32:53,010
Lots.
533
00:32:53,685 --> 00:32:56,347
Look at all the people
we know at school.
534
00:32:56,521 --> 00:33:00,617
-The Whites.
-The Whites are born-again, they don't count.
535
00:33:01,026 --> 00:33:04,826
-Karen and Dick.
-I mean people we like.
536
00:33:06,298 --> 00:33:07,822
Well, that must be it.
537
00:33:07,999 --> 00:33:10,092
Everybody we like
is hard to live with.
538
00:33:10,268 --> 00:33:12,429
I'm serious.
539
00:33:12,904 --> 00:33:14,633
I know.
540
00:33:17,676 --> 00:33:19,576
I'm sorry.
541
00:33:23,648 --> 00:33:25,775
But we're doing okay.
542
00:33:27,085 --> 00:33:30,987
I don't feel any major catastrophes
coming on.
543
00:33:32,390 --> 00:33:35,359
Now, come on down in here
and get warm.
544
00:33:36,494 --> 00:33:38,394
I've gotta pee.
545
00:33:50,408 --> 00:33:52,308
-A new record.
-I didn't go.
546
00:33:52,477 --> 00:33:55,446
Somebody's getting it on
in the living room.
547
00:33:55,613 --> 00:33:58,138
On our rug?
548
00:33:58,383 --> 00:34:02,513
-The nerve. Who is it?
-It must be Frances and J.T.
549
00:34:03,988 --> 00:34:06,821
Finally hit pay dirt.
550
00:34:07,859 --> 00:34:12,193
-How long has she been on his case?
-It was pretty obvious last summer.
551
00:34:12,364 --> 00:34:14,594
It was pretty obvious
long before that.
552
00:34:14,866 --> 00:34:18,358
J.T. must not be as light-footed
as he used to be.
553
00:34:18,536 --> 00:34:23,337
-J.T. likes Frances.
-J.T. likes women, period.
554
00:34:23,508 --> 00:34:26,341
So Frances qualifies.
555
00:34:27,412 --> 00:34:31,940
Oh, Jesus.
I hope Maura's asleep.
556
00:34:32,117 --> 00:34:34,176
That's right.
557
00:34:34,652 --> 00:34:36,882
I wish we had more room.
558
00:34:37,055 --> 00:34:40,616
To have to listen to people getting it on
in her condition.
559
00:34:40,992 --> 00:34:46,396
Well, J.T.'s had years
of living-room-floor experience.
560
00:34:46,564 --> 00:34:50,432
He'll put it on silent running,
like a submarine.
561
00:34:52,303 --> 00:34:55,067
Well, Frances didn't waste her trip.
562
00:35:19,864 --> 00:35:22,128
I can't hold it anymore.
563
00:35:22,367 --> 00:35:25,336
-So go.
-But they're out there.
564
00:35:25,503 --> 00:35:28,802
What, they're gonna notice you
in the throes of passion?
565
00:35:28,973 --> 00:35:30,907
I don't know.
566
00:35:31,075 --> 00:35:35,671
I'll get my referee's whistle
and blow a time-out.
567
00:35:35,914 --> 00:35:38,474
I gotta try it, I'm gonna bust.
568
00:35:38,650 --> 00:35:41,016
Tell me who's winning.
569
00:35:48,126 --> 00:35:50,651
-You're kidding?!
-It had to be.
570
00:35:50,829 --> 00:35:53,229
When I came through the living room,
I got a good look...
571
00:35:53,398 --> 00:35:55,559
...and Frances was still
in the corner.
572
00:35:55,733 --> 00:35:59,134
Well, as I live and breathe.
573
00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:01,534
-What did you say to her?
-Nothing.
574
00:36:01,706 --> 00:36:03,571
What do you say?
575
00:36:05,376 --> 00:36:08,504
-"Don't worry about the rug"?
-Turkey.
576
00:36:11,216 --> 00:36:14,117
I think the earth moved for Irene.
577
00:36:14,285 --> 00:36:17,584
Jesus, what did you put in the food?
578
00:36:24,863 --> 00:36:28,629
If anybody's gone vegetarian
since we saw you last, you're out of luck.
579
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,736
I remember one time I ate nothing
but chili and crackers for six days.
580
00:36:32,904 --> 00:36:35,202
No, no.
I was hitching rides from truckers.
581
00:36:35,373 --> 00:36:38,467
Every time they'd offer a meal,
the cheapest thing was always chili.
582
00:36:38,643 --> 00:36:39,667
Such a considerate guest.
583
00:36:40,111 --> 00:36:43,979
Yeah. Well, after about three days, I was
more combustible than considerate.
584
00:36:44,148 --> 00:36:46,207
Liquid propane farts
from coast to coast.
585
00:36:46,384 --> 00:36:48,375
I know those chili farts.
Remember Dwight?
586
00:36:48,553 --> 00:36:51,147
-How could we ever forget?
-Old diesel exhaust himself.
587
00:36:51,322 --> 00:36:54,291
Every time Frances
made eggplant parmesan....
588
00:36:54,459 --> 00:36:56,950
It was like those instructions
for getting gassed at a march:
589
00:36:57,128 --> 00:36:59,756
Put a wet cloth over your head
and don't rub your eyes.
590
00:36:59,931 --> 00:37:02,900
Only he was more of a slow leaker
than an exploder.
591
00:37:03,067 --> 00:37:05,592
Between that and him pissing orange
because of my Gantrisin.
592
00:37:05,770 --> 00:37:10,104
-And being too spaced to remember to flush.
-Or to remember his name.
593
00:37:11,075 --> 00:37:13,066
Good morning, Frances.
594
00:37:15,613 --> 00:37:18,013
You look like you had a rough night.
595
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,152
Over. Good one.
596
00:37:23,321 --> 00:37:25,312
-I got it.
-Good, nice.
597
00:37:25,490 --> 00:37:27,185
-Good.
-Nice.
598
00:37:27,358 --> 00:37:29,189
-I got it.
-Go ahead, J.T., you get it.
599
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,657
-Katie.
-Good one.
600
00:37:31,996 --> 00:37:34,829
Okay, let me try to get it right
the first time through.
601
00:37:34,999 --> 00:37:37,991
Katie and Maura went
to college together.
602
00:37:38,169 --> 00:37:40,069
They were roommates
with Lacey for a while.
603
00:37:40,238 --> 00:37:42,172
I met Katie when I was
going with Lacey...
604
00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:44,604
...but we didn't get interested
till much later.
605
00:37:44,776 --> 00:37:46,505
J.T. and Jeff went
to Cornell together...
606
00:37:46,678 --> 00:37:49,806
...till Jeff dropped out to go into VISTA,
and J.T. just dropped out.
607
00:37:49,981 --> 00:37:51,414
That's right.
608
00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:54,780
Jeff and Maura met in VISTA,
and they were living together...
609
00:37:54,953 --> 00:37:56,716
...when I was in VISTA,
working in Kentucky.
610
00:37:56,888 --> 00:37:58,822
-Was Katie in VISTA?
-No.
611
00:37:58,990 --> 00:38:02,926
But she and Maura stayed good friends,
and that's when I got to know Katie.
612
00:38:03,294 --> 00:38:05,262
-Frances and Irene--
-Were at Rochester together.
613
00:38:05,430 --> 00:38:08,695
Right, and they lived downstairs
from Katie and me in Boston for a while...
614
00:38:08,866 --> 00:38:11,494
-...which is when she met J.T.
-I know about Irene and J.T.
615
00:38:11,769 --> 00:38:14,738
Who was visiting me because
we met through Jeff in Kentucky.
616
00:38:14,906 --> 00:38:18,000
Now, that was a long time ago,
J.T. and Irene.
617
00:38:18,309 --> 00:38:21,801
-You think you got it straight?
-Yeah. I think so.
618
00:38:21,980 --> 00:38:23,845
-Only who's Jeff?
-Chip!
619
00:38:24,015 --> 00:38:26,176
-Jeff.
-Hi. Ron, right?
620
00:38:26,351 --> 00:38:28,046
Right.
621
00:38:28,219 --> 00:38:30,483
-How you doing?
-Not bad. How are you?
622
00:38:30,655 --> 00:38:32,646
The usual. Fixing cars.
623
00:38:32,824 --> 00:38:36,351
Weekends we go up to the nursing home,
listen to the arteries harden.
624
00:38:36,894 --> 00:38:37,883
You going up to Mike's?
625
00:38:38,062 --> 00:38:40,360
Yeah, I just thought I'd stop
and get some beer.
626
00:38:40,531 --> 00:38:42,965
-Blue laws.
-Oh, shit, that's right.
627
00:38:43,134 --> 00:38:46,934
Stupid fucking state. The bar's open
tonight, though. Last call midnight.
628
00:38:47,105 --> 00:38:48,663
Seen Mike?
629
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,638
Yeah, just once.
He just got some gas.
630
00:38:51,809 --> 00:38:54,209
Hey, listen, come over
to the schoolyard this afternoon.
631
00:38:54,379 --> 00:38:57,815
-We'll shoot some hoop.
-Yeah, sure, I'll do that.
632
00:38:58,349 --> 00:39:01,682
-Hey, you still working with junkies?
-The methadone clinic, right.
633
00:39:01,853 --> 00:39:04,014
I used to have an old Dodge,
was a junkie for oil.
634
00:39:04,188 --> 00:39:06,952
I'd get under it every weekend.
I'm fooling with this, fooling with that.
635
00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:10,788
I think I got it fixed, so I take it
out up the mountains. Running beautiful.
636
00:39:10,962 --> 00:39:13,988
Dropped the dipstick,
down two quarts.
637
00:39:14,165 --> 00:39:16,030
Yeah, it can be
really frustrating work.
638
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,895
Yeah, fucking a.
639
00:39:18,069 --> 00:39:22,199
Hey, you still with that actress one,
that Laura?
640
00:39:22,373 --> 00:39:24,307
Yeah. That's right.
641
00:39:27,879 --> 00:39:29,744
-All right!
-I got it.
642
00:39:31,649 --> 00:39:33,173
Mine.
643
00:39:34,385 --> 00:39:36,250
Good, good.
Good!
644
00:39:36,421 --> 00:39:38,286
-It's not mine.
-I got it, I got it.
645
00:39:38,456 --> 00:39:40,447
-Why don't we ever rotate?
-Good one.
646
00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:43,822
-Rotate?
-Got it.
647
00:39:43,995 --> 00:39:46,429
This is my special back shot.
648
00:39:48,766 --> 00:39:49,926
-Jeff?
-Hi.
649
00:39:50,101 --> 00:39:51,864
Hi!
650
00:39:52,036 --> 00:39:53,469
Hey, everybody, look who's here!
651
00:39:53,638 --> 00:39:55,037
They told me you'd be here.
652
00:39:55,206 --> 00:39:57,106
We thought
we weren't gonna see you.
653
00:39:57,275 --> 00:39:58,970
We got the whole squad now.
654
00:39:59,143 --> 00:40:01,634
-Hey!
-You're getting skinny.
655
00:40:01,813 --> 00:40:03,474
It's a sympathetic withdrawal reaction.
656
00:40:03,648 --> 00:40:05,616
-Hi, Jeff.
-Hi.
657
00:40:05,783 --> 00:40:07,910
-You left your parents' party.
-They understood.
658
00:40:08,086 --> 00:40:10,020
You sure you shouldn't have stayed?
659
00:40:10,188 --> 00:40:13,248
We both wanted to be here,
so we're here.
660
00:40:15,159 --> 00:40:17,855
-What are we gonna do?
-What can we do?
661
00:40:18,029 --> 00:40:22,125
Try to keep things moving, I guess.
Be careful with the seating arrangements.
662
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:23,665
What about J.T. and Maura?
663
00:40:23,835 --> 00:40:26,235
Yeah, they sort of jumped the gun,
didn't they?
664
00:40:26,404 --> 00:40:29,771
I can't imagine what must be going
through J.T.'s head right now.
665
00:40:29,941 --> 00:40:31,374
Probably some new lyrics.
666
00:41:34,438 --> 00:41:36,065
Maybe another pair of socks.
667
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:39,573
You're already wearing two. I told you
you should've brought your sneakers.
668
00:41:39,744 --> 00:41:41,803
You said nobody played tennis,
and I figured--
669
00:41:41,979 --> 00:41:45,312
There are other games besides tennis, Chip.
670
00:41:46,184 --> 00:41:48,414
I hope they're not too good.
671
00:41:48,586 --> 00:41:50,315
Have you ever played?
672
00:41:50,488 --> 00:41:55,721
At gunpoint. I played squash
during basketball seasons.
673
00:41:56,961 --> 00:41:58,986
What do you think?
674
00:42:00,097 --> 00:42:02,657
Maybe they'll need a referee.
675
00:42:03,835 --> 00:42:07,828
-Did you tell him?
-Haven't had a chance.
676
00:42:08,272 --> 00:42:10,866
-Are you going to?
-No.
677
00:42:11,042 --> 00:42:13,067
Why should I?
678
00:42:14,645 --> 00:42:18,547
Okay. I'll tell him.
679
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,551
-I feel funny.
-I don't.
680
00:42:25,723 --> 00:42:28,123
It makes things clearer.
681
00:42:29,260 --> 00:42:32,957
-I feel weird.
-It's more definite this way.
682
00:42:35,099 --> 00:42:37,294
I feel awful.
683
00:42:40,771 --> 00:42:44,104
I wanted to let you know before you
heard about it from anybody else...
684
00:42:44,275 --> 00:42:47,301
-...but you're pretty hard to track down.
-I was in Ithaca.
685
00:42:47,478 --> 00:42:48,706
How was that?
686
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,976
You know, the same.
High above Cayuga's waters, and all that.
687
00:42:53,150 --> 00:42:57,143
-Jeez, the kids there looked really young.
-They are really young.
688
00:42:57,321 --> 00:43:01,280
-We never looked that young.
-No, we didn't. Not to each other.
689
00:43:02,193 --> 00:43:05,026
-Jeff, about Maura.
-Hey, I know that she's gotten to be...
690
00:43:05,196 --> 00:43:07,357
...as much your friend as I am
and I think that's great.
691
00:43:07,531 --> 00:43:09,431
We're both gonna really need our friends.
692
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,536
And I know that it's kind of tough on you,
the both of us being up here like that...
693
00:43:13,704 --> 00:43:16,798
...but it's important that she know
that you like her.
694
00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:19,438
We slept together.
695
00:43:20,745 --> 00:43:22,770
It was mostly just friendly, you know.
696
00:43:22,947 --> 00:43:25,939
She said she needed to be
with somebody...
697
00:43:26,384 --> 00:43:29,410
...and she said it was totally finished
between you two.
698
00:43:33,491 --> 00:43:36,824
It is. It is totally finished between us.
699
00:43:38,462 --> 00:43:40,657
You pissed off at me?
700
00:43:42,566 --> 00:43:46,002
No, it's just bad timing, that's all.
Forget about it.
701
00:43:47,171 --> 00:43:49,264
Never did have much sense with women.
702
00:43:50,474 --> 00:43:55,104
He's like a puppy dog, Maura. He's not very
discriminating about whose lap he hops on.
703
00:43:55,279 --> 00:43:59,079
I know that.
I've known J.T. for a long time.
704
00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:00,683
It's not like--
705
00:44:00,851 --> 00:44:03,820
I mean, I'm not leaving Jeff
for J.T. or anything.
706
00:44:03,988 --> 00:44:09,153
J.T. didn't even cross my mind in that way
until we were lying there side by side.
707
00:44:09,327 --> 00:44:11,727
I wouldn't go that far.
708
00:44:12,196 --> 00:44:15,893
All right, all right.
Maybe somewhere in the back of my mind.
709
00:44:16,067 --> 00:44:21,334
That still doesn't change things with Jeff.
Besides, what's wrong with J.T.?
710
00:44:21,505 --> 00:44:24,804
Nothing's wrong with J.T.
I love J.T. I love seeing him.
711
00:44:24,976 --> 00:44:28,412
He's just not the most responsible
person in the world, that's all.
712
00:44:28,746 --> 00:44:30,737
I worry about him.
713
00:44:30,915 --> 00:44:32,940
About him and Maura?
714
00:44:33,117 --> 00:44:36,553
No. It's nice for Maura now.
715
00:44:36,721 --> 00:44:38,552
You know J.T.
716
00:44:38,723 --> 00:44:40,884
I know J.T.
717
00:44:41,058 --> 00:44:43,424
I'm worried about what he's going to do.
718
00:44:43,594 --> 00:44:48,759
I mean, he's 30 years old, he didn't
finish school, there's no family money.
719
00:44:48,933 --> 00:44:51,458
It sounds like he's really
gonna take a shot at L.A.
720
00:44:51,635 --> 00:44:53,660
Yeah, but what if he doesn't make it?
721
00:44:53,838 --> 00:44:57,774
I mean, he doesn't sing or play
well enough to do studio work.
722
00:44:57,942 --> 00:44:59,671
What if his songs don't sell?
723
00:44:59,844 --> 00:45:03,837
J.T.'s always managed
to land on his feet in the past.
724
00:45:04,048 --> 00:45:08,348
Yeah. It's one thing to be knocking around
the country when you're 20.
725
00:45:08,519 --> 00:45:13,252
It's another to be doing it at 35.
I worry about him.
726
00:45:13,424 --> 00:45:15,858
Are you real disappointed?
727
00:45:16,127 --> 00:45:18,425
About him and Maura?
728
00:45:19,130 --> 00:45:22,463
Yeah, I'm disappointed.
729
00:45:22,967 --> 00:45:24,696
I'll live.
730
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:40,940
Hey! Hey, you guys!
Come on, play with the big boys.
731
00:45:44,255 --> 00:45:48,351
You know, Jeff wasn't kidding about
that sympathetic withdrawal stuff.
732
00:45:48,526 --> 00:45:51,290
He takes on all the classic addict symptoms:
733
00:45:51,462 --> 00:45:54,795
Jumpiness. Weight change.
Loss of sexual appetite.
734
00:45:54,965 --> 00:45:57,195
He was always really intense.
735
00:45:57,368 --> 00:45:59,495
Finally wore me down.
736
00:45:59,670 --> 00:46:03,970
Ever since VISTA, his causes
have been getting loster and loster.
737
00:46:04,141 --> 00:46:07,440
Like he's just trying to see how much
he can put himself through.
738
00:46:07,611 --> 00:46:09,636
And J.T.?
739
00:46:09,814 --> 00:46:14,217
I know it seems awful sudden, but I went
through most of my period of mourning...
740
00:46:14,385 --> 00:46:17,912
...when I was still with Jeff.
I'm over that now.
741
00:46:18,089 --> 00:46:23,356
I just wanna have fun again.
Feel good about myself. Is that so bad?
742
00:46:24,995 --> 00:46:27,088
There any guys at school
you're interested in?
743
00:46:27,264 --> 00:46:29,289
Doctors? Sons of doctors?
744
00:46:29,467 --> 00:46:33,528
You know those TV ads,
"Nine out of 10 doctors recommend"?
745
00:46:33,704 --> 00:46:37,435
Oh, don't believe them.
Nine out of 10 doctors are douche bags.
746
00:46:37,608 --> 00:46:39,735
I trust them as far as I can throw them.
747
00:46:39,910 --> 00:46:42,242
I'm sorry to hear that.
I thought you were liking it.
748
00:46:42,413 --> 00:46:47,578
Oh, the company stinks. School's great.
I delivered a baby last week.
749
00:46:47,751 --> 00:46:50,584
-You're kidding.
-I was nervous.
750
00:46:50,754 --> 00:46:54,952
But I felt like I was in complete control
the whole time. The woman was scared.
751
00:46:55,126 --> 00:46:58,095
But I got her to trust me, and we
talked about what was happening...
752
00:46:58,262 --> 00:47:01,925
...and what was going to happen next and
what we'd try if there were complications.
753
00:47:02,099 --> 00:47:04,897
And I could see her relax.
Even with all that pain...
754
00:47:05,069 --> 00:47:08,903
...I could see her open up to it,
and we were on the same side.
755
00:47:09,073 --> 00:47:13,009
You know, I wasn't bullshitting her
or condescending or anything like that.
756
00:47:13,177 --> 00:47:16,772
-And then it started coming out.
-Jesus.
757
00:47:16,947 --> 00:47:22,044
-I cried like a baby when it was over.
-You're gonna be a great doctor.
758
00:47:22,219 --> 00:47:25,780
Yeah. I think I am.
759
00:47:26,557 --> 00:47:28,149
-Chip!
-Under! Under!
760
00:47:28,325 --> 00:47:31,294
-Upper tip!
-His is some temper.
761
00:47:34,765 --> 00:47:38,098
-Forget it. Outside again. Outside.
-I got it, I got it, got it.
762
00:47:38,302 --> 00:47:40,827
-No idea what you'll do next?
-Go and see my mother.
763
00:47:41,005 --> 00:47:44,566
Maybe look for some work down there.
Who knows?
764
00:47:45,075 --> 00:47:46,303
-Hey.
-Hi.
765
00:47:46,477 --> 00:47:50,641
Excuse me. Have you seen Howie?
766
00:47:50,814 --> 00:47:52,782
Howie. I don't think I know a Howie.
767
00:47:52,950 --> 00:47:56,511
He's tall, sort of light-haired.
He was with Ron Desjardins.
768
00:47:56,687 --> 00:47:59,679
-Oh, Mike's friend Howie.
-They were gonna come over here.
769
00:47:59,857 --> 00:48:02,951
The guys all went to play basketball.
Maybe they ended up there.
770
00:48:03,127 --> 00:48:04,321
These all yours?
771
00:48:04,495 --> 00:48:08,659
God, I hope not. Just this one and that one.
And I got one at my mother's.
772
00:48:08,832 --> 00:48:11,232
Wow. You wanna sit a bit?
We got some iced tea.
773
00:48:11,402 --> 00:48:15,600
No, thanks. I gotta find Howie.
Come on, all of you, let's go. Bye, now.
774
00:48:15,773 --> 00:48:17,138
-Bye.
-Bye-bye.
775
00:48:17,608 --> 00:48:20,634
Three kids, Jesus.
776
00:48:20,811 --> 00:48:23,609
There but for the grace of Ovral-21 .
777
00:48:28,052 --> 00:48:29,849
Short.
778
00:48:32,790 --> 00:48:34,189
It's up.
779
00:48:35,492 --> 00:48:37,517
-Back, back!
-Oh, yeah!
780
00:48:37,728 --> 00:48:39,992
Got him. You got him.
781
00:48:40,464 --> 00:48:42,728
-Back!
-Got him.
782
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:46,996
-Oh, yeah!
-I got him. I got it!
783
00:48:51,675 --> 00:48:53,802
-It's up.
-I got it, I got it.
784
00:49:02,620 --> 00:49:05,953
-I got it. Michael, Michael!
-Stay with him.
785
00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:10,727
-Got it, got it.
-Mike, stay on him.
786
00:49:12,363 --> 00:49:14,228
-I got him.
-Nothing, nothing.
787
00:49:16,967 --> 00:49:20,368
-All right. Wide open.
-Yeah! Oh, yeah!
788
00:49:22,139 --> 00:49:24,334
Nothing.
789
00:49:26,377 --> 00:49:28,174
Shoot it!
790
00:49:28,345 --> 00:49:30,313
Nice, nice.
791
00:49:30,547 --> 00:49:32,276
That's it, that's it, that's it.
792
00:49:35,185 --> 00:49:37,449
-Take the shot.
-Okay.
793
00:49:39,690 --> 00:49:41,954
-Jesus.
-Okay, okay.
794
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,757
-Go, go.
-Got it.
795
00:49:45,696 --> 00:49:46,788
I got it.
796
00:49:52,703 --> 00:49:54,534
Nice, nice.
797
00:49:54,738 --> 00:49:56,638
Baby.
798
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,205
-Got it.
-Watch it here.
799
00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,433
J.T.!
800
00:50:02,046 --> 00:50:04,310
-I got it. I got it, I got it.
-J.T.!
801
00:50:05,983 --> 00:50:07,041
Nice tip.
802
00:50:08,218 --> 00:50:09,446
-Turn it around!
-Damn it.
803
00:50:09,586 --> 00:50:10,848
-Call it.
-Foul.
804
00:50:12,256 --> 00:50:13,985
-That's out.
-Their ball, their ball.
805
00:50:15,459 --> 00:50:18,360
-That's going out!
-That's ours, that's ours.
806
00:50:18,529 --> 00:50:20,360
Outside, outside.
807
00:50:21,298 --> 00:50:24,461
-Coming through, coming through.
-Watch the run.
808
00:50:24,635 --> 00:50:25,863
-Shit, man.
-Are you all right?
809
00:50:26,036 --> 00:50:27,731
-God, I creamed my head.
-You okay, J.T.?
810
00:50:27,905 --> 00:50:29,532
-Kung-fu defense there.
-You okay?
811
00:50:29,707 --> 00:50:31,641
-What is this, hockey?
-Forgot about the pole.
812
00:50:31,809 --> 00:50:33,743
We better take a break.
813
00:50:34,011 --> 00:50:35,535
Soak it in Epsom salt.
814
00:50:35,713 --> 00:50:38,375
-My head?
-Coach used to prescribe it for everything.
815
00:50:38,549 --> 00:50:41,985
-Sprain an ankle, sprain a wrist, break a leg.
-Soak it in Epsom salts.
816
00:50:42,152 --> 00:50:44,484
-Yeah, go soak it, Desjardins.
-Go soak it, Dawnly.
817
00:50:44,655 --> 00:50:45,747
Soak it, both of you.
818
00:50:47,891 --> 00:50:50,121
I'm crippled.
819
00:50:55,566 --> 00:50:57,329
They crippled me.
820
00:50:57,501 --> 00:51:01,164
First time his wife got pregnant, coach
probably had her soak it in Epsom salts...
821
00:51:01,338 --> 00:51:02,498
...keep the swelling down.
822
00:51:02,673 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaking of swelling, you're getting
a tire there, Dawnly. 20 laps.
823
00:51:06,210 --> 00:51:09,111
-Full-court drill.
-Wind sprints.
824
00:51:09,279 --> 00:51:11,270
-Fucking a.
-Hey, Howie, you finished?
825
00:51:11,448 --> 00:51:13,916
-Hi, honey. Where's the kids?
-I left them at my mother's.
826
00:51:14,084 --> 00:51:16,416
-You got kids, Howie?
-Yeah, didn't you know that?
827
00:51:16,587 --> 00:51:18,851
-Hey, you remember Mike, don't you?
-Hi, Mike.
828
00:51:19,022 --> 00:51:20,717
-Hi, Carol.
-What were you in when...
829
00:51:20,891 --> 00:51:23,587
-...Ron and Mike and me were seniors?
-10th grade.
830
00:51:23,761 --> 00:51:28,061
Yeah. Probably had a crush on Mike, right?
Worked on his Student Council campaign.
831
00:51:28,232 --> 00:51:34,068
Yeah, I got Debbie and Stacey and
Benjamin. Debbie's 5, Stacey's 3...
832
00:51:34,238 --> 00:51:37,139
-Two and a half.
-...and Benjamin's still in the toddler stage.
833
00:51:37,307 --> 00:51:38,638
He's 15 months.
834
00:51:38,809 --> 00:51:41,039
The lodge called,
they want you to work tonight.
835
00:51:41,245 --> 00:51:42,974
-Shit.
-So tell them you don't want to.
836
00:51:43,147 --> 00:51:47,516
No, I got to. Are you and Katie
planning on kids?
837
00:51:47,684 --> 00:51:49,447
We're not even married yet.
838
00:51:49,620 --> 00:51:53,454
Yeah, well, think long and hard, buddy.
Think long and hard.
839
00:51:53,624 --> 00:51:57,754
-You done, Howie? We gotta go shopping.
-Give me a break. I'm all pitted out here.
840
00:51:57,928 --> 00:52:01,489
-Come on. Sit down, be friendly.
-Howie!
841
00:52:01,665 --> 00:52:06,193
She did have a crush on you.
She's shy, aren't you? Aren't you?
842
00:52:06,570 --> 00:52:10,472
-No shit, are you hurt?
-Just a little headache, that's all.
843
00:52:10,641 --> 00:52:13,303
-I'm sorry. I--
-Your subconscious did it.
844
00:52:13,477 --> 00:52:16,446
-I forgot about the pole.
-Monsters from the id.
845
00:52:16,613 --> 00:52:18,979
We're out of shape.
The game was falling apart.
846
00:52:19,149 --> 00:52:21,640
That was not the body check
of a man who's out of shape.
847
00:52:21,819 --> 00:52:26,518
-Look, if I was out for revenge I'd--
-You would have slam-dunked my guitar.
848
00:52:29,092 --> 00:52:30,923
You really going to L.A.?
849
00:52:31,094 --> 00:52:33,824
Don't you read People magazine?
850
00:52:33,997 --> 00:52:35,624
Written anything new lately?
851
00:52:35,799 --> 00:52:39,132
Yeah, I wrote a song
just the other day called....
852
00:52:39,303 --> 00:52:41,396
It's called....
853
00:52:43,207 --> 00:52:45,505
I can't remember.
854
00:52:46,510 --> 00:52:48,842
This pain in my head.
855
00:52:49,012 --> 00:52:52,448
Mom? Dad? Who blew the candles out?
856
00:52:52,616 --> 00:52:54,607
Putz.
857
00:52:55,586 --> 00:52:57,451
Crippled for life.
858
00:52:58,422 --> 00:52:59,446
What about the faculty?
859
00:52:59,890 --> 00:53:03,155
Faculty? Forget it. Half the women
still live at home with their mothers.
860
00:53:03,327 --> 00:53:06,228
-What about the other half?
-The other half are their mothers.
861
00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:08,364
Okay.
862
00:53:08,532 --> 00:53:13,970
Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory
with the wrench.
863
00:53:15,739 --> 00:53:19,470
-The kids any fun?
-They're bananas. Out of their gourds.
864
00:53:19,643 --> 00:53:21,702
And you know right
where they get it from.
865
00:53:21,879 --> 00:53:25,246
The other day, Angela, one of the crowd
that hangs by my desk in the morning...
866
00:53:25,415 --> 00:53:29,681
...she's going on about tampons.
"I'd never use a tampon," she says.
867
00:53:29,853 --> 00:53:34,153
"My mother told me it could get loose in your
bloodstream and go right to your heart."
868
00:53:34,324 --> 00:53:35,450
You're kidding.
869
00:53:35,626 --> 00:53:38,493
You could write a book on what these kids
don't know about birth control.
870
00:53:38,662 --> 00:53:41,859
There's a whole course of study
in our school just for unwed mothers.
871
00:53:42,032 --> 00:53:45,559
-They're keeping them, aren't they?
-Remember the line about "nice girls don't"?
872
00:53:45,736 --> 00:53:49,069
What nice girls don't these days
is give up their illegitimate kids.
873
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:51,537
-They learned it on the soap operas.
-Okay.
874
00:53:51,975 --> 00:53:56,571
Mr. Green in the Ballroom
with the rope.
875
00:53:56,747 --> 00:53:58,681
Pass.
876
00:53:59,049 --> 00:54:03,110
There's stuff coming out now about how
bad pregnancy is for your body at that age.
877
00:54:03,287 --> 00:54:06,848
-I thought it was bad if you were too old.
-Well, if you're over 35...
878
00:54:07,024 --> 00:54:10,152
...the chances of complications
and birth defects start to go up.
879
00:54:10,327 --> 00:54:11,851
Thirty-five?
880
00:54:12,029 --> 00:54:15,465
Well, everybody's different,
but that's the present statistic.
881
00:54:15,632 --> 00:54:18,066
Doesn't leave much time.
882
00:54:18,235 --> 00:54:23,332
Let's see, Miss Scarlet
in the Library with the candlestick.
883
00:54:23,507 --> 00:54:25,498
Are you and Mike planning
on having any kids?
884
00:54:25,676 --> 00:54:28,076
Mike definitely wants them,
but I'm not so sure.
885
00:54:28,245 --> 00:54:30,543
I'd like about 15 years
to make up my mind.
886
00:54:30,714 --> 00:54:33,706
-I'm sure I want them, but who with?
-Put an ad in the classifieds.
887
00:54:33,884 --> 00:54:37,149
Wanted: father, lover, Rock of Gibraltar.
888
00:54:39,022 --> 00:54:40,284
So, what do you do?
889
00:54:40,457 --> 00:54:43,984
I don't know. My mother raised us alone.
She was miserable, but she did it.
890
00:54:44,161 --> 00:54:47,528
Playing theater games with other people's
little darlings was enough for me.
891
00:54:47,698 --> 00:54:48,722
For a while, anyway.
892
00:54:48,899 --> 00:54:53,927
Professor Plum in the Study with the knife.
893
00:54:57,407 --> 00:55:00,535
I'd have a kid right now
if things were right.
894
00:55:00,711 --> 00:55:04,238
-Would the senator give you maternity leave?
-Fuck the senator.
895
00:55:04,448 --> 00:55:08,384
I figure I'd wanna get to know a guy for
a few years before I went in on kids with him.
896
00:55:08,552 --> 00:55:11,214
I'm 30, right?
Puts a certain amount of pressure on.
897
00:55:11,388 --> 00:55:14,152
Do you wish you'd had them
when you were younger?
898
00:55:14,558 --> 00:55:18,688
Sure. Me and Dwight. The kid would've
been born with a Dexedrine habit.
899
00:55:18,862 --> 00:55:22,559
Right. And come out
in a little gelatin capsule.
900
00:55:23,033 --> 00:55:26,161
I don't know why I fantasize.
If it happens, it happens.
901
00:55:26,336 --> 00:55:30,136
Maybe I'll be 40 and adopt some
13-year-old girl's illegitimate child.
902
00:55:30,307 --> 00:55:33,208
-If she'll give it up.
-Right. Beats the hell out of a Barbie doll.
903
00:55:33,377 --> 00:55:36,540
-Oh, June, I'm home!
-In here, Ward!
904
00:55:36,713 --> 00:55:38,510
What?
905
00:55:38,682 --> 00:55:42,379
It's a little game we play.
Leave It to Beaver.
906
00:55:49,292 --> 00:55:51,260
Have fun?
907
00:55:55,766 --> 00:55:58,132
Come on in, the water's freezing!
908
00:55:59,269 --> 00:56:00,759
Do I take everything off?
909
00:56:00,937 --> 00:56:02,700
-Leave your socks on.
-No, really.
910
00:56:02,873 --> 00:56:05,433
-Off! Everything off!
-Irene!
911
00:56:12,349 --> 00:56:15,216
I don't know, it looks pretty cold to me.
912
00:56:15,385 --> 00:56:18,650
Jesus, now we know
what Irene sees in Chip.
913
00:56:18,822 --> 00:56:20,847
Oh, yeah. She told me about that.
914
00:56:21,024 --> 00:56:22,924
What was that Teddy Roosevelt always said?
915
00:56:23,093 --> 00:56:26,893
-"Speak softly and carry--"
-Right, right.
916
00:56:27,064 --> 00:56:30,591
-Hey, the pole vault's over here!
-Katie!
917
00:56:40,577 --> 00:56:43,273
That "working within the system"
argument is just the first step...
918
00:56:43,447 --> 00:56:46,007
-...towards total co-optation.
-There's a difference between...
919
00:56:46,183 --> 00:56:49,175
...being co-opted and making
the changes necessary to be effective.
920
00:56:49,352 --> 00:56:53,015
-Effective, do you mean cost-effective?
-I mean fighting for what you believe in.
921
00:56:53,190 --> 00:56:55,886
No offense, but your senator
is just fighting to keep his job...
922
00:56:56,059 --> 00:56:58,994
-...and his house on Martha's Vineyard.
-Do you really know that?
923
00:56:59,162 --> 00:57:02,290
-Have you looked at his record?
-How did he stand on the Canal Treaty?
924
00:57:02,733 --> 00:57:05,896
Wait a minute. Don't tell me. Broke.
925
00:57:06,069 --> 00:57:07,832
Flat busted.
926
00:57:08,004 --> 00:57:11,303
This guy in Boston owes me. A woman
he was living with needed an abortion.
927
00:57:11,475 --> 00:57:12,806
Oh, worthy cause.
928
00:57:12,976 --> 00:57:15,069
Anyhow, I figure I could
thumb back to Boston...
929
00:57:15,245 --> 00:57:17,372
...but if we get beers tonight,
I'll need something.
930
00:57:17,547 --> 00:57:19,378
Sure. No sweat, no sweat.
931
00:57:19,549 --> 00:57:23,246
What do you mean, beer? I thought
you were drinking that stuff. That....
932
00:57:23,420 --> 00:57:24,682
-Wild Turkey.
-Yeah.
933
00:57:24,855 --> 00:57:28,951
I figured it'd look good on the album cover.
But I never really developed a taste.
934
00:57:29,126 --> 00:57:32,323
You are a wild turkey.
How about a 10, will that do it?
935
00:57:32,496 --> 00:57:35,465
Ten? Since when has it ever
taken me $10 to get loaded?
936
00:57:35,632 --> 00:57:38,328
You're talking to the original cheap drunk.
Just give me a 5.
937
00:57:38,502 --> 00:57:41,699
When the guy in Boston comes through,
I'll pay you right back.
938
00:57:54,985 --> 00:57:58,113
-I think we're being shown the goods.
-Local talent.
939
00:57:58,288 --> 00:58:02,281
-I think Ron has his eye on you, Frances.
-If only he wouldn't call me "doc."
940
00:58:02,459 --> 00:58:05,792
-I think he means it as a compliment.
-Are we looking at their pectorals?
941
00:58:05,962 --> 00:58:08,897
-Depends on where you're looking.
-Gluteus maximus.
942
00:58:09,065 --> 00:58:12,034
-The famous Roman emperor.
-What was that again?
943
00:58:12,235 --> 00:58:13,964
-You're sitting on it.
-Right.
944
00:58:14,137 --> 00:58:18,335
What do I know? I'm an English teacher.
Doc, huh?
945
00:58:18,508 --> 00:58:20,976
He must like you.
946
00:58:27,918 --> 00:58:32,378
But you don't understand. There are
international ramifications to these things.
947
00:58:41,331 --> 00:58:44,960
-You okay, honey?
-Yeah. Didn't feel like going in.
948
00:58:45,135 --> 00:58:46,762
A little tense, huh?
949
00:58:46,937 --> 00:58:50,395
It's one thing with both of them in
the same room and lots of people around...
950
00:58:50,607 --> 00:58:54,065
-...but here, with them....
-In the flesh, so to speak.
951
00:58:54,911 --> 00:58:57,778
Yeah. In the flesh.
952
00:59:03,687 --> 00:59:06,781
Don't tell me. Cocaine.
953
00:59:07,591 --> 00:59:10,253
-It's heroin.
-Right.
954
00:59:10,427 --> 00:59:13,453
One of the guys in the program gave it to me.
955
00:59:13,630 --> 00:59:16,326
-You're serious.
-I'm not sure if he meant it as a present...
956
00:59:16,499 --> 00:59:19,730
...or to prove he wasn't
doing it himself anymore or what.
957
00:59:19,903 --> 00:59:22,599
What are you carrying it around for?
958
00:59:23,106 --> 00:59:26,371
I don't know. I've been holding it
a week or two now.
959
00:59:26,710 --> 00:59:29,110
Christ, Jeff.
960
00:59:29,746 --> 00:59:35,082
You know, with all the drugs we used to do,
I never even saw any of this stuff.
961
00:59:35,252 --> 00:59:37,379
The guys say there's nothing quite like it.
962
00:59:42,025 --> 00:59:43,890
Yeah.
963
00:59:44,394 --> 00:59:47,761
Here. It makes me nervous.
964
00:59:47,931 --> 00:59:51,025
Of course, anything you gotta put in yourself
with a needle makes me nervous.
965
00:59:51,268 --> 00:59:54,169
What can you do on a snowmobile?
I mean, you can ride in the snow...
966
00:59:54,337 --> 00:59:57,033
-...it sounds like a chainsaw--
-Snowmobile demolition derbies.
967
00:59:57,207 --> 01:00:02,645
Snowmobile jousting, drag racing,
tug of wars, barrel jumping, marathons.
968
01:00:02,812 --> 01:00:06,077
-Ron, what are you doing up there?
-Trying to explain. Picture this.
969
01:00:06,283 --> 01:00:08,843
First Annual Mt. Washington Valley
Snowmobile Open.
970
01:00:09,019 --> 01:00:12,182
You get a big star....
Barry Manilow, right? Puts his name on it.
971
01:00:12,389 --> 01:00:15,620
Every day the sports announcer says,
"Latest developments from the...
972
01:00:15,792 --> 01:00:17,384
...Barry Manilow Snowmobile Open."
973
01:00:17,594 --> 01:00:19,619
-I almost think you're serious.
-Doc, wait up.
974
01:00:19,796 --> 01:00:22,560
I didn't tell you about
the snowmobile singles weekend.
975
01:00:27,637 --> 01:00:30,606
And do you have any comment
on the tomato, senator?
976
01:00:30,774 --> 01:00:34,175
You know, I've always been a student
of the history of the tomato...
977
01:00:34,344 --> 01:00:38,041
...and a great admirer of some of
the outstanding tomatoes of the past.
978
01:00:38,214 --> 01:00:42,981
Among the most colorful and dynamic
vegetables that this country has...
979
01:00:43,153 --> 01:00:46,782
-...the tomato is a--
-It's a fleshy fruit, sir.
980
01:00:46,957 --> 01:00:48,424
Pardon?
981
01:00:48,591 --> 01:00:52,527
A fleshy fruit. That's how the tomato
is classified, not a vegetable.
982
01:00:52,696 --> 01:00:56,530
Well, I'm always glad
to be corrected if I am in error.
983
01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:59,260
Damn staff, where are they?
984
01:01:00,203 --> 01:01:03,138
I can't help but remember
back when Jack Kennedy and I...
985
01:01:03,306 --> 01:01:05,433
...were freshmen senators together.
986
01:01:05,608 --> 01:01:09,100
Sitting down to our lunches
in the Senate commissary.
987
01:01:09,279 --> 01:01:14,546
Jack and I would be moved
by the fresh, red Maryland tomatoes.
988
01:01:14,751 --> 01:01:16,946
Then you could be classified as pro-tomato.
989
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:21,022
I don't think it's really a pro or con issue.
There are mitigating circumstances.
990
01:01:21,191 --> 01:01:25,218
Mitigating circumstances. The senator
is the master of the mitigating circumstance.
991
01:01:25,395 --> 01:01:28,523
We had six drafts of a speech
on the legalization of marijuana.
992
01:01:28,698 --> 01:01:30,325
-Seven.
-Right. Seven.
993
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:34,300
And not until we came up with one that said
absolutely nothing was the senator happy.
994
01:01:34,471 --> 01:01:37,065
-How does he stand on it?
-He's never heard of the stuff.
995
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,607
There is a bit of a panic on lately.
Used to be you could get a contact high...
996
01:01:40,777 --> 01:01:43,974
-...just walking into the boys' room at school.
-God, I'd love to get stoned.
997
01:01:44,147 --> 01:01:46,115
Spoken like a true drug counselor.
998
01:01:46,282 --> 01:01:48,307
Whatever happened
to the Nashville connection?
999
01:01:48,485 --> 01:01:51,147
Well, my credit rating
sunk pretty low in certain quarters.
1000
01:01:51,354 --> 01:01:54,346
-I haven't smoked dope in so long.
-I know. Memory lane.
1001
01:01:54,524 --> 01:01:56,116
-I've got some.
-Dope?
1002
01:01:56,292 --> 01:01:58,886
Only a couple of joints' worth.
It's pretty potent, though.
1003
01:01:59,062 --> 01:02:02,156
-It's in the glove compartment.
-Sounds great.
1004
01:02:02,799 --> 01:02:04,664
Okay.
1005
01:02:07,337 --> 01:02:10,602
-Is it any good?
-Dynamite.
1006
01:02:11,474 --> 01:02:14,773
Stoned again.
1007
01:02:58,021 --> 01:02:59,989
-Can I have a bottle of Lite, please?
-Sure.
1008
01:03:37,594 --> 01:03:40,119
You know what it's like?
1009
01:03:40,296 --> 01:03:44,460
-It's like-- Remember that guy, Ace? Ace....
-Ace Campana.
1010
01:03:44,634 --> 01:03:48,900
Ace Campana. 11th grade,
he buys that old T-bird.
1011
01:03:49,072 --> 01:03:52,098
-With the lightning bolt painted on the side?
-Right, right, right.
1012
01:03:52,275 --> 01:03:54,835
And every day after school
he's down at the Texaco station...
1013
01:03:55,011 --> 01:03:57,639
...pumping gas to pay for the insurance.
1014
01:03:57,814 --> 01:04:00,578
Every minute of every weekend
he's under the fucking thing.
1015
01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:05,050
He's got grease under his fingernails,
grease in the cracks between his teeth.
1016
01:04:05,221 --> 01:04:09,214
-He had a name for it, didn't he?
-Spitfire. Like the fighter plane.
1017
01:04:09,392 --> 01:04:12,759
He had to do more work
to support that fucking car.
1018
01:04:12,929 --> 01:04:16,330
-But when he bombed down Main Street--
-That's my point. That's my point.
1019
01:04:16,499 --> 01:04:21,596
He felt like a king. That car was like
his girlfriend. Like his baby, right?
1020
01:04:21,771 --> 01:04:24,069
Only he didn't have time for anything else.
1021
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:27,004
You thought of Ace,
you thought of that old T-bird.
1022
01:04:27,177 --> 01:04:30,340
Like one of those Greek things.
The horse ones?
1023
01:04:30,513 --> 01:04:35,974
-Centaurs.
-Centaurs. Half man and half T-bird.
1024
01:04:36,152 --> 01:04:38,916
Anyhow, that's what it's like
having these kids.
1025
01:04:39,088 --> 01:04:43,422
-It can't be all that bad, Howie.
-It's not that it's bad, it's all the work.
1026
01:04:43,593 --> 01:04:45,424
All the time you gotta put in.
1027
01:04:45,628 --> 01:04:50,031
I don't give a rat's ass for the senator except
when you put him up against the alternative.
1028
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,294
Well, there are other alternatives
besides who the Republicans put up.
1029
01:04:53,469 --> 01:04:55,334
None who could take the state though,
believe me.
1030
01:04:55,838 --> 01:05:00,275
Well, I guess if you're into,
you know, ballads, it's just that it's--
1031
01:05:00,443 --> 01:05:04,106
-Well, it's so corny.
-Lee's a rock critic.
1032
01:05:04,314 --> 01:05:07,909
-No shit. You get paid for it and all?
-A bit.
1033
01:05:08,084 --> 01:05:10,143
I have a column.
1034
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:13,756
Paid to listen to records. Jesus.
1035
01:05:14,557 --> 01:05:17,458
-You girls up from Boston?
-We've got some friends.
1036
01:05:17,627 --> 01:05:21,723
-They run a restaurant here.
-So listen. What kind of music do you like?
1037
01:05:21,898 --> 01:05:24,628
Oh, progressive rock, mostly.
1038
01:05:24,801 --> 01:05:29,670
-Which is that?
-Oh, King Crimson, Yes, Genesis, Rush....
1039
01:05:29,839 --> 01:05:33,331
Right, right. Heavy metal
goes to college.
1040
01:05:33,509 --> 01:05:36,501
Just kidding. It's a joke.
1041
01:05:36,946 --> 01:05:39,346
Well, it's the only thing playing now
with any kind of...
1042
01:05:39,515 --> 01:05:44,646
...sophisticated melody line that
still has its, you know, innocence.
1043
01:05:44,821 --> 01:05:48,348
-Innocence, yeah.
-J.T.'s a country singer.
1044
01:05:48,524 --> 01:05:53,257
Really? Like, professionally?
You get paid for it?
1045
01:05:53,429 --> 01:05:56,125
-A bit, yeah.
-Getting paid to shovel corn.
1046
01:05:56,299 --> 01:05:58,927
-Hey.
-Now, that's my main problem with country.
1047
01:05:59,102 --> 01:06:00,626
It's lost its innocence.
1048
01:06:00,803 --> 01:06:05,103
Yeah, lost it to Cowboy Copus in the back
of a '56 Chevy. I remember the night.
1049
01:06:05,308 --> 01:06:10,075
And then sometimes I'll go out with Carol,
and we got all three of them with us...
1050
01:06:10,246 --> 01:06:15,445
...and none of them is screaming
and they're being good and they're my kids.
1051
01:06:15,618 --> 01:06:19,145
You know, they're--
I want everybody to look.
1052
01:06:19,322 --> 01:06:23,554
Stacey. Stacey's....
She's a little person.
1053
01:06:23,726 --> 01:06:28,459
She's got little arms and little legs that work
and she talks now and....
1054
01:06:28,631 --> 01:06:32,397
And she's a person.
And she didn't used to be there before.
1055
01:06:32,568 --> 01:06:36,026
Except for Carol and me,
she wouldn't exist.
1056
01:06:36,205 --> 01:06:39,342
I feel like Ace Campana must have.
Bombing down Main Street.
1057
01:06:39,342 --> 01:06:40,138
I feel like Ace Campana must have.
Bombing down Main Street.
1058
01:06:40,843 --> 01:06:42,674
Hey, Howie, when you
due back on the desk?
1059
01:06:42,845 --> 01:06:47,179
Don't remind me. I'll have another
and then I'll go down.
1060
01:06:47,350 --> 01:06:49,147
There's a perfect example.
1061
01:06:49,319 --> 01:06:52,049
It's my day off, right? And no deliveries...
1062
01:06:52,221 --> 01:06:56,055
...I gotta go moonlight being the desk clerk.
Wears you down.
1063
01:06:56,225 --> 01:06:58,955
Yeah. I'd like to see your kids sometime,
Howie.
1064
01:06:59,128 --> 01:07:04,964
Yeah. Tell you one thing:
They beat the hell out of a fucking T-bird.
1065
01:07:05,168 --> 01:07:08,331
-You think it does any good at all?
-If I didn't I wouldn't be there.
1066
01:07:08,504 --> 01:07:11,302
I have a very limited,
very subtle kind of power.
1067
01:07:11,474 --> 01:07:13,203
But I do think it's had some influence.
1068
01:07:13,376 --> 01:07:17,369
I'm able to divert a little bit of the state's
power off to the people who really need it.
1069
01:07:17,547 --> 01:07:19,515
And what about Chip?
1070
01:07:20,149 --> 01:07:24,108
Chip still cries when he hears
the Gettysburg Address.
1071
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,948
My problem is the repetitiveness.
1072
01:07:27,123 --> 01:07:30,251
Women, wine and white line fever,
over and over.
1073
01:07:30,426 --> 01:07:32,724
Whereas progressive is existential.
1074
01:07:32,895 --> 01:07:36,729
You got these chromatic melodies,
right, to use for, like...
1075
01:07:36,899 --> 01:07:39,493
...a springboard into
all kinds of experiments.
1076
01:07:39,702 --> 01:07:42,170
Even the backbeat is full of nuances.
1077
01:07:42,338 --> 01:07:45,739
You know that there's a central
rhythmic idea going on...
1078
01:07:45,908 --> 01:07:48,308
...but you're never quite sure
when it's gonna pop up.
1079
01:07:48,478 --> 01:07:51,641
Now, you put your....
1080
01:07:51,814 --> 01:07:57,047
Your counterpoint on top of that,
your passing tones, your arpeggios...
1081
01:07:57,220 --> 01:08:03,125
...your polyrhythms, your parallel scales,
your focal harmonies...
1082
01:08:03,292 --> 01:08:08,525
...and it's uncertain, right?
It's exploratory.
1083
01:08:08,698 --> 01:08:11,132
It's like life.
1084
01:08:11,801 --> 01:08:14,793
Right. Exactly.
1085
01:08:14,971 --> 01:08:18,566
I mean, with country it's like you're
being told a story that you've heard before...
1086
01:08:18,741 --> 01:08:23,542
...but with progressive it's like you're
going into unknown territory. Exactly.
1087
01:08:23,713 --> 01:08:25,647
Are you in music too?
1088
01:08:25,815 --> 01:08:27,612
Drugs.
1089
01:08:30,853 --> 01:08:33,583
I get people off drugs.
1090
01:08:33,890 --> 01:08:37,326
-Oh, I--
-He specializes in rock stars.
1091
01:08:37,493 --> 01:08:40,291
Isn't a major group in this country
that doesn't owe its health...
1092
01:08:40,463 --> 01:08:43,091
...and what's left of its gray matter
to my man Jeff here.
1093
01:08:43,266 --> 01:08:47,032
Mr. Cold Turkey, that's what they call him
in the business. It's a tribute.
1094
01:08:47,203 --> 01:08:49,967
-It's a living.
-He's handled all the big ones.
1095
01:08:50,139 --> 01:08:52,130
Did you know Jimi Hendrix?
1096
01:08:52,308 --> 01:08:55,937
Poor Jimi. You win some, you lose some.
1097
01:08:56,112 --> 01:09:00,310
Excuse me. I've gotta go to the....
1098
01:09:00,983 --> 01:09:04,441
Yeah. I should too.
1099
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,982
All that beer.
1100
01:09:06,155 --> 01:09:09,090
Hey, hey, we'll hold onto your seats
for you.
1101
01:09:13,262 --> 01:09:16,925
-Where were they when we were 17?
-Where were they last Thursday?
1102
01:09:17,133 --> 01:09:23,072
Hey, hey, that was pretty good.
"Nuances of the central thematic idea."
1103
01:09:23,239 --> 01:09:26,970
-You know what they're doing in there?
-Number one or number two, most likely.
1104
01:09:27,143 --> 01:09:31,011
They are deciding who gets who and
they got number three on their minds.
1105
01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:35,514
Could be. I think you got to Lee
with your polyrhythms.
1106
01:09:35,685 --> 01:09:36,845
It's too weird.
1107
01:09:37,019 --> 01:09:39,579
Come on, Jeff, you gotta get back
in the ballgame sometime.
1108
01:09:39,755 --> 01:09:42,849
Not now. Not yet.
1109
01:09:44,494 --> 01:09:47,554
Okay, so we don't save their seats.
1110
01:09:47,730 --> 01:09:52,394
Hey, remember those two girls
at Skidmore that time?
1111
01:09:53,769 --> 01:09:55,964
Jeez, don't remind me.
1112
01:09:56,172 --> 01:09:58,197
-Another one, please.
-What was it?
1113
01:09:58,374 --> 01:10:01,172
-Oh, what the hell. Michelob.
-Sure.
1114
01:10:27,036 --> 01:10:30,972
Don't start with the Trilateral Commission,
that's like bringing in Hitler and the Jews.
1115
01:10:31,140 --> 01:10:34,439
Why not bring in Hitler and the Jews?
Or closer to home, how about Allende?
1116
01:10:34,610 --> 01:10:38,273
You're getting away from the point.
Do you not believe they're trying their best?
1117
01:10:38,447 --> 01:10:42,042
Either they're not trying or they're so
inefficient it doesn't make any difference.
1118
01:10:42,218 --> 01:10:45,153
We're not talking about efficiency,
we're talking about intention.
1119
01:10:45,321 --> 01:10:49,223
-They sincerely--
-Horseshit. You want another beer?
1120
01:10:49,392 --> 01:10:52,293
-No, thanks.
-That's horseshit, Chip.
1121
01:10:52,461 --> 01:10:55,624
Carter has about as much sincerity
as Ford had brains.
1122
01:11:12,214 --> 01:11:14,444
I wish I could sing.
1123
01:11:15,318 --> 01:11:19,914
It's like he's got two lives, isn't it?
His music friends and his regular friends.
1124
01:11:20,089 --> 01:11:26,085
I've never met any of J.T.'s music friends.
I wonder if he acts any different with them.
1125
01:11:26,262 --> 01:11:29,231
I can't imagine J.T.
acting different with anybody.
1126
01:11:45,147 --> 01:11:46,136
All right.
1127
01:11:46,282 --> 01:11:48,079
-Sunday!
-Sunday!
1128
01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:49,239
Sunday!
1129
01:11:49,418 --> 01:11:52,216
At Washington Valley Speedway,
thrills, chills and spills!
1130
01:11:52,388 --> 01:11:55,414
-Nitro-burning funny cars.
-Joey Chitwood and his Auto Daredevils.
1131
01:11:55,591 --> 01:11:58,788
-With Big Daddy Ross.
-You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll cry!
1132
01:11:58,961 --> 01:12:00,223
Sunday!
1133
01:12:00,396 --> 01:12:03,058
Dragsters burning rubber
in the biggest event of the season!
1134
01:12:03,232 --> 01:12:04,631
-Sunday!
-Sunday!
1135
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:07,701
-Sunday!
-Howie!
1136
01:12:07,870 --> 01:12:12,830
-What?
-It's your wife. The hotel's been calling.
1137
01:12:13,776 --> 01:12:17,303
I gotta go. Catch you guys later.
1138
01:12:19,915 --> 01:12:22,179
Sunday.
1139
01:12:45,775 --> 01:12:48,005
Of course, the surgeons
are the biggest egotists.
1140
01:12:48,177 --> 01:12:51,613
They're the ones that have
to make everything a big drama.
1141
01:12:51,781 --> 01:12:53,715
-They make the most money, right?
-Right.
1142
01:12:53,883 --> 01:12:57,819
The ones going into surgery have already
picked out what color Mercedes they want.
1143
01:12:57,987 --> 01:13:01,889
Then you have the orthopedists.
Oh, you got some real jocks there.
1144
01:13:02,058 --> 01:13:03,889
That's bones, right?
1145
01:13:04,060 --> 01:13:08,520
Lots of, you know, skiers
and rugby players and ex-quarterbacks.
1146
01:13:08,698 --> 01:13:10,256
They'll be the team physicians...
1147
01:13:10,433 --> 01:13:14,130
...at the local colleges.
In addition to their practices.
1148
01:13:14,303 --> 01:13:18,205
-You got any future shrinks at your school?
-Oh, yeah. Mental cases, most of them.
1149
01:13:18,374 --> 01:13:20,399
On the depressive side.
1150
01:13:20,576 --> 01:13:23,739
Not nearly as weird,
I'm sorry to say, as the gynecologists.
1151
01:13:23,913 --> 01:13:26,245
-No shit.
-I don't know what it is...
1152
01:13:26,415 --> 01:13:29,714
...but the men going into ob-gyn?
1153
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:35,050
It attracts some real strange characters.
1154
01:13:35,224 --> 01:13:37,692
-What are you gonna be?
-Obstetrics.
1155
01:13:37,860 --> 01:13:41,193
Obstetrics. So, what are you like?
1156
01:13:46,802 --> 01:13:50,738
-You shouldn't say things like that.
-Why not? It's a compliment.
1157
01:13:50,906 --> 01:13:53,807
Yeah, I can't tell when you're putting me on
and when you're not.
1158
01:13:53,976 --> 01:13:55,876
I'm not now.
1159
01:13:56,045 --> 01:13:58,479
-Promise?
-Promise.
1160
01:13:58,647 --> 01:14:03,812
-I wanna believe you.
-Well, try it. What do you got to lose?
1161
01:14:14,130 --> 01:14:15,392
Close.
1162
01:14:15,564 --> 01:14:17,361
Can I have a gin and tonic?
1163
01:14:28,677 --> 01:14:33,205
-What do you do the rest of the year?
-Go to 7-11 and watch Popsicles melt.
1164
01:14:33,382 --> 01:14:36,442
Then in the fall,
there's a big crab lice roundup.
1165
01:14:36,619 --> 01:14:38,052
I mean for women.
1166
01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:41,815
-Where do you think we get the crab lice?
-I'm serious.
1167
01:14:41,991 --> 01:14:45,188
-Any women in town you see?
-No.
1168
01:14:45,361 --> 01:14:50,060
The ones still here are either married
or wise to me or both.
1169
01:14:50,232 --> 01:14:52,393
Do you ever think of moving away?
1170
01:14:52,601 --> 01:14:56,162
Well, I fix cars. That's what I like to do.
1171
01:14:56,338 --> 01:14:58,806
In town, if somebody's engine
is running a little rough...
1172
01:14:58,974 --> 01:15:01,772
...brakes are shot, thing won't start,
they say, "Take it to Ron."
1173
01:15:01,944 --> 01:15:04,742
-Like the family doctor.
-Yeah, I guess you could say that.
1174
01:15:04,914 --> 01:15:06,643
But if I move somewhere else, a city...
1175
01:15:06,816 --> 01:15:09,216
...I'm just another guy
in a grease-monkey suit.
1176
01:15:09,385 --> 01:15:11,615
I mean, Mike, he got out of it.
1177
01:15:11,787 --> 01:15:15,416
He's got it made.
Mike was always different.
1178
01:15:15,591 --> 01:15:19,550
He said everybody looked up to you
in high school. You were sort of his idol.
1179
01:15:21,163 --> 01:15:26,624
I played sports. It was supposed to be
a big deal, but people knew better.
1180
01:15:26,802 --> 01:15:28,133
Did Mike really say that?
1181
01:15:45,287 --> 01:15:47,346
You wanna thumb wrestle?
1182
01:15:47,523 --> 01:15:50,651
I think I sprained it earlier.
1183
01:15:50,826 --> 01:15:54,455
You wanna tongue wrestle?
It's a legitimate event.
1184
01:15:54,630 --> 01:15:56,894
They got it on the Wild World of Sports.
1185
01:15:57,066 --> 01:15:59,933
Besides, it's a good way
to get to know each other.
1186
01:16:00,102 --> 01:16:03,731
-I know a few things about you.
-Name one.
1187
01:16:03,906 --> 01:16:07,774
I know that you got it on
with Irene last summer.
1188
01:16:07,943 --> 01:16:11,140
Well, see, you-- I got references.
1189
01:16:21,991 --> 01:16:23,822
Gin and tonic, please.
1190
01:16:34,570 --> 01:16:37,869
-A hotel?
-Yeah. The one Howie works at.
1191
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:39,667
They always got extra rooms.
1192
01:16:39,842 --> 01:16:42,208
I'd invite you home
but I live with my aunt and uncle--
1193
01:16:42,378 --> 01:16:43,902
Oh, yeah.
1194
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:46,875
So you wanna go?
1195
01:16:47,716 --> 01:16:50,480
Yeah, I think I do.
1196
01:16:50,653 --> 01:16:53,520
I shouldn't, but I think I do.
1197
01:16:53,689 --> 01:16:56,886
Oh, fantastic. We can kill two birds, right?
1198
01:16:57,059 --> 01:17:00,551
Because I want you to look at this thing.
I wanna know if it's my "prostrate."
1199
01:17:00,729 --> 01:17:02,720
Just as long as you don't call me doc.
1200
01:17:14,043 --> 01:17:17,638
-Do you have any L�wenbr�u?
-Yeah.
1201
01:17:17,813 --> 01:17:20,407
-Could I see some identification, please?
-What?
1202
01:17:21,617 --> 01:17:24,711
So Jeff and I get put in the cell.
1203
01:17:24,887 --> 01:17:27,378
-We're the only politicals in there.
-This is Cambodia.
1204
01:17:27,556 --> 01:17:31,253
-No, the first time they bombed Hanoi.
-Right. There's this drunk driver...
1205
01:17:31,427 --> 01:17:34,453
...who's peed all over himself,
who's looking for his sister.
1206
01:17:34,630 --> 01:17:36,757
They're always looking for their sister.
1207
01:17:36,932 --> 01:17:40,197
There's these two black guys
who are high on something.
1208
01:17:40,369 --> 01:17:44,703
And there's this biker,
not Hells Angels, but something like it...
1209
01:17:44,873 --> 01:17:47,535
...comes over to us and demands
to know who we are.
1210
01:17:47,710 --> 01:17:51,043
So of course Jeff says,
"I'm Lenin, he's Trotsky."
1211
01:17:51,213 --> 01:17:54,876
The biker sneers and says
he doesn't like Polacks.
1212
01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:57,541
-So, we brought--
-I don't give a shit what they think!
1213
01:17:57,720 --> 01:18:00,780
You had months to talk to me
about it, but you'd rather be depressed.
1214
01:18:00,956 --> 01:18:02,617
-That's not true.
-The hell it isn't.
1215
01:18:02,791 --> 01:18:05,692
You enjoy depression. You thrive on it
and live on it like a drug.
1216
01:18:05,861 --> 01:18:08,193
You're not happy until everybody
around you is hooked too.
1217
01:18:08,364 --> 01:18:10,798
I never promised everything
was gonna be light with me.
1218
01:18:10,966 --> 01:18:13,662
And I never promised I'd stay with you.
1219
01:18:13,836 --> 01:18:16,828
You won't commit yourself to anything
you might fail at. Like acting--
1220
01:18:17,006 --> 01:18:20,737
I lived with you for five fucking years,
buddy. What the hell is that, puppy love?!
1221
01:18:20,909 --> 01:18:22,638
-Stop screaming.
-I will not stop screaming!
1222
01:18:22,811 --> 01:18:24,904
I can't talk to you
if you're flying off the handle--
1223
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,571
When would you ever come
and ask me if I was depressed?
1224
01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:31,550
-Why didn't you come to me and complain?
-I complained about it all the time!
1225
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:35,451
-All you ever did was make me feel guilty.
-Oh, hey, guilt is your hang-up, not mine.
1226
01:18:35,624 --> 01:18:37,649
You had problems, and I had problems.
1227
01:18:37,826 --> 01:18:40,158
Sometimes you can solve them
and sometimes you can't.
1228
01:18:40,329 --> 01:18:43,958
-Will you stop being so rational?
-I will not stop being rational!
1229
01:18:47,169 --> 01:18:50,366
Me and the missis drove from Peoria,
and the guy at the filling station says--
1230
01:18:50,539 --> 01:18:53,201
-Jesus, Ron.
-These are the finest accommodations.
1231
01:18:53,575 --> 01:18:56,976
-Hi.
-Hi. Look, Ron, we only got two rooms left.
1232
01:18:57,146 --> 01:19:00,013
Me and the missis don't need but one.
As long as it got them Magic Fingers.
1233
01:19:00,182 --> 01:19:03,447
-It drives the missis wild, them things.
-And you gotta be quiet.
1234
01:19:03,619 --> 01:19:06,554
-Where do we register?
-203.
1235
01:19:06,722 --> 01:19:09,054
See if you can make him behave, okay?
1236
01:19:09,224 --> 01:19:11,852
Have room service send up grease
and two bottles of Moxie.
1237
01:19:12,027 --> 01:19:13,016
Ron.
1238
01:19:13,195 --> 01:19:14,321
What am I supposed to do?
1239
01:19:14,496 --> 01:19:16,760
You heard her.
How am I supposed to defend myself?
1240
01:19:16,932 --> 01:19:19,526
-I don't think she meant to attack you.
-Didn't mean?
1241
01:19:19,701 --> 01:19:21,828
She deliberately waits
until she has an audience...
1242
01:19:22,004 --> 01:19:24,131
...strangers included,
and then she hauls off--
1243
01:19:24,306 --> 01:19:27,867
-He just won't listen. He never listens.
-It's okay, honey, it had to come out.
1244
01:19:28,043 --> 01:19:30,739
-If just once he would admit he was wrong.
-It's okay.
1245
01:19:30,913 --> 01:19:34,405
Look, it's hard. She wasn't expecting
to meet you here, Jeff.
1246
01:19:34,583 --> 01:19:37,108
What am I supposed to do?
Am I supposed to scream at her?
1247
01:19:37,286 --> 01:19:39,982
Hit her back?
Tell her what I think of her? Christ!
1248
01:19:48,063 --> 01:19:50,190
Do you mind?
1249
01:19:52,334 --> 01:19:54,768
She could have at least left her keys.
1250
01:19:54,937 --> 01:19:57,269
They went in her car.
1251
01:20:06,215 --> 01:20:08,615
Old Ron.
1252
01:20:09,284 --> 01:20:13,311
-Old Frances.
-Yeah.
1253
01:20:17,392 --> 01:20:20,190
-You okay?
-I don't know.
1254
01:20:20,362 --> 01:20:24,264
-Chip, there's something in the road. Chip!
-I see it, I see it.
1255
01:20:34,643 --> 01:20:37,669
Well, it didn't die of natural causes.
1256
01:20:37,846 --> 01:20:40,041
You think it was hit by a car?
1257
01:20:40,215 --> 01:20:42,445
I don't see any tread marks.
1258
01:20:42,618 --> 01:20:45,610
No, no, this baby was taken for a ride.
1259
01:20:45,787 --> 01:20:48,255
What do you think we should do?
1260
01:20:48,423 --> 01:20:51,085
Look for an all-night game warden?
1261
01:20:51,260 --> 01:20:54,354
Did you fellas lose something?
1262
01:20:55,164 --> 01:20:59,760
Look, we didn't shoot the deer.
We don't even have a gun.
1263
01:21:03,906 --> 01:21:06,500
They think we shot the deer.
1264
01:21:08,010 --> 01:21:11,309
How do you know it was shot?
No one said anything about a shooting.
1265
01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:13,778
-It might have been knifed.
-Or bludgeoned to death.
1266
01:21:13,949 --> 01:21:16,349
-Or strangled with a silk stocking.
-Or slowly poisoned.
1267
01:21:16,518 --> 01:21:21,012
-You blew it, you should have clammed up.
-You're taking the fall, kid.
1268
01:21:21,890 --> 01:21:26,224
-Just as long as they don't search the car.
-Oh, that's right.
1269
01:21:26,395 --> 01:21:28,863
The glove compartment.
1270
01:21:29,031 --> 01:21:33,297
"Top aide nabbed in drug bust.
Senator refuses comment."
1271
01:21:33,468 --> 01:21:36,062
Give me a break.
1272
01:21:39,575 --> 01:21:44,877
And that was for conspiracy to riot.
Charges dropped.
1273
01:21:45,047 --> 01:21:51,452
September 12th, '69, for criminal trespass
and resisting arrest. Charges dropped.
1274
01:21:51,620 --> 01:21:56,387
December 24th, '69, inciting to riot.
Charges dropped.
1275
01:21:56,558 --> 01:22:01,894
August of '70, for libel in Kentucky.
Charges dropped.
1276
01:22:02,831 --> 01:22:05,766
Five arrests, all in Kentucky in '71...
1277
01:22:05,934 --> 01:22:11,998
...for suspicion of possession
of a controlled substance.
1278
01:22:12,174 --> 01:22:16,042
-Charges dropped. Do you want the dates?
-No.
1279
01:22:16,211 --> 01:22:20,204
And then March 5th, '73, indicted
for destruction of federal property...
1280
01:22:20,382 --> 01:22:25,752
...criminal trespass and conspiracy.
Charges dropped.
1281
01:22:25,921 --> 01:22:29,186
-That's it.
-Okay. Next.
1282
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:42,903
Maura Tolliver. That's M-A-U-R-A.
1283
01:22:48,176 --> 01:22:51,873
-Address?
-Same as his.
1284
01:22:56,051 --> 01:22:58,383
Previous arrest?
1285
01:22:58,553 --> 01:23:00,714
Same as his.
1286
01:23:00,889 --> 01:23:04,154
Except for the three days in Washington.
1287
01:23:04,326 --> 01:23:06,191
We got separated.
1288
01:23:07,162 --> 01:23:10,723
Sit right there and behave yourself.
I have a call to make.
1289
01:23:10,899 --> 01:23:13,299
Yes, sir.
1290
01:23:15,137 --> 01:23:18,436
About another half-hour tillthe vegetables go soft. Then you strain them.
1291
01:23:19,775 --> 01:23:22,676
-She don't got a strainer.-She got a colander?
1292
01:23:22,844 --> 01:23:27,213
-You mean that spaghetti thing?-Right. You can use that to swish it around.
1293
01:23:27,382 --> 01:23:29,942
Then you pull out your joints,put the stock in the fridge...
1294
01:23:30,118 --> 01:23:31,745
...till the fat comes up to the top.
1295
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:36,482
-Scoop that off, right?-Right. Then you reheat the stock.
1296
01:23:36,658 --> 01:23:39,218
Say, did you hear aboutthe break-in up on Deer's End?
1297
01:23:39,394 --> 01:23:42,693
-You mean that summer place?-It must have been kids.
1298
01:23:42,864 --> 01:23:45,389
You people together?
1299
01:23:47,102 --> 01:23:51,300
We're in for....
What do you call deer murder?
1300
01:23:51,473 --> 01:23:53,771
-Bambicide.
-Right, Bambicide. Right.
1301
01:23:53,942 --> 01:23:58,641
And conspiracy to deprive a furry
woodland creature of its civil rights.
1302
01:23:58,814 --> 01:24:01,374
Jacking deer, eh?
1303
01:24:01,550 --> 01:24:03,711
What's your beef?
1304
01:24:04,419 --> 01:24:07,183
-Drunk.
-No.
1305
01:24:07,622 --> 01:24:09,283
Drunk.
1306
01:24:09,991 --> 01:24:13,085
Second time this week.
1307
01:24:13,362 --> 01:24:14,454
Drunk.
1308
01:24:14,696 --> 01:24:18,359
-Is that a crime?
-Tourist season it is.
1309
01:24:18,533 --> 01:24:23,561
Rest of the year you can lay out
on the sidewalks for all they care.
1310
01:24:28,977 --> 01:24:33,505
-You're Dawnly, ain't you?
-Right.
1311
01:24:34,516 --> 01:24:37,076
-And you're...?
-Norman Gedes.
1312
01:24:37,252 --> 01:24:40,153
I used to referee some
when you played at the school.
1313
01:24:40,689 --> 01:24:42,452
What are you doing these days?
1314
01:24:42,624 --> 01:24:45,923
Since the Shoe Works went under...
1315
01:24:46,094 --> 01:24:49,188
...mostly I been drinking.
1316
01:24:52,834 --> 01:24:56,463
Take all of you people to nail one buck?
1317
01:24:59,574 --> 01:25:03,408
It was just lying there
with its feet tied together.
1318
01:25:04,813 --> 01:25:07,145
Must have been an easy shot, then.
1319
01:25:09,518 --> 01:25:13,477
-How many points?
-I didn't count.
1320
01:25:13,655 --> 01:25:18,854
-You're not from here, are you?
-No. Just Mike.
1321
01:25:19,528 --> 01:25:25,592
Lucky sons of bitches. I been jacking deer
in these woods all my life.
1322
01:25:25,767 --> 01:25:28,668
Never stumbled across one
that was gift-wrapped.
1323
01:25:31,206 --> 01:25:34,642
-Norman!
-Coming.
1324
01:25:40,248 --> 01:25:44,878
Son, plead self-defense.
1325
01:25:45,053 --> 01:25:47,385
It's your only hope.
1326
01:25:52,794 --> 01:25:54,853
I remember he refereed a game
drunk once.
1327
01:25:55,030 --> 01:25:58,966
He couldn't get his wind to blow the whistle.
It was like a free-for-all.
1328
01:25:59,501 --> 01:26:03,130
Hey, you know, we got almost
all the original Secaucus Seven here.
1329
01:26:03,305 --> 01:26:05,205
That's right.
1330
01:26:05,373 --> 01:26:07,534
-What's that?
-An in-joke. You had to be there.
1331
01:26:07,709 --> 01:26:11,042
It was one of the last Washington marches,
and we all ended up going down...
1332
01:26:11,213 --> 01:26:12,976
...from Boston in this station wagon.
1333
01:26:13,148 --> 01:26:15,981
-Which Jeff borrowed from a friend of his.
-An acquaintance.
1334
01:26:16,151 --> 01:26:20,247
-Some dude he thought he knew real well.
-We didn't all know each other that well yet.
1335
01:26:20,422 --> 01:26:22,413
It was me and Katie and Jeff and Maura...
1336
01:26:22,591 --> 01:26:25,958
...and J.T. and Irene and--
Frances. Frances was the other one.
1337
01:26:26,127 --> 01:26:28,322
We get on the Jersey Turnpike
and we're low on gas...
1338
01:26:28,497 --> 01:26:29,964
...so we get off in Secaucus.
1339
01:26:30,131 --> 01:26:33,965
-Right where you pick up the Lincoln Tunnel.
-In two seconds we're busted.
1340
01:26:34,135 --> 01:26:36,262
Every cop on the Eastern Seaboard
was out...
1341
01:26:36,438 --> 01:26:38,668
...trying to pick off pinkos
on their way to Washington.
1342
01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:41,035
-The guy looks in the back of our trunk.
-No warrant.
1343
01:26:41,209 --> 01:26:43,404
-There's a rifle and an ounce of dope.
-Yeah, right.
1344
01:26:43,578 --> 01:26:46,604
The cop says rifle's okay, right,
but that marijuana....
1345
01:26:46,781 --> 01:26:50,512
We thought the guy who loaned us the car
was an FBI plant who set us up.
1346
01:26:50,685 --> 01:26:54,086
-It turned out he was just stupid.
-So we spend the night in the cooler.
1347
01:26:54,256 --> 01:26:57,191
Adjoining cells for men and women.
Segregated from the prisoners.
1348
01:26:57,359 --> 01:26:58,951
So we don't poison their minds.
1349
01:26:59,127 --> 01:27:02,153
And we get hysterical,
calling ourselves the Secaucus Seven...
1350
01:27:02,330 --> 01:27:06,528
...and doing numbers from Jimmy Cagney
and George Raft and-- What was that movie?
1351
01:27:06,701 --> 01:27:08,100
-Salt of the Earth.
-Right.
1352
01:27:08,270 --> 01:27:12,707
We want the formula.We want the formula.
1353
01:27:12,874 --> 01:27:14,432
-Did you get sentenced?
-No, no.
1354
01:27:14,609 --> 01:27:17,077
The turd that busted us must
not have watched Dragnet.
1355
01:27:17,245 --> 01:27:19,770
He made such a mess of the case,
the judge threw it out.
1356
01:27:19,948 --> 01:27:21,472
He kept the ounce, however.
1357
01:27:21,650 --> 01:27:26,019
We want the formula.We want the formula.
1358
01:27:26,187 --> 01:27:29,156
We want the formula.
1359
01:27:30,625 --> 01:27:34,220
-You can all go now.
-Don't tell me. Norman confessed.
1360
01:27:34,396 --> 01:27:37,888
He took the turn too fast,
and it slid off his hood.
1361
01:27:42,938 --> 01:27:46,066
-Where did you dump it?
-What?
1362
01:27:46,241 --> 01:27:48,641
The heroin, where did you dump it?
1363
01:27:48,810 --> 01:27:52,143
It's in my pocket.
I forgot all about it.
1364
01:27:52,314 --> 01:27:54,214
Oh, Christ, Jeff.
1365
01:28:05,894 --> 01:28:08,795
-Are you okay?
-I took some aspirin.
1366
01:28:08,964 --> 01:28:12,024
I just hope the room
doesn't start spinning when I lie down.
1367
01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:15,363
-You guys sure you don't mind?
-No, of course not.
1368
01:28:15,537 --> 01:28:17,835
We can talk in the dark
and pretend we're at camp.
1369
01:28:18,006 --> 01:28:21,066
If Frances comes back,
she can have the couch in the living room.
1370
01:28:21,242 --> 01:28:24,837
If I know Ron, she's not coming back.
1371
01:28:25,013 --> 01:28:28,073
Christ, Ron.
1372
01:28:28,249 --> 01:28:29,876
What's wrong with Ron?
1373
01:28:30,285 --> 01:28:31,912
Ron?
1374
01:28:32,087 --> 01:28:35,318
Yeah, Ron. What's wrong with that?
1375
01:28:35,490 --> 01:28:37,185
Nothing.
1376
01:28:37,892 --> 01:28:40,952
-I mean....
-I didn't even know you then.
1377
01:28:41,129 --> 01:28:43,495
I know that.
1378
01:28:44,366 --> 01:28:47,062
It's just that he doesn't seem your type.
1379
01:28:47,235 --> 01:28:50,932
-Do I have a type?
-No.
1380
01:28:51,606 --> 01:28:53,631
I mean....
1381
01:28:53,908 --> 01:28:57,901
-Ron's a very likeable guy.
-Right.
1382
01:28:58,079 --> 01:29:00,707
I can see that.
1383
01:29:02,851 --> 01:29:04,648
My turn.
1384
01:29:15,997 --> 01:29:19,296
He's got a fantastic jump shot.
1385
01:29:21,403 --> 01:29:24,930
Hey, I told you
I'd slept with a lot of guys.
1386
01:29:25,106 --> 01:29:27,040
You did.
1387
01:29:27,375 --> 01:29:29,900
I didn't expect to meet any of them.
1388
01:29:30,078 --> 01:29:33,070
Well, you met Tony,
that guy in Housing.
1389
01:29:33,248 --> 01:29:38,049
-And J.T.
-Oh, yeah. I forgot about them.
1390
01:29:41,523 --> 01:29:43,081
Hey.
1391
01:29:43,758 --> 01:29:45,385
Yeah?
1392
01:29:46,194 --> 01:29:48,992
You wanna put the mattress on the floor?
1393
01:29:49,164 --> 01:29:51,155
The mattress?
1394
01:29:52,567 --> 01:29:56,333
Oh, yeah. On the floor.
1395
01:30:00,809 --> 01:30:03,676
You're looking pretty good tonight.
1396
01:30:04,245 --> 01:30:06,577
So are you.
1397
01:30:08,850 --> 01:30:10,875
Ron, huh?
1398
01:30:11,486 --> 01:30:16,116
Ron's the least of your worries.
You should've seen Dwight.
1399
01:30:17,726 --> 01:30:20,286
I don't know,
I'll just go out there, I guess.
1400
01:30:20,462 --> 01:30:23,397
Try to make the right connections.
1401
01:30:23,932 --> 01:30:25,957
Then I'll cut some demonstration tapes...
1402
01:30:26,134 --> 01:30:28,898
...or get someone
with a better voice to cut them.
1403
01:30:29,070 --> 01:30:31,504
You're really gonna do it.
1404
01:30:31,673 --> 01:30:34,267
I'm gonna try.
1405
01:30:34,442 --> 01:30:36,808
It's no big deal.
1406
01:30:36,978 --> 01:30:40,880
There's thousands of shiftless mothers
out there trying to do the same thing.
1407
01:30:41,049 --> 01:30:46,385
-Yeah, but none of them can write.
-Oh, don't you believe it.
1408
01:30:46,554 --> 01:30:49,819
I've been in enough bars
and coffee houses...
1409
01:30:49,991 --> 01:30:51,891
...sat through enough amateur nights
to know...
1410
01:30:52,060 --> 01:30:55,257
...that there is plenty of people
the same level I'm at.
1411
01:30:55,430 --> 01:30:58,888
They're not Hank Williams
or Bobby Dylan or anything, but...
1412
01:30:59,067 --> 01:31:03,868
...they can string a couple of lines together,
think up a nice melody.
1413
01:31:04,038 --> 01:31:08,031
There is a shitload of luck involved.
1414
01:31:08,943 --> 01:31:11,741
I hope you're lucky, then.
1415
01:31:16,084 --> 01:31:19,884
Somebody overdid their stimulants.
1416
01:31:20,588 --> 01:31:24,581
It's female. It's definitely female.
You hear that last little phrase?
1417
01:31:24,759 --> 01:31:27,387
Yeah, and it's not Irene.
Irene is deeper than that.
1418
01:31:27,562 --> 01:31:28,995
Yeah.
1419
01:31:29,297 --> 01:31:31,993
-Maura?
-No.
1420
01:31:32,167 --> 01:31:35,796
She's got more
of an "Earl" than a "Ralph."
1421
01:31:37,038 --> 01:31:41,372
Oh, yeah, that is definitely
a ralpher, all right.
1422
01:31:41,776 --> 01:31:44,540
Couldn't be Chip, could it?
1423
01:31:47,081 --> 01:31:50,676
He'd hold it in. Sublimate.
1424
01:31:50,852 --> 01:31:53,446
-Oh, he seems okay.
-Not a bad guy.
1425
01:31:53,621 --> 01:31:58,081
-Bit of a young Democrat, but....
-That's better than a young Republican.
1426
01:31:59,961 --> 01:32:03,954
It's Katie. It's Katie.
It's definitely Katie.
1427
01:32:05,867 --> 01:32:08,563
He's real nice to Irene.
1428
01:32:09,003 --> 01:32:13,872
Yeah, he better be. I told him if he wasn't,
I'd have the Turk break his thumbs.
1429
01:32:14,042 --> 01:32:18,809
-Like with Paul Newman in The Hustler.
-You didn't.
1430
01:32:19,447 --> 01:32:22,143
No, I didn't.
1431
01:32:22,884 --> 01:32:26,445
A year ago I would have, but I didn't.
1432
01:32:29,624 --> 01:32:32,058
I hope she's okay.
1433
01:32:38,566 --> 01:32:41,763
-Jeff?
-Yeah.
1434
01:32:42,637 --> 01:32:45,105
You still pissed at me?
1435
01:32:51,479 --> 01:32:53,242
Yeah.
1436
01:33:01,656 --> 01:33:04,784
Don't lose any sleep over it, though.
1437
01:33:07,128 --> 01:33:11,497
It really is all finished
between me and Maura.
1438
01:33:13,601 --> 01:33:15,831
I'm sorry.
1439
01:33:18,573 --> 01:33:21,337
Sure, everybody's sorry.
1440
01:33:28,850 --> 01:33:33,116
You guys better start eating. We got
another two and a half dozen of these.
1441
01:33:33,288 --> 01:33:35,449
Who can eat?
1442
01:33:37,959 --> 01:33:40,393
You're inhuman.
1443
01:33:53,107 --> 01:33:55,598
I figure I'll hitch out
before it gets too much colder.
1444
01:33:55,777 --> 01:33:58,268
It's just the setting-up money
I gotta scrape together.
1445
01:33:58,446 --> 01:34:01,609
-That's why I wanted to talk.
-When that guy in Boston comes through...
1446
01:34:01,783 --> 01:34:04,980
-...I'll pay you back whatever I owe you.
-No.
1447
01:34:05,420 --> 01:34:10,255
I was thinking.... Well, I'm making
a lot of money these days.
1448
01:34:10,425 --> 01:34:13,417
It's almost obscene what I'm making,
considering what I do.
1449
01:34:13,594 --> 01:34:18,088
I mean, it's long hours, but it's not like
I'm mining coal or anything like that.
1450
01:34:18,266 --> 01:34:22,600
And what I was thinking was....
I'd make an investment.
1451
01:34:22,770 --> 01:34:26,103
-An investment?
-In your career.
1452
01:34:26,374 --> 01:34:29,605
People do it all the time.
Development money, like in a business.
1453
01:34:29,777 --> 01:34:32,746
And then when you hit the big time,
you can send me free albums...
1454
01:34:32,914 --> 01:34:36,611
...and free concert tickets
and get me Roberta Flack's autograph.
1455
01:34:36,784 --> 01:34:39,344
You wanna give me money?
1456
01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:43,047
I've got a couple thousand the bank's
probably using to invest in nerve gas...
1457
01:34:43,224 --> 01:34:46,125
...or support the South African government
or something.
1458
01:34:46,294 --> 01:34:49,320
I'd much rather have my money
doing something I believed in.
1459
01:34:49,497 --> 01:34:53,627
Hey, no, Irene, I mean the pressure it'd put--
I'd feel obligated. I--
1460
01:34:53,801 --> 01:34:56,395
No strings attached.
1461
01:34:57,472 --> 01:35:00,908
Hey, what's the matter?
You've borrowed money from friends before.
1462
01:35:01,075 --> 01:35:04,636
Well, yeah, 5, 10 dollars
here and there, but....
1463
01:35:04,812 --> 01:35:09,476
-Irene, I really appreciate it, but I couldn't--
-Damn it, J.T., I'm worried about you.
1464
01:35:09,650 --> 01:35:11,413
Yeah?
1465
01:35:12,754 --> 01:35:15,416
You always were real nice to me.
1466
01:35:16,257 --> 01:35:18,987
Always taking care of me, weren't you?
1467
01:35:20,161 --> 01:35:22,652
And I didn't do squat.
1468
01:35:23,931 --> 01:35:26,195
Take the money, J.T.
1469
01:35:27,368 --> 01:35:29,598
You going by bus?
1470
01:35:29,771 --> 01:35:32,934
Oh, here are my keys.
1471
01:35:34,208 --> 01:35:37,939
Here, you keep the apartment one
in case I'm out.
1472
01:35:38,112 --> 01:35:43,049
Oh, right. I'll have to come and pick up
my stuff when I get settled.
1473
01:35:43,217 --> 01:35:45,378
Any idea where?
1474
01:35:46,554 --> 01:35:49,955
You can forward my mail
to my mother's.
1475
01:35:50,792 --> 01:35:52,384
How about the furniture?
1476
01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:54,790
Keep it. It goes with the place.
1477
01:35:54,962 --> 01:36:00,059
-I could give you half of what we paid.
-That's all right. Don't bother.
1478
01:36:02,637 --> 01:36:04,730
Should I cancel your dentist appointment?
1479
01:36:04,906 --> 01:36:08,239
-Oh, yeah. Would you?
-Sure.
1480
01:36:10,912 --> 01:36:13,472
And don't forget the water bill.
1481
01:36:14,749 --> 01:36:19,652
I've been in more bars in the last couple
years than you guys'll be in in your lifetimes.
1482
01:36:20,154 --> 01:36:24,147
And there's this--
There's this guy you always meet there.
1483
01:36:24,325 --> 01:36:28,591
He's a professional drinking companion.
1484
01:36:28,763 --> 01:36:33,257
He may have a job somewheres,
but how he survives is off his friends...
1485
01:36:33,434 --> 01:36:36,426
...his old friends, the ones
that like having him around...
1486
01:36:36,604 --> 01:36:39,334
...because he reminds them
of when they were irresponsible...
1487
01:36:39,507 --> 01:36:42,203
...and didn't care if they made an ass
out of themselves...
1488
01:36:42,376 --> 01:36:44,867
...because they didn't have
anything to lose.
1489
01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:48,440
Those guys give me the creeps.
1490
01:36:48,883 --> 01:36:50,874
You don't want it?
1491
01:36:52,954 --> 01:36:58,620
My mouth is watering. It sure would
make things a whole lot easier.
1492
01:36:58,793 --> 01:37:02,285
But this time I figure I do it the hard way
or I just don't do it.
1493
01:37:02,463 --> 01:37:04,897
So I know everything I get is mine...
1494
01:37:05,066 --> 01:37:08,399
...and I can bring it back
and show it off to you guys.
1495
01:37:09,070 --> 01:37:11,561
And if it doesn't work out?
1496
01:37:13,307 --> 01:37:19,075
If it doesn't work out, you can get me a job
with that wart healer that you work for.
1497
01:37:20,581 --> 01:37:22,412
Come on.
1498
01:37:23,217 --> 01:37:25,412
Are you sure you guys can't stay
any longer?
1499
01:37:25,586 --> 01:37:29,522
No, we have to do a speech for the senator.
We'll have to write it out loud in the car.
1500
01:37:29,690 --> 01:37:33,182
A convention of Girl Scout leaders
from all over the country. Good causes.
1501
01:37:33,361 --> 01:37:36,728
You couldn't buy a box of vanilla
and two chocolate mint like everyone else?
1502
01:37:36,931 --> 01:37:40,196
Listen, I had a fantastic time,
really fantastic.
1503
01:37:40,368 --> 01:37:42,029
Wait, let's see the thumbs.
1504
01:37:42,203 --> 01:37:44,103
Turk, what do you say?
1505
01:37:44,272 --> 01:37:49,039
We'll let him go this time, but if he ever
hustles pool in this neighborhood again--
1506
01:37:49,210 --> 01:37:53,078
Take it easy. And tell the senator
his days are numbered.
1507
01:38:15,136 --> 01:38:17,900
And don't forget to send me
a copy of your first hit single.
1508
01:38:18,072 --> 01:38:21,405
Well, don't hold your breath.
Hey, where'd Jeff go to?
1509
01:38:21,576 --> 01:38:23,601
He was headed for the woodpile
with an ax.
1510
01:38:23,878 --> 01:38:27,075
He'll stay out of sight until we're gone,
and then he'll pop up and say:
1511
01:38:27,248 --> 01:38:30,979
"Oh, did they leave already?"
He hates to say goodbye.
1512
01:38:49,036 --> 01:38:51,368
In the last few months,
he was unbelievable.
1513
01:38:51,539 --> 01:38:54,372
He'd be sitting there at the kitchen table,
staring into space.
1514
01:38:54,542 --> 01:38:58,103
I'd say, "Jeff, what's the matter?"
He'd look at me like he didn't even know me.
1515
01:38:58,279 --> 01:39:02,443
He wouldn't answer. He'd just look at me.
He just wouldn't let me in.
1516
01:39:02,617 --> 01:39:06,109
6000 Salad Bowls, all aboard.
1517
01:39:06,287 --> 01:39:08,278
God, I'm gonna miss you guys.
1518
01:39:11,292 --> 01:39:14,227
-You still feeling sick?
-A little.
1519
01:39:14,395 --> 01:39:19,890
I get so excited having people around
I don't have to explain all my jokes to.
1520
01:39:20,067 --> 01:39:22,399
-You tired?
-Wiped.
1521
01:39:22,570 --> 01:39:26,062
Take a nap. We won't let you miss
anything important.
1522
01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:30,074
I'm used to staying up 2, 3:00,
you know, studying.
1523
01:39:30,244 --> 01:39:35,238
God, I used to be able to get stoned
and go out and carry on all night...
1524
01:39:35,416 --> 01:39:37,407
...and not even feel it the next day.
1525
01:39:37,585 --> 01:39:41,021
-You never could drink, though, Katie.
-True.
1526
01:39:47,695 --> 01:39:49,424
We should get our tickets.
1527
01:39:49,597 --> 01:39:51,121
I don't think I'll be riding.
1528
01:39:51,299 --> 01:39:56,430
-You're going to Boston, aren't you?
-Yeah, well, I figured I'd thumb it.
1529
01:39:56,604 --> 01:39:58,094
You're broke.
1530
01:39:58,272 --> 01:40:00,206
-What else is new?
-I'll pay for it.
1531
01:40:00,374 --> 01:40:03,207
-No, Maura.
-I really need the company, okay?
1532
01:40:03,377 --> 01:40:06,107
-In Boston, this guy owes me money--
-Forget it, J.T.
1533
01:40:06,547 --> 01:40:09,380
I don't expect anything from you.
I really don't.
1534
01:40:57,865 --> 01:40:59,924
-Katie?
-Out here.
1535
01:41:00,868 --> 01:41:03,860
-Jeff's gone.
-He is? I didn't hear his car.
1536
01:41:04,038 --> 01:41:06,700
-He left a note.
-That's just like him. What's it say?
1537
01:41:06,874 --> 01:41:08,364
-It's an apology.
-For what?
1538
01:41:08,542 --> 01:41:11,204
I don't know. It just says,
"I'm sorry. Love, Jeff."
1539
01:41:11,379 --> 01:41:13,574
Oh, God. Nothing else?
1540
01:41:13,748 --> 01:41:15,682
Just a huge pile of kindling.
1541
01:41:15,850 --> 01:41:17,715
And then he can say:
1542
01:41:17,885 --> 01:41:21,719
"I thought I could get away with
one box vanilla, two chocolate mint...
1543
01:41:21,889 --> 01:41:26,383
...like everyone else."
Katie would die if she knew.
1544
01:41:27,495 --> 01:41:29,486
What are you looking at?
1545
01:41:29,663 --> 01:41:32,223
You really did have a good time,
didn't you?
1546
01:41:32,400 --> 01:41:34,493
Yeah, I did.
1547
01:41:34,668 --> 01:41:37,398
I think I passed the test too.
1548
01:41:37,571 --> 01:41:40,165
You got a good beat
and you can dance to it....
1549
01:41:40,341 --> 01:41:42,241
I'll give you a 90.
1550
01:41:46,580 --> 01:41:48,070
Don't wake her.
1551
01:41:48,249 --> 01:41:52,413
If she sleeps late enough, maybe we can
talk her into staying for the night.
1552
01:41:57,925 --> 01:42:03,192
Well, I suppose we ought to take down
the volleyball net.
1553
01:42:05,366 --> 01:42:07,926
It's supposed to rain later.
1554
01:42:10,371 --> 01:42:12,862
Let me take some aspirin first.
1555
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:17,943
That dope of Chip's, Washington Gold
or whatever it was.
1556
01:42:18,112 --> 01:42:22,708
I think it was the coffee
at the police station that got to me.
1557
01:42:31,892 --> 01:42:35,487
And what are we gonna do
with all those eggs?
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