All language subtitles for Paddington Bear s01e11 Ride Em Paddington.eng

[theme song]

♪ Who gets into trouble from his head to his toes ♪

♪ Then gets out of trouble by the skin of his nose ♪

♪ Best of all who wind up smelling just like a rose ♪

♪ Lucky clucky Paddington Bear ♪

♪ Who politely tips his hat to say howdy do ♪

♪ Tries to right a wrong that's done to no matter who ♪

♪ Who is this fine character from Darkest Peru ♪

♪ Jolly gentle Paddington Bear ♪

♪ He's smart he's very honest ♪

♪ He's shy and sort of modest ♪

♪ Shy and modest smart and honest none can compare ♪

♪ When you need a friend you know he's gonna be there ♪

♪ He's the finest funnest bear you find anywhere ♪

♪ Cheerful charming ♪

♪ Paddington Bear ♪♪

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[instrumental music]

[horse trotting]

[guitar music]

♪ Oh my name is Rudy Tootin ♪

♪ And the West is where I roll ♪

♪ Riders ring and sheriff's shootin' ♪

♪ This is the West I call my home ♪

♪ On my faithful horse old Sunshine ♪

♪ I'm a cowboy through and through ♪

♪ And I sure will find it right fine ♪

♪ If you could be a cowboy too ♪♪

- Yahoo! - Yahoo!

What was that dreadful yelp?

[chuckles] Oh, just Paddington.

Since those Rudy Tootin films have been showing up on TV

he's become quite a cowboy.

Here comes my favorite part.

[instrumental music]

Well, is it ain't a famous Rudy Tootin.

Unarmed, I see.

Not quiet, Black Max.

'I'm never without my famous lariat.

thud

Paddington, what was.. Oh, my!

That's just what I was going to say, Mrs. Brown.

Like I said, not quiet unarmed.

A good cowpoke never lies.

Paddington, what happened?

"A good cowpoke never lies."

I broke your vase, Mrs. Brown. I didn't mean to.

'I was trying to rope that chair beside the television.'

I never do seem to hit where I aim at.

It's a bit difficult with paws.

I'm trying to be a good cowpoke like Rudy Tootin.

It's alright, Paddington. I'll clean up.

I'm very sorry, Mrs. Brown.

Wouldn't it be safer to practice with your lariat outside?

Oh, yes. That's sounds like a very good idea, Mrs. Brown.

You'll have no more trouble from me, ma'am.

I never did like this vase anyway.

Well, it certainly should be safer out here

in the wide open spaces.

Well, outside anyway.

'But I still need a worthy target.'

Uh-huh.

That little doggie oughta do just fine.

I say, what?

Oops, wrong doggie.

I'm sorry, Mr. Brown. I wasn't aiming at you.

I was just practicing to be a cowpoke.

Oh!

I didn't expect your head to be in the way.

Well, I..

Not that it was of course. Come, sit over here.

Oh, thank you, thank you very much. You're very kind.

Who, whoever you are.

I think I may give up trying to rope chairs.

A very good idea, indeed.

You have a nice rest, Mr. Brown.

Oh, goodnight.

Ah, let's see, what shall I rope?

'Uh-huh.'

A solid stone bird bath. Just the thing.

Watch out birds, here I come.

[birds chirping]

Oh, provided I don't hit something else, of course.

That didn't help. How am I ever going to get that rope down?

Well, a cowpoke is nothing if not determined.

Ah, tea time.

Huh?

[screams]

Come on, come on.

(Mr. Curry) Help, attack! Air raid!

Help, stop, I'll confess.

I did it. I did it.

Help. Help!

Oh, no. Is that you, Mr. Curry?

(Curry) 'Of course, it's me, bear.'

Who else will be sitting under my apple tree but me?

And there you are caught red-pawed with that rope.

I've got you now, bear.

The proper authorities will soon hear about this.

Malicious mischief, armed and dangerous.

Assault and battery.

(Paddington) 'Oh, no, Mr. Curry. You didn't

get assaulted with a battery.'

Those were apples.

Besides, I didn't do it on purpose, Mr. Curry.

I was only trying to get my lariat loose. Like so.

tap

Now, look what's missing.

And whose taken it, as if I couldn't guess.

I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Curry.

Please accept my apology.

Your apology?

You think that will make up for it?

Why, I must have been hit at least a dozen times.

I apologize. I apologize.

I apologize.

(Mrs. Bird) 'Paddington. Paddington!'

I'm sorry, Mr. Curry.

I was just trying to be a good cowpoke.

There you are. And what's that you've got there?

Your laundry line, Mrs. Bird.

(Mrs. Bird) 'May I?'

(Mr. Curry) 'A cowpoke?'

'You? A cowpoke.'

[laughs]

You're no cowpoke.

You're nothing but a bear with a clothes line.

[laughs] Oh, there is no need

to apologize bear.

You've more than made up for the pain with laugh.

[laughs]

(Mr. Curry) 'Imagine, cowpoke.'

[laughs]

(Mrs. Brown) How'd it go, partner?

Oh, Mr. Curry headed me off at the pass.

So, please don't call me partner, Mrs. Brown.

I'm no cowpoke. I'm just a bear with a clothes line.

At least I was.

Now, Paddington, you really don't expect

to become a real cowpoke without the proper gear, do you?

What do you mean?

I say, Mary, the queerest thing happened.

It seems that I fell asleep in that chair over there.

But when I woke up, I was in that chair over there.

Now, how do you suppose--

No matter, dear. We'll discuss it later.

Right now, we're all going on a shopping trip

to Barkridges Department Store.

'And do brush yourself off, Henry.

'You look affright.'

(David) What a great gift, Aunt Mary.

Yes, very generous of you, dear.

No, very generous of you, dear.

It was your credit card I used.

It was worth it. he looks marvelous.

He looks smashing, but where is he? Paddington?

(Judy) 'Well, if it isn't

Rudy Tootin himself.'

The name's Paddington, ma'am.

But thanks for the compliment.

Will you teach me some rope tricks

with your genuine Rudy Tootin lariat?

I reckon. But I must read the instructions first.

Well, now I have another surprise.

Since, we've come all this way Downtown

I'm taking everyone to a show.

That's very nice of you, Henry.

- But must it be today? - 'Yes, not today, dad.'

'Paddington's going to show me some rope tricks.'

- 'Me too.' - 'And me.'

(Jonathan) 'Girls don't rope.'

[instrumental music]

Oh, no.

Mornington Arcade, driver.

And don't dilly-dally.

No.

I bet girls are just as good as boys at lassoing.

And when we get home, I'll prove it.

I'm sorry, but we're not going home.

I've already rung the agency to book seats for a show.

It's a special surprise for Paddington.

Come to that, where is Paddington?

Paddington? Paddington!

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screech

snap

whoosh

thud

Really such wanton recklessness, inexcusable.

Aye, governor, you said yourself no dilly-dallying.

I didn't mean for you to risk life and limb.

Look here, if you want to get where you're going--

I shall walk, thank you.

Fresh fish. Fresh today.

Get your mackerel, you cod..

Your bear?

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You'd better put this one in water if you want it to

live.

Dash careless fellow, might have got us both in a wreck.

It's the decline of all standards, that's what I say.

'Nothing's as it used to be.'

'Uh, and more's the pity.'

We've asked everyone in sight.

Even the police.

No one's seen him.

How could he have got so lost so fast?

This is quiet dreadful.

Look what Paddington's gonna miss.

(Henry) 'Rudy Tootin is in town.'

'He's come direct from America.'

And I've got his tickets this afternoon

for his "Wild West Show."

- We can't miss that. - Well, we won't.

But we've gotta get moving, if we're gonna arrive in time.

We will stay in touch with the police, won't we, Henry?

- To find Paddington. - Of course, dear.

I say, wait.

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[pants] No cowboy worth his beans

would give this easily.

'Maybe I can head that lil' doggie off at the pass.'

Wait!

Ah.

I'll never catch that bus.

Perhaps, this is my lucky day, after all.

Uh, excuse me, sir.

[dramatic music]

So long, little doggie.

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Hmm. Looks like a bit of a drizzle.

Time to employ the old bumbershoot.

[instrumental music]

Ah, I guess it's time for the last round up.

But I can I round anything up without a la...riat.

'The weatherman didn't say anything about that'

'this morning.'

Yahoo!

whirr whirr

Oh, it's a long way back to Barkridges.

I'm sure the Browns must have gone home by now.

whirr whirr

Oh, excuse me. I'm terribly sorry.

[sighs] How am I going to get home?

What would a real cowpoke do?

What will Rudy Tootin do?

Huh! That it.

He'd rope himself a horse and ride it home.

Of course, it would have to be a stray.

Rustling is still a hanging offence in the west.

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whirr whirr

[music continues]

whirr whirr

whirr whirr

[horses trotting]

whirr whirr

[horses trotting]

Oh, I'm exhausted.

I don't know where I am.

And every horse in London seems to have been taken.

Ah, even Rudy Tootin would lose heart.

[neighing]

'Huh, Sunshine.'

I can't be dreaming. Oh, but I must be.

Ow, no, I'm not dreaming.

Which means you're real.

'Sunshine, can it possibly be you?'

Come here, I won't hurt you.

Oh, just this one time please.

'Let me hit what I am at.'

[neighs]

[gasps] I did it.

Whoa!

Oh, oh, help. Help!

Help!

(Judy) 'Where is the show daddy?'

(Henry) 'Earls Court

and unless this bus'

'gets a move on we shan't make it.'

Speaking of bears, don't be so glum, Jonathan.

We're all worried about Paddington.

But we will find him.

The police have his description and they can certainly

handle the situation better than we can.

Oh, but it won't be the same without him.

- 'Did you see that?' - 'No, what was it?'

I dunno, but he knocked me down..

- 'Sunday driver.' - 'Get off the pavement.'

- Look out. - He's coming back.

- Save yourself. - Oh.

Whoa, please, whoa.

- What is it, David? - I thought, uh, I think..

Yes, David.

I think I've seem too much TV.

(Rudy) 'Of all the doggone darn'

'fool things I ever heard of.'

How could you leave Sunshine stall wide-open like that?

We didn't, he nudged it open.

He's a very smart horse, sir.

But we believe we've seen your horse, Mr. Tootin.

'It's golden palomino, silver bridle and all that.'

Ah! That's him. That's Sunshine. Where is he?

I'm afraid he is being ridden through the streets by a bear.

A what?

We tried to catch him, Mr. Tootin.

(Rudy) 'Ain't nobody alive can catch

Sunshine exceptin' me.'

'And there's but one way to do it.'

(Paddington) Out of the way. Run away horse.

[screaming]

Oh, a cowpoke probably shouldn't say this

but won't someone recuse me?

I'm a-comin' Sunshine. Don't be afraid.

- Stand back. - Clear the way.

Don't panic.

[crowd cheering]

[instrumental music]

[galloping]

Takeover, Slim.

- I'm a-comin', Sunshine. - Help.

[gasps] Rudy Tootin?

Got ya. Easy boy. Whoa.

[neighs]

[crowd cheering]

Mr. Tootin, is it really you?

Um, me, alright.

But who might you be?

I'm Paddington Brown.

Your biggest fan.

Well, partner, do you know the penalty

for stealin' a man's horse?

[gulps] Hanging?

Whoa. Nice rescue, Rudy.

You ought a put it in the show.

Not a bad idea, Slim.

I'll see you back at the arena.

Come on, boy..

Did he say...show?

That's right.

And the penalty for horse thieving

is to be the main attraction.

Main attraction?

In your show?

Yippee!

Come on, Sunshine. Let's go, boy.

Yeah, I brought my "Wild West Show" to England.

To show these folks that America is a lot more civilized

than they thought.

(David) 'Isn't this something'

'I can hardly wait.'

What's holding up the parade?

Look over there. I think I saw a real Indian.

Mary, Mary, dear.

The most extraordinary thing's happened.

I called the police again..

Oh, Henry, this was such a good idea.

I'm only sorry Paddington isn't here to see it.

But that's just it. Paddington is.

I was right, look.

Here they come.

[instrumental music]

What's that, dear? I can't hear you.

- I said Paddington is-- - Look, trick riders.

Oh, Paddington would so have enjoyed this.

But that's what I'm trying to tell you.

- Paddington is-- - For real western Stagecoach.

[gasps] And look, here he comes.

It's Rudy Tootin.

Really? Where?

[crowd cheering]

♪ Oh my name is Rudy Tootin ♪

♪ I'm a cowboy through and through ♪

♪ Hope it's me for who you're rootin' ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm rootin' for you too ♪

♪ On my faithful horse old Sunshine ♪

♪ I've roamed both here and there ♪

♪ Here's a friend I've made whose right fine ♪

♪ By the name of Paddington Bear ♪♪

[instrumental music]

[crowd laughing]

Dear, what is it you were going to say about

Paddington?

Uh, nothing. Just that just he's the most remarkable bear.

whirr whirr whirr

Yahoo!

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♪ Dooba dooba doobi dooba dooba doobah ♪

♪ Dooba dooba doobi dooba dooba doobah ♪

♪ Dooba dooba doobi dooba dooba doobah ♪

♪ Doobi doobi dooba doobah ♪

♪ Dooba dooba doobi dooba dooba doobah ♪♪

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