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Oh, the fine print they put in an actor's
contract these days.
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Well, be that as it may,
uh, I'm Tony Randall.
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I'm appearing in this motion picture with
a fascinating and beautiful performer-
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A talented and gorgeous star
with a fabulous figure-
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I beg your pardon.
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There. I think you'll agree that her figure
is somewhat more interesting than mine.
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That is, if you're interested
in that sort of thing.
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Well, we also have several other
fine performers aboard.
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All of whom are appearing in this
delightful motion picture entitled, um-
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The title of this
delightful motion picture is...
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The Girl Can't Help It.
No, we made that. Hmm.
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Well, anyway, uh...
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this picture is about, uh, advertising
agencies and television commercials...
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and it is called
Gertrude, Crestview 5-412-
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Oh, no.
Well, anyway-
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Anyway, uh, the picture takes place
in New York City, New York.
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- And the name of it is...
- Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?
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Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?
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Our slip-easy pop-up
finger-touch ice trays.
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No matter how many
lushes you know...
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with a slip-easy pop-up
finger-touch ice trays...
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you have enough
ice cubes for all!
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Shelton's Beer is brewed crystal clear from
the streams deep in the forest swamps.
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You'll be way ahead
with Shelton's Beer.
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There is no head on Shelton's Beer.
No foam, just beer.
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Pour yourself a full glass
of that heavily-brewed...
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clear swamp water,
Shelton's Beer.
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Do you want to say good bye
to dull, drab hair?
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Then use Tres Chic.
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After drying, just run your comb
gently through your hair.
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You'll see the magic,
the miracle of Tres Chic.
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You'll see what Tres Chic
can do to your hair.
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You have just seen the handy-dandy
Dandy Electric Shaver...
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gently shave the fungus
off an overripe peach.
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Now watch the job
it does for my stubble.
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- Nothing, but nothing
stops the handy-dandy Dandy.
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It will leave you
clean-shaven in a jiffy.
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Now use
the handy-dandy Dandy.
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Each little crunchy
contains energy...
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contains pep for your growing
youngsters, builds strong legs...
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so that when they're older, they can stand
the long waits in the unemployment lines.
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Listen to the energy.
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It snaps.
It crunches.
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Remember, that's Crunchy Crispies.
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Oh, hello. I'm Jolly Jess.
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Uh, by the way,
do you like nuts?
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Well, if you do, don't say nuts, say
Frank's Vacuum-Packed Peanut Butter.
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It's great. Uh-huh.
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Mmm. The peanut in Frank's
Vacuum-Packed-
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Wow contains fallout,
the exclusive patented ingredient.
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Wow is gentle to your hands.
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It may be a little rough
on your fingernails...
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but with a clean kitchen,
you won't have to scratch yourself.
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Wow!
Wow is the wow-
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Rambunctious Rupert
is open day and night.
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Rambunctious Rupert
has the bargains.
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Take the car away.
Drive it off the lot.
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No money down, no collateral. Just leave
your wife with Rambunctious Rupert.
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If you're like me, with six dirty children,
and a big, filthy husband...
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then you can imagine how important
an easy-clean washing machine can be.
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It not only easy-cleans
those dirty, filthy clothes...
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but it's so gentle
on each garment.
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So gentle that it makes
wash day a day to remember.
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Uh, you won't forget wash day...
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if you use the easy-clean
washing machine.
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This is me again,Rockwell P. Hunter...
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and that's Madison Avenueaway down there.
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That's my street, my street ofgray flannel dreams.
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I'm employed on Madison Avenuein an advertising agency...
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way up here in the offices of La SalleJr., Raskin, Pooley and Crocket...
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or as we say,L.S.J.R.P. and C.
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I'm a writer,an author of TV commercials.
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This is my office, and that'sa photograph of my niece, April Hunter.
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April is a teenager,and she lives with me.
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That's my secretary,Jenny Wells.
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Jenny is not a teenagerand doesn't live with me.
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But she willwhen I can afford it.
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Jenny and I fell in loveone night last year.
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That wonderful night we weresupposed to be working overtime.
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That's my immediate superior, Henry Rufus,a vice president of L.S.J.R.P. and C...
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and the account executive of Stay-putLipstick, our most important client.
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Rufe is a big success.He has a key to the executive washroom.
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But the largest success of allis Junior, Mr. La Salle, Jr.
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He's the president of La Salle, Jr.,Raskin, Pooley and Crocket.
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He has his ownprivate washroom.
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He's been written up in Fortune,
profiled in The New Yorker...
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had his pictureon the cover ofTime...
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and he is a personal friendof Elsa Maxwell.
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Good morning,
Mr. La Salle.
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Yes, Mr. Rufus.
I called. He's on his way.
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Hi, Gladys. Mr. Rufus
wanted to see me?
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Go in, Mr. Hunter,
but watch out.
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He's probably on his fourth
tranquilizer by now.
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Hi, Rufe.
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Must be your fifth
tranquilizer by now.
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Gladys also tell you
I drank my lunch?
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She forgets
I eat the olives.
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That's where the nourishment is.
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Gladys talks too much.
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I ought to get rid of her...
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but, uh, she has it on me ever since I
got juiced up at that Christmas party...
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and made a couple of passes
at her I.B.M. machine.
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Well, I finished the new animated
cartoon commercial, Rufe.
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I think you'll like it.
It's to be sung by three chickens...
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to the tune of
"Old MacDonald Had A Farm."
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Goes like this.
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No.
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That's "Yankee Doodle."
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You have to imagine itsung by three chickens, Rufe.
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Singing commercials
are dead, Rocky boy.
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The surveys show the jingles become hits,
but the product doesn't sell.
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Rocky, I've got
some bad news.
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- Bad news?
- Concerns both of us.
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- Better have a bracer.
- I can take it straight.
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So can I.
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This is all gin.
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Well, it seems the Stay-put
account may pull out.
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This whole joint may "foldy."
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You and I
are slated for the chute.
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Well, that's how
the ball bounces.
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Wow.
Oh, boy.
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Gee, I was counting on a raise
pretty soon.
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Be my guest.
Numby-wummies on the house.
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What's the matter, Rocky boy?
No kopecks put aside?
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No.
Not a kopeck.
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- Takes a lot of money to raise
a teenager properly, you know.
- I know.
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My Evelyn. She was a perfectly normal juvenile
delinquent until she got a breakdown.
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Rock and roll got to her. Now I take her
to the analyst three times a week.
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The bills. The man must be building
a monument to Freud.
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But, uh, that's the way
the banana splits.
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Don't worry, laddie.
We'll get other "jobbies."
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I will, anyway.
I've got no talent.
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Be tougher for you.
But you'll probably get your old job back.
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- On a fan magazine?
- You did some good writing there, boy.
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Mostly I just edited
the fan news column.
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The only big star
I ever got to interview was-
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Um...
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Bobo Brannigansky
the TV Jungle Man.
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It's a pretty good article
though.
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I called it,
"How Bobo Overcame Jungle Rot."
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Actually, it was pretty
well-received for what it was.
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Well, that's what I mean.
You can write.
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You can always write
TV scripts, you know.
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Expand the one-line joke into
the hour-and-a-half spectacular.
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Time for another conference.
Rocky, remember to keep this "hushied."
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Junior doesn't want this
bruited about.
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But I couldn't let an old Harvard classmate
get pink-slipped without notice.
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- Thanks an awful lot, Rufe.
- Oh!
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- I'll be in Junior's office.
- Yes, dear-sir.
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We need a big idea,
and "fasty," Rocky.
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If you come up with anything,
let me know in the a.m.
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We're having a final showdown
with the client.
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- You mean there's a chance to save the account?
- I've got a couple of ideas...
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but if you can come up with the right
slant, your problem can be "solvy, solvy."
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It can mean a vice presidency for you.
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Excuse me.
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And until next week, we say
good bye to Bobo Brannigansky...
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And until next week, we say
good bye to Bobo Brannigansky...
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your friendly Jungle Man and star
of the first adult monkey series...
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brought to you by Flake-Off,
the friendly skin peel.
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And now for the news.
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We take you first
to Hollywood...
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where movie fans are agog
over the recent movements of Rita Marlowe.
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Mystery still surrounds
the hurried departure...
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of the cinema queenfrom the cinema capital.
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Mystery? I'm just going to New York
with my secretary to rest in seclusion.
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- Seclusion? Is that right?
- That's right. Means you want to be alone.
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- Seclusion sounds so dirty.
- Well, it isn't.
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So that's it.
I just want to be alone.
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So what's the mystery?
I'm just a perfectly normal American girl.
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This is your opportunity to make Junior
sit up and take notice of you.
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- I'd like to get a great idea
and go by him in the hall...
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and give him a taste
of that gray flannel sneer.
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- Come on.
- I'll never be a success.
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And remember.
If you don't get an idea...
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you're still
a big success with me.
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Am I?
Hmm?
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Darling, please. April
may come out and see us.
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Oh, it's all right. You're gonna be
her aunt someday soon.
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You're not treating me
like an aunt.
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Well, I don't feel
exactly like an uncle.
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All right, but easy.
My insurance doesn't cover hallways.
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I've lost my touch.
I'm cracking!
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I miss 'em already, all thoselittle Hollywood incinerators puffing away...
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making that nice black smogthat covers up the freeway accidents.
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I'm sorry, Vi.
I just had to get away.
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If you wanted seclusion,
I could have drained the swimming pool.
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Why the rush to New York?
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We're coming here so I can form
my own production company.
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- Do you expect me to believe that?
- Oh, all right.
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I wanted to get away from Bobo.
I'll show him he can't walk out on me.
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Bobo didn't walk out on you!
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He just left the table at Mocambo
to make a phone call...
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and was too loaded
to find his way back.
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Well, he wasn't too loaded to turn up
at Ciro's with another bleached blonde!
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Uh, another blonde.
After all I did for him.
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What was Bobo when I met him?
A-A Cucamonga grape picker.
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Even his feet were blue!
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I remember. You thought
he never took his socks off.
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And do you remember who introduced
him to the right people?
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Who gave party
after party for him?
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Who built him into
the big star he is today?
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Shh. Do you want everyone
to know you can't hold a man?
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You're Hollywood's femme fatale!
No man walks out on you.
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- Even if they do.
- We're here!
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Okay, honey.
Breakfast is ready.
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April!
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April, do you hear me?
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Now, our special events cameratakes you to Idlewild Airport.
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April, where are you?
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- Here I am! Here I am!
- Where?
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Down here, Miss Marlowe!
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April Hunter, president of the East 73rd St.
chapter of your fan club.
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April!
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May I have your autograph,Miss Marlowe?
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What's new on your romancewith Bobo?
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I have no romance.
All my lovers and I are just friends.
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Where are you stayingin New York?
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In seclusion.
She's incorporating herself.
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Don't talk dirty on TV.
It's a family medium.
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- Thank you, President Huntley.
- Hunter.
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Hunter. I've seen
all your pictures, Miss Marlowe.
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- And I'm going again to see The Girl Can't Help It!
- Courageous youngster.
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Information, may I have the number
of Idlewild Airport, please?
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Bye, Miss Marlowe.
Thanks for the autograph.
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- Oh, you're welcome. Bye.
- Bye.
227
00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:30,316
April Hunter, wanted atthe T.W.A. information counter, please.
228
00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:36,157
April Hunter, wanted at the T.W.A.
information counter, please.
229
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:41,202
I'm April Hunter.
Thank you.
230
00:16:41,269 --> 00:16:43,533
- Hello?
- Hello.
231
00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:47,006
Uncle Rockwell?
How did you know I was here?
232
00:16:49,044 --> 00:16:51,205
I was on TV?
How'd I look?
233
00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:53,372
Like six months
of no allowance.
234
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:56,383
Oh, Uncle Rockwell,
I had to see her.
235
00:16:56,451 --> 00:16:59,181
And you know what?
She's hiding out in seclusion.
236
00:16:59,254 --> 00:17:02,451
She wouldn't tell the reporters, but I
heard her give the address to the chauffeur.
237
00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:05,186
I don't care about the address.
You go to school!
238
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:08,161
Okay, Uncle Rockwell.
Bye.
239
00:17:10,399 --> 00:17:12,867
And that was the arrival of Rita Marlowe...
240
00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:17,200
Hollywood's goddess of love,the girl with those oh-so-kissable lips...
241
00:17:17,272 --> 00:17:20,730
soon to be seen with Cary Grantin Kiss Them For Me.
242
00:17:22,978 --> 00:17:26,573
Now, for our early morning wake-up show,sponsored by the Last Chance Mortuary.
243
00:17:26,648 --> 00:17:28,741
Rock?
244
00:17:28,817 --> 00:17:31,581
I'm in here, honey-
In April's bedroom.
245
00:17:34,289 --> 00:17:36,314
Well, how'd you do
last night?
246
00:17:36,391 --> 00:17:40,327
- What are you doing?
- Did I get an idea!
247
00:17:40,395 --> 00:17:42,420
- I got Rita Marlowe!
- Rita Marlowe?
248
00:17:42,497 --> 00:17:44,522
I don't know why
I didn't think of it before!
249
00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:49,002
We get Rita Marlowe to endorse
Stay-put Lipstick! It'll sell like crazy.
250
00:17:49,071 --> 00:17:51,403
Listen, honey, when I was editing
the fan news column...
251
00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:54,374
all the fans wanted to know
anything about was Rita Marlowe.
252
00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:57,412
I ask you.
What is Rita Marlowe famous for?
253
00:17:57,479 --> 00:18:01,245
- Next question.
- Stop that. No.
254
00:18:01,316 --> 00:18:04,342
She's famous as the girl
with the oh-so-kissable lips.
255
00:18:04,419 --> 00:18:06,546
You've seen that
in all her publicity.
256
00:18:06,621 --> 00:18:08,748
Honey, we're in. I'm gonna
rough out a couple of layouts.
257
00:18:08,824 --> 00:18:12,817
You better go ahead so you won't
be late, baby. I'll see you later.
258
00:18:20,302 --> 00:18:22,896
As you know,
this agency...
259
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:26,304
had the foresight to pioneer
the singing commercial...
260
00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:31,402
and in so doing, raised the level of
musical culture in the American home.
261
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:35,746
Now we must embark
on another farsighted, long-range vision.
262
00:18:35,817 --> 00:18:40,618
Gentlemen, I suggest we sellthe Stay-put Corporation...
263
00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:44,056
on putting out a new line of lipsticksin all popular flavors.
264
00:18:44,126 --> 00:18:46,287
Scotch, Bourbon, Gin.
265
00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:48,386
I can see the ads.
266
00:18:48,463 --> 00:18:51,261
Stay-put Vodka for the girl
who leaves you breathless.
267
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:54,393
Stay-put Martini
for that after-5:00 romance.
268
00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:56,460
Stay-put Manischewitz for that-
269
00:18:56,538 --> 00:19:00,668
Haven't you another vision, Mr. Rufus?
Perhaps not so long-ranged?
270
00:19:00,742 --> 00:19:03,506
Well, yes, L.S. I do.
271
00:19:05,981 --> 00:19:09,178
This idea is to start kids
using Stay-put at an early age.
272
00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:15,019
You see, gentlemen, as a parent, I know from
experience that all teenagers are kiss-happy.
273
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:18,958
- My Evelyn, for instance.
- To the point, Mr. Rufus. To the point.
274
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:23,657
Well, I propose that Stay-put sponsor
a teenage kissing contest.
275
00:19:23,732 --> 00:19:26,166
Hold semi-finalsacross the country.
276
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:30,330
Fly the best smoochers to New York forthe finals. Make it a color spectacular.
277
00:19:30,405 --> 00:19:32,771
Get Lawrence Welk
to do the music.
278
00:19:32,841 --> 00:19:35,674
We'll have the kids kiss their way
to the first plateau...
279
00:19:35,744 --> 00:19:39,271
then put themin the osculation booth!
280
00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:44,114
Mr. Rufus. Do you realize that Mr. Ezzarus,
president of the Stay-put Corporation...
281
00:19:44,186 --> 00:19:47,952
- will be coming through that door at any-
- Rufe! Rufe!
282
00:19:48,023 --> 00:19:50,617
Rufe! I want to see you.
283
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:53,058
I told him you were not to be
disturbed, Mr. La Salle.
284
00:19:53,128 --> 00:19:55,187
- Listen, Rufe. I've got it.
- Will you get out?
285
00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:58,357
- Get out? But-
- Better go.
286
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,458
You haven't seen this,
Mr. La Salle.
287
00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:02,526
Better go, Rocky.
I'll see you later.
288
00:20:02,604 --> 00:20:06,370
I've got a job at stake here, Rufe.
Listen, Mr. La Salle.
289
00:20:06,441 --> 00:20:08,466
I was up all night trying to
come up with something...
290
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,534
to keep you from losing
the Stay-put account.
291
00:20:10,612 --> 00:20:12,842
Finally, this morningI think I've got it.
292
00:20:12,914 --> 00:20:14,905
It's really a natural,Mr. La Salle.
293
00:20:14,983 --> 00:20:17,918
Losing the Stay-put account?
Where did you hear that?
294
00:20:21,122 --> 00:20:25,559
The meeting is adjourned, gentlemen,
with the exception of Mr. Rufus.
295
00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:32,665
- Please look at this, Mr. La Salle.
- Better go, Rocky.
296
00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:35,669
Don't make any more trouble.
297
00:20:39,808 --> 00:20:42,743
I'm not making trouble.
I'm trying to get us out of trouble.
298
00:20:45,146 --> 00:20:48,513
I beat my brains out last night,
Mr. La Salle, and on my own time.
299
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:51,677
It didn't cost you a single kopeck.
The least you can do-
300
00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:55,120
Stop by the cashier
on your way out.
301
00:20:59,427 --> 00:21:02,692
And I'd like to see you
in 15 minutes.
302
00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:13,637
You know, Mr. La Salle,
for years, I looked up to you.
303
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,973
I hoped you'd notice me.
You were my idol.
304
00:21:17,045 --> 00:21:20,378
I regarded you as a big man.
But you're not a big man.
305
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:23,645
You're just
a little poop of a man!
306
00:21:23,718 --> 00:21:26,778
And that's the way
the poop poops.
307
00:21:28,123 --> 00:21:30,387
So long, Junior!
308
00:21:32,861 --> 00:21:35,921
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
You all right, sir?
309
00:21:35,997 --> 00:21:37,988
No harm done.
310
00:21:49,544 --> 00:21:53,173
What happened, honey?
311
00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:58,444
- What happened?
- I got bounced!
312
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,511
And that's
how the ball bounces!
313
00:22:00,588 --> 00:22:04,649
- Junior didn't like the idea?
- The poop! The poop didn't even look at it!
314
00:22:04,726 --> 00:22:07,024
- The poop.
- Oh, the poop.
315
00:22:07,095 --> 00:22:09,154
Vice presidency!
Success!
316
00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:12,290
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I told you before,
honey, and I'll tell you again.
317
00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:14,835
You're wasting your time.
I'll never be anything. Anything!
318
00:22:14,903 --> 00:22:18,999
- Darling, don't talk like that.
- Well, it's true! You see these pipes?
319
00:22:19,074 --> 00:22:21,099
Why don't you smoke one
and relax?
320
00:22:21,176 --> 00:22:24,202
You didn't know I had pipes hidden away
in my bottom drawer, did you?
321
00:22:24,279 --> 00:22:28,682
- No. But what does it matter?
- What does it matter? I'll tell you what it matters!
322
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,877
I bought these pipes
before you came with me.
323
00:22:30,952 --> 00:22:35,787
I decided on a pipe. This was after
sincere ties got that insincere look...
324
00:22:35,857 --> 00:22:38,155
but before Brooks Brothers
gray flannel took over.
325
00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:43,459
Well, I thought a pipe would give me
a successful Gregory Peck look.
326
00:22:43,531 --> 00:22:46,694
Gregory Peck?
Darling, you're not making any sense.
327
00:22:46,768 --> 00:22:50,363
You know something? You're right.
I couldn't even keep the darn thing lit.
328
00:22:50,438 --> 00:22:53,805
You know,
I met a psychiatrist at a party once.
329
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:57,709
He told me that my pipe-smoking
revealed my psychic tensions.
330
00:22:57,779 --> 00:23:02,216
Half of me wanted success
while the other half wanted failure.
331
00:23:02,283 --> 00:23:06,879
So I couldn't make up my mind
whether to... inhale or exhale.
332
00:23:06,955 --> 00:23:09,480
And that's why my pipe
would go out. And he was right.
333
00:23:09,557 --> 00:23:13,425
I couldn't keep my pipe lit,
and now, I'm out!
334
00:23:13,495 --> 00:23:16,191
When you finish,
I'll be waiting for you around the corner.
335
00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:18,255
- Oh, that poop!
- Around the corner?
336
00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:20,528
Rock! Darling!
Please!
337
00:23:20,602 --> 00:23:23,901
- Now, don't drink too much.
Don't drink too much.
- No, not too much. Just enough.
338
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:29,402
- Are you sure he's here?
- He must be at the usual table.
339
00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:37,107
- He must have left. Come on, Jenny.
- No. No, I think I hear him.
340
00:23:41,356 --> 00:23:44,883
- Oh, Rock!
- Now, don't nag him. He's a genius.
341
00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:48,122
Besides, the acoustics
are probably better down there.
342
00:23:48,196 --> 00:23:51,427
Help me get the genius out.
343
00:23:51,499 --> 00:23:53,899
Here we go.
344
00:23:53,968 --> 00:23:57,426
- Keep quiet, genius.
- There you are now.
345
00:24:04,379 --> 00:24:10,215
Mr. Rufus said the man you bumped into
was Mr. Ezzarus, president of Stay-put.
346
00:24:10,285 --> 00:24:13,812
He saw your layouts and loved the idea
of using Rita Marlowe.
347
00:24:13,888 --> 00:24:16,789
He told Junior that if
he could deliver Rita Marlowe...
348
00:24:16,858 --> 00:24:20,123
the Stay-put account would
stay put with the agency.
349
00:24:20,195 --> 00:24:23,961
Mr. Rufus said that Junior�s been
trying to locate Miss Marlowe all day.
350
00:24:24,032 --> 00:24:26,227
He can't find her.
She's hiding out.
351
00:24:26,301 --> 00:24:29,236
- Even the Pinkertons he's hired can't find her.
- Yes.
352
00:24:29,304 --> 00:24:32,831
Mr. Rufus said that if you know where she is...
353
00:24:32,907 --> 00:24:36,434
you'll get two vice presidencies
and maybe even a raise.
354
00:24:36,511 --> 00:24:39,412
Do you hear me, Rock?
355
00:24:39,481 --> 00:24:43,918
April, my little Pinkerton.
356
00:24:43,985 --> 00:24:45,976
April!
357
00:24:46,054 --> 00:24:48,215
April?
April.
358
00:24:49,424 --> 00:24:51,449
Rock.
359
00:24:51,526 --> 00:24:53,653
Dear Uncle Rockwell,
Gone to the movies.
360
00:24:53,728 --> 00:24:55,855
Your dinner's in the warming oven.
Love and kisses, April.
361
00:24:55,930 --> 00:24:58,592
Help yourself to the warming oven.
I'll get that endorsement.
362
00:24:58,666 --> 00:25:00,691
If what's left of my head
holds out.
363
00:25:03,104 --> 00:25:05,129
- April!
- Uncle Rockwell, what are you doing here?
364
00:25:05,206 --> 00:25:07,299
Listen.
365
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:10,811
Remember this morning, you told me, uh,
you knew where Rita Marlowe was hiding?
366
00:25:10,879 --> 00:25:12,870
- But that's a secret.
- Well, tell me, honey...
367
00:25:12,947 --> 00:25:15,313
because, uh, it could mean
a vice presidency for me.
368
00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:18,614
Vice president? Uncle Rockwell,
you've been drinking again.
369
00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:20,881
Here. You eat some popcorn,
and you'll feel a lot better.
370
00:25:20,955 --> 00:25:23,651
I'm okay, honey. You just tell me
what Rita's address is.
371
00:25:23,725 --> 00:25:26,353
Did you say something about
my allowance this morning?
372
00:25:26,427 --> 00:25:29,624
- I said it was doubled.
- I think the address is, uh-
373
00:25:29,697 --> 00:25:33,326
- All right, tripled!
- No, no. It must be-
374
00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:36,199
Oh, come on, Ap'!
Name your own figure.
375
00:25:36,271 --> 00:25:39,638
- She's at the Knickerbocker Towers.
- Bandit.
376
00:25:41,943 --> 00:25:44,138
Three bags of popcorn.
377
00:25:47,048 --> 00:25:50,381
Well, if you�d just close your big mouthand let me slip a word in sidewise...
378
00:25:50,451 --> 00:25:52,919
I'd explain it to you.
379
00:25:52,987 --> 00:25:55,888
Oh, I know you're busy
shooting retakes, Bobo, sweetie...
380
00:25:55,957 --> 00:25:58,983
but I simply had to call you
and tell you that I couldn't care less.
381
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:01,893
That it's simply "divoon" being away from you!
382
00:26:01,963 --> 00:26:04,431
Easy! Not so hard!
383
00:26:04,499 --> 00:26:06,694
What?
384
00:26:06,768 --> 00:26:09,259
What do you mean,
who's here?
385
00:26:09,337 --> 00:26:12,204
Oh, well, of course
it isn't Vi.
386
00:26:12,273 --> 00:26:14,673
Silly.
387
00:26:14,742 --> 00:26:18,041
Why do you suppose
I came to New York?
388
00:26:18,112 --> 00:26:21,604
- He's burning. Vi, talk like a man.
- What for?
389
00:26:21,683 --> 00:26:24,277
Well, so Bobo'll think
there's a man here!
390
00:26:24,352 --> 00:26:27,287
- I may look like a man, but I don't sound like one.
- Oh!
391
00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:31,750
He's a very influential
New Yorker.
392
00:26:31,826 --> 00:26:36,388
Right now, he's completely engrossed,
unpopping the champagne.
393
00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:43,428
Vi! If that's the bellboy,
bring him in.
394
00:26:43,504 --> 00:26:47,565
I'll have him talk to Bobo.
395
00:26:47,642 --> 00:26:50,110
How do you do?
Uh, I'm Rockwell Hunter.
396
00:26:50,178 --> 00:26:52,442
- Come in, Rockwell!
- Thank you.
397
00:26:52,513 --> 00:26:55,107
Uh, I came to see
Miss Marlowe.
398
00:26:55,183 --> 00:26:58,152
We hardly wantoverheated champagne.
399
00:26:58,219 --> 00:27:01,382
It's room temperature now,
but the room temperature's changing...
400
00:27:01,456 --> 00:27:03,890
if you get my cruder meaning.
401
00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:06,756
Him! Why, he's not even
a bellboy!
402
00:27:06,828 --> 00:27:11,094
Never mind the uniforms.
You just want the voice. Speak, boy.
403
00:27:11,165 --> 00:27:14,066
Uh, Miss Marlowe,
I'm Rockwell Hunter.
404
00:27:14,135 --> 00:27:18,538
Rockwell Hunter?
Oh, his name sounds very influential.
405
00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:23,438
His name only so happens
to be Rockwell Hunter.
406
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:25,502
What do you do?
407
00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:28,071
Hmm? Um...
408
00:27:28,149 --> 00:27:30,276
I work for, uh,
La Salle, Jr., Raskin...
409
00:27:30,351 --> 00:27:33,445
uh, uh, uh, Poo-
uh, Pooley and Crocket.
410
00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:35,512
The advertising agency?
411
00:27:35,590 --> 00:27:39,151
All those names,
how crazy influential.
412
00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:45,592
He's only the great, big influential
advertising man. That's all he is.
413
00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:47,658
What do you do there?
414
00:27:47,735 --> 00:27:51,000
Hmm? Um, I write
TV commercials.
415
00:27:51,072 --> 00:27:53,006
TV commercials?
Oh, no.
416
00:27:53,074 --> 00:27:56,134
No, I could never go for
a guy who did that. Could I?
417
00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:58,201
Only kind you've missed.
418
00:27:59,781 --> 00:28:01,874
Better think of something else.
419
00:28:01,949 --> 00:28:05,112
What? Yes,I told you, sweetie.
420
00:28:05,186 --> 00:28:10,089
He's Rock Huntley of La Salt,Ratskin, Dooley and Crumpet.
421
00:28:12,193 --> 00:28:14,127
What's a better job
at that crazy place?
422
00:28:14,195 --> 00:28:18,029
Well, uh, vice president
is considerably better.
423
00:28:18,099 --> 00:28:23,059
Never mention vice. You see, those confidence
magazines always get on your back.
424
00:28:23,137 --> 00:28:25,386
I know!
You're president.
425
00:28:25,519 --> 00:28:29,250
He's only the presidentof the agency, sweetie.
426
00:28:29,323 --> 00:28:33,919
Oh, Miss Marlowe, I'm not president!
I just write TV commercials.
427
00:28:33,995 --> 00:28:37,328
Oh, Rock Huntington-
428
00:28:37,398 --> 00:28:39,593
I know I'm oh, so kissable...
429
00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:43,626
but why don't you pour
the champagne first, Lover Doll?
430
00:28:43,704 --> 00:28:45,899
It's, uh, Hunter,
not Huntington.
431
00:28:45,973 --> 00:28:49,101
Shh. How can I remember?
432
00:28:49,176 --> 00:28:51,770
I'm all excited because
you're loving me up.
433
00:28:54,648 --> 00:28:57,617
- The Lover Doll did it! He's winging.
- So am I.
434
00:28:57,685 --> 00:29:00,586
I'll be back. I'm going for
a little bit more steam.
435
00:29:00,654 --> 00:29:02,986
I think my head
still needs reblocking.
436
00:29:03,057 --> 00:29:05,525
Oh, no, no, no! You can't leave.
Wait a minute. Stay here.
437
00:29:05,593 --> 00:29:08,528
You've got to say something
so he knows that I have a man in here.
438
00:29:08,596 --> 00:29:10,621
Come on.
Come on.
439
00:29:10,698 --> 00:29:13,098
Please. I'll do youa favor sometime.
440
00:29:13,167 --> 00:29:18,036
As a matter of fact, I did want to talk to you,
if I may, about getting your endorsement.
441
00:29:18,105 --> 00:29:22,474
Now, don't start talking dirty.
You can always tell a writer.
442
00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:25,842
Go on. Her word's good,
for an actress.
443
00:29:28,883 --> 00:29:31,010
Mmm.
444
00:29:32,787 --> 00:29:36,314
Hello there, sweetie.
Uh, this is Rockwell P. Hunter...
445
00:29:36,390 --> 00:29:41,123
Lover Doll and also president of L.S.J.R.P. and C.
446
00:29:41,195 --> 00:29:43,356
Spencer Tracy couldn't
have done it better.
447
00:29:43,431 --> 00:29:45,456
Thank you very much,
Miss Marlowe.
448
00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:49,162
You're the end, darling. Go ahead.
Tell him we're in business together.
449
00:29:49,236 --> 00:29:51,227
- Business?
- Pour it on.
450
00:29:51,305 --> 00:29:53,899
It's crazy.
451
00:29:53,974 --> 00:29:56,204
Uh, yes, sweetie.
452
00:29:56,277 --> 00:30:01,010
I'm also, uh, president of Rita Marlowe
Productions, Incorporated, Limited, sweetie.
453
00:30:01,082 --> 00:30:04,017
That'll just kill him.
But don't leave me out.
454
00:30:04,085 --> 00:30:06,645
I have to be important
in my own incorporated.
455
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:11,384
Sorry, I seem to have omitted
your screen credit. Lingo of the trade.
456
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,551
Yes, uh, sweetie.
457
00:30:14,628 --> 00:30:16,926
Uh, I'm president of Rita Marlowe
Productions, Incorporated...
458
00:30:16,997 --> 00:30:19,056
but Miss Marlowe is the titular
head of the company.
459
00:30:25,773 --> 00:30:28,367
You're hurting me.
460
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,125
But the big news today
is from Hollywood...
461
00:30:55,202 --> 00:30:59,434
and the report that TV star,
Bobo Brannigansky, the Jungle Man...
462
00:30:59,507 --> 00:31:03,204
and Rita Marlowe,
cinema queen, have broken up.
463
00:31:03,277 --> 00:31:08,112
Bobo, interviewed in a Hollywood jungle
after a long-distance conversation with Rita...
464
00:31:08,182 --> 00:31:11,913
had this to say to our Hollywood
reporter, Dick Whittinghill.
465
00:31:11,986 --> 00:31:14,216
This is Dick Whittinghill
in Hollywood.
466
00:31:14,288 --> 00:31:16,279
We're in a television jungle...
467
00:31:16,357 --> 00:31:20,794
and we're going to interview
Bobo Brannigansky, the Jungle Man.
468
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,991
- Bobo?
- Yes?
469
00:31:30,037 --> 00:31:33,837
Bobo, what did Rita tell you
about her new boyfriend?
470
00:31:33,908 --> 00:31:37,344
Well, she calls him
her Lover Doll.
471
00:31:37,411 --> 00:31:39,436
I don't mind that.
472
00:31:39,513 --> 00:31:42,914
But you see, if she'd fallenfor royalty-
473
00:31:42,983 --> 00:31:46,248
- Mm-hmm?
- A duke or an earl...
474
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,948
even a prince,
it wouldn't have been so bad.
475
00:31:49,023 --> 00:31:54,086
But a huckster?
I get cold sweats thinkin' about it.
476
00:31:54,161 --> 00:31:58,097
My makeup won't stay on.
Even my hair piece is coming loose.
477
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:03,693
- Oh, so Rita told you who Lover Doll is?
- Yeah.
478
00:32:03,771 --> 00:32:06,865
President of one of
those advertising places...
479
00:32:06,941 --> 00:32:10,342
with all the names, like they can't
make up their minds.
480
00:32:10,411 --> 00:32:14,177
Name's Hunter.
Rockwell Hunter.
481
00:32:14,248 --> 00:32:17,217
Uncle Rockwell
and Rita Marlowe?
482
00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:23,555
- Oh, no.
483
00:32:23,624 --> 00:32:26,024
Gotta be
another Rockwell Hunter.
484
00:32:28,429 --> 00:32:32,331
Bye-bye Evelyn. Be a good girl
at the psychiatrist's.
485
00:32:32,399 --> 00:32:34,890
Daddy, I just heard
on the car radio...
486
00:32:34,969 --> 00:32:37,199
Rita Marlowe's
in love with Rock Hunter!
487
00:32:38,606 --> 00:32:42,406
Wait, dear.
I'll go with you.
488
00:32:42,476 --> 00:32:45,639
According to Bobo Brannigansky,Rita Marlowe's new flame...
489
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,841
is the influential advertisingexecutive, Rockwell Hunter...
490
00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:51,714
President of La Salle, Jr.,Raskin, Pooley and Crocket.
491
00:32:51,785 --> 00:32:53,912
I'm not worried aboutRita and Lover Doll.
492
00:32:53,988 --> 00:32:55,956
You just watch.
493
00:32:56,023 --> 00:33:00,221
Rita will come crawling back
to me on her hands and knees.
494
00:33:00,294 --> 00:33:05,197
- Well, back to retakes.
- Thank you, Bobo Brannigansky!
495
00:33:09,637 --> 00:33:11,662
So long, folks.
496
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:16,438
On my hands and knees!
Did you hear that? The ingrate!
497
00:33:16,510 --> 00:33:19,877
It's your own fault.
You spoil all those creeps you pick up.
498
00:33:19,947 --> 00:33:22,415
I picked him up.
I can pick him down.
499
00:33:22,483 --> 00:33:24,508
Where are you going?
500
00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:26,576
When I get through with him,
his hair'll be so loose...
501
00:33:26,654 --> 00:33:29,680
he'll be in the road company
of The King And I.
502
00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:35,725
- Where is Dolly Doll?
- Shh. Mr. Rufus! Uncle Rockwell's still asleep.
503
00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:37,787
He must have come in late last night.
504
00:33:37,865 --> 00:33:41,699
I know, and we're on
the gravy choo-choo, chickie.
505
00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:43,930
Your "unc-y" and Rita Marlowe
are an item.
506
00:33:44,004 --> 00:33:47,872
- You mean what I heard on TV-
- It's front page, except for the Times.
507
00:33:51,979 --> 00:33:57,076
Yesterday an autograph,
today an aunt.
508
00:34:01,322 --> 00:34:03,916
Hiya, Rockwell!
509
00:34:03,991 --> 00:34:06,391
Hiya, Lover Doll!
510
00:34:11,532 --> 00:34:15,559
Now do you believe me? You are
the biggest thing since chlorophyll.
511
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:19,094
- What do they want out there?
- They want to see Rita Marlowe's new heartbeat.
512
00:34:19,173 --> 00:34:21,164
Heartbeat?
513
00:34:21,241 --> 00:34:23,266
I don't have
a decent corpuscle left.
514
00:34:23,344 --> 00:34:25,904
Hello? Oh, yes,
Miss Parsons.
515
00:34:25,979 --> 00:34:28,004
Ah, just a minute.
It's Louella.
516
00:34:28,082 --> 00:34:31,313
- She wants the exclusive on your marriage plans.
- Jenny's my exclusive!
517
00:34:31,385 --> 00:34:35,981
Miss Marlowe hasn't set the "datey" date,
but you'll be the first to know, Lolly.
518
00:34:36,056 --> 00:34:39,685
Jenny! What's she gonna think
when she reads all this nonsense?
519
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:44,857
- She will understand. Now!
What really happened, hmm?
- Nothing!
520
00:34:44,932 --> 00:34:47,526
Rita just used me to make her-
her Jungle Man jealous.
521
00:34:47,601 --> 00:34:50,593
That's all there was to it! I went along
with it to get the endorsement.
522
00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:53,435
Hello.
523
00:34:53,507 --> 00:34:57,102
Oh, hiya, Earl! Earl Wilson.
Just a minute. I'll ask him.
524
00:34:57,177 --> 00:34:59,668
- He wants to know Rita's measurements.
- How would I know?
525
00:34:59,747 --> 00:35:01,772
He doesn't know.
It was dark.
526
00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:04,044
Okay, Earl.
He'll appreciate that.
527
00:35:04,118 --> 00:35:06,177
He's sending you
a tape measure.
528
00:35:06,253 --> 00:35:09,120
What are you doing here?
You're supposed to be in school!
529
00:35:09,189 --> 00:35:12,317
- And have my future aunt come to a dirty house?
- She's not your future aunt!
530
00:35:12,393 --> 00:35:15,362
Watch yourself.
Your future aunt lives upstairs.
531
00:35:15,429 --> 00:35:17,989
Uncle Rockwell, it's biology.
Don't fight it.
532
00:35:18,065 --> 00:35:20,363
You get rolling,
and you go to school!
533
00:35:20,434 --> 00:35:23,164
My own niece is cracking.
534
00:35:23,237 --> 00:35:25,228
Did you get the endorsement?
That's the main thing.
535
00:35:25,305 --> 00:35:27,466
No, but she promised.
I left there. I came home.
536
00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:30,476
I had a couple of... nightcaps, and went
to bed. That's all there was to it.
537
00:35:30,544 --> 00:35:33,308
And woke up to find you had Rita Marlowe
in the palm of your hand.
538
00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:35,712
Palm of my hand?
You haven't seen Rita Marlowe.
539
00:35:35,783 --> 00:35:38,911
Don't be shy, laddie.
Let success go to your head!
540
00:35:38,986 --> 00:35:41,216
Success?
How am I a success?
541
00:35:41,288 --> 00:35:45,520
A TV Jungle Man shoots off his mouth under
a prop banyan tree, and I'm a success?
542
00:35:45,592 --> 00:35:47,651
I'm the same failure
I've always been.
543
00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:50,822
I don't have the talent
to keep my pipe lit!
544
00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:53,366
We're not talking
about talent!
545
00:35:53,434 --> 00:35:57,370
If talent had anything to do with success,
Brooks Brothers would go out of business...
546
00:35:57,438 --> 00:35:59,702
television studios would be
turned into supermarkets.
547
00:35:59,773 --> 00:36:01,764
We are talking
about success.
548
00:36:01,842 --> 00:36:06,006
A world where fancy foreign cars
replace subways and bus transfers!
549
00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:08,673
Where all women
are beautiful and willing.
550
00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:14,016
A world created, designed and running like a
charm for those few who have scaled the heights...
551
00:36:14,087 --> 00:36:16,612
broken through the "soundy barrier"
by whatever fashion...
552
00:36:16,690 --> 00:36:20,683
but invariably, by being at
the right place at the right time...
553
00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:26,222
when success, like a crock of cherries, comes
crashing down on the head of Fortune's child...
554
00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,291
as it did on yours.
555
00:36:28,368 --> 00:36:31,929
There she was, an actress fresh
from the shores of Romanoff's!
556
00:36:32,005 --> 00:36:34,633
There were you with a hangover,
fresh from the steam baths...
557
00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:39,702
standing on the threshold,
the veritable threshold of success!
558
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:43,807
I rest my case, and may
it be Napoleon brandy.
559
00:36:43,884 --> 00:36:47,285
Now what?
560
00:36:51,825 --> 00:36:54,487
Well, it's a good thing
April cleaned house.
561
00:36:54,561 --> 00:36:56,791
Oh, no!
562
00:37:02,069 --> 00:37:07,132
There's that fancy foreign car,
and does she look willing.
563
00:37:18,752 --> 00:37:20,344
Ooh!
564
00:37:22,189 --> 00:37:26,091
Oh, look at this.
565
00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:28,150
- I gotta go upstairs to Jenny.
- Wait.
566
00:37:28,228 --> 00:37:30,253
You can tell her later.
She'll understand.
567
00:37:30,330 --> 00:37:32,924
Do you realize she just hit me
with her prize geranium?
568
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,163
I'll explain everything to her.
What's Rita saying?
569
00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:42,331
- Turn on the TV.
- Which station?
570
00:37:42,409 --> 00:37:45,003
Any station. It's like when
the president speaks.
571
00:37:47,714 --> 00:37:50,808
Ooh, yes. You might say that
with me and Lover Doll...
572
00:37:50,884 --> 00:37:54,285
it was love at first sight.
573
00:37:54,354 --> 00:37:57,221
Love at first sight?
She's a nut.
574
00:37:57,291 --> 00:37:59,452
This could be happening
to an unknown bellboy.
575
00:37:59,526 --> 00:38:01,517
Well, it's happening
to you. Listen.
576
00:38:01,595 --> 00:38:05,156
Doll just looked at me,
and suddenly my heart went pop.
577
00:38:08,936 --> 00:38:11,166
You know, like a girdle does
when you walk fast-
578
00:38:11,238 --> 00:38:13,399
Except, I wouldn't know,
because I never wear one.
579
00:38:13,473 --> 00:38:19,207
- You girdle popper, you!
- Oh, she's lying. She's lying!
580
00:38:19,279 --> 00:38:23,375
Why, she was under a sheet
when I first saw her.
581
00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:25,475
Oh, Bobo was all right...
582
00:38:25,552 --> 00:38:28,020
except he always had the smell
of his leading ladies on him.
583
00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:30,318
They're monkeys, you know.
584
00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:33,359
So naturally, I became interested
in the intellectual type...
585
00:38:33,427 --> 00:38:35,554
who uses that crazy soap.
586
00:38:42,402 --> 00:38:45,496
- She's coming up here.
- Now you can get her endorsement.
587
00:38:45,572 --> 00:38:48,666
Endorsement! You get her endorsement.
I'm going upstairs to Jenny.
588
00:38:48,742 --> 00:38:52,007
Girdle pops!
Lover Doll! Crazy soap!
589
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:54,206
She's made an idiot
out of me!
590
00:38:54,281 --> 00:38:57,546
Great! The perfect qualification. You'll
probably end up president of the agency.
591
00:38:57,618 --> 00:39:00,246
I'm so excited,
I don't know which dress to wear.
592
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,347
Oh, Uncle Rockwell,
you must be loaded with biology!
593
00:39:04,424 --> 00:39:07,951
- I'm loaded with dirt.
- You think of that kid's face if you blow this deal.
594
00:39:08,028 --> 00:39:10,053
I'm thinking of
those other geraniums.
595
00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:12,291
Get the endorsement,
you can afford orange blossoms.
596
00:39:12,366 --> 00:39:15,563
Let Junior get his own signature! For years
he was too big a man to even notice me!
597
00:39:15,636 --> 00:39:18,070
Now, all of a sudden, why sh-
598
00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:21,471
Hello.
Good morning, L. S!
599
00:39:24,277 --> 00:39:26,768
Junior.
Yes, L.S.
600
00:39:26,847 --> 00:39:29,475
- He's right here.
- Junior?
601
00:39:32,486 --> 00:39:35,455
Mr. La Salle, Jr?
Calling me?
602
00:39:47,668 --> 00:39:51,229
Tell Junior to call later.
I'm busy.
603
00:39:53,373 --> 00:39:55,398
I can't tell him that.
He knows you're here.
604
00:39:55,475 --> 00:39:59,411
Rufus, if you're going to
be a success, be a success.
605
00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:05,879
Success, here I come.
606
00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:10,456
Good morning, Dolly.
607
00:40:10,524 --> 00:40:13,254
Hiya, baby.
608
00:40:17,564 --> 00:40:21,500
He's busy, L.S.,
really busy.
609
00:40:23,370 --> 00:40:26,430
Mmm.
610
00:40:27,774 --> 00:40:30,641
She wears a girdle.
611
00:41:10,751 --> 00:41:13,049
Terribly confused,
Miss Marlowe.
612
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,089
Well, there's nothing to be confused
about. It's all very simple.
613
00:41:16,156 --> 00:41:21,059
Simple? I don't even know... where I am
or what I'm doing or where we're going.
614
00:41:21,128 --> 00:41:24,222
All right, I'll explain.
Point one.
615
00:41:24,297 --> 00:41:26,697
You want me to sign
your crazy lipstick thing, don't you?
616
00:41:26,767 --> 00:41:29,235
Yes! That's-That's how
this whole thing started.
617
00:41:29,302 --> 00:41:31,327
All right. Point two.
618
00:41:31,404 --> 00:41:34,999
I didn't expect Bobo to shoot off his
mouth to the reporters like he did.
619
00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:37,270
But he did make us headlines
all over the country...
620
00:41:37,344 --> 00:41:39,608
and that kind of publicity,
you can't even buy!
621
00:41:39,679 --> 00:41:42,705
Why, the studio even called me
this morning and told me to keep it up.
622
00:41:42,783 --> 00:41:44,774
They said it was good
for my next picture...
623
00:41:44,851 --> 00:41:46,944
which is a Russian drama
about two Russian brothers.
624
00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:49,716
The studio's worried
about my acting in it...
625
00:41:49,790 --> 00:41:52,884
so they figured the publicity would
do me and the picture some good.
626
00:41:52,959 --> 00:41:55,621
So, you'll get your endorsement,
then everybody'll be happy.
627
00:41:55,695 --> 00:41:57,720
Simple, huh?
628
00:41:57,798 --> 00:42:00,130
Then you will sign
the endorsement, Miss Marlowe?
629
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,691
Well, of course.
Anytime you say.
630
00:42:02,769 --> 00:42:05,567
- Oh!
- Well, is it a deal?
631
00:42:05,639 --> 00:42:07,732
Oh, it's a deal.
632
00:42:07,808 --> 00:42:11,608
I told you it was simple. You do
something for me, I do something for you.
633
00:42:13,046 --> 00:42:16,914
She agreed? Great!
I'll draw up the contract.
634
00:42:16,983 --> 00:42:20,384
I knew you'd come through, boy.
A Harvard man never fails.
635
00:42:20,453 --> 00:42:22,444
How much did you
agree to pay her?
636
00:42:22,522 --> 00:42:24,547
We didn't talk money.
637
00:42:24,624 --> 00:42:27,491
She just agreed to do this for me,
and I do something for her.
638
00:42:27,561 --> 00:42:30,587
What? No.
She didn't mean that.
639
00:42:30,664 --> 00:42:33,326
What kind of mind
have you got?
640
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,834
No, Rufe, that isn't
the way the banana splits.
641
00:42:35,902 --> 00:42:40,066
She just meant that she'd scratch
my back if I'd scratch hers.
642
00:42:45,178 --> 00:42:47,772
We appreciate what you're doing
for the agency, Miss Marlowe.
643
00:42:47,848 --> 00:42:52,114
Oh, forget it. Now, all we have to do is
to make you into a great lover.
644
00:42:52,185 --> 00:42:54,278
Great what?
645
00:42:54,354 --> 00:42:58,484
At least you're going to have to look
like a great lover, so I'll look good.
646
00:42:58,558 --> 00:43:00,753
Would I pick on someone
who wasn't the greatest?
647
00:43:00,827 --> 00:43:03,455
Oh, I wouldn't think so...
648
00:43:03,530 --> 00:43:06,988
not with those measurements,
but you did.
649
00:43:07,067 --> 00:43:09,297
Don't sell yourself short,
Dolly.
650
00:43:09,369 --> 00:43:11,530
You know your way
around a kiss.
651
00:43:11,605 --> 00:43:14,096
I'm sorry about that.
I- I don't know why it happened.
652
00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:18,110
Everything was happening so fast, I-
Something snapped.
653
00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:20,169
Something snapped?
You snapped.
654
00:43:20,247 --> 00:43:22,306
And you're not
a bad snapper, Dolly.
655
00:43:22,382 --> 00:43:26,318
I know. I've probably been snapped
at more than any girl in history...
656
00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:28,535
except that Communist queen-
You know.
657
00:43:28,668 --> 00:43:31,296
- Catherine the Great?
- Yes. Yes, her.
658
00:43:31,371 --> 00:43:34,534
Well, she wasn't a Communist.
She was a czarina.
659
00:43:34,607 --> 00:43:37,132
I don't care
what was wrong with her.
660
00:43:37,210 --> 00:43:41,772
She never had some dopey director making
her retake and retake her kissing scenes.
661
00:43:41,848 --> 00:43:45,716
At the end of a day's work at the studio,
I don't have a decent pucker left!
662
00:43:45,785 --> 00:43:49,881
All I can do at night is sit home andwatch my old movies on television.
663
00:43:49,956 --> 00:43:53,551
So, when it comes
to kissing, I know.
664
00:43:53,626 --> 00:43:57,221
But you're not so bad, snapper.
665
00:43:58,665 --> 00:44:01,930
Well, thank you very much,
Miss Marlowe.
666
00:44:02,001 --> 00:44:05,801
Probably your first time
in the big leagues, too, hmm?
667
00:44:05,872 --> 00:44:10,400
Yes. I guess up to now,
I've just been a bush leaguer.
668
00:44:15,081 --> 00:44:17,549
Okay, here we are.
669
00:44:19,185 --> 00:44:22,245
Hey! This is a Justice of the Peace!
670
00:44:22,322 --> 00:44:24,517
- I know.
- Wait a minute.
671
00:44:24,591 --> 00:44:26,616
People get married
in here!
672
00:44:26,693 --> 00:44:29,526
- Endorsement or no endorsement-
- Don't be silly.
673
00:44:29,596 --> 00:44:33,191
In my racket you get married,
and your fan mail takes a dive.
674
00:44:33,266 --> 00:44:36,531
- Unless you're Debbie and Eddie.
- I warn you, I can't sing.
675
00:44:36,603 --> 00:44:39,868
Don't look now, but there are photographers
stashed all around the place.
676
00:44:39,939 --> 00:44:41,964
Photographers? What for?
677
00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:45,169
The studio publicity department
got them here. It's all fixed.
678
00:44:45,245 --> 00:44:48,442
And don't you worry. You're gonna
look great in the newspapers.
679
00:44:48,514 --> 00:44:50,880
This is the first part
of your Lover Doll buildup.
680
00:44:50,950 --> 00:44:52,975
Lover Doll.
681
00:44:53,052 --> 00:44:55,043
Hey!
682
00:45:19,145 --> 00:45:22,012
Oh, la, la. Lover Doll.
683
00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,525
Nope.
She's taking a bath.
684
00:45:42,602 --> 00:45:46,265
Okay, Muscles.
I'll tell her. Bye.
685
00:45:46,339 --> 00:45:49,672
I've got to give it to you,
honey. Those headlines did it.
686
00:45:49,742 --> 00:45:51,733
Bobo says
he's awfully sorry.
687
00:45:51,811 --> 00:45:55,679
That blonde didn't mean a thing.
In fact, she was a brunette.
688
00:45:55,748 --> 00:46:00,378
- When do we leave?
- Leave? And walk out on all this publicity? Mmm.
689
00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:03,616
Publicity? You can get all of that
you want in Hollywood.
690
00:46:03,690 --> 00:46:08,024
Oh, hold the phone.
This is Vi you're talking to.
691
00:46:08,094 --> 00:46:11,120
Don't tell me you've gone
and flipped for Rock?
692
00:46:11,197 --> 00:46:13,222
Well, I'll be a writer's subplot.
You have.
693
00:46:13,299 --> 00:46:18,601
Vi, I know it all started out
to be a stunt to burn Bobo...
694
00:46:18,671 --> 00:46:22,903
but Rocky kissed me and then-
695
00:46:22,975 --> 00:46:26,069
Something happened.
696
00:46:26,145 --> 00:46:29,273
Honest, it was
just like electricity.
697
00:46:29,349 --> 00:46:31,374
Hmm, I know.
That wonderful A.C. /D.C. feeling.
698
00:46:31,451 --> 00:46:33,442
But that is not love.
699
00:46:33,519 --> 00:46:36,317
Oh, it's close enough.
700
00:46:36,389 --> 00:46:38,414
Now, you listen to me.
701
00:46:38,491 --> 00:46:41,585
You've got to stop going overboard
for every man who makes you tingle.
702
00:46:41,661 --> 00:46:44,960
First there was that English actor
who wore the sunglass monocle...
703
00:46:45,031 --> 00:46:48,967
and then the Academy Award winner
who had you polishing his Oscar.
704
00:46:49,035 --> 00:46:51,060
I can't think of the others.
705
00:46:51,137 --> 00:46:53,765
And then there's Bobo,
and then Rocky...
706
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:58,300
and all because you can't
forget George Schmidlapp.
707
00:46:58,378 --> 00:47:01,905
What you need is a psychiatrist
or a do-it-yourself couch.
708
00:47:01,981 --> 00:47:05,007
I told you never
to mention George Schmidlapp.
709
00:47:05,084 --> 00:47:08,679
I've been quiet long enough.
His name is George Schmidlapp.
710
00:47:08,755 --> 00:47:11,315
And he's the actor whoawarded you first prize...
711
00:47:11,391 --> 00:47:13,518
in the Miss FloridaGrapefruit Contest.
712
00:47:13,593 --> 00:47:15,925
And he's the one youcan't forget and never will.
713
00:47:15,995 --> 00:47:17,986
So why do you keep pickin' upwith these schnooks?
714
00:47:18,064 --> 00:47:21,864
Always trying to turn them
into unreasonable facsimiles of George.
715
00:47:21,934 --> 00:47:25,131
Don't you realize you can never fall
in love again like you did with George?
716
00:47:25,204 --> 00:47:27,195
You don't know
what you're talking about.
717
00:47:27,273 --> 00:47:29,639
What do you know
about love, anyway?
718
00:47:29,709 --> 00:47:32,542
What do I know about love?
719
00:47:32,612 --> 00:47:37,276
Well, this may come as a shock, but I
was young and pretty once, like you...
720
00:47:37,350 --> 00:47:40,444
and equipped with
just as many extras.
721
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,511
I was nuts about a guy.
722
00:47:42,588 --> 00:47:45,523
I was working for
a silent screen actress then.
723
00:47:45,591 --> 00:47:48,788
This guy I was nuts about
was our milkman.
724
00:47:48,861 --> 00:47:51,557
I'd get a throat full
of heart every a. m...
725
00:47:51,631 --> 00:47:56,125
when he'd drive up to our backdoor
on Copa de Ora in Bel Air.
726
00:47:56,202 --> 00:48:00,536
The sound of the milk bottles rattling
and cream bottles jiggling-
727
00:48:00,606 --> 00:48:02,631
Oh, it was something!
728
00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,869
But he couldn't see mefor dust.
729
00:48:04,944 --> 00:48:07,845
Stardust he saw.
730
00:48:07,914 --> 00:48:12,180
He had the pains for the gal I was working for,
and she must have liked his brand of cream...
731
00:48:12,251 --> 00:48:16,381
because they got married, and he became
the producer of all her pictures...
732
00:48:16,456 --> 00:48:19,391
till the talkies came in.
733
00:48:19,459 --> 00:48:22,519
She couldn't speak English,
being from Texas.
734
00:48:22,595 --> 00:48:26,361
So the first talkie
was a flop, and he left her.
735
00:48:26,432 --> 00:48:28,423
But you know something?
736
00:48:28,501 --> 00:48:33,234
To this day,
sometimes when I'm asleep...
737
00:48:33,306 --> 00:48:38,437
I still hear those milk bottles
rattling and jiggling.
738
00:48:40,580 --> 00:48:44,346
So, you see, honey,
I know something about love.
739
00:48:44,417 --> 00:48:47,409
Not much, but a little.
740
00:48:51,257 --> 00:48:54,954
So, if anyone asks you
why I hate milk, you know.
741
00:48:56,162 --> 00:48:58,187
Vi!
742
00:48:58,264 --> 00:49:00,494
Vi!
743
00:49:03,836 --> 00:49:05,827
Vi.
744
00:49:40,973 --> 00:49:43,567
Oh, Vi.
745
00:49:43,643 --> 00:49:46,908
Oh, Vi. I'm awfully sorry.Vi, I didn't know.
746
00:49:46,979 --> 00:49:50,176
I never told anybody before.
Never.
747
00:49:50,249 --> 00:49:53,480
But you see,
that makes us both alike.
748
00:49:53,553 --> 00:49:56,249
We both have someone
we want to forget.
749
00:49:56,322 --> 00:50:00,691
I have Georgie,
and, well, you have the milkman.
750
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:04,321
So, what's wrong with trying to find
someone to help you forget?
751
00:50:04,397 --> 00:50:06,661
I tried that once...
752
00:50:06,732 --> 00:50:11,169
but it got so bad I'd- I'd go to pieces
every time I saw a bottle of half-and-half.
753
00:50:12,838 --> 00:50:14,931
Then I went to a psychiatrist.
754
00:50:15,007 --> 00:50:17,202
I was gonna do that too.
755
00:50:17,276 --> 00:50:21,144
Except in Hollywood, they're so busy with
producers you can't even get an appointment.
756
00:50:21,213 --> 00:50:26,207
But it didn't work out.
The psychiatrist I went to had a couch...
757
00:50:26,285 --> 00:50:28,378
but it was built for two.
758
00:50:28,454 --> 00:50:30,718
- Well, honey.
759
00:50:30,790 --> 00:50:33,384
Here's luck to you.
760
00:50:33,459 --> 00:50:37,452
Maybe- Maybe Rocky
can make you forget.
761
00:50:37,530 --> 00:50:42,058
As for me, here's to forgetting
the high-caloric way.
762
00:50:44,770 --> 00:50:47,967
- Oh! Oh, Mr. Hunter.
- Yes, Pat?
763
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,873
- Could I have your autograph?
- Sure.
764
00:50:50,943 --> 00:50:53,571
On my blouse?
765
00:51:01,721 --> 00:51:05,054
- There you are.
- Thank you, Mr. Hunter.
766
00:51:05,124 --> 00:51:07,592
Welcome.
767
00:51:17,803 --> 00:51:21,102
Good afternoon,Mr. Hunter.
768
00:51:29,849 --> 00:51:33,876
Twenty-three, 24-
769
00:51:33,953 --> 00:51:35,944
Yes?
770
00:51:36,022 --> 00:51:39,185
Jenny?It's me, Rock.
771
00:51:39,258 --> 00:51:41,590
Just a minute.
772
00:51:46,799 --> 00:51:49,359
Come in, dear.
773
00:51:50,703 --> 00:51:54,605
Dear? Is everything
all right, Jenny?
774
00:51:54,674 --> 00:51:57,939
Yes, of course.
775
00:51:58,010 --> 00:52:00,240
Mr. Rufus
explained everything.
776
00:52:00,312 --> 00:52:03,611
- I'm sorry I behaved so badly this morning.
- Oh.
777
00:52:06,385 --> 00:52:08,410
Well, now, honey.
You do understand, don't you?
778
00:52:08,487 --> 00:52:12,116
- That's the only way I could
get Rita's endorsement?
- Yes, of course.
779
00:52:12,191 --> 00:52:16,924
Naturally, when I first heard the news,
my first reaction was completely feminine.
780
00:52:16,996 --> 00:52:19,157
I was hurt, jealous.
781
00:52:19,231 --> 00:52:21,563
Impulsively I wanted to
return your ring.
782
00:52:21,634 --> 00:52:24,569
Oh, Jenny.
You wouldn't do that.
783
00:52:24,637 --> 00:52:29,165
- No. After some deliberation, I decided not to.
- Ah, good.
784
00:52:29,241 --> 00:52:32,768
I reached the conclusion that after all,
you are a very attractive man.
785
00:52:32,845 --> 00:52:36,474
Oh, no. I wou- I wouldn't say that.
786
00:52:36,549 --> 00:52:38,744
- You are, dear.
- Thank you.
787
00:52:38,818 --> 00:52:41,981
And that... actress is
a very glamorous woman.
788
00:52:42,054 --> 00:52:44,921
It would be perfectly natural that youcould become attracted to her.
789
00:52:44,990 --> 00:52:46,981
But I'm not
attracted to her!
790
00:52:47,059 --> 00:52:49,084
The whole thing's publicity.
791
00:52:49,161 --> 00:52:51,686
I'm going there now to get her signature
on her contract and-
792
00:52:51,764 --> 00:52:55,427
Nevertheless, the situation
made me take stock of myself-
793
00:52:55,501 --> 00:52:58,766
evaluate my assets
and liabilities.
794
00:52:58,838 --> 00:53:01,466
Honey, I love your assets
and liabilities.
795
00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:04,373
- Please, Rock. Let me finish.
- Sorry.
796
00:53:04,443 --> 00:53:09,506
I realize now that when I went to college,
I made a great mistake just developing my mind.
797
00:53:09,582 --> 00:53:11,846
A woman must compete
for her man...
798
00:53:11,917 --> 00:53:13,942
and she should
stay on her toes.
799
00:53:14,019 --> 00:53:16,283
For instance,
to start at the top...
800
00:53:16,355 --> 00:53:18,346
would you like me to change
the color of my hair?
801
00:53:18,424 --> 00:53:20,984
No! I love your hair
just as it is.
802
00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:23,324
- I can get it the same color as hers.
- No!
803
00:53:23,395 --> 00:53:25,386
I can go to the same
drug store she does.
804
00:53:25,464 --> 00:53:27,625
Please, honey.
Keep your hair just the way it is.
805
00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:30,794
- I just want you to be satisfied.
- Baby, I'm satisfied with you!
806
00:53:30,870 --> 00:53:33,464
Now, my figure. You can't
be satisfied with that.
807
00:53:33,539 --> 00:53:35,530
Of course,
that will take time.
808
00:53:35,608 --> 00:53:38,168
But if you're going to invest
two dollars in a marriage license...
809
00:53:38,244 --> 00:53:40,235
you should
get your money's worth.
810
00:53:41,413 --> 00:53:43,404
Twenty-five-
811
00:53:43,482 --> 00:53:45,507
- Jenny, what are you doing?
- Push-ups.
812
00:53:45,584 --> 00:53:48,144
Jenny, listen to me.
I love you.
813
00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:50,211
You'll love me more.
Twenty-eight-
814
00:53:50,289 --> 00:53:52,382
I couldn't love you
any more than I do!
815
00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:54,585
Sure, you will.
There'll be more of me.
816
00:53:54,660 --> 00:53:57,128
Twenty-nine...
817
00:53:57,196 --> 00:54:00,927
30, 31-
818
00:54:04,236 --> 00:54:07,330
Beat it, kids.
Lover Doll isn't here. On your way.
819
00:54:07,406 --> 00:54:09,897
- He's upstairs with Rita.
- No, he's not.
820
00:54:09,975 --> 00:54:12,102
- Have you seen Lover Doll in person?
- Lover Doll's not here!
821
00:54:15,347 --> 00:54:18,714
- Have you seen Lover Doll in person?
- Boy, he must be something!
822
00:54:18,784 --> 00:54:22,550
- Lover Doll isn't here. Come on.
- There he is! Lover Doll!
823
00:54:22,621 --> 00:54:25,283
Lover Doll! Lover Doll!Lover Doll!
824
00:54:25,357 --> 00:54:27,382
You man, you!
825
00:54:46,178 --> 00:54:48,203
Where did he go?
826
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,714
- Who are you looking for?
- Lover Doll.
827
00:54:50,783 --> 00:54:53,877
Lover Doll!
828
00:54:55,487 --> 00:54:57,978
Lover Doll?
Is Lover Doll around here?
829
00:54:58,057 --> 00:55:00,753
- We didn't see him!
- Lover Doll?
830
00:55:00,826 --> 00:55:02,817
Hey, who's that?
831
00:55:02,895 --> 00:55:05,295
It's him! It's Lover Doll!
832
00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:27,677
Oh, Lover Doll! Lover Doll!
833
00:55:27,753 --> 00:55:33,089
Lover Doll! Lover Doll!Lover Doll!
834
00:56:08,830 --> 00:56:11,731
Did you ever in your life
see anything like this?
835
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,894
It seems years ago-
It was only yesterday-
836
00:56:14,970 --> 00:56:17,438
Only yesterday I was
an ordinary guy...
837
00:56:17,506 --> 00:56:19,497
wearing a cheap,
gray flannel suit.
838
00:56:19,574 --> 00:56:21,974
Today? Today I'm mobbed.
839
00:56:22,044 --> 00:56:24,638
Today, a piece of my lapel,
a piece of shirt tail...
840
00:56:24,713 --> 00:56:27,614
a shoe that needs half-soling,
these things are collector's items.
841
00:56:27,683 --> 00:56:29,617
And yet you laugh.
842
00:56:29,685 --> 00:56:33,416
You know, these kids are insane.
I don't have sideburns.
843
00:56:33,488 --> 00:56:37,822
Would you believe it? Before I came over
here, Bennet Cerf called me up?
844
00:56:37,893 --> 00:56:40,885
Wants to do a book on me, entitled,
Always Leave Them Loving.
845
00:56:40,963 --> 00:56:44,330
A king-size bed manufacturer...
846
00:56:44,399 --> 00:56:46,765
wants me to endorse
his King Size Special.
847
00:56:46,835 --> 00:56:49,633
"It takes the guesswork
out of sleeping."
848
00:56:49,705 --> 00:56:51,832
Ed Murrow wants to
Person to Person me.
849
00:56:51,907 --> 00:56:54,842
A Hollywood producer
wants me to remake Love Me Tender...
850
00:56:54,910 --> 00:56:56,878
with me playing
all the parts.
851
00:56:56,945 --> 00:56:59,140
Imagine me
as Debra Paget?
852
00:56:59,214 --> 00:57:01,182
I'm in a crazy world!
All because I-
853
00:57:01,249 --> 00:57:03,547
You were at the right door
at the wrong time.
854
00:57:03,618 --> 00:57:07,645
- Sit down, Rocky. What you need is a drink.
- And how.
855
00:57:07,723 --> 00:57:09,714
Maybe two drinks.
856
00:57:09,791 --> 00:57:12,487
- What'll it be?
- Something simple. A-
857
00:57:12,561 --> 00:57:14,495
A bottle and a straw.
858
00:57:14,563 --> 00:57:16,497
You'll get used to
being a celebrity.
859
00:57:16,565 --> 00:57:20,524
I've been secretary, companion,
confidante, and chief bottle-snatcher...
860
00:57:20,602 --> 00:57:24,163
to glamour queens since
the, uh, nickelodeon days.
861
00:57:24,239 --> 00:57:26,230
Fame hits hard, at first.
862
00:57:26,308 --> 00:57:28,435
But you'll get so you love it.
863
00:57:28,510 --> 00:57:30,444
Or wind up
at Menninger's.
864
00:57:30,512 --> 00:57:32,446
And believe it
or not, Rocky...
865
00:57:32,514 --> 00:57:34,880
- you'll miss it when it ends.
- Oh, no, no, no.
866
00:57:34,950 --> 00:57:37,441
No, not me. This is
strictly a business deal.
867
00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:40,750
- What's taking her so long?
- She's getting dressed. What's your hurry?
868
00:57:40,822 --> 00:57:42,915
I have to get home.
869
00:57:42,991 --> 00:57:47,860
Before a friend of mine... wears herself out,
or ends up with short arms.
870
00:57:52,734 --> 00:57:57,228
Whoo!
Good evening, Rockwell.
871
00:57:57,305 --> 00:57:59,739
Evening, Miss Marlowe.
872
00:57:59,808 --> 00:58:04,541
Please forgive my appearance.
I ran into the future mothers of America.
873
00:58:04,613 --> 00:58:08,310
Oh, what a shame. Vi, haven't we
something for Dolly to wear?
874
00:58:08,383 --> 00:58:10,783
Oh, never mind. I-
As soon as you sign the contract...
875
00:58:10,852 --> 00:58:13,116
I'll go home in a hearse;
no one will ever see me.
876
00:58:13,188 --> 00:58:16,214
We have one of Bobo's suits.
We left the coast in such a hurry...
877
00:58:16,291 --> 00:58:18,418
- we accidentally packed it with our things.
- Oh, no.
878
00:58:18,493 --> 00:58:21,860
I interviewed Bobo once.
His suit would hardly fit me-
879
00:58:21,930 --> 00:58:23,989
Oh!
880
00:58:24,066 --> 00:58:27,763
Oh, you see?
You're catching a cold.
881
00:58:27,836 --> 00:58:32,500
Why don't we let the baby
dress in Mommy's bedroom?
882
00:58:32,574 --> 00:58:34,508
Come, Rocky.
883
00:58:40,449 --> 00:58:42,542
I'm telling you, you're making
the same mistake again.
884
00:58:42,617 --> 00:58:45,177
You're gonna build this guy up, and he's
gonna leave you like all the others.
885
00:58:45,253 --> 00:58:47,187
He can't leave me.
He needs that endorsement.
886
00:58:47,255 --> 00:58:49,849
Now go take Shamroy for a walk,
and stay out late.
887
00:58:49,925 --> 00:58:52,758
- Go see a double feature.
- Hmph. Okay.
888
00:58:52,828 --> 00:58:54,853
But we're not gonna see
any of your pictures.
889
00:59:18,386 --> 00:59:21,981
- Miss Marlowe?
- Oh, yes, Lover Doll.
890
00:59:22,057 --> 00:59:25,254
I'm waiting for you,Dolly-poo.
891
00:59:25,327 --> 00:59:28,854
- Where are you?
- Right here, darling.
892
00:59:35,036 --> 00:59:37,527
- The suit is a little large.
- You think so?
893
00:59:37,606 --> 00:59:40,837
It's the pants, mostly.
The shoulders are all right, hmm?
894
00:59:40,909 --> 00:59:43,776
Sit down here.
895
00:59:45,547 --> 00:59:48,345
I want to show you
how you have to act when we go out.
896
00:59:48,416 --> 00:59:52,352
You know, I think Bobo
must be a pituitary case.
897
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:55,389
Well, now, how do I have to act
when we go out?
898
00:59:55,457 --> 00:59:59,325
We should be a very romantic couple,
like Bill Holden and Jennifer Jones were...
899
00:59:59,394 --> 01:00:01,521
in Love IsA Many-Splendored Thing.
900
01:00:01,596 --> 01:00:04,895
I saw the picture, Miss Marlowe, and I
am by no stretch of the imagination...
901
01:00:04,966 --> 01:00:06,991
Bill Holden- that-
902
01:00:07,068 --> 01:00:10,526
Well then, where did you learn
to use your lips the way you do?
903
01:00:10,605 --> 01:00:13,802
I don't know.
It might be hereditary.
904
01:00:13,875 --> 01:00:17,641
My mother is an accomplished musician.
Tuba. Trombone.
905
01:00:17,712 --> 01:00:20,704
Bassoon. Oboe.
Brass and woodwinds.
906
01:00:20,782 --> 01:00:24,240
Well, now...
907
01:00:24,319 --> 01:00:29,222
to be a great lover, you must start
with a lady's hand.
908
01:00:29,291 --> 01:00:32,886
- Take my hand, Dolly.
- I will, as soon as I can find mine.
909
01:00:32,961 --> 01:00:38,263
- There we are.
- That's fine. That's just fine.
910
01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:41,359
Now. When you see that the photographers
are ready to take our picture...
911
01:00:41,436 --> 01:00:45,031
you must kiss my hand and
work your way up my arm.
912
01:00:45,106 --> 01:00:47,734
Up? How far up?
913
01:00:47,809 --> 01:00:50,778
Well, as far
as you can go, silly.
914
01:01:13,435 --> 01:01:18,236
No! No, no, no, darling. When you get to my
shoulder, you have to kiss me on the lips!
915
01:01:18,306 --> 01:01:23,039
I, uh- I don't think
I'm a lover, Miss Marlowe.
916
01:01:23,111 --> 01:01:25,705
Great or otherwise.
Besides, we don't look good together.
917
01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:28,578
I- I'm too short for you.
You should have a taller man.
918
01:01:28,650 --> 01:01:31,619
When we stand side by side, my-my
chin only comes to your shoulders.
919
01:01:31,686 --> 01:01:34,621
Oh, don't you worry.
You're gonna be a lot taller.
920
01:01:34,689 --> 01:01:36,987
I had them send a pair
over this afternoon.
921
01:01:38,393 --> 01:01:41,760
- A pair of what?
- Oh, you'll see.
922
01:01:41,830 --> 01:01:45,163
A lot of actors and small producers
on the coast wear them.
923
01:01:45,233 --> 01:01:47,497
Ooh!
924
01:01:58,079 --> 01:02:01,344
You're "divoon."You�re just like John Wayne.
925
01:02:01,416 --> 01:02:04,010
Go ahead, try them.
Walk an itty bit.
926
01:02:05,253 --> 01:02:08,984
Oh, that's fine!
927
01:02:09,057 --> 01:02:12,322
I'll get the hang of them, all right.
928
01:02:12,394 --> 01:02:15,227
If my nose doesn't
start to bleed.
929
01:02:19,934 --> 01:02:22,835
Dolly Doll! Don't
run away from mama.
930
01:02:22,904 --> 01:02:26,237
Dolly? Now, Dolly,
where are you going?
931
01:02:53,902 --> 01:02:57,303
Jenny?
932
01:02:57,372 --> 01:02:59,738
Jenny!
933
01:02:59,808 --> 01:03:02,868
Jenny! Oh.
934
01:03:05,046 --> 01:03:08,015
Jenny?
935
01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:11,075
Jenny?
Jenny!
936
01:03:11,152 --> 01:03:15,145
Oh, Je-
937
01:03:15,223 --> 01:03:17,953
Oh, Jenny, darling.
What have you done?
938
01:03:23,998 --> 01:03:27,559
Oh, Jenny!
939
01:03:30,939 --> 01:03:34,636
Operator, please get me Dr. Cloes
on East 74th Street.
940
01:03:39,147 --> 01:03:41,445
- How is she, Doctor?
- Shh!
941
01:03:41,516 --> 01:03:44,781
She's exhausted, Rocky.
Physically exhausted.
942
01:03:44,853 --> 01:03:47,447
- What's she been doing to herself?
- Well...
943
01:03:47,522 --> 01:03:49,888
she's been exercising,
you know, doing push-ups?
944
01:03:49,958 --> 01:03:53,086
Oh. I've had a number
of cases like that lately.
945
01:03:53,161 --> 01:03:55,186
It's a waste of time,
if you know what I mean.
946
01:03:55,263 --> 01:03:58,096
I think so, but-
Can I see her?
947
01:03:58,166 --> 01:04:01,033
Well, she's asleep,
but you can look in.
948
01:04:22,490 --> 01:04:24,583
Doctor, her arms.
They're like-
949
01:04:24,659 --> 01:04:29,426
Merely tightened muscles. Reflex action
brought on by the exercising.
950
01:04:29,497 --> 01:04:31,795
Sort of a high
charley horse.
951
01:04:31,866 --> 01:04:33,959
They'll come down.
She'll be all right tomorrow.
952
01:04:34,035 --> 01:04:36,663
Like I said, Rocky.
Push-ups are a waste of time.
953
01:04:36,738 --> 01:04:40,902
It's really better for women to just...
go to a store, you know what I mean.
954
01:04:40,975 --> 01:04:43,000
I think so.
955
01:04:43,077 --> 01:04:47,980
- Well, good night, Doctor.
- Good night.
956
01:04:48,049 --> 01:04:50,142
Better see your tailor.
957
01:05:25,053 --> 01:05:28,318
Ladies and gentlemen, this
break in our motion picture...
958
01:05:28,389 --> 01:05:31,722
is made out of respect for
the TV fans in our audience...
959
01:05:31,793 --> 01:05:35,058
who are accustomed to constant
interruptions in their programs...
960
01:05:35,129 --> 01:05:37,393
for messages from sponsors.
961
01:05:37,465 --> 01:05:40,229
We want all you TV fans
to feel at home...
962
01:05:40,301 --> 01:05:42,326
and not forget
the thrill you get...
963
01:05:42,403 --> 01:05:46,032
watching television on
your big, 21-inch screens.
964
01:05:46,107 --> 01:05:50,544
I have a 21-inch screen myself,
and it's loads of fun.
965
01:05:50,612 --> 01:05:54,309
TV is a remarkable invention.
966
01:05:54,382 --> 01:05:57,374
Where did you go?
967
01:05:57,452 --> 01:06:00,512
Oh. There you are. Hi.
As I was saying...
968
01:06:00,588 --> 01:06:02,818
TV is a remarkable invention.
969
01:06:02,891 --> 01:06:04,882
You can sit there
in your easy chair...
970
01:06:04,959 --> 01:06:07,154
with your shoes off
and a can of beer...
971
01:06:07,228 --> 01:06:10,664
watching that wonderful,
clear picture coming into your home...
972
01:06:10,732 --> 01:06:15,101
bringing culture and entertainment
to you and your family.
973
01:06:15,169 --> 01:06:19,936
Of course, the great thing about TV is that you see
things live at the moment they're happening.
974
01:06:20,008 --> 01:06:22,738
Like old movies
made 30 years ago.
975
01:06:22,810 --> 01:06:24,835
Oh, it's splendid!
976
01:06:24,913 --> 01:06:30,681
Ah! Well, now I hope
all you TV fans feel wanted.
977
01:06:30,752 --> 01:06:34,085
And lest there are any radio enthusiasts
in the audience...
978
01:06:34,155 --> 01:06:36,623
we don't want you
to feel slighted.
979
01:06:45,333 --> 01:06:50,396
As you know,
Jenny Wells loves Rocky Hunter...
980
01:06:50,471 --> 01:06:53,929
and Rocky Hunter loves
Jenny Wells.
981
01:06:54,008 --> 01:06:56,772
But they can't afford
to get married.
982
01:06:56,844 --> 01:06:59,904
And now,
naughty Rita Marlowe...
983
01:06:59,981 --> 01:07:02,882
has come between
nice Jenny Wells...
984
01:07:02,951 --> 01:07:05,613
and sweet Rocky Hunter.
985
01:07:05,687 --> 01:07:08,383
Will Rita get Rocky?
986
01:07:08,456 --> 01:07:11,289
Will Rocky forget his
true love, Jenny Wells...
987
01:07:11,359 --> 01:07:16,922
and go off with Rita
to fame and fortune and success?
988
01:07:16,998 --> 01:07:22,265
And Will SuccessSpoil Rock Hunter?
989
01:07:22,337 --> 01:07:25,568
Oh, what will happen? What will happen?
990
01:07:35,216 --> 01:07:38,481
- Yes?
- Mr. Hunter is here to see you, Mr. La Salle.
991
01:07:38,553 --> 01:07:41,021
Ask Mr. Hunter
to come in.
992
01:07:46,361 --> 01:07:48,852
- Good morning, Mr. La Salle.
- Good morning, Mr. Hunter.
993
01:07:48,930 --> 01:07:52,457
I'm happy to see you are
speaking to me today.
994
01:07:52,533 --> 01:07:55,024
Oh, dear. I am awfully
sorry about that.
995
01:07:55,103 --> 01:07:57,128
I behaved childishly
in the corridor.
996
01:07:57,205 --> 01:07:59,765
- I'd like to apologize, sir.
- No need for that.
997
01:07:59,841 --> 01:08:01,832
I received exactly
what I deserved.
998
01:08:01,909 --> 01:08:06,846
Oh, no. You're just being kind.
There's no excuse for behavior like that.
999
01:08:06,914 --> 01:08:10,975
Well, here is Miss Rita Marlowe's
signed endorsement.
1000
01:08:11,052 --> 01:08:13,953
Oh, yes.
1001
01:08:14,022 --> 01:08:16,889
She even agreed to doa TV spectacular for us.
1002
01:08:16,958 --> 01:08:20,325
What? How did you
ever get her to do that, Mr. Hunter?
1003
01:08:20,395 --> 01:08:25,731
Well, I- I guess you could say,
I owe it all to my mother's musicianship.
1004
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:29,566
But nevertheless, you've done
an amazing job for the agency.
1005
01:08:29,637 --> 01:08:31,730
And you've done
a lot for me.
1006
01:08:31,806 --> 01:08:35,799
You know, Mr. Hunter? I learned a great
deal when you snubbed me yesterday.
1007
01:08:35,877 --> 01:08:39,904
It was conduct completely unbecoming,
even for a Harvard man to-
1008
01:08:39,981 --> 01:08:43,747
You know, Mr. Hunter,why I conduct myself in that manner?
1009
01:08:43,818 --> 01:08:47,345
Why I stride down the corridors
like a martinet, ignoring everyone?
1010
01:08:47,422 --> 01:08:51,153
You're the boss. The boss can act
like a martinet, if he feels like it.
1011
01:08:51,225 --> 01:08:54,752
No, that isn't it.
I'm-
1012
01:08:54,829 --> 01:08:58,162
I'm a very frightened man,
Mr. Hunter.
1013
01:08:58,232 --> 01:09:01,668
Frightened? Why, frightened
of what, Mr. La Salle?
1014
01:09:01,736 --> 01:09:06,070
Frightened because I'm a success
by the dubious route of inheritance.
1015
01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:10,406
Being the son of an illustrious parent is
far from an easy road, Mr. Hunter.
1016
01:09:10,478 --> 01:09:12,503
I don't think
I understand, sir.
1017
01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:15,447
Oh, I'm not trying to
excuse my-my actions, but-
1018
01:09:15,516 --> 01:09:20,078
But you see, Mr. Hunter, I'm constantly
on my mettle trying to prove...
1019
01:09:20,154 --> 01:09:23,715
- I'm as worthy as my illustrious parent.
- Hmm.
1020
01:09:23,791 --> 01:09:29,127
And behind a big desk, camouflaged behind
a custom-tailored gray flannel...
1021
01:09:29,197 --> 01:09:32,257
I pretend I am.
1022
01:09:32,333 --> 01:09:36,201
Do you know what I wanted to be before
I was cajoled into being a carbon copy...
1023
01:09:36,270 --> 01:09:38,568
of the illustrious founder
of this organization?
1024
01:09:38,639 --> 01:09:42,871
This? All this
isn't what you want?
1025
01:09:42,944 --> 01:09:45,913
This is far from it.
1026
01:09:45,980 --> 01:09:50,076
Gee whiz. I always thought
you had it made.
1027
01:09:50,151 --> 01:09:54,144
- I envied you your success.
- I have never "had it made."
1028
01:09:54,222 --> 01:09:57,623
I wanted to be
a horticulturalist...
1029
01:09:57,692 --> 01:09:59,922
to develop new roses.
1030
01:09:59,994 --> 01:10:02,326
My success would have been...
1031
01:10:02,396 --> 01:10:04,421
taking first prize
at a flower show.
1032
01:10:04,499 --> 01:10:08,663
Perhaps having
a new rose named after me.
1033
01:10:10,738 --> 01:10:13,104
Does that sound foolish
to you, Mr. Hunter?
1034
01:10:13,174 --> 01:10:16,837
Oh, no. No.
1035
01:10:16,911 --> 01:10:19,402
I wanted to raise
chickens once.
1036
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:22,449
Like Old MacDonald.
1037
01:10:22,517 --> 01:10:24,610
Just didn't seem
important enough.
1038
01:10:24,685 --> 01:10:26,676
No, of course not.
You wanted success.
1039
01:10:26,754 --> 01:10:28,984
And you are probably now
raising a mixed-up stomach.
1040
01:10:29,056 --> 01:10:31,320
I'm sure that's more important.
1041
01:10:31,392 --> 01:10:34,190
But you saved
this organization, Mr. Hunter.
1042
01:10:34,262 --> 01:10:39,825
I more than appreciate it. And I know my
illustrious parent must be very proud of you.
1043
01:10:39,901 --> 01:10:41,994
Thank you, Mr. La Salle.
1044
01:10:44,005 --> 01:10:48,305
Oh, Mr. Hunter.
I need men like you.
1045
01:10:48,376 --> 01:10:52,779
- Please stay on.
- Well, of course I'd like to very much.
1046
01:10:52,847 --> 01:10:55,782
But I don't think I'll be able to come into
the office regularly for quite a while.
1047
01:10:55,850 --> 01:11:00,878
I made certain... commitments to Miss
Marlowe to procure her endorsement.
1048
01:11:00,955 --> 01:11:03,219
I think it will keep me a little busy
for some time.
1049
01:11:03,291 --> 01:11:07,819
So Mr. Rufus told me.
I-I commend your integrity.
1050
01:11:07,895 --> 01:11:11,558
- You're a rare commodity, Mr. Hunter.
- Thank you, sir.
1051
01:11:16,304 --> 01:11:18,636
Thank you
very much, sir.
1052
01:11:30,381 --> 01:11:32,747
Well, talk, boy, talk.
1053
01:11:32,817 --> 01:11:36,583
- What happened with you and the big bossy, huh?
- He is so nice.
1054
01:11:36,654 --> 01:11:39,885
He is so nice, Rufe.
He offered me my job back.
1055
01:11:39,957 --> 01:11:43,017
He's a lot nicer
than that, Rocky boy.
1056
01:11:48,132 --> 01:11:50,464
- Congratulations, Your Honor!
- Oh!
1057
01:11:50,534 --> 01:11:55,164
- And when do I get my raise?
- Oh, I never thought I'd live to see that!
1058
01:11:57,408 --> 01:12:00,571
- I know. Kinda gets you here, doesn't it?
- It really does!
1059
01:12:00,644 --> 01:12:02,942
It just makes everything
that's happened seem worthwhile.
1060
01:12:03,013 --> 01:12:07,416
Worthwhile? Take a "gandy"
at this, laddie.
1061
01:12:09,253 --> 01:12:11,278
The key.
1062
01:12:11,355 --> 01:12:14,347
Your key to
the executive powder room!
1063
01:12:14,425 --> 01:12:16,689
Wow!
1064
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,819
You're gonna love that liquid soap.
It's imported.
1065
01:12:18,896 --> 01:12:23,299
Oh, Rufe!
This is a moment-
1066
01:12:23,367 --> 01:12:25,494
I'll never forget it.
1067
01:12:25,569 --> 01:12:30,165
I know. I remember
when I got my first key.
1068
01:12:30,241 --> 01:12:35,372
- This means I'm-
- Say it, boy. Say it. Don't be modest.
1069
01:12:35,446 --> 01:12:39,212
- I'm an executive!
- You got it made!
1070
01:12:39,283 --> 01:12:42,377
And you know, it's a miracle
how you overcame your education.
1071
01:12:44,555 --> 01:12:47,115
Now, take it.
Take the key, Rocky.
1072
01:12:47,191 --> 01:12:51,355
- And go, boy, go!
- Ooh, I wish Jenny were here
to share this moment.
1073
01:12:51,428 --> 01:12:53,487
No women allowed.
1074
01:12:53,564 --> 01:12:56,795
Go, boy. Go!
1075
01:13:16,987 --> 01:13:20,821
Ohh!
1076
01:13:20,891 --> 01:13:23,382
The beauty of it all!
1077
01:13:50,521 --> 01:13:53,354
Hi, honey.
How do you feel?
1078
01:14:03,767 --> 01:14:06,793
I feel just "divoon."
1079
01:14:06,870 --> 01:14:09,930
Jenny, stop that!
1080
01:14:10,007 --> 01:14:13,374
I've opened some of
your fan mail, Mr. Hunter.
1081
01:14:13,444 --> 01:14:16,242
See?
1082
01:14:16,313 --> 01:14:19,908
I've separated it
into the proper classifications.
1083
01:14:19,984 --> 01:14:22,418
Proposals of marriage
to you from widows...
1084
01:14:22,486 --> 01:14:25,250
proposals of marriage
to you from bachelor girls...
1085
01:14:25,322 --> 01:14:30,919
and proposals of marriage
to you from married women.
1086
01:14:30,995 --> 01:14:35,989
I think that's all, but if you need me,
just breathe hard.
1087
01:14:36,066 --> 01:14:38,796
I'll hear you.
1088
01:14:44,842 --> 01:14:47,675
- Miss Wells!
- Yes?
1089
01:14:47,745 --> 01:14:49,940
Why don't you "Lover Doll" me?
Go ahead. Get it over with.
1090
01:14:50,014 --> 01:14:53,347
All right, Mr. Hunter.
Lover Doll, Lover Doll, Lover Doll!
1091
01:14:53,417 --> 01:14:56,477
Once was enough.
Thank you.
1092
01:14:56,553 --> 01:14:58,748
That's Lover Doll?
1093
01:14:58,822 --> 01:15:01,313
That's Lover Doll.
1094
01:15:01,392 --> 01:15:03,883
He ain't no Pat Boone.
1095
01:15:06,096 --> 01:15:10,055
I'm coming unglued.
I'm coming unglued!
1096
01:15:17,841 --> 01:15:21,174
Jenny? Jenny!
1097
01:15:21,245 --> 01:15:24,373
Now you listen to me!
1098
01:15:24,448 --> 01:15:27,781
I'm sorry I shouted at you.
Really I am.
1099
01:15:27,851 --> 01:15:30,149
Jenny?
1100
01:15:30,220 --> 01:15:34,486
Mr. La Salle can understand that a man has
to keep his promises. Why can't you?
1101
01:15:34,558 --> 01:15:37,789
There's nothing between
Rita and me. Really there isn't.
1102
01:15:37,861 --> 01:15:40,193
You know, we both
owe her a great deal.
1103
01:15:40,264 --> 01:15:43,495
If it wasn't for her, would I have a key
to the executive washroom?
1104
01:15:43,567 --> 01:15:47,628
Would I be a Vi. P?
Rita Marlowe made it possible for us.
1105
01:15:47,705 --> 01:15:50,697
Now we can afford to get married.
Doesn't that mean anything to you?
1106
01:15:50,774 --> 01:15:54,733
You wanted me to be a big success.
Now I'm on my way. We've got it made.
1107
01:15:54,812 --> 01:15:57,303
- Let's enjoy it the way we planned.
- Poop.
1108
01:15:57,381 --> 01:16:00,475
- Jenny, if you go down that-
- You're right. We're through.
1109
01:16:00,551 --> 01:16:03,884
All right. But you just remember this.
And don't you ever forget it.
1110
01:16:03,954 --> 01:16:06,923
When you see me walking down
the street in my elevator shoes...
1111
01:16:06,990 --> 01:16:09,584
remember, it was
you that did it!
1112
01:16:54,605 --> 01:16:58,268
You blind date often, Miss Summers?
1113
01:16:58,342 --> 01:17:00,742
Only when I'm blind!
1114
01:17:00,811 --> 01:17:04,542
- I'm sorry.
- I didn't mean it the way it sounded.
1115
01:17:04,615 --> 01:17:06,810
I just got
the homogenized blues.
1116
01:17:06,884 --> 01:17:09,284
Darling, what's
happened to you?
1117
01:17:09,353 --> 01:17:12,254
This music brings out
the Belafonte in me, Miss Marlowe.
1118
01:17:12,322 --> 01:17:14,552
No, it's more than that.
You're so different tonight.
1119
01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:17,423
No, I'm not. I'm the same Lover Doll
I've always been, honest!
1120
01:18:04,908 --> 01:18:07,376
Just one more, Lover Doll.
1121
01:18:09,046 --> 01:18:11,742
Thanks, folks.
1122
01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:40,002
For the first time on any show...
1123
01:18:40,077 --> 01:18:42,170
right here on our stage,
on our show...
1124
01:18:42,246 --> 01:18:44,578
we will show you
that we've really got a big show.
1125
01:18:44,648 --> 01:18:47,742
Here he is, in person,
Lover Doll Hunter.
1126
01:18:47,818 --> 01:18:50,878
Lover Doll will show
all the men in our audience...
1127
01:18:50,954 --> 01:18:53,889
how to really keep their wives
and sweethearts happy.
1128
01:18:53,957 --> 01:18:56,187
Show them on our show,
Lover Doll.
1129
01:18:56,260 --> 01:18:58,694
- All women love to be
kissed when they are wearing...
1130
01:18:58,762 --> 01:19:01,925
Stay-put Lipstick-
and to kiss properly...
1131
01:19:01,999 --> 01:19:05,662
you must first
pucker your lips...
1132
01:19:05,736 --> 01:19:08,261
and hold her
in your arms gently...
1133
01:19:08,338 --> 01:19:11,933
- watching the position of the right hand.
- Leave two quarts tomorrow.
1134
01:19:49,980 --> 01:19:52,813
Talk about sales.
Would you believe it, L. D...
1135
01:19:52,883 --> 01:19:55,113
Rita's endorsement has
"Stay-putties" selling four-to-one...
1136
01:19:55,185 --> 01:19:57,244
over our nearest competitor.
1137
01:19:57,321 --> 01:20:00,313
And is her spectacular going to be
spectacular! We've had 18 writers on it...
1138
01:20:00,390 --> 01:20:03,826
and we're warming up a top rewrite team
to rewrite the last top rewrite team.
1139
01:20:06,129 --> 01:20:09,257
And we're getting
a great, big important guest star!
1140
01:20:09,333 --> 01:20:12,962
- Sounds great.
- Well, you don't sound very enthusiastic.
1141
01:20:13,036 --> 01:20:17,473
- This is your baby, you know.
- To tell you the truth, I'm kinda tired, Rufe.
1142
01:20:17,541 --> 01:20:20,305
- Have you seen Jenny lately?
- No, I haven't seen her.
1143
01:20:20,377 --> 01:20:22,641
You're not still
thinking about Jenny, are you?
1144
01:20:22,713 --> 01:20:25,614
Mm, no.
Just asking.
1145
01:20:25,682 --> 01:20:29,174
Oh, no, no, no.
That's not your office anymore.
1146
01:20:29,252 --> 01:20:31,447
- L.S. has a bigger office for you.
- Bigger office?
1147
01:20:31,521 --> 01:20:33,785
Oh, things have been popping with Junior
while you were away.
1148
01:20:33,857 --> 01:20:37,623
- How is Mr. La Salle?
- Never better. All thanks to you, L.D.
1149
01:20:37,694 --> 01:20:41,289
This is Miss Carstairs.
She's new here.
1150
01:20:41,365 --> 01:20:43,925
- Good morning, Mr. Hunter.
- Good morning, Miss Carstairs.
1151
01:20:44,001 --> 01:20:46,526
If you want anything,
just call.
1152
01:20:46,603 --> 01:20:48,696
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1153
01:20:53,276 --> 01:20:55,972
Really stacked, that
Carstairs "dishy", huh?
1154
01:20:56,046 --> 01:20:59,982
- Attractive.
- She's on the 80-proof side,
but you're a drinking man.
1155
01:21:00,050 --> 01:21:02,644
Why, Mr. La Salle removed
the portrait of his father!
1156
01:21:02,719 --> 01:21:05,313
Yep. Papa's gone.
1157
01:21:05,389 --> 01:21:10,292
And the roses, too. Gee, the office
doesn't look the same without the roses.
1158
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:14,456
Junior took them too.
You'll have to choose your own posies.
1159
01:21:16,633 --> 01:21:20,399
- Choose my own what?
- Posies. The kind you like.
1160
01:21:20,470 --> 01:21:23,530
Just tell the stack outside.
She'll order 'em.
1161
01:21:25,709 --> 01:21:27,836
Rufe, where is
Mr. La Salle?
1162
01:21:27,911 --> 01:21:30,345
Which one?
Junior or Senior?
1163
01:21:30,414 --> 01:21:32,848
Well, I know
where Senior is.
1164
01:21:32,916 --> 01:21:35,043
Where's Mr. La Salle, Jr?
1165
01:21:35,118 --> 01:21:37,518
Junior's bye-bye, too.
1166
01:21:37,587 --> 01:21:41,387
And I think you better give me back
that key to the executive powder room.
1167
01:21:42,659 --> 01:21:44,752
You're in solitary
from here on in.
1168
01:22:08,618 --> 01:22:13,385
- Hello there, Rockwell.
- I'd like to have a talk with you, Mr. La Salle.
1169
01:22:13,457 --> 01:22:16,358
Oh, haven't we reached the point
where we can use first names?
1170
01:22:16,426 --> 01:22:19,725
- Please call me Irving.
- Irving?
1171
01:22:19,796 --> 01:22:22,697
I'd like to have
a little of your time, Irving.
1172
01:22:26,103 --> 01:22:28,196
Well, there's not much
to say, Rockwell.
1173
01:22:28,271 --> 01:22:31,604
After our conversation
that day, I-I started thinking.
1174
01:22:31,675 --> 01:22:34,940
I hadn't done any thinking
since I inherited the agency.
1175
01:22:35,011 --> 01:22:38,208
It's not the kind of business
that requires thinking, so-
1176
01:22:38,281 --> 01:22:40,545
So the process was
a little strange for me.
1177
01:22:40,617 --> 01:22:42,949
But I muddled it through
to a logical conclusion.
1178
01:22:43,019 --> 01:22:47,149
And my problems, as Rufus would say,
were "solvy solvied."
1179
01:22:47,224 --> 01:22:52,628
I was impressed with you, Rockwell. You seemed
eager for what you thought was success.
1180
01:22:52,696 --> 01:22:56,655
You no longer believed in your-
your chicken farm dreams.
1181
01:22:56,733 --> 01:23:00,169
You were, in a manner of speaking,
a gift from the gods.
1182
01:23:00,237 --> 01:23:03,832
You were the perfect man
to sit at my desk and enjoy it.
1183
01:23:03,907 --> 01:23:07,809
The kind of man my illustrious parent
would have respected as a son.
1184
01:23:07,878 --> 01:23:10,813
Instead of the rose grubber he sired.
1185
01:23:10,881 --> 01:23:15,181
I'm- I'm not at all sure I'm the man
to sit behind your desk.
1186
01:23:15,252 --> 01:23:18,517
I'm certain you are.
Success will fit you like a shroud.
1187
01:23:24,070 --> 01:23:28,700
Now, this is an office
I really enjoy working in.
1188
01:23:28,775 --> 01:23:32,176
Though I don't imagine my illustrious
parent is as happy as he was.
1189
01:23:32,245 --> 01:23:34,679
Oh, you didn't mind me
removing his portrait, did you?
1190
01:23:34,748 --> 01:23:39,014
- No. No, certainly not.
- I'm glad. I- I wanted Daddy's picture with me.
1191
01:23:39,085 --> 01:23:43,078
You see, Rockwell, I had got used to Daddy
frowning down on me...
1192
01:23:43,156 --> 01:23:45,784
all those long,
long years.
1193
01:23:49,295 --> 01:23:54,289
And now the old buzzard
can be as miserable in my office...
1194
01:23:54,367 --> 01:23:56,392
as he made me in his.
1195
01:23:56,469 --> 01:24:02,169
Daddy was the firstIvy Leaguer, you know?
1196
01:24:08,815 --> 01:24:11,375
- Good night, Mr. Hunter.
- Good night, Ed.
1197
01:24:11,451 --> 01:24:13,476
- Good evening, Mr. Hunter.
- Evening, Mr. Hunter.
1198
01:24:13,553 --> 01:24:15,544
Good evening.
1199
01:27:07,860 --> 01:27:09,953
Oh, I'm sorry.
1200
01:27:17,637 --> 01:27:20,765
Jenny!
1201
01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:24,173
I didn't know you'd be here
so early in the morning.
1202
01:27:24,244 --> 01:27:28,010
Uh, I just wanted
to return this.
1203
01:27:29,882 --> 01:27:33,579
I meant to give it back
to you before, but-
1204
01:27:33,653 --> 01:27:36,781
Jenny?
1205
01:27:36,856 --> 01:27:39,689
I couldn't keep it lit.
1206
01:27:39,759 --> 01:27:43,251
I tried.
I really tried.
1207
01:27:43,329 --> 01:27:46,821
- I'm sorry.
- Uh, Jenny!
1208
01:27:49,502 --> 01:27:52,665
I know now why
I couldn't keep it lit.
1209
01:27:52,739 --> 01:27:56,004
Yeah. Remember that psychiatrist
I was telling you about?
1210
01:27:56,075 --> 01:27:58,839
- Yes?
- Well, he was right.
1211
01:27:58,911 --> 01:28:02,108
All my life, I've fought
against being a failure.
1212
01:28:02,181 --> 01:28:06,515
And I didn't have sense enough
to know that I'm not a failure!
1213
01:28:06,586 --> 01:28:09,384
I'm the largest success
there is.
1214
01:28:09,455 --> 01:28:14,188
I'm an average guy,
and all us average guys are successes.
1215
01:28:14,260 --> 01:28:17,559
We run the works, not the big guybehind the big desk.
1216
01:28:17,630 --> 01:28:20,155
He's knocking himself outtrying to figure out...
1217
01:28:20,233 --> 01:28:22,463
how to please us-
please you, and me...
1218
01:28:22,535 --> 01:28:24,560
and all the other
"usses" like us.
1219
01:28:24,637 --> 01:28:26,662
Who do they try to sell
with advertising?
1220
01:28:26,739 --> 01:28:31,676
Nobody but us. Who givesa television series a good Trendex? We do.
1221
01:28:31,744 --> 01:28:36,374
Who elects the presidents?
Nobody but us.
1222
01:28:36,449 --> 01:28:39,714
You under-You understand what
I'm trying to tell you, Jenny?
1223
01:28:39,786 --> 01:28:44,723
I suppose I do. I suppose I never wanted
to be anybody but me.
1224
01:28:44,791 --> 01:28:48,522
Plain Jenny Wells.
I tried.
1225
01:28:48,594 --> 01:28:50,960
But those tight sweaters
are too heavy.
1226
01:28:52,265 --> 01:28:55,098
"Plain Jenny Wells."
1227
01:28:57,136 --> 01:28:59,161
Plain Rockwell Hunter...
1228
01:28:59,238 --> 01:29:04,232
- just wants to go through life with you.
- That's very nice to hear.
1229
01:29:04,310 --> 01:29:08,406
But what about that not-so-plain sweater
girl you're marrying this afternoon?
1230
01:29:08,481 --> 01:29:12,212
Marrying? Oh, that's just some
of Rita's publicity nonsense.
1231
01:29:12,285 --> 01:29:15,584
Nonsense? Louella Parsons
says it's true.
1232
01:29:15,655 --> 01:29:18,283
It's the lead in her column,
and Louella's never wrong.
1233
01:29:18,358 --> 01:29:21,919
- She's never wrong!
- Honey, Rita doesn't love me.
1234
01:29:21,994 --> 01:29:24,258
She loves a guy named
Georgie Schmidlapp.
1235
01:29:24,330 --> 01:29:28,767
She's been trying to forget him,
the way I tried to forget you.
1236
01:29:28,835 --> 01:29:30,860
Only we both failed.
1237
01:29:30,937 --> 01:29:34,202
Jenny, marry me today.
1238
01:29:34,273 --> 01:29:36,969
- Louella's never wrong.
- Jenny, please.
1239
01:29:37,043 --> 01:29:39,068
- Marry me today.
- You'll be a bigamist.
1240
01:29:39,145 --> 01:29:41,409
Two wives in one day,
you'll be arrested.
1241
01:29:41,481 --> 01:29:45,577
They'll put you in jail. But I'll
come to see you every visiting day.
1242
01:29:54,394 --> 01:29:58,091
Stay-put Spectacular is on the air.
1243
01:29:58,164 --> 01:30:00,655
Brought to you in black-and-whiteand contemptible color-
1244
01:30:00,733 --> 01:30:02,758
uh, pardon me,compatible color-
1245
01:30:02,835 --> 01:30:05,065
- starring Rita Marlowe...
1246
01:30:05,138 --> 01:30:07,163
and a surprise guest star.
1247
01:30:10,877 --> 01:30:14,608
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
1248
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:19,242
This is Rita Marlowe, star of stage,
screen, and now live television.
1249
01:30:19,318 --> 01:30:23,345
Because this is my first
live television appearance...
1250
01:30:23,423 --> 01:30:26,483
the sponsor has agreed to relinquish
his commercial time.
1251
01:30:26,559 --> 01:30:29,084
There will be no mention
of Stay-put Lipsticks...
1252
01:30:29,162 --> 01:30:32,154
nor Stay-put Lipstick's wonderful
Stay-put Lipstick colors...
1253
01:30:32,231 --> 01:30:35,667
such as Stay-put Lipstick red, Stay-put
Lipstick pink, Stay-put Lipstick flame...
1254
01:30:35,735 --> 01:30:38,033
Stay-put Lipstick crimson,
Stay-put Lipstick magenta...
1255
01:30:38,104 --> 01:30:40,129
Stay-put Lipstick
double red-
1256
01:30:40,206 --> 01:30:43,039
These are wonderful lipsticks
I personally use...
1257
01:30:43,109 --> 01:30:48,206
for my oh-so-kissable lips...
1258
01:30:48,281 --> 01:30:50,772
that you will not
be hearing about.
1259
01:30:50,850 --> 01:30:55,844
And now, for our first
big surprise guest star-
1260
01:30:55,922 --> 01:31:00,222
Georgie Schmidlapp?
1261
01:31:02,094 --> 01:31:04,392
Rita, I love you.
1262
01:31:04,464 --> 01:31:07,160
Oh, and I love you,
Georgie.
1263
01:31:07,233 --> 01:31:11,670
But why did you wait so long to tell me?
You know, you never even tried to kiss me?
1264
01:31:11,737 --> 01:31:13,898
I never could get that close.
1265
01:31:13,973 --> 01:31:16,032
Ah, but it's wonderful
to be in love.
1266
01:31:16,108 --> 01:31:20,044
And it's even more wonderful to be on
a TV show without any commercials.
1267
01:31:20,112 --> 01:31:23,479
Here, hold this.
Until I get back.
1268
01:31:31,791 --> 01:31:34,726
Well, Rita Marlowe and hertrue love Georgie Schmidlapp...
1269
01:31:34,794 --> 01:31:36,760
are successful now-
You Bet Your Life!
1270
01:31:36,795 --> 01:31:38,726
are successful now-
You Bet Your Life!
1271
01:31:38,798 --> 01:31:41,198
And another big successis this family-
1272
01:31:41,267 --> 01:31:44,964
They made the grade:Grade-A, Extra Large.
1273
01:31:47,473 --> 01:31:52,342
They really have it made.As long as the price of eggs stays up.
1274
01:31:52,411 --> 01:31:55,005
This fellow is a big "successy"as the big bossy...
1275
01:31:55,081 --> 01:31:57,675
even though his new secretaryput him on a milk diet...
1276
01:31:57,750 --> 01:32:02,585
his scotch, bourbon, gin and
Manischewitz-flavored lipsticks are a big hit.
1277
01:32:02,655 --> 01:32:07,786
And this horticulturalist developeda new, fast-growing rose.
1278
01:32:07,860 --> 01:32:11,557
I was awarded
the first prize.
1279
01:32:11,631 --> 01:32:14,065
Yes, it's- It's called...
1280
01:32:14,133 --> 01:32:17,864
the Irving Rose.
1281
01:32:17,937 --> 01:32:22,374
We've learned that success
is just the art of being happy.
1282
01:32:22,441 --> 01:32:26,434
And being happy is-
Well, being happy is...
1283
01:32:26,512 --> 01:32:29,106
just the very, living end!
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