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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:08,433 --> 00:00:09,966 [JUGHEAD] Previously on Riverdale... 2 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:11,434 - My dad, he's... - A mobster. 3 00:00:11,436 --> 00:00:13,736 Archie, it's not just what he is, 4 00:00:13,739 --> 00:00:16,105 it's what he's planning to do. In Riverdale. 5 00:00:16,108 --> 00:00:17,472 I don't need to know. 6 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:20,343 Smithers, would you describe my father as a good man? 7 00:00:20,345 --> 00:00:21,477 I'd rather not say, miss. 8 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:23,680 Oh, my God! What happened to the twins? 9 00:00:23,682 --> 00:00:27,283 - I had them, Betty. - You didn't call us. Mom will be crushed. 10 00:00:27,285 --> 00:00:28,946 He has to go, Alice. 11 00:00:28,949 --> 00:00:30,753 [KEVIN] Chic, he's kinda creepy. 12 00:00:30,756 --> 00:00:32,383 I just remembered where I knew Chic from. 13 00:00:32,386 --> 00:00:34,223 He's a video gigolo, a web cam boy. 14 00:00:34,225 --> 00:00:37,126 My parents, they know about the affair with Sheriff Keller. 15 00:00:37,128 --> 00:00:39,262 - I have decided... - Mayor McCoy's resigning. 16 00:00:39,264 --> 00:00:42,128 Hiram Lodge. He just bought Sunnyside Trailer Park 17 00:00:42,131 --> 00:00:43,397 and he said we can all stay. 18 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,097 He's gobbling up the Southside piece by piece. 19 00:00:47,050 --> 00:00:50,373 [CLOCK TICKING] 20 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:52,240 [JUGHEAD] I was running out of time. 21 00:00:52,243 --> 00:00:54,509 And maybe, so was Riverdale. 22 00:00:56,114 --> 00:00:58,214 Hiram Lodge had been making moves. 23 00:00:58,217 --> 00:01:01,782 Big moves. But with no proof of criminal behavior, 24 00:01:01,785 --> 00:01:03,572 all I could do was speculate. 25 00:01:04,759 --> 00:01:07,557 What was Hiram's master plan for Riverdale? 26 00:01:07,559 --> 00:01:10,593 And why did it feel so close to fruition? 27 00:01:12,464 --> 00:01:13,930 Hey. 28 00:01:15,085 --> 00:01:16,584 What's all this? 29 00:01:16,587 --> 00:01:20,203 Hopefully, this is the article that saves the town from Hiram Lodge. 30 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,238 - Jughead... - If I can fit the pieces together. 31 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,073 Boy, you need to drop this. He rescued us. 32 00:01:24,075 --> 00:01:26,709 He bought the trailer park, forgave our debts. 33 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:29,212 What? He's the reason we almost lost the trailer park. 34 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:32,415 Hiram's slicker than a bottle of snake oil, no doubt, but this is... 35 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:35,115 Dad, please! 36 00:01:35,118 --> 00:01:38,303 Hiram Lodge just bought The Riverdale Register. 37 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:41,858 He's trying to silence dissenting voices before he makes his big play. 38 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:45,002 He's afraid. He's afraid of this exposure. 39 00:01:46,988 --> 00:01:48,672 If you remember correctly, the only house 40 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,699 in Riverdale with a pool was Thornhill... 41 00:01:50,702 --> 00:01:53,770 There we were, two drunk, dumb teenagers looking to cool off... 42 00:01:53,772 --> 00:01:56,415 Why didn't you just go to the quarry? Or Sweetwater River? 43 00:01:56,418 --> 00:01:58,111 Oh, what I remember is 44 00:01:58,114 --> 00:02:01,343 someone borrowing the school van for a joy ride, you and Mary... 45 00:02:01,346 --> 00:02:02,979 No, that was Alice, not us. 46 00:02:02,981 --> 00:02:06,149 Oh, my God, this sounds like an episode of Saved by the Bell. 47 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,030 Hey, Fred, before you head off, why don't 48 00:02:11,033 --> 00:02:12,853 you join Hermione and me in the study? 49 00:02:12,856 --> 00:02:15,517 I have this 30-year-old rum. I think you'll love it. 50 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,162 Well, I can't say no to that. 51 00:02:18,165 --> 00:02:20,997 - Veronica, stay with Archie? - Mmm-hmm. 52 00:02:25,537 --> 00:02:27,603 [KEVIN] Betty, I can't keep doing this anymore. 53 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,876 He's your brother and it is weird. 54 00:02:29,879 --> 00:02:32,855 Kevin, every time I try asking Chic questions about himself, 55 00:02:32,858 --> 00:02:36,389 he gets defensive or literally starts to cry as a diversion. 56 00:02:36,392 --> 00:02:39,855 - You're catfishing him? - If it's the only way to get Chic to open up. 57 00:02:39,858 --> 00:02:41,458 I... 58 00:02:42,654 --> 00:02:44,353 [SIGHS] 59 00:02:50,528 --> 00:02:54,797 So, do you ever P and P? You know, Party and Play? 60 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:57,867 You keep asking me that and I keep telling you no. 61 00:02:58,551 --> 00:02:59,984 [KEVIN STAMMERS] You know... 62 00:02:59,987 --> 00:03:02,446 This is our third time cam-ing 63 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:05,208 and you haven't really told me anything about yourself. 64 00:03:05,211 --> 00:03:09,098 Yeah, well, you haven't taken your shirt off yet. So we're even. 65 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:12,226 I'm shy. 66 00:03:14,886 --> 00:03:16,752 [CLICKING TONGUE] 67 00:03:16,754 --> 00:03:20,711 Okay. What do you wanna know? 68 00:03:20,714 --> 00:03:23,226 [ARCHIE] What are they talking about in there, do you reckon? 69 00:03:23,228 --> 00:03:27,597 So, between us, the deputy mayor who took over for Josie's mom 70 00:03:27,599 --> 00:03:30,266 is on the verge of stepping down. 71 00:03:30,268 --> 00:03:32,702 There's gonna be a special election 72 00:03:32,704 --> 00:03:37,440 and my parents think your dad would make an ideal candidate. 73 00:03:37,442 --> 00:03:39,208 They want my dad to run for mayor? 74 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:41,121 It's business and politics, Archie. 75 00:03:41,124 --> 00:03:43,204 They go hand in hand. 76 00:03:43,207 --> 00:03:46,449 Dad, is this something you're seriously considering? 77 00:03:47,798 --> 00:03:49,899 [SIGHS] 78 00:03:49,902 --> 00:03:52,054 Being mayor is something I dreamed about 79 00:03:52,056 --> 00:03:55,458 ever since I was a little kid, son, in the back of my mind. 80 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:58,294 And I know Riverdale's had a lot of downs lately 81 00:03:58,296 --> 00:04:01,126 but maybe, I can help get it back up on an upswing. 82 00:04:01,129 --> 00:04:04,422 And you don't think it's weird that Mr. Lodge is asking you to run? 83 00:04:04,425 --> 00:04:07,570 He's not dumb, son. He spends a lot of money in Riverdale. 84 00:04:07,572 --> 00:04:09,705 It makes sense he wants a friend in the mayor's office. 85 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,140 Will he pay for your campaign? 86 00:04:11,142 --> 00:04:15,511 He offered to make a donation to help me get going, but... 87 00:04:15,513 --> 00:04:19,425 But to be clear, Archie, if I decide to run, 88 00:04:19,428 --> 00:04:23,386 it won't be for him, it'll be for Riverdale. 89 00:04:24,289 --> 00:04:25,788 For me. 90 00:04:27,158 --> 00:04:28,524 For you. 91 00:04:39,337 --> 00:04:42,705 Mother. Strange man I've never met. 92 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:45,775 Cheryl, this is Mr. Lazenby, our estate attorney. 93 00:04:45,777 --> 00:04:48,678 Your father, as it turns out, left a secret will. 94 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:51,540 [SCOFFS] Of course he did. 95 00:04:51,543 --> 00:04:53,616 But Daddy died months ago. 96 00:04:53,618 --> 00:04:56,953 And Mr. Blossom's instructions were to reveal the existence of his will 97 00:04:56,955 --> 00:04:59,188 only after the authorities had concluded 98 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:01,090 their investigation into his side business. 99 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,758 You mean drug dealing? 100 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,460 Does this mean we're gonna be rich again? 101 00:05:04,462 --> 00:05:06,495 Oh, Cheryl, don't be so gauche. 102 00:05:06,497 --> 00:05:09,799 Per Clifford's instructions, he requested I withhold all information, 103 00:05:09,801 --> 00:05:11,752 including the names of his numerous 104 00:05:11,755 --> 00:05:14,138 beneficiaries, until a public will-reading. 105 00:05:14,141 --> 00:05:16,277 That's tomorrow afternoon. 106 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:22,178 It's been a long time coming, Alice, but I'm out. I'm done fighting. 107 00:05:23,648 --> 00:05:24,914 I want a divorce. 108 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:28,086 - Are you still seeing Penelope Blossom? - No. 109 00:05:28,089 --> 00:05:30,252 And this isn't about that. 110 00:05:30,254 --> 00:05:34,724 This is about how I worshiped you like a goddess for 20 years. 111 00:05:34,726 --> 00:05:36,892 We raised a family together, 112 00:05:36,894 --> 00:05:38,526 and then the first chance that you get, 113 00:05:38,529 --> 00:05:41,296 you side with a stranger over me? 114 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,099 And you too, Betty. I can't believe 115 00:05:43,101 --> 00:05:46,235 that you would choose Chic's side over your own father. 116 00:05:46,237 --> 00:05:49,807 Dad, if this is truly about Chic, then I'm with you, okay? 117 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:51,440 Let's ask him to move out. 118 00:05:51,442 --> 00:05:54,810 You sold The Register to that scumbag Hiram Lodge. 119 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:56,379 I should be the one divorcing you! 120 00:05:56,381 --> 00:05:59,328 Hiram offered me a fairer price, Alice. 121 00:05:59,331 --> 00:06:02,151 Half of which I will give to you, 122 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:05,034 if you agree to set me free... 123 00:06:05,037 --> 00:06:06,503 Immediately. 124 00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:09,358 I'm listening. 125 00:06:13,264 --> 00:06:16,632 I put the odds of Fred saying yes at about 50-50. 126 00:06:16,635 --> 00:06:20,075 As always, mija, anything you can whisper in Archie's ear? 127 00:06:20,078 --> 00:06:23,305 Mom, he's my boyfriend, not a constituent. 128 00:06:23,307 --> 00:06:25,531 Ah, you influence Archie and Archie 129 00:06:25,534 --> 00:06:28,310 influences Fred, and we need Fred right now. 130 00:06:28,312 --> 00:06:30,112 When we announce our bigger plans... 131 00:06:30,114 --> 00:06:33,249 It'd sound better coming out of his well-respected, well-liked mouth. 132 00:06:33,252 --> 00:06:35,786 Fine. I'll do my best. 133 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,125 [ARCHIE] Are you still going after Hiram Lodge? 134 00:06:39,128 --> 00:06:41,269 Well, that depends. [SIGHS] 135 00:06:41,272 --> 00:06:43,225 Who's asking? You? 136 00:06:43,227 --> 00:06:45,761 Veronica? The archfiend himself? 137 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:50,640 Jug, there's gonna be a special election to replace Josie's mom. 138 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:53,335 - Hiram Lodge wants my dad to run. - What? Why? 139 00:06:53,337 --> 00:06:55,007 Who freaking knows? Jughead, I'm with 140 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:57,073 Veronica, so that means I'm with the Lodges. 141 00:06:57,075 --> 00:06:58,974 - [SCOFFS] - But my dad, 142 00:06:58,976 --> 00:07:01,077 I can't let him get in any deeper with them. 143 00:07:01,079 --> 00:07:02,611 So tell him he shouldn't run. 144 00:07:02,614 --> 00:07:06,183 Veronica would kill me if I did. And ditto the Lodges. 145 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,085 Maybe I could give you something. 146 00:07:09,087 --> 00:07:13,222 Maybe you could write about it and that might make my dad hit pause. 147 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:14,858 Okay. 148 00:07:16,509 --> 00:07:18,475 You remember when Hiram Lodge gave Pop Tate 149 00:07:18,478 --> 00:07:20,396 that charitable donation to keep that diner open? 150 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,486 Yeah, we were all there. 151 00:07:21,489 --> 00:07:23,933 Except Hiram Lodge didn't give Pop's a donation. 152 00:07:23,935 --> 00:07:25,634 - He bought the diner. - What? 153 00:07:25,636 --> 00:07:28,604 And for some reason, he doesn't want anyone to know about it. 154 00:07:28,606 --> 00:07:30,372 Can you do something with that fact? 155 00:07:30,374 --> 00:07:32,335 At least enough to make my dad think 156 00:07:32,338 --> 00:07:34,243 twice about this stupid mayor idea. 157 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,679 - He bought the diner? - Yes! 158 00:07:40,351 --> 00:07:42,885 God! Hiram is like Dracula. 159 00:07:42,887 --> 00:07:44,801 Snapping up properties from all over 160 00:07:44,804 --> 00:07:47,573 Riverdale to expand his empire and feed. 161 00:07:47,576 --> 00:07:50,654 If what you're telling me is true, 162 00:07:50,657 --> 00:07:52,827 everyone is in danger. 163 00:07:55,084 --> 00:07:58,428 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- - WEBRip resynced by 164 00:08:00,907 --> 00:08:03,110 I figured out Hiram's methodology. 165 00:08:03,113 --> 00:08:05,422 He acquires devalued land at a deep, 166 00:08:05,425 --> 00:08:07,543 some might say criminal discount. 167 00:08:07,545 --> 00:08:09,579 Twilight Drive-In, Sunnyside Trailer Park, 168 00:08:09,581 --> 00:08:11,981 Southside High, and now Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe. 169 00:08:11,983 --> 00:08:13,983 - Wait, Pop's? - Hiram bought Pop's? 170 00:08:13,985 --> 00:08:15,673 Yeah. And while most people didn't 171 00:08:15,676 --> 00:08:17,399 care about Hiram's other acquisitions, 172 00:08:17,402 --> 00:08:19,088 probably because they were on the Southside... 173 00:08:19,090 --> 00:08:21,124 Pop's is the heart of Riverdale. 174 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,393 Right. People will care about this one. 175 00:08:23,395 --> 00:08:25,828 So, when are you talking to Pop? 176 00:08:26,930 --> 00:08:29,221 I was doing some research and apparently, 177 00:08:29,224 --> 00:08:30,966 your dad needs 1,200 signatures 178 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,274 - before he can even run for mayor. - Uh-huh. 179 00:08:33,277 --> 00:08:36,239 [VERONICA] So I was thinking, if you're not doing anything, 180 00:08:36,241 --> 00:08:38,298 maybe we can collect them together. 181 00:08:38,301 --> 00:08:39,852 [EXHALES] You know what? 182 00:08:39,855 --> 00:08:41,484 I actually have some homework I have to catch up on. 183 00:08:41,486 --> 00:08:43,279 - I'll talk to you later. - Wait, Archie... 184 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:44,447 [PHONE HANGS UP] 185 00:08:54,024 --> 00:08:57,425 - Polly, what are you doing home again? - [BABIES GURGLING] 186 00:08:57,428 --> 00:09:00,129 She just walked through the door with these perfect babies. 187 00:09:00,131 --> 00:09:02,265 I thought it would be nice to surprise Mom. 188 00:09:03,101 --> 00:09:04,534 [BABY GURGLING] 189 00:09:04,537 --> 00:09:06,881 And I was surprised to meet our brother. 190 00:09:07,906 --> 00:09:09,372 You have to hold one. 191 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:10,974 I'd love to. 192 00:09:12,777 --> 00:09:14,477 [ALICE] Here. 193 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,985 [SOFTLY] Oh, hello. 194 00:09:25,623 --> 00:09:27,357 Hey, where's Dad, by the way? 195 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,625 Are we all gonna go to the will-reading together? 196 00:09:30,628 --> 00:09:32,295 - What will-reading? - [POLLY] What? 197 00:09:32,297 --> 00:09:34,797 You... You mean Dad hasn't told you? 198 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,050 Cheryl, I agreed to come to this 199 00:09:41,053 --> 00:09:43,775 will-reading but I didn't agree to a makeover. 200 00:09:45,143 --> 00:09:47,613 Unless it involves that blouse. 201 00:09:47,616 --> 00:09:49,995 Nice, right? 202 00:09:49,998 --> 00:09:54,083 For the record, j'adore your flannel mesh aesthetic. 203 00:09:54,086 --> 00:09:58,488 I'm merely augmenting it for the occasion. 204 00:09:58,491 --> 00:10:01,459 What is going on in here, Cheryl? 205 00:10:01,462 --> 00:10:05,061 Mrs. Blossom, hi, I'm Toni Topaz. 206 00:10:05,064 --> 00:10:06,629 I'm a friend of Cheryl's from school 207 00:10:06,631 --> 00:10:09,399 and she's lending me an outfit for the will-reading. 208 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,701 And why on Earth would you be there? 209 00:10:11,703 --> 00:10:15,338 I invited her to be my emotional support. 210 00:10:17,042 --> 00:10:20,675 Just make sure you're downstairs before the guests start to arrive. 211 00:10:20,678 --> 00:10:23,833 We need to present a united front against those scavengers. 212 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,884 Ugh. She's a nightmare. 213 00:10:28,887 --> 00:10:31,387 [SIGHS] Isn't she though? 214 00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:33,437 [FRED] Hey, Arch, check this out! 215 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,559 When I applied to college to be an urban planner... 216 00:10:36,561 --> 00:10:38,361 This is before Grandpa already got sick, 217 00:10:38,363 --> 00:10:43,300 this was a presentation that I made for some program I never got into. 218 00:10:43,303 --> 00:10:47,036 Riverdale 2020. Small town with a big future. 219 00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:49,639 - Sounds corny, huh? - No, Dad, this is awesome. 220 00:10:49,641 --> 00:10:52,214 - [KNOCKING] - [VERONICA] Hello? 221 00:10:52,217 --> 00:10:54,506 Archie! Mr. Andrews? 222 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:57,980 Oh, goody! You're both here. 223 00:10:59,348 --> 00:11:03,034 So I fully realize I'm putting the cart before the horse, 224 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,455 but I was spitballing some design ideas, 225 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:09,559 and I think I may have come up with a few potential campaign logos. 226 00:11:09,561 --> 00:11:13,496 Veronica, those are terrific, I gotta say, but... Oh! 227 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:17,300 - Now, that one, that's my favorite. Hmm. - Mine too. 228 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:24,674 Great. So I'll have some buttons and T-shirts printed ASAP. 229 00:11:26,578 --> 00:11:28,411 [ARCHIE] Why are you pushing this on him? 230 00:11:28,413 --> 00:11:32,215 I'm not. I just think your dad would make a great mayor. 231 00:11:32,217 --> 00:11:33,850 Why are you resisting this so much? 232 00:11:33,852 --> 00:11:37,206 Because, Ronnie, my dad is not cut out for what your parents want. 233 00:11:37,209 --> 00:11:39,188 Which is what, in your mind? 234 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:41,390 A dog on a leash who does what it's told. 235 00:11:41,392 --> 00:11:43,434 And if not, they'll push him out like they did Mayor McCoy. 236 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:47,396 Archie, Mayor McCoy had an affair with Sheriff Keller. 237 00:11:47,398 --> 00:11:48,664 That's why she stepped down. 238 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,366 My parents had nothing to do with it, 239 00:11:50,368 --> 00:11:52,335 which I would swear to you on the Bible. 240 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,571 I feel like you're steering me, Ronnie, like 241 00:11:54,574 --> 00:11:56,708 you're steering my dad, and it's not cool. 242 00:11:59,777 --> 00:12:01,310 So ease off him. 243 00:12:01,313 --> 00:12:03,079 [EXHALES] 244 00:12:03,082 --> 00:12:04,780 Okay. 245 00:12:08,953 --> 00:12:12,388 "I, Clifford Cochrane Blossom, being of sound mind and body, 246 00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:16,592 do here inscribe the terms of my last will and testament. 247 00:12:16,594 --> 00:12:18,528 Firstly... 248 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,870 Ownership of Thistlehouse 249 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:24,600 will stay with our beloved matriarch, Roseanne Blossom. 250 00:12:26,838 --> 00:12:28,704 To my wife and partner, Penelope, 251 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,807 I leave ownership of our greatest treasure, 252 00:12:31,809 --> 00:12:35,611 Thornhill, the exquisite mansion she made a home." 253 00:12:35,613 --> 00:12:38,245 The charred husk of an empty house. 254 00:12:38,248 --> 00:12:40,116 That sounds about right, Mother. 255 00:12:40,118 --> 00:12:43,686 Now, the reason I contacted you and you all traveled to be here. 256 00:12:45,256 --> 00:12:49,964 "Any and all remaining assets of my fortune will be divided in half. 257 00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:53,996 The first half will be distributed equally to anyone in Riverdale 258 00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:56,866 who can prove with medical authentication 259 00:12:56,868 --> 00:13:01,410 that even one drop of Blossom blood flows through their veins." 260 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,276 I knew it! 261 00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:07,043 - Alice, what the hell are you doing here? - Accusing you publicly. 262 00:13:07,045 --> 00:13:09,312 You only wanted a divorce so that you could cheat me 263 00:13:09,314 --> 00:13:11,948 out of your big, fancy Blossom payday. 264 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:15,318 It's not just my payday, the girls share Blossom blood too. 265 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,753 My lawyer is gonna rip you apart. 266 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,288 Isn't that right, Attorney McCoy? 267 00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:22,558 I will be taking half of whatever blood money you get 268 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,261 - from this inbred cesspool of a family. - [TONI CHUCKLES] 269 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,496 Yeah, that's right. I said inbred. 270 00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:28,798 Would you please just leave? 271 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:32,268 Shut your face, you half-melted ten cent trollop! 272 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,737 Oh, this is riveting, I can't breathe. 273 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,908 - [POP] Usual, Jughead? - Not today, Pop. 274 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:41,477 [SIGHING] I actually have a question for you. 275 00:13:42,714 --> 00:13:45,381 Did Hiram Lodge buy this diner from you? 276 00:13:54,993 --> 00:13:56,926 Jughead... [SIGHS] 277 00:13:57,576 --> 00:14:00,896 The Tates have owned this diner for over 80 years. 278 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,233 When my ma gave me the keys, 279 00:14:04,235 --> 00:14:07,401 she made me promise that no matter what, 280 00:14:07,404 --> 00:14:11,274 I'd always keep this shop in our family. 281 00:14:11,276 --> 00:14:15,811 Now, I did what I needed to with Mr. Lodge 282 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,597 but my mother's still with us, God bless. 283 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:24,534 It would kill her to hear I went against her wishes. 284 00:14:24,537 --> 00:14:29,859 Please, Jug, can you keep this to yourself while I still have my mom? 285 00:14:31,129 --> 00:14:35,998 [SIGHS] And then you can tell whoever you want. 286 00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:43,272 Now that the interloper has been escorted from the premises, 287 00:14:43,274 --> 00:14:46,243 we can finish our business. As I was saying... 288 00:14:46,246 --> 00:14:49,312 "The other half of my fortune will go to my true heirs, 289 00:14:49,314 --> 00:14:51,147 Jason and Cheryl." 290 00:15:03,394 --> 00:15:04,794 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 291 00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:08,133 As the one true Blossom heir, 292 00:15:08,136 --> 00:15:10,733 I feel it is my sacred duty to say a few words. 293 00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:13,169 The Blossoms have been bathing in blood 294 00:15:13,171 --> 00:15:15,237 since Great-Grandpappy Blossom killed his brother. 295 00:15:16,174 --> 00:15:18,474 [CHUCKLES] The original sin of Riverdale. 296 00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:23,446 Well, I stand before you to say, no more. 297 00:15:25,016 --> 00:15:26,816 No more blood. 298 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,577 No more madness. 299 00:15:30,988 --> 00:15:33,930 [SIGHS] No more horror. 300 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,825 [MAN] Here, here. 301 00:15:37,795 --> 00:15:39,785 Oh! 302 00:15:39,788 --> 00:15:41,449 Couldn't have said it better myself. 303 00:15:41,452 --> 00:15:43,119 [NANA ROSE] Oh! 304 00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:46,502 [GROANS] 305 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:56,763 [SNIFFS] Ugh! 306 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:02,579 Oh, Mumsy, I had the most frightful daymare. 307 00:16:02,582 --> 00:16:04,382 Daddy was back. 308 00:16:05,874 --> 00:16:07,306 [GASPS] 309 00:16:08,109 --> 00:16:10,643 Calm down, it's not what you think. 310 00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:11,978 Hello, Cheryl. 311 00:16:13,048 --> 00:16:14,747 I'm your Uncle Claudius. 312 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,183 - Twin to your father. - Twin? But... 313 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,719 Daddy never said anything about having a brother. 314 00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:21,320 Well, allow me to explain. 315 00:16:21,322 --> 00:16:23,756 [INHALES DEEPLY] 316 00:16:24,726 --> 00:16:26,514 [CLICKS TONGUE] 317 00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:29,545 When Clifford and I were boys, 318 00:16:29,548 --> 00:16:32,957 we were inseparable, modern-day Romulus and Remus. 319 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,134 And it became apparent that I was being 320 00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:37,872 primed to inherit the Blossom empire. 321 00:16:40,408 --> 00:16:42,208 Till our 14th birthday. 322 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,778 Clifford and I were down by Sweetwater River and he, uh... 323 00:16:47,849 --> 00:16:49,816 He pointed a rifle at me 324 00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:53,419 and with eyes void of humanity, he told me about the Blossom curse. 325 00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:55,814 How one of the twins always meets a violent 326 00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:58,693 end and often at the hands of the other. 327 00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:02,028 Well, he spared me. 328 00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:06,298 But that very night, I ran away from home without a trace. 329 00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:09,194 [SIGHS] It broke my heart. 330 00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:12,071 I couldn't bear to speak your name. 331 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,407 I joined the Merchant Marines. 332 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:18,177 I sailed the seas desperate to outrun the Blossom curse. 333 00:17:19,345 --> 00:17:22,048 [POLLY] How soon do you think we could get those blood tests done? 334 00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,783 Do you think Dr. Patel works on weekends? 335 00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:26,886 - I'll call and check. - Polly, what's the rush? 336 00:17:26,888 --> 00:17:29,322 I just wanna know how much money we're inheriting. 337 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:31,557 Between you, me, Chic and the babies, 338 00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:33,826 we could start our own version of the farm. 339 00:17:33,829 --> 00:17:36,262 Uh, I'm not getting my blood tested. 340 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,803 Really, Chic, how come? 341 00:17:38,806 --> 00:17:41,619 - Uh, I don't know these people. - They're your cousins. 342 00:17:41,622 --> 00:17:43,488 We're all Blossoms, like it or not. 343 00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:45,137 I'm not, thank the Lord. 344 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,539 I don't want their blood money. 345 00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:49,175 - Don't be stupid. - I said, I don't want their money. 346 00:17:50,411 --> 00:17:52,945 Besides, needles trigger me. 347 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,881 Polly, Betty, leave your brother alone. 348 00:17:54,883 --> 00:17:56,649 He can decide for himself. 349 00:17:58,319 --> 00:18:01,320 Mom, I decided something. 350 00:18:02,757 --> 00:18:05,725 I'm happy to do the family's bidding at school, 351 00:18:05,728 --> 00:18:08,327 but Archie is off the table. 352 00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:12,064 - You're losing your nerve? - No! 353 00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:15,501 Not even close, but I am afraid of losing Archie. 354 00:18:15,503 --> 00:18:17,457 He's become a pawn on our chessboard 355 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,173 and it's hurting our relationship. 356 00:18:19,176 --> 00:18:23,709 Veronica, in this business of ours, 357 00:18:23,712 --> 00:18:26,345 the women always walk the razor's edge. 358 00:18:26,347 --> 00:18:28,548 The men are the gangsters, but us, 359 00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:32,561 the molls, we use our wiles, 360 00:18:32,564 --> 00:18:36,355 our cunning, a hand on an elbow, 361 00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,826 a whisper in an ear, 362 00:18:38,829 --> 00:18:41,594 to manage things from behind the scenes. 363 00:18:41,596 --> 00:18:45,131 Maybe, but not me. Not with Archie. 364 00:18:46,901 --> 00:18:48,601 You're right. 365 00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:53,573 You're right to protect your relationship with Archie. 366 00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,511 We gotta get aggressive, Kev. 367 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,153 Chic's turning down a lot of money 368 00:19:00,156 --> 00:19:02,215 because he's refusing to take a blood test. 369 00:19:02,217 --> 00:19:03,950 And we need to find out why. 370 00:19:03,952 --> 00:19:05,685 What exactly is hishiding? 371 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,654 What am I supposed to do? Just ask him? 372 00:19:10,158 --> 00:19:11,691 I have a plan. 373 00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,596 It's slightly insane. 374 00:19:16,297 --> 00:19:18,264 - [SIGHS] - [CHIC] Hey, stranger. 375 00:19:18,267 --> 00:19:20,066 Been missing your cute face. 376 00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:22,034 Where'd you go? 377 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:26,706 Uh, yeah, sorry. I went MIA. I actually... 378 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:31,671 Just got tested for the first time and... 379 00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:34,779 I'm negative but it's been pretty intense. 380 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,116 Your first test? Congrats, cowboy. 381 00:19:37,118 --> 00:19:39,655 - That's a milestone. - Hmm. 382 00:19:39,658 --> 00:19:42,321 Uh, do you get tested? 383 00:19:42,323 --> 00:19:44,218 Yeah, I used to go every week. 384 00:19:44,221 --> 00:19:46,459 Man, I had the worse scare once! 385 00:19:46,461 --> 00:19:47,660 [MOUTHING] 386 00:19:47,662 --> 00:19:49,395 Oh, yeah? What happened? 387 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,064 Yeah, it's a long story but, uh... 388 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,941 I was living with a rougher crew than I am now. 389 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,211 [MOUTHING] 390 00:19:59,641 --> 00:20:02,341 Wait, are you talking to somebody else? 391 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,846 [KEVIN SPLUTTERS] Uh... 392 00:20:06,848 --> 00:20:08,347 That's it, that's it. I'm out! 393 00:20:08,349 --> 00:20:10,080 No! What do you mean, Kev? 394 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,952 Sorry, Betty, but your brother actually seems like a really good guy 395 00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:15,054 and this is starting to make me feel like a really bad person 396 00:20:15,056 --> 00:20:16,656 so sorry, but I'm done. 397 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,228 Well? 398 00:20:22,231 --> 00:20:24,263 Did Pops confirm Mr. Lodge bought the diner? 399 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,299 Yeah, he did. [SIGHS] 400 00:20:26,302 --> 00:20:28,971 But I'm sorry, I can't publish that article, Archie. 401 00:20:28,974 --> 00:20:30,630 It would break Pop's heart. 402 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:34,140 Jug, we can't give up. I think my dad's gonna run. 403 00:20:34,142 --> 00:20:37,076 Archie, I have talked to every possible suspect 404 00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:39,136 connected to the Lodges, even Mayor McCoy. 405 00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:40,636 They're all on lockdown. 406 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,971 Maybe you've been talking to the wrong McCoy. 407 00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:45,853 I'm brunching, Archie. What do you want? 408 00:20:46,752 --> 00:20:50,056 My dad is seconds away from running for mayor with the Lodges' support. 409 00:20:50,058 --> 00:20:52,391 And I don't him to go through what your mom did. 410 00:20:52,394 --> 00:20:55,697 So I was thinking maybe you could get your mom to talk to him. 411 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:56,908 Even secretly. 412 00:20:56,911 --> 00:20:59,721 Archie, my mom barely made it out of the mayor's office alive. 413 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,033 If she lets slip even a whisper 414 00:21:03,036 --> 00:21:05,404 of what went down between her and the Lodges, 415 00:21:05,406 --> 00:21:06,906 there'd be hell to pay. 416 00:21:06,908 --> 00:21:09,775 She'd implicate herself in about a million ways. 417 00:21:09,777 --> 00:21:11,002 Yeah, I figured. 418 00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:13,913 But isn't there plenty of stuff your mom could say to my dad 419 00:21:13,915 --> 00:21:16,916 that would kill his buzz without getting into the shady stuff? 420 00:21:18,627 --> 00:21:23,174 [MAYOR MCCOY] It's not all ribbon ceremonies and catered affairs, Fred. 421 00:21:23,177 --> 00:21:27,226 It's filling potholes, collecting trash, 422 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,429 and if you think you can run this town 423 00:21:30,432 --> 00:21:33,632 plus Andrews Construction at the same time, forget it. 424 00:21:33,634 --> 00:21:35,768 I've got a pretty good team working for me. 425 00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:39,389 And then there are the uglier aspects of the job. 426 00:21:39,392 --> 00:21:43,075 Crime, poverty, threats... 427 00:21:43,077 --> 00:21:44,952 Like the Black Hood? 428 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:49,218 Right now, you might be the people's shining hope of Riverdale, 429 00:21:49,221 --> 00:21:51,617 but say you do win, Fred. 430 00:21:51,619 --> 00:21:53,221 They'll turn their back on you, 431 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:55,728 and all your friends 432 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:59,069 will be standing in line to stab you in the back. 433 00:21:59,072 --> 00:22:01,260 I appreciate the real talk, Sierra. 434 00:22:01,263 --> 00:22:03,439 I haven't even gotten to the real talk yet, Fred. 435 00:22:03,442 --> 00:22:06,710 Let's chat about the pittance that is the mayor's salary. 436 00:22:11,305 --> 00:22:14,306 - [BABIES CRYING] - [ALICE COOING] I know. 437 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,452 [ALICE, BETTY AND POLLY TALKING SOFTLY] 438 00:22:17,455 --> 00:22:20,246 - [LAUGHING] - Oh. Hello. 439 00:22:20,249 --> 00:22:22,815 Mom! I'm late for work, can you drive me? 440 00:22:22,817 --> 00:22:25,985 Not right now, Chic, I'm with the twins. Take the bus or walk. 441 00:22:25,988 --> 00:22:28,424 Oh, hi. 442 00:22:32,503 --> 00:22:34,303 [KNOCKING] 443 00:22:37,088 --> 00:22:39,889 Pop Tate, to what do I owe this honor? 444 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,868 Sorry to bother you at home, Mr. Lodge. 445 00:22:43,805 --> 00:22:45,404 Come on in. 446 00:22:48,042 --> 00:22:51,043 [HIRAM] Apparently, Jughead Jones 447 00:22:51,046 --> 00:22:53,919 is asking questions about the ownership of the Chock'lit Shoppe. 448 00:22:53,922 --> 00:22:56,582 - Jughead Jones! - Daddy! 449 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,484 Did Pop Tate keep his mouth shut? 450 00:22:58,486 --> 00:23:00,619 - More or less. - Then Jughead has nothing. 451 00:23:00,621 --> 00:23:04,557 No, what he has is someone from our inner circle feeding him information. 452 00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:08,401 Now, the only people that know that we own Pop's are the three of us. 453 00:23:09,797 --> 00:23:11,661 And Archie Andrews. 454 00:23:11,664 --> 00:23:14,533 And yes, he's proven his loyalty to us, but what's to say 455 00:23:14,535 --> 00:23:16,635 he isn't feeding information to his best pal, Jug. 456 00:23:16,637 --> 00:23:17,970 It was me. 457 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,301 I told Jughead about Pop's. 458 00:23:21,304 --> 00:23:22,403 - What? - Why? 459 00:23:22,406 --> 00:23:24,009 When we were all at Shadow Lake, 460 00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:26,612 Jughead was grilling me about the Southside, 461 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,615 asking incessant questions about SoDale, 462 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,936 the trailer park, Southside High. I had to get him off the scent, 463 00:23:32,939 --> 00:23:35,900 so I distracted him with the smallest truth I could, the diner. 464 00:23:35,903 --> 00:23:38,557 Veronica, so help me, that is a... 465 00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:41,694 - That was quick thinking, mija. - What? 466 00:23:42,697 --> 00:23:44,797 You can't possibly think that was a prudent choice. 467 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,132 I do. 468 00:23:46,135 --> 00:23:49,702 Veronica wisely threw the dog a little, relatively harmless bone 469 00:23:49,704 --> 00:23:53,038 to keep him from digging up a much bigger, more controversial one. 470 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,707 Yes, exactly. 471 00:23:54,709 --> 00:23:58,777 Her gambit bought us the time we need for some preemptive damage control. 472 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,314 Ojala, you two are right. 473 00:24:03,684 --> 00:24:05,518 [JUGHEAD] Hiram's gonna beat the clock. 474 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,421 Feels like every step I make, he's two or ten steps ahead of me. 475 00:24:09,424 --> 00:24:11,111 He's lapping me! 476 00:24:11,114 --> 00:24:13,759 He's been winning at this game a lot longer than you've been alive. 477 00:24:13,761 --> 00:24:15,494 Yeah, because he's been rigging the game 478 00:24:15,503 --> 00:24:18,504 and everyone's too afraid to come out and speak against him. 479 00:24:20,535 --> 00:24:22,635 You know, uh... [SIGHS] 480 00:24:22,637 --> 00:24:24,937 There's one person you haven't asked 481 00:24:24,939 --> 00:24:27,006 to go on the record yet. 482 00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:28,208 Who? 483 00:24:29,977 --> 00:24:31,377 Me. 484 00:24:33,147 --> 00:24:35,681 You know, back in the day, Hiram asked me and the Serpents 485 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:39,251 to trash the drive-in so he could buy it for rock-bottom price. 486 00:24:40,053 --> 00:24:42,187 [SIGHS] We complied. 487 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,989 [GASPS] 488 00:24:45,325 --> 00:24:47,024 On purpose? 489 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,094 You worked for Hiram Lodge? 490 00:24:49,097 --> 00:24:50,806 I'll own up to that. 491 00:24:50,809 --> 00:24:52,965 On the record, if it'll help you bring him down. 492 00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:57,002 [PHONE RINGING] 493 00:24:58,439 --> 00:25:00,639 - Hello? - [MAN] Jughead Jones? 494 00:25:00,641 --> 00:25:03,542 I have information about Hiram Lodge's plans. 495 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:06,369 Riverdale bus terminal. 20 minutes. 496 00:25:08,649 --> 00:25:10,358 Who was that? 497 00:25:10,361 --> 00:25:12,084 I have no idea. 498 00:25:13,821 --> 00:25:16,021 But you may not have to go on the record just yet. 499 00:25:23,503 --> 00:25:26,170 [GRUNTING] 500 00:25:33,605 --> 00:25:35,037 I'm gonna kill you. 501 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,782 You're leaking private information about my family. 502 00:25:37,784 --> 00:25:39,717 Information that my father trusted you with. 503 00:25:39,719 --> 00:25:41,952 - Look, if this is about Pop's... - Damn right it is! 504 00:25:41,954 --> 00:25:43,654 And lucky for you, I fell on the sword 505 00:25:43,656 --> 00:25:45,589 and saved you from his apocalyptic wrath. 506 00:25:45,591 --> 00:25:47,691 - You didn't have to that. - Yes, I did. 507 00:25:47,694 --> 00:25:50,928 If my dad ever found out you snitched, 508 00:25:50,930 --> 00:25:52,630 do you know what he would do to you? 509 00:25:52,632 --> 00:25:55,900 Veronica, I'm not gonna apologize to you for trying to protect my dad! 510 00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:57,568 From my parents? 511 00:25:57,571 --> 00:26:00,401 Archie, this isn't The Manchurian Candidate. 512 00:26:00,404 --> 00:26:02,940 - [SIGHS] - And your father is an untouchable. 513 00:26:02,942 --> 00:26:05,581 He'll never be hurt or corrupted. 514 00:26:05,584 --> 00:26:07,792 [SIGHS] What happened to your loyalty? 515 00:26:07,795 --> 00:26:11,081 We brought you into this because you said you were fine with it. 516 00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:12,883 - You made a promise! - Veronica, you wanted 517 00:26:12,885 --> 00:26:15,386 my eyes wide open before I committed to your family. 518 00:26:15,388 --> 00:26:16,887 You insisted upon it, in fact. 519 00:26:16,889 --> 00:26:19,390 And if my dad is gonna run for mayor with your parents, 520 00:26:19,392 --> 00:26:21,592 he deserves to know the whole truth and so do I. 521 00:26:21,594 --> 00:26:22,726 What whole truth? 522 00:26:22,728 --> 00:26:24,929 His big secret plan for the Southside. 523 00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:28,165 You were almost gonna tell me at your confirmation but I stopped you. 524 00:26:28,168 --> 00:26:30,734 Well, now, I wanna know. 525 00:26:30,737 --> 00:26:32,836 For myself and for my dad. 526 00:26:32,846 --> 00:26:37,014 That's... That's something you'll have to talk to my dad about. 527 00:26:37,017 --> 00:26:38,217 [FRED] Oh, hey, there you are. 528 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:40,444 - Hey, Veronica. - Hi, Mr. Andrews. 529 00:26:40,446 --> 00:26:42,980 Perfect timing. Uh, I have an announcement to make. 530 00:26:42,982 --> 00:26:47,518 You two are looking at the next candidate for mayor of Riverdale. 531 00:26:47,521 --> 00:26:49,320 [SIGHS] 532 00:26:49,322 --> 00:26:51,455 [WHISPERS] Guess you better talk to my dad fast. 533 00:27:25,258 --> 00:27:27,625 Wasn't better when it was just me, you and Mom? 534 00:27:27,627 --> 00:27:30,628 Uh... You... You don't like Polly? 535 00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:32,329 Love is finite. 536 00:27:33,165 --> 00:27:35,432 People run out of it eventually. 537 00:27:36,636 --> 00:27:39,470 They stop loving you or they start loving someone else. 538 00:27:39,473 --> 00:27:41,739 One day, the sun is shining down on you, 539 00:27:41,741 --> 00:27:44,074 and the next, you're alone. 540 00:27:44,077 --> 00:27:45,843 And it's cold. 541 00:27:46,579 --> 00:27:47,912 And dark. 542 00:27:49,081 --> 00:27:50,548 Chic... 543 00:27:52,118 --> 00:27:54,382 Are you okay? 544 00:27:54,385 --> 00:27:57,555 [SIGHS] Don't use my bathroom again, Betty. 545 00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:12,069 [MUSIC PLAYING] 546 00:28:35,828 --> 00:28:37,361 I haven't much time. 547 00:28:37,364 --> 00:28:39,026 Are you Deep Throat? 548 00:28:39,029 --> 00:28:41,252 You've been calling everyone in town for 549 00:28:41,255 --> 00:28:43,531 information about Hiram Lodge but not me. 550 00:28:44,704 --> 00:28:46,370 That's why I called you. 551 00:28:48,448 --> 00:28:50,228 No offense, but how does a bus driver 552 00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:53,003 have insider information on Hiram Lodge? 553 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,445 I used to be someone else, 554 00:28:58,448 --> 00:29:03,007 someone who was privy to Hiram Lodge's personal affairs. 555 00:29:03,010 --> 00:29:06,924 Someone who suffered at his whims. 556 00:29:06,927 --> 00:29:09,414 What kind of personal affairs? 557 00:29:09,417 --> 00:29:12,226 I coordinated transportation for Mr. Lodge, 558 00:29:12,229 --> 00:29:14,706 sometimes out to Shankshaw Prison. 559 00:29:16,268 --> 00:29:19,670 He also received mail from the warden there. 560 00:29:19,672 --> 00:29:21,573 Shankshaw? 561 00:29:21,576 --> 00:29:23,841 That's not where Hiram Lodge served time. 562 00:29:23,843 --> 00:29:25,309 I'm afraid that's all I have for you. 563 00:29:25,311 --> 00:29:27,393 That's it? 564 00:29:27,396 --> 00:29:30,247 And one more thing. A question. 565 00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:34,318 Miss Veronica, how's she faring through all this? 566 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:40,296 So, Mr. Blossom, how does it feel being 567 00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:42,776 back in Riverdale after all these years? 568 00:29:42,779 --> 00:29:45,262 Ignore that person, Claudius. 569 00:29:45,265 --> 00:29:47,765 I'd assumed tonight would be family only. 570 00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:50,134 It's all right. I enjoy meeting new people. 571 00:29:50,136 --> 00:29:52,302 Do you know, during my journeys as a sailor, 572 00:29:52,304 --> 00:29:55,873 I came upon the most wonderful island... 573 00:29:57,009 --> 00:30:00,010 - Lesbos. - Oh, my God. 574 00:30:00,012 --> 00:30:04,348 It is the most beautiful natural place on Earth. 575 00:30:04,350 --> 00:30:09,653 Oh, you're not going back on the boat, dear boy, are you? 576 00:30:09,655 --> 00:30:12,122 You're staying here with us. 577 00:30:12,124 --> 00:30:14,658 Whatever I can do to make sure that you and this house 578 00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:16,660 are well cared for, Mother. 579 00:30:16,663 --> 00:30:20,230 That is, of course, as long as I'm welcome. 580 00:30:27,707 --> 00:30:30,240 There's a room over the garage. 581 00:30:30,243 --> 00:30:33,350 It's freezing in winter and boiling in summer but... 582 00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:34,752 It's there. 583 00:30:37,246 --> 00:30:39,734 So, Hiram Lodge's master plan has something 584 00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:42,451 to do with your old stomping ground, Shankshaw. 585 00:30:43,599 --> 00:30:46,590 I tried calling the warden a dozen times but he hasn't called me back. 586 00:30:46,592 --> 00:30:48,025 That corrupt son of a bitch. 587 00:30:48,027 --> 00:30:50,587 Do you have any contacts on the inside that might know something? 588 00:30:51,872 --> 00:30:53,664 Yeah, War Baby. 589 00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:55,497 He knows everybody's business. 590 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,899 Can I get in to see him? 591 00:31:00,339 --> 00:31:04,942 Can I just say, between us, that Chic is creepy? 592 00:31:04,945 --> 00:31:08,318 I don't think he likes me and I don't think that he likes the twins. 593 00:31:08,321 --> 00:31:10,514 A couple of times I've just caught him, like, staring at us. 594 00:31:10,516 --> 00:31:12,015 Yeah, tell me about it. 595 00:31:12,017 --> 00:31:14,084 It's part of the reason why I submitted a sample 596 00:31:14,086 --> 00:31:16,920 of Chic's blood to the lab that the Blossoms set up. 597 00:31:16,922 --> 00:31:18,922 - CSI Nancy Drew! - Yeah. 598 00:31:18,924 --> 00:31:20,891 How did you get a sample of his blood? 599 00:31:22,128 --> 00:31:23,494 Don't worry about it. 600 00:31:23,496 --> 00:31:25,963 But Polly, I think that Dad may be right 601 00:31:25,965 --> 00:31:30,334 that Chic's dangerous, possibly not even our brother. 602 00:31:30,337 --> 00:31:32,169 Well, what do we do if he's not? 603 00:31:32,171 --> 00:31:34,805 Well, it'll crush Mom but we'll have to tell her. 604 00:31:35,574 --> 00:31:38,842 In a way, it may kind of be a relief. 605 00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:42,846 [SIGHS] 606 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:45,182 Hey, you're home. 607 00:31:45,184 --> 00:31:49,186 Yeah, Polly just spent her Blossom inheritance on silk headbands. 608 00:31:49,188 --> 00:31:50,419 - [LAUGHS] - [SHUSHES] 609 00:31:50,422 --> 00:31:51,708 Betty, keep your voice down. 610 00:31:51,711 --> 00:31:53,497 However Mom got Juniper and Dagwood to sleep, 611 00:31:53,526 --> 00:31:54,992 I do not want them waking up. 612 00:31:54,994 --> 00:31:57,275 - Oh, no, the twins, they're not home. - What do you mean? 613 00:31:57,278 --> 00:31:59,797 - Where are they? - They're with Chic. 614 00:32:02,234 --> 00:32:04,044 He wanted to take his niece and nephew 615 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,671 for a walk along Sweetwater River. 616 00:32:07,072 --> 00:32:08,472 Why? Is there something wrong? 617 00:32:08,474 --> 00:32:10,107 Mom, are you serious? 618 00:32:10,109 --> 00:32:13,443 How could you let a complete stranger take my babies? 619 00:32:13,445 --> 00:32:15,245 He's not a stranger. He's your brother 620 00:32:15,247 --> 00:32:17,034 and he's doing something nice for you. 621 00:32:17,037 --> 00:32:19,099 Yeah, the hell he is! 622 00:32:21,387 --> 00:32:23,086 What did you do to my babies? 623 00:32:23,088 --> 00:32:26,557 - [GURGLING] - Nothing, Polly. They're fine. 624 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:30,494 [BABIES GURGLING] 625 00:32:33,801 --> 00:32:35,334 [PRISON DOOR BUZZING] 626 00:32:35,337 --> 00:32:38,935 What's up, Jonesy? You want me to knock some heads in here for ya? 627 00:32:38,938 --> 00:32:41,552 No, War Baby, we need intel. 628 00:32:41,555 --> 00:32:44,741 You heard about anything major going on behind the scenes? 629 00:32:44,744 --> 00:32:46,944 Maybe to do with a guy named Hiram? 630 00:32:46,947 --> 00:32:48,879 - [CHUCKLES] - Hiram Lodge? 631 00:32:48,882 --> 00:32:50,747 [ARCHIE] You're like Dracula. 632 00:32:51,550 --> 00:32:53,016 He bought property all over London 633 00:32:53,018 --> 00:32:56,119 so he could move his vampire kingdom over from Transylvania. 634 00:32:56,122 --> 00:32:58,989 Except you're bringing organized crime to Riverdale. 635 00:32:58,991 --> 00:33:02,993 And you want my dad to be mayor so he can be your patsy, except... 636 00:33:02,996 --> 00:33:05,696 What if you and him don't see eye to eye on something? 637 00:33:05,698 --> 00:33:07,898 What an imagination you have. 638 00:33:09,068 --> 00:33:11,768 - What do you have there? - This is my journal. 639 00:33:11,771 --> 00:33:14,771 When Mrs. Lodge sent that fake FBI agent to test me, 640 00:33:14,773 --> 00:33:17,101 I started taking detailed notes of everything 641 00:33:17,104 --> 00:33:19,176 I saw while I was apprenticing with you. 642 00:33:19,186 --> 00:33:22,153 - Is that a threat? - I'm looking out for my family. 643 00:33:22,848 --> 00:33:24,815 [SIGHS DEEPLY] Archie... 644 00:33:24,817 --> 00:33:26,783 [CLEARS THROAT] 645 00:33:27,732 --> 00:33:30,513 I believe your father and I will make a great team. 646 00:33:30,516 --> 00:33:32,755 Moreover, in 18 months, 647 00:33:32,758 --> 00:33:35,759 Lodge Industries will be 100 percent legitimate 648 00:33:35,761 --> 00:33:38,295 and Riverdale will be virtually crime-free. 649 00:33:38,298 --> 00:33:41,064 The safest small town in America. 650 00:33:41,066 --> 00:33:43,000 - How are you gonna do that? - [SIGHS] 651 00:33:43,002 --> 00:33:44,968 Or am I not inner circle enough to know? 652 00:33:44,970 --> 00:33:47,170 Everything will become clear very soon. 653 00:33:47,172 --> 00:33:48,906 I'm just asking for you to trust me. 654 00:33:48,908 --> 00:33:51,642 Forget about me. This is my dad we're talking about, Mr. Lodge. 655 00:33:51,644 --> 00:33:55,112 We will all benefit from this, Archie. I promise. 656 00:34:01,768 --> 00:34:03,467 I'll hold you to that. 657 00:34:04,556 --> 00:34:06,857 And in the meantime, I'll keep this very close. 658 00:34:21,153 --> 00:34:22,987 - Where's Betty? - With Jughead. 659 00:34:22,989 --> 00:34:25,456 - Why do you ask, Polly? - I... 660 00:34:26,559 --> 00:34:29,593 I... I'm going, Mom. 661 00:34:31,817 --> 00:34:33,437 Chic said it would only be a matter of 662 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,265 time before you left us for the farm again. 663 00:34:35,267 --> 00:34:37,001 I'm not going to the farm, Mom. 664 00:34:37,004 --> 00:34:39,536 I'm driving west, San Francisco, maybe. 665 00:34:39,538 --> 00:34:42,321 [CHIC] It's a nice city, Polly. I've been there. 666 00:34:42,324 --> 00:34:44,541 It's safe too. Safe for the kids. 667 00:34:47,079 --> 00:34:49,747 Will you at least let me say goodbye to my grand-twins? 668 00:34:49,749 --> 00:34:51,382 Of course. 669 00:34:53,853 --> 00:34:56,887 Drop us a note with your new address when you get there. 670 00:34:56,890 --> 00:34:58,156 Okay? 671 00:35:13,465 --> 00:35:14,705 Hey. 672 00:35:17,843 --> 00:35:19,551 What's wrong? 673 00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:21,403 We just got a call from our good friend 674 00:35:21,406 --> 00:35:23,113 Warden Jeffries at Shankshaw Prison. 675 00:35:23,115 --> 00:35:26,650 Seems that Jughead and FP Jones paid a visit to one of FP's cronies. 676 00:35:26,652 --> 00:35:29,887 A well-informed, loose-lipped crony. 677 00:35:29,889 --> 00:35:32,456 We think they know, Daddy. Think they know everything. 678 00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:33,991 Which means it's just a matter of time 679 00:35:33,993 --> 00:35:37,094 before Jughead splashes it on the front page of a newspaper. 680 00:35:37,097 --> 00:35:38,853 One we do not own. 681 00:35:38,856 --> 00:35:41,265 Get Fred and Archie over here now. 682 00:35:43,235 --> 00:35:45,636 Hiram Lodge is diabolically insane. 683 00:35:45,645 --> 00:35:49,747 Agreed. We need to show Riverdale just how insane he is. 684 00:35:51,976 --> 00:35:55,376 This is the best thing you've ever written, Jug. 685 00:35:55,379 --> 00:35:58,916 Principal Weatherbee needs to publish this right the hell now. 686 00:35:58,918 --> 00:36:00,251 Let's go. 687 00:36:00,254 --> 00:36:03,720 Jughead Jones may be about to break a story. 688 00:36:04,890 --> 00:36:06,957 A story about my plans for Riverdale. 689 00:36:06,959 --> 00:36:09,059 And rather than hear it from him, 690 00:36:09,061 --> 00:36:11,028 I think it's only right that you hear it from me. 691 00:36:11,031 --> 00:36:13,160 [WEATHERBEE] This is quite a story, Mr. Jones. 692 00:36:13,163 --> 00:36:14,449 Thank you, Principal Weatherbee. 693 00:36:14,452 --> 00:36:17,340 Unfortunately, it's not one that the Blue and Gold can print. 694 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:18,609 Why the heck not? 695 00:36:18,612 --> 00:36:20,937 A malicious take-down of one of our students' parents 696 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:23,774 is not the appropriate subject matter for a school paper. 697 00:36:23,777 --> 00:36:25,809 Now, if you'll both excuse me. 698 00:36:28,647 --> 00:36:33,117 You're serious? Southside High is gonna be turned into... 699 00:36:33,119 --> 00:36:35,819 A private, for-profit prison. 700 00:36:35,822 --> 00:36:39,189 Yeah, built on the bones of a high school. 701 00:36:39,192 --> 00:36:41,024 What the hell have we been building in SoDale? 702 00:36:41,026 --> 00:36:43,371 What we've said all along. Housing. 703 00:36:43,374 --> 00:36:45,662 For all the people who will work at the prison. 704 00:36:45,664 --> 00:36:48,265 And you expect me to support this as mayor? 705 00:36:48,267 --> 00:36:50,267 We're hoping you'd be open to it. 706 00:36:50,270 --> 00:36:51,502 Yes. 707 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:55,338 - Can't do it. I'm outta here. - Look, Fred... 708 00:36:55,341 --> 00:36:57,641 We've been in business for how long? And you didn't tell me. 709 00:36:57,643 --> 00:36:59,009 And the only reason you're telling me now 710 00:36:59,011 --> 00:37:00,577 is because it's getting ready to become public. 711 00:37:00,579 --> 00:37:02,137 I'll admit, it's not ideal. 712 00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:03,580 "Not ideal," Hiram? 713 00:37:03,582 --> 00:37:05,782 You wanna turn the town that I love, my home, 714 00:37:05,784 --> 00:37:08,986 my son's home, into a prison. 715 00:37:08,989 --> 00:37:10,954 [SIGHS] 716 00:37:10,956 --> 00:37:13,624 Fred, please let me tell you why and how 717 00:37:13,626 --> 00:37:16,126 this is the right move, for us, for Riverdale. 718 00:37:16,128 --> 00:37:18,996 You just save that for whoever it is that you find to run for mayor 719 00:37:18,998 --> 00:37:21,999 because we are leaving and we are leaving now. 720 00:37:22,002 --> 00:37:23,681 Come on, Archie. 721 00:37:23,684 --> 00:37:25,401 Dad, I'm gonna stay. 722 00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:29,306 Excuse me? 723 00:37:29,308 --> 00:37:31,708 I wanna stay. I wanna hear what Mr. Lodge has to say. 724 00:37:33,946 --> 00:37:36,813 Then I will see you at home then. 725 00:37:58,222 --> 00:37:59,955 [VERONICA] Thank you all for coming. 726 00:38:01,589 --> 00:38:04,696 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 727 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:07,226 your next mayor of Riverdale, 728 00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:10,562 my mother, Hermoine Lodge. 729 00:38:10,564 --> 00:38:15,567 [CROWD CHEERING AND CLAPPING] 730 00:38:17,304 --> 00:38:20,422 Thank you, Veronica, and thank you all very much. 731 00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:23,976 Like many of you, I grew up in this town 732 00:38:23,979 --> 00:38:26,311 dreaming of a better tomorrow. 733 00:38:26,313 --> 00:38:30,015 For myself, for my family and for my friends. 734 00:38:31,151 --> 00:38:33,344 - [SCOFFS] - [HERMIONE] And now, 735 00:38:33,347 --> 00:38:37,055 for the future that you all so deserve. 736 00:38:38,759 --> 00:38:43,128 Riverdale is one of the most dynamic, resilient communities... 737 00:38:43,130 --> 00:38:47,833 The Lodges. How often have I dreamt of getting my revenge on them. 738 00:38:47,835 --> 00:38:51,537 Now, now, Claudius. First things first. 739 00:38:53,407 --> 00:38:55,974 Nana... Then Cheryl. 740 00:38:55,976 --> 00:38:57,843 Of course, Penelope. 741 00:38:57,846 --> 00:38:59,978 Our house must be put in order. 742 00:38:59,980 --> 00:39:03,715 [HERMIONE] Riverdale cannot succeed unless all of us succeed 743 00:39:03,717 --> 00:39:06,878 and that will require certain sacrifices. 744 00:39:10,357 --> 00:39:12,766 What... What is this? 745 00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:15,861 When you wouldn't submit to the DNA test, 746 00:39:15,863 --> 00:39:18,830 I found some of your dental floss and sent it to the lab. 747 00:39:19,328 --> 00:39:21,094 Those are the results. 748 00:39:23,304 --> 00:39:26,313 You're not who you say you are, Chic. 749 00:39:26,316 --> 00:39:29,274 So, who are you? 750 00:39:29,277 --> 00:39:31,553 [HERMIONE] We will also need your support. 751 00:39:31,556 --> 00:39:35,261 We will need your trust. We will need your loyalty. 752 00:39:35,264 --> 00:39:37,863 I knew a prison would be a difficult sell. 753 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,620 Especially with Fred. 754 00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:44,489 I was gonna ease him into the idea. 755 00:39:45,701 --> 00:39:48,234 And clearly, I should have told you both sooner. 756 00:39:48,992 --> 00:39:50,424 I regret that. 757 00:39:50,427 --> 00:39:52,617 To be honest, Mr. Lodge, 758 00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:55,667 before Jason, before the Black Hood, 759 00:39:56,870 --> 00:39:58,503 before my dad was shot, 760 00:40:00,007 --> 00:40:02,207 I might not have understood your point of view. 761 00:40:03,544 --> 00:40:07,646 But I've changed and I think Riverdale needs a change too. 762 00:40:11,219 --> 00:40:13,722 This tradition has 763 00:40:13,725 --> 00:40:17,995 been in my family, going back generations. 764 00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:19,430 It's a... 765 00:40:20,628 --> 00:40:22,527 sign of loyalty. 766 00:40:22,530 --> 00:40:24,738 Once you do this, 767 00:40:24,741 --> 00:40:26,488 there's no undoing it. 768 00:40:27,401 --> 00:40:29,101 No changing your mind. 769 00:40:31,405 --> 00:40:32,804 So are you certain? 770 00:40:34,174 --> 00:40:35,440 I think... 771 00:40:38,545 --> 00:40:40,078 I am. 772 00:41:08,809 --> 00:41:10,709 You know what you need to do. 773 00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:27,359 Now, Archie... 774 00:41:30,264 --> 00:41:31,496 We come first. 775 00:41:33,567 --> 00:41:38,198 This town has endured so much these past few years. 776 00:41:38,201 --> 00:41:40,753 After so much adversity, 777 00:41:40,756 --> 00:41:45,677 aren't we all ready for a taste of prosperity? 778 00:41:45,686 --> 00:41:50,217 [CROWD CHEERING] 779 00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:53,681 [JUGHEAD] And there it was. The Lodges had won. 780 00:41:53,684 --> 00:41:56,655 Time had run out for Riverdale. 781 00:41:57,324 --> 00:42:01,328 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- - WEBRip resynced by 61569

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