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Genos: Master...
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Where should we go next?
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Saitama: Uh, let's see.
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We got the hot-pot ingredients,
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so I guess that leaves
the toilet paper
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and sham...Poo.
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Uh...
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Wow.
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I guess popularity
gets you places.
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His own action figure.
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Must be awesome.
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Genos: I will contact
the toy companies.
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Saitama: Nah.
This is a "don't call us,
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we'll call you" situation.
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Let's roll.
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Genos: Right!
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But, master, where to, exactly?
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- ( Woman screams )
- ( Crowd gasping )
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- Man: What the hell is that?!
- ( Monster chuckles )
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( Growls )
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My obsession with reptiles
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ended up turning me into one.
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Feast your eyes
upon the great tongue-stretcher!
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- ( Woman whimpers )
- ( Tongue-stretcher laughs )
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Man: It's a monster! Run!
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Tongue-stretcher: All you pretty
young things are mine now.
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You're gonna bear my brood!
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- ( Woman whimpers )
- ( Tongue-stretcher babbles )
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where the hell
did you come from?!
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( Loud thumping )
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Whoa. What's that aura?
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( Gasps ) And that face!
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H-He's no ordinary man.
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King: Not again.
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I'm so tired of being a hero.
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Man #2: That hero's
supposed to be
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the strongest man on earth!
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- He'll save us for sure!
- Man #3: It's king!
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Tongue-stretcher:
No wonder he looks familiar!
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This dude's a living legend!
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Man #4: He'll take you out
with one punch!
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Woman #2: Can I
have your autograph?!
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Man #3: King! King!
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Crowd: King! King! King!
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- ( Tongue-stretcher whimpers )
- King! King!
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King! King! King!
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Tongue-stretcher:
I'm so, so sorry
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for what I've done, Mr. King!
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Man #5: Way to go, king!
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Woman #3: Gross pervert.
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Women: Super gross.
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Man #6: Teach him
a lesson, king!
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King: How did it come to this?
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Man #7: That's right! Get on
your knees, and apologize!
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- Man #8: King's the real deal!
- Man #9: Are you here
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because you sensed
the monster's presence, king?
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King: No. I was just
out shopping, and I happened--
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Man #10: Hey, hold up!
Who are you to question king?
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- You better back off!
- King: It's okay. I don't--
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Man #11: May I shake your hand?
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King: I have things to do.
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Would you mind
letting me through?
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Man #11: Ooh, we're so sorry.
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Man #9: Make way!
Give him some room!
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Clerk: Enjoy your new game!
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King: Finally got a copy.
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"Heartbeat hottie sisters 2,"
limited edition.
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Nothing like that feeling
on the walk home
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after you buy a game
you've been waiting for.
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Can't wait to get back home
and play it.
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( Chuckles )
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Genos: Master,
that man appears to be king.
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Saitama: Who?
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Genos: One of the heroes
from the class-s meeting.
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King: I've been
waiting three years
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for this sequel.
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My body is ready!
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Genos: King.
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He managed to outrank you
quickly, master,
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and claimed the title
of strongest hero.
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Saitama: Huh.
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Genos: It is strange.
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I wonder what brings him
to this part of town.
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( Woman screams )
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It's a monster!
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- ( Saitama grunts )
- ( Crowd yelling )
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Genos: Another monster.
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Master, we should--
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no, wait.
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This might be a good opportunity
to observe king's capabilities.
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We shall see what he does.
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G-4: My moniker is g-4,
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a machine god
created by the organization.
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You are class-s hero king.
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Prepare to be liquidated.
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Man: Look! Over there!
King'll save us!
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King: You seem to know
my rank and hero class,
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yet you still choose to face
the man who's seventh ranked?
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G-4: Killing you
is the reason I've come.
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( Loud thumping )
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( Man #2 gasps )
What the heck is that sound?
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Man #3: You don't know
about the king engine?
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It's the sound you hear
when king goes into battle.
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They say there's
not a single monster
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who's heard it and survived.
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G-4: Our battle
will serve as a live test
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of my combat a.I. Systems.
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To collect accurate data,
I expect your full strength.
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( King thinking )
So this thing is a robot?
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Built by "the organization"?
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What's he talking about?
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( Aloud ) Very well,
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but I'm gonna have
to drop a deuce first.
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When I have to hold it in,
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I can only exert
50% of my power,
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and that would throw off
your data, wouldn't it?
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G-4: I will wait ten minutes.
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For every minute beyond that,
ten humans will die.
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- Understood?
- ( Crowd screaming )
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Saitama: That's
one tough-looking monster.
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Genos: Actually, master,
that is a robot,
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quite a powerful one, too,
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possibly more capable than me,
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a troublesome foe
that I would estimate
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at threat level demon, at least.
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What will king's strategy be
against such a formidable enemy?
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King: So you've come
to kill me, have you?
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( Whimpers )
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( Panting )
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Why is this happening to me?!
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I'm scared! Scared, damn it!
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I'm not a strong hero!
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I'm just an unemployed
29-year-old otaku loser!
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The whole king engine thing
is just my heart pounding!
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I'm a coward, okay?!
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Twice--no, ten times over!
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Rampaging monsters just show up
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wherever I go! Then,
while I look the other way,
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someone else defeats them!
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And somehow this keeps
happening over and over!
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That's all it is!
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Before I knew it, I was sent
a class-s hero certificate,
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and they were calling me
the "strongest new hero."
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- What a joke.
- ( Stomach gurgling )
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It's my bad for not denying it
from the get-go,
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but I never dreamed
it'd come to this.
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( Shuddering )
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( Gags )
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I'm so screwed.
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I'm no hero.
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( Boom )
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( Gasps, whimpers )
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- Here it comes.
- ( Rattling )
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Think! There's gotta
be a way out of this!
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( Boom )
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There's no way out of this!
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No robot's afraid of my name!
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If I fight, I'm a dead man!
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- ( Boom )
- ( Grunts )
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( Gasping )
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I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
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( Gasps )
Someone's fighting in my place.
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I'm safe!
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( G-4 groans )
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Saitama: Wow.
Was that a rocket punch?
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Hey, genos,
you need a hand, or...
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Genos: No! You gave me a goal
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to be one of the top 10 heroes
in class s!
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He is mine!
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I have to be able
to handle this on my own!
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Saitama: Okay, then.
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( Rapid punches clanking )
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Try not to lose.
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- ( Over P.A. )
Evacuation warning.
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A robot is wreaking havoc
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in the vicinity
of city m central park.
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( Siren blaring )
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Please evacuate
in an orderly manner!
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( King panting )
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I made it home,
but holy crapola.
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That robot scared
the hell out of me.
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It's gonna give me nightmares.
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I'll just play my new game
and forget about it.
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( sighs )
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The "heartbeat
hottie sisters" series
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has a knack
for nailing their intros.
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Now, this is
excitement I can handle.
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Woman: Hi there, big fella!
Input your name, please.
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King: My name, huh?
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Using my real name
would be lame.
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What should I use?
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Saitama:
"King" seems fine to me.
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King: No, not my hero name.
If they said,
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( high voice )
"Hey there, king,"
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( normal )
Then people might find out--
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wait.
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¶
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whoa. What the--
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who the heck is this guy?
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- How'd he get in?
- ( Wind blows )
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Saitama:
Your window was open, so...
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King: Yeah,
but I'm 22 floors up.
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H-Hey, listen!
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You can't just barge
into a person's home like that.
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( Sighs )
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( Coughs )
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Look, I assume you're aware
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that I'm a class-s hero,
aren't you?
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Saitama: Yeah, totally.
I mean, you're king, right?
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King: Huh?! I remember now.
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H-He's the class-b hero
from the class-s meeting
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Saitama: Can I have some tea?
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Hmm. You know,
you don't exactly seem
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like the type that would
play this sort of game.
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Woman: Hi, big fella!
Input your name, please!
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- King: Kill me now!
- Saitama: Hmm?
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What's this game?
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Looks like a fun one.
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King: Huh?
Oh, that's a cool action game!
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Saitama: Do you control a robot?
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- King: Yeah, exactly!
- Saitama: Oh.
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King: That's actually
my kind of game.
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I thought this was
an action title, too,
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but it turned out to be
a stupid romance game.
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Damn, I bought the wrong one!
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Saitama: It says "heartbeat
hottie sisters" right on it.
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King: I thought it said
"heartblood hatred slayers"!
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Oh, I've been scammed!
I'm tossing it!
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Saitama: Then let's
play this one.
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King: Good call!
That one's way better!
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Wait. What? You actually
want to play with me?
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Saitama: Yeah, if you want to.
You've got nothing to do, right?
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King: What's with this guy?
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I mean, I outrank him by a lot.
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He's pretty pushy
for a class-b hero.
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¶
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( g-4 groans )
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Genos: Incinerate.
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Your components
are molten slag now.
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Your huge body
was your downfall.
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( Gasps )
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¶
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( g-4 beeping )
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Genos: The pilot?
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No, its true form.
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Watch it!
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Saitama: Aw, nice one, king.
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Man, you're really good at this.
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00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,061
King: Thanks. I've won
a fighting game tournament
254
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,797
or two in my time,
so it comes with the territory.
255
00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,332
Saitama: A tournament champ?
256
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,066
Wow, so you're
super-strong in real life
257
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,868
and a top-tier gamer, too?
258
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,004
King: How long
is this guy gonna stay?
259
00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:07,806
- Just go hom--
- Saitama: So, anyway,
260
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,408
- why'd you run off earlier?
- ( King shrieks )
261
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:13,478
I mean, Genos has got things
under control,
262
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,748
but you're, like,
a crazy-strong class-s hero.
263
00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:19,484
Why'd you hotfoot it
away from that robot monster?
264
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,420
That's why I initially
followed you here, to ask,
265
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,957
but then you were
playing games, so...
266
00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,759
Are you bored
of fighting monsters?
267
00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,428
Maybe you're so strong
and have fought so many
268
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,896
that you just don't feel
like it anymore.
269
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,433
Come on.
You can talk to me, dude.
270
00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:36,635
( King gasping )
271
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:37,902
- ( Over P.A. )
Evacuation warning.
272
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,103
- ( Siren blaring )
- A giant bird monster
273
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,439
has appeared above city m,
274
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,442
threat level demon.
Do not go outside.
275
00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:45,778
Saitama: Another one, huh?
276
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,912
That's the third one today.
277
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,848
It's been fun,
but I think I'm gonna bail.
278
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:50,783
Announcer:
...Threat level demon...
279
00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:57,455
- ( King shuddering )
- ( Monster growling )
280
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,456
Saitama: Wasn't expecting that.
281
00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,792
Seems like these monsters
282
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,860
keep coming straight for you,
don't they?
283
00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:04,797
It's almost like they're
homing in on you or something.
284
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,731
That's gotta suck.
285
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,000
King: He's right.
286
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:11,003
I've had awful luck like this
my whole life.
287
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,737
Saitama: So how
would you handle this?
288
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,939
King: And it
just keeps getting worse.
289
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,542
Saitama: I mean,
this thing came to your house.
290
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,345
You kinda have to fight it.
291
00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,348
( Rays zapping )
292
00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,453
Genos: I must do something
about these beams.
293
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,957
G-4: Come down here!
294
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,894
My objective
is to gather data on king alone.
295
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,497
I have no time for your games!
296
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,967
King: Come on, universe.
Give me a break.
297
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,970
Again and again...
298
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,507
- And again...
- ( Whimpering )
299
00:11:48,509 --> 00:11:50,709
Trouble always
seems to find me.
300
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,513
And all I ever do is run away
301
00:11:54,515 --> 00:11:57,916
while someone else
beats the monster.
302
00:11:58,052 --> 00:12:00,652
I just find myself passing by.
Then, boom,
303
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:04,389
people think I was the one
who saved the day.
304
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,726
Look at me.
I've never even been in a fight.
305
00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:09,862
"King,"
306
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,530
"the hero's hero,"
307
00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:13,465
"the strongest man on earth,"
308
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,934
how can anyone think
I deserve those titles?
309
00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:18,871
What a joke. How pathetic.
310
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,673
I'm a giant ball of lies!
311
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,941
¶
312
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:23,976
( g-4 gasps )
313
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,781
( Creaking )
314
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,417
Curse you.
315
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:36,889
This is--
316
00:12:40,294 --> 00:12:41,527
( groaning )
317
00:12:43,898 --> 00:12:46,198
Cease immediately!
318
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,702
The steam
is diffusing my lasers!
319
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,304
Genos: You seem
to be targeting king,
320
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:57,109
but I know a man
who happens to be even stronger.
321
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,310
( Crumbling )
322
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,113
Saitama: You are gonna
fight this thing, right?
323
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,647
King: You've got it wrong!
324
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,383
The king the public adores
isn't me at all!
325
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,520
There's no choice.
I have to tell him!
326
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:09,588
If I don't...
327
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:11,323
( Wails )
328
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,325
Listen. I'm--
329
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,527
( monster roaring )
330
00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:25,003
Saitama: Wait. Really?
331
00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:27,272
Your reputation
and record as a hero
332
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,342
- is just a bunch of lies?
- ( King gasps )
333
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,144
Saitama: So when
you wet your pants
334
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,414
after the bird appeared,
that was for real?
335
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,349
King: How's he
still standing there?
336
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,350
Where's the bird?
337
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,418
D-Did he--huh?!
338
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,553
Saitama: You okay, man?
339
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,088
( King gasps )
340
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,656
( Crowd screaming )
341
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,229
( Young king screaming )
342
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:53,698
- Help! Somebody, please!
- Saitama: Hey, easy there.
343
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,233
I took care of that monster.
344
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,836
- ( King shrieking )
- Saitama: Is your eye okay?
345
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:58,971
Try to open it.
346
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,640
( King sighs )
347
00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:03,441
- Saitama: Can you see?
- King: Huh?
348
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,111
Who are you?
349
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,046
Saitama: Me?
350
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:12,184
Well, you know, just someone
trying to be a hero for fun.
351
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,519
( King gasps )
You've been wounded.
352
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,255
Saitama: Nah,
it's not as bad as it looks.
353
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,059
( Laughs ) Plus,
victory takes the sting off.
354
00:14:21,395 --> 00:14:23,195
King: Wait a minute.
355
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,664
It's...you.
356
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:30,202
( Sobbing )
357
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:33,005
Saitama: Hey, what's the matter?
358
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,207
King: I'm so sorry!
359
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,609
( Weeping )
360
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,612
Saitama: Is it fun for you
or something,
361
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,816
telling lies about being a hero
and running away?
362
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,750
King: No, not at all.
363
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,286
Saitama: Well, it's none
of my business, really.
364
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,288
I'm not gonna lecture you
or anything.
365
00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:51,756
King: Um...
366
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,358
I might have gotten some credit
367
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,161
that should have
actually gone to you.
368
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,096
Saitama: The issue here
isn't about who gets the credit.
369
00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:01,166
You're everyone's hero now,
understand?
370
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,501
King: No, I'm just a nobody.
371
00:15:02,503 --> 00:15:04,503
Saitama: How that came to be
doesn't matter.
372
00:15:04,505 --> 00:15:07,506
Everyone thinks you're
the strongest hero there is.
373
00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:09,708
So tell me,
374
00:15:09,844 --> 00:15:11,776
are you gonna
keep lying about it
375
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,111
or quit being a hero?
376
00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:15,714
King: I can't find
the courage to decide.
377
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:18,783
Saitama: Well, I mean,
why don't you just get strong?
378
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,386
- King: Huh?
- Saitama: I'm heading out.
379
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,387
See ya.
380
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,389
King: Hold on a second.
381
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,557
So you're not angry?
382
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,594
You worked so hard
to become a hero,
383
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,329
while I just...
384
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,166
Saitama: I'll drop by again
to play games. Cool?
385
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,135
King: Hey!
386
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:38,103
Yeah...
387
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,809
Sure.
388
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,078
Genos: Dr. Kuseno...
389
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,347
This came from a machine god
called g-4.
390
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:53,085
It possessed incredible power
and a highly advanced a.I.
391
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,087
If any of its components
are compatible,
392
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,821
please install them on me.
393
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,356
Dr. Kuseno: But this is a--
394
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,826
genos, how did you
obtain this thing?
395
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,963
Genos: Listen. I have
to become stronger, doctor.
396
00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:08,567
Dr. Kuseno: Very well, then,
Genos. I'll look into it.
397
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:11,970
There are still places
where we can improve you.
398
00:16:12,106 --> 00:16:13,171
Genos: I appreciate it.
399
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,574
Dr. Kuseno:
Now you listen to me.
400
00:16:15,576 --> 00:16:18,310
I know you became a cyborg
to pursue justice,
401
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,712
but you mustn't
take it too far.
402
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,248
Genos: No. Pushing my limits
comes with the job.
403
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:27,586
My current goal is to make it
to the top 10 of class s.
404
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,254
Dr. Kuseno:
Yes, the reckless goal
405
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,190
set by your mentor,
if I recall correctly.
406
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,226
I had a feeling
that you would mention it.
407
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,997
We'll discuss that later,
but, speaking of cyborgs,
408
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,133
have you been able
to find any clues
409
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,735
concerning the one
that destroyed your hometown?
410
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:44,736
( Genos sighs )
411
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,605
Dr. Kuseno: It seems lately
412
00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:49,274
you've been more focused
on being a hero.
413
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,210
Genos: No, sir. No clues
regarding that incident.
414
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,746
Dr. Kuseno: How unfortunate.
415
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,149
- Even so--
- Genos: I have not forgotten.
416
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,351
That rogue cyborg
has attacked several towns
417
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,153
and killed many people.
418
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,555
No matter what,
I will find him
419
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,691
and tear him apart
with my own hands,
420
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,093
whatever it takes. I swear it.
421
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:12,564
Dr. Kuseno: He has become a hero
and found a mentor,
422
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,833
yet the relentless hatred
remains.
423
00:17:14,835 --> 00:17:19,171
I only ask because
I'm worried about you, genos.
424
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,707
I am on the trail
of that murderous cyborg as well
425
00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:25,778
and painfully aware
of how dangerous he can be.
426
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:29,714
If you should encounter him,
just don't do anything rash.
427
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:32,250
Instead, you should
contact me immediately.
428
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,920
You are coolheaded
and quite intelligent,
429
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,124
but the passions of youth
can lead one to ruin.
430
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,126
Do not try to fight him alone.
431
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,329
Genos: I understand
and will obey.
432
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:47,466
That battle,
we must fight together.
433
00:17:48,669 --> 00:17:51,269
Sitch: I lead
the hero association
434
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:54,139
earthdoom prophecy
emergency response team.
435
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,274
You can call me sitch.
Pleasure to meet you.
436
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:59,344
Let me begin
by thanking all of you,
437
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,279
the members
of the criminal underworld,
438
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,482
for answering
our call to be here today.
439
00:18:03,617 --> 00:18:05,750
As I mentioned
in the invitation,
440
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,753
nothing of your nefarious pasts,
records, or activities
441
00:18:08,889 --> 00:18:09,954
will be discussed here.
442
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,691
This is not a trap of any sort.
443
00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:15,627
The heroes beside me
are only here for my protection.
444
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,562
Criminal: Did he say, "heroes"?
445
00:18:17,698 --> 00:18:19,964
Criminal #2: Sounds like fun.
We'll kill 'em dead.
446
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,633
Sitch: They will take no actions
447
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,369
unless you decide
to do something foolish.
448
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:28,907
Criminal #3: Like take over your
little hq here? ( Chuckles )
449
00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:31,176
Hero: I see wanted men
with bounties on their heads,
450
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,111
top assassins, and fugitives
451
00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:35,980
I don't understand.
Why would sitch invite
452
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,183
such wretched scum
into our sacred hq?
453
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,984
Hero #2: To be perfectly honest,
454
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,986
I don't give a damn
why they're here,
455
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,989
but seeing these dirtbags
laugh it up is pissing me off.
456
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,592
Hero #3: At the first sign
of trouble, I'm letting loose.
457
00:18:47,728 --> 00:18:48,927
They'll get no mercy.
458
00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:51,864
Sitch: I have three
class-a heroes as protection,
459
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,599
each with class-s combat skills.
460
00:18:54,735 --> 00:18:55,934
With them here, I doubt anyone
461
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:58,803
would be stupid enough
to try anything.
462
00:18:58,939 --> 00:19:01,005
Okay, let's get this meeting
under way, shall we?
463
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,274
- Criminal #4 :Hold it.
- Sitch: Huh?
464
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:05,210
Criminal #4: Where is
the hero called Saitama?
465
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,612
Doesn't he live in this building
with the other heroes?
466
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,082
Sitch: Hmm?
And who might you be?
467
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:13,818
Either way, please save
unrelated topics for later.
468
00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:15,688
What I have to say is important.
469
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,489
Criminal #4:
So he won't be here.
470
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,823
Guess I'll be leaving, then.
471
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,892
Blue fire: Think you can leave
472
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,626
without hearing
what we have to say?
473
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,896
You came, so you're
staying 'til this is over.
474
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,699
Criminal #4: "Occurrences
of tiger-level threats and above
475
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,767
"are increasing in frequency.
476
00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:31,035
"This month, levels
are six times the average
477
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,705
"of the past three years.
478
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,973
"This could indicate
the 'earthdoom' prophecy
479
00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:37,910
"of the great seer shibabawa
is soon approaching
480
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,578
"or perhaps that it
481
00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:40,979
"has already begun.
482
00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:42,981
"If this rate continues,
483
00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:45,784
"our heroes will become
exhausted and overwhelmed.
484
00:19:45,786 --> 00:19:48,320
"The prophecy says
an unprecedented disaster
485
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,256
"will befall the earth
within six months.
486
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,925
"Current conditions
make it clear
487
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,593
"that the threat
remains a possibility.
488
00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:57,596
"We've even started
to send out class-s heroes
489
00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,932
"for such terrorizations,
but there are simply
490
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,267
too many of these instances
to handle them all."
491
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,802
( Criminals gasp )
492
00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:05,270
Sonic: "It's clear
that this situation
493
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,738
"will only escalate,
494
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,074
"and we fight
to protect all of humanity.
495
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,876
"Despite your character issues,
496
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:16,148
we ask the able among you
to assist us in our efforts."
497
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,750
So that's why
you called us here?
498
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,219
You can count me out.
499
00:20:21,355 --> 00:20:23,288
Sitch: Wh-why, that--
500
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,824
I didn't hand those out yet.
How did he--
501
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,760
Sonic: If I had to sit around
502
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,228
and play hero
with you do-gooders,
503
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,631
I'd puke my guts out for sure.
504
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:34,233
( Sitch growls )
505
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:38,971
Sonic: Damn.
What a complete waste of time.
506
00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:40,572
It was a good opportunity
507
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,841
for an outsider
to slip into hero hq,
508
00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:45,043
but that doesn't help
when all I know
509
00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:49,314
is his name, face,
and that he's class b, rank 33.
510
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,049
Man: This guy? For real?
511
00:20:51,185 --> 00:20:53,652
Man #2: I don't believe it.
512
00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:55,320
Blizzard: It's true.
513
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,990
Don't let that goofy
profile picture fool you.
514
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:01,126
His scores were the highest ever
recorded on the physical tests.
515
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,661
Men: Miss blizzard!
516
00:21:02,663 --> 00:21:04,929
Blizzard: Despite
no further notable reports
517
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:05,998
of achievements in the field,
518
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:09,001
he Rose from class c
to class b,
519
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,869
and so soon after his debut.
520
00:21:10,871 --> 00:21:13,605
There's something
about this man.
521
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,141
Sonic: He has to be
hiding something,
522
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,610
a secret to his strength.
523
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,615
Blizzard: The first thing
we'll need to do is locate him.
524
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,949
Men: Right!
525
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,285
Sonic: I'll make sure
I find him,
526
00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:28,821
and then he'll regret
527
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,156
making a fool
of speed-o'-sound Sonic.
528
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,891
He'll pay double
for doing it twice.
529
00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:35,093
Blizzard: We're coming
for you, Saitama.
530
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,829
Sonic: You're a dead man.
531
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,598
Both: Just you wait!
532
00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:45,103
Saitama: Hey, why are you
taking all the items?
533
00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:46,771
Quit hoarding everything.
534
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,707
King: Hey, if you snooze,
you're gonna lose, dude.
535
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:49,842
Saitama: This is
co-op play, dumb-ass.
536
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,376
I haven't gotten
one power-up yet.
537
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,111
We can't beat the boss
like this.
538
00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:55,180
King: I'm pretty sure
I can handle him without you.
539
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,181
( Crunch )
540
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:57,916
Saitama: Eh...
541
00:21:57,918 --> 00:21:59,784
Uh, the controller broke.
542
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:00,619
King: What?!
543
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,023
¶
544
00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:12,898
( Singing in Japanese )
545
00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:24,943
¶ Monsters
546
00:22:24,945 --> 00:22:27,079
( singing in Japanese )
547
00:22:34,288 --> 00:22:36,555
- ¶ We know
- ¶ we are
548
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,558
- ¶ heroes!
549
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:41,593
( Singing in Japanese )
550
00:22:58,445 --> 00:22:59,511
¶ Hero
551
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:02,981
( singing in Japanese )
552
00:23:02,983 --> 00:23:03,982
¶ Go, go
553
00:23:04,118 --> 00:23:07,786
( singing in Japanese )
554
00:23:07,788 --> 00:23:08,787
¶ Hero
555
00:23:08,923 --> 00:23:12,190
( singing in Japanese )
556
00:23:12,326 --> 00:23:13,592
¶ Go, go
557
00:23:13,594 --> 00:23:15,928
( singing in Japanese )
558
00:23:20,267 --> 00:23:21,733
¶ Hero
559
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,002
( singing in Japanese )
560
00:23:24,004 --> 00:23:31,009
¶ One punch
561
00:23:31,145 --> 00:23:33,145
( overlapping chatter )
562
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,079
( Criminal #1 laughs )
563
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,749
Criminal #5: Guess we'll be
compensated for our time, huh?
564
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,618
Garou: Well, well, look at this.
565
00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:43,122
The prophecy they've got here
is pretty sweet.
566
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,122
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