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d La la d
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[Children laughing]
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Woman; Please,this way, this way.
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Come along, yes.
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That's right.That's right.
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Let's go. Let's go.Come on.
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Walk with me, right here.Let's go.
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All right.
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[Girl laughs]
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Sit back. Thank you.
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Girl; It's Kevin.It's Kevin.
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[Children oohing]
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Where isthat Kevin Franklin?
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Boy; Come on, Bobby,get that quarter!
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How do you expect to make
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Get that one over there!Forget the penny!
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Get the quarter!
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Woman; Kevin!
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- Oh!- Bobby, get outof the water.
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It's not my fault.You made me buddieswith Kevin.
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[Laughter]
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Sister, I was justtrying to help him
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retrieve his glasses,and he fell in.
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What could I do?
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[Cash register dings,children oohing]
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It's a miracle!
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I made a wishat this fountain,
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and now my pocketsare stuffed with coins!
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Hallelujah!
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Put it back now!
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You think you're theonly orphan that evergrew up in Pittsburgh?
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No, just the poorest.
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Well, did you knowthat, um...
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he was an orphan, too?
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- Everywhere we go,someone's an orphan.- Uh-huh.- Uh-huh.
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Poseidon... learnedto apply himself
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at somethingother than mischief,
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and he becameruler of the sea.
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I don't care if he waschicken of the seas!
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I don't want to beno Poseidon!
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When I get big,I'm gonna be rich.
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[Laughter]
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Go on, laugh!
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When I'm grown up,
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I'm gonna be a millionairedriving a Porsche!
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["Green Onions"by Booker T. & the MG's plays]
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[Engine sputtering]
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Hey, girl.
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Unh-unh.
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[Gears grinding]
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[Backfires]
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When I make my big money,
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everybody in Pittsburghis gonna brag abouthow they know me.
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That's what it's gonna be.It's gonna be all overthe radio.
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Wake up, Pittsburgh!
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This is your favoritestation, WKFD,
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with Kevin Franklin downtown!
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- And speakingof Kevin Franklin,- [Backfires]
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Last night,our city's homeboy cleaned up
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at the InternationalHuman Being Society Awards.
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Let's run that tape, Jim.
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[Lmitating tape rewinding]
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[Lmitating beep]
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Good evening,ladies and gentlemen.
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Tonight we are honoringa very special man.
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This year, the InternationalHuman Being Society
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- annual recipient has wonthe Nobel Peace Prize,- [Boing]
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The Pulitzer Prize,
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the Businessmanof the Year Award,
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the Heisman Trophy,
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- the Harriet TubmanRun for Freedom,- [Backfires]
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The Paul RobesonBest Negro Actor of the Century,
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as well, the Aunt Jemima"Biggest Pancake in the 'Hood"Cook-off.
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He also has endedworld hunger,
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reversedthe greenhouse effect,
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and introduced the worldto the new flavor of Pop-Tart,
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the Spam/salmon/croquette/tofutti.
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And even thoughhis bank account
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is the size of four or fivesmall countries,
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Kevin Franklin is a manwho cares about the world.
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- Ladies and gentlemen,without further ado,- [Wheel squeaking]
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I give you Kevin Franklinfrom Pittsburgh.
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[Lmitatingcheers and applause]
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Oh, no. Thank you.No... oh!
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Oh, I'm so ashamed.I'm so ashamed.
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I don't know what to say.
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I've won many awardsin my life,
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but I think tonightis a very special night for me.
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First of all, I'd like tostart off by saying, um,
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"Where's the check?"
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[Laughs]Thank you. Thank you.
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- You know, if I could do itall over again, I would...- [Backfires]
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Not for free, but [Laughs]I'd do it again...
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honestly, people, honestly.
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Thank you so much.Thank you.
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I love you.I love you so much.
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Thank you, people.Thank you.
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I'll call you.
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Thank you.I got to go.
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I can't wait to winthe big money, Jack.
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Everybody will be ridingwith me then.
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[Car alarm sounding]
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Man; Whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa!
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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Yeah!
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, baby,time to go to school.
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Man, yeah.
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Ha ha! Yeah!What's up, Ralph?
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That's juice in there, right?All right, baby.
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Hey, what's up?!What's up?!
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Hey, what y'all doin',man?
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Hey, what y'all doin',man?
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Say, what y'all doin'?
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Y'all gonna letthis 50-year-old manschool y'all?
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Gimme the ball.I'm gonna givea little clinic.
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I ain't gonna putthe groceries down.
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Ha ha! There you go.Watch yourself.
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Come on! Oh! Oh!Who's next?
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My grandmotherplay better than y'all!
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Hey, hold the bag.Sucker!
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Grand finale! Yeah!
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That's what I'm talking about!Show them fools, Kev!
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If I was gonna do your hair,I would pull this out.
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I would goto a natural color.
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But that's you, baby.Be what you are.
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Here's some activator.Keep it wet.
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Catch, y'all.
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Hey, check out.Hey, check out, yo.
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- Hey, yo, Kev.- What?
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You makethat first million yet?
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Yeah, I'm on my way, man.I'm on my way.
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He got a bunch of tapesat the house,
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like he gonna wina million dollars.
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d I can't hear you d
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What do you say,brother?
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- Just be still.You're gonna love this, man.- Larry!
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Kevin! Hey, Kevin,come here! Wait!
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Hey, man, where you going?!Kevin, you hear metalking to you?
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Can't stop.
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Kevin! Kevin!!
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Wha! Ahh ahh!
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Wha! Yeah!
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Whaaa!
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Time for "Cooking in the Kitchenwith Kevin Franklin."
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What do we have?
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Oh, we have saltfor the children,
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we have cholesterolfor the adults,
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we have fatfor the fat people,
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and sugarfor the sugarholics.
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And for the grown folks,Mickey D'S.
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That's whatI'm talking about.
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Big Gulp for a big guy!
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Ha ha ha! Yes!
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Guess what, Shaft.About to makea million dollars.
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Check this out.
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I'm gonna buy you a new crib,get you a swimming pool,
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who knows... maybe get yousome girl hamster, yeah.
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Can you dig it?
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Show me the way, man.It's time to make money.
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Announcer;From beautiful Waikiki Beachin Honolulu, Hawaii,
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- please join our host,John Davidson.- [Applause]
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Aloha!
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Aloha.
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Do what almost 700,000Americans have done,
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use Dave Del Dotto'swealth-building materials
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as your means to your end.
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Restore your faithand your passions
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as we move to achieveour dreams.
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- d And when your daysseem cloudy d
- Sing, John.
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d And you don't knowwhat to do d
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Hey! Ho!
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- Hey! Ho! Go, John!- d Just reach outfor your rainbow d
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Larry; Kevin!Help me!
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d Get a hairbrushfor your big head d
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d Scooby doo beeooh bee ooh bee d
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Kevin!
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d Just a minute d
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K- Kevin!
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Shh! Man,I'm watching this tape!
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Why you thinkI'm waving at you?!
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[Panting]It's heavy, it's yours.
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Take it, Kevin!
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I'm trying to watchthe tape.
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Oh, really?You like this show, huh?
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This is great.This is Dave Del Dotto'snew ta...
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They deliveredthis to me 'causeyou weren't here.
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- What is it?- How am I supposed to knowwhat this is?!
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I'm out of here.I'm not La Toya Jackson.
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- I'm not psychic.- No, wait, Larry.
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This is it! Oh!I've been waiting for this!
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Larry, this is it!Oh, just a minute.I'm too excited.
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Phew! [Panting]
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- You know what thisrepresents, don't you?- A big waste of money.
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Man, you have no vision!
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The entire1994 baseball season,
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you know what I'm saying?
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I got Ken Griffey Jr.Here,
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Barry Bonds,Jose Canseco.
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People spend big moneyfor baseball cards,
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but if they get hurt,it's even worth more money.
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Say one of them's goingto the car after the game,gets hit... pow!
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I don't want to seeit happen,
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but if it does,I'm getting paid!
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This is gonna be huge!
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[Panting]No, it's gigantic,
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just like allyour other ideas, Kevin!
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Man, is that any kindof way to encourageyour best friend?
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Hey, I didn't askfor this! I didn'task for none of this!
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I didn't ask to beyour best friend!
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- [Wheezing]- See? Look. See?Get upset, see what happens?
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Come on, man,now, breathe, breathe.
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See? You can't hollerat me like this.
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I don't want to see youin this kind of condition,all right?
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This is gonnawork out, man.
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I know this one's gonna work.I feel it.
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I got a blood...blood-sugar dip.
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[Wheezes]I need some dinner.
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Dinner... oh, Lynn.I told Lynn I wasgonna meet her.
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She... she's gonnakill me!
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[Gears grinding]
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- [Car alarm sounding]- Ouch!
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Hi.
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Hey, Lynn!
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Lynn;I'm leaving real soon.
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- Kevin;Hey, how you doin'?- Good night.
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Good night. It was nicemeeting you, everybody.
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Look, I'm sorry, Lynn.I can explain, okay?
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You stood me up.You embarrassed me.
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You made me look like a foolin front of my boss.
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Look, I'm sorry.I can explain, all right?I can explain.
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You know, I'm gladI'm still here, soI can slap your face.
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Don't slap me,all right?
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Oh!
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Lynn!
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We in the street.Lynn, Lynn!
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I'm serious, this oneis not like the otherones, I swear, Lynn.
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I feel it.I feel it in my bones.
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This baseball-card thingis gonna be big.
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I'm not just doingthis for me... I'mdoing this for us.
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I want you to havethe finer things in life.
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Oh, Kevin, moneydoesn't buy peopleor love or happiness!
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It only buys things!
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- That's the point!- When are you gonna grow up?
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- I'm growing now, see?Look... I'm growing now.- [Sighs heavily]
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I'll cha...baby, I'll change.
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Hey, I'm tryingto have an argument!Will you just go?!
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Lynn, I'm gonna change.I'll get a regular job.
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Kevin, you're 35.You're never gonna change.
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Lynn, don't...if you drive away,
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I'll be standing herepointing!
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Lynn! Lynn!
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Oh, yeah, 15.[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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[Blues music plays]
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Eddie Murphy;How could you sayI never cared about you?
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Look, Jacqueline says thatI'm a better person now,
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and I knowI owe that all to you.
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Mnh!
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[Laughing]
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[Remote control clicking]
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You want to smashmy face?
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Oh!
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- Mnh!- Like hell.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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[Laughter]
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- Ugh!- Ooh!
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Man; Get the lights!Move, move, move!
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Hey, who is it?!Pauly, my people.
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Get out of the way!
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What's up, homey?Hey, how you doin'?
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Where's the dough?!
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- What happened to Nicky?- Nicky retired.
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This is my kid brotherJoey, and I'm teachinghim the business.
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- How you doin'?- You're a big guy.I bet you're hungry.
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Look, I got these newPop- Tarts.
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Cool, with the frostingstuff on top.
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Come on, Pauly,I was hungry!
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- You're always hungry.- You don't never let me eat.
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You're always eating,always stuffing your face.
285
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Why do people buythis crap?
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Hey, where's the dough?!
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Is that the only thinghe knows how to say?
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You think you're funny?Don't be funny.
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Ugh!I don't feel funny.
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Ow!
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- Where's the dough?!- Guys, that'sa fair question.
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Look, I borrowed $5, 000,
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and you wantyour money back, right?
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- $50,000.- What?
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That's right, interestand late penaltieshave accrued.
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Accrued!
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- $50,000?- Uh-huh.
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I guess that sign
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on the front of the buildingsaid "no questions asked."
300
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I guess I should've askeda couple questions.
301
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Let me tell youwhat's up, okay?
302
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Most of my businessesare in the start-up phase,you know what I'm saying?
303
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I'm out there movingan inventory, tryingto make money happen.
304
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I got somethingyou might be interested in.
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These baseball...America loves base...America loves baseball.
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They buy these...[Sniffs]
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You could almost smellthe money, see?This will be big money.
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Check it out, Joey, man.
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Go ahead and speculate...o- or just chew the gum.That's an option.
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What are you doing?
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Spit it out! Whatthe hell's the matterwith you? Spit it out!
312
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Listen to me, Franklin,Happy's getting pissed,
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and we all knowwhat happens whenHappy gets pissed.
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He's not happy.
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And when he's not happy,he's pissed,
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you follow me?
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We want to keep Happyhappy.
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That's right.
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Now, the way I see it...
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correct meif I'm wrong, Joey...
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we got two options...
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"A," we give youanother day,
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or... or then "B,"
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we're gonna kill youright now
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and save ourselvessome aggravation.
326
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I'm gonna go with "A."
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[Laughing and snorting]
328
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Come here. Come here.
329
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- Huh?- Get over here.Get over here.
330
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Get over here right now!Get over here!
331
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Come here!What the hell'sthe matter with you?!
332
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Nothing, I just thoughtthat was real good
333
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with that option A/B.[Snorts]
334
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We're threateningsomebody here.
335
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You're underminingthings!
336
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- Pauly, he's leaving.- [Guns cock]
337
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I was gonna feedmy hamster, man.
338
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My hamsterhasn't eaten all day.
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You got to feed them,man, 'cause they'revery sensitive.
340
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What's the matterwith you?
341
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I want $50,000 tomorrowor you're dead,
342
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you hear me?
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And don't even thinkabout skipping town.
344
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Sounds fair.
345
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One way to Nassau, Bahamas.And your name?
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Clarence...Clarence Williams III.
347
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Ha ha! Yeah!
348
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Thank you,Mr. Williams.
349
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Thank you.Thank you.
350
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Ow, Joey!Come on! Come on!
351
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Just you and me, Shaft.
352
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You'll be the coolesthamster in the Bahamas.Guaranteed.
353
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There he is!
354
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I think we're gonnamake it, man.
355
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What?! Oh, man.
356
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You really disappointed us.Didn't he, Joey?
357
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Really disappointed us.Nice glasses, though.
358
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Cut it out!Come on!
359
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- The important thingis I learned something.- Shut up!
360
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Man; Choir members,please stay together.
361
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Look... Denzel!
362
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- [Screaming]- Denzel Washington!
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Denzel Washingtonhere in the airport!
364
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Denzel Washington'sin the airport!
365
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Get out of my way!
366
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Excuse me! Sick pet!
367
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Look out, people!
368
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Out of the way!
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Whoo! Goodbye!Sorry!
370
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- Sorry!- Whoa!
371
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[Indistinct conversations]
372
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Man; Move the kid!
373
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[Crying]
374
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- Oh, come on.- Move it!
375
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Shaft, you're gonnahave to help me, buddy.
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[Shaft squeaking]
377
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Shaft, I always saidwhen the end came,
378
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it was gonna beyou and me, man.
379
00:14:28,447 --> 00:14:29,709
Well, it's gonna be you.
380
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I love you.
381
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A rat! It's a rat!Oh, my God, it's a rat!
382
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There he is!
383
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Oh! I got rabies!
384
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[Crowd screaming]
385
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Get me through!Get me through!
386
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[Squeaking]
387
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Excuse me! Sorry!
388
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Excuse me!Move! Move! Move! Move!
389
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- Whoo!- Man; Slow down,there, pal!
390
00:14:51,404 --> 00:14:52,803
- Did you see him?- I almost saw him!
391
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What do you meanyou almost saw him?!
392
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[Panting]
393
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Whoa!
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Okay, come on.
395
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I told himI'd pick him up out here.
396
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What does helook like, Dad?
397
00:15:05,218 --> 00:15:07,482
Well, he's around my age,he's black.
398
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Girl;How tall is he, Daddy?
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I don't really know, baby.
400
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I mean, I haven't seen himin 25 years.
401
00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:16,553
- He was alwaysso punctual.- What is "punctual"?
402
00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:18,654
- I think I see him!- You didn't see him!
403
00:15:24,503 --> 00:15:28,496
Wait a minute.Wait a minute.
404
00:15:28,574 --> 00:15:29,836
Hey!
405
00:15:29,909 --> 00:15:32,742
- Derek?- That's right.
406
00:15:32,812 --> 00:15:34,677
[Laughing] It's me!
407
00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:36,044
It's you!
408
00:15:36,115 --> 00:15:38,208
- How are you doin'?!- How you doin'?!
409
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[Both laughing]
410
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[Both sigh]
411
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[Both laugh]
412
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Oh, God!Oh, you look different.
413
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:52,592
I do?
414
00:15:52,665 --> 00:15:54,098
Yeah, I mean, yeah,well, come on, man,
415
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when you haven'tseen somebody sincethey were a kid,
416
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you can lookcompletely different...
417
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I mean,completely different.
418
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- I don't know,you haven't changed at all.- I haven't?
419
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I mean,I would have expected
420
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a more conservative look,but what can I say?
421
00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:06,938
I like the earrings.
422
00:16:07,013 --> 00:16:08,844
[Laughs] A fraternity thing,you know?
423
00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:10,438
Derek, I want youto meet Jason,
424
00:16:10,516 --> 00:16:12,143
my future All-Americanbasketball star,
425
00:16:12,218 --> 00:16:14,914
and Sarah,my little Princess.
426
00:16:14,987 --> 00:16:17,512
Hey, how you doin', Jason?How you doin', Sarah?All right, let's go.
427
00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:19,285
I apologize for my wife.She couldn't make it.
428
00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:21,826
Your wife? Oh, hey, hey,how is she doing?
429
00:16:21,894 --> 00:16:23,953
Busy... uh, Emilyopened a yogurt store
430
00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:25,964
a couple of years back,and boom!
431
00:16:26,032 --> 00:16:27,795
The crazy thingjust took off.
432
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:31,166
She's got 35 ofthose silly storesall over the state now.
433
00:16:31,237 --> 00:16:32,795
Let's talk about that.That's nice.
434
00:16:32,872 --> 00:16:34,237
Come on.Hey, come on, Jacob.
435
00:16:34,307 --> 00:16:35,934
By the way, it's Jason.
436
00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:37,942
Oh, Jason.How you doin'?
437
00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:40,444
- What?- Don't you have any bags?
438
00:16:40,513 --> 00:16:43,038
[Laughs] Yeah,I got a bag. Yeah,right here.
439
00:16:43,115 --> 00:16:45,106
All right, here's my bag.Let's go.
440
00:16:45,184 --> 00:16:46,742
Sorryabout being so late.
441
00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:49,379
I remember how crazyyou used to be aboutbeing on time.
442
00:16:49,455 --> 00:16:52,515
Well, if we hurry now,we can make up forlost time, all right?
443
00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:54,491
Boy, we got a lotof catching up to do.
444
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,255
I cleared the decksat the office,
445
00:16:56,329 --> 00:16:58,194
so I'll havethe whole three days off.
446
00:16:58,264 --> 00:17:00,732
We're gonna have one hellof a Memorial Day weekend.
447
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,030
Woman; Mr. Gary Young.Paging Mr. Gary Young.
448
00:17:03,102 --> 00:17:04,660
What's wrong?Why you stopping?
449
00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:06,364
They just calledmy name.
450
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:08,339
Oh, yeah, I mean,I know that.
451
00:17:08,407 --> 00:17:09,806
Uh, that... that was me.
452
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:10,842
What was you?
453
00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:12,468
I had them page you, man,
454
00:17:12,545 --> 00:17:15,639
'cause I was sittingdown there and youwere late, Gary.
455
00:17:15,715 --> 00:17:18,377
Don't you think youshould go in and tellthem that you found me?
456
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,214
Oh, no, they'llfigure it out.This is the airport.
457
00:17:20,286 --> 00:17:21,844
The kids will show youwhere the car is.
458
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:23,445
Let me just go inand tell them.
459
00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:25,149
No, no!No, no, no, no, no!
460
00:17:25,224 --> 00:17:27,556
You take the kids.I'll do it, okay,'cause I was rude.
461
00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,423
I don't knowwhat I was thinking about.
462
00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:30,894
I'm jet-lagged.I'm so tired.
463
00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:32,294
Ooh, hurry up!Press on!
464
00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:33,798
We got so muchto talk about.
465
00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:35,925
It's so good to see you again.It's so good.
466
00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:38,902
Derek! Derek!
467
00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:41,030
Oh! Oh![Laughs] Yeah?
468
00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:42,734
Good to have youwith us.
469
00:17:42,808 --> 00:17:45,470
Ha ha! Yeah, right!Ha ha!
470
00:17:45,544 --> 00:17:48,843
[Indistinct conversations]
471
00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:50,848
- Derek? Derek Bond?- Yes?
472
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:53,851
Hi, I'm Pete,Gary's executivepersonal assistant.
473
00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:55,318
Yeah, so?
474
00:17:55,388 --> 00:17:57,879
Yes, could I speak to youfor a second, please?
475
00:17:57,957 --> 00:18:00,050
Come with me, please.Please, come on.
476
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:01,957
Gary sent me to tell youthat he's very sorry,
477
00:18:02,027 --> 00:18:03,688
but you can't staywith him this weekend.
478
00:18:03,763 --> 00:18:05,754
- What? Why not?- His wife, man,'cause she's ill.
479
00:18:05,831 --> 00:18:07,696
- What's wrong with her?- It's botulism.
480
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,325
Botulism?This is terrible.
481
00:18:09,402 --> 00:18:11,199
I mean, what aboutthe thing I came to do?
482
00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,067
What thing?!We're talking abouta disease, man!
483
00:18:13,139 --> 00:18:14,401
Ain't no thing!It's off!
484
00:18:14,473 --> 00:18:15,906
- It's off?- It's off.There's no thing.
485
00:18:15,975 --> 00:18:17,533
Well, great.
486
00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:19,737
I don't want to dothat damn thing anyway.I hate those things.
487
00:18:19,812 --> 00:18:22,838
Did Gary mention anything?I mean, is there anythingI can do for them?
488
00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:24,849
There's two thingshe wants you to do.
489
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:28,910
- First of all, they wantyou to wear this hat.- I don't wear hats.
490
00:18:28,988 --> 00:18:31,183
- The woman's in a coma.The least you can dois wear the hat.- I'll wear the hat!
491
00:18:31,257 --> 00:18:32,849
This isthe most important.
492
00:18:32,925 --> 00:18:35,052
Whatever you do,do not call the house.
493
00:18:35,127 --> 00:18:36,754
- Why not?- Sound triggers it off,man.
494
00:18:36,829 --> 00:18:39,195
That phone rings... bam!I'm talking aboutvomit coming up!
495
00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:40,823
The woman's got the shakes!It's ugly, man!
496
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,367
Foam is comingout of the mouth!
497
00:18:42,435 --> 00:18:44,699
- You don't wantto see that.- Yeah, that's ugly.
498
00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,397
Gary's gonna call youwhen everything's all right.
499
00:18:46,472 --> 00:18:49,771
You wear that hat.Keep hope alive.
500
00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:51,639
I can see him.Can you see him?
501
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:53,200
- Do you see him?- I see him!
502
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:55,406
Oh!
503
00:18:55,481 --> 00:18:57,415
Man; Coming through.
504
00:18:57,483 --> 00:19:00,281
Oh, sorry. Wrong guy.
505
00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:01,377
Me too.
506
00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:02,318
Help!
507
00:19:02,388 --> 00:19:04,788
Gary; Derek!
508
00:19:05,658 --> 00:19:07,626
Hey, what's up?!I'm coming, Gary!
509
00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:09,593
[Horns honking]
510
00:19:09,662 --> 00:19:11,562
Look out!
511
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,291
Man; Hey, you fool!
512
00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:16,596
[Tires screech, horn honks]
513
00:19:16,669 --> 00:19:18,193
- Man; Hey!- Coming, Gary!
514
00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:20,101
[Horn honks]
515
00:19:20,172 --> 00:19:22,003
- Oh!- [Tires screech]
516
00:19:22,074 --> 00:19:23,803
Man; Hey!
517
00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:27,141
[Panting]Whoo! Whoo!
518
00:19:27,213 --> 00:19:30,774
- Hey, what's the hurry?- [Laughs] Just want toget this party started.
519
00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:33,648
- Great. Jason, do you haveyour seat belt on?- No.
520
00:19:33,719 --> 00:19:37,120
We're not leavingtill you put it on.
521
00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:38,816
Jason took my seat belt.
522
00:19:38,891 --> 00:19:41,451
Jason, give your sisterback her seat belt.
523
00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:43,290
Now, tell Sarahyou're sorry.
524
00:19:43,362 --> 00:19:44,488
Do I have to?
525
00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:46,724
- Yes, you do!- Sorry!
526
00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:50,132
[Horn honks]
527
00:19:50,202 --> 00:19:51,863
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Pauly, Pauly, Pauly!
528
00:19:51,937 --> 00:19:54,633
- Give me the keys.Move over! Move over!- You wanna drive?
529
00:19:54,707 --> 00:19:56,902
- Hey, watch it!- [Horn honks,tires screech]
530
00:19:56,976 --> 00:19:58,409
I got a bad knee here!
531
00:19:58,477 --> 00:20:01,207
Well, you want totake a right outof the gate, and...
532
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,577
[Tires squeal]
533
00:20:02,648 --> 00:20:04,013
Whoa!
534
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,983
- Aaah!- [Tires squeal]
535
00:20:06,051 --> 00:20:07,416
- Whoa!- Aaah!
536
00:20:07,486 --> 00:20:09,147
Aaah! Aaah!
537
00:20:09,221 --> 00:20:10,381
- [Tires squeal]- Ooh!
538
00:20:10,456 --> 00:20:13,323
- [Horn honks]- Whoa!- Ooh!
539
00:20:13,392 --> 00:20:14,654
Whoo!
540
00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:16,661
Oh, gosh, that'ssome tight steering, boy!
541
00:20:16,729 --> 00:20:18,663
Safe car, too.
542
00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:21,495
- Cool.- [Gary and Kevin laugh]
543
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,159
Franklin!
544
00:20:23,235 --> 00:20:25,169
Oh, Franklin.
545
00:20:25,237 --> 00:20:27,671
All right,get the car, Joey.
546
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,537
- Pauly.- Get the car!
547
00:20:29,608 --> 00:20:32,202
Hey! Hey! Hey!That's my car!
548
00:20:32,278 --> 00:20:33,540
That's my brother's car!
549
00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:36,172
Oh, uh, you wantedto turn off here...
550
00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:38,113
- I can make it.- But you can takethe next...
551
00:20:38,183 --> 00:20:40,447
- [Tires squeal]- Aaah!
552
00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:41,713
All right!
553
00:20:41,787 --> 00:20:44,187
- I can make it!- Whoa!
554
00:20:44,256 --> 00:20:45,951
I can make this!
555
00:20:46,025 --> 00:20:47,287
[Tires squeal]
556
00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:49,793
You can't do thiswith an American car.
557
00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:50,794
[Laughs]
558
00:20:50,863 --> 00:20:53,161
Boy, oh, boy,you have changed!
559
00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:56,326
You used to be so uptightwhen we were kids.
560
00:20:56,402 --> 00:20:59,303
You used to lecture uson bicycle safety.
561
00:20:59,371 --> 00:21:00,770
I haven't been the same
562
00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:02,830
since...since the accident.
563
00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:04,808
What accident?
564
00:21:04,877 --> 00:21:07,812
I was scuba divingin the Cayman Islands
565
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,279
with my friends,
566
00:21:09,348 --> 00:21:11,407
and... we're out therelooking for stingray,
567
00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:14,646
and all of a sudden,two great white sharkscame out of nowhere...
568
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,982
bam! ...just attacked us,
569
00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:18,080
and it was... it was...it was vicious!
570
00:21:18,157 --> 00:21:19,988
It was like a sceneout of "Jaws."
571
00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:23,460
There was just bloodsand bubbles and butts,and everything was...
572
00:21:23,529 --> 00:21:25,360
and then I saw himbite my friend!
573
00:21:25,431 --> 00:21:27,956
His head came off,and his eye was on me!
574
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:30,433
His eye was on me!
575
00:21:30,502 --> 00:21:32,231
Oh, God! Oh!
576
00:21:32,304 --> 00:21:33,566
Easy!
577
00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:34,833
Oh!
578
00:21:34,907 --> 00:21:36,807
Oh, my God.
579
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,502
[Gasps]
580
00:21:38,577 --> 00:21:40,204
[Sighs] I'm okay.
581
00:21:40,312 --> 00:21:41,973
[Sniffles]
582
00:21:44,316 --> 00:21:46,375
[Exhales deeply]
583
00:21:46,452 --> 00:21:48,716
Well, this is great.
584
00:21:48,787 --> 00:21:51,051
Yeah... this is great.
585
00:21:51,123 --> 00:21:54,251
I mean,this is really great.
586
00:21:54,326 --> 00:21:56,385
I can't believe,after all these years,
587
00:21:56,462 --> 00:21:59,556
it only took onephone call to getyour butt to Pittsburgh
588
00:21:59,632 --> 00:22:01,759
so we could rekindlethat old friendship.
589
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,893
Well, you knowwhat they say, uh, Gary,
590
00:22:03,969 --> 00:22:05,732
uh, friendsdon't grow on trees.
591
00:22:05,804 --> 00:22:07,795
No, they don't.
592
00:22:07,873 --> 00:22:10,865
Oh, remember how we alwaysused to sing the song?
593
00:22:10,943 --> 00:22:14,743
d Good night, Irene,good night d
594
00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:18,271
Together; d Good night,Irene, good night d
595
00:22:18,350 --> 00:22:25,415
d Good night, Irene,good night, Irene... d
596
00:22:25,491 --> 00:22:29,222
d I wish I hadsome Dairy Queen d
597
00:22:29,294 --> 00:22:31,694
- [Laughing] Yeah.- [Laughing] Aw, man!
598
00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:38,431
- d I'll see youin my... d
- d You in my... d
599
00:22:38,504 --> 00:22:41,029
- d Dreams d
- d Dreams d
600
00:22:41,106 --> 00:22:42,334
Yeah.
601
00:22:42,408 --> 00:22:45,844
Say, how's your wife?Heard she was ill.
602
00:22:45,911 --> 00:22:47,845
- My wife?- Yeah.
603
00:22:47,913 --> 00:22:50,074
Um... she's dead, Gary.
604
00:22:50,149 --> 00:22:51,411
What?!
605
00:22:51,483 --> 00:22:54,145
I just spoke to heryesterday.
606
00:22:54,219 --> 00:22:56,084
I mean,she's dead inside,
607
00:22:56,155 --> 00:22:58,146
um, from the lossof our son.
608
00:22:58,223 --> 00:23:00,919
Your son?!I thought he's at Princeton!
609
00:23:00,993 --> 00:23:02,654
That's what it means,see?
610
00:23:02,728 --> 00:23:05,390
W- We... we thoughtwe lost our sonto the lvy League.
611
00:23:05,464 --> 00:23:07,898
Ohh.[Laughing] Oh.
612
00:23:07,966 --> 00:23:09,991
We just misplaced himmomentarily.
613
00:23:10,069 --> 00:23:11,661
You misplaced a personmomentarily?!
614
00:23:11,737 --> 00:23:13,728
- I guess we did.- If I don't get that money
615
00:23:13,806 --> 00:23:15,865
by the conclusionof this holiday weekend,
616
00:23:15,941 --> 00:23:17,738
I'm gonna be pissed.
617
00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:19,437
Oh, no,don't be pissed.
618
00:23:19,511 --> 00:23:21,536
Hold it.The Lotto's on.
619
00:23:21,613 --> 00:23:23,171
- Lotto?- Lotto?
620
00:23:23,248 --> 00:23:25,409
Man;... to win $ 1 million.Give it a spin.
621
00:23:25,484 --> 00:23:27,418
- Where'd he go?- Let's see where it stops.
622
00:23:27,486 --> 00:23:29,420
- $ 1 million!- Hello?
623
00:23:29,488 --> 00:23:31,854
Listen, goddamn it,I want Franklin, oryou're gonna be looking
624
00:23:31,924 --> 00:23:33,789
at the wrong endof an ice pick...
625
00:23:33,859 --> 00:23:36,191
- Oh, God!- Very closely!
626
00:23:36,261 --> 00:23:38,923
- We'll find him,I swear to God.- Give me that pepper!
627
00:23:38,997 --> 00:23:41,090
Happy's not happy.
628
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:43,100
Who is he, then?
629
00:23:43,302 --> 00:23:47,636
- [Light classical musicplays]d La-la la-la la-la la-la d
630
00:23:49,908 --> 00:23:53,537
- Man: Hi, Gary.- Woman: Hi!
631
00:23:53,612 --> 00:23:56,274
Derek, I really have tothank you again.
632
00:23:56,348 --> 00:23:57,781
You're welcome.
633
00:23:57,850 --> 00:24:00,546
No, thanks for agreeingto do this thing today.
634
00:24:00,619 --> 00:24:02,052
The thing?
635
00:24:02,121 --> 00:24:04,681
Well, I mean...how bad could it be?
636
00:24:04,757 --> 00:24:07,749
I mean, when you stopand think about it,
637
00:24:07,826 --> 00:24:10,454
I mean, what isthis thing, really?
638
00:24:10,529 --> 00:24:13,657
Yes, well, you'rea braver man than I.
639
00:24:16,135 --> 00:24:20,071
d La-la la-la la-la la-la d
640
00:24:20,139 --> 00:24:23,939
d La la-la la la-la d
641
00:24:24,009 --> 00:24:27,706
d La la la la-la d
642
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:31,011
Sorry. I want youto meet Derek Bond.
643
00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:32,345
Derek, Nancy Pike.
644
00:24:32,417 --> 00:24:34,647
Mrs. Pike is the headof the school board
645
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:35,982
and my boss's wife.
646
00:24:36,054 --> 00:24:38,022
It is such a pleasureto meet you, Derek,
647
00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:41,116
but I wonder if I could justhurry you along because you'rejust a little bit late.
648
00:24:41,193 --> 00:24:42,956
Just come right this way.
649
00:24:43,028 --> 00:24:44,689
Catch you later, buddy!
650
00:24:44,763 --> 00:24:46,697
Come right up these stairsright here.
651
00:24:46,765 --> 00:24:48,494
No, it's all right.
652
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:51,161
We just have to gothrough the curtainhere, and here we are.
653
00:24:51,236 --> 00:24:53,636
Now, Derek, if I couldjust ask you to sit down.
654
00:24:53,705 --> 00:24:54,694
There.
655
00:24:54,773 --> 00:24:57,367
Oh, gentlemen,we are about to begin.
656
00:24:57,442 --> 00:24:59,842
Would you pleasetake your seats?
657
00:24:59,912 --> 00:25:01,174
Thank you.
658
00:25:01,246 --> 00:25:03,180
[Chairs creaking]
659
00:25:05,450 --> 00:25:07,111
[Laughs]
660
00:25:07,186 --> 00:25:08,983
[Exhales deeply]
661
00:25:09,054 --> 00:25:11,989
[Curtain squeaking]
662
00:25:12,057 --> 00:25:14,048
[Man coughs]
663
00:25:14,126 --> 00:25:17,653
Nancy; Greetings,students and faculty.
664
00:25:17,729 --> 00:25:20,664
On behalf of the SewickleySchool Foundation,
665
00:25:20,732 --> 00:25:22,962
I want to personally welcome
666
00:25:23,035 --> 00:25:25,697
all our distinguishedspeakers
667
00:25:25,771 --> 00:25:29,901
and all of youto Career Day.
668
00:25:29,975 --> 00:25:31,704
[Applause]
669
00:25:31,777 --> 00:25:33,506
Now, let me introduce you
670
00:25:33,579 --> 00:25:37,481
to our first speaker,Derek Bond.
671
00:25:37,549 --> 00:25:40,882
But first, let me tell youa few things about Derek.
672
00:25:40,953 --> 00:25:44,889
He has come a long wayto talk to us today,
673
00:25:44,957 --> 00:25:48,449
and he has hada distinguished career
674
00:25:48,527 --> 00:25:51,052
as a, um...
675
00:25:51,129 --> 00:25:52,460
[Laughs]
676
00:25:52,531 --> 00:25:55,261
A professional in his field,
677
00:25:55,334 --> 00:25:57,666
but I will let him tell youall about that.
678
00:25:57,736 --> 00:26:02,366
Join me in a warm welcomefor Derek Bond.
679
00:26:02,441 --> 00:26:03,908
[Applause]
680
00:26:03,976 --> 00:26:06,911
[Laughs] No, you.You get here, not...
681
00:26:06,979 --> 00:26:09,914
[Laughs] Yes. Now!
682
00:26:09,982 --> 00:26:12,041
There he is, honey.
683
00:26:12,117 --> 00:26:14,108
[Applause continues]
684
00:26:14,186 --> 00:26:16,518
[Man laughs]
685
00:26:20,525 --> 00:26:22,857
[Sighs]
686
00:26:22,928 --> 00:26:25,419
I'd like to thank Mrs. Pike
687
00:26:25,497 --> 00:26:29,866
for the, uh, warm welcomageaddressing speech.
688
00:26:29,935 --> 00:26:32,199
- Um...- [Laughs] Yeah!
689
00:26:32,271 --> 00:26:33,670
Man; Sit down!
690
00:26:33,739 --> 00:26:35,969
Ooh! I had some notes.Um, I need to go to the car.
691
00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:38,009
I had some notes.If I go get those notes...
692
00:26:38,076 --> 00:26:41,102
I think we shouldlet the man with thehigh-water pants go first
693
00:26:41,179 --> 00:26:42,976
'cause his pantsare getting very short.
694
00:26:43,048 --> 00:26:45,482
- [Laughter]- Oh, Derek, you knowyou're just joking.
695
00:26:45,550 --> 00:26:46,915
You know your secretary
696
00:26:46,985 --> 00:26:49,044
has sent all your slidesahead of you.
697
00:26:49,121 --> 00:26:50,554
- Oh, she did?- Yes.
698
00:26:50,622 --> 00:26:53,352
- Harvey, will you startthe slide show, please?- Yes.
699
00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:54,687
Here is your clicker,
700
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,694
and I knowyou know what to say.
701
00:26:56,762 --> 00:26:58,457
- We'll click 'em.- That's it!
702
00:26:58,530 --> 00:27:00,657
Thanks. Thanks, Harv.
703
00:27:00,732 --> 00:27:01,926
[Laughs]
704
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,262
Beautiful dress!
705
00:27:03,335 --> 00:27:04,927
Well, here goes nothing.
706
00:27:05,404 --> 00:27:07,372
Oh, that's it, yeah.
707
00:27:07,439 --> 00:27:09,669
[Projector clicking]
708
00:27:09,741 --> 00:27:12,073
All; Oh!
709
00:27:12,144 --> 00:27:13,406
Hey!
710
00:27:13,478 --> 00:27:15,207
All; Oh!
711
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,771
Whoo! A sandwichis a sandwich,but that's a meal.
712
00:27:17,849 --> 00:27:20,113
- [Laughter]- Oh!- Oh!- Oh!
713
00:27:20,185 --> 00:27:22,983
Ooh! I wonderwhat that'd be likewith a nice lemonade.
714
00:27:23,055 --> 00:27:24,852
[Both laugh]
715
00:27:24,923 --> 00:27:26,823
That looks like the insideof my refrigerator.
716
00:27:26,892 --> 00:27:28,655
[Laughs] What is it?
717
00:27:28,727 --> 00:27:30,456
Oh! Ah!
718
00:27:30,529 --> 00:27:32,656
Oh! Ooh! Oh!
719
00:27:32,731 --> 00:27:35,359
Oh! Oh! Oh!Someone get the lights!
720
00:27:35,434 --> 00:27:38,198
- [Laughs]- [Applause]
721
00:27:38,270 --> 00:27:40,363
Thank you so much.Thank you so much.
722
00:27:40,439 --> 00:27:42,498
I think you've learnedall that I could teach youabout my career.
723
00:27:42,574 --> 00:27:45,065
It's time to haveDr. Von Fleisenberg,
724
00:27:45,143 --> 00:27:49,079
who is the leadinghair-transplant scientistin the country,
725
00:27:49,147 --> 00:27:50,478
to discuss...
726
00:27:50,549 --> 00:27:51,982
[Laughs] Dr. Derek.
727
00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:54,951
Thank you,Professor Von whatever,
728
00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:58,956
but I'm sure we have timefor just one question.
729
00:28:00,258 --> 00:28:02,852
Oh, yes, Mr. Ichabod,
730
00:28:02,928 --> 00:28:05,396
the head ofour science department.
731
00:28:05,464 --> 00:28:07,728
Uh, in Chapter Fiveof your book,
732
00:28:07,799 --> 00:28:09,858
you saidthere are many things
733
00:28:09,935 --> 00:28:11,459
you would do differently
734
00:28:11,536 --> 00:28:13,731
if you coulddo them over again.
735
00:28:13,805 --> 00:28:15,739
What did you meanby that?
736
00:28:15,807 --> 00:28:17,638
- Uh, Chapter Five?- In your book.
737
00:28:17,709 --> 00:28:19,540
What I meant by thatwhen I put that in there
738
00:28:19,611 --> 00:28:21,579
was that, um, I paddedthe book immensely.
739
00:28:21,646 --> 00:28:23,238
I probably wouldeliminate Chapter Five
740
00:28:23,315 --> 00:28:24,805
and have gonestraight to Six.
741
00:28:24,883 --> 00:28:27,511
I wrote it 'causeyou have to have Fiveto get to Six.
742
00:28:27,586 --> 00:28:32,046
You don't have theslightest idea of whatyou're talking about, do you?
743
00:28:32,124 --> 00:28:33,819
- What... listen here!- [Microphone feedback]
744
00:28:33,892 --> 00:28:36,725
So, if you know so muchabout what I do,
745
00:28:36,795 --> 00:28:38,160
since you knowmore than I do,
746
00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:39,857
then why don't youcome up here,
747
00:28:39,931 --> 00:28:42,161
Mr. Smarty-pants,Mr. "I don't have a woman"?!
748
00:28:42,234 --> 00:28:44,668
- Well, I, uh...- Why don't you comeup here and tell me,
749
00:28:44,736 --> 00:28:45,896
Mr. Ichybody.
750
00:28:45,971 --> 00:28:48,906
I'm waiting.Hmm? Hmm?
751
00:28:48,974 --> 00:28:51,169
- I-I-I'm sorry.- [Cheers and applause]
752
00:28:51,243 --> 00:28:53,734
You are sorry.And pass out thosecopies of my books.
753
00:28:53,812 --> 00:28:55,211
By the way,there's a free ticket
754
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,872
for the Pearl Jam concertinside each one of those books.
755
00:28:56,948 --> 00:28:58,540
[Cheers]
756
00:28:58,617 --> 00:28:59,777
Hey, hey, hey!
757
00:29:01,787 --> 00:29:03,584
That was a great speech,Derek.
758
00:29:03,655 --> 00:29:06,624
Well, you know,anytime I can helpout with the kids,
759
00:29:06,691 --> 00:29:07,885
you just let me know.
760
00:29:07,959 --> 00:29:11,360
Oh, I want you to meetmy oldest, Brooke.
761
00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:12,761
Derek, Brooke.
762
00:29:12,831 --> 00:29:15,425
- Sweetie,this is Derek Bond.- Hey.
763
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,230
And this is Brooke's,uh... friend, Steve.
764
00:29:18,303 --> 00:29:22,034
Yo, my man, how many timesI got to tell you
765
00:29:22,107 --> 00:29:24,541
I ain't downwith Steve, 'kay?
766
00:29:24,609 --> 00:29:26,201
Call me ST-3, a-ight?
767
00:29:26,278 --> 00:29:27,905
ST-3!
768
00:29:27,979 --> 00:29:31,107
Yo, "G," your speech...
769
00:29:31,183 --> 00:29:32,514
dat okay.
770
00:29:32,584 --> 00:29:33,915
The butters, yo...
771
00:29:33,985 --> 00:29:36,112
the butterscan't represent, man!
772
00:29:36,188 --> 00:29:38,986
You were droppingsome serious scienceout there, yo.
773
00:29:39,057 --> 00:29:42,254
Hey, man, we got to hang,you know what I'm sayin','cause peeps out heredon't know what's up.
774
00:29:42,327 --> 00:29:43,658
- Who?- Peeps... the people.
775
00:29:43,728 --> 00:29:44,990
Oh! The people, yeah.
776
00:29:45,063 --> 00:29:46,826
Kevin;Well, thank you, my man.
777
00:29:46,898 --> 00:29:48,763
Ain't no thingbut a chicken wing,
778
00:29:48,834 --> 00:29:51,428
know what I'm sayin'?[Laughs]
779
00:29:51,503 --> 00:29:53,061
Anyway, we Audi 5000.
780
00:29:53,138 --> 00:29:55,003
- You stay tan, now.- All right, man.
781
00:29:55,073 --> 00:29:56,802
Girl, you comin',you comin'?
782
00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:59,605
I'm right here.I'm behind you.
783
00:29:59,678 --> 00:30:01,669
- Be careful, huh?- Whatever.
784
00:30:01,746 --> 00:30:03,577
Is, uh, bro manfrom around here?
785
00:30:03,648 --> 00:30:04,410
Whoo-hoo!
786
00:30:04,483 --> 00:30:06,110
He's a state senator's son.
787
00:30:06,184 --> 00:30:07,811
Oh.
788
00:30:07,886 --> 00:30:11,549
- [Light classical musicplays]- d La-la la-la la-la la-la d
789
00:30:11,623 --> 00:30:12,885
Hi, Mr. Young.
790
00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:16,086
d La-la la-la la-la la-la d
791
00:30:16,161 --> 00:30:19,028
d La-la la-la laaaaa d
792
00:30:19,097 --> 00:30:20,758
[Horn honks]
793
00:30:20,832 --> 00:30:24,290
d La-la la-la la-la la-la d
794
00:30:24,369 --> 00:30:27,634
d La-la la-la la-la la-la d
795
00:30:27,706 --> 00:30:29,697
d La-la la-la la-la... d
796
00:30:29,774 --> 00:30:31,708
This is perfect.
797
00:30:31,776 --> 00:30:33,073
We like to think of it
798
00:30:33,145 --> 00:30:35,010
as our little pieceof heaven.
799
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,274
[Laughing] Man.
800
00:30:36,348 --> 00:30:39,146
[Growls]
801
00:30:39,217 --> 00:30:41,344
- [Barks]- Hey, hey.What's up with the dog?
802
00:30:41,419 --> 00:30:42,283
[Barks]
803
00:30:42,354 --> 00:30:43,946
Well, that's funny.
804
00:30:44,022 --> 00:30:45,284
Carl likes everybody.
805
00:30:45,357 --> 00:30:47,848
[Laughs] Carl.Hey, uh, good dog, Carl.
806
00:30:47,926 --> 00:30:49,655
Come on, Sarah.
807
00:30:50,562 --> 00:30:51,927
Whoa!
808
00:30:51,997 --> 00:30:53,692
Jason!
809
00:30:53,765 --> 00:30:56,290
How many timeshave I told you to pickthat damn thing up?!
810
00:30:56,368 --> 00:30:58,893
A lot, I think!
811
00:30:58,970 --> 00:31:02,167
Probably... several, maybe.
812
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,207
Tsss.
813
00:31:03,275 --> 00:31:06,073
Come on.
814
00:31:06,144 --> 00:31:07,634
Come on, Carl,let's go find a cat.
815
00:31:09,981 --> 00:31:11,642
Come on, buddy.
816
00:31:13,318 --> 00:31:14,649
[Music swells]
817
00:31:14,719 --> 00:31:19,679
d Ahh ah ahah ah ahh ahh... d
818
00:31:19,758 --> 00:31:22,488
Whoa, nice crib.
819
00:31:22,561 --> 00:31:25,029
- Rosie,is my wife home yet?- She's on the phone,Mr. Young.
820
00:31:25,096 --> 00:31:27,155
We went all outon your behalf.
821
00:31:27,232 --> 00:31:29,757
I hope everythingfits your dietary needs.
822
00:31:31,236 --> 00:31:33,500
[Laughs]
823
00:31:33,572 --> 00:31:35,972
Um, that looks good.Can I try some?
824
00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:37,065
Sure, go ahead.
825
00:31:37,142 --> 00:31:38,700
Oh!
826
00:31:38,777 --> 00:31:40,176
What is that?
827
00:31:40,245 --> 00:31:42,270
Pur�e of parsnipand crookneck squash.
828
00:31:42,347 --> 00:31:44,042
I thoughtit was nacho cheese.
829
00:31:44,115 --> 00:31:46,845
No, sir! Only vegetablesfor the vegetarian.
830
00:31:46,918 --> 00:31:48,180
I'm a vegetarian.
831
00:31:48,253 --> 00:31:49,880
We know, Derek.Don't you worry.
832
00:31:49,955 --> 00:31:52,685
Your secretary faxed usall the specificson your diet,
833
00:31:52,757 --> 00:31:55,055
and we followedthose guidelinesto the "T."
834
00:31:55,126 --> 00:31:57,390
That takes a loadoff my mind.
835
00:31:57,462 --> 00:31:58,952
Don't burn your fingerson that meat there.
836
00:31:59,030 --> 00:32:01,362
I don't knowhow you do it, Derek.
837
00:32:01,433 --> 00:32:03,993
I just don't thinkI could ever say no
838
00:32:04,069 --> 00:32:06,196
to a big, juicycheeseburger.
839
00:32:08,406 --> 00:32:11,807
Just... vegetablesfor me.
840
00:32:11,876 --> 00:32:13,309
Woman; No, no, no, no.
841
00:32:13,378 --> 00:32:16,108
Mommy! Mommy!Mommy! Mommy!
842
00:32:16,181 --> 00:32:17,705
Honey, yes, right here.Uh-huh.
843
00:32:17,782 --> 00:32:20,876
No, well, I feelvery strongly about that.
844
00:32:20,952 --> 00:32:23,045
No, well,I wasn't consulted.
845
00:32:23,121 --> 00:32:24,748
No, I didn't think so.
846
00:32:24,823 --> 00:32:26,688
- Cream sauce.Thank you.- Mommy!
847
00:32:26,758 --> 00:32:27,850
No. Uh-huh.
848
00:32:27,926 --> 00:32:30,895
- Derek, this is my wife.Emily, Derek.- Hi.
849
00:32:30,962 --> 00:32:33,226
Nice to meet you.I'm sorry I didn't meet youat the airport,
850
00:32:33,298 --> 00:32:35,095
but I've just been so busywith the kids and the party.
851
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:37,157
- Mommy!- Uh-huh.
852
00:32:37,235 --> 00:32:40,568
But we just openedthree new yogurt shopsin eastern Pennsylvania.
853
00:32:40,639 --> 00:32:42,334
Yeah, I-I-I told him.
854
00:32:42,407 --> 00:32:44,432
Hold it, hold it.I'm right here.
855
00:32:44,509 --> 00:32:46,409
Hold on!Wait! Wait! Hold on!
856
00:32:46,478 --> 00:32:49,072
Okay, look, I wouldgive you the grand tour,but I can't.
857
00:32:49,147 --> 00:32:50,978
I got to get the kidsready for the party.
858
00:32:51,049 --> 00:32:52,414
But if you'd liketo wash up, you can.
859
00:32:52,484 --> 00:32:54,918
Your room is upstairson the left, second door.
860
00:32:54,986 --> 00:32:56,681
- Welcome aboard.- Nice to meet you.
861
00:32:57,756 --> 00:32:59,314
That was not my decision.
862
00:32:59,391 --> 00:33:01,154
Well, I thoughtI made it pretty clear...
863
00:33:01,226 --> 00:33:03,057
- Ooh!- [Laughs]
864
00:33:03,128 --> 00:33:05,289
[Laughs] Second dooron the left, right?
865
00:33:05,363 --> 00:33:06,796
Good to see you, buddy.
866
00:33:06,865 --> 00:33:09,129
Hey, you forgotyour, uh, bag here.
867
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,531
Oh. Thank you.
868
00:33:10,602 --> 00:33:11,728
[Laughs]
869
00:33:11,803 --> 00:33:14,328
Jordan for two!It's...
870
00:33:14,406 --> 00:33:15,930
not.
871
00:33:16,007 --> 00:33:17,770
[Sighs]
872
00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:20,034
Hey, Dad!
873
00:33:20,111 --> 00:33:21,840
Just a second, son.
874
00:33:21,913 --> 00:33:24,211
But, Dad, I just wantto show you somethingreal quick.
875
00:33:24,282 --> 00:33:26,273
This is Majerle's shotfrom three.
876
00:33:26,351 --> 00:33:28,683
Come on,show me what you got.
877
00:33:28,753 --> 00:33:30,277
All right.
878
00:33:30,355 --> 00:33:31,617
Ugh!
879
00:33:32,557 --> 00:33:33,819
- Oh!- Agh!
880
00:33:33,892 --> 00:33:35,154
[Ball bouncing]
881
00:33:35,226 --> 00:33:37,421
Well, you're gonnahave to work harder, son,
882
00:33:37,495 --> 00:33:39,622
if you want to make itto the big leagues.
883
00:33:39,698 --> 00:33:41,563
[Sighs]
884
00:33:43,435 --> 00:33:45,027
Whoa!
885
00:33:47,072 --> 00:33:50,803
[Singsong voice] I'm home.
886
00:33:51,643 --> 00:33:53,338
Yow! Ha ha!
887
00:33:53,411 --> 00:33:55,242
Wha!
888
00:33:55,313 --> 00:33:57,213
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!Oh, yeah!
889
00:33:57,282 --> 00:33:58,909
And a pillow for me!
890
00:33:58,983 --> 00:34:01,008
d La-la la-la la-lala-la la-la d
891
00:34:01,086 --> 00:34:03,077
I am Pillow Man!Pillow Man to the rescue!
892
00:34:03,154 --> 00:34:04,587
Whoo!
893
00:34:04,656 --> 00:34:06,715
Put the lime in the coconutand mix it all up.
894
00:34:06,791 --> 00:34:09,555
Daddy told meto give these to you.
895
00:34:09,627 --> 00:34:12,152
Well, uh, here you go.
896
00:34:12,764 --> 00:34:15,426
Will you teach meFrench?
897
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,196
- French?- Daddy said you livedin France for a while.
898
00:34:18,269 --> 00:34:19,531
Oh! Oh, yes.
899
00:34:19,604 --> 00:34:21,936
But... but aren't youa little young for French?
900
00:34:22,006 --> 00:34:23,337
I already know some.
901
00:34:23,408 --> 00:34:25,273
Oh, you do, huh?
902
00:34:25,343 --> 00:34:27,903
- Bonjour...that means "hello."- Tell you what...
903
00:34:27,979 --> 00:34:31,380
- Au revoir...that means "goodbye."- You are a French woman.
904
00:34:31,449 --> 00:34:33,417
Comment allez-vous...that means "how are you?"
905
00:34:33,485 --> 00:34:35,953
You know what?That's enough Frenchfor today.
906
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,510
How about if we playa little game?
907
00:34:37,589 --> 00:34:39,284
Tell me what your fathertold you about me.
908
00:34:39,357 --> 00:34:42,258
- He knows you fromsummer camp.- Summer camp?That's right.
909
00:34:42,327 --> 00:34:44,090
You live in Baltimore.
910
00:34:44,162 --> 00:34:47,427
I bet you don't know this one.What do I do for a living?
911
00:34:47,499 --> 00:34:50,229
- You're a verysuccessful doc...- Emily; Sarah,stop bothering Derek!
912
00:34:50,301 --> 00:34:52,599
- Sarah, no.Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.- Coming, Mommy!
913
00:34:52,670 --> 00:34:55,070
Sarah, I need to know...Sarah, no. Sarah.
914
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:57,438
- Hey, buddy.- Hey!
915
00:34:57,509 --> 00:34:59,943
Better get ready.You're gonna wantto dress nice forthe thing tonight.
916
00:35:00,011 --> 00:35:03,071
Oh, yes, the thing!Of course, the... the thing.
917
00:35:03,148 --> 00:35:05,343
[Laughing]Well, I can't wait.
918
00:35:05,417 --> 00:35:07,146
Me neither.
919
00:35:07,218 --> 00:35:08,617
[Laughs]
920
00:35:08,686 --> 00:35:09,948
Ohh!
921
00:35:10,155 --> 00:35:11,645
All right,let's see what we got.
922
00:35:11,723 --> 00:35:13,657
I don't careif it don't look good,
923
00:35:13,725 --> 00:35:15,249
just fit.
924
00:35:17,962 --> 00:35:19,657
GFH?
925
00:35:23,468 --> 00:35:25,561
Groverton Funeral Home?
926
00:35:25,637 --> 00:35:27,730
I'm dead. I'm dead.
927
00:35:27,806 --> 00:35:28,738
Mom!
928
00:35:28,807 --> 00:35:31,469
You are... grounded,young lady.
929
00:35:31,543 --> 00:35:33,443
I want you to stayin your room...
930
00:35:33,511 --> 00:35:34,739
for the... restof the night.
931
00:35:34,813 --> 00:35:37,179
Great.
932
00:35:37,248 --> 00:35:38,579
[Laughs]
933
00:35:38,650 --> 00:35:40,743
[Sighs]
934
00:35:40,819 --> 00:35:42,343
[Grunts] What's up?
935
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:44,752
[Laughing]Get in here.
936
00:35:44,823 --> 00:35:45,847
Hi.
937
00:35:45,924 --> 00:35:49,223
Cool. Let's do this.
938
00:35:49,294 --> 00:35:50,761
Yeah.
939
00:35:50,829 --> 00:35:52,319
[Sighs]
940
00:35:52,397 --> 00:35:54,797
[Laughter,indistinct conversations]
941
00:35:54,866 --> 00:35:57,630
How you doin'? Hi.How you doin'?
942
00:35:57,702 --> 00:35:59,761
Gary; This dog is likea member of the family.
943
00:35:59,838 --> 00:36:01,999
Yes, may I haveone of those big, fat...
944
00:36:02,073 --> 00:36:03,563
There.Yeah, there it is.
945
00:36:03,641 --> 00:36:04,767
Hi.
946
00:36:04,843 --> 00:36:07,141
Oh, hello.
947
00:36:07,245 --> 00:36:09,941
Derek, I want youto meet a friendof mine, Tom Miller.
948
00:36:10,014 --> 00:36:11,174
Hey, what's up?
949
00:36:11,249 --> 00:36:13,308
Is that a burgeryou have behind your back?
950
00:36:13,384 --> 00:36:15,944
Oh, this...
951
00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:20,457
this fatty,high-cholesterol,steroid-injectedpiece of beef?
952
00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:23,392
You know what this doesto somebody's heart?You are poisoningyour guests!
953
00:36:23,461 --> 00:36:24,792
I can't believe you, Gary!
954
00:36:24,863 --> 00:36:26,626
Man, I'm justashamed of you.
955
00:36:26,698 --> 00:36:28,529
We try to buythe best meat.
956
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,158
Look, I'm sorry, man,I'm a vegetarian.
957
00:36:30,235 --> 00:36:32,226
If it was up to me,I'd just knockall this meat off the...
958
00:36:32,303 --> 00:36:34,828
I just get emotional.I'm sorry. I just knowhow dangerous meat can be.
959
00:36:34,906 --> 00:36:36,965
Tom chairsthe chess, bridge,
960
00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:39,976
and, of course, poker nightdown at the club.
961
00:36:40,044 --> 00:36:41,238
[Laughs]
962
00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:42,711
[Laughs]
963
00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:45,180
Oh, what does thatstand for?
964
00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:47,741
Oh, the Gaming Foundationof Harlem.
965
00:36:47,819 --> 00:36:50,481
I've heard of that.It's a charitable organization,isn't it?
966
00:36:50,555 --> 00:36:53,217
- You said it.- [Laughs]He's a nice guy.
967
00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:55,156
Oh, he's the genuinearticle.
968
00:36:55,226 --> 00:36:56,250
What does that stand for?
969
00:36:56,327 --> 00:36:57,851
My great-grandfather...
970
00:36:57,929 --> 00:37:00,659
General, uh, Fran�oisHeimlich Maneuver,
971
00:37:00,732 --> 00:37:02,723
- World War I and II.- Good guy.
972
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,997
- What does it stand for?- Gemstones, furs,and haberdasheries.
973
00:37:06,070 --> 00:37:07,697
Graduated,full honors, Oxford.
974
00:37:07,772 --> 00:37:09,433
But I guess you wouldn'tknow about that.
975
00:37:09,507 --> 00:37:11,532
- I went to Harvard.- Yeah, right,Harvard Street.
976
00:37:11,609 --> 00:37:13,668
Oh, it's a gospel groupI was with...
977
00:37:13,745 --> 00:37:16,236
- Godliness, Faithful,and Honest.- Ah, amen.
978
00:37:16,314 --> 00:37:19,044
Geeks For Hire...it's a temporary service.You'd fit in.You ought to call us.
979
00:37:19,117 --> 00:37:21,847
Gas From Humans.Girls From The 'Hood.G- Strings For The Huge.
980
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,514
- Got To Feed The Hungry.Girls Feedin' The Homeys.- Is that a joke?
981
00:37:24,589 --> 00:37:27,183
d Godliness, Faithful,and Honest, ah ha! d
982
00:37:27,258 --> 00:37:28,225
- Ah!- Ah!
983
00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:30,227
Good, fine, and healthy,and, baby, you it.
984
00:37:30,295 --> 00:37:32,388
- Bam! You knowwhat I'm saying?- Hmm!
985
00:37:32,463 --> 00:37:34,124
Derek!
986
00:37:34,198 --> 00:37:36,689
Ronald Timmerman.It's great to know you.
987
00:37:36,768 --> 00:37:38,895
I hear you'reone of the top guys.
988
00:37:38,970 --> 00:37:40,528
Well, you know,I just do what I do.
989
00:37:40,605 --> 00:37:42,573
[Laughs] I'm sureyou must've heard of me.
990
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,505
You know, we havea lot of mutual friends.
991
00:37:44,576 --> 00:37:45,975
I don't think so.
992
00:37:46,044 --> 00:37:47,636
Timmerman,Ronald Timmerman...
993
00:37:47,712 --> 00:37:49,145
Penn State, Hopkins.
994
00:37:49,213 --> 00:37:52,046
I had two papers publishedin the journal last year.
995
00:37:52,116 --> 00:37:54,448
Oh, Ron Timmerman.I thought you said Rob.
996
00:37:54,519 --> 00:37:56,578
Ron! Ron's like Rob,Rob's like Ron.
997
00:37:56,654 --> 00:37:59,714
- Stuffed mushroom?- Oh, gee, can't you seeI'm in training?
998
00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:02,259
I'm a runner.I'm top seed inthe Sewickley 5K.
999
00:38:02,327 --> 00:38:04,158
- Derek...having a good time?- Hey.
1000
00:38:04,228 --> 00:38:05,593
[Laughing]Hold on.
1001
00:38:05,663 --> 00:38:07,995
Jerry Jordan,the J-Man!
1002
00:38:08,066 --> 00:38:11,968
Hey, hey, Gary tells meyou're the bestin your field.
1003
00:38:12,036 --> 00:38:13,162
Janey. Janey.
1004
00:38:13,237 --> 00:38:14,932
I want you to lookat my wife, huh?
1005
00:38:15,006 --> 00:38:16,769
Hey, hey. Huh?
1006
00:38:16,841 --> 00:38:18,672
Well, D-Man,what do you think?
1007
00:38:18,743 --> 00:38:20,574
You're a lucky man.
1008
00:38:20,645 --> 00:38:22,772
So, does that mean you cando something for her?
1009
00:38:22,847 --> 00:38:25,338
Whoa! Oh, I...Ohh. I...
1010
00:38:25,416 --> 00:38:27,611
I'm not asking youto do it for free.
1011
00:38:27,685 --> 00:38:29,084
- I'd... I'd pay you.- You couldn't pay me.
1012
00:38:29,153 --> 00:38:30,085
I insist.
1013
00:38:30,154 --> 00:38:31,246
You see the sizeof that moth?
1014
00:38:31,322 --> 00:38:32,448
It's gonna getin somebody's hair.
1015
00:38:32,523 --> 00:38:33,615
I've got to get it.
1016
00:38:33,691 --> 00:38:35,124
Woman;I want to show you my...
1017
00:38:35,193 --> 00:38:36,160
[Laughing]
1018
00:38:36,227 --> 00:38:37,626
That guy's a hoot.
1019
00:38:37,695 --> 00:38:39,686
You told me he wasa stuffed-shirtconservative.
1020
00:38:39,764 --> 00:38:41,288
- Not since the accident.- Hmm?
1021
00:38:41,366 --> 00:38:42,833
The accident?
1022
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,663
There's a lot youshould know about Derek.[Sighs]
1023
00:38:44,736 --> 00:38:47,068
Come on. Let's getsome food. I'll tellyou all about it.
1024
00:38:47,138 --> 00:38:48,935
Did you go to summer campwhen you were a kid?
1025
00:38:49,007 --> 00:38:50,702
Oh. [Chuckles]Oh, yes, indeed.
1026
00:38:50,775 --> 00:38:53,005
We went to Camp Mapleridge.
1027
00:38:53,077 --> 00:38:54,806
Same cabin both years.
1028
00:38:54,879 --> 00:38:55,971
- Legendary Cabin 6.- What are you doing?
1029
00:38:56,047 --> 00:38:57,810
- It was ona beautiful lake.- Huh!
1030
00:38:57,882 --> 00:38:59,850
Caba... Caba...Cabaclou...
1031
00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:00,941
- some Indian name.- Hamburger, sir?
1032
00:39:01,019 --> 00:39:02,884
Act like you're talkingto me.
1033
00:39:02,954 --> 00:39:05,388
Derek, uh, taught mehow to play spin the bottle.
1034
00:39:05,456 --> 00:39:07,617
Not with the two of us,you know... with the girls.
1035
00:39:07,692 --> 00:39:09,182
- Hi. Michelle Castel.- Hey.
1036
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:11,728
I teach Frenchat the high school.
1037
00:39:11,796 --> 00:39:13,491
I understandyou're fluent.
1038
00:39:13,564 --> 00:39:16,226
- Bonjour, bonjour.[Translation] Kiss me.- Bonjour.
1039
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:18,234
Whatever Derekput his mind to,
1040
00:39:18,302 --> 00:39:20,361
- he always managedto pull it off.- Mona Lisa. Mona Lisa.
1041
00:39:20,438 --> 00:39:21,837
[Translation]But in wonder...
1042
00:39:21,906 --> 00:39:23,498
d Michelle, my belle d
1043
00:39:23,574 --> 00:39:24,506
Ah...
1044
00:39:24,575 --> 00:39:25,701
[Singing indistinctly]
1045
00:39:25,777 --> 00:39:26,903
That's why I wasn'ttoo surprised
1046
00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:28,468
when I found outhe was a D.D.S.
1047
00:39:28,546 --> 00:39:29,740
A D.D. S?
1048
00:39:29,814 --> 00:39:32,078
A dentist.
1049
00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:33,515
Did I use the termimproperly?
1050
00:39:33,584 --> 00:39:35,245
No! I am a dentist!
1051
00:39:35,319 --> 00:39:37,184
It's just you don't useD.D.S. Once you graduate.
1052
00:39:37,255 --> 00:39:40,247
I'm a dentist,not... not D.D.S.!I am den...
1053
00:39:40,324 --> 00:39:42,383
Give me some!I'm a dentist!I am a dentist!
1054
00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:44,724
- Yes?- I couldn't be prouder!If you can't hear me,
1055
00:39:44,796 --> 00:39:46,263
I'll yell a little louder!
1056
00:39:46,330 --> 00:39:47,763
I am a dentist!I love...
1057
00:39:47,832 --> 00:39:50,494
Well, it's always niceto see someone who trulyenjoys his work.
1058
00:39:50,568 --> 00:39:52,001
[Laughing] Yes.
1059
00:39:52,070 --> 00:39:53,662
Oh, sorry. I-I seeall these beautiful smiles.
1060
00:39:53,738 --> 00:39:55,569
I'm a dentist.I just get excited.
1061
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,664
L- I love my job.
1062
00:39:56,741 --> 00:39:58,265
- [Machine clunking]- [Grunting]
1063
00:39:58,342 --> 00:40:00,139
How you doing?
1064
00:40:00,211 --> 00:40:01,143
Hmm.
1065
00:40:01,212 --> 00:40:02,201
Look, hey, look...
1066
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,645
I'm sorry if I insulted youearlier.
1067
00:40:03,715 --> 00:40:05,615
I just got so excited.You're so refined.Can I do this for you?
1068
00:40:05,683 --> 00:40:06,615
Go ahead.
1069
00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:08,117
Thank you.
1070
00:40:08,186 --> 00:40:11,246
You know, I worked my waythrough dental school...doing this.
1071
00:40:11,322 --> 00:40:13,256
- Mm-hmm.- Uh! Uh!
1072
00:40:13,324 --> 00:40:14,382
Whoa!
1073
00:40:14,459 --> 00:40:16,086
[Gasping]
1074
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,128
[Crowd murmuring]
1075
00:40:18,196 --> 00:40:19,629
Mn-mnh.
1076
00:40:19,697 --> 00:40:20,686
[Machine gurgling]
1077
00:40:20,765 --> 00:40:21,732
[Shudders]
1078
00:40:21,799 --> 00:40:23,198
Sorry.
1079
00:40:23,267 --> 00:40:24,199
Mmnnnh!
1080
00:40:24,268 --> 00:40:25,496
Need some help over here.
1081
00:40:25,570 --> 00:40:26,969
Anybody got a hose?!
1082
00:40:27,038 --> 00:40:29,598
And now for the thingwe've all been waiting for...
1083
00:40:29,674 --> 00:40:31,767
my good friend Derek,oenophile extraordinaire,
1084
00:40:31,843 --> 00:40:33,936
will introduce us to someof my favorite wines.
1085
00:40:34,011 --> 00:40:35,137
We have a great selection.
1086
00:40:35,213 --> 00:40:36,271
The waiterswill be serving you,
1087
00:40:36,347 --> 00:40:38,406
but first, Derek,your comments.
1088
00:40:41,886 --> 00:40:43,251
Whoo!
1089
00:40:43,321 --> 00:40:45,516
Thank you, Gary.Thank you.
1090
00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:47,785
Well, like Gary said,
1091
00:40:47,859 --> 00:40:49,827
we have some dark winesand some light wines
1092
00:40:49,894 --> 00:40:51,259
for dark and light people.
1093
00:40:51,329 --> 00:40:52,261
I'm not kidding.
1094
00:40:52,330 --> 00:40:53,888
[Chuckling]
1095
00:40:53,965 --> 00:40:56,160
This one here is, uh,Chat-ie Laugh-it.
1096
00:40:56,234 --> 00:40:57,428
[Laughter]
1097
00:40:57,502 --> 00:40:58,833
This is a happy wine.
1098
00:40:58,903 --> 00:41:00,336
No senseholding the party up.
1099
00:41:00,371 --> 00:41:02,566
Why don't we just pass this'round and drink up?
1100
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,006
Don't you smell the cork?
1101
00:41:05,076 --> 00:41:07,169
Swirl it around the glass?
1102
00:41:07,245 --> 00:41:08,303
What about the nose?
1103
00:41:08,379 --> 00:41:09,403
What about the booty?
1104
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,572
[Laughter]
1105
00:41:10,648 --> 00:41:11,979
You want the cork?Here you go.
1106
00:41:12,049 --> 00:41:13,516
Besides, uh,who are you
1107
00:41:13,584 --> 00:41:16,747
to tell me,xylophone extraordinaire,
1108
00:41:16,821 --> 00:41:17,753
how to taste wine?
1109
00:41:17,822 --> 00:41:19,449
Vincent Montgomery,
1110
00:41:19,524 --> 00:41:22,789
wine critic forthe Sewickley Register.
1111
00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:24,293
[Crowd gasping and murmuring]
1112
00:41:24,362 --> 00:41:25,659
May I?
1113
00:41:25,730 --> 00:41:26,697
Yes, you may.
1114
00:41:26,764 --> 00:41:29,858
[Sniffs deeply]
1115
00:41:29,934 --> 00:41:31,196
[Soft music plays]
1116
00:41:31,269 --> 00:41:32,463
Ahhh.
1117
00:41:32,537 --> 00:41:34,232
Please.
1118
00:41:34,305 --> 00:41:35,329
Thank you.
1119
00:41:40,211 --> 00:41:44,147
[Sniffs deeply]
1120
00:41:44,215 --> 00:41:46,149
[Breath quivers]
1121
00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:47,479
[Crowd murmurs softly]
1122
00:41:48,986 --> 00:41:54,049
[Slurping]
1123
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:57,720
[Swishing]
1124
00:41:57,795 --> 00:42:00,195
[Gargling]
1125
00:42:00,264 --> 00:42:02,562
[Swallows]
1126
00:42:02,633 --> 00:42:03,793
Huh.
1127
00:42:05,203 --> 00:42:06,670
[Crowd murmurs]
1128
00:42:06,737 --> 00:42:13,768
I like my wine bright,rich, mature, developed...
1129
00:42:13,845 --> 00:42:19,340
seductive, with nice legsand a prolonged... finish.
1130
00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:21,476
Well, sounds likeyou need a woman.
1131
00:42:21,552 --> 00:42:22,576
[Laughter]
1132
00:42:23,821 --> 00:42:25,846
Some folks drink wine,some people date.
1133
00:42:25,923 --> 00:42:28,687
- [Laughter]- Okay, hand me that bottle.
1134
00:42:28,759 --> 00:42:30,727
- Mmm.- Folks, drink up, drink up.This is a party.
1135
00:42:30,795 --> 00:42:32,820
Here you go.Matter of fact,
1136
00:42:32,897 --> 00:42:34,524
why don't you drink itright out the bottle, man?
1137
00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:36,692
That's the way.You want your partystarted right?
1138
00:42:36,767 --> 00:42:38,530
- Would you all like...Here. Here you go.- Yeah!- Yeah!
1139
00:42:38,603 --> 00:42:40,503
Out the bottle, man.You can do it.
1140
00:42:40,571 --> 00:42:42,095
Go! Go! Go!
1141
00:42:42,173 --> 00:42:45,574
All: Go! Go! Go! Go!Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
1142
00:42:45,643 --> 00:42:47,235
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
1143
00:42:47,345 --> 00:42:48,607
[All cheering]
1144
00:42:48,679 --> 00:42:50,874
Yeah! That's whatI'm talking about!
1145
00:42:50,948 --> 00:42:52,575
Now, this is a party, people!
1146
00:42:52,650 --> 00:42:54,083
Drink up! Drink up!
1147
00:42:54,151 --> 00:42:55,880
[The Commodores' "Brick House"plays]
1148
00:42:55,953 --> 00:42:57,944
- Whoo!- [Indistinct conversations]
1149
00:42:59,857 --> 00:43:02,417
[Corks popping]
1150
00:43:02,493 --> 00:43:03,517
Huh-huh, oh.
1151
00:43:03,594 --> 00:43:05,221
- [Laughs]- Oo-ooo-ooo!
1152
00:43:05,296 --> 00:43:06,285
d She's a brick... d
1153
00:43:06,364 --> 00:43:07,353
- Whoo!- Hubba-hubba.
1154
00:43:07,431 --> 00:43:08,591
Hey, ho, I'm here.
1155
00:43:08,666 --> 00:43:10,463
- [Popping]- Party in the crib!
1156
00:43:10,534 --> 00:43:12,468
- d She's mighty, mighty d
- [Laughs]
1157
00:43:12,536 --> 00:43:14,595
[Laughter]
1158
00:43:14,672 --> 00:43:16,697
d She's a brick... d
1159
00:43:16,774 --> 00:43:18,366
I love you.
1160
00:43:18,442 --> 00:43:19,374
I love you!
1161
00:43:19,443 --> 00:43:20,705
[Laughter]
1162
00:43:20,778 --> 00:43:22,109
I love you!
1163
00:43:22,179 --> 00:43:23,771
d... the story goes d
1164
00:43:23,848 --> 00:43:28,114
- d She knowsshe's got everything d
- [Groans]
1165
00:43:28,185 --> 00:43:31,677
All; d That a woman needsto get a man d
1166
00:43:31,756 --> 00:43:33,053
d How, how, how d
1167
00:43:33,124 --> 00:43:36,423
d The things she use d
1168
00:43:36,494 --> 00:43:39,054
d 36-24-36 d
1169
00:43:39,130 --> 00:43:40,961
d Oh, what a winnin' hand d
1170
00:43:41,032 --> 00:43:45,662
d 'Cause she's a brick house d
1171
00:43:45,736 --> 00:43:49,467
d She's mighty, mighty,just lettin' it all hang out d
1172
00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:54,068
- d She's a brick house d- d Bri-i-i-i-ck hou-u-u-se d
1173
00:43:54,145 --> 00:43:57,114
d That lady's stacked,that's a fact d
1174
00:43:57,181 --> 00:43:58,614
d Ain't holdin' nothin' back d
1175
00:43:58,683 --> 00:44:00,810
- d She's a brick d- d House d
1176
00:44:00,885 --> 00:44:02,409
d House d
1177
00:44:02,486 --> 00:44:05,353
- d Yeah, she's the one,the only one d- Pow!
1178
00:44:05,423 --> 00:44:07,448
d Built like a Amazon d
1179
00:44:07,525 --> 00:44:11,621
d Yeah, she's a brick house d
1180
00:44:11,696 --> 00:44:14,221
[Indistinct shouting]
1181
00:44:14,298 --> 00:44:16,823
[Snorts]
1182
00:44:26,944 --> 00:44:28,377
[Hard-rock music plays loudly]
1183
00:44:28,446 --> 00:44:30,038
d Take your parents,kill your parents d
1184
00:44:30,114 --> 00:44:31,308
d Kill them, kill them all d
1185
00:44:31,382 --> 00:44:33,577
[Music continues indistinctly]
1186
00:44:35,553 --> 00:44:38,215
d Kill your parents,kill your parents d
1187
00:44:38,289 --> 00:44:39,779
d Kill your parents d
1188
00:44:39,857 --> 00:44:43,088
My daughter is gettingweirder and weirder.
1189
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,457
Oh, she'll grow out of it.
1190
00:44:44,528 --> 00:44:47,053
[Computer keys clacking]
1191
00:44:50,968 --> 00:44:54,563
Emily, don't you seewhat's happening here?
1192
00:44:54,638 --> 00:44:57,971
You gotta spend more timewith the girls.
1193
00:44:58,042 --> 00:44:59,009
Mm-hmm.
1194
00:44:59,076 --> 00:45:00,304
More time with them,
1195
00:45:00,344 --> 00:45:03,677
less time withEmily's Yogurt Madness.
1196
00:45:03,748 --> 00:45:05,045
Mm-hmm.
1197
00:45:05,116 --> 00:45:06,913
This a questionof priorities, honey.
1198
00:45:06,984 --> 00:45:08,212
That's not fair.
1199
00:45:08,285 --> 00:45:10,480
At least Derek hasn't letsuccess change him.
1200
00:45:10,554 --> 00:45:12,579
He still acts like he didwhen he was 12.
1201
00:45:12,656 --> 00:45:14,590
I mean, talking tohim, you'd never knowhe was a dentist.
1202
00:45:14,658 --> 00:45:16,091
You'd never knowhe was anything.
1203
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,185
He didn't say a thingabout work all night.
1204
00:45:18,262 --> 00:45:20,253
- Well, that's becausehe's secure.- [Yawns]
1205
00:45:20,331 --> 00:45:21,355
What's that supposedto mean?
1206
00:45:21,432 --> 00:45:22,490
Mm-hmm.
1207
00:45:22,566 --> 00:45:24,033
You know, what you saidabout being secure.
1208
00:45:24,101 --> 00:45:26,228
You said, "He's secure."What's that supposedto mean?
1209
00:45:26,303 --> 00:45:28,703
Oh.
1210
00:45:28,773 --> 00:45:31,833
W... n... well, I just meant,when I first met him,
1211
00:45:31,909 --> 00:45:34,935
I said, "This is a guywho knows who he is."
1212
00:45:35,012 --> 00:45:37,606
He's...comfortable with it.
1213
00:45:37,681 --> 00:45:39,581
[Scoffs]
1214
00:45:39,650 --> 00:45:41,743
Hmm. Comfortable.
1215
00:45:41,819 --> 00:45:43,309
[Chuckles softly]
1216
00:45:47,992 --> 00:45:49,220
Who's insecure?
1217
00:45:49,293 --> 00:45:50,453
Huh?
1218
00:45:50,528 --> 00:45:52,325
Well, you said,"He's secure."
1219
00:45:52,396 --> 00:45:54,023
The implicationis that someone'sinsecure. Who's that?
1220
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,491
- Who is he?- [Laughs]
1221
00:45:58,569 --> 00:46:00,730
Look, I don't wantto argue with you. I...
1222
00:46:00,805 --> 00:46:03,035
Just who's insecure?
1223
00:46:03,107 --> 00:46:04,631
You said, "He's secure."
1224
00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:06,471
- Yes, he is.I said that he was.- N-N...
1225
00:46:06,544 --> 00:46:09,570
- I don't...- That's all right.That's all right.
1226
00:46:09,647 --> 00:46:11,376
Thanks so much.
1227
00:46:11,449 --> 00:46:12,916
[Chuckles]
1228
00:46:12,983 --> 00:46:14,610
Are we having an argument?
1229
00:46:14,685 --> 00:46:17,848
[Whirring]
1230
00:46:17,922 --> 00:46:20,584
You sure you knowwhat a Harley looks like?
1231
00:46:20,658 --> 00:46:22,421
It better not look likeno Honda.
1232
00:46:22,493 --> 00:46:25,656
[Bells jingle]
1233
00:46:25,729 --> 00:46:27,128
Uhh!
1234
00:46:27,198 --> 00:46:29,462
Uh, just take a seat.Read a magazineor something.
1235
00:46:29,533 --> 00:46:31,091
- Buddy.- I'll be with youin a minute.
1236
00:46:31,168 --> 00:46:33,966
- Wait your turnlike everybody else!- [Whirring]
1237
00:46:34,038 --> 00:46:35,005
[Chuckling]
1238
00:46:35,072 --> 00:46:36,801
Uhh!
1239
00:46:36,874 --> 00:46:39,434
Next. We seem to havean opening.
1240
00:46:39,510 --> 00:46:40,738
Where's Franklin?
1241
00:46:40,811 --> 00:46:42,142
- Who?- Kevin Franklin.
1242
00:46:42,213 --> 00:46:43,202
- [Telephone ringing]- Franklin!
1243
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,180
He used your nameas a referenceon his loan request.
1244
00:46:45,249 --> 00:46:47,114
I don't know no Franklin.L- I mean...
1245
00:46:47,184 --> 00:46:49,311
your phone's ringing.You don't answer your phonewhen it rings?
1246
00:46:49,386 --> 00:46:50,580
You may want to answer it.
1247
00:46:50,654 --> 00:46:52,986
- Answer it!- What?!
1248
00:46:53,057 --> 00:46:54,319
Where you been, man?The phone been ringingoff the hook forever.
1249
00:46:54,391 --> 00:46:57,121
- Thank God it's you,uh... Mother.- Oh.
1250
00:46:57,194 --> 00:46:59,355
- Man, are you tripping?- She's telling meabout her trip to Florida.
1251
00:46:59,430 --> 00:47:00,988
Oh, well, that's nice.Tell her to hurry up.
1252
00:47:01,065 --> 00:47:02,157
I'm staying with some familyout here...
1253
00:47:02,233 --> 00:47:03,825
- Uh-huh.- They think I'm a dentist.
1254
00:47:03,901 --> 00:47:05,528
I need you to come outand get me right now, man.
1255
00:47:05,603 --> 00:47:07,571
No! No, no.
1256
00:47:07,638 --> 00:47:10,334
Mom, uh, I will not comeand get you,
1257
00:47:10,407 --> 00:47:12,034
no matter how muchI'd like to
1258
00:47:12,109 --> 00:47:15,374
because I have twovery angry Italiancustomers right here
1259
00:47:15,446 --> 00:47:16,538
and they aredemanding service.
1260
00:47:16,614 --> 00:47:17,546
Pauly; That's right.Let's go.
1261
00:47:17,615 --> 00:47:18,673
What? They're there.
1262
00:47:18,749 --> 00:47:20,478
Maybe you better juststay put, Mom.
1263
00:47:20,551 --> 00:47:22,212
What am I gonna do?
1264
00:47:22,286 --> 00:47:23,810
Be a good houseguest, Mom,you know.
1265
00:47:23,888 --> 00:47:25,788
If the folks ask you to dosomething, just say,
1266
00:47:25,856 --> 00:47:27,289
"Yes, no problem, sure,"you know?
1267
00:47:27,358 --> 00:47:28,791
And maybe they'll like youand let you stay.
1268
00:47:28,859 --> 00:47:30,952
- Come on!- Yes. No problem. Sure.
1269
00:47:31,028 --> 00:47:32,393
- Man!- I gotta go.
1270
00:47:32,463 --> 00:47:34,488
Um, I love you, son.
1271
00:47:34,565 --> 00:47:36,533
- Pauly.- Mama, Mama-san.
1272
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,158
Mama-san.She's half-Japanese.
1273
00:47:38,235 --> 00:47:40,669
- Franklin, is this you?- Is it him?
1274
00:47:40,738 --> 00:47:42,228
[Female voice] Who is this?
1275
00:47:42,306 --> 00:47:43,568
L- I'm... I'm sorry,lady.
1276
00:47:43,641 --> 00:47:45,074
I tell you, I just needsome bo x of Depends.
1277
00:47:45,142 --> 00:47:46,404
- It ain't easywhen you sit up here,- Lady!
1278
00:47:46,477 --> 00:47:47,466
And you use the bathroomon yourself.
1279
00:47:47,545 --> 00:47:49,206
I'm sorry, lady.
1280
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,680
Look... oh, I done usedthe bathroom on myself!
1281
00:47:51,749 --> 00:47:53,740
- I'm sorry, lady!- [Receiver slams down]
1282
00:47:53,817 --> 00:47:56,308
You better tell uswhere Franklin is
1283
00:47:56,387 --> 00:47:57,684
- or we're gonna be pissed.- Pissed!
1284
00:47:57,755 --> 00:47:59,450
Ain't nothing you can door say to me
1285
00:47:59,523 --> 00:48:00,717
that'll make me give inmy brother to you.
1286
00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:01,723
[Guns cocking]
1287
00:48:01,792 --> 00:48:03,054
He's in Sewickley
1288
00:48:03,127 --> 00:48:05,061
staying with some folkshe don't even know.
1289
00:48:05,129 --> 00:48:06,824
He-he's their houseguest.
1290
00:48:06,897 --> 00:48:08,660
[Normal voice]Larry's my main man.He ain't gonna give me up.
1291
00:48:08,732 --> 00:48:09,664
We like this.
1292
00:48:09,733 --> 00:48:12,224
I'm safe.
1293
00:48:12,303 --> 00:48:13,429
[Birds chirping]
1294
00:48:15,072 --> 00:48:17,131
Oh, man. He's weak.[Panting]
1295
00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:18,971
He's neurotic.He gave me up.
1296
00:48:19,043 --> 00:48:20,010
He gave me up.
1297
00:48:20,077 --> 00:48:21,169
I gotta get outta here.
1298
00:48:21,245 --> 00:48:22,542
Uh! Ooh!
1299
00:48:24,715 --> 00:48:27,183
Ow! Ow! Ow!Oh! Oh! Oh!
1300
00:48:28,185 --> 00:48:29,914
- Sorry, Carl!- [Carl whimpering]
1301
00:48:29,987 --> 00:48:31,579
- Hey, buddy?- Huh?
1302
00:48:31,655 --> 00:48:34,123
Come on. Your breakfastof champions awaits you.
1303
00:48:34,191 --> 00:48:35,123
I was just...
1304
00:48:35,192 --> 00:48:36,682
- Good morning, Derek.- Come on.
1305
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,354
Muesli, soy milk,papaya slices.
1306
00:48:39,430 --> 00:48:42,593
[Chuckling] I don't knowhow you do it.
1307
00:48:42,666 --> 00:48:44,065
Me neither.
1308
00:48:44,134 --> 00:48:46,193
Well, you do it,and that's commendable.
1309
00:48:46,270 --> 00:48:48,204
Well, kids, you're lookingat a free man.
1310
00:48:48,272 --> 00:48:50,297
I've cleared the decksat the office for three days.
1311
00:48:50,374 --> 00:48:52,433
Even Derekcleared his schedule.
1312
00:48:52,509 --> 00:48:54,443
Wish your mothercould do the same.
1313
00:48:54,511 --> 00:48:56,911
I'm busy all weekend...Steve and I are doinggrave rubbings
1314
00:48:56,981 --> 00:48:58,209
at the oldabandoned cemetery.
1315
00:48:58,282 --> 00:48:59,806
Aw, honey,you can do that anytime.
1316
00:48:59,883 --> 00:49:00,941
Dad...
1317
00:49:01,018 --> 00:49:02,713
it's Memorial Day.
1318
00:49:02,786 --> 00:49:05,277
- We're doing thisas a memorial tribute- [Coughing]
1319
00:49:05,356 --> 00:49:07,756
To all the great poetswho gave so much to us
1320
00:49:07,825 --> 00:49:09,417
at the expenseof their own lives...
1321
00:49:09,493 --> 00:49:12,394
- like Edgar Allan Poe,Virginia Woolf,- [Slurping]
1322
00:49:12,463 --> 00:49:13,987
Like Sylvia Plath.
1323
00:49:14,064 --> 00:49:16,589
I don't think itwould kill us tospend some together,
1324
00:49:16,667 --> 00:49:18,100
like families do.
1325
00:49:18,168 --> 00:49:19,999
- Don't you agree, Derek?- Mm.
1326
00:49:20,904 --> 00:49:21,962
[Slurping]
1327
00:49:22,039 --> 00:49:24,735
Um... [Squeals]
1328
00:49:25,409 --> 00:49:27,468
[Squeals] I...
1329
00:49:27,544 --> 00:49:30,445
[Talking with mouth full]I think that family togethernessis very important.
1330
00:49:30,514 --> 00:49:31,913
This isn't fair.
1331
00:49:31,982 --> 00:49:34,109
You're all gangingup against me.You always do this!
1332
00:49:34,184 --> 00:49:35,481
Why can't youjust be normal?!
1333
00:49:35,552 --> 00:49:37,349
I can't stand them.I hate them.
1334
00:49:37,421 --> 00:49:39,013
But then again...
1335
00:49:39,089 --> 00:49:40,989
Derek, I'm sorry you had tobear witness to this.
1336
00:49:41,058 --> 00:49:43,526
Look, everybody,
1337
00:49:43,594 --> 00:49:45,755
we can all do whateverwe want today,
1338
00:49:45,829 --> 00:49:47,694
but tomorrowit's family solidarity day,
1339
00:49:47,765 --> 00:49:49,790
and we're all spending itwith our best buddy Derek.
1340
00:49:49,867 --> 00:49:52,427
- [Gasps]- [Silverware clanks]
1341
00:49:52,503 --> 00:49:53,993
This is the best breakfast,
1342
00:49:54,071 --> 00:49:55,800
but, you know, you can havetoo much of a good thing,
1343
00:49:55,873 --> 00:49:56,862
so I've got to run.
1344
00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:58,532
Hey,speaking of which...
1345
00:49:58,609 --> 00:50:00,474
Jason...
1346
00:50:00,544 --> 00:50:02,444
We have a little presentfor you.
1347
00:50:02,513 --> 00:50:04,640
- Here you go, Dad.- To our good buddy,Derek, hope you enjoy them.
1348
00:50:04,715 --> 00:50:06,444
[Wrapping paper crinkling]
1349
00:50:06,517 --> 00:50:07,643
[Wrapping paper ripping]
1350
00:50:07,718 --> 00:50:09,208
Thanks.
1351
00:50:11,922 --> 00:50:14,652
Whoa.These are nice.
1352
00:50:14,725 --> 00:50:16,716
Man.
1353
00:50:16,794 --> 00:50:19,024
How'd you know my size?
1354
00:50:19,096 --> 00:50:21,223
Eyeballed those dogs of yoursat the airport.
1355
00:50:21,298 --> 00:50:23,994
- Put myself throughlaw school selling shoes.- Jason, eat that.
1356
00:50:24,068 --> 00:50:26,161
13E from the momentI spotted you.
1357
00:50:26,236 --> 00:50:28,466
- [Laughs] Yeah.- Well, lace 'em up, Derek.
1358
00:50:28,539 --> 00:50:31,007
I already signed you upfor the Memorial Day 5K.
1359
00:50:31,075 --> 00:50:32,201
It's to raise moneyfor Sarah's school.
1360
00:50:32,276 --> 00:50:33,538
Please, please, Derek.
1361
00:50:33,610 --> 00:50:34,941
Please.
1362
00:50:35,012 --> 00:50:36,639
Yeah. No problem. Sure.L- I mean, if I'm still here.
1363
00:50:36,714 --> 00:50:38,238
What do you mean?It's tomorrow.
1364
00:50:38,315 --> 00:50:40,249
There you go.I'm there.
1365
00:50:40,317 --> 00:50:42,717
- Derek was the bestathlete at camp.- What was your best sport?
1366
00:50:42,786 --> 00:50:45,220
Well, really, I didn't havea best sport.
1367
00:50:45,289 --> 00:50:47,519
This guy was theMichael Jordan at camptwo summers in a row.
1368
00:50:47,591 --> 00:50:49,684
- Ooohhh.- B-ball? Really?
1369
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,092
- Could you teach mesome moves later?- Come on,Derek's on vacation.
1370
00:50:52,162 --> 00:50:54,892
Go for your run,and then we'll head overto the country club.
1371
00:50:54,965 --> 00:50:57,024
- The country club.- You can show methat famous golf swing.
1372
00:50:57,101 --> 00:50:58,261
[Laughing]
1373
00:50:58,335 --> 00:51:00,565
I can't wait.L- I really have to run.
1374
00:51:00,637 --> 00:51:04,505
Gary, I can't believeyou set me up like that!
1375
00:51:04,575 --> 00:51:05,906
[Arguing continues]
1376
00:51:05,976 --> 00:51:07,568
[Sighs] I can't do thisto these people.
1377
00:51:07,644 --> 00:51:09,271
- The children are here.- I'm sorry about this.
1378
00:51:09,346 --> 00:51:11,109
And you are Mr. Good Guy...
1379
00:51:11,181 --> 00:51:13,081
d La la la-la-la la d
1380
00:51:13,150 --> 00:51:14,174
Uh...
1381
00:51:14,251 --> 00:51:15,741
- Hmm?- I just want to say...
1382
00:51:15,819 --> 00:51:18,754
thank you...for your hospitality,
1383
00:51:18,822 --> 00:51:19,914
and, um, I'm sorry
1384
00:51:19,990 --> 00:51:22,288
if I've been any kindof inconvenience.
1385
00:51:22,359 --> 00:51:24,452
Hey, we're gladto have you.
1386
00:51:24,528 --> 00:51:27,691
Derek, we think you've beenthe perfect guest.
1387
00:51:27,765 --> 00:51:32,327
Didn't mean to interrupta family...
1388
00:51:32,403 --> 00:51:34,268
[Sighs deeply]
1389
00:51:36,540 --> 00:51:38,201
Whoa! Whoa!
1390
00:51:43,447 --> 00:51:44,937
[Gate squeaks]
1391
00:51:45,015 --> 00:51:47,074
Hey, Carl. What's up?
1392
00:51:47,151 --> 00:51:48,311
- You know we're brothers.You know that.- [Growls]
1393
00:51:48,385 --> 00:51:50,285
I don't know if you know that,but you're my main man!
1394
00:51:50,354 --> 00:51:52,151
- [Carl barking]- Come on!
1395
00:51:52,222 --> 00:51:53,211
Come on, Carl!
1396
00:51:53,290 --> 00:51:56,259
Come on! Stop!No! Stay!
1397
00:51:56,326 --> 00:51:57,953
Good... good dog, Carl.Good dog.
1398
00:51:58,028 --> 00:51:59,620
[Whimpers]
1399
00:51:59,696 --> 00:52:01,561
- Good day.- Good morning.
1400
00:52:01,632 --> 00:52:03,429
Good morning.How are you?
1401
00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:07,834
[Choir singing]
1402
00:52:07,905 --> 00:52:11,966
d You deserve a break today d
1403
00:52:12,042 --> 00:52:16,843
d So get up and get away d
1404
00:52:16,914 --> 00:52:21,078
d Ooooohhh d
1405
00:52:21,151 --> 00:52:22,743
[High-pitched voice]Hi, there. May I takeyour order, please?
1406
00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:24,287
[High-pitched voice]Yes, you may.
1407
00:52:24,354 --> 00:52:26,083
[Normal voice] Uh,give a Big Mac,Quarter Pounder with cheese,
1408
00:52:26,156 --> 00:52:27,851
a Quarter Pounderwith cheese double,
1409
00:52:27,925 --> 00:52:29,825
a McLean Deluxewith cheese,
1410
00:52:29,893 --> 00:52:32,657
a cheeseburger with cheese,and a large order of fries,
1411
00:52:32,729 --> 00:52:33,855
and a large Coke.
1412
00:52:33,931 --> 00:52:35,660
That comes to $ 10.87, sir.
1413
00:52:35,732 --> 00:52:36,824
Okay, change that.
1414
00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,867
Oh.
1415
00:52:37,935 --> 00:52:39,300
A Quarter Pounderwith cheese,
1416
00:52:39,369 --> 00:52:44,102
um, a large Coke,and a large fry.
1417
00:52:44,174 --> 00:52:46,506
- Comes to $4.07, sir.- All right.
1418
00:52:46,577 --> 00:52:48,044
Give me the nuggets.I need two 9-packs, okay?
1419
00:52:48,111 --> 00:52:49,043
Here they are.
1420
00:52:49,112 --> 00:52:50,409
Coming up right now.
1421
00:52:50,481 --> 00:52:52,949
- Yeah....change.Here you go, sir.
1422
00:52:53,016 --> 00:52:54,449
Thank you for diningat McDonald's.
1423
00:52:54,518 --> 00:52:56,008
We haven't found him yet,but we're in the vicinity.
1424
00:52:56,086 --> 00:52:57,383
- Vicinity?- Your tickets, boss.
1425
00:52:57,454 --> 00:52:59,115
What the hellis that supposed to mean?
1426
00:52:59,189 --> 00:53:00,884
- Close. Real close.- Yeah?
1427
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:02,892
He's holed up witha family in a town herecalled "Sewicky."
1428
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,188
Sewickley, Pauly.
1429
00:53:04,261 --> 00:53:05,751
- Vicinity?- We don't havean exact address.
1430
00:53:05,829 --> 00:53:08,195
- Pauly, we don'thave no address.- Would you shut up?!
1431
00:53:08,265 --> 00:53:10,028
- What did you say?- Not you.
1432
00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:12,000
No, it's just someJehovah's Witness herewanting to use the phone.
1433
00:53:12,069 --> 00:53:13,627
- Back off, pal.We're Catholic.- Pauly!
1434
00:53:13,704 --> 00:53:14,898
- Wait!- See ya. Bye.
1435
00:53:14,972 --> 00:53:16,337
- Pinhead!- [Receiver slams down]
1436
00:53:16,406 --> 00:53:17,373
What the hell's the matterwith you?!
1437
00:53:17,441 --> 00:53:19,466
- You tryingto get us killed?!- No, I just saw Franklin.
1438
00:53:19,543 --> 00:53:20,805
- Where?- He's at McDonald's.
1439
00:53:20,878 --> 00:53:22,140
Do you see him right now?
1440
00:53:22,212 --> 00:53:23,372
I don't see him right now,but I saw him.
1441
00:53:23,447 --> 00:53:24,471
- Get in the car!- I saw him!
1442
00:53:24,548 --> 00:53:25,708
What are youstanding around for?!
1443
00:53:25,782 --> 00:53:27,977
Whoa. Nice Porsche.
1444
00:53:28,051 --> 00:53:29,484
[Indistinct conversations]
1445
00:53:29,553 --> 00:53:31,487
Oh, really?
1446
00:53:31,555 --> 00:53:32,715
[Vehicle approaching]
1447
00:53:32,789 --> 00:53:33,778
[Bell jingle]
1448
00:53:33,857 --> 00:53:37,987
d Danny Boy, you know... d
1449
00:53:38,061 --> 00:53:39,460
Hey, what's up?
1450
00:53:39,530 --> 00:53:40,462
[Bag drops]
1451
00:53:40,531 --> 00:53:43,557
[Exhales deeply]
1452
00:53:43,634 --> 00:53:45,124
I thoughtI missed something.
1453
00:53:45,202 --> 00:53:48,763
Um, how far can I getfor a dollar and, uh...
1454
00:53:48,839 --> 00:53:49,999
[Change jingling]
1455
00:53:50,073 --> 00:53:51,768
33 cents?
1456
00:53:51,842 --> 00:53:54,436
d And down... d
1457
00:53:54,511 --> 00:53:56,945
Hello? [Chuckles]
1458
00:53:57,014 --> 00:53:59,505
Aliquippa.
1459
00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:02,848
Aliquippa?How far is that?
1460
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,354
d... summer's gone d
1461
00:54:05,422 --> 00:54:07,549
About a half-mileup the road.
1462
00:54:07,624 --> 00:54:10,354
A half-mile?Forget that.
1463
00:54:10,427 --> 00:54:13,328
Give me one of those.
1464
00:54:13,397 --> 00:54:14,989
[Gasps]Don't go too fast.
1465
00:54:15,065 --> 00:54:16,862
I don't want youto hurt yourself.
1466
00:54:18,001 --> 00:54:20,868
["Danny Boy" continues]
1467
00:54:20,938 --> 00:54:21,905
d You know... d
1468
00:54:21,972 --> 00:54:23,564
Newest game in town.
1469
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,473
I feel mighty lucky,partner.
1470
00:54:26,543 --> 00:54:28,238
- I swear I saw him.- Where did you see him?
1471
00:54:28,312 --> 00:54:29,870
[Bell jingle]
1472
00:54:29,947 --> 00:54:31,209
There. There.There he is.
1473
00:54:31,281 --> 00:54:33,146
- Joey, the car!- [Tires screeching]
1474
00:54:33,216 --> 00:54:34,979
- Whoa!- Follow him!
1475
00:54:35,052 --> 00:54:37,077
- I'll run him down!- [Tires screeching]
1476
00:54:39,222 --> 00:54:40,814
- Wah!- Wah!
1477
00:54:40,891 --> 00:54:42,256
Whoa!
1478
00:54:42,326 --> 00:54:43,657
[Panting]
1479
00:54:43,727 --> 00:54:44,751
[Tires screeching]
1480
00:54:44,828 --> 00:54:46,659
[Panting continues]
1481
00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:48,994
- [Tires screeching]- Pauly; Come back here,Franklin!
1482
00:54:49,066 --> 00:54:50,397
Pauly, we'll get himthis time. Uh!
1483
00:54:50,467 --> 00:54:52,958
- Oohh!- [Thud]
1484
00:54:53,036 --> 00:54:54,731
- Whooa!- [Thud]
1485
00:54:54,805 --> 00:54:56,102
Get outta the way!
1486
00:54:56,173 --> 00:54:57,640
[Grunts]
1487
00:54:57,708 --> 00:55:00,233
Pauly; Give me a boost,Joey-y-y-y-y!
1488
00:55:01,545 --> 00:55:02,477
No! No!
1489
00:55:02,546 --> 00:55:03,979
I'm coming over.
1490
00:55:04,047 --> 00:55:05,014
[Both grunt]
1491
00:55:05,082 --> 00:55:06,947
[Gasps]
1492
00:55:07,017 --> 00:55:08,245
Nice fence.
1493
00:55:08,318 --> 00:55:09,307
[Dog barking in distance]
1494
00:55:09,386 --> 00:55:11,149
Come on, Joey,you're squishing me.
1495
00:55:11,221 --> 00:55:12,188
[Gasps]
1496
00:55:12,255 --> 00:55:14,655
[Groaning]
1497
00:55:14,725 --> 00:55:15,987
Sorry, lady.
1498
00:55:16,059 --> 00:55:16,991
Come on!Get up, you fat...
1499
00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:18,823
He's getting away!
1500
00:55:18,895 --> 00:55:19,919
[Panting]
1501
00:55:19,997 --> 00:55:21,760
[Horn honks]
1502
00:55:21,832 --> 00:55:23,322
Come on. Hop in.
1503
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,163
I've been looking for youall over the place.
1504
00:55:25,235 --> 00:55:26,327
Huh?
1505
00:55:26,403 --> 00:55:27,927
We're gonna be latefor our tee time.
1506
00:55:28,005 --> 00:55:29,199
Let's tee off.
1507
00:55:29,272 --> 00:55:30,762
What's with the suitcase?
1508
00:55:30,841 --> 00:55:33,309
Uh, when I jog, itgives me a bettercardiovascular workout
1509
00:55:33,377 --> 00:55:34,469
- from the weight.- Oh.
1510
00:55:34,544 --> 00:55:35,841
Franklin!
1511
00:55:35,912 --> 00:55:37,004
Uh!
1512
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:38,547
He got away now, Joey.
1513
00:55:38,615 --> 00:55:39,946
My head don't hurt no more.
1514
00:55:40,017 --> 00:55:41,484
How's it feel now?!
1515
00:55:41,551 --> 00:55:43,382
Come on. Let's gobefore we lose him.Come on, Joey!
1516
00:55:43,453 --> 00:55:45,182
All right, Pauly.All right.
1517
00:55:45,389 --> 00:55:47,448
[Classical music plays]
1518
00:55:47,524 --> 00:55:49,890
[Vehicles approaching]
1519
00:55:54,097 --> 00:55:56,190
Man; So let's tee off.
1520
00:55:56,266 --> 00:55:58,131
There they go.
1521
00:55:58,201 --> 00:55:59,634
All right, all right,all right already.
1522
00:55:59,703 --> 00:56:00,692
I'm sorry, Pauly.
1523
00:56:00,771 --> 00:56:02,102
It's likea public announcement
1524
00:56:02,172 --> 00:56:03,503
I got constantlyin my ears.
1525
00:56:03,573 --> 00:56:04,835
Like a broken record,Joey.
1526
00:56:04,908 --> 00:56:06,170
Gary, look, man...
1527
00:56:06,243 --> 00:56:07,437
this whole golf thingis a bad idea.
1528
00:56:07,511 --> 00:56:09,206
I mean, come on, I-I didn'tbring my sticks.
1529
00:56:09,279 --> 00:56:10,610
L- I don't havethe right clothes.
1530
00:56:10,681 --> 00:56:11,875
The pro shopwill fix you up.
1531
00:56:11,948 --> 00:56:13,347
Oh, but I didn't bringmy wallet.
1532
00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:14,611
They're in my other pants.It was a nice idea...
1533
00:56:14,685 --> 00:56:16,016
- It's on me, buddy.Come on.- I...
1534
00:56:16,086 --> 00:56:17,553
[Up-tempo music plays]d Lovin' life d
1535
00:56:17,621 --> 00:56:19,384
d Lovin' life d
1536
00:56:19,456 --> 00:56:24,189
d La la la lala-la la la la d
1537
00:56:24,261 --> 00:56:26,126
d Lovin' life d
1538
00:56:26,196 --> 00:56:28,187
d Lovin' life d
1539
00:56:28,265 --> 00:56:32,725
d La la la lala-la la la la d
1540
00:56:32,803 --> 00:56:34,498
d Yeah d
1541
00:56:34,571 --> 00:56:36,368
d Oh, yeah d
1542
00:56:38,742 --> 00:56:41,711
d Mm-hmm d
1543
00:56:41,778 --> 00:56:46,408
d Life is pleasuringthe child's pain d
1544
00:56:46,483 --> 00:56:50,476
d And so much betterwhen you know the game d
1545
00:56:50,554 --> 00:56:54,854
d If you're ready,come and go with me d
1546
00:56:54,925 --> 00:56:58,383
d Come on, everybody,laugh and sing d
1547
00:56:58,462 --> 00:57:00,430
d You should be lovin' life d
1548
00:57:00,497 --> 00:57:02,590
d Lovin' life d
1549
00:57:02,666 --> 00:57:04,395
I look like Fat Albert.
1550
00:57:04,468 --> 00:57:07,301
You know, there'sa striking resemblance.
1551
00:57:07,370 --> 00:57:08,928
[Classical music plays]
1552
00:57:09,005 --> 00:57:11,235
Wow.This is something.
1553
00:57:11,308 --> 00:57:12,275
Nice joint.
1554
00:57:12,342 --> 00:57:14,310
Hello.May we help you?
1555
00:57:14,377 --> 00:57:16,641
Uh, no, w-we'rejust looking around.
1556
00:57:16,713 --> 00:57:17,975
Were you consideringmembership?
1557
00:57:18,048 --> 00:57:19,538
Yeah, that's right.Mem... members.We want to be members.
1558
00:57:19,616 --> 00:57:20,947
Which of our memberswould be your sponsors?
1559
00:57:21,017 --> 00:57:23,178
[Classical music continues]
1560
00:57:23,253 --> 00:57:25,244
- The Mi-Millers.- Smiths.
1561
00:57:25,322 --> 00:57:26,914
- Heh heh.Mil... Miller-Smiths.- Miller-Smiths.
1562
00:57:26,990 --> 00:57:28,150
- Miller-Smiths.- Miller-Smiths.
1563
00:57:28,225 --> 00:57:29,886
- Miller-Smiths.- Oh. Oh.
1564
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:30,984
So you're acquaintedwith the Miller-Smiths?
1565
00:57:31,061 --> 00:57:32,323
Oh, yeah. Sure.
1566
00:57:32,395 --> 00:57:34,886
Well, they're very nicepeople.
1567
00:57:34,965 --> 00:57:36,796
Very nice. Terrific.
1568
00:57:36,867 --> 00:57:39,165
- Gary; Say, Derek...- I thinkwe can arrange a tour.
1569
00:57:39,236 --> 00:57:40,430
Follow me.
1570
00:57:40,504 --> 00:57:42,131
- Thank you.- Right this way.
1571
00:57:42,205 --> 00:57:44,139
Mr. Pike,I hope we're not late.
1572
00:57:44,207 --> 00:57:47,643
Hell, no. There'sstill time for anotherbloody mary.
1573
00:57:47,711 --> 00:57:50,407
Pancho, another roundof BMs over here.
1574
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,606
No, no, no.I think it's Pablo, Don.
1575
00:57:51,681 --> 00:57:53,012
Pablo, Pancho, who cares
1576
00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:55,677
as long as the drinksare strong, right, Jerry?
1577
00:57:55,752 --> 00:57:57,811
Yes, sir. Mr. Pike,this is Derek Bond.
1578
00:57:57,888 --> 00:57:59,753
Uh, Derek,you already know Ron,
1579
00:57:59,823 --> 00:58:00,847
- our family dentist.- Good to see you.
1580
00:58:00,924 --> 00:58:03,757
Oh, a fellow dentist.That's marvelous.
1581
00:58:03,827 --> 00:58:05,454
Slap me five there,brother.
1582
00:58:05,529 --> 00:58:07,258
What if I just slap you?
1583
00:58:08,698 --> 00:58:09,630
[Laughs]
1584
00:58:09,699 --> 00:58:10,996
[Laughter]
1585
00:58:11,067 --> 00:58:12,534
Where'd you find this boy?
1586
00:58:12,602 --> 00:58:14,035
- Boy?- He's pure gold.
1587
00:58:14,104 --> 00:58:16,698
- I like him, Carey.- I think his name is Gary.
1588
00:58:16,773 --> 00:58:19,674
It's good to have a manof your persuasion along.
1589
00:58:19,743 --> 00:58:20,675
Uh, Don, look...
1590
00:58:20,744 --> 00:58:22,041
oh, wrap these up, Pancho.
1591
00:58:22,112 --> 00:58:23,602
We're teeing off.
1592
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,011
And bring the clubsalong, too, huh?
1593
00:58:25,081 --> 00:58:26,013
Come on there!
1594
00:58:26,082 --> 00:58:27,344
Come on, Pancho.
1595
00:58:27,417 --> 00:58:29,612
Stop thinkingabout those senoritas
1596
00:58:29,686 --> 00:58:32,018
and let's go.
1597
00:58:32,088 --> 00:58:34,648
[Translation]Son of a bitch. Idiot.
1598
00:58:34,724 --> 00:58:35,315
[Grunts]
1599
00:58:35,925 --> 00:58:38,826
You work hard for me, son,
1600
00:58:38,895 --> 00:58:41,489
and I want you to knowthat I appreciate it.
1601
00:58:41,564 --> 00:58:42,690
Thank you, Mr. Pike.
1602
00:58:42,765 --> 00:58:44,426
Now, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
1603
00:58:44,501 --> 00:58:47,834
Tsk. The clients...they all like you.
1604
00:58:47,904 --> 00:58:50,236
God knows you're alwaysavailable when I need you.
1605
00:58:50,306 --> 00:58:52,035
- I try, sir.- I have a little secret.
1606
00:58:52,108 --> 00:58:54,303
We just signeda new client...
1607
00:58:54,377 --> 00:58:57,403
Beaver Meadows...a frozen-food conglomerate.
1608
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,608
- Really?- They're branching outinto new product areas,
1609
00:59:00,683 --> 00:59:03,151
and they're startinga new yogurt chain...
1610
00:59:03,219 --> 00:59:05,585
91 choices...some crap like that.
1611
00:59:05,655 --> 00:59:07,748
I could havea conflict of interest.
1612
00:59:07,824 --> 00:59:09,155
My wife isin the yogurt business.
1613
00:59:09,225 --> 00:59:11,955
That's great! So you havethe inside track!
1614
00:59:12,028 --> 00:59:13,359
Files are on your desk.
1615
00:59:13,429 --> 00:59:15,659
You got your workcut out for you.
1616
00:59:15,732 --> 00:59:18,064
First meeting,Tuesday morning.
1617
00:59:18,134 --> 00:59:19,567
Will we be ready?
1618
00:59:19,636 --> 00:59:22,070
Uh, yeah.We'll be ready.
1619
00:59:22,138 --> 00:59:25,073
It's just, you know,I have to, uh...
1620
00:59:25,141 --> 00:59:26,608
We'll be ready.
1621
00:59:27,577 --> 00:59:29,067
- [Birds chirping]- Your balls dirty?
1622
00:59:29,145 --> 00:59:30,169
What?
1623
00:59:30,246 --> 00:59:32,305
I wash my ballsreligiously.
1624
00:59:32,382 --> 00:59:33,713
I like 'em so clean
1625
00:59:33,783 --> 00:59:36,616
you can just [lnhales]Feel every dimple.
1626
00:59:36,686 --> 00:59:37,914
Thank youfor sharing that with me.
1627
00:59:37,987 --> 00:59:40,421
The cleaner the ball,the better the play,
1628
00:59:40,490 --> 00:59:42,458
especially when you pull outthat wood.
1629
00:59:42,525 --> 00:59:44,015
The quicker you get itin the hole
1630
00:59:44,093 --> 00:59:45,651
- with the leastamount of strokes,the better, right?- Fore!
1631
00:59:45,728 --> 00:59:46,956
Are you tryingto tell me something?
1632
00:59:47,030 --> 00:59:49,328
- Let me washyour balls for you.- Not as long as I havethis stick, you won't.
1633
00:59:49,399 --> 00:59:51,196
- We'll wash them together.- Why don't youjust chill out, okay?
1634
00:59:51,267 --> 00:59:52,928
I'll wash, you dry.
1635
00:59:53,002 --> 00:59:54,765
Trust me, you geta lot more distanceout of it.
1636
00:59:54,837 --> 00:59:56,202
Yeah. Trust me,you about to getyourself hurt.
1637
00:59:56,272 --> 00:59:58,433
Come on. Just unzipyour bag and pull outyour balls. Come on.
1638
00:59:58,508 --> 00:59:59,475
Just back up!
1639
00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:01,442
All right. Jeez.Sorry.
1640
01:00:01,511 --> 01:00:03,001
Suit... suit yourself.I...
1641
01:00:06,182 --> 01:00:09,345
[Water swishing]
1642
01:00:09,419 --> 01:00:12,217
Lovely pink terrace,named after Sir Jonas Pink.
1643
01:00:12,288 --> 01:00:13,380
I love this color.
1644
01:00:13,456 --> 01:00:14,753
Yes.
1645
01:00:14,824 --> 01:00:16,815
Uh, home of our afternoontea, exclusively for ladies...
1646
01:00:16,893 --> 01:00:17,951
- Hi, Stuart.- Hi, Stuart.
1647
01:00:18,027 --> 01:00:19,289
As you can see.Good afternoon.
1648
01:00:19,362 --> 01:00:20,488
Go-Good afternoon.
1649
01:00:20,563 --> 01:00:22,827
Ah, this damn sciatica.
1650
01:00:22,899 --> 01:00:24,867
... cash or credit.That includes all...
1651
01:00:24,934 --> 01:00:25,866
[Sighs]
1652
01:00:25,935 --> 01:00:27,562
[Clears throat]
1653
01:00:27,637 --> 01:00:28,569
Rrrrreerr.
1654
01:00:28,638 --> 01:00:30,697
... family plan...
1655
01:00:30,773 --> 01:00:32,832
[Groans softly]
1656
01:00:32,909 --> 01:00:34,570
Hey, guys, w-w-what kindof golf is this, man?
1657
01:00:34,644 --> 01:00:36,077
I mean, this is...this is boring.
1658
01:00:36,145 --> 01:00:38,238
We need to speedthe game up, man.You ever play speed golf?
1659
01:00:38,314 --> 01:00:39,246
Yeah. No, I've heardof that.
1660
01:00:39,315 --> 01:00:40,543
It's like speed chess,right?
1661
01:00:40,617 --> 01:00:42,312
There you go, man.You right on time, man.
1662
01:00:42,385 --> 01:00:43,477
You know everything.Come on.
1663
01:00:43,553 --> 01:00:45,020
Everybody,we tee up at the same time.
1664
01:00:45,088 --> 01:00:47,147
Jump in the cars,we leave...now, it doesn't count
1665
01:00:47,223 --> 01:00:49,054
unless we all hit the ballat the same time, all right?
1666
01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:50,183
Don't look at anybodynext to you.
1667
01:00:50,260 --> 01:00:51,488
This is a great game.You ready?
1668
01:00:51,561 --> 01:00:53,495
On the count of 3.This is gonna be great.
1669
01:00:53,563 --> 01:00:54,996
1...
1670
01:00:55,064 --> 01:00:56,190
2...
1671
01:00:56,266 --> 01:00:57,255
3.
1672
01:00:57,333 --> 01:00:58,391
Go!
1673
01:00:58,468 --> 01:01:00,026
[All grunt]
1674
01:01:00,103 --> 01:01:01,627
Don; That's the shot, huh?
1675
01:01:01,704 --> 01:01:03,729
- Gary; Nice shot, Mr. Pike.- Tough break, Chip.
1676
01:01:03,806 --> 01:01:05,171
Come on, let's go.Let's go, let's go, let's go.
1677
01:01:05,241 --> 01:01:07,175
Leave the drink.Come on, you're not a caddie.
1678
01:01:07,243 --> 01:01:08,904
- Men's...- There he is.There he is.
1679
01:01:08,978 --> 01:01:10,002
Show us the course.Show us the course.
1680
01:01:10,079 --> 01:01:11,205
Oh, of course, the course.
1681
01:01:11,281 --> 01:01:12,578
[Up-tempo music plays]
1682
01:01:12,649 --> 01:01:13,877
Whoo-hoo!
1683
01:01:13,950 --> 01:01:15,542
Gary; Roller coaster!
1684
01:01:15,618 --> 01:01:16,710
Kevin; Come on.Let's go.
1685
01:01:16,786 --> 01:01:17,718
[Tires screech]
1686
01:01:17,787 --> 01:01:19,379
d Speed golf d
1687
01:01:19,455 --> 01:01:21,355
[Evil laughter]
1688
01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:23,050
Ha! Ha!
1689
01:01:23,126 --> 01:01:24,388
- Come on!- Wait for me!
1690
01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:26,485
Whoo-hoo! Let's go!
1691
01:01:28,131 --> 01:01:30,531
d Speed golf d
1692
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,124
[Tires screech]
1693
01:01:32,201 --> 01:01:33,600
Speed golf!
1694
01:01:33,670 --> 01:01:36,605
Let's go, man.Go. Go!
1695
01:01:36,673 --> 01:01:38,038
Where's your ball?
1696
01:01:40,209 --> 01:01:41,642
Hit the ball!
1697
01:01:41,711 --> 01:01:43,508
[Grunting]
1698
01:01:43,579 --> 01:01:45,069
Don; Come on, Ron!
1699
01:01:45,148 --> 01:01:46,274
Kevin; Come on.Let's go.
1700
01:01:46,349 --> 01:01:47,338
Hit 'em, hit 'em,hit 'em, hit 'em.
1701
01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:49,180
Whoa!
1702
01:01:49,252 --> 01:01:51,550
[Tires screech]
1703
01:01:51,621 --> 01:01:56,024
[Indistinct shouting]
1704
01:01:56,092 --> 01:01:59,391
[Tires screech]
1705
01:01:59,462 --> 01:02:01,657
Ow-oooo-gaaahhh!
1706
01:02:01,731 --> 01:02:04,291
- Ha ha ha!- Whoa, yay!
1707
01:02:04,367 --> 01:02:07,495
Stuart; Boy, this is a treat.This is our ninth hole.
1708
01:02:07,570 --> 01:02:09,299
Notice the slight doglegon the right.
1709
01:02:09,372 --> 01:02:11,033
Yep. Quite a little historyhere.
1710
01:02:11,107 --> 01:02:12,165
At the '72 Open,
1711
01:02:12,241 --> 01:02:14,801
Arnold Palmer madea hole in one.
1712
01:02:14,877 --> 01:02:16,310
I was just a boy, but...
1713
01:02:16,379 --> 01:02:17,437
Oh, yeah?
1714
01:02:17,513 --> 01:02:18,810
It made quitean impact on my life.
1715
01:02:18,881 --> 01:02:20,109
Make it stop, Joey.
1716
01:02:20,183 --> 01:02:21,616
- Wh-o-o-o-oa!- Good riddance.
1717
01:02:22,719 --> 01:02:24,277
- There he goes, Pauly!- Oh, yeah.
1718
01:02:24,354 --> 01:02:25,787
Hey! Hey!
1719
01:02:25,855 --> 01:02:27,322
This could affectyour membership!
1720
01:02:27,390 --> 01:02:28,482
That's him!
1721
01:02:28,558 --> 01:02:30,025
[Gasps]
1722
01:02:30,093 --> 01:02:31,253
Whoa!What are you doing?!
1723
01:02:31,327 --> 01:02:33,261
Kevin; Speed golf.We can skip holes 3 to 6.
1724
01:02:33,329 --> 01:02:34,956
Hold on, guys!
1725
01:02:35,031 --> 01:02:37,431
[Don laughing]
1726
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:40,025
Ooh!
1727
01:02:40,103 --> 01:02:41,468
Gary; Whoa!We lost Pike!
1728
01:02:41,537 --> 01:02:43,129
[Tires screech]
1729
01:02:43,206 --> 01:02:44,434
Pauly; Joey! Joey! Joey!
1730
01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:46,774
Oooooohhhh!
1731
01:02:46,843 --> 01:02:48,970
Stop them!Stop that cart!
1732
01:02:49,045 --> 01:02:50,740
Both: Whoooooaa!
1733
01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:52,238
Uh! Oh!
1734
01:02:52,315 --> 01:02:54,442
Must be some more guysplaying speed golf.
1735
01:02:54,517 --> 01:02:57,315
Make it stop!I can't stop!
1736
01:02:57,387 --> 01:02:58,445
Man; Pull!
1737
01:02:58,521 --> 01:02:59,988
[Gunshots]
1738
01:03:00,056 --> 01:03:02,286
Hold it! They're shootingat us, Pauly!
1739
01:03:02,358 --> 01:03:03,791
- Pike... Pike...- [Groans]
1740
01:03:03,860 --> 01:03:05,327
You all right?You all right?
1741
01:03:05,395 --> 01:03:07,761
[Chuckling]I think my damn toothis broken.
1742
01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:10,924
- This man needs a dentist.Ron, check him out.- Why don't you?- Yeah.
1743
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,763
This is Pennsylvania.T- This is out ofmy jurisdiction.
1744
01:03:12,835 --> 01:03:14,359
L- I could lose my license.
1745
01:03:14,437 --> 01:03:16,337
Nah, you'rethe world-renowned dentist.
1746
01:03:16,406 --> 01:03:17,338
- You check him out.- Well...
1747
01:03:17,407 --> 01:03:18,669
- I'll just watch.- Well, fine, then.
1748
01:03:18,741 --> 01:03:20,140
Let a real dentistgo to work.
1749
01:03:20,209 --> 01:03:22,143
Just step back, please.Everybody, just step back.
1750
01:03:22,211 --> 01:03:23,769
This man needs air!
1751
01:03:23,846 --> 01:03:26,041
He could have a heart attack.I've seen it before.
1752
01:03:26,115 --> 01:03:27,446
Oh, this is...this is bad.
1753
01:03:27,517 --> 01:03:30,111
- This is bad.Say "aaah."- Aaahh.
1754
01:03:30,186 --> 01:03:31,517
Oh! This is bad.
1755
01:03:31,587 --> 01:03:32,952
This man needs a Tic Tac!
1756
01:03:33,022 --> 01:03:34,751
Anybody have a Tic Tac,please?!
1757
01:03:34,824 --> 01:03:36,553
Do you think maybe the toothneeds to come out?
1758
01:03:36,626 --> 01:03:38,526
- Well, what do youthink, doctor?- I asked you first.
1759
01:03:38,594 --> 01:03:40,494
See, that's whyI have more papers
1760
01:03:40,563 --> 01:03:42,326
published in the journal,like maybe 50...
1761
01:03:42,398 --> 01:03:44,127
no, 70 in the last yearto be exact,
1762
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,861
because I can makea diagnosis. You knowwhat I'm saying?
1763
01:03:45,935 --> 01:03:46,867
Okay. I-I'll lookat him, okay?
1764
01:03:46,936 --> 01:03:47,903
[Groaning]
1765
01:03:47,970 --> 01:03:48,959
Ohh.
1766
01:03:49,038 --> 01:03:50,801
Ewwww.
1767
01:03:50,873 --> 01:03:52,500
- Mm-hmm.- Mm-hmm.
1768
01:03:52,575 --> 01:03:55,510
This man has a datewith the tooth fairy,people!
1769
01:03:55,578 --> 01:03:57,739
Appears to bea horizontal fracture
1770
01:03:57,814 --> 01:04:00,408
with a periapical infection,a fistula draining,
1771
01:04:00,483 --> 01:04:01,848
and pulpal necrosis.
1772
01:04:01,918 --> 01:04:03,909
I think this man needsa root amputation
1773
01:04:03,986 --> 01:04:05,851
to avoid periodontalligament trauma.
1774
01:04:05,922 --> 01:04:06,980
And if I were doing it,
1775
01:04:07,056 --> 01:04:09,081
I'd administer 7.2 CC'sof X ylocaine
1776
01:04:09,158 --> 01:04:10,090
- with epinephrine.- Mm.
1777
01:04:10,159 --> 01:04:11,649
But... [Sighs]
1778
01:04:11,727 --> 01:04:13,285
Tch.
1779
01:04:13,362 --> 01:04:14,989
What do you think?
1780
01:04:15,064 --> 01:04:16,827
Well, let me see that,doctor.
1781
01:04:19,735 --> 01:04:21,327
Yeah, okay.
1782
01:04:21,404 --> 01:04:24,271
Yes, that's much betterthan tying a stringto a doorknob
1783
01:04:24,340 --> 01:04:25,807
and just slamming it shut.
1784
01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:28,673
[Laughter]
1785
01:04:29,812 --> 01:04:31,643
- Ah, ha, ha.- Yes, Brenda?
1786
01:04:31,714 --> 01:04:32,908
Dr. Timmerman...
1787
01:04:32,982 --> 01:04:35,951
before you get started,uh, you have a visitor.
1788
01:04:36,018 --> 01:04:36,950
Ah, good.
1789
01:04:37,019 --> 01:04:38,384
[Giggles]
1790
01:04:38,454 --> 01:04:40,684
I'll...I'll be right back.
1791
01:04:40,756 --> 01:04:42,986
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
1792
01:04:43,059 --> 01:04:45,926
Uh, you might wantto just get washed upfirst.
1793
01:04:47,163 --> 01:04:49,063
Brenda...
1794
01:04:49,131 --> 01:04:50,655
Go.You're embarrassing me.
1795
01:04:50,733 --> 01:04:52,030
Do your thing, Derek.
1796
01:04:52,101 --> 01:04:53,033
Hey, Gary!
1797
01:04:53,102 --> 01:04:55,798
Hee hee hee hee.
1798
01:04:55,872 --> 01:04:57,271
[Moans]
1799
01:04:57,340 --> 01:04:59,535
Gonna get clean now.
1800
01:04:59,609 --> 01:05:01,372
[Humming]
1801
01:05:06,649 --> 01:05:09,812
We want Franklin.We want Franklin.
1802
01:05:09,886 --> 01:05:11,717
- Franklin's up.He slams. Uhh!- Ah.
1803
01:05:11,787 --> 01:05:13,812
- [Gasps]- Have I got a surprisefor you.
1804
01:05:13,890 --> 01:05:17,382
- Dr. Walter Kraft!- Who?
1805
01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:18,586
Walter Kraft...
1806
01:05:18,661 --> 01:05:20,151
University of PittsburghDental School.
1807
01:05:20,229 --> 01:05:21,389
- He's here with his class.- Mm-hmm.
1808
01:05:21,464 --> 01:05:22,522
Walter...
1809
01:05:22,598 --> 01:05:24,395
I asked him to come overand watch the procedure.
1810
01:05:24,467 --> 01:05:26,230
Oh, that's... you're...that's great.
1811
01:05:26,302 --> 01:05:27,599
Yeah, when he heardthat you were coming,
1812
01:05:27,670 --> 01:05:29,262
they all justpiled in the vanand came right over.
1813
01:05:29,338 --> 01:05:31,898
- Good.- You do remember Walter,don't you?
1814
01:05:31,974 --> 01:05:33,339
Kinda. You know...
1815
01:05:33,409 --> 01:05:35,843
Oh. Sure... I mean,he must have been teaching
1816
01:05:35,878 --> 01:05:36,936
when you wentthrough the program.
1817
01:05:37,013 --> 01:05:38,913
Teach... oh.I was in independent studies.
1818
01:05:38,981 --> 01:05:40,278
Brenda!
1819
01:05:40,349 --> 01:05:42,078
- So advanced, I didn'thave to go to class.- Ohh.
1820
01:05:42,151 --> 01:05:44,915
Would you go get some moretopical anesthetic, please?
1821
01:05:46,589 --> 01:05:48,489
Excuse me.
1822
01:05:48,558 --> 01:05:50,287
No. No.
1823
01:05:50,359 --> 01:05:52,793
No. No. [Cries]Not now.
1824
01:05:52,862 --> 01:05:54,591
Wake up. Come on.
1825
01:05:54,664 --> 01:05:55,995
- Shh. Shh.It's okay. Shh.- [Mumbling]
1826
01:05:56,065 --> 01:05:57,862
- All right. All right.- [Mumbling]
1827
01:05:57,934 --> 01:05:58,923
Will you just shut up?!
1828
01:05:59,001 --> 01:06:01,299
[Door opens]
1829
01:06:01,370 --> 01:06:02,667
They're here.
1830
01:06:02,738 --> 01:06:04,603
- He's ready.- Brenda; FollowDr. Timmerman.
1831
01:06:04,674 --> 01:06:06,335
Come on.Step in, everybody.Come along.
1832
01:06:06,409 --> 01:06:08,274
Come. Come.Hey.
1833
01:06:08,344 --> 01:06:11,438
Uh, it is my pleasureto introduce to youDr. Derek Bond.
1834
01:06:11,514 --> 01:06:13,004
[Applause]
1835
01:06:13,082 --> 01:06:14,174
Woman; Doctor...
1836
01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:15,274
My brother.
1837
01:06:15,351 --> 01:06:17,342
- What's up?- Ha.
1838
01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:20,856
Dr. Kraft...what do you have to sayto your most famous student?
1839
01:06:23,693 --> 01:06:25,991
Put on a little weight, eh?
1840
01:06:26,062 --> 01:06:27,120
Ha ha ha ha!
1841
01:06:27,196 --> 01:06:29,164
[Laughter]
1842
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,231
So, now that, uh, Dr. Bondhas anesthetized the patient,
1843
01:06:34,303 --> 01:06:37,136
- I will remove the maxillaryright upper lateral incisor.- Excuse me.
1844
01:06:37,206 --> 01:06:38,468
Would it be possiblefor us
1845
01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:40,702
to see Dr. Bondperform the procedure?
1846
01:06:40,776 --> 01:06:42,004
All: Yay!
1847
01:06:42,078 --> 01:06:43,841
Oh, that'san excellent idea.
1848
01:06:43,913 --> 01:06:46,006
Me? Oh, no, no, no.Stop.
1849
01:06:46,082 --> 01:06:47,913
Thanks, my brother...the thing is,
1850
01:06:47,984 --> 01:06:49,349
with all these malpracticesuits running around,
1851
01:06:49,418 --> 01:06:50,578
I get a headache
1852
01:06:50,653 --> 01:06:53,247
just thinking about workingwithout a license
1853
01:06:53,322 --> 01:06:54,311
in another state.
1854
01:06:54,390 --> 01:06:56,017
Derek, come on.
1855
01:06:56,092 --> 01:06:57,559
Here, stick your mittsright in there.
1856
01:06:57,627 --> 01:06:59,219
- Ahh.- Yeah!
1857
01:06:59,295 --> 01:07:01,229
Thank you.
1858
01:07:01,297 --> 01:07:02,525
Right in there.
1859
01:07:02,598 --> 01:07:04,998
Well...let's get to work.
1860
01:07:05,067 --> 01:07:06,762
- Yes.- Ohh!
1861
01:07:08,070 --> 01:07:09,537
Dr. Kraft; Oh.
1862
01:07:09,605 --> 01:07:10,867
All right.
1863
01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:12,567
Never be ashamedto use two hands.
1864
01:07:12,642 --> 01:07:14,667
And I have small hands,so I had to develop
1865
01:07:14,744 --> 01:07:16,609
the Derek Bond's2- handed grip.
1866
01:07:16,679 --> 01:07:19,409
Take your time.Always take your time.
1867
01:07:19,482 --> 01:07:21,211
Sometimes, you just wantto make sure they're asleep.
1868
01:07:21,283 --> 01:07:23,581
Always touch themto reassure thatyou're their friend.
1869
01:07:23,653 --> 01:07:25,450
I'm your friend.I'm your friend.
1870
01:07:25,521 --> 01:07:27,011
- Mmm.- Get the thing here.
1871
01:07:27,089 --> 01:07:28,283
- [Whirring]- Whoa-ho!
1872
01:07:28,357 --> 01:07:29,881
Heh.
1873
01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:31,586
[Indistinct cheering]
1874
01:07:31,661 --> 01:07:33,856
- Yeah, Derek!- Wow.
1875
01:07:33,929 --> 01:07:36,295
Kevin; Thank you.Thank you.
1876
01:07:36,365 --> 01:07:38,526
Thank you.Thank you.
1877
01:07:38,734 --> 01:07:40,964
I want a list of every memberwho stepped foot on this golfcourse today.
1878
01:07:41,037 --> 01:07:42,299
- You hear me?- Every member!
1879
01:07:42,371 --> 01:07:43,633
[Stuart whimpering]
1880
01:07:43,706 --> 01:07:46,197
There it is!Just... give me it!
1881
01:07:46,275 --> 01:07:47,902
He's on this list,and it's gonna take usright to him.
1882
01:07:47,977 --> 01:07:49,035
[Muffled screaming]
1883
01:07:49,111 --> 01:07:51,671
When I was a kidand things got me down,
1884
01:07:51,747 --> 01:07:55,683
[Talking with mouth full]I'd come down herewith one of these,
1885
01:07:55,751 --> 01:07:58,549
and inevitably, thingswouldn't seem so bad anymore.
1886
01:07:58,621 --> 01:07:59,883
[Birds chirping]
1887
01:07:59,955 --> 01:08:01,946
There's a lot of opportunityin frozen yogurt.
1888
01:08:02,024 --> 01:08:03,514
- Uh-huh.- It's a big field, right?
1889
01:08:03,592 --> 01:08:05,355
- Uh-huh.- A Beaver Meadows product
1890
01:08:05,428 --> 01:08:07,692
won't really affectEmily's Yogurt Madness.
1891
01:08:07,763 --> 01:08:08,957
A little healthy competitionmight be good for her.
1892
01:08:09,031 --> 01:08:10,726
It'll keep heron her toes, right?
1893
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:14,031
[Inhales sharply,coughing]
1894
01:08:15,671 --> 01:08:17,730
Derek...
1895
01:08:17,807 --> 01:08:19,399
what about your diet?
1896
01:08:19,475 --> 01:08:21,409
I have weaknesses.I have weaknesses.
1897
01:08:21,477 --> 01:08:23,775
I try to fight them,but sometimes they getthe best of me.
1898
01:08:23,846 --> 01:08:25,313
Please don't judge mefor this.
1899
01:08:25,381 --> 01:08:27,042
Judge you?
1900
01:08:27,116 --> 01:08:29,641
I'm glad to seeyou're not perfect.
1901
01:08:29,719 --> 01:08:31,084
[Bag crinkles]
1902
01:08:31,153 --> 01:08:32,620
It makes me feela little betterabout myself.
1903
01:08:32,688 --> 01:08:34,315
You got some friesin that bag?
1904
01:08:34,390 --> 01:08:35,322
Yeah.
1905
01:08:35,391 --> 01:08:36,358
Thank you.
1906
01:08:36,425 --> 01:08:38,188
Don't worry.It'll be our little secret.
1907
01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:39,557
Thank you, man.
1908
01:08:39,628 --> 01:08:41,619
[Laughing]
1909
01:08:41,697 --> 01:08:44,097
You know, it's funny howmuch simpler things seemed
1910
01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:45,428
when we were kids.
1911
01:08:45,501 --> 01:08:46,832
Those were the days,right?
1912
01:08:46,902 --> 01:08:48,267
Those were the days.
1913
01:08:48,337 --> 01:08:49,998
Cabin 6.
1914
01:08:50,072 --> 01:08:51,937
Cabin 6!
1915
01:08:52,007 --> 01:08:56,671
- d Oh, Mapleridge,oh, Mapleridge d- d Oh, Mapleridge d
1916
01:08:56,746 --> 01:09:00,876
- d We come to youeach summer d- d You... summer d
1917
01:09:00,950 --> 01:09:05,353
- d Oh, Mapleridge,oh, Mapleridge d- d Oh, Mapleridge,oh, Mapleridge d
1918
01:09:05,421 --> 01:09:08,982
- d Where all our friendsare brothers d- d Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee d
1919
01:09:09,058 --> 01:09:12,323
- d We like to ridea horse or two d- d There be shoo-bee-doo-beewha-bee-do d
1920
01:09:12,394 --> 01:09:16,922
- d Or maybe row in a canoe d- d Su bee wa wa be doo d
1921
01:09:16,999 --> 01:09:18,660
[Music plays]
1922
01:09:18,734 --> 01:09:21,601
d La la, la la, la la d
1923
01:09:21,670 --> 01:09:24,468
d La la, la la, la la d
1924
01:09:24,540 --> 01:09:26,371
d La la, la la d
1925
01:09:26,442 --> 01:09:28,069
[Chuckling]Oh, man.
1926
01:09:28,144 --> 01:09:30,612
I feel bad...I mean, I invite you here.
1927
01:09:30,679 --> 01:09:33,341
You make the trip,but now I have to go to work.
1928
01:09:33,415 --> 01:09:34,507
Come on, Gary!
1929
01:09:34,583 --> 01:09:36,107
After 25 yearsof friendship, man?
1930
01:09:36,185 --> 01:09:37,982
Come on, man,it can't affect us.
1931
01:09:38,053 --> 01:09:39,987
It's too deep.Too deep, my brother.
1932
01:09:40,055 --> 01:09:40,987
[Chuckles]
1933
01:09:41,056 --> 01:09:42,546
You know,what I can't get over
1934
01:09:42,625 --> 01:09:45,389
is what a good sportyou've been about everything.
1935
01:09:45,461 --> 01:09:46,758
Let me tell you something.
1936
01:09:46,829 --> 01:09:48,956
There's no placeI'd rather be right now
1937
01:09:49,031 --> 01:09:50,931
than here with youand your family.
1938
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,467
Larry, I know you there.
1939
01:09:52,535 --> 01:09:55,504
Larry, pick up the phone.Larry, pick up the phone.
1940
01:09:55,571 --> 01:09:58,802
Hey, Sarah, I'm talkingto my imaginary friend,Larry.
1941
01:09:58,874 --> 01:09:59,806
Tea?
1942
01:09:59,875 --> 01:10:01,467
Tea? Yes.
1943
01:10:01,544 --> 01:10:03,808
Ooh, these cupsare so big.
1944
01:10:03,879 --> 01:10:04,846
Go ahead.
1945
01:10:04,914 --> 01:10:05,846
Larry, la...
1946
01:10:05,915 --> 01:10:07,246
Ow! Ow! Ow! It's cold!
1947
01:10:07,316 --> 01:10:09,011
- Sorry.- Ow! Ow! Ow, it's cold!
1948
01:10:09,084 --> 01:10:11,951
Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1949
01:10:12,021 --> 01:10:14,615
Sarah, wait.Sarah, can I talk...
1950
01:10:14,690 --> 01:10:15,952
Sarah, wait...
1951
01:10:16,025 --> 01:10:17,356
Daddy, Derek's funny.
1952
01:10:17,426 --> 01:10:19,860
I'll see you guysat dinner.
1953
01:10:19,929 --> 01:10:22,363
I thought you were gonnatake me to ballet class.
1954
01:10:22,431 --> 01:10:23,921
Yeah, Dad, I thoughtyou were taking meto the park
1955
01:10:23,999 --> 01:10:25,466
- to play basketball.- We were outside.
1956
01:10:25,534 --> 01:10:28,264
We agreed that you would do itso that I could work.
1957
01:10:28,337 --> 01:10:30,271
How come I'm the onewho's always supposedto take off work?
1958
01:10:30,339 --> 01:10:32,967
What about thatsolidarity day we wereall supposed to have?
1959
01:10:33,042 --> 01:10:35,272
I see you're reallymaking a huge effort.
1960
01:10:35,344 --> 01:10:38,541
- Suddenly,it's a competition.- No, no.That's... not the point.
1961
01:10:38,614 --> 01:10:41,139
- Just go already, Dad.- Okay, there must be some waythat we can work this out.
1962
01:10:41,217 --> 01:10:42,616
Dry this here...
1963
01:10:42,685 --> 01:10:44,118
Derek?
1964
01:10:44,186 --> 01:10:46,211
Maybe you wouldn't mind...
1965
01:10:46,288 --> 01:10:48,313
Please, Derek.
1966
01:10:48,390 --> 01:10:51,291
Yeah. No problem.Sure. I mean, I'll drivethe car pool.
1967
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:52,952
[Chuckles]How hard could that be?
1968
01:10:53,028 --> 01:10:57,431
All; d I'm baking upmy baby bumblebee... d
1969
01:10:57,499 --> 01:10:59,467
Guys, it's my ear!
1970
01:10:59,535 --> 01:11:02,732
- [Rock music plays]- d Bee... d
1971
01:11:02,805 --> 01:11:05,797
Ja... Jason, leave it...leave it on thesoul station.
1972
01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:08,935
- d Na na na na! d- I said leave the radioalone, all right?!
1973
01:11:09,011 --> 01:11:11,104
- He was already there.There, too.- [Snoring]
1974
01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:12,477
Unh-unh.
1975
01:11:12,548 --> 01:11:13,810
- [Singing continues]- Sarah, stop.
1976
01:11:13,883 --> 01:11:15,009
You're gonna make me havean acc...
1977
01:11:15,084 --> 01:11:16,745
stop it. You're gonnamake me have an accident.
1978
01:11:16,819 --> 01:11:18,616
- d Bee! d- [Shouting indistinctly]
1979
01:11:18,687 --> 01:11:21,178
Uh-oh. Jason,I think it's timefor a driving lesson.
1980
01:11:21,257 --> 01:11:23,623
- What?- I-I mean, every young manshould know how to drive,
1981
01:11:23,692 --> 01:11:25,182
and this is a nice,quiet street.
1982
01:11:25,261 --> 01:11:27,195
- That's the best partof bein' a kid, right, man?- Ouch, ouch, ouch.
1983
01:11:27,263 --> 01:11:28,662
You get over there.I'll get over here.[Grunts]
1984
01:11:28,731 --> 01:11:30,289
- But I'm 11!- I'll drive!
1985
01:11:30,366 --> 01:11:31,594
My feet won't reachthe pedals.
1986
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,862
Just tell mewhen the light turns green.
1987
01:11:33,936 --> 01:11:36,131
All: Scaredy-cat!Jason is a scaredy-cat!
1988
01:11:36,205 --> 01:11:37,331
- The light's green.- Okay.
1989
01:11:37,406 --> 01:11:39,169
[Tires screech, Sarah laughs]
1990
01:11:39,241 --> 01:11:40,469
Pauly,there goes their car!
1991
01:11:40,542 --> 01:11:42,976
- Well, follow him!- [Tires screech]
1992
01:11:43,045 --> 01:11:45,673
- [Horn blares,tires screech]- Watch it!
1993
01:11:45,748 --> 01:11:48,114
Loosen up, now.Loosen up a little bit.Become one with the road!
1994
01:11:48,183 --> 01:11:49,480
- All right.- [Tires screech]
1995
01:11:49,551 --> 01:11:51,280
- Not that loose!- [Girls screaming]
1996
01:11:51,353 --> 01:11:53,685
- [Horn blares]- Get back on the road!
1997
01:11:53,756 --> 01:11:55,485
[Thud, tires screech]
1998
01:11:55,557 --> 01:11:58,025
- Aah!- [Horn blares,girls laugh]
1999
01:11:58,093 --> 01:12:00,391
- [Tires screech]- Caress the wheellike you would a woman.
2000
01:12:00,462 --> 01:12:02,225
- [Horn honks]- Not like a pervert!
2001
01:12:02,298 --> 01:12:05,165
L- I never caressed a womanbefore!
2002
01:12:05,234 --> 01:12:07,998
- You don't drive.You don't caress women.What do you do?- I play video games!
2003
01:12:08,070 --> 01:12:09,731
[Tires screech]
2004
01:12:09,805 --> 01:12:10,897
- Come on, now!- [Grunts]
2005
01:12:10,973 --> 01:12:12,907
[Tires screech, girls laugh]
2006
01:12:12,975 --> 01:12:14,704
- [Screams]- Oh!
2007
01:12:14,777 --> 01:12:16,039
Hey!
2008
01:12:16,111 --> 01:12:18,045
- Jason; Sorry!- [Girls laugh]
2009
01:12:18,113 --> 01:12:19,842
- Go around this guy!Go around!- [Engine revs]
2010
01:12:19,915 --> 01:12:21,746
- Joey, you're losin' them!- [Tires screech]
2011
01:12:21,817 --> 01:12:24,513
Yellow light! Yellow light!Yellow light!
2012
01:12:24,586 --> 01:12:26,178
Girls; Yellow light!Yellow light!
2013
01:12:26,255 --> 01:12:29,315
[Tires screech, girls laugh]
2014
01:12:29,391 --> 01:12:30,881
Thanks.
2015
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,552
[Car door closes]
2016
01:12:32,628 --> 01:12:35,358
Huh?
2017
01:12:35,431 --> 01:12:38,195
Hi.
2018
01:12:38,267 --> 01:12:39,825
What? What? What?What?
2019
01:12:39,902 --> 01:12:42,496
Don't worry.Just a bunch of kidsout joy ridin'.
2020
01:12:42,571 --> 01:12:44,801
What's the world comin' to,Pauly?
2021
01:12:44,873 --> 01:12:47,398
Thank you very much,Mr. Aphistopheles.
2022
01:12:47,476 --> 01:12:48,465
Who?
2023
01:12:48,544 --> 01:12:50,136
You know,you're so stupid.
2024
01:12:50,212 --> 01:12:53,181
He's only the mostmajor philosophist aroundalive today.
2025
01:12:53,248 --> 01:12:55,876
Look, I'm gonna split,okay? Uh, you gotsome change on you?
2026
01:12:55,951 --> 01:12:58,317
You know, just in case the carbreaks down, got to call home,know what I'm saying?
2027
01:12:58,387 --> 01:13:00,355
- But nothing's gonna happen.It's gonna be cool.- Okay.
2028
01:13:00,422 --> 01:13:02,515
- It's gonna be cool.All right?- All right.See you later.
2029
01:13:02,591 --> 01:13:03,387
Have fun. Gonna be cool.
2030
01:13:03,459 --> 01:13:04,551
Hey, there's a pigeon.
2031
01:13:04,626 --> 01:13:05,558
- Check this out.- Come on.
2032
01:13:05,627 --> 01:13:07,891
[Grunts]Hey, thanks.
2033
01:13:07,963 --> 01:13:09,055
Can I get the ball?
2034
01:13:09,131 --> 01:13:10,223
Sorry.
2035
01:13:10,299 --> 01:13:12,597
- Come on. Please.Come on!- [Laughs]
2036
01:13:12,668 --> 01:13:14,602
- Give me the ball back,guys.- Too late.
2037
01:13:14,670 --> 01:13:16,638
- Come on!- [Ball bouncing]
2038
01:13:16,705 --> 01:13:19,469
- Give me the ball back!- Hey, Jason...
2039
01:13:19,541 --> 01:13:20,940
is there a problem here?
2040
01:13:21,010 --> 01:13:23,877
Oh, hey. Hey. Is this yourmommy, come to wipe your nose?
2041
01:13:23,946 --> 01:13:25,538
- No!- Oh, oh, oh.
2042
01:13:25,614 --> 01:13:27,377
Pickin' on little dudes.You just bad, ain't you?
2043
01:13:27,449 --> 01:13:29,041
- Oh, yeah.- Can I see the ball there?
2044
01:13:29,118 --> 01:13:30,278
Ooh!He's so strong.
2045
01:13:30,352 --> 01:13:32,582
Tell you what...since y'all are suchtough guys,
2046
01:13:32,654 --> 01:13:34,986
how about if we play a littlebasketball, you know?
2047
01:13:35,057 --> 01:13:37,150
Me and my managainst all five of you.
2048
01:13:37,226 --> 01:13:38,557
[Murmuring]
2049
01:13:38,627 --> 01:13:42,256
- I mean,I really, really suck.- [Boys murmuring]
2050
01:13:42,331 --> 01:13:45,562
Let me tell you somethingright now... you do not suck.Never say that, okay?
2051
01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:47,932
Basketball is up here, man.It's about confidence,all right?
2052
01:13:48,003 --> 01:13:50,403
Now, I've watched you playin the driveway.You have game.
2053
01:13:50,472 --> 01:13:52,599
Relax. Relax, okay?
2054
01:13:52,674 --> 01:13:53,800
Stick your tongue outlike Michael Jordan.
2055
01:13:53,876 --> 01:13:56,174
- Now, whose house is this?- [Muffled] My house.
2056
01:13:56,245 --> 01:13:58,805
Put your tongueback in your mouth.Whose house is this?Say it like you mean it.
2057
01:13:58,881 --> 01:14:00,178
- My house!- Whose ball is this?
2058
01:14:00,249 --> 01:14:02,581
My ball! My ball!My ball!
2059
01:14:02,651 --> 01:14:04,983
Let's go play.All right.
2060
01:14:05,054 --> 01:14:07,750
I play much better whenthere's something at stake,so let's make a bet.
2061
01:14:07,823 --> 01:14:10,417
If you guys win,we'll give you, um...
2062
01:14:10,492 --> 01:14:11,925
that red Volvo over there.
2063
01:14:11,994 --> 01:14:13,086
But that's my dad's car!
2064
01:14:13,162 --> 01:14:14,629
It's all right.
2065
01:14:14,696 --> 01:14:17,358
And if we win, we get, um...your clothes.
2066
01:14:17,433 --> 01:14:19,697
- Our clothes?- Oh, he's a genius.He's the smart one.
2067
01:14:19,768 --> 01:14:23,602
[Laughs] Okay.Oh, it's make it, take it,which means if we score,we keep it.
2068
01:14:23,672 --> 01:14:25,799
Check! We're ready.Aah!
2069
01:14:25,874 --> 01:14:26,863
All: Aah!
2070
01:14:26,942 --> 01:14:28,739
- There it is.- The mailman!
2071
01:14:28,811 --> 01:14:30,745
- Oh, that's sweet.- Yeah!
2072
01:14:30,813 --> 01:14:32,804
Come on, baby.Pick and roll. There you go.Here's the pick.
2073
01:14:32,881 --> 01:14:34,314
See ya. [Laughs]Yeah!
2074
01:14:34,383 --> 01:14:36,681
- Here comes the roll...right there.- Man!
2075
01:14:36,752 --> 01:14:37,719
- Big guy.- [Grunts]
2076
01:14:37,786 --> 01:14:39,276
- Tough guy. Chest pass.- [Grunts]
2077
01:14:39,354 --> 01:14:40,651
Is that four?
2078
01:14:40,722 --> 01:14:42,121
Oh!
2079
01:14:42,191 --> 01:14:43,488
[Up-tempo music plays]
2080
01:14:43,559 --> 01:14:45,652
[Grunting]
2081
01:14:45,727 --> 01:14:47,524
In your face, porker!
2082
01:14:47,596 --> 01:14:49,223
- Give me some.- Hello.
2083
01:14:49,298 --> 01:14:50,822
Aah!
2084
01:14:50,899 --> 01:14:52,491
Put it up!
2085
01:14:52,568 --> 01:14:53,694
Sky.
2086
01:14:53,769 --> 01:14:56,033
Boo-yah!
2087
01:14:56,105 --> 01:14:56,833
Yes!
2088
01:14:56,905 --> 01:14:57,963
Man, you did good.
2089
01:14:58,040 --> 01:14:59,974
If you work really hardand practice a lot,
2090
01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:01,202
who knows?
2091
01:15:01,276 --> 01:15:03,244
One day you might playfor the Chicago Bulls.
2092
01:15:03,312 --> 01:15:04,711
- Really?- Mm-hmm.
2093
01:15:04,780 --> 01:15:06,907
Hey, come on! Can we pleasehave our clothes back?!
2094
01:15:06,982 --> 01:15:09,246
Maybe a bestout of three!
2095
01:15:09,318 --> 01:15:10,842
Both: Nah!
2096
01:15:10,919 --> 01:15:13,979
- [Laughs]- Remember I threw that passaround my back?
2097
01:15:14,423 --> 01:15:17,017
[Silverware rattling]
2098
01:15:17,092 --> 01:15:20,584
[Piano music plays]
2099
01:15:26,502 --> 01:15:29,835
Gary, you knowwhat I heard today?Beaver Meadows is goinginto the yogurt business.
2100
01:15:29,905 --> 01:15:31,566
- [Coughs]- Wow.
2101
01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:32,698
[Humming]
2102
01:15:32,774 --> 01:15:35,106
And your firm is going torepresent them.
2103
01:15:35,177 --> 01:15:37,077
- I didn't know that.- Who do you thinkthey assigned to it?
2104
01:15:37,146 --> 01:15:39,080
Uh, Jerry?
2105
01:15:39,148 --> 01:15:41,844
- Yeah, I think it's Jerry.- Your best friendat the firm?
2106
01:15:41,917 --> 01:15:43,908
Don't you thinkJerry would've called me?
2107
01:15:43,986 --> 01:15:47,114
- [Telephone ringing]- I mean, Beaver Meadowsis huge. They willswallow us alive.
2108
01:15:47,189 --> 01:15:50,249
Did you know the last thingEdgar Allan Poe ate beforehe died was broccoli?
2109
01:15:50,325 --> 01:15:52,122
Then don't eat it.
2110
01:15:52,194 --> 01:15:54,219
I can't believeJerry would do that to us.
2111
01:15:54,296 --> 01:15:57,129
Mom, Dad, Derek taught mehow to drive today.
2112
01:15:57,199 --> 01:15:59,599
- W...- Left turns are toughat 50, huh, big guy?
2113
01:15:59,668 --> 01:16:01,431
[Chuckles]It's... um, we were...
2114
01:16:01,503 --> 01:16:04,199
Derek, it's for you.It's Larry from thetattoo parlor.
2115
01:16:04,273 --> 01:16:05,865
Cool.
2116
01:16:05,941 --> 01:16:07,772
[Silverware rattles]
2117
01:16:07,843 --> 01:16:10,403
O- Oh.Um, cat's out the bag.
2118
01:16:10,479 --> 01:16:13,812
Um, it was gonna bea gift to my hostsfrom their houseguest.
2119
01:16:13,882 --> 01:16:16,146
[Laughing]I can't believehe just called.
2120
01:16:16,218 --> 01:16:19,119
"Larry from thetattoo parlor"?You couldn't think ofanything better than that?
2121
01:16:19,188 --> 01:16:20,553
Yo, man, where you been?I've been trying to call youall day.
2122
01:16:20,622 --> 01:16:22,317
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey, man!- No, no! Don't hang up!
2123
01:16:22,391 --> 01:16:24,586
It was you who putmy name down on yourloan request!
2124
01:16:24,660 --> 01:16:26,127
- Larry, don't...I'm sorry, man!- I'm hanging up!
2125
01:16:26,195 --> 01:16:28,095
No, no! Don't hang up!I'm sorry, man!I'm under pressure!
2126
01:16:28,163 --> 01:16:30,427
I got paying customers!They're payin' me moneyright now!
2127
01:16:30,499 --> 01:16:32,933
You're gonna have tocome pick me up.I'm running out of time.
2128
01:16:33,001 --> 01:16:34,969
Besides, I-I'm turnin' intoMary Poppins out here.
2129
01:16:35,037 --> 01:16:36,664
- [Engine revs,glass breaks]- Aah!
2130
01:16:36,738 --> 01:16:39,263
- Oh, my God!- Larry, you still there?
2131
01:16:39,341 --> 01:16:40,171
We gotta talk!
2132
01:16:40,242 --> 01:16:42,233
Yes! No problem!Sure!
2133
01:16:42,311 --> 01:16:43,608
All right. 9:30 tonight.
2134
01:16:43,679 --> 01:16:45,078
- Where?- Mickey D's.
2135
01:16:45,147 --> 01:16:46,739
- Which one?- They only have one.
2136
01:16:46,815 --> 01:16:49,340
I'm tellin' you, man, this islike "Leave It to Beaver" Landout here.
2137
01:16:49,418 --> 01:16:51,579
- Now, hurry.- Is everything all right?
2138
01:16:51,653 --> 01:16:54,087
Hurry? No, no, no.You don't tell me to hurry!
2139
01:16:54,156 --> 01:16:55,453
I tell you to hurry.
2140
01:16:55,524 --> 01:16:56,855
Okay? Bye.
2141
01:16:56,925 --> 01:16:58,517
This is a Harley!
2142
01:16:58,594 --> 01:17:00,255
- [Fabric tearing]- What the hell is this?!
2143
01:17:00,329 --> 01:17:01,762
- Ooh.- [Telephone rattles]
2144
01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:03,457
[Weakly] A Harley...
2145
01:17:03,532 --> 01:17:05,295
European style.
2146
01:17:05,367 --> 01:17:06,664
It's very thoughtful,
2147
01:17:06,735 --> 01:17:09,397
but you really don't need togive us anything, really.
2148
01:17:09,471 --> 01:17:10,768
Well, I just...you know...
2149
01:17:10,839 --> 01:17:14,741
Look, Derek...about Emily and thisBeaver Meadows thing...
2150
01:17:14,810 --> 01:17:18,246
I just want youto know that in18 years of marriage,
2151
01:17:18,313 --> 01:17:20,076
I had never liedto my wife.
2152
01:17:20,148 --> 01:17:21,706
[Brooke shouting]
2153
01:17:21,783 --> 01:17:23,410
Please, timeout!
2154
01:17:23,485 --> 01:17:28,252
You know... man, you know,right before Anne Sextonkilled herself,
2155
01:17:28,323 --> 01:17:30,848
she asked her daughterto promise that the words
2156
01:17:30,926 --> 01:17:33,895
"Rats live on no evil star"would be written on her grave.
2157
01:17:33,962 --> 01:17:37,329
[Voice breaking]That's a major thing to ask.
2158
01:17:37,399 --> 01:17:39,959
I mean, they must'vehad an amazingmother/daughter connection.
2159
01:17:40,035 --> 01:17:41,730
[Crying] Not like us!
2160
01:17:41,803 --> 01:17:44,465
Forget it! I'm nevertalking to any ofyou guys ever again!
2161
01:17:44,539 --> 01:17:46,063
What did you say to her?
2162
01:17:46,141 --> 01:17:48,735
Nothing.I didn't say anything.
2163
01:17:48,810 --> 01:17:51,574
I'm her mother.It... it makes me the enemy.
2164
01:17:51,647 --> 01:17:53,080
[Sighs]
2165
01:17:53,148 --> 01:17:55,582
Derek...
2166
01:17:55,651 --> 01:17:59,314
you seem to have...such a connection with her.
2167
01:17:59,388 --> 01:18:01,219
Maybe you could talkto her.
2168
01:18:01,290 --> 01:18:04,384
Yeah. No problem.Sure.
2169
01:18:04,459 --> 01:18:08,259
d I feel the pain of everyone d
2170
01:18:10,599 --> 01:18:12,191
- [Knock on door]- Hello?
2171
01:18:12,267 --> 01:18:13,700
d And later I feel nothing d
2172
01:18:13,769 --> 01:18:15,396
- Mind if I turn this down?- [Volume decreases]
2173
01:18:15,470 --> 01:18:16,732
Hey.
2174
01:18:16,805 --> 01:18:18,898
Uh, can I talk to youfor a second?
2175
01:18:18,974 --> 01:18:20,032
Oh!
2176
01:18:20,108 --> 01:18:21,837
[Music continues]
2177
01:18:21,910 --> 01:18:25,346
Listen... I mean,what could be so wrong, okay?
2178
01:18:25,414 --> 01:18:28,247
You got this, um,beautiful room here.
2179
01:18:28,317 --> 01:18:30,080
So bright and airy.
2180
01:18:30,152 --> 01:18:33,644
And you got these...great pictures of thesedead guys on the wall,
2181
01:18:33,722 --> 01:18:36,657
and you got these, uh,things I don't understandthat you wrote down,and you...
2182
01:18:36,725 --> 01:18:38,556
oh, these decapitatedBarbie dolls.
2183
01:18:38,627 --> 01:18:41,118
I mean, this iswhat every teenagegirl lives for.
2184
01:18:41,196 --> 01:18:43,687
I mean, it can'tget much betterthan this, right?
2185
01:18:43,765 --> 01:18:45,528
[Music continues]
2186
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,295
[Sobs]
2187
01:18:47,369 --> 01:18:48,961
W... W... I'm sorry.
2188
01:18:49,037 --> 01:18:50,766
L- I shouldn't have beentelling jokes.
2189
01:18:50,839 --> 01:18:52,431
I'm sorry.I say something wrong?
2190
01:18:52,507 --> 01:18:53,940
[Crying] No.
2191
01:18:54,009 --> 01:18:56,443
It's... my dad and momand [Sobs]
2192
01:18:56,511 --> 01:18:58,604
And Steve doesn't love meanymore.
2193
01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:01,274
Steve.Are you sure?
2194
01:19:01,350 --> 01:19:04,114
Yes. But he's been...he's been, like,
2195
01:19:04,186 --> 01:19:06,780
hanging in town every daywith Kelly Friedlander,
2196
01:19:06,855 --> 01:19:10,086
and [Sobs]She's a lot prettier than me.
2197
01:19:10,158 --> 01:19:12,592
And you know...I don't know, Derek.
2198
01:19:12,661 --> 01:19:14,219
It just...it really hurts.
2199
01:19:14,296 --> 01:19:15,729
Oh, come here.
2200
01:19:15,797 --> 01:19:17,560
Listen.Listen... listen to me, okay?
2201
01:19:17,632 --> 01:19:20,066
I can't see any womanbeing finer than you.
2202
01:19:20,135 --> 01:19:22,069
I mean,you are a beautiful woman,
2203
01:19:22,137 --> 01:19:24,071
and you got it going on,all right?
2204
01:19:24,139 --> 01:19:25,902
You're just withthe wrong guy.
2205
01:19:25,974 --> 01:19:27,965
I mean, none of the womenI've ever dated
2206
01:19:28,043 --> 01:19:29,476
would put up with his mess.
2207
01:19:29,544 --> 01:19:30,476
No?
2208
01:19:30,545 --> 01:19:32,479
Oh, no, no, no, no.No way, no how.
2209
01:19:32,547 --> 01:19:34,208
[Snaps fingers]See ya.
2210
01:19:36,218 --> 01:19:38,914
Look, maybe you couldjust kill him for me.
2211
01:19:38,987 --> 01:19:40,648
[Laughs]
2212
01:19:40,722 --> 01:19:42,917
You're playin', right?
2213
01:19:42,991 --> 01:19:45,755
You're playin', right?
2214
01:19:45,827 --> 01:19:50,196
Look... this guyis a slime bag,and you know that.
2215
01:19:50,265 --> 01:19:53,359
And I know there's a lot ofother guys who'd like to bedating you right now.
2216
01:19:53,435 --> 01:19:55,699
And there's got to besome guys that you'reinterested in.
2217
01:19:55,771 --> 01:19:58,365
I know there'sanother guy out theresomewhere, right?
2218
01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:00,465
[Sighs]Well, there's Charles.
2219
01:20:00,542 --> 01:20:03,773
See? I knew... look,I knew you had someother guy in your pocket.
2220
01:20:03,845 --> 01:20:05,278
Now,tell me about Charles.
2221
01:20:05,347 --> 01:20:06,780
Charles Baudelaire.
2222
01:20:06,848 --> 01:20:09,180
He's the great poetof moral decay.
2223
01:20:09,251 --> 01:20:12,186
[Voice breaking]He would definitelyunderstand me.
2224
01:20:12,254 --> 01:20:13,516
[Sobs]
2225
01:20:13,588 --> 01:20:16,386
Look, you got to get overthis thing for dead guys.
2226
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:19,120
I mean, why don't we trys- some live guys?
2227
01:20:19,194 --> 01:20:20,627
W... Charles Barkley.
2228
01:20:20,695 --> 01:20:22,128
- What?- H-He's like a poet?
2229
01:20:22,197 --> 01:20:24,165
You ever seen his commercials?All right?
2230
01:20:24,232 --> 01:20:27,497
Now, look, when I come back,I promise you we're gonnawork on that dead-guything, all right?
2231
01:20:27,569 --> 01:20:30,629
We're gonna get youout there and get you tomovies with guys who arestill breathing, okay?
2232
01:20:30,705 --> 01:20:33,503
And we'll get yousome pastel colors...at least some dark grays.
2233
01:20:33,575 --> 01:20:36,339
- [Volume increases]- Here you go...meditation music!
2234
01:20:36,411 --> 01:20:39,005
You're gonna beall right, okay?
2235
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:41,241
Remember... live guys.Breathing.
2236
01:20:41,316 --> 01:20:42,749
[Inhales, exhales]
2237
01:20:42,818 --> 01:20:44,080
[Laughs]
2238
01:20:44,152 --> 01:20:46,814
[Music continues]
2239
01:20:47,022 --> 01:20:51,015
Kevin; I'm so gladto be leaving this place, man.
2240
01:20:51,092 --> 01:20:53,686
Don't make any sense.Flowers on the wall.
2241
01:20:53,762 --> 01:20:56,196
What kind of man... this islike a little child's room.
2242
01:20:56,264 --> 01:20:59,563
Too many pillows. Take all dayto make up this bed, man.
2243
01:20:59,634 --> 01:21:01,067
I'm glad I'm going.
2244
01:21:01,136 --> 01:21:03,070
Little midget bed.
2245
01:21:03,138 --> 01:21:06,266
I don't knowwhy I buy these things.I don't ever win, anyway.
2246
01:21:07,742 --> 01:21:08,731
Big spin.
2247
01:21:09,878 --> 01:21:11,209
Big spin.
2248
01:21:12,514 --> 01:21:14,004
Big spin.
2249
01:21:14,082 --> 01:21:16,676
Big spin...
2250
01:21:16,751 --> 01:21:17,843
Yes!
2251
01:21:17,919 --> 01:21:19,181
Yes! Yes!
2252
01:21:19,254 --> 01:21:21,017
Baby, baby, baby!
2253
01:21:21,089 --> 01:21:23,182
Oh, yes!I'm gonna be on TV!
2254
01:21:23,258 --> 01:21:24,850
Kevin Franklin in the house!
2255
01:21:24,926 --> 01:21:27,360
Yes! I'm in the house!I'm definitely in the house!
2256
01:21:27,429 --> 01:21:29,522
This is the way we...
2257
01:21:29,598 --> 01:21:32,761
- Hey, buddy....loosen up.
2258
01:21:32,834 --> 01:21:34,267
What happened to your nose?
2259
01:21:34,336 --> 01:21:36,964
Jason threw abasketball at my facefor no apparent reason...
2260
01:21:37,038 --> 01:21:39,802
some sort of newbounce pass or checkingor something.
2261
01:21:39,875 --> 01:21:41,604
Well, you know,he's working on his game.
2262
01:21:41,676 --> 01:21:43,541
- So, who's Kevin Franklin?- Kevin Franklin?
2263
01:21:43,612 --> 01:21:46,740
Yeah. I heard yousay... Kevin Franklinwas in the house.
2264
01:21:46,815 --> 01:21:48,373
You busted me.
2265
01:21:48,450 --> 01:21:51,715
Kevin Franklin isa millionaire,
2266
01:21:51,786 --> 01:21:54,983
and I often fantasizeabout being him.
2267
01:21:55,056 --> 01:21:57,024
I mean, I often pretendto be other people.
2268
01:21:57,092 --> 01:21:59,788
I mean, you... youprobably do the same thing,don't you? I mean...
2269
01:21:59,861 --> 01:22:02,455
Well, yes.Actually, I have.
2270
01:22:02,531 --> 01:22:03,623
[Chuckles]
2271
01:22:03,698 --> 01:22:06,360
I often fantasizeabout being Matlock.
2272
01:22:06,434 --> 01:22:07,526
There you go.
2273
01:22:07,602 --> 01:22:10,127
You know, the thing I admiremost about you, Derek,
2274
01:22:10,205 --> 01:22:12,503
is your honesty...your openness.
2275
01:22:12,574 --> 01:22:15,441
Oh, the thingsyou've shared with me,the things you've called me on.
2276
01:22:15,510 --> 01:22:17,978
I think being aroundyou has made mea better person.
2277
01:22:18,046 --> 01:22:19,604
Thank you.
2278
01:22:19,681 --> 01:22:21,842
Thank you.
2279
01:22:21,917 --> 01:22:24,408
[Chuckles]
2280
01:22:24,486 --> 01:22:25,919
[Rumbling]
2281
01:22:25,987 --> 01:22:28,512
Sarah; Get him!Get him! Get him!
2282
01:22:28,590 --> 01:22:30,353
Get him!
2283
01:22:30,425 --> 01:22:32,985
- Use... use the knocker.- I'll knock, but you justsay "please" once.
2284
01:22:33,061 --> 01:22:34,323
- Please knock.- Thank you.
2285
01:22:34,396 --> 01:22:36,091
Pain in my neck.
2286
01:22:36,164 --> 01:22:38,826
Pay attention.
2287
01:22:38,900 --> 01:22:40,959
[Latch clicks]
2288
01:22:41,036 --> 01:22:44,494
Oh [Chuckles]Hello, little girl.
2289
01:22:44,573 --> 01:22:47,667
Is there a tall black mannamed Kevin hereby any chance?
2290
01:22:47,742 --> 01:22:49,607
- No!- Please... please excuse me.Joey...
2291
01:22:49,678 --> 01:22:52,704
- Aah! Ow!- Caught your fingersthere, huh, Pauly?
2292
01:22:52,781 --> 01:22:54,874
- Run for your lives!- Squished!
2293
01:22:54,950 --> 01:22:56,042
Ooh! Smashed him!
2294
01:22:56,117 --> 01:22:57,675
What is it now?
2295
01:22:57,752 --> 01:22:59,811
Where is he?'Cause I gottatell you somethin'.
2296
01:22:59,888 --> 01:23:01,879
Nobody does thatto my big brother, Pauly.
2297
01:23:01,957 --> 01:23:03,322
- Joey...- You hear what I'm sayin',Pauly?
2298
01:23:03,391 --> 01:23:05,518
- Whoa!- Whoa!- Bad man.
2299
01:23:05,594 --> 01:23:08,188
- [Both stammering]- Mommy says you shouldn'tplay with guns.
2300
01:23:08,263 --> 01:23:09,560
- Whoa!- Whoa!
2301
01:23:09,631 --> 01:23:10,859
Aah!
2302
01:23:10,932 --> 01:23:12,832
Whoa.[Whistles]
2303
01:23:12,901 --> 01:23:14,459
- [Grunting]- I'm dead.
2304
01:23:14,536 --> 01:23:16,128
- Oh, you're killin' me,Joey.- [Growls, barks]
2305
01:23:16,204 --> 01:23:18,638
- Not on purpose!- We got a snapper, Joey!
2306
01:23:18,707 --> 01:23:21,005
- It's a ratmueller!It's a ratmueller!- Stop him!
2307
01:23:21,076 --> 01:23:24,170
- [Barking]- I don't do goodwith ratmuellers! Aah!
2308
01:23:24,245 --> 01:23:25,507
- [Laughs]- [Laughs]
2309
01:23:25,580 --> 01:23:28,242
- Okay.Tell 'em goodbye.- [Squeals]
2310
01:23:28,316 --> 01:23:29,408
Whoo!
2311
01:23:29,484 --> 01:23:31,076
Whoo-hoo.You know what?
2312
01:23:31,152 --> 01:23:33,677
Your mommy's right.You should neverplay with guns.
2313
01:23:33,755 --> 01:23:35,518
I'm gonna get rid of it,okay?
2314
01:23:35,590 --> 01:23:37,558
Derek,is your real name Kevin?
2315
01:23:37,626 --> 01:23:40,527
[Chuckles]Hold that thought, okay?
2316
01:23:40,595 --> 01:23:44,622
[Up-tempo music plays]
2317
01:23:47,135 --> 01:23:48,227
[Clicks]
2318
01:23:48,303 --> 01:23:49,600
[Click, gunshot]
2319
01:23:49,671 --> 01:23:50,899
Whoa.
2320
01:23:51,339 --> 01:23:53,637
- Watch TV.- [Music plays on television]
2321
01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:55,539
- What was that?- What was that boom?
2322
01:23:55,610 --> 01:23:58,374
Two bad men came to the door,and I took their gun.
2323
01:23:58,446 --> 01:24:00,573
[Chuckles]Oh, no. It was...
2324
01:24:00,649 --> 01:24:02,617
there's two bad menon the cartoon. It's so real.
2325
01:24:02,684 --> 01:24:04,413
- It's like...- [Laughing] Oh.
2326
01:24:04,486 --> 01:24:05,418
Yeah. I...
2327
01:24:05,487 --> 01:24:06,715
- Move!- What?
2328
01:24:06,788 --> 01:24:09,052
[Music continues]
2329
01:24:09,124 --> 01:24:11,183
Um, I'm goingfor a little night jog.
2330
01:24:11,259 --> 01:24:13,090
Are you coming back?
2331
01:24:13,161 --> 01:24:14,059
You bet.
2332
01:24:14,129 --> 01:24:15,391
- Kevin...- Huh?
2333
01:24:15,463 --> 01:24:18,955
I'm really goodat keeping secrets.
2334
01:24:19,034 --> 01:24:20,934
[Chuckles]
2335
01:24:21,002 --> 01:24:23,766
- [Barking]- Good dog, Carl.How many times we got to gothrough this?
2336
01:24:26,574 --> 01:24:29,168
[Engine turns over]
2337
01:24:29,244 --> 01:24:30,506
[Car door closes]
2338
01:24:30,578 --> 01:24:32,273
Wait a minute.Wait a minute.
2339
01:24:32,347 --> 01:24:34,406
What happenedto your eye, Larry?Let me see that.
2340
01:24:34,482 --> 01:24:37,815
- [Laughing]What happened to you?- Some people just don'tappreciate good art.
2341
01:24:37,886 --> 01:24:39,979
[Laughing]I guess not.
2342
01:24:40,055 --> 01:24:41,420
So...
2343
01:24:41,489 --> 01:24:44,822
where's you wants meto drive, Miss Daisy?
2344
01:24:44,893 --> 01:24:47,623
Real funny, man.Just keep driving.
2345
01:24:47,696 --> 01:24:50,961
- It's not my faultyou're in trouble, man.I'm just trying to help.- Yeah, right.
2346
01:24:51,032 --> 01:24:54,263
You know, Kevin, one dayyou're gonna realize thatfriendship is aboutgive and take.
2347
01:24:54,335 --> 01:24:56,963
But all you do is take...take, take, take!
2348
01:24:57,672 --> 01:25:00,607
Hey, man, where'd you getthose shoes from?Those are nice.
2349
01:25:00,675 --> 01:25:01,835
Yeah.
2350
01:25:01,910 --> 01:25:03,673
Yeah.
2351
01:25:03,745 --> 01:25:07,078
[Angelic music plays]
2352
01:25:07,148 --> 01:25:08,672
- Stop the car, man.- Stop the car?
2353
01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:09,682
Stop the car!
2354
01:25:09,751 --> 01:25:10,945
Stop the car now!
2355
01:25:11,019 --> 01:25:13,112
Okay!
2356
01:25:13,188 --> 01:25:15,019
This makes sense now,brother. I'm telling you,it makes sense, man.
2357
01:25:15,090 --> 01:25:17,524
Look, you know,Poseidon was an orphan, too.
2358
01:25:17,592 --> 01:25:19,651
Thank you.Can we go now, Kevin?
2359
01:25:19,728 --> 01:25:22,128
I came herewith a class one time,and Sister Mary Winterswas trippin'.
2360
01:25:22,197 --> 01:25:24,631
Do you knowwhat the only differencebetween him and me is?
2361
01:25:24,699 --> 01:25:27,793
He's Greek, he's white,and he's a god.
2362
01:25:27,869 --> 01:25:30,303
He never triedto pass himself offas somebody he wasn't.
2363
01:25:30,371 --> 01:25:31,861
Man,that was a down brother.
2364
01:25:31,940 --> 01:25:34,807
Kevin... thank youfor that remarkable insight!Now, can we go?!
2365
01:25:34,876 --> 01:25:36,673
I bet you he neverlet people down when theywere countin' on him.
2366
01:25:36,745 --> 01:25:39,009
Those two Italian brotherscome around here lookingfor you again,
2367
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,480
I swear to GodI don't even know you,and I mean that.
2368
01:25:41,549 --> 01:25:43,244
Larry,I got to go back, man.
2369
01:25:43,318 --> 01:25:45,616
What?! Why?!
2370
01:25:45,687 --> 01:25:48,713
The man's marriageis in trouble, man.I'm his oldest friendin the world.
2371
01:25:48,790 --> 01:25:50,189
You're my oldest friendin the world.
2372
01:25:50,258 --> 01:25:52,317
You're only pretendin'to be his oldest friendin the world!
2373
01:25:52,393 --> 01:25:54,156
So?He's still in trouble.
2374
01:25:54,229 --> 01:25:56,390
And he's gotthis daughter, Brooke.Man, the girl is messed up.
2375
01:25:56,464 --> 01:25:58,432
- So what?- I lied toa 5-year-old child, man.
2376
01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:01,731
Look, I told herI would be back, man.You can mess a kid up, man.I know.
2377
01:26:01,803 --> 01:26:03,236
Give me the keys.I got to go.
2378
01:26:03,304 --> 01:26:05,568
- I don't want to talkabout it.- Kevin... Kevin...Kevin!
2379
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:08,302
Kevin!You lie to everybody, man.
2380
01:26:08,376 --> 01:26:11,539
You badger me,you have me compromisemyself as an artist,
2381
01:26:11,613 --> 01:26:13,911
and you had me risk my lifeto save you!
2382
01:26:13,982 --> 01:26:16,177
And this ishow you treat me?!This is how you pay me back?!
2383
01:26:16,251 --> 01:26:18,481
Hey, brother,forget about it, huh?You forget it.
2384
01:26:18,553 --> 01:26:20,680
If you see me onthe other side of the street,you just keep on steppin'!
2385
01:26:20,755 --> 01:26:21,687
I mean that, Kevin!
2386
01:26:21,756 --> 01:26:23,747
You don't get it, do you?
2387
01:26:23,825 --> 01:26:26,123
No.No, I don't get it.
2388
01:26:26,194 --> 01:26:29,391
Why don't you tell me...why the hell are you goingback there?!
2389
01:26:29,464 --> 01:26:30,931
You said it yourself, man.
2390
01:26:30,999 --> 01:26:33,900
All my life, man,all I've ever doneis take, take, take.
2391
01:26:33,968 --> 01:26:37,563
Kevin... Kevin needs this.Kevin needs this.Kevin's gonna makea million dollars.
2392
01:26:37,639 --> 01:26:39,732
Man, I thought if I madesome money, man,
2393
01:26:39,808 --> 01:26:42,572
that would change things...how people thoughtabout me.
2394
01:26:42,644 --> 01:26:44,305
I could be somebody,all right?
2395
01:26:44,379 --> 01:26:45,641
Well, I was wrong, man.
2396
01:26:45,713 --> 01:26:47,840
I learned somethingthese past few days, man.
2397
01:26:47,916 --> 01:26:50,077
It's about friendship...about our friendship,
2398
01:26:50,151 --> 01:26:52,585
about the friendshipI made with thatfamily, man...
2399
01:26:52,654 --> 01:26:54,087
that's what it's about.
2400
01:26:54,155 --> 01:26:58,057
That's whyI got to go back, Larry.I have to go back.
2401
01:26:58,126 --> 01:27:00,060
- I'll call you.- All right.
2402
01:27:00,128 --> 01:27:02,926
You know, man,relationships areabout give and take.
2403
01:27:02,997 --> 01:27:05,591
Now, I knowyou see it my way.It's about compromise, see?
2404
01:27:05,667 --> 01:27:07,430
- Look howwe're friends now.- [Gulps]
2405
01:27:07,502 --> 01:27:10,096
We sit downand enjoy a meal together.That's what men aresupposed to do.
2406
01:27:10,171 --> 01:27:12,571
Now, you,you like to chase women,and me, I like to chase women.
2407
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:15,575
But it's probably different,'cause dogs, they don't evenhave to ask permission.
2408
01:27:15,643 --> 01:27:18,009
You just run 'em down.If the girl can't run,that's your woman.
2409
01:27:18,079 --> 01:27:20,274
Want some cake?
2410
01:27:20,348 --> 01:27:23,579
Derek; Thank you for comingin on a holiday like this.
2411
01:27:23,651 --> 01:27:25,881
I hope it wasn't too muchof an imposition.
2412
01:27:25,954 --> 01:27:28,616
[Chuckles] No.No, it's...
2413
01:27:28,690 --> 01:27:32,626
Here you go, Dr. Bond.The ones on the bottom are faxesfrom your clipping service.
2414
01:27:32,694 --> 01:27:34,184
Ah. [Chuckles]
2415
01:27:36,364 --> 01:27:38,730
[Whistling]
2416
01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:40,791
[Door closes]
2417
01:27:40,869 --> 01:27:43,667
Ha.
2418
01:27:43,738 --> 01:27:47,333
[Whistling]
2419
01:27:47,408 --> 01:27:49,569
[Whistling stops]
2420
01:27:49,644 --> 01:27:52,010
[Whistling resumes]
2421
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:54,344
[Whistles descending tone]
2422
01:27:54,415 --> 01:27:55,575
[Laughs]
2423
01:27:55,650 --> 01:27:57,242
[Bells jingle]
2424
01:27:57,318 --> 01:27:59,013
Yo! What's up?!ST-3 in the house!
2425
01:27:59,087 --> 01:28:01,988
- G-Money, man,how you doin'?- Yo, what's up, kid?
2426
01:28:02,056 --> 01:28:03,990
- I been lookin' for you.[Laughs]- What's goin' on, man?
2427
01:28:04,058 --> 01:28:06,959
- Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.This your woman?- Oh, this is Kelly.
2428
01:28:07,028 --> 01:28:08,256
Yeah, you kinda phat.
2429
01:28:08,329 --> 01:28:10,320
- Hi. [Chuckles]- Yo.
2430
01:28:10,398 --> 01:28:11,660
What, she don't knowwhat I'm talkin' about?
2431
01:28:11,733 --> 01:28:13,132
- She ain't up.She ain't up.- Oh. All right.
2432
01:28:13,201 --> 01:28:15,032
Aah! Not all of uscan be down.
2433
01:28:15,103 --> 01:28:16,866
- Come on.You want to go regulate?- Regulate.
2434
01:28:16,938 --> 01:28:19,099
You know, go mix it up, man.Go look for some new h-iz-oneys,you know what I'm sayin'?
2435
01:28:19,173 --> 01:28:22,700
Oh, uh, y-y-yeah, man.I'm down. Let mejust deal with thethingy-thing, you know?
2436
01:28:22,777 --> 01:28:24,870
[Both laugh]
2437
01:28:24,946 --> 01:28:26,880
Check it...me and my boy need to takea cruise, all right?
2438
01:28:26,948 --> 01:28:28,279
[Mumbling]
2439
01:28:30,251 --> 01:28:32,549
- It's a nice ride, G-Money.This is nice.- Word up, B.
2440
01:28:32,620 --> 01:28:34,451
Yeah, man.Look, I want to talk to youabout somethin'.
2441
01:28:34,522 --> 01:28:35,682
What's up, yo?What's on your mind?
2442
01:28:35,757 --> 01:28:38,021
- Talk about women.- Aw, sookie, sookie, now.
2443
01:28:38,092 --> 01:28:39,354
- Know what I'm sayin'?- Check this out.
2444
01:28:39,427 --> 01:28:40,951
- [Tires screech]- Whoa! Is you crazy, man?!
2445
01:28:41,029 --> 01:28:42,690
- Whoo!- I mean, like... like,chill, B.
2446
01:28:42,764 --> 01:28:44,254
Say you're eatinga dinner... a chicken dinner.
2447
01:28:44,332 --> 01:28:45,560
This is your main meal.That's Brooke.
2448
01:28:45,633 --> 01:28:47,498
- Yo, kid...- Know what I'm sayin'?
2449
01:28:47,568 --> 01:28:48,830
- There's a truck comin',man.- That's all right.We're gonna beat this, man.
2450
01:28:48,903 --> 01:28:51,133
- There's a truck, man.There's a truck!- Might not make it.Might not make it!
2451
01:28:51,205 --> 01:28:52,672
- [Horn blares]- Aah!
2452
01:28:52,740 --> 01:28:54,332
- No.- [Tires screech]
2453
01:28:54,409 --> 01:28:55,899
- Yo, B!- What?
2454
01:28:55,977 --> 01:28:57,706
- You beon the train tracks, yo!- What?
2455
01:28:57,779 --> 01:29:00,213
You know, you're right!These country roadsall look the same!
2456
01:29:00,281 --> 01:29:01,305
Now, where was I?
2457
01:29:01,382 --> 01:29:02,872
- [Whimpers] Chicken.- Chicken... that's right.
2458
01:29:02,951 --> 01:29:05,419
Say you're at home andyou're gonna make yourselfa gourmet meal tonight.
2459
01:29:05,486 --> 01:29:07,920
- Right.- You got yourselfsome golden bird.
2460
01:29:07,989 --> 01:29:11,481
- This is, like,free-range, no chemicals.This is a bad bird.- [Weakly] Bad bird.
2461
01:29:11,559 --> 01:29:13,720
- And know what?You're greedy.- Greedy.
2462
01:29:13,795 --> 01:29:16,923
- And you're smellin'this bird, so you can't wait.So know what you do?- I-I don't know what I do.
2463
01:29:16,998 --> 01:29:19,023
You go down and get yourselfsome Chicken McNuggets.
2464
01:29:19,100 --> 01:29:22,160
Yo, man, if you're hungry,we can go to Mickey D's, man!We can go to Ronald McDonald's!
2465
01:29:22,236 --> 01:29:23,669
No, man! You're missin'the whole point here, S.T.
2466
01:29:23,738 --> 01:29:25,330
- [Whimpers]- I got it! I got it!
2467
01:29:25,406 --> 01:29:27,067
[Laughs] I'm okay!Whoo! Look!
2468
01:29:27,141 --> 01:29:29,200
- We're goin' 50 miles an hour!I can't even feel it!- I-I can feel it!
2469
01:29:29,277 --> 01:29:31,939
- That's 'cause your body'syoung, you know?- I have a young butt.I have a young butt.
2470
01:29:32,013 --> 01:29:33,378
I have a very young butt!
2471
01:29:33,448 --> 01:29:34,676
- [Train horn blows]- [Gasps]
2472
01:29:34,749 --> 01:29:35,875
- Aha!- There is a train.
2473
01:29:35,950 --> 01:29:37,008
- Train.- What? Truck?
2474
01:29:37,085 --> 01:29:38,677
- Train...there's a train comin', B!- Truck?
2475
01:29:38,753 --> 01:29:40,015
Yo, there's a train comin',B!
2476
01:29:40,088 --> 01:29:42,522
[Bell ringing]
2477
01:29:42,590 --> 01:29:45,218
- Train! Train!- I can't see it!I need my glasses.
2478
01:29:45,293 --> 01:29:47,523
- There is a train!- Now, let me getto the point here.
2479
01:29:47,595 --> 01:29:50,928
- Train...- Now, Brooke,that's that gourmet mealyou got waitin' at home
2480
01:29:50,999 --> 01:29:52,967
- [Wheezing]- She thinks she'sthe only dish you have.
2481
01:29:53,034 --> 01:29:54,524
[Train horn blares]
2482
01:29:54,602 --> 01:29:56,297
And know what you're doingbecause you're the mack?
2483
01:29:56,371 --> 01:29:58,271
- No... the train.- You been goin' outwith a Chicken McNugget.
2484
01:29:58,339 --> 01:30:00,739
Go out with a nugget!I'm with a nugget!Kelly's a greasy nugget!
2485
01:30:00,808 --> 01:30:02,867
- Oh, it's unhealthy!- It's unhealthy!
2486
01:30:02,944 --> 01:30:04,969
- There you go.- It's unhealthy!There you go.
2487
01:30:05,046 --> 01:30:08,277
I'm just gonna stopand take a look, man.This is some beautifulcountry out here.
2488
01:30:08,349 --> 01:30:09,873
- [Train horn blares]- Where are you going, sir?!
2489
01:30:09,951 --> 01:30:11,612
We need to talk, man.
2490
01:30:11,686 --> 01:30:13,313
- [Horn blares]- I thinktwo men should talk.
2491
01:30:13,388 --> 01:30:15,788
- I have a chanceto teach you something.You know what I'm talking about?
2492
01:30:15,890 --> 01:30:17,721
- Now, how old are you,man... 16? 18?- I'm 16 years old, sir!
2493
01:30:17,792 --> 01:30:19,919
You have theseraging hormones, man.I know you want to be a man.
2494
01:30:19,994 --> 01:30:21,962
[Horn blares]
2495
01:30:22,030 --> 01:30:23,657
- You know what a man spendsmost of his life doing?- What?!
2496
01:30:23,731 --> 01:30:26,222
- He begs.- I'm begging you!I'm begging you for my keys!
2497
01:30:26,300 --> 01:30:27,130
- No, no, no, no, no.- Please give me my keys!
2498
01:30:27,201 --> 01:30:28,998
You don't beg me.You beg your woman.
2499
01:30:29,070 --> 01:30:30,401
I w...I will beg my woman!
2500
01:30:30,471 --> 01:30:32,405
- For forgiveness!- I will beg Brookefor forgiveness!
2501
01:30:32,473 --> 01:30:34,407
- You beg for forgiveness!- [Screams]
2502
01:30:34,475 --> 01:30:37,137
- [Laughs]- [Sobs]
2503
01:30:37,211 --> 01:30:39,475
- [Horn blares]- You didn't have to worryabout the train.
2504
01:30:39,547 --> 01:30:41,981
I'm gladwe learned something here.You're not from the 'hood,okay?
2505
01:30:42,050 --> 01:30:43,608
- Yeah.- Be yourself.
2506
01:30:43,684 --> 01:30:45,015
Now, you want me to driveor you to drive?
2507
01:30:45,086 --> 01:30:46,883
I'll drive.You look shook up.I'll drive.
2508
01:30:46,954 --> 01:30:49,582
Now, how do I get backto the city from here?
2509
01:30:49,657 --> 01:30:52,251
We got a couplemore things to take care of.This is a bumpy road, man.
2510
01:30:52,326 --> 01:30:56,319
[Indistinct voices]
2511
01:31:01,502 --> 01:31:03,265
Yeah! Yeah!Get down, man! Get...
2512
01:31:03,337 --> 01:31:06,170
What's up?I'm looking for a Gary Young.
2513
01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:09,266
He's upstairs in the stacks.You'll find him.He's the only one here.
2514
01:31:09,343 --> 01:31:10,571
Gary?
2515
01:31:10,645 --> 01:31:12,909
Gary;d She's a brick... house d
2516
01:31:12,980 --> 01:31:16,746
d Mighty, mighty,lettin' it all hang out d
2517
01:31:16,818 --> 01:31:21,482
d She's a brick... hou-u-se d
2518
01:31:21,556 --> 01:31:23,217
- d She's mightymighty... d- [Laughs] Gary.
2519
01:31:23,291 --> 01:31:25,020
Hey!What are you doing here?
2520
01:31:25,093 --> 01:31:28,620
I need to talkto you about something.I'm just gonna come outand say it, man.
2521
01:31:28,696 --> 01:31:31,164
- You're messing upbig-time.- What do you mean?
2522
01:31:31,232 --> 01:31:35,066
Jason, man, he thinkshe's gonna let you downif he doesn't become thenext Michael Jordan.
2523
01:31:35,136 --> 01:31:38,697
And Brooke,the girl is wearing black,hanging out in graveyardslike a vampire.
2524
01:31:38,773 --> 01:31:43,506
Kind of scary, Gary.All they want you to dois say that you love them.Oh, I'm not through yet.
2525
01:31:43,578 --> 01:31:47,480
When your wife,Emily, finds outthat you have taken overthis Beaver Meadows account,
2526
01:31:47,548 --> 01:31:50,517
you're gonna bein the doghouse big-time,brother.
2527
01:31:50,585 --> 01:31:52,075
Emily will understand.
2528
01:31:52,153 --> 01:31:55,316
It's not like I havea whole hell of a lotof choice in the situation.
2529
01:31:55,389 --> 01:31:58,881
Oh, Gary, please.Will you quit lyingto yourself?
2530
01:31:58,960 --> 01:32:00,860
If you take overthis Beaver Meadows account,
2531
01:32:00,928 --> 01:32:02,919
you'll just be sellingyour wife down the river.
2532
01:32:02,997 --> 01:32:05,022
But I made a promiseto Mr. Pike.
2533
01:32:05,099 --> 01:32:08,398
Come on, Gary. If youturn this account down,I mean, what's he gonna do,fire you?
2534
01:32:08,469 --> 01:32:09,595
Yeah, probably.
2535
01:32:09,670 --> 01:32:10,932
O- Okay.
2536
01:32:11,005 --> 01:32:13,200
S- So you havea little less income.
2537
01:32:13,274 --> 01:32:15,868
You'll still be richbecause of your family.
2538
01:32:15,943 --> 01:32:17,570
You'll be rich in love.
2539
01:32:19,447 --> 01:32:22,280
[Brakes squeak]
2540
01:32:28,623 --> 01:32:31,057
Yeah.
2541
01:32:31,125 --> 01:32:33,389
[Exhales deeply]
2542
01:32:33,461 --> 01:32:34,951
[Bells jingle]
2543
01:32:35,029 --> 01:32:37,623
...People's responseto biodegradable...- Mr. Pike...
2544
01:32:37,698 --> 01:32:39,723
- Hey.- Oh.- What are you doing here?
2545
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:43,099
Mother and I werechecking out the competition.[Laughs]
2546
01:32:43,171 --> 01:32:45,401
Jerry, my boy,hand me a napkin.
2547
01:32:45,473 --> 01:32:48,965
- Hey!- It's Gary,not "little boy."
2548
01:32:49,043 --> 01:32:51,477
Seven long years ago,
2549
01:32:51,546 --> 01:32:54,140
you duped me into believingI had a future
2550
01:32:54,215 --> 01:32:56,274
at Pike, Petersen,Kidde, and Peabody.
2551
01:32:56,350 --> 01:32:59,581
But you never hadany intention of making mea senior partner!
2552
01:32:59,654 --> 01:33:01,178
See, that's... this is f...
2553
01:33:01,255 --> 01:33:03,450
Oh, and did I mentionthat you're a bigot
2554
01:33:03,524 --> 01:33:06,084
- [Grunts]- And a backstabbingbuffoon?
2555
01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:07,092
- Hoo-hoo!- Whoo!
2556
01:33:07,161 --> 01:33:08,128
Yes!
2557
01:33:08,196 --> 01:33:10,664
Well, if you'llexcuse me now,
2558
01:33:10,731 --> 01:33:14,098
I have a lovingwife to whom I owea serious apology.
2559
01:33:14,168 --> 01:33:17,331
Gary,this isn't like you.
2560
01:33:17,405 --> 01:33:19,134
I know.
2561
01:33:19,207 --> 01:33:20,765
- [Cone crunches]- Come on, mother.Let's go home.- Oh, Dad.
2562
01:33:20,841 --> 01:33:21,933
[Bells jingle]
2563
01:33:22,009 --> 01:33:23,772
I have been such a...
2564
01:33:23,844 --> 01:33:25,869
well, the word "jerk"springs to mind.
2565
01:33:25,947 --> 01:33:27,209
[Laughs]
2566
01:33:27,281 --> 01:33:30,808
I think I waspicking on you because...
2567
01:33:30,885 --> 01:33:33,649
I felt threatenedby your success.
2568
01:33:33,721 --> 01:33:35,154
Gary?
2569
01:33:35,223 --> 01:33:37,487
Can you forgive me?
2570
01:33:37,558 --> 01:33:39,492
Of course.
2571
01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:41,858
But... honey...
2572
01:33:41,929 --> 01:33:43,692
you just quit your job.
2573
01:33:43,764 --> 01:33:46,597
Well, I'm applyingfor a new one.
2574
01:33:46,667 --> 01:33:49,795
- What? Where?- In-house counselfor Emily's Yogurt Madness,
2575
01:33:49,870 --> 01:33:52,304
the fastest-growing chainin the Tristate Area.
2576
01:33:52,373 --> 01:33:54,773
Oh, yeah?What makes you thinkthey're gonna hire you?
2577
01:33:54,842 --> 01:33:56,434
I'll take my chances,
2578
01:33:56,510 --> 01:34:00,002
'cause you're a brick...hou-u-se.
2579
01:34:00,081 --> 01:34:01,981
- d She's a brick... house d- You might have some soulafter all.
2580
01:34:02,049 --> 01:34:03,448
- [Laughs]- All right.
2581
01:34:03,517 --> 01:34:04,609
Come here.
2582
01:34:04,685 --> 01:34:06,414
- Aw!- Aw!- Aw!- Oh!
2583
01:34:06,487 --> 01:34:08,978
- d Just lettin' it allhang out... d- Oh! Oh!
2584
01:34:09,056 --> 01:34:10,318
d She's a brick... d
2585
01:34:10,391 --> 01:34:12,985
[Brakes squeak]
2586
01:34:13,060 --> 01:34:14,652
[Birds chirping]
2587
01:34:14,729 --> 01:34:15,957
[Car door opens]
2588
01:34:16,163 --> 01:34:17,130
[Chuckles]
2589
01:34:17,198 --> 01:34:18,961
[Emily laughs]
2590
01:34:19,033 --> 01:34:20,295
Aah.
2591
01:34:20,368 --> 01:34:23,166
Sucking upto the new boss, huh?
2592
01:34:23,237 --> 01:34:24,932
- Old habits die hard.- Uh, guys...
2593
01:34:25,006 --> 01:34:26,974
I'm not the good friendyou think I am.
2594
01:34:27,041 --> 01:34:30,306
- No. You're better.- No. Seriously, man.I need to tell you something.
2595
01:34:30,378 --> 01:34:32,573
Come on, big guy.Don't go all mushy on us.
2596
01:34:32,647 --> 01:34:35,707
- [Laughing] Oh,look at Jason's skateboard!- That kid!Guys... Emily... Gary...
2597
01:34:35,783 --> 01:34:37,410
- [Emily laughing]- Gary, listen to me.Gary? Gary?
2598
01:34:37,485 --> 01:34:39,316
[Emily gasps]
2599
01:34:40,454 --> 01:34:41,421
Jason.
2600
01:34:41,489 --> 01:34:44,151
- Gary, will you...- Oh, God.
2601
01:34:44,225 --> 01:34:48,491
I want you to knowI don't care if yougrow up to be a starbasketball player.
2602
01:34:48,562 --> 01:34:52,658
Look at me. I don't carewhat you grow up to be, aslong as you grow up happy.
2603
01:34:52,733 --> 01:34:54,257
Dad...
2604
01:34:54,335 --> 01:34:55,996
Aah!What do you want?
2605
01:34:56,070 --> 01:34:58,561
- Oh, Carl.- [Whimpering]
2606
01:34:58,639 --> 01:35:02,700
- Got a loaded weapon, you gotthree beautiful kids. Don't eventry to run, there, big guy.- Oh, no.
2607
01:35:02,777 --> 01:35:05,769
Let me tell you,this guy right hereis a pain in the neck.I was gonna have to shoot him.
2608
01:35:05,846 --> 01:35:09,907
I would stronglysuggest that youreconsider these hostileand antisocial tough-guy antics.
2609
01:35:09,984 --> 01:35:11,884
I, for one,am not impressed.
2610
01:35:11,952 --> 01:35:14,182
- You see what I'm sayin'?- You must be Kevin Franklin.
2611
01:35:14,255 --> 01:35:15,517
No, this is Derek Bond,D.D.S.
2612
01:35:15,589 --> 01:35:17,580
- Who's Derek Bond, D.D. S?- He is.
2613
01:35:17,658 --> 01:35:19,125
- Who?- Derek Bond, D.D. S.!
2614
01:35:19,193 --> 01:35:20,387
- You are?- No, he's not!
2615
01:35:20,461 --> 01:35:21,758
- Yes, he is!Who are you?- Huh?
2616
01:35:21,829 --> 01:35:24,263
- He says he's Derek.- He can't be,'cause he's an idiot.
2617
01:35:24,332 --> 01:35:25,924
And he talks too much.
2618
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:28,969
This is nonsense!I am the realDerek Bond, D.D.S.,
2619
01:35:29,036 --> 01:35:33,370
and I strongly suggest that youlower that damnable weaponbefore you hurt someone.
2620
01:35:33,441 --> 01:35:35,739
Joey, I-I gotta do it.I got... hmm...
2621
01:35:35,810 --> 01:35:38,142
- Gary, I need to tell...- No, let me handle this.Let me handle this.
2622
01:35:38,212 --> 01:35:39,440
If you're Derek Bond,
2623
01:35:39,513 --> 01:35:42,641
then singthe Camp Mapleridge song.
2624
01:35:42,717 --> 01:35:44,446
- Yeah!- That's ridiculous!
2625
01:35:44,518 --> 01:35:47,043
- That was 25 years ago!- Uh-huh.
2626
01:35:47,121 --> 01:35:50,784
d Oh, Mapleridge,oh, Mapleridge d
2627
01:35:50,858 --> 01:35:53,326
- d We come to youeach summer d- Honey...
2628
01:35:53,394 --> 01:35:56,420
- Honey... honey...- d Oh, Mapleridge,oh, Mapleridge d
2629
01:35:56,497 --> 01:35:58,328
- Honey...- d Where all our friends... d
2630
01:35:58,399 --> 01:35:59,923
- [Gunshot]- Aah!- Oh!
2631
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,968
[Hissing]
2632
01:36:02,036 --> 01:36:03,560
This is asinine!
2633
01:36:03,637 --> 01:36:05,298
This man is an impostor!
2634
01:36:05,373 --> 01:36:07,466
- Finally...someone with a little sense.- [Door closes]
2635
01:36:07,541 --> 01:36:10,738
I checkedwith the AmericanDental Association registry,
2636
01:36:10,811 --> 01:36:13,336
and the photoof Derek Bond, D.D.S.,
2637
01:36:13,414 --> 01:36:16,076
shows a much uglier man.
2638
01:36:16,150 --> 01:36:18,084
You!
2639
01:36:18,152 --> 01:36:21,519
T- T-Truly a great pleasureto meet the real you at last!
2640
01:36:21,589 --> 01:36:23,147
Ah.
2641
01:36:23,224 --> 01:36:24,953
- [Grunts]- Well, gotta run.
2642
01:36:25,025 --> 01:36:26,720
- Unh-unh.- I-I gotta run the 5K.
2643
01:36:26,794 --> 01:36:28,591
Right here, pal.Nobody's goin' nowhere.
2644
01:36:28,662 --> 01:36:30,186
Now, grab Franklin.Let's get out of here.
2645
01:36:30,264 --> 01:36:31,754
Wait.
2646
01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:35,198
Are you reallyKevin whatchamacallit?
2647
01:36:35,269 --> 01:36:36,201
Yes.
2648
01:36:36,270 --> 01:36:38,329
I'm Kevin Franklin.
2649
01:36:41,709 --> 01:36:42,767
You lied to us?
2650
01:36:44,845 --> 01:36:48,872
We invited you into our home.We threw a party for you.We introduced youto our friends.
2651
01:36:48,949 --> 01:36:51,315
We trusted youwith our kids.
2652
01:36:51,385 --> 01:36:54,149
We...we played golf together.
2653
01:36:54,221 --> 01:36:56,052
And you lied to us.
2654
01:36:56,123 --> 01:36:57,181
Tsss.
2655
01:36:57,258 --> 01:36:59,886
Look, Gary... l'm sorry.
2656
01:36:59,960 --> 01:37:01,894
L- I didn't mean to hurt youor your family.
2657
01:37:01,962 --> 01:37:03,896
It's... I want youto know something.
2658
01:37:03,964 --> 01:37:06,398
I appreciate everythingthat you've done for me.
2659
01:37:06,467 --> 01:37:10,164
All right! All right!All right! All right!Enough w-with the sentiments,all right?!
2660
01:37:10,237 --> 01:37:13,764
He lied to you!Big deal, all right?!Just... just... just...just forget it!
2661
01:37:13,841 --> 01:37:17,402
Givin' me a big, fat headache.Everybody's just makin'me nuts, okay?
2662
01:37:17,478 --> 01:37:20,311
Now, grab Franklinand let's get out of here!Please!
2663
01:37:20,381 --> 01:37:22,144
And if I was youse,
2664
01:37:22,216 --> 01:37:25,379
I would stay out of itbefore somebody gets pissed.
2665
01:37:25,453 --> 01:37:27,045
- "Were you."- Excuse me?
2666
01:37:27,121 --> 01:37:29,385
The subjunctive..."if I were you."
2667
01:37:29,457 --> 01:37:31,721
- I'm gonna kill him.- Brooke!
2668
01:37:31,792 --> 01:37:34,761
- [Whimpers]- Brooke! Brooke, please,please just listen to me.Just listen to me.
2669
01:37:34,829 --> 01:37:37,024
I am sorry. I am sorry.
2670
01:37:37,097 --> 01:37:39,258
I've done a lotof things wrong, and I'mapologizing right now.
2671
01:37:39,333 --> 01:37:42,700
I realize that I treated youreally bad... I mean, like,really, really Yucky.
2672
01:37:42,770 --> 01:37:45,762
L- I'm begging you.I am begging right now...there it is! There it is!
2673
01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:48,434
I am begging you, a-ight?I mean, all right?
2674
01:37:48,509 --> 01:37:51,069
Please,will you forgive me?
2675
01:37:51,812 --> 01:37:54,542
Unh-unh.No way, no how. See ya.
2676
01:37:54,615 --> 01:37:57,015
Unh-unh.No way, no how. See ya.
2677
01:37:57,084 --> 01:37:59,848
All right!All right! Come on, Romeo!You're breakin' my heart!
2678
01:37:59,920 --> 01:38:02,047
- Grab him and let's getout of here, Joey.- [Weakly]What's going on here?
2679
01:38:02,122 --> 01:38:03,419
Come on!
2680
01:38:03,491 --> 01:38:05,584
- I'll miss you.- I'm gonna miss you, too,Sarah.
2681
01:38:05,659 --> 01:38:08,594
- Yeah. Come on.Beat it, kid.- Honey... honey, please.
2682
01:38:08,662 --> 01:38:10,755
I appreciateeverything you've done. Bye.
2683
01:38:10,831 --> 01:38:12,594
- Bye, guys. Bye.- Aw, come on!Come on!
2684
01:38:12,666 --> 01:38:14,793
My legs are killin' me.Let's get out of here.
2685
01:38:14,869 --> 01:38:15,961
[Door closes]
2686
01:38:16,036 --> 01:38:17,970
Well...
2687
01:38:18,038 --> 01:38:21,474
you know, I haven't hada milkshake in three weeks.
2688
01:38:21,542 --> 01:38:24,534
I'm gonna run in this raceif it kills me.
2689
01:38:27,648 --> 01:38:30,879
Is the back door open?
2690
01:38:30,951 --> 01:38:32,248
Let's go!
2691
01:38:32,319 --> 01:38:34,446
Pauly;Get in the back!
2692
01:38:34,522 --> 01:38:35,819
Just get in the back!
2693
01:38:35,890 --> 01:38:38,825
- [Car doors closing]- He really wasn'tsuch a bad guy.
2694
01:38:38,893 --> 01:38:40,326
He understood me.
2695
01:38:40,394 --> 01:38:42,419
He taught methe bounce pass.
2696
01:38:42,496 --> 01:38:45,397
He watched cartoonswith me.
2697
01:38:45,466 --> 01:38:47,627
He made me stand upto my boss.
2698
01:38:47,701 --> 01:38:49,760
You...
2699
01:38:49,837 --> 01:38:52,135
[Exhales sharply]Don't stare at me.
2700
01:38:52,206 --> 01:38:55,073
I'm not the two-bitcriminal who's into the mobfor $50,000.
2701
01:38:55,142 --> 01:38:57,838
50 grand?Is that the problem?
2702
01:38:57,912 --> 01:39:00,779
Well, if 50 grand is all thatstands between my oldest friendand his life, then...
2703
01:39:00,848 --> 01:39:03,510
Kevin Franklin isyour oldest friend?
2704
01:39:03,584 --> 01:39:06,314
[Chuckles]That man bamboozled you.
2705
01:39:06,387 --> 01:39:07,979
Well, at least he hadgood reason.
2706
01:39:08,055 --> 01:39:09,750
I'm a Young, damn it,not a worm.
2707
01:39:09,823 --> 01:39:11,791
Someone attacks oneof my friends, they attack me.
2708
01:39:11,859 --> 01:39:13,451
I'm going after him.
2709
01:39:13,527 --> 01:39:16,087
- Jason; I'm going, too!- Brooke; Me too, Dad!- [Carl barks]
2710
01:39:16,163 --> 01:39:18,256
Honey, wait!
2711
01:39:18,332 --> 01:39:20,027
- We're coming, too!- Wait for me, Daddy!
2712
01:39:20,100 --> 01:39:21,294
Let's go, Carl!
2713
01:39:21,368 --> 01:39:23,598
- [Carl barking]- Wait for me!- Come on! Hurry!
2714
01:39:26,006 --> 01:39:29,169
[Tires screech, engine revs]
2715
01:39:31,245 --> 01:39:33,873
- [Whistle blows]- Hey, Pauly. Pauly.
2716
01:39:33,948 --> 01:39:34,846
What, Joey?
2717
01:39:34,915 --> 01:39:37,543
Come on. Hey!Hey! You can't go there!
2718
01:39:37,618 --> 01:39:39,518
I was just gonna saythat you can't turn there.
2719
01:39:39,587 --> 01:39:41,145
Well, why didn'tyou tell me before?!What's the matter with you?
2720
01:39:41,221 --> 01:39:43,451
- You never listen.- Shut up! Just shut up!
2721
01:39:44,224 --> 01:39:46,488
- [Engine revs,tires screech]- Whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey!
2722
01:39:46,560 --> 01:39:49,222
- Hey,I got to get through here.- Nobody gets throughtill after the race. Come on.
2723
01:39:49,296 --> 01:39:51,230
You can't le...you can't leave your car! Hey!
2724
01:39:51,298 --> 01:39:53,459
Hey, buddy, you can'tleave your car here! Hey!
2725
01:39:53,534 --> 01:39:54,660
[Children shouting]
2726
01:39:54,735 --> 01:39:56,396
- Whoa!- Yeah!
2727
01:39:56,470 --> 01:39:58,836
Man; Runners, prepareto take your marks.
2728
01:39:58,906 --> 01:40:00,396
Runners, to your marks.
2729
01:40:00,474 --> 01:40:02,567
Race time in five minutes.
2730
01:40:02,643 --> 01:40:03,735
Ah, ah, ah.
2731
01:40:03,811 --> 01:40:05,802
Five minutes to race time.
2732
01:40:05,879 --> 01:40:06,811
Shoot him.
2733
01:40:06,880 --> 01:40:08,973
Yeah, but, Pauly, uh,we should go somewhere else,
2734
01:40:09,049 --> 01:40:11,381
because if I was toshoot him here, it would beall messy.
2735
01:40:11,452 --> 01:40:14,512
- Here, Pauly.- Joey, we'll take itto a carwash! Just shoot him!
2736
01:40:17,324 --> 01:40:19,724
All right, you proud runnersof Sewickley,
2737
01:40:19,793 --> 01:40:21,590
you're... off!
2738
01:40:21,662 --> 01:40:22,856
- [Gasps]- Aah!
2739
01:40:22,930 --> 01:40:24,158
- [Grunts]- [Grunts]
2740
01:40:24,231 --> 01:40:25,391
- What was that?- You lost him again.
2741
01:40:25,466 --> 01:40:28,094
[Crowd cheering]
2742
01:40:28,168 --> 01:40:29,430
Man; Hey!
2743
01:40:29,503 --> 01:40:31,198
- Aah!- Hey, watch it.Watch it.
2744
01:40:31,271 --> 01:40:33,364
Sorry. [Laughs]
2745
01:40:33,440 --> 01:40:35,738
- [Crowd cheering]- Come on, buddy.Let's go.
2746
01:40:35,809 --> 01:40:38,073
What? Who? Gary.
2747
01:40:38,145 --> 01:40:39,612
- Hey.- Comin' through.
2748
01:40:39,680 --> 01:40:41,170
- Get 'em, Joey!- I can't get 'em!They're gone!
2749
01:40:41,248 --> 01:40:43,011
There they go!Get 'em!
2750
01:40:43,083 --> 01:40:46,177
Hey, Gary, old buddy,Y- You can't be in the racewithout a number.
2751
01:40:46,253 --> 01:40:48,187
You too.Now, go get 'em!
2752
01:40:48,255 --> 01:40:50,189
[Tires screech, engine revs]
2753
01:40:50,257 --> 01:40:52,350
[Thud, wood clatters]
2754
01:40:52,426 --> 01:40:53,916
Hey, there they are.
2755
01:40:53,994 --> 01:40:56,394
- This way!- [Crowd shoutingand whistling]
2756
01:40:56,463 --> 01:40:57,953
Hey!
2757
01:40:58,032 --> 01:40:59,795
Let's go. Come on, now.Come on, now. Let's go.Let's go.
2758
01:40:59,867 --> 01:41:01,528
Course violation!
2759
01:41:01,602 --> 01:41:03,229
[Crowd shouting]
2760
01:41:03,303 --> 01:41:06,204
Pump those arms! Come on, now!Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!
2761
01:41:06,273 --> 01:41:07,240
Ow!
2762
01:41:07,307 --> 01:41:08,638
- Is that him? That's him.- That's him.
2763
01:41:08,709 --> 01:41:10,142
[Crowd cheering]
2764
01:41:10,210 --> 01:41:11,802
I got a little cramp.
2765
01:41:11,879 --> 01:41:14,040
- [Panting]- This way.I know what you need.
2766
01:41:15,516 --> 01:41:17,507
[Both breathing heavily]
2767
01:41:17,584 --> 01:41:18,915
Mmm.
2768
01:41:20,487 --> 01:41:22,318
I know these people.
2769
01:41:22,389 --> 01:41:23,947
- [Tires screech]- Oh! There they go!There they go!
2770
01:41:24,024 --> 01:41:25,616
All right.Right through here.
2771
01:41:25,693 --> 01:41:29,220
It's all right.These people are friendsof mine, so we'll just mingle.
2772
01:41:29,296 --> 01:41:31,560
- Okay. Mingle.- Let's get some chicken.
2773
01:41:31,632 --> 01:41:34,260
[Tires screech]
2774
01:41:34,334 --> 01:41:35,926
- Woman; Hey, Bobby!- Now, listen,
2775
01:41:36,003 --> 01:41:38,597
you were running away,you stumbled on us,
2776
01:41:38,672 --> 01:41:41,266
and you ended up helping usmore than we helped you,
2777
01:41:41,341 --> 01:41:42,433
so come on.
2778
01:41:42,509 --> 01:41:44,500
There's got to be some wayout of this.
2779
01:41:46,580 --> 01:41:49,674
[Exhales deeply]Well... there's one way.
2780
01:41:49,750 --> 01:41:50,774
What?
2781
01:41:50,851 --> 01:41:52,113
Just find 'em, would ya?
2782
01:41:52,186 --> 01:41:54,620
Oh, it's pretty,oh, look! Barbecue!
2783
01:41:54,688 --> 01:41:58,180
This ticket could be worth$ 1 million.
2784
01:41:58,258 --> 01:41:59,520
Hello, girls.
2785
01:41:59,593 --> 01:42:01,117
- Hi.- [Chuckles]
2786
01:42:01,195 --> 01:42:02,423
- There he is!- Oh, man!
2787
01:42:02,496 --> 01:42:03,428
[Panting]
2788
01:42:03,497 --> 01:42:04,759
[Crowd cheering]
2789
01:42:04,832 --> 01:42:06,823
Oh, for Christ's sake.
2790
01:42:06,900 --> 01:42:09,095
Gary "Benedict Arnold" Young!
2791
01:42:09,169 --> 01:42:10,932
- You cheater!- Is that...
2792
01:42:11,004 --> 01:42:13,837
What's another $950,000,more or less?
2793
01:42:13,907 --> 01:42:16,000
You're already rich.So you have a littleless income.
2794
01:42:16,076 --> 01:42:17,703
You're still a rich man
2795
01:42:17,778 --> 01:42:19,609
because ofyour incredible friends,
2796
01:42:19,680 --> 01:42:22,513
your family,the Young family.
2797
01:42:22,583 --> 01:42:23,550
You're rich in love.
2798
01:42:23,617 --> 01:42:25,016
Mayor; And in a show
2799
01:42:25,085 --> 01:42:26,780
of good sportsmanship,our winners are
2800
01:42:26,854 --> 01:42:29,448
our own Gary Youngand his houseguest,Derek Bond!
2801
01:42:29,523 --> 01:42:30,649
Hey!
2802
01:42:30,724 --> 01:42:32,851
You saw it, right?!Are you blind?!
2803
01:42:32,926 --> 01:42:35,622
- When I get throughwith you, you're dead meat...- Happy, no.
2804
01:42:35,696 --> 01:42:37,687
... quiverin'on the highway.
2805
01:42:37,765 --> 01:42:39,198
[Crowd cheering]
2806
01:42:39,266 --> 01:42:40,528
[Breathing heavily]
2807
01:42:40,601 --> 01:42:41,533
Aah!
2808
01:42:41,602 --> 01:42:43,968
- Pauly! Pauly!- Aah!
2809
01:42:44,037 --> 01:42:46,164
Oh! Happy...Happy, I got him right here.Hold on a minute.
2810
01:42:46,240 --> 01:42:47,673
The pinhead put me on hold.
2811
01:42:47,741 --> 01:42:49,504
Stick 'em up. Come on.Let's go. Come on.
2812
01:42:49,576 --> 01:42:51,373
- Not you.- Oh.
2813
01:42:51,445 --> 01:42:52,639
- In the car, pal.- Wait. Kevin...
2814
01:42:52,713 --> 01:42:54,738
- Huh?- Kevin...
2815
01:42:54,815 --> 01:42:55,679
Huh?
2816
01:42:55,749 --> 01:42:56,773
Oh.
2817
01:42:56,850 --> 01:42:59,045
I might have somethingyou'd be interested in.
2818
01:42:59,119 --> 01:43:01,553
Not interested.N. I... . No interest.No interest. No interest.
2819
01:43:01,622 --> 01:43:03,055
- Lottery ticket.- Lotto schmotto.
2820
01:43:03,123 --> 01:43:04,351
Lotto? Good.Get it.
2821
01:43:04,424 --> 01:43:05,413
Let me see this.
2822
01:43:05,492 --> 01:43:07,483
W... Happy...I'm tellin' you,
2823
01:43:07,561 --> 01:43:10,860
you're gonna bev- very happy here...e- extremely happy, Happy.
2824
01:43:10,931 --> 01:43:14,059
["Jingle Bell Day" plays]
2825
01:43:14,134 --> 01:43:17,069
d Jingle bells... d
2826
01:43:17,137 --> 01:43:20,834
[Tires screech]
2827
01:43:20,908 --> 01:43:22,170
- Whoo!- [Metal crunching]
2828
01:43:22,242 --> 01:43:23,675
Right. [Laughs]
2829
01:43:23,744 --> 01:43:25,439
Hey, yeah! Brand-new car,same old driver.
2830
01:43:25,512 --> 01:43:27,776
Man, you almosttore this car up parking.
2831
01:43:27,848 --> 01:43:30,373
What you talkin' about?I didn't hit nothing.That's the waya Porsche parks.
2832
01:43:30,450 --> 01:43:31,542
Yeah.
2833
01:43:31,618 --> 01:43:33,108
Hey, hey!
2834
01:43:33,187 --> 01:43:36,213
"Kevin FranklinIn the House... Handbookfor Houseguests"!
2835
01:43:36,290 --> 01:43:38,315
This book paid forthis Porsche, didn't it?
2836
01:43:38,392 --> 01:43:40,860
- Well, you know, successdoes have its advantages.- Yeah, yeah.Right, right, right.
2837
01:43:40,928 --> 01:43:43,419
- Hey, this is a greathouse, Kevin.- Hey, respectthe people's house, okay?
2838
01:43:43,497 --> 01:43:45,362
- Emily;Merry Christmas, Kevin.- [Children shouting]
2839
01:43:45,432 --> 01:43:47,093
- Merry Christmas,everybody!- How you doin'?
2840
01:43:47,167 --> 01:43:49,397
Barnes & Noble has beensold out of thesefor three weeks.
2841
01:43:49,469 --> 01:43:50,902
- Oh, bestseller.- This is a hot...
2842
01:43:50,971 --> 01:43:52,563
Hey, you tellingthem stories again?
2843
01:43:52,639 --> 01:43:53,663
[Laughs]
2844
01:43:53,740 --> 01:43:55,867
This whole book thing...that was my idea.
2845
01:43:55,943 --> 01:43:58,377
What's going on?Are they playing"It's a Wonderful Life" again?
2846
01:43:58,445 --> 01:43:59,935
Oh, no, man.It's "The Big Spin."
2847
01:44:00,013 --> 01:44:01,947
Three dumb guys could wina million bucks.
2848
01:44:02,015 --> 01:44:04,381
[Laughs] Isn't Americawonderful, brother?
2849
01:44:04,451 --> 01:44:08,251
Man on television;Pauly and Joey Gasperini here,and let's see what happens!
2850
01:44:08,322 --> 01:44:10,882
- Come on!- Around and around she goes.Where she stops, nobody knows.
2851
01:44:10,958 --> 01:44:13,825
- No...- And it's going around...around and around!
2852
01:44:13,894 --> 01:44:15,486
No! No!
2853
01:44:15,562 --> 01:44:17,553
It's coming down to the wire.
2854
01:44:17,631 --> 01:44:21,067
[Cheers and applause]
2855
01:44:21,134 --> 01:44:22,066
Ha ha!
2856
01:44:22,135 --> 01:44:23,830
- $ 1 million!- Hey!
2857
01:44:23,904 --> 01:44:25,769
Yes!Oh, it's not stopped...
2858
01:44:25,839 --> 01:44:28,399
[Crowd shouting]
2859
01:44:28,475 --> 01:44:30,238
- $5, 000!- You jinxed me!
2860
01:44:30,310 --> 01:44:31,743
[Laughs]
2861
01:44:31,812 --> 01:44:33,575
Yes! Yes! Yes!
2862
01:44:33,647 --> 01:44:35,945
I love this game!This is the greatest gamein the world!
2863
01:44:36,016 --> 01:44:37,984
["Back Off Santa" plays]
2864
01:44:38,051 --> 01:44:39,643
- Merry Christmas.- Merry Christmas.
2865
01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:42,211
d Reindeer are comin',makin' so much noise d
2866
01:44:42,289 --> 01:44:46,089
- d I don't even wantno damn toys d- [Belching]
2867
01:44:46,159 --> 01:44:48,059
Uh... [clears throat]
2868
01:44:48,128 --> 01:44:50,619
You know, this stuffis so awfully heavy.
2869
01:44:50,697 --> 01:44:52,790
Come on, buddy.Let's get some grub.
2870
01:44:52,866 --> 01:44:56,962
Gary;d We wish you a chili burger,we wish you a chili burger d
2871
01:44:57,037 --> 01:45:01,030
- [Laughs]- d We wish you a chili burgerand a mug of cold beer d d
2872
01:45:01,108 --> 01:45:03,872
[To the tuneof "Deck the Halls"]d Load the grillwith fatty meat d
2873
01:45:03,944 --> 01:45:06,538
- d Put it on a bun,and eat, eat, eat d d- [Laughs]
2874
01:45:06,613 --> 01:45:10,447
[To the tune of "Rudolphthe Red-nosed Reindeer"]d A french fry's dd a brown-skinned vegetable d
2875
01:45:10,517 --> 01:45:12,610
- [Laughs]- d Cooked ina lot of grease d
2876
01:45:12,686 --> 01:45:15,120
d All ofthe other nuggets... d
2877
01:45:15,188 --> 01:45:16,985
d Wish they could bered meat d d
2878
01:45:17,057 --> 01:45:18,820
[Both laugh]
2879
01:45:18,892 --> 01:45:21,986
d Five onion rings d
2880
01:45:22,062 --> 01:45:23,620
d Four dill pickles... d
2881
01:45:23,697 --> 01:45:26,825
d Three chocolate shakes,two apple pies... d
2882
01:45:26,900 --> 01:45:30,836
d And one big, fatcheeseburger d d
2883
01:45:30,904 --> 01:45:32,997
Yeah!
2884
01:45:35,997 --> 01:45:39,997
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