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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,746 [Orchestral music plays] 2 00:00:18,165 --> 00:00:20,565 [Slow music plays] 3 00:00:31,411 --> 00:00:34,209 [Lively music plays] 4 00:00:38,385 --> 00:00:39,647 d La la d 5 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,052 d La la d 6 00:00:45,258 --> 00:00:46,657 [Children laughing] 7 00:00:46,727 --> 00:00:49,491 Woman; Please, this way, this way. 8 00:00:49,563 --> 00:00:50,860 Come along, yes. 9 00:00:50,931 --> 00:00:52,796 That's right. That's right. 10 00:00:52,866 --> 00:00:55,733 Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 11 00:00:55,802 --> 00:00:58,396 Walk with me, right here. Let's go. 12 00:00:58,472 --> 00:00:59,871 All right. 13 00:00:59,940 --> 00:01:01,737 [Girl laughs] 14 00:01:01,808 --> 00:01:04,504 Sit back. Thank you. 15 00:01:05,946 --> 00:01:08,039 Girl; It's Kevin. It's Kevin. 16 00:01:08,115 --> 00:01:09,377 [Children oohing] 17 00:01:09,449 --> 00:01:11,440 Where is that Kevin Franklin? 18 00:01:11,518 --> 00:01:13,952 Boy; Come on, Bobby, get that quarter! 19 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:16,511 How do you expect to make 20 00:01:16,590 --> 00:01:18,785 Get that one over there! Forget the penny! 21 00:01:18,859 --> 00:01:21,054 Get the quarter! 22 00:01:21,128 --> 00:01:22,618 Woman; Kevin! 23 00:01:22,696 --> 00:01:25,631 - Oh! - Bobby, get out of the water. 24 00:01:25,699 --> 00:01:27,724 It's not my fault. You made me buddies with Kevin. 25 00:01:27,801 --> 00:01:29,234 [Laughter] 26 00:01:29,302 --> 00:01:30,963 Sister, I was just trying to help him 27 00:01:31,037 --> 00:01:32,698 retrieve his glasses, and he fell in. 28 00:01:32,773 --> 00:01:33,899 What could I do? 29 00:01:33,974 --> 00:01:35,965 [Cash register dings, children oohing] 30 00:01:36,042 --> 00:01:38,875 It's a miracle! 31 00:01:38,945 --> 00:01:40,378 I made a wish at this fountain, 32 00:01:40,447 --> 00:01:42,711 and now my pockets are stuffed with coins! 33 00:01:42,783 --> 00:01:43,909 Hallelujah! 34 00:01:43,984 --> 00:01:48,318 Put it back now! 35 00:01:48,889 --> 00:01:51,084 You think you're the only orphan that ever grew up in Pittsburgh? 36 00:01:51,158 --> 00:01:52,955 No, just the poorest. 37 00:01:53,026 --> 00:01:55,290 Well, did you know that, um... 38 00:01:55,362 --> 00:01:57,762 he was an orphan, too? 39 00:01:57,831 --> 00:02:00,322 - Everywhere we go, someone's an orphan. - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh. 40 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:03,029 Poseidon... learned to apply himself 41 00:02:03,103 --> 00:02:05,765 at something other than mischief, 42 00:02:05,839 --> 00:02:08,399 and he became ruler of the sea. 43 00:02:08,475 --> 00:02:10,568 I don't care if he was chicken of the seas! 44 00:02:10,644 --> 00:02:12,202 I don't want to be no Poseidon! 45 00:02:12,279 --> 00:02:13,974 When I get big, I'm gonna be rich. 46 00:02:14,047 --> 00:02:15,947 [Laughter] 47 00:02:16,016 --> 00:02:17,005 Go on, laugh! 48 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:18,675 When I'm grown up, 49 00:02:18,752 --> 00:02:20,447 I'm gonna be a millionaire driving a Porsche! 50 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,614 ["Green Onions" by Booker T. & the MG's plays] 51 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:26,090 [Engine sputtering] 52 00:02:26,159 --> 00:02:27,421 Hey, girl. 53 00:02:27,494 --> 00:02:28,426 Unh-unh. 54 00:02:28,495 --> 00:02:30,520 [Gears grinding] 55 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:35,759 [Backfires] 56 00:02:36,770 --> 00:02:38,465 When I make my big money, 57 00:02:38,538 --> 00:02:40,301 everybody in Pittsburgh is gonna brag about how they know me. 58 00:02:40,373 --> 00:02:42,864 That's what it's gonna be. It's gonna be all over the radio. 59 00:02:42,943 --> 00:02:44,376 Wake up, Pittsburgh! 60 00:02:44,444 --> 00:02:47,106 This is your favorite station, WKFD, 61 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:48,579 with Kevin Franklin downtown! 62 00:02:48,648 --> 00:02:49,945 - And speaking of Kevin Franklin, - [Backfires] 63 00:02:50,016 --> 00:02:52,712 Last night, our city's homeboy cleaned up 64 00:02:52,786 --> 00:02:55,653 at the International Human Being Society Awards. 65 00:02:55,722 --> 00:02:57,246 Let's run that tape, Jim. 66 00:02:57,324 --> 00:02:59,315 [Lmitating tape rewinding] 67 00:03:01,528 --> 00:03:02,961 [Lmitating beep] 68 00:03:03,029 --> 00:03:05,122 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 69 00:03:05,198 --> 00:03:07,632 Tonight we are honoring a very special man. 70 00:03:07,701 --> 00:03:10,761 This year, the International Human Being Society 71 00:03:10,837 --> 00:03:14,034 - annual recipient has won the Nobel Peace Prize, - [Boing] 72 00:03:14,107 --> 00:03:15,472 The Pulitzer Prize, 73 00:03:15,542 --> 00:03:17,669 the Businessman of the Year Award, 74 00:03:17,744 --> 00:03:19,644 the Heisman Trophy, 75 00:03:19,713 --> 00:03:22,079 - the Harriet Tubman Run for Freedom, - [Backfires] 76 00:03:22,148 --> 00:03:25,311 The Paul Robeson Best Negro Actor of the Century, 77 00:03:25,385 --> 00:03:28,354 as well, the Aunt Jemima "Biggest Pancake in the 'Hood" Cook-off. 78 00:03:28,421 --> 00:03:30,446 He also has ended world hunger, 79 00:03:30,524 --> 00:03:32,549 reversed the greenhouse effect, 80 00:03:32,626 --> 00:03:35,891 and introduced the world to the new flavor of Pop-Tart, 81 00:03:35,962 --> 00:03:38,021 the Spam/salmon/ croquette/tofutti. 82 00:03:38,098 --> 00:03:40,032 And even though his bank account 83 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:42,591 is the size of four or five small countries, 84 00:03:42,669 --> 00:03:45,797 Kevin Franklin is a man who cares about the world. 85 00:03:45,872 --> 00:03:48,773 - Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, - [Wheel squeaking] 86 00:03:48,842 --> 00:03:51,606 I give you Kevin Franklin from Pittsburgh. 87 00:03:51,678 --> 00:03:55,409 [Lmitating cheers and applause] 88 00:03:55,482 --> 00:03:58,349 Oh, no. Thank you. No... oh! 89 00:03:58,418 --> 00:04:00,545 Oh, I'm so ashamed. I'm so ashamed. 90 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:02,019 I don't know what to say. 91 00:04:02,088 --> 00:04:04,056 I've won many awards in my life, 92 00:04:04,124 --> 00:04:07,025 but I think tonight is a very special night for me. 93 00:04:07,093 --> 00:04:09,027 First of all, I'd like to start off by saying, um, 94 00:04:09,095 --> 00:04:10,221 "Where's the check?" 95 00:04:10,297 --> 00:04:12,390 [Laughs] Thank you. Thank you. 96 00:04:12,465 --> 00:04:15,195 - You know, if I could do it all over again, I would... - [Backfires] 97 00:04:15,268 --> 00:04:17,793 Not for free, but [Laughs] I'd do it again... 98 00:04:17,871 --> 00:04:19,236 honestly, people, honestly. 99 00:04:19,306 --> 00:04:20,967 Thank you so much. Thank you. 100 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:22,804 I love you. I love you so much. 101 00:04:22,876 --> 00:04:24,207 Thank you, people. Thank you. 102 00:04:24,277 --> 00:04:25,369 I'll call you. 103 00:04:25,445 --> 00:04:26,844 Thank you. I got to go. 104 00:04:26,913 --> 00:04:29,074 I can't wait to win the big money, Jack. 105 00:04:29,149 --> 00:04:31,310 Everybody will be riding with me then. 106 00:04:35,755 --> 00:04:37,950 [Car alarm sounding] 107 00:04:41,962 --> 00:04:43,725 Man; Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 108 00:04:43,797 --> 00:04:45,162 Oh, yeah, baby. 109 00:04:45,231 --> 00:04:46,255 Yeah! 110 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:47,425 Oh, yeah. 111 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,661 Yeah, baby, time to go to school. 112 00:04:49,736 --> 00:04:51,169 Man, yeah. 113 00:04:51,237 --> 00:04:52,670 Ha ha! Yeah! What's up, Ralph? 114 00:04:52,739 --> 00:04:54,764 That's juice in there, right? All right, baby. 115 00:04:54,841 --> 00:04:56,638 Hey, what's up?! What's up?! 116 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:58,439 Hey, what y'all doin', man? 117 00:04:58,511 --> 00:04:59,739 Hey, what y'all doin', man? 118 00:04:59,813 --> 00:05:01,610 Say, what y'all doin'? 119 00:05:01,681 --> 00:05:03,308 Y'all gonna let this 50-year-old man school y'all? 120 00:05:03,383 --> 00:05:04,975 Gimme the ball. I'm gonna give a little clinic. 121 00:05:05,051 --> 00:05:06,279 I ain't gonna put the groceries down. 122 00:05:06,353 --> 00:05:08,184 Ha ha! There you go. Watch yourself. 123 00:05:08,254 --> 00:05:09,778 Come on! Oh! Oh! Who's next? 124 00:05:09,856 --> 00:05:11,255 My grandmother play better than y'all! 125 00:05:11,324 --> 00:05:13,292 Hey, hold the bag. Sucker! 126 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,657 Grand finale! Yeah! 127 00:05:14,728 --> 00:05:16,923 That's what I'm talking about! Show them fools, Kev! 128 00:05:16,997 --> 00:05:19,192 If I was gonna do your hair, I would pull this out. 129 00:05:19,265 --> 00:05:20,664 I would go to a natural color. 130 00:05:20,734 --> 00:05:22,395 But that's you, baby. Be what you are. 131 00:05:22,469 --> 00:05:24,061 Here's some activator. Keep it wet. 132 00:05:24,137 --> 00:05:25,195 Catch, y'all. 133 00:05:25,271 --> 00:05:27,262 Hey, check out. Hey, check out, yo. 134 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:28,602 - Hey, yo, Kev. - What? 135 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:30,199 You make that first million yet? 136 00:05:30,276 --> 00:05:32,039 Yeah, I'm on my way, man. I'm on my way. 137 00:05:32,112 --> 00:05:33,477 He got a bunch of tapes at the house, 138 00:05:33,546 --> 00:05:34,877 like he gonna win a million dollars. 139 00:05:34,948 --> 00:05:38,714 d I can't hear you d 140 00:05:38,785 --> 00:05:40,446 What do you say, brother? 141 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,114 - Just be still. You're gonna love this, man. - Larry! 142 00:05:43,189 --> 00:05:45,157 Kevin! Hey, Kevin, come here! Wait! 143 00:05:45,225 --> 00:05:47,659 Hey, man, where you going?! Kevin, you hear me talking to you? 144 00:05:47,727 --> 00:05:48,819 Can't stop. 145 00:05:48,895 --> 00:05:50,954 Kevin! Kevin!! 146 00:05:51,031 --> 00:05:52,965 Wha! Ahh ahh! 147 00:05:53,033 --> 00:05:54,762 Wha! Yeah! 148 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:56,631 Whaaa! 149 00:05:56,703 --> 00:05:59,536 Time for "Cooking in the Kitchen with Kevin Franklin." 150 00:05:59,606 --> 00:06:00,538 What do we have? 151 00:06:00,607 --> 00:06:02,507 Oh, we have salt for the children, 152 00:06:02,575 --> 00:06:04,543 we have cholesterol for the adults, 153 00:06:04,611 --> 00:06:06,374 we have fat for the fat people, 154 00:06:06,446 --> 00:06:08,209 and sugar for the sugarholics. 155 00:06:08,281 --> 00:06:10,272 And for the grown folks, Mickey D'S. 156 00:06:10,350 --> 00:06:12,079 That's what I'm talking about. 157 00:06:12,152 --> 00:06:14,120 Big Gulp for a big guy! 158 00:06:14,187 --> 00:06:16,917 Ha ha ha! Yes! 159 00:06:16,990 --> 00:06:19,754 Guess what, Shaft. About to make a million dollars. 160 00:06:19,826 --> 00:06:21,123 Check this out. 161 00:06:21,194 --> 00:06:23,594 I'm gonna buy you a new crib, get you a swimming pool, 162 00:06:23,663 --> 00:06:25,722 who knows... maybe get you some girl hamster, yeah. 163 00:06:25,799 --> 00:06:27,027 Can you dig it? 164 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:30,194 Show me the way, man. It's time to make money. 165 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:33,797 Announcer; From beautiful Waikiki Beach in Honolulu, Hawaii, 166 00:06:33,873 --> 00:06:36,933 - please join our host, John Davidson. - [Applause] 167 00:06:37,010 --> 00:06:38,034 Aloha! 168 00:06:38,111 --> 00:06:40,204 Aloha. 169 00:06:40,313 --> 00:06:44,374 Do what almost 700,000 Americans have done, 170 00:06:44,451 --> 00:06:47,909 use Dave Del Dotto's wealth-building materials 171 00:06:47,987 --> 00:06:50,046 as your means to your end. 172 00:06:50,123 --> 00:06:52,023 Restore your faith and your passions 173 00:06:52,092 --> 00:06:54,890 as we move to achieve our dreams. 174 00:06:54,961 --> 00:07:00,058 - d And when your days seem cloudy d - Sing, John. 175 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:04,160 d And you don't know what to do d 176 00:07:04,237 --> 00:07:06,228 Hey! Ho! 177 00:07:06,306 --> 00:07:08,831 - Hey! Ho! Go, John! - d Just reach out for your rainbow d 178 00:07:08,908 --> 00:07:10,899 Larry; Kevin! Help me! 179 00:07:10,977 --> 00:07:12,569 d Get a hairbrush for your big head d 180 00:07:12,645 --> 00:07:14,442 d Scooby doo bee ooh bee ooh bee d 181 00:07:14,514 --> 00:07:15,708 Kevin! 182 00:07:15,782 --> 00:07:17,647 d Just a minute d 183 00:07:17,717 --> 00:07:18,911 K- Kevin! 184 00:07:18,985 --> 00:07:20,885 Shh! Man, I'm watching this tape! 185 00:07:20,954 --> 00:07:22,854 Why you think I'm waving at you?! 186 00:07:22,922 --> 00:07:24,913 [Panting] It's heavy, it's yours. 187 00:07:24,991 --> 00:07:26,253 Take it, Kevin! 188 00:07:26,326 --> 00:07:27,884 I'm trying to watch the tape. 189 00:07:27,961 --> 00:07:29,792 Oh, really? You like this show, huh? 190 00:07:29,863 --> 00:07:32,491 This is great. This is Dave Del Dotto's new ta... 191 00:07:32,565 --> 00:07:35,159 They delivered this to me 'cause you weren't here. 192 00:07:35,235 --> 00:07:37,294 - What is it? - How am I supposed to know what this is?! 193 00:07:38,371 --> 00:07:40,498 I'm out of here. I'm not La Toya Jackson. 194 00:07:40,573 --> 00:07:42,564 - I'm not psychic. - No, wait, Larry. 195 00:07:42,642 --> 00:07:45,167 This is it! Oh! I've been waiting for this! 196 00:07:45,245 --> 00:07:47,611 Larry, this is it! Oh, just a minute. I'm too excited. 197 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,672 Phew! [Panting] 198 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:53,241 - You know what this represents, don't you? - A big waste of money. 199 00:07:53,319 --> 00:07:55,150 Man, you have no vision! 200 00:07:55,221 --> 00:07:57,815 The entire 1994 baseball season, 201 00:07:57,891 --> 00:07:59,791 you know what I'm saying? 202 00:07:59,859 --> 00:08:01,486 I got Ken Griffey Jr. Here, 203 00:08:01,561 --> 00:08:03,552 Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco. 204 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,689 People spend big money for baseball cards, 205 00:08:05,765 --> 00:08:08,097 but if they get hurt, it's even worth more money. 206 00:08:08,168 --> 00:08:11,433 Say one of them's going to the car after the game, gets hit... pow! 207 00:08:11,504 --> 00:08:13,062 I don't want to see it happen, 208 00:08:13,139 --> 00:08:14,800 but if it does, I'm getting paid! 209 00:08:14,874 --> 00:08:17,502 This is gonna be huge! 210 00:08:17,577 --> 00:08:19,477 [Panting] No, it's gigantic, 211 00:08:19,546 --> 00:08:21,844 just like all your other ideas, Kevin! 212 00:08:21,915 --> 00:08:24,782 Man, is that any kind of way to encourage your best friend? 213 00:08:24,851 --> 00:08:27,217 Hey, I didn't ask for this! I didn't ask for none of this! 214 00:08:27,287 --> 00:08:29,050 I didn't ask to be your best friend! 215 00:08:29,122 --> 00:08:31,283 - [Wheezing] - See? Look. See? Get upset, see what happens? 216 00:08:31,357 --> 00:08:32,722 Come on, man, now, breathe, breathe. 217 00:08:32,792 --> 00:08:34,589 See? You can't holler at me like this. 218 00:08:34,661 --> 00:08:36,595 I don't want to see you in this kind of condition, all right? 219 00:08:36,663 --> 00:08:37,960 This is gonna work out, man. 220 00:08:38,031 --> 00:08:39,794 I know this one's gonna work. I feel it. 221 00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:41,663 I got a blood... blood-sugar dip. 222 00:08:41,734 --> 00:08:43,463 [Wheezes] I need some dinner. 223 00:08:43,536 --> 00:08:46,061 Dinner... oh, Lynn. I told Lynn I was gonna meet her. 224 00:08:46,139 --> 00:08:47,504 She... she's gonna kill me! 225 00:08:47,574 --> 00:08:49,769 [Gears grinding] 226 00:08:54,714 --> 00:08:57,239 - [Car alarm sounding] - Ouch! 227 00:09:00,753 --> 00:09:01,742 Hi. 228 00:09:01,821 --> 00:09:03,152 Hey, Lynn! 229 00:09:03,223 --> 00:09:04,815 Lynn; I'm leaving real soon. 230 00:09:04,891 --> 00:09:07,121 - Kevin; Hey, how you doin'? - Good night. 231 00:09:07,193 --> 00:09:09,855 Good night. It was nice meeting you, everybody. 232 00:09:09,929 --> 00:09:12,090 Look, I'm sorry, Lynn. I can explain, okay? 233 00:09:12,165 --> 00:09:14,030 You stood me up. You embarrassed me. 234 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,660 You made me look like a fool in front of my boss. 235 00:09:16,736 --> 00:09:19,671 Look, I'm sorry. I can explain, all right? I can explain. 236 00:09:19,739 --> 00:09:22,708 You know, I'm glad I'm still here, so I can slap your face. 237 00:09:22,775 --> 00:09:24,174 Don't slap me, all right? 238 00:09:24,244 --> 00:09:25,643 Oh! 239 00:09:25,712 --> 00:09:27,043 Lynn! 240 00:09:27,113 --> 00:09:29,104 We in the street. Lynn, Lynn! 241 00:09:29,182 --> 00:09:31,480 I'm serious, this one is not like the other ones, I swear, Lynn. 242 00:09:31,551 --> 00:09:32,643 I feel it. I feel it in my bones. 243 00:09:32,719 --> 00:09:34,619 This baseball-card thing is gonna be big. 244 00:09:34,687 --> 00:09:37,155 I'm not just doing this for me... I'm doing this for us. 245 00:09:37,223 --> 00:09:39,191 I want you to have the finer things in life. 246 00:09:39,259 --> 00:09:42,956 Oh, Kevin, money doesn't buy people or love or happiness! 247 00:09:43,029 --> 00:09:44,656 It only buys things! 248 00:09:44,731 --> 00:09:47,199 - That's the point! - When are you gonna grow up? 249 00:09:47,267 --> 00:09:49,861 - I'm growing now, see? Look... I'm growing now. - [Sighs heavily] 250 00:09:49,936 --> 00:09:51,563 I'll cha... baby, I'll change. 251 00:09:51,638 --> 00:09:54,198 Hey, I'm trying to have an argument! Will you just go?! 252 00:09:54,274 --> 00:09:57,243 Lynn, I'm gonna change. I'll get a regular job. 253 00:09:57,310 --> 00:10:00,404 Kevin, you're 35. You're never gonna change. 254 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,471 Lynn, don't... if you drive away, 255 00:10:02,548 --> 00:10:04,448 I'll be standing here pointing! 256 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:07,418 Lynn! Lynn! 257 00:10:08,354 --> 00:10:09,218 Oh, yeah, 15. [Laughs] 258 00:10:09,289 --> 00:10:10,756 [Laughs] 259 00:10:10,823 --> 00:10:13,314 [Blues music plays] 260 00:10:19,565 --> 00:10:22,125 Eddie Murphy; How could you say I never cared about you? 261 00:10:22,201 --> 00:10:24,465 Look, Jacqueline says that I'm a better person now, 262 00:10:24,537 --> 00:10:26,266 and I know I owe that all to you. 263 00:10:26,339 --> 00:10:27,806 Mnh! 264 00:10:27,874 --> 00:10:29,307 [Laughing] 265 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,343 [Remote control clicking] 266 00:10:31,411 --> 00:10:32,901 You want to smash my face? 267 00:10:33,746 --> 00:10:34,576 Oh! 268 00:10:35,982 --> 00:10:37,847 - Mnh! - Like hell. 269 00:10:37,917 --> 00:10:39,009 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 270 00:10:39,085 --> 00:10:40,677 [Laughter] 271 00:10:40,753 --> 00:10:42,812 - Ugh! - Ooh! 272 00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:47,658 Man; Get the lights! Move, move, move! 273 00:10:47,727 --> 00:10:49,854 Hey, who is it?! Pauly, my people. 274 00:10:49,929 --> 00:10:51,760 Get out of the way! 275 00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:53,924 What's up, homey? Hey, how you doin'? 276 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,661 Where's the dough?! 277 00:10:55,735 --> 00:10:57,600 - What happened to Nicky? - Nicky retired. 278 00:10:57,670 --> 00:11:00,662 This is my kid brother Joey, and I'm teaching him the business. 279 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:03,436 - How you doin'? - You're a big guy. I bet you're hungry. 280 00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:04,999 Look, I got these new Pop- Tarts. 281 00:11:05,078 --> 00:11:06,807 Cool, with the frosting stuff on top. 282 00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:08,346 Come on, Pauly, I was hungry! 283 00:11:08,414 --> 00:11:10,006 - You're always hungry. - You don't never let me eat. 284 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,142 You're always eating, always stuffing your face. 285 00:11:14,787 --> 00:11:16,186 Why do people buy this crap? 286 00:11:16,255 --> 00:11:17,552 Hey, where's the dough?! 287 00:11:17,623 --> 00:11:19,022 Is that the only thing he knows how to say? 288 00:11:19,092 --> 00:11:21,219 You think you're funny? Don't be funny. 289 00:11:21,294 --> 00:11:23,854 Ugh! I don't feel funny. 290 00:11:23,930 --> 00:11:25,625 Ow! 291 00:11:25,698 --> 00:11:28,462 - Where's the dough?! - Guys, that's a fair question. 292 00:11:28,534 --> 00:11:29,865 Look, I borrowed $5, 000, 293 00:11:29,936 --> 00:11:31,836 and you want your money back, right? 294 00:11:31,904 --> 00:11:33,166 - $50,000. - What? 295 00:11:33,239 --> 00:11:35,799 That's right, interest and late penalties have accrued. 296 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:36,671 Accrued! 297 00:11:36,743 --> 00:11:38,540 - $50,000? - Uh-huh. 298 00:11:38,611 --> 00:11:40,203 I guess that sign 299 00:11:40,313 --> 00:11:42,747 on the front of the building said "no questions asked." 300 00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:44,373 I guess I should've asked a couple questions. 301 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:46,008 Let me tell you what's up, okay? 302 00:11:46,085 --> 00:11:48,349 Most of my businesses are in the start-up phase, you know what I'm saying? 303 00:11:48,421 --> 00:11:50,548 I'm out there moving an inventory, trying to make money happen. 304 00:11:50,623 --> 00:11:52,989 I got something you might be interested in. 305 00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:55,687 These baseball... America loves base... America loves baseball. 306 00:11:55,762 --> 00:11:57,320 They buy these... [Sniffs] 307 00:11:57,397 --> 00:11:59,831 You could almost smell the money, see? This will be big money. 308 00:11:59,899 --> 00:12:01,764 Check it out, Joey, man. 309 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:03,563 Go ahead and speculate... o- or just chew the gum. That's an option. 310 00:12:03,636 --> 00:12:05,433 What are you doing? 311 00:12:05,505 --> 00:12:08,269 Spit it out! What the hell's the matter with you? Spit it out! 312 00:12:08,341 --> 00:12:10,673 Listen to me, Franklin, Happy's getting pissed, 313 00:12:10,743 --> 00:12:13,075 and we all know what happens when Happy gets pissed. 314 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:14,340 He's not happy. 315 00:12:14,414 --> 00:12:16,405 And when he's not happy, he's pissed, 316 00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:17,676 you follow me? 317 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,615 We want to keep Happy happy. 318 00:12:19,685 --> 00:12:20,879 That's right. 319 00:12:20,953 --> 00:12:22,614 Now, the way I see it... 320 00:12:22,688 --> 00:12:25,088 correct me if I'm wrong, Joey... 321 00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:26,750 we got two options... 322 00:12:26,826 --> 00:12:29,226 "A," we give you another day, 323 00:12:29,295 --> 00:12:30,887 or... or then "B," 324 00:12:30,963 --> 00:12:32,692 we're gonna kill you right now 325 00:12:32,765 --> 00:12:34,790 and save ourselves some aggravation. 326 00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:36,391 I'm gonna go with "A." 327 00:12:36,469 --> 00:12:38,460 [Laughing and snorting] 328 00:12:40,473 --> 00:12:42,236 Come here. Come here. 329 00:12:42,308 --> 00:12:44,333 - Huh? - Get over here. Get over here. 330 00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:46,605 Get over here right now! Get over here! 331 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,306 Come here! What the hell's the matter with you?! 332 00:12:48,381 --> 00:12:50,679 Nothing, I just thought that was real good 333 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,980 with that option A/B. [Snorts] 334 00:12:53,052 --> 00:12:55,247 We're threatening somebody here. 335 00:12:55,321 --> 00:12:57,221 You're undermining things! 336 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,190 - Pauly, he's leaving. - [Guns cock] 337 00:12:59,258 --> 00:13:00,748 I was gonna feed my hamster, man. 338 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,522 My hamster hasn't eaten all day. 339 00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:05,029 You got to feed them, man, 'cause they're very sensitive. 340 00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,697 What's the matter with you? 341 00:13:09,769 --> 00:13:12,829 I want $50,000 tomorrow or you're dead, 342 00:13:12,905 --> 00:13:14,167 you hear me? 343 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,232 And don't even think about skipping town. 344 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,369 Sounds fair. 345 00:13:19,445 --> 00:13:21,470 One way to Nassau, Bahamas. And your name? 346 00:13:21,547 --> 00:13:23,640 Clarence... Clarence Williams III. 347 00:13:23,716 --> 00:13:25,115 Ha ha! Yeah! 348 00:13:25,184 --> 00:13:26,446 Thank you, Mr. Williams. 349 00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:28,248 Thank you. Thank you. 350 00:13:28,321 --> 00:13:29,948 Ow, Joey! Come on! Come on! 351 00:13:30,022 --> 00:13:31,717 Just you and me, Shaft. 352 00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:33,122 You'll be the coolest hamster in the Bahamas. Guaranteed. 353 00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:34,216 There he is! 354 00:13:34,293 --> 00:13:36,557 I think we're gonna make it, man. 355 00:13:36,629 --> 00:13:38,062 What?! Oh, man. 356 00:13:38,131 --> 00:13:40,827 You really disappointed us. Didn't he, Joey? 357 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,425 Really disappointed us. Nice glasses, though. 358 00:13:43,503 --> 00:13:45,130 Cut it out! Come on! 359 00:13:45,204 --> 00:13:47,399 - The important thing is I learned something. - Shut up! 360 00:13:47,473 --> 00:13:49,441 Man; Choir members, please stay together. 361 00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:52,000 Look... Denzel! 362 00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:53,807 - [Screaming] - Denzel Washington! 363 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,177 Denzel Washington here in the airport! 364 00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:58,012 Denzel Washington's in the airport! 365 00:13:58,084 --> 00:13:59,984 Get out of my way! 366 00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:02,179 Excuse me! Sick pet! 367 00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:03,586 Look out, people! 368 00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:05,180 Out of the way! 369 00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:07,749 Whoo! Goodbye! Sorry! 370 00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:10,022 - Sorry! - Whoa! 371 00:14:10,096 --> 00:14:13,497 [Indistinct conversations] 372 00:14:13,566 --> 00:14:15,466 Man; Move the kid! 373 00:14:15,535 --> 00:14:16,968 [Crying] 374 00:14:17,036 --> 00:14:19,971 - Oh, come on. - Move it! 375 00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:23,099 Shaft, you're gonna have to help me, buddy. 376 00:14:23,176 --> 00:14:25,007 [Shaft squeaking] 377 00:14:25,077 --> 00:14:26,840 Shaft, I always said when the end came, 378 00:14:26,913 --> 00:14:28,380 it was gonna be you and me, man. 379 00:14:28,447 --> 00:14:29,709 Well, it's gonna be you. 380 00:14:29,782 --> 00:14:31,443 I love you. 381 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:33,678 A rat! It's a rat! Oh, my God, it's a rat! 382 00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:34,845 There he is! 383 00:14:34,921 --> 00:14:37,890 Oh! I got rabies! 384 00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:40,653 [Crowd screaming] 385 00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:42,125 Get me through! Get me through! 386 00:14:42,195 --> 00:14:44,459 [Squeaking] 387 00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:45,963 Excuse me! Sorry! 388 00:14:46,032 --> 00:14:48,466 Excuse me! Move! Move! Move! Move! 389 00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:51,332 - Whoo! - Man; Slow down, there, pal! 390 00:14:51,404 --> 00:14:52,803 - Did you see him? - I almost saw him! 391 00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:54,396 What do you mean you almost saw him?! 392 00:14:54,473 --> 00:14:56,998 [Panting] 393 00:14:57,076 --> 00:14:58,338 Whoa! 394 00:14:58,411 --> 00:15:00,038 Okay, come on. 395 00:15:01,047 --> 00:15:03,277 I told him I'd pick him up out here. 396 00:15:03,349 --> 00:15:05,146 What does he look like, Dad? 397 00:15:05,218 --> 00:15:07,482 Well, he's around my age, he's black. 398 00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:09,384 Girl; How tall is he, Daddy? 399 00:15:09,455 --> 00:15:10,945 I don't really know, baby. 400 00:15:11,023 --> 00:15:13,389 I mean, I haven't seen him in 25 years. 401 00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:16,553 - He was always so punctual. - What is "punctual"? 402 00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:18,654 - I think I see him! - You didn't see him! 403 00:15:24,503 --> 00:15:28,496 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 404 00:15:28,574 --> 00:15:29,836 Hey! 405 00:15:29,909 --> 00:15:32,742 - Derek? - That's right. 406 00:15:32,812 --> 00:15:34,677 [Laughing] It's me! 407 00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:36,044 It's you! 408 00:15:36,115 --> 00:15:38,208 - How are you doin'?! - How you doin'?! 409 00:15:38,985 --> 00:15:42,978 [Both laughing] 410 00:15:43,055 --> 00:15:46,422 [Both sigh] 411 00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:48,460 [Both laugh] 412 00:15:48,527 --> 00:15:51,257 Oh, God! Oh, you look different. 413 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:52,592 I do? 414 00:15:52,665 --> 00:15:54,098 Yeah, I mean, yeah, well, come on, man, 415 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,157 when you haven't seen somebody since they were a kid, 416 00:15:56,235 --> 00:15:57,532 you can look completely different... 417 00:15:57,603 --> 00:15:59,070 I mean, completely different. 418 00:15:59,138 --> 00:16:02,198 - I don't know, you haven't changed at all. - I haven't? 419 00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:03,640 I mean, I would have expected 420 00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:05,700 a more conservative look, but what can I say? 421 00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:06,938 I like the earrings. 422 00:16:07,013 --> 00:16:08,844 [Laughs] A fraternity thing, you know? 423 00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:10,438 Derek, I want you to meet Jason, 424 00:16:10,516 --> 00:16:12,143 my future All-American basketball star, 425 00:16:12,218 --> 00:16:14,914 and Sarah, my little Princess. 426 00:16:14,987 --> 00:16:17,512 Hey, how you doin', Jason? How you doin', Sarah? All right, let's go. 427 00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:19,285 I apologize for my wife. She couldn't make it. 428 00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:21,826 Your wife? Oh, hey, hey, how is she doing? 429 00:16:21,894 --> 00:16:23,953 Busy... uh, Emily opened a yogurt store 430 00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:25,964 a couple of years back, and boom! 431 00:16:26,032 --> 00:16:27,795 The crazy thing just took off. 432 00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:31,166 She's got 35 of those silly stores all over the state now. 433 00:16:31,237 --> 00:16:32,795 Let's talk about that. That's nice. 434 00:16:32,872 --> 00:16:34,237 Come on. Hey, come on, Jacob. 435 00:16:34,307 --> 00:16:35,934 By the way, it's Jason. 436 00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:37,942 Oh, Jason. How you doin'? 437 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:40,444 - What? - Don't you have any bags? 438 00:16:40,513 --> 00:16:43,038 [Laughs] Yeah, I got a bag. Yeah, right here. 439 00:16:43,115 --> 00:16:45,106 All right, here's my bag. Let's go. 440 00:16:45,184 --> 00:16:46,742 Sorry about being so late. 441 00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:49,379 I remember how crazy you used to be about being on time. 442 00:16:49,455 --> 00:16:52,515 Well, if we hurry now, we can make up for lost time, all right? 443 00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:54,491 Boy, we got a lot of catching up to do. 444 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,255 I cleared the decks at the office, 445 00:16:56,329 --> 00:16:58,194 so I'll have the whole three days off. 446 00:16:58,264 --> 00:17:00,732 We're gonna have one hell of a Memorial Day weekend. 447 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,030 Woman; Mr. Gary Young. Paging Mr. Gary Young. 448 00:17:03,102 --> 00:17:04,660 What's wrong? Why you stopping? 449 00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:06,364 They just called my name. 450 00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:08,339 Oh, yeah, I mean, I know that. 451 00:17:08,407 --> 00:17:09,806 Uh, that... that was me. 452 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:10,842 What was you? 453 00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:12,468 I had them page you, man, 454 00:17:12,545 --> 00:17:15,639 'cause I was sitting down there and you were late, Gary. 455 00:17:15,715 --> 00:17:18,377 Don't you think you should go in and tell them that you found me? 456 00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,214 Oh, no, they'll figure it out. This is the airport. 457 00:17:20,286 --> 00:17:21,844 The kids will show you where the car is. 458 00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:23,445 Let me just go in and tell them. 459 00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:25,149 No, no! No, no, no, no, no! 460 00:17:25,224 --> 00:17:27,556 You take the kids. I'll do it, okay, 'cause I was rude. 461 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,423 I don't know what I was thinking about. 462 00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:30,894 I'm jet-lagged. I'm so tired. 463 00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:32,294 Ooh, hurry up! Press on! 464 00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:33,798 We got so much to talk about. 465 00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:35,925 It's so good to see you again. It's so good. 466 00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:38,902 Derek! Derek! 467 00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:41,030 Oh! Oh! [Laughs] Yeah? 468 00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:42,734 Good to have you with us. 469 00:17:42,808 --> 00:17:45,470 Ha ha! Yeah, right! Ha ha! 470 00:17:45,544 --> 00:17:48,843 [Indistinct conversations] 471 00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:50,848 - Derek? Derek Bond? - Yes? 472 00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:53,851 Hi, I'm Pete, Gary's executive personal assistant. 473 00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:55,318 Yeah, so? 474 00:17:55,388 --> 00:17:57,879 Yes, could I speak to you for a second, please? 475 00:17:57,957 --> 00:18:00,050 Come with me, please. Please, come on. 476 00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:01,957 Gary sent me to tell you that he's very sorry, 477 00:18:02,027 --> 00:18:03,688 but you can't stay with him this weekend. 478 00:18:03,763 --> 00:18:05,754 - What? Why not? - His wife, man, 'cause she's ill. 479 00:18:05,831 --> 00:18:07,696 - What's wrong with her? - It's botulism. 480 00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,325 Botulism? This is terrible. 481 00:18:09,402 --> 00:18:11,199 I mean, what about the thing I came to do? 482 00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,067 What thing?! We're talking about a disease, man! 483 00:18:13,139 --> 00:18:14,401 Ain't no thing! It's off! 484 00:18:14,473 --> 00:18:15,906 - It's off? - It's off. There's no thing. 485 00:18:15,975 --> 00:18:17,533 Well, great. 486 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:19,737 I don't want to do that damn thing anyway. I hate those things. 487 00:18:19,812 --> 00:18:22,838 Did Gary mention anything? I mean, is there anything I can do for them? 488 00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:24,849 There's two things he wants you to do. 489 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:28,910 - First of all, they want you to wear this hat. - I don't wear hats. 490 00:18:28,988 --> 00:18:31,183 - The woman's in a coma. The least you can do is wear the hat. - I'll wear the hat! 491 00:18:31,257 --> 00:18:32,849 This is the most important. 492 00:18:32,925 --> 00:18:35,052 Whatever you do, do not call the house. 493 00:18:35,127 --> 00:18:36,754 - Why not? - Sound triggers it off, man. 494 00:18:36,829 --> 00:18:39,195 That phone rings... bam! I'm talking about vomit coming up! 495 00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:40,823 The woman's got the shakes! It's ugly, man! 496 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,367 Foam is coming out of the mouth! 497 00:18:42,435 --> 00:18:44,699 - You don't want to see that. - Yeah, that's ugly. 498 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,397 Gary's gonna call you when everything's all right. 499 00:18:46,472 --> 00:18:49,771 You wear that hat. Keep hope alive. 500 00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:51,639 I can see him. Can you see him? 501 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:53,200 - Do you see him? - I see him! 502 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:55,406 Oh! 503 00:18:55,481 --> 00:18:57,415 Man; Coming through. 504 00:18:57,483 --> 00:19:00,281 Oh, sorry. Wrong guy. 505 00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:01,377 Me too. 506 00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:02,318 Help! 507 00:19:02,388 --> 00:19:04,788 Gary; Derek! 508 00:19:05,658 --> 00:19:07,626 Hey, what's up?! I'm coming, Gary! 509 00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:09,593 [Horns honking] 510 00:19:09,662 --> 00:19:11,562 Look out! 511 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,291 Man; Hey, you fool! 512 00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:16,596 [Tires screech, horn honks] 513 00:19:16,669 --> 00:19:18,193 - Man; Hey! - Coming, Gary! 514 00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:20,101 [Horn honks] 515 00:19:20,172 --> 00:19:22,003 - Oh! - [Tires screech] 516 00:19:22,074 --> 00:19:23,803 Man; Hey! 517 00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:27,141 [Panting] Whoo! Whoo! 518 00:19:27,213 --> 00:19:30,774 - Hey, what's the hurry? - [Laughs] Just want to get this party started. 519 00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:33,648 - Great. Jason, do you have your seat belt on? - No. 520 00:19:33,719 --> 00:19:37,120 We're not leaving till you put it on. 521 00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:38,816 Jason took my seat belt. 522 00:19:38,891 --> 00:19:41,451 Jason, give your sister back her seat belt. 523 00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:43,290 Now, tell Sarah you're sorry. 524 00:19:43,362 --> 00:19:44,488 Do I have to? 525 00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:46,724 - Yes, you do! - Sorry! 526 00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:50,132 [Horn honks] 527 00:19:50,202 --> 00:19:51,863 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Pauly, Pauly, Pauly! 528 00:19:51,937 --> 00:19:54,633 - Give me the keys. Move over! Move over! - You wanna drive? 529 00:19:54,707 --> 00:19:56,902 - Hey, watch it! - [Horn honks, tires screech] 530 00:19:56,976 --> 00:19:58,409 I got a bad knee here! 531 00:19:58,477 --> 00:20:01,207 Well, you want to take a right out of the gate, and... 532 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,577 [Tires squeal] 533 00:20:02,648 --> 00:20:04,013 Whoa! 534 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,983 - Aaah! - [Tires squeal] 535 00:20:06,051 --> 00:20:07,416 - Whoa! - Aaah! 536 00:20:07,486 --> 00:20:09,147 Aaah! Aaah! 537 00:20:09,221 --> 00:20:10,381 - [Tires squeal] - Ooh! 538 00:20:10,456 --> 00:20:13,323 - [Horn honks] - Whoa! - Ooh! 539 00:20:13,392 --> 00:20:14,654 Whoo! 540 00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:16,661 Oh, gosh, that's some tight steering, boy! 541 00:20:16,729 --> 00:20:18,663 Safe car, too. 542 00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:21,495 - Cool. - [Gary and Kevin laugh] 543 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,159 Franklin! 544 00:20:23,235 --> 00:20:25,169 Oh, Franklin. 545 00:20:25,237 --> 00:20:27,671 All right, get the car, Joey. 546 00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,537 - Pauly. - Get the car! 547 00:20:29,608 --> 00:20:32,202 Hey! Hey! Hey! That's my car! 548 00:20:32,278 --> 00:20:33,540 That's my brother's car! 549 00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:36,172 Oh, uh, you wanted to turn off here... 550 00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:38,113 - I can make it. - But you can take the next... 551 00:20:38,183 --> 00:20:40,447 - [Tires squeal] - Aaah! 552 00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:41,713 All right! 553 00:20:41,787 --> 00:20:44,187 - I can make it! - Whoa! 554 00:20:44,256 --> 00:20:45,951 I can make this! 555 00:20:46,025 --> 00:20:47,287 [Tires squeal] 556 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:49,793 You can't do this with an American car. 557 00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:50,794 [Laughs] 558 00:20:50,863 --> 00:20:53,161 Boy, oh, boy, you have changed! 559 00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:56,326 You used to be so uptight when we were kids. 560 00:20:56,402 --> 00:20:59,303 You used to lecture us on bicycle safety. 561 00:20:59,371 --> 00:21:00,770 I haven't been the same 562 00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:02,830 since... since the accident. 563 00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:04,808 What accident? 564 00:21:04,877 --> 00:21:07,812 I was scuba diving in the Cayman Islands 565 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,279 with my friends, 566 00:21:09,348 --> 00:21:11,407 and... we're out there looking for stingray, 567 00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:14,646 and all of a sudden, two great white sharks came out of nowhere... 568 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,982 bam! ...just attacked us, 569 00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:18,080 and it was... it was... it was vicious! 570 00:21:18,157 --> 00:21:19,988 It was like a scene out of "Jaws." 571 00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:23,460 There was just bloods and bubbles and butts, and everything was... 572 00:21:23,529 --> 00:21:25,360 and then I saw him bite my friend! 573 00:21:25,431 --> 00:21:27,956 His head came off, and his eye was on me! 574 00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:30,433 His eye was on me! 575 00:21:30,502 --> 00:21:32,231 Oh, God! Oh! 576 00:21:32,304 --> 00:21:33,566 Easy! 577 00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:34,833 Oh! 578 00:21:34,907 --> 00:21:36,807 Oh, my God. 579 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,502 [Gasps] 580 00:21:38,577 --> 00:21:40,204 [Sighs] I'm okay. 581 00:21:40,312 --> 00:21:41,973 [Sniffles] 582 00:21:44,316 --> 00:21:46,375 [Exhales deeply] 583 00:21:46,452 --> 00:21:48,716 Well, this is great. 584 00:21:48,787 --> 00:21:51,051 Yeah... this is great. 585 00:21:51,123 --> 00:21:54,251 I mean, this is really great. 586 00:21:54,326 --> 00:21:56,385 I can't believe, after all these years, 587 00:21:56,462 --> 00:21:59,556 it only took one phone call to get your butt to Pittsburgh 588 00:21:59,632 --> 00:22:01,759 so we could rekindle that old friendship. 589 00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,893 Well, you know what they say, uh, Gary, 590 00:22:03,969 --> 00:22:05,732 uh, friends don't grow on trees. 591 00:22:05,804 --> 00:22:07,795 No, they don't. 592 00:22:07,873 --> 00:22:10,865 Oh, remember how we always used to sing the song? 593 00:22:10,943 --> 00:22:14,743 d Good night, Irene, good night d 594 00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:18,271 Together; d Good night, Irene, good night d 595 00:22:18,350 --> 00:22:25,415 d Good night, Irene, good night, Irene... d 596 00:22:25,491 --> 00:22:29,222 d I wish I had some Dairy Queen d 597 00:22:29,294 --> 00:22:31,694 - [Laughing] Yeah. - [Laughing] Aw, man! 598 00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:38,431 - d I'll see you in my... d - d You in my... d 599 00:22:38,504 --> 00:22:41,029 - d Dreams d - d Dreams d 600 00:22:41,106 --> 00:22:42,334 Yeah. 601 00:22:42,408 --> 00:22:45,844 Say, how's your wife? Heard she was ill. 602 00:22:45,911 --> 00:22:47,845 - My wife? - Yeah. 603 00:22:47,913 --> 00:22:50,074 Um... she's dead, Gary. 604 00:22:50,149 --> 00:22:51,411 What?! 605 00:22:51,483 --> 00:22:54,145 I just spoke to her yesterday. 606 00:22:54,219 --> 00:22:56,084 I mean, she's dead inside, 607 00:22:56,155 --> 00:22:58,146 um, from the loss of our son. 608 00:22:58,223 --> 00:23:00,919 Your son?! I thought he's at Princeton! 609 00:23:00,993 --> 00:23:02,654 That's what it means, see? 610 00:23:02,728 --> 00:23:05,390 W- We... we thought we lost our son to the lvy League. 611 00:23:05,464 --> 00:23:07,898 Ohh. [Laughing] Oh. 612 00:23:07,966 --> 00:23:09,991 We just misplaced him momentarily. 613 00:23:10,069 --> 00:23:11,661 You misplaced a person momentarily?! 614 00:23:11,737 --> 00:23:13,728 - I guess we did. - If I don't get that money 615 00:23:13,806 --> 00:23:15,865 by the conclusion of this holiday weekend, 616 00:23:15,941 --> 00:23:17,738 I'm gonna be pissed. 617 00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:19,437 Oh, no, don't be pissed. 618 00:23:19,511 --> 00:23:21,536 Hold it. The Lotto's on. 619 00:23:21,613 --> 00:23:23,171 - Lotto? - Lotto? 620 00:23:23,248 --> 00:23:25,409 Man;... to win $ 1 million. Give it a spin. 621 00:23:25,484 --> 00:23:27,418 - Where'd he go? - Let's see where it stops. 622 00:23:27,486 --> 00:23:29,420 - $ 1 million! - Hello? 623 00:23:29,488 --> 00:23:31,854 Listen, goddamn it, I want Franklin, or you're gonna be looking 624 00:23:31,924 --> 00:23:33,789 at the wrong end of an ice pick... 625 00:23:33,859 --> 00:23:36,191 - Oh, God! - Very closely! 626 00:23:36,261 --> 00:23:38,923 - We'll find him, I swear to God. - Give me that pepper! 627 00:23:38,997 --> 00:23:41,090 Happy's not happy. 628 00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:43,100 Who is he, then? 629 00:23:43,302 --> 00:23:47,636 - [Light classical music plays] d La-la la-la la-la la-la d 630 00:23:49,908 --> 00:23:53,537 - Man: Hi, Gary. - Woman: Hi! 631 00:23:53,612 --> 00:23:56,274 Derek, I really have to thank you again. 632 00:23:56,348 --> 00:23:57,781 You're welcome. 633 00:23:57,850 --> 00:24:00,546 No, thanks for agreeing to do this thing today. 634 00:24:00,619 --> 00:24:02,052 The thing? 635 00:24:02,121 --> 00:24:04,681 Well, I mean... how bad could it be? 636 00:24:04,757 --> 00:24:07,749 I mean, when you stop and think about it, 637 00:24:07,826 --> 00:24:10,454 I mean, what is this thing, really? 638 00:24:10,529 --> 00:24:13,657 Yes, well, you're a braver man than I. 639 00:24:16,135 --> 00:24:20,071 d La-la la-la la-la la-la d 640 00:24:20,139 --> 00:24:23,939 d La la-la la la-la d 641 00:24:24,009 --> 00:24:27,706 d La la la la-la d 642 00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:31,011 Sorry. I want you to meet Derek Bond. 643 00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:32,345 Derek, Nancy Pike. 644 00:24:32,417 --> 00:24:34,647 Mrs. Pike is the head of the school board 645 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:35,982 and my boss's wife. 646 00:24:36,054 --> 00:24:38,022 It is such a pleasure to meet you, Derek, 647 00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:41,116 but I wonder if I could just hurry you along because you're just a little bit late. 648 00:24:41,193 --> 00:24:42,956 Just come right this way. 649 00:24:43,028 --> 00:24:44,689 Catch you later, buddy! 650 00:24:44,763 --> 00:24:46,697 Come right up these stairs right here. 651 00:24:46,765 --> 00:24:48,494 No, it's all right. 652 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:51,161 We just have to go through the curtain here, and here we are. 653 00:24:51,236 --> 00:24:53,636 Now, Derek, if I could just ask you to sit down. 654 00:24:53,705 --> 00:24:54,694 There. 655 00:24:54,773 --> 00:24:57,367 Oh, gentlemen, we are about to begin. 656 00:24:57,442 --> 00:24:59,842 Would you please take your seats? 657 00:24:59,912 --> 00:25:01,174 Thank you. 658 00:25:01,246 --> 00:25:03,180 [Chairs creaking] 659 00:25:05,450 --> 00:25:07,111 [Laughs] 660 00:25:07,186 --> 00:25:08,983 [Exhales deeply] 661 00:25:09,054 --> 00:25:11,989 [Curtain squeaking] 662 00:25:12,057 --> 00:25:14,048 [Man coughs] 663 00:25:14,126 --> 00:25:17,653 Nancy; Greetings, students and faculty. 664 00:25:17,729 --> 00:25:20,664 On behalf of the Sewickley School Foundation, 665 00:25:20,732 --> 00:25:22,962 I want to personally welcome 666 00:25:23,035 --> 00:25:25,697 all our distinguished speakers 667 00:25:25,771 --> 00:25:29,901 and all of you to Career Day. 668 00:25:29,975 --> 00:25:31,704 [Applause] 669 00:25:31,777 --> 00:25:33,506 Now, let me introduce you 670 00:25:33,579 --> 00:25:37,481 to our first speaker, Derek Bond. 671 00:25:37,549 --> 00:25:40,882 But first, let me tell you a few things about Derek. 672 00:25:40,953 --> 00:25:44,889 He has come a long way to talk to us today, 673 00:25:44,957 --> 00:25:48,449 and he has had a distinguished career 674 00:25:48,527 --> 00:25:51,052 as a, um... 675 00:25:51,129 --> 00:25:52,460 [Laughs] 676 00:25:52,531 --> 00:25:55,261 A professional in his field, 677 00:25:55,334 --> 00:25:57,666 but I will let him tell you all about that. 678 00:25:57,736 --> 00:26:02,366 Join me in a warm welcome for Derek Bond. 679 00:26:02,441 --> 00:26:03,908 [Applause] 680 00:26:03,976 --> 00:26:06,911 [Laughs] No, you. You get here, not... 681 00:26:06,979 --> 00:26:09,914 [Laughs] Yes. Now! 682 00:26:09,982 --> 00:26:12,041 There he is, honey. 683 00:26:12,117 --> 00:26:14,108 [Applause continues] 684 00:26:14,186 --> 00:26:16,518 [Man laughs] 685 00:26:20,525 --> 00:26:22,857 [Sighs] 686 00:26:22,928 --> 00:26:25,419 I'd like to thank Mrs. Pike 687 00:26:25,497 --> 00:26:29,866 for the, uh, warm welcomage addressing speech. 688 00:26:29,935 --> 00:26:32,199 - Um... - [Laughs] Yeah! 689 00:26:32,271 --> 00:26:33,670 Man; Sit down! 690 00:26:33,739 --> 00:26:35,969 Ooh! I had some notes. Um, I need to go to the car. 691 00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:38,009 I had some notes. If I go get those notes... 692 00:26:38,076 --> 00:26:41,102 I think we should let the man with the high-water pants go first 693 00:26:41,179 --> 00:26:42,976 'cause his pants are getting very short. 694 00:26:43,048 --> 00:26:45,482 - [Laughter] - Oh, Derek, you know you're just joking. 695 00:26:45,550 --> 00:26:46,915 You know your secretary 696 00:26:46,985 --> 00:26:49,044 has sent all your slides ahead of you. 697 00:26:49,121 --> 00:26:50,554 - Oh, she did? - Yes. 698 00:26:50,622 --> 00:26:53,352 - Harvey, will you start the slide show, please? - Yes. 699 00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:54,687 Here is your clicker, 700 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,694 and I know you know what to say. 701 00:26:56,762 --> 00:26:58,457 - We'll click 'em. - That's it! 702 00:26:58,530 --> 00:27:00,657 Thanks. Thanks, Harv. 703 00:27:00,732 --> 00:27:01,926 [Laughs] 704 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,262 Beautiful dress! 705 00:27:03,335 --> 00:27:04,927 Well, here goes nothing. 706 00:27:05,404 --> 00:27:07,372 Oh, that's it, yeah. 707 00:27:07,439 --> 00:27:09,669 [Projector clicking] 708 00:27:09,741 --> 00:27:12,073 All; Oh! 709 00:27:12,144 --> 00:27:13,406 Hey! 710 00:27:13,478 --> 00:27:15,207 All; Oh! 711 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,771 Whoo! A sandwich is a sandwich, but that's a meal. 712 00:27:17,849 --> 00:27:20,113 - [Laughter] - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! 713 00:27:20,185 --> 00:27:22,983 Ooh! I wonder what that'd be like with a nice lemonade. 714 00:27:23,055 --> 00:27:24,852 [Both laugh] 715 00:27:24,923 --> 00:27:26,823 That looks like the inside of my refrigerator. 716 00:27:26,892 --> 00:27:28,655 [Laughs] What is it? 717 00:27:28,727 --> 00:27:30,456 Oh! Ah! 718 00:27:30,529 --> 00:27:32,656 Oh! Ooh! Oh! 719 00:27:32,731 --> 00:27:35,359 Oh! Oh! Oh! Someone get the lights! 720 00:27:35,434 --> 00:27:38,198 - [Laughs] - [Applause] 721 00:27:38,270 --> 00:27:40,363 Thank you so much. Thank you so much. 722 00:27:40,439 --> 00:27:42,498 I think you've learned all that I could teach you about my career. 723 00:27:42,574 --> 00:27:45,065 It's time to have Dr. Von Fleisenberg, 724 00:27:45,143 --> 00:27:49,079 who is the leading hair-transplant scientist in the country, 725 00:27:49,147 --> 00:27:50,478 to discuss... 726 00:27:50,549 --> 00:27:51,982 [Laughs] Dr. Derek. 727 00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:54,951 Thank you, Professor Von whatever, 728 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:58,956 but I'm sure we have time for just one question. 729 00:28:00,258 --> 00:28:02,852 Oh, yes, Mr. Ichabod, 730 00:28:02,928 --> 00:28:05,396 the head of our science department. 731 00:28:05,464 --> 00:28:07,728 Uh, in Chapter Five of your book, 732 00:28:07,799 --> 00:28:09,858 you said there are many things 733 00:28:09,935 --> 00:28:11,459 you would do differently 734 00:28:11,536 --> 00:28:13,731 if you could do them over again. 735 00:28:13,805 --> 00:28:15,739 What did you mean by that? 736 00:28:15,807 --> 00:28:17,638 - Uh, Chapter Five? - In your book. 737 00:28:17,709 --> 00:28:19,540 What I meant by that when I put that in there 738 00:28:19,611 --> 00:28:21,579 was that, um, I padded the book immensely. 739 00:28:21,646 --> 00:28:23,238 I probably would eliminate Chapter Five 740 00:28:23,315 --> 00:28:24,805 and have gone straight to Six. 741 00:28:24,883 --> 00:28:27,511 I wrote it 'cause you have to have Five to get to Six. 742 00:28:27,586 --> 00:28:32,046 You don't have the slightest idea of what you're talking about, do you? 743 00:28:32,124 --> 00:28:33,819 - What... listen here! - [Microphone feedback] 744 00:28:33,892 --> 00:28:36,725 So, if you know so much about what I do, 745 00:28:36,795 --> 00:28:38,160 since you know more than I do, 746 00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:39,857 then why don't you come up here, 747 00:28:39,931 --> 00:28:42,161 Mr. Smarty-pants, Mr. "I don't have a woman"?! 748 00:28:42,234 --> 00:28:44,668 - Well, I, uh... - Why don't you come up here and tell me, 749 00:28:44,736 --> 00:28:45,896 Mr. Ichybody. 750 00:28:45,971 --> 00:28:48,906 I'm waiting. Hmm? Hmm? 751 00:28:48,974 --> 00:28:51,169 - I-I-I'm sorry. - [Cheers and applause] 752 00:28:51,243 --> 00:28:53,734 You are sorry. And pass out those copies of my books. 753 00:28:53,812 --> 00:28:55,211 By the way, there's a free ticket 754 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,872 for the Pearl Jam concert inside each one of those books. 755 00:28:56,948 --> 00:28:58,540 [Cheers] 756 00:28:58,617 --> 00:28:59,777 Hey, hey, hey! 757 00:29:01,787 --> 00:29:03,584 That was a great speech, Derek. 758 00:29:03,655 --> 00:29:06,624 Well, you know, anytime I can help out with the kids, 759 00:29:06,691 --> 00:29:07,885 you just let me know. 760 00:29:07,959 --> 00:29:11,360 Oh, I want you to meet my oldest, Brooke. 761 00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:12,761 Derek, Brooke. 762 00:29:12,831 --> 00:29:15,425 - Sweetie, this is Derek Bond. - Hey. 763 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,230 And this is Brooke's, uh... friend, Steve. 764 00:29:18,303 --> 00:29:22,034 Yo, my man, how many times I got to tell you 765 00:29:22,107 --> 00:29:24,541 I ain't down with Steve, 'kay? 766 00:29:24,609 --> 00:29:26,201 Call me ST-3, a-ight? 767 00:29:26,278 --> 00:29:27,905 ST-3! 768 00:29:27,979 --> 00:29:31,107 Yo, "G," your speech... 769 00:29:31,183 --> 00:29:32,514 dat okay. 770 00:29:32,584 --> 00:29:33,915 The butters, yo... 771 00:29:33,985 --> 00:29:36,112 the butters can't represent, man! 772 00:29:36,188 --> 00:29:38,986 You were dropping some serious science out there, yo. 773 00:29:39,057 --> 00:29:42,254 Hey, man, we got to hang, you know what I'm sayin', 'cause peeps out here don't know what's up. 774 00:29:42,327 --> 00:29:43,658 - Who? - Peeps... the people. 775 00:29:43,728 --> 00:29:44,990 Oh! The people, yeah. 776 00:29:45,063 --> 00:29:46,826 Kevin; Well, thank you, my man. 777 00:29:46,898 --> 00:29:48,763 Ain't no thing but a chicken wing, 778 00:29:48,834 --> 00:29:51,428 know what I'm sayin'? [Laughs] 779 00:29:51,503 --> 00:29:53,061 Anyway, we Audi 5000. 780 00:29:53,138 --> 00:29:55,003 - You stay tan, now. - All right, man. 781 00:29:55,073 --> 00:29:56,802 Girl, you comin', you comin'? 782 00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:59,605 I'm right here. I'm behind you. 783 00:29:59,678 --> 00:30:01,669 - Be careful, huh? - Whatever. 784 00:30:01,746 --> 00:30:03,577 Is, uh, bro man from around here? 785 00:30:03,648 --> 00:30:04,410 Whoo-hoo! 786 00:30:04,483 --> 00:30:06,110 He's a state senator's son. 787 00:30:06,184 --> 00:30:07,811 Oh. 788 00:30:07,886 --> 00:30:11,549 - [Light classical music plays] - d La-la la-la la-la la-la d 789 00:30:11,623 --> 00:30:12,885 Hi, Mr. Young. 790 00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:16,086 d La-la la-la la-la la-la d 791 00:30:16,161 --> 00:30:19,028 d La-la la-la laaaaa d 792 00:30:19,097 --> 00:30:20,758 [Horn honks] 793 00:30:20,832 --> 00:30:24,290 d La-la la-la la-la la-la d 794 00:30:24,369 --> 00:30:27,634 d La-la la-la la-la la-la d 795 00:30:27,706 --> 00:30:29,697 d La-la la-la la-la... d 796 00:30:29,774 --> 00:30:31,708 This is perfect. 797 00:30:31,776 --> 00:30:33,073 We like to think of it 798 00:30:33,145 --> 00:30:35,010 as our little piece of heaven. 799 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,274 [Laughing] Man. 800 00:30:36,348 --> 00:30:39,146 [Growls] 801 00:30:39,217 --> 00:30:41,344 - [Barks] - Hey, hey. What's up with the dog? 802 00:30:41,419 --> 00:30:42,283 [Barks] 803 00:30:42,354 --> 00:30:43,946 Well, that's funny. 804 00:30:44,022 --> 00:30:45,284 Carl likes everybody. 805 00:30:45,357 --> 00:30:47,848 [Laughs] Carl. Hey, uh, good dog, Carl. 806 00:30:47,926 --> 00:30:49,655 Come on, Sarah. 807 00:30:50,562 --> 00:30:51,927 Whoa! 808 00:30:51,997 --> 00:30:53,692 Jason! 809 00:30:53,765 --> 00:30:56,290 How many times have I told you to pick that damn thing up?! 810 00:30:56,368 --> 00:30:58,893 A lot, I think! 811 00:30:58,970 --> 00:31:02,167 Probably... several, maybe. 812 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,207 Tsss. 813 00:31:03,275 --> 00:31:06,073 Come on. 814 00:31:06,144 --> 00:31:07,634 Come on, Carl, let's go find a cat. 815 00:31:09,981 --> 00:31:11,642 Come on, buddy. 816 00:31:13,318 --> 00:31:14,649 [Music swells] 817 00:31:14,719 --> 00:31:19,679 d Ahh ah ah ah ah ahh ahh... d 818 00:31:19,758 --> 00:31:22,488 Whoa, nice crib. 819 00:31:22,561 --> 00:31:25,029 - Rosie, is my wife home yet? - She's on the phone, Mr. Young. 820 00:31:25,096 --> 00:31:27,155 We went all out on your behalf. 821 00:31:27,232 --> 00:31:29,757 I hope everything fits your dietary needs. 822 00:31:31,236 --> 00:31:33,500 [Laughs] 823 00:31:33,572 --> 00:31:35,972 Um, that looks good. Can I try some? 824 00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:37,065 Sure, go ahead. 825 00:31:37,142 --> 00:31:38,700 Oh! 826 00:31:38,777 --> 00:31:40,176 What is that? 827 00:31:40,245 --> 00:31:42,270 Pur�e of parsnip and crookneck squash. 828 00:31:42,347 --> 00:31:44,042 I thought it was nacho cheese. 829 00:31:44,115 --> 00:31:46,845 No, sir! Only vegetables for the vegetarian. 830 00:31:46,918 --> 00:31:48,180 I'm a vegetarian. 831 00:31:48,253 --> 00:31:49,880 We know, Derek. Don't you worry. 832 00:31:49,955 --> 00:31:52,685 Your secretary faxed us all the specifics on your diet, 833 00:31:52,757 --> 00:31:55,055 and we followed those guidelines to the "T." 834 00:31:55,126 --> 00:31:57,390 That takes a load off my mind. 835 00:31:57,462 --> 00:31:58,952 Don't burn your fingers on that meat there. 836 00:31:59,030 --> 00:32:01,362 I don't know how you do it, Derek. 837 00:32:01,433 --> 00:32:03,993 I just don't think I could ever say no 838 00:32:04,069 --> 00:32:06,196 to a big, juicy cheeseburger. 839 00:32:08,406 --> 00:32:11,807 Just... vegetables for me. 840 00:32:11,876 --> 00:32:13,309 Woman; No, no, no, no. 841 00:32:13,378 --> 00:32:16,108 Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 842 00:32:16,181 --> 00:32:17,705 Honey, yes, right here. Uh-huh. 843 00:32:17,782 --> 00:32:20,876 No, well, I feel very strongly about that. 844 00:32:20,952 --> 00:32:23,045 No, well, I wasn't consulted. 845 00:32:23,121 --> 00:32:24,748 No, I didn't think so. 846 00:32:24,823 --> 00:32:26,688 - Cream sauce. Thank you. - Mommy! 847 00:32:26,758 --> 00:32:27,850 No. Uh-huh. 848 00:32:27,926 --> 00:32:30,895 - Derek, this is my wife. Emily, Derek. - Hi. 849 00:32:30,962 --> 00:32:33,226 Nice to meet you. I'm sorry I didn't meet you at the airport, 850 00:32:33,298 --> 00:32:35,095 but I've just been so busy with the kids and the party. 851 00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:37,157 - Mommy! - Uh-huh. 852 00:32:37,235 --> 00:32:40,568 But we just opened three new yogurt shops in eastern Pennsylvania. 853 00:32:40,639 --> 00:32:42,334 Yeah, I-I-I told him. 854 00:32:42,407 --> 00:32:44,432 Hold it, hold it. I'm right here. 855 00:32:44,509 --> 00:32:46,409 Hold on! Wait! Wait! Hold on! 856 00:32:46,478 --> 00:32:49,072 Okay, look, I would give you the grand tour, but I can't. 857 00:32:49,147 --> 00:32:50,978 I got to get the kids ready for the party. 858 00:32:51,049 --> 00:32:52,414 But if you'd like to wash up, you can. 859 00:32:52,484 --> 00:32:54,918 Your room is upstairs on the left, second door. 860 00:32:54,986 --> 00:32:56,681 - Welcome aboard. - Nice to meet you. 861 00:32:57,756 --> 00:32:59,314 That was not my decision. 862 00:32:59,391 --> 00:33:01,154 Well, I thought I made it pretty clear... 863 00:33:01,226 --> 00:33:03,057 - Ooh! - [Laughs] 864 00:33:03,128 --> 00:33:05,289 [Laughs] Second door on the left, right? 865 00:33:05,363 --> 00:33:06,796 Good to see you, buddy. 866 00:33:06,865 --> 00:33:09,129 Hey, you forgot your, uh, bag here. 867 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,531 Oh. Thank you. 868 00:33:10,602 --> 00:33:11,728 [Laughs] 869 00:33:11,803 --> 00:33:14,328 Jordan for two! It's... 870 00:33:14,406 --> 00:33:15,930 not. 871 00:33:16,007 --> 00:33:17,770 [Sighs] 872 00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:20,034 Hey, Dad! 873 00:33:20,111 --> 00:33:21,840 Just a second, son. 874 00:33:21,913 --> 00:33:24,211 But, Dad, I just want to show you something real quick. 875 00:33:24,282 --> 00:33:26,273 This is Majerle's shot from three. 876 00:33:26,351 --> 00:33:28,683 Come on, show me what you got. 877 00:33:28,753 --> 00:33:30,277 All right. 878 00:33:30,355 --> 00:33:31,617 Ugh! 879 00:33:32,557 --> 00:33:33,819 - Oh! - Agh! 880 00:33:33,892 --> 00:33:35,154 [Ball bouncing] 881 00:33:35,226 --> 00:33:37,421 Well, you're gonna have to work harder, son, 882 00:33:37,495 --> 00:33:39,622 if you want to make it to the big leagues. 883 00:33:39,698 --> 00:33:41,563 [Sighs] 884 00:33:43,435 --> 00:33:45,027 Whoa! 885 00:33:47,072 --> 00:33:50,803 [Singsong voice] I'm home. 886 00:33:51,643 --> 00:33:53,338 Yow! Ha ha! 887 00:33:53,411 --> 00:33:55,242 Wha! 888 00:33:55,313 --> 00:33:57,213 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 889 00:33:57,282 --> 00:33:58,909 And a pillow for me! 890 00:33:58,983 --> 00:34:01,008 d La-la la-la la-la la-la la-la d 891 00:34:01,086 --> 00:34:03,077 I am Pillow Man! Pillow Man to the rescue! 892 00:34:03,154 --> 00:34:04,587 Whoo! 893 00:34:04,656 --> 00:34:06,715 Put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up. 894 00:34:06,791 --> 00:34:09,555 Daddy told me to give these to you. 895 00:34:09,627 --> 00:34:12,152 Well, uh, here you go. 896 00:34:12,764 --> 00:34:15,426 Will you teach me French? 897 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,196 - French? - Daddy said you lived in France for a while. 898 00:34:18,269 --> 00:34:19,531 Oh! Oh, yes. 899 00:34:19,604 --> 00:34:21,936 But... but aren't you a little young for French? 900 00:34:22,006 --> 00:34:23,337 I already know some. 901 00:34:23,408 --> 00:34:25,273 Oh, you do, huh? 902 00:34:25,343 --> 00:34:27,903 - Bonjour... that means "hello." - Tell you what... 903 00:34:27,979 --> 00:34:31,380 - Au revoir... that means "goodbye." - You are a French woman. 904 00:34:31,449 --> 00:34:33,417 Comment allez-vous... that means "how are you?" 905 00:34:33,485 --> 00:34:35,953 You know what? That's enough French for today. 906 00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,510 How about if we play a little game? 907 00:34:37,589 --> 00:34:39,284 Tell me what your father told you about me. 908 00:34:39,357 --> 00:34:42,258 - He knows you from summer camp. - Summer camp? That's right. 909 00:34:42,327 --> 00:34:44,090 You live in Baltimore. 910 00:34:44,162 --> 00:34:47,427 I bet you don't know this one. What do I do for a living? 911 00:34:47,499 --> 00:34:50,229 - You're a very successful doc... - Emily; Sarah, stop bothering Derek! 912 00:34:50,301 --> 00:34:52,599 - Sarah, no. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. - Coming, Mommy! 913 00:34:52,670 --> 00:34:55,070 Sarah, I need to know... Sarah, no. Sarah. 914 00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:57,438 - Hey, buddy. - Hey! 915 00:34:57,509 --> 00:34:59,943 Better get ready. You're gonna want to dress nice for the thing tonight. 916 00:35:00,011 --> 00:35:03,071 Oh, yes, the thing! Of course, the... the thing. 917 00:35:03,148 --> 00:35:05,343 [Laughing] Well, I can't wait. 918 00:35:05,417 --> 00:35:07,146 Me neither. 919 00:35:07,218 --> 00:35:08,617 [Laughs] 920 00:35:08,686 --> 00:35:09,948 Ohh! 921 00:35:10,155 --> 00:35:11,645 All right, let's see what we got. 922 00:35:11,723 --> 00:35:13,657 I don't care if it don't look good, 923 00:35:13,725 --> 00:35:15,249 just fit. 924 00:35:17,962 --> 00:35:19,657 GFH? 925 00:35:23,468 --> 00:35:25,561 Groverton Funeral Home? 926 00:35:25,637 --> 00:35:27,730 I'm dead. I'm dead. 927 00:35:27,806 --> 00:35:28,738 Mom! 928 00:35:28,807 --> 00:35:31,469 You are... grounded, young lady. 929 00:35:31,543 --> 00:35:33,443 I want you to stay in your room... 930 00:35:33,511 --> 00:35:34,739 for the... rest of the night. 931 00:35:34,813 --> 00:35:37,179 Great. 932 00:35:37,248 --> 00:35:38,579 [Laughs] 933 00:35:38,650 --> 00:35:40,743 [Sighs] 934 00:35:40,819 --> 00:35:42,343 [Grunts] What's up? 935 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:44,752 [Laughing] Get in here. 936 00:35:44,823 --> 00:35:45,847 Hi. 937 00:35:45,924 --> 00:35:49,223 Cool. Let's do this. 938 00:35:49,294 --> 00:35:50,761 Yeah. 939 00:35:50,829 --> 00:35:52,319 [Sighs] 940 00:35:52,397 --> 00:35:54,797 [Laughter, indistinct conversations] 941 00:35:54,866 --> 00:35:57,630 How you doin'? Hi. How you doin'? 942 00:35:57,702 --> 00:35:59,761 Gary; This dog is like a member of the family. 943 00:35:59,838 --> 00:36:01,999 Yes, may I have one of those big, fat... 944 00:36:02,073 --> 00:36:03,563 There. Yeah, there it is. 945 00:36:03,641 --> 00:36:04,767 Hi. 946 00:36:04,843 --> 00:36:07,141 Oh, hello. 947 00:36:07,245 --> 00:36:09,941 Derek, I want you to meet a friend of mine, Tom Miller. 948 00:36:10,014 --> 00:36:11,174 Hey, what's up? 949 00:36:11,249 --> 00:36:13,308 Is that a burger you have behind your back? 950 00:36:13,384 --> 00:36:15,944 Oh, this... 951 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:20,457 this fatty, high-cholesterol, steroid-injected piece of beef? 952 00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:23,392 You know what this does to somebody's heart? You are poisoning your guests! 953 00:36:23,461 --> 00:36:24,792 I can't believe you, Gary! 954 00:36:24,863 --> 00:36:26,626 Man, I'm just ashamed of you. 955 00:36:26,698 --> 00:36:28,529 We try to buy the best meat. 956 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,158 Look, I'm sorry, man, I'm a vegetarian. 957 00:36:30,235 --> 00:36:32,226 If it was up to me, I'd just knock all this meat off the... 958 00:36:32,303 --> 00:36:34,828 I just get emotional. I'm sorry. I just know how dangerous meat can be. 959 00:36:34,906 --> 00:36:36,965 Tom chairs the chess, bridge, 960 00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:39,976 and, of course, poker night down at the club. 961 00:36:40,044 --> 00:36:41,238 [Laughs] 962 00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:42,711 [Laughs] 963 00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:45,180 Oh, what does that stand for? 964 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:47,741 Oh, the Gaming Foundation of Harlem. 965 00:36:47,819 --> 00:36:50,481 I've heard of that. It's a charitable organization, isn't it? 966 00:36:50,555 --> 00:36:53,217 - You said it. - [Laughs] He's a nice guy. 967 00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:55,156 Oh, he's the genuine article. 968 00:36:55,226 --> 00:36:56,250 What does that stand for? 969 00:36:56,327 --> 00:36:57,851 My great-grandfather... 970 00:36:57,929 --> 00:37:00,659 General, uh, Fran�ois Heimlich Maneuver, 971 00:37:00,732 --> 00:37:02,723 - World War I and II. - Good guy. 972 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,997 - What does it stand for? - Gemstones, furs, and haberdasheries. 973 00:37:06,070 --> 00:37:07,697 Graduated, full honors, Oxford. 974 00:37:07,772 --> 00:37:09,433 But I guess you wouldn't know about that. 975 00:37:09,507 --> 00:37:11,532 - I went to Harvard. - Yeah, right, Harvard Street. 976 00:37:11,609 --> 00:37:13,668 Oh, it's a gospel group I was with... 977 00:37:13,745 --> 00:37:16,236 - Godliness, Faithful, and Honest. - Ah, amen. 978 00:37:16,314 --> 00:37:19,044 Geeks For Hire... it's a temporary service. You'd fit in. You ought to call us. 979 00:37:19,117 --> 00:37:21,847 Gas From Humans. Girls From The 'Hood. G- Strings For The Huge. 980 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,514 - Got To Feed The Hungry. Girls Feedin' The Homeys. - Is that a joke? 981 00:37:24,589 --> 00:37:27,183 d Godliness, Faithful, and Honest, ah ha! d 982 00:37:27,258 --> 00:37:28,225 - Ah! - Ah! 983 00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:30,227 Good, fine, and healthy, and, baby, you it. 984 00:37:30,295 --> 00:37:32,388 - Bam! You know what I'm saying? - Hmm! 985 00:37:32,463 --> 00:37:34,124 Derek! 986 00:37:34,198 --> 00:37:36,689 Ronald Timmerman. It's great to know you. 987 00:37:36,768 --> 00:37:38,895 I hear you're one of the top guys. 988 00:37:38,970 --> 00:37:40,528 Well, you know, I just do what I do. 989 00:37:40,605 --> 00:37:42,573 [Laughs] I'm sure you must've heard of me. 990 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,505 You know, we have a lot of mutual friends. 991 00:37:44,576 --> 00:37:45,975 I don't think so. 992 00:37:46,044 --> 00:37:47,636 Timmerman, Ronald Timmerman... 993 00:37:47,712 --> 00:37:49,145 Penn State, Hopkins. 994 00:37:49,213 --> 00:37:52,046 I had two papers published in the journal last year. 995 00:37:52,116 --> 00:37:54,448 Oh, Ron Timmerman. I thought you said Rob. 996 00:37:54,519 --> 00:37:56,578 Ron! Ron's like Rob, Rob's like Ron. 997 00:37:56,654 --> 00:37:59,714 - Stuffed mushroom? - Oh, gee, can't you see I'm in training? 998 00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:02,259 I'm a runner. I'm top seed in the Sewickley 5K. 999 00:38:02,327 --> 00:38:04,158 - Derek... having a good time? - Hey. 1000 00:38:04,228 --> 00:38:05,593 [Laughing] Hold on. 1001 00:38:05,663 --> 00:38:07,995 Jerry Jordan, the J-Man! 1002 00:38:08,066 --> 00:38:11,968 Hey, hey, Gary tells me you're the best in your field. 1003 00:38:12,036 --> 00:38:13,162 Janey. Janey. 1004 00:38:13,237 --> 00:38:14,932 I want you to look at my wife, huh? 1005 00:38:15,006 --> 00:38:16,769 Hey, hey. Huh? 1006 00:38:16,841 --> 00:38:18,672 Well, D-Man, what do you think? 1007 00:38:18,743 --> 00:38:20,574 You're a lucky man. 1008 00:38:20,645 --> 00:38:22,772 So, does that mean you can do something for her? 1009 00:38:22,847 --> 00:38:25,338 Whoa! Oh, I... Ohh. I... 1010 00:38:25,416 --> 00:38:27,611 I'm not asking you to do it for free. 1011 00:38:27,685 --> 00:38:29,084 - I'd... I'd pay you. - You couldn't pay me. 1012 00:38:29,153 --> 00:38:30,085 I insist. 1013 00:38:30,154 --> 00:38:31,246 You see the size of that moth? 1014 00:38:31,322 --> 00:38:32,448 It's gonna get in somebody's hair. 1015 00:38:32,523 --> 00:38:33,615 I've got to get it. 1016 00:38:33,691 --> 00:38:35,124 Woman; I want to show you my... 1017 00:38:35,193 --> 00:38:36,160 [Laughing] 1018 00:38:36,227 --> 00:38:37,626 That guy's a hoot. 1019 00:38:37,695 --> 00:38:39,686 You told me he was a stuffed-shirt conservative. 1020 00:38:39,764 --> 00:38:41,288 - Not since the accident. - Hmm? 1021 00:38:41,366 --> 00:38:42,833 The accident? 1022 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,663 There's a lot you should know about Derek. [Sighs] 1023 00:38:44,736 --> 00:38:47,068 Come on. Let's get some food. I'll tell you all about it. 1024 00:38:47,138 --> 00:38:48,935 Did you go to summer camp when you were a kid? 1025 00:38:49,007 --> 00:38:50,702 Oh. [Chuckles] Oh, yes, indeed. 1026 00:38:50,775 --> 00:38:53,005 We went to Camp Mapleridge. 1027 00:38:53,077 --> 00:38:54,806 Same cabin both years. 1028 00:38:54,879 --> 00:38:55,971 - Legendary Cabin 6. - What are you doing? 1029 00:38:56,047 --> 00:38:57,810 - It was on a beautiful lake. - Huh! 1030 00:38:57,882 --> 00:38:59,850 Caba... Caba... Cabaclou... 1031 00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:00,941 - some Indian name. - Hamburger, sir? 1032 00:39:01,019 --> 00:39:02,884 Act like you're talking to me. 1033 00:39:02,954 --> 00:39:05,388 Derek, uh, taught me how to play spin the bottle. 1034 00:39:05,456 --> 00:39:07,617 Not with the two of us, you know... with the girls. 1035 00:39:07,692 --> 00:39:09,182 - Hi. Michelle Castel. - Hey. 1036 00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:11,728 I teach French at the high school. 1037 00:39:11,796 --> 00:39:13,491 I understand you're fluent. 1038 00:39:13,564 --> 00:39:16,226 - Bonjour, bonjour. [Translation] Kiss me. - Bonjour. 1039 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:18,234 Whatever Derek put his mind to, 1040 00:39:18,302 --> 00:39:20,361 - he always managed to pull it off. - Mona Lisa. Mona Lisa. 1041 00:39:20,438 --> 00:39:21,837 [Translation] But in wonder... 1042 00:39:21,906 --> 00:39:23,498 d Michelle, my belle d 1043 00:39:23,574 --> 00:39:24,506 Ah... 1044 00:39:24,575 --> 00:39:25,701 [Singing indistinctly] 1045 00:39:25,777 --> 00:39:26,903 That's why I wasn't too surprised 1046 00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:28,468 when I found out he was a D.D.S. 1047 00:39:28,546 --> 00:39:29,740 A D.D. S? 1048 00:39:29,814 --> 00:39:32,078 A dentist. 1049 00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:33,515 Did I use the term improperly? 1050 00:39:33,584 --> 00:39:35,245 No! I am a dentist! 1051 00:39:35,319 --> 00:39:37,184 It's just you don't use D.D.S. Once you graduate. 1052 00:39:37,255 --> 00:39:40,247 I'm a dentist, not... not D.D.S.! I am den... 1053 00:39:40,324 --> 00:39:42,383 Give me some! I'm a dentist! I am a dentist! 1054 00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:44,724 - Yes? - I couldn't be prouder! If you can't hear me, 1055 00:39:44,796 --> 00:39:46,263 I'll yell a little louder! 1056 00:39:46,330 --> 00:39:47,763 I am a dentist! I love... 1057 00:39:47,832 --> 00:39:50,494 Well, it's always nice to see someone who truly enjoys his work. 1058 00:39:50,568 --> 00:39:52,001 [Laughing] Yes. 1059 00:39:52,070 --> 00:39:53,662 Oh, sorry. I-I see all these beautiful smiles. 1060 00:39:53,738 --> 00:39:55,569 I'm a dentist. I just get excited. 1061 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,664 L- I love my job. 1062 00:39:56,741 --> 00:39:58,265 - [Machine clunking] - [Grunting] 1063 00:39:58,342 --> 00:40:00,139 How you doing? 1064 00:40:00,211 --> 00:40:01,143 Hmm. 1065 00:40:01,212 --> 00:40:02,201 Look, hey, look... 1066 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,645 I'm sorry if I insulted you earlier. 1067 00:40:03,715 --> 00:40:05,615 I just got so excited. You're so refined. Can I do this for you? 1068 00:40:05,683 --> 00:40:06,615 Go ahead. 1069 00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:08,117 Thank you. 1070 00:40:08,186 --> 00:40:11,246 You know, I worked my way through dental school... doing this. 1071 00:40:11,322 --> 00:40:13,256 - Mm-hmm. - Uh! Uh! 1072 00:40:13,324 --> 00:40:14,382 Whoa! 1073 00:40:14,459 --> 00:40:16,086 [Gasping] 1074 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,128 [Crowd murmuring] 1075 00:40:18,196 --> 00:40:19,629 Mn-mnh. 1076 00:40:19,697 --> 00:40:20,686 [Machine gurgling] 1077 00:40:20,765 --> 00:40:21,732 [Shudders] 1078 00:40:21,799 --> 00:40:23,198 Sorry. 1079 00:40:23,267 --> 00:40:24,199 Mmnnnh! 1080 00:40:24,268 --> 00:40:25,496 Need some help over here. 1081 00:40:25,570 --> 00:40:26,969 Anybody got a hose?! 1082 00:40:27,038 --> 00:40:29,598 And now for the thing we've all been waiting for... 1083 00:40:29,674 --> 00:40:31,767 my good friend Derek, oenophile extraordinaire, 1084 00:40:31,843 --> 00:40:33,936 will introduce us to some of my favorite wines. 1085 00:40:34,011 --> 00:40:35,137 We have a great selection. 1086 00:40:35,213 --> 00:40:36,271 The waiters will be serving you, 1087 00:40:36,347 --> 00:40:38,406 but first, Derek, your comments. 1088 00:40:41,886 --> 00:40:43,251 Whoo! 1089 00:40:43,321 --> 00:40:45,516 Thank you, Gary. Thank you. 1090 00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:47,785 Well, like Gary said, 1091 00:40:47,859 --> 00:40:49,827 we have some dark wines and some light wines 1092 00:40:49,894 --> 00:40:51,259 for dark and light people. 1093 00:40:51,329 --> 00:40:52,261 I'm not kidding. 1094 00:40:52,330 --> 00:40:53,888 [Chuckling] 1095 00:40:53,965 --> 00:40:56,160 This one here is, uh, Chat-ie Laugh-it. 1096 00:40:56,234 --> 00:40:57,428 [Laughter] 1097 00:40:57,502 --> 00:40:58,833 This is a happy wine. 1098 00:40:58,903 --> 00:41:00,336 No sense holding the party up. 1099 00:41:00,371 --> 00:41:02,566 Why don't we just pass this 'round and drink up? 1100 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,006 Don't you smell the cork? 1101 00:41:05,076 --> 00:41:07,169 Swirl it around the glass? 1102 00:41:07,245 --> 00:41:08,303 What about the nose? 1103 00:41:08,379 --> 00:41:09,403 What about the booty? 1104 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,572 [Laughter] 1105 00:41:10,648 --> 00:41:11,979 You want the cork? Here you go. 1106 00:41:12,049 --> 00:41:13,516 Besides, uh, who are you 1107 00:41:13,584 --> 00:41:16,747 to tell me, xylophone extraordinaire, 1108 00:41:16,821 --> 00:41:17,753 how to taste wine? 1109 00:41:17,822 --> 00:41:19,449 Vincent Montgomery, 1110 00:41:19,524 --> 00:41:22,789 wine critic for the Sewickley Register. 1111 00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:24,293 [Crowd gasping and murmuring] 1112 00:41:24,362 --> 00:41:25,659 May I? 1113 00:41:25,730 --> 00:41:26,697 Yes, you may. 1114 00:41:26,764 --> 00:41:29,858 [Sniffs deeply] 1115 00:41:29,934 --> 00:41:31,196 [Soft music plays] 1116 00:41:31,269 --> 00:41:32,463 Ahhh. 1117 00:41:32,537 --> 00:41:34,232 Please. 1118 00:41:34,305 --> 00:41:35,329 Thank you. 1119 00:41:40,211 --> 00:41:44,147 [Sniffs deeply] 1120 00:41:44,215 --> 00:41:46,149 [Breath quivers] 1121 00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:47,479 [Crowd murmurs softly] 1122 00:41:48,986 --> 00:41:54,049 [Slurping] 1123 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:57,720 [Swishing] 1124 00:41:57,795 --> 00:42:00,195 [Gargling] 1125 00:42:00,264 --> 00:42:02,562 [Swallows] 1126 00:42:02,633 --> 00:42:03,793 Huh. 1127 00:42:05,203 --> 00:42:06,670 [Crowd murmurs] 1128 00:42:06,737 --> 00:42:13,768 I like my wine bright, rich, mature, developed... 1129 00:42:13,845 --> 00:42:19,340 seductive, with nice legs and a prolonged... finish. 1130 00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:21,476 Well, sounds like you need a woman. 1131 00:42:21,552 --> 00:42:22,576 [Laughter] 1132 00:42:23,821 --> 00:42:25,846 Some folks drink wine, some people date. 1133 00:42:25,923 --> 00:42:28,687 - [Laughter] - Okay, hand me that bottle. 1134 00:42:28,759 --> 00:42:30,727 - Mmm. - Folks, drink up, drink up. This is a party. 1135 00:42:30,795 --> 00:42:32,820 Here you go. Matter of fact, 1136 00:42:32,897 --> 00:42:34,524 why don't you drink it right out the bottle, man? 1137 00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:36,692 That's the way. You want your party started right? 1138 00:42:36,767 --> 00:42:38,530 - Would you all like... Here. Here you go. - Yeah! - Yeah! 1139 00:42:38,603 --> 00:42:40,503 Out the bottle, man. You can do it. 1140 00:42:40,571 --> 00:42:42,095 Go! Go! Go! 1141 00:42:42,173 --> 00:42:45,574 All: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1142 00:42:45,643 --> 00:42:47,235 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1143 00:42:47,345 --> 00:42:48,607 [All cheering] 1144 00:42:48,679 --> 00:42:50,874 Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! 1145 00:42:50,948 --> 00:42:52,575 Now, this is a party, people! 1146 00:42:52,650 --> 00:42:54,083 Drink up! Drink up! 1147 00:42:54,151 --> 00:42:55,880 [The Commodores' "Brick House" plays] 1148 00:42:55,953 --> 00:42:57,944 - Whoo! - [Indistinct conversations] 1149 00:42:59,857 --> 00:43:02,417 [Corks popping] 1150 00:43:02,493 --> 00:43:03,517 Huh-huh, oh. 1151 00:43:03,594 --> 00:43:05,221 - [Laughs] - Oo-ooo-ooo! 1152 00:43:05,296 --> 00:43:06,285 d She's a brick... d 1153 00:43:06,364 --> 00:43:07,353 - Whoo! - Hubba-hubba. 1154 00:43:07,431 --> 00:43:08,591 Hey, ho, I'm here. 1155 00:43:08,666 --> 00:43:10,463 - [Popping] - Party in the crib! 1156 00:43:10,534 --> 00:43:12,468 - d She's mighty, mighty d - [Laughs] 1157 00:43:12,536 --> 00:43:14,595 [Laughter] 1158 00:43:14,672 --> 00:43:16,697 d She's a brick... d 1159 00:43:16,774 --> 00:43:18,366 I love you. 1160 00:43:18,442 --> 00:43:19,374 I love you! 1161 00:43:19,443 --> 00:43:20,705 [Laughter] 1162 00:43:20,778 --> 00:43:22,109 I love you! 1163 00:43:22,179 --> 00:43:23,771 d... the story goes d 1164 00:43:23,848 --> 00:43:28,114 - d She knows she's got everything d - [Groans] 1165 00:43:28,185 --> 00:43:31,677 All; d That a woman needs to get a man d 1166 00:43:31,756 --> 00:43:33,053 d How, how, how d 1167 00:43:33,124 --> 00:43:36,423 d The things she use d 1168 00:43:36,494 --> 00:43:39,054 d 36-24-36 d 1169 00:43:39,130 --> 00:43:40,961 d Oh, what a winnin' hand d 1170 00:43:41,032 --> 00:43:45,662 d 'Cause she's a brick house d 1171 00:43:45,736 --> 00:43:49,467 d She's mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out d 1172 00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:54,068 - d She's a brick house d - d Bri-i-i-i-ck hou-u-u-se d 1173 00:43:54,145 --> 00:43:57,114 d That lady's stacked, that's a fact d 1174 00:43:57,181 --> 00:43:58,614 d Ain't holdin' nothin' back d 1175 00:43:58,683 --> 00:44:00,810 - d She's a brick d - d House d 1176 00:44:00,885 --> 00:44:02,409 d House d 1177 00:44:02,486 --> 00:44:05,353 - d Yeah, she's the one, the only one d - Pow! 1178 00:44:05,423 --> 00:44:07,448 d Built like a Amazon d 1179 00:44:07,525 --> 00:44:11,621 d Yeah, she's a brick house d 1180 00:44:11,696 --> 00:44:14,221 [Indistinct shouting] 1181 00:44:14,298 --> 00:44:16,823 [Snorts] 1182 00:44:26,944 --> 00:44:28,377 [Hard-rock music plays loudly] 1183 00:44:28,446 --> 00:44:30,038 d Take your parents, kill your parents d 1184 00:44:30,114 --> 00:44:31,308 d Kill them, kill them all d 1185 00:44:31,382 --> 00:44:33,577 [Music continues indistinctly] 1186 00:44:35,553 --> 00:44:38,215 d Kill your parents, kill your parents d 1187 00:44:38,289 --> 00:44:39,779 d Kill your parents d 1188 00:44:39,857 --> 00:44:43,088 My daughter is getting weirder and weirder. 1189 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,457 Oh, she'll grow out of it. 1190 00:44:44,528 --> 00:44:47,053 [Computer keys clacking] 1191 00:44:50,968 --> 00:44:54,563 Emily, don't you see what's happening here? 1192 00:44:54,638 --> 00:44:57,971 You gotta spend more time with the girls. 1193 00:44:58,042 --> 00:44:59,009 Mm-hmm. 1194 00:44:59,076 --> 00:45:00,304 More time with them, 1195 00:45:00,344 --> 00:45:03,677 less time with Emily's Yogurt Madness. 1196 00:45:03,748 --> 00:45:05,045 Mm-hmm. 1197 00:45:05,116 --> 00:45:06,913 This a question of priorities, honey. 1198 00:45:06,984 --> 00:45:08,212 That's not fair. 1199 00:45:08,285 --> 00:45:10,480 At least Derek hasn't let success change him. 1200 00:45:10,554 --> 00:45:12,579 He still acts like he did when he was 12. 1201 00:45:12,656 --> 00:45:14,590 I mean, talking to him, you'd never know he was a dentist. 1202 00:45:14,658 --> 00:45:16,091 You'd never know he was anything. 1203 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,185 He didn't say a thing about work all night. 1204 00:45:18,262 --> 00:45:20,253 - Well, that's because he's secure. - [Yawns] 1205 00:45:20,331 --> 00:45:21,355 What's that supposed to mean? 1206 00:45:21,432 --> 00:45:22,490 Mm-hmm. 1207 00:45:22,566 --> 00:45:24,033 You know, what you said about being secure. 1208 00:45:24,101 --> 00:45:26,228 You said, "He's secure." What's that supposed to mean? 1209 00:45:26,303 --> 00:45:28,703 Oh. 1210 00:45:28,773 --> 00:45:31,833 W... n... well, I just meant, when I first met him, 1211 00:45:31,909 --> 00:45:34,935 I said, "This is a guy who knows who he is." 1212 00:45:35,012 --> 00:45:37,606 He's... comfortable with it. 1213 00:45:37,681 --> 00:45:39,581 [Scoffs] 1214 00:45:39,650 --> 00:45:41,743 Hmm. Comfortable. 1215 00:45:41,819 --> 00:45:43,309 [Chuckles softly] 1216 00:45:47,992 --> 00:45:49,220 Who's insecure? 1217 00:45:49,293 --> 00:45:50,453 Huh? 1218 00:45:50,528 --> 00:45:52,325 Well, you said, "He's secure." 1219 00:45:52,396 --> 00:45:54,023 The implication is that someone's insecure. Who's that? 1220 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,491 - Who is he? - [Laughs] 1221 00:45:58,569 --> 00:46:00,730 Look, I don't want to argue with you. I... 1222 00:46:00,805 --> 00:46:03,035 Just who's insecure? 1223 00:46:03,107 --> 00:46:04,631 You said, "He's secure." 1224 00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:06,471 - Yes, he is. I said that he was. - N-N... 1225 00:46:06,544 --> 00:46:09,570 - I don't... - That's all right. That's all right. 1226 00:46:09,647 --> 00:46:11,376 Thanks so much. 1227 00:46:11,449 --> 00:46:12,916 [Chuckles] 1228 00:46:12,983 --> 00:46:14,610 Are we having an argument? 1229 00:46:14,685 --> 00:46:17,848 [Whirring] 1230 00:46:17,922 --> 00:46:20,584 You sure you know what a Harley looks like? 1231 00:46:20,658 --> 00:46:22,421 It better not look like no Honda. 1232 00:46:22,493 --> 00:46:25,656 [Bells jingle] 1233 00:46:25,729 --> 00:46:27,128 Uhh! 1234 00:46:27,198 --> 00:46:29,462 Uh, just take a seat. Read a magazine or something. 1235 00:46:29,533 --> 00:46:31,091 - Buddy. - I'll be with you in a minute. 1236 00:46:31,168 --> 00:46:33,966 - Wait your turn like everybody else! - [Whirring] 1237 00:46:34,038 --> 00:46:35,005 [Chuckling] 1238 00:46:35,072 --> 00:46:36,801 Uhh! 1239 00:46:36,874 --> 00:46:39,434 Next. We seem to have an opening. 1240 00:46:39,510 --> 00:46:40,738 Where's Franklin? 1241 00:46:40,811 --> 00:46:42,142 - Who? - Kevin Franklin. 1242 00:46:42,213 --> 00:46:43,202 - [Telephone ringing] - Franklin! 1243 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,180 He used your name as a reference on his loan request. 1244 00:46:45,249 --> 00:46:47,114 I don't know no Franklin. L- I mean... 1245 00:46:47,184 --> 00:46:49,311 your phone's ringing. You don't answer your phone when it rings? 1246 00:46:49,386 --> 00:46:50,580 You may want to answer it. 1247 00:46:50,654 --> 00:46:52,986 - Answer it! - What?! 1248 00:46:53,057 --> 00:46:54,319 Where you been, man? The phone been ringing off the hook forever. 1249 00:46:54,391 --> 00:46:57,121 - Thank God it's you, uh... Mother. - Oh. 1250 00:46:57,194 --> 00:46:59,355 - Man, are you tripping? - She's telling me about her trip to Florida. 1251 00:46:59,430 --> 00:47:00,988 Oh, well, that's nice. Tell her to hurry up. 1252 00:47:01,065 --> 00:47:02,157 I'm staying with some family out here... 1253 00:47:02,233 --> 00:47:03,825 - Uh-huh. - They think I'm a dentist. 1254 00:47:03,901 --> 00:47:05,528 I need you to come out and get me right now, man. 1255 00:47:05,603 --> 00:47:07,571 No! No, no. 1256 00:47:07,638 --> 00:47:10,334 Mom, uh, I will not come and get you, 1257 00:47:10,407 --> 00:47:12,034 no matter how much I'd like to 1258 00:47:12,109 --> 00:47:15,374 because I have two very angry Italian customers right here 1259 00:47:15,446 --> 00:47:16,538 and they are demanding service. 1260 00:47:16,614 --> 00:47:17,546 Pauly; That's right. Let's go. 1261 00:47:17,615 --> 00:47:18,673 What? They're there. 1262 00:47:18,749 --> 00:47:20,478 Maybe you better just stay put, Mom. 1263 00:47:20,551 --> 00:47:22,212 What am I gonna do? 1264 00:47:22,286 --> 00:47:23,810 Be a good houseguest, Mom, you know. 1265 00:47:23,888 --> 00:47:25,788 If the folks ask you to do something, just say, 1266 00:47:25,856 --> 00:47:27,289 "Yes, no problem, sure," you know? 1267 00:47:27,358 --> 00:47:28,791 And maybe they'll like you and let you stay. 1268 00:47:28,859 --> 00:47:30,952 - Come on! - Yes. No problem. Sure. 1269 00:47:31,028 --> 00:47:32,393 - Man! - I gotta go. 1270 00:47:32,463 --> 00:47:34,488 Um, I love you, son. 1271 00:47:34,565 --> 00:47:36,533 - Pauly. - Mama, Mama-san. 1272 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,158 Mama-san. She's half-Japanese. 1273 00:47:38,235 --> 00:47:40,669 - Franklin, is this you? - Is it him? 1274 00:47:40,738 --> 00:47:42,228 [Female voice] Who is this? 1275 00:47:42,306 --> 00:47:43,568 L- I'm... I'm sorry, lady. 1276 00:47:43,641 --> 00:47:45,074 I tell you, I just need some bo x of Depends. 1277 00:47:45,142 --> 00:47:46,404 - It ain't easy when you sit up here, - Lady! 1278 00:47:46,477 --> 00:47:47,466 And you use the bathroom on yourself. 1279 00:47:47,545 --> 00:47:49,206 I'm sorry, lady. 1280 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,680 Look... oh, I done used the bathroom on myself! 1281 00:47:51,749 --> 00:47:53,740 - I'm sorry, lady! - [Receiver slams down] 1282 00:47:53,817 --> 00:47:56,308 You better tell us where Franklin is 1283 00:47:56,387 --> 00:47:57,684 - or we're gonna be pissed. - Pissed! 1284 00:47:57,755 --> 00:47:59,450 Ain't nothing you can do or say to me 1285 00:47:59,523 --> 00:48:00,717 that'll make me give in my brother to you. 1286 00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:01,723 [Guns cocking] 1287 00:48:01,792 --> 00:48:03,054 He's in Sewickley 1288 00:48:03,127 --> 00:48:05,061 staying with some folks he don't even know. 1289 00:48:05,129 --> 00:48:06,824 He-he's their houseguest. 1290 00:48:06,897 --> 00:48:08,660 [Normal voice] Larry's my main man. He ain't gonna give me up. 1291 00:48:08,732 --> 00:48:09,664 We like this. 1292 00:48:09,733 --> 00:48:12,224 I'm safe. 1293 00:48:12,303 --> 00:48:13,429 [Birds chirping] 1294 00:48:15,072 --> 00:48:17,131 Oh, man. He's weak. [Panting] 1295 00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:18,971 He's neurotic. He gave me up. 1296 00:48:19,043 --> 00:48:20,010 He gave me up. 1297 00:48:20,077 --> 00:48:21,169 I gotta get outta here. 1298 00:48:21,245 --> 00:48:22,542 Uh! Ooh! 1299 00:48:24,715 --> 00:48:27,183 Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh! 1300 00:48:28,185 --> 00:48:29,914 - Sorry, Carl! - [Carl whimpering] 1301 00:48:29,987 --> 00:48:31,579 - Hey, buddy? - Huh? 1302 00:48:31,655 --> 00:48:34,123 Come on. Your breakfast of champions awaits you. 1303 00:48:34,191 --> 00:48:35,123 I was just... 1304 00:48:35,192 --> 00:48:36,682 - Good morning, Derek. - Come on. 1305 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,354 Muesli, soy milk, papaya slices. 1306 00:48:39,430 --> 00:48:42,593 [Chuckling] I don't know how you do it. 1307 00:48:42,666 --> 00:48:44,065 Me neither. 1308 00:48:44,134 --> 00:48:46,193 Well, you do it, and that's commendable. 1309 00:48:46,270 --> 00:48:48,204 Well, kids, you're looking at a free man. 1310 00:48:48,272 --> 00:48:50,297 I've cleared the decks at the office for three days. 1311 00:48:50,374 --> 00:48:52,433 Even Derek cleared his schedule. 1312 00:48:52,509 --> 00:48:54,443 Wish your mother could do the same. 1313 00:48:54,511 --> 00:48:56,911 I'm busy all weekend... Steve and I are doing grave rubbings 1314 00:48:56,981 --> 00:48:58,209 at the old abandoned cemetery. 1315 00:48:58,282 --> 00:48:59,806 Aw, honey, you can do that anytime. 1316 00:48:59,883 --> 00:49:00,941 Dad... 1317 00:49:01,018 --> 00:49:02,713 it's Memorial Day. 1318 00:49:02,786 --> 00:49:05,277 - We're doing this as a memorial tribute - [Coughing] 1319 00:49:05,356 --> 00:49:07,756 To all the great poets who gave so much to us 1320 00:49:07,825 --> 00:49:09,417 at the expense of their own lives... 1321 00:49:09,493 --> 00:49:12,394 - like Edgar Allan Poe, Virginia Woolf, - [Slurping] 1322 00:49:12,463 --> 00:49:13,987 Like Sylvia Plath. 1323 00:49:14,064 --> 00:49:16,589 I don't think it would kill us to spend some together, 1324 00:49:16,667 --> 00:49:18,100 like families do. 1325 00:49:18,168 --> 00:49:19,999 - Don't you agree, Derek? - Mm. 1326 00:49:20,904 --> 00:49:21,962 [Slurping] 1327 00:49:22,039 --> 00:49:24,735 Um... [Squeals] 1328 00:49:25,409 --> 00:49:27,468 [Squeals] I... 1329 00:49:27,544 --> 00:49:30,445 [Talking with mouth full] I think that family togetherness is very important. 1330 00:49:30,514 --> 00:49:31,913 This isn't fair. 1331 00:49:31,982 --> 00:49:34,109 You're all ganging up against me. You always do this! 1332 00:49:34,184 --> 00:49:35,481 Why can't you just be normal?! 1333 00:49:35,552 --> 00:49:37,349 I can't stand them. I hate them. 1334 00:49:37,421 --> 00:49:39,013 But then again... 1335 00:49:39,089 --> 00:49:40,989 Derek, I'm sorry you had to bear witness to this. 1336 00:49:41,058 --> 00:49:43,526 Look, everybody, 1337 00:49:43,594 --> 00:49:45,755 we can all do whatever we want today, 1338 00:49:45,829 --> 00:49:47,694 but tomorrow it's family solidarity day, 1339 00:49:47,765 --> 00:49:49,790 and we're all spending it with our best buddy Derek. 1340 00:49:49,867 --> 00:49:52,427 - [Gasps] - [Silverware clanks] 1341 00:49:52,503 --> 00:49:53,993 This is the best breakfast, 1342 00:49:54,071 --> 00:49:55,800 but, you know, you can have too much of a good thing, 1343 00:49:55,873 --> 00:49:56,862 so I've got to run. 1344 00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:58,532 Hey, speaking of which... 1345 00:49:58,609 --> 00:50:00,474 Jason... 1346 00:50:00,544 --> 00:50:02,444 We have a little present for you. 1347 00:50:02,513 --> 00:50:04,640 - Here you go, Dad. - To our good buddy, Derek, hope you enjoy them. 1348 00:50:04,715 --> 00:50:06,444 [Wrapping paper crinkling] 1349 00:50:06,517 --> 00:50:07,643 [Wrapping paper ripping] 1350 00:50:07,718 --> 00:50:09,208 Thanks. 1351 00:50:11,922 --> 00:50:14,652 Whoa. These are nice. 1352 00:50:14,725 --> 00:50:16,716 Man. 1353 00:50:16,794 --> 00:50:19,024 How'd you know my size? 1354 00:50:19,096 --> 00:50:21,223 Eyeballed those dogs of yours at the airport. 1355 00:50:21,298 --> 00:50:23,994 - Put myself through law school selling shoes. - Jason, eat that. 1356 00:50:24,068 --> 00:50:26,161 13E from the moment I spotted you. 1357 00:50:26,236 --> 00:50:28,466 - [Laughs] Yeah. - Well, lace 'em up, Derek. 1358 00:50:28,539 --> 00:50:31,007 I already signed you up for the Memorial Day 5K. 1359 00:50:31,075 --> 00:50:32,201 It's to raise money for Sarah's school. 1360 00:50:32,276 --> 00:50:33,538 Please, please, Derek. 1361 00:50:33,610 --> 00:50:34,941 Please. 1362 00:50:35,012 --> 00:50:36,639 Yeah. No problem. Sure. L- I mean, if I'm still here. 1363 00:50:36,714 --> 00:50:38,238 What do you mean? It's tomorrow. 1364 00:50:38,315 --> 00:50:40,249 There you go. I'm there. 1365 00:50:40,317 --> 00:50:42,717 - Derek was the best athlete at camp. - What was your best sport? 1366 00:50:42,786 --> 00:50:45,220 Well, really, I didn't have a best sport. 1367 00:50:45,289 --> 00:50:47,519 This guy was the Michael Jordan at camp two summers in a row. 1368 00:50:47,591 --> 00:50:49,684 - Ooohhh. - B-ball? Really? 1369 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,092 - Could you teach me some moves later? - Come on, Derek's on vacation. 1370 00:50:52,162 --> 00:50:54,892 Go for your run, and then we'll head over to the country club. 1371 00:50:54,965 --> 00:50:57,024 - The country club. - You can show me that famous golf swing. 1372 00:50:57,101 --> 00:50:58,261 [Laughing] 1373 00:50:58,335 --> 00:51:00,565 I can't wait. L- I really have to run. 1374 00:51:00,637 --> 00:51:04,505 Gary, I can't believe you set me up like that! 1375 00:51:04,575 --> 00:51:05,906 [Arguing continues] 1376 00:51:05,976 --> 00:51:07,568 [Sighs] I can't do this to these people. 1377 00:51:07,644 --> 00:51:09,271 - The children are here. - I'm sorry about this. 1378 00:51:09,346 --> 00:51:11,109 And you are Mr. Good Guy... 1379 00:51:11,181 --> 00:51:13,081 d La la la-la-la la d 1380 00:51:13,150 --> 00:51:14,174 Uh... 1381 00:51:14,251 --> 00:51:15,741 - Hmm? - I just want to say... 1382 00:51:15,819 --> 00:51:18,754 thank you... for your hospitality, 1383 00:51:18,822 --> 00:51:19,914 and, um, I'm sorry 1384 00:51:19,990 --> 00:51:22,288 if I've been any kind of inconvenience. 1385 00:51:22,359 --> 00:51:24,452 Hey, we're glad to have you. 1386 00:51:24,528 --> 00:51:27,691 Derek, we think you've been the perfect guest. 1387 00:51:27,765 --> 00:51:32,327 Didn't mean to interrupt a family... 1388 00:51:32,403 --> 00:51:34,268 [Sighs deeply] 1389 00:51:36,540 --> 00:51:38,201 Whoa! Whoa! 1390 00:51:43,447 --> 00:51:44,937 [Gate squeaks] 1391 00:51:45,015 --> 00:51:47,074 Hey, Carl. What's up? 1392 00:51:47,151 --> 00:51:48,311 - You know we're brothers. You know that. - [Growls] 1393 00:51:48,385 --> 00:51:50,285 I don't know if you know that, but you're my main man! 1394 00:51:50,354 --> 00:51:52,151 - [Carl barking] - Come on! 1395 00:51:52,222 --> 00:51:53,211 Come on, Carl! 1396 00:51:53,290 --> 00:51:56,259 Come on! Stop! No! Stay! 1397 00:51:56,326 --> 00:51:57,953 Good... good dog, Carl. Good dog. 1398 00:51:58,028 --> 00:51:59,620 [Whimpers] 1399 00:51:59,696 --> 00:52:01,561 - Good day. - Good morning. 1400 00:52:01,632 --> 00:52:03,429 Good morning. How are you? 1401 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:07,834 [Choir singing] 1402 00:52:07,905 --> 00:52:11,966 d You deserve a break today d 1403 00:52:12,042 --> 00:52:16,843 d So get up and get away d 1404 00:52:16,914 --> 00:52:21,078 d Ooooohhh d 1405 00:52:21,151 --> 00:52:22,743 [High-pitched voice] Hi, there. May I take your order, please? 1406 00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:24,287 [High-pitched voice] Yes, you may. 1407 00:52:24,354 --> 00:52:26,083 [Normal voice] Uh, give a Big Mac, Quarter Pounder with cheese, 1408 00:52:26,156 --> 00:52:27,851 a Quarter Pounder with cheese double, 1409 00:52:27,925 --> 00:52:29,825 a McLean Deluxe with cheese, 1410 00:52:29,893 --> 00:52:32,657 a cheeseburger with cheese, and a large order of fries, 1411 00:52:32,729 --> 00:52:33,855 and a large Coke. 1412 00:52:33,931 --> 00:52:35,660 That comes to $ 10.87, sir. 1413 00:52:35,732 --> 00:52:36,824 Okay, change that. 1414 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,867 Oh. 1415 00:52:37,935 --> 00:52:39,300 A Quarter Pounder with cheese, 1416 00:52:39,369 --> 00:52:44,102 um, a large Coke, and a large fry. 1417 00:52:44,174 --> 00:52:46,506 - Comes to $4.07, sir. - All right. 1418 00:52:46,577 --> 00:52:48,044 Give me the nuggets. I need two 9-packs, okay? 1419 00:52:48,111 --> 00:52:49,043 Here they are. 1420 00:52:49,112 --> 00:52:50,409 Coming up right now. 1421 00:52:50,481 --> 00:52:52,949 - Yeah. ...change. Here you go, sir. 1422 00:52:53,016 --> 00:52:54,449 Thank you for dining at McDonald's. 1423 00:52:54,518 --> 00:52:56,008 We haven't found him yet, but we're in the vicinity. 1424 00:52:56,086 --> 00:52:57,383 - Vicinity? - Your tickets, boss. 1425 00:52:57,454 --> 00:52:59,115 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 1426 00:52:59,189 --> 00:53:00,884 - Close. Real close. - Yeah? 1427 00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:02,892 He's holed up with a family in a town here called "Sewicky." 1428 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,188 Sewickley, Pauly. 1429 00:53:04,261 --> 00:53:05,751 - Vicinity? - We don't have an exact address. 1430 00:53:05,829 --> 00:53:08,195 - Pauly, we don't have no address. - Would you shut up?! 1431 00:53:08,265 --> 00:53:10,028 - What did you say? - Not you. 1432 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:12,000 No, it's just some Jehovah's Witness here wanting to use the phone. 1433 00:53:12,069 --> 00:53:13,627 - Back off, pal. We're Catholic. - Pauly! 1434 00:53:13,704 --> 00:53:14,898 - Wait! - See ya. Bye. 1435 00:53:14,972 --> 00:53:16,337 - Pinhead! - [Receiver slams down] 1436 00:53:16,406 --> 00:53:17,373 What the hell's the matter with you?! 1437 00:53:17,441 --> 00:53:19,466 - You trying to get us killed?! - No, I just saw Franklin. 1438 00:53:19,543 --> 00:53:20,805 - Where? - He's at McDonald's. 1439 00:53:20,878 --> 00:53:22,140 Do you see him right now? 1440 00:53:22,212 --> 00:53:23,372 I don't see him right now, but I saw him. 1441 00:53:23,447 --> 00:53:24,471 - Get in the car! - I saw him! 1442 00:53:24,548 --> 00:53:25,708 What are you standing around for?! 1443 00:53:25,782 --> 00:53:27,977 Whoa. Nice Porsche. 1444 00:53:28,051 --> 00:53:29,484 [Indistinct conversations] 1445 00:53:29,553 --> 00:53:31,487 Oh, really? 1446 00:53:31,555 --> 00:53:32,715 [Vehicle approaching] 1447 00:53:32,789 --> 00:53:33,778 [Bell jingle] 1448 00:53:33,857 --> 00:53:37,987 d Danny Boy, you know... d 1449 00:53:38,061 --> 00:53:39,460 Hey, what's up? 1450 00:53:39,530 --> 00:53:40,462 [Bag drops] 1451 00:53:40,531 --> 00:53:43,557 [Exhales deeply] 1452 00:53:43,634 --> 00:53:45,124 I thought I missed something. 1453 00:53:45,202 --> 00:53:48,763 Um, how far can I get for a dollar and, uh... 1454 00:53:48,839 --> 00:53:49,999 [Change jingling] 1455 00:53:50,073 --> 00:53:51,768 33 cents? 1456 00:53:51,842 --> 00:53:54,436 d And down... d 1457 00:53:54,511 --> 00:53:56,945 Hello? [Chuckles] 1458 00:53:57,014 --> 00:53:59,505 Aliquippa. 1459 00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:02,848 Aliquippa? How far is that? 1460 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,354 d... summer's gone d 1461 00:54:05,422 --> 00:54:07,549 About a half-mile up the road. 1462 00:54:07,624 --> 00:54:10,354 A half-mile? Forget that. 1463 00:54:10,427 --> 00:54:13,328 Give me one of those. 1464 00:54:13,397 --> 00:54:14,989 [Gasps] Don't go too fast. 1465 00:54:15,065 --> 00:54:16,862 I don't want you to hurt yourself. 1466 00:54:18,001 --> 00:54:20,868 ["Danny Boy" continues] 1467 00:54:20,938 --> 00:54:21,905 d You know... d 1468 00:54:21,972 --> 00:54:23,564 Newest game in town. 1469 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,473 I feel mighty lucky, partner. 1470 00:54:26,543 --> 00:54:28,238 - I swear I saw him. - Where did you see him? 1471 00:54:28,312 --> 00:54:29,870 [Bell jingle] 1472 00:54:29,947 --> 00:54:31,209 There. There. There he is. 1473 00:54:31,281 --> 00:54:33,146 - Joey, the car! - [Tires screeching] 1474 00:54:33,216 --> 00:54:34,979 - Whoa! - Follow him! 1475 00:54:35,052 --> 00:54:37,077 - I'll run him down! - [Tires screeching] 1476 00:54:39,222 --> 00:54:40,814 - Wah! - Wah! 1477 00:54:40,891 --> 00:54:42,256 Whoa! 1478 00:54:42,326 --> 00:54:43,657 [Panting] 1479 00:54:43,727 --> 00:54:44,751 [Tires screeching] 1480 00:54:44,828 --> 00:54:46,659 [Panting continues] 1481 00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:48,994 - [Tires screeching] - Pauly; Come back here, Franklin! 1482 00:54:49,066 --> 00:54:50,397 Pauly, we'll get him this time. Uh! 1483 00:54:50,467 --> 00:54:52,958 - Oohh! - [Thud] 1484 00:54:53,036 --> 00:54:54,731 - Whooa! - [Thud] 1485 00:54:54,805 --> 00:54:56,102 Get outta the way! 1486 00:54:56,173 --> 00:54:57,640 [Grunts] 1487 00:54:57,708 --> 00:55:00,233 Pauly; Give me a boost, Joey-y-y-y-y! 1488 00:55:01,545 --> 00:55:02,477 No! No! 1489 00:55:02,546 --> 00:55:03,979 I'm coming over. 1490 00:55:04,047 --> 00:55:05,014 [Both grunt] 1491 00:55:05,082 --> 00:55:06,947 [Gasps] 1492 00:55:07,017 --> 00:55:08,245 Nice fence. 1493 00:55:08,318 --> 00:55:09,307 [Dog barking in distance] 1494 00:55:09,386 --> 00:55:11,149 Come on, Joey, you're squishing me. 1495 00:55:11,221 --> 00:55:12,188 [Gasps] 1496 00:55:12,255 --> 00:55:14,655 [Groaning] 1497 00:55:14,725 --> 00:55:15,987 Sorry, lady. 1498 00:55:16,059 --> 00:55:16,991 Come on! Get up, you fat... 1499 00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:18,823 He's getting away! 1500 00:55:18,895 --> 00:55:19,919 [Panting] 1501 00:55:19,997 --> 00:55:21,760 [Horn honks] 1502 00:55:21,832 --> 00:55:23,322 Come on. Hop in. 1503 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,163 I've been looking for you all over the place. 1504 00:55:25,235 --> 00:55:26,327 Huh? 1505 00:55:26,403 --> 00:55:27,927 We're gonna be late for our tee time. 1506 00:55:28,005 --> 00:55:29,199 Let's tee off. 1507 00:55:29,272 --> 00:55:30,762 What's with the suitcase? 1508 00:55:30,841 --> 00:55:33,309 Uh, when I jog, it gives me a better cardiovascular workout 1509 00:55:33,377 --> 00:55:34,469 - from the weight. - Oh. 1510 00:55:34,544 --> 00:55:35,841 Franklin! 1511 00:55:35,912 --> 00:55:37,004 Uh! 1512 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:38,547 He got away now, Joey. 1513 00:55:38,615 --> 00:55:39,946 My head don't hurt no more. 1514 00:55:40,017 --> 00:55:41,484 How's it feel now?! 1515 00:55:41,551 --> 00:55:43,382 Come on. Let's go before we lose him. Come on, Joey! 1516 00:55:43,453 --> 00:55:45,182 All right, Pauly. All right. 1517 00:55:45,389 --> 00:55:47,448 [Classical music plays] 1518 00:55:47,524 --> 00:55:49,890 [Vehicles approaching] 1519 00:55:54,097 --> 00:55:56,190 Man; So let's tee off. 1520 00:55:56,266 --> 00:55:58,131 There they go. 1521 00:55:58,201 --> 00:55:59,634 All right, all right, all right already. 1522 00:55:59,703 --> 00:56:00,692 I'm sorry, Pauly. 1523 00:56:00,771 --> 00:56:02,102 It's like a public announcement 1524 00:56:02,172 --> 00:56:03,503 I got constantly in my ears. 1525 00:56:03,573 --> 00:56:04,835 Like a broken record, Joey. 1526 00:56:04,908 --> 00:56:06,170 Gary, look, man... 1527 00:56:06,243 --> 00:56:07,437 this whole golf thing is a bad idea. 1528 00:56:07,511 --> 00:56:09,206 I mean, come on, I-I didn't bring my sticks. 1529 00:56:09,279 --> 00:56:10,610 L- I don't have the right clothes. 1530 00:56:10,681 --> 00:56:11,875 The pro shop will fix you up. 1531 00:56:11,948 --> 00:56:13,347 Oh, but I didn't bring my wallet. 1532 00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:14,611 They're in my other pants. It was a nice idea... 1533 00:56:14,685 --> 00:56:16,016 - It's on me, buddy. Come on. - I... 1534 00:56:16,086 --> 00:56:17,553 [Up-tempo music plays] d Lovin' life d 1535 00:56:17,621 --> 00:56:19,384 d Lovin' life d 1536 00:56:19,456 --> 00:56:24,189 d La la la la la-la la la la d 1537 00:56:24,261 --> 00:56:26,126 d Lovin' life d 1538 00:56:26,196 --> 00:56:28,187 d Lovin' life d 1539 00:56:28,265 --> 00:56:32,725 d La la la la la-la la la la d 1540 00:56:32,803 --> 00:56:34,498 d Yeah d 1541 00:56:34,571 --> 00:56:36,368 d Oh, yeah d 1542 00:56:38,742 --> 00:56:41,711 d Mm-hmm d 1543 00:56:41,778 --> 00:56:46,408 d Life is pleasuring the child's pain d 1544 00:56:46,483 --> 00:56:50,476 d And so much better when you know the game d 1545 00:56:50,554 --> 00:56:54,854 d If you're ready, come and go with me d 1546 00:56:54,925 --> 00:56:58,383 d Come on, everybody, laugh and sing d 1547 00:56:58,462 --> 00:57:00,430 d You should be lovin' life d 1548 00:57:00,497 --> 00:57:02,590 d Lovin' life d 1549 00:57:02,666 --> 00:57:04,395 I look like Fat Albert. 1550 00:57:04,468 --> 00:57:07,301 You know, there's a striking resemblance. 1551 00:57:07,370 --> 00:57:08,928 [Classical music plays] 1552 00:57:09,005 --> 00:57:11,235 Wow. This is something. 1553 00:57:11,308 --> 00:57:12,275 Nice joint. 1554 00:57:12,342 --> 00:57:14,310 Hello. May we help you? 1555 00:57:14,377 --> 00:57:16,641 Uh, no, w-we're just looking around. 1556 00:57:16,713 --> 00:57:17,975 Were you considering membership? 1557 00:57:18,048 --> 00:57:19,538 Yeah, that's right. Mem... members. We want to be members. 1558 00:57:19,616 --> 00:57:20,947 Which of our members would be your sponsors? 1559 00:57:21,017 --> 00:57:23,178 [Classical music continues] 1560 00:57:23,253 --> 00:57:25,244 - The Mi-Millers. - Smiths. 1561 00:57:25,322 --> 00:57:26,914 - Heh heh. Mil... Miller-Smiths. - Miller-Smiths. 1562 00:57:26,990 --> 00:57:28,150 - Miller-Smiths. - Miller-Smiths. 1563 00:57:28,225 --> 00:57:29,886 - Miller-Smiths. - Oh. Oh. 1564 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:30,984 So you're acquainted with the Miller-Smiths? 1565 00:57:31,061 --> 00:57:32,323 Oh, yeah. Sure. 1566 00:57:32,395 --> 00:57:34,886 Well, they're very nice people. 1567 00:57:34,965 --> 00:57:36,796 Very nice. Terrific. 1568 00:57:36,867 --> 00:57:39,165 - Gary; Say, Derek... - I think we can arrange a tour. 1569 00:57:39,236 --> 00:57:40,430 Follow me. 1570 00:57:40,504 --> 00:57:42,131 - Thank you. - Right this way. 1571 00:57:42,205 --> 00:57:44,139 Mr. Pike, I hope we're not late. 1572 00:57:44,207 --> 00:57:47,643 Hell, no. There's still time for another bloody mary. 1573 00:57:47,711 --> 00:57:50,407 Pancho, another round of BMs over here. 1574 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,606 No, no, no. I think it's Pablo, Don. 1575 00:57:51,681 --> 00:57:53,012 Pablo, Pancho, who cares 1576 00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:55,677 as long as the drinks are strong, right, Jerry? 1577 00:57:55,752 --> 00:57:57,811 Yes, sir. Mr. Pike, this is Derek Bond. 1578 00:57:57,888 --> 00:57:59,753 Uh, Derek, you already know Ron, 1579 00:57:59,823 --> 00:58:00,847 - our family dentist. - Good to see you. 1580 00:58:00,924 --> 00:58:03,757 Oh, a fellow dentist. That's marvelous. 1581 00:58:03,827 --> 00:58:05,454 Slap me five there, brother. 1582 00:58:05,529 --> 00:58:07,258 What if I just slap you? 1583 00:58:08,698 --> 00:58:09,630 [Laughs] 1584 00:58:09,699 --> 00:58:10,996 [Laughter] 1585 00:58:11,067 --> 00:58:12,534 Where'd you find this boy? 1586 00:58:12,602 --> 00:58:14,035 - Boy? - He's pure gold. 1587 00:58:14,104 --> 00:58:16,698 - I like him, Carey. - I think his name is Gary. 1588 00:58:16,773 --> 00:58:19,674 It's good to have a man of your persuasion along. 1589 00:58:19,743 --> 00:58:20,675 Uh, Don, look... 1590 00:58:20,744 --> 00:58:22,041 oh, wrap these up, Pancho. 1591 00:58:22,112 --> 00:58:23,602 We're teeing off. 1592 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,011 And bring the clubs along, too, huh? 1593 00:58:25,081 --> 00:58:26,013 Come on there! 1594 00:58:26,082 --> 00:58:27,344 Come on, Pancho. 1595 00:58:27,417 --> 00:58:29,612 Stop thinking about those senoritas 1596 00:58:29,686 --> 00:58:32,018 and let's go. 1597 00:58:32,088 --> 00:58:34,648 [Translation] Son of a bitch. Idiot. 1598 00:58:34,724 --> 00:58:35,315 [Grunts] 1599 00:58:35,925 --> 00:58:38,826 You work hard for me, son, 1600 00:58:38,895 --> 00:58:41,489 and I want you to know that I appreciate it. 1601 00:58:41,564 --> 00:58:42,690 Thank you, Mr. Pike. 1602 00:58:42,765 --> 00:58:44,426 Now, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 1603 00:58:44,501 --> 00:58:47,834 Tsk. The clients... they all like you. 1604 00:58:47,904 --> 00:58:50,236 God knows you're always available when I need you. 1605 00:58:50,306 --> 00:58:52,035 - I try, sir. - I have a little secret. 1606 00:58:52,108 --> 00:58:54,303 We just signed a new client... 1607 00:58:54,377 --> 00:58:57,403 Beaver Meadows... a frozen-food conglomerate. 1608 00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,608 - Really? - They're branching out into new product areas, 1609 00:59:00,683 --> 00:59:03,151 and they're starting a new yogurt chain... 1610 00:59:03,219 --> 00:59:05,585 91 choices... some crap like that. 1611 00:59:05,655 --> 00:59:07,748 I could have a conflict of interest. 1612 00:59:07,824 --> 00:59:09,155 My wife is in the yogurt business. 1613 00:59:09,225 --> 00:59:11,955 That's great! So you have the inside track! 1614 00:59:12,028 --> 00:59:13,359 Files are on your desk. 1615 00:59:13,429 --> 00:59:15,659 You got your work cut out for you. 1616 00:59:15,732 --> 00:59:18,064 First meeting, Tuesday morning. 1617 00:59:18,134 --> 00:59:19,567 Will we be ready? 1618 00:59:19,636 --> 00:59:22,070 Uh, yeah. We'll be ready. 1619 00:59:22,138 --> 00:59:25,073 It's just, you know, I have to, uh... 1620 00:59:25,141 --> 00:59:26,608 We'll be ready. 1621 00:59:27,577 --> 00:59:29,067 - [Birds chirping] - Your balls dirty? 1622 00:59:29,145 --> 00:59:30,169 What? 1623 00:59:30,246 --> 00:59:32,305 I wash my balls religiously. 1624 00:59:32,382 --> 00:59:33,713 I like 'em so clean 1625 00:59:33,783 --> 00:59:36,616 you can just [lnhales] Feel every dimple. 1626 00:59:36,686 --> 00:59:37,914 Thank you for sharing that with me. 1627 00:59:37,987 --> 00:59:40,421 The cleaner the ball, the better the play, 1628 00:59:40,490 --> 00:59:42,458 especially when you pull out that wood. 1629 00:59:42,525 --> 00:59:44,015 The quicker you get it in the hole 1630 00:59:44,093 --> 00:59:45,651 - with the least amount of strokes, the better, right? - Fore! 1631 00:59:45,728 --> 00:59:46,956 Are you trying to tell me something? 1632 00:59:47,030 --> 00:59:49,328 - Let me wash your balls for you. - Not as long as I have this stick, you won't. 1633 00:59:49,399 --> 00:59:51,196 - We'll wash them together. - Why don't you just chill out, okay? 1634 00:59:51,267 --> 00:59:52,928 I'll wash, you dry. 1635 00:59:53,002 --> 00:59:54,765 Trust me, you get a lot more distance out of it. 1636 00:59:54,837 --> 00:59:56,202 Yeah. Trust me, you about to get yourself hurt. 1637 00:59:56,272 --> 00:59:58,433 Come on. Just unzip your bag and pull out your balls. Come on. 1638 00:59:58,508 --> 00:59:59,475 Just back up! 1639 00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:01,442 All right. Jeez. Sorry. 1640 01:00:01,511 --> 01:00:03,001 Suit... suit yourself. I... 1641 01:00:06,182 --> 01:00:09,345 [Water swishing] 1642 01:00:09,419 --> 01:00:12,217 Lovely pink terrace, named after Sir Jonas Pink. 1643 01:00:12,288 --> 01:00:13,380 I love this color. 1644 01:00:13,456 --> 01:00:14,753 Yes. 1645 01:00:14,824 --> 01:00:16,815 Uh, home of our afternoon tea, exclusively for ladies... 1646 01:00:16,893 --> 01:00:17,951 - Hi, Stuart. - Hi, Stuart. 1647 01:00:18,027 --> 01:00:19,289 As you can see. Good afternoon. 1648 01:00:19,362 --> 01:00:20,488 Go-Good afternoon. 1649 01:00:20,563 --> 01:00:22,827 Ah, this damn sciatica. 1650 01:00:22,899 --> 01:00:24,867 ... cash or credit. That includes all... 1651 01:00:24,934 --> 01:00:25,866 [Sighs] 1652 01:00:25,935 --> 01:00:27,562 [Clears throat] 1653 01:00:27,637 --> 01:00:28,569 Rrrrreerr. 1654 01:00:28,638 --> 01:00:30,697 ... family plan... 1655 01:00:30,773 --> 01:00:32,832 [Groans softly] 1656 01:00:32,909 --> 01:00:34,570 Hey, guys, w-w-what kind of golf is this, man? 1657 01:00:34,644 --> 01:00:36,077 I mean, this is... this is boring. 1658 01:00:36,145 --> 01:00:38,238 We need to speed the game up, man. You ever play speed golf? 1659 01:00:38,314 --> 01:00:39,246 Yeah. No, I've heard of that. 1660 01:00:39,315 --> 01:00:40,543 It's like speed chess, right? 1661 01:00:40,617 --> 01:00:42,312 There you go, man. You right on time, man. 1662 01:00:42,385 --> 01:00:43,477 You know everything. Come on. 1663 01:00:43,553 --> 01:00:45,020 Everybody, we tee up at the same time. 1664 01:00:45,088 --> 01:00:47,147 Jump in the cars, we leave... now, it doesn't count 1665 01:00:47,223 --> 01:00:49,054 unless we all hit the ball at the same time, all right? 1666 01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:50,183 Don't look at anybody next to you. 1667 01:00:50,260 --> 01:00:51,488 This is a great game. You ready? 1668 01:00:51,561 --> 01:00:53,495 On the count of 3. This is gonna be great. 1669 01:00:53,563 --> 01:00:54,996 1... 1670 01:00:55,064 --> 01:00:56,190 2... 1671 01:00:56,266 --> 01:00:57,255 3. 1672 01:00:57,333 --> 01:00:58,391 Go! 1673 01:00:58,468 --> 01:01:00,026 [All grunt] 1674 01:01:00,103 --> 01:01:01,627 Don; That's the shot, huh? 1675 01:01:01,704 --> 01:01:03,729 - Gary; Nice shot, Mr. Pike. - Tough break, Chip. 1676 01:01:03,806 --> 01:01:05,171 Come on, let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1677 01:01:05,241 --> 01:01:07,175 Leave the drink. Come on, you're not a caddie. 1678 01:01:07,243 --> 01:01:08,904 - Men's... - There he is. There he is. 1679 01:01:08,978 --> 01:01:10,002 Show us the course. Show us the course. 1680 01:01:10,079 --> 01:01:11,205 Oh, of course, the course. 1681 01:01:11,281 --> 01:01:12,578 [Up-tempo music plays] 1682 01:01:12,649 --> 01:01:13,877 Whoo-hoo! 1683 01:01:13,950 --> 01:01:15,542 Gary; Roller coaster! 1684 01:01:15,618 --> 01:01:16,710 Kevin; Come on. Let's go. 1685 01:01:16,786 --> 01:01:17,718 [Tires screech] 1686 01:01:17,787 --> 01:01:19,379 d Speed golf d 1687 01:01:19,455 --> 01:01:21,355 [Evil laughter] 1688 01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:23,050 Ha! Ha! 1689 01:01:23,126 --> 01:01:24,388 - Come on! - Wait for me! 1690 01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:26,485 Whoo-hoo! Let's go! 1691 01:01:28,131 --> 01:01:30,531 d Speed golf d 1692 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,124 [Tires screech] 1693 01:01:32,201 --> 01:01:33,600 Speed golf! 1694 01:01:33,670 --> 01:01:36,605 Let's go, man. Go. Go! 1695 01:01:36,673 --> 01:01:38,038 Where's your ball? 1696 01:01:40,209 --> 01:01:41,642 Hit the ball! 1697 01:01:41,711 --> 01:01:43,508 [Grunting] 1698 01:01:43,579 --> 01:01:45,069 Don; Come on, Ron! 1699 01:01:45,148 --> 01:01:46,274 Kevin; Come on. Let's go. 1700 01:01:46,349 --> 01:01:47,338 Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em. 1701 01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:49,180 Whoa! 1702 01:01:49,252 --> 01:01:51,550 [Tires screech] 1703 01:01:51,621 --> 01:01:56,024 [Indistinct shouting] 1704 01:01:56,092 --> 01:01:59,391 [Tires screech] 1705 01:01:59,462 --> 01:02:01,657 Ow-oooo-gaaahhh! 1706 01:02:01,731 --> 01:02:04,291 - Ha ha ha! - Whoa, yay! 1707 01:02:04,367 --> 01:02:07,495 Stuart; Boy, this is a treat. This is our ninth hole. 1708 01:02:07,570 --> 01:02:09,299 Notice the slight dogleg on the right. 1709 01:02:09,372 --> 01:02:11,033 Yep. Quite a little history here. 1710 01:02:11,107 --> 01:02:12,165 At the '72 Open, 1711 01:02:12,241 --> 01:02:14,801 Arnold Palmer made a hole in one. 1712 01:02:14,877 --> 01:02:16,310 I was just a boy, but... 1713 01:02:16,379 --> 01:02:17,437 Oh, yeah? 1714 01:02:17,513 --> 01:02:18,810 It made quite an impact on my life. 1715 01:02:18,881 --> 01:02:20,109 Make it stop, Joey. 1716 01:02:20,183 --> 01:02:21,616 - Wh-o-o-o-oa! - Good riddance. 1717 01:02:22,719 --> 01:02:24,277 - There he goes, Pauly! - Oh, yeah. 1718 01:02:24,354 --> 01:02:25,787 Hey! Hey! 1719 01:02:25,855 --> 01:02:27,322 This could affect your membership! 1720 01:02:27,390 --> 01:02:28,482 That's him! 1721 01:02:28,558 --> 01:02:30,025 [Gasps] 1722 01:02:30,093 --> 01:02:31,253 Whoa! What are you doing?! 1723 01:02:31,327 --> 01:02:33,261 Kevin; Speed golf. We can skip holes 3 to 6. 1724 01:02:33,329 --> 01:02:34,956 Hold on, guys! 1725 01:02:35,031 --> 01:02:37,431 [Don laughing] 1726 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:40,025 Ooh! 1727 01:02:40,103 --> 01:02:41,468 Gary; Whoa! We lost Pike! 1728 01:02:41,537 --> 01:02:43,129 [Tires screech] 1729 01:02:43,206 --> 01:02:44,434 Pauly; Joey! Joey! Joey! 1730 01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:46,774 Oooooohhhh! 1731 01:02:46,843 --> 01:02:48,970 Stop them! Stop that cart! 1732 01:02:49,045 --> 01:02:50,740 Both: Whoooooaa! 1733 01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:52,238 Uh! Oh! 1734 01:02:52,315 --> 01:02:54,442 Must be some more guys playing speed golf. 1735 01:02:54,517 --> 01:02:57,315 Make it stop! I can't stop! 1736 01:02:57,387 --> 01:02:58,445 Man; Pull! 1737 01:02:58,521 --> 01:02:59,988 [Gunshots] 1738 01:03:00,056 --> 01:03:02,286 Hold it! They're shooting at us, Pauly! 1739 01:03:02,358 --> 01:03:03,791 - Pike... Pike... - [Groans] 1740 01:03:03,860 --> 01:03:05,327 You all right? You all right? 1741 01:03:05,395 --> 01:03:07,761 [Chuckling] I think my damn tooth is broken. 1742 01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:10,924 - This man needs a dentist. Ron, check him out. - Why don't you? - Yeah. 1743 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,763 This is Pennsylvania. T- This is out of my jurisdiction. 1744 01:03:12,835 --> 01:03:14,359 L- I could lose my license. 1745 01:03:14,437 --> 01:03:16,337 Nah, you're the world-renowned dentist. 1746 01:03:16,406 --> 01:03:17,338 - You check him out. - Well... 1747 01:03:17,407 --> 01:03:18,669 - I'll just watch. - Well, fine, then. 1748 01:03:18,741 --> 01:03:20,140 Let a real dentist go to work. 1749 01:03:20,209 --> 01:03:22,143 Just step back, please. Everybody, just step back. 1750 01:03:22,211 --> 01:03:23,769 This man needs air! 1751 01:03:23,846 --> 01:03:26,041 He could have a heart attack. I've seen it before. 1752 01:03:26,115 --> 01:03:27,446 Oh, this is... this is bad. 1753 01:03:27,517 --> 01:03:30,111 - This is bad. Say "aaah." - Aaahh. 1754 01:03:30,186 --> 01:03:31,517 Oh! This is bad. 1755 01:03:31,587 --> 01:03:32,952 This man needs a Tic Tac! 1756 01:03:33,022 --> 01:03:34,751 Anybody have a Tic Tac, please?! 1757 01:03:34,824 --> 01:03:36,553 Do you think maybe the tooth needs to come out? 1758 01:03:36,626 --> 01:03:38,526 - Well, what do you think, doctor? - I asked you first. 1759 01:03:38,594 --> 01:03:40,494 See, that's why I have more papers 1760 01:03:40,563 --> 01:03:42,326 published in the journal, like maybe 50... 1761 01:03:42,398 --> 01:03:44,127 no, 70 in the last year to be exact, 1762 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,861 because I can make a diagnosis. You know what I'm saying? 1763 01:03:45,935 --> 01:03:46,867 Okay. I-I'll look at him, okay? 1764 01:03:46,936 --> 01:03:47,903 [Groaning] 1765 01:03:47,970 --> 01:03:48,959 Ohh. 1766 01:03:49,038 --> 01:03:50,801 Ewwww. 1767 01:03:50,873 --> 01:03:52,500 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 1768 01:03:52,575 --> 01:03:55,510 This man has a date with the tooth fairy, people! 1769 01:03:55,578 --> 01:03:57,739 Appears to be a horizontal fracture 1770 01:03:57,814 --> 01:04:00,408 with a periapical infection, a fistula draining, 1771 01:04:00,483 --> 01:04:01,848 and pulpal necrosis. 1772 01:04:01,918 --> 01:04:03,909 I think this man needs a root amputation 1773 01:04:03,986 --> 01:04:05,851 to avoid periodontal ligament trauma. 1774 01:04:05,922 --> 01:04:06,980 And if I were doing it, 1775 01:04:07,056 --> 01:04:09,081 I'd administer 7.2 CC's of X ylocaine 1776 01:04:09,158 --> 01:04:10,090 - with epinephrine. - Mm. 1777 01:04:10,159 --> 01:04:11,649 But... [Sighs] 1778 01:04:11,727 --> 01:04:13,285 Tch. 1779 01:04:13,362 --> 01:04:14,989 What do you think? 1780 01:04:15,064 --> 01:04:16,827 Well, let me see that, doctor. 1781 01:04:19,735 --> 01:04:21,327 Yeah, okay. 1782 01:04:21,404 --> 01:04:24,271 Yes, that's much better than tying a string to a doorknob 1783 01:04:24,340 --> 01:04:25,807 and just slamming it shut. 1784 01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:28,673 [Laughter] 1785 01:04:29,812 --> 01:04:31,643 - Ah, ha, ha. - Yes, Brenda? 1786 01:04:31,714 --> 01:04:32,908 Dr. Timmerman... 1787 01:04:32,982 --> 01:04:35,951 before you get started, uh, you have a visitor. 1788 01:04:36,018 --> 01:04:36,950 Ah, good. 1789 01:04:37,019 --> 01:04:38,384 [Giggles] 1790 01:04:38,454 --> 01:04:40,684 I'll... I'll be right back. 1791 01:04:40,756 --> 01:04:42,986 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 1792 01:04:43,059 --> 01:04:45,926 Uh, you might want to just get washed up first. 1793 01:04:47,163 --> 01:04:49,063 Brenda... 1794 01:04:49,131 --> 01:04:50,655 Go. You're embarrassing me. 1795 01:04:50,733 --> 01:04:52,030 Do your thing, Derek. 1796 01:04:52,101 --> 01:04:53,033 Hey, Gary! 1797 01:04:53,102 --> 01:04:55,798 Hee hee hee hee. 1798 01:04:55,872 --> 01:04:57,271 [Moans] 1799 01:04:57,340 --> 01:04:59,535 Gonna get clean now. 1800 01:04:59,609 --> 01:05:01,372 [Humming] 1801 01:05:06,649 --> 01:05:09,812 We want Franklin. We want Franklin. 1802 01:05:09,886 --> 01:05:11,717 - Franklin's up. He slams. Uhh! - Ah. 1803 01:05:11,787 --> 01:05:13,812 - [Gasps] - Have I got a surprise for you. 1804 01:05:13,890 --> 01:05:17,382 - Dr. Walter Kraft! - Who? 1805 01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:18,586 Walter Kraft... 1806 01:05:18,661 --> 01:05:20,151 University of Pittsburgh Dental School. 1807 01:05:20,229 --> 01:05:21,389 - He's here with his class. - Mm-hmm. 1808 01:05:21,464 --> 01:05:22,522 Walter... 1809 01:05:22,598 --> 01:05:24,395 I asked him to come over and watch the procedure. 1810 01:05:24,467 --> 01:05:26,230 Oh, that's... you're... that's great. 1811 01:05:26,302 --> 01:05:27,599 Yeah, when he heard that you were coming, 1812 01:05:27,670 --> 01:05:29,262 they all just piled in the van and came right over. 1813 01:05:29,338 --> 01:05:31,898 - Good. - You do remember Walter, don't you? 1814 01:05:31,974 --> 01:05:33,339 Kinda. You know... 1815 01:05:33,409 --> 01:05:35,843 Oh. Sure... I mean, he must have been teaching 1816 01:05:35,878 --> 01:05:36,936 when you went through the program. 1817 01:05:37,013 --> 01:05:38,913 Teach... oh. I was in independent studies. 1818 01:05:38,981 --> 01:05:40,278 Brenda! 1819 01:05:40,349 --> 01:05:42,078 - So advanced, I didn't have to go to class. - Ohh. 1820 01:05:42,151 --> 01:05:44,915 Would you go get some more topical anesthetic, please? 1821 01:05:46,589 --> 01:05:48,489 Excuse me. 1822 01:05:48,558 --> 01:05:50,287 No. No. 1823 01:05:50,359 --> 01:05:52,793 No. No. [Cries] Not now. 1824 01:05:52,862 --> 01:05:54,591 Wake up. Come on. 1825 01:05:54,664 --> 01:05:55,995 - Shh. Shh. It's okay. Shh. - [Mumbling] 1826 01:05:56,065 --> 01:05:57,862 - All right. All right. - [Mumbling] 1827 01:05:57,934 --> 01:05:58,923 Will you just shut up?! 1828 01:05:59,001 --> 01:06:01,299 [Door opens] 1829 01:06:01,370 --> 01:06:02,667 They're here. 1830 01:06:02,738 --> 01:06:04,603 - He's ready. - Brenda; Follow Dr. Timmerman. 1831 01:06:04,674 --> 01:06:06,335 Come on. Step in, everybody. Come along. 1832 01:06:06,409 --> 01:06:08,274 Come. Come. Hey. 1833 01:06:08,344 --> 01:06:11,438 Uh, it is my pleasure to introduce to you Dr. Derek Bond. 1834 01:06:11,514 --> 01:06:13,004 [Applause] 1835 01:06:13,082 --> 01:06:14,174 Woman; Doctor... 1836 01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:15,274 My brother. 1837 01:06:15,351 --> 01:06:17,342 - What's up? - Ha. 1838 01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:20,856 Dr. Kraft... what do you have to say to your most famous student? 1839 01:06:23,693 --> 01:06:25,991 Put on a little weight, eh? 1840 01:06:26,062 --> 01:06:27,120 Ha ha ha ha! 1841 01:06:27,196 --> 01:06:29,164 [Laughter] 1842 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,231 So, now that, uh, Dr. Bond has anesthetized the patient, 1843 01:06:34,303 --> 01:06:37,136 - I will remove the maxillary right upper lateral incisor. - Excuse me. 1844 01:06:37,206 --> 01:06:38,468 Would it be possible for us 1845 01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:40,702 to see Dr. Bond perform the procedure? 1846 01:06:40,776 --> 01:06:42,004 All: Yay! 1847 01:06:42,078 --> 01:06:43,841 Oh, that's an excellent idea. 1848 01:06:43,913 --> 01:06:46,006 Me? Oh, no, no, no. Stop. 1849 01:06:46,082 --> 01:06:47,913 Thanks, my brother... the thing is, 1850 01:06:47,984 --> 01:06:49,349 with all these malpractice suits running around, 1851 01:06:49,418 --> 01:06:50,578 I get a headache 1852 01:06:50,653 --> 01:06:53,247 just thinking about working without a license 1853 01:06:53,322 --> 01:06:54,311 in another state. 1854 01:06:54,390 --> 01:06:56,017 Derek, come on. 1855 01:06:56,092 --> 01:06:57,559 Here, stick your mitts right in there. 1856 01:06:57,627 --> 01:06:59,219 - Ahh. - Yeah! 1857 01:06:59,295 --> 01:07:01,229 Thank you. 1858 01:07:01,297 --> 01:07:02,525 Right in there. 1859 01:07:02,598 --> 01:07:04,998 Well... let's get to work. 1860 01:07:05,067 --> 01:07:06,762 - Yes. - Ohh! 1861 01:07:08,070 --> 01:07:09,537 Dr. Kraft; Oh. 1862 01:07:09,605 --> 01:07:10,867 All right. 1863 01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:12,567 Never be ashamed to use two hands. 1864 01:07:12,642 --> 01:07:14,667 And I have small hands, so I had to develop 1865 01:07:14,744 --> 01:07:16,609 the Derek Bond's 2- handed grip. 1866 01:07:16,679 --> 01:07:19,409 Take your time. Always take your time. 1867 01:07:19,482 --> 01:07:21,211 Sometimes, you just want to make sure they're asleep. 1868 01:07:21,283 --> 01:07:23,581 Always touch them to reassure that you're their friend. 1869 01:07:23,653 --> 01:07:25,450 I'm your friend. I'm your friend. 1870 01:07:25,521 --> 01:07:27,011 - Mmm. - Get the thing here. 1871 01:07:27,089 --> 01:07:28,283 - [Whirring] - Whoa-ho! 1872 01:07:28,357 --> 01:07:29,881 Heh. 1873 01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:31,586 [Indistinct cheering] 1874 01:07:31,661 --> 01:07:33,856 - Yeah, Derek! - Wow. 1875 01:07:33,929 --> 01:07:36,295 Kevin; Thank you. Thank you. 1876 01:07:36,365 --> 01:07:38,526 Thank you. Thank you. 1877 01:07:38,734 --> 01:07:40,964 I want a list of every member who stepped foot on this golf course today. 1878 01:07:41,037 --> 01:07:42,299 - You hear me? - Every member! 1879 01:07:42,371 --> 01:07:43,633 [Stuart whimpering] 1880 01:07:43,706 --> 01:07:46,197 There it is! Just... give me it! 1881 01:07:46,275 --> 01:07:47,902 He's on this list, and it's gonna take us right to him. 1882 01:07:47,977 --> 01:07:49,035 [Muffled screaming] 1883 01:07:49,111 --> 01:07:51,671 When I was a kid and things got me down, 1884 01:07:51,747 --> 01:07:55,683 [Talking with mouth full] I'd come down here with one of these, 1885 01:07:55,751 --> 01:07:58,549 and inevitably, things wouldn't seem so bad anymore. 1886 01:07:58,621 --> 01:07:59,883 [Birds chirping] 1887 01:07:59,955 --> 01:08:01,946 There's a lot of opportunity in frozen yogurt. 1888 01:08:02,024 --> 01:08:03,514 - Uh-huh. - It's a big field, right? 1889 01:08:03,592 --> 01:08:05,355 - Uh-huh. - A Beaver Meadows product 1890 01:08:05,428 --> 01:08:07,692 won't really affect Emily's Yogurt Madness. 1891 01:08:07,763 --> 01:08:08,957 A little healthy competition might be good for her. 1892 01:08:09,031 --> 01:08:10,726 It'll keep her on her toes, right? 1893 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:14,031 [Inhales sharply, coughing] 1894 01:08:15,671 --> 01:08:17,730 Derek... 1895 01:08:17,807 --> 01:08:19,399 what about your diet? 1896 01:08:19,475 --> 01:08:21,409 I have weaknesses. I have weaknesses. 1897 01:08:21,477 --> 01:08:23,775 I try to fight them, but sometimes they get the best of me. 1898 01:08:23,846 --> 01:08:25,313 Please don't judge me for this. 1899 01:08:25,381 --> 01:08:27,042 Judge you? 1900 01:08:27,116 --> 01:08:29,641 I'm glad to see you're not perfect. 1901 01:08:29,719 --> 01:08:31,084 [Bag crinkles] 1902 01:08:31,153 --> 01:08:32,620 It makes me feel a little better about myself. 1903 01:08:32,688 --> 01:08:34,315 You got some fries in that bag? 1904 01:08:34,390 --> 01:08:35,322 Yeah. 1905 01:08:35,391 --> 01:08:36,358 Thank you. 1906 01:08:36,425 --> 01:08:38,188 Don't worry. It'll be our little secret. 1907 01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:39,557 Thank you, man. 1908 01:08:39,628 --> 01:08:41,619 [Laughing] 1909 01:08:41,697 --> 01:08:44,097 You know, it's funny how much simpler things seemed 1910 01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:45,428 when we were kids. 1911 01:08:45,501 --> 01:08:46,832 Those were the days, right? 1912 01:08:46,902 --> 01:08:48,267 Those were the days. 1913 01:08:48,337 --> 01:08:49,998 Cabin 6. 1914 01:08:50,072 --> 01:08:51,937 Cabin 6! 1915 01:08:52,007 --> 01:08:56,671 - d Oh, Mapleridge, oh, Mapleridge d - d Oh, Mapleridge d 1916 01:08:56,746 --> 01:09:00,876 - d We come to you each summer d - d You... summer d 1917 01:09:00,950 --> 01:09:05,353 - d Oh, Mapleridge, oh, Mapleridge d - d Oh, Mapleridge, oh, Mapleridge d 1918 01:09:05,421 --> 01:09:08,982 - d Where all our friends are brothers d - d Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee d 1919 01:09:09,058 --> 01:09:12,323 - d We like to ride a horse or two d - d There be shoo-bee-doo-bee wha-bee-do d 1920 01:09:12,394 --> 01:09:16,922 - d Or maybe row in a canoe d - d Su bee wa wa be doo d 1921 01:09:16,999 --> 01:09:18,660 [Music plays] 1922 01:09:18,734 --> 01:09:21,601 d La la, la la, la la d 1923 01:09:21,670 --> 01:09:24,468 d La la, la la, la la d 1924 01:09:24,540 --> 01:09:26,371 d La la, la la d 1925 01:09:26,442 --> 01:09:28,069 [Chuckling] Oh, man. 1926 01:09:28,144 --> 01:09:30,612 I feel bad... I mean, I invite you here. 1927 01:09:30,679 --> 01:09:33,341 You make the trip, but now I have to go to work. 1928 01:09:33,415 --> 01:09:34,507 Come on, Gary! 1929 01:09:34,583 --> 01:09:36,107 After 25 years of friendship, man? 1930 01:09:36,185 --> 01:09:37,982 Come on, man, it can't affect us. 1931 01:09:38,053 --> 01:09:39,987 It's too deep. Too deep, my brother. 1932 01:09:40,055 --> 01:09:40,987 [Chuckles] 1933 01:09:41,056 --> 01:09:42,546 You know, what I can't get over 1934 01:09:42,625 --> 01:09:45,389 is what a good sport you've been about everything. 1935 01:09:45,461 --> 01:09:46,758 Let me tell you something. 1936 01:09:46,829 --> 01:09:48,956 There's no place I'd rather be right now 1937 01:09:49,031 --> 01:09:50,931 than here with you and your family. 1938 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,467 Larry, I know you there. 1939 01:09:52,535 --> 01:09:55,504 Larry, pick up the phone. Larry, pick up the phone. 1940 01:09:55,571 --> 01:09:58,802 Hey, Sarah, I'm talking to my imaginary friend, Larry. 1941 01:09:58,874 --> 01:09:59,806 Tea? 1942 01:09:59,875 --> 01:10:01,467 Tea? Yes. 1943 01:10:01,544 --> 01:10:03,808 Ooh, these cups are so big. 1944 01:10:03,879 --> 01:10:04,846 Go ahead. 1945 01:10:04,914 --> 01:10:05,846 Larry, la... 1946 01:10:05,915 --> 01:10:07,246 Ow! Ow! Ow! It's cold! 1947 01:10:07,316 --> 01:10:09,011 - Sorry. - Ow! Ow! Ow, it's cold! 1948 01:10:09,084 --> 01:10:11,951 Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1949 01:10:12,021 --> 01:10:14,615 Sarah, wait. Sarah, can I talk... 1950 01:10:14,690 --> 01:10:15,952 Sarah, wait... 1951 01:10:16,025 --> 01:10:17,356 Daddy, Derek's funny. 1952 01:10:17,426 --> 01:10:19,860 I'll see you guys at dinner. 1953 01:10:19,929 --> 01:10:22,363 I thought you were gonna take me to ballet class. 1954 01:10:22,431 --> 01:10:23,921 Yeah, Dad, I thought you were taking me to the park 1955 01:10:23,999 --> 01:10:25,466 - to play basketball. - We were outside. 1956 01:10:25,534 --> 01:10:28,264 We agreed that you would do it so that I could work. 1957 01:10:28,337 --> 01:10:30,271 How come I'm the one who's always supposed to take off work? 1958 01:10:30,339 --> 01:10:32,967 What about that solidarity day we were all supposed to have? 1959 01:10:33,042 --> 01:10:35,272 I see you're really making a huge effort. 1960 01:10:35,344 --> 01:10:38,541 - Suddenly, it's a competition. - No, no. That's... not the point. 1961 01:10:38,614 --> 01:10:41,139 - Just go already, Dad. - Okay, there must be some way that we can work this out. 1962 01:10:41,217 --> 01:10:42,616 Dry this here... 1963 01:10:42,685 --> 01:10:44,118 Derek? 1964 01:10:44,186 --> 01:10:46,211 Maybe you wouldn't mind... 1965 01:10:46,288 --> 01:10:48,313 Please, Derek. 1966 01:10:48,390 --> 01:10:51,291 Yeah. No problem. Sure. I mean, I'll drive the car pool. 1967 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:52,952 [Chuckles] How hard could that be? 1968 01:10:53,028 --> 01:10:57,431 All; d I'm baking up my baby bumblebee... d 1969 01:10:57,499 --> 01:10:59,467 Guys, it's my ear! 1970 01:10:59,535 --> 01:11:02,732 - [Rock music plays] - d Bee... d 1971 01:11:02,805 --> 01:11:05,797 Ja... Jason, leave it... leave it on the soul station. 1972 01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:08,935 - d Na na na na! d - I said leave the radio alone, all right?! 1973 01:11:09,011 --> 01:11:11,104 - He was already there. There, too. - [Snoring] 1974 01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:12,477 Unh-unh. 1975 01:11:12,548 --> 01:11:13,810 - [Singing continues] - Sarah, stop. 1976 01:11:13,883 --> 01:11:15,009 You're gonna make me have an acc... 1977 01:11:15,084 --> 01:11:16,745 stop it. You're gonna make me have an accident. 1978 01:11:16,819 --> 01:11:18,616 - d Bee! d - [Shouting indistinctly] 1979 01:11:18,687 --> 01:11:21,178 Uh-oh. Jason, I think it's time for a driving lesson. 1980 01:11:21,257 --> 01:11:23,623 - What? - I-I mean, every young man should know how to drive, 1981 01:11:23,692 --> 01:11:25,182 and this is a nice, quiet street. 1982 01:11:25,261 --> 01:11:27,195 - That's the best part of bein' a kid, right, man? - Ouch, ouch, ouch. 1983 01:11:27,263 --> 01:11:28,662 You get over there. I'll get over here. [Grunts] 1984 01:11:28,731 --> 01:11:30,289 - But I'm 11! - I'll drive! 1985 01:11:30,366 --> 01:11:31,594 My feet won't reach the pedals. 1986 01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,862 Just tell me when the light turns green. 1987 01:11:33,936 --> 01:11:36,131 All: Scaredy-cat! Jason is a scaredy-cat! 1988 01:11:36,205 --> 01:11:37,331 - The light's green. - Okay. 1989 01:11:37,406 --> 01:11:39,169 [Tires screech, Sarah laughs] 1990 01:11:39,241 --> 01:11:40,469 Pauly, there goes their car! 1991 01:11:40,542 --> 01:11:42,976 - Well, follow him! - [Tires screech] 1992 01:11:43,045 --> 01:11:45,673 - [Horn blares, tires screech] - Watch it! 1993 01:11:45,748 --> 01:11:48,114 Loosen up, now. Loosen up a little bit. Become one with the road! 1994 01:11:48,183 --> 01:11:49,480 - All right. - [Tires screech] 1995 01:11:49,551 --> 01:11:51,280 - Not that loose! - [Girls screaming] 1996 01:11:51,353 --> 01:11:53,685 - [Horn blares] - Get back on the road! 1997 01:11:53,756 --> 01:11:55,485 [Thud, tires screech] 1998 01:11:55,557 --> 01:11:58,025 - Aah! - [Horn blares, girls laugh] 1999 01:11:58,093 --> 01:12:00,391 - [Tires screech] - Caress the wheel like you would a woman. 2000 01:12:00,462 --> 01:12:02,225 - [Horn honks] - Not like a pervert! 2001 01:12:02,298 --> 01:12:05,165 L- I never caressed a woman before! 2002 01:12:05,234 --> 01:12:07,998 - You don't drive. You don't caress women. What do you do? - I play video games! 2003 01:12:08,070 --> 01:12:09,731 [Tires screech] 2004 01:12:09,805 --> 01:12:10,897 - Come on, now! - [Grunts] 2005 01:12:10,973 --> 01:12:12,907 [Tires screech, girls laugh] 2006 01:12:12,975 --> 01:12:14,704 - [Screams] - Oh! 2007 01:12:14,777 --> 01:12:16,039 Hey! 2008 01:12:16,111 --> 01:12:18,045 - Jason; Sorry! - [Girls laugh] 2009 01:12:18,113 --> 01:12:19,842 - Go around this guy! Go around! - [Engine revs] 2010 01:12:19,915 --> 01:12:21,746 - Joey, you're losin' them! - [Tires screech] 2011 01:12:21,817 --> 01:12:24,513 Yellow light! Yellow light! Yellow light! 2012 01:12:24,586 --> 01:12:26,178 Girls; Yellow light! Yellow light! 2013 01:12:26,255 --> 01:12:29,315 [Tires screech, girls laugh] 2014 01:12:29,391 --> 01:12:30,881 Thanks. 2015 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,552 [Car door closes] 2016 01:12:32,628 --> 01:12:35,358 Huh? 2017 01:12:35,431 --> 01:12:38,195 Hi. 2018 01:12:38,267 --> 01:12:39,825 What? What? What? What? 2019 01:12:39,902 --> 01:12:42,496 Don't worry. Just a bunch of kids out joy ridin'. 2020 01:12:42,571 --> 01:12:44,801 What's the world comin' to, Pauly? 2021 01:12:44,873 --> 01:12:47,398 Thank you very much, Mr. Aphistopheles. 2022 01:12:47,476 --> 01:12:48,465 Who? 2023 01:12:48,544 --> 01:12:50,136 You know, you're so stupid. 2024 01:12:50,212 --> 01:12:53,181 He's only the most major philosophist around alive today. 2025 01:12:53,248 --> 01:12:55,876 Look, I'm gonna split, okay? Uh, you got some change on you? 2026 01:12:55,951 --> 01:12:58,317 You know, just in case the car breaks down, got to call home, know what I'm saying? 2027 01:12:58,387 --> 01:13:00,355 - But nothing's gonna happen. It's gonna be cool. - Okay. 2028 01:13:00,422 --> 01:13:02,515 - It's gonna be cool. All right? - All right. See you later. 2029 01:13:02,591 --> 01:13:03,387 Have fun. Gonna be cool. 2030 01:13:03,459 --> 01:13:04,551 Hey, there's a pigeon. 2031 01:13:04,626 --> 01:13:05,558 - Check this out. - Come on. 2032 01:13:05,627 --> 01:13:07,891 [Grunts] Hey, thanks. 2033 01:13:07,963 --> 01:13:09,055 Can I get the ball? 2034 01:13:09,131 --> 01:13:10,223 Sorry. 2035 01:13:10,299 --> 01:13:12,597 - Come on. Please. Come on! - [Laughs] 2036 01:13:12,668 --> 01:13:14,602 - Give me the ball back, guys. - Too late. 2037 01:13:14,670 --> 01:13:16,638 - Come on! - [Ball bouncing] 2038 01:13:16,705 --> 01:13:19,469 - Give me the ball back! - Hey, Jason... 2039 01:13:19,541 --> 01:13:20,940 is there a problem here? 2040 01:13:21,010 --> 01:13:23,877 Oh, hey. Hey. Is this your mommy, come to wipe your nose? 2041 01:13:23,946 --> 01:13:25,538 - No! - Oh, oh, oh. 2042 01:13:25,614 --> 01:13:27,377 Pickin' on little dudes. You just bad, ain't you? 2043 01:13:27,449 --> 01:13:29,041 - Oh, yeah. - Can I see the ball there? 2044 01:13:29,118 --> 01:13:30,278 Ooh! He's so strong. 2045 01:13:30,352 --> 01:13:32,582 Tell you what... since y'all are such tough guys, 2046 01:13:32,654 --> 01:13:34,986 how about if we play a little basketball, you know? 2047 01:13:35,057 --> 01:13:37,150 Me and my man against all five of you. 2048 01:13:37,226 --> 01:13:38,557 [Murmuring] 2049 01:13:38,627 --> 01:13:42,256 - I mean, I really, really suck. - [Boys murmuring] 2050 01:13:42,331 --> 01:13:45,562 Let me tell you something right now... you do not suck. Never say that, okay? 2051 01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:47,932 Basketball is up here, man. It's about confidence, all right? 2052 01:13:48,003 --> 01:13:50,403 Now, I've watched you play in the driveway. You have game. 2053 01:13:50,472 --> 01:13:52,599 Relax. Relax, okay? 2054 01:13:52,674 --> 01:13:53,800 Stick your tongue out like Michael Jordan. 2055 01:13:53,876 --> 01:13:56,174 - Now, whose house is this? - [Muffled] My house. 2056 01:13:56,245 --> 01:13:58,805 Put your tongue back in your mouth. Whose house is this? Say it like you mean it. 2057 01:13:58,881 --> 01:14:00,178 - My house! - Whose ball is this? 2058 01:14:00,249 --> 01:14:02,581 My ball! My ball! My ball! 2059 01:14:02,651 --> 01:14:04,983 Let's go play. All right. 2060 01:14:05,054 --> 01:14:07,750 I play much better when there's something at stake, so let's make a bet. 2061 01:14:07,823 --> 01:14:10,417 If you guys win, we'll give you, um... 2062 01:14:10,492 --> 01:14:11,925 that red Volvo over there. 2063 01:14:11,994 --> 01:14:13,086 But that's my dad's car! 2064 01:14:13,162 --> 01:14:14,629 It's all right. 2065 01:14:14,696 --> 01:14:17,358 And if we win, we get, um... your clothes. 2066 01:14:17,433 --> 01:14:19,697 - Our clothes? - Oh, he's a genius. He's the smart one. 2067 01:14:19,768 --> 01:14:23,602 [Laughs] Okay. Oh, it's make it, take it, which means if we score, we keep it. 2068 01:14:23,672 --> 01:14:25,799 Check! We're ready. Aah! 2069 01:14:25,874 --> 01:14:26,863 All: Aah! 2070 01:14:26,942 --> 01:14:28,739 - There it is. - The mailman! 2071 01:14:28,811 --> 01:14:30,745 - Oh, that's sweet. - Yeah! 2072 01:14:30,813 --> 01:14:32,804 Come on, baby. Pick and roll. There you go. Here's the pick. 2073 01:14:32,881 --> 01:14:34,314 See ya. [Laughs] Yeah! 2074 01:14:34,383 --> 01:14:36,681 - Here comes the roll... right there. - Man! 2075 01:14:36,752 --> 01:14:37,719 - Big guy. - [Grunts] 2076 01:14:37,786 --> 01:14:39,276 - Tough guy. Chest pass. - [Grunts] 2077 01:14:39,354 --> 01:14:40,651 Is that four? 2078 01:14:40,722 --> 01:14:42,121 Oh! 2079 01:14:42,191 --> 01:14:43,488 [Up-tempo music plays] 2080 01:14:43,559 --> 01:14:45,652 [Grunting] 2081 01:14:45,727 --> 01:14:47,524 In your face, porker! 2082 01:14:47,596 --> 01:14:49,223 - Give me some. - Hello. 2083 01:14:49,298 --> 01:14:50,822 Aah! 2084 01:14:50,899 --> 01:14:52,491 Put it up! 2085 01:14:52,568 --> 01:14:53,694 Sky. 2086 01:14:53,769 --> 01:14:56,033 Boo-yah! 2087 01:14:56,105 --> 01:14:56,833 Yes! 2088 01:14:56,905 --> 01:14:57,963 Man, you did good. 2089 01:14:58,040 --> 01:14:59,974 If you work really hard and practice a lot, 2090 01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:01,202 who knows? 2091 01:15:01,276 --> 01:15:03,244 One day you might play for the Chicago Bulls. 2092 01:15:03,312 --> 01:15:04,711 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 2093 01:15:04,780 --> 01:15:06,907 Hey, come on! Can we please have our clothes back?! 2094 01:15:06,982 --> 01:15:09,246 Maybe a best out of three! 2095 01:15:09,318 --> 01:15:10,842 Both: Nah! 2096 01:15:10,919 --> 01:15:13,979 - [Laughs] - Remember I threw that pass around my back? 2097 01:15:14,423 --> 01:15:17,017 [Silverware rattling] 2098 01:15:17,092 --> 01:15:20,584 [Piano music plays] 2099 01:15:26,502 --> 01:15:29,835 Gary, you know what I heard today? Beaver Meadows is going into the yogurt business. 2100 01:15:29,905 --> 01:15:31,566 - [Coughs] - Wow. 2101 01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:32,698 [Humming] 2102 01:15:32,774 --> 01:15:35,106 And your firm is going to represent them. 2103 01:15:35,177 --> 01:15:37,077 - I didn't know that. - Who do you think they assigned to it? 2104 01:15:37,146 --> 01:15:39,080 Uh, Jerry? 2105 01:15:39,148 --> 01:15:41,844 - Yeah, I think it's Jerry. - Your best friend at the firm? 2106 01:15:41,917 --> 01:15:43,908 Don't you think Jerry would've called me? 2107 01:15:43,986 --> 01:15:47,114 - [Telephone ringing] - I mean, Beaver Meadows is huge. They will swallow us alive. 2108 01:15:47,189 --> 01:15:50,249 Did you know the last thing Edgar Allan Poe ate before he died was broccoli? 2109 01:15:50,325 --> 01:15:52,122 Then don't eat it. 2110 01:15:52,194 --> 01:15:54,219 I can't believe Jerry would do that to us. 2111 01:15:54,296 --> 01:15:57,129 Mom, Dad, Derek taught me how to drive today. 2112 01:15:57,199 --> 01:15:59,599 - W... - Left turns are tough at 50, huh, big guy? 2113 01:15:59,668 --> 01:16:01,431 [Chuckles] It's... um, we were... 2114 01:16:01,503 --> 01:16:04,199 Derek, it's for you. It's Larry from the tattoo parlor. 2115 01:16:04,273 --> 01:16:05,865 Cool. 2116 01:16:05,941 --> 01:16:07,772 [Silverware rattles] 2117 01:16:07,843 --> 01:16:10,403 O- Oh. Um, cat's out the bag. 2118 01:16:10,479 --> 01:16:13,812 Um, it was gonna be a gift to my hosts from their houseguest. 2119 01:16:13,882 --> 01:16:16,146 [Laughing] I can't believe he just called. 2120 01:16:16,218 --> 01:16:19,119 "Larry from the tattoo parlor"? You couldn't think of anything better than that? 2121 01:16:19,188 --> 01:16:20,553 Yo, man, where you been? I've been trying to call you all day. 2122 01:16:20,622 --> 01:16:22,317 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey, man! - No, no! Don't hang up! 2123 01:16:22,391 --> 01:16:24,586 It was you who put my name down on your loan request! 2124 01:16:24,660 --> 01:16:26,127 - Larry, don't... I'm sorry, man! - I'm hanging up! 2125 01:16:26,195 --> 01:16:28,095 No, no! Don't hang up! I'm sorry, man! I'm under pressure! 2126 01:16:28,163 --> 01:16:30,427 I got paying customers! They're payin' me money right now! 2127 01:16:30,499 --> 01:16:32,933 You're gonna have to come pick me up. I'm running out of time. 2128 01:16:33,001 --> 01:16:34,969 Besides, I-I'm turnin' into Mary Poppins out here. 2129 01:16:35,037 --> 01:16:36,664 - [Engine revs, glass breaks] - Aah! 2130 01:16:36,738 --> 01:16:39,263 - Oh, my God! - Larry, you still there? 2131 01:16:39,341 --> 01:16:40,171 We gotta talk! 2132 01:16:40,242 --> 01:16:42,233 Yes! No problem! Sure! 2133 01:16:42,311 --> 01:16:43,608 All right. 9:30 tonight. 2134 01:16:43,679 --> 01:16:45,078 - Where? - Mickey D's. 2135 01:16:45,147 --> 01:16:46,739 - Which one? - They only have one. 2136 01:16:46,815 --> 01:16:49,340 I'm tellin' you, man, this is like "Leave It to Beaver" Land out here. 2137 01:16:49,418 --> 01:16:51,579 - Now, hurry. - Is everything all right? 2138 01:16:51,653 --> 01:16:54,087 Hurry? No, no, no. You don't tell me to hurry! 2139 01:16:54,156 --> 01:16:55,453 I tell you to hurry. 2140 01:16:55,524 --> 01:16:56,855 Okay? Bye. 2141 01:16:56,925 --> 01:16:58,517 This is a Harley! 2142 01:16:58,594 --> 01:17:00,255 - [Fabric tearing] - What the hell is this?! 2143 01:17:00,329 --> 01:17:01,762 - Ooh. - [Telephone rattles] 2144 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:03,457 [Weakly] A Harley... 2145 01:17:03,532 --> 01:17:05,295 European style. 2146 01:17:05,367 --> 01:17:06,664 It's very thoughtful, 2147 01:17:06,735 --> 01:17:09,397 but you really don't need to give us anything, really. 2148 01:17:09,471 --> 01:17:10,768 Well, I just... you know... 2149 01:17:10,839 --> 01:17:14,741 Look, Derek... about Emily and this Beaver Meadows thing... 2150 01:17:14,810 --> 01:17:18,246 I just want you to know that in 18 years of marriage, 2151 01:17:18,313 --> 01:17:20,076 I had never lied to my wife. 2152 01:17:20,148 --> 01:17:21,706 [Brooke shouting] 2153 01:17:21,783 --> 01:17:23,410 Please, timeout! 2154 01:17:23,485 --> 01:17:28,252 You know... man, you know, right before Anne Sexton killed herself, 2155 01:17:28,323 --> 01:17:30,848 she asked her daughter to promise that the words 2156 01:17:30,926 --> 01:17:33,895 "Rats live on no evil star" would be written on her grave. 2157 01:17:33,962 --> 01:17:37,329 [Voice breaking] That's a major thing to ask. 2158 01:17:37,399 --> 01:17:39,959 I mean, they must've had an amazing mother/daughter connection. 2159 01:17:40,035 --> 01:17:41,730 [Crying] Not like us! 2160 01:17:41,803 --> 01:17:44,465 Forget it! I'm never talking to any of you guys ever again! 2161 01:17:44,539 --> 01:17:46,063 What did you say to her? 2162 01:17:46,141 --> 01:17:48,735 Nothing. I didn't say anything. 2163 01:17:48,810 --> 01:17:51,574 I'm her mother. It... it makes me the enemy. 2164 01:17:51,647 --> 01:17:53,080 [Sighs] 2165 01:17:53,148 --> 01:17:55,582 Derek... 2166 01:17:55,651 --> 01:17:59,314 you seem to have... such a connection with her. 2167 01:17:59,388 --> 01:18:01,219 Maybe you could talk to her. 2168 01:18:01,290 --> 01:18:04,384 Yeah. No problem. Sure. 2169 01:18:04,459 --> 01:18:08,259 d I feel the pain of everyone d 2170 01:18:10,599 --> 01:18:12,191 - [Knock on door] - Hello? 2171 01:18:12,267 --> 01:18:13,700 d And later I feel nothing d 2172 01:18:13,769 --> 01:18:15,396 - Mind if I turn this down? - [Volume decreases] 2173 01:18:15,470 --> 01:18:16,732 Hey. 2174 01:18:16,805 --> 01:18:18,898 Uh, can I talk to you for a second? 2175 01:18:18,974 --> 01:18:20,032 Oh! 2176 01:18:20,108 --> 01:18:21,837 [Music continues] 2177 01:18:21,910 --> 01:18:25,346 Listen... I mean, what could be so wrong, okay? 2178 01:18:25,414 --> 01:18:28,247 You got this, um, beautiful room here. 2179 01:18:28,317 --> 01:18:30,080 So bright and airy. 2180 01:18:30,152 --> 01:18:33,644 And you got these... great pictures of these dead guys on the wall, 2181 01:18:33,722 --> 01:18:36,657 and you got these, uh, things I don't understand that you wrote down, and you... 2182 01:18:36,725 --> 01:18:38,556 oh, these decapitated Barbie dolls. 2183 01:18:38,627 --> 01:18:41,118 I mean, this is what every teenage girl lives for. 2184 01:18:41,196 --> 01:18:43,687 I mean, it can't get much better than this, right? 2185 01:18:43,765 --> 01:18:45,528 [Music continues] 2186 01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,295 [Sobs] 2187 01:18:47,369 --> 01:18:48,961 W... W... I'm sorry. 2188 01:18:49,037 --> 01:18:50,766 L- I shouldn't have been telling jokes. 2189 01:18:50,839 --> 01:18:52,431 I'm sorry. I say something wrong? 2190 01:18:52,507 --> 01:18:53,940 [Crying] No. 2191 01:18:54,009 --> 01:18:56,443 It's... my dad and mom and [Sobs] 2192 01:18:56,511 --> 01:18:58,604 And Steve doesn't love me anymore. 2193 01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:01,274 Steve. Are you sure? 2194 01:19:01,350 --> 01:19:04,114 Yes. But he's been... he's been, like, 2195 01:19:04,186 --> 01:19:06,780 hanging in town every day with Kelly Friedlander, 2196 01:19:06,855 --> 01:19:10,086 and [Sobs] She's a lot prettier than me. 2197 01:19:10,158 --> 01:19:12,592 And you know... I don't know, Derek. 2198 01:19:12,661 --> 01:19:14,219 It just... it really hurts. 2199 01:19:14,296 --> 01:19:15,729 Oh, come here. 2200 01:19:15,797 --> 01:19:17,560 Listen. Listen... listen to me, okay? 2201 01:19:17,632 --> 01:19:20,066 I can't see any woman being finer than you. 2202 01:19:20,135 --> 01:19:22,069 I mean, you are a beautiful woman, 2203 01:19:22,137 --> 01:19:24,071 and you got it going on, all right? 2204 01:19:24,139 --> 01:19:25,902 You're just with the wrong guy. 2205 01:19:25,974 --> 01:19:27,965 I mean, none of the women I've ever dated 2206 01:19:28,043 --> 01:19:29,476 would put up with his mess. 2207 01:19:29,544 --> 01:19:30,476 No? 2208 01:19:30,545 --> 01:19:32,479 Oh, no, no, no, no. No way, no how. 2209 01:19:32,547 --> 01:19:34,208 [Snaps fingers] See ya. 2210 01:19:36,218 --> 01:19:38,914 Look, maybe you could just kill him for me. 2211 01:19:38,987 --> 01:19:40,648 [Laughs] 2212 01:19:40,722 --> 01:19:42,917 You're playin', right? 2213 01:19:42,991 --> 01:19:45,755 You're playin', right? 2214 01:19:45,827 --> 01:19:50,196 Look... this guy is a slime bag, and you know that. 2215 01:19:50,265 --> 01:19:53,359 And I know there's a lot of other guys who'd like to be dating you right now. 2216 01:19:53,435 --> 01:19:55,699 And there's got to be some guys that you're interested in. 2217 01:19:55,771 --> 01:19:58,365 I know there's another guy out there somewhere, right? 2218 01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:00,465 [Sighs] Well, there's Charles. 2219 01:20:00,542 --> 01:20:03,773 See? I knew... look, I knew you had some other guy in your pocket. 2220 01:20:03,845 --> 01:20:05,278 Now, tell me about Charles. 2221 01:20:05,347 --> 01:20:06,780 Charles Baudelaire. 2222 01:20:06,848 --> 01:20:09,180 He's the great poet of moral decay. 2223 01:20:09,251 --> 01:20:12,186 [Voice breaking] He would definitely understand me. 2224 01:20:12,254 --> 01:20:13,516 [Sobs] 2225 01:20:13,588 --> 01:20:16,386 Look, you got to get over this thing for dead guys. 2226 01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:19,120 I mean, why don't we try s- some live guys? 2227 01:20:19,194 --> 01:20:20,627 W... Charles Barkley. 2228 01:20:20,695 --> 01:20:22,128 - What? - H-He's like a poet? 2229 01:20:22,197 --> 01:20:24,165 You ever seen his commercials? All right? 2230 01:20:24,232 --> 01:20:27,497 Now, look, when I come back, I promise you we're gonna work on that dead-guy thing, all right? 2231 01:20:27,569 --> 01:20:30,629 We're gonna get you out there and get you to movies with guys who are still breathing, okay? 2232 01:20:30,705 --> 01:20:33,503 And we'll get you some pastel colors... at least some dark grays. 2233 01:20:33,575 --> 01:20:36,339 - [Volume increases] - Here you go... meditation music! 2234 01:20:36,411 --> 01:20:39,005 You're gonna be all right, okay? 2235 01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:41,241 Remember... live guys. Breathing. 2236 01:20:41,316 --> 01:20:42,749 [Inhales, exhales] 2237 01:20:42,818 --> 01:20:44,080 [Laughs] 2238 01:20:44,152 --> 01:20:46,814 [Music continues] 2239 01:20:47,022 --> 01:20:51,015 Kevin; I'm so glad to be leaving this place, man. 2240 01:20:51,092 --> 01:20:53,686 Don't make any sense. Flowers on the wall. 2241 01:20:53,762 --> 01:20:56,196 What kind of man... this is like a little child's room. 2242 01:20:56,264 --> 01:20:59,563 Too many pillows. Take all day to make up this bed, man. 2243 01:20:59,634 --> 01:21:01,067 I'm glad I'm going. 2244 01:21:01,136 --> 01:21:03,070 Little midget bed. 2245 01:21:03,138 --> 01:21:06,266 I don't know why I buy these things. I don't ever win, anyway. 2246 01:21:07,742 --> 01:21:08,731 Big spin. 2247 01:21:09,878 --> 01:21:11,209 Big spin. 2248 01:21:12,514 --> 01:21:14,004 Big spin. 2249 01:21:14,082 --> 01:21:16,676 Big spin... 2250 01:21:16,751 --> 01:21:17,843 Yes! 2251 01:21:17,919 --> 01:21:19,181 Yes! Yes! 2252 01:21:19,254 --> 01:21:21,017 Baby, baby, baby! 2253 01:21:21,089 --> 01:21:23,182 Oh, yes! I'm gonna be on TV! 2254 01:21:23,258 --> 01:21:24,850 Kevin Franklin in the house! 2255 01:21:24,926 --> 01:21:27,360 Yes! I'm in the house! I'm definitely in the house! 2256 01:21:27,429 --> 01:21:29,522 This is the way we... 2257 01:21:29,598 --> 01:21:32,761 - Hey, buddy. ...loosen up. 2258 01:21:32,834 --> 01:21:34,267 What happened to your nose? 2259 01:21:34,336 --> 01:21:36,964 Jason threw a basketball at my face for no apparent reason... 2260 01:21:37,038 --> 01:21:39,802 some sort of new bounce pass or checking or something. 2261 01:21:39,875 --> 01:21:41,604 Well, you know, he's working on his game. 2262 01:21:41,676 --> 01:21:43,541 - So, who's Kevin Franklin? - Kevin Franklin? 2263 01:21:43,612 --> 01:21:46,740 Yeah. I heard you say... Kevin Franklin was in the house. 2264 01:21:46,815 --> 01:21:48,373 You busted me. 2265 01:21:48,450 --> 01:21:51,715 Kevin Franklin is a millionaire, 2266 01:21:51,786 --> 01:21:54,983 and I often fantasize about being him. 2267 01:21:55,056 --> 01:21:57,024 I mean, I often pretend to be other people. 2268 01:21:57,092 --> 01:21:59,788 I mean, you... you probably do the same thing, don't you? I mean... 2269 01:21:59,861 --> 01:22:02,455 Well, yes. Actually, I have. 2270 01:22:02,531 --> 01:22:03,623 [Chuckles] 2271 01:22:03,698 --> 01:22:06,360 I often fantasize about being Matlock. 2272 01:22:06,434 --> 01:22:07,526 There you go. 2273 01:22:07,602 --> 01:22:10,127 You know, the thing I admire most about you, Derek, 2274 01:22:10,205 --> 01:22:12,503 is your honesty... your openness. 2275 01:22:12,574 --> 01:22:15,441 Oh, the things you've shared with me, the things you've called me on. 2276 01:22:15,510 --> 01:22:17,978 I think being around you has made me a better person. 2277 01:22:18,046 --> 01:22:19,604 Thank you. 2278 01:22:19,681 --> 01:22:21,842 Thank you. 2279 01:22:21,917 --> 01:22:24,408 [Chuckles] 2280 01:22:24,486 --> 01:22:25,919 [Rumbling] 2281 01:22:25,987 --> 01:22:28,512 Sarah; Get him! Get him! Get him! 2282 01:22:28,590 --> 01:22:30,353 Get him! 2283 01:22:30,425 --> 01:22:32,985 - Use... use the knocker. - I'll knock, but you just say "please" once. 2284 01:22:33,061 --> 01:22:34,323 - Please knock. - Thank you. 2285 01:22:34,396 --> 01:22:36,091 Pain in my neck. 2286 01:22:36,164 --> 01:22:38,826 Pay attention. 2287 01:22:38,900 --> 01:22:40,959 [Latch clicks] 2288 01:22:41,036 --> 01:22:44,494 Oh [Chuckles] Hello, little girl. 2289 01:22:44,573 --> 01:22:47,667 Is there a tall black man named Kevin here by any chance? 2290 01:22:47,742 --> 01:22:49,607 - No! - Please... please excuse me. Joey... 2291 01:22:49,678 --> 01:22:52,704 - Aah! Ow! - Caught your fingers there, huh, Pauly? 2292 01:22:52,781 --> 01:22:54,874 - Run for your lives! - Squished! 2293 01:22:54,950 --> 01:22:56,042 Ooh! Smashed him! 2294 01:22:56,117 --> 01:22:57,675 What is it now? 2295 01:22:57,752 --> 01:22:59,811 Where is he? 'Cause I gotta tell you somethin'. 2296 01:22:59,888 --> 01:23:01,879 Nobody does that to my big brother, Pauly. 2297 01:23:01,957 --> 01:23:03,322 - Joey... - You hear what I'm sayin', Pauly? 2298 01:23:03,391 --> 01:23:05,518 - Whoa! - Whoa! - Bad man. 2299 01:23:05,594 --> 01:23:08,188 - [Both stammering] - Mommy says you shouldn't play with guns. 2300 01:23:08,263 --> 01:23:09,560 - Whoa! - Whoa! 2301 01:23:09,631 --> 01:23:10,859 Aah! 2302 01:23:10,932 --> 01:23:12,832 Whoa. [Whistles] 2303 01:23:12,901 --> 01:23:14,459 - [Grunting] - I'm dead. 2304 01:23:14,536 --> 01:23:16,128 - Oh, you're killin' me, Joey. - [Growls, barks] 2305 01:23:16,204 --> 01:23:18,638 - Not on purpose! - We got a snapper, Joey! 2306 01:23:18,707 --> 01:23:21,005 - It's a ratmueller! It's a ratmueller! - Stop him! 2307 01:23:21,076 --> 01:23:24,170 - [Barking] - I don't do good with ratmuellers! Aah! 2308 01:23:24,245 --> 01:23:25,507 - [Laughs] - [Laughs] 2309 01:23:25,580 --> 01:23:28,242 - Okay. Tell 'em goodbye. - [Squeals] 2310 01:23:28,316 --> 01:23:29,408 Whoo! 2311 01:23:29,484 --> 01:23:31,076 Whoo-hoo. You know what? 2312 01:23:31,152 --> 01:23:33,677 Your mommy's right. You should never play with guns. 2313 01:23:33,755 --> 01:23:35,518 I'm gonna get rid of it, okay? 2314 01:23:35,590 --> 01:23:37,558 Derek, is your real name Kevin? 2315 01:23:37,626 --> 01:23:40,527 [Chuckles] Hold that thought, okay? 2316 01:23:40,595 --> 01:23:44,622 [Up-tempo music plays] 2317 01:23:47,135 --> 01:23:48,227 [Clicks] 2318 01:23:48,303 --> 01:23:49,600 [Click, gunshot] 2319 01:23:49,671 --> 01:23:50,899 Whoa. 2320 01:23:51,339 --> 01:23:53,637 - Watch TV. - [Music plays on television] 2321 01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:55,539 - What was that? - What was that boom? 2322 01:23:55,610 --> 01:23:58,374 Two bad men came to the door, and I took their gun. 2323 01:23:58,446 --> 01:24:00,573 [Chuckles] Oh, no. It was... 2324 01:24:00,649 --> 01:24:02,617 there's two bad men on the cartoon. It's so real. 2325 01:24:02,684 --> 01:24:04,413 - It's like... - [Laughing] Oh. 2326 01:24:04,486 --> 01:24:05,418 Yeah. I... 2327 01:24:05,487 --> 01:24:06,715 - Move! - What? 2328 01:24:06,788 --> 01:24:09,052 [Music continues] 2329 01:24:09,124 --> 01:24:11,183 Um, I'm going for a little night jog. 2330 01:24:11,259 --> 01:24:13,090 Are you coming back? 2331 01:24:13,161 --> 01:24:14,059 You bet. 2332 01:24:14,129 --> 01:24:15,391 - Kevin... - Huh? 2333 01:24:15,463 --> 01:24:18,955 I'm really good at keeping secrets. 2334 01:24:19,034 --> 01:24:20,934 [Chuckles] 2335 01:24:21,002 --> 01:24:23,766 - [Barking] - Good dog, Carl. How many times we got to go through this? 2336 01:24:26,574 --> 01:24:29,168 [Engine turns over] 2337 01:24:29,244 --> 01:24:30,506 [Car door closes] 2338 01:24:30,578 --> 01:24:32,273 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 2339 01:24:32,347 --> 01:24:34,406 What happened to your eye, Larry? Let me see that. 2340 01:24:34,482 --> 01:24:37,815 - [Laughing] What happened to you? - Some people just don't appreciate good art. 2341 01:24:37,886 --> 01:24:39,979 [Laughing] I guess not. 2342 01:24:40,055 --> 01:24:41,420 So... 2343 01:24:41,489 --> 01:24:44,822 where's you wants me to drive, Miss Daisy? 2344 01:24:44,893 --> 01:24:47,623 Real funny, man. Just keep driving. 2345 01:24:47,696 --> 01:24:50,961 - It's not my fault you're in trouble, man. I'm just trying to help. - Yeah, right. 2346 01:24:51,032 --> 01:24:54,263 You know, Kevin, one day you're gonna realize that friendship is about give and take. 2347 01:24:54,335 --> 01:24:56,963 But all you do is take... take, take, take! 2348 01:24:57,672 --> 01:25:00,607 Hey, man, where'd you get those shoes from? Those are nice. 2349 01:25:00,675 --> 01:25:01,835 Yeah. 2350 01:25:01,910 --> 01:25:03,673 Yeah. 2351 01:25:03,745 --> 01:25:07,078 [Angelic music plays] 2352 01:25:07,148 --> 01:25:08,672 - Stop the car, man. - Stop the car? 2353 01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:09,682 Stop the car! 2354 01:25:09,751 --> 01:25:10,945 Stop the car now! 2355 01:25:11,019 --> 01:25:13,112 Okay! 2356 01:25:13,188 --> 01:25:15,019 This makes sense now, brother. I'm telling you, it makes sense, man. 2357 01:25:15,090 --> 01:25:17,524 Look, you know, Poseidon was an orphan, too. 2358 01:25:17,592 --> 01:25:19,651 Thank you. Can we go now, Kevin? 2359 01:25:19,728 --> 01:25:22,128 I came here with a class one time, and Sister Mary Winters was trippin'. 2360 01:25:22,197 --> 01:25:24,631 Do you know what the only difference between him and me is? 2361 01:25:24,699 --> 01:25:27,793 He's Greek, he's white, and he's a god. 2362 01:25:27,869 --> 01:25:30,303 He never tried to pass himself off as somebody he wasn't. 2363 01:25:30,371 --> 01:25:31,861 Man, that was a down brother. 2364 01:25:31,940 --> 01:25:34,807 Kevin... thank you for that remarkable insight! Now, can we go?! 2365 01:25:34,876 --> 01:25:36,673 I bet you he never let people down when they were countin' on him. 2366 01:25:36,745 --> 01:25:39,009 Those two Italian brothers come around here looking for you again, 2367 01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,480 I swear to God I don't even know you, and I mean that. 2368 01:25:41,549 --> 01:25:43,244 Larry, I got to go back, man. 2369 01:25:43,318 --> 01:25:45,616 What?! Why?! 2370 01:25:45,687 --> 01:25:48,713 The man's marriage is in trouble, man. I'm his oldest friend in the world. 2371 01:25:48,790 --> 01:25:50,189 You're my oldest friend in the world. 2372 01:25:50,258 --> 01:25:52,317 You're only pretendin' to be his oldest friend in the world! 2373 01:25:52,393 --> 01:25:54,156 So? He's still in trouble. 2374 01:25:54,229 --> 01:25:56,390 And he's got this daughter, Brooke. Man, the girl is messed up. 2375 01:25:56,464 --> 01:25:58,432 - So what? - I lied to a 5-year-old child, man. 2376 01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:01,731 Look, I told her I would be back, man. You can mess a kid up, man. I know. 2377 01:26:01,803 --> 01:26:03,236 Give me the keys. I got to go. 2378 01:26:03,304 --> 01:26:05,568 - I don't want to talk about it. - Kevin... Kevin... Kevin! 2379 01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:08,302 Kevin! You lie to everybody, man. 2380 01:26:08,376 --> 01:26:11,539 You badger me, you have me compromise myself as an artist, 2381 01:26:11,613 --> 01:26:13,911 and you had me risk my life to save you! 2382 01:26:13,982 --> 01:26:16,177 And this is how you treat me?! This is how you pay me back?! 2383 01:26:16,251 --> 01:26:18,481 Hey, brother, forget about it, huh? You forget it. 2384 01:26:18,553 --> 01:26:20,680 If you see me on the other side of the street, you just keep on steppin'! 2385 01:26:20,755 --> 01:26:21,687 I mean that, Kevin! 2386 01:26:21,756 --> 01:26:23,747 You don't get it, do you? 2387 01:26:23,825 --> 01:26:26,123 No. No, I don't get it. 2388 01:26:26,194 --> 01:26:29,391 Why don't you tell me... why the hell are you going back there?! 2389 01:26:29,464 --> 01:26:30,931 You said it yourself, man. 2390 01:26:30,999 --> 01:26:33,900 All my life, man, all I've ever done is take, take, take. 2391 01:26:33,968 --> 01:26:37,563 Kevin... Kevin needs this. Kevin needs this. Kevin's gonna make a million dollars. 2392 01:26:37,639 --> 01:26:39,732 Man, I thought if I made some money, man, 2393 01:26:39,808 --> 01:26:42,572 that would change things... how people thought about me. 2394 01:26:42,644 --> 01:26:44,305 I could be somebody, all right? 2395 01:26:44,379 --> 01:26:45,641 Well, I was wrong, man. 2396 01:26:45,713 --> 01:26:47,840 I learned something these past few days, man. 2397 01:26:47,916 --> 01:26:50,077 It's about friendship... about our friendship, 2398 01:26:50,151 --> 01:26:52,585 about the friendship I made with that family, man... 2399 01:26:52,654 --> 01:26:54,087 that's what it's about. 2400 01:26:54,155 --> 01:26:58,057 That's why I got to go back, Larry. I have to go back. 2401 01:26:58,126 --> 01:27:00,060 - I'll call you. - All right. 2402 01:27:00,128 --> 01:27:02,926 You know, man, relationships are about give and take. 2403 01:27:02,997 --> 01:27:05,591 Now, I know you see it my way. It's about compromise, see? 2404 01:27:05,667 --> 01:27:07,430 - Look how we're friends now. - [Gulps] 2405 01:27:07,502 --> 01:27:10,096 We sit down and enjoy a meal together. That's what men are supposed to do. 2406 01:27:10,171 --> 01:27:12,571 Now, you, you like to chase women, and me, I like to chase women. 2407 01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:15,575 But it's probably different, 'cause dogs, they don't even have to ask permission. 2408 01:27:15,643 --> 01:27:18,009 You just run 'em down. If the girl can't run, that's your woman. 2409 01:27:18,079 --> 01:27:20,274 Want some cake? 2410 01:27:20,348 --> 01:27:23,579 Derek; Thank you for coming in on a holiday like this. 2411 01:27:23,651 --> 01:27:25,881 I hope it wasn't too much of an imposition. 2412 01:27:25,954 --> 01:27:28,616 [Chuckles] No. No, it's... 2413 01:27:28,690 --> 01:27:32,626 Here you go, Dr. Bond. The ones on the bottom are faxes from your clipping service. 2414 01:27:32,694 --> 01:27:34,184 Ah. [Chuckles] 2415 01:27:36,364 --> 01:27:38,730 [Whistling] 2416 01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:40,791 [Door closes] 2417 01:27:40,869 --> 01:27:43,667 Ha. 2418 01:27:43,738 --> 01:27:47,333 [Whistling] 2419 01:27:47,408 --> 01:27:49,569 [Whistling stops] 2420 01:27:49,644 --> 01:27:52,010 [Whistling resumes] 2421 01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:54,344 [Whistles descending tone] 2422 01:27:54,415 --> 01:27:55,575 [Laughs] 2423 01:27:55,650 --> 01:27:57,242 [Bells jingle] 2424 01:27:57,318 --> 01:27:59,013 Yo! What's up?! ST-3 in the house! 2425 01:27:59,087 --> 01:28:01,988 - G-Money, man, how you doin'? - Yo, what's up, kid? 2426 01:28:02,056 --> 01:28:03,990 - I been lookin' for you. [Laughs] - What's goin' on, man? 2427 01:28:04,058 --> 01:28:06,959 - Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. This your woman? - Oh, this is Kelly. 2428 01:28:07,028 --> 01:28:08,256 Yeah, you kinda phat. 2429 01:28:08,329 --> 01:28:10,320 - Hi. [Chuckles] - Yo. 2430 01:28:10,398 --> 01:28:11,660 What, she don't know what I'm talkin' about? 2431 01:28:11,733 --> 01:28:13,132 - She ain't up. She ain't up. - Oh. All right. 2432 01:28:13,201 --> 01:28:15,032 Aah! Not all of us can be down. 2433 01:28:15,103 --> 01:28:16,866 - Come on. You want to go regulate? - Regulate. 2434 01:28:16,938 --> 01:28:19,099 You know, go mix it up, man. Go look for some new h-iz-oneys, you know what I'm sayin'? 2435 01:28:19,173 --> 01:28:22,700 Oh, uh, y-y-yeah, man. I'm down. Let me just deal with the thingy-thing, you know? 2436 01:28:22,777 --> 01:28:24,870 [Both laugh] 2437 01:28:24,946 --> 01:28:26,880 Check it... me and my boy need to take a cruise, all right? 2438 01:28:26,948 --> 01:28:28,279 [Mumbling] 2439 01:28:30,251 --> 01:28:32,549 - It's a nice ride, G-Money. This is nice. - Word up, B. 2440 01:28:32,620 --> 01:28:34,451 Yeah, man. Look, I want to talk to you about somethin'. 2441 01:28:34,522 --> 01:28:35,682 What's up, yo? What's on your mind? 2442 01:28:35,757 --> 01:28:38,021 - Talk about women. - Aw, sookie, sookie, now. 2443 01:28:38,092 --> 01:28:39,354 - Know what I'm sayin'? - Check this out. 2444 01:28:39,427 --> 01:28:40,951 - [Tires screech] - Whoa! Is you crazy, man?! 2445 01:28:41,029 --> 01:28:42,690 - Whoo! - I mean, like... like, chill, B. 2446 01:28:42,764 --> 01:28:44,254 Say you're eating a dinner... a chicken dinner. 2447 01:28:44,332 --> 01:28:45,560 This is your main meal. That's Brooke. 2448 01:28:45,633 --> 01:28:47,498 - Yo, kid... - Know what I'm sayin'? 2449 01:28:47,568 --> 01:28:48,830 - There's a truck comin', man. - That's all right. We're gonna beat this, man. 2450 01:28:48,903 --> 01:28:51,133 - There's a truck, man. There's a truck! - Might not make it. Might not make it! 2451 01:28:51,205 --> 01:28:52,672 - [Horn blares] - Aah! 2452 01:28:52,740 --> 01:28:54,332 - No. - [Tires screech] 2453 01:28:54,409 --> 01:28:55,899 - Yo, B! - What? 2454 01:28:55,977 --> 01:28:57,706 - You be on the train tracks, yo! - What? 2455 01:28:57,779 --> 01:29:00,213 You know, you're right! These country roads all look the same! 2456 01:29:00,281 --> 01:29:01,305 Now, where was I? 2457 01:29:01,382 --> 01:29:02,872 - [Whimpers] Chicken. - Chicken... that's right. 2458 01:29:02,951 --> 01:29:05,419 Say you're at home and you're gonna make yourself a gourmet meal tonight. 2459 01:29:05,486 --> 01:29:07,920 - Right. - You got yourself some golden bird. 2460 01:29:07,989 --> 01:29:11,481 - This is, like, free-range, no chemicals. This is a bad bird. - [Weakly] Bad bird. 2461 01:29:11,559 --> 01:29:13,720 - And know what? You're greedy. - Greedy. 2462 01:29:13,795 --> 01:29:16,923 - And you're smellin' this bird, so you can't wait. So know what you do? - I-I don't know what I do. 2463 01:29:16,998 --> 01:29:19,023 You go down and get yourself some Chicken McNuggets. 2464 01:29:19,100 --> 01:29:22,160 Yo, man, if you're hungry, we can go to Mickey D's, man! We can go to Ronald McDonald's! 2465 01:29:22,236 --> 01:29:23,669 No, man! You're missin' the whole point here, S.T. 2466 01:29:23,738 --> 01:29:25,330 - [Whimpers] - I got it! I got it! 2467 01:29:25,406 --> 01:29:27,067 [Laughs] I'm okay! Whoo! Look! 2468 01:29:27,141 --> 01:29:29,200 - We're goin' 50 miles an hour! I can't even feel it! - I-I can feel it! 2469 01:29:29,277 --> 01:29:31,939 - That's 'cause your body's young, you know? - I have a young butt. I have a young butt. 2470 01:29:32,013 --> 01:29:33,378 I have a very young butt! 2471 01:29:33,448 --> 01:29:34,676 - [Train horn blows] - [Gasps] 2472 01:29:34,749 --> 01:29:35,875 - Aha! - There is a train. 2473 01:29:35,950 --> 01:29:37,008 - Train. - What? Truck? 2474 01:29:37,085 --> 01:29:38,677 - Train... there's a train comin', B! - Truck? 2475 01:29:38,753 --> 01:29:40,015 Yo, there's a train comin', B! 2476 01:29:40,088 --> 01:29:42,522 [Bell ringing] 2477 01:29:42,590 --> 01:29:45,218 - Train! Train! - I can't see it! I need my glasses. 2478 01:29:45,293 --> 01:29:47,523 - There is a train! - Now, let me get to the point here. 2479 01:29:47,595 --> 01:29:50,928 - Train... - Now, Brooke, that's that gourmet meal you got waitin' at home 2480 01:29:50,999 --> 01:29:52,967 - [Wheezing] - She thinks she's the only dish you have. 2481 01:29:53,034 --> 01:29:54,524 [Train horn blares] 2482 01:29:54,602 --> 01:29:56,297 And know what you're doing because you're the mack? 2483 01:29:56,371 --> 01:29:58,271 - No... the train. - You been goin' out with a Chicken McNugget. 2484 01:29:58,339 --> 01:30:00,739 Go out with a nugget! I'm with a nugget! Kelly's a greasy nugget! 2485 01:30:00,808 --> 01:30:02,867 - Oh, it's unhealthy! - It's unhealthy! 2486 01:30:02,944 --> 01:30:04,969 - There you go. - It's unhealthy! There you go. 2487 01:30:05,046 --> 01:30:08,277 I'm just gonna stop and take a look, man. This is some beautiful country out here. 2488 01:30:08,349 --> 01:30:09,873 - [Train horn blares] - Where are you going, sir?! 2489 01:30:09,951 --> 01:30:11,612 We need to talk, man. 2490 01:30:11,686 --> 01:30:13,313 - [Horn blares] - I think two men should talk. 2491 01:30:13,388 --> 01:30:15,788 - I have a chance to teach you something. You know what I'm talking about? 2492 01:30:15,890 --> 01:30:17,721 - Now, how old are you, man... 16? 18? - I'm 16 years old, sir! 2493 01:30:17,792 --> 01:30:19,919 You have these raging hormones, man. I know you want to be a man. 2494 01:30:19,994 --> 01:30:21,962 [Horn blares] 2495 01:30:22,030 --> 01:30:23,657 - You know what a man spends most of his life doing? - What?! 2496 01:30:23,731 --> 01:30:26,222 - He begs. - I'm begging you! I'm begging you for my keys! 2497 01:30:26,300 --> 01:30:27,130 - No, no, no, no, no. - Please give me my keys! 2498 01:30:27,201 --> 01:30:28,998 You don't beg me. You beg your woman. 2499 01:30:29,070 --> 01:30:30,401 I w... I will beg my woman! 2500 01:30:30,471 --> 01:30:32,405 - For forgiveness! - I will beg Brooke for forgiveness! 2501 01:30:32,473 --> 01:30:34,407 - You beg for forgiveness! - [Screams] 2502 01:30:34,475 --> 01:30:37,137 - [Laughs] - [Sobs] 2503 01:30:37,211 --> 01:30:39,475 - [Horn blares] - You didn't have to worry about the train. 2504 01:30:39,547 --> 01:30:41,981 I'm glad we learned something here. You're not from the 'hood, okay? 2505 01:30:42,050 --> 01:30:43,608 - Yeah. - Be yourself. 2506 01:30:43,684 --> 01:30:45,015 Now, you want me to drive or you to drive? 2507 01:30:45,086 --> 01:30:46,883 I'll drive. You look shook up. I'll drive. 2508 01:30:46,954 --> 01:30:49,582 Now, how do I get back to the city from here? 2509 01:30:49,657 --> 01:30:52,251 We got a couple more things to take care of. This is a bumpy road, man. 2510 01:30:52,326 --> 01:30:56,319 [Indistinct voices] 2511 01:31:01,502 --> 01:31:03,265 Yeah! Yeah! Get down, man! Get... 2512 01:31:03,337 --> 01:31:06,170 What's up? I'm looking for a Gary Young. 2513 01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:09,266 He's upstairs in the stacks. You'll find him. He's the only one here. 2514 01:31:09,343 --> 01:31:10,571 Gary? 2515 01:31:10,645 --> 01:31:12,909 Gary; d She's a brick... house d 2516 01:31:12,980 --> 01:31:16,746 d Mighty, mighty, lettin' it all hang out d 2517 01:31:16,818 --> 01:31:21,482 d She's a brick... hou-u-se d 2518 01:31:21,556 --> 01:31:23,217 - d She's mighty mighty... d - [Laughs] Gary. 2519 01:31:23,291 --> 01:31:25,020 Hey! What are you doing here? 2520 01:31:25,093 --> 01:31:28,620 I need to talk to you about something. I'm just gonna come out and say it, man. 2521 01:31:28,696 --> 01:31:31,164 - You're messing up big-time. - What do you mean? 2522 01:31:31,232 --> 01:31:35,066 Jason, man, he thinks he's gonna let you down if he doesn't become the next Michael Jordan. 2523 01:31:35,136 --> 01:31:38,697 And Brooke, the girl is wearing black, hanging out in graveyards like a vampire. 2524 01:31:38,773 --> 01:31:43,506 Kind of scary, Gary. All they want you to do is say that you love them. Oh, I'm not through yet. 2525 01:31:43,578 --> 01:31:47,480 When your wife, Emily, finds out that you have taken over this Beaver Meadows account, 2526 01:31:47,548 --> 01:31:50,517 you're gonna be in the doghouse big-time, brother. 2527 01:31:50,585 --> 01:31:52,075 Emily will understand. 2528 01:31:52,153 --> 01:31:55,316 It's not like I have a whole hell of a lot of choice in the situation. 2529 01:31:55,389 --> 01:31:58,881 Oh, Gary, please. Will you quit lying to yourself? 2530 01:31:58,960 --> 01:32:00,860 If you take over this Beaver Meadows account, 2531 01:32:00,928 --> 01:32:02,919 you'll just be selling your wife down the river. 2532 01:32:02,997 --> 01:32:05,022 But I made a promise to Mr. Pike. 2533 01:32:05,099 --> 01:32:08,398 Come on, Gary. If you turn this account down, I mean, what's he gonna do, fire you? 2534 01:32:08,469 --> 01:32:09,595 Yeah, probably. 2535 01:32:09,670 --> 01:32:10,932 O- Okay. 2536 01:32:11,005 --> 01:32:13,200 S- So you have a little less income. 2537 01:32:13,274 --> 01:32:15,868 You'll still be rich because of your family. 2538 01:32:15,943 --> 01:32:17,570 You'll be rich in love. 2539 01:32:19,447 --> 01:32:22,280 [Brakes squeak] 2540 01:32:28,623 --> 01:32:31,057 Yeah. 2541 01:32:31,125 --> 01:32:33,389 [Exhales deeply] 2542 01:32:33,461 --> 01:32:34,951 [Bells jingle] 2543 01:32:35,029 --> 01:32:37,623 ...People's response to biodegradable... - Mr. Pike... 2544 01:32:37,698 --> 01:32:39,723 - Hey. - Oh. - What are you doing here? 2545 01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:43,099 Mother and I were checking out the competition. [Laughs] 2546 01:32:43,171 --> 01:32:45,401 Jerry, my boy, hand me a napkin. 2547 01:32:45,473 --> 01:32:48,965 - Hey! - It's Gary, not "little boy." 2548 01:32:49,043 --> 01:32:51,477 Seven long years ago, 2549 01:32:51,546 --> 01:32:54,140 you duped me into believing I had a future 2550 01:32:54,215 --> 01:32:56,274 at Pike, Petersen, Kidde, and Peabody. 2551 01:32:56,350 --> 01:32:59,581 But you never had any intention of making me a senior partner! 2552 01:32:59,654 --> 01:33:01,178 See, that's... this is f... 2553 01:33:01,255 --> 01:33:03,450 Oh, and did I mention that you're a bigot 2554 01:33:03,524 --> 01:33:06,084 - [Grunts] - And a backstabbing buffoon? 2555 01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:07,092 - Hoo-hoo! - Whoo! 2556 01:33:07,161 --> 01:33:08,128 Yes! 2557 01:33:08,196 --> 01:33:10,664 Well, if you'll excuse me now, 2558 01:33:10,731 --> 01:33:14,098 I have a loving wife to whom I owe a serious apology. 2559 01:33:14,168 --> 01:33:17,331 Gary, this isn't like you. 2560 01:33:17,405 --> 01:33:19,134 I know. 2561 01:33:19,207 --> 01:33:20,765 - [Cone crunches] - Come on, mother. Let's go home. - Oh, Dad. 2562 01:33:20,841 --> 01:33:21,933 [Bells jingle] 2563 01:33:22,009 --> 01:33:23,772 I have been such a... 2564 01:33:23,844 --> 01:33:25,869 well, the word "jerk" springs to mind. 2565 01:33:25,947 --> 01:33:27,209 [Laughs] 2566 01:33:27,281 --> 01:33:30,808 I think I was picking on you because... 2567 01:33:30,885 --> 01:33:33,649 I felt threatened by your success. 2568 01:33:33,721 --> 01:33:35,154 Gary? 2569 01:33:35,223 --> 01:33:37,487 Can you forgive me? 2570 01:33:37,558 --> 01:33:39,492 Of course. 2571 01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:41,858 But... honey... 2572 01:33:41,929 --> 01:33:43,692 you just quit your job. 2573 01:33:43,764 --> 01:33:46,597 Well, I'm applying for a new one. 2574 01:33:46,667 --> 01:33:49,795 - What? Where? - In-house counsel for Emily's Yogurt Madness, 2575 01:33:49,870 --> 01:33:52,304 the fastest-growing chain in the Tristate Area. 2576 01:33:52,373 --> 01:33:54,773 Oh, yeah? What makes you think they're gonna hire you? 2577 01:33:54,842 --> 01:33:56,434 I'll take my chances, 2578 01:33:56,510 --> 01:34:00,002 'cause you're a brick... hou-u-se. 2579 01:34:00,081 --> 01:34:01,981 - d She's a brick... house d - You might have some soul after all. 2580 01:34:02,049 --> 01:34:03,448 - [Laughs] - All right. 2581 01:34:03,517 --> 01:34:04,609 Come here. 2582 01:34:04,685 --> 01:34:06,414 - Aw! - Aw! - Aw! - Oh! 2583 01:34:06,487 --> 01:34:08,978 - d Just lettin' it all hang out... d - Oh! Oh! 2584 01:34:09,056 --> 01:34:10,318 d She's a brick... d 2585 01:34:10,391 --> 01:34:12,985 [Brakes squeak] 2586 01:34:13,060 --> 01:34:14,652 [Birds chirping] 2587 01:34:14,729 --> 01:34:15,957 [Car door opens] 2588 01:34:16,163 --> 01:34:17,130 [Chuckles] 2589 01:34:17,198 --> 01:34:18,961 [Emily laughs] 2590 01:34:19,033 --> 01:34:20,295 Aah. 2591 01:34:20,368 --> 01:34:23,166 Sucking up to the new boss, huh? 2592 01:34:23,237 --> 01:34:24,932 - Old habits die hard. - Uh, guys... 2593 01:34:25,006 --> 01:34:26,974 I'm not the good friend you think I am. 2594 01:34:27,041 --> 01:34:30,306 - No. You're better. - No. Seriously, man. I need to tell you something. 2595 01:34:30,378 --> 01:34:32,573 Come on, big guy. Don't go all mushy on us. 2596 01:34:32,647 --> 01:34:35,707 - [Laughing] Oh, look at Jason's skateboard! - That kid! Guys... Emily... Gary... 2597 01:34:35,783 --> 01:34:37,410 - [Emily laughing] - Gary, listen to me. Gary? Gary? 2598 01:34:37,485 --> 01:34:39,316 [Emily gasps] 2599 01:34:40,454 --> 01:34:41,421 Jason. 2600 01:34:41,489 --> 01:34:44,151 - Gary, will you... - Oh, God. 2601 01:34:44,225 --> 01:34:48,491 I want you to know I don't care if you grow up to be a star basketball player. 2602 01:34:48,562 --> 01:34:52,658 Look at me. I don't care what you grow up to be, as long as you grow up happy. 2603 01:34:52,733 --> 01:34:54,257 Dad... 2604 01:34:54,335 --> 01:34:55,996 Aah! What do you want? 2605 01:34:56,070 --> 01:34:58,561 - Oh, Carl. - [Whimpering] 2606 01:34:58,639 --> 01:35:02,700 - Got a loaded weapon, you got three beautiful kids. Don't even try to run, there, big guy. - Oh, no. 2607 01:35:02,777 --> 01:35:05,769 Let me tell you, this guy right here is a pain in the neck. I was gonna have to shoot him. 2608 01:35:05,846 --> 01:35:09,907 I would strongly suggest that you reconsider these hostile and antisocial tough-guy antics. 2609 01:35:09,984 --> 01:35:11,884 I, for one, am not impressed. 2610 01:35:11,952 --> 01:35:14,182 - You see what I'm sayin'? - You must be Kevin Franklin. 2611 01:35:14,255 --> 01:35:15,517 No, this is Derek Bond, D.D.S. 2612 01:35:15,589 --> 01:35:17,580 - Who's Derek Bond, D.D. S? - He is. 2613 01:35:17,658 --> 01:35:19,125 - Who? - Derek Bond, D.D. S.! 2614 01:35:19,193 --> 01:35:20,387 - You are? - No, he's not! 2615 01:35:20,461 --> 01:35:21,758 - Yes, he is! Who are you? - Huh? 2616 01:35:21,829 --> 01:35:24,263 - He says he's Derek. - He can't be, 'cause he's an idiot. 2617 01:35:24,332 --> 01:35:25,924 And he talks too much. 2618 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:28,969 This is nonsense! I am the real Derek Bond, D.D.S., 2619 01:35:29,036 --> 01:35:33,370 and I strongly suggest that you lower that damnable weapon before you hurt someone. 2620 01:35:33,441 --> 01:35:35,739 Joey, I-I gotta do it. I got... hmm... 2621 01:35:35,810 --> 01:35:38,142 - Gary, I need to tell... - No, let me handle this. Let me handle this. 2622 01:35:38,212 --> 01:35:39,440 If you're Derek Bond, 2623 01:35:39,513 --> 01:35:42,641 then sing the Camp Mapleridge song. 2624 01:35:42,717 --> 01:35:44,446 - Yeah! - That's ridiculous! 2625 01:35:44,518 --> 01:35:47,043 - That was 25 years ago! - Uh-huh. 2626 01:35:47,121 --> 01:35:50,784 d Oh, Mapleridge, oh, Mapleridge d 2627 01:35:50,858 --> 01:35:53,326 - d We come to you each summer d - Honey... 2628 01:35:53,394 --> 01:35:56,420 - Honey... honey... - d Oh, Mapleridge, oh, Mapleridge d 2629 01:35:56,497 --> 01:35:58,328 - Honey... - d Where all our friends... d 2630 01:35:58,399 --> 01:35:59,923 - [Gunshot] - Aah! - Oh! 2631 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,968 [Hissing] 2632 01:36:02,036 --> 01:36:03,560 This is asinine! 2633 01:36:03,637 --> 01:36:05,298 This man is an impostor! 2634 01:36:05,373 --> 01:36:07,466 - Finally... someone with a little sense. - [Door closes] 2635 01:36:07,541 --> 01:36:10,738 I checked with the American Dental Association registry, 2636 01:36:10,811 --> 01:36:13,336 and the photo of Derek Bond, D.D.S., 2637 01:36:13,414 --> 01:36:16,076 shows a much uglier man. 2638 01:36:16,150 --> 01:36:18,084 You! 2639 01:36:18,152 --> 01:36:21,519 T- T-Truly a great pleasure to meet the real you at last! 2640 01:36:21,589 --> 01:36:23,147 Ah. 2641 01:36:23,224 --> 01:36:24,953 - [Grunts] - Well, gotta run. 2642 01:36:25,025 --> 01:36:26,720 - Unh-unh. - I-I gotta run the 5K. 2643 01:36:26,794 --> 01:36:28,591 Right here, pal. Nobody's goin' nowhere. 2644 01:36:28,662 --> 01:36:30,186 Now, grab Franklin. Let's get out of here. 2645 01:36:30,264 --> 01:36:31,754 Wait. 2646 01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:35,198 Are you really Kevin whatchamacallit? 2647 01:36:35,269 --> 01:36:36,201 Yes. 2648 01:36:36,270 --> 01:36:38,329 I'm Kevin Franklin. 2649 01:36:41,709 --> 01:36:42,767 You lied to us? 2650 01:36:44,845 --> 01:36:48,872 We invited you into our home. We threw a party for you. We introduced you to our friends. 2651 01:36:48,949 --> 01:36:51,315 We trusted you with our kids. 2652 01:36:51,385 --> 01:36:54,149 We... we played golf together. 2653 01:36:54,221 --> 01:36:56,052 And you lied to us. 2654 01:36:56,123 --> 01:36:57,181 Tsss. 2655 01:36:57,258 --> 01:36:59,886 Look, Gary... l'm sorry. 2656 01:36:59,960 --> 01:37:01,894 L- I didn't mean to hurt you or your family. 2657 01:37:01,962 --> 01:37:03,896 It's... I want you to know something. 2658 01:37:03,964 --> 01:37:06,398 I appreciate everything that you've done for me. 2659 01:37:06,467 --> 01:37:10,164 All right! All right! All right! All right! Enough w-with the sentiments, all right?! 2660 01:37:10,237 --> 01:37:13,764 He lied to you! Big deal, all right?! Just... just... just... just forget it! 2661 01:37:13,841 --> 01:37:17,402 Givin' me a big, fat headache. Everybody's just makin' me nuts, okay? 2662 01:37:17,478 --> 01:37:20,311 Now, grab Franklin and let's get out of here! Please! 2663 01:37:20,381 --> 01:37:22,144 And if I was youse, 2664 01:37:22,216 --> 01:37:25,379 I would stay out of it before somebody gets pissed. 2665 01:37:25,453 --> 01:37:27,045 - "Were you." - Excuse me? 2666 01:37:27,121 --> 01:37:29,385 The subjunctive... "if I were you." 2667 01:37:29,457 --> 01:37:31,721 - I'm gonna kill him. - Brooke! 2668 01:37:31,792 --> 01:37:34,761 - [Whimpers] - Brooke! Brooke, please, please just listen to me. Just listen to me. 2669 01:37:34,829 --> 01:37:37,024 I am sorry. I am sorry. 2670 01:37:37,097 --> 01:37:39,258 I've done a lot of things wrong, and I'm apologizing right now. 2671 01:37:39,333 --> 01:37:42,700 I realize that I treated you really bad... I mean, like, really, really Yucky. 2672 01:37:42,770 --> 01:37:45,762 L- I'm begging you. I am begging right now... there it is! There it is! 2673 01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:48,434 I am begging you, a-ight? I mean, all right? 2674 01:37:48,509 --> 01:37:51,069 Please, will you forgive me? 2675 01:37:51,812 --> 01:37:54,542 Unh-unh. No way, no how. See ya. 2676 01:37:54,615 --> 01:37:57,015 Unh-unh. No way, no how. See ya. 2677 01:37:57,084 --> 01:37:59,848 All right! All right! Come on, Romeo! You're breakin' my heart! 2678 01:37:59,920 --> 01:38:02,047 - Grab him and let's get out of here, Joey. - [Weakly] What's going on here? 2679 01:38:02,122 --> 01:38:03,419 Come on! 2680 01:38:03,491 --> 01:38:05,584 - I'll miss you. - I'm gonna miss you, too, Sarah. 2681 01:38:05,659 --> 01:38:08,594 - Yeah. Come on. Beat it, kid. - Honey... honey, please. 2682 01:38:08,662 --> 01:38:10,755 I appreciate everything you've done. Bye. 2683 01:38:10,831 --> 01:38:12,594 - Bye, guys. Bye. - Aw, come on! Come on! 2684 01:38:12,666 --> 01:38:14,793 My legs are killin' me. Let's get out of here. 2685 01:38:14,869 --> 01:38:15,961 [Door closes] 2686 01:38:16,036 --> 01:38:17,970 Well... 2687 01:38:18,038 --> 01:38:21,474 you know, I haven't had a milkshake in three weeks. 2688 01:38:21,542 --> 01:38:24,534 I'm gonna run in this race if it kills me. 2689 01:38:27,648 --> 01:38:30,879 Is the back door open? 2690 01:38:30,951 --> 01:38:32,248 Let's go! 2691 01:38:32,319 --> 01:38:34,446 Pauly; Get in the back! 2692 01:38:34,522 --> 01:38:35,819 Just get in the back! 2693 01:38:35,890 --> 01:38:38,825 - [Car doors closing] - He really wasn't such a bad guy. 2694 01:38:38,893 --> 01:38:40,326 He understood me. 2695 01:38:40,394 --> 01:38:42,419 He taught me the bounce pass. 2696 01:38:42,496 --> 01:38:45,397 He watched cartoons with me. 2697 01:38:45,466 --> 01:38:47,627 He made me stand up to my boss. 2698 01:38:47,701 --> 01:38:49,760 You... 2699 01:38:49,837 --> 01:38:52,135 [Exhales sharply] Don't stare at me. 2700 01:38:52,206 --> 01:38:55,073 I'm not the two-bit criminal who's into the mob for $50,000. 2701 01:38:55,142 --> 01:38:57,838 50 grand? Is that the problem? 2702 01:38:57,912 --> 01:39:00,779 Well, if 50 grand is all that stands between my oldest friend and his life, then... 2703 01:39:00,848 --> 01:39:03,510 Kevin Franklin is your oldest friend? 2704 01:39:03,584 --> 01:39:06,314 [Chuckles] That man bamboozled you. 2705 01:39:06,387 --> 01:39:07,979 Well, at least he had good reason. 2706 01:39:08,055 --> 01:39:09,750 I'm a Young, damn it, not a worm. 2707 01:39:09,823 --> 01:39:11,791 Someone attacks one of my friends, they attack me. 2708 01:39:11,859 --> 01:39:13,451 I'm going after him. 2709 01:39:13,527 --> 01:39:16,087 - Jason; I'm going, too! - Brooke; Me too, Dad! - [Carl barks] 2710 01:39:16,163 --> 01:39:18,256 Honey, wait! 2711 01:39:18,332 --> 01:39:20,027 - We're coming, too! - Wait for me, Daddy! 2712 01:39:20,100 --> 01:39:21,294 Let's go, Carl! 2713 01:39:21,368 --> 01:39:23,598 - [Carl barking] - Wait for me! - Come on! Hurry! 2714 01:39:26,006 --> 01:39:29,169 [Tires screech, engine revs] 2715 01:39:31,245 --> 01:39:33,873 - [Whistle blows] - Hey, Pauly. Pauly. 2716 01:39:33,948 --> 01:39:34,846 What, Joey? 2717 01:39:34,915 --> 01:39:37,543 Come on. Hey! Hey! You can't go there! 2718 01:39:37,618 --> 01:39:39,518 I was just gonna say that you can't turn there. 2719 01:39:39,587 --> 01:39:41,145 Well, why didn't you tell me before?! What's the matter with you? 2720 01:39:41,221 --> 01:39:43,451 - You never listen. - Shut up! Just shut up! 2721 01:39:44,224 --> 01:39:46,488 - [Engine revs, tires screech] - Whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey! 2722 01:39:46,560 --> 01:39:49,222 - Hey, I got to get through here. - Nobody gets through till after the race. Come on. 2723 01:39:49,296 --> 01:39:51,230 You can't le... you can't leave your car! Hey! 2724 01:39:51,298 --> 01:39:53,459 Hey, buddy, you can't leave your car here! Hey! 2725 01:39:53,534 --> 01:39:54,660 [Children shouting] 2726 01:39:54,735 --> 01:39:56,396 - Whoa! - Yeah! 2727 01:39:56,470 --> 01:39:58,836 Man; Runners, prepare to take your marks. 2728 01:39:58,906 --> 01:40:00,396 Runners, to your marks. 2729 01:40:00,474 --> 01:40:02,567 Race time in five minutes. 2730 01:40:02,643 --> 01:40:03,735 Ah, ah, ah. 2731 01:40:03,811 --> 01:40:05,802 Five minutes to race time. 2732 01:40:05,879 --> 01:40:06,811 Shoot him. 2733 01:40:06,880 --> 01:40:08,973 Yeah, but, Pauly, uh, we should go somewhere else, 2734 01:40:09,049 --> 01:40:11,381 because if I was to shoot him here, it would be all messy. 2735 01:40:11,452 --> 01:40:14,512 - Here, Pauly. - Joey, we'll take it to a carwash! Just shoot him! 2736 01:40:17,324 --> 01:40:19,724 All right, you proud runners of Sewickley, 2737 01:40:19,793 --> 01:40:21,590 you're... off! 2738 01:40:21,662 --> 01:40:22,856 - [Gasps] - Aah! 2739 01:40:22,930 --> 01:40:24,158 - [Grunts] - [Grunts] 2740 01:40:24,231 --> 01:40:25,391 - What was that? - You lost him again. 2741 01:40:25,466 --> 01:40:28,094 [Crowd cheering] 2742 01:40:28,168 --> 01:40:29,430 Man; Hey! 2743 01:40:29,503 --> 01:40:31,198 - Aah! - Hey, watch it. Watch it. 2744 01:40:31,271 --> 01:40:33,364 Sorry. [Laughs] 2745 01:40:33,440 --> 01:40:35,738 - [Crowd cheering] - Come on, buddy. Let's go. 2746 01:40:35,809 --> 01:40:38,073 What? Who? Gary. 2747 01:40:38,145 --> 01:40:39,612 - Hey. - Comin' through. 2748 01:40:39,680 --> 01:40:41,170 - Get 'em, Joey! - I can't get 'em! They're gone! 2749 01:40:41,248 --> 01:40:43,011 There they go! Get 'em! 2750 01:40:43,083 --> 01:40:46,177 Hey, Gary, old buddy, Y- You can't be in the race without a number. 2751 01:40:46,253 --> 01:40:48,187 You too. Now, go get 'em! 2752 01:40:48,255 --> 01:40:50,189 [Tires screech, engine revs] 2753 01:40:50,257 --> 01:40:52,350 [Thud, wood clatters] 2754 01:40:52,426 --> 01:40:53,916 Hey, there they are. 2755 01:40:53,994 --> 01:40:56,394 - This way! - [Crowd shouting and whistling] 2756 01:40:56,463 --> 01:40:57,953 Hey! 2757 01:40:58,032 --> 01:40:59,795 Let's go. Come on, now. Come on, now. Let's go. Let's go. 2758 01:40:59,867 --> 01:41:01,528 Course violation! 2759 01:41:01,602 --> 01:41:03,229 [Crowd shouting] 2760 01:41:03,303 --> 01:41:06,204 Pump those arms! Come on, now! Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig! 2761 01:41:06,273 --> 01:41:07,240 Ow! 2762 01:41:07,307 --> 01:41:08,638 - Is that him? That's him. - That's him. 2763 01:41:08,709 --> 01:41:10,142 [Crowd cheering] 2764 01:41:10,210 --> 01:41:11,802 I got a little cramp. 2765 01:41:11,879 --> 01:41:14,040 - [Panting] - This way. I know what you need. 2766 01:41:15,516 --> 01:41:17,507 [Both breathing heavily] 2767 01:41:17,584 --> 01:41:18,915 Mmm. 2768 01:41:20,487 --> 01:41:22,318 I know these people. 2769 01:41:22,389 --> 01:41:23,947 - [Tires screech] - Oh! There they go! There they go! 2770 01:41:24,024 --> 01:41:25,616 All right. Right through here. 2771 01:41:25,693 --> 01:41:29,220 It's all right. These people are friends of mine, so we'll just mingle. 2772 01:41:29,296 --> 01:41:31,560 - Okay. Mingle. - Let's get some chicken. 2773 01:41:31,632 --> 01:41:34,260 [Tires screech] 2774 01:41:34,334 --> 01:41:35,926 - Woman; Hey, Bobby! - Now, listen, 2775 01:41:36,003 --> 01:41:38,597 you were running away, you stumbled on us, 2776 01:41:38,672 --> 01:41:41,266 and you ended up helping us more than we helped you, 2777 01:41:41,341 --> 01:41:42,433 so come on. 2778 01:41:42,509 --> 01:41:44,500 There's got to be some way out of this. 2779 01:41:46,580 --> 01:41:49,674 [Exhales deeply] Well... there's one way. 2780 01:41:49,750 --> 01:41:50,774 What? 2781 01:41:50,851 --> 01:41:52,113 Just find 'em, would ya? 2782 01:41:52,186 --> 01:41:54,620 Oh, it's pretty, oh, look! Barbecue! 2783 01:41:54,688 --> 01:41:58,180 This ticket could be worth $ 1 million. 2784 01:41:58,258 --> 01:41:59,520 Hello, girls. 2785 01:41:59,593 --> 01:42:01,117 - Hi. - [Chuckles] 2786 01:42:01,195 --> 01:42:02,423 - There he is! - Oh, man! 2787 01:42:02,496 --> 01:42:03,428 [Panting] 2788 01:42:03,497 --> 01:42:04,759 [Crowd cheering] 2789 01:42:04,832 --> 01:42:06,823 Oh, for Christ's sake. 2790 01:42:06,900 --> 01:42:09,095 Gary "Benedict Arnold" Young! 2791 01:42:09,169 --> 01:42:10,932 - You cheater! - Is that... 2792 01:42:11,004 --> 01:42:13,837 What's another $950,000, more or less? 2793 01:42:13,907 --> 01:42:16,000 You're already rich. So you have a little less income. 2794 01:42:16,076 --> 01:42:17,703 You're still a rich man 2795 01:42:17,778 --> 01:42:19,609 because of your incredible friends, 2796 01:42:19,680 --> 01:42:22,513 your family, the Young family. 2797 01:42:22,583 --> 01:42:23,550 You're rich in love. 2798 01:42:23,617 --> 01:42:25,016 Mayor; And in a show 2799 01:42:25,085 --> 01:42:26,780 of good sportsmanship, our winners are 2800 01:42:26,854 --> 01:42:29,448 our own Gary Young and his houseguest, Derek Bond! 2801 01:42:29,523 --> 01:42:30,649 Hey! 2802 01:42:30,724 --> 01:42:32,851 You saw it, right?! Are you blind?! 2803 01:42:32,926 --> 01:42:35,622 - When I get through with you, you're dead meat... - Happy, no. 2804 01:42:35,696 --> 01:42:37,687 ... quiverin' on the highway. 2805 01:42:37,765 --> 01:42:39,198 [Crowd cheering] 2806 01:42:39,266 --> 01:42:40,528 [Breathing heavily] 2807 01:42:40,601 --> 01:42:41,533 Aah! 2808 01:42:41,602 --> 01:42:43,968 - Pauly! Pauly! - Aah! 2809 01:42:44,037 --> 01:42:46,164 Oh! Happy... Happy, I got him right here. Hold on a minute. 2810 01:42:46,240 --> 01:42:47,673 The pinhead put me on hold. 2811 01:42:47,741 --> 01:42:49,504 Stick 'em up. Come on. Let's go. Come on. 2812 01:42:49,576 --> 01:42:51,373 - Not you. - Oh. 2813 01:42:51,445 --> 01:42:52,639 - In the car, pal. - Wait. Kevin... 2814 01:42:52,713 --> 01:42:54,738 - Huh? - Kevin... 2815 01:42:54,815 --> 01:42:55,679 Huh? 2816 01:42:55,749 --> 01:42:56,773 Oh. 2817 01:42:56,850 --> 01:42:59,045 I might have something you'd be interested in. 2818 01:42:59,119 --> 01:43:01,553 Not interested. N. I... . No interest. No interest. No interest. 2819 01:43:01,622 --> 01:43:03,055 - Lottery ticket. - Lotto schmotto. 2820 01:43:03,123 --> 01:43:04,351 Lotto? Good. Get it. 2821 01:43:04,424 --> 01:43:05,413 Let me see this. 2822 01:43:05,492 --> 01:43:07,483 W... Happy... I'm tellin' you, 2823 01:43:07,561 --> 01:43:10,860 you're gonna be v- very happy here... e- extremely happy, Happy. 2824 01:43:10,931 --> 01:43:14,059 ["Jingle Bell Day" plays] 2825 01:43:14,134 --> 01:43:17,069 d Jingle bells... d 2826 01:43:17,137 --> 01:43:20,834 [Tires screech] 2827 01:43:20,908 --> 01:43:22,170 - Whoo! - [Metal crunching] 2828 01:43:22,242 --> 01:43:23,675 Right. [Laughs] 2829 01:43:23,744 --> 01:43:25,439 Hey, yeah! Brand-new car, same old driver. 2830 01:43:25,512 --> 01:43:27,776 Man, you almost tore this car up parking. 2831 01:43:27,848 --> 01:43:30,373 What you talkin' about? I didn't hit nothing. That's the way a Porsche parks. 2832 01:43:30,450 --> 01:43:31,542 Yeah. 2833 01:43:31,618 --> 01:43:33,108 Hey, hey! 2834 01:43:33,187 --> 01:43:36,213 "Kevin Franklin In the House... Handbook for Houseguests"! 2835 01:43:36,290 --> 01:43:38,315 This book paid for this Porsche, didn't it? 2836 01:43:38,392 --> 01:43:40,860 - Well, you know, success does have its advantages. - Yeah, yeah. Right, right, right. 2837 01:43:40,928 --> 01:43:43,419 - Hey, this is a great house, Kevin. - Hey, respect the people's house, okay? 2838 01:43:43,497 --> 01:43:45,362 - Emily; Merry Christmas, Kevin. - [Children shouting] 2839 01:43:45,432 --> 01:43:47,093 - Merry Christmas, everybody! - How you doin'? 2840 01:43:47,167 --> 01:43:49,397 Barnes & Noble has been sold out of these for three weeks. 2841 01:43:49,469 --> 01:43:50,902 - Oh, bestseller. - This is a hot... 2842 01:43:50,971 --> 01:43:52,563 Hey, you telling them stories again? 2843 01:43:52,639 --> 01:43:53,663 [Laughs] 2844 01:43:53,740 --> 01:43:55,867 This whole book thing... that was my idea. 2845 01:43:55,943 --> 01:43:58,377 What's going on? Are they playing "It's a Wonderful Life" again? 2846 01:43:58,445 --> 01:43:59,935 Oh, no, man. It's "The Big Spin." 2847 01:44:00,013 --> 01:44:01,947 Three dumb guys could win a million bucks. 2848 01:44:02,015 --> 01:44:04,381 [Laughs] Isn't America wonderful, brother? 2849 01:44:04,451 --> 01:44:08,251 Man on television; Pauly and Joey Gasperini here, and let's see what happens! 2850 01:44:08,322 --> 01:44:10,882 - Come on! - Around and around she goes. Where she stops, nobody knows. 2851 01:44:10,958 --> 01:44:13,825 - No... - And it's going around... around and around! 2852 01:44:13,894 --> 01:44:15,486 No! No! 2853 01:44:15,562 --> 01:44:17,553 It's coming down to the wire. 2854 01:44:17,631 --> 01:44:21,067 [Cheers and applause] 2855 01:44:21,134 --> 01:44:22,066 Ha ha! 2856 01:44:22,135 --> 01:44:23,830 - $ 1 million! - Hey! 2857 01:44:23,904 --> 01:44:25,769 Yes! Oh, it's not stopped... 2858 01:44:25,839 --> 01:44:28,399 [Crowd shouting] 2859 01:44:28,475 --> 01:44:30,238 - $5, 000! - You jinxed me! 2860 01:44:30,310 --> 01:44:31,743 [Laughs] 2861 01:44:31,812 --> 01:44:33,575 Yes! Yes! Yes! 2862 01:44:33,647 --> 01:44:35,945 I love this game! This is the greatest game in the world! 2863 01:44:36,016 --> 01:44:37,984 ["Back Off Santa" plays] 2864 01:44:38,051 --> 01:44:39,643 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 2865 01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:42,211 d Reindeer are comin', makin' so much noise d 2866 01:44:42,289 --> 01:44:46,089 - d I don't even want no damn toys d - [Belching] 2867 01:44:46,159 --> 01:44:48,059 Uh... [clears throat] 2868 01:44:48,128 --> 01:44:50,619 You know, this stuff is so awfully heavy. 2869 01:44:50,697 --> 01:44:52,790 Come on, buddy. Let's get some grub. 2870 01:44:52,866 --> 01:44:56,962 Gary; d We wish you a chili burger, we wish you a chili burger d 2871 01:44:57,037 --> 01:45:01,030 - [Laughs] - d We wish you a chili burger and a mug of cold beer d d 2872 01:45:01,108 --> 01:45:03,872 [To the tune of "Deck the Halls"] d Load the grill with fatty meat d 2873 01:45:03,944 --> 01:45:06,538 - d Put it on a bun, and eat, eat, eat d d - [Laughs] 2874 01:45:06,613 --> 01:45:10,447 [To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"] d A french fry's d d a brown-skinned vegetable d 2875 01:45:10,517 --> 01:45:12,610 - [Laughs] - d Cooked in a lot of grease d 2876 01:45:12,686 --> 01:45:15,120 d All of the other nuggets... d 2877 01:45:15,188 --> 01:45:16,985 d Wish they could be red meat d d 2878 01:45:17,057 --> 01:45:18,820 [Both laugh] 2879 01:45:18,892 --> 01:45:21,986 d Five onion rings d 2880 01:45:22,062 --> 01:45:23,620 d Four dill pickles... d 2881 01:45:23,697 --> 01:45:26,825 d Three chocolate shakes, two apple pies... d 2882 01:45:26,900 --> 01:45:30,836 d And one big, fat cheeseburger d d 2883 01:45:30,904 --> 01:45:32,997 Yeah! 2884 01:45:35,997 --> 01:45:39,997 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 250294

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