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[instrumental music]
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[theme song]
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♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
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♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
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♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
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♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
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♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
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♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
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♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪
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♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
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♪ Just look around you ♪
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♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
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♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
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♪ Sylvester
and Tweety Mysteries ♪
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
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♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
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♪ Mysteries ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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(Sylvester)First, a mystery clienthires Granny
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then she puts us on a plane
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of federal prosecutorsand judges
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who were en route to somekind of vacation retreat.
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Then it gets strange.
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We're over the target.
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Hit the suit, fellas.
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Geronimo!
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[yelling]
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grunt
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Chessboard Acreage welcomes you
to Happy Pet Village
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where the pet is king.
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Good! We're just in time
for the 11 o'clock tour.
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meow
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Try to blend in.
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[Hector growls]
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[dogs barking]
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vroom
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Hmm. This all seems too perfect.
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See, folks? I am a boy.
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Here you will witness the
cutting edge in pet products.
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'Not to mention airline meals
and insect poison.'
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Meow!
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[clears throat]
Congratulations.
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You lucky feline
are the one billionth patron
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of our Pewter Scratching Post.
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As test pussy one billion
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'you'll be first to sample
our latest cat food'
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the fabulous Molt-A-Munch.
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(Granny)
Oh, wow!
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[all cheering]
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(Tweety)
'Eww! That looks like
a molten canawy.'
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How disgusting.
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chomp chomp chomp
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Hmm. As a placebo, not bad.
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But no substitute
for the real enchilada.
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Hmm?
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[alarm beeping]
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slush
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chomp chomp chomp
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Aah! Stop the taste test! Look!
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- Too late.
- Ah!
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Better tell its owner.
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thud
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Hold it. Why not direct the
owner to our hospitality suite?
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Uh, but, sir,
we need to inform her
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of all possible side effects.
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Shut up
and have some ice cream.
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I'll handle this.
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Ma'am, we must inform you
that your feline
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may exhibit certain
temporary side effects
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from this first test batch
of our fabulous Molt-A-Munch.
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Side effects?
What side effects?
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Occasional double vision,
and the colors pink and yellow
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could reverse themselves.
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But, hey,
here's a 10,000 piece
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blister pack
of free doggie chew toys
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as our way of being
a good corporate citizen.
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So, uh, let's not talk
about this to anyone.
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Especially the press, okay?
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Well, that's all very good,
but what about my pussycat?
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Pish posh! I feel great.
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Except I'm still hungry.
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Chessboard Acreage
has prepared to offer you
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a choice of one cat chew toy
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or a private VIP tour
of our research facilities.
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I'll take that tour!
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- 'Mmm.'
- Uh, sorry, Sylvester.
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Sheesh. It's a dog's world.
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I just live in it.
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He's using
our patented pit spoon
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completely free of
confrontational
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pointy interfaces.
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Huh?
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squeak squeak squeak
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Hey, that sounds just like me.
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[screams]
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[screams]
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grunt
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[groaning]
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[groaning]
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[grunting]
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[growling]
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[Sylvester screams]
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(Sylvester)
'Snakes in the cog.'
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[bird chirping]
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Well, howdy?
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Mmm, mmm.
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Where'd that pipsqueak get to?
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(Tweety)
'Over here, puddy.'
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Gotcha, you little..
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Hmm, pink?
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Ah-ha! It started already.
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[screams]
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I'd say, it was done.
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[groaning]
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[laughs]
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The name's Tweety.
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How come you sound just like me,
but you're pink?
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I'm Orson,
a canary just like you.
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I was born yellow
and turned pink naturally.
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That plus the fact
that I got fed every new batch
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of test seed Chessboard Acreage
ever made.
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Strange. I was born pink
and turned yellow.
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You must be doing it backwards.
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[groaning]
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Let's have some fun
with that bad old puddy cat.
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Perhaps I just ate too much,
then ran too hard.
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- Yeah, that's gotta be it.
- Hiya, puddy.
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Argh.
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Hey. Where'd he go?
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Over here, you hair ball.
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screech
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P-p-pink?
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[screams]
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(Sylvester)
'Mm, must be that pink-yellow
side effect.'
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crash
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If you ask me, this is
the best part of the tour.
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- You said it.
- 'Mm-hm.'
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(Granny)
'Sylvester? Tweety?'
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That's Gwanny.
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Say, what's in here?
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Oh, that's off-limits.
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We're always pushing the
envelope at Chessboard Acreage.
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A competition you'd love
to know what's in there too.
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'He-he. Sorry.'
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[cell phone ringing]
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Um, pardon me a minute.
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[cell phone ringing]
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You're right on time.
1200 hours.
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Where do I go
from this coordinates?
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(computer)
'You must get inside the
off-limits research building.'
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beep beep beep
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(male #1)
'It's another mysterious call
to Granny's number'
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'from inside Happy Pet
Village.'
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'It's coming
from our empty test lab'
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'same as the others.'
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Security,
meet me here at the lab.
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Let's get to the bottom of this.
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[gasps]
Oh, I'm sorry. End of tour.
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Something's come up. Please exit
Happy Pet Village this way.
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(Granny)
'Oh! But I didn't get enough
free chew toys for Hector.'
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'Let me off this thing.'
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[Hector grunting]
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- Stop!
- Au revoir.
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Oops, looks like
Gwanny needs help.
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Let's use our pal for that.
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gloop
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Oh, looks like Pokemon.
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grunt
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Yoo-hoo! Puddy.
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There goes that
naked genius now.
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- Gotcha!
- Hey, let me go.
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No, I've got you right where I..
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gasp
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Huh? Hm..
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[screams]
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[party horn wailing]
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I'm seeing double.
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[screams]
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boom
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Thank goodness, something
shorted that thing out.
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This is our stop, Hector.
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I want this lab taken apart
down to the rivets.
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No one must discover
Chessboard Acreages' plan
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to breed a super race
of destructive insects.
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Just so we can corner the market
on unlicensed, overpriced
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nuclear fly squatters.
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[man laughing]
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Too late, someone just did.
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[all gasp]
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grunt
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Take 'em away, boys.
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You know, it's lawyers like you
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that make our federal
justice system look silly.
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(computer voice)
'Congratulations, Granny.'
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At last, I meet my client.
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Uh, who and where are you?
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- I see some houseflies.
- Precisely.
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We had to defend
to our species.
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- So we hired you.
- But how did you learn to talk?
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It's amazing
what you can pick up
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pushing the envelope
with science.
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What they can't do nowadays.
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[groans]
You can say that again.
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gasp
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whirr
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Ow!
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We lose more puddy cats
that way.
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[theme music]
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