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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
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♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
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♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
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♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
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♪ Somehow, it all
still fits together ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪
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♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
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♪ Just look around you ♪
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♪ Chances are
we'll be there ♪
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♪ Someday, I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yes sirree ♪
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
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♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
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♪ Mysteries ♪
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[instrumental music]
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(Sylvester)They say justice is blind
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but in Sweden,it's also blonde.
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[in Swedish accent]
Order. I, Judge Judy
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declare this trial open.
Prosecutor.
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[in Swedish accent]
Your Honor, I,
Hamilton Meatball
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will prove that
the defendant
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famed fitness trainer
Bjorn Torun
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'is guilty of the disappearance
of Dr. Swen Fen'
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famed diet doctor.
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[gasping]
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Dog of Flanders!
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Explain yourself,
counselor.
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[clears throat]
The defendant, Your Honor
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'had high hopes to hoard'
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'the annual
Halbanski Fitness Award.'
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Swen was the ringer,and this Bjorn knew.
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The prize could be wonby one entry, not two.
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He augmented the treadmilland poor Dr. Swen
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to speed upto 99 miles times 10.
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The speed of the treadmilluplifted his sweat
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with the helium-mimicking
'pfft' effect.
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And where's Dr. Swen now?
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Well, no one can say.
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'But he's probably
66 light-years away.'
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[gulps]
Aw, well. You win some,
you lose some.
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I meant what I said in this
courtroom event.
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The red herring will prove
that I'm inn-o-cent.
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Ooh.
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[ringing]
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Hello. Granny?
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Oh, Pjerry Nelson.
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My law-school sweetheart.
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[whistles]
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'Ho-ho. Yes, he's quite a
hunk.'
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'He was voted most likely
to become'
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a Scandinavian
ambulance chaser.
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I'm voting for who's
most likely to be lunch.
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Heh heh heh heh.
Ahh..
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wham
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Hey, class of '98.
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Pjerry said
he needs me there
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absolutely, positively
overnight.
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bang bang bang
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Potty break.
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Pjerry?
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Pjerry Nelson?
Why, you haven't changed--
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- Hey!
- In 50 years.
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You got here fast.
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(Granny)
'Oh. Well, they had a special.'
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'Delivery in 30 minutes
or you don't pay.'
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- 'What's the emergency?'
- 'I need a favor.'
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sniff sniff sniff sniff
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And I need someplace
to freshen up.
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I know what they say
about justice
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but I don't trust
that blindfold.
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Aha!
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[whistles]
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(Tweety)
'Tweam rinse, please.'
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- Huh?
- Come on, come on.
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[Tweety whistling]
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Aha!
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Well, what do you know?
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All my troubles
went down the drain.
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Aah!
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Order in the court.
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I'll have a pickled mackerel
on wheat toast.
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I hate that joke, Nelson.
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And who are
these creatures?
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Uh, just some tourists.
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Shoo, little tourist lady.
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Go visit a Swedish factory
or something.
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- What for?
- Red Herring.
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The one we need comes from a
factory, but I forget which one.
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This should help.
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- They're gone. Ooh, ooh.
- Uh, pardon me.
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Does anyone have exact change
for the tram?
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(Pjerry)
'Yeah.'
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"Swedish factories,
A to Z."
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I wonder if it made
the bestseller list.
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Now, let's see, the first one
is Acmobil.
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'Oh, they make the safest cars
on earth.'
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Pleased to help you.
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I-I'm looking
for a red herring.
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Herring? Herring?
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Well, let's see what we have
on the assembly line.
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- Grr!
- Uh-oh!
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[dramatic music]
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Ahh.
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Something in a red herring, yes?
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[alarm buzzes]
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Ahh. Oop.
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Oof!
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Aah! Aah!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-oh!
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[screaming]
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There you are, ma'am.
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One red herring.
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Ahh!
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[sniffs]
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[chomps]
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[plop]
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Duh.
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[gurgling]
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[chomping]
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Uh!
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Mm!
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Hm!
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[smacks lips]
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Huh?
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(Granny)
'Next, Acme Glassworks
Factory.'
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'Even if we don't find
the herring'
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'I can pick up a crystal
calendar for Aunt Louise.'
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Pleased to help you.
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Uh, do you carry
red herring?
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We have-a goblets,
tumbler, parfait
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fondue set and snifter.
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Let me show you
our factory line.
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- Oh, no!
- Grr!
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Aha!
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Huh?
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[screams]
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[dramatic music]
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[air hissing]
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ding ding
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beep
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crash
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(Granny)
'Next stop, Acmea.'
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'The birthplace of
unassembled furniture.'
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Pleased to help you.
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Uh, do you carry
red herring?
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[sighs]
Over there.
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Can you help me?
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Oh, goody, I've been looking
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for a good cage bottom
organizer.
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Organize yourself into one
of the basic food groups.
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Yoo-hoo, puddy.
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[slam]
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(Sylvester)
'Hey! Let me out!'
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'Let me out of here!'
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bang bang bang
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I'm looking for a red herring.
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I am red herring.
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So you are.
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Do you know Bjorn Torun?
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Ja.He works here with me.
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But I haven't seen him since
that round guy came in.
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Round guy? Oh, dear!
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(Pjerry)
'It is irrelevant
and immaterial'
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'whether the egg or the chicken
was first on the crime scene.'
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(Granny)
'Stop the trial!'
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Bjorn Torun is innocent.
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And I have the red herring
to prove it.
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[clears throat]
Red knows Bjorn.
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He knows him by sight.
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They work at Acmeatogether each night.
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Red and Bjorn werede-legging a bench
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when a man came to purchasea blue fluken wrench
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the very same wrenchwas found at the scene
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of the crime of the augmentedtreadmill machine.
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Alright! I did it!
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Dr. Fen promised
to help me lose weight
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but then
he expected me to..
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...eat less and exercise.
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The fiend!
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(Judge Judy)
'Order! Order!'
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[people murmuring]
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Package for granny.
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Oh, my.
What could it be?
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Oh, a 1000-piece,
3-D puddy puzzle!
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[groans]
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Let's just hope there
isn't a piece missing.
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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