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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ It's the name and career ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ Which is what they do best ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ They have special tools ♪
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♪ For which they are fools ♪
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♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪
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♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪
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Announcer: At the Warrior's secret training spot
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that everyone knows about. Roof!
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Who knew Pencil Magisword could draw in color?
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I certainly didn't.
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If you think that's unique, I found
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an exemplary alternative use for Flashlight Magisword.
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Flashlight Magisword!
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[ Scoffs ] Yeah, okay.
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That's the most one-note sword ev-- aagh!
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[ Giggles ]
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It's like a saber of light.
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But how's it know where to stop?
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I'll see that and raise it!
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Or, you know, lateral move it.
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Electric Eel Magisword!
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-[ Chomp! ] -Ooh!
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Most impressive, brother. Oh, look.
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We've attracted some neighborhood youngsters.
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Hey, kiddos. What do you think
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of the new, improved Warriors for Hire sign?
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Um, hmm...
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I think it lacks a certain gen in the wha...
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Oh, I know!
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-[ Grunts ] -How rude!
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What do you wee ruffians think you are?!
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We're the Broccoli Dumplin' Kids.
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Prohyas: Is that what you guys are calling yourselves now?
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-Nyando! -Zonq!
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-Nord! -And me -- Borp!
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Prohyas: Yay, roll call, whatever.
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And we came here to gloat about
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how we got the last Broccoli Punch tickets.
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Hooray for you, I suppose.
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Why would we mature adults
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care about a childish folly like --
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[ Stammering ] Broccoli Punch live --
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the superhero stage show spectacular?!
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But how?! Tickets sold out months ago!
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Oh, we got ours by winning a contest -- fair and square!
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Hey, cats, kittens, and ligers, Treejay here!
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Coming at you live here from WDDF, the Forest!
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The hundredth caller will get four tickets to the sold-out
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Broccoli Punch Stage Show Spectacular!
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Hey, hey, our first caller!
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Give us them tickets, or it's timber time, dig?!
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What?! I'd like to hear you
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say that to my face, little man!
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Look, can't you guys just call 99 more times?
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You still like Broccoli Punch?
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What?! Yes. Broccoli Punch is my hero.
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He's what got me into action and battles and stuff!
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I still have my action figures, thermos, cereal bowl,
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and I still fit into
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the official limited-edition underwear.
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Want to see?!
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No, no, no, no, nope, no, nope!
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Anyway, we're gonna go to the show, and you're not!
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Nya-nya-nya and such!
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♪ Broccoli Punch, Broccoli Punch ♪
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♪ Broccoli kids called Broccoli Crunch ♪
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No! I should be going to that show!
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I liked Broccoli Punch before it was cool.
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Don't let those rapscallions get to you, dear brother.
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They're a dreadful lot. -Yeah, they are!
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I can't think of anyone more rude than them.
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[ Grunting ]
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Uh, are you gonna pay for that?!
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No! What's funny about paying?
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It's way funnier if I don't, right?!
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[ Laughing ] Why ain't you laughing?
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[ Forces laughter ]
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So under-whelming!
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Some broccoli will put some color in your cheeks.
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They're so colorful now. [ Laughing ]
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Whoo-hoo! I am just on fire today.
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Please tell me someone saw that. You!
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And that's where tofurky comes from.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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Didn't you just see me being hilarious?!
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Laugh! -[ Crying ]
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You know, I'm killing myself out here
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trying to seamlessly meld mayhem and the comedy.
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Why must I be so under-appreciated in my time?!
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Huh? What's this dopey thing?
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Broccoli Punch live?
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At the world-famous Rhyboflaven Theater?
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Why, that's a built-in audience!
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I'm clearly too good for the pier.
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I need to bring my comedy to the masses.
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Announcer: Soon, at the Rhyboflaven Thea--!
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You loitering, disembodied voice?!
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Guys, am I the only one here that's a little uncomfortable
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with the fact that we're the only people here above 5?
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Um, Broccoli Punch is technically an all-ages show.
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Besides, look, there's some adult fans over there!
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Broccoli Punch! Broccoli Punch!
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Broccoli Punch!
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I only came here for Silent Larry!
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Theater announcer: And without further ado,
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it's the Broccoli Punch
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Superhero Stage Show Spectacular!
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[ Cheering ]
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Wow, that sure was a horrible crash landing,
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right, Silent Larry?!
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That's his catch phrase!
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Gasp! We must be on Planet B,
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ruled by the nefarious Dr. Green Stalk
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and the Floretifier!
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Did somebody say our names?!
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Well, if it isn't the mild men of Brock L. Doccoli!
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Back for more, eh? Gruntions, attack!
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[ All grunt ]
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Looks like its time for a little broccoli action!
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This broccoli provided by Mama Betty's Broccoli Farm.
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Broccoli change!
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Count up your stalks!
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-[ Gasps ] -No!
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Don't worry, kids!
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In .5 seconds, he is transformed!
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It's the one you love, the one you came here for --
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the one who encourages you to buy all our merchandise!
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It's Broccoli Punch!
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Crunch that Broccoli Punch, Gruntions!
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Broccoli kick! Broccoli punch!
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Broccoli splits!
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Now, I'll show you my true broccoli power --
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provided by Jose's Discount Broccoli Farm.
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Broccoli Cannon!
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Oh, um... curses!
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That was the sound of my crushed bones.
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You're no match for talons of visual concealment!
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Oh, yeah? Let's see what
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Jeffrey Johnson Farms Broccoli has to say about that.
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Broccoli Beater!
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Oh, twisted again!
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You'll pay for this, Broccoli Punch!
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[ Cheering ]
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Huh? This wasn't in the script!
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♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun ♪
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I'm Broccoli Man -- eh, I mean, Punch!
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[ Laughter ]
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He must be using the Broccoli Beef-up power
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from last July's show.
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Uh, are your arm stalks all tied up?
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Let ol' Broccoli Drink fix that for ya!
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Now, there's a new twist on an old favorite!
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm getting big laughs.
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Holy crow!
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Um, I don't remember Broccoli Punch
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ever having Broccoli Pretzel powers!
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Cool trampoline! Mind if I try it out?
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An appreciative audience? This is the best day of my life!
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I don't remember him being a trampoline master, either!
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We're sure having a ball, aren't we?!
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Fore!
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Silent Larry!
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What have they done to you, Silent Larry?!
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Ha ha, I like this new Broccoli Punch!
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No! That can't be him! Something is horribly wrong!
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We need to call the only adult
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who will understand what's wrong here!
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[ Sighing ] Count up your stalks.
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Dear brother, this behavior isn't healthy.
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You're being havior!
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[ MagiMobile rings ] I got it!
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You guys, we got a serious emergency
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at the Broccoli Punch show!
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What, me not being there?
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No, goobus, look!
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Stop getting hit by me! Stop getting hit by me!
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My fist is as hard as a Brock-lee!
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Get it?! [ Chuckles ]
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There's only one fellow I know
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who could make a joke that bad
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and then immediately laugh at it -- Flonk!
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What's a Flonk?
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He was a meanie bobeanie to us when we were kids!
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Now he thinks he can combine comedy and crime seamlessly!
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Hmm, it doesn't work.
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How dare he soil Broccoli Punch's good name!
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Nyando, we're on it!
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Hey, you look bored!
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[ Laughter ]
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Did you say something?! I cannon-hear you!
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I don't like to beater around the bush!
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[ Laughter ]
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For the first time in my life, I'm happy!
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Avenge me!
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[ Screaming ]
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Guys, no! Are you nuts?!
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This crowd still thinks he's Broccoli Punch!
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If you clobber him, they'll run you out of town!
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-Seriously? -Nyando's right, Vambre!
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We don't stand a chance
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against a mob of hyper kindergarteners!
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[ Yelling ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Um, make way for my, uh, Floretous Fist of Fear?!
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Get 'em, Broccoli Punch!
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That's so nice of you, dude! Fist bump!
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We can't fight Broccoli Punch, but the bad guys can.
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So...
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Announcer: Monster Suit Magisword!
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Oh, Silent Larry, I didn't know you liked to dance.
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-You got us steamed! -So prepare to be creamed!
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I do so enjoy cream of broccoli!
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-[ Sobbing ] -Yeah, seriously!
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Announcer: Pencil Magisword!
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Um, no. It's the Dreaded Poison Pencil Dagger.
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Oh, sorry!
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Oh! It's adorable!
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Flashlight Magisword!
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Ahem! I believe you mean
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the Salad Slicing Skewer of Evil!
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Yes! Yes, I did mean that!
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Yawn! You're Broccoli cannon fodder!
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Ooh-hoo! Burn!
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Good one, hey, kids?!
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[ Kids cheering ]
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Announcer: Grabby Giraffe Magi--
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I mean, Long-Necked Mutant Apocalypse Horse!
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Thank you.
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Looks like you just bet the broccoli farm.
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Both: Too close to home!
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Well, I think it's funny. I can be a bit headstrong.
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[ Cheering ]
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This is even way worse than the time Broccoli Punch
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almost lost to that boy band, Brockstreet Boyz!
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No, this is way worse!
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That was fictional.
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-I can't stands no more! -Agreed!
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-Super Teamwork Com-- -No!
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Both: Now what?!
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The bad guys -- meaning you guys --
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can't win against Broccoli Punch.
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It would be an abomination.
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Black would be white, up would be down --
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cats and dogs living together!
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-Mass hysteria! -Mmm.
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Psst, come back up, Dorks for Hire --
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we're slaying 'em!
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So, ready for some more punishment, villain-tines?!
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You've got me green with anger!
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That's not an expression at all! This guy's brilliant!
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Wow! Finally -- they like me!
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They really like me!
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[ Bell dings ] Wow, Flonk, they
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totally love your jokes.
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Too bad they'll never know who's making 'em laugh, huh?
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What's that supposed to mean, Amateur-hyas!
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I'm the one making 'em laugh! It's me that they love!
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Certainly, dear, but they just think you're Broccoli Punch!
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How are they ever going to know the comedy genius
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behind the mask?!
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You're right! Time to reveal my secret identity!
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[ All gasp ]
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Uh, what did the chicken say to the horse?!
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"Why the long face?"
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[ Crowd booing ]
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Is this the greatest comedy fake-out of our generation?
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Nothing short of genius! [ Laughing ]
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Wait, wait! I got more! Listen...
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[ Knocking ] Rocks don't rock normally.
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[ Gasps ]
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Sis, it's the famous actor behind Broccoli Punch --
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Brock Lee! -Indeed I am, young fan.
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This Flonk fellow has ruined the stage show
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and harmed my fellow actors!
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Don't worry, Mr. Lee!
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Your Broccoli Punch costume is right here!
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You can finish him off! -[ Chuckles ]
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My boy, I'm merely an actor!
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I'm not meant for real combat,
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just brilliantly choreographed stage combat.
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We'll need an actual action hero!
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I think he means someone else
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should wear the costume, Prohyas.
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Someone who can fight,
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but really, really understands Broccoli Punch!
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Okay, this was going swell, earlier.
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Uh, a fish walks into a tavern, and --
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Girl: Fish don't have legs! [ Blowing raspberry ]
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My thumb is pointed downward!
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Make like Silent Larry and be silent!
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Larry.
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Why aren't you laughing?
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Why aren't you little punks laughing anymore?
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That was funny!
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I'll pound the laughs out of you little creeps!
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[ All gasp ]
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-Stop right there, Flonk! -Ooh!
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Gateaux, you've already had your monthly hu-- Ooh!
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All: It's the real Broccoli Punch!
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B-b-b-b-b-Broccoli Punch?! The real one?!
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The very same!
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How dare you impersonate me and threaten my fans?!
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Announcer: Broccoli Cactus Magisword!
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Broccoli Raincloud Magisword!
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Ye-ouch!
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[ Laughter ]
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Getting my laughs?!
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Broccoli Instant Wrap Magisword!
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[ Grunts ]
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Broccoli Muscly Arm Magisword!
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Go get him, Broccoli Punch!
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Broccoli Fist!
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Let that be a lesson to you, Flonk!
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Calling it comedy doesn't give you card white
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to commit crime!
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I hope you weren't trying to be funny.
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Let me give you a little comedy schooling.
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Listen to this one.
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Why, I ask ya, why did the chicken,
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as it were, cross the road?
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To get to the other si--
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Because it was her civil liberty!
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Her taxes pay for the roads!
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[ Laughs ] They love that one back at the precinct.
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So, uh, yeah...
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Thanks for saving Broccoli Punch's image
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and all that stuff, Prohyas!
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You're a real bro!
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Just trying to do my part as a fan.
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Say, you still got that Pencil Magisword on ya?!
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Uh, yeah, sure. How come?
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An autograph? Why, certainly!
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You may be cool, Prohyas,
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but you'll never be as cool as the original!
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When they're right, they're right.
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Mr. Lee, sir, would you please sign my copy of --
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Me first, me first! Sign my Broccoli Punch OC!
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His name is Zateaug, and he has purple eyes,
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and he's best friends with Broccoli Punch
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and everyone likes him! -[ Gasps ]
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[ Upbeat music playing ]
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