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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ It's the name and career ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ Siblings who quest ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ Which is what they do best ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ They have special tools ♪
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♪ For which they are fools ♪
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♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪
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♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪
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Announcer: Mmm! Slugburger!
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So, Vambre, how's that sandwich treating ya?
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If their goal was to ruin
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a simple newt, lettuce, and tomato,
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then they definitely succeeded.
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But it can't beat a double slugburger
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with pickles, onions, and extra spread.
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I don't know what spread is made out of, other than delicious.
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Escarfries? 12 to 14 "Nopes."
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[ Munching loudly ]
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You gonna eat that? 15.
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No backsies! [ Squeals ]
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[ Breathing shakily ]
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Hi!
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Um...good day.
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You're Vambre and Prohyas, right?
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The Warriors for Hire? Um...yes?
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[ Squeals ] I knew it!
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Vambre, the advertising is working!
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I'm sorry -- And you are...?
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Oh! I am your number-one superfan -- Glori!
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And how could I not be?
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You two are the best adventurers in all of Lyvsheria!
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You've inspired me ever since I was a little kid!
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We've only been doing this for a year and a half.
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I even made a bag that looks like Grup! See?
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[ Deep voice ] Yay! Aww! Aww!
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I've read every post about you
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on the Rhyboflaven Bulletin Board of Opinions,
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watched every single one of Prohyas' vlogs,
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and even bought 12 copies
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of your issues of Mercenaries Monthly!
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[ Both chuckle ] Do you think
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you could sign them?
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Anything for a fan.
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Announcer: Rubber Stamp Magisword!
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Gosh! He's so dreamy! Glori, you --
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Want to be an adventurer someday?
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Shucks. I don't know. [ Chuckles ]
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I'm just so excited to meet my idols!
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May I? If you feel so inclined.
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For the shrine!
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I mean -- Nothing! I said nothing.
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Actually, my biggest dream is to be rescued by you!
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Uh, rescued? Like this!
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Help! Save me from this evil-cat sorcerer!
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I didn't order this.
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Whoa. What'd I miss? I believe this is yours.
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I only get one cheat day a month.
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I don't deserve this kind of treatment.
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You can't just throw yourself into danger like that.
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Yeah, you could do way better than Gateaux.
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Like a cave full of monsters or something.
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Prohyas!
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I mean -- Nothing. I said nothing.
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Don't do that again, okay?
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We wouldn't want to lose our number-one fan!
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Okay. I promise.
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Now, head on home, and stay away from them
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monster-filled caves, ya hear?
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Okay, dreamboat -- I mean, Prohyas!
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She's a real sweetheart, ain't she?
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Well, she certainly has one.
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[ Chiming ]
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Talk to me. We have the girl!
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Oh, hey, Grup. What's happening?
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Oh, hi, guys! Grup!
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Stick to the script!
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Oh. Yeah. We have the girl and --
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You have a girl now, Grup? Good for you!
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Aw, that's adorable! What's her name?
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No! We have the girl! There's a girl here.
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And you better come to the Cave of Stuff, or else!
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Or else what? I don't know!
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Can you please just come over?!
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Be there in a jiffy-jam!
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Announcer: A jiffy-Jam later at the Cave of Stuff!
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I'll never understand where they get the budget for all of this.
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I don't know how this is profitable for anyone.
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Har, har, har, har, har, har!
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Psst! Hey, kid, they're here!
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Vambre! Prohyas!
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Save me from the filthy, unkempt pirates!
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I'm disheveled!
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Well, she totally followed my advice.
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And also did exactly what she promised not to do.
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Ya-har!
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A Walk-the-Plank Magisword to the scallywa--
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Oh. It's you guys.
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Listen, if you could do us a favor
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and make her leave, we'd really appreciate it.
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She is a terrible actress!
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Yeah, we're trying to run a professional dungeon here.
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Lady Hiss: Grup! The script!
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Oh, yeah. I'm a shark!
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Welp, Glori's in less danger than she was at Slugburger.
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Let's go, Prohyas.
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Have fun, me hearties. Yo-ho.
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What?! No! I am in peril!
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[ Screams ]
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See? I'm totally in danger here!
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We're sharks.
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Enjoy your swim?
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You're a hero, Prug.
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I'm a shark hero at last!
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Well, kid, your plan is all wet --
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w-which nobody says without actual water involved.
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Surely you realize it's ridiculous to put yourself
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in harm's way just to get our attention?
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Yeah, there's no way you're gonna force us to save you.
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That's what you think! You'll see!
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I'll make you save me if it's the last thing I do!
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I hope she doesn't do anything too rash.
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Come on. What's the worst she could possibly do?
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Announcer: At Warriors for Hire headquarters. Shh!
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Begone, unicorn lawyers. I'll never settle.
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[ Thunder crashes, shrieking ]
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Don't worry, my sweet angel. You'll save me soon.
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Oh, yes. Need this.
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[ Chuckles ] Bingo!
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Want this!
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Till tomorrow, my hero.
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This whole unicourtroom is out of order! [ Snoring ]
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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No further questions, Your Honorcorn.
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What?! [ Screams ]
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Vambre! help! I can't see!
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Prohyas, are you all right? No, I'm not!
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Something cold and smooth is attacking my face,
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and it's not Grup!
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It's a note, you goofy Gus!
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It says "Check ur messages, semicolon right parenthesis."
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What was that last bit? See?
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Vambre, that's supposed to be a smiley face.
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Then why is it sideways?!
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Well, at least she's happy. This probably means it's good news.
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Well, you had better brace yourself for this.
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You have 44 new messages.
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[ Beep ] Glori: Oh, my gosh! Warriors,
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you better come rescue me
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or I'm gonna be in real danger at Rhyboflaven Pier.
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[ Beep ] Come on, guys!
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It's cold and lonely out here!
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[ Beep ] If you don't get here, I'll be
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eaten by scary sea monsters!
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[ Beep ] I mean it!
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[ Beep ] I borrowed the Diving Suit
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Magisword from Prohyas.
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I'll give it back when you come save me. Tee-hee!
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[ Beep ] Am I gonna have to come back
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and leave a note?!
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[ Beep ] I left a note.
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Wow! I am not looking forward to deleting those later.
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[ Beep ] Prohyas, that's the least
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of our troubles!
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[ Beep ] Glori stole
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your Magisword,
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and is putting her own life at stake!
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[ Beep ] Stop it!
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So she's a little enthusiastic.
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Let's make it swift.
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We're only fueling her with all this attention.
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Yeah, just a sec. [ Grunts ]
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Okay, I'm ready.
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Announcer: Soon at Rhyboflaven Pier!
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I sure hope these heroes of mine get here soon!
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Then my plan will be complete!
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Prohyas: Glori! Don't do anything dangerous
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or reckless until we get over there!
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Or after we get over there!
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[ Grunts ] Ow!
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Who dares throw rocks at Man Fish the Fish Man
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and his ocean?
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Up here, fish guy! It was me!
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Want to put me in imminent danger
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that I could then be saved from?
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What?! Man Fish cares not for humans. Run along home.
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Man Fish does not even like you.
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Aw, geez. Why's she getting Man Fish involved?
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Can't stand that guy!
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Make me, Fishbreath the Breathfish! Blah!
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Man Fish: Sacre bluefish -- a tongue!
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Why, you petulant little urchin!
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Cease this naughty behavior at once!
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[ Growls ] I'll get you for that!
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What are you waiting for, you bottom-feeder?!
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I have done no such thing!
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Step away from the Man Fish, young lady!
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My heroes are just in time!
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We're just in time to see you apologize
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to Man Fish the Fish Man this instant!
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Also, could I have my Magisword back, please?
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I need it for stuff.
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Do you mean this Magisword? Yes. Gimme.
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Allons-y! Prepare to receive due punishment!
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[ Laughs ] Looks like
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she's enjoying herself.
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Well, we had better save her before Man Fish
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gets his ill-conceived, but largely justified, revenge.
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I hope Man Fish the Fish Man doesn't go too tough on her.
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Prepare to be disappointed.
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Prohyas: Ah! It's one of them fightin' quarries!
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Oh, shoot. It's one of them fightin' quarries.
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You have been charged with throwing pebbles
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at Man Fish the Fish Man
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for reasons unknown and uncared about.
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How do you plead?
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I don't plead!
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Vambre and Prohyas will save me!
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They're more talented and good-looking than you!
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Such cheek! Also, I am handsome amongst fish, I'm pretty sure.
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Your punishment shall be swift!
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Eep! Legit scary! [ Grunts ]
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Oof! Ow! My gills!
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Ooh! Man Fish has a bad case of ze rockface.
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No! Come on!
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Come on, gentsalmon, you can't be out from just that!
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I need to be in danger! [ Sobbing ]
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Evidently not.
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You seem completely capable of taking care of yourself.
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Seems so, sis. Still, that could've been bad.
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So, you guys aren't going to help me, then?
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Look, Glori, we can't keep doing this.
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If you put yourself in danger one more time,
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we will not save you.
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Right, Prohyas? [ Sighs ]
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Yeah, she was in my room. Yeah, no, we're done, kid.
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Noooooo!
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I will be rescued by you two! I swear it -- loudly!
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Need this?
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Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword! Onward!
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Yeah, I really need to put a child lock on my Magisword bag.
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Sorry for the inconvenience, Man Fish.
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I despise you both.
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I must change my name to "Rockfish" now.
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So long, and merci for all ze pain.
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Announcer: Back at Rhyboflaven Pier!
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Exploding Bubble Magisword!
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[ Magimobile ringing ] [ Groans ]
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My ears won't stop ringing!
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Actually, I think it's my Magimobile.
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Please don't be Glori. Please don't be Glori.
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Please don't be --
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Goomer! Frankylo! How are things in the Dinosaur Kingdom?
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[ Frantic gibberish ]
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This is cute as a bag of buttons,
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but I still don't speak slime.
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Goomer's saying King Rexxtopher is in need of our help!
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Goodness. It must be something serious to contact us.
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Be right there, you cuties! Goo!
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Time to wash that Glori taste out of our hair!
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Both: To the Dinosaur Kingdom!
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Here we are in the Dinosaur Kingdom!
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[ Gagging ] Did you hear that?
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Choking in the distance!
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Quickly -- this way!
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Vambre! Prohyas! There you are!
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Vambre, Prohyas! There you are!
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Save me from the deadly lizard jaws!
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[ Sighs ] I can't believe
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I'm actually happy to sees you!
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This gal's been in my maw for hours,
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and she won't stop talking about youse twos!
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Save me, all right?! [ Sighs ]
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We'll drag her home, Rexxtopher.
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Can you just spit her out for us?
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[ Muffled ] What?! No! That's not saving me!
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[ Gulps ] No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Jeez, no! Uh-oh! D'oh!
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Rexxtopher, buddy, speak to me. What's going on?
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She climbed down my esophalupagugus!
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I swallowed her against my will!
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This ain't all right, all right? I'm human-intolerant!
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I'm gonna swell up like a gas balloon if she stays in there!
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[ Belching ]
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Say, what's this?
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Oh, that's my old doctor's X-ray Magisword.
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We had -- [ Belches ] We had disagreements.
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Hmm.
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I don't want to alarm you, Rexxtopher,
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but you got a skeleton inside you.
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You know, aside from yours.
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And that's all that's gonna be left
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if you don't get her outta me!
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[ Belches ] Can you take my rescue
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seriously, guys?!
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This stomach acid is kind of strong.
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Why don't you just fly out with Rad Rocket Magisword?
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Well, that's not very heroic of you.
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[ Sighs ] All right, Rexxtopher, open up.
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Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!
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Hyah!
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Maybe we can flush her out.
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Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!
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Dolphin water!
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Announcer: Pogostick Magisword!
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[ Grunts ]
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Guhh!
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What's with all the duckies, Ducky?
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I'm a stress eater, okay? I don't criticize your lifestyle.
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You are constantly criticizing our lifestyle!
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Well, no Glori here -- just dirt and ducks.
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No Glori in these guts, either.
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[ Snorts ] I think she's in my sinuses.
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You in there, Glori?
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No. I mean, yes! ♪ Save me! ♪
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Can you climb out? Can, but won't!
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♪ Save me! ♪
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Okay, patience wearing thin.
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Know what's good for that? Saving me.
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Come on, guys! You're so close! I'm almost saved!
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Rexxtopher, do you think you could sneeze her out?
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I can't even feel my face!
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I'm so allergic, it's making me emotional, you know?
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I've got this!
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Announcer: Perfume Magisword!
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Aah-choo!
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Oh, thank goodness you got that human out of me!
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Here's a little token of my appreciation
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for saving my skin and feathers --
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a cross-stitch portrait of yours truly.
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I made it myself.
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Dude! Thanks, Topher! Don't call me that.
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This is going on the wall at home!
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In your room. Darn right, in my room!
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Does this mean we're unbanned from the Dinosaur Kingdom?
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Ha! Nope! Hasta la vista, los ninoseses!
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Yes! My heroes finally saved me!
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Maybe next time, you guys can save me
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from an army of long underwear--
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That's it!
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Prohyas? I was fine
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with you being a fan.
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Heck, I was even excited about it.
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But this has got to stop! Muy prontissimo!
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You don't need us to rescue you. You need to rescue yourself
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from acting like a maniac!
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You think it's okay to mess around
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with people's lives like this?!
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We're human beings! Dude!
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But -- But nothing!
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Want to be a fan? Do it far away from me!
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I'm donion rings!
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Unh! Boy, I sure hope I wasn't
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too harshmallows on her.
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Well... I-I just want her to be safe --
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far away from us.
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Fear not, dear brother. You did the right thing.
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That was some tongue-lashing,
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but she won't be begging us for a rescue again anytime soon.
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I vow, from this day forward,
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that the Warrior Siblings are pure trash!
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And I, the super-cute Glori,
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will become the best adventurer in all of Lyvsheria!
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And then they'll be begging me to rescue them!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Um, can you get off our roof, please?
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