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'Let's see
what's behind the magic door.
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'Is she legalising sodomy?
Bestiality?'
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'Is she legalising gross, indecent acts
between consenting people?'
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'If they vote yes for divorce,
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they're rejecting
the teachings of Christ.'
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'If you're playing around,
the stakes are too high
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because you're gambling...with AIDS.'
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'Rumour has it
that he is a friend of Dorothy.'
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'...are assuring citizens
that mad cow disease
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will not make people mad.'
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'Celebrations
as the 57th Battalion returns
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from a six-month tour of the Lebanon.'
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'The team was led
by Commandant Ian Cotter.'
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'We worked with the locals
in humanitarian issues, clean water...'
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'Super, and I suppose you won't be
the man of the house anymore.'
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'Man of the house?'
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'Are you going to join the army?'
- '100%, I've already enrolled.'
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Jack, turn it off,
dinner's on the table.
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'I've been working out loads.'
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Where's your brother?
- He's training.
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'Another
military town boy for the slaughter.'
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'Only joking.'
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How many has he done?
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Almost one.
- Hm.
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# We didn't have nowhere to live
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# We didn't have nowhere to go... #
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Come on, lads!
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Faster! Come on, you pansies!
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# It was on the 15th floor
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# It had a board across the door
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# It took an hour to prise it off
and get inside
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# It smelled as if someone had died
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# The living room was full of flies
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# The kitchen sink was blocked
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# The bathroom sink not there at all
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# Ooh, it's a mess all right
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# Yes, it's Mile End #
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Jesus Christ!
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Stop!
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Get down!
- Stop!
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Stop! Stop!
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It's live ammo, you're gonna die!
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Fucking idiots.
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Stop!
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# I never thought I'd live so high... #
- Stop! Stop!
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# If it didn't look like hell #
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Oh, she was too toothy.
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It's like a sock of rotten strawberries
down there.
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Aw, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Amber!
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What's for lunch? Carpet?
- Not today.
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Your mam's getting it shampooed.
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Fucking lezzer.
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Eddie, did you ever shift yet?
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Uh... No.
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I just haven't met the right--
- Are you a faggot?
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No.
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No, no, no...
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Come on, you have to like someone.
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Yeah. No, I... Uh...
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Uh...
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What?
- Uh...
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Uh...
- Hurry up.
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Tracey...
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Tracey.
Because she's super hot.
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Waits up.
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Where are you going?
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K-Kev?
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Kev?
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Kevin!
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Come here.
Eddie wants to shift you.
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She said she wanted it.
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She said yes!
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Nice one.
Go on, get some of that. Yeah.
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Great. That's great.
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Oh, fuck.
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You look like a shit version
of that guy from Blur.
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Thanks.
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Ready?
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Mm-hm.
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OK... I... Sorry...
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Mwah...
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Yeah... That's nice.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Yeah, no, that is it.
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Shut your damn mouth.
- OK. Yeah.
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OK... OK.
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Hey, did you see that show last night,
"My So-Called Life"?
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It's good, she dyes her hair in the--
- Shut up.
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OK... OK.
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No, no, no.
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Are you kidding me?
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Bwahhh... That was...
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...great.
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That was great. It was great.
Thank you for...for that. Uh...
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Oh... Stupid...bell.
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OK.
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I'm just gonna...
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Oh, thank you again for that.
Thank you.
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Two or the same as.
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Just remember that, at least.
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So, the full bit is
a low standard deviation indicates
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the value must be close to
or the same as...
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the mean or expected value.
Got that?
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Yeah, me neither. All right.
Give number four on page 60...
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Hey, Eddie, how come
you didn't touch Tracey's boob?
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Jesus, Kev!
- Kev, what is wrong with you?
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What?
It's true, he didn't, they just said it.
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It's not my fault
he doesn't like girls.
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I love boobs.
- All right, yeah, thank you.
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So, um, anyway...
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What the fuck?
- Shit.
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You perving on us?
- I said 30 minutes.
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What can I say?
We had to make it last.
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Yeah, I wish.
That place is filthy.
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I know,
you should really get a hotel
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Hm.
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Have you thought about
what you're going to do next year?
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Fucking lesbian!
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Wha...?
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I...I am NOT a lesbian.
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What were those two up to?
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Dunno.
- Teen pregnancy waiting to happen.
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You had me at 19.
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It'd be an ugly bloody baby at that.
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I'm going to do...
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Remember, boys don't respect girls
that spread their legs.
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Mam!
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Your dad would be so proud of you.
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Do you want to stay home tomorrow?
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The school will understand.
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We could light a candle
for his anniversary.
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It's OK.
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Thanks.
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Would you not try a bit of lipstick?
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Jesus, mam,
make up your mind!
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You've got to be
fucking kidding me. Another six months?
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No, you don't have to do it twice,
you applied for that!
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Hannah, I...
- Just open the door.
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Ready for the first fitness test?
- Mm-hm.
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Great.
Can you, um...do a chin-up yet?
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Ian.
- What?
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There's more to life than chin-ups.
- Not in the Cadets.
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Uh... Eddie shifted a girl today.
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Oh.
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Word is he didn't touch her tits.
- Jack!
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Who said that?
- A few people like, you know...
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A few people in every class,
like everyone...
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Everyone said it.
- Look. Sh. It's fine.
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That's all right,
that's respectful, right?
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No, no, I didn't have time!
The bell rang!
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I was literally about to grab it.
- Jesus!
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Is she your girlfriend?
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W-We don't want to put a label on it.
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But, yes.
- Good.
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That's good,
you're becoming a man.
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See? I knew
we didn't have to worry.
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Jesus, Ian.
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I just don't know if I can vote.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Hey. Hey! Hey...
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This place is such a hole.
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Hello?
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Wahey, wanker!
State of him.
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Hey, Tracey.
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Uh, do you wanna go
to the cinema sometime?
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Huh?
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Or just like a milkshake.
Maybe?
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No? OK. Uh...
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Just meet my parents?
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Fuck off.
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OK.
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It's fine.
I'm gonna go this way.
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OK, OK, OK, OK...
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Homo!
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# Feels like nothing
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# And it looks like
you're nothing at all... #
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Fuck!
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Did you throw a rock at me?
- You didn't stop. Anyway...
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I'll go out with you.
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What?
- On a date!
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Wanna go out or not?
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Benders!
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OK.
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Oscar's Cinema. 7 PM.
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'The cancer, it's spread.'
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'Oh... No.'
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'You can't just make me
fall in love with you and then die.'
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'Do you think
I wanna leave you, Karen?'
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'I love you more than anything,
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you and our unborn child.'
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'I'll never let him forget you.'
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'It's a boy?'
- 'Yes!'
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'Oh, Karen!'
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People are all over Oasis,
but fuck them,
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it's all about Bikini Kill.
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Kathleen Hanna is proper punk.
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Have you heard them?
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Of course not.
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And what do you see?
Female bass players, that's it.
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So, you think women shouldn't play bass?
- Of course they should be bass players!
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Don't fucking...
- Don't touch me!
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Fucking patriarchy!
Have you read Simone de Beauvoir?
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Uh, it's, uh...
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It's on my list.
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So, why do you want to join
the fascist war machine?
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What?
- The army.
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I believe...
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...that the fire of war
turns one into a man.
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It's the Irish army. They're more likely
to be filling in for bin men on strike.
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What else can I do?
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Besides, it's a family tradition.
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Was your grandad in the army too?
- No, he was a farmer.
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It needs to be more than one person
in order to be a tradition.
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Yeah, well,
I'll make it a tradition, then!
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Jesus.
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She's holding his hand.
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Jesus, Ireland's roads are so shit.
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Did I give you my condolences
about your dad?
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You probably muttered "I'm sorry
for your troubles" at some point.
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Good.
That was good of me.
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And I'm sorry for your troubles.
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You didn't make him do it.
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Or did you?
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No, no, of course not!
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Joking.
- Jesus, Amber.
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Thanks.
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I had fun.
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Really?
- Yeah.
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OK.
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W-What the hell are you doing?!
- I don't know! I thought that...
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You're gay!
- Gay for boobs!
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I can see your hard-on
under the desk for Sweeney!
235
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:38,181
I like his clothes.
236
00:15:38,306 --> 00:15:41,015
One, only a gay guy would say that.
237
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,140
And two, he dresses like shit,
238
00:15:43,265 --> 00:15:46,765
which you would know because
gays have a great sense of fashion.
239
00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:49,223
Well, there you go,
there you go, I'm not gay. So...
240
00:15:49,973 --> 00:15:51,265
Yes, you are.
241
00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:56,472
So am I.
242
00:16:00,055 --> 00:16:03,805
Aren't you tired
of being called a faggot?
243
00:16:04,389 --> 00:16:05,889
Well, yes, because I'm not one.
244
00:16:07,014 --> 00:16:10,472
We pretend to go out
just to get everyone to leave us alone.
245
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,972
Just until school is over
and we can get out of this dump.
246
00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:19,014
Amber, I'm not...
247
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:23,847
...ready for a serious relationship.
- Eddie...
248
00:16:23,972 --> 00:16:26,304
I just broke up with Tracey
249
00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:29,471
and I need to play that field.
250
00:16:30,138 --> 00:16:32,763
Play that field.
And I-I don't want to get tied...
251
00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:34,721
down.
252
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,179
OK.
253
00:16:39,304 --> 00:16:42,679
Jesus, just forget I said anything.
- I think that'd be best.
254
00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:11,678
Faster! Come on, you pansies!
255
00:17:11,803 --> 00:17:13,720
This isn't knitting club!
256
00:17:14,262 --> 00:17:15,637
Faster!
257
00:17:16,428 --> 00:17:18,095
Come on, Cotter!
258
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,678
I'll make a man out of you yet.
259
00:17:20,845 --> 00:17:23,137
'Hey.'
- 'Hi, how are you?'
260
00:17:23,262 --> 00:17:25,970
'Good, you?'
- 'Good. I like your bike.'
261
00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:27,970
'Cheers.'
- 'It's cool.'
262
00:17:28,512 --> 00:17:30,636
'A guide to love-making.'
263
00:17:45,052 --> 00:17:48,802
'Jesus will now
make the vagina slippery
264
00:17:48,927 --> 00:17:51,052
to accept the man's love.'
265
00:17:54,177 --> 00:17:56,719
Not Amber's.
266
00:17:57,469 --> 00:17:58,469
Kev.
267
00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:02,261
'Remember, you have an audience.'
268
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,426
'God bless us all.'
269
00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:32,510
So sensitive.
I mean, it's not offensive, it's a fact.
270
00:18:32,635 --> 00:18:35,342
Obviously it's Oasis.
- Blur!
271
00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:37,050
Oasis!
- Blur!
272
00:18:46,217 --> 00:18:47,217
What?
273
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,842
Do you want the shifts?
274
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,134
Yes.
275
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,467
Yes, I do.
276
00:19:08,841 --> 00:19:09,841
Well?
277
00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:11,758
Fine.
278
00:19:12,883 --> 00:19:14,174
I'll be your boyfriend.
279
00:19:15,091 --> 00:19:16,591
Pretend-boyfriend...
280
00:19:16,716 --> 00:19:19,633
Pretend-real boyfriend.
281
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,216
Just till school is over.
282
00:19:21,341 --> 00:19:22,466
Yeah.
- Yeah.
283
00:19:22,591 --> 00:19:23,799
Or...
- Yeah.
284
00:19:23,924 --> 00:19:25,383
Or longer. No?
285
00:19:25,924 --> 00:19:28,466
OK.
- Sss...
286
00:19:28,591 --> 00:19:30,341
Just because we are...
287
00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:35,049
You know, uh...
- You can say it. Gay.
288
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,508
Well, just because...
- I'm gay, you're gay.
289
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:39,591
We're gay. Two big gays.
- OK...
290
00:19:39,715 --> 00:19:41,298
A big, gay wall.
- Stop saying it.
291
00:19:41,423 --> 00:19:43,882
Stop.
And there's nothing gay about the wall.
292
00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:47,090
But it doesn't matter what we are,
but we don't have to be.
293
00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:51,673
Sure.
- OK.
294
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:56,257
Ah, mm, ugh...
- If it's gonna work...
295
00:19:56,382 --> 00:19:58,965
What, "ugh"?
It's a hand! So, just take it
296
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:02,673
because people need to think
that we like each other, so, take it.
297
00:20:03,673 --> 00:20:06,715
See it's...
- We have to... Yeah, thank you.
298
00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,548
This was your stupid plan.
299
00:20:10,132 --> 00:20:11,423
X there...
300
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:17,797
OK, so, substitute your known values
into the...
301
00:20:24,506 --> 00:20:26,006
Eddie, how far did you get?
302
00:20:29,131 --> 00:20:30,547
Mm...
303
00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:32,547
Nice.
304
00:20:32,672 --> 00:20:35,589
I always thought you two were benders.
- Kev!
305
00:20:35,714 --> 00:20:38,131
That's it. Principal's office.
- What?
306
00:20:38,256 --> 00:20:41,172
But...I'm being nice!
I'm saying they're not benders!
307
00:20:41,297 --> 00:20:42,214
Now.
308
00:20:43,381 --> 00:20:44,381
Oh, my...
309
00:20:46,671 --> 00:20:47,796
Quicker.
310
00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:53,005
I'm going...as fast...
311
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,713
Guys, no touching.
312
00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:16,630
Eddie, could you hang on a sec?
313
00:21:19,629 --> 00:21:21,004
I'll, uh...
314
00:21:21,837 --> 00:21:23,295
see you outside...
315
00:21:24,629 --> 00:21:26,212
...sweetheart?
316
00:21:26,337 --> 00:21:27,837
Sure thing, babe.
317
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,795
Everything OK?
318
00:21:38,004 --> 00:21:39,379
Yeah.
319
00:21:39,504 --> 00:21:42,754
Just if the guys are giving you stick,
you can talk to me.
320
00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:46,837
They're not.
They're not, it's just, um...
321
00:21:48,254 --> 00:21:49,628
It's just...
322
00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:53,378
High...jinks. High jinks.
It's high, high jinks.
323
00:21:55,128 --> 00:21:56,169
OK.
324
00:21:58,753 --> 00:22:01,836
Well, if you need to talk,
I'm here, all right?
325
00:22:02,711 --> 00:22:05,711
Mm-hm.
- OK, cool. See you later.
326
00:22:05,836 --> 00:22:06,961
OK.
327
00:22:29,085 --> 00:22:31,585
Did you confess
your love for Sweeney?
328
00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:32,710
Shut up.
329
00:22:32,835 --> 00:22:34,877
I don't get it,
he looks like a maths teacher.
330
00:22:35,002 --> 00:22:37,877
Because you're a lesbian
and he is a maths teacher.
331
00:22:38,002 --> 00:22:41,793
Speaking of which, you should act
a little less...you know...
332
00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:43,627
...mannishly.
333
00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:46,377
What?
334
00:22:47,418 --> 00:22:48,627
Walk more feminine.
335
00:22:49,002 --> 00:22:51,835
Feminine?
- Yes, fem... Just a bit of hip!
336
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,334
So, like you?
337
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,751
Wait, what am I doing wrong?
338
00:22:58,417 --> 00:23:01,751
Basically, walk like
you're repressing all of your emotions
339
00:23:01,876 --> 00:23:03,501
and you have no joints.
340
00:23:04,876 --> 00:23:05,751
OK.
341
00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:08,542
No, no!
342
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:11,751
By the way, if anyone asks,
I have already fingered you.
343
00:23:12,292 --> 00:23:13,917
After one day?!
344
00:23:14,042 --> 00:23:16,626
I want people to think I'm straight,
not a slut.
345
00:23:17,542 --> 00:23:20,001
Wasn't slut
a patrarchal construct?
346
00:23:20,501 --> 00:23:21,459
Patriarchal!
347
00:23:21,584 --> 00:23:23,459
A patriarchal construct.
- Jesus!
348
00:23:23,626 --> 00:23:26,084
This is what happens
when you teach men new words.
349
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:33,125
And they pay you ten quid?
- Yep.
350
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,291
Who?
- Everyone.
351
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,750
Your mam has no clue?
- No.
352
00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:41,791
How much have you made?
353
00:23:42,541 --> 00:23:44,083
Nearly 2,000.
354
00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:46,166
Yeah, that's a lot of tenners.
355
00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,916
Well, there are a lot of horny teens.
356
00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:51,583
Plus, I need as much as I can get.
357
00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:55,416
The minute school is over,
I am out of here.
358
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,125
This place will kill you.
359
00:24:03,457 --> 00:24:04,707
Where are you gonna go?
360
00:24:05,582 --> 00:24:06,832
London.
361
00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:10,124
I'm going to open
an anarchist bookshop,
362
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:12,040
but with franchise potential.
363
00:24:13,082 --> 00:24:14,832
It's a good idea.
- Yeah.
364
00:24:15,457 --> 00:24:18,415
Anyway, I'd better go.
365
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,040
Some horny teens need me.
366
00:24:21,624 --> 00:24:23,290
Come to my house
for dinner tomorrow?
367
00:24:25,374 --> 00:24:26,665
OK.
368
00:24:28,415 --> 00:24:31,956
Wear something girly!
- I will if you won't!
369
00:24:41,539 --> 00:24:44,498
First girlfriend home for dinner.
- Second girlfriend.
370
00:24:45,539 --> 00:24:47,581
I thought
the first one didn't count or...
371
00:24:47,706 --> 00:24:49,248
No, she definitely does.
372
00:24:49,373 --> 00:24:51,414
Oh.
373
00:24:52,831 --> 00:24:55,248
You'd better get changed.
Amber's gonna be here.
374
00:24:55,373 --> 00:24:58,956
Who?
- Eddie's Amber. Amber Keenan.
375
00:25:00,623 --> 00:25:02,914
Oh, right, yes. Yeah, right.
376
00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:07,163
Didn't she find her dad hanging--
- Not the time, Ian.
377
00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:08,288
Right.
378
00:25:09,038 --> 00:25:11,580
Uh, how did the fitness test go?
- Great.
379
00:25:11,705 --> 00:25:12,788
Good.
380
00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:15,830
Imagine if the Commandant's son
didn't make the cut.
381
00:25:16,830 --> 00:25:18,455
I'd never live it down.
382
00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:20,497
I mean, of course I would.
383
00:25:20,622 --> 00:25:22,455
Of course I WOULD.
Of course you will.
384
00:25:24,955 --> 00:25:27,413
Yeah, you should...go and get that.
385
00:25:30,538 --> 00:25:31,913
Oh, my God.
386
00:25:40,287 --> 00:25:41,662
You look beautiful.
387
00:25:42,412 --> 00:25:43,662
Thanks.
388
00:25:44,454 --> 00:25:46,996
You're welcome. So, can I...
- Mm...
389
00:25:47,121 --> 00:25:48,329
Come here.
390
00:25:49,037 --> 00:25:50,412
Right, OK.
391
00:25:50,537 --> 00:25:52,121
Come in.
- Hi!
392
00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:54,454
Hello.
- Come in, please.
393
00:26:08,371 --> 00:26:09,786
Um...
394
00:26:09,911 --> 00:26:13,620
Amber, Eddie was saying that you
help your mam out in the caravan park.
395
00:26:13,745 --> 00:26:14,620
I hate it.
396
00:26:16,245 --> 00:26:17,745
Right. It's-It's nice for her.
397
00:26:20,661 --> 00:26:24,245
Do you, um... Or have you
decided what you'll do next year?
398
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:30,578
Probably study English
or History or Politics,
399
00:26:30,703 --> 00:26:32,453
or maybe work for a zine.
400
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,911
It's a self-published magazine.
401
00:26:37,828 --> 00:26:40,703
Um, is there much money
in the zine scene?
402
00:26:41,952 --> 00:26:43,202
Tonnes.
403
00:26:43,327 --> 00:26:46,994
Oh. That's interesting. Eddie,
you might consider that as a choice.
404
00:26:48,369 --> 00:26:51,285
I'm joining the army.
- But it's just one option, isn't it?
405
00:26:51,952 --> 00:26:53,369
It's a very solid option.
406
00:26:54,244 --> 00:26:56,327
The army takes a lot of sacrifice,
that's all.
407
00:26:56,869 --> 00:26:58,702
So does marriage.
- Pardon?
408
00:27:01,327 --> 00:27:03,910
So does marriage.
- What sacrifices have you made?
409
00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:08,035
Do you want it in writing?
- Yeah, that'd be great.
410
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,494
Like a list?
- Yes, a list.
411
00:27:09,619 --> 00:27:11,619
How long have we got?
- A very tiny list.
412
00:27:11,744 --> 00:27:12,619
Get your A4 pad.
413
00:27:12,744 --> 00:27:16,409
I think that Eddie
would look really manly and hot
414
00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:17,618
in uniform.
415
00:27:19,326 --> 00:27:22,743
I mean, morally, I don't agree with
national armies, but still...
416
00:27:23,659 --> 00:27:26,451
Super sexy!
- Mm-hm.
417
00:27:27,034 --> 00:27:28,534
Thank you, babe.
- Yeah.
418
00:27:28,659 --> 00:27:30,034
We're gonna go to my room.
419
00:27:30,618 --> 00:27:32,909
Oh. Uh, yeah, of course.
420
00:27:33,576 --> 00:27:36,493
Oh, do you want some, um...trifle?
Do you want...?
421
00:27:36,618 --> 00:27:37,951
I-I can bring it up in...
422
00:27:38,076 --> 00:27:39,451
in two cups.
423
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,076
Leave your door open.
424
00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:46,533
Don't worry, they haven't had sex yet.
- Jesus Christ.
425
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:50,075
He's only just fingered her.
426
00:27:55,117 --> 00:27:57,367
Your parents don't seem happy.
- They're fine!
427
00:28:01,908 --> 00:28:02,908
Jesus.
428
00:28:03,658 --> 00:28:06,450
This must be what the inside
of your gay brain looks like.
429
00:28:06,575 --> 00:28:08,950
No. No, there's nothing gay
about my room!
430
00:28:09,075 --> 00:28:10,742
Those are bullet shells.
431
00:28:10,867 --> 00:28:12,033
Bullets.
432
00:28:18,033 --> 00:28:20,282
Ow! What was that for?
433
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:21,574
Sorry.
434
00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:24,782
Wanted to distract you
from your parents' shit marriage.
435
00:28:25,574 --> 00:28:27,699
You're gonna die a virgin.
- No, I'm not.
436
00:28:27,824 --> 00:28:29,366
Hm, yes, you are.
437
00:28:29,491 --> 00:28:30,616
No.
438
00:28:31,324 --> 00:28:32,574
I mean...
439
00:28:33,699 --> 00:28:34,949
I'm not a virgin.
440
00:28:36,241 --> 00:28:37,366
Really?
441
00:28:37,907 --> 00:28:40,074
With a guy, girl...?
442
00:28:40,199 --> 00:28:42,616
Guy.
- A girl? Guy? It was a guy.
443
00:28:43,116 --> 00:28:44,949
He was staying
at the caravan park.
444
00:28:46,366 --> 00:28:48,616
Just wanted to see
what all the fuss was about.
445
00:28:49,907 --> 00:28:51,032
What was it like?
446
00:28:52,281 --> 00:28:53,281
Awful.
447
00:28:54,490 --> 00:28:56,448
He looked like
he was having a stroke.
448
00:29:13,948 --> 00:29:15,948
I don't think we're missing anything.
449
00:29:18,656 --> 00:29:19,740
Not really.
450
00:29:22,115 --> 00:29:23,406
Me neither.
451
00:29:26,572 --> 00:29:28,530
See you tomorrow?
- Mm-hm.
452
00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,697
We should...
- Yeah. We should...
453
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,864
Don't bite me!
454
00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,197
Evidence!
455
00:29:48,697 --> 00:29:50,280
Don't-Don't move.
456
00:29:59,196 --> 00:30:01,029
Go on, Eddie, good man.
457
00:30:04,529 --> 00:30:05,821
What?
458
00:30:12,821 --> 00:30:15,613
No one's saying
Thatcher wasn't horrendous,
459
00:30:15,738 --> 00:30:17,613
but think of the arch.
460
00:30:28,778 --> 00:30:29,820
Oh, my God!
461
00:30:36,403 --> 00:30:38,820
Done your maths?
462
00:30:38,945 --> 00:30:41,153
Yeah.
- Same.
463
00:30:42,695 --> 00:30:45,320
I did my maths.
- Oh, yeah.
464
00:30:59,403 --> 00:31:00,987
I'm going to live near Camden.
465
00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:03,527
It's where all the punks live.
466
00:31:04,569 --> 00:31:07,444
Maybe Hackney.
It's on the Victoria line.
467
00:31:08,569 --> 00:31:09,944
Maybe Soho.
468
00:31:12,361 --> 00:31:13,777
Probably Soho.
469
00:31:25,277 --> 00:31:26,152
Nice.
470
00:31:36,026 --> 00:31:39,110
No more popping sweets, ladies.
471
00:31:39,235 --> 00:31:41,443
This is it. It's now...
472
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,026
...or never.
473
00:31:44,151 --> 00:31:48,985
You can be men
or you can be...telephonists.
474
00:31:49,818 --> 00:31:52,860
This isn't knitting club!
475
00:31:55,026 --> 00:31:56,651
Come on, Cotter!
476
00:31:58,943 --> 00:32:00,110
Come on, Cian!
477
00:32:00,235 --> 00:32:02,818
Fucking let's go, let's go!
478
00:32:02,943 --> 00:32:05,860
Faster, faster!
- Get up that hill!
479
00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:10,067
Come on, Cotter, move it!
480
00:32:10,192 --> 00:32:13,609
This isn't...crochet for beginners!
481
00:32:19,234 --> 00:32:21,234
Come on. Don't give up yet.
482
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,775
Money.
483
00:32:29,109 --> 00:32:30,400
Have you got any?
484
00:32:30,525 --> 00:32:32,317
Are you serious?
485
00:32:32,442 --> 00:32:36,734
I am not Mother fucking Theresa
for Kildare's hard-up teens!
486
00:32:38,317 --> 00:32:39,608
With fucking hard-ons!
487
00:32:39,733 --> 00:32:41,858
OK, relax.
488
00:32:42,441 --> 00:32:44,649
Jesus.
- I bet Eddie isn't like this.
489
00:32:44,774 --> 00:32:46,233
No.
- Um...
490
00:32:46,983 --> 00:32:49,274
Here. Take these.
491
00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:52,233
No, they're good, I promise.
492
00:32:53,316 --> 00:32:54,983
They actually are pretty good.
493
00:32:57,316 --> 00:32:58,733
You're barred for a month.
494
00:33:01,149 --> 00:33:04,316
We're not doing it in the bushes again.
- What's wrong with them?
495
00:33:50,939 --> 00:33:53,272
Uh, do you have a fake ID?
- No.
496
00:33:53,397 --> 00:33:54,689
Well, uh, get one.
497
00:33:54,814 --> 00:33:57,189
Don't forget to vote, sir.
Thank you.
498
00:33:57,314 --> 00:33:59,022
What the fuck is this?
499
00:34:01,647 --> 00:34:02,939
You know...
500
00:34:03,939 --> 00:34:08,064
...this is the longest that no one's
called me a lesbian since my dad died.
501
00:34:09,772 --> 00:34:11,981
A good week after that
there was just...
502
00:34:12,856 --> 00:34:14,397
silence.
503
00:34:15,896 --> 00:34:17,605
Almost made it worth it.
504
00:34:19,396 --> 00:34:20,688
Do you miss him?
505
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,855
People think he must've been miserable,
506
00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:29,396
but he wasn't.
507
00:34:29,813 --> 00:34:31,521
He always laughed with me and mam.
508
00:34:33,896 --> 00:34:35,438
This place killed him.
509
00:34:36,855 --> 00:34:40,021
If it makes you feel any better,
I think I'm gonna fail the Cadets.
510
00:34:42,355 --> 00:34:45,146
Yeah, it's not dead-dad bad,
but still...
511
00:34:49,229 --> 00:34:52,062
For what it's worth,
I think you're fascist enough.
512
00:34:52,395 --> 00:34:53,645
Thanks.
513
00:34:57,770 --> 00:34:59,145
Come on, let's go.
514
00:34:59,270 --> 00:35:00,354
We have school.
515
00:35:00,479 --> 00:35:02,687
Oh, fuck it!
We're going to Dublin.
516
00:35:13,854 --> 00:35:15,437
Don't touch me.
- Totally fair.
517
00:35:35,811 --> 00:35:37,936
'Next station is Dublin.'
518
00:36:14,227 --> 00:36:17,643
Why don't you just skip the Commandos
and come away with me?
519
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:26,976
What?
520
00:36:31,934 --> 00:36:35,976
# I'll always love you
521
00:36:38,434 --> 00:36:44,434
# And you can be there
522
00:36:46,059 --> 00:36:52,642
# To hug me
523
00:36:52,767 --> 00:36:55,726
# Though someone
524
00:36:57,017 --> 00:36:59,391
# That you've met
525
00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:08,891
# Has made you forget
526
00:37:09,016 --> 00:37:12,016
We should probably
stick together so that we...
527
00:37:12,141 --> 00:37:15,350
Wha...?
- # You can count
528
00:37:16,225 --> 00:37:19,475
# On me
529
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:27,725
# Well, I wish
530
00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:30,474
# I wish you success
531
00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:33,849
# And loads
532
00:37:35,474 --> 00:37:38,015
# Loads of happiness
533
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,265
# But baby
534
00:37:43,265 --> 00:37:45,682
# I got to confess
535
00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:53,807
# I'll be lonely
536
00:37:55,390 --> 00:37:57,307
# If you ever
537
00:37:58,182 --> 00:38:01,474
# Oh, if you ever need a friend... #
538
00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:04,598
You OK, baby gay?
539
00:38:05,598 --> 00:38:06,889
Do you know me?
540
00:38:07,723 --> 00:38:08,806
No.
541
00:38:08,931 --> 00:38:11,056
# Until the end
542
00:38:11,639 --> 00:38:14,514
# And you
543
00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:17,264
# Can depend
544
00:38:18,473 --> 00:38:22,639
# On me
545
00:38:22,764 --> 00:38:24,473
Hi.
- Hi.
546
00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:26,639
I'm Sarah.
547
00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:28,639
I'm not a lesbian.
548
00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:30,806
Yeah.
- Yeah.
549
00:38:30,931 --> 00:38:33,389
Sorry, I didn't... I wasn't saying that.
- No, no...
550
00:38:33,514 --> 00:38:36,180
I-I'm here with my boyfriend...
551
00:38:37,388 --> 00:38:41,763
...who is usually straighter than that.
- OK.
552
00:38:43,222 --> 00:38:48,222
#But, darling, I've gotta confess
553
00:38:49,722 --> 00:38:52,263
# I'm gonna be lonely... #
554
00:38:53,013 --> 00:38:54,430
Oh, shit.
555
00:38:55,472 --> 00:38:59,722
# Oh, if you ever
556
00:39:00,555 --> 00:39:03,888
# Oh, if you ever need a friend... #
557
00:39:06,347 --> 00:39:07,804
Come on, we have to go.
558
00:39:09,054 --> 00:39:11,012
Eddie, this is Sarah.
559
00:39:11,137 --> 00:39:14,012
She studies German
at Trinity.
560
00:39:14,512 --> 00:39:18,471
Well, what's the German for
"We're going to miss the last train"?
561
00:39:18,596 --> 00:39:23,179
Um...Wir werden den letzten Zug verpassen.
562
00:39:23,887 --> 00:39:24,887
Wow.
563
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:30,554
You know, but, you know, you both know
who else spoke German, though.
564
00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:31,679
Hitler.
565
00:39:34,721 --> 00:39:35,721
I...
566
00:39:38,346 --> 00:39:41,428
Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
567
00:39:44,595 --> 00:39:46,011
Was that just a...
568
00:39:46,678 --> 00:39:48,845
Just a fact or an insult?
569
00:39:49,636 --> 00:39:53,136
Uh, honestly, he's not great at either.
570
00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:57,761
Fuck.
571
00:39:59,511 --> 00:40:03,220
I know it looks like
I'm "obeying my man", but...
572
00:40:03,345 --> 00:40:08,095
we really WILL miss the train
and my mam really WILL kill me.
573
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,594
Well... Well...
574
00:40:16,927 --> 00:40:18,219
I'm gonna be at this
575
00:40:18,344 --> 00:40:22,802
on Saturday
if you...happen to be around.
576
00:40:24,052 --> 00:40:25,677
No stress either way, just...
577
00:40:26,594 --> 00:40:27,677
Yeah.
- Yeah.
578
00:40:42,802 --> 00:40:44,135
Hey.
579
00:40:54,009 --> 00:40:57,301
Uh, your mum just needed some space,
I was...
580
00:40:58,343 --> 00:41:00,509
...snoring too loud again.
581
00:41:06,843 --> 00:41:09,468
Were you with Amber?
- Yeah.
582
00:41:12,009 --> 00:41:14,259
Hey, don't worry,
I won't give you a hard time.
583
00:41:18,508 --> 00:41:21,383
My dad used to give me
such a bollocking.
584
00:41:22,758 --> 00:41:23,883
Jesus...
585
00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:26,425
He was stern, you know?
586
00:41:28,133 --> 00:41:29,425
Didn't show emotion.
587
00:41:31,592 --> 00:41:34,758
But...that's what
men were like back then.
588
00:41:36,175 --> 00:41:37,800
You know, cold. They...
589
00:41:38,883 --> 00:41:40,342
...never showed their love.
590
00:42:06,924 --> 00:42:08,466
Where the hell were you?
591
00:42:10,924 --> 00:42:13,132
Nowhere.
- Were you drinking?
592
00:42:13,257 --> 00:42:15,424
I may have had
a little glass of something.
593
00:42:15,549 --> 00:42:17,341
What would your father say?
594
00:42:18,424 --> 00:42:21,216
Well, you don't get an opinion
if you kill yourself!
595
00:42:59,589 --> 00:43:02,922
It's simple, the thing with girls
is that it's all about eye contact.
596
00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:04,297
You just...stare at them?
597
00:43:05,130 --> 00:43:06,714
Y-You, yeah. Well, no.
598
00:43:06,839 --> 00:43:09,672
Y-You look at them
until you...get their attention.
599
00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:14,380
Just keep looking.
- That's exactly what I do.
600
00:43:14,505 --> 00:43:16,755
Yeah, OK.
601
00:43:19,547 --> 00:43:21,505
So, you've never fucked yet?
- Uh...
602
00:43:22,589 --> 00:43:23,630
No.
603
00:43:24,505 --> 00:43:27,379
Waiting for the right time.
- What's the matter, can't get it up?
604
00:43:27,504 --> 00:43:28,963
At least I have a girlfriend.
605
00:43:29,088 --> 00:43:33,463
Ohhh.
- Well, I've had loads of sex, so...
606
00:43:34,129 --> 00:43:35,129
With who?
607
00:43:35,254 --> 00:43:36,504
Ohhh.
608
00:43:36,629 --> 00:43:38,963
Well, it was on...
It was on holiday! So...
609
00:43:39,088 --> 00:43:41,838
Course it was.
- Yeah, it was, actually.
610
00:43:41,963 --> 00:43:45,046
Spain, 1993, you heard of it?
No, you wouldn't.
611
00:43:45,171 --> 00:43:48,379
It was great. Shut up! Leave me alone.
Don't look at me like that.
612
00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:53,254
I was thinking about what you said.
613
00:43:53,379 --> 00:43:56,504
About how the state
just wants to control vaginas?
614
00:43:57,629 --> 00:44:00,503
No, the other, uh, thing.
615
00:44:00,628 --> 00:44:02,628
About me coming to London with you.
616
00:44:03,795 --> 00:44:06,878
Shit, Cotter!
Are you going to defect?
617
00:44:07,003 --> 00:44:10,253
No. No, I'm just...thinking out loud.
618
00:44:10,962 --> 00:44:13,587
I mean,
I suppose I can make room, but...
619
00:44:13,712 --> 00:44:16,128
you'd have to pull your weight.
- Fine.
620
00:44:16,253 --> 00:44:19,212
And I don't think
a punk zine is going to pay two wages.
621
00:44:19,670 --> 00:44:22,212
Will it pay one?
- Jesus.
622
00:44:22,337 --> 00:44:24,295
London will eat
your country arse alive.
623
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:26,587
We've grown up
a quarter of a mile away.
624
00:44:26,712 --> 00:44:29,712
Yeah, but I have a city mentality.
625
00:44:31,128 --> 00:44:33,669
These two are the worst.
626
00:44:35,252 --> 00:44:36,419
You know, I...
627
00:44:37,752 --> 00:44:40,127
We should tell people
that we've slept together.
628
00:44:40,252 --> 00:44:42,002
What?! Why?
629
00:44:42,127 --> 00:44:44,711
Because when you're as passionate
as we are,
630
00:44:44,836 --> 00:44:46,919
it's the most
natural thing in the world.
631
00:44:47,836 --> 00:44:49,627
They were saying it this morning.
632
00:44:50,336 --> 00:44:51,586
On one condition.
633
00:44:52,419 --> 00:44:55,294
We go to this...on Saturday.
634
00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:58,419
Please.
635
00:44:58,544 --> 00:45:02,711
I'll give you the best pretend-orgasm
you've ever had.
636
00:45:03,877 --> 00:45:05,376
And wasn't it cool?
637
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,668
Being TOTALLY anonymous?
638
00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:11,460
Will your mam even let you out?
- Leave that to me.
639
00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:14,460
Do you want to make fun
of their sex noises?
640
00:45:14,585 --> 00:45:17,168
Hey, what the fuck?
- I can't, I have training.
641
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,960
I thought
that you were conscientiously objecting?
642
00:45:21,126 --> 00:45:23,043
I promised my dad.
- Ugh.
643
00:45:25,001 --> 00:45:26,001
Bye!
644
00:45:26,126 --> 00:45:27,335
Bye!
645
00:45:29,710 --> 00:45:31,085
This is it, son.
646
00:45:31,210 --> 00:45:35,418
No TVs, no VHS, no CDs.
647
00:45:35,543 --> 00:45:37,917
Just man time.
648
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,792
Remember, if I wasn't your father,
you'd be dead right now.
649
00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:54,500
Why?
- Remember, food is everywhere.
650
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:57,459
Remember,
if you lose your clothes,
651
00:45:58,417 --> 00:45:59,709
you can make clothes.
652
00:46:00,209 --> 00:46:03,334
Remember,
fish are nature's Pot Noodles.
653
00:46:05,209 --> 00:46:06,292
OK.
654
00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:24,333
# She's my wild rose
655
00:46:27,249 --> 00:46:30,666
# My dark-haired lover
656
00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:34,666
# Dipping her feet
657
00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:40,208
# In Sunday seas... #
658
00:46:57,998 --> 00:46:59,415
Hm.
659
00:47:19,456 --> 00:47:20,706
Oh, right.
660
00:47:27,706 --> 00:47:29,289
We need to see the play for school.
661
00:47:32,539 --> 00:47:33,997
Is that so?
662
00:47:35,539 --> 00:47:36,539
Well...
663
00:47:37,497 --> 00:47:41,081
It's the difference between an A and a B
and I want an A.
664
00:47:42,539 --> 00:47:44,747
I want to make dad proud.
- Oh, Jesus.
665
00:47:45,706 --> 00:47:46,913
OK.
666
00:47:48,163 --> 00:47:49,955
Be back by midnight.
667
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,330
I promise.
668
00:48:00,496 --> 00:48:01,580
You have a lovely home.
669
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,830
And now I know you're a liar.
670
00:48:15,788 --> 00:48:16,913
Well...
671
00:48:18,955 --> 00:48:21,079
Come on!
- I...I'm gonna go.
672
00:48:40,954 --> 00:48:42,037
Here.
673
00:48:42,162 --> 00:48:43,870
I got these
instead of a tenner.
674
00:48:44,370 --> 00:48:45,704
I dunno, I...
675
00:48:45,829 --> 00:48:48,704
I-I don't think
soldiers can take drugs, so...
676
00:48:49,537 --> 00:48:50,537
Yeah.
677
00:48:50,662 --> 00:48:53,244
You're thinking of the police.
- Am I?
678
00:48:56,911 --> 00:48:58,911
Hurry the fuck up!
679
00:48:59,036 --> 00:49:00,369
OK.
680
00:49:44,410 --> 00:49:46,410
# Love system, love system
681
00:49:46,535 --> 00:49:48,035
# Gotta get that love system
682
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,285
# Love system, love system... #
683
00:49:50,410 --> 00:49:53,535
We're going to take over
the fucking world!
684
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:55,243
Yeah!
- Yeah!
685
00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:57,867
# Love system, love system
686
00:49:57,992 --> 00:49:59,659
# Gotta get that love system... #
687
00:50:14,826 --> 00:50:17,076
Amber.
688
00:50:18,992 --> 00:50:22,159
Are you OK?
- Yeah!
689
00:50:29,908 --> 00:50:32,366
I didn't know if you'd come.
- Mm...
690
00:50:32,491 --> 00:50:34,283
Well, here I am.
691
00:50:41,616 --> 00:50:43,283
I need to make a confession.
692
00:50:45,575 --> 00:50:47,658
I don't actually have a boyfriend.
693
00:50:48,491 --> 00:50:49,741
Not really.
694
00:50:51,283 --> 00:50:53,991
The whole penis thing
kind of makes me vom.
695
00:50:59,741 --> 00:51:01,491
No, I'm not a fan either.
696
00:51:03,490 --> 00:51:04,615
Good.
697
00:51:05,157 --> 00:51:07,949
That's good.
698
00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:10,907
Sorry.
699
00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:18,365
Hi.
700
00:51:18,490 --> 00:51:19,615
What?
701
00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:20,949
Hi!
702
00:51:22,074 --> 00:51:24,407
Hi.
- You a student?
703
00:51:25,407 --> 00:51:26,574
Uh...
704
00:51:27,449 --> 00:51:28,865
No, no.
705
00:51:29,449 --> 00:51:31,574
No, I'm not.
I'm here with my girlfriend.
706
00:51:31,699 --> 00:51:33,699
She's out there,
we're moving to London.
707
00:51:35,114 --> 00:51:36,448
Right. So...
708
00:52:23,863 --> 00:52:25,322
Cian?
709
00:52:25,447 --> 00:52:29,072
Get the fuck off me!
- Jesus, what the fuck is your problem?
710
00:52:32,322 --> 00:52:34,447
Eddie, wait, please.
Eddie. Eddie!
711
00:52:34,572 --> 00:52:36,655
Don't fucking touch me!
- Whoa!
712
00:52:39,321 --> 00:52:40,862
Get the fuck off me!
713
00:52:41,862 --> 00:52:43,487
Shit. Eddie!
714
00:52:43,612 --> 00:52:46,612
Get the fuck off me!
- Leave him alone!
715
00:52:47,446 --> 00:52:50,737
Jesus! What the...?
716
00:52:50,862 --> 00:52:52,446
Hate crime!
717
00:52:53,321 --> 00:52:54,321
Fuck!
718
00:52:55,279 --> 00:52:57,279
I am SO sorry.
719
00:53:05,946 --> 00:53:08,571
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
720
00:53:09,571 --> 00:53:10,987
Fuck!
721
00:53:12,236 --> 00:53:15,611
OK, OK, OK, OK...
722
00:53:15,736 --> 00:53:18,028
OK. OK...
723
00:53:20,653 --> 00:53:21,945
Eddie!
724
00:53:24,570 --> 00:53:26,778
What the hell was that?!
- Where did you go?!
725
00:53:26,903 --> 00:53:28,236
I was in the other room!
726
00:53:28,361 --> 00:53:31,153
Well, no! No, you weren't!
You just left me alone in there!
727
00:53:31,278 --> 00:53:34,320
What happened?!
728
00:53:36,861 --> 00:53:40,403
Hey. Hey. Hey.
729
00:53:41,945 --> 00:53:43,320
It's OK.
730
00:53:45,777 --> 00:53:48,402
It's OK. It's OK.
731
00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:53,402
I have you now.
732
00:53:54,944 --> 00:53:56,360
I have you now.
733
00:54:10,110 --> 00:54:11,735
I mean, this isn't so bad.
734
00:54:14,194 --> 00:54:15,610
You know, maybe...
735
00:54:17,276 --> 00:54:18,984
Maybe it could be nice.
736
00:54:21,401 --> 00:54:22,818
And maybe...
737
00:54:24,651 --> 00:54:26,151
Maybe it could work.
738
00:54:27,984 --> 00:54:29,026
Like...
739
00:54:30,693 --> 00:54:32,151
Like properly.
740
00:55:14,067 --> 00:55:15,692
What happened last night?
741
00:55:16,442 --> 00:55:18,275
You scared the shit out of me.
742
00:55:21,191 --> 00:55:22,607
It was just the drugs.
743
00:55:35,691 --> 00:55:37,566
Maybe they didn't even notice.
744
00:55:39,899 --> 00:55:41,399
Fuck.
745
00:55:43,316 --> 00:55:44,691
Double fuck.
746
00:55:46,774 --> 00:55:49,149
Get out of the car. Now!
747
00:55:49,274 --> 00:55:51,774
Mam, I--
- Don't you dare speak!
748
00:55:51,899 --> 00:55:54,940
I don't want your delinquent son
anywhere near my daughter!
749
00:55:55,065 --> 00:55:57,815
Well, I don't want your weird daughter
near my son.
750
00:55:57,940 --> 00:56:01,273
Yeah! I mean, she's actually lovely,
but still, fuck you.
751
00:56:01,398 --> 00:56:03,231
Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
752
00:56:03,356 --> 00:56:05,106
Fuck you!
- Fuck off!
753
00:56:05,231 --> 00:56:07,356
Hannah!
- She started it.
754
00:56:10,356 --> 00:56:12,606
Good luck.
- You too.
755
00:56:12,731 --> 00:56:13,565
Get in!
756
00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:17,940
Sorry, mam.
757
00:56:31,647 --> 00:56:33,522
You are in for it now,
young man.
758
00:56:34,064 --> 00:56:35,564
Can I go to my room?
759
00:56:36,939 --> 00:56:37,939
Sure.
760
00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:49,064
Good boy.
761
00:56:53,897 --> 00:56:55,439
Are we not going to punish him?
762
00:56:56,147 --> 00:56:59,521
When you're not absent half of the year
then you can have a say.
763
00:57:07,521 --> 00:57:09,604
Do you want a...
Do you want a Winkle?
764
00:57:20,521 --> 00:57:21,729
Eddie?
765
00:57:22,771 --> 00:57:23,813
What?
766
00:57:24,354 --> 00:57:26,188
Did you, uh, did you use protection?
767
00:57:28,563 --> 00:57:29,854
Lots of it.
768
00:57:31,103 --> 00:57:32,312
Good. Good.
769
00:57:32,437 --> 00:57:34,812
Cos, uh, you wouldn't want
to get a girl pregnant,
770
00:57:34,937 --> 00:57:38,853
then have to get married too young,
and then get divorced
771
00:57:38,978 --> 00:57:42,187
cos you're fighting,
cos you're away working all the time.
772
00:57:43,062 --> 00:57:44,270
What?
773
00:57:44,395 --> 00:57:47,145
Y-You see,
love is like a flame,
774
00:57:47,270 --> 00:57:49,312
it burns you when it's hot.
775
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:51,770
Where's that from?
776
00:57:52,228 --> 00:57:53,978
I, uh, I heard it in a song.
777
00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:05,477
# Our love's gone wrong again
778
00:58:07,686 --> 00:58:11,936
# Our love's gone wrong again
779
00:58:13,977 --> 00:58:16,269
# It seemed so true
780
00:58:16,394 --> 00:58:19,311
# But now I say to you
781
00:58:20,436 --> 00:58:24,352
# Our love's gone wrong again... #
782
00:58:27,269 --> 00:58:30,894
# You shone a light in my eye... #
783
00:58:33,602 --> 00:58:35,810
Hey.
784
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,518
My mam will kill you
if she sees us.
785
00:58:39,476 --> 00:58:40,476
I don't care.
786
00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:43,185
We should take some time.
787
00:58:45,643 --> 00:58:47,935
Just to let my mam cool down.
788
00:58:50,101 --> 00:58:51,226
OK.
789
00:58:53,310 --> 00:58:54,726
But just like a few days.
790
00:58:56,893 --> 00:58:58,435
Something like that.
791
00:58:59,310 --> 00:59:00,476
OK.
792
00:59:01,851 --> 00:59:03,185
Let's say two days, then.
793
00:59:06,101 --> 00:59:07,685
See you in two days!
794
00:59:11,017 --> 00:59:15,059
# You say you want
795
00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:19,225
# Diamonds on a ring of gold
796
00:59:19,350 --> 00:59:23,350
# You say you want
797
00:59:23,475 --> 00:59:27,309
# Your story to remain untold
798
00:59:27,434 --> 00:59:31,184
# All the promises we made
799
00:59:31,309 --> 00:59:35,100
# From the cradle to the grave
800
00:59:35,225 --> 00:59:39,100
# When all I want
801
00:59:39,225 --> 00:59:42,599
# Is you
802
00:59:43,558 --> 00:59:47,516
# You say you'll give me
803
00:59:47,641 --> 00:59:51,683
# A highway with no one on it
804
00:59:51,808 --> 00:59:55,391
# Treasure just to look upon it
805
00:59:55,516 --> 00:59:59,516
# All the riches in the night #
806
01:00:05,183 --> 01:00:07,724
I heard you and Eddie
are going through a rough patch.
807
01:00:07,849 --> 01:00:10,683
Just hang in there.
You two are so in love.
808
01:00:12,058 --> 01:00:13,515
Thanks.
- Come on, babe.
809
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,140
Don't call me babe.
- Fair.
810
01:00:24,265 --> 01:00:25,515
Brian Dermody.
- Here.
811
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:26,807
Rory O'Connor.
- Here.
812
01:00:26,932 --> 01:00:28,348
Essa O'Riley.
- Here.
813
01:00:28,473 --> 01:00:29,682
Amber Keenan.
814
01:00:30,807 --> 01:00:32,098
Eddie, where's Amber?
815
01:00:34,015 --> 01:00:36,098
I... Uh, she's not feeling well.
816
01:00:36,223 --> 01:00:37,473
Is she OK or...?
817
01:00:39,098 --> 01:00:42,015
Period stuff.
- OK, thank you very much for that.
818
01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:43,390
Kevin Burn.
- Here.
819
01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:44,515
Tracey Brennan.
- Here.
820
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,014
Woody Ferguson.
- Here.
821
01:00:46,139 --> 01:00:47,222
Eddie Cotter.
- Here.
822
01:00:48,306 --> 01:00:50,431
We're just pretending to go out.
823
01:00:51,722 --> 01:00:54,056
Just until school is over
and I can get out.
824
01:00:54,181 --> 01:00:55,472
So, he's your beard.
825
01:00:57,389 --> 01:00:58,889
Basically.
826
01:00:59,472 --> 01:01:00,889
Makes sense, I guess.
827
01:01:01,764 --> 01:01:02,806
Does your mam know?
828
01:01:02,931 --> 01:01:05,556
Christ, no. God...
829
01:01:06,514 --> 01:01:08,181
She'd order an exorcism.
830
01:01:14,222 --> 01:01:16,681
So, what now?
- Well, let's get out of here.
831
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,887
Hey, Ms Keenan.
832
01:01:54,012 --> 01:01:55,137
Mrs.
833
01:01:55,887 --> 01:01:57,054
Really?
834
01:01:57,679 --> 01:01:59,512
I thought cos your husband's dead...
835
01:02:00,012 --> 01:02:02,512
You can keep the Mrs.
- Keep the Mrs. OK.
836
01:02:02,637 --> 01:02:04,262
It's a thing.
- Mm-hm, OK.
837
01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:06,595
Uh, is Amber home?
- No.
838
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,512
She must be off seeing a PLAY
with someone else.
839
01:02:15,595 --> 01:02:20,679
# I just stood there bathed in the quiet, no
840
01:02:20,804 --> 01:02:26,428
# You say you'll cut your bangs
I'm calling your bluff
841
01:02:26,553 --> 01:02:31,636
# When you lie to me
it's in the small stuff
842
01:02:31,761 --> 01:02:37,219
# You say you'll cut your bangs
I'm calling your bluff
843
01:02:37,344 --> 01:02:42,219
# When you lie to me
it's in the small stuff
844
01:02:42,344 --> 01:02:47,844
# Now your mouth is foaming
like a rabid dog
845
01:02:47,969 --> 01:02:53,136
# And where the river flowed
is now a clouded fog
846
01:02:53,261 --> 01:02:58,843
# Your teeth are gnashing louder
than your monologue
847
01:02:58,968 --> 01:03:04,302
# And I just stood there
bathed in the quiet, no
848
01:03:04,427 --> 01:03:08,843
# You say you'll cut your bangs
I'm calling your bluff
849
01:03:09,885 --> 01:03:14,927
# When you lie to me
it's in the small stuff
850
01:03:15,052 --> 01:03:20,010
# You say you'll cut your bangs
I'm calling your bluff
851
01:03:20,677 --> 01:03:25,343
# When you lie to me
it's in the small stuff #
852
01:03:27,177 --> 01:03:29,634
So...just remember to pace yourself.
853
01:03:29,759 --> 01:03:31,967
And never push too hard at the start.
854
01:03:32,717 --> 01:03:35,551
Remember the rabbit and the tortoise.
- And the hare!
855
01:03:36,426 --> 01:03:37,842
The tortoise and the hare.
856
01:03:37,967 --> 01:03:41,342
Yeah, and don't worry about
who's passing you, it's a long game.
857
01:03:44,426 --> 01:03:45,801
Eddie, you...
858
01:03:45,926 --> 01:03:48,509
You know you don't have to do this.
I mean, not...
859
01:03:50,051 --> 01:03:52,301
Not everyone is made for the army.
860
01:03:52,967 --> 01:03:54,009
I can do it.
861
01:03:55,551 --> 01:03:57,926
Yes. No, I mean,
I didn't mean it like...
862
01:04:01,258 --> 01:04:02,883
OK, yeah.
863
01:04:03,008 --> 01:04:04,966
You'll be great.
864
01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:13,300
Five minutes!
865
01:04:14,133 --> 01:04:17,341
Eddie, stop. We need to talk.
- There's nothing to talk about.
866
01:04:17,466 --> 01:04:20,216
Just don't tell anybody, all right?
- Eddie!
867
01:04:24,883 --> 01:04:27,883
Jesus, I'm gone one day
and you're back to the war machine.
868
01:04:29,091 --> 01:04:30,258
Where were you?
869
01:04:31,091 --> 01:04:32,550
I was sick.
870
01:04:32,675 --> 01:04:33,840
Period stuff.
871
01:04:36,965 --> 01:04:38,799
Once your mam calms down,
we can go back to normal.
872
01:04:40,299 --> 01:04:41,674
To the way it was.
873
01:04:53,299 --> 01:04:54,340
Let's talk later.
874
01:04:56,215 --> 01:04:57,215
About?
875
01:04:57,715 --> 01:04:58,882
Not now.
876
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:01,840
Good luck.
877
01:05:03,924 --> 01:05:05,090
I love you.
878
01:05:07,548 --> 01:05:08,881
No one can hear you.
879
01:05:22,673 --> 01:05:25,923
That's good, Kelly. Keep it going.
- Faggot.
880
01:05:26,048 --> 01:05:28,214
How far up the hole
do you want it?
881
01:05:28,339 --> 01:05:29,881
Move!
- Come on, Cotter.
882
01:05:31,339 --> 01:05:32,673
Come on, move it!
883
01:05:34,881 --> 01:05:36,673
Get up!
884
01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:17,129
Hi. Uh...
885
01:06:17,254 --> 01:06:20,837
Look, I was thinking and...I...
886
01:06:21,296 --> 01:06:23,337
I think that maybe we should just...
887
01:06:24,754 --> 01:06:26,921
We should just start
going out properly.
888
01:06:27,421 --> 01:06:28,421
What?
889
01:06:29,462 --> 01:06:30,546
No!
890
01:06:31,879 --> 01:06:35,712
Like Jesus, no!
- What? Sh! Why not?
891
01:06:35,837 --> 01:06:37,754
Th-This works, OK, it's perfect.
892
01:06:37,879 --> 01:06:41,129
Eddie, it's not real.
- But it is. It is. No, it is real.
893
01:06:41,254 --> 01:06:45,295
We just... We just...
Yeah, OK, we skip the sex part, OK?
894
01:06:45,420 --> 01:06:47,170
But most couples stop that anyway.
895
01:06:48,586 --> 01:06:53,003
I don't want to skip it!
Like, we shouldn't have to skip it.
896
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,128
Amber, please.
897
01:06:56,670 --> 01:06:57,961
Don't ruin this.
898
01:07:00,170 --> 01:07:01,253
I'm sorry, Eddie.
899
01:07:03,503 --> 01:07:04,545
It's over.
900
01:07:08,170 --> 01:07:10,836
If you want,
you can tell people you ended it.
901
01:07:13,711 --> 01:07:15,294
That makes sense.
902
01:07:25,710 --> 01:07:27,794
Sh. Hey!
903
01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:29,835
Why don't we put on some potato waffles?
904
01:07:31,752 --> 01:07:34,002
Amber dumped him.
- No, I-I dumped her!
905
01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:38,044
I'm sorry, love.
906
01:07:41,877 --> 01:07:44,710
Look, just remember,
it doesn't matter either way.
907
01:08:03,501 --> 01:08:04,543
I got in.
908
01:08:05,084 --> 01:08:09,043
That's great, honey, that's great.
- Wow. Hey!
909
01:08:10,543 --> 01:08:12,043
Well done.
- Well done.
910
01:08:12,168 --> 01:08:14,709
That's great.
That's good news.
911
01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:23,792
Mam.
912
01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:30,042
Please say something.
913
01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:33,250
That you're...
914
01:08:36,667 --> 01:08:38,083
Gay.
915
01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:43,375
I don't know
what your father would say.
916
01:08:50,417 --> 01:08:51,792
He's not here.
917
01:08:53,249 --> 01:08:54,582
It's just us.
918
01:08:58,582 --> 01:09:00,291
I'm not going anywhere.
919
01:09:21,582 --> 01:09:25,331
You're voting for Jesus.
Hey, Eddie, hey! Hey.
920
01:09:27,706 --> 01:09:29,165
Eddie.
- What?
921
01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:32,040
Amber... Amber... She's a lesbian.
922
01:09:32,165 --> 01:09:33,540
What?
- Yeah.
923
01:09:33,665 --> 01:09:36,456
B-But nobody's saying, nobody...
924
01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:43,040
Nobody's saying you made her one.
- Who? Who's saying that?
925
01:09:43,165 --> 01:09:45,206
A few of... Every... That guy.
- He said it?
926
01:09:45,331 --> 01:09:46,790
Yeah.
- Why would he say it?
927
01:09:46,915 --> 01:09:48,665
Like, a lot of people as well.
928
01:09:48,790 --> 01:09:50,790
Were you... What?
- But I...
929
01:09:51,831 --> 01:09:53,915
OK. Oh, Jesus.
930
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:56,165
There, there.
931
01:09:56,290 --> 01:09:57,664
No, no, OK.
932
01:09:57,789 --> 01:09:59,455
OK, OK, OK! Let's go.
933
01:10:00,789 --> 01:10:02,664
Eddie...
934
01:10:20,539 --> 01:10:21,747
Oh, God.
935
01:10:32,163 --> 01:10:33,496
Did you know?
936
01:10:34,829 --> 01:10:35,954
No.
937
01:10:37,288 --> 01:10:39,621
I think she might've
tried it on with me once.
938
01:10:40,621 --> 01:10:43,579
Like...100% did.
939
01:10:49,371 --> 01:10:51,329
I'm a good listener.
940
01:10:53,663 --> 01:10:54,829
Thanks.
941
01:11:14,870 --> 01:11:17,287
Jesus,
that's the lesbian one, isn't it?
942
01:11:36,577 --> 01:11:38,244
Jesus, am I glad to see you.
943
01:11:39,494 --> 01:11:41,619
My mam told Father Jermidy,
944
01:11:41,744 --> 01:11:44,161
but apparently it needs to be
in the actual box
945
01:11:44,286 --> 01:11:45,911
in order to be a confession.
946
01:11:46,036 --> 01:11:47,036
Arsehole.
947
01:11:48,911 --> 01:11:51,452
Eddie.
- Just get the hell out of my way, dyke!
948
01:11:56,369 --> 01:11:57,536
Amber...
949
01:12:08,243 --> 01:12:10,910
Hey, man,
you should really be more sensitive.
950
01:12:11,826 --> 01:12:15,201
Oh, I should really be more sensitive?
You think that?
951
01:12:15,326 --> 01:12:18,326
You, Kev, think that
I should really be more sensitive?!
952
01:12:18,451 --> 01:12:19,576
What the actual fuck?
953
01:12:20,410 --> 01:12:22,118
Don't tell me to be more sensitive!
954
01:12:22,243 --> 01:12:23,535
Who, whoa, whoa, whoa.
955
01:12:28,410 --> 01:12:30,326
Kev, you OK?
956
01:12:31,576 --> 01:12:32,951
My office now.
957
01:12:36,326 --> 01:12:37,576
All right, sit down.
958
01:12:41,034 --> 01:12:43,409
What has gotten into you?
This is not like you.
959
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,450
All right, look...
960
01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:52,034
I know how you must feel.
961
01:12:53,242 --> 01:12:55,742
You do?
- Yeah. Yeah, sure I do.
962
01:13:03,034 --> 01:13:04,117
W-What the hell?
963
01:13:04,242 --> 01:13:06,909
Y-You said that you knew how I feel!
- To be a teenager.
964
01:13:07,034 --> 01:13:10,367
Shit, I...
- No, I've got a fiancée, I'm straight.
965
01:13:10,492 --> 01:13:13,324
I didn't mean it. I didn't.
- Oh, fuck.
966
01:13:13,449 --> 01:13:16,158
OK, was the door open?
The code says it has to be open.
967
01:13:16,283 --> 01:13:17,449
It was, but I was joking!
968
01:13:17,574 --> 01:13:21,783
You're nearest to the door, I'm not
blocking you. This is a safe space.
969
01:13:21,908 --> 01:13:24,949
The safest. Real safe, so safe.
- A safe place.
970
01:13:25,074 --> 01:13:27,741
But it was a joke, though. I was joking!
- Shit, Eddie!
971
01:13:27,866 --> 01:13:29,449
Why did you do that?
972
01:13:29,574 --> 01:13:32,408
I've got a 30-year mortgage
with a lady!
973
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:35,741
With a lady, Eddie. With a lady!
- Just don't tell anyone.
974
01:13:35,866 --> 01:13:39,158
Why did you do that? Why?
- I know, I'm sorry.
975
01:13:39,824 --> 01:13:40,783
Oh, fuck!
976
01:13:50,198 --> 01:13:52,198
Fuck!
977
01:13:53,448 --> 01:13:56,240
Who the fuck
are you calling a dyke?
978
01:13:56,365 --> 01:13:58,032
Why did you have to ruin this?
979
01:13:58,157 --> 01:14:00,615
It was never going to last forever!
- But why not?
980
01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:02,073
Because!
981
01:14:02,198 --> 01:14:05,740
I want pussy and you want cock,
it is a fundamental obstacle!
982
01:14:05,865 --> 01:14:06,907
Shit!
983
01:14:10,032 --> 01:14:12,157
You can come out too.
- No.
984
01:14:12,282 --> 01:14:13,823
No, I'm happy as I am.
985
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:17,656
So, what,
you just join the regiment
986
01:14:17,781 --> 01:14:20,156
and stay here and be miserable?!
987
01:14:22,739 --> 01:14:24,406
It's better than being a faggot.
988
01:14:27,614 --> 01:14:29,572
It's not about other people, Eddie.
989
01:14:30,364 --> 01:14:31,406
It's about you.
990
01:14:58,571 --> 01:14:59,863
I'm ready to talk.
991
01:15:02,988 --> 01:15:04,613
I assumed you would.
992
01:15:14,446 --> 01:15:15,863
She broke my heart.
993
01:15:20,321 --> 01:15:22,695
She was the first girl
that I ever slept with.
994
01:15:24,237 --> 01:15:25,570
My God.
995
01:15:25,695 --> 01:15:27,612
Lesbians are fierce sluts.
996
01:15:29,779 --> 01:15:31,695
I don't know
if I'll ever love again.
997
01:15:59,486 --> 01:16:00,903
Eddie.
998
01:16:17,653 --> 01:16:18,819
Mam.
999
01:16:19,319 --> 01:16:21,736
This is Sarah.
- Hello, Sarah, nice to meet you.
1000
01:16:22,319 --> 01:16:23,361
You too.
1001
01:16:23,819 --> 01:16:25,111
Oh!
1002
01:16:28,652 --> 01:16:30,735
Right, so, that's that.
1003
01:16:33,110 --> 01:16:36,027
I hope you like chicken Kiev.
1004
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,318
I'm... I'm actually vegetarian.
1005
01:16:54,652 --> 01:16:56,527
Amber! Sign my shirt.
1006
01:17:02,734 --> 01:17:05,026
Sorry for all the stick,
but it's in the past now.
1007
01:17:05,651 --> 01:17:07,234
It was last week.
- Ah.
1008
01:17:08,526 --> 01:17:09,776
Exactly.
1009
01:17:50,650 --> 01:17:52,733
Oh...
1010
01:17:54,066 --> 01:17:55,108
Shit.
1011
01:17:56,983 --> 01:17:58,275
Was it OK?
1012
01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:15,690
My turn.
1013
01:18:41,856 --> 01:18:45,106
Sex, have you heard of it?
Be open about it.
1014
01:18:45,231 --> 01:18:47,314
Will you stop talking about
our sex life?!
1015
01:18:47,439 --> 01:18:49,439
You must be open
about these things.
1016
01:18:49,564 --> 01:18:52,314
You were open when I stuck my finger
up your arsehole!
1017
01:18:52,439 --> 01:18:54,231
Oh my God, that was one time!
1018
01:18:54,356 --> 01:18:56,981
That was one time!
- Is that even good, though?
1019
01:18:57,106 --> 01:19:00,814
It was actually quite nice,
but that's not the point!
1020
01:19:00,939 --> 01:19:02,606
She shouldn't bring that up!
1021
01:19:16,188 --> 01:19:18,813
Drink?
- Uh, yeah...
1022
01:19:20,313 --> 01:19:21,522
Do you want something?
1023
01:19:46,354 --> 01:19:47,729
Just because we feel...
1024
01:19:49,729 --> 01:19:51,104
You know...
1025
01:19:53,062 --> 01:19:54,896
It doesn't mean
that we have to be.
1026
01:19:55,646 --> 01:19:56,646
Right.
1027
01:19:59,562 --> 01:20:01,271
We can just move on.
1028
01:20:03,604 --> 01:20:05,104
And live a normal life.
1029
01:20:07,437 --> 01:20:08,896
We can be happy.
1030
01:20:19,061 --> 01:20:20,478
How's the couch?
1031
01:20:22,103 --> 01:20:23,353
It's OK.
1032
01:20:23,895 --> 01:20:25,186
A bit tough on my back.
1033
01:20:30,186 --> 01:20:32,103
Ian, are we shit parents?
1034
01:20:33,270 --> 01:20:34,436
No.
1035
01:20:34,978 --> 01:20:36,311
No, I mean...
1036
01:20:36,936 --> 01:20:39,395
I'd say we're in the top 50% maybe.
1037
01:20:40,353 --> 01:20:43,270
It's not that bad, actually.
- No, it's fine.
1038
01:20:45,270 --> 01:20:47,894
I'd say there's...much worse.
1039
01:20:48,019 --> 01:20:49,685
Yeah. Yeah...
1040
01:20:53,144 --> 01:20:54,269
OK.
1041
01:20:54,394 --> 01:20:56,144
I'm going to turn down the station.
1042
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:00,227
I'm not gonna go.
1043
01:21:06,019 --> 01:21:08,102
Hannah, are we gonna get through this?
1044
01:21:11,769 --> 01:21:13,144
I dunno.
1045
01:21:18,060 --> 01:21:19,393
I hope so.
1046
01:21:20,684 --> 01:21:22,018
I really do.
1047
01:21:44,434 --> 01:21:47,476
How long is Eddie going away for?
- Six weeks.
1048
01:21:47,601 --> 01:21:49,393
He'll be all buff and sexy.
1049
01:21:49,518 --> 01:21:52,517
Once he's done, we can get
a place in the barracks for nothing.
1050
01:21:52,642 --> 01:21:54,308
Jesus, a soldier's wife.
1051
01:21:54,433 --> 01:21:56,975
Has he gone already?
- Can you shampoo Mr Keller.
1052
01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:58,350
Did you just...?
1053
01:21:58,475 --> 01:22:00,308
You missed your shot.
- Exactly.
1054
01:22:00,433 --> 01:22:01,267
When's he going?
1055
01:22:01,392 --> 01:22:02,808
Today.
- None of your bus...
1056
01:22:02,933 --> 01:22:04,933
None of your business.
- I need help here.
1057
01:22:05,058 --> 01:22:07,850
We're on a smoke break.
- Fucking idiot.
1058
01:22:12,433 --> 01:22:13,517
How are you getting on?
1059
01:22:14,433 --> 01:22:15,433
Nearly done.
1060
01:22:26,682 --> 01:22:28,224
I remember when you were tiny.
1061
01:22:29,266 --> 01:22:31,141
I used to have to sit here all night
1062
01:22:31,266 --> 01:22:32,932
and watch you fall asleep.
1063
01:22:33,057 --> 01:22:35,307
It couldn't be your dad,
it had to be me.
1064
01:22:38,057 --> 01:22:40,266
Your dad brought up
this old armchair
1065
01:22:40,391 --> 01:22:44,016
so I could be a bit more comfortable
and...I would just...
1066
01:22:45,307 --> 01:22:46,391
...watch you sleep.
1067
01:22:47,724 --> 01:22:49,099
Night after night.
1068
01:22:52,516 --> 01:22:54,349
You were so beautiful.
1069
01:23:00,015 --> 01:23:02,598
You know
you can tell me...anything.
1070
01:23:03,848 --> 01:23:05,390
Right?
1071
01:23:05,515 --> 01:23:08,015
And I will love you
no matter what.
1072
01:23:13,348 --> 01:23:16,015
I know.
1073
01:23:18,681 --> 01:23:19,765
OK.
1074
01:23:21,848 --> 01:23:23,390
Well, you ready?
1075
01:23:51,889 --> 01:23:53,722
OK.
1076
01:23:53,847 --> 01:23:55,555
OK, you have everything?
- Yeah.
1077
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:57,222
Phone card?
- Yeah.
1078
01:23:57,347 --> 01:23:59,389
Make sure to ring us, yeah?
- Promise.
1079
01:24:10,096 --> 01:24:11,804
I'm so proud of you.
1080
01:24:12,638 --> 01:24:15,596
Forty minutes.
- Yeah, I'm sure.
1081
01:24:40,845 --> 01:24:43,553
So...
Are you gonna let us in or...?
1082
01:24:45,387 --> 01:24:46,595
No.
1083
01:25:07,052 --> 01:25:10,552
Sign your name.
Take your bag. Get on the truck.
1084
01:25:14,094 --> 01:25:15,594
Have you signed your name?
1085
01:25:15,719 --> 01:25:19,136
Sign your name.
Take your bag. Get on the truck.
1086
01:25:28,094 --> 01:25:30,136
Bus is moving in five minutes!
1087
01:25:30,261 --> 01:25:32,969
Everybody, get on the trucks
right behind me!
1088
01:25:47,176 --> 01:25:48,801
Stop throwing rocks at people!
1089
01:25:49,718 --> 01:25:50,926
Here.
1090
01:25:54,260 --> 01:25:55,760
Why?
- Take it!
1091
01:25:56,593 --> 01:25:59,510
It's over 2,000,
it is enough to get out of here.
1092
01:25:59,635 --> 01:26:00,676
Out of Ireland.
1093
01:26:00,801 --> 01:26:02,510
No, I don't want it.
- Yes, you do!
1094
01:26:02,635 --> 01:26:04,051
I'm happy here.
- You're not!
1095
01:26:04,176 --> 01:26:05,760
I am.
- No, you're not!
1096
01:26:06,468 --> 01:26:08,218
And you're not going to be!
1097
01:26:10,343 --> 01:26:11,967
This place will kill you.
1098
01:26:15,884 --> 01:26:17,717
Please, Eddie, just take it.
1099
01:26:18,675 --> 01:26:21,175
You can't be
who you need to be here.
1100
01:26:25,842 --> 01:26:27,425
Where am I supposed to go?
1101
01:26:29,175 --> 01:26:30,425
Anywhere.
1102
01:26:32,550 --> 01:26:34,092
You should come with me.
1103
01:26:36,384 --> 01:26:37,675
I can't.
1104
01:26:40,009 --> 01:26:41,925
You have to do this
on your own.
1105
01:26:43,591 --> 01:26:44,966
I'm scared.
1106
01:26:45,716 --> 01:26:46,883
You should be.
1107
01:26:47,633 --> 01:26:49,091
Fucking scary.
1108
01:26:52,216 --> 01:26:53,591
You'll be great.
1109
01:26:54,966 --> 01:26:56,299
I taught you well.
1110
01:27:01,091 --> 01:27:02,466
I can't.
1111
01:27:03,424 --> 01:27:04,758
I can't.
1112
01:27:13,216 --> 01:27:15,673
Come on, move!
The truck is leaving!
1113
01:27:15,798 --> 01:27:17,132
Last call!
1114
01:27:17,632 --> 01:27:18,632
Amber...
1115
01:27:32,673 --> 01:27:33,923
I'm gay.
1116
01:27:39,923 --> 01:27:40,965
No shit
1117
01:27:42,590 --> 01:27:44,673
I'm sorry
I was such a prick to you.
1118
01:27:46,007 --> 01:27:47,090
No.
1119
01:27:51,339 --> 01:27:55,214
You are the ONLY boy in the world
I'm glad I dated.
1120
01:27:56,589 --> 01:27:57,881
Go.
1121
01:29:52,919 --> 01:29:56,003
# Do you remember when it seemed
1122
01:29:56,128 --> 01:29:59,335
# That your dreams could be so real
1123
01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:02,668
# Do you remember when you believed
1124
01:30:02,793 --> 01:30:06,043
# In everything that you could achieve
1125
01:30:06,168 --> 01:30:09,418
# Now you've lost that look in your eye
1126
01:30:09,543 --> 01:30:12,793
# And you don't hold your head so high
1127
01:30:12,918 --> 01:30:15,918
# Precious memory all around
1128
01:30:16,043 --> 01:30:19,377
# Don't let them shoot you,
shoot you down
1129
01:30:19,502 --> 01:30:22,710
# Don't let them shoot you,
shoot you down
1130
01:30:22,835 --> 01:30:26,043
# Don't let them shoot you,
shoot you down... #
1131
01:32:23,664 --> 01:32:26,623
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