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[theme music]
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honk honk
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honk
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[whistles]
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[siren blaring]
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[whistles]
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screech
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screech
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vroom
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crash
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[door shuts]
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[door shuts]
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Mwah!
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[instrumental music]
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[snoring]
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Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo..
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[snoring]
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Eh, what's the use?
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Ah! Ah!
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No!
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Uh..
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Yeah? Well, who is it?
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Morning, Fred. It's me, Barney.
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It's seven o'clock. You better get up, Fred.
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You'll be late for work.
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- 'Go away.' - Uh-uh.
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I promised Wilma I'd see you got to work on time
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while she's away visitin' her mother.
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'Hey, come on, Fred, seven o'clock.'
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Huh? Then how come it's so dark?
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You've got your eyes closed.
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Oh, this working overtime every night is pure murder.
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I won't live long enough to catch up on my sleep.
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Hey, uh, I'll be right back. I gotta finish breakfast.
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And remember, Fred, it's your turn to drive to work.
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[door shuts]
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Oh, this getting up early
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is for the birds.
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[thuds]
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Every morning wash your face, brush your teeth.
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Oh, boy. I better make an appointment with my dentist.
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How's the new disposal workin', Betty?
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Oh, just wonderful, Barney.
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It's one of those new quiet-type ones.
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chomp chomp chomp
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burp
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Excuse me.
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Poor Wilma, she's so anxious
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for one of these modern conveniences.
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That's why Fred's been workin' so late
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all these nights she's been away
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to impress his boss into a raise
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so he can afford these little wife-savers.
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[car honking]
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Uh, that's Fred. Bye, dear.
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Aren't you gonna kiss me?
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Why? You goin' away somewhere?
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Huh! I didn't think we've been married that long.
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Okay, Fred. Let's go, or we'll be late. Get going.
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I sure like late going, yeah.
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You must be Superman, Fred, working far into the night
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goin' with just a few hours' sleep
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and still fresh as a daisy the next morning.
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[yawning] Me?
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After eight hours of sleep, I'm still bushed.
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Eh, uh, wake me up when we get to my office, Fred.
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[snoring]
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splash
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You must have the heater on, Fred. I'm perspiring.
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Me, too.
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[instrumental music]
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screech
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There you are, Barney.
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Safe and sound.
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Hey, you're sure a good driver, Fred.
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Just don't take any unnecessary chances, that's all.
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Pick you up tonight, Barney, unless--
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Hey, uh, you ain't workin' overtime again tonight, Fred?
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Yeah. The boss wants it. You know something Barney?
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I think Mr. Slate is startin' to notice me.
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- 'Really, Fred?' - Uh, little Freddy's no nut.
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When I work overtime, I work out loud.
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[laughing] Adios, amigo.
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vroom
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(Slate) 'Be reasonable, Bertha.'
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This is the buyer for our largest account.
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You know we've gotta entertain our buyers when they're in town.
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Show them the hotspots, and stuff like that.
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I can't cancel now and take a chance on losing millions
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in orders just because of a theater party
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for one of your nutty charity clubs.
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This is not nutty, Howard.
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It's to raise money for a worthy cause.
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You call that worthy?
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To provide sneakers for poor rickshaw boys?
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That's my Tuesday club.
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This theater party is to raise funds to discover a cure
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for pancretoris.
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- What's pancretoris? - 'We don't know.'
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But it was the only disease available.
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All the others are already taken.
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This city is over-run with charity organizations.
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Oh-oh. Oh, come on, Fifi.
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Mommy is late for her beauty-salon appointment.
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But, but what will I do about the buyer?
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(Bertha) 'Well, perhaps you can get someone else to take your buyer'
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'out to the hotspots tonight.'
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We are going to attend
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"Romeo And Juliet."
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I haven't seen either one of those plays.
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Get somebody else?
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Where can I find somebody on such short notice?
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Say, that could be my pigeon.
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[telephone ringing]
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Hello, Flintstone here.
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You wanna see me, Mr. Slate, in your office?
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Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Right away, sir, at once, sir.
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Oh-ho, boy!
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[instrumental music]
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Must be a raise boss wants to see me about.
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Maybe a bonus, I'll have to buy something with it
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before Wilma comes home and gets her hands on the dough.
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She'll probably stick it in the bank and waste it.
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[knocking on door]
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Come in, faithful employee.
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Ah, Flintstone. Come in, come in. Sit down.
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Make yourself comfortable.
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- Uh, do you smoke cigars? - Yes, sir.
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Good. Let me have one of yours. I'm fresh out.
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Here you are, sir.
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Light, sir? Allow me, sir.
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[exhales sharply]
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Flintstone, I have a problem. My wife--
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- 'I understand, sir.' - Don't interrupt.
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- I haven't finished yet. - 'Sorry, sir.'
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It's seems that Mrs. Slate has committed us
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to a charity affair tonight
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not realizing that I have promised to entertain a buyer.
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A very important buyer.
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Too bad, sir. Anything I can do?
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'Yes. You can take my place.'
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Yes, sir. A pleasure, sir.
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What time shall I pick your wife up?
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Not my wife, the buyer.
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Me, sir?
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Take out a buyer, like a big-time salesman
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with an expense account and a padding and all?
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'Do me this little favor, Freddy-boy'
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'and perhaps the next time'
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there's an opening on the sales force..
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Gosh! An inside job with a water cooler to hang around.
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You've got the touch, Flintstone.
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A born leader of men.
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Huh, then it's all settled.
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I've made reservations for two
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at the new nightclub, The Copa Cave.
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Might as well go home now and get shaved and stuff.
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Oh, uh, here's the buyer's address. Pick her up at 8:00.
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On the dot, HP old boy.
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[instrumental music]
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"Her?"
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He's a she! Oh, no!
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vroom
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I'm glad you understand, Ms. Gravel.
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Yes, Fred will be picking you up at 8:00.
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Uh, what's Flintstone like?
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Uh, well, he's got a great sense of humor.
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What? What's he look like?
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Uh, great sense of humor, that boy.
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Intelligence? He's the funniest.
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[laughs] Yes, yes, goodbye.
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(Fred) 'Mr. Slate, about that buyer.'
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It's all set, she can't wait to meet you.
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Well, she'll have to. I'm a married man.
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- This is business! - I just realized it.
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I-I mean, that the buyer is a female woman.
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Well, I can't call it off now. Might lose the whole account.
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It'll slow things down.
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I guess you'll have to ask your wife to join.
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I'll change the club reservation to three.
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My wife's out of town visiting her mother!
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Well, then there's no problem! Your wife will understand.
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Not my wife, I can't do that! I love my wife.
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'I love mine, too. I keep telling myself.'
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Sorry, Mr. Slate, I guess I'm just doomed
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to be a plain-old dino-operator.
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(Slate) 'If you take out this buyer'
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'it can be the beginning of things for you.'
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You mean, the end, if I know my wife.
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'For her, it could be a whole new world'
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'the wife of a junior executive.'
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"Junior executive?"
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Yeah, just what Wilma always wanted, to be proud of me.
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That she'll be.
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Eventually, you could be made vice president.
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And after a while, who knows, maybe a partner.
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Gosh, Wilma would be the happiest woman in the world!
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What do you say, Freddy? Do you take Ms. Gravel out?
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How's about a light, partner?
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Coming up.
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[instrumental music]
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[scatting]
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Huh, 7:30, just in time to get dressed
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to pick up Ms. Gravel, the buyer.
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Oh, I hope Wilma will forgive me.
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After all, I'm doin' it for her.
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Ah, ah, achoo!
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Uh, those soap bubbles get in my nose.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you, Barney. Another $2 raise.
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The second in ten years.
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Guess the boss has been noticin' my work.
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[chuckles] This calls for celebration.
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Uh, yeah. Hey, uh, I'll go out and get a pizza.
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I mean a real celebration.
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- And ask Fred to join us. - Hey, that's a good idea.
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He's been working real hard since Wilma's been away.
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He could use a little relaxation.
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Let's see if he's in.
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[scatting]
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(Betty) 'Fred, oh, Fred!'
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Hey! Hello, Betty, Barney.
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(Barney) 'Me and Betty is celebratin' tonight, Fred.'
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Uh, we'd like you to join us.
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(Fred) 'Oh, um, uh'
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'that's, uh, delightful of you'
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'but, uh, b-but I--'
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You're not workin' again?
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'Uh, workin'? Well.. Yeah, yeah, that..'
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Mr. Slate, he always finds things for me to do.
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(Betty) 'Working? Isn't that your new tie?'
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Uh, yeah, uh..
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Boss' orders. He's on a neat kick lately. Heh-heh.
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[sniffing]
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Hey, uh, smells like bath salts or somethin'.
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[sniffing]
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- Wilma's. - Uh, yeah.
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They happened to fall into the tub by accident.
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From the bedroom? That's where Wilma keeps her bath salts.
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Sure strange, something like that'll happen
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once in a million years.
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Yup, there's always a first time for everything.
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Well, thanks anyway for thinking of me, folks.
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- But I got to hurry now. - 'Ha-ha.'
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Fred Flintstone, if I didn't know you better
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I'd say you had a date with another woman.
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[laughing]
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Old Fred, a date with another woman.
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Ridiculous!
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[laughing]
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Yeah, old Fred. Ridiculous!
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[laughs] Yeah, that's the craziest thing I ever heard.
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[laughs]
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Hm.
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Old Fred, huh?
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vroom
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screech
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Wilma, what happened to you?
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(Wilma) 'Oh, hello, Betty, Barney.'
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Home so soon?
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Uh, you were supposed to stay at your mother's
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another week. Anything wrong?
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No, everything's fine.
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I just felt guilty about leaving Fred alone so long.
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I sure miss my boy.
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(Barney) 'By a couple of seconds. He just left for work.'
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Work? At night?
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(Betty) 'And every night since you left.'
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Yeah, he's trying to impress his boss so he'll get a raise.
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Like Barney just did.
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(Wilma) 'Well, congratulations, Barney.'
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Say, uh, me and Betty are goin' out to celebrate tonight, Wilma.
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Uh, how's about you joinin' us, huh?
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We've been savin' ourselves for one big ya-hoo.
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And tonight's the night.
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We're going to that snazzy night club
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The Copa Cave.
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Oh, I'd love to, kids
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but, well, I'd like to be home
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when Fred gets back from work.
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Oh, come on, Wilma. Fred will be hours yet.
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Yeah, he never gets back till early in the morning.
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We hear him when he gets in.
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[chuckles] No tippy-tippy-toe, that Fred.
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What do you say, Wilma? Join us, we'll be home early.
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Well, since Fred will be at work so late
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and I've heard so much about Copa Cave
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and Fred wouldn't mind, I'm sure.
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Goody-good-good. We'll pick you up in a half an hour.
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[chuckles] Oh, it'll be fun.
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Betty's teaching me to dance.
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A one and two and tip turn.
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A one and two and tip, cha-cha-cha.
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[instrumental music]
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Would you care to order now, please, perhaps?
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I'd like to start off with champagne.
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Champagne for two.
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And, uh, what kind, please?
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Uh, the most expensive.
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The most expensive?
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I'm a very important client.
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And, uh, imported. Uh, make sure it's imported.
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Oui, monsieur.
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'Cause I don't know the difference.
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[Fred and Greta laughing]
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Oh, I can't remember when I've had such a wonderful time.
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Mr. Slate was right. You do have a terrific sense of humor.
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[Fred laughs]
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'Yup, Freddy the joke-cracker they call me, Ms. Gravel.'
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- You call me Greta. - Sure, Greta, and you call me--
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I will, every time I get into town.
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Oh, but-but-but, I'm-I'm--
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Booked up far in advance, naturally.
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I'll just have to take my chances that you'll be free.
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Uh, shall we dance?
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Uh, sure, sure, Greta. My pleasure.
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[instrumental music]
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Right this way. Here we are.
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And, uh, before dinner would you care for something to drink?
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Uh, champagne, perhaps?
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(Betty) 'Champagne? Uh, no, thanks, nothing.'
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(Wilma) 'Nothing for me.'
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(Barney) 'Me neither, nothin'.'
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Three nothings? Shee.
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[chuckles] Isn't this just thrill?
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Oh, I wish Fred were here with us.
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Too bad he has to be working.
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Uh, uh, Wilma, you mind if Barney and I dance?
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This music is just like, wow.
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(Wilma) 'Oh, go right ahead.'
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[music continues]
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♪ One and two a one and two ♪
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♪ Scooby-dooby-doo Scooby-dooby-doo ♪
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Oh, you sure dance up a storm, Freddy.
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And you say you've never taken a lesson?
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Ah, I guess I was just born with talented feet.
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Oh, our champagne's arrived.
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Let's drink it while it's still cold.
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Great idea.
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- How am I doin', honey? - N-not bad.
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Uh, but this is a rumble, waltz faster.
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Uh, m-maybe we better get back to the table.
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- Oh, not doin' so good, huh? - Oh, it's not that.
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I-I-I just don't like leaving Wilma there all alone.
348
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(Barney) Oh, uh, sure, sure.
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I'm gonna call home, just in case Fred got back early.
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Wowy, wow-wow-wow! Look at these prices!
351
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Hey, uh, if Fred's home, ask him to join us
352
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and bring some money. I didn't expect these prices.
353
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That dancing certainly made me hungry.
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I think I'll order now.
355
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I'm gonna have chopped Pterodactyl livers
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and mastodon chow mein.
357
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Oh, let's see.
358
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- Holy mackerel! - What's that?
359
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I wondered whether they have any holy mackerel on the menu.
360
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My-my-my favorite dish.
361
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Greta! Greta Gravel!
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Wilma! Wilma Pebbles.
363
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Not anymore. I'm married now.
364
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Lucky you.
365
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Gee, Wilma, I haven't seen you since high school.
366
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Oh, this is..
367
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Well, I guess my escort just stepped out.
368
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Wonderful fellow, Wilma. You should meet him.
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Kind, attentive, great dancer.
370
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Just the kind of guy a woman can marry if she's lucky.
371
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(Wilma) 'I'm already lucky.'
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'That's the kind of a guy I married.'
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'Kind, faithful as a puppy dog.'
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'I was just about to call him.'
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'He's been working hard overtime.'
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My date will be back in a moment, Wilma.
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Sit down and chat a while.
378
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Don't tell me you've never married, Greta.
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You were the most popular girl in school.
380
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(Greta) Oh, I guess my standards were too high.
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I played hard to get and, well, I just didn't get got.
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Oh, I wonder what's keeping Freddy.
383
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(Wilma) Freddy? Oh-ho, funny. That's my husband's name, too.
384
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'While you're waiting for your date, why don't you visit'
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'with my friends, the Rubbles, a moment?'
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- 'I want you to meet them.' - 'I'd love to.'
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(Barney) 'Wonder where the waiter is. I'm getting hungry.'
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(Wilma) 'Mr. and Mrs. Rubble, this is Greta Gravel.'
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- Uh-oh. - 'Pleased to meet you.'
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(Barney) Likewise, I'm sure. Won't you sit down and join us?
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Oh, thanks, but my date should be right back.
392
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Oh, come on, just till he returns.
393
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Well, alright.
394
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(Betty) Perhaps when your boyfriend gets back, Ms. Gravel
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you can both join us for a drink.
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(Greta) Oh, no, you join us.
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My escort has an unrestricted expense account.
398
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Shall I call a cab, sir?
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(Fred) Never mind. I'll crawl home.
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[sighs] Wilma would never believe the truth.
401
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I-I can't blame her.
402
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[panting] I-I have a hard time believing it my-myself.
403
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[instrumental music]
404
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Sorry for the crowding, these sport models
405
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are murder with extra passengers.
406
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I don't mind, and it's awfully kind of you
407
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to drive me to my hotel.
408
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It's not out of our way.
409
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And say, Greta, we have to pass my place.
410
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How about stopping off for a while?
411
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Maybe Fred's back from work. I'd love for you to meet him.
412
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[snoring]
413
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[mumbling]
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Poor darling. Fast asleep like a baby.
415
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Wilma! I thought you were at your mother's.
416
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I didn't wanna stay away any longer.
417
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- Thought you might be lonesome. - I was.
418
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Mwah. Poor darling.
419
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000
You must have worked tonight till exhaustion.
420
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Uh, worked? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm-I'm bushed.
421
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Too tired to even change into pajamas, huh?
422
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Ah, ha-ha, yeah, yeah.
423
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Well, since you're dressed, I'd like you to meet someone.
424
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Sure, sure.
425
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000
'It's an old school chum of mine. Her name is Ms. Gravel.'
426
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Oh, no!
427
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
What's wrong, Fred? You look sick.
428
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Uh, uh, uh, it-it-it's the mumps.
429
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,000
- I don't see any lumps. - I-I-I, it-it-it's a new kind.
430
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R-reversible, that they break out on the inside.
431
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000
You better send everybody away, it's terrible contagious.
432
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Anything wrong, Wilma?
433
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,000
It's Fred. He's got reversible mumps.
434
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
- Reversible mumps? - I never heard of that.
435
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And I studied nursing at one time.
436
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
It must be something, though.
437
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Fred's pale as a ghost and shaking like a leaf.
438
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
(Betty) 'Maybe we better call a doctor.'
439
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Well, in the interim, maybe there's something I can do.
440
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000
[knocking on door]
441
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That you, Wilma?
442
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
(Greta) 'No, a friend of your wife's.'
443
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
'Maybe I can ease your suffering.'
444
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,000
No, go away! I mean, go away!
445
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Here I come. Ready or not?
446
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Now, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you.
447
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000
(Fred) Go away! I'll be alright if you'll just go away.
448
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000
(Greta) This might lead to serious complications.
449
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000
- You ain't kiddin'. - What's his trouble?
450
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,000
So far, just understandable bashfulness.
451
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I've got an idea how to force him to let me check.
452
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Maybe we'd all better just leave him rest for a little while.
453
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(Fred) 'Yeah, yeah, that's what I need. Aloneness.'
454
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[door slams]
455
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Wow, that was close.
456
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(Greta) 'You!'
457
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'Oh, no, you don't!'
458
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
'Ducking out on me at the Copa Cave'
459
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and leaving me stuck with the check!
460
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
'The cat's out of the bag.'
461
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,000
And little hardworking overtime Freddy is holding it.
462
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Look, honey, I can explain!
463
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I'm waiting. Start lying.
464
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Fred Flintstone steppin' out on his own wife?
465
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I wouldn't have believed it.
466
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000
I guess that's what you were up to, gallivanting around
467
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while your wife was visiting her sick mother.
468
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
I'm the one that's sick now.
469
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My own husband!
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[sobbing]
471
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How could you, Fred?
472
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
How could you?
473
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Don't, Wilma, don't do it. Give me a chance.
474
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(Wilma) 'I gave you a chance, two weeks of it'
475
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,000
'and you certainly took advantage of my absence.'
476
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Wilma, believe me, you are making a big mistake.
477
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
- The biggest. - I'm not blaming you, Greta.
478
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You didn't know. To you, this was just another date.
479
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Exactly.
480
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Wilma Flintstone, you should be ashamed of yourself.
481
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[gasping] I should be ashamed of myself?
482
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(Betty) 'Well, that's ridiculous! Why her?'
483
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Yeah, I'm the one that ain't worth wiping her feet on.
484
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
- Uh, that's right. - Don't be such a helper.
485
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Now listen to me, Mrs. Wife, and you, too, Betty.
486
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:16,000
You both should be grateful that you have husbands.
487
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
What do you know about it? You're single.
488
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Exactly.
489
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Because I didn't think any man was good enough.
490
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,000
But you women who have hard-working husbands
491
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
you don't know how lucky you are.
492
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Yeah, guys like us don't grow on trees.
493
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Fred here did no wrong.
494
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
He took out an old..
495
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,000
Well, not too-old gal like me to please his boss
496
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so he could get a raise and pay for all these luxuries
497
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so your life could be a little easier.
498
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
To please his boss?
499
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Oh, Fred, I'm sorry I never really realized.
500
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000
We husbands, we're just took for granted.
501
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Sometimes I wonder whether it's all worth it.
502
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Think it over, girls, before you jump to conclusions.
503
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- Goodnight, Wilma. - Goodnight, Greta.
504
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
[door shuts]
505
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I'm sorry, Fred.
506
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions.
507
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
I really appreciate you.
508
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
So do I, Barney.
509
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
- 'Uh, tell us.' - 'Uh, tell us.'
510
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(both) We appreciate--
511
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Not with words. Tomorrow is Sunday.
512
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So startin' tomorrow morning
513
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000
what we overworked, unappreciated husbands
514
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
insist on is..
515
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,000
[scatting]
516
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,000
- Wilma? - Yes, Fred?
517
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
'Get Barney on the phone, wife.'
518
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Yes, Fred darling.
519
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000
[telephone ringing]
520
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
The phone, wife.
521
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000
At once, husband-san.
522
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Herro, uh, this residence Barney Rubble.
523
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
Lord and master.
524
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
[chuckles]
525
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000
For you, lord and master.
526
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Hello, Barney. Fred.
527
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Say, uh, I see by the papers
528
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
that there's a ball game tonight. Wanna go?
529
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Okay.
530
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Put this down on my memo, Wilma.
531
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Ball game tonight.
532
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
'Fight's tomorrow night.'
533
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
- 'Bowling next night.' - Yes, Fred.
534
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000
May, uh, Betty and I come along on bowling night?
535
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Naturally. Who do you think is gonna set up the pins?
536
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000
[both laughing]
537
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Oh, Fred, you're so good to me.
538
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
[laughing]
539
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,000
[theme music]
540
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
creak
541
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
[yawning]
542
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
clink
543
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
[door shuts]
544
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
thud
545
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
[door shuts]
546
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Wilma!
547
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000
[banging on door]
548
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Wilma!
549
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Come on, Wilma, open this door!
550
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Wilma!
551
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000
[instrumental music]
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