All language subtitles for The Jetsons s01e15 Test Pilot.eng

[theme song]

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ??

[instrumental music]

(male narrator)
"The Jetsons.."

Brought to you by..

Morning, Janey.
Oh, boy, am I starving.

Would you dial
my breakfast for me?

Of course, George.
What would you like?

Oh, ham and eggs.
Toast and coffee.

(Jane)
'Ham, eggs, toast, coffee.'

'Here you are, dear.'

Thanks, honey.
Oh, looks delicious.

slurp slurp

boing boing

(Jane)
'George, what's wrong?'

You're burnin'
the toast again.

Now, don't start telling me
about your mother's breakfast.

Well, it's true. No one could
dial a meal like mother could.

Oh, George, we need silverware

and there's a big sale

at Stears Robot
Department Store and-

Honey, honey, you asked me
for $20 yesterday.

Now, what did you do with that?

(Jane)
'You didn't give it to me.'

Excuses, excuses,
that's all I hear.

- Morning, dad.
- Hi, pops.

Hello.

Oh, daddy, you look
so handsome this morning.

(George) 'No, Judy, no money
for stereophonic music tapes.'

That's tellin' her, pops.

Money should be spent
on useful things.

Like the new toy
space fire engine.

(George) 'Nope, you'll have
to make your old toys do, Elroy.'

Oh, gee-whiz.

slurp slurp

And you're gonna have to make
your old bones do too.

Ah, rats!

We're not going to spend
our money on silly things.

We've got to think
of our old age.

Oh, boy, am I late for work.

We'll talk about this tonight.

swoosh

What happens if we don't
reach an old age?

Then we're stuck
with all that money.

(Spacely)
'And at present'

'Professor Lunar
of our research staff'

is working
on an indestructible garment.

Please spell indestructible.

Oh, these tin secretaries.

I-N-D-A.. Uh.. No.

'That's not right.'

Indestructible.

I-N-D-I.. Uh, uh..

Oh, uh, just say he is working
on a garment

that'll never wear out.

You got that?

[beeping]

Signed C.S. Spacely.

Uh, make two copies of..

tring tring tring

'Aha! Jetson!'

'And late for work as usual.'

Yeowch!

(Spacely)
'Time on your hands, Jetson?'

Ah, Mr. Spacely, I, uh-

We're late again,
aren't we, Jetson?

Oh, are you late too?

Well, if you don't say anything,
neither will I, sir.

Jetson, you'd better report
for your company

insurance physical now.

'The way I feel about you,
you'd better be insured.'

Ah, yes, sir, yes, sir.

And I'll take care
of your lateness later.

After I check on
Professor Lunar's progress.

kaboom

(Lunar)
'Mr. Spacely, I've done it.'

I've done it at last.

I have invented
the indestructible jacket.

Nothing can hurt the jacket

or the man who wears it.

And it will last a lifetime.

Good work, professor.

We'll call it
a Spacely life jacket.

Cogswell's Cogs, huh!

It'll soon be
Cogswell's cobwebs.

[laughing]

Oh, with this invention,
I'll corner the market.

Cogswell, you're through.

kaboom

Hey, what's going on?

Mr. Cogswell, I've done it,
I've done it at last.

I've invented
the indestructible jacket.

Now, with this invention
I shall corner the market.

Spacely's Sprockets are through.

Spacely, you're through.

[laughing]

They've got the same jacket.

Impossible.

Well, I spent every minute
of the last 58 years

of my life on this invention.

- Well, take a look.
- Hmm?

Oh, well, hmm.
Easy come, easy go.

We've got to beat
Cogswell to the market.

But we have to test
the jacket first.

We've got to get the good
space keeping seal of approval.

Oh, you're right.

We'll give it
the toughest test possible.

But we need a test pilot.

Yes,
a man who's brave and fearless.

One who can look death
right in the eye with a laugh.

Yes, a regular nut.

Dr. Radius, my name's
Jetson.

I'm here for the company
insurance physical.

Oh, yes, you're from
the Spacely's Sprockets.

I'll be right with you.

Oh, boy, he must've had
a terrible accident.

I never saw so many bandages.

It's a genuine mummy,
perfect for my research.

Now, let's proceed
with your examination.

Have you ever taken one of our

Peekaboo Prober capsules?

Peekaboo Prober capsules?

No. How's it work?

You just swallow it,
then it transmit pictures

to a TV screen.

You're gonna televise pictures
of my insides?

That's right.

The Peekaboo capsule
will send back

on the spot reports
of everything.

Aah, you ought to play
some background music

you know, like
liver come back to me?

- 'Oh, no. Just relax-'
- Or maybe, maybe..

I get a kidney out of you.

How about lung ago and far away?

Open your mouth, please, huh?

That should be easy for you.

Come on now, say, "Ah."

(George)
'A-ah!'

Fire one.

poink

gulp

Doctor to Explorer One,
what is your position?

(Explorer One)
'Down and down I go.'

'Just passing by
the Adam's apple.'

Let's see it.

'Hmm, looks okay from here.'

'Now, here we are
at the stomach.'

'Standby.'

beep beep beep

- 'Do you take pills, Jetson?'
- 'Yeah.'

(male 1)
'What's that one pill just lying there?'

(George)
'Oh, that's my wife's idea of breakfast.'

Doctor to prober,
where are you?

Going into the lungs.

bong bong bong

How are the lungs?

(Explorer One)
'Well..'

[coughing]

You ever been in Pittsburgh,
doc?

[coughing]

Let's see the heart.

[drum beating]

(male 1)
'That's kind of a strange beat, isn't it?'

Yeah, guess the natives
are restless tonight.

Now, go up to the brain.

Going up.

I don't see anything.

(Explorer One)
'Neither do I.'

Very funny, very funny.

Maybe the light's bad.

Zip across to
the other side of the head

and try a shot from there.

(Explorer One)
'On the way. Full speed ahead.'

whoosh

(male 1)
'Where are you now?'

(Explorer One)
'Thought I overshot a little'

'but it's okay.'

'I'm still in the head.'

Oh, good. Now, uh, give me
a shot of the brain.

Roger. Just have
to open this door.

Wow, this is the first time
I've been in a haunted head.

How do things look to you?

May I speak freely?

Come on, what do you think
of the patient's condition?

Well, if you really
want to know.

[bugle call]

What's that mean, doc?

I'm afraid it's just a matter
of time, Jetson.

- Then, poof.
- Poof?

- Pfft.
- Pfft?

But I'm not ready to pfft.

- What can I do?
- 'Get some rest.'

You mean I should be in bed.

You should be in a bottle.

(George)
'So, how long do I have?'

Let's just say
if you have anything to do

do it right away and hurry.

Yes, there is one thing
I've been wanting to do.

Lunar, I've offered everything.

Bonuses, pensions, but no one
will test the life jacket.

(Lunar)
'I can't understand it, it is safe as being'

'in your mother's arms.'

'I would absolutely
guarantee it.'

swish swish swish

Say, why don't you test it?

Me? Do you think I'm a nut?

Somewhere there must be
a man brave enough.

(Lunar)
'I'd say, what about Jetson?'

Jetson, he's a mouse.

thud

Jetson, just what do you think
you're doing?

Ah-ah-ah-aachoo!

Eh, Jetson,
you're making me mad.

Oh, you're getting hot
under the collar.

You need cooling off.

- Jetson, I'm going to-
- You're going to what?

I say how about that?

The mouse is now a man.

(Spacely)
'Jetson!'

He's just the mouse,
I mean, man we need.

Ooh-ooh, oh, yes, of course.

You're right, Lunar.

You don't have to fire me,
I quit.

Fire? Whoa, who said
anything about firing you?

Is it because
you were late this morning?

Why, you can be late
for the next ten years.

I'm gonna be late, alright.

The late George Jetson.

Uh, leave us, professor.

I have some questions
to ask my friend, Mr. Jetson.

Yes, see you later,
interrogator.

Well, you've changed, Jetson.

Eh, I've never seen you
like this before.

The real George Jetson
finally stood up.

Oh, well then, will the real
George Jetson care to sit down?

Uh-uh, take my chair.

Comfy?

Aren't you mad at me?

Mad? Why should I be mad?

So you spilled
a little water on me.

I like water. See.

So my head's got
a little water on it.

What can I get? Dishpan hair?

I'll come to the point, Jetson.

I got a proposition for you.

Only thing it may be dangerous.

Danger is my racket.

We'll have to move quickly.

'We don't have much time.'

You're tellin' me?

Okay, I'll pay you
an extra 50 cents an hour

and all you have to do is..

thud

Wait a minute.

Just as I thought, Cogswell.

Uh, it's not
what you think, Spacely.

I didn't hear one word

of your outrageous offer
to Jetson.

But aren't you ashamed?

Offering him a mere 50 cents
per hour extra

to risk life and limb.

Jetson, I'll give you 75 cents
to test my jacket.

You can't tempt Jetson
with money, can he?

Yup.

Ah, this boy is shrewd, shrewd.

I want you with me, boy.
I'll double your salary.

I'll give you a company car.

vroom

Jetson, wait.

I'll triple your salary.

And your own key
to the executive washroom.

You're too smart for me, Jetson.

I'm putty in your hands.

Look, a $2000 bonus.

Five thousand shares
of Spacely preferred stock.

And on top of that,
a $5000 bonus.

There.

He's not gonna part
with that, son.

Well, that money hasn't seen
the light of day in ages.

Look.

See that sign, Cogswell's Cogs.

Come with me and it'll read
Cogswell and Jetson.

Stay with me and we'll
make ours, Spacely and Jetson.

Uh, Jetson and Spacely?

I'll tell you what,
let's toss a coin

and you can call it, Spacely.

(Spacely)
'Heads.'

- Two out of three?
- No.

Jetson,
come with Cogswell's Cogs

because we are on our way up.

Wrong, you're on your way down.

I wonder when he had
this one installed.

swoosh

Welcome back
to Spacely Sprockets, Jetson.

[chuckles] I've got a simple
little agreement for you to sign.

If the tests
on the jacket work out

this'll make you a partner.

All you have to do
is sign here.

And here and here

and here and there.

What do I tell my wife?

She won't like this.

Oh, send the family away
on a vacation.

And don't worry about money.

You'll make enough to last
you the rest of your life.

I was hopin'
to do better than that.

(Spacely)
Oh, what's mine is yours.

I'll give you everything
you need.

Help yourself,
anything in the place.

Oh, thanks, boss, that's swell.

Hey, that's my pen.

Alright, family,
I suppose you're wondering

why I called this meeting.

Uh-oh, Astro.
Here comes another lecture.

Jane, this morning, you wanted
to buy some silverware.

Here, get it in gold.

Gold? Silverware?

Judy, you wanted some
stereophonic tapes.

Go get yourself a band.

Now, what can I do for you,
Elroy?

If I known
you were fillin' requests

I'd have brought a list.

You wanted a toy
space fire engine?

Get yourself
a real fire engine.

Might as well
get yourself a fire too.

What about me?

(George)
'Of course, Astro, you wanted a bone.'

'Buy yourself
a meat market.'

But, George,
this morning you were talking

about saving for your old age.

Well, old age I'm no longer
worried about, Jane.

And I want you and the children
to take a vacation

at the Big Dipper Dude Ranch.

- 'But-'
- No buts.

There'll be nothing
to disturb you.

No TV, no newspapers,
you'll have a nice rest.

You've changed, George.

Yeah, more than you know.

(male 2)
'This is the day, folks, the first of a series'

of dangerous tests
for the Spacely life jacket.

And here's the test pilot
himself, George Jetson.

[crowd applauding]

And his boss, Mr. Spacely.

'Oh, Mr. Jetson, I guess'

'you're quiet concerned
about these tests.'

- Well, I-
- I certainly am.

Sure hope nothing happens
to that life jacket.

(male 2)
'Oh, uh, Mr. Spacely, uh'

'your every thought must be
with the courageous man'

'who's risking
his life for you.'

- Uh, who's that?
- 'Your test pilot, Mr. Jetson.'

Oh, him. Yeah.

I sure am worried about him.

He's wearing my life jacket.

Today, they'll test
the hydro-resistance factor.

'Jetson is tied
to the hydro-prop'

'and will now go
for a little spin.'

Is there anything
you'd like to say

before you hit the water?

Yeah. Hold my cigarette.

[whirring]

The life jacket is alright.

And here's the test pilot.

'Let's listen to his first
history-making words'

'since coming out of the water.'

Anybody got a towel?

What bravery!

Jetson is about to undergo
the force-factor test

'and he isn't concerned at all.'

'Look at that man.'

'In a moment 200 tons of force'

'will crash down on him
and does he care?'

Unh-unh.

boom

crack

crash

How was it, Jetson?

You know, this is the first time
I've had a jacket pressed

while I was wearin' it.

(female 1)
'Isn't he cute?'

(female 2)
'Look at that profile.'

(female 3)
'Oh, he's so brave.'

Oh, crazy, mixed up kids,
they love me.

Come on! Come on!

But, boss,
they're playin' my song.

Oh, come on, let's get this test
over with fast.

I wanna get back to my fan club.

This will be the vertical,
horizontal wearage test.

Watch the countdown.

Nine, eight, seven, six..

I wonder what the test is.

Five, four, three, two, one.

kaboom

That must have been
the vertical.

Here comes the horizontal.

boom

Good. Not a scratch.

Jetson, if this keeps up,
you're gonna be a big man.

A real big man.

I don't know,
I think I'm gettin'

a short end of the deal.

[cheering]

(male 3)
'"Jetson, world hero."'

(male 3)
'From America comes news'

'that George Jetson
has done it again.'

Uh, this chap is testing some
sort of a jacket of some sort.

And they've been doing all sorts
of nasty things to him.

Hmm, can't understand
what all the fuss is about.

Styling's all wrong
for daytime wear.

All the news from America

is about the hero George Jetson.

George, if you are here
I would kiss you on both cheeks.

Like this...and like this.

And again, and again, and again

Eh, that's all we have
time for, folks.

So, goodnight. And again,
and again, again, again..

[speaking in foreign language]

Jetson done it again..

Besides we invented it first.

[instrumental music]

Those teeth are awful sharp.

What do you care?
It's my life!

Yeah, but it's my life jacket.
You ready?

Aah, just a minute.

Cut along the dotted lines.

Oh, this is no time for
clowning. You ready?

- Let her rip.
- Don't say that.

[whirring]

[cheering]

Ready for the thermo electric
resistance test?

- Ready.
- Wait, wait.

Hold this
while I throw the switch.

whizz

boom

Whoopee!
I say, it's a success.

- Uh, what's this for?
- For lunch. What else?

Oh, look at that.

Boy, ten billion dollars

worth of advanced orders.

After the big test tomorrow

we'll get the good
space keeping seal of approval.

Cheer up, partner.

The way you're going,
you'll have money to burn.

I, I was hoping to go
in the other direction.

(male 2)
'This is the final test, folks.'

Jetson will be raised
to a height of three miles

and then dropped by parachute.

'During his descent
two anti-missile missiles'

'traveling
at 20,000 miles per hour'

'will crash into the suit
simultaneously.'

Frightened? Me? Ha-ha-oh.

I wish these tests
could go on forever.

(male 1)
'Please, let me through. I must see that man.'

Remember me?

Sure, you're the one
who told me I was going to pfft.

- It was a mistake.
- I'm not going to pfft?

- Unh-unh.
- Not even poof?

No, you're completely healthy.

You should live to be a 150.

Ah, thank heavens!

Do you have anything to say,
Mr. Jetson?

Yes!

He-e-elp!

Please, Mr. Spacely,
don't launch those missiles.

I've got a 110 good years
ahead of me.

whoosh whoosh

swoosh swoosh

They missed him, poor Jetson
must be disappointed.

But he needn't be.

Those missiles never give up.

Something's wrong,
Jetson appears to be

tangled in a shoot.

Oh, no.

There's two of them.

Ole, ole, toro!

'Ole. Ole.'

[instrumental music]

whoosh

Ole. Ole.

Ole. Oy vey.

- What nerve!
- Unbelievable.

And to my son, Elroy,
I'll leave my fishing pole

and the bowling ball
he's always wanted.

And to my wife Jane
and my daughter Judy

I'll leave all my money
and valuables.

This is George Jetson
signing off.

The missiles are converging
on Jetson.

They're about to crash.

kaboom

He's okay! Jetson's okay!

Only a few smudges,
the jacket's a success.

Oh, Mr. Spacely,
I'm not going through with this.

I thought I was going to pfft.
And-

I'll bet you're sorry
the tests are over.

Over? Honest?

The tests are over
and I'm still here?

(Spacely)
'You've done it, Jetson. You've done it.'

I'll announce your new position

as Vice President
of Spacely Sprockets

at the banquet tonight.

George, won't you even tell us
what this banquet is all about?

You'll find out
about it tonight, honey.

But all the money
we've been spending.

Allowing the children and me
to buy whatever we want.

Don't worry
your pretty little head.

And they'll be plenty more.

Our ship is finally comin'.

[doorbell ringing]

Good evening, George, Jane.

Uh, better get into
the life jacket, George.

- We don't wanna be late.
- Yeah.

Jane, where's the jacket
I left here?

Oh, that, I'll get it.

This is it, partner.

Tomorrow, Spacely and Jetson
becomes a household word.

Uh, excuse me,
Jetson and Spacely.

It looked a little soiled

so I put it
in the washing machine.

Well, mighty thoughtful
of you, Jane.

Just think this little
jacket

made it all possible.

Oh, no.

Ah, it must have fallen apart

in the washing machine.

It was hit by lightning

missiles, it was indestructible.

(George)
'But it isn't washable.'

'We should've put a label
on it, dry clean only.'

Oh, all my dreams.
My millions gone!

I'm broke! Ruined!

You mean, Spacely Sprockets
is out of business?

- Yes.
- Excuse me.

Now, hear this.

Everything, everything
you all bought

goes back to the store.

But, George, you said
our ship had come in.

It's sunk.

Jetson, where are you going?

To Cogswell Cogs
to see about a job.

You mean, you'd work
for Cogswell after all this?

You'd forget your pride

and go crawling to him
for a job?

You'd do that for
a few measly dollars a week?

Uh-huh.

Wait for me, Jetson!

I'll go with you!

(male narrator)
"The Jetsons.."

...brought to you by

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[theme music]

[cat screeches]

Help! Help!

Jane, stop this crazy thing.

Jane!

Help! Jane!

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