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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,017 --> 00:00:04,014 [theme song] 2 00:00:23,016 --> 00:00:25,021 ? Meet George Jetson ? 3 00:00:29,019 --> 00:00:31,017 ? His boy Elroy ? 4 00:00:35,019 --> 00:00:37,015 ? Daughter Judy ? 5 00:00:41,021 --> 00:00:43,013 ? Jane his wife ?? 6 00:00:57,021 --> 00:00:59,015 [instrumental music] 7 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:02,010 (male narrator) "The Jetsons.." 8 00:01:02,012 --> 00:01:03,062 Brought to you by.. 9 00:01:05,015 --> 00:01:08,007 Morning, Janey. Oh, boy, am I starving. 10 00:01:08,009 --> 00:01:10,026 Would you dial my breakfast for me? 11 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:13,002 Of course, George. What would you like? 12 00:01:13,004 --> 00:01:15,017 Oh, ham and eggs. Toast and coffee. 13 00:01:15,019 --> 00:01:19,010 (Jane) 'Ham, eggs, toast, coffee.' 14 00:01:21,954 --> 00:01:24,008 'Here you are, dear.' 15 00:01:24,009 --> 00:01:28,016 Thanks, honey. Oh, looks delicious. 16 00:01:28,018 --> 00:01:31,009 slurp slurp 17 00:01:31,011 --> 00:01:34,014 boing boing 18 00:01:34,015 --> 00:01:35,023 (Jane) 'George, what's wrong?' 19 00:01:35,024 --> 00:01:37,011 You're burnin' the toast again. 20 00:01:37,012 --> 00:01:40,022 Now, don't start telling me about your mother's breakfast. 21 00:01:40,023 --> 00:01:44,019 Well, it's true. No one could dial a meal like mother could. 22 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,020 Oh, George, we need silverware 23 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:47,028 and there's a big sale 24 00:01:47,029 --> 00:01:50,002 at Stears Robot Department Store and- 25 00:01:50,004 --> 00:01:52,294 Honey, honey, you asked me for $20 yesterday. 26 00:01:52,295 --> 00:01:54,018 Now, what did you do with that? 27 00:01:54,019 --> 00:01:55,027 (Jane) 'You didn't give it to me.' 28 00:01:55,028 --> 00:01:58,012 Excuses, excuses, that's all I hear. 29 00:01:58,013 --> 00:01:59,027 - Morning, dad. - Hi, pops. 30 00:01:59,028 --> 00:02:01,006 Hello. 31 00:02:01,007 --> 00:02:03,018 Oh, daddy, you look so handsome this morning. 32 00:02:03,019 --> 00:02:07,002 (George) 'No, Judy, no money for stereophonic music tapes.' 33 00:02:07,003 --> 00:02:08,023 That's tellin' her, pops. 34 00:02:08,024 --> 00:02:11,000 Money should be spent on useful things. 35 00:02:11,001 --> 00:02:12,027 Like the new toy space fire engine. 36 00:02:12,028 --> 00:02:16,013 (George) 'Nope, you'll have to make your old toys do, Elroy.' 37 00:02:16,014 --> 00:02:17,017 Oh, gee-whiz. 38 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:19,004 slurp slurp 39 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:22,015 And you're gonna have to make your old bones do too. 40 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:23,028 Ah, rats! 41 00:02:23,029 --> 00:02:26,018 We're not going to spend our money on silly things. 42 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:29,014 We've got to think of our old age. 43 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,276 Oh, boy, am I late for work. 44 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,500 We'll talk about this tonight. 45 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:36,024 swoosh 46 00:02:36,026 --> 00:02:39,003 What happens if we don't reach an old age? 47 00:02:39,005 --> 00:02:41,016 Then we're stuck with all that money. 48 00:02:42,565 --> 00:02:45,023 (Spacely) 'And at present' 49 00:02:45,024 --> 00:02:48,019 'Professor Lunar of our research staff' 50 00:02:48,021 --> 00:02:52,025 is working on an indestructible garment. 51 00:02:52,027 --> 00:02:55,019 Please spell indestructible. 52 00:02:55,021 --> 00:02:58,014 Oh, these tin secretaries. 53 00:02:58,016 --> 00:03:01,018 I-N-D-A.. Uh.. No. 54 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:03,025 'That's not right.' 55 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,008 Indestructible. 56 00:03:09,010 --> 00:03:11,024 I-N-D-I.. Uh, uh.. 57 00:03:11,026 --> 00:03:14,020 Oh, uh, just say he is working on a garment 58 00:03:14,022 --> 00:03:16,022 that'll never wear out. 59 00:03:16,024 --> 00:03:18,005 You got that? 60 00:03:18,006 --> 00:03:19,023 [beeping] 61 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:21,021 Signed C.S. Spacely. 62 00:03:21,023 --> 00:03:23,000 Uh, make two copies of.. 63 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:25,014 tring tring tring 64 00:03:25,016 --> 00:03:27,011 'Aha! Jetson!' 65 00:03:27,013 --> 00:03:29,022 'And late for work as usual.' 66 00:03:32,018 --> 00:03:35,000 Yeowch! 67 00:03:35,001 --> 00:03:37,022 (Spacely) 'Time on your hands, Jetson?' 68 00:03:37,023 --> 00:03:40,005 Ah, Mr. Spacely, I, uh- 69 00:03:40,007 --> 00:03:42,029 We're late again, aren't we, Jetson? 70 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:44,011 Oh, are you late too? 71 00:03:44,012 --> 00:03:47,003 Well, if you don't say anything, neither will I, sir. 72 00:03:47,004 --> 00:03:49,026 Jetson, you'd better report for your company 73 00:03:49,027 --> 00:03:51,010 insurance physical now. 74 00:03:51,012 --> 00:03:54,011 'The way I feel about you, you'd better be insured.' 75 00:03:54,012 --> 00:03:55,020 Ah, yes, sir, yes, sir. 76 00:03:55,021 --> 00:03:57,027 And I'll take care of your lateness later. 77 00:03:57,028 --> 00:04:00,023 After I check on Professor Lunar's progress. 78 00:04:02,028 --> 00:04:04,010 kaboom 79 00:04:04,012 --> 00:04:06,009 (Lunar) 'Mr. Spacely, I've done it.' 80 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:07,020 I've done it at last. 81 00:04:07,021 --> 00:04:10,006 I have invented the indestructible jacket. 82 00:04:10,007 --> 00:04:11,022 Nothing can hurt the jacket 83 00:04:11,023 --> 00:04:13,006 or the man who wears it. 84 00:04:13,008 --> 00:04:15,020 And it will last a lifetime. 85 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:17,004 Good work, professor. 86 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:19,026 We'll call it a Spacely life jacket. 87 00:04:19,028 --> 00:04:22,016 Cogswell's Cogs, huh! 88 00:04:22,018 --> 00:04:25,010 It'll soon be Cogswell's cobwebs. 89 00:04:25,012 --> 00:04:26,062 [laughing] 90 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,002 Oh, with this invention, I'll corner the market. 91 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:32,027 Cogswell, you're through. 92 00:04:32,029 --> 00:04:34,017 kaboom 93 00:04:35,022 --> 00:04:37,026 Hey, what's going on? 94 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:40,027 Mr. Cogswell, I've done it, I've done it at last. 95 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:43,022 I've invented the indestructible jacket. 96 00:04:43,024 --> 00:04:46,021 Now, with this invention I shall corner the market. 97 00:04:46,023 --> 00:04:49,002 Spacely's Sprockets are through. 98 00:04:49,004 --> 00:04:51,026 Spacely, you're through. 99 00:04:51,028 --> 00:04:53,014 [laughing] 100 00:04:54,019 --> 00:04:56,006 They've got the same jacket. 101 00:04:56,007 --> 00:04:57,019 Impossible. 102 00:04:57,020 --> 00:05:00,022 Well, I spent every minute of the last 58 years 103 00:05:00,024 --> 00:05:02,012 of my life on this invention. 104 00:05:02,014 --> 00:05:04,025 - Well, take a look. - Hmm? 105 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:08,023 Oh, well, hmm. Easy come, easy go. 106 00:05:08,025 --> 00:05:11,008 We've got to beat Cogswell to the market. 107 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:13,029 But we have to test the jacket first. 108 00:05:14,001 --> 00:05:17,008 We've got to get the good space keeping seal of approval. 109 00:05:17,009 --> 00:05:18,019 Oh, you're right. 110 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:21,004 We'll give it the toughest test possible. 111 00:05:21,005 --> 00:05:22,028 But we need a test pilot. 112 00:05:22,029 --> 00:05:25,013 Yes, a man who's brave and fearless. 113 00:05:25,015 --> 00:05:28,002 One who can look death right in the eye with a laugh. 114 00:05:28,004 --> 00:05:30,026 Yes, a regular nut. 115 00:05:32,029 --> 00:05:34,028 Dr. Radius, my name's Jetson. 116 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:37,003 I'm here for the company insurance physical. 117 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,010 Oh, yes, you're from the Spacely's Sprockets. 118 00:05:39,011 --> 00:05:40,021 I'll be right with you. 119 00:05:40,022 --> 00:05:43,013 Oh, boy, he must've had a terrible accident. 120 00:05:43,015 --> 00:05:45,019 I never saw so many bandages. 121 00:05:45,021 --> 00:05:48,018 It's a genuine mummy, perfect for my research. 122 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:51,004 Now, let's proceed with your examination. 123 00:05:51,005 --> 00:05:52,018 Have you ever taken one of our 124 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,009 Peekaboo Prober capsules? 125 00:05:54,011 --> 00:05:56,004 Peekaboo Prober capsules? 126 00:05:56,005 --> 00:05:57,016 No. How's it work? 127 00:05:57,017 --> 00:06:00,004 You just swallow it, then it transmit pictures 128 00:06:00,005 --> 00:06:01,016 to a TV screen. 129 00:06:01,017 --> 00:06:04,007 You're gonna televise pictures of my insides? 130 00:06:04,008 --> 00:06:05,012 That's right. 131 00:06:05,013 --> 00:06:07,010 The Peekaboo capsule will send back 132 00:06:07,012 --> 00:06:09,017 on the spot reports of everything. 133 00:06:09,018 --> 00:06:11,025 Aah, you ought to play some background music 134 00:06:11,026 --> 00:06:15,003 you know, like liver come back to me? 135 00:06:15,005 --> 00:06:17,006 - 'Oh, no. Just relax-' - Or maybe, maybe.. 136 00:06:17,008 --> 00:06:19,016 I get a kidney out of you. 137 00:06:19,018 --> 00:06:22,012 How about lung ago and far away? 138 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:25,001 Open your mouth, please, huh? 139 00:06:25,003 --> 00:06:27,016 That should be easy for you. 140 00:06:27,018 --> 00:06:29,011 Come on now, say, "Ah." 141 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,010 (George) 'A-ah!' 142 00:06:31,011 --> 00:06:32,016 Fire one. 143 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,020 poink 144 00:06:33,021 --> 00:06:35,023 gulp 145 00:06:35,025 --> 00:06:38,019 Doctor to Explorer One, what is your position? 146 00:06:38,021 --> 00:06:41,001 (Explorer One) 'Down and down I go.' 147 00:06:41,003 --> 00:06:44,001 'Just passing by the Adam's apple.' 148 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:46,021 Let's see it. 149 00:06:46,023 --> 00:06:50,006 'Hmm, looks okay from here.' 150 00:06:50,008 --> 00:06:52,023 'Now, here we are at the stomach.' 151 00:06:52,025 --> 00:06:54,009 'Standby.' 152 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:57,010 beep beep beep 153 00:06:57,012 --> 00:06:59,011 - 'Do you take pills, Jetson?' - 'Yeah.' 154 00:06:59,012 --> 00:07:01,028 (male 1) 'What's that one pill just lying there?' 155 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:04,014 (George) 'Oh, that's my wife's idea of breakfast.' 156 00:07:05,027 --> 00:07:07,012 Doctor to prober, where are you? 157 00:07:07,014 --> 00:07:09,011 Going into the lungs. 158 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:12,001 bong bong bong 159 00:07:12,002 --> 00:07:13,013 How are the lungs? 160 00:07:13,014 --> 00:07:15,001 (Explorer One) 'Well..' 161 00:07:15,003 --> 00:07:17,027 [coughing] 162 00:07:17,029 --> 00:07:20,008 You ever been in Pittsburgh, doc? 163 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:22,000 [coughing] 164 00:07:22,001 --> 00:07:23,016 Let's see the heart. 165 00:07:23,017 --> 00:07:25,013 [drum beating] 166 00:07:25,014 --> 00:07:29,028 (male 1) 'That's kind of a strange beat, isn't it?' 167 00:07:29,029 --> 00:07:33,023 Yeah, guess the natives are restless tonight. 168 00:07:33,025 --> 00:07:36,010 Now, go up to the brain. 169 00:07:36,012 --> 00:07:37,062 Going up. 170 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,027 I don't see anything. 171 00:07:40,028 --> 00:07:42,027 (Explorer One) 'Neither do I.' 172 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:46,007 Very funny, very funny. 173 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,018 Maybe the light's bad. 174 00:07:47,019 --> 00:07:49,004 Zip across to the other side of the head 175 00:07:49,005 --> 00:07:50,019 and try a shot from there. 176 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:53,028 (Explorer One) 'On the way. Full speed ahead.' 177 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,050 whoosh 178 00:07:55,051 --> 00:07:57,012 (male 1) 'Where are you now?' 179 00:07:57,013 --> 00:07:59,002 (Explorer One) 'Thought I overshot a little' 180 00:07:59,003 --> 00:08:00,022 'but it's okay.' 181 00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:02,007 'I'm still in the head.' 182 00:08:02,009 --> 00:08:04,179 Oh, good. Now, uh, give me a shot of the brain. 183 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:08,018 Roger. Just have to open this door. 184 00:08:10,019 --> 00:08:15,013 Wow, this is the first time I've been in a haunted head. 185 00:08:15,015 --> 00:08:16,275 How do things look to you? 186 00:08:16,276 --> 00:08:18,021 May I speak freely? 187 00:08:18,022 --> 00:08:21,005 Come on, what do you think of the patient's condition? 188 00:08:21,007 --> 00:08:23,014 Well, if you really want to know. 189 00:08:24,026 --> 00:08:27,017 [bugle call] 190 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,009 What's that mean, doc? 191 00:08:39,011 --> 00:08:42,024 I'm afraid it's just a matter of time, Jetson. 192 00:08:42,026 --> 00:08:46,009 - Then, poof. - Poof? 193 00:08:46,011 --> 00:08:48,009 - Pfft. - Pfft? 194 00:08:48,011 --> 00:08:50,007 But I'm not ready to pfft. 195 00:08:50,009 --> 00:08:52,020 - What can I do? - 'Get some rest.' 196 00:08:52,022 --> 00:08:54,020 You mean I should be in bed. 197 00:08:54,022 --> 00:08:56,002 You should be in a bottle. 198 00:08:56,004 --> 00:08:58,014 (George) 'So, how long do I have?' 199 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,026 Let's just say if you have anything to do 200 00:09:00,027 --> 00:09:03,005 do it right away and hurry. 201 00:09:03,007 --> 00:09:07,013 Yes, there is one thing I've been wanting to do. 202 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:11,026 Lunar, I've offered everything. 203 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:15,019 Bonuses, pensions, but no one will test the life jacket. 204 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,019 (Lunar) 'I can't understand it, it is safe as being' 205 00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:19,221 'in your mother's arms.' 206 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,025 'I would absolutely guarantee it.' 207 00:09:23,027 --> 00:09:26,005 swish swish swish 208 00:09:26,007 --> 00:09:28,006 Say, why don't you test it? 209 00:09:28,008 --> 00:09:31,024 Me? Do you think I'm a nut? 210 00:09:31,026 --> 00:09:34,024 Somewhere there must be a man brave enough. 211 00:09:34,026 --> 00:09:38,008 (Lunar) 'I'd say, what about Jetson?' 212 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,011 Jetson, he's a mouse. 213 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,002 thud 214 00:09:42,004 --> 00:09:45,022 Jetson, just what do you think you're doing? 215 00:09:49,028 --> 00:09:53,014 Ah-ah-ah-aachoo! 216 00:09:53,016 --> 00:09:57,001 Eh, Jetson, you're making me mad. 217 00:09:57,002 --> 00:09:59,012 Oh, you're getting hot under the collar. 218 00:09:59,013 --> 00:10:01,019 You need cooling off. 219 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:08,016 - Jetson, I'm going to- - You're going to what? 220 00:10:08,018 --> 00:10:10,003 I say how about that? 221 00:10:10,004 --> 00:10:11,028 The mouse is now a man. 222 00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:13,007 (Spacely) 'Jetson!' 223 00:10:13,009 --> 00:10:17,003 He's just the mouse, I mean, man we need. 224 00:10:17,005 --> 00:10:19,028 Ooh-ooh, oh, yes, of course. 225 00:10:19,029 --> 00:10:21,014 You're right, Lunar. 226 00:10:21,015 --> 00:10:24,005 You don't have to fire me, I quit. 227 00:10:24,007 --> 00:10:28,003 Fire? Whoa, who said anything about firing you? 228 00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:30,008 Is it because you were late this morning? 229 00:10:30,009 --> 00:10:34,003 Why, you can be late for the next ten years. 230 00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:35,024 I'm gonna be late, alright. 231 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:37,024 The late George Jetson. 232 00:10:37,026 --> 00:10:39,014 Uh, leave us, professor. 233 00:10:39,016 --> 00:10:43,019 I have some questions to ask my friend, Mr. Jetson. 234 00:10:43,021 --> 00:10:47,001 Yes, see you later, interrogator. 235 00:10:48,012 --> 00:10:50,024 Well, you've changed, Jetson. 236 00:10:50,026 --> 00:10:54,003 Eh, I've never seen you like this before. 237 00:10:54,005 --> 00:10:57,024 The real George Jetson finally stood up. 238 00:10:57,026 --> 00:11:01,027 Oh, well then, will the real George Jetson care to sit down? 239 00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:04,021 Uh-uh, take my chair. 240 00:11:04,023 --> 00:11:06,005 Comfy? 241 00:11:06,006 --> 00:11:07,025 Aren't you mad at me? 242 00:11:07,026 --> 00:11:10,018 Mad? Why should I be mad? 243 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:12,025 So you spilled a little water on me. 244 00:11:12,027 --> 00:11:15,024 I like water. See. 245 00:11:15,026 --> 00:11:18,003 So my head's got a little water on it. 246 00:11:18,005 --> 00:11:21,010 What can I get? Dishpan hair? 247 00:11:21,012 --> 00:11:23,018 I'll come to the point, Jetson. 248 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:25,008 I got a proposition for you. 249 00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:27,017 Only thing it may be dangerous. 250 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,020 Danger is my racket. 251 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,026 We'll have to move quickly. 252 00:11:30,027 --> 00:11:32,010 'We don't have much time.' 253 00:11:32,011 --> 00:11:33,023 You're tellin' me? 254 00:11:33,024 --> 00:11:36,027 Okay, I'll pay you an extra 50 cents an hour 255 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,013 and all you have to do is.. 256 00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:39,020 thud 257 00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:41,011 Wait a minute. 258 00:11:44,022 --> 00:11:46,024 Just as I thought, Cogswell. 259 00:11:46,026 --> 00:11:49,014 Uh, it's not what you think, Spacely. 260 00:11:49,015 --> 00:11:50,026 I didn't hear one word 261 00:11:50,027 --> 00:11:53,000 of your outrageous offer to Jetson. 262 00:11:53,001 --> 00:11:54,012 But aren't you ashamed? 263 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:57,016 Offering him a mere 50 cents per hour extra 264 00:11:57,018 --> 00:11:59,015 to risk life and limb. 265 00:11:59,017 --> 00:12:03,011 Jetson, I'll give you 75 cents to test my jacket. 266 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:07,010 You can't tempt Jetson with money, can he? 267 00:12:07,012 --> 00:12:09,004 Yup. 268 00:12:09,006 --> 00:12:11,023 Ah, this boy is shrewd, shrewd. 269 00:12:11,025 --> 00:12:14,028 I want you with me, boy. I'll double your salary. 270 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,000 I'll give you a company car. 271 00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:18,007 vroom 272 00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:19,058 Jetson, wait. 273 00:12:21,003 --> 00:12:23,006 I'll triple your salary. 274 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:27,020 And your own key to the executive washroom. 275 00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:29,016 You're too smart for me, Jetson. 276 00:12:29,018 --> 00:12:31,005 I'm putty in your hands. 277 00:12:31,007 --> 00:12:34,011 Look, a $2000 bonus. 278 00:12:34,013 --> 00:12:37,014 Five thousand shares of Spacely preferred stock. 279 00:12:37,016 --> 00:12:42,021 And on top of that, a $5000 bonus. 280 00:12:42,023 --> 00:12:44,022 There. 281 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:47,006 He's not gonna part with that, son. 282 00:12:47,008 --> 00:12:50,012 Well, that money hasn't seen the light of day in ages. 283 00:12:50,014 --> 00:12:51,064 Look. 284 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,015 See that sign, Cogswell's Cogs. 285 00:12:57,017 --> 00:13:00,028 Come with me and it'll read Cogswell and Jetson. 286 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,027 Stay with me and we'll make ours, Spacely and Jetson. 287 00:13:04,029 --> 00:13:07,017 Uh, Jetson and Spacely? 288 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,029 I'll tell you what, let's toss a coin 289 00:13:10,001 --> 00:13:12,017 and you can call it, Spacely. 290 00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:14,016 (Spacely) 'Heads.' 291 00:13:14,018 --> 00:13:16,012 - Two out of three? - No. 292 00:13:16,014 --> 00:13:18,016 Jetson, come with Cogswell's Cogs 293 00:13:18,018 --> 00:13:21,007 because we are on our way up. 294 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:25,004 Wrong, you're on your way down. 295 00:13:25,006 --> 00:13:27,014 I wonder when he had this one installed. 296 00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:29,006 swoosh 297 00:13:30,028 --> 00:13:33,027 Welcome back to Spacely Sprockets, Jetson. 298 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:37,012 [chuckles] I've got a simple little agreement for you to sign. 299 00:13:37,014 --> 00:13:39,019 If the tests on the jacket work out 300 00:13:39,021 --> 00:13:41,018 this'll make you a partner. 301 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:44,009 All you have to do is sign here. 302 00:13:44,011 --> 00:13:46,021 And here and here 303 00:13:46,023 --> 00:13:49,017 and here and there. 304 00:13:49,018 --> 00:13:50,027 What do I tell my wife? 305 00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:52,001 She won't like this. 306 00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:54,023 Oh, send the family away on a vacation. 307 00:13:54,025 --> 00:13:56,014 And don't worry about money. 308 00:13:56,016 --> 00:13:59,015 You'll make enough to last you the rest of your life. 309 00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:01,010 I was hopin' to do better than that. 310 00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:03,013 (Spacely) Oh, what's mine is yours. 311 00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:05,014 I'll give you everything you need. 312 00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:08,002 Help yourself, anything in the place. 313 00:14:08,004 --> 00:14:09,564 Oh, thanks, boss, that's swell. 314 00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,000 Hey, that's my pen. 315 00:14:15,027 --> 00:14:18,008 Alright, family, I suppose you're wondering 316 00:14:18,009 --> 00:14:19,020 why I called this meeting. 317 00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:22,006 Uh-oh, Astro. Here comes another lecture. 318 00:14:22,008 --> 00:14:25,010 Jane, this morning, you wanted to buy some silverware. 319 00:14:25,012 --> 00:14:27,025 Here, get it in gold. 320 00:14:27,027 --> 00:14:30,001 Gold? Silverware? 321 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,021 Judy, you wanted some stereophonic tapes. 322 00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:34,016 Go get yourself a band. 323 00:14:34,018 --> 00:14:36,012 Now, what can I do for you, Elroy? 324 00:14:36,014 --> 00:14:38,021 If I known you were fillin' requests 325 00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:40,008 I'd have brought a list. 326 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,022 You wanted a toy space fire engine? 327 00:14:42,024 --> 00:14:45,021 Get yourself a real fire engine. 328 00:14:45,023 --> 00:14:47,024 Might as well get yourself a fire too. 329 00:14:47,026 --> 00:14:49,015 What about me? 330 00:14:49,017 --> 00:14:52,026 (George) 'Of course, Astro, you wanted a bone.' 331 00:14:52,028 --> 00:14:54,028 'Buy yourself a meat market.' 332 00:14:54,777 --> 00:14:59,007 But, George, this morning you were talking 333 00:14:59,008 --> 00:15:01,011 about saving for your old age. 334 00:15:01,013 --> 00:15:04,014 Well, old age I'm no longer worried about, Jane. 335 00:15:04,015 --> 00:15:06,026 And I want you and the children to take a vacation 336 00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:08,016 at the Big Dipper Dude Ranch. 337 00:15:08,018 --> 00:15:10,000 - 'But-' - No buts. 338 00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:11,017 There'll be nothing to disturb you. 339 00:15:11,018 --> 00:15:15,009 No TV, no newspapers, you'll have a nice rest. 340 00:15:15,011 --> 00:15:17,012 You've changed, George. 341 00:15:17,014 --> 00:15:19,014 Yeah, more than you know. 342 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:27,010 (male 2) 'This is the day, folks, the first of a series' 343 00:15:27,012 --> 00:15:30,016 of dangerous tests for the Spacely life jacket. 344 00:15:30,018 --> 00:15:33,021 And here's the test pilot himself, George Jetson. 345 00:15:33,023 --> 00:15:35,023 [crowd applauding] 346 00:15:35,025 --> 00:15:38,008 And his boss, Mr. Spacely. 347 00:15:38,009 --> 00:15:39,023 'Oh, Mr. Jetson, I guess' 348 00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:41,027 'you're quiet concerned about these tests.' 349 00:15:41,028 --> 00:15:44,003 - Well, I- - I certainly am. 350 00:15:44,004 --> 00:15:46,021 Sure hope nothing happens to that life jacket. 351 00:15:46,022 --> 00:15:48,023 (male 2) 'Oh, uh, Mr. Spacely, uh' 352 00:15:48,025 --> 00:15:51,012 'your every thought must be with the courageous man' 353 00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:53,003 'who's risking his life for you.' 354 00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:56,012 - Uh, who's that? - 'Your test pilot, Mr. Jetson.' 355 00:15:56,014 --> 00:15:58,001 Oh, him. Yeah. 356 00:15:58,002 --> 00:15:59,026 I sure am worried about him. 357 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:02,007 He's wearing my life jacket. 358 00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:05,014 Today, they'll test the hydro-resistance factor. 359 00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:07,005 'Jetson is tied to the hydro-prop' 360 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,022 'and will now go for a little spin.' 361 00:16:10,024 --> 00:16:12,004 Is there anything you'd like to say 362 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,017 before you hit the water? 363 00:16:13,018 --> 00:16:16,006 Yeah. Hold my cigarette. 364 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,009 [whirring] 365 00:16:20,023 --> 00:16:22,028 The life jacket is alright. 366 00:16:22,029 --> 00:16:24,014 And here's the test pilot. 367 00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:26,023 'Let's listen to his first history-making words' 368 00:16:26,024 --> 00:16:28,013 'since coming out of the water.' 369 00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:33,020 Anybody got a towel? 370 00:16:36,015 --> 00:16:38,001 What bravery! 371 00:16:38,002 --> 00:16:40,023 Jetson is about to undergo the force-factor test 372 00:16:40,024 --> 00:16:43,003 'and he isn't concerned at all.' 373 00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:44,014 'Look at that man.' 374 00:16:44,015 --> 00:16:46,020 'In a moment 200 tons of force' 375 00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:49,013 'will crash down on him and does he care?' 376 00:16:49,015 --> 00:16:50,065 Unh-unh. 377 00:16:50,962 --> 00:16:53,024 boom 378 00:16:53,025 --> 00:16:55,000 crack 379 00:16:55,001 --> 00:16:56,024 crash 380 00:16:56,025 --> 00:16:58,007 How was it, Jetson? 381 00:16:58,008 --> 00:17:00,025 You know, this is the first time I've had a jacket pressed 382 00:17:00,026 --> 00:17:02,022 while I was wearin' it. 383 00:17:04,029 --> 00:17:06,003 (female 1) 'Isn't he cute?' 384 00:17:06,005 --> 00:17:07,755 (female 2) 'Look at that profile.' 385 00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:09,020 (female 3) 'Oh, he's so brave.' 386 00:17:09,021 --> 00:17:13,019 Oh, crazy, mixed up kids, they love me. 387 00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:16,019 Come on! Come on! 388 00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:19,028 But, boss, they're playin' my song. 389 00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:22,022 Oh, come on, let's get this test over with fast. 390 00:17:22,023 --> 00:17:25,005 I wanna get back to my fan club. 391 00:17:25,007 --> 00:17:28,013 This will be the vertical, horizontal wearage test. 392 00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:31,000 Watch the countdown. 393 00:17:31,002 --> 00:17:34,025 Nine, eight, seven, six.. 394 00:17:34,027 --> 00:17:36,021 I wonder what the test is. 395 00:17:36,023 --> 00:17:40,015 Five, four, three, two, one. 396 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:43,010 kaboom 397 00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:46,026 That must have been the vertical. 398 00:17:46,028 --> 00:17:49,001 Here comes the horizontal. 399 00:17:49,003 --> 00:17:51,014 boom 400 00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:56,017 Good. Not a scratch. 401 00:17:56,019 --> 00:18:00,022 Jetson, if this keeps up, you're gonna be a big man. 402 00:18:00,024 --> 00:18:02,016 A real big man. 403 00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:04,016 I don't know, I think I'm gettin' 404 00:18:04,018 --> 00:18:07,000 a short end of the deal. 405 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,011 [cheering] 406 00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:12,028 (male 3) '"Jetson, world hero."' 407 00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:14,016 (male 3) 'From America comes news' 408 00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:16,014 'that George Jetson has done it again.' 409 00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:19,016 Uh, this chap is testing some sort of a jacket of some sort. 410 00:18:19,018 --> 00:18:23,001 And they've been doing all sorts of nasty things to him. 411 00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:25,473 Hmm, can't understand what all the fuss is about. 412 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,029 Styling's all wrong for daytime wear. 413 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:32,008 All the news from America 414 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:35,002 is about the hero George Jetson. 415 00:18:35,004 --> 00:18:39,003 George, if you are here I would kiss you on both cheeks. 416 00:18:39,005 --> 00:18:43,006 Like this...and like this. 417 00:18:43,008 --> 00:18:46,027 And again, and again, and again 418 00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:50,021 Eh, that's all we have time for, folks. 419 00:18:50,023 --> 00:18:55,022 So, goodnight. And again, and again, again, again.. 420 00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:02,003 [speaking in foreign language] 421 00:19:05,964 --> 00:19:08,018 Jetson done it again.. 422 00:19:08,019 --> 00:19:11,018 Besides we invented it first. 423 00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:15,018 [instrumental music] 424 00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:18,008 Those teeth are awful sharp. 425 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:20,012 What do you care? It's my life! 426 00:19:20,014 --> 00:19:23,026 Yeah, but it's my life jacket. You ready? 427 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,023 Aah, just a minute. 428 00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:28,019 Cut along the dotted lines. 429 00:19:28,021 --> 00:19:32,004 Oh, this is no time for clowning. You ready? 430 00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:35,000 - Let her rip. - Don't say that. 431 00:19:35,002 --> 00:19:38,010 [whirring] 432 00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:41,028 [cheering] 433 00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:44,029 Ready for the thermo electric resistance test? 434 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,012 - Ready. - Wait, wait. 435 00:19:47,014 --> 00:19:50,010 Hold this while I throw the switch. 436 00:19:50,011 --> 00:19:51,019 whizz 437 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,028 boom 438 00:19:52,029 --> 00:19:56,019 Whoopee! I say, it's a success. 439 00:19:56,021 --> 00:20:00,013 - Uh, what's this for? - For lunch. What else? 440 00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:04,021 Oh, look at that. 441 00:20:04,022 --> 00:20:06,020 Boy, ten billion dollars 442 00:20:06,022 --> 00:20:08,000 worth of advanced orders. 443 00:20:08,002 --> 00:20:09,382 After the big test tomorrow 444 00:20:09,383 --> 00:20:12,014 we'll get the good space keeping seal of approval. 445 00:20:12,015 --> 00:20:13,027 Cheer up, partner. 446 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:17,004 The way you're going, you'll have money to burn. 447 00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:20,018 I, I was hoping to go in the other direction. 448 00:20:21,974 --> 00:20:26,014 (male 2) 'This is the final test, folks.' 449 00:20:26,015 --> 00:20:28,020 Jetson will be raised to a height of three miles 450 00:20:28,021 --> 00:20:30,016 and then dropped by parachute. 451 00:20:30,018 --> 00:20:33,004 'During his descent two anti-missile missiles' 452 00:20:33,006 --> 00:20:35,021 'traveling at 20,000 miles per hour' 453 00:20:35,023 --> 00:20:39,010 'will crash into the suit simultaneously.' 454 00:20:39,012 --> 00:20:41,022 Frightened? Me? Ha-ha-oh. 455 00:20:41,024 --> 00:20:44,016 I wish these tests could go on forever. 456 00:20:44,018 --> 00:20:48,010 (male 1) 'Please, let me through. I must see that man.' 457 00:20:48,011 --> 00:20:49,021 Remember me? 458 00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:52,016 Sure, you're the one who told me I was going to pfft. 459 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:55,010 - It was a mistake. - I'm not going to pfft? 460 00:20:55,012 --> 00:20:57,020 - Unh-unh. - Not even poof? 461 00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,002 No, you're completely healthy. 462 00:21:00,004 --> 00:21:02,026 You should live to be a 150. 463 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:05,004 Ah, thank heavens! 464 00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:09,025 Do you have anything to say, Mr. Jetson? 465 00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:11,003 Yes! 466 00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:14,017 He-e-elp! 467 00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:22,007 Please, Mr. Spacely, don't launch those missiles. 468 00:21:22,009 --> 00:21:25,014 I've got a 110 good years ahead of me. 469 00:21:26,014 --> 00:21:28,026 whoosh whoosh 470 00:21:28,028 --> 00:21:31,011 swoosh swoosh 471 00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:35,007 They missed him, poor Jetson must be disappointed. 472 00:21:35,008 --> 00:21:36,018 But he needn't be. 473 00:21:36,019 --> 00:21:38,017 Those missiles never give up. 474 00:21:38,018 --> 00:21:40,021 Something's wrong, Jetson appears to be 475 00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:42,004 tangled in a shoot. 476 00:21:42,005 --> 00:21:43,021 Oh, no. 477 00:21:43,022 --> 00:21:45,020 There's two of them. 478 00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:50,018 Ole, ole, toro! 479 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:52,009 'Ole. Ole.' 480 00:21:53,009 --> 00:21:56,012 [instrumental music] 481 00:21:56,962 --> 00:21:59,015 whoosh 482 00:21:59,016 --> 00:22:01,019 Ole. Ole. 483 00:22:02,025 --> 00:22:06,004 Ole. Oy vey. 484 00:22:06,006 --> 00:22:09,011 - What nerve! - Unbelievable. 485 00:22:09,013 --> 00:22:12,018 And to my son, Elroy, I'll leave my fishing pole 486 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:15,011 and the bowling ball he's always wanted. 487 00:22:19,011 --> 00:22:22,007 And to my wife Jane and my daughter Judy 488 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:24,014 I'll leave all my money and valuables. 489 00:22:24,016 --> 00:22:28,001 This is George Jetson signing off. 490 00:22:29,009 --> 00:22:31,012 The missiles are converging on Jetson. 491 00:22:31,013 --> 00:22:32,020 They're about to crash. 492 00:22:32,021 --> 00:22:35,010 kaboom 493 00:22:35,012 --> 00:22:38,029 He's okay! Jetson's okay! 494 00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:42,012 Only a few smudges, the jacket's a success. 495 00:22:42,013 --> 00:22:44,021 Oh, Mr. Spacely, I'm not going through with this. 496 00:22:44,022 --> 00:22:46,015 I thought I was going to pfft. And- 497 00:22:46,017 --> 00:22:49,004 I'll bet you're sorry the tests are over. 498 00:22:49,005 --> 00:22:50,022 Over? Honest? 499 00:22:50,023 --> 00:22:52,022 The tests are over and I'm still here? 500 00:22:52,024 --> 00:22:55,014 (Spacely) 'You've done it, Jetson. You've done it.' 501 00:22:55,015 --> 00:22:56,028 I'll announce your new position 502 00:22:56,029 --> 00:22:59,002 as Vice President of Spacely Sprockets 503 00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:00,144 at the banquet tonight. 504 00:23:02,023 --> 00:23:06,023 George, won't you even tell us what this banquet is all about? 505 00:23:06,025 --> 00:23:09,001 You'll find out about it tonight, honey. 506 00:23:09,003 --> 00:23:11,001 But all the money we've been spending. 507 00:23:11,003 --> 00:23:14,004 Allowing the children and me to buy whatever we want. 508 00:23:14,006 --> 00:23:16,005 Don't worry your pretty little head. 509 00:23:16,006 --> 00:23:17,014 And they'll be plenty more. 510 00:23:17,015 --> 00:23:19,017 Our ship is finally comin'. 511 00:23:19,018 --> 00:23:20,022 [doorbell ringing] 512 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:23,004 Good evening, George, Jane. 513 00:23:23,005 --> 00:23:24,027 Uh, better get into the life jacket, George. 514 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,011 - We don't wanna be late. - Yeah. 515 00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:28,009 Jane, where's the jacket I left here? 516 00:23:28,011 --> 00:23:31,004 Oh, that, I'll get it. 517 00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:32,017 This is it, partner. 518 00:23:32,018 --> 00:23:36,009 Tomorrow, Spacely and Jetson becomes a household word. 519 00:23:36,011 --> 00:23:40,026 Uh, excuse me, Jetson and Spacely. 520 00:23:40,028 --> 00:23:42,005 It looked a little soiled 521 00:23:42,007 --> 00:23:44,001 so I put it in the washing machine. 522 00:23:44,003 --> 00:23:46,012 Well, mighty thoughtful of you, Jane. 523 00:23:46,014 --> 00:23:48,021 Just think this little jacket 524 00:23:48,023 --> 00:23:50,016 made it all possible. 525 00:23:50,018 --> 00:23:52,000 Oh, no. 526 00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:53,020 Ah, it must have fallen apart 527 00:23:53,021 --> 00:23:55,007 in the washing machine. 528 00:23:55,008 --> 00:23:56,022 It was hit by lightning 529 00:23:56,023 --> 00:23:58,025 missiles, it was indestructible. 530 00:23:58,027 --> 00:24:00,011 (George) 'But it isn't washable.' 531 00:24:00,013 --> 00:24:03,003 'We should've put a label on it, dry clean only.' 532 00:24:03,005 --> 00:24:06,025 Oh, all my dreams. My millions gone! 533 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:08,026 I'm broke! Ruined! 534 00:24:08,028 --> 00:24:12,000 You mean, Spacely Sprockets is out of business? 535 00:24:12,002 --> 00:24:14,020 - Yes. - Excuse me. 536 00:24:15,029 --> 00:24:17,001 Now, hear this. 537 00:24:17,002 --> 00:24:19,007 Everything, everything you all bought 538 00:24:19,008 --> 00:24:20,018 goes back to the store. 539 00:24:20,019 --> 00:24:23,022 But, George, you said our ship had come in. 540 00:24:23,024 --> 00:24:24,074 It's sunk. 541 00:24:26,004 --> 00:24:28,026 Jetson, where are you going? 542 00:24:28,028 --> 00:24:31,013 To Cogswell Cogs to see about a job. 543 00:24:31,015 --> 00:24:34,018 You mean, you'd work for Cogswell after all this? 544 00:24:34,019 --> 00:24:35,024 You'd forget your pride 545 00:24:35,025 --> 00:24:37,022 and go crawling to him for a job? 546 00:24:37,024 --> 00:24:40,024 You'd do that for a few measly dollars a week? 547 00:24:40,026 --> 00:24:43,012 Uh-huh. 548 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:45,009 Wait for me, Jetson! 549 00:24:45,011 --> 00:24:47,009 I'll go with you! 550 00:24:52,006 --> 00:24:54,021 (male narrator) "The Jetsons.." 551 00:24:54,023 --> 00:24:56,009 ...brought to you by 552 00:24:56,011 --> 00:24:57,451 famous Colgate dental cream 553 00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:59,024 with activated gardol. 554 00:24:59,025 --> 00:25:01,018 Brushing after eating with Colgate 555 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:03,010 helps stop bad breath 556 00:25:03,012 --> 00:25:04,062 helps fight decay. 557 00:25:07,016 --> 00:25:10,001 [theme music] 558 00:25:34,016 --> 00:25:36,012 [cat screeches] 559 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,010 Help! Help! 560 00:25:42,012 --> 00:25:45,010 Jane, stop this crazy thing. 561 00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:47,005 Jane! 562 00:25:47,007 --> 00:25:50,000 Help! Jane! 563 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:54,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39597

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