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[theme song]

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ??

(male narrator) "The Jetsons.."

...brought to you by Saran Wrap

the transparent food wrap that clings to any shape

to keep food fresher.

Get clinging, crystal clear Saran Wrap.

[laundrojet beeping]

Oh, dear. The laundrojet is so noisy.

I'm sure something's wrong with it.

[beeping]

Well, seems to be working okay now.

Uh, by the way, Judy, how was the school dance last night?

Ooh, awful, mother.

I had to dance almost every number with my own date.

But I thought you liked Stanley.

He's a big basketball hero, isn't he?

"Big" is right.

I've got a stiff neck from looking up at him.

Well, you shouldn't tie yourself down to one boy, anyway.

Oh, I'm not, mother. Stanley's only a passing fiance.

I'm not really gonna get serious until I'm ready to settle down.

You know, say, at, um 16 or 17?

[laundrojet beeping]

(Jane) Alright.

There's a button missing.

(laundrojet) B-b-button, b-b-button. I didn't see any b-b-buttons.

Never mind. It was on there when I handed you the shirt.

(Jane) You pulled it off.

You sew it back on.

(laundrojet) B-b-button, b-b-button.

How I hate to sew on b-b-buttons.

(Jane) That's better.

Oh, that must be Elroy back from his Space Cub Scout meeting.

Judy, will you finish for me, dear?

But, mother, you know how I hate to do laundry.

Have a nice Space Cub Scout meeting today, son?

- Eh. - What made it "Eh?"

Ah, we had another substitute Cubmaster.

And he didn't know anything at all.

Hey, mom, can you tie a clove hitch?

- Or a turkey net? - What's a turkey net?

Well, that's what you tie around a first-aid victim's neck.

You know, if he's got a bloody nose or something. A turkey net.

- Oh, you mean a tourniquet. - 'That's what I said.'

Oh. Um, no, Elroy, uh, I can't tie those knots.

But why don't you ask daddy?

He was a Scout when he was a little boy.

He was? Gosh, that must have been a long time ago.

Can I call daddy and have him help me with my knots?

Well, daddy doesn't like being disturbed

when he's working hard at the office.

(Jane) But we'll take a chance. He may not be too busy.

[static]

Ah, Let me see. Uh, okay, RUDI boy.

I knock with six.

(RUDI) No good. I've got three.

Oh, no. Not again.

(Jane) 'George.'

Oh, h-hi, Jane.

Honey, you know I don't like

you calling me during working hours.

Oh, but it's-it's an emergency, dear.

Do you know how to tie a clove hitch

or a turkey net? I-I mean, a tourniquet?

Elroy needs these knots to pass his test.

Clove hitch? Turkey net?

What kind of homework are they handing out in the first grade?

It's his Space Cub test.

I told Elroy you could help him.

I'm at the end of my rope.

Very funny. But I can't help him.

- I was a Scout- - I know, pop. A long time ago.

No, it's not that, Elroy. A good Scout is self-sufficient.

What does your Scoutmaster say about outside help?

In the Space Cubs, it isn't a Scoutmaster, pop.

It's a Big Buddy.

See, Mr. Bunsen was our last Big Buddy.

- But he retired suddenly. - Why was that?

Well, the men who took Mr. Bunsen away

said he was having a nervous breakup or something.

Oh, George, isn't that a shame?

Now, now, now. Forget it, Jane.

I am not about to be a Big Buddy to a mob of strange kids.

Uh, but, George, they're Elroy's friends.

Jane, honey, in five minutes I have an appointment

with my boss, Mr. Spacely

to ask about getting a two-week vacation this year.

And if I get it, I don't wanna be tied down with extra kids.

Alright, George.

If that's the kind of father

you want to be to your son

don't be surprised if he becomes

D-E-L-I-N-Q-U-E-N-T.

Yeah, delinquent.

You want me to learn about tying knots

from the kids in the street?

Now, Elroy, that is not what I said!

If I were you, George

I'd ask Mr. Spacely for a three-week vacation.

You need it.

[device chimes]

Alright, Jetson, don't blow your stack.

You gotta be calm when you talk to the boss

about that vacation.

Facts and figures, that's what Mr. Spacely understands.

I'll prove statistically how overworked I am.

And his own computer will supply the figures to prove it.

- You ready, RUDI? - RUDI's ready.

Alright, what are my chances

of getting a two-week vacation this year?

[clicking]

[whirring]

"Your weight is 168 pounds." I don't get it.

What's my weight got to do with getting a vacation?

(RUDI) Fat chance.

Ah, what do you know, you big junk pile?

Ow, uh, eeh, ooh, ah-uh.

(Spacely) Jetson!

What are you doing to my delicate $500,000

Referential Universal Digital Indexer?

Ha, oh, ha, uh, good spacely, Mr. Afternoon.

I mean, I mean, good afternoon, Mr. Spacely.

I didn't hear you sneak in, sir. I-

What are you doing to RUDI?

RU.. I-I-I was adjusting it, sir.

I-I think it has a screw loose somewhere.

Well, takes one to know one, Jetson.

Is this why I pay you?

To kick my brain around behind my back?

(George) 'Oh, no, sir, I only-'

I have had my eye on you

for some time now, Jetson.

- I think you need a vacation. - Oh, no, sir, uh..

Oh, oh. Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

How would you like to take a little trip?

Uh, get away from it all. Say, uh, this weekend?

Oh, gosh, Mr. Spacely. Are you sure you can spare me?

Positive. I'll pay all expenses.

'Oh, that's great. Could I take the family?'

Well, the place I have in mind

is a little primitive for family living.

But I'm sure your son would enjoy roughing it.

'After all, he's a Space Cub.'

Yeah, but how did you know that?

Oh, I forgot. Your son's a Space Cub, too.

- In the same troop. - Right. Troop 54.

That's why I want you to take this weekend vacation trip.

You mean, uh, me and my little boy?

You and your little boy and my little boy

and the rest of Troop 54.

Oh, but, sir, I-I'm really not up to it.

Jetson, after seeing the kind of work you're up to indoors

I figure you must be an outdoor man.

The type who should take the boys

on an overnight camping trip this weekend.

Ah, but, Mr. Spacely, sir, I'm, I-I'm not prepared.

A Space Cub is always prepared, Jetson.

But, sir, I-I-I no more considered

taking an overnight hike this weekend

than I thought of going to the moon.

Funny you should mention the moon, Big Buddy

'cause that's exactly where you're taking Troop 54.

To the moon!

[instrumental music]

Grand Central Spacion. Heh.

Ah, I haven't been here in years.

[yawning] Why do hikes always have to start

so early in the morning? And where are the other Cubs?

The troop is supposed to form at 6:00 sharp.

Oh, they'll be here, pop.

[footsteps approaching]

See? Here they come.

Troop 54 wouldn't let us down.

Over here, men. Over here.

? We are strong we are brave ?

? In ten years we'll even shave ?

? We're the Space Cubs of Troop 54 ?

? Through the storm and the sleet ?

? Dragging grandmas through the street ?

? We're the Space Cubs of Troop 54 ?

? If your bones get bent in an accident ?

? We know the proper knot to tie ?

(boy 1) 'Get a stretcher!'

? We can cook we can bake ?

? But we get a bellyache ?

? We're the Space Cubs of Troop 54 ?

Let's hear it, men!

? We're the Space Cubs ?

? Of Troop 54 ?

- Oh, that was fine, boys. - Once again, men!

Now, hold it, hold it!

? In ten years we'll even shave ?

Aren't they great, dad?

Uh..

[whistling]

Well, Elroy.

Well, how do you turn 'em off?

[whistling]

You gotta give 'em the proper command, pop.

Space Cubs, atten-hut!

[whistling]

Thanks, Elroy.

Space Cubs, atten-hut!

[whistling]

? We're the Space Cubs of Troop 54 ?

Overnight hike!

[instrumental music]

Now, make little Orbit take his vitamins

no matter how much he fights you.

And be sure Werner wears his filter-top.

He's allergic to moon dust.

I promised little Anode he could sit by a window.

He gets space sick.

And keep a close watch on Arthur.

'He's always getting lost.'

[whistling]

Mothers, atten-hut!

About face!

On the double, get lost!

Hut, two, three, four.

'Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two, three, four.'

'Hut, two, three, four..'

(man on PA) 'Shuttle to moon now loading.'

'Passengers, please go aboard.'

Well, let's go, men.

[instrumental music]

Hey, pop, how far is it to the moon?

There's a sign showing the distance, Elroy.

Oh, yeah. "Moon, 238,000 miles."

Oh, gosh, pop. Heh, that's not very far.

(George) That's right, Elroy. We'll be there in no time.

Alright, men. Fasten your couch belts.

We'll be taking off in a minute.

(Lana) 'Hello there.'

Who, who-who-who-who's that?

'This is your stewardess, Lana Luna'

'welcoming you to Galaxy Space Lines flight 22.'

'We're going to the moon together.'

'Won't that be funsies?'

[chuckles] Y-yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(Lana) 'We'll be flying at Mach 34.'

'Thirty-four times the speed of sound.'

'So if you have any questions, ask 'em now.'

'But you won't hear the answers until we get back again.'

[giggling]

[giggling] Oh, boy, oh, boy, I'll have to meet her.

(Lana) 'If weightlessness makes you nervous'

'just ask for our special lead pills.'

'They hold you in your seat.'

'Now, settle back, relax, cross your fingers.'

'And when we're safely out of the Earth's atmosphere'

'you are welcome to come to the lounge'

'and rub elbows with the crew.'

Crazy, crazy. I'm looking forward to it.

'This is your stewardess, lovely Lana Luna, bidding you'

'aloha,auf wiedersehen, arrivederci'

'and hasta la vista.'

(man on PA) 'This has been a transcribed announcement.'

Oh, boy. Wouldn't you know it?

(man on intercom) 'Moon Shuttle now launching from pad 12.'

'All systems go. Stand clear.'

'Ten, nine, eight, seven, six'

'five, and so forth.'

[whooshing]

Take a deep breath, men. We'll soon hit maximum Gs.

[whooshing]

See?

Isn't this..

...great, boys?

Okay, Cubs. Prepare for weightlessness.

Hey, pop, look at the Earth!

(George) 'Ah-ha, it's very nice, Elroy.'

But you shouldn't leave your seat.

Hey, look at all those signs, pop.

'"Danger. Meteor crossing.'

Caution. Bumpy clouds ahead."

Yeah. Here come some more.

(Elroy) '"Stay in your orbit.'

'"School crossing.'

Slow to 30,000 miles."

Hey, look at that, pop!

(George) 'Yeah. "Spaceway's Cafe. Free parking."'

Must be a good place to eat.

All the space truck drivers stop there.

(Lana) 'Attention, passengers.'

'This is your stewardess, Lana Luna.'

'We will be landing on the moon shortly'

'where the daytime temperature is 240 degrees.'

'However, at night'

'it cools off to 215 degrees.'

'Below zero, that is.'

'Galaxy Space Lines hopes you had an enjoyable trip'

'and looks forward to serving you again.'

(man on PA) 'This has been a transcribed announcement.'

I know. I know.

There's the moon!

(man over PA) 'Fasten your couch belts. We are about to land.'

Hang on, men. These moon landings can be pretty rough.

[screeching]

Hey, that was a pretty smooth touchdown.

[rumbling]

[instrumental music]

(George) 'Okay, Cubs, this is it.'

Put on your oxygen helmets

and stay inside until I look around.

It's pretty wild out there.

[whirring]

(George) '"Moon Port. Moonhattan Tilton Hotel.'

Half-acre, moon craters, out of the smog zone."

[chuckles] Hey, gosh. Hey, look at that.

'"Short of breath? Try Orbit Oxygen."'

- Taxi? Taxi, mister? - Downtown Moonhattan, mister?

Ah, no, thanks. We're looking for the campground, Lunar Park.

Oh, sure. Over that way, about ten miles.

The other side of Copernicus Crater.

Yeah, pile in. I'll take you there.

We're Space Cubs. We'll hike it.

Elroy, are you getting too much oxygen?

The man said ten miles, and we've got our packs.

(Elroy) So we'll just take big steps.

Watch. Geronimo!

Gravity on the moon is only one-sixth that of Earth.

- Come on, pop. - Alright, alright. We'll walk.

But to keep from getting lost, we'll use the buddy system.

Everyone pick a buddy and stay with him.

Anode, you go with Elroy.

Orbit, you go with Werner, and Arthur..

Who's that leave for your buddy, Arthur?

- You, I guess. - That's right, Arthur.

(George) 'I promised your dad, uh, Mr. Spacely, that is'

'that I'd look after you personally.'

Big deal.

Come on, let's go.

Hup, two, three, four, two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four. Two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four, two, three, four.

[instrumental music]

Well, our camp is in pretty good shape, men.

Now what shall we name it?

How about calling it Camp Elroy?

Ah, Camp Elroy. No, no.

Oh, what do you think we should call it, Anode?

I think we should call it

Camp Wanasucha Gichagumi

Analoha Kemosabi.

That's Indian.

(George) 'What's it mean?'

Beats me. I can't talk Indian.

Ah-ha. Well, Anode, that name is a little bit long.

Arthur, what would you like to call it?

I'd like to call it quits.

How do I get my walking papers

out of this chicken-feed outfit, anyway?

[laughs] Oh, did you hear that?

Arthur suggests we go on a hike and do some bird-watching.

[chuckles] Alright. Fall in, men.

And a hup, two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two, three, four.

Hey, here comes another group of campers, men.

Eep, orp, loop, yup. Eep, orp, loop, yup.

Hey, what troop is that, pop?

(George) 'It says "Troop Zlgph, Martian And Chowder Club."'

Boy, did you get a look at those guys?

Yeah, talk about freaks.

How would you like to go through life with only one head?

Not me, boy.

Now, don't get too close to the edge of this crater, men.

Look out, Orbit, that rock you're standing on

is loose, Orbit. Orbit!

[rumbling]

Oh, no!

Now, why didn't Orbit pay attention?

- Because that was Anode. - Ah!

Sorry, Anode!

He's not hurt! Here he comes. He's bouncing back up.

boing

Well, here we are, men.

Yeah, Big Buddy. But where are we?

Well, uh, according to the map, we're right about here.

On the rim of that crater.

(Anode) 'That's not a crater, Mr. Jetson.'

That's your thumbprint!

[giggling]

Well, it's no problem, men.

We all know the direction back to camp, don't we?

(together) Yes, Big Buddy!

Good. Then let's go.

[George laughing]

Someone had their directions mixed up. Ha-ha.

Okay, now let's go in the right direction.

Ah, it looks like you men are lost, but don't panic.

I'll check with the Space Cub manual.

Now, let's see. "Moss is found on the north side of trees.

"Running streams lead to civilization.

And a good Scout always has his trusty compass."

- I have a trusty compass, pop. - Ha! Thanks, Elroy.

The needle should point to the north.

Hey!

The needle's pointing straight up!

Sure, pop. That's where the North Pole is.

- Back on Earth. - Alright, men.

Now, now, keep calm. This is no time to panic.

We're still together.

Everyone raise his buddy's hand so I can check.

Arthur, count those hands for me, will you?

Arthur? Arthur? Arthur's gone.

Alright, who's the careless clod who was Arthur's buddy?

(all) You were, Big Buddy!

I was? I was?

Alright, men. Men, now is the time to panic.

My boss' son is lost!

The last time I saw Arthur, he was heading

for the dark side of the moon.

Yeah. Well, I just hope my pop doesn't get lost.

[echoing] Arthur!

[echoing] Where are you?

[echoing] Now, where is that stupid kid?

(Arthur) 'Somebody call me?'

Arthur! Now, now, don't panic, Arthur.

- 'I'm here to rescue you.' - What rescue?

I just came around here to the dark side

to change the film in my camera.

I left the rest of the troop on top of this crater.

But they're gone!

They left a note.

- "Dear Big Buddy-" - Here, I'll take that.

"Decided not to wait for you to come back and save us

"so returned to camp ourselves.

Signed, Orbit, Anode, Elroy and Werner."

Now what? At least they could have left the map.

Here's another note.

"PS. Don't worry about the map.

We took it with us."

"We're tearing it in little pieces and leaving a trail

for you to follow back to camp."

Look. Here's a piece.

And there's another one.

And another and another.

And another and another.

Hey, what do you think you're doing there?

That's my job, keeping the moon neat.

'Huh. Tourists!'

Boy, are we glad to see you.

Can you tell us the way to Copernicus Crater?

N-nope.

But it's just the other side of the Carpathian Mountains.

Carpathian Mountains?

It's the biggest mountain range on the moon.

- 'You must have heard of it.' - N-nope.

Well, can you tell us the way

to the nearest Moon Ranger station?

N-nope.

You come from around here?

Lived here most of my life.

And you don't know where anything is?

You sure are dumb.

Yup. Maybe dumb, but I ain't lost.

That's a pretty old joke.

Being lost is no joke, and I'm cold.

No problem, Arthur.

We'll collect some wood and start a fire.

Up here? On the moon?

Oh, that's the trouble with you younger generation.

Uh, y-y-you don't use your heads.

Now, look, there's plenty of wood on the moon

like these signs. "No loitering."

"No ball playing.

"No picnicking.

No campfires."

Now, here's the wood, and I'll start a fire.

But, Big Buddy, uh, um, Mr. Jetson.

Now, don't worry, Arthur. I'm an old Scout from way back.

[panting]

Oh, they sure don't make sticks like they did when I was a kid.

[panting]

I've been trying to tell you

you can't have fire without oxygen.

And there's no oxygen on the moon.

Alright. Then what'll we do?

Arthur, what are you doing?

'Where did you get that signal gun?'

A Space Cub is always prepared.

[gunshots]

boom boom boom

(George) '"Hepl?"'

(Arthur) 'Uh-oh. Spelled it wrong.'

[gunshots]

(Spacely) 'You realize, Mrs. Jetson'

that if George and my little Arthur are never found

your husband can look for employment elsewhere.

And I was the one who made George take the trip.

He even gets lost in the supermarket.

Many's the time I told little Arthur to get lost.

I never really meant it.

(male 2) 'Cosmo Q, Spacely and Mrs. George Jetson'

'Moon Ranger station calling.'

- Yes? Yes? - Yes? Yes?

We found both Space Cubs, Arthur and George.

Good work, ranger! How did you do it?

Well, we spotted the little fella's smoke signal.

And where is my husband?

'He's at the station, ma'am, paying some fines.'

- Fines? - Uh, yes.

For littering, destroying park property

and getting lost without a license.

(man on intercom) 'Moon flight unloading at pad 9.'

Orbit, you forgot to take your vitamins.

A-achee!

Werner, didn't I tell you

to wear your moon dust filter?

Arthur, my boy, you're looking fine.

Gosh, dad, you'd have been proud of me.

The Moon Rangers gave me this medal for saving Mr. Jetson.

And, uh, what's that other badge?

Oh, that's the First Aid Merit Badge I was awarded

for soothing Mr. Jetson's hysterics.

Poor George. You look miserable.

Oh, that little Arthur Spacely made me look like a big dope!

When he finishes telling the boss how I goofed

I'll probably lose my job.

Jetson, I'd like a word with you.

Uh-oh, here it comes.

Arthur just told me everything you did.

And I just want to say, put it there.

I appreciate it.

But I, I-I don't understand.

Arthur said if it hadn't been for him

you never would have made it back.

Well, sir, I see through your little scheme.

- You do? - 'Of course.'

You planned it to build up Arthur's confidence.

Well, it worked.

And tomorrow I'll talk to you

about that early vacation you wanted

'for the whole family.'

Oh-oh, but I don't get it.

Of course you do.

[groans]

Jane, Jane, how do you like that, honey?

Love it! We're already packed for the vacation.

Already packed?

The wife of a Space Cub

is always prepared.

Ah, Jane, you're a..

- You're a good Scout. - Aw!

[both laughing]

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) "The Jetsons."

Brought to you by famous Colgate dental cream

with activated gardol.

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[theme music]

[snarls]

Help! Help!

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

Jane!

Help! Jane!

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