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[theme song]

[siren blaring]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Alright, Oscar, roll 'em.

The only reason I got this job

is I happen to have big feet.

And now the first grand prize

an all-expense-paid vacation for two

to Hollowstone National Park goes to

Charlie Marblehead.

(all) 'Yay!'

Uh, pardon me.

I won! I won!

Uh, uh, pardon me, uh, pardon me.

- Nuts. - Hey, wouldn't you know it?

The richest guy in town.

Second prize

a complete hi-fidelity

studiophonic sound system

from Rock-A-Rolla

the greatest name in noise.

'And the winner is Irving Pinecone.'

[all cheering]

[Irving laughing]

I won! I won!

[laughing]

I don't know, Fred, guess this isn't

our lucky day after all.

Can you imagine Pinecone winning a stereo?

What does he know about good music?

(male 1) 'And now, fellow members, third prize..'

This might be it, Fred.

A lovely 17-rock

shockproof, waterproof

sundial wristwatch

guaranteed to work underwater.

'And the lucky winner is'

'Harley Rockbottom.'

[all cheering]

Well, that's the old ballgame, Fred.

It's a frame-up.

And now last, but not least

our special added bonus prize.

One free flying lesson

courtesy of the Bedrock Flying School.

And the winner is

'our one and only Fred Flintstone.'

[all cheering]

Fred Flintstone. Huh.

H-hey, that's me!

Hey, did you hear that, Barney? Ha-ha-ha!

Yabba dabba doo! I won!

I won. Ha! Yabba dabba doo doo doo!

I finally won something, Barn.

Yabba dabba doo!

Nice goin', Fred.

Gee, I never expected anything.

(Barney) Yeah, I know.

Hey, wait a minute. One free lesson?

That's a terrible prize.

Well, that's better than nothing, Fred.

Are you kiddin'? What am I gonna do with one flying lesson?

Hey, uh, maybe they'll let you cash it in.

I-I think you've got somethin' there, Barn.

Sure. If it's worth ten bucks, I can buy a new bowling ball.

Why don't we stop at the Idlerock Airport tomorrow

after work, and cash it in?

Barney, old pal, you are a genius.

[chuckling]

It's comin' in for a landing.

Some crate, huh, Fred?

I'll say. You wouldn't catch me flying one of those things.

Uh, my name is Fred Flintstone

'and I'm lookin' for the owner'

'of this flyin' school.'

I'm Kitty Rockhawk.

I run the flyin' school.

Uh, you see, I'm a tootle, uh, and, uh, tittle..

And I'm entitled ti-ti..

[gibberish]

Watch out, Fred, you're losing altitude.

Mr. Flintstone, you have the look

of an eagle in your eyes.

Uh, e-eagle?

You have the spirit of a hawk in your heart.

Uh, yeah.

[cawing]

Hey, Fred, you better tell her

why you're here before you take off.

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Uh, to tell the truth, M-M-Ms. Rockhawk..

Yes?

I, uh, just won a free flying lesson

down at the lodge, and..

You can't wait to get into the air.

I can't wait to get into the air.

In fact, you want to sign up

for my special five-lesson plan, don't you?

I wanna sign up for your five-lesson special plan.

Oh, come on, Fred, snap out of it.

You're supposed to be cashing in your prize.

Remember?

Uh, y-you're absolutely right, Barney.

I'm here to get the money.

Ms. Rockhawk..

You were sayin', wings?

Eh, eh, where can I sign up

for those flyin' lessons?

(Kitty) Right this way, wings.

Then Saturday morning, it's you and me

'up there.'

Boy, what a birdbrain.

Look at it this way, Barney

becoming a pilot is an investment.

- I don't get it, Fred. - Don't you see, Barn?

Once I get my pilot's license

I'll go to work for Prehistoric Airlines.

You, an airline pilot?

I can see it now, Barn.

This is your pilot, Captain Fred Flintstone.

Welcome aboard flight-32.

'We'll be traveling at an altitude of 520 feet'

at a speed of about 45 miles an hour

which should get us into Idlerock Field

at about 6:15, Central Cave Time.

Uh, excuse me, captain

but, uh, what's Wilma gonna say about all this?

[screeching]

Wilma? I almost forgot.

Ooh, she'll clobber me if she finds out

I'm takin' flyin' lessons.

And I hate to think what she'll do to you

when she sees your flyin' teacher.

Well, Barn, I'll just have to risk it.

After all, I'm doin' it for Wilma and Pebbles.

And, uh, how are you going to work it, Fred?

It's a cinch.

Instead of goin' to bowlin' practice

I'll take the flyin' lessons.

And you're gonna help me.

Oh, I knew there was a catch to it.

Pilot to Pebbles. Pilot to Pebbles.

The field has just been cleared.

A-okay for landing.

[imitates bike revving]

Ooh!

Vroom!

- Whee! - Zoo!

How do you like that, Pebbly-poo?

A perfect three-point landing.

[babbling]

[laughs] Goodnight, sweetheart.

Now, maybe tomorrow night, we'll fly to the moon.

Oh. Ha-ha.

[laughing]

[humming]

Oh, dear, there goes the light.

Fred, can you change the light for me?

(Fred) Righto, honey.

I'll have it changed in two shakes

'of a dinosaur's tail.'

My goodness, but you're full of pep tonight.

'I just hope you save some energy'

for our picnic with the Rubbles tomorrow.

- Picnic? - Yes. Don't you remember?

You promised us last week.

Oh, that picnic.

Well, gee, Wilma, I hate to tell you this

but I don't think I can make it tomorrow.

Ah-ah-achoo!

I'm sorry, Wilma, but if I miss

my bowling practice tomorrow I am off the team.

But you promised.

The kids have been gurgling about it all week long.

Ah-choo!

Could I help it if I got a cold?

I'm sorry, Wilma, I'm going to bowling practice

and that is final.

I'm putting my foot down on any further discussion.

thud

I'll say this much for you, Fred.

When you put your foot down

you put your foot down.

[clanging]

[screaming]

Just a minute, Betty, the kettle's boiling.

Oh, Fred, before you go

can you fix the baby's bottle? I'm on the phone.

Sure thing, Wilma.

? Come fly with me in my flying machine ?

? And up we go ?

? Up we go ?

It's about time.

Thirty seconds more

and I'd have been a cooked goose.

Anyway, Betty, Fred can't make the picnic today.

Seems his bowling is more important.

Oh, Barney, too, huh?

It figures.

Bottle's all set, honey.

I'm leaving now, sweetheart.

Well, talk to you later, Betty.

Thanks, Fred. Have a nice game.

I will. I will.

[Fred chuckles]

Well, this is it, wings.

In another hour, you'll be flyin' high.

Yeah, but what about tomorrow's lesson?

The girls won't stand for us

cancelin' out the picnic again.

Gee, too bad you can't take all the lessons in one day.

Ah, not a bad idea, Barney boy.

That way I can start flyin'

for the airline on Monday.

[laughing]

All five flyin' lessons in one day?

That's right, I'm in a big hurry

to get my pilot's license by Monday.

Okay, wings, anything you say.

Yabba dabba doo!

Let's get this show in the air.

[chuckles]

Now, the first thing we do

is check you out on the latest in safety devices.

It's called an ejection seat.

Check.

'If the plane's in trouble all you have to do

'is pull that little lever by your, uh, left knee.'

Gotcha. Just pull this little lever.

Like this.

thud

Well, so much for lesson one.

(male 2) 'Idlerock Control Tower'

'to Bedrock Flying School, flight number one.'

'You're cleared for take off on runway three.'

All set, wings?

Are you kidding? I'm already on cloud nine.

Ha-ha.

Okay. Contact.

Hang on tight.

Oh, boy, look at those people down there.

They look like ants.

Those are ants.

We're not even off the ground yet.

Whoops. Sorry.

[laughs]

Now for lesson number three.

It's called stallin'.

Hey! Ooh! Hey!

What do you think of that, wings?

I think we'd better cancel the rest of the lessons.

But what about your new career?

Monday, remember?

Well, okay, as long as I've gotten this far.

Brace yourself for lesson number four.

Yeow!

Ooh!

This is called the acrobatic flyin' roll.

Yeah, it figures.

Only which way is up?

[chuckles]

Attaboy, Fred. Wilma's in for a surprise, alright.

(Hilda) 'Yoo-hoo! Barney! Oh, Barney Rubble!'

Uh-oh, Hilda Rockmouth

the biggest gossip in town.

Oh, hi, there, Hilda.

What in the world are you doing out here at the airport?

Oh, nothing much. Just watching all the planes go by.

That's funny, Betty told me

you and Fred were at bowling practice.

Uh, Fred? Who's Fred?

Hey, Barney! Yabba dabba doo!

Look, Barn! No hands!

[chuckles]

Oh, Mr. Flintstone, you're so daring!

Well!

Oh, boy, there goes big mouth Rockmouth.

Uh-oh, look who's coming.

Big mouth Rockmouth.

Yeah, we better scram out of here.

Remember what happened to us last time?

[gibberish]

- Ow! - Ow!

I told ya, I told ya.

[gibberish]

Fred Flintstone? Are you sure?

A beautiful blonde, eh?

Oh, well, thanks, Betty.

Hang up. I got to make a call. Bye.

Oh, wait till I tell Mabel Marblehead

about Fred Flintsto..

Hey, wait a minute.

Fred Flintstone?

That's my husband!

How do you like my teachin' so far, tiger?

[roars]

Bring on the fifth lesson.

All we have to do now is bring the plane in

for a perfect three-point landin'.

Think can you do it?

Are you kidding?

The future captain of Prehistoric Airlines?

Why, it'll be a breeze. Here we go.

Careful, Fred!

I told you it'd be a breeze, huh, Kitty?

[Fred laughing]

Fred! Fred, look out!

There we are. Smooth as silk.

Right, kitty?

Kitty?

I guess they don't make silk

as smooth as they used to.

[laughing]

Fred, Fred, the brake! Use the brake!

Oh, yeah, yeah, the brake.

[grunting]

Nice goin', Fred.

When you finish something

you sure finish with a bang.

Well, look who's here, a land person.

[laughs]

(Barney) 'Well, how do you do, Fred?'

Don't look now, Barney

but you are looking at a genuine

full-blooded, licensed pilot.

Sorry to put you into a tailspin, wings

but you've got to solo first.

What?

You've got to solo

then you'll get your pilot's license.

Oh.

(Kitty) 'See you bright and early tomorrow mornin'.'

Toodle-oo, wings!

Barney, that solo flight tomorrow sure messes things up.

Well, I got to shake you up some more, Fred.

Hilda Rockmouth saw you flyin' with Kitty Rockhawk.

Hilda Rockmouth!

(Barney) And you know what a big mouth she has.

(Fred) I know, I know. Hey, hold that ferry!

Hey, that reminds me, Barney, you got any change?

Uh, yeah, yeah. Sure, Fred.

Thanks, Barney.

I wish he'd use his credit card.

It would make my job a lot easier.

(Barney) 'I guess you better call Kitty'

'and cancel that solo flight.'

(Fred) 'Yeah, yeah. Hey, wait a minute.'

'If I pass the test tomorrow'

I'll be a full-fledged pilot.

Oh, sure, but if Wilma finds out

you'll be doing a solo without a plane.

Not if I show up Monday in the blue and gold

captain's uniform of Prehistoric Airlines.

I don't know, Fred.

But what are we going to tell Wilma and Betty

about being out at the airport today?

Just leave that to me, Barney boy.

That's exactly what I'm afraid of.

Here they are now, Wilma.

Ah, let's see them talk their way out of this one.

Yeah, let's.

Hiya, girls. What's new?

I don't know, Fred. You tell us.

(Barney) 'Uh-oh. I knew it, I knew it.'

How was bowling today?

Yeah. How?

To tell you the truth

we didn't go bowling today.

I was out at the airport taking a flying lesson.

Right, Barney?

Well, yeah, yeah, that's right, I think.

(Wilma) 'What?'

I might as well level with you, Wilma.

I won a free flying lesson at our last lodge meeting.

- 'But--' - I couldn't help myself, Wilma.

You know how I hate to waste anything.

Boy, you should've seen my teacher.

A beautiful blonde who could fly the toupee

off a bald eagle.

But--

If you don't believe me

just ask Hilda Rockmouth.

'She was there.'

Now, how about dinner? I am starved.

Oh, yes, Fred. Mwah!

Oh, anything you say, dear. Mwah!

[giggles]

[chuckles]

You see how easy it is, Barn?

Just tell 'em the truth. It never fails.

Yeah. Oh, betty?

Yes, Barney. One dinner coming right up.

[Betty giggles]

Fred, I always said you were a genius.

[chuckling]

Well, see you at the picnic tomorrow.

What a day for a picnic!

Well, you don't have to shout about it.

Oh, uh, sorry, Fred.

Fred, I still don't understand

how could you pick the airport

for a place to picnic.

Wouldn't a nice quiet place

beside a Babbling Brook be better?

Oh, don't be silly.

The kids love airplanes. Look!

[babbling]

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[barking]

[chuckles] Not a bad day for solo either, eh, Barney?

Yeah, Fred. Looks like your genius is showing again.

[laughing]

See that, Pebbles? That's a fantail jet.

[babbling]

(Barney) 'Sure is a beautiful sight.'

Oh-oh. Goo goo goo.

Isn't that cute, Barney?

Pebbles wants to play with Bamm-Bamm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

(Fred) Okay, sweetheart, you can play with Bamm-Bamm.

'Just stay close to mommy.'

'Keep an eye on 'em, Wilma.'

- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Look at that, Fred, a perfect gentleman.

[Fred chuckling]

? Yeah yeah yeah ?

? Yeah yeah yeah ??

Okay, Barney, the kids are occupied

Wilma and Betty are busy cookin'. Now is the time.

I'm with you, Fred.

Let's see, now, the flying school

is on the other side of the airport.

Figure two minutes to get there

ten minutes to solo

one minute to get my license validate

and two minutes to get back.

Fifteen minutes on the nose.

Yeah, the girls will never miss us.

Let's go.

- All set, wings? - Check.

I'm gonna solo this crate

like it's never been soloed before.

(Kitty) 'Remember your instructions.'

Circle the field twice, then bring it in.

And don't forget, stay away from the army base.

- It's a restricted area. - Roger.

(male 2) 'Solo flight number one cleared for take off'

'on runways two, three, four, five, and six.'

[laughter]

Solo flight number one to control tower

very funny.

Very funny.

Well, here goes.

Contact.

I made it, I made it!

So far so good, Fred.

Barney, what are you doin' here?

Helpin' you solo. What else?

Aw, gee, thanks, Barn.

How do you like it, Barney boy?

Beautiful, just beautiful.

- Uh-oh. Enemy at 12 o'clock. - What enemy?

That's a dodo bird, you knucklehead.

Boy, I'm pooped.

Hey, cut that out! Get off of my wing!

Shoo! Scat! Scram!

Hey, Fred, remember lesson number four.

The acrobatic flying roll.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Gee, thanks, Barney.

Oh, don't mention it, Fred.

[beeping]

Unidentified flying object

approaching from the west, sir.

Probably one of those student pilots

from the flying school.

Should I make radio contact, sir?

'I'll do that, corporal.'

I've got to break them of this habit once and for all.

This is General Wuntious Stonewall

calling unidentified aircraft.

Please identify. Over.

Don't look now, Fred

but that enemy dodo bird is back.

(Wuntious on radio) 'I repeat, UFO, please identify. Over.'

Oh, boy, that dumb bird

made us fly over the restricted area.

Get him off of here, quick! We're way off course.

Righto, Fred. I'll scare him with this big rock.

Bombs away.

Oops! I dropped it!

(male 3) 'Did I hear him say "Bombs away," sir?'

(Wuntious) 'Don't be silly, corporal'

'this is peacetime.'

[explosion]

(Wuntious) 'Sound the alarm!'

This means war!

[alarm blaring]

I wonder what the commotion is about?

I don't know.

But have you seen Fred and Barney lately?

Come to think of it, no.

Maybe we should go and look for them.

I think you're right, Betty.

Let's get the children.

(Wuntious) 'Commence firing!'

Hey, Barney, where'd you get all those rocks?

It's not me, Fred. It must be somebody else.

Gee, all this fuss

over a little one-minute rest stop.

I'm gettin' out of here.

Fire the XTW-15!

Five, four, three, two, one

'one, zero!'

whoosh

No! No!

Step on it, Fred.

Faster, Fred!

Not bad for a beginner, huh, Barney?

(Barney) 'Yeah, Fred. You sure gave him the slip.'

- Barney! - Huh? You-you called, Fred?

Barney, you get in here before you get hurt.

Uh, coming right up, Fred.

We'd better get out of this restricted area fast.

Hang on, Barney, I'll put her in a dive!

- Uh-oh. - Yeow!

Ooh, he pulled the ejector stick.

Hey, hey, Fred, Fred, come back!

H-how do you fly this thing?

Look, Wilma, somebody's coming down by parachute.

That's no somebody, that's Fred.

(Betty) 'Ooh. What's he doing up there?'

[laughing] Hiya, girls.

'Just thought I'd drop in on you.'

Very funny.

And where, pray tell, is Barney?

(Fred) I left him up there.

You left him up there by himself?

Look!

Hey, hey, Fred, h-how do you

work this thing? Hey!

Don't worry, Barney, old boy!

I'll talk you in!

'Excuse me, pal, but this is an emergency.'

'Control tower calling Barney.'

This is Fred. Can you hear me, Barney?

(Barney on radio) 'Harry, uh, uh, Frank'

'uh, Joe, uh, P-Pete.'

- Barney, the word is roger. - Oh. Roger.

(Fred on radio) 'Now listen to me.'

'Keep your nose up.'

Check, Fred.

Not your nose, you knucklehead!

The plane's nose!

(Barney on radio) 'Oh, uh, sorry, Fred.'

Now pull the stick back, easy.

Get that nose up

and cut your motor.

Gotcha.

(Fred on radio) 'You're almost on the runway.'

'Hold it steady.'

'Attaboy!'

Barney, be careful.

Easy does it, Barney.

Ooh, I can't look.

crash

(Fred) 'He made it! Yahoo!'

(Wilma) 'He made it!'

(Betty) He made it!

Yeah.

Oh, Fred's wonderful.

Oh, I didn't think Barney could do it.

You alright, Barney?

(Barney) 'A-okay, Fred.'

Hey, what do you know, I soloed.

Yeah, and I'm without a pilot's license.

Don't fret over it, wings.

You were brilliant

the way you talked your friend in.

Well..

And that was some job of flyin'

you little rascal, you.

Will somebody tell me what this is all about?

I'd like to know, too.

Well, uh..

...you see..

You tell 'em, Barney.

Well, uh, ba-ba..

You better tell 'em, Fred.

What they're trying to say is that wings here..

I mean, Mr. Flintstone

'was tryin' to build a new career.'

- What? - 'That's right.'

(Kitty) He wanted to become an airline pilot

so you and your baby daughter

would be proud of him.

Fred, I'm proud of you just the way you are.

Well, I'm glad you feel that way, Wilma

because from now on

I am keeping my feet on the ground.

And so is Barney.

You can say that again.

I don't know if you can say as much for your children.

Hey, look at Bamm-Bamm, he's flyin'.

[imitating engine revving]

[Pebbles giggles]

[all laughing]

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

thud thud thud

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