Original subtitles

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

[instrumental music]

Let's see, I got all the chemicals now

and all my laboratory equipment

is set up in the garage..

screech screech

...and I have a great inventive urge.

Uh-oh.

[Dino barking]

(Fred) 'No, Dino!'

Down, boy! Heel!

'Heel!'

Down, Dino!

[Dino barking]

Back, Dino!

Heel, boy! Will you let me alone?

Beat it! I'm in a hurry.

Heh!

It's like having an orangutan-osaurus for a pet.

thud thud

Hey, uh, look, Betty. Fred's got his signs up.

Uh..."Keep out, this means you Barney

genius at work."

Must be that time of year again, Barney.

Yup, Fred's on that inventor kick again

and that means trouble.

[Betty laughing]

Oh, look at Pebbles, Barney.

Isn't that cute?

Whee!

thud

[babbling]

(Betty) 'Go ahead, Bamm-Bamm.'

'You can go play with Pebbles and her mammoth.'

[babbling]

(Barney) 'Hey, uh, take it easy with that mammoth, Bamm-Bamm.'

'We don't want the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty'

'to Mammoths on our backs.'

Whee!

crash

(Betty) 'I'll never get over it.'

Having the strongest boy in the world for a son.

Well, uh, let's go see what the mad inventor

is planning to spring on the world.

He he he!

- 'Hi, Wilma.' - 'Hi, Betty.'

Oh, hello, Wilma.

Has the new Mr. Edistone invented anything yet?

Ha ha ha!

Not yet, Barney. Cactus tea, Betty?

Please.

Uh, some cool grape juice for me.

gurgle gurgle

Fred's still out in the garage.

He's been mixing chemicals all week long.

Last year, after missing 777 times

he came up with a new revolutionary

soft drink, 778-up.

'One lump or two, Betty?'

(Betty) 'Two, please.'

(Wilma) 'Anyway, the soft drink turned out to be just plain glue'

'and we got stuck with it.'

[slurping] Luckily, I got a sweet tooth.

I think I'll go watch the action.

The laughs will be good therapy. Ha ha ha!

Well, be careful, dear.

No telling what can happen when Fred's inventing.

[chuckles] How true.

I'll wear Bamm-Bamm's football helmet

to be on the safe side.

Ha ha ha!

I think I have it.

Just a pinch more of stodium..

...and a dash of H2-gravel

'and I'll sell this formula for millions!'

'It could change our future shapes.'

Hiya, Freddy-boy.

[explosion]

Uh, you alright, Fred?

At last, after months of research

I think I got it!

Uh, what Fred?

Uh, a new fuel to send the first boulder to the moon?

In my hand, Barney

I hold the long-awaited solution

to man's greatest problem.

I call it..

...Fred-o-cal.

What do you think?

"Fred-o-cal?"

Fantastic, Fred.

Unbelievable, and simply amazing.

Uh, only, uh, what is it?

Only the greatest invention

since Thomas Edistone invented the candle.

It's my own reducing formula.

One swallow and pounds melt off in seconds.

Watch.

'First I step on the scales..'

...and when I drink my Fred-o-cal

I'll instantly be the proper weight for my height.

[Barney laughing]

'According to your weight, Fred'

you're about two feet too short.

Out, unbeliever. Out! Out!

I'm outing! I'm outing!

swoosh

How can us geniuses work

with nuts like that around?

[laughing]

Now for the moment of discovery.

gulp gulp

Something is happening.

'I can feel it.'

Wow! I lost five pounds already.

Hey, if that little dose works

then a bigger dose should really make me slim.

Bottoms up.

gulp gulp

Something's happening.

I'm feeling lighter all the time.

Uh-oh. Now I overdid it.

I've reduced, alright, but the wrong way.

Oh, I can't let Wilma see me like this.

Hey, Barn! Come back!

Now, you'll believe me!

Call a doctor!

Oh-h ho ho!

No wonder us scientists

get discouraged so often.

Help! Help!

'Help!'

[snarling]

[barking]

Help!

thud

Uh-h.

[snarling]

Huh?

How dare you hit your master?

Put me down, Dino! I'm in a hurry.

I haven't got time to play around.

Now, beat it.

[screaming]

Yeah? Uh, who..

Hmm. Nobody here.

Must be some kids knockin' on doors

and runnin' away.

thud

Open up, Barney.

It's me.

Well, funny, I can hear Fred but I can't see him.

It's me, Rubble, right here!

'Where, Fred? Where?'

Down here. Just look, will ya?

Wow. Don't know if you noticed it, Fred, but, uh, you shrunk.

I know that. It's that darn Fred-o-cal I invented.

It reduced me to just a little guy.

Well, for a little guy, you sure got a big problem.

Yeah, yeah. Well..

[Bamm-Bamm babbling]

Bug. Bam! Bam!

Bam! Bam!

Hey!

Hold it, Bamm-Bamm.

This is no bug.

- This is your Uncle Fred. - Yeah, me.

Hiya, Bamm-Bamm.

[laughing]

Very funny.

- Hi, Barney. - 'Hiya, Betty.'

Oh, hello, Fred.

Lost a little weight, haven't you?

Fred!

Oh-h, I did it again, Betty.

I invented a reducing formula

and this is what happened.

I gotta get back to size.

Till I do, don't tell Wilma.

'I gotta get to a doctor.'

N-now, don't worry, Fred. I'll drive you over to one.

Oh, thanks, Barn. You're a real pal.

Hey, uh, I better carry you.

Someone might step on you or somethin'.

Oh, boy.

How humiliating.

Poor Wilma.

She's gonna have a big little problem on her hands.

Got your seat belt fastened, Fred?

[mumbling]

Then let's go.

[engine revving]

[phone ringing]

Yes?

Who?

Dr. Petstone?

A veterinarian?

Dino?

He seems to think he needs glasses

'but I think it's just psychological.'

Uh, what do you suggest, doctor?

Well, I'll just give him some plain glasses

and mail your bill.

[chuckles]

[instrumental music]

screech screech

Here we are, Fred.

Ol' doc Sliprock might be able to help me.

Yeah, and, uh, maybe he'll just charge just a small fee

uh, to match your small size.

[laughing]

[Fred laughing]

May I help you, sir?

Uh, yes, nurse, I, uh--

Oh, what a cute little boy. Cootchie-cootchie-cootchie-coo.

I'm not a cute little boy.

I'm a cute little man.

You mean, he's a man?

Yup. Just a new compact type.

Uh, that's why he's here, to get back to normal.

Oh, doctor, looks like a severe case

of malnutrition to see you.

squawk

squawk

Oh, doctor, looks like--

Yes, yes, I heard her. Send him in.

squawk

squawk

- He said-- - I know. I heard him.

squawk

I don't know what they need me for.

You may go in now.

I wonder if elevator shoes will help.

Must be a rare form of shrimp-ophobia.

Oh! Oh!

Oh-h, the pain of it!

Oh!

Oh! Ho ho.

Poor guy must be in terrible pain.

He must be awful sick.

Oh, he was cured weeks ago.

The doc just gave him the bill.

My! What a cute little boy.

Would you like a little lollipop

from docky-wocky?

I'm gonna pop you if you don't knock off

that docky-wocky stuff!

I am a grown man.

I.. I mean, I'm a man who isn't grown-up anymore.

Uh, yeah, he invented some juice

that reduced him down.

Uh, can you fix him up?

Hmm. A most unique case.

I'll have to run some tests.

[humming]

There. That's been long enough.

pop

Hmm. Temperature is normal.

Now what, doc?

I'll just look at the situation

from another angle

under the microscope.

Will you hurry up, doc?

I feel like some kind of microbe or something.

Now just relax, Mr. Flintstone.

I'm going to take your blood pressure.

[throbbing]

[grunting]

[groaning]

swoosh

thud

Blood pressure, normal.

Now to test your reactions and reflexes. Ready?

Hey, watch it!

Perfect reflexes.

Never got you even once.

[panting]

What kind of a test is this?

I'm merely going to take an electro analysis.

We use an electric eel.

splash

crackle crackle

Wonderful.

You came through marvelously.

How reassuring.

After a thorough analysis and careful study

I would recommend Aspirin twice daily.

You mean Aspirin is gonna get me back to size?

No, but it will help relax you

until you get my bill.

Uh, but don't worry

that formula should wear off sooner or later.

Oh, great.

No tellin' how long that's gonna be.

[engine revving]

Well, there's one good thing about this, Fred.

it should cut down on your food bill.

Will you quit clownin' and get me home?

screech screech

Uh, shall I come in and help you explain?

(Fred) 'No, no, you'll only mess things up.'

Okay, Fred. So long.

And may all your troubles be little ones. Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha. Oh, boy.

Why do I have to have a comedian for a neighbor?

[humming]

Uh!

Hiya, Dino, old boy.

[whimpering]

creak

[crying]

I wonder how Wilma's gonna take this.

I better break the news to her gentle-like.

Uh, um, hello, Wilma.

Oh, hi, Fred.

Well, that was easy.

crash

[Wilma screaming]

F-Fred! What have you done to yourself?

Now, now, now, don't panic, Wilma.

I can explain.

It's that reducin' drink I invented.

It reduced me.

I'm sorry, Wilma.

I guess I'm just a dope.

(Wilma) 'Oh, don't belittle yourself.'

(Fred) 'Don't say that word!'

I guess we have to just learn to live

with little things like this.

There she goes again.

We better break the news to Pebbles.

Yeah, I guess so.

[babbling]

Oh, uh, Pebbles, dear..

...your father has something to explain to you.

[babbling]

(Wilma) 'Go ahead, Fred. Explain.'

Um, hi, Pebbly-poo.

You see, uh, it's this way--

[babbling]

The dolly.

Ha ha ha!

(Fred) 'Hey, hey, now wait.'

Oh, well.

I guess, guess I'm the first daddy

ever to be rocked to sleep

by his little girl.

Ha ha ha!

[babbling]

- Key. Key-- - Now what?

Oh, the toy soldier bit, huh?

I'd better go along with it.

He-he-he!

Ha ha ha!

Clink, clank. Clink, clank.

Clink, clank.

[laughing]

(Fred) 'Click, clank, click..'

I just don't know how I'll explain this

to the bridge club.

Oh, Fred, Pebbles, dinner's ready.

Mommy.

[babbling]

You know, I think Pebbles

is adjusting to the situation just fine.

[laughing]

Well, being small

certainly hasn't hurt your appetite, Fred.

Yeah, maybe-maybe I can eat my way back to normal.

Hey, where's the pepper?

Over here. I'll pass it to you.

Never mind. I'll get it myself.

I may be small, but I'm wiry.

Unh! Ooh, I never realized

how heavy this thing was.

Need any help, dear?

I-I can h-handle it

Wilma.

Ah..

Ah.. ah..

Ah-choo!

thud

Oh, Fred. Really.

'If you want some spaghetti, you should ask for it.'

Oh, you're funny, Wilma.

You'll wow 'em on the moon.

Goodnight, Pebbles and Fred.

You should both be real comfy.

[babbling]

Ha ha ha. Goodnight, Wilma.

I don't know how long I can stand being married

to a pocket-sized husband.

[humming]

That's enough water, Henry.

I don't mind showering in the sink

as long as no one turns on the garbage disposal.

Here's your toothbrush, dear.

Lots of luck.

Don't worry, Wilma.

I have a firm grip on the problem.

And I've got a big enough mouth

to handle any toothbrush.

Wait till Fred sees what I found in the paper.

Just what the doctor ordered.

I'll get it, Wilma.

Okay, okay, come on in.

The door's unlocked.

Hiya, Fred.

Wow! A perfect 3-cushion bank shot

right into the side mouse hole.

[mouse chattering]

I'm out! I'm out!

I think I found an answer to your little problem, Fred.

What is it, Barney?

Look at this ad I circled in this morning's paper.

"Wanted. New novelty acts for the Ed Sullystone TV Show.

Apply Bedrock Broadcasting Co."

What does that have to do with Fred, Barney?

Well, as long as Fred is little

he may as well be rich.

Meet the greatest ventriloquist act in show biz

Rubble and Flintstone.

Hey, I get it. What an idea!

Yeah! I'll be a great dummy.

Um, uh, let's try a routine, Fred.

Uh, say hello to the people.

Hello, people. Hello, people.

Oh, brother.

Do you know what's round on both ends

and high in the middle?

Yeah, oh-high-oh.

[laughs]

Hey, Fred, can you give me 25 cents for a sandwich?

I don't know. Let me see the sandwich.

[Barney laughs]

'Oh, we'll be great, Fred.'

Yeah, only it's gonna be Flintstone and Rubble.

[laughs]

Hollyrock, here we come!

[laughing]

(Barney) 'We ought to be a hit right off, Fred.'

'All you gotta do is tell a few corny jokes'

while I drink water and stuff.

Get ready, Barney. We're on after this dog act.

I tell ya, Ed, baby

this dog-osaurus is the greatest talent find

since Stony Pastor.

Okay, kid. You're on.

[instrumental music]

Mammy!

ruff ruff ruff

That's a, uh, really big talent

right here on our stage.

meow meow

ruff ruff ruff

What happened? He was great.

I can use him.

That's his only problem.

He can't forget he's a dog.

Next really big act.

That's us, Fred. Let's go.

Oh, a big ventriloquist act, eh?

Yes, sir, the best in show biz.

Uh, say hello to Mr. Sullystone.

Hello, Mr. Sullystone.

How are you? I am fine.

Very good.

Your lips didn't even move.

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the studio.

Remarkable.

He does it while drinking water.

And you certainly have a goofy-looking dummy.

That's very important.

Now, just a rock-pickin' minute!

You're no picture postcard yourself, you know!

Say, that's pretty good.

Real convincing

and dumb-looking, too.

Boy, are you lookin' for a fat lip!

Hey, easy, Fred. Remember the act.

Nobody talks to me like that!

Huh! Give a guy a TV show

he thinks he owns the world.

And no hands, either.

Amazing.

Come on, Barney. We're leaving.

Really biggest act I've ever seen.

But, but, but, but..

Oh, forget it, Barney!

[clapping]

Perfect exit.

Beautiful. Fantastic.

Bravo!

I'll use you on this Sunday's TV show

live, coast-to-coast.

'You'll be stars.'

Uh, sta-st-s-s-s..

...s-st-star?

That's the magic word.

[laughs]

Yabba dabba doo!

I wonder how he does that.

His lips never move

and there's no strings attached.

[screeching]

Oh, boy. We're gonna be celebrities.

Yeah, we may even get our footprints

in Granite Stone's Chinese theater.

(Barney) 'It's Hollyrock next for us.'

'Uh, yeah, Fred, you'll be the biggest little act'

in show business.

[laughs]

[Fred laughs]

That's about the size of it.

Oh, hiya, Dino.

Yipe!

grr

[whimpering]

[sobs]

Yep. We made it big.

We'll be on Ed Sullystone's Show Sunday night.

I always knew Fred would make it big.

Me, too, but not so small.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

(male announcer) 'Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.'

'Tonight, live from Bedrock'

"the Ed Sullystone Show."

'And now, here's Ed!'

[audience applauding]

Good evening, and welcome to our really big show

'with our really big acts'

'and really big celebrities in our audience.'

He's really big on those "really bigs".

[laughing]

'And now for the act that I will make famous'

'right here on my stage.'

'The sensational, Mr. Rubble'

'and his really dumb-looking dummy'

'Flintstone.'

[audience applauding]

Boy, is he askin' for it!

Easy, Fred. Don't get sore.

Ahem.

Uh, say something funny to the people, Fred.

Hello, funny people, hello.

Say, uh, Fred, your hair is getting thin.

I know. Who wants fat hair?

[laughs]

Huh? Uh-oh.

Barney, something's funny.

That's the whole idea, Fred.

No, no, Barney.

Something's happening to me.

Uh, you're getting heavy, Fred.

Yipe! The reducing formula, it's wearing off!

crash

I think we just outgrew this act.

Oh, how terrible!

What a time for the stuff to wear off.

Oh, poor Fred and Barney.

I wonder what'll happen to them.

clang

(Flintstone) 'Hey, wait! Hold it!'

Yeow!

Yeow!

thud

Ohh.

Well, what do we do for an encore, Fred?

(Flintstone) 'You're right, Wilma.'

I am swearing off inventing for good.

Until the next time, huh, Fred?

Now, really, Fred, do you promise?

You have my solemn word.

Look, look, I'll even empty my last batch

of Fred-o-cal out of the window.

(Wilma) 'Good for you, dear.'

slurp slurp

I promise never to tamper with things

I know nothing about, like science and stuff.

[Dino whimpering]

Hey, sounds like Dino.

Yeah, yeah. I'll let him in.

Come on in, boy.

arr arr arr

Down, Dino! Down, boy!

Heel! Heel!

crash

Oh, dear.

Dino must have gotten into the formula.

Isn't he cute?

[laughs]

Oh, cut it out, Dino!

Dino, cut it. Down, boy, down!

Heel! Heel! Ohh!

Stop! Dino! Ho ho ho!

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

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