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Train No 0377 going from
Allahabad to Gomtinagar...
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...the Vivah Special Express,
will soon leave from Platform No. 3.
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This is a special train.
It is overbooked.
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They say, matches are made in heaven,
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but the timing is decided here,
on earth.
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In the city of Allahabad alone, 13,000
weddings will take place... today.
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One would think that the
entire Indian economy runs on
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the business of conducting weddings.
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And we, the loyal citizens,
are running,
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to make our contributions
toward the economy.
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I am Kartik Singh, and I'm running...
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And I am Aman Tripathi,
and I'm running as well.
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I was six,
the first time I had to run.
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The local boys hated my hair colour.
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The only thought I had,
every time I ran was...
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One day, I could be like
the superstar Amitabh Bachchan.
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'I have never followed anyone...
always taken the lead.'
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Two whacks from my father,
taught me two things.
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One: Running doesn't
help you grow up any faster.
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Two: You can't just
become a superstar...
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You have to be born as one.
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In my case, I was running
away from love, not violence.
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As my family was running after me,
to put cake on my face.
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Mummy always said that I am different.
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But all their love, coupled
with all that frosting on my face...
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made me look no different from them.
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I've been running ever since.
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But today, it's a different story.
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Does your toothpaste celebrate love?
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Does your toothpaste celebrate love?
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Does your toothpaste celebrate love?
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Does your toothpaste celebrate love?
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Hey Kartik, nobody here is
interested in celebrating their love.
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So what, if they are not listening?
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We will make ourselves heard.
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How do we do that?
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Go and sit on that kiddie train.
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Crazy or what?
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Go on, I have to fight these germs.
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Are you on a holiday or what?
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Get up!
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Get up!
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Hello?
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Mummy?
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Does your toothpaste celebrate love?
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Don't know about my toothpaste.
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But I do have a heart that
beats for my darling Guddu.
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Wait a minute.
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Hold on, Guddu.
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Down with black cauliflowers!
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These farmers protesting against the
black cauliflowers are driving us mad.
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So, when are you coming home?
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Goggle is getting married.
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We'll leave early morning tomorrow.
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Our train leaves at 06:55.
Get some more of these.
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Mummy, I won't be going home.
I had told you.
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How many times must I repeat myself?
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You idiot!
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Is this why I gave
you those polio drops?
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So you could keep running
away from me, huh?
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I'm very busy, Mummy.
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I keep telling you this.
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I don't need your money.
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What does 10,000 amount to, anyway?
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Fine, don't come.
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There's a wedding taking place,
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the entire family is coming together.
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And you can't make it!
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So what?
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They are around anyway.
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Step out of the door
and they're all there.
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Die! You bloody dog!
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May you lose your job!
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I hope you break your hand!
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Does your toothpaste celebrate love?
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All you can think of is whether
your toothpaste can love you.
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What about all the love
you've got from the family?
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Hang up now.
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Now that you've called
and I'm getting billed for it,
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go on, carry on with your ranting.
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We were never outgoing anyway,
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we'll become incoming again.
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Bye!
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Does your toothpaste celebrate love?
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Aunty, should I keep a
mosquito coil in Guddu's room?
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Or is he still allergic to it?
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Guddu is dead!
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He got run over...
cut into two pieces.
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The top half was claimed by his work.
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And the bottom half...
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Is this because of a girl?
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Kusum!
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The black cauliflower created by
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agricultural scientist,
Shri Shankar Tripathi
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has created unrest among
the farmers in UP.
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Oh God!
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Where is Guddu's father?
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Mummy!
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Aren't we supposed to
complete these rituals on time?
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I've been ready and
waiting for so long...
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and no one is bothered.
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Everyone's busy catching
stupid cauliflowers.
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Wait, my turn.
Move. Move away.
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May God help you.
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You can't even handle a cauliflower,
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how will you handle your wife?
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I'll be able to handle everything,
just get married, Uncle.
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How will he get you married?
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Uncle, move, a black cauliflower!
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He hasn't been able to get his
daughter married in all these years!
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She is getting married tomorrow.
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I couldn't find a suitable boy.
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It did take some time,
but I've finally found somebody.
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You haven't.
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It's your brother who
has found... that ancient relic.
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Any longer, and he would
have become a museum exhibit.
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Mummy!
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Don't you dare badmouth Ashok.
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I'll set the house on fire,
let me tell you.
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Where is he?
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Should we start the rituals?
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Has anyone seen Guddu's father?
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Oh God, these damn cauliflowers.
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Chaman!
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Yes, what happened?
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Have you seen Guddu's father?
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He's there, on the terrace.
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This damn terrace
is like his mistress...
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he's always on top of it.
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Let's go.
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Down with the black cauliflower!
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The cauliflower has ruined us all.
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Shankar Tripathi, shame on you!
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The cauliflower has ruined us all.
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Shankar Tripathi, shame on you!
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Shankar Tripathi, shame on you!
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There is always hope...
Have you seen this, Uncle?
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A miracle.
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Let me gift you a sack
of these black cauliflowers.
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No, no thank you, Shankar.
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Take it. It's good for the children,
very nutritious.
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This is what we've been
eating for the past week.
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- Really?
- Yes!
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Did you hear that, Gauri Shankar?
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He's been eating this since
the past week, and he's still alive.
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He's fine.
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Tell me something, these
farmers who say they've been ruined...
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were they any better off, earlier?
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Er...
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No way!
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Their cauliflowers get infested with
worms,
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- See this, Uncle.
- our black cauliflowers don't.
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What's this?
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Our neighbourhood.
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Wow!
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Gauri Shankar, our neighbourhood
is featured on the internet.
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This is...
our house. And isn't this...
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Mr. Mishra's terrace?
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Correct, those are his wife's
undergarments put up for drying. See.
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It's theirs.
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Whatever.
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It's great that our neighbourhood
is featured on the internet.
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I'll celebrate by giving all of
you a sack of black cauliflowers each.
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Where are you?
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I'm right here. What happened?
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See this, Uncle.
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Why are you creating a ruckus?
I'm right here.
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Kusum.
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She's Mr. Nagar's daughter, isn't it?
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I've spoken to her mother
and booked her for the past one year.
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Booked her for what?
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For our Guddu.
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Right.
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What do you mean right?
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I've been stalling for a year now.
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Gifting dry fruits won't work anymore.
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I'd thought of getting Guddu married to
her when he'd visit for Goggle's wedding.
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But your darling son
has refused to come home.
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Where are you running off to?
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I'm feeling shy, Aunty.
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Let's finalise things first.
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Okay, you can go.
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Take this... bangle.
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It's a gift from me
and a promise from his side.
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But...
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God bless you...
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You better practice calling me Mummy,
from now.
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Go on.
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Don't misplace it.
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I have just the one - bangle and son.
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Why don't you say something?
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What can I say, madam Sunaina?
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You're the one speaking on my behalf.
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Don't worry, I'll speak to Guddu.
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He'll come home.
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Brother!
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Hurry up! The police are
about beat up the protestors.
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No... it's okay.
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Will someone start with the rituals?
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Mummy, I guess we're done.
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I'm ready to get married now.
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Keshav, start the music.
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Our lives have come together as one
Just like the river meets the sea
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I want our lives
to flow together forever
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Knowing you I have realised
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That life can be so beautiful
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I always want to be with you
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Whether we win over this world or not
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Happiness will drive away our sorrows
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When you are with me
Nothing else matters
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You are all that I need
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You are all that I need
- This is Devika's house.
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We'll help her elope.
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Stop... stop.
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Help me with the stand first.
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Go in, what are you waiting for?
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I will.
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Keep the engine running.
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I can't start this piece of junk.
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Start it for me.
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I've told you so many
times to get it repaired.
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It will cost you 100 bucks.
But you're so stingy.
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You scared?
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Shit scared.
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Come here.
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We'll handle everything.
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Devika!
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Devika!
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Devika!
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You dog!
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I've been waiting for so long.
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It's my first time...
getting a girl to elope.
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Really?
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As if I elope every single day.
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What if we get caught?
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Let me jump first.
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I'll keep an eye on your father.
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Okay.
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If he comes out,
I'll make a run for it.
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What about me?
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I'll keep hanging from the balcony?
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Tell him that you were
drying clothes and you fell.
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You dumbass, my father
watches quiz shows all the time.
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He's not stupid.
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By the way, we have a dryer at home.
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We don't put clothes
out to dry on the balcony.
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'That's the right answer.'
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If your father had brains, he would've
put a grill around the balcony.
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What do you mean?
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Girls who have open balconies
are the first ones to have affairs.
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All the Delhi boys know this.
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Girls living on first
floors are easy targets.
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Have you come to help me elope
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or to explain first floor-second floor
dynamics, in this ridiculous costume?
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Kartik!
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What's taking you so long?
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This piece of junk has stopped again.
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What?
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Oh God!
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Listen, the commercial
break will get over in a minute.
262
00:13:21,950 --> 00:13:23,820
Dad won't budge from
his seat after that.
263
00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:25,120
Next up is the
million-dollar question...
264
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,020
Followed by a three-minute
lecture by the host.
265
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,630
Yes, that much he deserves.
266
00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:31,590
Then again,
there will be a commercial break.
267
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,710
You have five minutes
to get me out of here.
268
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:35,620
Okay?
269
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,190
Will your boyfriend, Ravi turn up?
270
00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:41,170
There is no guarantee
for first loves.
271
00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:46,510
Ravi isn't my first love,
and you know that.
272
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:50,560
He has sent me the location pin and...
273
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,350
100,000 bucks in cash.
274
00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:54,400
OMFG!
275
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,560
So much cash!
276
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,920
It's from the Education Policy
that Dad had bought for me.
277
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:00,430
Kartik!
278
00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:04,070
Policies mature way
before daughters do, here.
279
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,570
Hurry up.
280
00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:09,270
Please take care of this,
Amitabh Bachchan.
281
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:11,330
Kartik! Hurry up, guys!
282
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,780
- 'One million!'
- Who is there?
283
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,980
Let's go, Aman!
284
00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:21,310
- Start the bike!
- I can't!
285
00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:22,880
- Kartik!
- Oh hell!
286
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,090
You guys can't get anything right!
287
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,890
Dad will kill me!
Start the bike!
288
00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,010
Aman, come here!
289
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:31,570
Get him off me!
290
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,280
Grab him from the back.
291
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,190
Not me, grab him!
292
00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:37,660
Grab him from the back.
293
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,140
Run, Aman!
294
00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:45,940
Stop!
295
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,300
Where are you going?
296
00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:49,180
Stop!
297
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,140
Why isn't he answering?
298
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:57,690
Aman, why weren't
you picking up the call?
299
00:14:57,810 --> 00:14:59,690
'Coz he's busy picking up girls.
300
00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:01,070
What're you saying, Uncle?
Give the phone to me.
301
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,920
Hello? Who is this? Hello?
302
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,030
You goon, how dare you touch him!
303
00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:06,290
It's my father...
304
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:08,590
Don't you dare do anything to him.
305
00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:09,650
Give my phone back.
306
00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:12,380
Have you spoken to Guddu?
307
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,700
You were right.
308
00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:17,480
This whole thing is about a girl.
309
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,550
I knew it.
310
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:22,380
He's a young man.
I'd asked you to keep an eye on him.
311
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:25,610
But you were so busy
with your black cauliflowers.
312
00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,250
We've lost control of our son.
313
00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:30,520
Guess I've lost my
gold bangle as well.
314
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:34,540
It's all because
of the farmers' curse.
315
00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:37,050
Can you be quiet?
316
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,240
Let me think.
317
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:40,740
Your naïve son has got
entangled with a Delhi girl.
318
00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:41,500
Do something about it.
319
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,400
What do I do?
320
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,810
Reel him in.
321
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:48,500
Catch those pests!
322
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:55,860
What the hell are you doing?
323
00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,390
Those bloody losers ran away.
324
00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:58,640
They got scared.
325
00:15:58,720 --> 00:15:59,440
This is our area!
326
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,630
All I had to do was make a call.
327
00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:02,320
Listen, let's go to your place.
328
00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:04,130
We live together, remember?
329
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,880
I meant, your house in Allahabad.
330
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,040
Isn't your cousin getting married?
331
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,100
We won't go there.
332
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:09,310
I have the best plan.
333
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:10,080
We'll have a blast there.
334
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:10,840
What's wrong with you?
335
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,060
I'm not taking you there.
336
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,680
Why?
337
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,490
I'm worth it and you know it.
338
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,260
Nobody knows about
us back home, Kartik.
339
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:20,230
As if we'll tell them.
340
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,380
No wonder you're so scared.
341
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,200
We could go tell your father,
'Uncle, get us married as well.'
342
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,450
Very funny, huh?
343
00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:27,920
We were helping Devika run away,
remember?
344
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:28,800
Now we're running away, ourselves.
345
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,470
I know, I've been
beaten black and blue.
346
00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:33,730
All over.
347
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,550
But I don't care.
348
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,100
Anything for love.
349
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:38,850
It is the result
of someone else's love.
350
00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,190
Love is love, after all.
351
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,260
Remember, we're the good germs.
They're the bad ones.
352
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:43,800
- We're the bad ones.
- Good germs.
353
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:44,730
- Bad.
- Good.
354
00:16:44,810 --> 00:16:45,950
- I'm not going to Allahabad.
- Good.
355
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,210
- Kartik, try to understand.
- Good.
356
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,390
- My family won't...
- We are good germs!
357
00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:50,900
Stop shouting, they'll...
358
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,100
Where do we go now?
359
00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:54,170
You loser, come here!
I'll teach you a lesson!
360
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,920
- Where are you going?
- Come on!
361
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,590
Rickshaw!
362
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:58,390
- Stop, stop!
- Come on!
363
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,350
Hurry up!
Get in!
364
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:02,350
Take us to Nizamuddin railway station.
365
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,970
Passengers, please pay attention.
366
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:13,280
Train No 0377 going from
Allahabad to Gomtinagar...
367
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:18,910
...the Vivah Special Express,
will soon leave from Platform No. 3.
368
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,700
Do you know the superhero Shaktiman?
369
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:30,510
Where are we?
370
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:31,230
Allahabad.
371
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,840
We've reached your hometown.
Get up.
372
00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:34,000
What time does the train leave?
373
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,050
6:55 am.
374
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,140
Hurry up then.
375
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:40,220
Listen, if you meet Shaktiman,
tell him...
376
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:43,250
I know that Gangadhar
is the real Shaktiman.
377
00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:47,000
Passengers, please pay attention...
378
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:53,640
...has arrived.
379
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,840
...has arrived.
380
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,870
Oo la a... la la... ooo...
381
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:07,570
Oo la a... la la... ooo...
382
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,230
Oo la a... la la... ooo...
383
00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:15,060
Oo la a... la la... ooo...
384
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:19,170
When the DJ plays a romantic song
385
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:22,900
My Baby follows me everywhere
386
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:26,270
She asks me to dance with her
387
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:29,990
And pulls me to the dance floor
388
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:34,380
When you come to me and I come to you...
389
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:41,200
Everybody sings Oo la a...
la la... ooo
390
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,190
Oo la a... la la... ooo...
391
00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:48,800
Oo la a... la la... ooo...
392
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,510
Oo la a... la la... ooo...
393
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,590
Oo la a... la la... ooo...
394
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,120
Oo la a... la la... ooo...
395
00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:17,770
Oh Sheila,
my shirt seems to be coming off
396
00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:21,920
I am ready for some fun
I wonder why
397
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,730
Where have you come from?
You've set my heart on fire
398
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:29,150
Your moves drive me crazy
399
00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:32,790
When I say, I love you
And you say, love you too
400
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:40,450
Everybody sings oo la la...
la la... ooo
401
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:44,040
Oo la la... la la... ooo...
402
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,810
Oo la la... la la... ooo...
403
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:51,660
Oo la la... la la... ooo...
404
00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,160
What are you doing?
405
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:02,430
Are you crazy?
406
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,990
It's been so long.
407
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,570
I need your touch.
408
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:30,200
Everybody sings oo la la...
la la... ooo
409
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:34,180
Oo la la... la la... ooo...
410
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,850
He's an educated man.
411
00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:54,830
I'm sure he knows.
412
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,540
No, seeing us glued together,
he'd think it's an ad for a glue!
413
00:20:57,830 --> 00:20:59,440
He shouldn't come. I told him.
414
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:00,600
You're correct!
415
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,530
If nothing else works,
a glue will surely bring you together.
416
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:06,490
Let's put up a big sign at
the ITO crossing, of us kissing.
417
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:07,860
Kartik!
418
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,360
Dad has passed out and you're
still in the mood to fool around?
419
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,970
Why didn't you notice him there?
420
00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:13,090
You didn't, either.
421
00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,180
He's your father!
422
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,310
Stop shouting.
423
00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:22,820
Will be delayed for sometime...
424
00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:25,440
You know I am passionate
about everything, right?
425
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,000
I close my eyes every time I kiss you.
426
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,110
I don't care about anything around me.
427
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:30,470
I didn't see your father.
428
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,230
I close my eyes as
well when I kiss you.
429
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,990
I have passion in me as well.
430
00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:39,900
When we get physical,
you complain that I'm distracted.
431
00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,120
That I'm lost.
432
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:43,890
Today, I was completely focused.
433
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:46,030
Aww,
434
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,240
you're my strong baby.
435
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,150
My baby strongest!
436
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,220
You're wrong,
the phrase is, 'My Daddy Strongest'.
437
00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:55,370
And this...
438
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,240
Kusum is looking at us.
439
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:08,970
I'm sure he has told them.
440
00:22:09,050 --> 00:22:11,480
Everyone must be talking about it now.
441
00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:16,560
Open your mouth.
442
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,330
Show me your teeth.
443
00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:19,200
Why?
444
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,430
Because our teeth are
our strongest weapons.
445
00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:23,160
Weapons of mass destruction.
446
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,090
Are we dogs?
447
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,300
We will be, if required.
448
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:26,700
A mother's motherly love...
449
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:27,740
A father's fatherly love...
An uncle's uncle-ly love.
450
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:28,580
And an aunt's...
451
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:29,780
What kind of love would she have?
452
00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:31,300
I'm sure it's motherly
love as well, Kartik.
453
00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:32,490
Whatever.
454
00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:33,740
If they can use that as a weapon,
455
00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:36,080
why can't we,
use our teeth as weapons?
456
00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:39,020
You will be a dog. We will be dogs.
457
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,850
The first time my father
caught me with a boy...
458
00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:46,170
...he beat the crap
out of me and... I bit him.
459
00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:48,510
- Yeah, I became...
- A dog?
460
00:22:48,590 --> 00:22:49,220
Yes.
461
00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:51,600
I can't be one, Kartik.
462
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,080
He's my father.
463
00:22:57,690 --> 00:22:58,850
What did he eat this morning?
464
00:22:58,930 --> 00:22:59,910
Black cauliflower.
465
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,460
And last night?
466
00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:02,500
Black cauliflower.
467
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,460
What else would he eat?
468
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,520
He's a scientist.
It's his new creation.
469
00:23:07,890 --> 00:23:09,790
The farmers have thrown tons
of this cauliflower at our doorstep.
470
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,050
It will feed four generations.
471
00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:13,190
What's so funny?
472
00:23:13,470 --> 00:23:14,120
I was just...
473
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,550
Wait, I've been slaving
in the kitchen all my life.
474
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,040
This has never happened.
475
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:22,610
It's the first time a random doctor
is questioning my cooking skills.
476
00:23:22,790 --> 00:23:23,420
But...
477
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,180
Why don't you say something?
478
00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:30,450
From now on,
all of you will cook your own food.
479
00:23:30,530 --> 00:23:32,640
Come on Bhabhi, no one's blaming you.
480
00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:35,430
Doctor, all the women
work together in the kitchen.
481
00:23:35,510 --> 00:23:37,110
So, they are all to blame.
482
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,840
It's not our fault, Doctor.
483
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:39,990
It's the black cauliflower.
484
00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:42,220
That's all we've been
eating for the last two weeks.
485
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,850
It's your daughter
who's getting married.
486
00:23:43,930 --> 00:23:45,780
You don't need to act so coy, Champa.
487
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,400
I didn't say anything wrong.
488
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:51,610
I've ended up sleeping with black
cauliflowers, instead of Chaman.
489
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:52,720
This is how bad it is.
490
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,740
Look, this is your personal matter...
491
00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:55,780
Wait a minute.
492
00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:58,020
If you're so troubled,
find yourselves another house.
493
00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:00,070
I've spent all my
life looking after you.
494
00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:02,250
You? You've looked after us?
495
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:04,020
I wake up at 4 a.m. everyday!
496
00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:07,080
I've been fetching buckets of water and
filling the water tank for 35 years now.
497
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,060
Cooking doesn't count for everything.
498
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:12,280
We'll fit a pipe to
the tank after you leave.
499
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,740
You need not worry about that.
500
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:17,580
So, that's how insignificant we are!
501
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:21,150
If he'd allowed to
Chaman to study law...
502
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,490
...we'd have had more
standing in this family.
503
00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:25,590
Remember, it was Chaman
who couldn't clear the law exam.
504
00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:27,130
We didn't stop anyone from studying.
505
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,420
And why did he fail the exam?
506
00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:29,860
Why?
507
00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:31,200
Questions were out of syllabus...
508
00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:34,610
If their mother had given
Chaman almonds, as well...
509
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,930
...then he would have
definitely cleared the exam.
510
00:24:37,010 --> 00:24:40,880
Why do all arguments
revolve around my law degree?
511
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,180
Champa's dream of being the queen of
the house has made her a drama queen.
512
00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:46,770
We should have seen this coming...
513
00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:51,400
...when we'd seen her family members
secretly eating omelettes, at her wedding.
514
00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:55,070
Do you know Doctor, while
they claim they're pure vegetarians,
515
00:24:55,190 --> 00:24:56,440
They're actually...
516
00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:57,940
Why bring this up again?
517
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,650
Aunty...
518
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:03,730
It was an eggless omelette!
519
00:25:03,810 --> 00:25:05,900
I've been hearing
this for 35 years now.
520
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,360
Everybody's out to spoil my big day.
521
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,140
They're jealous.
522
00:25:11,870 --> 00:25:12,510
Goggle...
523
00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:13,700
Move.
524
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,130
Bhabhi, you're the older one,
she's younger to you.
525
00:25:17,210 --> 00:25:18,300
- Please...
- Shut up.
526
00:25:18,830 --> 00:25:22,240
She has you dancing to her tunes.
527
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,530
You're totally henpecked.
528
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,580
Homeopathic or allopathic?
529
00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:35,060
- Homeopathic.
- Allopathic.
530
00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:37,460
Fine, I'll prescribe
some allopathic medicines.
531
00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:40,370
Everyone is entitled
to his or her beliefs.
532
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,630
Get these medicines from the store.
533
00:25:43,950 --> 00:25:44,660
Right now?
534
00:25:44,850 --> 00:25:45,610
Of course.
535
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:47,120
Don't worry.
536
00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:49,000
The train stops for
about 20 minutes here.
537
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,490
There is a protest up ahead.
538
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,710
Till then you can eat
your 'eggless' omelettes.
539
00:25:52,790 --> 00:25:53,850
Get these, quickly.
540
00:25:54,150 --> 00:25:55,240
- He is awake.
- Brother?
541
00:25:55,550 --> 00:25:58,660
Don't worry, it's not a protest
against the black cauliflowers.
542
00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:01,230
Many an ill befall us, Mr. Tripathi.
543
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,040
Now that you're up,
why don't you take a short walk?
544
00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:04,860
Okay?
545
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,100
I'll take your leave now.
546
00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:07,380
Let's go.
547
00:26:07,460 --> 00:26:08,220
Move, Kusum.
548
00:26:08,710 --> 00:26:09,760
This way, Doctor.
549
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,550
Why is he so quiet, Doctor?
550
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:17,480
I can only prescribe medicines for
what ails his body not what ails his mind.
551
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,230
Nice.
552
00:26:18,930 --> 00:26:19,730
You write poetry as well?
553
00:26:19,810 --> 00:26:20,660
No.
554
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,940
People pay to hear my diagnosis.
555
00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:24,560
Who would pay, to hear poetry?
556
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,600
But it was good.
557
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,590
Snacks! Snacks!
558
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,570
Oh, he's here.
559
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,280
- Go. Go and speak to him.
- I won't.
560
00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:55,820
Come on.
561
00:26:56,650 --> 00:27:00,420
Go and tell him that you love
me and nothing can keep us apart.
562
00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:02,070
How do I go and talk to him?
563
00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:03,660
He looks like he'll throw up,
every time he sees me.
564
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:04,870
I won't go. I'm scared.
565
00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:07,090
This is the time. Be an angry
young man, like Vijay in Deewar.
566
00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:09,870
Be a man. Be like Vijay,
the one who stays undefeated.
567
00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:10,900
Really?
568
00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:12,260
He looked quite defeated to me,
in Deewar...
569
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,760
..when Ravi threw the
'Mother' punch line at him.
570
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:15,070
What the hell!
571
00:27:15,150 --> 00:27:18,150
The parents of the world seem to have
the best punch lines in all arguments.
572
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,600
Let's go together.
573
00:27:20,990 --> 00:27:23,110
If Vijay and Ravi approach
them together, things will get sorted.
574
00:27:23,190 --> 00:27:23,830
Yeah, right.
575
00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:24,720
And I'll be the one
getting beaten up twice.
576
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,490
First by my own father
and then by yours.
577
00:27:26,570 --> 00:27:27,770
I'm not going with you, you coward!
578
00:27:28,070 --> 00:27:29,020
I'm going back to Delhi.
579
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:30,270
Hello, train? Train! Hello!
580
00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:31,950
Okay fine. I'm going, Kartik.
581
00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:35,290
Listen,
582
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:37,340
my father is an uneducated blacksmith.
583
00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:39,040
He doesn't get all this.
584
00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:42,590
But your father is
an educated man... he will.
585
00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:45,630
Try and be a hero, bro.
586
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,460
Hell, why did I call you bro?
587
00:27:50,030 --> 00:27:51,120
What do I say?
588
00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:54,850
The truth.
589
00:27:56,590 --> 00:27:58,780
Why do I fall for this emotional...
590
00:28:02,370 --> 00:28:03,880
I love Kartik, Papa.
591
00:28:04,270 --> 00:28:05,880
We can't live without each other.
592
00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:08,040
I love Kartik, Papa.
593
00:28:08,380 --> 00:28:09,990
We can't live without each other.
594
00:28:11,050 --> 00:28:14,080
I love you, Papa. I mean Kartik.
595
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,320
I love you too, Papa.
596
00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:17,270
I love Kartik, Papa.
597
00:28:18,850 --> 00:28:19,990
- Come on, get on top and fix it.
- Wait!
598
00:28:20,070 --> 00:28:21,350
Everyone will get water.
599
00:28:24,380 --> 00:28:25,160
This is not right.
600
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:25,880
What, sir?
601
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:26,950
This is not the right way.
602
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:32,680
Hold the pipe like this.
603
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:38,810
Papa?
604
00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:44,950
Papa?
605
00:28:48,130 --> 00:28:48,890
Turn it on.
606
00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:51,190
Yes.
607
00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:52,500
What did I tell you?
608
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:53,890
There's a science to this.
609
00:28:55,230 --> 00:28:56,010
Papa?
610
00:28:58,460 --> 00:28:59,180
Papa?
611
00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:01,440
What are you doing?
612
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,430
It hurts!
613
00:29:07,290 --> 00:29:08,190
Papa!
614
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,640
It's very hot...
615
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,390
prickly heat, you know.
616
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,530
This is the best way to beat the heat.
617
00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,310
It's okay.
618
00:29:48,390 --> 00:29:50,640
You can always change.
619
00:29:52,050 --> 00:29:53,790
Chaman's clothes will fit you.
620
00:29:55,950 --> 00:29:59,740
Listen, stay away from that boy.
621
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:04,750
This is not right.
622
00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:36,990
Your sister is getting married,
come on.
623
00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:38,270
Get up.
624
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,530
Get up.
625
00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:52,190
What's wrong?
626
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,320
Papa is looking at us.
627
00:31:07,570 --> 00:31:08,900
What are you doing here?
628
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,890
What did I do?
629
00:31:11,150 --> 00:31:12,250
I didn't do anything.
630
00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:13,320
What can I do?
631
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,850
Shankar Tripathi,
son of Deenanath Tripathi, is useless.
632
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,100
A father, who can't control his son,
is useless.
633
00:31:20,290 --> 00:31:21,700
Did you speak to Guddu?
634
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,120
Did he tell you about the girl?
635
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,660
This boy, I tell you,
will embarrass us with this girl.
636
00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:29,860
That embarrassment
would be nothing, but he...
637
00:31:30,530 --> 00:31:33,510
What kind of embarrassment?
What are you talking about?
638
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,780
Aunty!
639
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:35,770
What?
640
00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:38,330
Sorry, Mummy.
641
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,130
So, which one do you like?
This one? Or that one?
642
00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:43,430
The yellow one.
643
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,490
What about him?
644
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,230
Who?
645
00:31:45,310 --> 00:31:47,230
- Him.
- Who 'him'?
646
00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:48,380
Aman.
647
00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:49,840
She's right here!
648
00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:51,990
She's here! Kusum is here!
649
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,380
Someone's calling you.
650
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,030
Yes, I heard.
651
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:57,880
You should go immediately
when someone calls you.
652
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,170
Else, it's bad luck.
653
00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:01,580
Now that you'll be
our daughter-in-law...
654
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,540
Sunaina...
I hope this girl is patient.
655
00:32:07,770 --> 00:32:10,720
Else, all our hopes will get dashed.
656
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,670
What are you talking about?
I don't get it.
657
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,140
Are you feeling okay?
658
00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:17,750
Sunaina...
659
00:32:17,830 --> 00:32:21,160
I'm very upset today.
660
00:32:24,850 --> 00:32:26,120
Okay, I'll give in this one time.
661
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,190
It's not often that you're so upset.
662
00:32:28,270 --> 00:32:30,230
It took me a long
time to wear this sari.
663
00:32:30,310 --> 00:32:33,230
You'll have to help me wear it again.
664
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:34,960
Let's go.
665
00:32:37,050 --> 00:32:38,350
Goggle! What is this, my dear?
666
00:32:38,430 --> 00:32:40,400
You asked for a band, I arranged it.
667
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,980
You asked for a wedding procession,
I arranged it.
668
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,590
Now what's this tantrum
about going on a horse?
669
00:32:43,780 --> 00:32:45,580
Don't label my desires
as tantrums, Papa!
670
00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:48,150
It might be Ashok's second one, but
it's the first time I'm getting married.
671
00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:50,140
If he doesn't want to come on a horse,
fine. I will.
672
00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:52,130
What will his family think?
673
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:53,510
Why bother worrying about it?
674
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,210
Let's go and find out.
675
00:32:55,330 --> 00:32:56,760
Go. Fly on an aeroplane
for all I care!
676
00:32:57,420 --> 00:32:58,450
Where's Mummy?
677
00:32:58,630 --> 00:33:01,000
Will anybody help me here?
678
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,750
You can dance later.
Let's move it.
679
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,840
Where were you?
680
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:22,600
What?
681
00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:23,640
Where were you?
682
00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:26,420
There's a special
arrangement in that car.
683
00:33:27,030 --> 00:33:28,220
What arrangement? Take me there.
684
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,040
What?
685
00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:30,690
Take me to that car.
686
00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:31,690
Take me there!
687
00:33:34,090 --> 00:33:35,850
Have you forgotten who
gave you your first drink?
688
00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:43,270
Brother?
689
00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:54,980
Get me a cigarette.
690
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:55,870
What did you say?
691
00:33:56,070 --> 00:33:57,280
Give me a fag.
692
00:33:58,540 --> 00:33:59,680
Hey, give me a cigarette.
693
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,850
I don't smoke, Uncle.
694
00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:02,810
Here, take this.
695
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,090
Hope he didn't get hit on the head
by one of those black cauliflowers.
696
00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:10,480
Get lost.
697
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,880
What's wrong with you people?
698
00:34:23,450 --> 00:34:25,060
I'm waiting to go and get married...
699
00:34:25,140 --> 00:34:27,040
and everyone's busy showing
off their dance moves.
700
00:34:28,030 --> 00:34:28,660
To hell with all of you.
701
00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:29,590
Lead this horse, brother.
702
00:34:29,670 --> 00:34:31,020
I don't need them.
I'll get married by myself.
703
00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,900
Lead the horse from that
side and go straight to the altar.
704
00:34:33,550 --> 00:34:34,930
Move aside.
705
00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:40,740
You are our daughter-in-law!
706
00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:42,410
Won't you seek our blessings first?
707
00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:44,800
Let me get married first, Uncle.
708
00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:47,100
Then I'll seek blessings
from all of you.
709
00:34:47,470 --> 00:34:48,090
Let's go.
710
00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:49,440
Ashok's already there, right?
711
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:50,340
Yes, he's inside.
712
00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:52,400
Come inside, everyone.
Goggle has already gone in.
713
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,160
Welcome. Hello.
714
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:58,130
He is my...
715
00:34:58,350 --> 00:34:59,150
What happened?
716
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,730
You go. Go back to Delhi.
717
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,510
Are you goin' crazy?
718
00:35:06,010 --> 00:35:08,650
I'm having such a blast.
Your family is so cool.
719
00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:09,580
They are not cool at all.
720
00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:11,240
Papa has been staring
at us the entire evening.
721
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,930
What has he done? To be your father.
722
00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:16,420
Just given a single sperm!
723
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:17,580
Yes.
724
00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:20,470
And I have to pay for that
single sperm all my life, Kartik.
725
00:35:20,730 --> 00:35:21,730
You should leave.
726
00:35:21,810 --> 00:35:22,620
You should take the next train.
727
00:35:22,740 --> 00:35:23,930
Don't be crazy.
728
00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:27,020
You are not to blame
for his behaviour.
729
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:30,180
I'll leave at dawn,
before anyone wakes up.
730
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,210
The way he's looking at us,
731
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,210
I don't know when we'll
see each other next.
732
00:35:34,390 --> 00:35:35,770
Dance the night away with me.
733
00:35:35,850 --> 00:35:37,580
Take your hands off, Kartik.
I'm not in the mood for dancing.
734
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,920
I'll get you in the mood.
735
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,150
Like always.
736
00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:42,770
Come on, let's go.
737
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,290
I'll see you inside.
738
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,930
You'll have to handle it,
if things go wrong.
739
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,250
Bro!
740
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,150
Play something cool for my entry.
741
00:35:53,450 --> 00:35:55,200
It should be sexy AF.
742
00:36:15,850 --> 00:36:17,900
Putting up with your tantrums
743
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:20,540
And whims day and night
744
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,890
Putting up with your tantrums
745
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,660
And whims day and night
746
00:36:26,230 --> 00:36:29,030
I roam around
With a broken heart
747
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,730
This dude is in love with you
748
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,870
This dude is in love with you
749
00:36:34,990 --> 00:36:37,040
Stop me if you can
750
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,530
This dude is scared of none
751
00:36:39,650 --> 00:36:42,600
This dude is in love with you
752
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,870
Our bond cannot be broken
753
00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:58,780
I'll give up the world
but won't give you up
754
00:37:03,650 --> 00:37:06,130
Our bond cannot be broken
755
00:37:06,210 --> 00:37:08,950
I'll give up the world
but won't give you up
756
00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,740
This dude gives you his word
757
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:15,010
This dude is in love with you
758
00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:16,980
I can let go of this world
759
00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:19,530
But this dude won't let go of you
760
00:37:19,610 --> 00:37:22,480
This dude is in love with you
761
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,820
This dude is in love with you
762
00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:32,890
Yes, this dude is crazy about you
763
00:38:19,670 --> 00:38:20,840
What the f*&^!
764
00:38:27,550 --> 00:38:28,570
Mummy...
765
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:29,780
Chaman!
766
00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:30,560
Yes?
767
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:31,560
Do something, Chaman.
768
00:38:31,730 --> 00:38:32,810
What can I do?
769
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,360
Why do I have to deal with 'out
of syllabus' questions, every time?
770
00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:53,690
[CHANTS MANTRAS]
771
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,920
[CHANTS MANTRAS]
772
00:39:16,050 --> 00:39:17,950
Everyone, please bow down
773
00:39:18,470 --> 00:39:19,830
with folded hands.
774
00:39:20,910 --> 00:39:22,560
We have been blessed.
775
00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:24,950
A miracle.
776
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:31,020
It's our family tradition.
777
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:35,730
When... a girl gets married,
her elder brother...
778
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,620
and his best friend...
779
00:39:44,110 --> 00:39:46,600
welcome... everyone like this.
780
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:47,830
Right.
781
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,110
Like this?
782
00:39:49,310 --> 00:39:50,000
Yes.
783
00:39:52,210 --> 00:39:53,550
But they are...
784
00:39:53,630 --> 00:39:54,920
Kissing? Yes.
785
00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:58,280
Not all kisses are romantic, you know.
786
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,480
Some kisses are formal ones.
787
00:40:02,310 --> 00:40:03,950
But this one's on the lips.
788
00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:06,050
Doesn't look formal to me.
789
00:40:06,510 --> 00:40:09,650
You are not aware of our customs.
790
00:40:09,970 --> 00:40:15,100
They're actually
exchanging cardamom seeds.
791
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:16,130
Right.
792
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:17,450
With their mouth?
793
00:40:17,530 --> 00:40:18,350
Yes.
794
00:40:18,430 --> 00:40:19,900
It's very auspicious.
795
00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:21,580
It blesses the newly married couple.
796
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,510
That's enough.
797
00:40:24,950 --> 00:40:26,260
Are you done exchanging?
798
00:40:27,330 --> 00:40:28,020
Done!
799
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:29,130
They're done!
800
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:31,560
Congratulations!
801
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,370
Come, let's start
with the wedding rituals.
802
00:40:34,450 --> 00:40:34,890
Let's start.
803
00:40:34,970 --> 00:40:35,780
Come here, son.
804
00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:38,650
- Please join us.
- Let's go.
805
00:40:41,610 --> 00:40:42,850
That's enough.
806
00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:45,480
You've done exactly as I had expected.
807
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:46,580
Enough.
808
00:40:47,180 --> 00:40:47,990
Chaman!
809
00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:48,700
Yes, Brother?
810
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,890
Chaman, take this boy away.
811
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:54,850
Put him into a train and
make sure he doesn't come back.
812
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,030
But, I have to give away my daughter,
according to the rituals.
813
00:40:57,110 --> 00:40:58,990
I've been waiting for all these years.
814
00:40:59,070 --> 00:41:03,080
I'll give her away. It's no big deal.
815
00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:06,020
Come on, I'll see you off.
816
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,590
Let me just talk to Aman, okay?
817
00:41:07,670 --> 00:41:08,820
No way!
818
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,260
Let me just speak to him, Uncle! Bro!
819
00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:12,850
- Let me speak to him once.
- No way!
820
00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:14,830
- I'll just say bye from afar.
- No way!
821
00:41:14,910 --> 00:41:16,340
Can I say a final goodbye, please?
822
00:41:16,870 --> 00:41:17,870
Move aside.
823
00:41:17,950 --> 00:41:19,650
You'll have to fight me for this.
824
00:41:19,870 --> 00:41:21,330
I don't want to fight with you.
825
00:41:22,430 --> 00:41:24,060
You may not know this,
826
00:41:24,780 --> 00:41:26,850
we fight many battles
every day in our lives.
827
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,850
But the battles we
fight against our family,
828
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,030
are the toughest and
the most dangerous ones.
829
00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:35,650
Take Arjun, for instance.
830
00:41:36,010 --> 00:41:37,220
Mr. Mathur's son?
831
00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:39,290
Is he also in your gang?
832
00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:42,310
Come on, he's talking
about Arjun from Mahabharata.
833
00:41:42,490 --> 00:41:43,950
You're going on a tangent here.
834
00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,550
My daughter's getting married now.
835
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:48,050
General knowledge questions
are the last thing on my mind.
836
00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:51,150
Why don't you record your speech
on a voice message and send it to us?
837
00:41:51,270 --> 00:41:52,350
We'll get the entire family
to sit and listen to it.
838
00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:53,430
Please, let's just go now.
839
00:41:54,010 --> 00:41:55,020
Okay, let's go.
840
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,640
Pay up.
841
00:41:58,250 --> 00:41:59,270
For what?
842
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,530
No matter what the world labels us.
843
00:42:03,610 --> 00:42:05,050
We still have to
pay for a train ticket.
844
00:42:14,890 --> 00:42:15,850
Here.
845
00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:20,780
Hunger... will also strike me.
846
00:42:21,770 --> 00:42:22,730
Obviously.
847
00:42:28,150 --> 00:42:28,790
Here.
848
00:42:29,410 --> 00:42:30,460
Covers the GST as well.
849
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:36,500
By the way Uncle Bro, be nice to him.
850
00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:39,890
He's your son. He's just like you.
851
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:41,980
A hard nut.
852
00:42:42,490 --> 00:42:43,140
Hey!
853
00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:44,310
Chaman, get him out of here!
854
00:42:44,390 --> 00:42:46,350
Get this disaster away from here!
855
00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:49,160
Stay there till the
train leaves the platform.
856
00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:50,130
Okay!
857
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,740
What... what are you doing?
858
00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:58,840
Royal salutes... for
my father's bravery.
859
00:42:59,100 --> 00:42:59,770
What do you mean?
860
00:43:00,070 --> 00:43:00,920
Goggle?
861
00:43:01,610 --> 00:43:02,410
Goggle?
862
00:43:02,530 --> 00:43:04,040
- Sunaina, Goggle...
- Stop her!
863
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,280
They stopped the wedding midway!
864
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,780
Stop right there.
This wedding cannot take place.
865
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:10,350
What is the problem, Sushil?
866
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,520
If the elders are okay with it,
where's the problem?
867
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,740
Ashok is the eldest
member of our family.
868
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:17,130
And he has decided not to marry her.
869
00:43:17,210 --> 00:43:18,440
That's it. Please leave.
870
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,300
But why?
871
00:43:19,450 --> 00:43:21,870
Your boy likes boys.
872
00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:24,360
Uncle, your son is gay.
873
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,930
Dad has refused to
go ahead with the wedding.
874
00:43:26,050 --> 00:43:27,410
We don't want a stepmother.
875
00:43:27,490 --> 00:43:28,060
You may leave now.
876
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:31,600
It's a mistake.
It's not like that. Brother!
877
00:43:31,970 --> 00:43:33,030
Aman!
878
00:43:39,430 --> 00:43:41,030
Tell me something, son...
879
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:44,740
When did you decide,
you'll be like this?
880
00:43:45,350 --> 00:43:46,220
What?
881
00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,520
I mean... this.
882
00:43:49,690 --> 00:43:51,670
It's called being gay.
883
00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:53,200
Same thing.
884
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,400
When did you decide it?
885
00:43:59,230 --> 00:44:01,940
When did you decide, you won't be gay?
886
00:44:02,070 --> 00:44:03,870
What's there to decide?
887
00:44:03,950 --> 00:44:05,440
I'm born this way.
888
00:44:09,670 --> 00:44:10,700
Really?
889
00:44:12,730 --> 00:44:14,070
You have a valid point.
890
00:44:16,550 --> 00:44:18,050
Do your parents know?
891
00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:23,000
Stop.
892
00:44:24,030 --> 00:44:24,820
Go on.
893
00:44:32,030 --> 00:44:33,560
I'll take your leave, Uncle.
894
00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:35,910
We'll meet again, if destined.
895
00:44:40,710 --> 00:44:42,270
Remember one thing...
896
00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:44,780
if you hurt Aman,
897
00:44:45,430 --> 00:44:50,860
I'll find your address
and hunt you down.
898
00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:58,800
Tell Shankar Tripathi,
if he wants to play god
899
00:45:00,370 --> 00:45:02,590
...I can exert my powers as well.
900
00:45:20,710 --> 00:45:22,060
Hello Champa, all well?
901
00:45:22,290 --> 00:45:23,900
Are the wedding rituals over?
902
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,460
No...
903
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,560
Why are you crying?
904
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:28,850
Have you sent her off already?
905
00:45:30,850 --> 00:45:31,750
Our...
906
00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:33,080
I can't understand.
907
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:33,960
You are crying so much.
908
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,270
Give the phone to someone else.
909
00:45:37,630 --> 00:45:39,480
- Uncle?
- Yes, Keshav?
910
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,700
Goggle took off.
911
00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:41,850
But why?
912
00:45:41,930 --> 00:45:42,800
Why did she take off with Ashok?
913
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,310
I was getting them married.
914
00:45:44,430 --> 00:45:46,310
Not with Ashok,
she took off with the horse.
915
00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:47,340
The horse?
916
00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:49,880
Ashok's family called off the wedding,
that's why.
917
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,960
Called it off?
I'll slap you for this nonsense.
918
00:45:52,470 --> 00:45:53,920
I'm reaching in two minutes.
919
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,580
She took off?
920
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,880
When the hell will this train arrive?
921
00:45:59,970 --> 00:46:01,580
The train will be here soon.
922
00:46:03,770 --> 00:46:04,830
Recite the poem, son.
923
00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:08,130
Jack and Jill went up the hill
924
00:46:08,410 --> 00:46:11,200
To fetch a pail of water.
925
00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:14,970
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
926
00:46:15,350 --> 00:46:17,580
Jill came tumbling after.
927
00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:19,010
- Very good.
- It's wrong.
928
00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:22,510
This poem is wrong.
929
00:46:24,390 --> 00:46:26,990
Jack and Johnny went up the hill,
930
00:46:27,110 --> 00:46:29,540
To live in love and laughter.
931
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,710
Jack got thrashed by his dad,
932
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:34,340
And Johnny hid soon after.
933
00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:41,580
This is the right one.
934
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,910
What's wrong with you?
935
00:46:42,990 --> 00:46:44,160
Why are you teaching him this rubbish?
936
00:46:44,470 --> 00:46:45,420
What's wrong in this, Uncle?
937
00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:48,640
Why does it have to be Jill,
who Jack always climbs the hill with?
938
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:49,920
Why can't Jack go with Johnny?
939
00:46:50,170 --> 00:46:51,430
How do I know?
940
00:46:51,550 --> 00:46:52,460
This is what is written in the books.
941
00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:55,610
Has anyone ever asked
Jack whom he wants to go with?
942
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:57,440
Jill or Johnny?
943
00:46:58,530 --> 00:46:59,870
That's why I am saying:
944
00:47:00,130 --> 00:47:01,840
Jack and Johnny went up the hill,
945
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,750
To live in love and laughter.
946
00:47:03,870 --> 00:47:05,640
Jack got thrashed by his dad,
947
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:07,690
And Johnny hid soon after.
948
00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:10,540
Jack and Johnny went up the hill,
949
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,980
To live in love and laughter.
950
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:13,300
Jack got thrashed by his dad,
951
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:15,020
And Johnny hid soon after.
952
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:16,530
Jack and Johnny went up the hill,
953
00:47:16,650 --> 00:47:17,780
To live in love and laughter.
954
00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:18,900
Jack got thrashed by his dad,
955
00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:20,610
And Johnny hid soon after.
956
00:47:20,730 --> 00:47:22,250
Jack and Johnny went up the hill,
957
00:47:22,330 --> 00:47:23,640
To live in love and laughter.
958
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:25,030
Jack got thrashed by his dad,
959
00:47:25,170 --> 00:47:26,670
And Johnny hid soon...
960
00:47:34,550 --> 00:47:35,240
Brother?
961
00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:36,450
Goggle has run away.
962
00:47:36,570 --> 00:47:37,220
We'll see.
963
00:47:37,340 --> 00:47:38,170
What do you mean, 'we'll see'?
964
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,820
We can't find her.
965
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:41,700
Should we deal with
someone we can't find,
966
00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:43,570
or do we deal with what
we have just found out?
967
00:47:43,690 --> 00:47:44,410
Really!
968
00:47:44,810 --> 00:47:46,320
Let's go, your highness!
969
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,300
Wait a minute, Brother.
970
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:50,380
She is my daughter.
971
00:47:52,310 --> 00:47:55,150
Here, I'm trying to save
our family from embarrassment...
972
00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:58,250
...and you're going on
and on about your daughter.
973
00:47:58,820 --> 00:48:01,820
She's the one who decided
to run away, isn't it?
974
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:03,840
She'll return when she decides to.
975
00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:05,710
All daughters belong
to someone else, anyway.
976
00:48:05,790 --> 00:48:06,560
Put some sense into his head.
977
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,540
Let's go.
978
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,110
So when will that 'someone'
come and take her away?
979
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,570
What is this, Bhabhi?
980
00:48:13,130 --> 00:48:14,720
- Why the sudden change?
- Bhabhi.
981
00:48:14,990 --> 00:48:16,610
What if that 'someone' is no one?
982
00:48:17,220 --> 00:48:18,510
You can't stop everyone.
983
00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:19,930
People will talk.
984
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:21,060
We can't stop them.
985
00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:23,710
Your misdeeds have
ruined Goggle's life.
986
00:48:23,790 --> 00:48:24,820
It will ruin our family next.
987
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:25,410
Isn't it?
988
00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:27,140
Why will this ruin our family?
I don't understand.
989
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,420
We are such a big family.
990
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:32,150
Who cares,
whose son is sleeping with whom?
991
00:48:32,270 --> 00:48:33,190
What do you mean 'sleeping with'?
992
00:48:33,420 --> 00:48:35,150
You'd said that you're
merely in love with him.
993
00:48:35,270 --> 00:48:36,910
So, I'm allowed to love
him but not sleep with him?
994
00:48:37,330 --> 00:48:38,910
Why are you going off on a tangent?
995
00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:40,400
They must be roommates.
996
00:48:40,990 --> 00:48:42,040
You are roommates, right?
997
00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:44,530
I used to sleep with
Chaman when we were younger.
998
00:48:44,650 --> 00:48:52,380
Sometimes in his sleep, he'd put
his legs on me, that doesn't mean...
999
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,310
In your sleep,
if you accidentally touch someone...
1000
00:48:56,390 --> 00:48:59,040
...it's not that
...what you think it is.
1001
00:48:59,350 --> 00:49:01,420
You are mistaken.
Nothing happened.
1002
00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:02,240
You are fine.
1003
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,010
He's fine!
1004
00:49:03,090 --> 00:49:03,560
Yes, he is fine.
1005
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,690
Come on, Papa, I'm not mistaken.
1006
00:49:05,770 --> 00:49:09,530
It's as if you want to pee
and I tell you that you're mistaken.
1007
00:49:09,610 --> 00:49:10,940
Is that even possible?
1008
00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:13,260
There's a difference between
peeing and loving, isn't there?
1009
00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:15,330
The body has physical needs.
1010
00:49:15,450 --> 00:49:16,130
What?
1011
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,730
Have you ever been in love?
1012
00:49:18,110 --> 00:49:18,800
So what's left?
1013
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,450
Peeing.
1014
00:49:21,770 --> 00:49:24,590
There is a science
behind wanting to pee.
1015
00:49:24,780 --> 00:49:25,670
Proper science.
1016
00:49:25,790 --> 00:49:27,940
Yes Papa, there is a
science behind loving as well.
1017
00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:28,850
Proper science.
1018
00:49:28,970 --> 00:49:31,560
Love is not a readymade
drink that you can just gulp down.
1019
00:49:34,110 --> 00:49:36,880
Mummy, the first time I saw Kartik,
it grew big.
1020
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:37,720
Huh?
1021
00:49:39,190 --> 00:49:40,850
My eyes. My eyes grew big!
1022
00:49:40,930 --> 00:49:41,740
This happens when you're in love.
1023
00:49:41,820 --> 00:49:42,730
There's a science behind this.
1024
00:49:44,290 --> 00:49:48,190
At his mere touch, there was
an explosion of dopamine in my body.
1025
00:49:48,550 --> 00:49:49,440
Dopamine?
1026
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,270
- It's a kind of...
- It's something our body secretes.
1027
00:49:54,230 --> 00:49:57,540
When you're in love,
it's released by the body.
1028
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,540
I feel so stressed
when I'm away from him.
1029
00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:03,410
It happens because of corticotrophin.
1030
00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:04,530
Ohh!
1031
00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:09,330
Who are you reminded of?
Why are you sighing?
1032
00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:11,200
Kumar.
1033
00:50:14,570 --> 00:50:17,730
I'd tried telling you about him before
we got married, but you wouldn't listen.
1034
00:50:18,050 --> 00:50:19,270
Why are you getting angry at Mummy?
1035
00:50:19,390 --> 00:50:20,530
Just because you couldn't
be with the one you loved...
1036
00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:22,060
...doesn't mean you will
hate people who fall in love.
1037
00:50:22,140 --> 00:50:23,450
Have you forgotten
about your Yezdi bike?
1038
00:50:24,590 --> 00:50:27,040
You were about to elope...
against everybody's wishes with...
1039
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,710
What was her name?
Rani Asthana.
1040
00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:30,950
I wanted to. But I didn't elope.
1041
00:50:31,350 --> 00:50:32,920
I married someone my
family wanted me to marry.
1042
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,110
They succeeded in
stopping the wedding,
1043
00:50:34,190 --> 00:50:35,580
but, were they able to
stop you from being in love?
1044
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:40,050
Papa, the first time I kissed Kartik,
in a cab...
1045
00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:42,410
...there was a burst
of cortisol in my body.
1046
00:50:42,710 --> 00:50:43,750
You must have experienced the same
1047
00:50:44,170 --> 00:50:46,040
when you kissed the one you loved,
for the first time.
1048
00:50:46,290 --> 00:50:47,090
What about you, Mummy?
1049
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:47,800
Shut up.
1050
00:50:47,990 --> 00:50:49,060
Why do you want him to shut up?
1051
00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:50,060
Let him talk.
1052
00:50:50,270 --> 00:50:51,490
Yes, I was in love once.
1053
00:50:51,610 --> 00:50:52,910
But with a girl.
1054
00:50:52,990 --> 00:50:53,780
A woman.
1055
00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:55,290
You are in love with a boy.
1056
00:50:55,370 --> 00:50:56,260
A man!
1057
00:50:56,340 --> 00:50:57,840
What f&*king difference does it make?
1058
00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,470
What?
1059
00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:01,320
Did you just swear?
1060
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,880
I am his father and...
1061
00:51:05,230 --> 00:51:06,240
I am. Right?
1062
00:51:06,650 --> 00:51:07,410
Of course, you are.
1063
00:51:07,490 --> 00:51:09,280
I'd just held hands with him.
1064
00:51:10,540 --> 00:51:13,990
I had stopped swearing so
that you wouldn't learn those words.
1065
00:51:14,110 --> 00:51:15,700
And this is how you talk to me?
1066
00:51:15,820 --> 00:51:17,790
It's not me,
it's the oxytocin talking.
1067
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,360
It is manufactured in the
hypothalamus when you are in love.
1068
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,170
It gives you goose bumps
and fires you from within.
1069
00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:23,590
Your behaviour changes and
you don't give a damn about anyone,
1070
00:51:23,670 --> 00:51:25,340
even if it's your father
standing in front of you.
1071
00:51:27,730 --> 00:51:30,080
How do I make my
hypothalamus understand?
1072
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,970
That Kartik is a boy and so am I.
1073
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,670
And that this should not
make a difference to anyone else.
1074
00:51:37,020 --> 00:51:38,200
- But son...
- Papa.
1075
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,210
Aman...
1076
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,380
We will get you treated.
1077
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,730
There is nothing medical
science can't do nowadays.
1078
00:51:52,890 --> 00:51:53,580
Right?
1079
00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:55,100
You'll be fine.
1080
00:51:55,430 --> 00:51:56,430
Sure, Mummy.
1081
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:00,430
Your oxytocin signals love
and mine signals a disease?
1082
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:03,760
Aman!
1083
00:52:04,850 --> 00:52:07,010
Sunaina, take off your sari.
1084
00:52:08,870 --> 00:52:10,040
You're upset, again?
1085
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,140
I can't do this again.
1086
00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:13,960
Sunaina, listen to me.
Take off your sari.
1087
00:52:15,850 --> 00:52:19,300
Somebody should think about
people who want to commit suicide.
1088
00:52:19,550 --> 00:52:21,400
Have a heart, you rascals!
1089
00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:22,710
What are you doing, Goggle?
1090
00:52:22,790 --> 00:52:23,670
Have you gone mad?
1091
00:52:23,790 --> 00:52:25,040
I want to kill myself.
1092
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:26,040
But why?
1093
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,260
My wedding was called off.
1094
00:52:27,340 --> 00:52:28,390
All because of you.
1095
00:52:28,510 --> 00:52:29,950
So you want to kill yourself
just because of that?
1096
00:52:30,070 --> 00:52:31,210
It's important to marry
to have a fulfilled life.
1097
00:52:31,330 --> 00:52:32,830
But one can die alone, right?
1098
00:52:32,950 --> 00:52:33,750
Enough now.
1099
00:52:33,870 --> 00:52:35,060
This is crazy.
1100
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,530
All you've been talking
about is marriage!
1101
00:52:36,610 --> 00:52:37,790
- Did you ask me before...
-Shut up.
1102
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:38,930
Be quiet.
1103
00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:40,520
No one will talk about marriage here.
1104
00:52:42,220 --> 00:52:44,600
It's as if marriage is
like a course of antibiotics...
1105
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,040
something you must complete.
1106
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,460
So what, if the wedding is called off?
1107
00:52:47,540 --> 00:52:49,020
Why do you want to die?
1108
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,760
I was 15 when my boyfriend
tried to kiss me.
1109
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,690
Seeing my fake eye freaked him out.
1110
00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:56,450
I've been waiting ever since.
1111
00:52:56,930 --> 00:52:58,220
Show it to me again!
1112
00:52:58,540 --> 00:53:00,760
Whoa, Conjuring!
1113
00:53:02,190 --> 00:53:03,340
He must've been shit scared.
1114
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,500
We were on the terrace
and I pushed him off.
1115
00:53:06,170 --> 00:53:07,960
Now he is missing a
leg and I am missing an eye.
1116
00:53:08,710 --> 00:53:10,430
I felt guilty about it and
had to treat him like a brother.
1117
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,450
Aman's father kept behaving like this
1118
00:53:12,570 --> 00:53:13,540
and now, you're behaving like this.
1119
00:53:13,660 --> 00:53:15,420
The entire family is bonkers.
1120
00:53:16,130 --> 00:53:17,370
Yes, we are.
1121
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,260
Aman, your father is
trying to hang himself!
1122
00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:21,420
What are you up to?
1123
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,540
Give me a minute.
1124
00:53:22,660 --> 00:53:23,560
Aman!
1125
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:24,920
What happened?
1126
00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:25,890
It's our personal matter.
1127
00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:26,850
He is trying to commit suicide.
1128
00:53:27,030 --> 00:53:28,140
We'll solve this in five minutes.
1129
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,870
Hurry up, Aman!
1130
00:53:30,190 --> 00:53:31,640
Move. Move.
1131
00:53:32,630 --> 00:53:33,580
Shit!
1132
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,270
What are you doing?
1133
00:53:36,030 --> 00:53:37,270
You don't even know
how to commit suicide.
1134
00:53:37,390 --> 00:53:38,360
Aman will be right here.
1135
00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:43,070
Why are you in such a hurry?
1136
00:53:43,550 --> 00:53:45,610
You could have done this at home.
1137
00:53:46,330 --> 00:53:48,220
It's a personal matter.
It will be over in two minutes.
1138
00:53:48,570 --> 00:53:49,730
Wait, Goggle.
1139
00:53:49,910 --> 00:53:51,000
Where are you going?
1140
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,470
To lie on the train tracks.
1141
00:53:52,590 --> 00:53:53,640
Don't!
1142
00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:55,210
Don't do that.
1143
00:53:55,330 --> 00:53:56,510
Why are you doing this?
1144
00:53:57,170 --> 00:53:58,740
You have your family to support you.
1145
00:54:00,180 --> 00:54:01,870
All I had was... a shadow of a father.
1146
00:54:01,990 --> 00:54:03,740
When I met all of
you for the first time,
1147
00:54:03,820 --> 00:54:05,520
I realised that I wanted
to be a part of this family.
1148
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,790
This is the family
I want to get married into.
1149
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,410
If you love him so much, why are you
running away and leaving him all alone?
1150
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,610
I don't have anyone to love.
But you do.
1151
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,870
You'll never be happy,
if you run away now.
1152
00:54:24,730 --> 00:54:25,860
Nor would Aman.
1153
00:54:28,540 --> 00:54:29,680
You knew about it?
1154
00:54:31,010 --> 00:54:32,130
Yeah, since childhood.
1155
00:54:36,430 --> 00:54:39,200
He had such big dreams for you.
1156
00:54:39,820 --> 00:54:41,470
He has done so much for you.
1157
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,100
And this is how you repay it?
1158
00:54:46,010 --> 00:54:48,240
What are you punishing us for?
1159
00:54:49,730 --> 00:54:51,690
We've never asked anything from you?
1160
00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:53,210
Have we?
1161
00:54:54,050 --> 00:54:56,100
If you don't want to live here, fine.
1162
00:54:56,530 --> 00:54:58,510
We'll buy you a place in Delhi.
1163
00:54:59,070 --> 00:55:00,700
You don't need to
send any money back home.
1164
00:55:01,330 --> 00:55:03,440
But please listen to your father.
1165
00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:09,110
We have chosen Kusum as your bride.
1166
00:55:09,230 --> 00:55:09,970
She is a good girl.
1167
00:55:10,380 --> 00:55:11,360
She's a girl.
1168
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:14,740
Agree to marry her.
1169
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,090
Goggle, let's go.
1170
00:55:21,580 --> 00:55:22,370
Where?
1171
00:55:22,450 --> 00:55:23,470
To your place.
1172
00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:25,260
To my future in-laws.
1173
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:35,770
I'm coming, Aman,
1174
00:55:37,340 --> 00:55:39,280
to set off some fireworks
in the Tripathi family.
1175
00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:43,090
We deserve
a happy ending as well.
1176
00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:56,380
After all that dance and
drama my knees are acting up.
1177
00:55:56,460 --> 00:55:58,620
Your knees are just as useless
as your black cauliflowers.
1178
00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:00,840
Should we have let him have his way?
1179
00:56:01,450 --> 00:56:02,600
Aman's our son, after all.
1180
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:03,510
He's yours.
1181
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:04,580
Our own.
1182
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:06,020
Just like Goggle was.
1183
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:08,410
Champa! Champa!
1184
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:09,600
I meant... she is, will always be.
1185
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,890
I'm sure Goggle is here, somewhere.
1186
00:56:11,970 --> 00:56:13,690
Be patient, Chaman.
Everything will be fine.
1187
00:56:15,730 --> 00:56:18,510
Chaman, what I meant is,
1188
00:56:18,590 --> 00:56:21,460
Aman's problem is affecting us all.
1189
00:56:21,540 --> 00:56:24,580
And together we'll have
to find a miracle cure.
1190
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,020
Uncle!
1191
00:56:26,210 --> 00:56:27,420
I found something on Google.
1192
00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:30,420
It clearly states that being
gay is not a kind of disease.
1193
00:56:30,540 --> 00:56:31,200
See this.
1194
00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:33,320
Whose side are you on?
This Google's or ours?
1195
00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:35,930
The Tripathis have been
here way before 3G and 4G arrived.
1196
00:56:36,110 --> 00:56:37,290
Go and sit in the bus.
1197
00:56:38,030 --> 00:56:38,950
Chaman...
1198
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,000
You have no sense of timing.
1199
00:56:44,170 --> 00:56:44,920
But...
1200
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:05,600
'The issue of black cauliflowers has
taken a political turn in Allahabad.'
1201
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,960
'It is said, because of this problem
the farmers are turning to violence.'
1202
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,750
'It has resulted in
a curfew in Allahabad.'
1203
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,870
Nobody from the Tripathi clan
has brought disgrace to the family.
1204
00:57:18,150 --> 00:57:19,890
And look at you, you've brought
the entire city to its knees.
1205
00:57:43,310 --> 00:57:44,530
Are you crazy?
1206
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,740
Don't worry.
1207
00:57:48,070 --> 00:57:50,080
I'll fix your problem.
1208
00:57:50,940 --> 00:57:51,970
Fix me?
1209
00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:54,920
I am not some machine
that needs fixing.
1210
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:56,910
I know what to do.
1211
00:57:56,990 --> 00:57:57,820
One minute.
1212
00:57:58,210 --> 00:57:59,000
Don't come so close.
1213
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,180
Go and sit over there.
1214
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:03,520
Okay?
1215
00:58:04,490 --> 00:58:08,980
With your chutzpah and my belief,
I'm sure we'll hit it off.
1216
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:10,810
What?
1217
00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:12,330
Hit what?
1218
00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:13,870
Will you hit the ball out of the park,
after marriage?
1219
00:58:13,990 --> 00:58:15,120
Will there be billboards on us?
1220
00:58:15,890 --> 00:58:17,530
At the most, you'll have
more kids than the usual two.
1221
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,590
Those kids will grow up thinking
they can hit it off, as well.
1222
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:22,440
But in this country, kids get
hit way before they can hit it off.
1223
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:24,280
You still have time.
1224
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:25,060
Refuse to get married to me.
1225
00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:26,200
Else, it won't be a hit,
it'll be a miss.
1226
00:58:27,290 --> 00:58:28,770
I won't refuse to the marriage.
1227
00:58:29,140 --> 00:58:32,410
You're only concerned
with your own problem.
1228
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,550
Listen, I maybe gay,
but this is not a problem for me.
1229
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,920
Maybe not for you,
but it is a problem for your parents.
1230
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,890
As soon as we get home,
I'll call Panditji
1231
00:58:41,010 --> 00:58:44,900
and get a pooja to mark
Aman's rebirth as a man.
1232
00:58:45,580 --> 00:58:47,140
It will solve everything.
1233
00:58:48,380 --> 00:58:50,580
It will be the first of its kind,
in Allahabad.
1234
00:58:51,510 --> 00:58:52,500
Okay?
1235
00:58:52,660 --> 00:58:53,560
That's a great idea.
1236
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,440
Isn't it?
1237
00:58:54,650 --> 00:58:55,910
Let me tell Chaman about this.
1238
00:58:56,130 --> 00:58:57,050
Chaman!
1239
00:58:57,370 --> 00:58:58,100
Aunty!
1240
00:58:58,500 --> 00:58:59,650
He has gone to pee.
1241
00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:03,360
See, you are my last hope.
1242
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,530
Please, don't refuse to marry me.
1243
00:59:06,610 --> 00:59:07,870
It's my request, please.
1244
00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:08,920
Aman!
1245
00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:11,800
It's a long journey.
1246
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:14,560
Why don't you go ahead
and do it on all our behalf?
1247
00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:30,570
What you are doing is wrong.
1248
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:31,900
Really?
1249
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,520
Now I'll have to learn how to pee,
from you?
1250
00:59:34,870 --> 00:59:36,740
Who am I to teach you anything?
I am younger to you.
1251
00:59:37,670 --> 00:59:41,790
The elders have mastered the art of
peeing all over our hopes and desires.
1252
00:59:42,310 --> 00:59:45,580
Come on, which hope
of yours have I dampened?
1253
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,360
Sort out your own issues.
1254
00:59:50,510 --> 00:59:51,810
You sort out your issues first.
1255
00:59:52,030 --> 00:59:54,400
Your daughter has run away from home.
1256
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,770
It's all because of your son.
1257
00:59:56,850 --> 00:59:57,950
He is the reason she has done this.
1258
00:59:58,030 --> 00:59:58,790
No, no.
1259
00:59:58,870 --> 00:59:59,820
That's not the real reason.
1260
00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:03,930
The real reason is that you
were unable to find a groom for her.
1261
01:00:04,010 --> 01:00:07,380
You seem to have forgotten that she
lost her eye because of your airgun.
1262
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:09,200
Because she lost an eye,
nobody wants to marry her.
1263
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,100
Great.
1264
01:00:11,340 --> 01:00:13,440
And this is how you took your revenge?
1265
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,700
You think I ruined
your daughter's life,
1266
01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:17,840
so you ruined my son's?
1267
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,370
Isn't it?
1268
01:00:19,570 --> 01:00:22,310
All those CDs with dirty
movies that you'd keep in your room,
1269
01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:25,010
Aman would secretly watch them all.
1270
01:00:25,270 --> 01:00:27,020
There were girls,
featured in those movies.
1271
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:28,940
But your son is interested in boys.
1272
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:30,400
Only girls, huh?
1273
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,820
We need evidence here.
1274
01:00:32,940 --> 01:00:34,690
Mr. Lawyer, why are you silent now?
1275
01:00:34,770 --> 01:00:35,990
Were there only girls, in those films?
1276
01:00:36,070 --> 01:00:36,930
No!
1277
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:39,510
There were boys as well.
1278
01:00:40,090 --> 01:00:42,100
How would I know, he'd be
more interested in looking at boys?
1279
01:00:42,270 --> 01:00:44,280
Don't blame me for Aman's behaviour.
1280
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,020
Think of the past.
1281
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:48,120
Who introduced me to such movies?
1282
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:48,970
You did!
1283
01:00:49,090 --> 01:00:52,910
What about those magazines with
dirty pictures, that you'd keep hidden?
1284
01:00:52,990 --> 01:00:53,880
Debo-Nair?
1285
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:54,630
What about those?
1286
01:00:54,710 --> 01:00:56,730
Not Debo-Nair, it's Debonair!
1287
01:00:56,810 --> 01:00:57,560
At least pronounce it properly.
1288
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,790
Don't change the topic.
1289
01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:02,120
It's all your fault.
1290
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:02,990
That's all.
1291
01:01:04,380 --> 01:01:08,950
You dog, I used to get those
magazines for Shashikant Uncle.
1292
01:01:09,150 --> 01:01:10,280
But all of us would enjoy them,
wouldn't we?
1293
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:11,500
It's Uncle's mistake!
1294
01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:12,610
Have you lost your mind?
1295
01:01:12,730 --> 01:01:13,910
Leave him.
1296
01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:17,360
At least pull up your zips,
before you fight, both of you.
1297
01:01:23,060 --> 01:01:23,790
Let's go.
1298
01:01:23,970 --> 01:01:24,790
You are right.
1299
01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:28,450
This taunt of yours...
has really hurt me.
1300
01:01:29,030 --> 01:01:30,490
So you are saying,
it is Uncle's mistake.
1301
01:01:31,380 --> 01:01:33,660
Let me promise you one thing.
1302
01:01:33,870 --> 01:01:37,750
From now on, no uncle in
the family will make such a mistake.
1303
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:39,630
Let's go, Champa.
1304
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,230
Wash your hands before touching me.
1305
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:42,610
Go on.
1306
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:50,410
Sunaina, this stinks of revolt.
1307
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:52,680
The stink... is coming from the pee.
1308
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:53,690
Let's go.
1309
01:01:54,260 --> 01:01:56,190
Aman is alone with Kusum.
1310
01:01:56,550 --> 01:01:58,680
Last night when I found
out that you are gay...
1311
01:01:59,650 --> 01:02:01,130
I was thrilled.
1312
01:02:02,060 --> 01:02:03,050
But why?
1313
01:02:03,590 --> 01:02:05,530
You're the first one
to be thrilled about this.
1314
01:02:06,130 --> 01:02:07,210
May I ask, why?
1315
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:12,520
Actually,
I'm in love with someone else.
1316
01:02:13,060 --> 01:02:13,830
What?
1317
01:02:15,810 --> 01:02:19,240
You're in love with someone else
and that's why you want to marry me?
1318
01:02:20,290 --> 01:02:20,890
Why?
1319
01:02:21,010 --> 01:02:22,290
I mean, who is this person?
1320
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,380
Rakesh.
1321
01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:27,130
Sounds unique.
1322
01:02:27,250 --> 01:02:28,190
Doesn't it?
1323
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:30,130
He is a simple guy.
1324
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:31,990
He steals cars in Meerut.
1325
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,260
In fact,
he's also accused of a murder.
1326
01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:37,330
But love is blind, you know.
1327
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,220
But he has sworn on his
mother that he didn't do it.
1328
01:02:40,470 --> 01:02:41,770
What? Love?
1329
01:02:41,850 --> 01:02:43,020
The murder.
1330
01:02:43,670 --> 01:02:45,200
He really loves me.
1331
01:02:46,660 --> 01:02:48,450
It's my parents who don't like him.
1332
01:02:49,020 --> 01:02:50,320
Parents can be crazy, right?
1333
01:02:51,290 --> 01:02:53,310
He's such a simple guy
and they still don't like him!
1334
01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:55,740
Are you making fun of me?
1335
01:02:56,490 --> 01:02:57,790
Did you get Kartik to
sign an application form,
1336
01:02:57,870 --> 01:02:59,250
before you fell in love with him?
1337
01:02:59,330 --> 01:03:02,460
My parents' problem is that
Rakesh belongs to a different caste.
1338
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:05,580
Sorry.
1339
01:03:06,090 --> 01:03:07,370
You don't need to feel guilty.
1340
01:03:07,540 --> 01:03:08,820
You have enough problems of your own.
1341
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:11,350
I have an offer.
1342
01:03:11,650 --> 01:03:13,140
You are gay.
Alright?
1343
01:03:13,770 --> 01:03:14,810
Marry me.
1344
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,030
We'll settle down in Delhi.
1345
01:03:17,510 --> 01:03:19,810
Rakesh is planning to expand
his business in Delhi, as well.
1346
01:03:20,510 --> 01:03:23,450
So, I'll get married to you,
but I'll live with him.
1347
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,480
And you can go ahead
and live with Kartik.
1348
01:03:25,710 --> 01:03:27,340
Have you lost it?
1349
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,420
Why don't you elope with him?
Why are you involving me?
1350
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,380
If I elope, I'll miss
out on getting the jewellery.
1351
01:03:35,210 --> 01:03:37,750
Just think over it, for a few minutes.
1352
01:03:38,260 --> 01:03:40,230
You will have full
freedom after marriage.
1353
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:42,050
How many people are as lucky?
1354
01:03:43,610 --> 01:03:44,790
Tell me.
1355
01:03:46,650 --> 01:03:48,540
Oh no, your parents
are coming this way.
1356
01:03:48,930 --> 01:03:49,610
Tell me if you agree or not.
1357
01:03:49,730 --> 01:03:50,340
Yes or no?
1358
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:51,180
Yes or no!
1359
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:51,970
No!
1360
01:03:52,530 --> 01:03:53,620
That means yes.
1361
01:03:54,410 --> 01:03:55,550
If a girl's refusal is
assumed to be her consent,
1362
01:03:55,670 --> 01:03:56,910
the same applies to you as well.
1363
01:03:58,700 --> 01:03:59,280
Thank you!
1364
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:00,510
Get away!
1365
01:04:02,030 --> 01:04:03,310
Why don't you eat something, Aman?
1366
01:04:03,390 --> 01:04:04,550
Don't irritate me.
1367
01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:21,910
Romeo was a city boy
1368
01:04:22,030 --> 01:04:24,310
While Juliet was a village belle
1369
01:04:27,790 --> 01:04:32,240
There's no way the two of them
Could be together, the society decreed
1370
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:36,400
Romeo was a city boy
1371
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:38,140
While Juliet was a village belle
1372
01:04:38,220 --> 01:04:40,040
There's no way the two of them
1373
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,170
Could be together, the society decreed
1374
01:04:42,290 --> 01:04:44,220
They were so much in love
1375
01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:46,190
That she ran away from home
1376
01:04:46,310 --> 01:04:48,240
There was chaos everywhere
1377
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,870
And their love set the village ablaze
1378
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:58,900
Bringing their morality
to a nought, my dear
1379
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:02,800
Bringing their morality
to a nought, my dear
1380
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:07,220
Bringing their morality
to a nought, my dear
1381
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,110
Congratulations.
1382
01:05:37,330 --> 01:05:38,370
We have a boy.
1383
01:05:38,490 --> 01:05:39,880
Normal delivery.
1384
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,930
What's this new drama, Mummy?
1385
01:05:44,310 --> 01:05:46,110
You're a newborn.
You can't talk just yet.
1386
01:05:46,230 --> 01:05:47,400
You can just cry.
1387
01:05:47,790 --> 01:05:49,120
Look at my face.
I'm doing just that.
1388
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,560
Be quiet, or your father
will threaten us with suicide again.
1389
01:05:54,730 --> 01:05:57,150
Have you thought of a
new name for your newborn son?
1390
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:06,180
Chandravadhan.
1391
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:09,850
Chandravadhan Tripathi.
1392
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:16,060
Henceforth, Aman will be
known as Chandravadhan Tripathi.
1393
01:06:16,270 --> 01:06:18,960
Aman, our first born, has left us.
1394
01:06:25,050 --> 01:06:26,830
Just wait a little longer, mister.
1395
01:06:26,950 --> 01:06:29,120
The rituals aren't over yet.
1396
01:06:29,410 --> 01:06:30,980
They will be, soon.
1397
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,750
We have done our job,
fulfilled our responsibility.
1398
01:06:33,930 --> 01:06:35,080
What was I saying?
1399
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,180
Aman has left us.
1400
01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:39,360
We don't know where he is.
1401
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:40,770
In fact, we don't even want to know.
1402
01:06:40,850 --> 01:06:43,830
He is dead for us.
1403
01:06:44,860 --> 01:06:45,980
We have conducted his last rites.
1404
01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:48,700
And done away with his bad habits...
1405
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:58,440
The fact is, Chandravadhan Tripathi
is all set to start his life anew.
1406
01:06:58,790 --> 01:07:00,950
Please give him your blessings.
1407
01:07:01,990 --> 01:07:03,200
Nonsense!
1408
01:07:03,870 --> 01:07:06,620
He should have done this
for our daughter as well.
1409
01:07:06,770 --> 01:07:07,680
Shut up.
1410
01:07:13,390 --> 01:07:14,160
Who could it be?
1411
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:15,280
- During a curfew?
- I don't know.
1412
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:16,620
- Let me see.
- No, Champa.
1413
01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:17,900
It could be those
black cauliflowers again.
1414
01:07:18,060 --> 01:07:19,930
But they fall from above, Uncle.
1415
01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:23,090
You haven't created ones
that walk through the door, yet.
1416
01:07:28,740 --> 01:07:29,550
Goggle is back!
1417
01:07:29,670 --> 01:07:30,860
Not here.
Let's go there.
1418
01:07:31,210 --> 01:07:32,540
Goggle!
1419
01:07:32,780 --> 01:07:33,630
Let's go.
1420
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:35,940
Goggle!
1421
01:07:36,710 --> 01:07:38,500
No one even bothered
to come looking for me.
1422
01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:42,980
Goggle is...
1423
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,720
Brother...
1424
01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:48,490
What happened to Aman?
1425
01:07:49,590 --> 01:07:52,670
Don't worry, Goggle.
Everything is fine.
1426
01:07:52,790 --> 01:07:55,490
See, that's him, standing right there.
1427
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,000
I've been trying to convince
your parents for the last two days.
1428
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,170
That you are fine.
1429
01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:01,720
They need not worry.
1430
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:03,880
We have raised you well.
1431
01:08:04,850 --> 01:08:07,760
I can't tell you how happy I am,
to see you.
1432
01:08:08,670 --> 01:08:13,040
There were minor problems,
but everything will be okay now.
1433
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:14,960
Our family will come
together and prepare for
1434
01:08:15,180 --> 01:08:17,890
Chandravadhan and Kusum's wedding.
1435
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,040
Hey, what are you racing towards?
The finish line?
1436
01:08:22,670 --> 01:08:23,500
Aman.
1437
01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:24,330
In the past.
1438
01:08:24,810 --> 01:08:25,810
He has been reborn.
1439
01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:37,120
Sorry Uncle, I have no
idea what you guys are up to.
1440
01:08:37,990 --> 01:08:41,970
Don't feel bad,
but the cause of your problems...
1441
01:08:42,290 --> 01:08:43,380
is up there.
1442
01:08:47,350 --> 01:08:48,800
Who is playing the music?
1443
01:08:49,810 --> 01:08:51,000
Oh shit.
1444
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:52,720
Chaman!
1445
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,710
Are you coming or not, Chaman?
1446
01:08:57,470 --> 01:08:58,660
Who is it?
1447
01:08:58,780 --> 01:08:59,940
Who is up there?
1448
01:09:04,050 --> 01:09:05,160
Who is playing the music?
1449
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,290
Oh God!
1450
01:09:07,110 --> 01:09:09,000
Chaman, catch that pigeon.
1451
01:09:10,010 --> 01:09:11,620
I am sure Karthik
must be behind all this.
1452
01:09:13,330 --> 01:09:14,180
I won't.
1453
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,640
Chaman, catch that pigeon!
1454
01:09:15,810 --> 01:09:16,950
I won't do your bidding anymore.
1455
01:09:17,230 --> 01:09:20,390
You're always ordering me around.
1456
01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:22,810
From now on, everyone will
solve their problems, by themselves.
1457
01:09:23,490 --> 01:09:25,280
Is this how you talk
to your elder brother, Chaman?
1458
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:26,220
Enough, Bhabhi.
1459
01:09:26,620 --> 01:09:30,510
I refuse to play the sidekick anymore.
1460
01:09:31,670 --> 01:09:33,890
I'll get my degree in
law and play the lead role.
1461
01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:35,110
Did you see...
1462
01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:38,110
Yes, got it!
1463
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,730
I told you, I'll catch you.
1464
01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:42,960
You should look over there.
1465
01:09:53,970 --> 01:09:54,860
Friends!
1466
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,360
Shankar Tripathi is ill.
1467
01:09:57,780 --> 01:09:58,880
Very ill.
1468
01:10:01,610 --> 01:10:03,340
That man who is featured
in the 'smoking kills' ad...
1469
01:10:03,530 --> 01:10:04,680
Mukesh!
1470
01:10:05,370 --> 01:10:07,070
He's way more sick than that man is.
1471
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:10,590
It was only Mukesh's
lungs that are affected.
1472
01:10:10,850 --> 01:10:14,360
But Shankar Tripathi's lungs,
liver, heart and brain...
1473
01:10:14,590 --> 01:10:16,280
...has been taken over
by a dangerous disease.
1474
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,280
This disease is called...
1475
01:10:19,850 --> 01:10:20,790
Homophobia!
1476
01:10:20,910 --> 01:10:22,030
Homophobia!
1477
01:10:22,150 --> 01:10:23,610
Homophobia!
1478
01:10:24,710 --> 01:10:26,450
Sounds like a Dolby kind of disease.
1479
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:28,470
Yes.
1480
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,100
And this disease has no cure.
1481
01:10:31,900 --> 01:10:33,040
What nonsense is this?
1482
01:10:34,690 --> 01:10:36,370
I had told you to make
sure he gets on that train.
1483
01:10:36,890 --> 01:10:37,970
Where are you all going?
1484
01:10:38,180 --> 01:10:39,750
Don't worry, ladies and gentlemen.
1485
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:42,430
This disease is not contagious.
1486
01:10:42,510 --> 01:10:45,140
This disease only affects the mind.
1487
01:10:45,310 --> 01:10:46,310
Stop him.
1488
01:10:46,430 --> 01:10:49,010
Unfortunately this
is not a killer disease...
1489
01:10:49,740 --> 01:10:50,160
But...
1490
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,410
What are you doing? Let him go.
1491
01:10:51,530 --> 01:10:52,830
the diseased man becomes a killer.
1492
01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:57,140
There will be films on him.
1493
01:10:57,930 --> 01:10:59,370
His story will be oft repeated.
1494
01:10:59,670 --> 01:11:01,570
Shankar Tripathi will
be featured on the news.
1495
01:11:01,690 --> 01:11:07,150
And one day, Shankar Deenanath
Tripathi will turn into a zombie.
1496
01:11:07,570 --> 01:11:08,530
Zombie!
1497
01:11:08,610 --> 01:11:09,830
He'll be a zombie.
1498
01:11:09,990 --> 01:11:12,590
He'll be... a zombie.
1499
01:11:19,620 --> 01:11:22,730
Now that you're back,
I'll deal with you.
1500
01:11:26,330 --> 01:11:27,550
Stay right here.
1501
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,070
Don't leave.
1502
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:31,500
I'll be back in two minutes.
1503
01:11:31,730 --> 01:11:32,650
In two minutes.
1504
01:11:33,140 --> 01:11:34,900
He's fooling around, Papa.
I'll deal with him.
1505
01:11:35,130 --> 01:11:37,360
No, son, no one will say a word.
1506
01:11:37,950 --> 01:11:40,240
He has brought this disease here.
1507
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,810
And he will take it back with him.
1508
01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:45,270
Papa, I...
1509
01:11:45,350 --> 01:11:46,440
- Listen...
- No...
1510
01:11:47,340 --> 01:11:49,310
Mummy, why don't you
say something to him?
1511
01:11:49,390 --> 01:11:50,630
You always have something to say.
1512
01:11:50,820 --> 01:11:51,700
What can I say?
1513
01:11:51,910 --> 01:11:53,560
After what you've done,
is there anything left for me to say?
1514
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:54,450
What is he doing wrong?
1515
01:11:54,750 --> 01:11:57,060
You are the one who left
home and changed yourself.
1516
01:11:57,260 --> 01:11:58,230
But we're still the same.
1517
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,090
Please stop this drama, Aunty.
1518
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:02,950
I hope he doesn't own a gun.
1519
01:12:03,180 --> 01:12:05,870
If he does, I have a few last
wishes that you could fulfil for me.
1520
01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:07,340
I really need to pee, man.
1521
01:12:07,990 --> 01:12:08,920
What are you doing?
1522
01:12:09,370 --> 01:12:10,280
I was handling everything.
1523
01:12:10,850 --> 01:12:12,200
Don't worry, I'll deal with it.
1524
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:13,790
I'm a strong guy.
1525
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:16,980
Uncle, take him away. He's a softie.
1526
01:12:17,130 --> 01:12:18,340
Please stop all this.
1527
01:12:18,850 --> 01:12:21,300
Kartik, stop this drama right now.
1528
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,770
It's not just you,
1529
01:12:25,130 --> 01:12:26,970
everyone has to deal
with this kind of crap, bro.
1530
01:12:28,410 --> 01:12:30,580
You should leave.
1531
01:12:31,010 --> 01:12:32,710
Will you be able to
watch me getting beaten up?
1532
01:12:34,290 --> 01:12:35,090
Yes.
1533
01:12:35,290 --> 01:12:36,250
I will stand right here.
1534
01:12:36,470 --> 01:12:41,090
Today you'll find out, a scientist
can hit as hard as a blacksmith can.
1535
01:12:41,580 --> 01:12:43,400
Because that's the way fathers are.
1536
01:12:44,130 --> 01:12:44,890
Paying for that single sperm, huh?
1537
01:12:45,010 --> 01:12:47,400
I told you.
I'll have to pay for it, all my life.
1538
01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:50,960
Now that you are here,
stand your ground.
1539
01:12:51,710 --> 01:12:52,800
Don't fall to your knees.
1540
01:12:57,990 --> 01:13:02,870
Babe, this guy is crazy about you
1541
01:13:02,990 --> 01:13:07,570
He doesn't know if
he's going right or left
1542
01:13:07,930 --> 01:13:10,440
He is willing to brave all odds
For the sake of love
1543
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,990
I devote my life to you
I'm yours, come what may
1544
01:13:13,070 --> 01:13:18,030
My love is one of a kind
Don't you see?
1545
01:13:18,150 --> 01:13:23,080
What do you do, my love
1546
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:25,660
When you're away from me?
1547
01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:34,650
I sit all alone
Hiding my tears
1548
01:13:45,610 --> 01:13:49,640
Every breath I take
Belongs to you
1549
01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:55,600
My life will have no meaning
If you lose trust in me
1550
01:13:56,020 --> 01:13:58,480
This world envies what we have
1551
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,900
And tries to break us apart
1552
01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:05,890
I have loved you
Despite what the world had to say
1553
01:14:06,140 --> 01:14:13,640
What do you do, my love
When you're away from me?
1554
01:14:13,940 --> 01:14:22,290
I sit all alone
Hiding my tears
1555
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:42,920
My sexuality is my sexuality.
1556
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,080
None of your sexuality.
1557
01:14:52,650 --> 01:14:54,160
He's faking it.
1558
01:14:54,450 --> 01:14:55,790
He's still breathing.
1559
01:14:56,730 --> 01:14:59,300
You aren't as strong as...
1560
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:01,210
Father used to be.
1561
01:15:02,470 --> 01:15:04,150
If there wasn't a curfew, you
could've taken him to the hospital.
1562
01:15:04,270 --> 01:15:05,350
I wouldn't have said no.
1563
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:08,440
If there is a police case,
then always remember, I am there.
1564
01:15:09,650 --> 01:15:12,680
Yeah, good way to
catch your first client.
1565
01:15:13,370 --> 01:15:14,520
Let's go, Champa.
1566
01:15:16,110 --> 01:15:17,040
Home?
1567
01:15:17,670 --> 01:15:19,230
Is this really our home anymore?
1568
01:15:19,940 --> 01:15:21,540
Only a part of it is.
1569
01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:25,920
I have to go, Didi is calling me.
1570
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:27,000
Coming!
1571
01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:28,450
What did you say, Champa?
1572
01:15:28,610 --> 01:15:29,840
- What did she say?
- Got it.
1573
01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:31,160
See this article, Uncle.
1574
01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:33,670
Sex is actually your gender -
1575
01:15:33,790 --> 01:15:35,180
male, female...
1576
01:15:35,340 --> 01:15:36,510
Your physical body.
1577
01:15:36,820 --> 01:15:40,110
Sexuality is what
you feel from within.
1578
01:15:40,330 --> 01:15:41,030
Simple.
1579
01:15:41,150 --> 01:15:41,960
That can be different from gender.
1580
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,490
How can it differ?
1581
01:15:43,570 --> 01:15:46,770
I feel the same way, without
and within, when I feel up your aunt.
1582
01:15:46,950 --> 01:15:50,310
If one is physically male,
how can he be a female from within?
1583
01:15:50,460 --> 01:15:51,670
I found another article on this.
1584
01:15:51,830 --> 01:15:53,900
It is explained in detail,
listen carefully.
1585
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,000
Gender is not merely male or female.
1586
01:15:57,340 --> 01:16:00,050
Your sexuality can lie
anywhere on this spectrum.
1587
01:16:00,170 --> 01:16:01,630
Like, if a woman...
1588
01:16:01,710 --> 01:16:03,890
You broke it, Uncle.
1589
01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:11,020
No one will utter the word
'sex' in this house anymore.
1590
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,570
What word won't you use?
1591
01:16:12,650 --> 01:16:13,530
Sex.
1592
01:16:14,020 --> 01:16:15,090
Sorry, Uncle.
1593
01:16:15,270 --> 01:16:16,220
I won't.
1594
01:16:18,830 --> 01:16:19,900
Where is Aman?
1595
01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:21,640
Won't he eat dinner?
1596
01:16:22,220 --> 01:16:23,120
He has locked himself in his room.
1597
01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:25,340
He hasn't come out
since that incident.
1598
01:16:26,550 --> 01:16:28,530
I hope he hasn't committed suicide.
1599
01:16:28,650 --> 01:16:29,770
Shut up.
1600
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:33,550
I'll go take a look.
1601
01:16:33,940 --> 01:16:34,890
I'll come with you, Mummy.
1602
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:36,930
This boy!
1603
01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:38,730
Have you lost your mind?
1604
01:16:38,850 --> 01:16:40,080
That's what these
youngsters do nowadays.
1605
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,090
It has become a trend.
1606
01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:42,200
Don't blame me.
1607
01:16:42,570 --> 01:16:44,700
This is another one who tried
to kill herself on the rail tracks.
1608
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:47,260
Don't give me that look.
1609
01:16:47,380 --> 01:16:49,910
I know what you were
doing on that bridge.
1610
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,720
Yes, you know everything.
1611
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,630
But you don't know
why I had gone there.
1612
01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:55,010
Why do youngsters commit suicide?
1613
01:16:55,380 --> 01:16:57,060
Before marriage or after it?
1614
01:17:01,210 --> 01:17:02,350
The father tried to kill himself.
1615
01:17:02,470 --> 01:17:03,470
Now the son is trying to kill himself.
1616
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,940
Maybe I should kill myself
as well and get it over with.
1617
01:17:06,980 --> 01:17:07,790
Aman!
1618
01:17:08,390 --> 01:17:09,940
Please open the door!
1619
01:17:10,530 --> 01:17:13,510
Don't kill yourself
over something so petty.
1620
01:17:15,210 --> 01:17:16,810
I had to deal with four rejections.
1621
01:17:17,110 --> 01:17:19,030
I didn't run to the
nearest railway tracks.
1622
01:17:19,150 --> 01:17:20,750
And you look at you,
taking off on that horse.
1623
01:17:21,630 --> 01:17:24,190
Girls, in our time,
were more determined.
1624
01:17:24,380 --> 01:17:26,820
We would make sure
that we grab a husband.
1625
01:17:26,990 --> 01:17:27,870
Grab?
1626
01:17:28,050 --> 01:17:29,470
You mean, have a husband.
1627
01:17:31,590 --> 01:17:33,250
You mind your own business.
1628
01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:35,590
Children need to
be motivated nowadays.
1629
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:37,080
We didn't need this kind of motivation
1630
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:38,670
although we had problems of our own.
1631
01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:41,260
But you had somebody to talk to.
1632
01:17:41,470 --> 01:17:42,550
Who do I have?
1633
01:17:42,740 --> 01:17:44,870
You had somebody to
share your problems with.
1634
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:46,980
Bade Gulam Ali, the singer.
1635
01:17:47,170 --> 01:17:48,740
I loved listening to his sad songs.
1636
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:50,330
Aman, open the door!
1637
01:17:50,450 --> 01:17:53,190
Mummy, what will I
do if he kills himself?
1638
01:17:53,510 --> 01:17:55,020
Be quiet. Be positive.
1639
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,540
- Aman!
- He's my last hope.
1640
01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:58,840
Son!
1641
01:17:59,030 --> 01:18:00,510
This damn bangle is also stuck.
1642
01:18:00,790 --> 01:18:01,930
Try using soap, it'll come off.
1643
01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:04,070
Aman!
1644
01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:05,850
No matter how hopeless it seems,
1645
01:18:06,070 --> 01:18:08,480
one day you will find
someone who loves you.
1646
01:18:08,730 --> 01:18:09,870
Chaman will find someone fro you.
1647
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:11,670
I won't let him die before he does.
1648
01:18:11,790 --> 01:18:13,070
Let me live in peace until then.
1649
01:18:13,650 --> 01:18:15,120
I don't want to get married.
1650
01:18:15,390 --> 01:18:16,540
Never ever!
1651
01:18:16,660 --> 01:18:19,010
I'll throw you out of the
house if you talk like this.
1652
01:18:19,090 --> 01:18:20,410
I dare you to.
1653
01:18:20,530 --> 01:18:21,510
This is my home.
1654
01:18:21,670 --> 01:18:22,670
Will you hit me with a stick,
1655
01:18:22,790 --> 01:18:24,230
- just like you guys hit him?
- Hey!
1656
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:26,180
I have a share in this house.
1657
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:27,690
Forgotten?
1658
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:29,120
Bravo, Chaman!
1659
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:31,120
If you wanted your
share of the property,
1660
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,310
you should have spoken to me directly.
1661
01:18:33,590 --> 01:18:34,700
Why are you making
her speak on your behalf?
1662
01:18:34,820 --> 01:18:36,290
No, Brother.
Never.
1663
01:18:36,410 --> 01:18:37,540
What nonsense is this?
1664
01:18:37,660 --> 01:18:38,520
She is right.
1665
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:39,330
Bravo.
1666
01:18:39,450 --> 01:18:42,750
Champa, nothing could
divide the Tripathis,
1667
01:18:42,830 --> 01:18:43,860
and nothing will.
1668
01:18:43,980 --> 01:18:45,040
Anyway, there wasn't much to divide.
1669
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:46,400
But we should divide everything now.
1670
01:18:46,620 --> 01:18:49,130
Else, the children and their children
will end up fighting with each other.
1671
01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:53,030
Your daughter plans to have
children before marriage, does she?
1672
01:18:53,110 --> 01:18:55,870
She's 27. I still have hope.
1673
01:18:55,950 --> 01:18:57,880
Thanks to your son, you don't.
1674
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,910
He has brought home
a son-in-law for you.
1675
01:18:59,990 --> 01:19:00,690
How dare you!
1676
01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:04,230
Get him to have children first, then
you can stake a claim to the property.
1677
01:19:04,310 --> 01:19:05,300
- You can call him a man then!
- Be quiet.
1678
01:19:05,420 --> 01:19:06,860
- Mummy, please.
- Be quiet.
1679
01:19:06,940 --> 01:19:07,860
Aman!
1680
01:19:08,290 --> 01:19:09,490
- Didi!
- Bhabhi!
1681
01:19:09,610 --> 01:19:10,380
Sunaina!
1682
01:19:10,460 --> 01:19:11,490
What happened, Bhabhi?
1683
01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:15,680
Nothing happened.
1684
01:19:16,860 --> 01:19:19,450
See what Guddu has written.
1685
01:19:20,450 --> 01:19:22,430
See this.
1686
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:25,420
I promise to marry Kusum,
1687
01:19:25,610 --> 01:19:27,750
but Kartik should not be harmed.
1688
01:19:28,460 --> 01:19:29,870
Why are you crying then?
1689
01:19:30,030 --> 01:19:30,850
Why did you scream?
1690
01:19:31,050 --> 01:19:34,270
I screamed because I was happy.
1691
01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:35,340
Silly woman.
1692
01:19:38,780 --> 01:19:39,650
This...
1693
01:19:40,770 --> 01:19:42,310
Is it written in his blood?
1694
01:19:42,430 --> 01:19:43,950
No, it's nail polish.
1695
01:19:44,350 --> 01:19:45,330
My son...
1696
01:19:45,750 --> 01:19:46,400
Where did he go?
1697
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:52,180
Champa, wait and watch, Aman will
get married and have children as well.
1698
01:19:52,630 --> 01:19:54,640
We would love that.
1699
01:19:55,450 --> 01:19:57,470
Unfortunately, our daughter...
1700
01:19:57,790 --> 01:19:59,190
Congratulations, Bhabhi.
1701
01:20:00,330 --> 01:20:01,740
Kusum, you too...
1702
01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:05,750
Let's forget what just happened.
1703
01:20:05,830 --> 01:20:08,070
Why drag children into this?
1704
01:20:08,150 --> 01:20:09,710
Things are finally working out well.
1705
01:20:13,050 --> 01:20:14,620
Mummy, play louder.
1706
01:20:14,740 --> 01:20:16,880
It's your daughter's
wedding after all.
1707
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:17,700
Keep quiet.
1708
01:20:17,820 --> 01:20:19,120
Who holds a wedding during a curfew?
1709
01:20:19,330 --> 01:20:20,710
Shankar Tripathi does.
1710
01:20:21,660 --> 01:20:25,230
Had you ever imagined
that your daughter would be...
1711
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,210
...escorted by the police
on her wedding day?
1712
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,170
Have you seen this necklace?
1713
01:20:30,290 --> 01:20:31,130
It's real gold.
1714
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:32,320
There's more jewellery here.
1715
01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:33,530
Show me.
1716
01:20:33,860 --> 01:20:34,900
It's mine.
1717
01:20:38,190 --> 01:20:40,620
Goggle, why don't
you help me play this?
1718
01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:44,640
By the way Aunty,
my name is Rajni, not Goggle.
1719
01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:49,430
You go ahead and
play the drum yourself.
1720
01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:50,790
You call this a horse?
1721
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:52,430
She will grow up, soon.
1722
01:20:52,620 --> 01:20:55,070
In a matter of minutes?
1723
01:20:55,190 --> 01:20:56,220
Like in the movies?
1724
01:20:56,340 --> 01:20:57,270
Don't shout, Uncle.
1725
01:20:57,550 --> 01:20:58,760
It's her first time.
1726
01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:00,060
She's a virgin.
1727
01:21:00,180 --> 01:21:02,350
I'm not shouting,
I'm merely requesting you.
1728
01:21:02,700 --> 01:21:05,120
We can't step out of
the house during the curfew.
1729
01:21:05,350 --> 01:21:06,910
We'll get her to walk around
the courtyard a few times,
1730
01:21:07,030 --> 01:21:08,260
so that it feels like a real wedding.
1731
01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:09,310
And...
1732
01:21:10,690 --> 01:21:12,550
- Keshav.
- Coming, Uncle.
1733
01:21:12,630 --> 01:21:13,290
Here.
1734
01:21:15,830 --> 01:21:16,920
Put this on.
1735
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:18,340
We don't have too many guests.
1736
01:21:18,710 --> 01:21:19,790
Feel free to join in the dance.
1737
01:21:19,950 --> 01:21:20,780
It's my humble request.
1738
01:21:21,950 --> 01:21:25,120
Chaman, what are you waiting for?
Switch the lights on.
1739
01:21:34,330 --> 01:21:35,640
Has Article 377 been abolished?
1740
01:21:37,260 --> 01:21:39,980
Wait. What the hell is all this?
1741
01:21:41,090 --> 01:21:42,280
You're getting married?
1742
01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:44,490
To Kusum.
1743
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:47,500
Who is this Kusum?
1744
01:21:48,930 --> 01:21:50,010
A girl, Kartik.
1745
01:21:51,050 --> 01:21:51,700
Are you okay?
1746
01:21:51,820 --> 01:21:52,810
Are you feeling okay?
1747
01:21:53,630 --> 01:21:55,040
Haven't you learnt your lesson?
1748
01:22:01,270 --> 01:22:03,050
Don't take stress. Take a deep breath.
1749
01:22:03,170 --> 01:22:04,310
I don't want to.
1750
01:22:04,710 --> 01:22:06,740
We'll talk to her... Suman.
1751
01:22:06,860 --> 01:22:08,290
Her name is Kusum, not Suman.
1752
01:22:08,410 --> 01:22:09,650
And this was her idea.
1753
01:22:09,890 --> 01:22:10,690
Her idea?
1754
01:22:11,310 --> 01:22:12,490
She's in love with someone else.
1755
01:22:13,060 --> 01:22:14,130
Her parents didn't agree to the match.
1756
01:22:14,310 --> 01:22:15,850
Ours would be a fake marriage.
1757
01:22:17,420 --> 01:22:19,300
Why the hell do you want
to play house with her then?
1758
01:22:20,810 --> 01:22:22,330
Six months down the line,
you'll be asked to have a kid.
1759
01:22:22,490 --> 01:22:23,590
One down,
you'll be asked to have another one.
1760
01:22:23,710 --> 01:22:24,540
Can you do it?
1761
01:22:24,790 --> 01:22:26,290
Will you be able to do it
with your 'legally married wife'?
1762
01:22:26,410 --> 01:22:27,700
What else can I do?
I'll have to do it.
1763
01:22:27,820 --> 01:22:29,940
I'll have to figure out a
way to deal with this crazy bunch.
1764
01:22:30,060 --> 01:22:30,890
OMG!
1765
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:31,750
Way to go.
1766
01:22:31,830 --> 01:22:33,080
What a brilliant idea, you dumbass!
1767
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:36,870
First, Sunita and you
will fool your parents.
1768
01:22:37,170 --> 01:22:37,790
Her name is Kusum.
1769
01:22:37,910 --> 01:22:39,570
Simran and her boyfriend
will then fool her parents.
1770
01:22:39,650 --> 01:22:40,410
Her name is Kusum!
1771
01:22:40,530 --> 01:22:42,240
Then your parents will
try and fool the society.
1772
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:43,460
Then we will fool them.
1773
01:22:43,580 --> 01:22:46,400
At the age of 40, you will realise
that you are the one who has been fooled.
1774
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,600
Go. Get married to Sangeeta.
1775
01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:49,820
I told you, her name is Kusum!
1776
01:22:49,940 --> 01:22:50,840
Aman!
1777
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:52,000
The horse is ready.
1778
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,000
So is the bride.
1779
01:22:53,170 --> 01:22:54,600
Her name is Kusum!
1780
01:22:56,650 --> 01:22:57,530
Please leave.
1781
01:23:02,110 --> 01:23:04,460
No chance in hell, Aman Tripathi.
1782
01:23:05,710 --> 01:23:08,430
This isn't a game, bro.
Stop playing with my heart.
1783
01:23:08,790 --> 01:23:10,360
What do you think, you're in a film,
1784
01:23:10,440 --> 01:23:11,740
and the frame will freeze
at the end of your nuptials?
1785
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,220
The end. Happy ending.
1786
01:23:13,550 --> 01:23:14,460
No way!
1787
01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:17,030
You will get roasted
right from your wedding night.
1788
01:23:17,250 --> 01:23:18,790
Will you be able to perform,
life long?
1789
01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:20,870
Can you play the role
of a dutiful husband?
1790
01:23:21,390 --> 01:23:23,950
When she goes gallivanting
with her boyfriend...
1791
01:23:24,170 --> 01:23:25,810
will you be able
stay calm when she asks,
1792
01:23:25,930 --> 01:23:27,050
'how am I looking baby?'
1793
01:23:28,110 --> 01:23:29,180
Can you handle that?
1794
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:32,020
Kartik, I tried my best
to make them understand.
1795
01:23:32,280 --> 01:23:33,200
You know I did.
1796
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:35,580
You think you did!
1797
01:23:36,630 --> 01:23:38,290
Don't get fooled.
1798
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:40,350
They are your parents.
1799
01:23:40,470 --> 01:23:42,050
I'm sure they knew all
along that you're different.
1800
01:23:42,710 --> 01:23:45,820
And your father,
the villain of the piece...
1801
01:23:45,940 --> 01:23:48,520
he who had celebrated your birth.
1802
01:23:49,170 --> 01:23:51,810
He knows that his son likes men.
1803
01:23:52,650 --> 01:23:53,360
They are your parents.
1804
01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:54,990
They know everything about you...
Right from the beginning.
1805
01:23:55,300 --> 01:23:57,690
Your likes,
dislikes, every f*&king thing.
1806
01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:00,490
They are unable to accept this,
thinking of
1807
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:02,350
what people would say.
What would society say?
1808
01:24:02,430 --> 01:24:04,580
And Shankar Tripathi has
seen this fear in you as well.
1809
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:07,790
You are scared of coming out.
1810
01:24:10,330 --> 01:24:11,980
What do I do? Tell me.
1811
01:24:12,300 --> 01:24:13,120
What should I do?
1812
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:14,630
Don't get carried away.
1813
01:24:16,490 --> 01:24:20,660
He has been fighting this ever
since he saw us, inside the train.
1814
01:24:22,130 --> 01:24:23,800
He is ready for a fight.
1815
01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:26,820
Unfortunately,
there is no one to take him on.
1816
01:24:28,650 --> 01:24:31,810
I have been at the receiving end
of this kind of frustration. Twice.
1817
01:24:38,830 --> 01:24:39,840
Are you leaving?
1818
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:48,360
Not so soon.
1819
01:24:49,830 --> 01:24:51,850
I'll see you getting married,
before I leave.
1820
01:24:53,820 --> 01:24:55,130
Remember one thing,
1821
01:24:56,030 --> 01:24:59,690
it's not often that you
get a chance to be a hero.
1822
01:25:01,030 --> 01:25:04,340
Now you decide, who you want to be -
1823
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:07,450
the hero or a bystander,
in this story.
1824
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:23,380
Put some more lights up here.
1825
01:25:23,980 --> 01:25:24,860
Sunaina?
1826
01:25:26,610 --> 01:25:27,860
You're here.
Aren't you ready?
1827
01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:30,820
- Listen.
- Yes?
1828
01:25:31,340 --> 01:25:35,180
There was something else
written on that piece of paper.
1829
01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:36,900
What was written on it?
1830
01:25:37,020 --> 01:25:38,060
One minute, I'll show it to you.
1831
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:40,190
On the back it is written -
1832
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:45,330
The legality of Article 377...
1833
01:25:45,410 --> 01:25:46,830
Let me close the door.
1834
01:25:51,900 --> 01:25:58,090
The Supreme Court will decide
the legality of Article 377, tomorrow.
1835
01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:00,530
It means, tomorrow it will be decided
1836
01:26:00,610 --> 01:26:03,490
whether what Aman and Kartik
are doing, is legal or not.
1837
01:26:04,260 --> 01:26:05,100
What do you want me to do?
1838
01:26:05,220 --> 01:26:07,890
Pack a bag and leave from here.
1839
01:26:08,490 --> 01:26:10,370
I'll ask Chaman to
drop you to the station.
1840
01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:15,200
This matter being debated in
the Supreme Court affects us as well.
1841
01:26:16,030 --> 01:26:20,220
Tomorrow, if the Court decides
that homosexuality is not a crime...
1842
01:26:20,930 --> 01:26:21,640
Then what?
1843
01:26:21,940 --> 01:26:22,610
Then what?
1844
01:26:23,490 --> 01:26:27,260
You'll be thrown in jail
for torturing Aman and Kartik.
1845
01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:28,920
You can go ahead and ask them
these questions when you're in jail.
1846
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:30,190
Even if our son doesn't, that boy...
1847
01:26:30,310 --> 01:26:31,600
Kartik will definitely
file a case against you.
1848
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:32,900
Why did you beat him so mercilessly?
1849
01:26:33,580 --> 01:26:35,000
I won't be the only one going to jail.
1850
01:26:35,310 --> 01:26:36,570
All of you are involved in this.
1851
01:26:36,860 --> 01:26:38,740
The entire family will go to jail.
1852
01:26:39,030 --> 01:26:39,830
I won't.
1853
01:26:40,140 --> 01:26:41,190
I am the mother.
1854
01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:44,800
I'll say I was busy in the kitchen
when you guys were doing all this.
1855
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:49,030
And you'll send me to jail?
1856
01:26:49,270 --> 01:26:53,410
So now, the Supreme Court will
decide for us, what's right and wrong?
1857
01:26:53,670 --> 01:26:55,070
Yes, that's what they do.
1858
01:26:55,290 --> 01:26:56,590
Do you have any higher
authority than them?
1859
01:26:57,660 --> 01:26:59,710
And we don't understand anything?
1860
01:26:59,830 --> 01:27:01,350
No, you don't.
1861
01:27:01,820 --> 01:27:03,980
I'll say that I've
learnt the truth just now.
1862
01:27:04,170 --> 01:27:06,850
I had to give up my studies
after I got married to this man.
1863
01:27:06,930 --> 01:27:09,050
I am an uneducated woman after all.
1864
01:27:09,350 --> 01:27:10,310
So much to do at home.
1865
01:27:10,430 --> 01:27:13,110
Sunaina, don't pretend
to be a helpless woman.
1866
01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:14,680
I wasn't alone in all this.
1867
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:16,010
Who beat up that boy?
1868
01:27:16,220 --> 01:27:17,290
Why didn't you stop me?
1869
01:27:17,470 --> 01:27:19,000
Who got the stick?
1870
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:20,240
You...
1871
01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:23,930
It has been 25 years, Mr. Tripathi.
1872
01:27:24,090 --> 01:27:26,470
It's high time you got your aim right.
1873
01:27:26,590 --> 01:27:30,100
Sunaina,
why get into this argument today?
1874
01:27:30,610 --> 01:27:33,770
Throwing me to the wolves so
that you can become the ideal mother?
1875
01:27:34,180 --> 01:27:35,250
Of course, I am the ideal mother.
1876
01:27:35,370 --> 01:27:36,860
Mothers are run by emotions.
1877
01:27:37,070 --> 01:27:38,880
And fathers run on batteries, right?
1878
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:40,080
Can't say about the others...
1879
01:27:40,630 --> 01:27:41,970
All I can say is,
for the past 25 years,
1880
01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:43,840
you've been living
with me half-heartedly.
1881
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:46,470
You'd given away half of your
heart to Rani, before we got married.
1882
01:27:46,550 --> 01:27:47,390
Brother!
1883
01:27:48,070 --> 01:27:49,150
Did you have sex with her?
1884
01:27:51,250 --> 01:27:53,740
First you tell me.
What all have you done with Kumar?
1885
01:27:53,940 --> 01:27:55,030
What hurt you more?
1886
01:27:55,150 --> 01:27:57,340
Giving up your studies
or giving up Kumar?
1887
01:27:57,980 --> 01:27:59,420
You must really miss her!
1888
01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:01,260
You're always sitting in the bathroom!
1889
01:28:01,340 --> 01:28:02,320
Brother!
1890
01:28:02,500 --> 01:28:04,130
Aman is ready.
1891
01:28:04,370 --> 01:28:05,290
We are coming!
1892
01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:07,330
Your brother is upset, again!
1893
01:28:08,350 --> 01:28:10,460
You could also get upset sometimes.
1894
01:28:12,710 --> 01:28:13,480
Disgusting.
1895
01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:15,010
Same to you, Sunaina.
1896
01:28:15,090 --> 01:28:15,990
Same to you.
1897
01:28:16,380 --> 01:28:17,900
I have seen your Facebook account.
1898
01:28:18,020 --> 01:28:21,060
There are multiple searches for Kumar.
1899
01:28:21,140 --> 01:28:21,780
Why?
1900
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,600
Why don't you answer?
1901
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:28,010
Cat got your tongue?
1902
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:29,300
Tell me!
1903
01:28:29,420 --> 01:28:30,670
I only searched for him online,
1904
01:28:30,790 --> 01:28:34,150
but you... have an entire
album full of Rani's photos.
1905
01:29:16,530 --> 01:29:18,570
We are ruining his life.
1906
01:29:20,460 --> 01:29:27,990
We are forcing him to live a life
that he doesn't want to. Just like us.
1907
01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:30,280
We are bad people.
1908
01:29:30,540 --> 01:29:31,740
No, we are not.
1909
01:29:32,290 --> 01:29:33,320
Would good people
do something like this?
1910
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:34,250
We aren't good either.
1911
01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:36,760
We are just people.
1912
01:29:37,690 --> 01:29:39,670
I am not feeling bad about it.
What can I do?
1913
01:29:40,770 --> 01:29:42,950
Sunaina, let him get married.
1914
01:29:43,030 --> 01:29:44,440
Everything will be fine.
1915
01:29:44,770 --> 01:29:45,820
I swear.
1916
01:29:46,190 --> 01:29:47,800
He has made a promise.
1917
01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:49,110
Where's that sheet of paper?
1918
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:53,110
We'll show that paper to
the police and nothing will happen.
1919
01:29:54,010 --> 01:29:55,200
He is our son.
1920
01:29:55,720 --> 01:29:56,530
Okay?
1921
01:29:57,020 --> 01:29:59,730
Our guests have arrived.
1922
01:30:00,620 --> 01:30:02,600
Let's not mess things up now.
1923
01:30:03,540 --> 01:30:04,330
Okay?
1924
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:08,880
Why are you wasting time?
1925
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:10,540
Get lost.
1926
01:30:36,610 --> 01:30:38,720
This is your science.
1927
01:30:40,860 --> 01:30:43,410
And these worms your nature
1928
01:30:45,430 --> 01:30:50,620
Let me see if there is any science
that can change your son's nature.
1929
01:30:56,030 --> 01:30:57,350
Congratulations on the wedding.
1930
01:31:46,870 --> 01:31:51,380
In the previous episode
you saw how Kusum
1931
01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:56,250
agreed to marry Shankar Tripathi's
gay son and fooled the entire family.
1932
01:31:56,830 --> 01:32:01,800
The desperate and unsuspecting mother
handed over all her jewellery to Kusum.
1933
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:05,540
And Kusum ran away with all
the jewellery, before the wedding.
1934
01:32:05,860 --> 01:32:11,150
To guard their son's secret no one
will lodge a complaint against Kusum.
1935
01:32:11,330 --> 01:32:13,170
Kusum is a free bird now.
1936
01:32:13,430 --> 01:32:16,340
She has fought for her
love and earned her freedom.
1937
01:32:16,690 --> 01:32:18,980
Will the Tripathi family
be able to overcome this?
1938
01:32:19,530 --> 01:32:21,890
Will Aman be able
to fight his own battle?
1939
01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:23,850
Who cares!
1940
01:32:24,260 --> 01:32:26,000
Rakesh's lover, Kusum.
1941
01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:26,620
What!
1942
01:32:29,900 --> 01:32:31,120
She ran away.
1943
01:32:32,650 --> 01:32:33,880
What the hell!
1944
01:32:34,140 --> 01:32:36,390
Should I get the bride, Panditji?
1945
01:32:40,510 --> 01:32:41,770
She has all my jewellery.
1946
01:32:41,850 --> 01:32:42,970
Should I get her?
1947
01:32:43,890 --> 01:32:45,520
Goggle, go and get her.
1948
01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:46,390
Why?
1949
01:32:46,550 --> 01:32:47,400
Go.
1950
01:32:48,380 --> 01:32:50,190
Children these days...
1951
01:32:57,460 --> 01:33:00,080
Are you ready? Bhabhi!
1952
01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:02,960
Kusum?
1953
01:33:03,130 --> 01:33:04,050
The Panditji wants you there.
1954
01:33:04,130 --> 01:33:05,750
I don't really care
about this wedding.
1955
01:33:06,530 --> 01:33:08,390
My brother's life
is getting ruined anyway.
1956
01:33:13,340 --> 01:33:14,490
Hello!
1957
01:33:14,740 --> 01:33:16,360
Do you want to get married or not?
1958
01:33:29,860 --> 01:33:31,360
Why are you wearing this shawl?
1959
01:33:32,390 --> 01:33:33,690
I'm shivering.
1960
01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:35,640
It's too cold, ya.
1961
01:33:35,720 --> 01:33:37,880
Goggle! Hurry up.
1962
01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:39,410
I'll be right there.
1963
01:33:39,590 --> 01:33:41,980
Be patient. It takes time
for a bride to get ready and come.
1964
01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:44,090
Haven't yet found someone for me,
in 27 years...
1965
01:33:44,170 --> 01:33:45,990
you're in a big hurry
to get your son married!
1966
01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:51,170
Do you want me to carry you down?
1967
01:33:51,350 --> 01:33:52,460
Let's go!
1968
01:33:54,360 --> 01:33:57,970
Woman, what are you waiting for?
'Here comes the bride'?
1969
01:33:58,340 --> 01:34:01,250
There's a curfew in the city.
Hurry up.
1970
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:05,670
How have you worn the saree?
1971
01:34:06,740 --> 01:34:09,340
It's me Kartik, Goggle.
1972
01:34:09,890 --> 01:34:11,010
I hope they don't recognise me.
1973
01:34:11,130 --> 01:34:12,200
Where's Kusum?
1974
01:34:14,450 --> 01:34:15,430
She has run away.
1975
01:34:16,050 --> 01:34:16,890
Run away?
1976
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:20,200
Just in case something goes wrong,
please save my ass.
1977
01:34:20,320 --> 01:34:21,820
If something goes wrong.
1978
01:34:22,290 --> 01:34:22,910
If?
1979
01:34:23,140 --> 01:34:25,140
If you manage to stay alive
till the ceremony gets over,
1980
01:34:25,260 --> 01:34:26,780
I'll give you 100 bucks.
1981
01:34:27,090 --> 01:34:28,740
Remember, I'd saved your life earlier.
1982
01:34:28,860 --> 01:34:31,220
Yes, but that was
from the Indian railways.
1983
01:34:31,340 --> 01:34:32,890
We're dealing with
the Tripathi clan here.
1984
01:34:33,010 --> 01:34:34,720
No one can save you now.
1985
01:34:40,300 --> 01:34:41,330
Please call the bride.
1986
01:34:41,540 --> 01:34:42,030
Where were you?
1987
01:34:42,110 --> 01:34:43,690
What do you mean?
I was getting her ready.
1988
01:34:44,300 --> 01:34:45,370
It takes time.
1989
01:34:45,450 --> 01:34:47,150
Where are you going?
1990
01:34:51,690 --> 01:34:53,020
Why are you sulking?
1991
01:34:53,100 --> 01:34:54,260
At least someone is happy here.
1992
01:34:54,380 --> 01:34:55,980
Our daughter will also be happy,
one day.
1993
01:34:56,060 --> 01:34:58,850
Has she always been this tall?
1994
01:34:59,150 --> 01:35:01,060
She's wearing heels. Be quiet.
1995
01:35:01,470 --> 01:35:02,800
Are you okay, my dear?
1996
01:35:03,190 --> 01:35:04,550
Do you want something?
1997
01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:08,310
Are you feeling cold?
1998
01:35:10,510 --> 01:35:12,040
Her hands are so hairy.
1999
01:35:12,230 --> 01:35:13,780
Didn't she get her arms waxed?
2000
01:35:13,990 --> 01:35:15,530
She's a modern girl.
2001
01:35:15,700 --> 01:35:18,540
She wants Aman to accept
her the way she is.
2002
01:35:18,820 --> 01:35:20,230
But she did go to the salon,
didn't she?
2003
01:35:20,500 --> 01:35:22,020
She took money from me.
2004
01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:23,950
Relax, Aunty.
2005
01:35:24,070 --> 01:35:26,220
Aren't you going a little slow,Panditji?
2006
01:35:26,340 --> 01:35:27,190
Yes.
2007
01:35:27,310 --> 01:35:28,890
Get ready for the vows.
2008
01:35:29,090 --> 01:35:30,560
Come on, stand up.
2009
01:35:37,990 --> 01:35:38,620
One minute.
2010
01:35:38,870 --> 01:35:39,870
Mummy!
2011
01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:47,670
Are you drunk?
2012
01:35:47,750 --> 01:35:48,930
One minute.
2013
01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:54,850
Why are you following her?
2014
01:35:54,970 --> 01:35:56,080
She's not going anywhere.
2015
01:35:57,990 --> 01:35:58,950
Where are you going?
2016
01:35:59,030 --> 01:36:00,660
Just a minute.
2017
01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:02,480
Pause.
2018
01:36:02,950 --> 01:36:04,110
Pause.
2019
01:36:05,110 --> 01:36:06,980
I want to lift the veil.
2020
01:36:07,150 --> 01:36:07,890
Whose?
2021
01:36:08,110 --> 01:36:09,350
The bride's.
2022
01:36:09,890 --> 01:36:11,030
What are you saying?
2023
01:36:11,290 --> 01:36:13,310
The bride does not show her
face before the wedding is over.
2024
01:36:13,430 --> 01:36:14,720
And certainly not
to her father-in-law.
2025
01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:16,070
But I want to.
2026
01:36:16,240 --> 01:36:17,340
Are you mad?
2027
01:36:17,740 --> 01:36:19,740
Why are you insisting?
2028
01:36:19,860 --> 01:36:21,230
Why do you want to see her face?
2029
01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:22,480
Because I want to.
2030
01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:23,250
That's it.
2031
01:36:23,370 --> 01:36:25,730
If you must, here, lift my veil.
2032
01:36:25,890 --> 01:36:26,820
Why do you want to lift her veil?
2033
01:36:26,940 --> 01:36:27,570
Lift mine!
2034
01:36:27,690 --> 01:36:29,510
No, I want to lift hers.
2035
01:36:29,630 --> 01:36:31,980
This is too much, Mr. Tripathi.
2036
01:36:32,330 --> 01:36:34,870
- Can't you see how scared she is?
- I'm scared.
2037
01:36:34,950 --> 01:36:36,720
What a dirty mind!
2038
01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:38,790
Absolutely correct.
2039
01:36:39,150 --> 01:36:40,490
I have a dirty mind.
2040
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:42,300
But, at least I have a mind.
2041
01:36:42,950 --> 01:36:45,500
Which none of you seem to have.
2042
01:36:45,890 --> 01:36:46,750
One minute.
2043
01:36:47,250 --> 01:36:48,110
Calm down.
2044
01:36:48,450 --> 01:36:49,310
Be patient.
2045
01:36:49,520 --> 01:36:51,100
Give me a moment.
2046
01:36:53,640 --> 01:36:55,330
What are you doing?
2047
01:36:55,410 --> 01:36:56,550
Chaman, stop her.
2048
01:36:56,670 --> 01:36:57,310
No I won't, Brother.
2049
01:36:57,390 --> 01:36:58,350
Do it yourself.
2050
01:36:58,470 --> 01:37:00,230
You can have half the property.
Just stop her.
2051
01:37:00,350 --> 01:37:01,160
Go!
2052
01:37:01,690 --> 01:37:03,040
Why is Papa doing this, Mummy?
2053
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:05,110
Forget him,
why does Kusum keep running away?
2054
01:37:05,190 --> 01:37:06,360
It's not Kusum. It's Kartik.
2055
01:37:08,110 --> 01:37:09,540
Catch him.
2056
01:37:13,070 --> 01:37:14,130
What's wrong with you, Kartik?
2057
01:37:14,500 --> 01:37:15,770
Why are you after him?
2058
01:37:15,890 --> 01:37:17,380
Kusum is the one who ran away.
Look at this.
2059
01:37:17,830 --> 01:37:19,890
She has run away with
all your jewellery, Aunty.
2060
01:37:20,100 --> 01:37:21,320
All my jewellery?
2061
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:24,300
Fake jewellery is the best,
I told you so.
2062
01:37:26,190 --> 01:37:27,910
Our daughter-in-law has run away and
you're more worried about your jewellery?
2063
01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:29,250
It's my wedding jewellery.
2064
01:37:29,540 --> 01:37:31,630
The jewellery maybe gone,
but you are safe.
2065
01:37:32,200 --> 01:37:32,850
Stay away!
2066
01:37:32,930 --> 01:37:34,110
Catch him.
2067
01:37:34,190 --> 01:37:34,950
What the hell are you doing, Kartik?
2068
01:37:35,070 --> 01:37:36,110
Catch him.
2069
01:37:37,090 --> 01:37:38,690
Chaman, catch him!
2070
01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:41,390
Why are you going there?
2071
01:37:41,740 --> 01:37:43,010
Where are my shoes, Keshav?
2072
01:37:43,090 --> 01:37:44,390
Kartik! Uncle, what...!
2073
01:37:44,510 --> 01:37:45,450
I got him, Brother!
2074
01:37:45,610 --> 01:37:47,010
Caught behind!
2075
01:37:47,830 --> 01:37:48,750
Take if off.
2076
01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:50,010
Take off the sari.
2077
01:37:51,160 --> 01:37:51,890
Why?
2078
01:37:53,510 --> 01:37:54,690
Won't you take it off for me?
2079
01:37:56,540 --> 01:37:58,570
- Stop, Papa. This is enough.
- Why are you doing this?
2080
01:37:59,770 --> 01:38:00,680
Why are you doing this?
2081
01:38:01,220 --> 01:38:03,530
The people you are trying to impress,
they're laughing at you.
2082
01:38:04,790 --> 01:38:06,200
They aren't laughing at Kartik or me.
2083
01:38:06,590 --> 01:38:10,220
They are laughing at your antics.
2084
01:38:11,750 --> 01:38:13,230
I don't feel sorry for you.
2085
01:38:13,690 --> 01:38:14,770
Do you know why?
2086
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:18,180
Because I had never
expected you to understand.
2087
01:38:20,930 --> 01:38:22,870
I have been quiet all my life.
2088
01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:26,230
Because I couldn't see you like this.
2089
01:38:26,540 --> 01:38:27,820
What are you saying, Aman?
2090
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:30,500
He's your father.
2091
01:38:31,080 --> 01:38:32,200
Not everyone is lucky to have one.
2092
01:38:32,570 --> 01:38:33,530
Ask me about it.
2093
01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:36,690
I had told you, they won't understand.
2094
01:38:36,870 --> 01:38:38,520
Of course, they won't.
2095
01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:40,260
They have no idea.
2096
01:38:41,430 --> 01:38:45,010
They are familiar with Romeo
Juliet and other love stories.
2097
01:38:45,380 --> 01:38:49,260
But our kind of love... is
something unfamiliar to them.
2098
01:38:49,930 --> 01:38:51,200
They won't understand.
2099
01:38:51,780 --> 01:38:54,890
And what they don't understand,
they try to stifle.
2100
01:38:55,400 --> 01:38:56,820
Don't worry.
2101
01:38:57,980 --> 01:39:01,020
It's our battle and
we will fight it ourselves.
2102
01:39:02,890 --> 01:39:03,920
Let's go, Aman.
2103
01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:05,670
Just a minute.
2104
01:39:06,750 --> 01:39:08,060
Tell me something.
2105
01:39:08,480 --> 01:39:12,430
Does the fact that I love this man,
change our relationship in any way?
2106
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:17,250
Why the hell do sons have
to save the day every time?
2107
01:39:17,610 --> 01:39:19,230
Fathers can save the day as well!
2108
01:39:20,530 --> 01:39:22,470
And Mummy,
you may have lost your jewellery now.
2109
01:39:22,710 --> 01:39:24,220
But you'd lost your
son much before this.
2110
01:39:24,600 --> 01:39:26,580
Now that you've lost it all,
why stop at this.
2111
01:39:27,290 --> 01:39:28,540
Let's go all the way.
2112
01:39:28,960 --> 01:39:29,890
Let's go, Kartik.
2113
01:39:31,500 --> 01:39:32,660
Panditji, let's start the nuptials.
2114
01:39:32,890 --> 01:39:34,580
But you haven't proposed to me yet.
2115
01:39:36,040 --> 01:39:37,100
Mummy, get ready for this.
2116
01:39:37,220 --> 01:39:41,620
This kind of a wedding will
be more common in the coming years.
2117
01:39:42,050 --> 01:39:43,350
Panditji, let's start.
2118
01:39:45,300 --> 01:39:47,470
It's time to set an example.
2119
01:39:47,830 --> 01:39:48,680
No.
2120
01:39:49,380 --> 01:39:50,910
I cannot be a part of this.
2121
01:39:51,480 --> 01:39:53,630
Fine, Panditji,
why don't you sing a song instead?
2122
01:39:53,750 --> 01:39:54,630
It's just a formality.
2123
01:39:54,850 --> 01:39:56,150
The entire family is already here.
2124
01:39:56,350 --> 01:39:59,120
They will get busy with
their lives from tomorrow.
2125
01:39:59,920 --> 01:40:02,320
And who knows what the Court
is going to decide tomorrow.
2126
01:40:03,860 --> 01:40:04,600
See, Panditji...
2127
01:40:04,680 --> 01:40:07,960
according to the scriptures, marriage
is a union of two souls, right?
2128
01:40:08,340 --> 01:40:09,880
Do souls have a gender?
2129
01:40:10,530 --> 01:40:11,540
No.
2130
01:40:11,910 --> 01:40:13,700
Then start singing, bro!
2131
01:40:14,170 --> 01:40:21,100
This friendship is something
we will never give up.
2132
01:40:21,620 --> 01:40:25,730
I am willing to give up my life,
2133
01:40:25,920 --> 01:40:29,740
but I am never willing to give you up.
2134
01:40:30,490 --> 01:40:33,170
This friendship...
2135
01:40:33,290 --> 01:40:34,880
No one will move.
2136
01:40:36,670 --> 01:40:38,580
We have come to arrest these two.
2137
01:40:39,320 --> 01:40:41,760
According to Article 377,
being gay is a crime.
2138
01:40:42,070 --> 01:40:43,810
A crime that is being
committed openly here.
2139
01:40:43,890 --> 01:40:45,490
What are you saying?
2140
01:40:47,710 --> 01:40:49,800
How can you just arrest these boys?
2141
01:40:50,190 --> 01:40:51,920
We will have to arrest them.
2142
01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:53,550
Please don't interfere.
2143
01:40:53,670 --> 01:40:54,750
Arrest these lover boys.
2144
01:40:54,970 --> 01:40:56,370
One minute.
2145
01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:58,230
Do something.
2146
01:40:58,350 --> 01:40:59,900
Stop them!
2147
01:41:01,330 --> 01:41:02,450
Let's go.
2148
01:41:05,810 --> 01:41:08,600
Alright, Inspector,
you can take them away.
2149
01:41:10,470 --> 01:41:11,980
He's the father.
2150
01:41:12,780 --> 01:41:14,910
There isn't much he is capable of,
except sulk.
2151
01:41:16,830 --> 01:41:21,290
And he's the son, he expects
us to change our beliefs overnight.
2152
01:41:22,970 --> 01:41:23,870
Take them away.
2153
01:41:23,990 --> 01:41:25,140
Let's end this matter.
2154
01:41:26,380 --> 01:41:28,190
The family was falling apart anyway.
2155
01:41:29,180 --> 01:41:33,080
Shankar Tripathi isn't capable
of putting up a fight anymore.
2156
01:41:37,570 --> 01:41:38,770
Come on, let's go.
2157
01:41:38,850 --> 01:41:39,290
Wait.
2158
01:41:39,370 --> 01:41:41,350
Just a minute, Inspector.
2159
01:41:45,080 --> 01:41:46,260
Just a minute, Inspector.
2160
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:49,090
This is our house.
2161
01:41:49,380 --> 01:41:50,480
Our family.
2162
01:41:51,000 --> 01:41:53,700
And this is our
personal family matter.
2163
01:41:53,780 --> 01:41:54,960
We will deal with it.
2164
01:41:55,600 --> 01:41:59,080
According to law,
being gay is a crime, Uncle.
2165
01:41:59,160 --> 01:42:00,410
Excuse me.
2166
01:42:02,740 --> 01:42:03,880
Move aside, Champa.
2167
01:42:03,960 --> 01:42:05,650
- Go from that side!
- Okay.
2168
01:42:07,050 --> 01:42:09,470
Don't try to teach me the law,
Inspector.
2169
01:42:09,830 --> 01:42:11,250
My name is Chaman Tripathi.
2170
01:42:11,980 --> 01:42:13,290
I am their family lawyer.
2171
01:42:16,400 --> 01:42:17,350
And a part of their family as well.
2172
01:42:19,880 --> 01:42:22,880
So... according to law,
being gay is a crime.
2173
01:42:22,960 --> 01:42:24,550
- Okay?
- Okay.
2174
01:42:24,630 --> 01:42:29,450
But how can you assume
that these two are gay?
2175
01:42:29,690 --> 01:42:30,730
I see.
2176
01:42:31,540 --> 01:42:32,690
Get her.
2177
01:42:33,280 --> 01:42:35,030
This girl has told us everything.
2178
01:42:36,530 --> 01:42:38,480
We caught her at the bus
stop with all the jewellery.
2179
01:42:38,560 --> 01:42:40,070
The jewellery that she has stolen.
2180
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:45,400
Who is she to decide
whether they are gay or not?
2181
01:42:45,480 --> 01:42:49,670
Tell me, have you caught
them doing anything
2182
01:42:49,750 --> 01:42:51,880
that made you believe
that they are gay?
2183
01:42:52,310 --> 01:42:53,710
Go on. Tell me.
2184
01:42:53,790 --> 01:42:54,820
I am their lawyer.
2185
01:42:55,540 --> 01:42:56,870
No, you haven't.
2186
01:42:57,090 --> 01:42:59,810
Then how will you prove this in court?
2187
01:42:59,890 --> 01:43:00,980
How?
2188
01:43:03,940 --> 01:43:05,760
Let me present my next argument.
2189
01:43:06,170 --> 01:43:07,160
Champa!
2190
01:43:08,000 --> 01:43:09,700
Give me your blessings, Brother.
2191
01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:14,320
If two consenting adult men hold hands
2192
01:43:14,400 --> 01:43:18,040
or do anything in the confines
of their bedroom... Bhabhi...
2193
01:43:18,300 --> 01:43:22,800
Then you, me or anyone for that
matter, should not have any objection.
2194
01:43:23,010 --> 01:43:24,410
Well done.
2195
01:43:29,100 --> 01:43:30,370
Well done, Mr. Lawyer.
2196
01:43:30,610 --> 01:43:31,510
Right?
2197
01:43:35,070 --> 01:43:41,200
Inspector, whatever they are doing,
it's their choice.
2198
01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:46,360
When we don't have the right to question
their choice, who are you to interfere?
2199
01:43:46,440 --> 01:43:50,090
- Like I said, the law...
- Which can change tomorrow.
2200
01:43:50,700 --> 01:43:53,970
You may come tomorrow, after the
Supreme Court has passed its judgement.
2201
01:43:54,050 --> 01:43:56,030
Until then... Keshav!
They are free to go.
2202
01:43:56,110 --> 01:43:56,630
- Okay, Uncle.
- Please.
2203
01:43:56,770 --> 01:43:57,380
Let's go.
2204
01:43:57,570 --> 01:44:00,390
If you don't mind, Mr. Tripathi,
we will stay right here.
2205
01:44:00,700 --> 01:44:03,670
Until the ruling is passed,
we have to follow the law.
2206
01:44:03,980 --> 01:44:05,420
The accused may run away.
2207
01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:07,060
What's wrong is wrong.
2208
01:44:07,230 --> 01:44:09,920
Yes, what's wrong is wrong.
2209
01:44:10,250 --> 01:44:13,380
Of course. Let me invite you to stay.
2210
01:44:13,650 --> 01:44:17,000
We have a lot of food
and not too many guests.
2211
01:44:17,740 --> 01:44:19,920
We have some tasty
black cauliflower snacks.
2212
01:44:20,040 --> 01:44:20,970
They are very nutritious.
You must try some.
2213
01:44:21,090 --> 01:44:23,110
We are on duty. It's not allowed.
2214
01:44:23,330 --> 01:44:25,590
It's black cauliflower I'm offering,
not black money.
2215
01:44:25,710 --> 01:44:26,470
Come with me.
2216
01:44:41,070 --> 01:44:44,560
They say, love shouldn't cross limits
2217
01:44:44,640 --> 01:44:48,080
They, who have never been in love
2218
01:44:48,290 --> 01:44:51,620
This heart is a simpleton
2219
01:44:51,960 --> 01:44:54,840
Unable to fathom the ways of the world
2220
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:58,650
They may think they know us
2221
01:44:59,250 --> 01:45:03,330
But they don't
2222
01:45:05,930 --> 01:45:10,040
We may get finished
But our passion will remain
2223
01:45:10,160 --> 01:45:13,680
The embers of our love will
Burn on
2224
01:45:14,030 --> 01:45:17,330
Our misty eyes Will forever
2225
01:45:17,450 --> 01:45:20,940
Hope for happiness
2226
01:45:21,260 --> 01:45:24,480
We may get finished
But our passion will remain
2227
01:45:24,670 --> 01:45:28,310
The embers of our love will
Burn on
2228
01:45:28,430 --> 01:45:31,630
Our misty eyes
Will forever
2229
01:45:31,750 --> 01:45:36,200
Hope for happiness
2230
01:45:42,790 --> 01:45:45,380
Love will not be stifled
2231
01:45:46,420 --> 01:45:49,210
And driven away by fear
2232
01:45:50,190 --> 01:45:53,080
The embers of hope will remain
2233
01:45:53,740 --> 01:45:56,880
And will grow from the pain
2234
01:45:57,390 --> 01:46:00,870
We will grow stronger
2235
01:46:00,990 --> 01:46:04,400
With every blow
2236
01:46:08,490 --> 01:46:09,130
'Breaking News!'
2237
01:46:09,210 --> 01:46:12,810
'The Supreme Court has passed
a landmark judgement on homosexuality.'
2238
01:46:12,890 --> 01:46:15,030
'In their judgement,
Supreme Court has stated that'
2239
01:46:15,110 --> 01:46:21,020
'same-gender, private relationships
between two consenting adults,'
2240
01:46:21,100 --> 01:46:24,430
'will not be considered a crime.'
2241
01:46:24,510 --> 01:46:28,600
We may get finished
But our passion will remain
2242
01:46:28,790 --> 01:46:32,210
The embers of our love will
Burn on
2243
01:46:32,330 --> 01:46:35,840
Our misty eyes
Will forever
2244
01:46:36,070 --> 01:46:40,070
Hope for happiness
2245
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:51,820
No matter how harsh the axe
2246
01:46:51,940 --> 01:46:55,460
The root will find a way to live
2247
01:46:55,580 --> 01:46:59,030
One love, one war
Both are at fault
2248
01:46:59,150 --> 01:47:02,600
Will have to find a way together
2249
01:47:02,890 --> 01:47:06,210
It's hard enough to control my heart
2250
01:47:06,580 --> 01:47:10,080
I don't care about what people say
2251
01:47:20,220 --> 01:47:23,030
Let me drop you off at the station.
2252
01:47:28,480 --> 01:47:29,870
Come Kartik, Papa will drop us.
2253
01:47:30,050 --> 01:47:30,940
I won't sit on the bike.
2254
01:47:31,020 --> 01:47:32,160
But why?
2255
01:47:33,660 --> 01:47:34,890
I want to drive it.
2256
01:47:35,050 --> 01:47:36,160
- I won't let you.
- I want to drive it.
2257
01:47:36,240 --> 01:47:36,920
- I won't let you.
- I want to drive it.
2258
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:37,670
- I won't let you.
- I want to drive it.
2259
01:47:37,750 --> 01:47:38,710
Drive it.
2260
01:47:42,080 --> 01:47:43,080
Let him ride.
2261
01:47:43,350 --> 01:47:44,090
I'll drive.
2262
01:47:44,700 --> 01:47:48,780
We may get finished
But our passion will remain
2263
01:47:48,860 --> 01:47:52,460
The embers of our love will
Burn on
2264
01:47:52,540 --> 01:47:56,040
Our misty eyes
Will forever
2265
01:47:56,120 --> 01:47:59,820
Hope for happiness
2266
01:48:10,080 --> 01:48:11,540
Okay, Papa.
2267
01:48:13,430 --> 01:48:14,820
Don't call me Papa.
2268
01:48:15,780 --> 01:48:17,210
Papaji?
2269
01:48:19,720 --> 01:48:21,090
Papa is fine.
2270
01:48:35,850 --> 01:48:37,950
I don't know...
2271
01:48:38,850 --> 01:48:41,210
if I will ever understand this thing.
2272
01:48:41,440 --> 01:48:50,220
But don't let me stop you
from living your life to the fullest.
2273
01:48:52,810 --> 01:48:56,030
Go ahead and live your life, son.
2274
01:49:02,110 --> 01:49:04,520
Go.
2275
01:49:14,210 --> 01:49:16,190
Hurry up or you'll miss the train.
2276
01:49:57,690 --> 01:50:00,830
We are running for love.
2277
01:50:01,900 --> 01:50:03,920
Just like Laila would have,
for Juliet.
2278
01:50:04,550 --> 01:50:05,950
Majnu would have, for Romeo.
2279
01:50:06,440 --> 01:50:07,560
Simran would have, for Anjali.
2280
01:50:08,370 --> 01:50:10,000
Veeru would have perhaps, for Jai.
2281
01:50:10,540 --> 01:50:11,880
Weddings happen at a fixed time,
2282
01:50:12,980 --> 01:50:15,620
but there is no fixed
time to fall in love.
2283
01:50:15,960 --> 01:50:19,210
Love has no fixed colour or gender.
2284
01:50:20,270 --> 01:50:21,970
We have to remove the restrictions
we impose on our hearts...
2285
01:50:22,050 --> 01:50:23,540
to be with the one we love.
2286
01:50:23,970 --> 01:50:25,410
Until then
2287
01:50:25,490 --> 01:50:27,110
we'll keep running
2288
01:50:27,470 --> 01:50:29,530
for our love.
2289
01:50:30,305 --> 01:50:36,264
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