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♪♪
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(ALTRU PANTING)
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GAMORA: I have a visual
on the fugitive.
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Closing in now.
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(YELPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Nowhere to run, Altru.
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(GRUNTS)
Ah.
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ROCKET: And that, folks,
is why they call Gamora
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the most dangerous
turnstile in the galaxy.
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I was tracking bounties
for Thanos
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while you two were
still lab experiments.
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How about I experiment
on your face?
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GAMORA: (OVER RADIO)
Target headed your way, Drax.
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DRAX: The runtish
Kallusian fugitive.
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In which direction
did he flee?
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Thank you,
elderly female.
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I am Groot.
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ROCKET: Great, partner.
Let's get a view from above.
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If there ain't no cover,
ain't nowhere to hide.
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Come on! Show your mug,
you pointy-eared pipsqueak!
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When Cosmo say Guardians
welcome back anytime,
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he mean only if not rain down
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indiscriminate destruction.
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Darn telepathic pooch
has to suck the joy
out of everything.
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DRAX: You cannot escape
my keen eye, Kallusian.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
(CAT YOWLS)
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You are not
the Kallusian.
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What gave you
the first clue, Drax?
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Probably your green skin.
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Or your weapon,
or your female proportions.
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ROCKET:
Oh, forget it, Gammy.
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Drax don't speak sarcasm.
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Speaking of sarcasm,
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Quill, you got a line
on the fugitive?
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Quill?
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There's a sweet bounty
on this Kallusian loser,
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and Quill's been acting
like he couldn't care less.
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Where the flarg is he?
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Put it on your
wish list, Peter,
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and maybe Santa
will bring it for Christmas.
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The good news is
you have a home, Altru.
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The bad news is we're
bringing you back there.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Oh, sorry, ma'am. I...
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I'm so scared.
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For you.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Look. I don't want
any trouble,
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but I am a desperate man.
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You're desperate?
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I'm the one about to be
sucked out into
space feet-first,
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so I think I win.
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And don't even think
of calling your friends.
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Deal. But you might want
to look behind you.
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Oh, I'm not falling
for that...one.
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(GASPS)
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Oh, and did I mention
that weapon only works for me?
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(WHIMPERING)
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I am Groot.
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(SCREAMING)
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Pressure breach alerted us.
Cosmo will fix hatch now.
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This is shoddy work,
even for you, Quill.
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I got the little
gremlin, didn't I?
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I am Groot.
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PETER: Well, okay,
if you want to get
technical about it.
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Thanks, Cosmo.
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(WHIMPERS)
You, move.
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I will escort the prisoner
to the Milano
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if you'd care to join me.
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Seriously,
what's up with Quill?
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His head's
somewhere else.
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And apparently
so are his pants.
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Cosmo know.
Read Quill's mind.
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And you actually
found something?
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Earth holiday
called Christmas
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is preoccupying.
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Was special day for Quill
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as young malchik.
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Great, so Quill's missing
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one more stupid thing
from his childhood,
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and we all gotta
suffer for it.
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Hmm, perhaps not.
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GAMORA: Look. I agree
a distracted Quill
is a liability,
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but this...
This is truly stupid.
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According to my research,
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Christmas is about
worshipping an evergreen
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that goes
by the name of "Carol."
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Also something about a fat
bearded man in a hoversled
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powered by underfed moombas.
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Yeah, well, according
to this Terran broadcast
I picked up,
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it's about spectrals
creeping into your bedroom
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and scaring the krutack
out of you.
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And you know how they
worship those trees?
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They chop them down
with axes!
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It's mass carnage!
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(GROWLING)
Hey, watch it!
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Your information
is incorrect.
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GROOT: I am Groot!
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Oh, please, please,
I have to see the broker.
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I have something to sell him.
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I know. You stole it
from the dude
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who's paying us
to turn you in.
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I only did it for my family
and my people.
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We need the units badly.
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(GROANS)
Yeah, well,
as a wise man once said,
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"Can't always get
what you want."
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(GROANS)
(DOOR CLOSES)
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GAMORA: I told you
this was stupid.
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ROCKET: Somebody's
getting the claws!
GROOT: I am Groot.
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DRAX: Keep your branches
to yourself.
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Now, this is the Christmas
I remember.
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Everyone arguing.
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We were hoping to
cheer you up with
this celebration.
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Well, you didn't,
so shut it down.
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Wait. So you're saying
you don't miss Christmas?
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Then what's got you
moping around
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like a Doldromian
Sloth-Bat?
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(SIGHS) Fine.
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When I was eight,
I was supposed to get
a sled for Christmas.
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Instead...
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(GROWLS)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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SCROOGE: (ON TV)
Spirit! Show me no more.
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Why do you delight
to torture me?
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GHOST: (ON TV)
I am the Ghost
of Christmas past.
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Seriously?
What?
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I wanna see how it ends.
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PETER: Approaching
Planet Kallu.
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Welcome home, Mr. Fugitive.
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Okay, let's just turn in
this Altru guy,
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score the bounty...
Whoa!
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(STAMMERS) What is this
krutackin' stuff?
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Snow.
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(ROCKET SHIVERING)
Please.
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Neeza will throw me
in the dungeon.
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My family
can't afford the bail.
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I'll never see them again.
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Save it.
I'm just chasing
the units. Okay?
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ROCKET:
If I knew the place
was this fancy,
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I'd have held out
for a bigger payoff.
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This is my house,
down in the village.
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Please, go there and
tell them not to sell it.
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Home. Home is everything.
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Tell it to the toy soldiers.
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PETER:
Okay, Neeza, we've got
your wanted fugitive.
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Now, pay up.
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The bounty was
for the ruffian
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and the object
he stole from me.
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Toss it in the air, please.
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Say what now?
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Just do as I request.
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(GROWLS)
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NEEZA:
Bring it here, precious.
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(CONTINUES GROWLING)
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In such matters one can
never be too careful.
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Listen.
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The very air hums
with evil spirits
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that would beggar me
if they could.
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This keeps them at bay.
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To the dungeon with that one.
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Oh, please, sir, mercy.
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Hmm. Now I suppose
you bounty hunters
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wish to claim your reward.
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(BEEPING)
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I am Groot.
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(MOANING)
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What is the purpose
of these items?
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Purpose? To own.
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To keep.
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Well, dibs on choosing!
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PETER: Rocket, wait.
It's gotta be...
Whoo-hoo!
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...something
we can all share.
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That doesn't explode.
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(LAUGHS) Now, this is what
Christmas is all about.
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Takin' stuff!
PETER: Hey!
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You misunderstand.
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I didn't bring you here
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to take something,
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but rather to give up
all you have.
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Wait. What now?
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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That bony old buzzard
was never going to pay us.
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Ah. Ow!
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He did say he likes
to keep things.
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Guests, apparently.
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(GRUMBLES)
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ROCKET:
Strike that.
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We're getting paid after all.
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With heavy artillery!
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Oh, man.
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I never get what I want
for Christmas!
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PETER: Oh, man,
we're fish in a barrel.
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(GROANS)
Metaphor.
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It means we're easy targets.
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An honorable warrior
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battles his enemy
face to face.
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(SCOFFS) Honor? These things
are just hunks of metal.
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Wait. That's it.
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Quill, you still got
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that electromagnet on you?
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(GRUNTS)
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How about
a little stocking stuffer?
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(BEEPING)
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Looks like we broke
all the toys.
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Now let's make a break for it.
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Down, precious!
Heel!
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Bad man-eating attack beast!
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(ROARING)
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(ALL PANTING)
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GAMORA:
Fire up the Milano. Go!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(DRAX GROANS)
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(ROARING)
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I am Groot!
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What are you waiting for?
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PETER: It's not me.
Something's holding us back.
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All right, precious.
(ENGINES REVVING)
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Hey, check it out.
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Roast beast.
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(GROWLS)
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Neeza is a dishonorable,
treacherous tyrant.
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Worse, he's a cheapskate.
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I should've listened
to Altru.
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So what are we gonna
do about it?
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We're gonna fix this.
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WOMAN: Who are you?
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Where's Altru?
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Where's my husband?
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It's kind of a long story.
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Can we come in?
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We were just sitting
down to dinner.
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Please join us.
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It's not much, I'm afraid.
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Neeza's bled the people dry
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with his fines and ransoms.
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Tell me about it.
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He totally cheated us
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out of our bounty
for nabbing your husband.
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Ow!
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(GASPS)
Is this true?
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Kinda. We were misled,
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but we're going to make it
right and free your husband.
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Yeah, yeah, then we're gonna
clean out Neeza's vault
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and get what's owed us.
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Ow!
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I mean, we're gonna
give it all to
the needy villagers.
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Minus 10%
for pulling the job.
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What?
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We're not doing this
for units.
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We're going this because
somebody's going to get
a sled for Christmas
255
00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:49,418
if it's the last thing I do.
256
00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:51,669
This isn't
about Altru, is it?
257
00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:53,041
DRAX: Then it is decided.
258
00:11:53,043 --> 00:11:54,423
I will pry the key
to the vault
259
00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:57,434
from Neeza's cold,
lifeless hand. (GRUNTS)
260
00:11:57,427 --> 00:11:59,007
Huh?
I am Groot.
261
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,600
Good idea, bud.
262
00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:03,511
Me and Groot have learned
a valuable lesson
263
00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:05,613
from watching
that Christmas Carol story,
264
00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:07,725
namely how to use
a bunch of phony ghosts
265
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,607
to fleece
a superstitious old miser
266
00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:10,729
out of his stash.
267
00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:15,954
(BEEPING)
268
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,490
PETER:
We got an entry point.
269
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,661
So how do we get past
all the security cameras?
270
00:12:24,664 --> 00:12:26,964
"One foggy Christmas Eve."
271
00:12:29,169 --> 00:12:30,579
Oh, it's from a song.
272
00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,790
There's this red-nosed
reindeer,
273
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,172
and he... Never mind.
274
00:12:33,173 --> 00:12:35,093
DRAX: How can a deer
be made of rain?
275
00:12:35,085 --> 00:12:36,505
PETER: I said never mind.
276
00:12:52,192 --> 00:12:53,272
(GRUNTS)
277
00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:00,528
I came up
with this whole idea.
278
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,030
How come I gotta wear
the dress?
279
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,282
'Cause it fits you.
280
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,703
Now, quit whining.
281
00:13:04,704 --> 00:13:06,084
(GRUMBLES)
282
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,286
(SNORING)
283
00:13:08,869 --> 00:13:10,499
(DOOR OPENS)
284
00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:28,644
(IMITATING GHOST)
Neeza! Harken!
285
00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:30,638
(GASPS)
Who's there?
286
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,060
We are evil spirits,
287
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:36,823
come for the key
to your vault.
288
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,646
Begone, spirits.
289
00:13:38,648 --> 00:13:40,738
The talisman commands you.
290
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:41,740
Talisman, shmalisman!
291
00:13:41,741 --> 00:13:43,861
That's how evil we are.
292
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,584
Now, give me the key,
293
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,535
or I will take you
on a ghostly voyage.
294
00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:50,708
You'll revisit every choice
295
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:55,300
that turned you
into the universally
despised scum you are.
296
00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:57,375
(SCOFFS)
Is that all?
297
00:13:57,377 --> 00:13:58,957
When do we leave?
298
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:00,419
Oh, yeah?
299
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,380
Well, how about I give you
a little magical misery tour
300
00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:06,023
of all the suffering your
krutackin' little ransom scam
301
00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:09,346
is causing all over
the planet right now?
302
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:13,229
(IN GHOST VOICE)
I am Groot.
303
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:16,363
And what is
this cheap trinket?
304
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,686
It's your future
305
00:14:17,687 --> 00:14:20,777
if you don't
hand over the key.
306
00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:23,070
Eey-eey.
307
00:14:23,073 --> 00:14:24,613
What?
(GASPING)
308
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,044
I'll be...
309
00:14:26,036 --> 00:14:28,696
(STUTTERS) Poor?
310
00:14:28,698 --> 00:14:31,158
Poor as a Kallusian
shrine-rodent.
311
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,331
(SCREAMS)
All right! All right!
312
00:14:33,703 --> 00:14:35,003
(GASPS)
313
00:14:34,995 --> 00:14:36,955
Hmm. That's it.
314
00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:41,297
(POWERING UP)
Meet my spirit blaster.
315
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:44,131
ROCKET:
I'm starting to see why you
hate this holiday, Quill.
316
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,928
Eat plasmacid, infernals!
317
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:55,732
Dude! Hey, remember us?
Not ghosts.
318
00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:57,475
(GASPS) You!
319
00:14:57,477 --> 00:14:59,317
You're worse than ghosts.
320
00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:01,229
You're thieves.
321
00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:03,321
(GRUNTING)
322
00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:07,786
Aah!
323
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:12,370
ROCKET: Way to calm
him down, Quill.
324
00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:15,674
Really?
325
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,835
The sock drawer?
326
00:15:16,836 --> 00:15:18,586
(GAMORA GRUNTING)
327
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,763
(GRUNTING)
328
00:15:26,756 --> 00:15:29,756
GAMORA: Let me guess.
The old man didn't
scare so easily?
329
00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:31,719
Ha! In your face!
330
00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:34,471
You guys hit the vault.
Me and Gamora
will get Altru.
331
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,769
Oh, I knew you
wouldn't abandon me.
332
00:15:42,772 --> 00:15:45,122
Really?
There's something
in you.
333
00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:47,565
I don't know
what you call it
where you come from.
334
00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:49,988
Christmas spirit.
335
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,570
I guess there was still
a drop or two left.
336
00:15:53,163 --> 00:15:54,283
ROCKET:
Hurry up, Drax.
337
00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:56,384
This treasure
ain't gonna load itself.
338
00:15:56,376 --> 00:15:57,416
(DOOR BEEPS)
339
00:15:59,079 --> 00:16:00,629
I am Groot!
340
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,046
(YELLS)
341
00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:16,104
Go.
Gee, thanks, Quill.
342
00:16:16,096 --> 00:16:17,896
Huh, I wouldn't
have thought of that.
343
00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:19,227
Sheesh.
344
00:16:22,862 --> 00:16:24,522
Come on, you hunk of junk.
345
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,486
Krutack!
We're too heavy.
346
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,108
(GRUNTS)
347
00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:32,110
No, no one gets left behind.
348
00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:33,822
I am Groot.
349
00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:38,456
Yes!
350
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,038
(ALL GRUNT)
Thank you, Santa!
351
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,121
Hey, you finally got
your sled, Quill.
352
00:16:43,123 --> 00:16:45,343
Hmm? And I hope you know
how to drive it
353
00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:46,715
'cause we got company!
354
00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:48,216
(GRUNTING)
355
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:58,483
And to all a good night!
Whoo-hoo!
356
00:16:58,478 --> 00:17:03,518
(GRUMBLING)
Fetch my possessions!
357
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,903
(ROARS)
358
00:17:12,492 --> 00:17:13,862
NEEZA: (OVER RADIO)
Spare the treasure!
359
00:17:13,863 --> 00:17:16,543
Just force the vehicle
to the ground!
360
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,289
Oh, that's how
you wanna play, huh?
361
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,711
Hang on to your
pointy shoes, guys.
362
00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:28,086
PETER: Whoo-hoo!
363
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,468
GROOT: I am Groot!
364
00:17:34,884 --> 00:17:36,604
We are badly outnumbered.
365
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,518
I'd say that's the least
of our problems.
366
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,731
(ALL SCREAMING)
367
00:17:45,445 --> 00:17:47,815
Huh! Let's see Santa
pull that move!
368
00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:52,690
Quill?
369
00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:54,452
Uh, we could really use
some flying reindeer
370
00:17:54,454 --> 00:17:55,504
right about now.
371
00:17:58,037 --> 00:17:59,827
(GROOT GRUNTS)
(PETER SCREAMS)
372
00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:04,913
Oh, that'll work, too.
373
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,797
(ROARING)
374
00:18:11,471 --> 00:18:12,881
Oh, come on!
375
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:19,977
Attention, space rodent.
376
00:18:19,979 --> 00:18:21,849
Return my treasure now,
377
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,141
or my precious
378
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,993
will devour your friends!
379
00:18:25,985 --> 00:18:27,855
Or there's option
number three.
380
00:18:32,652 --> 00:18:33,822
(YELPS)
381
00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:43,240
Huh. I'm actually starting
to like this snow stuff.
382
00:18:43,243 --> 00:18:46,093
Very well, you leave me
no choice.
383
00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:48,295
I'm activating
the failsafe device.
384
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:51,708
I'll obliterate that craft
in exactly five minutes
385
00:18:51,711 --> 00:18:53,551
if you don't return at once!
386
00:18:53,553 --> 00:18:55,973
If I can't have my treasure,
387
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:59,095
no one will!
388
00:18:59,098 --> 00:19:00,888
ROCKET:
Oh, that's not good.
389
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,600
Here, pull hard and try not
to hit any mountains.
390
00:19:03,603 --> 00:19:04,893
What are you gonna do?
391
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,034
Just try to stop us all
392
00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:08,815
from whooshing into
an antimatter vortex.
393
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,110
Either Rocket's been taking
394
00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:13,271
driving lessons from Drax,
395
00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:14,443
or they're in trouble.
396
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,834
Groot, get me under 'em.
397
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,448
(GRUNTS)
398
00:19:21,991 --> 00:19:23,331
Aah!
399
00:19:28,998 --> 00:19:31,168
Thanks.
I'll take it from here.
400
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,170
Aw, you gave up
your sled ride.
I'm touched.
401
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,502
What is that thing?
402
00:19:34,504 --> 00:19:36,104
Oh, just
an antimatter generator.
403
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,055
Can you reprogram it?
404
00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:39,967
(GRUMBLING)
405
00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:42,389
No way,
but I can dislodge it.
406
00:19:42,392 --> 00:19:44,512
Dislodge?
Is that Rocket-speak for
407
00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:45,944
"blow the krutack out of"?
408
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,765
You mind?
I'm working here.
409
00:19:48,978 --> 00:19:50,518
(GROANS)
(GENERATOR BEEPING)
410
00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:58,947
(GROWLS)
411
00:20:01,411 --> 00:20:03,121
(ROARS)
412
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,384
ROCKET: Home, sweet home.
413
00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:08,706
And it ain't an empty
void of nothing.
414
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,788
You're welcome.
415
00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:18,136
Gather around, folks.
416
00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:19,837
Plenty here for everyone.
417
00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:22,049
(ALL GASPING)
418
00:20:22,802 --> 00:20:24,642
Nah, come on.
419
00:20:24,644 --> 00:20:26,814
You can do better than that.
Here. I mean...
420
00:20:26,806 --> 00:20:28,936
It's flargin' Christmas.
Right, Quill?
421
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,560
Oh, wipe that smirk
off your face
422
00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:34,022
and give us a hand here,
will you?
423
00:20:37,657 --> 00:20:39,117
(PRECIOUS GROWLING)
424
00:20:43,162 --> 00:20:45,032
Ah, my precious!
425
00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:47,504
What treasure of mine
did you retrieve?
426
00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:52,580
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
427
00:20:52,582 --> 00:20:54,042
(WHIMPERS)
428
00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:54,963
(EXPLOSION)
429
00:20:54,964 --> 00:20:56,264
(CROWD GASPS)
430
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,755
ROCKET: Ah.
431
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,047
So that's what
an antimatter vortex
looks like.
432
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:04,050
Help! Please!
433
00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:06,983
There's nothing to own here!
434
00:21:06,976 --> 00:21:08,806
(SOBBING)
435
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,060
I think just having
their father home
436
00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:15,151
is the best gift
any of us can imagine.
437
00:21:15,154 --> 00:21:16,824
A lot better than a sled.
438
00:21:20,199 --> 00:21:21,449
I made it.
439
00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:27,495
Merry Christmas, Peter.
440
00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:30,168
My little Star-Lord.
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