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Dad!
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Yeah.
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Who has two thumbs and just
got her learner's permit?
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This guy.
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Oh!
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Oh! Katie...
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- Oh, I'm so proud of you.
- That's right.
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She passed her written test at the DMV
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and can now practice driving.
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The citizens of Pittsburgh
are trembling in fear.
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- They should be. I barely passed.
- Ah.
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This is gonna be so great.
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Once she gets her license,
she can run errands
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and pick up dinner and...
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I'm gonna delete Postmates
because we made our own.
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Ha.
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She's a Postkate.
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Well, h-hold on, hold on.
You forgot the best part.
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Not only can she drive our food,
she can drive our other kids.
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Your days of running
them around town are over.
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If this works, I say we have more kids.
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Hold on. I still have
to pass my road test.
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Not a problem. We Burns
have driving in our blood.
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I have waited a long
time for this, Katie.
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Come on. Let's go have some fun.
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That was the worst hour of my life.
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What happened to the mirror?
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I was looking for
something to hold onto.
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She wasn't using it anyway.
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When you invited us
over to watch the game,
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I assumed we'd be doing
it in your living room.
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Or at least a place with less spiders.
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We're out here because I'm dodging Andi.
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She wants me to take
Katie driving again,
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and I need time to recuperate.
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My ankle still hurts from
stomping on the imaginary brake.
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I'm cool with hiding. I
need to lay low anyway.
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Marcy's mad at yours truly.
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Is it because you refer to
yourself as "yours truly"?
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She says I've gotten complacent
and I don't romance her anymore.
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What does that even mean?
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Maybe you've gotten complacent
and don't romance her anymore.
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Oh. You know, it makes
sense when a man says it.
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You know,
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when I really want to romance a woman,
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I cook her a gourmet dinner
with my special handmade gnocchi.
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Mmm.
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But Marcy cooks dinner. If I cook it,
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there'll be two dinners.
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Adam?
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- Are you hiding out here?
- What, n...
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Your daughter is waiting
for her driving lesson.
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I-I would love to take
her, but I have guests.
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Can we talk outside?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Why not let the neighbors hear it?
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You said you wanted to
teach Kate how to drive,
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but now you're just avoiding her.
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Hey, Andi! If Marcy
asks, you never saw me.
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Thanks, doll.
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Katie is not ready, Andi.
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There was a left-hand
turn where we went
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all the way around in a circle.
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Like Mario Kart.
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That's why you're teaching her.
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Look, Adam, I need Kate to drive.
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I just signed Teddy up for club soccer.
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- It's an hour away. I can't do it.
- No...
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I'm sorry, but 16 is too young to drive.
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16-year-olds can't
vote, they can't drink,
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they can't see movies with boobs.
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How does it make sense that they
can drive to a movie with boobs,
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but can't go in?
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Look, if you won't get
behind the wheel with Kate,
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I'll teach her.
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I'm a better driver than you anyway.
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Now, Katie,
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I don't want what happened
last time to happen again.
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You mean all your yelling?
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I only yelled one time. It
just lasted the whole drive.
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Today, we're gonna try a point system.
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You start with a hundred points.
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If you do something
wrong, you lose points.
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When you get to zero,
we are done driving
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until the next day. Hmm?
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Sounds fair.
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Okay. Uhp-uhp, hold
on, hold up, hold up.
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Remember what I taught you?
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What's the first thing you do
before you start the vehicle?
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You check your...
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Text messages.
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So you're not tempted
while you're driving.
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No, no, no. No-no texting.
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Minus 20 points.
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No, you check your mirrors.
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- Got it.
- Mm.
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Cute, cute.
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Cute.
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Okay, uh, put your hands on the wheel.
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Both hands. You're not a pimp.
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That's how you do it.
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Minus 30 for being funny in the car.
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This is a serious place.
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Now put your hands at
ten and two, like a clock.
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No one uses clocks anymore.
What would it be on a phone?
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Minus 50 for not understanding clocks.
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You're out of points.
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But we didn't even leave the driveway.
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Right. I'll text the
neighbors and let them know
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it's safe to go outside.
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So, I was just talking to Kate.
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You guys have been driving
every day for two weeks
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and she thinks she's ready
for her DMV road test.
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No, she's not ready. I told you.
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Yesterday, she got out of the
car before she put it in park.
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I had to Fred Flintstone it to a stop.
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Just take her to the test.
I don't want to go back
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in the garage with the spiders.
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I squashed one and the
others are out for revenge.
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They saw me kill their friend.
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I love Katie, but I don't think
she'll ever be a good driver.
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You promised me that my days
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of running the kids
around town were over.
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But here I am,
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going to pick up Teddy at soccer,
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which is basically in Canada.
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Book the test.
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What am I gonna do?
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I don't think Katie will pass,
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but I'm tired of being the bad guy.
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So let the DMV be the bad guy.
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If she's not ready, no license.
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I like it.
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The state of Pennsylvania
will do my dirty work for me.
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This is why I pay taxes.
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Well, I was going to
suggest telling Kate honestly
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how you feel, but I forgot
I was with this family.
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The game started an
hour ago. Where you been?
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Getting yelled at by Marcy.
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She's still mad at you?
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No, she's mad at me again.
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I didn't pick her up
from exercise class.
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You forgot to pick up your own wife?
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I didn't forget.
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It was raining, and I had
just gotten the car washed.
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Oh, Donald.
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And now she says I'm
cut off in the bedroom
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until I learn how to be
more romantic and thoughtful.
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So you'll never have sex again.
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Can't say I'm gonna miss the stories.
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Maybe there's a way to fix this.
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Lowell, show me how to make
your magic nookie dinner.
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It's pronounced gnocchi.
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I'm not hearing the difference.
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Hi. Uh, my daughter's
here to take her road test.
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Here's my I.D.
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Adam Burns, parent/legal guardian.
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Arthur, DMV clerk/hedge fund playboy.
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Everything's in order.
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Take these forms to window
12 for your road test.
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Thanks.
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I'm kind of nervous.
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Well, I'm sure you'll do great, honey.
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And if you don't, that's the
state of Pennsylvania talking.
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Not me.
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Okay?
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All right, now go get 'em.
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Come on.
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- Uh...
- Whoopsie-doodle.
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I'm afraid your license
expired three months ago.
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What? Okay, uh, so how do I fix that?
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I sign a form or...?
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Since you let it expire, you
have to take the written test
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before it can be renewed.
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Here's your number. Wait to be called.
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Next!
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Uh, uh, hold on, hold on.
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So, if I had caught
this before it expired,
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I wouldn't have to take the test?
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Correct. Next.
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Uh... You stay.
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Can't we just do something
with this license?
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You know, like, slap
a sticker on it or...
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Actually, yes, there
is something we can do.
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Thank you.
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Ooh. What's that? Sticker machine?
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This is why no one likes
coming here, Arthur.
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Now serving number 42.
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Ah, finally.
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You made me wait a half an
hour just to talk to you again?
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It's not a job if you love what you do.
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The written driver's
test is on the tablet.
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If you get three wrong, you fail
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and have to wait a week to retake it.
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Not a problem.
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When I get the high score,
can I put my initials in?
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No.
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That was a joke.
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No, it wasn't.
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I'm just gonna take
the test now, Arthur.
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And, yes, I will be
taking the survey after.
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Uh, B. Stop sign.
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Uh, C. No passing zone.
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Uh, D. Emergency vehicles only.
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Chime city over here, Arthur.
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I'm so good, I don't even have to look.
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Okay, I got cocky.
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Let's focus.
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Uh...
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Look, I meant to push B.
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The... my fingers are swollen.
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I-I'm retaining water
'cause I had a salty lunch.
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One more wrong answer and you fail.
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No pressure.
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"A white painted curb indicates:
passengers and mail only."
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That's too specific. Eh...
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Service dogs only."
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Nice try, Arthur.
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So, by process of elimination,
it's freight only."
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Uh, final answer.
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Fail.
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Whoopsie-doodle.
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I passed!
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Now we can both drive.
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What happened?
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Your dad has a fun surprise for you.
227
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So Kate got her license
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and you lost yours.
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It isn't funny.
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I'm sorry. Can I get you a beer?
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- I would love one.
- I'm gonna need to see some I.D.
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- Where's Katie?
- Oh, she went for a drive.
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You just let her leave
in the car by herself?
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Yes, she has a license.
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But we have no idea where she is.
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Our daughter could be
anywhere in this city right now
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and you seem perfectly
comfortable with that.
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Because I trust her.
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And also because I put a
tracking app on her phone.
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See, look, she-she's fine.
241
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She's at the Whitestone Overlook.
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That's make-out point!
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Okay, Fonzie.
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People go up there for other reasons.
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Yeah, to murder teenagers
who are making out.
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I'm going up there to check on her.
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You're not allowed to drive.
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Then, uh, you take me.
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No.
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I am not gonna be
part of your craziness.
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Kate is fine. She just
wanted to go for a drive.
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That's what people do when
they get their license.
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I'm sure you'll want to do
the same when you get yours.
254
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Read the room, Andi.
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I did. Half the room thinks it's funny.
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Oh, thanks for coming. I really
want to knock Marcy's socks off,
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and hopefully, the rest of her clothes.
258
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Is she home?
259
00:12:21,721 --> 00:12:23,321
No, I told her to take a hike.
260
00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:26,201
And she says you don't romance her.
261
00:12:26,619 --> 00:12:28,298
Okay, here's the recipe:
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shrimp scampi with handmade gnocchi.
263
00:12:30,104 --> 00:12:32,004
It works every time.
264
00:12:32,029 --> 00:12:34,214
The only downside is
I've gained six pounds
265
00:12:34,239 --> 00:12:36,090
and no longer feel comfortable naked.
266
00:12:37,121 --> 00:12:38,847
I can't do this. This is cooking.
267
00:12:38,915 --> 00:12:40,515
Lowell, you have to do it for me.
268
00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:41,960
That's not the way it works.
269
00:12:41,985 --> 00:12:44,105
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
270
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:47,031
Teach a man to fish and
he eats for a lifetime.
271
00:12:47,257 --> 00:12:49,758
But I only want to eat for a day.
272
00:12:49,783 --> 00:12:51,249
Give me my fish, Lowell.
273
00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:55,530
Aha!
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Dad!
275
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,792
What... what are you doing here?
276
00:12:59,817 --> 00:13:01,384
Wh-What are you doing here?
277
00:13:01,409 --> 00:13:03,343
Did you know this is make-out point?
278
00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:05,313
All the teen moms in Pittsburgh
279
00:13:05,338 --> 00:13:07,534
get their start right here.
280
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,722
No, I just wanted to go for a drive.
281
00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:12,714
Well, you need to go home right now
282
00:13:12,741 --> 00:13:14,284
because I'll tell you something, Katie,
283
00:13:14,308 --> 00:13:15,774
you're not ready for this.
284
00:13:15,858 --> 00:13:17,455
- For what?
- The world.
285
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,880
You are too young and too naive.
286
00:13:19,905 --> 00:13:22,736
In fact, you're grounded.
287
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,908
Why? 'Cause I passed my driver's test?
288
00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:27,925
Yes! N-No, no. It's because
289
00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:31,118
you don't understand how
dangerous the world is.
290
00:13:31,334 --> 00:13:33,660
There could be a crazy man up here.
291
00:13:34,198 --> 00:13:35,864
I think there is.
292
00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:39,741
You never used to talk to me like that.
293
00:13:39,766 --> 00:13:41,426
This license has changed you.
294
00:13:43,317 --> 00:13:46,781
I'm crazy? She's crazy.
She won't listen to me.
295
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Minus a hundred points.
296
00:13:50,153 --> 00:13:53,354
Ugh, of course.
297
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,970
- Evening, sir.
- Can I help you, Officer?
298
00:13:59,995 --> 00:14:02,996
I couldn't help but notice you
leaving make-out point alone
299
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,966
and old.
300
00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:08,148
All right, no need to hurt
people's feelings here.
301
00:14:09,072 --> 00:14:12,273
We just want to keep things safe
for the kids. License, please.
302
00:14:12,904 --> 00:14:14,681
Sure. Yeah.
303
00:14:21,351 --> 00:14:22,684
Step out of the car, sir.
304
00:14:26,705 --> 00:14:29,055
Oh, good, the crazy vigilante is home.
305
00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:33,188
A dad's got to do
what a dad's got to do.
306
00:14:33,213 --> 00:14:35,555
Sometimes you have to be the bad guy.
307
00:14:36,099 --> 00:14:38,384
Look, Kate is upstairs, very upset.
308
00:14:38,409 --> 00:14:40,086
Okay, you grounded her for no reason.
309
00:14:40,111 --> 00:14:41,910
I had reasons. I had good reasons.
310
00:14:43,362 --> 00:14:45,080
Oh, really? Like what?
311
00:14:45,105 --> 00:14:46,347
Like she's not ready.
312
00:14:46,372 --> 00:14:48,480
A car lets you leave, and I'm not ready.
313
00:14:51,155 --> 00:14:52,320
Wait.
314
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:55,058
She's not ready, or you're not ready?
315
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,482
What-Whatever.
316
00:14:56,507 --> 00:14:58,333
Somebody isn't ready, so nobody leaves.
317
00:14:58,358 --> 00:15:01,292
Nobody leaves until everybody's ready.
318
00:15:03,564 --> 00:15:07,054
Honey, do you remember when
Kate was 12, and we decided
319
00:15:07,079 --> 00:15:09,086
that she was old enough to
go to the mall by herself,
320
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:10,517
so I'd drop her off with her friends
321
00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:12,308
and then secretly follow her around?
322
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:15,666
Yeah, I remember you army
crawling through the food court.
323
00:15:16,431 --> 00:15:18,907
That was me freaking out
because I didn't think our baby
324
00:15:18,975 --> 00:15:20,809
was ready to go out
into the world alone.
325
00:15:21,405 --> 00:15:22,410
Then one day,
326
00:15:22,479 --> 00:15:23,866
she caught me riding the carousel
327
00:15:23,891 --> 00:15:25,983
with a pair of
binoculars around my neck.
328
00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:31,694
That's when I realized that I
was the one who wasn't ready.
329
00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:36,324
Oh, so this is your fault, I like that.
330
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:41,773
No, I'm saying we need to be ready.
331
00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:44,427
But what if I'm not?
332
00:15:44,452 --> 00:15:45,748
Sweetie,
333
00:15:45,773 --> 00:15:49,441
Kate was fine back
then and she's fine now.
334
00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:52,001
But I got to be honest,
you are right in the middle
335
00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:54,971
of spoiling one of the
biggest moments of her life.
336
00:16:00,939 --> 00:16:02,550
Go ahead.
337
00:16:02,619 --> 00:16:04,221
You can say it.
338
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,758
- You're right.
- I know.
339
00:16:16,948 --> 00:16:18,577
Marcy's home early. Hide.
340
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,916
- Where should I go?
- Under the table.
341
00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:22,627
I'll get her out of
the room, you take off.
342
00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:25,420
Fine, but don't forget to turn
the asparagus down to a simmer,
343
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:26,808
a simmer!
344
00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:34,378
What's all this?
345
00:16:34,489 --> 00:16:36,556
I love you, baby, so I'm romancing you
346
00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:38,354
with shrimp and handmade nookie.
347
00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,725
This looks amazing.
348
00:16:41,808 --> 00:16:44,643
That whole time I thought
you weren't doing anything,
349
00:16:44,961 --> 00:16:47,161
you were taking cooking classes.
350
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:49,030
Yeah, whatever you say. Let's eat.
351
00:16:50,996 --> 00:16:52,596
Why don't we start with dessert?
352
00:16:55,296 --> 00:16:56,773
So this really worked?
353
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,367
Oh, yeah, Chef.
354
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,127
- Oh, Marcy.
- Oh, Don.
355
00:17:01,235 --> 00:17:03,202
C-Can this table hold us?
356
00:17:03,227 --> 00:17:05,359
- If it breaks, it breaks.
- Okay.
357
00:17:20,638 --> 00:17:21,915
Hey.
358
00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:25,570
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm just sitting here.
359
00:17:26,174 --> 00:17:27,368
I get it.
360
00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:29,704
I did the same thing when
I first started driving.
361
00:17:33,336 --> 00:17:36,965
That's smart. Don't let
crazy people in your car.
362
00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:41,473
I just want to say I'm sorry.
363
00:17:42,118 --> 00:17:44,552
I know what a big deal this is for you.
364
00:17:47,864 --> 00:17:52,460
You know, when I got my license,
it meant I was growing up
365
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,863
and it was the greatest
feeling in the world.
366
00:17:55,932 --> 00:17:59,692
But now that I'm a parent,
watching it happen to you,
367
00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:03,452
it is the scariest feeling in the world.
368
00:18:22,574 --> 00:18:24,171
Go on.
369
00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:28,082
I believe you were
saying nice things to me.
370
00:18:31,988 --> 00:18:36,424
Look... you're my little girl.
371
00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:39,878
It's hard for me to accept
that you're growing up.
372
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,684
As soon as I saw you behind the wheel,
373
00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:48,822
I saw you leaving.
374
00:18:49,277 --> 00:18:52,090
That's what people do
in a car, they leave.
375
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,871
Dad, you're such a marshmallow.
376
00:18:58,113 --> 00:19:01,499
I just, I wish I had more time.
377
00:19:02,032 --> 00:19:04,364
There's so much left to teach you.
378
00:19:04,389 --> 00:19:07,846
L-Like, when you're walking
to your car at night,
379
00:19:07,871 --> 00:19:10,723
you pepper spray first,
you ask questions later.
380
00:19:11,007 --> 00:19:12,238
Okay, got it.
381
00:19:12,263 --> 00:19:14,947
And-and-and if a guy
calls you after 10:00,
382
00:19:14,972 --> 00:19:16,209
he only wants one thing.
383
00:19:16,374 --> 00:19:18,374
And if a guy calls you before 10:00,
384
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,059
he's just trying to beat the other guy.
385
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,250
Trust me, I have been both guys.
386
00:19:25,685 --> 00:19:27,683
I'm not leaving now.
387
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,546
You don't have to
squeeze it all in tonight.
388
00:19:31,888 --> 00:19:33,387
Okay.
389
00:19:34,898 --> 00:19:38,800
But since I got you,
390
00:19:39,181 --> 00:19:41,681
here's the most important
thing you need to know...
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I love you so much.
392
00:19:48,585 --> 00:19:50,645
I love you, too, Dad.
393
00:20:00,438 --> 00:20:04,273
So, now will you admit that
I'm an excellent driver?
394
00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:08,834
I love you so much.
395
00:20:18,079 --> 00:20:22,164
Who has two thumbs and
passed his DMV test?
396
00:20:22,493 --> 00:20:24,243
This guy.
397
00:20:27,321 --> 00:20:29,196
Never a doubt. In fact,
398
00:20:29,221 --> 00:20:30,987
I made you a special
dinner to celebrate.
399
00:20:31,054 --> 00:20:33,655
Shrimp scampi and handmade gnocchi.
400
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,656
Ooh.
401
00:20:35,681 --> 00:20:37,938
Yeah. I got the recipe from Lowell.
402
00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:39,751
Oh, that looks delicious,
403
00:20:39,814 --> 00:20:42,749
but how about if we start with dessert?
404
00:20:44,441 --> 00:20:46,741
Not again! Fool me once!
405
00:20:47,584 --> 00:20:51,584
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