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Evenin', Max, Regine, Khadijah.
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Sweet pea.
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Pumpkin pie.
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Yeah, I got all the
groceries you wanted.
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I got paper towel,
onions and fresh fish.
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These little gill breathers
are for my new aquarium.
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Well, Overton, I thought you
had your heart set on a puppy.
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Well, Kyle's allergic
to anything with fur.
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Yeah, like Max's upper lip.
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[Kyle laughs]
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Besides, I didn't want any
mangy flea‐bitten animal
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running around the apartment.
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Too much competition?
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They're cute and all, but
what do you do with a fish?
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Yeah, the word sushi
comes to mind.
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♪ Check check check it out
check check check it out ♪
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♪ What you want?
No free position ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Yes we're living the
single life yeah ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a '90s
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what? ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ And in a '90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Haaaa ♪
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‐ I love this movie.
‐ Yeah, me too.
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I mean, the kid was good
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but the whale's performance
was a virtual tour de force.
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Oh!
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Khadijah, why don't you
let me borrow the scarf?
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It'll go great with
my new blue suit.
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My grandmother gave
me that scarf.
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Well, she would have if
I hadn't just taken it.
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[doorbell rings]
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What the devil?
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Is Willy free yet?
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Now who would be rude enough
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to come by unannounced
this late at night?
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Yeah, all the usual
suspects are already here.
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‐ Jackie! ‐ Hey, now.
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What's up, baby?
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‐ What's going on? ‐ Max! Oh!
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Yes, yes, yes. Big hug.
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Everybody, this is Jackie,
my girl from college.
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Wait a minute, aren't you
the one that got suspended
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for registering as
Sidney Poitier's niece?
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No.
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Hey, I was right behind her
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registering as Clarice,
the missin' Belafonte.
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[laughing]
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So what are you
doin' in New York?
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I thought I'd take a crack
at acting, you know.
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The legitimate stage.
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And, Khadijah, I promise as soon
as things start working for me
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I'll pay back that money.
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You owe me money?
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Two hundred and
twenty six dollars
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borrowed in June of 1986.
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Give me a minute, I'll
figure out the interest.
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Max never changes.
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Despite popular demand.
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I'm goin'.
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Yeah, I gotta go and check
on the little tykes.
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Oh, you have kids?
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No, fish. They're
just like kids.
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Only smaller and wetter.
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So you hungry, Jackie?
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You know me, I'm on that
macrobiotic diet again.
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You got any brown
rice and vegan curd?
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Nope. I've got some fudge.
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‐ Close enough. ‐ Well.
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She seems really nice and
nutritionally aware.
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Yep, she's a freakin' joy.
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And talk about a mooch, ooh.
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Well, now if that ain't the pot
callin' the kettle a sponge.
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In college, Jackie
talked me and Khadijah
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into starting a
sandwich business.
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We even put up the cash.
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Two weeks later,
Jackie ditches us
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and starts a new jazz
combo, The Jackie Five.
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Me and Khadijah were stuck
with six, count 'em
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six dozen cases of
garlic baloney.
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Well, Khadijah seems to
have gotten over it.
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Khadijah likes garlic baloney.
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[Jackie laughs]
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Man, that was nothing
compared to the time
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we put on camouflage gear
and raided the guys dorm..
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‐ Looking for a few good men.
‐ Looking for a few good men.
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[laughs]
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Hey, Max. Where were
you that night?
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I was in my dorm room
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eating sandwich after
sandwich after sandwich.
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Hey, Max in the..
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Jackie, you're still here.
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In my chair.
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Yes.
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Where are the raisin bagels?
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My mouth was all set
for raisin bagels.
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I need my raisin bagel.
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Oops.
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‐ There's still some left.
‐ Oh, God.
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[telephone rings]
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Hello. Oh, just a sec.
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‐ Jackie, for you. ‐ Ooh!
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I gave out the number,
that's okay, isn't it?
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Hello. Hi. Good, thank you.
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Unbelievable.
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What, is she getting
her mail here too?
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Max, if you've got a
problem with Jackie
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take it up with Khadijah.
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I mean, she's her friend.
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Now do you think I
would waste my time
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venting to you two if I
could talk to Khadijah?
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As far she is concerned,
Jackie can do no wrong.
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Oh, I know what
you're talking about.
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I feel the same way
about LeVar Burton.
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Come on, you're lying.
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His producer's secretary
is a friend of mine.
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You heard it from me.
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Jackie is gonna hook
me up with Arsenio
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for the cover of "Flavor."
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Get out. Work it.
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[coughs]
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‐ The Arsenio? ‐ Mm‐hmm.
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The Arsenio.
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Well, I'm gonna go tell
Overton and the fish.
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Jackie, come with me.
They'll never believe me.
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Oh, fish can be so skeptical.
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Do you really think
Jackie can get you
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an interview with Arsenio Hall
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and me an interview
with Blair Underwood?
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‐ That's not what she said.
‐ That's what I want.
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Let me go and talk to her.
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Man, Jackie is amazing.
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Mm‐hmm. I find her
consistently stupefying.
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Well, I think she's the kind of
person that makes things happen.
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She convinced me
to start "Flavor"
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when everybody else said
it couldn't be done.
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Including you.
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Hey, I never said you couldn't.
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I just pointed out the odds on
a young, single black women
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with no collateral getting a
loan from the middle‐aged
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white‐male‐dominated
banking industry, okay?
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But you were behind
me in spirit, right?
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One hundred percent.
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Look, the one with the
weak chin smiled at me.
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Yeah. Black Cocoa is putting
on a little weight.
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Oh, Bad‐ass Marisse always
gets the food before.
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Uh, what is the fascination
with the fish?
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I mean, you can't teach them
tricks, you can't pet 'em
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and if you take 'em out
for a walk, they die.
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But their world is so
much like yours, Kyle.
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I mean, they're self‐sufficient.
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Only the strongest survive.
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And the pretty boys
get all the female.
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Is that so?
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Hey, check it out, Kyle. Little
Cocoa is looking at you.
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Right, mm‐hmm.
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Yes, she is.
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She's saying, "Kyle don't
hate me because I'm scaly".
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Uh‐huh, yeah, uh‐huh.
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I gotta go to work.
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Bye‐bye, Cocoa.
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Okay, so fine. So you
are kind of cute.
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Oh, you know it too.
Look at you.
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Woo‐woo! Woo‐woo.
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♪ Kyle and Cocoa
sitting on a tree ♪
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♪ K‐I‐S‐S‐I‐N‐G ♪
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Peasants, rejoice. Max
is in the office.
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Alright, back to work. Hey.
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You're a little early for lunch.
It's only 11:30.
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Well, my stomach says
five past 12:00.
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Let's go and do this.
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Khadijah, FYI, for your approval
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per your request,
the cover layout.
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Looks good, but don't send
it to the printer yet
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'cause we might
have to remake it
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if we get Arsenio for the cover.
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[indistinct grumbling]
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‐ Somethin' on your mind, Max?
‐ Oh, come on, Khadijah.
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She's not gonna get
you no Arsenio.
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Max, just because you
don't like Jackie
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doesn't mean I can't, okay?
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Why not? You've never tried.
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I pick my own friends.
End of discussion.
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Fine, okay.
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But we both know it's
just a matter of time
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before she starts working her
way back into your wallet.
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Max, give it a rest.
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Ooh, sorry, I'm late,
but I had an audition.
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Where's my desk, boss?
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Not a word.
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Well, the job search
seems to have gone well.
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Mm‐hmm.
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Jackie is our newest file
clerk and assistant.
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I'm taking her under my wing.
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Khadijah, it's your
tax guy on line 2.
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Not a happy camper.
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I gotta take this.
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Okay, here's your first tip.
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Whenever Khadijah's
talking to her tax guy
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it's best to stay
out of her way.
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Synclaire, get in
here with the books.
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Darn.
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That's Khadijah's
favorite scarf.
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Is it?
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Alright, look here, Jackie.
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Khadijah may not see
what you're doing
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but my eyes are wide open, okay?
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You are not going to
use her this time.
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Is that what you
think I'm about?
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Hell, yeah.
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You're eating Khadijah's food,
you're staying at her place
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and now you've got her
paying you to do it.
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Ipso facto, that
raisin bagel was mine.
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Now when you begin to
staple, be careful.
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Khadijah hates it when you
interrupt the work day
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to go the hospital.
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Hey, Khadijah, you got a second?
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Sure, what's up?
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Um, I've been thinking and, um
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I really don't wanna
wear out my welcome.
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What are you talking about?
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I don't want you to think that
I'm taking advantage of you.
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‐ What? ‐ Well, uh,
Max and I were‐‐.
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Alright, enough said.
Jackie, ignore her.
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This is none of her business.
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But, uh, I don't wanna
come between you two.
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Somebody better
before I kill her.
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Take these galleys
to the printer
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and take that stapler
from Synclaire.
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I don't have time to take
her to the hospital.
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[knock on door]
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Hi, Kyle. Hello, buttercup.
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Hello, um, uh,
night‐blooming jasmine.
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Yeah, hi.
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Oh, good, everyone's here.
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We'd like to introduce you
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to the newest member
of our fish family.
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Yes, a fish so rare
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so handsome, so manly
251
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that he can only be called
by one name, Kyle Barker.
252
00:12:00,448 --> 00:12:01,921
Oh, how cute.
253
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,988
Let's introduce him
to the other fish.
254
00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:08,121
I think it's so sweet that
he named him Kyle Barker.
255
00:12:08,188 --> 00:12:11,588
Oh, he names everything
he likes Kyle Barker.
256
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:14,588
‐ Hello. Hey. ‐ 'Hey.'
257
00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:16,988
‐ So where's Jackie? ‐ Sorry,
Max, she's coming back.
258
00:12:17,055 --> 00:12:18,821
She just went to run
a couple of errands.
259
00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:20,255
Well.
260
00:12:20,321 --> 00:12:22,401
Well, since she's not here,
do you mind filling me in
261
00:12:22,455 --> 00:12:24,535
on that little conversation
you had with her earlier?
262
00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:26,621
Oh, she sure didn't waste
any time, did she?
263
00:12:26,688 --> 00:12:27,788
This is not about her
264
00:12:27,855 --> 00:12:29,521
this is about you
talkin' behind my back.
265
00:12:29,588 --> 00:12:31,855
Well, I'm sorry, but when
I see my best friend
266
00:12:31,921 --> 00:12:34,621
makin' a fool out of herself,
I have to speak on it.
267
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,655
Tell me about it.
268
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:38,555
I have this friend
at work, April.
269
00:12:38,621 --> 00:12:40,488
Huh, talk about a woman
270
00:12:40,555 --> 00:12:42,955
who should not wear
horizontal stripes.
271
00:12:45,021 --> 00:12:47,055
I mean, really, she
isn't a stupid woman.
272
00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:48,988
Just a pear‐shaped one.
273
00:12:49,055 --> 00:12:50,655
So finally, I had to
sit her down one day
274
00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,612
and I said, "April, April!"
275
00:12:53,655 --> 00:12:55,755
You're a pear."
276
00:12:58,888 --> 00:13:01,628
Max, Jackie is
like family to me.
277
00:13:01,695 --> 00:13:03,561
Now I accept her for who she is.
278
00:13:03,628 --> 00:13:05,261
If you can't, that's
your problem.
279
00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:07,861
Come on, Khadijah. When are
those alarms gonna go off?
280
00:13:07,928 --> 00:13:10,728
Come on. She's using you.
281
00:13:10,795 --> 00:13:13,195
See, that's just like you.
You look for the negative.
282
00:13:13,261 --> 00:13:14,761
At least she can be supportive.
283
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,328
Now that's what I
did with April.
284
00:13:17,395 --> 00:13:20,895
See, I pointed out the negative
in order to be supportive.
285
00:13:20,961 --> 00:13:23,328
See, stripes? No.
286
00:13:24,795 --> 00:13:27,661
Basic black? Yes, yes.
287
00:13:27,728 --> 00:13:29,661
Khadijah, the bottom line.
288
00:13:31,095 --> 00:13:32,961
You don't cut me half the
slack you cut Jackie
289
00:13:33,028 --> 00:13:34,308
and I'm twice the friend she is.
290
00:13:34,332 --> 00:13:36,265
And you let her wear your scarf.
291
00:13:37,428 --> 00:13:39,561
‐ This is about a scarf? ‐ Yes.
292
00:13:39,628 --> 00:13:42,428
‐ This is a fashion argument.
‐ Yes.
293
00:13:42,495 --> 00:13:43,995
Yes, of course, wait, you know
294
00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:46,461
I should tell April
to wear a scarf.
295
00:13:46,528 --> 00:13:49,728
Sure. See, they draw attention
up towards the face.
296
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,695
Oh, thank you.
297
00:13:54,328 --> 00:13:55,961
You know what, Khadijah.
298
00:13:56,028 --> 00:13:58,095
I don't know why I bother
trying to help you.
299
00:13:58,161 --> 00:13:59,261
‐ Neither do I. ‐ Fine.
300
00:13:59,328 --> 00:14:00,568
At least we agree on something.
301
00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:02,001
Hey, hey, hey.
302
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,935
Look, April, now I'm
just trying to say
303
00:14:06,001 --> 00:14:08,435
that a scarf would help.
304
00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:10,535
'Cause I'm the one that's
got to look at you
305
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,601
in the leopard stretch pants.
306
00:14:15,568 --> 00:14:19,101
Well, rise and shine,
boys and girl.
307
00:14:23,701 --> 00:14:26,068
Hey, Kyle! Wake
up, man, wake up!
308
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,535
What? What?
309
00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:33,535
They're gone, Kyle.
They're gone.
310
00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:37,335
Overton, man.
311
00:14:37,401 --> 00:14:39,235
Alright, look, Kyle
Barker's still here
312
00:14:39,301 --> 00:14:41,501
so there's gotta be some
explanation, right?
313
00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:44,101
Yeah, the explanation,
he ate 'em all.
314
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:48,368
Look at him. Just
licking his chops.
315
00:14:50,435 --> 00:14:51,635
Oops.
316
00:14:53,535 --> 00:14:55,401
Oops?
317
00:14:55,468 --> 00:14:56,668
Oops?
318
00:14:56,735 --> 00:14:59,435
Little Cocoa was in the
prime of her life, man.
319
00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:00,735
Just swimmin' around.
320
00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:02,808
Then here comes Kyle
Barker like "Jaw."
321
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:06,775
‐ Duh‐duh‐duh. ‐ Overton, Overton.
Overton!
322
00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:08,141
Look, man, I'm sorry.
323
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,541
I‐I thought he was a
vegetarian, you know.
324
00:15:12,341 --> 00:15:13,808
Murderer!
325
00:15:15,641 --> 00:15:18,075
I'm sorry, man. I'm
just lashing out.
326
00:15:18,141 --> 00:15:20,708
‐ That's alright. ‐
You fish killer.
327
00:15:23,141 --> 00:15:24,808
Hey, Khadijah, good news.
328
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:26,995
I was on the phone with my
girl who works for Arsenio.
329
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,375
He's in town and he may drop by.
330
00:15:29,441 --> 00:15:31,108
I've got my questions ready.
331
00:15:31,175 --> 00:15:33,241
Oh, I'm so excited.
332
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,041
I haven't been
this excited since
333
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,628
since the last time
I was this excited.
334
00:15:36,652 --> 00:15:38,252
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
335
00:15:41,075 --> 00:15:43,041
Jackie, it is so good
having you around again.
336
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,408
You know, it is really
good to be here.
337
00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:47,235
And watching your run
your business like this
338
00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,241
has made me want
something of my own.
339
00:15:49,308 --> 00:15:53,775
So I have decided to become a
cosmetic tattoo technician.
340
00:15:56,775 --> 00:15:57,775
Okay.
341
00:15:57,808 --> 00:15:59,008
You know, it's when people get
342
00:15:59,032 --> 00:16:00,815
permanent lip liner
and eye liner.
343
00:16:00,881 --> 00:16:02,448
It's the next big thing.
344
00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:05,181
And the class only costs $500
345
00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:08,148
and I will pay you back out
of the first month's profit.
346
00:16:09,648 --> 00:16:12,081
You don't need to pay back
money you're not going to get.
347
00:16:15,815 --> 00:16:18,615
Oh, come on, Khadijah,
you are an entrepreneur.
348
00:16:18,681 --> 00:16:21,081
Think of it as a
business investment.
349
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,048
Jackie, first of all, no.
350
00:16:24,115 --> 00:16:26,815
Secondly, what the hell.
351
00:16:28,148 --> 00:16:30,748
Thirdly, what are you drinkin'?
352
00:16:32,615 --> 00:16:34,615
Forget I even bought it up.
353
00:16:34,681 --> 00:16:36,201
Maybe I should just
go back to my desk.
354
00:16:36,225 --> 00:16:37,591
Maybe you should.
355
00:16:41,115 --> 00:16:43,615
Um, excuse me, Khadijah.
356
00:16:43,681 --> 00:16:45,848
Can I borrow $50?
357
00:16:45,915 --> 00:16:48,315
Are the words cash machine
written across my forehead?
358
00:16:50,248 --> 00:16:51,881
What do you need $50 for?
359
00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:54,515
Well, I lent Jackie
$200 yesterday.
360
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,981
And according to my calculations
361
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,115
I only have 150 in my account.
362
00:16:59,215 --> 00:17:00,555
I don't believe this.
363
00:17:00,621 --> 00:17:02,121
Well, now check for yourself.
364
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,388
See, two entries
earlier, I added the six
365
00:17:04,455 --> 00:17:06,588
and didn't carry the one
and then there was‐‐
366
00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:09,021
Jackie, can I see
you in my office?
367
00:17:09,088 --> 00:17:11,455
Synclaire, can I see
you from far away?
368
00:17:15,688 --> 00:17:17,121
What's up?
369
00:17:17,188 --> 00:17:19,088
Did you borrow money
from Synclaire?
370
00:17:19,155 --> 00:17:21,088
What? For needles and ink.
371
00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:25,221
I don't care what it was for.
372
00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:27,821
Look, I, I still have the money.
I, I can give it back.
373
00:17:27,888 --> 00:17:31,021
Well, you will. But that's
not even the point.
374
00:17:31,088 --> 00:17:33,321
How are you ever supposed
to get where you're going
375
00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:35,921
if you change directions
every two weeks?
376
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,721
I know what you are
saying, Khadijah
377
00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:42,421
but when something feels
right for me, I go for it.
378
00:17:42,488 --> 00:17:44,921
And I really believe
that this is the thing.
379
00:17:46,988 --> 00:17:49,288
Jackie, I know you believe
what you're sayin'.
380
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:52,988
I'm just not so
sure I do anymore.
381
00:17:57,655 --> 00:18:01,695
I suppose a complimentary beauty
mark won't set things right.
382
00:18:06,028 --> 00:18:08,895
I hear you, man.
And you're right.
383
00:18:08,961 --> 00:18:11,628
I got some growin' to do.
384
00:18:11,695 --> 00:18:13,761
And I need to stop
leanin' on my friends.
385
00:18:13,828 --> 00:18:15,561
Yes.
386
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:19,228
Besides, it's time I paid
a visit to my parents.
387
00:18:23,261 --> 00:18:25,595
Kyle Barker just ate 'em up, yo.
388
00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:28,861
Just ate 'em up.
389
00:18:30,428 --> 00:18:32,228
Yeah, well, think of it
390
00:18:32,295 --> 00:18:34,228
as if they've gone on
to a better place.
391
00:18:35,561 --> 00:18:37,661
A big sea world in the sky.
392
00:18:39,028 --> 00:18:40,128
[knock on door]
393
00:18:41,795 --> 00:18:43,495
Oh, here you are, Overton.
394
00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:47,395
Um, look, man, I want to
apologize again for, you know‐‐.
395
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,095
The massacre?
396
00:18:51,061 --> 00:18:53,628
Well, you're the one who has
to deal with that, aren't you?
397
00:18:55,128 --> 00:18:56,828
Alright, look, I‐I
think I got somethin'
398
00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:59,061
that'll make us both feel a
little bit better, okay?
399
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,935
Oh..
400
00:19:08,468 --> 00:19:10,101
What about your
allergies though, man?
401
00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:12,768
Oh, it's cool 'cause you will
be buyin' antihistamines.
402
00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:15,968
Oh, that stuff is expensive.
403
00:19:16,035 --> 00:19:17,968
Either that or save the dog.
404
00:19:18,035 --> 00:19:19,968
More pills and nasal spray.
405
00:19:22,268 --> 00:19:24,435
Alright, so where's Khadijah?
406
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:26,068
Oh, a dog?
407
00:19:26,135 --> 00:19:28,068
Alright, so where's Khadijah?
408
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,735
What are you doin' here?
I thought you were mad.
409
00:19:31,801 --> 00:19:34,868
Oh, so now I'm suppose to starve
because you mistreated me.
410
00:19:36,768 --> 00:19:39,068
That's very selfish of you, Khadijah.
Very selfish.
411
00:19:39,135 --> 00:19:40,935
Alright, well, the
table's set for four
412
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:43,968
and with Jackie gone, I
guess there's room for you.
413
00:19:44,035 --> 00:19:45,468
Jackie's gone?
414
00:19:47,935 --> 00:19:49,901
Like Tammy Talk‐A‐Lot
didn't call you
415
00:19:49,968 --> 00:19:52,168
the minute I left to
take her to the station.
416
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,035
Actually, I called her
half an hour earlier.
417
00:19:56,101 --> 00:19:58,035
I kind of saw it coming.
418
00:19:59,435 --> 00:20:00,995
Now I was thinking
this scarf would look
419
00:20:01,019 --> 00:20:03,108
kind of tough with
your new suit.
420
00:20:03,175 --> 00:20:05,575
Not the one that belonged
to your Grammy James.
421
00:20:05,641 --> 00:20:08,041
I couldn't.
422
00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:10,175
And, Khadijah, if this
is your way of saying
423
00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:12,808
you're sorry, I accept.
424
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:16,841
I'm not saying anything, but
don't get nothin' on my scarf.
425
00:20:16,908 --> 00:20:17,908
Fine.
426
00:20:17,941 --> 00:20:19,575
But you've got to admit
427
00:20:19,641 --> 00:20:21,575
Jackie never comes through.
428
00:20:22,775 --> 00:20:23,875
[knock on door]
429
00:20:34,141 --> 00:20:36,308
Okay. What?
430
00:20:38,341 --> 00:20:41,241
Uh, I'm‐I'm looking
for a Khadijah James.
431
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,908
I'm Khadijah James.
432
00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,741
No, no, no, I'm Khadijah James.
433
00:20:48,808 --> 00:20:50,475
Yeah, me too.
434
00:20:52,408 --> 00:20:55,141
Excuse these fools.
I'm Khadijah James.
435
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,841
Hi, it's a pleasure to meet you.
436
00:20:56,908 --> 00:20:58,508
Come on in.
437
00:20:58,575 --> 00:21:00,148
Mr. Hall, remember me?
438
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:01,948
Overton Wakefield Jones.
439
00:21:03,448 --> 00:21:07,015
You live right down the street
from my Aunt Lucia in Cleveland.
440
00:21:07,081 --> 00:21:08,581
Oh, oh, the chicken lady.
441
00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:09,848
‐ Yeah. Yeah. ‐ Yeah.
442
00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:11,515
‐ Yes. ‐ Yeah.
443
00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:13,015
She watch your show every night
444
00:21:13,081 --> 00:21:15,548
and she say, "You can always
tell them Hall children"
445
00:21:15,615 --> 00:21:17,248
by the head."
446
00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:23,515
She said you had the
perfect Hall head.
447
00:21:26,715 --> 00:21:28,215
Actually, she's right, man.
448
00:21:28,281 --> 00:21:29,881
I mean, you should see
my cousin, Curtis.
449
00:21:29,905 --> 00:21:32,305
He got the big real head too.
We all got that head, you know.
450
00:21:33,115 --> 00:21:35,081
Come on, have a
seat, have a seat.
451
00:21:35,148 --> 00:21:37,081
Here. Take off your coat.
452
00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:52,791
Actually, she's right.
453
00:21:52,815 --> 00:21:54,295
You should see my
cousin, Curtis, man.
454
00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:55,915
His head, big, like..
455
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,148
[gibberish]
456
00:21:58,215 --> 00:22:00,521
[indistinct]
457
00:22:00,588 --> 00:22:01,888
‐ Come on, talk to me. ‐ Okay.
458
00:22:01,955 --> 00:22:04,821
I'm talking to you, talk to me.
459
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:07,521
Hey, let me interview your ass now.
Take it easy.
460
00:22:12,055 --> 00:22:13,755
[laughing]
461
00:22:13,821 --> 00:22:16,021
[indistinct]
462
00:22:16,088 --> 00:22:17,655
Excuse me, excuse me.
463
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,021
You all act like this
when Letterman come by.
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