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Come on, hurry up,
we're ready to go.
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I have never seen
anyone get so excited
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about going to a salad bar.
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Not just any salad bar.
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Veggie World.
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52 varieties of croutons,
including nutmeg and pimento.
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Mmm, yum, yummy.
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Quick, turn on the television.
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Regine, we're on
our way to dinner.
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Girl, I'm going to be on TV!
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There's got to be some
FCC law against that.
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I'm walking down
the street, right?
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And boom! A camera's in my face.
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This could change my whole life.
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Ooh! Ooh, look, there I am!
Check me out.
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Maria Stone, WAKD News.
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What are your feelings
about Proposition 21?
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Uh, can't say I have any.
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Another concerned voter.
Back to you, Jim.
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Well?
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You know, Veggie World just added
chunky cheddar dressing...
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BOTH: To the baked potato bar.
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♪ Check, check, check it out ♪
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♪ Check, check, check it out ♪
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♪ What you want?
No free position ♪
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♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Yes, we are living a
single life, yeah ♪
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♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Ooh, in a '90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ What? ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this
life gets tough ♪
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♪ You got to fight with ♪
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♪ My homegirl
standing to my left ♪
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♪ And my right ♪
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♪ True blue, and
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living single ♪
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♪ Ooh, in a '90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Aah ♪
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(laughing)
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Okay, this one's for Regine.
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Truth or challenge?
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Oh, please, girl. Truth.
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Would you ever date a brother
with a played‐out hairstyle?
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Not even on a bet.
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Now, Regine, you know that
brother you dated last month
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had a serious process.
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Excuse you.
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David had naturally curly hair.
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And he got it by wearing a
shower cap for two hours.
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Ladies, ladies, ladies,
can't we play this game
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in a civilized fashion, the way
the manufacturer intended?
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Overton, man, women
dish each other
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and call it a communication.
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And then when they get
it down to a science
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they get married and do
the same thing to us men.
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Khadijah, this one's for you.
Truth or challenge?
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I have no secrets.
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Do you think sex
without love is a sin?
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If it is, I'll see you in hell.
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This is a lot more than we
wanted to know about you, lady.
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Wait, my turn, my turn.
This is for Synclaire.
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Truth or challenge?
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I'll take the challenge.
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I challenge you to
answer this question.
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Okay.
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Have you ever lied to get out
of an awkward situation?
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Well, I did lie when I told Max
I liked her in her red suit.
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Which red suit? I have
a lot of red suits.
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Take your pick. You don't
look so good in red.
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Crush and crush.
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You women are so petty.
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You don't hear men talking
to each other like this.
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Oh, you're right, Kyle,
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'cause you talk about
Overton behind his back.
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(laughter)
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What'd you say, Kyle?
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I don't know, man. Nothing I
wouldn't say to your face.
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How about that two‐day
rant you went on
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after Overton went along
on your date with Melissa?
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Mm‐hmm.
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And you invited me, man.
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And you were supposed to say no.
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I only asked you so I could
look sensitive and friendly.
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But I sat behind you
in the theater.
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Yeah, and you reached
for the Raisinets
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right when I was going
for the bonbons.
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Hello, hello. The last
question was for me,
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and I believe I've answered it.
Let's just move on.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hell, no.
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I'm sure Kyle has more to say.
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Overton, man, don't
be so sensitive.
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How you going to
call me sensitive,
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Mr. "I Need a Baby
Wipe for My Behind"?
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Stick and move, Overton.
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Stick and move.
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First of all, they are called
personal cleansing cloths, okay?
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And at least I do
have the courtesy
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to close the bathroom door, Dr.
Funkenstein.
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MAX: No, he didn't. I
wouldn't take that.
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I wouldn't take that!
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So you're going
to go there, huh?
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Oh, yeah, I'm driving.
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Why don't you let me
drive you both upstairs?
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Are you sure there's not
any more of my business
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you'd like to put out in the
street before we leave?
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Well, I might be
inclined to tell them
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about that machine you use
to trim your nose hairs,
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but I ain't going to do that.
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Oh, so you...
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I can't believe they're
still fighting.
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Ooh, Overton just brought
Kyle's mother into it.
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Oh, they're about to box.
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Maybe we should stop
up for a visit.
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You are awful.
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You started this
whole thing, Max.
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I did, didn't I?
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Ah, it's a gift. I don't own it.
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Shh!
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I can't hear. I can't hear.
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Okay, Kyle's talking
about Overton's tools
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always lying around,
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and Kyle's offering
to put them away.
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(loud thud)
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(screaming)
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Aw, sookie, sookie, now.
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Ooh, look.
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Kyle's albums just went
flying into the street.
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What?
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(screeching brakes)
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Oh, not the albums.
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You know how Kyle feels
about those albums.
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He'd mate with them if he could.
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You know he's tried.
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(door slamming)
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Oh! Somebody's on the move.
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Oh!
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MAX: Ooh, yes!
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Whoa.
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I'm looking at an eyeball.
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(knocking)
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Overton.
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Kyle and I had a fight.
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Really?
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It seems that Kyle
thinks I'm underfoot.
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He thinks I'm in the way.
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I know I'm not staying any
place where I'm not wanted.
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You, uh, mind if
I use the phone?
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I want to call the YMCA.
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Oh.
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I'm sure there's a cot
with my name on it
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somewhere in this big,
lonely, concrete jungle.
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Oh, nonsense, Overton.
You can stay with us.
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No, he cannot.
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Why don't we just
all take a vote?
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We? You don't even live here.
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Technicality. All
those in favor?
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It's settled. Overton stays.
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I cannot believe this.
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Oh, Rey, don't get
your wig twisted.
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I mean, they're guys.
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I'm sure they'll squash
this whole thing
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before we even go to bed.
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Uh, y'all want to help
me with the heavy stuff?
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Good morning, Overton.
What are you doing?
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Cutting Kyle out of
all of my pictures.
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Hey, here's you guys
at Shea Stadium.
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Yeah, and that's
Kyle in seat G‐7.
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This must be very
hard for you, huh?
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Yeah, but your
radiant morning glow
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has turned my lemons
into lemonade.
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(in a gruff voice): Morning.
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Oh, my.
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Overton, we women have a
little something called
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a morning routine.
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That is when we make
ourselves presentable
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for men that we care about.
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(snorts)
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Why don't you move
these pictures
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out of the way so
I could sit down.
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Oh, excuse me.
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What's up, people? Mind if
I grab a cup of coffee?
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We're just a regular
bed‐and‐breakfast.
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I just want breakfast.
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I do the bedding
over at my place.
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Overton.
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What's up with the
paper dolls, man?
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Just getting rid of all my
memories of old what's‐his‐name.
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You know, some signs we stole
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and some pictures and some
letters he asked me to mail.
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You're taking this
kind of hard, huh?
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Wouldn't you, if
your ex‐best friend
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turned on you like
an ingrown toenail?
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Oh, that's so painful.
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I had one last week. See.
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Synclaire, put it away.
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But I was just...
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No. Now.
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Don't blame Synclaire.
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I brought up the topic.
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I'm gonna go and shave.
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Good idea.
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(clippers buzzing)
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Overton, we have a
bathroom for that.
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You know, it's funny how every
household has their own rules.
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Oh, yeah.
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Whoo.
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♪ I feel good... ♪
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♪ Obie in the bathtub... ♪
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(screaming)
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Overton, get out!
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I am so sorry,
Khadijah, I swear.
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I didn't see anything, nothing.
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Overton, get out!
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Is everybody alright?
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What happened?
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I just saw Khadijah naked.
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I'm devastated.
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Thanks, Overton.
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Now, isn't this poetic justice?
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You vote to have him here.
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He sees you naked.
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Long live democracy.
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(laughs)
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You know, Kyle's right.
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I just get in the way.
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Then get your ass out.
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MAN: Jose, porque siempre
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estas metiendote en me vida?
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Eres como una mosca!
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(laughs)
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Uh‐uh.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey.
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Sorry again, Khadijah.
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Overton, drop it.
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The flowers at work
were more than enough.
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Everybody liked the card,
"Sorry I saw you naked."
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Okay, well, I‐I'll just
stay out of your way.
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I'm going to go back
here and read my book.
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Tools of Tomorrow.
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You let me know if I'm turning
these pages too loud, okay?
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You will not believe
what I ate today.
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A mountain of fudge, a
tub of caramel corn,
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and washed it down
with a bag of chips.
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That time of the month.
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I didn't hear that.
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You're still here.
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Yep, but it's just like I'm not.
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See the last thing I
want to do is make you
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feel uncomfortable
in your own home‐‐
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the way that Kyle did me.
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And, Khadijah,
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you get the urge to prance
around in your birthday suit,
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you go right ahead, because my
eyes will be out this window.
259
00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:47,413
Oh, Lord, Max is undressing
with the shades up.
260
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,280
Has the whole world gone naked?
261
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,646
Maybe I should just pack
up my steamer trunk
262
00:12:57,713 --> 00:12:58,846
and hit the curb.
263
00:12:58,913 --> 00:13:00,820
Overton, you do not have to go.
264
00:13:00,886 --> 00:13:02,620
But you got to promise to chill.
265
00:13:02,686 --> 00:13:05,420
Look, you trying so hard
not to be in the way,
266
00:13:05,486 --> 00:13:07,053
you're trippin' all
over yourself.
267
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,620
Just kick back. Put your
feet up on the table.
268
00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:10,686
Really?
269
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,186
Sure.
270
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,520
Wow. Kyle never lets
me do this at home.
271
00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:18,620
What you mean Kyle
never lets you?
272
00:13:18,686 --> 00:13:19,986
Don't let him run you.
273
00:13:20,053 --> 00:13:21,753
Oh, he doesn't run me.
274
00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,786
He just suggests things‐‐
275
00:13:23,853 --> 00:13:28,520
over and over again,
until I do what he says.
276
00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:30,986
Oh, Overton, it's not healthy
277
00:13:31,053 --> 00:13:33,286
to let people walk
all over you‐‐
278
00:13:33,353 --> 00:13:35,286
unless of course that
someone employs you
279
00:13:35,353 --> 00:13:37,420
and gives you a place to live.
280
00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:39,420
Then you just don't
have a choice.
281
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,620
You know, that's a good point.
282
00:13:42,686 --> 00:13:44,653
I should have a long
talk with Kyle.
283
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,220
Sure. Go right upstairs.
284
00:13:46,286 --> 00:13:49,420
Yeah, why don't you take
your bags for good luck.
285
00:13:49,486 --> 00:13:51,953
(knocking)
286
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,153
Oh, look who's here.
287
00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:55,786
There is a god.
288
00:13:55,853 --> 00:13:58,553
Yes, well, I have been
called that before.
289
00:13:59,553 --> 00:14:01,826
So, how's it going, Overton?
290
00:14:01,893 --> 00:14:03,260
Oh, sure.
291
00:14:03,326 --> 00:14:06,326
Think you can just swagger in
here like nothing is wrong.
292
00:14:06,393 --> 00:14:09,393
Let me tell you something,
you're not the boss of me.
293
00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:10,940
(chuckles) Obie, man,
you're trippin'.
294
00:14:10,964 --> 00:14:13,993
No, I'm not trippin'. For the
first time in a long time
295
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:15,860
my head is on straight,
296
00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:19,126
thanks to my new best
friends who let me be me.
297
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,960
I don't have to stand here
and listen to this, alright?
298
00:14:22,026 --> 00:14:24,060
I'll be upstairs if
you'd like to talk.
299
00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:27,626
No, we can settle it right here.
All you got to do is apologize.
300
00:14:27,693 --> 00:14:30,160
For what, man? Look,
I'm going home.
301
00:14:30,226 --> 00:14:31,226
Are you coming?
302
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:33,493
I have a home right here.
303
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:38,026
And this is where I'll be
when you decide you're sorry.
304
00:14:38,093 --> 00:14:40,726
Well, then you had better
file a change of address,
305
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:43,593
because you are not getting
an apology from me.
306
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:44,893
(laughs)
307
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,493
Get out of our house!
308
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,860
(door slams)
309
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,260
(pounding)
310
00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:07,176
Perfect.
311
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,633
Ooh, girl, uh‐huh!
312
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,000
Ooh, that Brian sounds
like a live one.
313
00:15:11,066 --> 00:15:12,366
Who are you tellin'?
314
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,066
So when y'all going out again?
315
00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:17,333
Soon as he recovers from what
I did to him last night.
316
00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:21,600
Yeah, you put a hurtin'
on him, huh, girl?
317
00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:28,566
Overton, this is girl talk.
318
00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:30,466
Got you.
319
00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:33,366
But, uh, if you need
a man's opinion,
320
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,366
I'll be in the kitchen.
321
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:39,633
Hey, Synclaire. You still
reading that murder mystery?
322
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,566
Only have three
pages left to go.
323
00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:44,633
The detective just rounded up
the suspects for a big dinner.
324
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:47,033
Oh, that's the best part.
325
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,333
And who would have thought
326
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,033
that the archbishop had
a twin who did it?
327
00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:57,433
Who would have thought? Yeah.
328
00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,640
He must go.
329
00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:12,540
Well, welcome aboard, Synclaire.
330
00:16:12,606 --> 00:16:15,973
Sure, get rid of him now that
I've got him doing my laundry.
331
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,140
And picking up my dry‐cleaning.
332
00:16:18,206 --> 00:16:20,940
Look, you asked him to
stay, you tell him to go.
333
00:16:21,006 --> 00:16:23,806
No! I can't break his heart
into a gabillion little pieces.
334
00:16:23,873 --> 00:16:25,173
No.
335
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,906
I don't know how you stand
up without a spine.
336
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:35,706
Overton, I got to talk to you.
337
00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:38,140
Nope. Me first.
338
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,473
Being here the past couple days,
339
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:43,040
I realized that I'm not
just your handyman,
340
00:16:43,106 --> 00:16:44,306
I'm your friend.
341
00:16:44,373 --> 00:16:46,906
When I was in trouble,
you were there for me,
342
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,540
and I'm never gonna forget it.
343
00:16:49,606 --> 00:16:51,273
Here.
344
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,706
It's my very first glue gun.
345
00:16:55,173 --> 00:16:57,706
See? It's symbolic
of our friendship.
346
00:16:57,773 --> 00:17:00,546
True blue, and tight like glue.
347
00:17:03,046 --> 00:17:06,180
And don't look down the barrel.
You can glue your eyes shut.
348
00:17:07,813 --> 00:17:10,146
So, what did you
want to tell me?
349
00:17:11,746 --> 00:17:14,380
Um, Regine... wants, uh,
350
00:17:14,446 --> 00:17:16,613
light starch on the laundry.
351
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,713
MAX: Allow us to review
352
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,080
our previous offer.
353
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,646
You apologize to Overton,
354
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,346
we give you unlimited
refrigerator access
355
00:17:29,413 --> 00:17:30,746
for a month.
356
00:17:30,813 --> 00:17:33,646
Home‐cooked meals delivered
to your apartment on a tray.
357
00:17:33,713 --> 00:17:35,746
We even provide fresh
flower garnish.
358
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:37,446
Tulips are our specialty.
359
00:17:37,513 --> 00:17:40,046
Now, I love tulips as
much as the next guy,
360
00:17:40,113 --> 00:17:43,380
but I can't help you. I am
not going to apologize.
361
00:17:43,446 --> 00:17:44,913
Let me sweeten the deal.
362
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,280
No sniping for two weeks.
363
00:17:46,346 --> 00:17:48,080
Is that the best you can do?
364
00:17:48,146 --> 00:17:50,180
Oh, come on, Kyle, be a man.
365
00:17:50,246 --> 00:17:53,680
Max, if I were half the man you
are, maybe I'd be willing.
366
00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:58,946
See how I didn't touch that?
367
00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:01,020
Just a taste of
what could be yours
368
00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:02,920
if you'd just take Overton back.
369
00:18:02,986 --> 00:18:05,953
Kyle, you have no idea what
we've been going through.
370
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,853
Ah... putting his feet
up on the coffee table.
371
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,220
Shaving in the kitchen sink.
Uh‐huh.
372
00:18:11,286 --> 00:18:14,286
Has he started singing
his homemade songs yet?
373
00:18:14,353 --> 00:18:16,020
♪ Handyman ♪
374
00:18:16,086 --> 00:18:17,886
♪ Oh, handyman ♪
375
00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:21,953
♪ I need you to fix
my sink again ♪
376
00:18:23,653 --> 00:18:25,086
I missed that little ditty.
377
00:18:25,153 --> 00:18:27,086
Yeah, well, I haven't.
378
00:18:27,153 --> 00:18:28,186
(door slams)
379
00:18:28,253 --> 00:18:30,720
OVERTON: ♪ I'm very handy ♪
380
00:18:30,786 --> 00:18:33,420
♪ I am a real... ♪
381
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,120
Party on.
382
00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:37,186
(laughing)
383
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,986
Okay, fine, leave.
384
00:18:39,053 --> 00:18:41,053
But he misses you.
385
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,986
Really?
386
00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:45,953
It's too bad.
387
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,320
♪ Oh, handy ♪
388
00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:53,820
♪ Well, you drill and you
paint without flaking ♪
389
00:18:53,886 --> 00:18:55,753
♪ And I peel you away ♪
390
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:58,353
♪ Oh, handy... ♪
391
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:12,126
Now, here's a Kodak moment.
392
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,560
When you are through with
your witty repartee,
393
00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:17,093
would you put your hands
on this plunger, please?
394
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,026
Well, it is my job. Mm‐hmm.
395
00:19:19,093 --> 00:19:21,493
And I warned you about
those baby wipes.
396
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:27,060
So, how's it living
with the ladies?
397
00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:28,793
Oh, it's cool.
398
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:31,093
Educational.
399
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,193
Saw Khadijah naked.
400
00:19:34,326 --> 00:19:36,593
Max, too.
401
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,993
So how is it living
here all alone?
402
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,960
Having fun with your albums?
403
00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:42,826
Yeah, what's left of them.
404
00:19:42,893 --> 00:19:46,326
Yeah, nothing flies like A
Jackson Five Christmas.
405
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,593
That was really small, man.
406
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:53,160
No smaller than dropping
a man's heritage hammer
407
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,626
down the dumbwaiter.
408
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,526
Okay, okay, so things got
a little out of control.
409
00:19:57,593 --> 00:20:00,033
Hey, man, but what you said?
That really hurt, man.
410
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,600
Overton, man, what did I say?
411
00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:05,300
You said... something
about, um...
412
00:20:05,366 --> 00:20:07,100
buying the wrong candy
413
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,633
or mooching off your bonbons.
414
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,300
No, no, it was something about
415
00:20:11,366 --> 00:20:13,166
getting the wrong
seats in the theater
416
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:15,200
or getting butter
flavor on the popcorn?
417
00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:17,433
No, that wasn't it.
418
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,733
(chuckles)
419
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,200
You know, honestly, man,
I really can't remember.
420
00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:22,600
Me, either.
421
00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:25,666
But I only said what I said
because of what you said.
422
00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:28,066
So, wait. It‐it sounds like
423
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:31,600
there's really nothing
to apologize for.
424
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:33,000
Hmm. Guess not.
425
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,633
Well, then what do you say
426
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,233
we just forget all this
and you move back in.
427
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:40,466
Look, I'm not telling you.
I'm asking you.
428
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:42,100
I don't know.
429
00:20:45,966 --> 00:20:47,066
I don't know.
430
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:49,200
Ladies might take
it kind of hard.
431
00:20:49,266 --> 00:20:50,433
(chuckles)
432
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,000
I have a feeling they're
gonna be okay with this.
433
00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:54,100
Alright?
434
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,500
Oh, and I got a welcome‐back
present for you.
435
00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:59,273
A sink full of dirty dishes.
A‐ha! It's your week.
436
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,173
(laughs)
437
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,273
Yeah, well, uh,
438
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:04,640
maybe I'll just stay
with the ladies until‐‐
439
00:21:04,706 --> 00:21:06,840
a‐ha!‐‐ it's your week.
440
00:21:11,473 --> 00:21:14,473
So, well, maybe we can just
bend the rules a little bit.
441
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:17,073
That what I thought. Uh‐huh.
442
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:19,040
Oh, and...
443
00:21:19,106 --> 00:21:22,073
and there was nothing
clogging up the toilet.
444
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:24,406
Uh, yeah, I know.
445
00:21:24,473 --> 00:21:26,406
Think you're slick, don't you?
446
00:21:26,473 --> 00:21:27,673
(chuckles) Watchdog.
447
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,306
Bow‐wow. (laughs)
448
00:21:34,907 --> 00:21:36,628
Now that Overton's
not staying with us,
449
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,095
I really miss him.
450
00:21:38,162 --> 00:21:40,495
He's only been gone 30 minutes.
451
00:21:40,562 --> 00:21:42,562
It's not the same.
452
00:21:42,628 --> 00:21:45,928
It's just not the same.
453
00:21:45,995 --> 00:21:49,595
The fact that they had to stay
here at all is ridiculous.
454
00:21:49,662 --> 00:21:52,295
And Kyle talking about
how petty women are.
455
00:21:52,362 --> 00:21:54,395
Those two were just childish.
456
00:21:54,462 --> 00:21:56,828
For real. I mean, falling
out over nothing.
457
00:21:56,895 --> 00:21:58,762
Well, now, you wouldn't
be too pleased
458
00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:00,835
if I blurted out your business.
459
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,068
We do that all day.
460
00:22:03,135 --> 00:22:06,202
Yes, but you would have killed
me if I had told everybody
461
00:22:06,268 --> 00:22:10,135
that when you were 13 you had
a crush on Jimmy Walker.
462
00:22:11,835 --> 00:22:14,135
Ooh! Mmm!
463
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:15,935
You damn skippy. Matter of fact,
464
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,702
you need to forget you know
that bit of information.
465
00:22:18,768 --> 00:22:19,902
Ooh!
466
00:22:19,968 --> 00:22:21,768
How about freshman
year in college,
467
00:22:21,835 --> 00:22:25,035
when Khadijah belched in the
star quarterback's face.
468
00:22:25,102 --> 00:22:26,202
Oh, God.
469
00:22:26,268 --> 00:22:28,202
After eating onions.
470
00:22:29,968 --> 00:22:32,002
Well, mine tops all those.
471
00:22:32,068 --> 00:22:33,435
When we were five,
472
00:22:33,502 --> 00:22:36,335
Khadijah used to have
luncheons with her dollies.
473
00:22:40,502 --> 00:22:42,435
Synclaire, that's
not embarrassing.
474
00:22:42,502 --> 00:22:44,568
She breast‐fed them.
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