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The people down at the
shelter are going to love me
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when they see what
I am donating.
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Regine...
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these people are
poor, not tasteless.
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Well, then maybe you
should take it.
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And here's a box of
tissue to fill it.
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Ooh, look‐‐ my old
bag of marbles.
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Oh, I lost these ages ago.
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Too easy, yo.
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These marbles used to be on
the bottom of my turtle tank.
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When I was six and
family made the big move
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from St. Paul to Minneapolis.
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Oh, I was so lonely.
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So my mother brought me
a little turtle Fred.
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Oh, I loved Fred. He
was my best friend.
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What happened to Fred?
He bit me.
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I put him on the Popsicle raft
and send him off the river.
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Hey, hey. Here's
our contribution.
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Isaac Hayes eight‐tracks?
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What, they wouldn't fit
into the time capsule?
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Don't tell me y'all
are giving this away?
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Oh, please, put that back.
It's a piece of junk.
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I'll give you a dollar for it.
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Five.
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You just said it was junk.
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It's brand‐name junk.
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You drive a hard bargain.
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I'm going to give you five.
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I can get eight on
the street, Shorty.
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Uh‐oh. What? A
Playgirl from 1987?
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Talk about your horny packrats.
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So, wait, why are y'all
holding on to this?
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Page 54. Page 54. Page 54.
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It's ripped out.
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Alright, Max, what did
you do with page 54?
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I don't have it.
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Regine?
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Like I need pictures.
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Somebody took page 54.
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I'm so ashamed.
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♪ Check check check it out
check check check it out ♪
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♪ Do what you want girl
no free position ♪
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♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Yes we are living
the single life ♪
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♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Ooh, in a '90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
♪ Keep your head up ♪
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♪ What? ♪
♪ Keep your head up ♪
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♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get tough ♪
♪ You got to fight with ♪
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♪ My homegirls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue, and
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check, check, check it out ♪
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♪ Check, check, check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Do what you want, girl... ♪
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♪ Ooh, in a '90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
♪ Aah ♪
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Synclaire, what is all this?
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I'm studying for my
accounting exam.
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Ooh, it's really hard.
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Who knew there would
be so many numbers?
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Let me know if I can help.
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Maybe you can answer a question.
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When you're debiting
a revenue account
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do you have to add in
assets and liabilities?
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If I tell you the answer,
you'll never learn.
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Guess who?
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Denzel, I told you to stop
bothering me at the office.
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Scooter!
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(laughing)
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Scooter! Wait, wait, wait.
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Chill with the Scooter.
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The name is Terrence.
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Oh, you a big shot
record producer now.
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That's right. But
I'm still a homey.
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I've got two secretaries
who tell me so.
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Well, as long as I'm around,
your name is Scooter.
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So how you doin', girl?
As fine as you look?
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Well, no one can do that well.
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What about you? What
you doing in town?
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I just flew from Cali,
check out some groups.
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So clear your calendar.
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We're getting a little too old
to be running like we used to.
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Dancing all night...
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partying till dawn...
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throwing snowballs at the cops.
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Yeah...
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Yeah, last Christmas was fun.
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Whoo!
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Hey, how's Regine?
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Oh, still Regine.
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Looking for love in all
the wrong wallets.
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And the family?
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They're good. Everybody's cool.
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Hey, whatever happened to
that bugged‐out cousin
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of yours from Minneapolis‐‐
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the one who used to write those
crazy letters all the time?
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REGINE: Ooh!
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It is so nice to be able
to take a relaxing bath
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and just wash away all of
the anxieties of the day.
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Regine, you've
been home all day.
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And it was nice. Don't ruin it.
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So, which one of y'all
is making dinner?
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Y'all on your own. I'm
going out with Scooter.
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Having a great time, aren't you?
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Always do‐‐ just
chillin' with my buddy.
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No mind games, no
manners, and no makeup.
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Oh, hell, you can
be ugly with us.
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It's different, though.
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It's like going out with a guy
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but not going out
with a guy, you know?
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Are you saying he's got a
little sugar in his tank?
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No! I'm saying he's
just a friend.
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Oh, well, why go out with
a guy that's not a date?
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That's like taking a
horse for a walk.
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Accounting is easy. I am
open and receptive to it.
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Accounting is easy. I am
open and receptive to it.
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Accounting is easy...
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Oh, don't mind me.
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I'm just opening my mind to
the accounting fundamentals.
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They'll have plenty of
room to play in there.
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How's the class going, sweetie?
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Well, I've been
having some problems
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but not to worry. I've
got someone to help me.
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(knock at door)
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There's my tutor now.
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Evening, ladies.
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(Regine laughs)
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What do you know
about accounting?
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Well, I run my own business
plus once I installed
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an air conditioner in a C.
P. A.'s office.
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Bet you're feeling a little
foolish now, aren't you?
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Synclaire...
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They don't even know, do they?
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(chuckling)
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Okay, so my first question is
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how do you adjust
long‐term assets?
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Um, it's kind of bright
in here for studying,
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don't you think?
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Got any incense?
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(knock at door)
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I'll get it.
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Oh, hello, Kyle.
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I hate to bother you, but
I've an accounting problem
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that I just can't seem to solve.
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How's it going, man?
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I think she's warming up to me
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but how do you adjust
long‐term assets?
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Well, you have to consider
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depreciation, amortization
and depletion
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except in the case of
intangible assets,
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which have to be removed from
the contra asset account.
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Got it.
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One more time.
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(knock at door)
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Hello.
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Hey, I'm Terrence.
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Oh, I'm Kyle, man.
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This is Overton.
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Hey, we don't live here.
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Is Khadijah here?
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Hey, Scooter's in the house!
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What's up, baby?
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(laughing)
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So, Regine, you going to
hang with us tonight?
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No, honey, I'd love to
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I'm trying to grab three days
this week as pamper‐me days.
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Well, check you out.
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Got a little money.
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Bought yourself some hair.
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Shut up!
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But I must say, it
looks a lot better
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than them clothespins you used
to clip in them pigtails.
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Pretending like she
had long hair.
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Hey! I looked good.
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You looked like
Buckwheat's sister.
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Buckwheat had a sister?
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I think her name was Darla.
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No, man, that was the
little white girl.
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Oh, remember the one where
Miss Crabtree gives them cake?
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(singing The Little
Rascals theme song)
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Come on, come on.
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(singing continues)
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Uh‐uh‐uh. Hello. Huh?
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I hate to interrupt your
little male bonding,
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but mother's stomach
is growling.
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Guess you're ready to fill your
belly up with some free food.
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You know that. Alright.
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Bring me back a dog back.
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Max, they named a whole
bag after you, huh?
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Hey Terrence seems pretty cool.
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You know you can trust a guy who
knows his "Little Rascals".
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Hey, Max, since Khadijah and
Terrence are just friends
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maybe he'd make a
nice fellow for you.
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Mm‐mm. I don't think so. I
have very a strict policy
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about dating friends of friends.
I just don't do it.
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I never have and I never will.
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You old liar. You just
dated my man last month.
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Damn right. Then
I'd do it again!
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Ha‐ha!
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You're a mess.
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You can't stay away
from here, can you?
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It will be a minute to
pick up these files.
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You're not going to
make me type are you?
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No, but you could grab a broom.
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This will just take me a minute.
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Don't rush.
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I'll just be checking you
out in the moonlight.
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You should see me
under fluorescents.
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I glow.
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You think you're gonna sign any
of those groups we saw tonight?
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Well, that last group was cool.
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I'm not sure I've the extra time
it will take to develop them.
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You ever want something, but
don't have time to devote to it?
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Do I? This magazine has
become my whole life.
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Not much time for anything else.
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But I guess it's been
worth the sacrifice.
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We made it.
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Yep. Pretty much got everything
we wanted didn't we?
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Almost.
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What was that?
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It's been that long
since you been kissed?
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Why don't I run that
by you one more time?
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Okay.
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You've got some explaining
to do, Miss Missy.
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Out all night with Scooter?
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What's going on?
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Freeze. Ha‐ha!
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I saw you come home, girl.
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Where you been?
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Dag, do any of y'all have lives?
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I was out with Terrence.
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Terrence?
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What's up with you calling
Scooter Terrence?
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I did not. Yes, you did.
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If you don't mind me saying so,
you do have that certain glow.
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You got busy with Scooter?
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I did not.
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I got busy with Terrence.
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What?!
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Wow!
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I don't know what happened.
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He looked the same.
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He smelled the same.
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Next thing I know, he kissed me
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and my clothes fell off.
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Oh...
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You did the deed.
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Was it a good deed?
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That's the worst part.
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It was bad?
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It was great.
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I mean, I may have wrecked
a 20‐year friendship
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over a few hours of fun.
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A few hours?
257
00:11:58,773 --> 00:12:02,846
Okay, I'd say that's
a fair trade.
258
00:12:02,913 --> 00:12:04,880
I can't believe I lost
control like that.
259
00:12:04,946 --> 00:12:07,680
I'll never be able to look
him in the eye again.
260
00:12:07,746 --> 00:12:08,880
What do you mean?
261
00:12:08,946 --> 00:12:10,413
You can't sleep with your friend
262
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,380
and expect things to be thesame.
263
00:12:12,446 --> 00:12:13,813
Why not?
264
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,813
It's like... the birth canal.
265
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:19,413
Once you go through,
you can't go back.
266
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,680
Oh, been there done that.
Oh, yeah.
267
00:12:23,746 --> 00:12:25,046
It's no big deal, Khadijah.
268
00:12:25,113 --> 00:12:26,946
I've had sex with
friends before.
269
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:30,346
Really? Who?
270
00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:33,680
I can't remember their names.
We don't talk anymore.
271
00:12:33,746 --> 00:12:35,213
What a mess.
272
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,280
I think we're all forgetting
that love is a magical thing.
273
00:12:38,346 --> 00:12:39,846
Maybe Terrence is the one‐‐
274
00:12:39,913 --> 00:12:41,880
the one you can
fall in love with,
275
00:12:41,946 --> 00:12:43,680
the one you can
exchange vows with,
276
00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:46,480
the one you can grow old and
ugly and wrinkled together
277
00:12:46,546 --> 00:12:51,080
but it doesn't matter 'cause
you both have cataracts.
278
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,280
In her own disoriented way,
Synclaire could be right.
279
00:12:54,346 --> 00:12:56,580
I mean, Khadijah, you're
not one for casual sex.
280
00:12:56,646 --> 00:12:59,146
I know, and this wasn't.
281
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,486
Maybe that's what I'm afraid of.
282
00:13:01,553 --> 00:13:03,786
Oh, man, I'm getting confused,
283
00:13:03,853 --> 00:13:09,820
and y'all know I
hate being confused.
284
00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:13,186
Hey, I was just passing by.
285
00:13:13,253 --> 00:13:19,020
You'll need any cocking?
286
00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:20,353
No, I'm lying.
287
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:23,153
Kyle sent me down to find
out why Khadijah came home
288
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:27,720
in the same clothes that
she had on last night.
289
00:13:27,786 --> 00:13:29,753
I'm really embarrassed.
290
00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:34,120
I'll just go.
291
00:13:34,186 --> 00:13:39,553
So, what should I tell Kyle?
292
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,420
Anybody call?
293
00:13:46,486 --> 00:13:48,220
Hi. Just Regine, Max,
and the printer.
294
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,553
What'd they want?
295
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,586
Well, Regine wanted to
know if Terrence called
296
00:13:51,653 --> 00:13:53,620
and Max wanted to know
if Terrence called.
297
00:13:53,686 --> 00:13:56,186
Printer didn't know about
Terrence so I filling him in
298
00:13:56,253 --> 00:14:00,826
and he said, "good
luck dating a friend."
299
00:14:00,893 --> 00:14:02,260
Khadijah, look!
300
00:14:02,326 --> 00:14:05,760
I got some flowers for, uh...
Jackie Johnson.
301
00:14:05,826 --> 00:14:11,060
Good for her.
302
00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:12,793
Oh, don't worry
about it, Khadijah.
303
00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:14,993
I'm sure Terrence didn't
forget about you.
304
00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:17,660
Who knows? He's probably
just as confused as I am.
305
00:14:23,693 --> 00:14:25,793
Guess who? Terrence, not here.
306
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:30,693
That's not what you were saying
last night on the Xerox machine.
307
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,960
Come on, stop it!
308
00:14:33,026 --> 00:14:35,526
Hey, are you cool?
309
00:14:35,593 --> 00:14:37,260
Of course I'm cool.
310
00:14:37,326 --> 00:14:38,860
Why shouldn't I be?
311
00:14:38,926 --> 00:14:41,426
Maybe because last night,
we saw each other naked
312
00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:46,826
for the first time
since we were five.
313
00:14:46,893 --> 00:14:48,093
That was a trip, huh?
314
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,293
Yeah, it was for me.
315
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,293
No, really, I'm cool with this.
316
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,626
Good. I got you a
little something.
317
00:14:56,693 --> 00:14:57,993
A plane ticket?
318
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:01,966
I've to go back to L. A. And I
want you to join me for weekend.
319
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:04,233
This weekend? Yes.
320
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,566
As in two days from tomorrow.
321
00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:14,266
Terrence, I'm going
to have to say...
322
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,966
Let me think about it.
323
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:19,766
You do that.
324
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:23,200
I'll see you tonight.
325
00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:25,500
And if it helps you
make up your mind,
326
00:15:25,566 --> 00:15:31,333
it's a window seat.
327
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,633
Ooh...
328
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,633
Khadijah, I think someone
was in here last night.
329
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,233
What you talking about?
330
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,800
I don't know, I found these
in the copy machine.
331
00:15:39,866 --> 00:15:41,400
Can't make out, but it looks...
332
00:15:41,466 --> 00:15:42,766
Gimme that!
333
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:47,933
(gasping): Whoa!
334
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,866
Get out of here! Don't you...
Go back to work! Get to work!
335
00:15:51,933 --> 00:15:52,933
So what's the difference
336
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,400
between a temporary and
a permanent account?
337
00:15:55,466 --> 00:15:59,840
Well, a temporary account
is good for a minute
338
00:15:59,906 --> 00:16:02,673
but a permanent
account is something
339
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:06,740
that you can depend on, like a...
like a rock, see?
340
00:16:06,806 --> 00:16:09,606
You know, it's there to help
you through the bad times
341
00:16:09,673 --> 00:16:13,006
and laugh with you
through the good times.
342
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,006
You know, always
faithful, always true.
343
00:16:20,673 --> 00:16:24,840
Like a good friend.
344
00:16:24,906 --> 00:16:26,906
Well, gee, now, the book says
345
00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:28,706
permanent accounts are
on a balance sheet
346
00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:31,306
and temporary accounts are
on an income statement.
347
00:16:31,373 --> 00:16:35,040
Okay, you, you go with that.
348
00:16:35,106 --> 00:16:37,206
Oh, now, here's a toughie.
349
00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:39,940
What are the four basic
closing entries?
350
00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:42,340
You gonna have to
excuse me for a minute.
351
00:16:42,406 --> 00:16:44,473
I think I left my glue gun on.
352
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:48,340
Be right back.
353
00:16:48,406 --> 00:16:51,273
Kyle, quick. What are
the four basic entries?
354
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,640
Look, Overton, you are not
going to remember anyway
355
00:16:53,706 --> 00:16:55,673
and I'm tired of
sitting on this step.
356
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:58,673
Therefore, my participation
in your clever scheme
357
00:16:58,740 --> 00:16:59,740
is at an end.
358
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,446
But man, I need more time.
359
00:17:01,513 --> 00:17:04,246
Accounting is not as
romantic as I thought.
360
00:17:04,313 --> 00:17:06,080
Hey, but she's starting
to come around.
361
00:17:06,146 --> 00:17:08,380
Oh, brother, please, three
days and not one kiss.
362
00:17:08,446 --> 00:17:09,646
You do the math, okay?
363
00:17:09,713 --> 00:17:11,180
Oh, brother, don't
leave me hanging.
364
00:17:11,246 --> 00:17:15,846
Overton, I have better things to
do than to play Cyrano to you.
365
00:17:15,913 --> 00:17:17,880
Well, Khadijah, what do
you expect to happen
366
00:17:17,946 --> 00:17:19,680
when you sleep with
your best friend?
367
00:17:19,746 --> 00:17:23,046
On second thought, I think I
can help you out for a minute.
368
00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:25,080
So it's on you.
What you gonna do?
369
00:17:25,146 --> 00:17:27,880
What's to do? She's going to L.
A. To get hers.
370
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,146
She shouldn't lead him on.
371
00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:31,946
Why not? Men do it to
women all of the time.
372
00:17:32,013 --> 00:17:34,246
See, this is why you
never have a man.
373
00:17:34,313 --> 00:17:35,473
You're obsessed with revenge.
374
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,580
It's not revenge.
It's "prevenge‐‐"
375
00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:40,380
getting to them before
they get to you.
376
00:17:40,446 --> 00:17:42,680
Khadijah, you should
not feel obligated
377
00:17:42,746 --> 00:17:45,246
to go running off to L. A.
Just 'cause Scooter spent
378
00:17:45,313 --> 00:17:47,546
a couple of hundred dollars
on a plane ticket.
379
00:17:47,613 --> 00:17:49,680
Fifteen hundred.
380
00:17:49,746 --> 00:17:51,946
Oh.
381
00:17:52,013 --> 00:17:56,380
That's first class.
382
00:17:56,446 --> 00:18:01,086
Hmm, that's free
drinks and footwares.
383
00:18:01,153 --> 00:18:04,286
Let me see if I understand
this situation.
384
00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:07,053
A young man that you've
known all your life
385
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,486
has fallen in love with you,
wants to buy you things
386
00:18:10,553 --> 00:18:12,620
and take you away.
387
00:18:12,686 --> 00:18:14,653
Hell, you ain't got
to be a handyman
388
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,486
to figure this one out.
389
00:18:18,553 --> 00:18:22,720
Sounds like all assets and
no liabilities to me.
390
00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:26,920
Hey, you can use this
stuff in everyday life.
391
00:18:26,986 --> 00:18:29,220
Why did he give me this
damn ticket anyway?
392
00:18:29,286 --> 00:18:31,253
Okay, they always know
how to ruin things.
393
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,420
Everything going along fine,
and then, bam! Flowers.
394
00:18:35,486 --> 00:18:38,753
I mean, if I go to L. A.,
things will never be the same.
395
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:41,686
But if I don't go, I'll
never know what it'd be.
396
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:44,586
Khadijah, I'm telling you,
girl, save the friendship.
397
00:18:44,653 --> 00:18:45,886
Cut him loose.
398
00:18:45,953 --> 00:18:48,586
Personally, I think you
should sleep with him again
399
00:18:48,653 --> 00:18:52,186
and then it will
all become clear.
400
00:18:52,253 --> 00:18:53,253
And if not,
401
00:18:53,286 --> 00:18:59,353
you'll be set for the
next six months.
402
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:01,226
So this is how it works, huh?
403
00:19:01,293 --> 00:19:04,926
You hens sit around and you
cluck over poor brother's fate.
404
00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:08,293
Don't you think this is the kind
of thing should be kept private?
405
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,226
You're right. Get out.
406
00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:13,626
Alright. As usual, you
women will not have
407
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:15,726
the benefit of my
vast knowledge.
408
00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:16,793
Are you still here?
409
00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:17,760
No, I'm gone.
410
00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:21,426
(knock at door)
411
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,593
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
412
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:27,626
Hey, where we going?
413
00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:31,160
To the kitchen to eavesdrop.
414
00:19:31,226 --> 00:19:33,593
So, when I get back to L. A.,
415
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,560
should I bother
to scrub the tub?
416
00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:38,293
You should definitely
scrub the tub.
417
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,760
But I don't think
I'm coming to L. A.
418
00:19:40,826 --> 00:19:42,726
Don't think. Just pack.
419
00:19:42,793 --> 00:19:45,426
Terrence, it's not that easy.
420
00:19:45,493 --> 00:19:48,460
Nothing worth it ever is.
421
00:19:48,526 --> 00:19:50,193
But so much has changed.
422
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,560
Damn, I shaved my legs for you.
423
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,126
Really? Let me see.
424
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,860
Get out of here.
425
00:19:55,926 --> 00:19:58,360
What's it gonna take
to get you to L. A.?
426
00:19:58,426 --> 00:20:00,000
I don't know.
427
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,800
I don't know what I want.
428
00:20:02,866 --> 00:20:04,833
You telling me this
was just a fling?
429
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,400
No. If it was a fling,
430
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,533
we would be having this
conversation in California
431
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,933
with no clothes on.
432
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,933
Then it's more?
433
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,666
It could be.
434
00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:17,966
I don't know, this is
all happening so fast.
435
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:20,100
I mean, how come you're so sure?
436
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:23,566
Because I've always thought
about you this way.
437
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:26,133
Don't tell me you never
thought about me like that.
438
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:30,800
No. Well, maybe once or twice.
439
00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:34,700
Okay, all day today.
440
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:38,533
Well, look, baby, you
got a plane to catch.
441
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,066
You going to miss me, girl.
442
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:46,833
Don't forget you gave
me an open ticket.
443
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,833
Use it when you're ready.
444
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:00,740
Damn!
445
00:21:08,373 --> 00:21:10,873
This new system of you not
giving me the answers
446
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:13,573
and making me look things
up is really tough.
447
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,673
"That which does not kill
us makes us stronger."
448
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:21,006
The famous philosopher
Nietzche said that...
449
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:23,906
right before he died.
450
00:21:23,973 --> 00:21:26,240
I guess Terrence is somewhere
over Indiana by now.
451
00:21:26,306 --> 00:21:29,373
Mm‐hmm, you missed your chance
to join that mile‐high club.
452
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:33,473
You could have been on
that plane now‐‐ occupied.
453
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:35,440
Khadijah, you did the
right thing, girl.
454
00:21:35,506 --> 00:21:37,806
If it's meant to be, it will be.
455
00:21:37,873 --> 00:21:39,373
I hope so.
456
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,973
After seeing what
happened to you
457
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,040
I realize that friendship is too
precious a thing to tamper with.
458
00:21:44,106 --> 00:21:50,306
I would never ever get
involved with a friend.
459
00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:51,373
Never?
460
00:21:51,406 --> 00:21:53,440
Ever.
461
00:21:53,506 --> 00:21:58,106
Well, guess we've all
learned quite a bit.
462
00:21:58,173 --> 00:21:59,646
Synclaire, I think
you can handle
463
00:21:59,713 --> 00:22:01,446
the rest of this on your own.
464
00:22:01,513 --> 00:22:02,980
Okay, thanks, Overton.
465
00:22:03,046 --> 00:22:05,646
See you tomorrow?
466
00:22:05,713 --> 00:22:06,713
Maybe.
467
00:22:18,493 --> 00:22:20,854
REGINE: Oh, Khadijah,
look, flowers for me.
468
00:22:20,921 --> 00:22:23,054
Oh, I bet they're
from Patrick...
469
00:22:23,121 --> 00:22:25,154
or, or Mark... or no, it's Zeke.
470
00:22:25,221 --> 00:22:27,688
No, no, I couldn't get
my face cracked twice.
471
00:22:27,754 --> 00:22:29,321
These are for me.
472
00:22:29,388 --> 00:22:31,088
See, what'd I tell you?
473
00:22:31,154 --> 00:22:33,654
"These are for you as a
token of our friendship.
474
00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:35,188
"I know we're more than friends,
475
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,488
"but friendship is important
and I do value that."
476
00:22:37,554 --> 00:22:41,054
"I want you to know that I'll
be there if you ever need me."
477
00:22:41,121 --> 00:22:43,188
"I'll treasure all we've
shared over the years."
478
00:22:43,254 --> 00:22:46,788
Aww, girl, that is too sweet.
How'd he sign it?
479
00:22:46,854 --> 00:22:49,621
"Love, your cousin, Synclaire."
480
00:22:49,688 --> 00:22:50,688
(laughing)
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