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What...
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Hello.
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Can... Can I have those?
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Uh... oh.
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Of course.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Your car is messy.
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You got kids. I can tell that.
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Yeah, I sure do.
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Why are you sleeping in your car?
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Oh.
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Uh, I'm tired all the time.
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I call it Momstein Bar.
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I try to power nap when I can.
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Yeah, you got to take them
here and there, right, Mama?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I have to go to Staples, remember?
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You promised. I have to get
five things off my list.
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Wait, Mom. Mom, you're
passing the Goodwill place.
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- Mom, pay attention!
- Stop!
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Here. Take the jacket.
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Ohh.
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And what size shoe do you wear?
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Thank you. I wear a 8.
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Because I...
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I don't know whose this is,
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but these are, like, a 9 or a 10, maybe.
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Oh, man, you are such a nice lady.
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You're pretty.
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Thank you. You're pretty.
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Oh, no. No. I used to be,
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but you got to take care of yourself...
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You know, get your car washed,
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get your hair done.
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How do you think you're
going to get a nice man
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to make love to you?
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Oh. No. None of that for
me. I got rid of him.
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I'm not talking about a husband.
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I'm talking about a man.
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Don't you want a man to be nice to you?
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Oh.
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Yeah. Well...
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I told Paisley we could
to a vintage photo shoot,
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and I need wardrobe.
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♪ Shut up, Maxie, shut up, Maxie ♪
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Shut your face!
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Sam, your daughter is a monster.
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You can't just be a mama all the time.
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You got to sometimes be a lady,
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with the man putting
his full weight on you,
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making you feel good.
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Yeah.
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I appreciate that, Diane,
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but there is zero time
in the mom's schedule
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for being a lady.
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Oh, yeah, okay. I hear you with that.
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I raised four of my own.
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So you know.
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Oh, yeah. I mean, you give
them every second you got.
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You take them to school.
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You take them to their friend's house,
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music lessons...
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- Dance class.
- Yeah, sports.
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All those activities.
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Endless.
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I got my oldest.
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He's a lawyer back in Minnesota.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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One of them's married in Oregon.
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Two of them are working back east.
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They got good lives.
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And you gave that to them.
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Just like you.
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And now look at me.
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They leave you with nothing.
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You got to make time for you, Mama.
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They take everything,
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and then you're like me,
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hoping you find some nice lady
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to give you a jacket.
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Get out.
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What?
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What are you doing, Samantha?
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- Get out.
- No way, Mom.
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Mom, you can't just leave us here.
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There's a bus stop right there.
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Get on the bus. Take it home.
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Mom, don't be a drama queen.
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That bus doesn't even go to our house.
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No, it doesn't.
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You're going to take the bus to Ventura,
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get out, walk up the hill.
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Bye! Bye! Get out! I mean it!
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Mom, we're sorry.
We don't need anything.
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We'll help you with the groceries
when we get home.
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Please.
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Shit, I don't know.
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Damn it.
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What did the Network
say about Eliza again?
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I don't know. She
doesn't pop. Something like that.
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Uhh. I'm sick of all these ladies.
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Jen, what did they say about Eliza?
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Um, the note was she's a bummer.
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She is a bummer.
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I hate that we circle back
to talking about her.
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The network already approved
Manning Truesome. Let's just cast her.
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I'll kill myself first.
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- George.
- Yeah.
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Is there anyone we haven't thought of?
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All right, look. I have someone.
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Who?
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She was in a pilot I directed
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about ten years ago. She was hilarious.
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Network fired her
because she had no tits.
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That's not good.
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Who?
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- Sam Fox.
- I used to jerk off to her.
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No way.
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No way. She's, like, 60 now.
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Possible side effects include nausea,
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stiffness of joints,
thoughts of suicide,
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diarrhea, and, in rare cases,
seizures or death.
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Yeah, Sam, can you sound a little more
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cheerful during the disclaimer?
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Possible side effects include nausea,
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stiffness of joints,
thoughts of suicide,
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diarrhea, and, in rare cases,
seizures or death.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm trying to sound
cheerful about diarrhea.
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I'm sorry. Ahem. Diarrhea, sir.
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Oh, diarrhea, everyone.
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Is it thoughts of suicide and diarrhea,
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or is it thoughts of suicide
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and also thoughts of diarrhea?
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There's...
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I know, buddy. I'm sorry.
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What does this drug do anyway?
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It's a boner maker.
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Oh. Well, anything for a boner.
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Yeah, okay.
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I mean, although,
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if a guy has a nice hard dick
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and he has diarrhea
squirting out the back,
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it sort of ruins it,
you know what I mean?
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Just sort of.
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Okay, let's go. Is it you?
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Shit.
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Oh.
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Come on.
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Bingo.
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Seriously?
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Ohh.
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Ohh! No, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Mama, what's happening?
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Honey, I'm sorry.
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Mom, what did you do?
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It's just the smoke detectors.
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- Oh, my God.
- Mama, I'm scared!
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- It's okay.
- Mom, call Dad right now!
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- No!
- What's going on?
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Who are all those people in there?
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Who cares? Are we going
to die right now?
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You idiot! It's just a
frigging smoke detector!
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Shut up!
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Everybody, stop!
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I am so, so, so sorry.
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My God, this is so embarrassing.
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Shut up, Max! Mommy's doing her best!
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Mom, call Dad. The firemen
are going to want to talk to Dad.
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I can talk to the firemen!
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I don't need your fucking father!
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I can talk to a fireman by myself!
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I mean, I can send you out
for any audition that you want,
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but you have to be careful
about burning yourself out.
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I think personally that it's better
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to go out for just a few
things every month.
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You know, just seem more selective.
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The interesting thing about you
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is that you can play
a good range age-wise.
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Oh, definitely. I can play up to 25
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- and really down to 16.
- Mm-hmm.
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Phone call.
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- I'm meeting.
- It's Jen Abrams.
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Jen, hi.
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Hey, Tressa, do you still
represent Sam Fox?
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Uh... yeah.
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So you don't. Did she fire you?
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Well, no, Jen, she didn't.
I do represent her.
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Can I help you?
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I'm checking her avails for a pilot.
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Oh, for when?
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It shoots in March. It's the lead.
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The lead? Whose pilot is it?
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Danny and Zack.
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Okay. Well, I will give her a call.
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Um, is this...
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Danny and Zack love her.
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Haven't checked the network yet.
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Ah. Got it. Thanks, Jen.
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Yeah.
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See, I like that one.
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Yeah, but...
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It... It's subtle.
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Like, you don't notice,
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but you can totally tell.
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- It's shiny.
- It's really good.
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I want my face and neck
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to stop being old-looking, that's all.
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Yeah. That's scary. That's just scary.
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She looks like an alien.
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Hang on. It's my manager.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, Tressa.
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Hey, so, uh, some people
are checking your avails
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for March for a pilot.
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Okay.
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Should I say you're around?
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Yeah, I'm around. I mean,
you know I'm around.
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- Sure.
- Wait. What's the pilot?
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- What's the part?
- You know,
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just the usual friend
of the lead kind of thing.
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Anyway, I will let them
know that you're around.
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- Yeah. Bye, doll.
- Bye, honey.
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- Hi. Hello.
- Hi.
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So nice to meet you. I'm John.
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Hi. I'm Sam.
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This is Sunny, my friend.
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Uh, did you get a chance
to look at the photos?
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Ahem. Yeah, we did.
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Um, I'm not saying that yours do at all,
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but I notice that sometimes
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people tend to look a little shiny
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and a bit like a potato, kind of.
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A wet potato.
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Right. Well, not here
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because our technique is undetectable.
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You will not leave looking
like a shiny potato face.
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Wow. Okay. Well, we're here.
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I mean, this is for me. She's perfect.
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Ha ha ha. No, seriously,
what do you... what do you...
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How young are we now?
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Um, I'm 38.
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- You look great.
- Thank you.
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You both look great.
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I wouldn't really do anything on you.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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Wow.
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Okay. Why don't you
climb up onto this chair?
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Okay. Ahem.
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Okay.
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Awesome.
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Okay, let's have a look.
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- Okay, so, ahem...
- Uh-huh.
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You see how kind of the left
side of my face, it's melting?
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- Hmm.
- Like, my right eye,
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it's really heavy,
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like I've been in a prize fight.
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- Hmm.
- And then my neck.
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Jesus. I mean, what's happening to me?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Show him the picture.
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- Oh, yeah. Um...
- The picture of me.
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See, that's like, um...
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- Ah.
- Seven, eight,
267
00:11:21,618 --> 00:11:22,617
- maybe...
- 14.
268
00:11:22,685 --> 00:11:23,662
- ...years.
- Yeah, right.
269
00:11:23,686 --> 00:11:26,554
See, here you look fresh.
270
00:11:26,623 --> 00:11:29,590
And now you look tired, just tired.
271
00:11:29,659 --> 00:11:31,559
- Oh.
- That's all. No big deal.
272
00:11:31,628 --> 00:11:33,394
- We can remedy that.
- Okay.
273
00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:35,329
Okay? Here, why don't you hold this?
274
00:11:35,398 --> 00:11:36,397
- Okay.
- Okay. Now, see,
275
00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:37,732
if we do a partial face lift,
276
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,634
it would raise all of this up.
277
00:11:39,702 --> 00:11:41,435
- Okay.
- If we did the neck lift,
278
00:11:41,504 --> 00:11:43,304
it would be very understated
279
00:11:43,373 --> 00:11:44,538
- Okay, watch.
- Okay.
280
00:11:44,607 --> 00:11:46,374
Watch this. See this?
281
00:11:46,442 --> 00:11:48,542
- Pretty.
- Oh.
282
00:11:48,611 --> 00:11:50,278
- Pretty.
- Mm.
283
00:11:50,346 --> 00:11:52,647
Huh? Pretty.
284
00:11:52,715 --> 00:11:54,045
- Pretty.
- He's right.
285
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,594
- It's kind of amazing.
- Huh?
286
00:11:55,618 --> 00:11:56,550
- Uh-huh.
- Pretty.
287
00:11:56,619 --> 00:11:57,585
Pretty.
288
00:11:57,654 --> 00:11:58,653
What about, uh,
289
00:11:58,721 --> 00:12:00,321
what about my neck thing?
290
00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:01,589
Okay. Watch. Ready?
291
00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:03,391
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
292
00:12:03,459 --> 00:12:04,458
Fresh.
293
00:12:04,527 --> 00:12:05,626
Whoa.
294
00:12:05,695 --> 00:12:07,328
- Fresh.
- Fresh.
295
00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:09,530
Huh? Fresh.
296
00:12:09,599 --> 00:12:11,599
Huh? So fresh.
297
00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:13,734
You see that? Fresh.
298
00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:15,803
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
299
00:12:15,872 --> 00:12:18,272
You look like you went to, like,
300
00:12:18,341 --> 00:12:19,373
the Bahamas or something.
301
00:12:19,442 --> 00:12:20,574
Yeah. Wow.
302
00:12:20,643 --> 00:12:23,844
Uh, how long is the down time?
303
00:12:23,913 --> 00:12:25,613
Well, your face will be all bruises
304
00:12:25,682 --> 00:12:27,615
- for about three weeks.
- Oh, shit.
305
00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:30,351
Oh, but I anticipate
a very youthful result.
306
00:12:31,688 --> 00:12:33,821
W-What would you tell the girls?
307
00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:35,890
Well, I'll just
tell them I got attacked.
308
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:37,792
That way, they won't be mad at me.
309
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:41,128
At least they'll be nice
to be for a day, maybe.
310
00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:44,432
So I have an opening on the 18th.
311
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:49,270
Wow. Well, how much are we talking here?
312
00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:50,604
Okay.
313
00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:54,442
For the neck lift, it would be 45,000.
314
00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:55,743
And for the partial face lift,
315
00:12:55,812 --> 00:12:57,812
it would run 50,000.
316
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,780
Oh, you know what? I'm just going...
317
00:12:59,849 --> 00:13:02,650
Can I take the price list with me today?
318
00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:05,553
Because I'm going to think about it.
319
00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:09,223
I don't think I can go
completely Garbo right now.
320
00:13:09,292 --> 00:13:10,091
Of course.
321
00:13:10,159 --> 00:13:11,759
Sit, sit, sit. Everyone sit.
322
00:13:11,828 --> 00:13:17,331
Terrific. So we are very excited
323
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,399
about your show.
324
00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:19,633
So are we.
325
00:13:20,737 --> 00:13:24,338
Good. So what's up?
326
00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:25,706
What can I help you with now?
327
00:13:25,775 --> 00:13:28,576
So, uh, we know who
we want for the lead.
328
00:13:28,644 --> 00:13:33,414
Wow. Great. Have we seen her?
329
00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:34,515
All, right, so, Charles,
330
00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:35,794
I know you want to see choices.
331
00:13:35,818 --> 00:13:37,685
I mean, we've all been
through this before.
332
00:13:37,754 --> 00:13:40,488
And I'd like to think we
have some credibility here
333
00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:42,690
with our other shows doing so well.
334
00:13:42,759 --> 00:13:44,992
We absolutely love your shows.
I hope you know that.
335
00:13:45,061 --> 00:13:48,362
So who... who is it?
Who are we talking about?
336
00:13:48,431 --> 00:13:49,597
Sam Fox.
337
00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:51,499
Sam Fox is funny,
338
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,867
and that's our bottom line.
339
00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:54,802
You've got cute all over the network,
340
00:13:54,871 --> 00:13:56,504
and there's cute in the show,
341
00:13:56,572 --> 00:13:58,506
but Sam Fox is, like, real people.
342
00:13:58,574 --> 00:14:01,709
She will score with every demographic.
343
00:14:01,778 --> 00:14:04,712
When we cast young, we
leave everyone else out.
344
00:14:04,781 --> 00:14:06,747
Sam Fox has sex appeal,
345
00:14:06,816 --> 00:14:09,517
but the big move here is that
she's hysterically funny
346
00:14:09,585 --> 00:14:11,318
and everyone likes her.
347
00:14:11,387 --> 00:14:13,054
She's an everywoman.
348
00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:15,322
Works for me.
349
00:14:15,391 --> 00:14:16,490
Jen, great job.
350
00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:17,691
She's not on the show yet.
351
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:18,926
What are you mad about?
352
00:14:18,995 --> 00:14:20,873
Because I just burned
about 30% of my credibility
353
00:14:20,897 --> 00:14:22,596
with Charles Kemp.
354
00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:24,043
What, you didn't believe
what you said in there?
355
00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:26,634
- Because you seemed to.
- That's my job.
356
00:14:26,702 --> 00:14:27,968
You're a gender traitor.
357
00:14:28,037 --> 00:14:30,571
You're putting down your own people.
358
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,739
My people?
359
00:14:31,808 --> 00:14:34,375
You know, start a test
deal with Sam Fox.
360
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:37,078
Call the reps now, please.
361
00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:41,649
Uh, Charles said that?
362
00:14:41,717 --> 00:14:44,218
That's what he said. So
we need to start a test deal.
363
00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:45,319
Wow.
364
00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:47,788
Yeah, well, send a deal
memo to my office,
365
00:14:47,857 --> 00:14:49,723
and we'll get started.
366
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,725
Okay, Tressa. Thanks.
367
00:14:51,794 --> 00:14:52,960
Bye, Jen.
368
00:14:53,029 --> 00:14:55,729
Should I get Sam on the phone?
369
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:59,600
No. And don't tell anyone about this.
370
00:14:59,669 --> 00:15:01,368
You got that?
371
00:15:01,437 --> 00:15:03,170
Okay.
372
00:15:07,012 --> 00:15:08,144
We create...
373
00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:09,379
- Just let me...
- Stop.
374
00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:11,214
- I just...
- Mom, shush. Pay attention.
375
00:15:11,283 --> 00:15:12,540
I want to get your face in.
376
00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:13,650
Fine! Jesus!
377
00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:15,151
We're not misandrists,
378
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:18,221
but the patriarchy must be stopped.
379
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,389
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
380
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,424
- Now, Martin Luther King...
- Yeah!
381
00:15:21,493 --> 00:15:23,126
...he had one kind of a dream.
382
00:15:23,195 --> 00:15:24,360
And if he was alive...
383
00:15:24,429 --> 00:15:26,062
Martin Luther King beat his wife.
384
00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:27,263
What?
385
00:15:27,332 --> 00:15:28,465
Well, some people say
386
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,066
that the FBI spread that story
387
00:15:30,135 --> 00:15:31,108
to discredit him,
388
00:15:31,109 --> 00:15:32,547
but other people say
he cheated on his wife,
389
00:15:32,571 --> 00:15:35,238
- and also...
- Wait. Who told you this?
390
00:15:35,307 --> 00:15:36,940
Cary, Mom.
391
00:15:38,143 --> 00:15:39,109
My teacher?
392
00:15:39,177 --> 00:15:40,143
- Yes.
- Remember?
393
00:15:40,212 --> 00:15:41,177
Yes.
394
00:15:41,246 --> 00:15:43,213
Mahatma Gandhi beat his wife, too.
395
00:15:43,281 --> 00:15:45,648
Aah. I didn't know
Gandhi was even married.
396
00:15:45,717 --> 00:15:48,251
Why would Cary be
telling you these things?
397
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,386
Like, is he trying to make
you hate these people?
398
00:15:50,455 --> 00:15:53,189
No. He's just telling us
the whole truth about them,
399
00:15:53,258 --> 00:15:55,125
or at least as it's known.
400
00:15:55,193 --> 00:15:57,227
He's telling us what's been said.
401
00:15:57,295 --> 00:16:00,330
I mean, yeah, maybe
the FBI lied about King,
402
00:16:00,398 --> 00:16:04,000
but to say that he's this
perfect human statue
403
00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:06,002
is... is a lie.
404
00:16:06,071 --> 00:16:07,370
Hmm.
405
00:16:07,439 --> 00:16:09,272
It... It's important, Mom.
406
00:16:09,341 --> 00:16:10,540
Plus, they're still my heroes
407
00:16:10,609 --> 00:16:12,642
for the good that they did do.
408
00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:15,378
But their personal lives
were just kind of sketched out.
409
00:16:15,447 --> 00:16:18,281
Anyway, woman is
the nigger of the world.
410
00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:19,482
Frankie, don't say that.
411
00:16:19,551 --> 00:16:21,317
John Lennon said that.
412
00:16:21,386 --> 00:16:22,685
I know, but don't you say it.
413
00:16:22,754 --> 00:16:24,554
Do you know what he's
saying with that song?
414
00:16:24,623 --> 00:16:26,389
Also, it's a direct quote from
415
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:28,024
Zora Neale Hurston.
416
00:16:28,093 --> 00:16:29,325
Mom, I know.
417
00:16:29,394 --> 00:16:30,493
He wasn't being derogatory.
418
00:16:30,562 --> 00:16:34,063
It was being, like, metaphorical.
419
00:16:34,132 --> 00:16:35,865
Cary told us that.
420
00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:37,033
Hmm.
421
00:16:37,102 --> 00:16:38,968
Also, Gandhi was pen pals with Hitler.
422
00:16:39,037 --> 00:16:40,303
Oh, my God.
423
00:16:40,372 --> 00:16:42,438
This kid looks like
Sam could be his mom.
424
00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:44,207
Why if we give her a black son?
425
00:16:44,276 --> 00:16:45,275
Like she adopted?
426
00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:46,442
Or shtupped a black guy?
427
00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:48,511
Shtupped. Yes. Please.
428
00:16:50,515 --> 00:16:52,482
We're ready for him.
429
00:16:52,551 --> 00:16:54,250
I have Charles for you.
430
00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:55,351
Hi, Charles.
431
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,420
- Hi, Charles.
- Hey, Charles.
432
00:16:57,489 --> 00:16:59,255
Guys, I have great news.
433
00:16:59,324 --> 00:17:01,424
- Yeah?
- Great. Let's hear it.
434
00:17:01,493 --> 00:17:03,093
Rachel McAdams got
a hold of your script.
435
00:17:03,161 --> 00:17:04,227
She wants the lead.
436
00:17:04,296 --> 00:17:05,261
She's amazing.
437
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:06,329
She's funny, talented.
438
00:17:06,398 --> 00:17:07,430
We love her.
439
00:17:07,499 --> 00:17:09,065
So we just locked her down,
440
00:17:09,134 --> 00:17:10,567
and based on that,
441
00:17:10,635 --> 00:17:12,101
we're ready to move on to series.
442
00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:17,240
Uh, Charles, that... that's great.
443
00:17:17,309 --> 00:17:18,575
Amazing. We love her.
444
00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:20,376
Congratulations, guys.
445
00:17:20,445 --> 00:17:21,945
I'm excited.
446
00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:23,179
So are we.
447
00:17:23,248 --> 00:17:24,414
Good. We'll talk soon.
448
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,682
Ow. Yeah, right.
449
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:28,585
Uh, all right, great. So let's, uh...
450
00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:30,987
let's look at this stuff
and figure it out.
451
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:44,378
We're gathered here
today because we know
452
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,376
- that there is an atrocity...
- You know, I read
453
00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:49,947
that Mother Teresa
used to take private jets
454
00:17:50,015 --> 00:17:51,815
and go to fancy dinners.
455
00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:54,017
Mom, that's not the same thing.
456
00:17:54,086 --> 00:17:55,319
She was a Catholic nun.
457
00:17:55,387 --> 00:17:57,688
There's nothing complex
about Mother Teresa.
458
00:17:57,756 --> 00:17:58,622
She sucked.
459
00:17:58,691 --> 00:18:00,824
I know, but Gandhi was so little.
460
00:18:00,893 --> 00:18:02,659
How could he beat up anybody?
461
00:18:04,136 --> 00:18:06,475
All right, guys, let's start the mob.
462
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:09,533
Just look to the lady in
the pink T-shirt for the moves.
463
00:18:09,602 --> 00:18:12,202
Frankie, take the rest of these
T-shirts. Hand them out.
464
00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:14,004
Yes, I can do it, yes.
465
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,940
She loves your class.
466
00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:19,776
Well, Frankie is a rock star.
467
00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:21,211
Yeah. Uh, listen,
468
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,014
I got to ask a favor of you, buddy.
469
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,884
Frankie's knowledge of
the world is accelerating
470
00:18:26,952 --> 00:18:29,019
because of your class, good and bad,
471
00:18:29,088 --> 00:18:32,089
and that's great, but
it's going really fast.
472
00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:34,925
And I can't keep up.
473
00:18:34,994 --> 00:18:37,261
I work. I rarely
get a download from her,
474
00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:40,731
and when I do, she's on
a newer and bigger planet,
475
00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:41,798
like today.
476
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:43,267
Come with us to Stockton.
477
00:18:43,335 --> 00:18:46,203
- What? - Yeah, we're going on
a class trip to Stockton.
478
00:18:46,272 --> 00:18:48,939
You would learn so much with Frankie,
479
00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:50,252
so then you'll be totally up to speed.
480
00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:52,109
- Our song is next.
- When is it?
481
00:18:52,177 --> 00:18:53,255
It's the first week of March.
482
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:55,245
She should totally come with us.
483
00:18:55,314 --> 00:18:57,180
Oh, Stockton? Mom's always got to work.
484
00:18:57,249 --> 00:18:58,348
She won't make it, Cary.
485
00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,784
Well, that's good, Frankie.
486
00:19:00,853 --> 00:19:01,785
Your mom's an earner.
487
00:19:01,854 --> 00:19:02,853
I know.
488
00:19:04,156 --> 00:19:06,123
Shall we mob it up, Madame?
489
00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:07,858
Yes.
490
00:19:13,832 --> 00:19:15,065
Hi, Sam.
491
00:19:15,134 --> 00:19:20,270
Tressa, hi. Listen, is that
pilot still happening,
492
00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:22,039
that pilot in March?
493
00:19:22,107 --> 00:19:24,141
No, it went away.
494
00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:26,043
Oh, good!
495
00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:28,178
Thanks, honey! Love you!
496
00:19:28,247 --> 00:19:30,847
Love you. Have fun.
497
00:19:37,089 --> 00:19:38,255
I'm going to do it.
498
00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:40,958
Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah!
499
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:45,524
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