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72, 73,
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74, 75!
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- I told you, guys, Mr. 75!
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- God damn, you doing
that shit, all right!
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- Yeah, you're doing
it, any and everything.
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- Al and Richy, playing
trashketball again.
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- That was 75 in a row, Mr.
Hall, his aim is impeccable.
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- Why am I hearing you're
late for appointments
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and you're filming shit?
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- Well, we're making a
documentary about our lives, Mr.--
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- No you're not,
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you're playing fucking
trashketball on my time.
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You keep this up and you will not be
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in the company commercial, and
I will dock your pay again.
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- Yo, yo, we make like 70 bucks a day.
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Soon, we will be paying to work here.
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- Shut the fuck up, Richy,
and get to your shit.
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I'm leaving Junior here in charge,
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and you'd better be plumbing them toilets.
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- Y'all heard my daddy, get to plunging.
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Come on, come on, let's
go, get to plunging,
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get to plumbing, clean up this shit.
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Man, y'all know I'm playing,
man, turn down for what?
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Mr. Clean, I'm'a need you
to go to the car, all right?
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I'm gonna give you my
keys, you get the speakers
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out of there and I want
you to go to the store
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and get a keg about this tall, all right?
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All right, Mr. Clean, my
nigga, my nigga, my nigga!
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All right, Richy, you
the one with the bitches.
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Go get the bitches, go get naked hos.
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I want you to build a pole right there
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with my daddy's equipment
and I want them sliding down
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there, I want them to have
titties like this, you feel me?
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You, I'm gonna need you to go to the car,
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I have this pot, right,
with this creole seasoning
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and a whole bunch of chicken.
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Get on it, cook that shit up, right?
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- Shit.
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- Can you teach me how to use this thing?
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I heard this is a bitch magnet.
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You know what I'm saying?
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What's up, this your boy, Roger, you know?
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Future rapper, future star, you feel me?
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You like that, you like that?
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- Al and Richy on the
scene, in the morning,
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hitting the beat early, getting shit done,
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getting footage, gonna be a great day.
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- Richy, can you be
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a little more inconspicuous,
please,, okay?
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You know, we gotta ask people's permission
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to be shooting this stuff
and you're waving the camera
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around like you don't give a damn.
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So you want me to
miss some amazing footage
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just because of some fucking papers?
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- Look, I'm just saying, I
don't want to get in trouble.
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That's it, that's all I'm saying.
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Well, what are
they gonna do, fire us?
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- I don't know about you, but
I've got a financial period
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bleeding out of my bank account's uterus
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and it's called rent, okay?
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Fuck rent,
dude, let's be homeless.
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- Yeah, let's be homeless.
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Who is it?
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- It's Al, from Poop in Your Pipe.
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Be right there.
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- Okay.
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Yeah, let's be homeless,
I'm sure my three-year-old
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wants to be sitting
outside of the 7-Eleven
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eating month-old pizza.
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Yo, it's
month-old when you buy it.
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- At least it's hot when you buy it.
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I could go for
something hot right now.
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- Hey, fellas, I'm
sorry, I was just getting
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out of the shower, I completely
forgot you were coming.
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- Hi, I'm Al, from Poop in Your Pipe.
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- Yeah.
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- Miss, uh, um--
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- Leslie?
- Leslie.
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Uh, your whole...
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- Oh, geez.
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You know, after a certain
age, you just say,
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"Fuck it, I like my titties
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"and I don't care if the world sees them."
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Come on inside.
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My toilet is all backed
up and it won't flush,
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it's ridiculous.
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You guys want water or lemonade?
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I read in a magazine that
lemonade is ridiculously bad
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for you, it's, like, got
all this sugar in it,
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and who the fuck knows
if there's real lemons?
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- Hey, um, Miss Leslie--
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- Call me Maura.
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- Maura.
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We're film students,
we're making a documentary
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about the lives of plumbers.
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- Why?
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- Just because.
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Most people don't know the kinds of things
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we have to deal with on a daily basis.
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- That sounds like a shitty
idea, no pun intended.
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- We'll find a way to make it interesting.
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We just wanted to know if it's okay
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that we shoot in this
house and that you're okay
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with being a part of the
process, that kind of stuff.
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- Couldn't ask me that over the phone?
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I would have polished
my nipples or something.
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Sure, whatever.
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I don't know why anyone
would want to see a movie
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about toilets, but...
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Are you filming right now?
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- Yeah, Richy is.
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- The most essential tool a
plumber can have is a plunger.
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- Oh, my gosh, I think
I got some on my lip.
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Yeah, the
second most essential tool
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a plumber can have is a breath mint.
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All right, now, a lot
of people think that,
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here, Al, hold the camera, okay?
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All right, a lot of fucking people--
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- Hey, hey, hey, no cursing, I don't want
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to have to bleep this out
a million times later.
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- Can I finish a sentence?
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Okay, finish your sentence.
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- All right, geez.
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Now a lot of fucking
people think that you need,
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like, snakes and shit to fix a toilet.
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This is how you fix this.
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Now that toilet in there is
clogged with crap, am I right?
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You're right.
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- And that crap is solid,
so in order to loosen it,
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we've got to sort of burn it, right?
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Now what most people
would do is let this boil.
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Big mistake, you're gonna
crack that porcelain ASAP.
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What you gotta do is
bring it to almost a boil
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and then pour it in there.
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Now all we gotta do is let this cool.
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- Gosh, it smells like shit in here.
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Here you go.
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- Thank you.
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- And I got you guys' number on deck.
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- Okay, great, you have
the hotline number, right?
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- Yeah, actually, can
I always get you guys?
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- Yeah, sure, there you go.
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- Al and Richy, I got you both?
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- Okay.
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Uh, by the way, Miss Maura,
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here you go.
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Thank you.
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- Just like that.
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And you didn't want me filming, man.
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We could have missed
that, are you kidding me?
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Holy shit, yeah, what
a way to start the day.
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We need coffee.
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You got it bad, man, holy shit.
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Man, she wasn't bad for
an older broad, right?
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I'm sure you'd hit it.
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- Yeah, that's not in
question, I'm just saying.
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I like her A-curves.
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- Well, that's a-okay.
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I guess we wait.
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And we saw some titties this morning.
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I would never hit an old lady like that.
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- The young Orson Welles
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makes his first feature film ever,
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and even by today's standards, it is still
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considered one of the
greatest films of all time.
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What makes this film so great?
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- I think it proves that
the way you tell the story
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may be better than the story itself.
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Elaborate.
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- Well, I mean, it's a
story about a guy's sleigh.
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- Spoiler alert!
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Just kidding, you've had 85
years to watch it, students.
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Continue.
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- Well, I mean, I really like the way
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that they showed status, you know.
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If they want somebody to look really big,
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then they put the camera way down low,
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but if they wanted them
to be really small,
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then they put it way above their head,
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and you kind of just go with it, right?
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- Absolutely, good answer, this film,
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especially at that time, was
considered groundbreaking.
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It didn't get nine
nominations for no reason.
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- Yeah, well, I didn't like it.
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- Why?
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- Well, it was, it was long, you know,
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it was self-indulgent,
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every character felt like
a character of a character,
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and the whole time, I felt
like I had Orson sitting next
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to me, you know, telling
me how good his movie is,
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okay, like, "Don't blink, I'm
about to do something amazing"
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or "Oh, did you see that,
it was fricking great."
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- Completely reasonable, and your opinion
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is as good as anyone else's.
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Anyone else?
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Martha?
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- I thought it was interesting.
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- Oh, that's interesting,
thank you, Martha,
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your opinion is always
kind of a, uh, well...
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Make sure you leave your reaction papers
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to 12 Angry Men on the chair by the door.
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And don't forget to
write one for next week.
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- Oh, thanks.
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Leroy, I just think that
everything you said today
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was really deep, it really spoke to me.
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And I know you failed in
Hollywood, but not for me.
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- Thank you, that's very kind.
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- Um, Leroy, I have a question to ask you.
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- And I have an answer.
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- Great, I have a question
about this project I'm doing.
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I'm making a documentary about my job.
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- Plumbing?
- Yes.
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- Why?
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- I don't know, I guess
just for practice, I guess.
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- I see, yeah, I wondered
why you and Mr. Leone
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had the lights, camera,
action thing set up yesterday.
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- Exactly, it's for plumbing.
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What I wanted to ask you
is, what would be a good,
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like, focus point for us, you know?
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Because we're just
keeping the camera rolling
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in every aspect of our lives, you know?
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- You know, Al, doing a documentary
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is a little bit like finding the news.
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You go out, get whatever you get,
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and you figure it out in post.
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You never really know
what you're gonna get
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out of it, so I'd say you're
probably doing the right thing.
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- Really?
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- Sure.
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I mean, it's a boring topic,
but if it's just a practice,
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I'd say go for it.
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- Well, thanks, Leroy.
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Have a good one.
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- And you.
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- Come on, Richy.
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You think Leroy's gay?
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- What, what do you mean?
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What kind of question
is that, is Leroy gay?
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Stallone,
Schwarzenegger, Jason Batham,
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Jean Claude Van Damme,
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fucking Roadhouse.
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You're trying to
tell me that all these guys,
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they don't like scarves?
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- Zero times have I
seen them wear a scarf.
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- His name is not Jason Batham,
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I think you said Jason Batham--
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Yeah, Jason Batham.
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- His name is not Jason
Batham, it's Jason Statham.
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He did a movie with, he did a movie.
250
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,422
- He was in fucking Transporter,
like eight times over.
251
00:13:07,502 --> 00:13:09,096
Oh, catch you later, brother.
252
00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:13,734
You fuck your wife good
for me tonight, all right?
253
00:13:13,784 --> 00:13:15,366
- All right, get out
of my car, Richy, okay?
254
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:16,840
- Goodnight, buddy.
- Thank you.
255
00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:17,946
See you tomorrow.
256
00:13:17,996 --> 00:13:19,450
- Sweet dreams.
- Shut up.
257
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,419
What's up, fellas?
258
00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:39,489
Hello?
259
00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:41,416
- Shush, I just put her to bed.
260
00:13:41,466 --> 00:13:42,659
- Oh, I missed her again?
261
00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:44,791
- Yeah, how was your day?
262
00:13:44,841 --> 00:13:48,069
- Uh, yeah, not bad, how was yours?
263
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,834
- Did you get any good footage?
264
00:13:49,884 --> 00:13:52,469
- Uh, yeah, you know, in fact,
265
00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:54,601
Leroy says it's kind of boring,
266
00:13:54,651 --> 00:13:57,922
but, you know, I think I can
get something good out of that.
267
00:13:57,972 --> 00:14:00,473
- I think it's a good idea, honey.
268
00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:04,975
- You know what, I've
been doing some research
269
00:14:05,025 --> 00:14:08,091
about some of the lamest documentaries
270
00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:10,592
that sell for, like, a million dollars.
271
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,354
Imagine, okay, you and me,
272
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:16,297
a million dollars.
273
00:14:16,347 --> 00:14:17,415
- Or five.
274
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,178
- Five million dollars.
275
00:14:19,228 --> 00:14:23,073
Sister-woman, I would buy you a planet.
276
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,795
- That's a cheap planet.
277
00:14:24,845 --> 00:14:26,567
- Why don't you ever just, like,
278
00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:30,428
accept the planets that I give you?
279
00:14:34,048 --> 00:14:35,433
Really?
280
00:14:41,263 --> 00:14:45,405
Rent, $950, leaves me $550.
281
00:14:47,355 --> 00:14:48,849
Car insurance,
282
00:14:51,059 --> 00:14:54,374
gas, electric,
283
00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:58,116
rent.
284
00:15:23,236 --> 00:15:25,245
I can't sleep.
285
00:15:28,975 --> 00:15:33,117
You know, I read if you
claim it, you want it.
286
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,310
If you get it.
287
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,651
I just want more, I just want everything.
288
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,559
I just don't know how to get it.
289
00:15:53,339 --> 00:15:55,718
- Look, shut the fuck up.
290
00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:58,268
You know what, you got money, so what?
291
00:15:58,318 --> 00:16:01,318
I can tell you got money
riding on your belly.
292
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:05,227
Bitch, hated you.
293
00:16:05,277 --> 00:16:07,027
You know what, I'm going to work.
294
00:16:07,077 --> 00:16:09,880
When I come back, I better
see you three pounds lighter.
295
00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,583
You think I'm playing.
296
00:16:17,813 --> 00:16:20,333
- What's, uh, what's the deal today?
297
00:16:20,383 --> 00:16:21,936
- She's bleeding from her pussy, bro.
298
00:16:21,986 --> 00:16:22,945
- Really?
299
00:16:22,995 --> 00:16:24,342
- I'll tame the bloody beast soon.
300
00:16:24,392 --> 00:16:25,492
- How you gonna do that?
301
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:26,895
- With a dick, bro.
302
00:16:28,005 --> 00:16:30,604
- I mean, what's she
screaming about today?
303
00:16:30,654 --> 00:16:32,051
- Money.
304
00:16:32,101 --> 00:16:34,804
When I didn't have a job,
she'd tell me to get one.
305
00:16:34,854 --> 00:16:37,554
I get a job, she tells
me to get a better one.
306
00:16:37,604 --> 00:16:39,151
It's a never-ending cycle.
307
00:16:39,201 --> 00:16:41,854
Bro, I'm telling you, when
this movie makes it big,
308
00:16:41,904 --> 00:16:43,604
I'm taking my money,
309
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,257
I'm slapping the bitch
across the face with it,
310
00:16:45,307 --> 00:16:47,157
and I'm kicking her the
fuck out of the house.
311
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,397
- Hell yeah!
312
00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:49,557
- Hell yeah.
313
00:16:49,607 --> 00:16:50,673
- Hell yeah!
314
00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:52,065
- Get the fuck out of here, man.
315
00:16:52,115 --> 00:16:53,368
- Let's go make us some money.
316
00:16:53,418 --> 00:16:54,721
It's hot in this car.
317
00:16:54,771 --> 00:16:56,730
- It's way fucking hot, man, let's roll.
318
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,502
Let's put those windows down.
319
00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:02,201
Goddamn, you got a lot of fucking stairs
320
00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:03,647
to be climbing this early.
321
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:06,858
- Do you do anything but complain, Richy?
322
00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:08,669
- Dude, all I'm saying
is, a building this nice,
323
00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:11,213
they could afford a fucking
elevator, am I wrong?
324
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,598
- I don't know, I mean,
it's only like five steps.
325
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:16,126
- Thank God we're fucking here.
326
00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:21,499
Yo, Poop in Your Pipe Plumbing Services.
327
00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:23,064
Be right there.
328
00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:26,139
- What do you think, though,
we cut this shit together,
329
00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:28,394
we could sell this for,
like, two or three mil?
330
00:17:28,444 --> 00:17:29,799
Yo, easy, huh?
331
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,425
- You know, actually, Leroy
said it was kind of boring idea.
332
00:17:32,475 --> 00:17:33,662
- Now, how did you understand him
333
00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:35,304
with all those dicks in his mouth?
334
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,734
Actually, no, let's edit
that shit out in there,
335
00:17:37,784 --> 00:17:39,424
we need the gay demographic.
336
00:17:39,474 --> 00:17:40,629
- You got it.
337
00:17:42,249 --> 00:17:46,239
- Hey, are you Mr. Dooger Johnson?
338
00:17:46,289 --> 00:17:48,300
- Yeah, but don't make fun of my name.
339
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:49,785
- Sorry, man.
340
00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:52,418
- Come on in.
341
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,784
- All right, so listen here, dude,
342
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:03,565
we're filming a documentary
about the everyday life
343
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,727
of plumbers, is it okay if
we film our experiences here?
344
00:18:05,777 --> 00:18:07,891
- That sounds like a pretty boring movie.
345
00:18:07,941 --> 00:18:09,959
- I'm telling you, we
live an interesting life.
346
00:18:10,009 --> 00:18:12,967
- Oh, yeah, I'm sure it's far from shitty.
347
00:18:13,017 --> 00:18:16,490
- Oh, that's the first time I
heard that joke right there.
348
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:19,289
Come on, can we film here or not?
349
00:18:20,619 --> 00:18:22,320
- Yeah, that's fine.
350
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,740
- All right.
351
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:31,011
Whoo, look at that smell.
352
00:18:31,061 --> 00:18:32,444
- Look at the smell?
353
00:18:32,494 --> 00:18:35,217
It's got a color,
man, I can feel it on my face.
354
00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:36,505
- Oh, God.
355
00:18:36,555 --> 00:18:39,040
I've never smelled
crap so crap-smelling.
356
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:41,243
- Let me see what we can do here, okay?
357
00:18:41,293 --> 00:18:45,713
Guys, this is a level two out of three.
358
00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:49,963
Okay, so, standard procedure:
359
00:18:50,013 --> 00:18:52,148
put gloves on, just to make sure
360
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,380
you're not getting poop
under your cuticles.
361
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:55,790
Yeah.
362
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:59,550
- Now, cuticle stands for, it's
an acronym, for fingernails.
363
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,017
This right here
is what I like to call
364
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:06,480
a full-five at 5 p.m., a shitty situation.
365
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:11,158
You cannot possibly understand
just how disgusting this is.
366
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:15,433
Hence, henceforth, the surgery mask.
367
00:19:15,483 --> 00:19:17,877
- I want to make sure I'm
getting bloody backsplash.
368
00:19:17,927 --> 00:19:22,085
It smells, it's
poopy, and it smells.
369
00:19:22,135 --> 00:19:24,526
- I got a little bit on my eyebrow.
370
00:19:24,576 --> 00:19:27,631
Okay, so you
guys have a deal already.
371
00:19:28,781 --> 00:19:30,678
- You gotta be very careful,
372
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:33,641
because when water is
boiling, it's very hot.
373
00:19:33,691 --> 00:19:35,163
Like a fresh bitch.
374
00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:36,667
- Everything's all cracking up,
375
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,312
everything's all breaking down,
376
00:19:38,362 --> 00:19:41,177
okay, this is why they
call us the professionals.
377
00:19:41,227 --> 00:19:42,892
- How's it going?
378
00:19:42,942 --> 00:19:44,680
- Oh, hey there, Dooger.
379
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:47,147
That's a nice tie, you headed to work?
380
00:19:47,197 --> 00:19:50,343
- Yeah, thanks, got a
board meeting this morning.
381
00:19:50,393 --> 00:19:52,550
- Yeah, I'll be done in a minute, okay?
382
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,479
- Hey, don't worry about it, fellas.
383
00:19:54,529 --> 00:19:56,547
It's not a big deal if I'm late.
384
00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:57,978
- What do you do?
385
00:19:58,028 --> 00:20:01,218
- Accounts executive at Jack and Warden.
386
00:20:02,338 --> 00:20:03,447
- Good money?
387
00:20:03,497 --> 00:20:06,220
- Man, I make 63 bucks an hour.
388
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:09,884
- You alone make 63 bucks a fucking hour?
389
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:11,202
- Yeah.
390
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,682
- Fuck, deadliest guy in the world
391
00:20:12,732 --> 00:20:14,348
goes from a one to a nine-and-a-half
392
00:20:14,398 --> 00:20:16,747
when he makes $63 an hour.
393
00:20:16,797 --> 00:20:18,345
- That's the truth.
394
00:20:18,395 --> 00:20:21,680
Dude, I fucked an Armenian
bitch the other night.
395
00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:24,079
I mean, just think
about that for a second.
396
00:20:24,129 --> 00:20:26,993
A black guy and an Armenian.
397
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,683
- Yeah, it's unheard of.
398
00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:32,276
- You wouldn't believe
how much pussy you can get
399
00:20:32,326 --> 00:20:34,111
when you got money.
400
00:20:34,161 --> 00:20:35,803
- Better shit done.
401
00:20:35,853 --> 00:20:37,778
- No pun intended.
402
00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:41,041
- So why don't you have,
like, a huge house?
403
00:20:41,091 --> 00:20:42,944
- Well, I don't need it.
404
00:20:42,994 --> 00:20:44,824
Look, I save my money.
405
00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:47,031
That way, when I see something I want,
406
00:20:47,081 --> 00:20:48,373
I get it.
407
00:20:49,453 --> 00:20:50,739
- But for now--
408
00:20:50,789 --> 00:20:52,245
- I want pussy,
409
00:20:52,295 --> 00:20:54,476
so I get my pussy.
410
00:20:56,136 --> 00:20:57,694
- Fuck.
411
00:20:57,744 --> 00:20:59,151
- That's the formula.
412
00:20:59,201 --> 00:21:00,913
You need to stop chasing
shit around all day,
413
00:21:00,963 --> 00:21:02,840
get some real cash,
414
00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:05,801
and then you'll be floating
in the pussy juice.
415
00:21:05,851 --> 00:21:07,984
- Stop chasing shit, huh?
416
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,820
- Oh, by the way,
417
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:13,133
I fucked your sister, too.
418
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,919
- All right, Mr. Johnson,
have a great day, okay?
419
00:21:17,969 --> 00:21:19,377
- Yeah, you too, man.
420
00:21:19,427 --> 00:21:21,023
Hey, hold up a second.
421
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:28,380
Here you go.
422
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:33,345
You want more?
423
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,222
Get it on your own.
424
00:21:36,272 --> 00:21:38,318
You'll feel better.
425
00:21:56,318 --> 00:21:57,964
- You know what?
426
00:21:59,664 --> 00:22:01,321
I fucking like Dooger.
427
00:22:11,646 --> 00:22:13,371
She could fuck all night.
428
00:22:13,421 --> 00:22:15,323
Calls up the homies, I'm asking y'all,
429
00:22:15,373 --> 00:22:18,097
which park are y'all playing basketball?
430
00:22:23,627 --> 00:22:26,132
We're just making this movie, right?
431
00:22:26,182 --> 00:22:28,154
- Pretty much about us plumbing.
432
00:22:29,464 --> 00:22:31,278
Yeah!
433
00:22:33,181 --> 00:22:35,298
- Yeah, I know.
434
00:22:37,718 --> 00:22:39,736
- This right here is what happens
435
00:22:39,786 --> 00:22:42,180
when you get a bunch of
hair stuck in the sink.
436
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,784
I call this situation the Sasquatch.
437
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:46,643
Is it okay if we will film in there?
438
00:22:49,313 --> 00:22:51,034
Yo, Al, you in there?
439
00:22:51,084 --> 00:22:53,288
Dude, that toilet is broken.
440
00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:55,614
Made for the princess in you.
441
00:22:55,664 --> 00:22:57,685
Actually, you in the princess.
442
00:23:00,415 --> 00:23:02,618
- Welcome at Stan's that night.
443
00:23:03,788 --> 00:23:05,925
Her name was Darcy.
444
00:23:05,975 --> 00:23:10,016
She was like a real, sweet girl.
445
00:23:10,066 --> 00:23:12,149
- Now rap about your father, man,
446
00:23:12,199 --> 00:23:13,987
no disrespect to you.
447
00:23:15,107 --> 00:23:16,616
I can't deep one.
448
00:23:19,176 --> 00:23:21,943
So owns you, do.
449
00:23:21,993 --> 00:23:24,105
- Yo, no one fucking lives here.
450
00:23:24,155 --> 00:23:25,894
This place looks condemned.
451
00:23:39,694 --> 00:23:41,560
- What's up, guys?
452
00:23:41,610 --> 00:23:44,099
Uh, we're here to fix your toilet.
453
00:23:45,699 --> 00:23:48,586
- You've got this fancy woman
who's able to talk to you,
454
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:51,312
but we can't listen to
anyone singing on the radio?
455
00:23:51,362 --> 00:23:53,889
- My kid put his cookie in there, okay?
456
00:23:53,939 --> 00:23:55,628
I can't get it out.
457
00:23:55,678 --> 00:23:58,728
- Listen to my flow,
here we go, on the one,
458
00:23:58,778 --> 00:24:02,301
drop it on the two, that's
my job, plumbin' fool.
459
00:24:02,351 --> 00:24:04,087
- See, we're actually making a documentary
460
00:24:04,137 --> 00:24:05,779
about our lives as plumbers.
461
00:24:05,829 --> 00:24:08,244
We just wanted to know,
and just sign this waiver
462
00:24:08,294 --> 00:24:10,147
saying it's okay that we're
filming in your house.
463
00:24:10,197 --> 00:24:11,980
- Could you please sign this for me?
464
00:24:12,030 --> 00:24:14,328
- Waiver, waiver, waiver, a waiver,
465
00:24:14,378 --> 00:24:16,466
just to say it was okay that
we filmed in your house.
466
00:24:16,516 --> 00:24:17,473
- Sure.
467
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:18,601
- Great.
468
00:24:18,651 --> 00:24:22,995
- Stella is not the only
one who got her groove back.
469
00:24:28,112 --> 00:24:29,759
- Um, cool.
470
00:24:50,819 --> 00:24:53,542
Richy, this is your stop.
471
00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:54,837
- Yeah.
472
00:24:56,857 --> 00:24:58,946
- Dude, get out of the car.
473
00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:00,872
- I know my brain is telling me to,
474
00:25:00,922 --> 00:25:02,939
but I'm telling you, bro, I can't.
475
00:25:02,989 --> 00:25:04,631
- Richy, you're gonna
sleep when you get tired.
476
00:25:04,681 --> 00:25:06,840
- Bro, I just don't want to go inside.
477
00:25:06,890 --> 00:25:09,660
- Richy, I gotta get home before, like,
478
00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:12,571
I gotta get home before
my kid gets to bed, okay,
479
00:25:12,621 --> 00:25:15,394
I haven't seen the kid after
7:00 a.m. in, like, three weeks.
480
00:25:16,554 --> 00:25:18,514
- You know, dude, you have me thinking.
481
00:25:18,564 --> 00:25:20,936
- Can we talk about this another time?
482
00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,119
- A father should be able to see his kid
483
00:25:23,169 --> 00:25:24,975
and a man should be able
to go in his own home
484
00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:26,829
with no fear and no trepidation.
485
00:25:26,879 --> 00:25:27,863
- Richy--
486
00:25:27,913 --> 00:25:30,213
- We worked a long-ass day today,
487
00:25:30,263 --> 00:25:34,255
and after tax, we made like 70 bucks.
488
00:25:34,305 --> 00:25:36,655
Dooger makes that in a fucking hour.
489
00:25:38,315 --> 00:25:40,787
- Richy, can we talk about this tomorrow?
490
00:25:40,837 --> 00:25:42,665
Please, please.
491
00:25:42,715 --> 00:25:44,782
- Probably go inside and Shelly's got
492
00:25:44,832 --> 00:25:46,403
a good reach and a good arm, bro.
493
00:25:46,453 --> 00:25:49,998
- It's not possible that
it's that bad, Richy.
494
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,536
Can I just go home,
dude, can I just go home?
495
00:25:52,586 --> 00:25:54,765
- You know, I'm trying
to open up to you, here,
496
00:25:54,815 --> 00:25:56,836
you know, give you a little
glimpse inside my brain
497
00:25:56,886 --> 00:25:58,123
and you're turning me down.
498
00:25:58,173 --> 00:25:59,742
- Richy, I don't need to
look inside you right now,
499
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,763
okay, I don't freaking
care about your brain.
500
00:26:01,813 --> 00:26:03,570
- All right, fuck, fuck it, fine.
501
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:06,627
You know, if I can't be
sensitive with you, fuck it,
502
00:26:06,677 --> 00:26:08,411
go the fuck home, okay?
503
00:26:08,461 --> 00:26:11,067
- Get out of my freaking car.
504
00:26:11,117 --> 00:26:12,668
- Geez.
505
00:26:20,258 --> 00:26:22,741
Al, wait, wait, wait, wait.
506
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,151
What do you want?
507
00:26:24,201 --> 00:26:25,161
What do you want?
508
00:26:25,211 --> 00:26:26,780
- You stick it good to
Gizelle for me tonight--
509
00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:28,428
Get the hell out of my car.
510
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:50,821
- Sorry.
511
00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:59,061
- Interesting reaction to Citizen Kane.
512
00:26:59,111 --> 00:27:03,574
Martha, once again,
found it "interesting."
513
00:27:04,647 --> 00:27:09,355
Luke, nice paper, your
opinions are 100 % valid.
514
00:27:10,465 --> 00:27:14,281
Richy, actually an amazing reaction paper
515
00:27:14,331 --> 00:27:15,595
on how you hated it.
516
00:27:15,645 --> 00:27:17,242
The only part I did not like was the fact
517
00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:20,952
that you thought Citizen Kane
was a mask-wearing wrestler.
518
00:27:22,410 --> 00:27:24,994
Al, always looking on the technical side.
519
00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:26,592
I liked it a lot.
520
00:27:26,642 --> 00:27:29,363
Which brings me to this part of the class.
521
00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:33,336
How many of you think a
movie needs solid actors?
522
00:27:34,496 --> 00:27:36,339
Everybody's hands go up.
523
00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:38,221
Understandable, right?
524
00:27:38,271 --> 00:27:41,555
A movie needs this, in this order:
525
00:27:42,534 --> 00:27:47,309
good sound, good actors,
and good production value.
526
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,447
If people can't hear your movie,
527
00:27:49,497 --> 00:27:51,609
no one will want to watch your movie.
528
00:27:51,659 --> 00:27:54,617
And then, no one wants to
listen to your bad actors talk,
529
00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:57,764
then again, no one will
want to watch your movie.
530
00:27:57,814 --> 00:28:00,186
So in order for you to be filmmakers,
531
00:28:00,236 --> 00:28:03,004
I want you to feel comfortable
in front of the camera
532
00:28:03,054 --> 00:28:04,790
and behind the camera.
533
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,432
Yes, Martha, I know, it's interesting.
534
00:28:08,482 --> 00:28:10,550
Let's do some improv.
535
00:28:11,810 --> 00:28:13,553
- You're too beautiful to be here.
536
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,422
Relax.
537
00:28:16,472 --> 00:28:19,110
- Can you stop sweet-talking
me for two seconds?
538
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,222
- All right, bitch, shut your mouth.
539
00:28:21,272 --> 00:28:22,854
How's that, does that work for you?
540
00:28:22,904 --> 00:28:25,115
- And that was my third
one, so after that,
541
00:28:25,165 --> 00:28:27,851
it was just, like, we
need a divorce, like.
542
00:28:27,901 --> 00:28:30,473
- Um, I'm scared.
543
00:28:30,523 --> 00:28:32,615
- Scared for what?
544
00:28:35,705 --> 00:28:37,457
- Oh!
545
00:28:43,835 --> 00:28:45,455
- First, you gotta take
off all your clothes--
546
00:28:45,505 --> 00:28:46,955
- What the fuck?
547
00:28:47,005 --> 00:28:48,315
Oh, my God--
548
00:28:48,365 --> 00:28:49,476
- You want me to save your kids?
549
00:28:49,526 --> 00:28:50,658
- I want you to, yes, yes.
550
00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:52,022
- Then you gotta take off your clothes.
551
00:28:52,072 --> 00:28:53,276
- I'm not taking off my clothes.
552
00:28:53,326 --> 00:28:56,448
- Okay, no, okay, wait, hold on.
553
00:28:56,498 --> 00:28:58,792
Let me get my, let me get my feet.
554
00:29:00,052 --> 00:29:02,176
Over here, okay.
555
00:29:02,226 --> 00:29:03,498
- I am confused.
556
00:29:11,052 --> 00:29:12,216
Hey, Pa.
557
00:29:12,266 --> 00:29:14,514
There is something very important
558
00:29:14,564 --> 00:29:16,032
I want to talk to you about.
559
00:29:16,082 --> 00:29:17,616
- What's that, boy?
560
00:29:18,606 --> 00:29:21,116
- Well, I was down at church-school--
561
00:29:21,166 --> 00:29:24,590
- Please, talk, go ahead and get over it.
562
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,592
- Well, he was giving
me my every-week massage
563
00:29:27,642 --> 00:29:30,976
and he said, "Well, son,
564
00:29:31,026 --> 00:29:33,294
"since you're graduating
from the eight grade,
565
00:29:33,344 --> 00:29:37,418
"I'll give you a massage
that's just gonna represent
566
00:29:37,468 --> 00:29:38,662
"how much work you've been doing."
567
00:29:38,712 --> 00:29:40,078
- Right, well, that's a normal thing.
568
00:29:40,128 --> 00:29:41,522
- That's how I feel.
569
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,308
But then it got a little bit not-normal.
570
00:29:43,358 --> 00:29:46,918
Next class, we are
trying an acting experiment,
571
00:29:46,968 --> 00:29:50,008
so bring in items of
sentimental value, please.
572
00:29:54,608 --> 00:29:58,410
- I'm, um, having a party
in two-and-a-half weeks
573
00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:00,426
for my birthday, are you coming?
574
00:30:00,476 --> 00:30:02,072
- Well, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
575
00:30:02,122 --> 00:30:04,468
I'll bring Al too, okay?
576
00:30:04,518 --> 00:30:06,624
- Sounds like fun.
- All right.
577
00:30:15,862 --> 00:30:17,107
What the hell?
578
00:30:17,157 --> 00:30:18,128
- What?
579
00:30:19,229 --> 00:30:20,277
What the hell?
580
00:30:20,327 --> 00:30:21,496
- What, what is it?
581
00:30:21,546 --> 00:30:22,581
Who is that?
582
00:30:22,631 --> 00:30:23,558
- Who?
583
00:30:23,608 --> 00:30:24,818
Who is that in my house?
584
00:30:24,868 --> 00:30:26,323
- What are you talking about?
585
00:30:26,373 --> 00:30:28,613
- Somebody let a model in my house.
586
00:30:30,373 --> 00:30:31,923
There's a model in my house.
587
00:30:31,973 --> 00:30:33,288
- Stop.
588
00:30:33,338 --> 00:30:34,928
Pretty girl, what's up?
589
00:30:34,978 --> 00:30:36,190
How you doing?
590
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,847
- I'm doing well, who let you in my house?
591
00:30:38,897 --> 00:30:41,227
Uh, am I not a model?
592
00:30:41,277 --> 00:30:43,465
- Hm, maybe.
593
00:30:43,515 --> 00:30:44,552
No?
594
00:30:44,602 --> 00:30:46,054
- Yes you are.
595
00:30:46,104 --> 00:30:47,349
I'll pose for you.
596
00:30:47,399 --> 00:30:49,111
- Please do that.
597
00:31:06,501 --> 00:31:08,382
I can't wait any longer.
598
00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:10,692
Put it in.
599
00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:14,810
Just put--
600
00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:32,144
It's okay.
601
00:31:33,624 --> 00:31:35,324
Are you listening?
602
00:32:48,993 --> 00:32:51,895
- Hey, hey, would you fuck
that bitch over there?
603
00:32:51,945 --> 00:32:54,757
- I don't even think I can
afford the condom, dude.
604
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,587
- Condom?
605
00:32:56,637 --> 00:32:59,541
Man, I haven't worn the
devil's plastic in my life.
606
00:33:00,591 --> 00:33:02,975
- How does that even make
sense, the devil's plastic?
607
00:33:03,025 --> 00:33:04,207
What are you talking about?
608
00:33:04,257 --> 00:33:05,263
- What?
609
00:33:05,313 --> 00:33:07,111
- The devil's plastic,
what does that mean?
610
00:33:07,161 --> 00:33:09,249
- I don't know, man, sometimes,
you know I just say things.
611
00:33:09,299 --> 00:33:10,745
- Over the past three years,
612
00:33:10,795 --> 00:33:12,461
have you only been sleeping with Shelly?
613
00:33:12,511 --> 00:33:13,781
- Fuck, no.
614
00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:16,225
- This whole time, you
haven't been wearing a condom?
615
00:33:16,275 --> 00:33:18,981
No, the fuck no, I don't
wear a fucking condom.
616
00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:21,357
- Dude, are you getting tested?
617
00:33:21,407 --> 00:33:23,205
- I make them test this dick.
618
00:33:23,255 --> 00:33:24,683
- Are you getting tested?
619
00:33:24,733 --> 00:33:26,047
- No, I'm good, man.
620
00:33:26,097 --> 00:33:27,875
My stream is like golden heaven,
621
00:33:27,925 --> 00:33:29,549
and it slides out like butter.
622
00:33:29,599 --> 00:33:31,465
If I don't feel the burn,
ain't no need to turn,
623
00:33:31,515 --> 00:33:32,785
now, am I right?
624
00:33:32,835 --> 00:33:34,413
- Richy, you're terrible.
625
00:33:34,463 --> 00:33:36,613
- Bro, I can't do with the committed life.
626
00:33:36,663 --> 00:33:38,091
- We're not even talking about that,
627
00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:39,411
what are you talking about?
628
00:33:39,461 --> 00:33:41,083
I'm just saying, if you cheat,
629
00:33:41,133 --> 00:33:43,239
protect yourself, protect your partners.
630
00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:44,629
- All right, look, here's something
631
00:33:44,679 --> 00:33:46,343
you don't know about a rubber:
632
00:33:46,393 --> 00:33:48,955
I'm the pull-out prince.
633
00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:51,175
- Pre-cum.
634
00:33:51,225 --> 00:33:52,539
- I know when it's coming.
635
00:33:52,589 --> 00:33:55,311
- No, that doesn't even
make any freaking sense.
636
00:33:55,361 --> 00:33:56,895
- Look, dude, I'm telling you.
637
00:33:56,945 --> 00:33:58,725
All right, so I'm stroking it, right?
638
00:33:58,775 --> 00:33:59,981
You know, I'm getting it in.
639
00:34:00,031 --> 00:34:02,093
All the sudden, my gonads
give my brain a call,
640
00:34:02,143 --> 00:34:03,633
they're like, "Yo, soldiers be marchin',"
641
00:34:03,683 --> 00:34:06,757
my brain's like, "A'ight,
cool," hang up, click,
642
00:34:06,807 --> 00:34:10,189
conversation's over, I'm
halfway to San Diego, man,
643
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:11,535
every single time.
644
00:34:11,585 --> 00:34:13,893
- Guaranteed, you have six kids out there,
645
00:34:13,943 --> 00:34:16,181
two of them are girls,
and when they turn 18--
646
00:34:16,231 --> 00:34:18,029
- I'm gonna stop you right there, okay?
647
00:34:18,079 --> 00:34:20,501
If they look like my mom or my dad,
648
00:34:20,551 --> 00:34:22,085
I'm pulling a 180.
649
00:34:22,135 --> 00:34:23,695
What have you been married
for, like four or five years?
650
00:34:23,745 --> 00:34:24,839
- Three years.
651
00:34:24,889 --> 00:34:26,159
- Same difference, man.
652
00:34:26,209 --> 00:34:27,417
You cannot tell me that you don't
653
00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:28,631
have some shit on the side.
654
00:34:28,681 --> 00:34:31,491
- Dude, I promise you I
have no girl, no nothing,
655
00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:33,541
hand to the Big Man
Upstairs, I got nothing.
656
00:34:33,591 --> 00:34:37,967
- Yo, one pussy is boring
halfway through the first time.
657
00:34:38,017 --> 00:34:40,105
Three years later, I can't even recognize
658
00:34:40,155 --> 00:34:42,041
that as a vagina anymore.
659
00:34:42,091 --> 00:34:44,681
Maybe, maybe I'm wrong to hit it raw,
660
00:34:44,731 --> 00:34:49,175
but bro, ain't no thing like
a fresh piece of wet flesh.
661
00:34:50,275 --> 00:34:52,935
- See, that's the thing, the
stuff like that, that you say,
662
00:34:52,985 --> 00:34:55,091
that's a lot, it's a little much for me.
663
00:34:55,141 --> 00:34:58,171
- There's just nothing
out there that's better.
664
00:34:58,221 --> 00:35:01,409
I mean, new pussy is always good pussy.
665
00:35:01,459 --> 00:35:02,931
- Is that right?
- It is!
666
00:35:02,981 --> 00:35:04,647
- New is always better?
667
00:35:04,697 --> 00:35:06,081
- Yes, every single time.
668
00:35:06,131 --> 00:35:08,101
- Okay, check it out, fat girl.
669
00:35:08,151 --> 00:35:09,377
- Good pussy.
670
00:35:09,427 --> 00:35:11,116
- Anorexic girl.
- Good pussy.
671
00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:13,328
- Bulimic girl.
- Good pussy.
672
00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:14,781
- Dead girl.
673
00:35:14,831 --> 00:35:16,093
- No comment.
674
00:35:16,143 --> 00:35:17,528
- That's disgusting.
675
00:35:17,578 --> 00:35:19,138
Back in this neighborhood, again,
676
00:35:19,188 --> 00:35:21,732
this lady actually called
for us personally this time.
677
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:24,117
- Is this titty lady?
678
00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:25,552
- It is Maura.
679
00:35:25,602 --> 00:35:27,098
- Knock, knock.
680
00:35:27,148 --> 00:35:28,829
- She actually said there's
something going down
681
00:35:28,879 --> 00:35:32,562
with her toilet, so we're
here to see what's going down.
682
00:35:32,612 --> 00:35:35,247
- Yeah, man, we'll see if
we can go with them titties.
683
00:35:36,894 --> 00:35:38,372
Poop in Your Pipe.
684
00:35:42,942 --> 00:35:44,572
Dammit.
685
00:35:45,702 --> 00:35:47,287
Just back here?
686
00:35:51,297 --> 00:35:55,446
Whoa, whoa whoa.
687
00:35:55,496 --> 00:35:58,931
Yeah, that's water.
688
00:35:58,981 --> 00:36:01,901
See, boys, there's
a leak in there somewhere,
689
00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:03,837
my floor is all wet and gross.
690
00:36:05,957 --> 00:36:08,021
- Let Richy handle this shit.
691
00:36:08,071 --> 00:36:09,372
Hey, Richy?
692
00:36:09,422 --> 00:36:12,016
- Excuse me, let Richy handle this crap.
693
00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:13,335
Thank you.
694
00:36:14,945 --> 00:36:17,610
- All right, oh, shit.
695
00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:22,919
Hey, Al?
696
00:36:22,969 --> 00:36:24,110
- Yeah?
697
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,625
- Hey, that's not the toilet.
698
00:36:25,675 --> 00:36:27,110
- Actually, it looks like it might just be
699
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,800
dripping from the sink or something.
700
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:31,681
- I think you're right.
701
00:36:34,141 --> 00:36:37,218
Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be, let's see.
702
00:36:38,388 --> 00:36:40,145
Yeah, it's a connection down here.
703
00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:46,151
Yeah, that'll do it.
704
00:36:46,201 --> 00:36:47,545
- That's it?
- That's it.
705
00:36:47,595 --> 00:36:48,784
All right.
706
00:36:49,864 --> 00:36:52,451
Hey, Maura, you need any
help cleaning this place up?
707
00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:55,043
- Oh, I will not pass up on help.
708
00:37:11,273 --> 00:37:12,722
Have a seat.
709
00:37:14,572 --> 00:37:15,922
Let's talk.
710
00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:17,243
Richy, you hungry?
711
00:37:17,293 --> 00:37:18,596
- Fuck, yeah.
712
00:37:18,646 --> 00:37:20,767
- Make yourself a sandwich, go ahead.
713
00:37:20,817 --> 00:37:22,129
- Thanks!
714
00:37:31,639 --> 00:37:34,479
- What the fuck are you
doing fixing toilets?
715
00:37:36,309 --> 00:37:37,763
- What?
716
00:37:37,813 --> 00:37:40,353
- What, you make like a hundred
bucks a day or some shit?
717
00:37:41,533 --> 00:37:42,774
- 70.
718
00:37:42,824 --> 00:37:45,767
- Every other black guy I
know is out there rapping,
719
00:37:45,817 --> 00:37:48,730
singing, throwing balls
around, making millions,
720
00:37:48,780 --> 00:37:53,292
and you're making 70
bucks a day sniffing shit?
721
00:37:53,342 --> 00:37:55,267
What the fuck?
722
00:37:57,557 --> 00:38:00,157
- You know we're actually going
to sell this movie, right?
723
00:38:00,207 --> 00:38:02,776
- A movie about shit, it's shit,
724
00:38:02,826 --> 00:38:05,659
you're not selling shit.
725
00:38:05,709 --> 00:38:07,122
Black pepper?
726
00:38:07,172 --> 00:38:09,019
- Top of the--
727
00:38:09,069 --> 00:38:10,946
I found it, found it.
728
00:38:10,996 --> 00:38:13,620
- I can help you, both of you.
729
00:38:14,810 --> 00:38:15,863
- How?
730
00:38:17,009 --> 00:38:18,981
- Pinky swear this goes nowhere.
731
00:38:23,661 --> 00:38:27,099
My brother and I own
a relocating business.
732
00:38:27,149 --> 00:38:28,502
- Relocating?
733
00:38:28,552 --> 00:38:32,629
- Yes, substance relocation.
734
00:38:34,939 --> 00:38:35,906
- Oh.
735
00:38:37,057 --> 00:38:38,767
Okay, so what do you want me to do?
736
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:41,730
- Send a message, you're a
big guy, you're intimidating.
737
00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:45,636
Your friend in there seems like
he'd be down for the cause.
738
00:38:45,686 --> 00:38:47,770
You know them Italians.
739
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:49,653
- So like, uh...
740
00:38:50,863 --> 00:38:53,990
- Sometimes people try
to get away with murder,
741
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,755
that may be their punishment.
742
00:38:55,805 --> 00:38:59,347
Or we shit somebody's ankles
743
00:38:59,397 --> 00:39:03,310
or we break some knees,
whatever the fuck we gotta do
744
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,303
to get our fucking point
across, we'll fucking do it.
745
00:39:06,353 --> 00:39:10,034
- Dude, cheese, uh, I want cheese.
746
00:39:10,084 --> 00:39:13,302
Ah, fuck it, I don't feel
like farting all the way home.
747
00:39:14,490 --> 00:39:17,022
Hey, fuck it, hey, where's the cheese?
748
00:39:17,072 --> 00:39:18,345
- Bottom right, honey.
749
00:39:18,395 --> 00:39:19,739
- Fuck, yeah.
750
00:39:19,789 --> 00:39:22,809
- Look, I'm not telling you to jump ship
751
00:39:22,859 --> 00:39:24,326
on what you're doing, you know,
752
00:39:24,376 --> 00:39:27,114
you gotta keep up appearances and whatnot.
753
00:39:27,164 --> 00:39:31,357
I'm just offering you a change of pace.
754
00:39:31,407 --> 00:39:34,102
I like you, the little time
I've gotten to know you.
755
00:39:34,152 --> 00:39:36,161
You seem genuine.
756
00:39:36,211 --> 00:39:38,548
And I'm not telling you
to fuck me or nothing,
757
00:39:38,598 --> 00:39:40,803
I'm just saying I'd like
to offer you something
758
00:39:40,853 --> 00:39:42,609
a little better in the world.
759
00:39:42,659 --> 00:39:45,363
Take your time, think about it,
760
00:39:45,413 --> 00:39:48,889
it definitely takes a
certain type of commitment,
761
00:39:48,939 --> 00:39:53,162
and I don't want you in
on a half-baked idea.
762
00:39:59,102 --> 00:40:00,922
- What's the pay?
763
00:40:02,242 --> 00:40:04,826
- 10 to 25 K a job.
764
00:40:18,782 --> 00:40:21,260
- Oh, hey, yo, those
two chicks right there,
765
00:40:21,310 --> 00:40:22,786
which one would you do?
766
00:40:24,143 --> 00:40:25,542
Yo?
767
00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:29,530
All right, more for me, then.
768
00:40:43,913 --> 00:40:45,579
Gotta crash, bro.
769
00:40:46,849 --> 00:40:49,271
- Come on, cigarette out.
770
00:40:49,321 --> 00:40:51,412
- Yes, it's going out, it's going out.
771
00:40:53,482 --> 00:40:54,988
- Thank you.
772
00:42:04,023 --> 00:42:07,644
- All right, so, after my mom said
773
00:42:07,694 --> 00:42:10,279
that the skillet was
essential to my survival,
774
00:42:10,329 --> 00:42:11,999
I took advantage of it.
775
00:42:12,049 --> 00:42:16,438
I use the skillet every
day, three times a day.
776
00:42:17,538 --> 00:42:20,030
Sometimes I thought I would
burn a hole through it,
777
00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:23,075
but it's fine,
778
00:42:24,705 --> 00:42:26,355
and I'm fine.
779
00:42:28,985 --> 00:42:33,202
As long as I'm proud and my mom is proud,
780
00:42:33,252 --> 00:42:36,491
then really, that makes me happy.
781
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,561
- You okay?
782
00:42:45,411 --> 00:42:46,995
Thank you, Martha.
783
00:42:51,729 --> 00:42:55,213
- This is a dollar bill.
784
00:42:55,263 --> 00:42:56,780
- What's on it?
785
00:42:56,830 --> 00:42:59,775
- Well, there's a little
picture of Georgie.
786
00:42:59,825 --> 00:43:02,397
He's in this, like, mirror-type thing.
787
00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:04,547
There's lots of little intricate designs
788
00:43:04,597 --> 00:43:08,608
like spirals and leaves, and
there's a pyramid on the back,
789
00:43:08,658 --> 00:43:12,052
not entirely sure why, but
it's there, that's important.
790
00:43:12,102 --> 00:43:13,785
- Reminisce?
791
00:43:13,835 --> 00:43:18,147
- Well, I found this dollar on the floor,
792
00:43:18,197 --> 00:43:20,691
like six years ago on
a subway in New York.
793
00:43:20,741 --> 00:43:23,322
I picked it up and the first thing I saw
794
00:43:23,372 --> 00:43:25,135
was this chick who looked like an angel,
795
00:43:25,185 --> 00:43:27,615
I swear, man, she was flawless
796
00:43:27,665 --> 00:43:29,542
and I banged her that night.
797
00:43:29,592 --> 00:43:31,562
So I put a little circle on this dollar,
798
00:43:31,612 --> 00:43:33,628
I forgot to mention that,
there's a little blue circle
799
00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:35,637
on this dollar, remind me never to use it,
800
00:43:35,687 --> 00:43:37,359
because it's good luck, you know?
801
00:43:37,409 --> 00:43:40,320
I just feel like it represents
a lot of who I am, you know,
802
00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:42,126
because I believe in luck.
803
00:43:42,176 --> 00:43:43,896
I believe in good luck and bad luck,
804
00:43:43,946 --> 00:43:45,331
and no matter the situation,
805
00:43:45,381 --> 00:43:48,251
this dollar holds a permanent golden line
806
00:43:48,301 --> 00:43:50,435
of good luck over my head.
807
00:43:52,225 --> 00:43:54,116
You know, sometimes I feel like it's, uh,
808
00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:55,927
like it's even pushing
things on me, you know,
809
00:43:55,977 --> 00:43:57,742
telling me about my future,
810
00:43:58,932 --> 00:44:00,491
because if you think about it,
811
00:44:00,541 --> 00:44:02,867
I love two things in this world:
812
00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:05,247
money and women,
813
00:44:05,297 --> 00:44:07,509
and the good Lord wanted to
put both of them on this planet
814
00:44:07,559 --> 00:44:09,609
but he didn't want us to enjoy them now.
815
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:14,702
You know, this dollar
represents the millions
816
00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:16,260
of baby dollars that are gonna come
817
00:44:16,310 --> 00:44:18,066
out of this one dollar bill.
818
00:44:18,116 --> 00:44:20,936
And them millions of dollars,
819
00:44:20,986 --> 00:44:24,708
that represents the countless
number of women that I can do.
820
00:44:24,758 --> 00:44:26,388
Now, keep up with me, here.
821
00:44:27,524 --> 00:44:31,051
Tina, banged her, dollar in hand.
822
00:44:31,101 --> 00:44:34,987
Margie, banged her, dollar in hand.
823
00:44:35,037 --> 00:44:36,834
Sonya, dollar.
824
00:44:36,884 --> 00:44:41,139
So you get this dollar,
then, imagine Richy,
825
00:44:41,189 --> 00:44:45,655
the little douche from
Kings County, a millionaire,
826
00:44:47,035 --> 00:44:49,591
and all thanks to this
lucky fucking dollar.
827
00:44:49,641 --> 00:44:51,251
- And thank you, Richy.
828
00:44:55,330 --> 00:44:58,200
So, what can you tell me about Richy?
829
00:44:59,470 --> 00:45:01,338
- He loves women.
830
00:45:01,388 --> 00:45:04,823
- Yes, that's certainly a fact, what else?
831
00:45:04,873 --> 00:45:07,253
- That no matter what he does,
832
00:45:07,303 --> 00:45:09,631
and the effort that he
puts into something,
833
00:45:09,681 --> 00:45:12,530
he needs something to confirm his success.
834
00:45:13,725 --> 00:45:14,714
- Richy?
835
00:45:14,764 --> 00:45:17,174
- What can I say, I'm a
guarantee kind of guy.
836
00:45:17,224 --> 00:45:18,536
- Anything else?
837
00:45:18,586 --> 00:45:21,055
- That he's probably
willing to do anything
838
00:45:21,105 --> 00:45:22,727
to fulfill his fantasies.
839
00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:26,733
- Yes, good, who's next?
840
00:45:32,393 --> 00:45:34,577
What do you have there, Al?
841
00:45:36,617 --> 00:45:39,053
- It's a bottle of Complera.
842
00:45:41,023 --> 00:45:42,991
It's HIV medicine.
843
00:45:44,969 --> 00:45:47,755
It's cylindrical,
844
00:45:50,535 --> 00:45:52,192
orange,
845
00:45:54,102 --> 00:45:58,169
about two inches tall
846
00:45:58,219 --> 00:46:00,228
and about an inch wide.
847
00:46:04,628 --> 00:46:06,387
- Reminisce.
848
00:46:11,057 --> 00:46:13,614
This is a safe space, Al.
849
00:46:13,664 --> 00:46:16,049
No one is here to judge you,
850
00:46:17,179 --> 00:46:19,629
or to think anything different of you.
851
00:46:31,589 --> 00:46:34,478
- This HIV medicine belongs to my wife.
852
00:46:40,958 --> 00:46:44,974
At one point in time, she
wasn't very happy with me
853
00:46:45,024 --> 00:46:48,755
because I wasn't making
very much money, and
854
00:46:52,216 --> 00:46:56,599
I wanted more and she wanted more and
855
00:47:00,913 --> 00:47:04,886
I worked like a dog,
856
00:47:06,254 --> 00:47:08,705
you know, and I could, I never,
857
00:47:08,755 --> 00:47:11,176
I never saw her and I never saw Reggie,
858
00:47:11,226 --> 00:47:12,690
Reggie's my daughter,
859
00:47:13,922 --> 00:47:16,095
and so one day, I was on my way home,
860
00:47:16,145 --> 00:47:18,737
and I was walking in
861
00:47:18,787 --> 00:47:20,960
and I walked past the gangster kids
862
00:47:21,010 --> 00:47:24,864
and I touched my door
and the door knob burned,
863
00:47:27,014 --> 00:47:31,099
like, you know, when you can feel,
864
00:47:32,778 --> 00:47:34,819
when you can feel a room,
865
00:47:34,869 --> 00:47:38,609
I touched the door knob and I felt it,
866
00:47:41,419 --> 00:47:44,943
and I walked in there
867
00:47:44,993 --> 00:47:47,863
and I saw my wife
868
00:47:50,153 --> 00:47:53,948
and she cried,
869
00:47:55,424 --> 00:47:57,267
and she talked,
870
00:47:58,687 --> 00:48:00,629
and I listened.
871
00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:08,182
She would take walks out to Beverly Hills,
872
00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:16,926
just to, just to feel
like she belonged there,
873
00:48:18,486 --> 00:48:20,463
and she met a guy there,
874
00:48:21,573 --> 00:48:23,834
and she didn't, she didn't
even think about saying no,
875
00:48:23,884 --> 00:48:25,867
that's what she said, she didn't
even think about saying no,
876
00:48:25,917 --> 00:48:29,133
she just went along with it, for the fun,
877
00:48:33,103 --> 00:48:37,795
and a few months later,
she contracted HIV.
878
00:48:38,905 --> 00:48:40,942
And the first thing that
879
00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:45,042
came to mind was,
880
00:48:45,092 --> 00:48:48,128
"Oh, man, I should go get tested."
881
00:48:50,358 --> 00:48:52,638
And the saddest part is,
882
00:48:52,688 --> 00:48:56,587
when I realized that I didn't need to,
883
00:48:57,815 --> 00:48:59,147
and I still don't.
884
00:49:04,167 --> 00:49:08,085
You know, the other day, my
daughter had an asthma attack
885
00:49:08,135 --> 00:49:10,882
and the first thing that
came to my mind was not,
886
00:49:12,512 --> 00:49:14,581
let me just, her,
887
00:49:16,541 --> 00:49:19,113
her little inhaler thing
was just completely empty
888
00:49:19,163 --> 00:49:21,245
and I wanted to get her another one
889
00:49:21,295 --> 00:49:24,154
but the question that came to my mind was,
890
00:49:24,204 --> 00:49:26,582
how, how am I going to
get her another one?
891
00:49:31,462 --> 00:49:33,882
This bottle makes me feel worthless,
892
00:49:33,932 --> 00:49:35,738
it makes me feel like
893
00:49:37,091 --> 00:49:39,182
I'm not providing enough.
894
00:49:45,132 --> 00:49:47,011
And I know
895
00:49:47,061 --> 00:49:50,384
that all, all she wants
896
00:49:50,434 --> 00:49:52,702
is a man that can provide for her
897
00:49:52,752 --> 00:49:54,875
and give her what she needs
898
00:49:54,925 --> 00:49:57,681
and I just can't do that.
899
00:49:59,491 --> 00:50:01,781
And I know that time is ticking,
900
00:50:01,831 --> 00:50:06,300
and she's not going to be
here for very much longer,
901
00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:11,782
and I'd rather her leave
one way and not the other.
902
00:50:25,553 --> 00:50:27,266
- Look, man, I'm really
sorry to hear about--
903
00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:28,712
- Dude, dude, it's all good,
904
00:50:28,762 --> 00:50:31,006
it is all good, don't worry about it.
905
00:50:31,056 --> 00:50:33,516
- No, no, I'm, I'm done
with the porking jokes.
906
00:50:33,566 --> 00:50:35,944
- No, dude, bro, I totally--
907
00:50:37,184 --> 00:50:39,597
I'm playing with the cards
that was dealt to me,
908
00:50:39,647 --> 00:50:41,203
so it's okay.
909
00:50:42,363 --> 00:50:44,123
- Yeah.
910
00:50:46,286 --> 00:50:48,329
Do you got it?
911
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:52,550
I mean, I know, like, it's
transferable and all that.
912
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,848
- No, no, I just said it earlier, Richy.
913
00:50:55,898 --> 00:50:58,023
No, I don't have HIV.
914
00:50:58,073 --> 00:51:00,658
- Yeah, I know, I know,
I'm just thinking, like,
915
00:51:00,708 --> 00:51:01,979
you know, Gizelle's your wife
916
00:51:02,029 --> 00:51:04,245
and you don't do things
that husbands and wives do.
917
00:51:04,295 --> 00:51:05,650
- No, I...
918
00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:09,955
I, we haven't been very active
919
00:51:10,005 --> 00:51:13,438
in that department for a while, all right?
920
00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:16,103
You know, that kind of stuff
that friggin' freaks you out,
921
00:51:16,153 --> 00:51:17,301
you know, so.
922
00:51:18,621 --> 00:51:20,419
We haven't done that stuff.
923
00:51:20,469 --> 00:51:24,772
- So for the past two years,
you haven't gotten any pie?
924
00:51:24,822 --> 00:51:26,052
- No.
925
00:51:27,482 --> 00:51:28,687
- What?
926
00:51:32,928 --> 00:51:34,846
- I don't know what to tell you, Richy,
927
00:51:34,896 --> 00:51:36,486
you know, it's just,
928
00:51:36,536 --> 00:51:39,695
I said, you know, for better or for worse
929
00:51:39,745 --> 00:51:41,333
when I married her, and I'm not going
930
00:51:41,383 --> 00:51:43,886
to let a little thing like sex ruin that.
931
00:51:45,076 --> 00:51:46,426
- You've gotta get even.
932
00:51:46,476 --> 00:51:48,806
- No, I don't, what should I get even for?
933
00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:50,669
- I mean, dude, I'm telling you, like,
934
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:52,842
how about this, man, I know this chick,
935
00:51:52,892 --> 00:51:55,231
she will, she will absolutely rock you,
936
00:51:55,281 --> 00:51:57,443
she can do this thing with crayons, man--
937
00:51:57,493 --> 00:52:00,775
- No, no, no, no.
938
00:52:02,065 --> 00:52:04,936
- Eye for an eye, sex for
sex, man, it's only fair.
939
00:52:04,986 --> 00:52:06,328
- No, no one ever,
940
00:52:06,378 --> 00:52:08,870
no one ever said sex for sex, I, no.
941
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,961
Okay, I am a married man.
942
00:52:11,011 --> 00:52:15,220
I love my wife, I will do
right by my wife and that's it.
943
00:52:16,459 --> 00:52:17,969
- You're a better man than me, bro.
944
00:52:18,019 --> 00:52:19,698
- No, I'm not a better,
it's not that hard,
945
00:52:19,748 --> 00:52:21,584
it's not that I'm a better man than you,
946
00:52:21,634 --> 00:52:22,823
you're just a terrible person,
947
00:52:22,873 --> 00:52:25,365
you're just this gigantic
monster of a person.
948
00:52:25,415 --> 00:52:26,943
- Oh yeah, is that what you think?
949
00:52:26,993 --> 00:52:28,572
- You're just a terrible person.
950
00:52:29,622 --> 00:52:32,038
Hey, why did you get
kicked out of your house?
951
00:52:32,088 --> 00:52:33,650
- Oh, I didn't tell you about that?
952
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:34,878
- No.
953
00:52:34,928 --> 00:52:37,666
- It was, it was because of Martha.
954
00:52:37,716 --> 00:52:39,388
- Martha from class?
955
00:52:39,438 --> 00:52:41,317
- Yeah, I was at a train station.
956
00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:43,549
What, what the hell, dude?
957
00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:45,690
What the hell is wrong with
you, that's disgusting.
958
00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:47,965
When did you do that?
959
00:52:49,525 --> 00:52:52,833
- Last week, and the better
part of the last two months.
960
00:52:52,883 --> 00:52:56,821
- Bro, man, bro, man, ew, dude!
961
00:52:56,871 --> 00:52:58,513
- All right, yeah, whatever, okay, ew,
962
00:52:58,563 --> 00:53:01,053
gross, yeah, yeah, yeah, but
listen, man, it was good, man.
963
00:53:01,103 --> 00:53:03,993
She sucked the black off my 11-inch dick.
964
00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:06,660
- Ew.
965
00:53:06,710 --> 00:53:08,637
How did you get caught?
966
00:53:08,687 --> 00:53:10,113
Left your phone out?
967
00:53:10,163 --> 00:53:12,088
- Bingo.
- Yeah.
968
00:53:12,138 --> 00:53:14,525
- So figured I'd give her a week,
969
00:53:14,575 --> 00:53:16,167
you know, let her cry it out,
970
00:53:16,217 --> 00:53:18,051
and then I'll go tame the beast.
971
00:53:18,101 --> 00:53:19,627
How you gonna do that?
972
00:53:20,677 --> 00:53:21,934
- A little bed-squeaking
ought to do the trick,
973
00:53:21,984 --> 00:53:23,050
you know, if you know what I mean?
974
00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:25,305
- Richy, I know what
bed-squeaking is, okay?
975
00:53:25,355 --> 00:53:27,405
You know what I mean,
I know what you mean.
976
00:53:27,455 --> 00:53:30,154
- You know, I wouldn't have
this problem if I was rich.
977
00:53:30,204 --> 00:53:33,122
If I had money flying out
of my fucking fingernails,
978
00:53:33,172 --> 00:53:35,509
no bitch would tell me how to live.
979
00:53:36,619 --> 00:53:38,830
I'm telling you, man, when
this movie makes it big,
980
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,618
ha, you'd better watch out, dude,
981
00:53:41,668 --> 00:53:46,025
it's fucking non-stop
Richy banging to the wall.
982
00:53:47,510 --> 00:53:50,494
To the window, and Richy goes to the wall.
983
00:53:50,544 --> 00:53:52,573
And the swat will drop down,
984
00:53:52,623 --> 00:53:54,379
what the, what are you doing, brother?
985
00:53:54,429 --> 00:53:56,069
Yo, what's going on, man?
986
00:53:56,119 --> 00:53:58,046
- Richy, do you trust me?
987
00:53:58,096 --> 00:54:00,340
- Yeah, man, what are you,
988
00:54:00,390 --> 00:54:02,062
what are you talking about?
989
00:54:02,112 --> 00:54:03,868
- Are you positive of that?
990
00:54:03,918 --> 00:54:06,296
- Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
991
00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:09,494
- What would you do if you had a job
992
00:54:09,544 --> 00:54:11,913
that could get you all
the money in the world
993
00:54:11,963 --> 00:54:14,969
with no negative repercussions whatsoever?
994
00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:16,693
- I'd do whatever the fuck I want.
995
00:54:16,743 --> 00:54:18,128
- That's what I'm talking about.
996
00:54:18,178 --> 00:54:19,898
- I'd do whoever I want, whenever I want.
997
00:54:19,948 --> 00:54:21,497
- You remember that lady, Miss Maura?
998
00:54:21,547 --> 00:54:23,578
- The titty lady?
- Yeah, the titty lady.
999
00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:27,493
She offered me, and
you, positions, $15,000.
1000
00:54:27,543 --> 00:54:28,846
- What the fuck?
1001
00:54:28,896 --> 00:54:31,153
- That's right, I'm going
to go to her house right now
1002
00:54:31,203 --> 00:54:32,711
and I'm going to accept.
1003
00:54:32,761 --> 00:54:34,720
- Yeah, that's what the
fuck I'm talking about,
1004
00:54:34,770 --> 00:54:36,205
baby, fuck yeah.
1005
00:54:37,315 --> 00:54:39,850
Hey, hey, look, that bitch right there?
1006
00:54:39,900 --> 00:54:42,669
On a scale from one to
10, 10 being the highest?
1007
00:54:43,852 --> 00:54:44,965
- Six.
1008
00:54:48,005 --> 00:54:51,126
- So, you've thought about it.
1009
00:54:52,516 --> 00:54:53,839
- Yes.
1010
00:54:55,149 --> 00:54:57,320
- Hey, camera!
1011
00:54:58,445 --> 00:54:59,792
- Oh, sorry.
1012
00:55:13,089 --> 00:55:16,577
- Did you know that Obama did coke?
1013
00:55:17,717 --> 00:55:20,669
That makes me Obama.
1014
00:55:23,819 --> 00:55:26,215
Obama, bitch!
1015
00:55:27,535 --> 00:55:30,943
- I got this secret, million-dollar idea
1016
00:55:30,993 --> 00:55:32,747
that nobody knows about.
1017
00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:33,867
- What's that?
1018
00:55:34,973 --> 00:55:37,255
- The sex olympics.
1019
00:55:38,485 --> 00:55:40,097
- Where does that come from?
1020
00:55:41,617 --> 00:55:44,347
- I don't know, I've
never gotten the fucking.
1021
00:55:45,607 --> 00:55:48,485
- Only Kunta wanna know
how to get the bitch.
1022
00:55:48,535 --> 00:55:51,565
Wait is this, are you on camera?
1023
00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:53,465
Okay, cool, cool.
1024
00:55:53,515 --> 00:55:55,735
So the Kunta wanna know
how to get the bitch.
1025
00:55:55,785 --> 00:55:58,155
I'm'a show you how to
get the bitch, follow.
1026
00:55:58,205 --> 00:56:00,845
Ready, one, two, three, go.
1027
00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:13,073
Yeah!
1028
00:56:14,247 --> 00:56:16,169
Then you wanna back it up on them, right?
1029
00:56:16,219 --> 00:56:17,329
Work it.
1030
00:56:17,379 --> 00:56:22,365
♫ Happy birthday to you ♫
1031
00:56:49,956 --> 00:56:52,414
- You're a filmmaker at this party now
1032
00:56:52,464 --> 00:56:54,520
and mind to go snort coke in the bathroom.
1033
00:56:54,570 --> 00:56:56,686
- Actually, I had plenty
at home before I got here,
1034
00:56:56,736 --> 00:56:58,598
so I'm coked out.
1035
00:56:59,798 --> 00:57:00,670
- I'm Pillow.
1036
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:01,886
- I'm sorry, what was that?
1037
00:57:01,936 --> 00:57:03,558
- Yeah, my parents were
1038
00:57:03,608 --> 00:57:06,116
the quintessential late '80s hipsters.
1039
00:57:07,216 --> 00:57:09,806
- Ah, so, so Pillow?
1040
00:57:09,856 --> 00:57:11,516
- Yeah, according to my mom,
1041
00:57:11,566 --> 00:57:14,990
she believed I was not
only a dream chaser,
1042
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,472
but a dream catcher.
1043
00:57:16,522 --> 00:57:17,742
And where do dreams develop?
1044
00:57:17,792 --> 00:57:19,490
- Oh, that's right, on a pillow.
1045
00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:21,960
- In your sleep, and
you sleep on a pillow.
1046
00:57:22,010 --> 00:57:24,750
So essentially, don't sleep on me
1047
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,726
and my dreams will come true.
1048
00:57:26,776 --> 00:57:28,540
- I'm Al.
1049
00:57:30,010 --> 00:57:32,154
- Hi, nice to meet you.
1050
00:57:32,204 --> 00:57:34,662
- So, Al, what do you do?
1051
00:57:34,712 --> 00:57:37,132
- I'm a film student by night
1052
00:57:37,182 --> 00:57:40,932
and a Poop in Your Pipe employee by day.
1053
00:57:40,982 --> 00:57:42,810
- You work at Poop in Your Pipe?
1054
00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:43,874
- I do.
1055
00:57:43,924 --> 00:57:46,686
- Oh, my God, I love their commercials.
1056
00:57:46,736 --> 00:57:48,342
- What are you talking about?
1057
00:57:48,392 --> 00:57:50,090
- Your commercial.
1058
00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:54,362
- Yeah, like, yeah, it comes
on at like 3 a.m. on channel 3.5.
1059
00:57:54,412 --> 00:57:56,072
- Uh, channel 6.
1060
00:57:56,122 --> 00:57:58,618
- Yeah, no one ever
mentions the commercial.
1061
00:57:58,668 --> 00:58:00,974
What time of the day do you work?
1062
00:58:01,024 --> 00:58:02,488
- Oh, I make my own schedule.
1063
00:58:02,538 --> 00:58:04,084
- Really, what do you do?
1064
00:58:04,134 --> 00:58:05,490
- I'm a singer.
1065
00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:06,646
- What?
1066
00:58:06,696 --> 00:58:08,600
I'm sitting next to a celebrity?
1067
00:58:08,650 --> 00:58:12,590
- No, no, but I've got
a following in India
1068
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,130
and a couple of other countries.
1069
00:58:15,180 --> 00:58:17,030
But nothing too crazy.
1070
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,234
- So how do you know Martha?
1071
00:58:19,284 --> 00:58:23,338
- Oh, um, she was once the
disgustingly drunk-o at a party
1072
00:58:23,388 --> 00:58:25,422
and I took care of her,
1073
00:58:25,472 --> 00:58:28,728
and okay, I'm sorry, I have
to ask, why the camera?
1074
00:58:28,778 --> 00:58:30,596
You know, it's kind of creepy.
1075
00:58:31,714 --> 00:58:33,352
Luigi's got one, too.
1076
00:58:33,402 --> 00:58:35,290
- Wait, who is, who is Luigi?
1077
00:58:35,340 --> 00:58:37,088
- The other filmer that's here.
1078
00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:44,214
- Yo, I'm Richy, part-time student,
1079
00:58:44,264 --> 00:58:47,308
part-time plumber, part-time world rocker,
1080
00:58:47,358 --> 00:58:49,752
and I cannot wait to rock yours.
1081
00:58:53,642 --> 00:58:56,026
- I heard your name was Luigi.
1082
00:58:56,076 --> 00:59:00,206
- Oh, that's real funny,
I'm fucking Richy.
1083
00:59:00,256 --> 00:59:03,828
- It's Luigi, the plumber, the bitch.
1084
00:59:12,668 --> 00:59:16,828
- Richy, a.k.a. Luigi, is my best friend
1085
00:59:16,878 --> 00:59:18,538
and currently my roommate,
1086
00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:21,654
and we're making a
documentary about our lives,
1087
00:59:21,704 --> 00:59:23,516
so the camera stays on.
1088
00:59:23,566 --> 00:59:25,112
- Got it.
1089
00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:27,460
Must be tough living with him.
1090
00:59:27,510 --> 00:59:30,728
- Um, well, it's just
tough, because my wife
1091
00:59:30,778 --> 00:59:34,126
and my, are there, in that tiny apartment,
1092
00:59:34,176 --> 00:59:37,558
so with him being there, it
feels like there's 10 people.
1093
00:59:38,608 --> 00:59:39,696
- I see.
1094
00:59:42,336 --> 00:59:45,530
- You know, it's kind of loud in here.
1095
00:59:45,580 --> 00:59:47,392
You want to talk out there?
1096
00:59:47,442 --> 00:59:48,826
- Okay.
1097
00:59:49,956 --> 00:59:51,278
- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
1098
00:59:51,328 --> 00:59:55,166
who the fuck told you my name was Luigi?
1099
00:59:56,286 --> 00:59:57,424
Huh?
1100
01:00:12,244 --> 01:00:14,452
- So you're a film student, right?
1101
01:00:14,502 --> 01:00:15,874
- Yeah, yeah.
1102
01:00:15,924 --> 01:00:17,546
- Do you make music videos?
1103
01:00:17,596 --> 01:00:19,762
- Yeah, yeah, I do.
1104
01:00:21,312 --> 01:00:24,988
I, um, I've never made one before,
1105
01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:27,306
but I'm sure I could
make a really good one.
1106
01:00:27,356 --> 01:00:28,940
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1107
01:00:28,990 --> 01:00:32,474
- Well, I need one, so do
you want to make it for me?
1108
01:00:32,524 --> 01:00:35,390
- Sure, absolutely.
1109
01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:37,560
- Cool.
1110
01:00:37,610 --> 01:00:39,834
- Would you sing, like?
1111
01:00:39,884 --> 01:00:41,560
- Right now?
1112
01:00:41,610 --> 01:00:42,580
- Yeah.
1113
01:00:42,630 --> 01:00:44,062
- That's super awkward.
1114
01:00:44,112 --> 01:00:45,308
- That's not super awkward.
1115
01:00:45,358 --> 01:00:47,072
- Yes, I'm telling you,
I get really nervous.
1116
01:00:47,122 --> 01:00:48,418
- Why, you're not, you're a singer,
1117
01:00:48,468 --> 01:00:49,836
you're not allowed to be nervous.
1118
01:00:50,946 --> 01:00:52,516
Okay.
1119
01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:54,052
- You pin me for three seconds,
1120
01:00:54,102 --> 01:00:56,408
and I'll sing for you for 30 seconds.
1121
01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:58,916
I did Greco-Roman
wrestling in high school.
1122
01:00:58,966 --> 01:01:00,718
I was the only girl.
1123
01:01:00,768 --> 01:01:03,508
- It's, that's extremely,
that's extremely awkward.
1124
01:01:03,558 --> 01:01:05,348
- It's not awkward, I'm telling you.
1125
01:01:05,398 --> 01:01:07,362
- It's more awkward than singing.
1126
01:01:07,412 --> 01:01:09,164
We don't even have anyone
to call it down the line.
1127
01:01:09,214 --> 01:01:10,836
- Luigi can call it.
1128
01:01:10,886 --> 01:01:12,346
I'll go get him.
1129
01:01:13,486 --> 01:01:15,010
Hey, Luigi.
1130
01:01:15,060 --> 01:01:19,358
♫ I don't like the person I've become
1131
01:01:19,408 --> 01:01:21,806
♫ Each day drags and feels the same
1132
01:01:21,856 --> 01:01:23,456
♫ No longer having fun ♫
1133
01:01:23,506 --> 01:01:25,014
All right, I'll make this simple for you.
1134
01:01:25,064 --> 01:01:27,674
If you saw it on TV, copy
to think you're there, okay?
1135
01:01:27,724 --> 01:01:31,094
Pin for three seconds,
count to three, that's it.
1136
01:01:31,144 --> 01:01:32,436
- Okay.
1137
01:01:33,656 --> 01:01:34,752
Okay.
1138
01:01:34,802 --> 01:01:36,664
- Yeah, come on, now,
you heard her, Luigi.
1139
01:01:40,684 --> 01:01:42,022
- Go.
1140
01:01:44,942 --> 01:01:46,586
- Too slow, Slick.
1141
01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:47,994
Come on, pal.
1142
01:01:48,044 --> 01:01:49,894
- Shut up, Luigi, I can't talk to you.
1143
01:01:49,944 --> 01:01:51,414
Fuck you.
1144
01:01:51,464 --> 01:01:53,364
- Come on, man, you ready?
1145
01:01:57,554 --> 01:02:00,908
Dude, you gonna
let her punk you out?
1146
01:02:00,958 --> 01:02:02,200
Let's go.
1147
01:02:02,250 --> 01:02:03,922
- Thought it was a joke, didn't ya?
1148
01:02:08,222 --> 01:02:11,359
- Come on, I'll give you
a free shot, come on.
1149
01:02:30,295 --> 01:02:32,151
- Getting hot.
1150
01:02:41,401 --> 01:02:43,639
- Damn she got a fatty!
1151
01:02:45,481 --> 01:02:47,223
There you go, there you go.
1152
01:02:55,835 --> 01:02:59,785
And one, two, three.
1153
01:02:59,835 --> 01:03:04,393
Yeah, the winner, my fucking brother, Al!
1154
01:03:04,443 --> 01:03:06,441
Champion of the world!
1155
01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:09,065
Let's hear it for him, yeah.
1156
01:03:09,115 --> 01:03:12,681
Whoo, ha ha, yeah, Al!
1157
01:03:12,731 --> 01:03:14,939
I knew you could do it,
brother, I knew you could do it.
1158
01:03:17,769 --> 01:03:21,093
So, uh, you, like, you
owe him a song, right?
1159
01:03:21,143 --> 01:03:22,469
Like, that's the deal?
1160
01:03:22,519 --> 01:03:25,847
- Uh, yeah, I guess that's the deal.
1161
01:03:26,957 --> 01:03:28,745
- All right, well, what
are you gonna sing?
1162
01:03:31,265 --> 01:03:35,419
- Um, an original song, I guess?
1163
01:03:43,487 --> 01:03:47,053
Two, one, two, three.
1164
01:03:47,103 --> 01:03:50,949
♫ Imagine there's no people
1165
01:03:52,019 --> 01:03:55,779
♫ Imagine there's no crowd
1166
01:03:55,829 --> 01:04:00,099
♫ Imagine the past was just the past
1167
01:04:00,149 --> 01:04:04,341
♫ The world was empty of lies
1168
01:04:05,927 --> 01:04:09,671
♫ Would you repopulate the world
1169
01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:14,087
♫ Would you repopulate with me
1170
01:04:14,137 --> 01:04:18,567
♫ Would you repopulate
the world, the world
1171
01:04:18,617 --> 01:04:22,503
♫ Would you repopulate with me
1172
01:04:22,553 --> 01:04:27,143
♫ And don't forget that I'm your world
1173
01:04:27,193 --> 01:04:30,553
♫ Repopulate me
1174
01:04:30,603 --> 01:04:34,937
♫ Repopulate me
1175
01:04:34,987 --> 01:04:37,369
♫ And don't forget
1176
01:04:37,419 --> 01:04:42,001
♫ That I'm your world ♫
1177
01:04:48,641 --> 01:04:50,205
Oh, shit.
1178
01:04:59,275 --> 01:05:01,871
♫ Imagine there's no pain
1179
01:05:03,261 --> 01:05:05,967
♫ Repopulate me ♫
1180
01:05:13,847 --> 01:05:15,621
- Hey, buddy.
1181
01:05:18,701 --> 01:05:20,325
How's it going?
1182
01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:21,065
- Good.
1183
01:05:21,115 --> 01:05:22,057
- Good?
1184
01:05:22,107 --> 01:05:23,579
What are you doing?
1185
01:05:24,709 --> 01:05:28,013
- I'm just hanging out, I'm just...
1186
01:05:32,331 --> 01:05:34,545
- It's like 2:00 in the
morning, why are you still up?
1187
01:05:35,565 --> 01:05:38,264
Did you nap a lot today?
1188
01:05:38,314 --> 01:05:39,607
Yeah?
1189
01:05:40,577 --> 01:05:42,459
Yeah, and Mommy got in bed.
1190
01:05:42,509 --> 01:05:44,977
- Oh, you were laying in Mommy's bed?
1191
01:05:45,027 --> 01:05:46,761
I'll tell you what, buddy, you gotta go
1192
01:05:46,811 --> 01:05:48,336
back to sleep now, okay?
1193
01:05:48,386 --> 01:05:49,854
I'm sorry I woke you up.
1194
01:05:50,954 --> 01:05:52,021
- Okay.
1195
01:05:54,511 --> 01:05:58,021
You don't have to tell me a bedtime story.
1196
01:05:58,071 --> 01:05:59,699
You don't have to.
1197
01:05:59,749 --> 01:06:01,239
- I don't have to what?
1198
01:06:01,289 --> 01:06:03,971
- You don't have to
tell me a bedtime story.
1199
01:06:04,021 --> 01:06:05,826
- I don't have to tell
you a bedtime story?
1200
01:06:05,876 --> 01:06:06,734
- No.
1201
01:06:06,784 --> 01:06:09,429
- Thank you, I appreciate it.
1202
01:06:09,479 --> 01:06:12,859
I will give you a double
bedtime story next time, okay?
1203
01:06:12,909 --> 01:06:15,064
All right, buddy, I'll catch you later?
1204
01:06:15,114 --> 01:06:17,131
Don't play with that, it's medicine.
1205
01:06:17,181 --> 01:06:18,756
- Okay.
- Later.
1206
01:06:26,406 --> 01:06:30,599
Uh, it looks like your
pipes are shot, done for.
1207
01:06:30,649 --> 01:06:34,394
It's gonna cost you about
$150, $200 to replace.
1208
01:06:35,594 --> 01:06:38,051
- Well, do you think the
landlord would cover the cost?
1209
01:06:38,101 --> 01:06:40,409
- Yeah, absolutely, actually.
1210
01:06:47,279 --> 01:06:48,748
Just go ahead
1211
01:06:48,798 --> 01:06:53,246
and give your landlord this,
1212
01:06:55,442 --> 01:06:57,798
just go ahead and give
your landlord this book,
1213
01:06:57,848 --> 01:06:59,732
let him know we stopped by.
1214
01:06:59,782 --> 01:07:01,604
They should handle it in no time, okay?
1215
01:07:01,654 --> 01:07:03,740
- All right, thank you so much.
1216
01:07:03,790 --> 01:07:05,150
- You're welcome.
1217
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,464
All right, have a good day.
1218
01:07:07,514 --> 01:07:11,058
- I'll make sure the landlord
gets ahold of you guys
1219
01:07:11,108 --> 01:07:12,736
as soon as possible.
1220
01:07:21,936 --> 01:07:23,252
- Hey, yo, Al.
1221
01:07:23,302 --> 01:07:24,774
Yo, man, I'll meet you in the car in,
1222
01:07:24,824 --> 01:07:26,314
like, 30 minutes, okay?
1223
01:07:26,364 --> 01:07:28,338
- Dude, what are you
talking about, what are you?
1224
01:07:28,388 --> 01:07:29,860
- I'm porking that.
1225
01:07:29,910 --> 01:07:31,422
- You're porking what?
1226
01:07:31,472 --> 01:07:33,210
- What do you mean, what?
1227
01:07:33,260 --> 01:07:34,552
Man, what are you talking about?
1228
01:07:34,602 --> 01:07:36,532
I was in there, I'm plunging
the shit away, right?
1229
01:07:36,582 --> 01:07:37,392
Okay.
1230
01:07:37,442 --> 01:07:38,296
- I caught her staring.
1231
01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:40,408
- Staring at what?
- My ass.
1232
01:07:40,458 --> 01:07:42,064
- Rich.
- Dude.
1233
01:07:42,114 --> 01:07:43,232
- Richy.
- Dude.
1234
01:07:43,282 --> 01:07:44,162
- Richy.
1235
01:07:44,212 --> 01:07:46,376
- Dude, I shit you not, Mario.
1236
01:07:46,426 --> 01:07:47,884
I shit you not.
1237
01:07:47,934 --> 01:07:49,290
- Richy, come on.
1238
01:07:49,340 --> 01:07:51,566
Come on, dude, she wasn't
staring at nothing, okay?
1239
01:07:51,616 --> 01:07:52,976
She wasn't staring at nothing.
1240
01:07:53,026 --> 01:07:54,164
- How did you miss that?
1241
01:07:54,214 --> 01:07:56,386
- Knock on the door, say what Richy says,
1242
01:07:56,436 --> 01:07:58,938
knock on the door, see what
you got, I'll say it for you.
1243
01:07:58,988 --> 01:08:00,590
- You don't gotta--
1244
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,688
- I got this, I'm gonna say it for you.
1245
01:08:03,938 --> 01:08:05,302
- Yeah?
1246
01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:07,532
You guys leave something in here?
1247
01:08:09,222 --> 01:08:12,752
- My friend, Richard here--
1248
01:08:13,822 --> 01:08:15,186
- Listen, listen.
1249
01:08:15,236 --> 01:08:16,928
Would you fuck me?
1250
01:08:16,978 --> 01:08:18,232
- I would.
1251
01:08:20,182 --> 01:08:22,564
- Were you staring at my ass?
1252
01:08:22,614 --> 01:08:24,368
- I was.
1253
01:08:24,418 --> 01:08:26,418
- Would you swallow for the camera?
1254
01:08:26,468 --> 01:08:27,584
- See, that's, right there,
1255
01:08:27,634 --> 01:08:29,160
that's the question, I'm
just gonna go to the car,
1256
01:08:29,210 --> 01:08:30,534
okay, have a good one.
1257
01:08:31,484 --> 01:08:33,082
- Later, Al.
1258
01:08:33,132 --> 01:08:34,878
Okay!
1259
01:08:51,074 --> 01:08:52,520
- Hello?
1260
01:08:54,890 --> 01:08:59,456
Yeah, uh, nothing, I'm
just here at work, so.
1261
01:09:03,446 --> 01:09:06,954
Uh, yeah, no, I can
definitely come over tonight.
1262
01:09:07,004 --> 01:09:09,274
7:30, I'll be there.
1263
01:09:10,356 --> 01:09:12,046
Okay, thank you.
1264
01:09:23,516 --> 01:09:25,836
- Leave your fucking camera on, okay?
1265
01:09:25,886 --> 01:09:27,068
- Okay.
1266
01:09:27,118 --> 01:09:30,042
Look, I'm thinking she's gonna
see that the camera's on,
1267
01:09:30,092 --> 01:09:31,364
I don't know.
1268
01:09:31,414 --> 01:09:33,562
- Dude, what if we get ourselves
into some kind of trouble,
1269
01:09:33,612 --> 01:09:36,158
man, and we need some
fucking evidence, man?
1270
01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:39,026
Think like a scholar,
you fucktard, come on.
1271
01:09:48,236 --> 01:09:49,656
- Come in.
1272
01:10:06,934 --> 01:10:08,914
Go send him a message.
1273
01:10:31,774 --> 01:10:36,058
- Get inside, hurry up
before the neighbors see you.
1274
01:10:59,448 --> 01:11:04,278
We are gonna handle this like adults.
1275
01:11:04,328 --> 01:11:07,322
I know who you are, I
know why you're here,
1276
01:11:07,372 --> 01:11:08,926
I know who your boss is.
1277
01:11:08,976 --> 01:11:13,552
But the truth is, right now,
I am financially unstable.
1278
01:11:14,722 --> 01:11:16,174
Sit down.
1279
01:11:20,184 --> 01:11:21,964
Take off your masks.
1280
01:11:29,144 --> 01:11:31,662
Take off your masks!
1281
01:11:31,712 --> 01:11:33,262
- No.
1282
01:11:33,312 --> 01:11:34,530
- No?
1283
01:11:35,770 --> 01:11:37,694
This is my home.
1284
01:11:38,780 --> 01:11:41,126
This is where I live with my...
1285
01:11:45,456 --> 01:11:47,526
What are you doing?
1286
01:11:47,576 --> 01:11:49,242
- Maura wants her money.
1287
01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:51,134
- Yeah, I understand that.
1288
01:12:04,268 --> 01:12:06,132
- Ha ha, did you fucking see that?
1289
01:12:06,182 --> 01:12:07,698
- I've got two little kids,
1290
01:12:07,748 --> 01:12:09,460
there's no cursing in this house.
1291
01:12:09,510 --> 01:12:11,006
- I don't fucking care.
1292
01:12:50,351 --> 01:12:53,304
- You won't lay another finger on me.
1293
01:12:53,354 --> 01:12:56,760
And you'll never feel what
you're feeling right now,
1294
01:12:56,810 --> 01:12:58,593
ever again.
1295
01:12:58,643 --> 01:13:00,309
- What's that?
1296
01:13:07,449 --> 01:13:10,343
- That shit in your pants.
1297
01:13:11,503 --> 01:13:14,309
You two morons, you're on rotation,
1298
01:13:14,359 --> 01:13:15,910
you don't even know it.
1299
01:13:17,210 --> 01:13:20,646
Do yourselves a favor, get out of here.
1300
01:13:20,696 --> 01:13:22,620
Don't ever come back.
1301
01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:27,622
- I'll give you some of that, bitch!
1302
01:13:35,685 --> 01:13:39,343
You have 24 hours to dig deep down
1303
01:13:39,393 --> 01:13:42,729
in that pocket of yours
and pay what you owe.
1304
01:13:42,779 --> 01:13:44,774
Good day.
1305
01:13:51,055 --> 01:13:53,040
Lucy, I'm home!
1306
01:13:53,090 --> 01:13:55,766
- Hi, Reginald, I have
something to tell you.
1307
01:13:55,816 --> 01:13:56,985
- Is it bad?
1308
01:13:57,035 --> 01:13:59,053
- It's not the best news.
1309
01:13:59,103 --> 01:14:01,236
- I don't wanna hear
it, what's for dinner?
1310
01:14:01,286 --> 01:14:03,980
Reggie, please, I
need to tell you something.
1311
01:14:04,030 --> 01:14:05,298
- Hello?
1312
01:14:05,348 --> 01:14:06,421
- Al?
1313
01:14:06,471 --> 01:14:07,335
- Yes.
1314
01:14:07,385 --> 01:14:08,886
- Hey, it's Pillow.
1315
01:14:08,936 --> 01:14:11,184
- Aquamarine biologist.
1316
01:14:11,234 --> 01:14:13,863
- I hope it's okay, Martha
gave me your number.
1317
01:14:13,913 --> 01:14:17,693
- Oh, yeah, no, it's,
yeah, it's completely fine.
1318
01:14:17,743 --> 01:14:21,077
- Cool, um, I was just
calling because I want to know
1319
01:14:21,127 --> 01:14:23,192
if you want to direct my music video.
1320
01:14:23,242 --> 01:14:25,166
- Yes, no, yes, absolutely.
1321
01:14:25,216 --> 01:14:27,680
- Really?
- Really.
1322
01:14:27,730 --> 01:14:32,475
- Cool, I kinda wanted it to
be like this kooky dance video.
1323
01:14:33,495 --> 01:14:36,041
- Anything you want, absolutely.
1324
01:14:36,091 --> 01:14:39,239
- Great, are you gonna be in it, too?
1325
01:14:39,289 --> 01:14:40,950
- I can't dance.
1326
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,577
Just be nice and there.
1327
01:14:43,627 --> 01:14:45,128
- That's it?
1328
01:14:45,178 --> 01:14:46,541
That's all.
1329
01:14:47,591 --> 01:14:49,198
- Okay.
1330
01:15:22,537 --> 01:15:24,137
- Open them.
1331
01:15:33,248 --> 01:15:35,974
- It looks like we just got a raise.
1332
01:15:45,464 --> 01:15:48,825
- Yeah, I want that one.
1333
01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:51,177
- Good choice, good choice.
1334
01:16:17,190 --> 01:16:18,649
- Al?
1335
01:16:25,509 --> 01:16:27,222
Al?
1336
01:16:32,272 --> 01:16:33,919
Yeah, baby?
1337
01:16:35,119 --> 01:16:37,739
Oh, come here, baby, what's wrong, baby?
1338
01:16:37,789 --> 01:16:39,387
You can't sleep?
1339
01:16:42,187 --> 01:16:43,802
Wanna come up?
1340
01:16:48,852 --> 01:16:51,219
Do you want Mommy to sing a song?
1341
01:16:51,269 --> 01:16:52,606
- Yeah.
1342
01:16:55,232 --> 01:16:58,924
♫ Hush little baby, don't say a word
1343
01:16:58,974 --> 01:17:02,825
♫ Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird
1344
01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:06,964
♫ And if that mockingbird don't sing
1345
01:17:08,304 --> 01:17:12,159
♫ Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring ♫
1346
01:17:13,419 --> 01:17:17,770
♫ Have you lost your mind
1347
01:17:17,820 --> 01:17:22,350
♫ Or did I get right this time
1348
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:27,340
♫ Ever, ever, ever, ever
1349
01:17:27,390 --> 01:17:30,233
♫ Everything I
1350
01:17:30,283 --> 01:17:32,382
♫ Make my dreams come true
1351
01:17:32,432 --> 01:17:36,624
♫ All you have to do, all you have to do
1352
01:17:36,674 --> 01:17:39,198
♫ Is marry me
1353
01:17:39,248 --> 01:17:41,297
♫ Make my dreams come true
1354
01:17:43,477 --> 01:17:45,693
♫ All you have to do
1355
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:54,085
♫ Try to change your mind
and share this simple kiss
1356
01:17:54,135 --> 01:17:55,491
♫ I'm not surprised
1357
01:17:55,541 --> 01:17:59,731
♫ I realize everything
should start with a kiss ♫
1358
01:18:10,212 --> 01:18:14,551
- 250,000 views
1359
01:18:14,601 --> 01:18:16,267
on this video already.
1360
01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:18,511
People are just, people
are just, like, loving it.
1361
01:18:18,561 --> 01:18:19,963
- I'm sure they do.
1362
01:18:20,013 --> 01:18:23,975
- First video, like, it's the
first video I've ever directed
1363
01:18:24,025 --> 01:18:25,963
and it's just blowing up like this.
1364
01:18:26,013 --> 01:18:27,547
- Directed and acted.
1365
01:18:27,597 --> 01:18:31,243
- Right, directed and acted.
1366
01:18:31,293 --> 01:18:34,233
You know, Leroy saw this,
thought it was awesome.
1367
01:18:34,283 --> 01:18:37,359
- Oh, great, you're gonna
be the next Halle Berry.
1368
01:18:37,409 --> 01:18:39,679
- Speaking about celebrities,
1369
01:18:40,839 --> 01:18:42,821
searched for me on the Internet
1370
01:18:42,871 --> 01:18:46,429
to personally call me
1371
01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:48,743
and tell me that he loved the video.
1372
01:18:48,793 --> 01:18:50,063
- Who?
1373
01:18:50,113 --> 01:18:53,369
- Bud from The Cosby Show.
1374
01:18:54,859 --> 01:18:57,399
- Who fucking cares?
1375
01:18:59,199 --> 01:19:00,787
- What is the deal with you?
1376
01:19:00,837 --> 01:19:03,559
Why are you not being supportive for?
1377
01:19:03,609 --> 01:19:05,187
- I just felt it was a bit much.
1378
01:19:05,237 --> 01:19:07,827
- What are you talking
about, a bit, a bit much?
1379
01:19:07,877 --> 01:19:10,253
- I mean, did you have
to kiss her at the end?
1380
01:19:11,503 --> 01:19:13,967
- Here's the thing that you're
not, like, comprehending.
1381
01:19:14,017 --> 01:19:15,729
We're acting,
1382
01:19:15,779 --> 01:19:18,879
as if we're, like, in a music video,
1383
01:19:18,929 --> 01:19:21,783
and we're acting like
we're getting married.
1384
01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:23,851
- That girl is bad news.
1385
01:19:23,901 --> 01:19:26,271
- She's a girl who sings,
1386
01:19:26,321 --> 01:19:30,715
and we made a music video
together, that's it.
1387
01:19:30,765 --> 01:19:32,783
- She's trying to ruin what we have.
1388
01:19:32,833 --> 01:19:35,141
- Really, she's trying
to ruin what, really?
1389
01:19:35,191 --> 01:19:37,297
Well, I'll tell you
what, I'll tell you this:
1390
01:19:37,347 --> 01:19:40,465
if she is, she's not the first to try.
1391
01:19:40,515 --> 01:19:42,841
In fact, the first person who did try
1392
01:19:42,891 --> 01:19:46,937
managed to ruin what we have.
1393
01:19:48,707 --> 01:19:51,055
- What are you doing
if it's my mistake, Al?
1394
01:19:51,105 --> 01:19:52,469
Huh?
1395
01:19:55,039 --> 01:19:57,707
- I feel really uncomfortable
being here right now.
1396
01:19:57,757 --> 01:20:00,901
I feel like this is a very
personal conversation.
1397
01:20:00,951 --> 01:20:03,391
I should not be present for the
two of you to hash this out.
1398
01:20:03,441 --> 01:20:05,547
- Okay, I'm sorry, okay?
1399
01:20:05,597 --> 01:20:08,653
I'm sorry that I found
pleasure in another man, Al.
1400
01:20:08,703 --> 01:20:12,129
And I'm sorry you weren't
enough of a man for me, Al.
1401
01:20:12,179 --> 01:20:14,109
And I'm sorry you haven't had a chance
1402
01:20:14,159 --> 01:20:16,485
to blow your fucking
load in two years, Al.
1403
01:20:16,535 --> 01:20:19,459
But maybe I wouldn't have
fucked up if you had the balls
1404
01:20:19,509 --> 01:20:22,015
to treat me like I fucking deserve.
1405
01:20:38,727 --> 01:20:40,593
- I'll be right there.
1406
01:20:43,253 --> 01:20:46,577
- Every piece of product
we have, fucking gone.
1407
01:20:46,627 --> 01:20:48,909
We are gonna have one big ass cock
1408
01:20:48,959 --> 01:20:51,135
shoved up to our throats
from the crack of our ass
1409
01:20:51,185 --> 01:20:52,763
if we don't get it back.
1410
01:20:52,813 --> 01:20:54,813
- I mean, you know exactly
who took it, right?
1411
01:20:54,863 --> 01:20:57,241
- Of course, this
happens every six months.
1412
01:20:57,291 --> 01:21:00,221
Situation is, I gotta
go through the ropes.
1413
01:21:05,615 --> 01:21:07,219
His name is Tattle?
1414
01:21:07,269 --> 01:21:08,671
- As it should be.
1415
01:21:08,721 --> 01:21:10,897
For the right price, or
the right amount of pain,
1416
01:21:10,947 --> 01:21:13,185
his gullet won't stay still.
1417
01:21:13,235 --> 01:21:15,869
He's aligned, for the most
part, with Joey Biasse.
1418
01:21:15,919 --> 01:21:18,685
He's the motherfucker that took my shit.
1419
01:21:18,735 --> 01:21:20,647
- Why did he take it?
1420
01:21:20,697 --> 01:21:23,419
- Everybody wants more for free.
1421
01:21:23,469 --> 01:21:26,613
Tattle
knows where Biasse is.
1422
01:21:26,663 --> 01:21:28,925
He's constantly packing
up and moving his shit
1423
01:21:28,975 --> 01:21:31,345
and for some reason, Tattle's the only one
1424
01:21:31,395 --> 01:21:33,501
who'll get word as to where he is.
1425
01:21:33,551 --> 01:21:36,475
So I'm sending you two out and I want him.
1426
01:21:36,525 --> 01:21:37,839
- Alive.
1427
01:21:37,889 --> 01:21:39,289
- Exactly.
1428
01:21:39,339 --> 01:21:43,513
25 K to you each to get
this situation handled.
1429
01:21:43,563 --> 01:21:46,329
Now, you don't have to
bring him straight to me,
1430
01:21:46,379 --> 01:21:49,939
just find out where he is, and
then he can go fuck himself
1431
01:21:49,989 --> 01:21:52,849
and everyone around him
can suck their own dick.
1432
01:21:54,349 --> 01:21:57,099
- I mean, you found Biasse before, right?
1433
01:21:57,149 --> 01:21:58,069
- Yeah.
1434
01:21:58,119 --> 01:22:00,357
- So why didn't you fuck him up last time?
1435
01:22:00,407 --> 01:22:02,715
- Same reason you can't
touch the President,
1436
01:22:02,765 --> 01:22:06,109
except this guy has more protection.
1437
01:22:11,239 --> 01:22:13,169
- Hey, cutie pies.
1438
01:22:13,219 --> 01:22:16,159
Which one of y'all wanna suck my dick?
1439
01:22:16,209 --> 01:22:18,139
- I can suck your dick.
1440
01:22:18,189 --> 01:22:20,611
Oh, maybe later, okay, baby?
1441
01:22:31,261 --> 01:22:32,669
- Hey.
1442
01:22:34,077 --> 01:22:35,441
Hey!
1443
01:23:15,029 --> 01:23:18,329
- To my 3,000 followers,
I just want to say...
1444
01:23:25,245 --> 01:23:27,439
- Al, Al, no.
1445
01:23:27,489 --> 01:23:29,407
No, no!
1446
01:23:42,157 --> 01:23:45,501
Dude, girl, man, dude, what the fuck?
1447
01:23:47,271 --> 01:23:49,525
- We're here to send a message,
1448
01:23:49,575 --> 01:23:51,309
so that's what we're gonna do.
1449
01:23:51,359 --> 01:23:53,685
I'm working for my $25,000,
1450
01:23:53,735 --> 01:23:56,237
because I want more, and I need more.
1451
01:23:56,287 --> 01:24:00,417
After this, she's gonna
know what we're all about.
1452
01:24:30,973 --> 01:24:32,859
- Dude, it's fucking Tattle.
1453
01:24:32,909 --> 01:24:34,449
Get away!
1454
01:24:55,503 --> 01:24:57,162
- Hey, quit it, dude!
1455
01:24:57,212 --> 01:25:00,547
You tell me where Biasse
is or she fucking gets it.
1456
01:25:01,852 --> 01:25:04,394
- I guess she is disposable.
1457
01:25:04,444 --> 01:25:06,281
Think you fuckers can come into my house
1458
01:25:06,331 --> 01:25:08,486
and think you make up all the rules, huh?
1459
01:25:08,536 --> 01:25:11,703
Tell Maura I'll fuck
her up the next time--
1460
01:25:20,698 --> 01:25:23,146
- Richy, get the bleach.
1461
01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:27,698
Okay, you have one option to
live and one option to die.
1462
01:25:27,748 --> 01:25:29,660
Tell us where Biasse is and you live.
1463
01:25:29,710 --> 01:25:31,312
You wanna know what death feels like?
1464
01:25:31,362 --> 01:25:34,200
- Ah, you fuckers are dumb as fuck.
1465
01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:36,356
- All right, Richy, open his mouth.
1466
01:25:41,870 --> 01:25:43,676
All right, okay, okay.
1467
01:25:46,392 --> 01:25:48,524
I'm not gonna ask you again.
1468
01:25:48,574 --> 01:25:49,532
Tell me,
1469
01:25:50,558 --> 01:25:52,254
where does Biasse live?
1470
01:25:52,304 --> 01:25:53,844
- Okay, okay.
1471
01:25:55,174 --> 01:25:56,854
Okay, I'll tell you.
1472
01:26:02,606 --> 01:26:07,602
He's at the Gussos'.
1473
01:26:11,302 --> 01:26:13,082
- Where do they live?
1474
01:26:15,582 --> 01:26:17,474
- Yo, what the fuck?
1475
01:26:23,094 --> 01:26:25,306
That motherfucker is dead.
1476
01:26:39,072 --> 01:26:41,184
Sorry about this.
1477
01:26:42,364 --> 01:26:44,958
I'm so sorry.
1478
01:27:06,006 --> 01:27:08,998
Come on, come on.
1479
01:27:29,498 --> 01:27:31,288
- Hello, Maura?
1480
01:27:33,088 --> 01:27:35,004
We killed Tattle.
1481
01:27:35,054 --> 01:27:36,324
What?
1482
01:27:36,374 --> 01:27:38,134
Did he tell you where Biasse is?
1483
01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:42,208
Yeah, he said he's at the Gussos'.
1484
01:27:43,448 --> 01:27:46,716
Things just got really frantic and crazy
1485
01:27:46,766 --> 01:27:50,110
and we poured bleach on his face
1486
01:27:51,350 --> 01:27:53,878
and he spewed out blood and he's dead.
1487
01:27:53,928 --> 01:27:55,644
Is there anyone else?
1488
01:27:58,046 --> 01:28:01,700
- Yeah, uh, I think it's his daughter and,
1489
01:28:01,750 --> 01:28:05,158
I'm gonna guess, the girl
that he's sleeping with,
1490
01:28:05,208 --> 01:28:06,924
we shot them both.
1491
01:28:21,664 --> 01:28:24,432
Um, so, what do we do now?
1492
01:28:24,482 --> 01:28:26,184
You need to clean the house up
1493
01:28:26,234 --> 01:28:27,818
to the best of your
ability, right fucking now,
1494
01:28:27,868 --> 01:28:29,891
don't leave a visible
spot of blood anywhere.
1495
01:28:29,941 --> 01:28:31,196
I'll send an address in Palm Dale
1496
01:28:31,246 --> 01:28:33,468
that you need to take the three bodies to.
1497
01:28:33,518 --> 01:28:35,452
- Hey, uh, Maura?
1498
01:28:35,502 --> 01:28:37,884
Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
1499
01:28:37,934 --> 01:28:41,152
- Better turn around, off my hit list.
1500
01:28:42,502 --> 01:28:44,626
Just get to Palm Dale.
1501
01:29:02,916 --> 01:29:05,001
- You see anybody?
1502
01:29:05,051 --> 01:29:06,637
No.
1503
01:29:16,703 --> 01:29:18,565
- Open your trunk.
1504
01:29:39,045 --> 01:29:41,001
Your money's at the house.
1505
01:29:41,051 --> 01:29:43,143
- You did the trashbag thing again?
1506
01:29:43,193 --> 01:29:44,059
- Mm hm.
1507
01:29:44,109 --> 01:29:45,415
- Is my wife there?
1508
01:29:45,465 --> 01:29:46,311
- No.
1509
01:29:47,587 --> 01:29:48,881
Look, from now on,
1510
01:29:48,931 --> 01:29:50,993
she's gonna have eyes and ears everywhere.
1511
01:29:51,043 --> 01:29:51,723
- Why?
1512
01:29:51,773 --> 01:29:56,217
- Because, just be careful, or else.
1513
01:30:11,777 --> 01:30:13,909
- The best bed on Earth.
1514
01:30:19,929 --> 01:30:22,333
- Yo, I'd offer for you
to stay at my place,
1515
01:30:22,383 --> 01:30:24,665
but, you know, I live here.
1516
01:30:24,715 --> 01:30:26,891
- What the fuck is going on, Al?
1517
01:30:26,941 --> 01:30:29,619
- Oh, shit, we forgot
to go into work today.
1518
01:30:29,669 --> 01:30:32,567
- Look, there's nothing going
on, don't worry about it.
1519
01:30:32,617 --> 01:30:34,217
I have to worry about it.
1520
01:30:34,267 --> 01:30:36,487
First the girl, now this.
1521
01:30:36,537 --> 01:30:38,949
- See, we're back to
the girl again, look--
1522
01:30:38,999 --> 01:30:40,497
- First the girl, now this.
1523
01:30:40,547 --> 01:30:43,183
- Hey, Durell, I'm sorry
it's a little loud in here.
1524
01:30:43,233 --> 01:30:44,721
- Are you selling drugs?
1525
01:30:44,771 --> 01:30:45,715
- No.
1526
01:30:45,765 --> 01:30:47,653
- Look, look, I'm real sorry that Al
1527
01:30:47,703 --> 01:30:49,083
and I forgot to come into work today.
1528
01:30:49,133 --> 01:30:50,411
- So what is it?
1529
01:30:51,521 --> 01:30:53,977
- Remember my mom, I told you,
1530
01:30:54,027 --> 01:30:56,025
she was on that hypitrol drug
1531
01:30:56,075 --> 01:30:57,901
and it got her going all kinds of crazy,
1532
01:30:57,951 --> 01:30:59,113
you know, that kind of stuff?
1533
01:30:59,163 --> 01:31:00,169
- Uh huh.
1534
01:31:00,219 --> 01:31:02,567
- Yeah, so, listen, you know
I'd rather be a homeless bum
1535
01:31:02,617 --> 01:31:04,419
than plunge another
feces-infested toilet there,
1536
01:31:04,469 --> 01:31:06,267
so yeah, so no offense.
1537
01:31:06,317 --> 01:31:09,391
- She sued them, that's it, she sued them
1538
01:31:09,441 --> 01:31:12,297
and she got a crazy amount of money.
1539
01:31:12,347 --> 01:31:13,641
- How much?
- A crazy amount.
1540
01:31:13,691 --> 01:31:14,917
- How much?
1541
01:31:14,967 --> 01:31:16,853
- Would you just listen to me?
1542
01:31:16,903 --> 01:31:19,299
- Look, I appreciate everything
that you've done for me,
1543
01:31:19,349 --> 01:31:20,843
and Al does too.
1544
01:31:22,103 --> 01:31:25,967
- Look, you know, with you
and the meds and Reggie,
1545
01:31:26,017 --> 01:31:29,001
I was having a hard time making ends meet.
1546
01:31:29,051 --> 01:31:32,755
Okay, so I just asked her
to let me borrow some cash.
1547
01:31:33,871 --> 01:31:34,885
- Some cash?
1548
01:31:34,935 --> 01:31:36,519
- Okay, a lot of cash.
1549
01:31:38,469 --> 01:31:39,959
I want to move.
1550
01:31:41,123 --> 01:31:43,209
I want to graduate from school.
1551
01:31:43,259 --> 01:31:45,327
I want to make this movie.
1552
01:31:48,607 --> 01:31:51,727
You know, I got the check and I cashed it,
1553
01:31:51,777 --> 01:31:54,403
just to look at it, I
put it in the trash bags.
1554
01:31:55,507 --> 01:31:59,589
I've never seen that much
cash, that much money
1555
01:31:59,639 --> 01:32:02,017
in my life, ever.
1556
01:32:03,247 --> 01:32:05,469
- Now that was an awkward conversation.
1557
01:32:05,519 --> 01:32:07,743
The one on the phone.
1558
01:32:09,743 --> 01:32:12,977
- So what about that singer girl?
1559
01:32:13,027 --> 01:32:15,273
- She's, babe, babe,
1560
01:32:15,323 --> 01:32:18,507
she's a girl that I
did a music video with,
1561
01:32:18,557 --> 01:32:21,147
that's it, that's it.
1562
01:32:21,197 --> 01:32:23,155
- The fucking gun, Al.
1563
01:32:23,205 --> 01:32:25,399
Well, what the fuck are you doing--
1564
01:32:25,449 --> 01:32:26,943
- There's nothing to the gun.
1565
01:32:29,073 --> 01:32:30,755
- Fuck you, Al.
1566
01:32:31,955 --> 01:32:33,747
- There is nothing to the gun.
1567
01:32:33,797 --> 01:32:35,489
- I don't know what to
fucking think about you.
1568
01:32:35,539 --> 01:32:36,945
- I said there's nothing to the gun!
1569
01:32:41,015 --> 01:32:42,843
So what are you doing, huh?
1570
01:32:42,893 --> 01:32:45,439
Are you gonna walk over
there, gonna take my child,
1571
01:32:45,489 --> 01:32:47,109
you gonna walk out on me?
1572
01:32:47,159 --> 01:32:48,837
- What would I do, Al, huh?
1573
01:32:49,865 --> 01:32:51,609
- I'll tell you something.
1574
01:32:53,979 --> 01:32:55,587
I guarantee,
1575
01:32:56,821 --> 01:33:00,039
if I was doing something
against the family,
1576
01:33:01,217 --> 01:33:04,351
it would have already
come and bit me in my ass.
1577
01:33:05,821 --> 01:33:07,501
Say something.
1578
01:33:08,691 --> 01:33:12,099
If I am not telling the truth.
1579
01:33:13,239 --> 01:33:14,327
- Al.
1580
01:33:15,427 --> 01:33:16,291
- I know.
1581
01:33:16,341 --> 01:33:17,523
- No.
1582
01:33:17,573 --> 01:33:19,489
- I know, I do.
1583
01:33:20,609 --> 01:33:21,761
I do.
1584
01:33:26,621 --> 01:33:29,483
- You're doing this to punish me.
1585
01:33:30,829 --> 01:33:33,731
God has taken care of
that already, all right?
1586
01:33:34,991 --> 01:33:36,695
Just don't punish me.
1587
01:33:37,839 --> 01:33:39,249
Just don't punish me.
1588
01:33:40,409 --> 01:33:41,899
I know I deserve it.
1589
01:33:43,029 --> 01:33:44,891
Don't punish me, Al.
1590
01:33:46,821 --> 01:33:48,919
- I'm taking care of you, okay?
1591
01:33:52,979 --> 01:33:54,799
- Fuck yeah, man.
1592
01:33:55,939 --> 01:33:57,419
Fuck yeah.
1593
01:34:01,029 --> 01:34:03,905
- So, like, how does that make you feel?
1594
01:34:03,955 --> 01:34:06,709
- It makes me feel uneasy.
1595
01:34:07,759 --> 01:34:09,241
- Okay.
1596
01:34:10,331 --> 01:34:12,917
Did you, like, let her know
that, did you tell her?
1597
01:34:14,077 --> 01:34:16,749
- Yes, I did tell her,
1598
01:34:17,929 --> 01:34:21,485
and it's just difficult
when it's your mother.
1599
01:34:23,375 --> 01:34:24,675
- Right, right.
1600
01:34:24,725 --> 01:34:26,927
Well, hey, look who it is.
1601
01:34:26,977 --> 01:34:28,383
- Hey, Richy.
1602
01:34:29,553 --> 01:34:31,931
- Welcome, please, take a seat.
1603
01:34:33,991 --> 01:34:36,707
Guys, start a couple of lines before.
1604
01:34:41,747 --> 01:34:45,465
Great job everyone, that was
the last of our acting session.
1605
01:34:45,515 --> 01:34:48,351
Next week, I want you to bring three ideas
1606
01:34:48,401 --> 01:34:51,431
that can be made into a short film.
1607
01:34:51,481 --> 01:34:53,321
Anybody listening to me?
1608
01:34:55,641 --> 01:34:57,093
Thank you.
1609
01:35:05,983 --> 01:35:07,849
- Hey.
- Hey.
1610
01:35:07,899 --> 01:35:09,213
- How's it going?
1611
01:35:09,263 --> 01:35:11,171
- Good, I hope it's okay that I came.
1612
01:35:11,221 --> 01:35:12,253
- No, it's cool.
1613
01:35:12,303 --> 01:35:14,301
- Martha told me that you
guys are performing as actors
1614
01:35:14,351 --> 01:35:15,777
so I thought it'd be cool to see.
1615
01:35:15,827 --> 01:35:17,889
- No, that's, that's okay.
1616
01:35:17,939 --> 01:35:19,209
Thank you for coming.
1617
01:35:19,259 --> 01:35:20,527
- You're welcome.
1618
01:35:20,577 --> 01:35:21,433
- Yeah.
1619
01:35:21,483 --> 01:35:24,363
- So, um, that music video was a huge hit.
1620
01:35:24,413 --> 01:35:25,617
Everyone really loved it.
1621
01:35:25,667 --> 01:35:29,533
- Yeah, I had no clue I was
working with a celebrity.
1622
01:35:29,583 --> 01:35:32,067
- Oh, no, you know, it's
just one of those videos
1623
01:35:32,117 --> 01:35:33,913
that finds its audience.
1624
01:35:33,963 --> 01:35:35,321
- Yeah, yeah.
1625
01:35:35,371 --> 01:35:38,055
- Hey, you should come
over to my place tonight.
1626
01:35:39,165 --> 01:35:40,355
- Why?
1627
01:35:40,405 --> 01:35:42,673
- Because I want you to.
1628
01:35:46,553 --> 01:35:50,811
- Listen, Pillow, I haven't had--
1629
01:35:50,861 --> 01:35:54,777
- You know, there's something
really refreshing about you.
1630
01:35:55,937 --> 01:35:58,983
You look like a good guy on
the outside, but something,
1631
01:35:59,033 --> 01:36:02,151
something tells me that
there's way more than that.
1632
01:36:02,201 --> 01:36:03,807
Am I right?
1633
01:36:07,237 --> 01:36:09,007
- Listen, Pillow.
1634
01:36:11,187 --> 01:36:13,011
I haven't had sex
1635
01:36:13,061 --> 01:36:16,911
in a really long time,
1636
01:36:16,961 --> 01:36:19,769
and I am liable
1637
01:36:19,819 --> 01:36:22,991
to do just about anything, and so
1638
01:36:23,041 --> 01:36:26,737
I am going to just walk away.
1639
01:36:43,131 --> 01:36:45,039
What, Richy, what?
1640
01:36:45,089 --> 01:36:46,297
- Nothing.
1641
01:36:46,347 --> 01:36:47,399
- What?
1642
01:36:47,449 --> 01:36:49,513
I know you have something to say, say it.
1643
01:36:50,623 --> 01:36:52,033
- I would have fucked her.
1644
01:36:53,103 --> 01:36:55,483
Look, I know you're trying to
be, like, good and all, man,
1645
01:36:55,533 --> 01:36:57,749
but I would have fucked
her to the next decade.
1646
01:36:57,799 --> 01:36:59,493
You got a free pass to dig a bitch down.
1647
01:36:59,543 --> 01:37:01,209
That is not something that just happens--
1648
01:37:01,259 --> 01:37:02,793
- Who says that I have a free pass?
1649
01:37:02,843 --> 01:37:04,287
- Freaking universe, man.
1650
01:37:04,337 --> 01:37:06,797
Look, your wife cheats, gets an STD.
1651
01:37:06,847 --> 01:37:08,437
You cheat, get even.
1652
01:37:09,555 --> 01:37:10,747
I'm just saying, what would be
1653
01:37:10,797 --> 01:37:12,339
the point if I did that?
1654
01:37:13,439 --> 01:37:15,729
- Hey, get back in the car.
1655
01:37:16,979 --> 01:37:19,451
Maura needs to have a
conversation with you fools.
1656
01:37:24,651 --> 01:37:27,395
- You boys gotta get out
of town for a hot minute.
1657
01:37:27,445 --> 01:37:28,495
- What?
1658
01:37:28,545 --> 01:37:30,605
The Gussos know who you are.
1659
01:37:30,655 --> 01:37:32,101
- No, they don't.
1660
01:37:32,151 --> 01:37:34,019
- Fucking Tattle's their cousin.
1661
01:37:34,069 --> 01:37:35,733
They got radar on you.
1662
01:37:35,783 --> 01:37:37,715
- Look, no, they don't, okay?
1663
01:37:37,765 --> 01:37:39,519
Everybody in that house died.
1664
01:37:39,569 --> 01:37:41,807
- Somebody tipped them off.
1665
01:37:41,857 --> 01:37:44,779
Biasse's hot right now,
the Gussos are fuming,
1666
01:37:44,829 --> 01:37:46,189
and everybody's on high alert.
1667
01:37:46,239 --> 01:37:48,171
They already paid me a visit this morning,
1668
01:37:48,221 --> 01:37:49,887
and I stood up for you two.
1669
01:37:49,937 --> 01:37:51,515
- Tell them to fuck off, then.
1670
01:37:51,565 --> 01:37:53,407
- You don't understand.
1671
01:37:53,457 --> 01:37:55,690
The Gussos are upset,
1672
01:37:55,740 --> 01:37:58,585
Mike's upset, Biasse's upset,
1673
01:37:58,635 --> 01:38:01,471
and you do not piss off Biasse.
1674
01:38:01,521 --> 01:38:03,671
He is the vendor around these parts,
1675
01:38:03,721 --> 01:38:05,807
and he can give you life,
and when he feels like it,
1676
01:38:05,857 --> 01:38:07,441
he can take it away.
1677
01:38:09,251 --> 01:38:11,007
- Okay, so what are they going to do?
1678
01:38:11,057 --> 01:38:12,545
They're gonna come after us?
1679
01:38:12,595 --> 01:38:16,555
- No, they'll come after you last.
1680
01:38:33,643 --> 01:38:35,043
- We good?
1681
01:38:35,093 --> 01:38:36,615
- Yeah, we're good.
1682
01:38:54,617 --> 01:38:56,555
Stop packing.
1683
01:38:58,215 --> 01:38:59,637
- Who is this?
1684
01:38:59,687 --> 01:39:02,679
Wake up your
friend and come outside.
1685
01:39:17,299 --> 01:39:20,921
Well, how you two fucking
morons doing this morning?
1686
01:39:20,971 --> 01:39:22,067
- I'm tired.
1687
01:39:22,117 --> 01:39:23,429
- Shut the fuck up.
1688
01:39:23,479 --> 01:39:25,235
We're going for a ride.
1689
01:39:25,285 --> 01:39:27,043
- Where we going?
1690
01:39:27,093 --> 01:39:28,633
- To a funeral.
1691
01:39:35,253 --> 01:39:37,065
- Hey, Mike?
1692
01:39:38,755 --> 01:39:39,947
Mike?
1693
01:39:41,479 --> 01:39:43,407
I just want to say, everything we did
1694
01:39:43,457 --> 01:39:44,953
was a complete accident.
1695
01:39:49,849 --> 01:39:51,999
- Yeah, man, like, we weren't
trying to fuck with you
1696
01:39:52,049 --> 01:39:53,587
for real, you know?
1697
01:39:55,407 --> 01:39:57,001
You know?
1698
01:40:16,147 --> 01:40:18,751
- You motherfuckers killed Tattle.
1699
01:40:20,015 --> 01:40:21,341
- What?
1700
01:40:21,391 --> 01:40:25,149
- You came to my house,
you put your hands on me,
1701
01:40:25,199 --> 01:40:27,219
you put my family in danger,
1702
01:40:27,269 --> 01:40:29,813
and then you killed the
connect to my money.
1703
01:40:29,863 --> 01:40:32,547
So now, I've got something for you.
1704
01:40:40,617 --> 01:40:42,689
- Oh, what the fuck, man?
1705
01:40:42,739 --> 01:40:44,295
- I suggest you let her go.
1706
01:40:44,345 --> 01:40:47,243
- In this business, it's
a tooth for an ally.
1707
01:40:47,293 --> 01:40:49,777
Germaine, bring the wife right here.
1708
01:40:51,611 --> 01:40:52,889
Stop.
1709
01:40:54,549 --> 01:40:56,427
There'll be more.
1710
01:40:56,477 --> 01:40:57,595
- More what?
1711
01:40:57,645 --> 01:40:59,751
- Shut the fuck up, Luigi.
1712
01:41:11,273 --> 01:41:12,809
- Don't shoot!
1713
01:41:12,859 --> 01:41:15,909
All right, you shoot, I
take him down with me.
1714
01:41:16,999 --> 01:41:18,239
- Don't shoot.
1715
01:41:30,929 --> 01:41:33,133
- Where the fuck did you
learn how to do that?
1716
01:41:34,273 --> 01:41:35,679
- Duck Hunt 2.
1717
01:41:35,729 --> 01:41:37,227
Come on, let's go.
1718
01:42:04,013 --> 01:42:05,555
- Oh, shit!
1719
01:42:26,463 --> 01:42:28,023
- Everybody good?
1720
01:42:29,315 --> 01:42:30,789
- Yeah.
1721
01:42:30,839 --> 01:42:32,229
Let's go.
1722
01:42:48,921 --> 01:42:50,819
Where are they?
1723
01:42:50,869 --> 01:42:52,559
- How about you suck my cock?
1724
01:42:52,609 --> 01:42:54,059
- How about you suck this clip?
1725
01:42:54,109 --> 01:42:55,231
- Hey, keep him alive.
1726
01:42:55,281 --> 01:42:56,463
Hey, fuck you.
1727
01:42:56,513 --> 01:42:58,353
- I'm helping you, man, be grateful.
1728
01:42:58,403 --> 01:42:59,569
- Where are they?
1729
01:42:59,619 --> 01:43:01,423
- Why don't you ask Maura?
1730
01:43:02,603 --> 01:43:03,957
- What?
1731
01:43:04,007 --> 01:43:06,075
I ain't saying shit else.
1732
01:43:07,255 --> 01:43:08,805
- Hey, man, look, what the fuck
1733
01:43:08,855 --> 01:43:10,283
do you know about the Gussos?
1734
01:43:10,333 --> 01:43:11,565
What?
1735
01:43:12,715 --> 01:43:14,119
- Are they with the Gussos?
1736
01:43:14,169 --> 01:43:15,825
I don't know.
1737
01:43:15,875 --> 01:43:17,435
- They're with the Gussos, aren't they?
1738
01:43:17,485 --> 01:43:19,157
Suck my dick, bitch.
1739
01:43:29,901 --> 01:43:31,905
- Where do
1740
01:43:31,955 --> 01:43:35,165
the Gussos live?
1741
01:43:38,905 --> 01:43:42,485
- Live at 23 Victory Boulevard.
1742
01:43:43,569 --> 01:43:45,119
- Clean yourself off.
1743
01:44:08,141 --> 01:44:09,619
We're good.
1744
01:44:43,293 --> 01:44:45,009
Listen.
1745
01:44:47,319 --> 01:44:50,147
I don't know you and you don't know me,
1746
01:44:51,663 --> 01:44:54,743
but if I did anything to
hurt you or offend you,
1747
01:44:54,793 --> 01:44:57,433
I apologize, it was completely accidental.
1748
01:44:58,623 --> 01:45:01,023
But if you have my wife
and child in there,
1749
01:45:02,373 --> 01:45:05,669
please release them and
do what you must to me.
1750
01:45:09,549 --> 01:45:11,107
Or else!
1751
01:45:12,479 --> 01:45:14,327
- I'll knock this fucker down.
1752
01:45:28,237 --> 01:45:29,516
- What the hell?
1753
01:45:29,566 --> 01:45:30,929
- Shelly.
1754
01:46:47,389 --> 01:46:50,283
- All right, guy, Kunta Kinte.
1755
01:46:53,803 --> 01:46:55,440
Come on.
1756
01:47:04,683 --> 01:47:08,633
Oh, come on, I'll give
you good shot right here.
1757
01:47:14,403 --> 01:47:17,395
Ah, weak, come on.
1758
01:47:17,445 --> 01:47:18,651
All right.
1759
01:47:35,112 --> 01:47:38,112
Of course, he went right to my dick.
1760
01:47:39,542 --> 01:47:41,170
Come at me.
1761
01:47:43,170 --> 01:47:44,879
Bitch.
1762
01:48:45,992 --> 01:48:48,354
- Dude taught me that.
1763
01:48:51,834 --> 01:48:53,957
- Let's check on the girls.
1764
01:49:01,617 --> 01:49:04,263
- Oh shit, Jesus Christ.
1765
01:49:07,049 --> 01:49:08,999
- Gizelle, are you okay?
1766
01:49:09,049 --> 01:49:13,399
- Michelle, I am so sorry I
got you into this situation.
1767
01:49:14,509 --> 01:49:16,605
- Gizelle, wake up, please.
1768
01:49:16,655 --> 01:49:19,855
- My God, I did all this to prove to you
1769
01:49:19,905 --> 01:49:22,355
that I could do it on
my own, but I fucked up.
1770
01:49:22,405 --> 01:49:24,364
I didn't even, I couldn't
even pull a bitch after that,
1771
01:49:24,414 --> 01:49:25,764
after we started making our money,
1772
01:49:25,814 --> 01:49:27,264
I was just trying not to die.
1773
01:49:27,314 --> 01:49:31,017
- Gizelle, I'm sorry, I
really am, I really am.
1774
01:49:31,067 --> 01:49:33,423
- If we make it out of
here, I'm going to fuck you
1775
01:49:33,473 --> 01:49:36,148
so fucking long, you don't
even have to give me head,
1776
01:49:36,198 --> 01:49:37,848
I don't even care, I swear.
1777
01:49:37,898 --> 01:49:39,398
- Guys!
1778
01:49:54,668 --> 01:49:57,251
- Someone told me you were looking for me.
1779
01:49:58,621 --> 01:50:00,007
- It's true.
1780
01:50:01,377 --> 01:50:04,010
- Don't you think it should
be the other way around?
1781
01:50:05,260 --> 01:50:06,513
- No.
1782
01:50:06,563 --> 01:50:09,716
You've killed
my men a lot, right?
1783
01:50:16,886 --> 01:50:19,849
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1784
01:50:19,899 --> 01:50:22,787
You know, you got yourself
in a world of shit, huh?
1785
01:50:22,837 --> 01:50:25,237
Much more than you can
possibly think, right?
1786
01:50:27,207 --> 01:50:28,823
- What do you mean?
1787
01:50:28,873 --> 01:50:31,123
- After you killed Tattle,
1788
01:50:31,173 --> 01:50:33,729
my cousin Gusso paid Maura a visit,
1789
01:50:33,779 --> 01:50:36,541
and she ratted you out
like nobody's business.
1790
01:50:37,809 --> 01:50:40,691
So I put a hit on you two motherfuckers.
1791
01:50:42,001 --> 01:50:46,694
And Maura, Maura didn't say
one single word to defend you.
1792
01:50:49,834 --> 01:50:52,400
- So Maura wants me dead?
1793
01:50:52,450 --> 01:50:53,850
- She does,
1794
01:50:55,070 --> 01:50:57,406
because she wants to
keep her head attached.
1795
01:50:59,686 --> 01:51:03,159
And because she knows
that you can replace her
1796
01:51:03,209 --> 01:51:05,009
at any point in time.
1797
01:51:08,129 --> 01:51:11,462
- Look, I'm not, just let us go.
1798
01:51:12,912 --> 01:51:16,574
- You're funny, but you see,
1799
01:51:16,624 --> 01:51:18,771
you're not going anywhere.
1800
01:51:19,971 --> 01:51:21,927
You're trying to ruin me, aren't you?
1801
01:51:26,289 --> 01:51:28,089
You know we could have worked together,
1802
01:51:28,139 --> 01:51:30,448
you know that, right, right?
1803
01:51:30,498 --> 01:51:34,051
But you committed a crime,
a crime against the family.
1804
01:51:38,667 --> 01:51:40,441
You know what?
1805
01:51:40,491 --> 01:51:43,399
I don't know if I want you to die,
1806
01:51:43,449 --> 01:51:46,337
but I sure as hell want you to suffer.
1807
01:52:10,535 --> 01:52:13,475
- Are you sure you want to do that?
1808
01:52:13,525 --> 01:52:15,457
- You planning on stopping me?
1809
01:53:28,041 --> 01:53:29,970
- What are you doing,
holding the door for me?
1810
01:53:30,020 --> 01:53:31,455
You think I can't handle myself?
1811
01:53:59,889 --> 01:54:02,832
Look at that, I'm inside the
door, how do you like that?
1812
01:54:02,882 --> 01:54:04,272
- Oh, it's very good.
1813
01:54:23,692 --> 01:54:25,894
- You know, I think, I
think Reggie's gonna like it
1814
01:54:25,944 --> 01:54:28,322
at her grandparents' for a bit, you know?
1815
01:54:35,012 --> 01:54:38,490
- Yeah, I think it would be a great place,
1816
01:54:38,540 --> 01:54:40,795
you know, for her to be while I
1817
01:54:42,265 --> 01:54:43,708
clear my head.
1818
01:54:43,758 --> 01:54:46,013
- Yeah, yeah.
1819
01:54:49,013 --> 01:54:52,010
You know, and Gizelle had
a really nice service.
1820
01:54:54,530 --> 01:54:57,465
I mean, she knew a shit ton of people,
1821
01:54:57,515 --> 01:54:59,874
you know, I wasn't expecting that.
1822
01:54:59,924 --> 01:55:01,853
- Yeah, she was popular.
1823
01:55:04,533 --> 01:55:06,242
- You know what's crazy?
1824
01:55:06,292 --> 01:55:09,943
We made some money really fucking quick
1825
01:55:09,993 --> 01:55:11,717
and the reason we got into it,
1826
01:55:11,767 --> 01:55:15,325
I mean, you was for her, and
me, it was to pull bitches,
1827
01:55:15,375 --> 01:55:19,499
but my shit don't even
fucking work no more.
1828
01:55:19,549 --> 01:55:21,662
Ain't that a motherfucking bitch?
1829
01:55:22,728 --> 01:55:24,359
Can't fuck bitches no more.
1830
01:55:24,409 --> 01:55:29,355
I'm stuck tasting pussy
for the rest of my life.
1831
01:55:35,465 --> 01:55:37,253
- What are you saying?
1832
01:55:37,303 --> 01:55:41,148
- What I'm saying is, is that
you lost one of your reasons
1833
01:55:41,198 --> 01:55:42,788
and I lost mine.
1834
01:55:42,838 --> 01:55:45,503
And what do you say we get
some fucking revenge, huh?
1835
01:55:50,023 --> 01:55:53,580
- Oh, look at this, man,
day one, on the job,
1836
01:55:53,630 --> 01:55:56,411
getting it done, boning bitches,
1837
01:55:56,461 --> 01:55:59,279
every time we stop, in every apartment,
1838
01:55:59,329 --> 01:56:01,690
you better believe it.
1839
01:56:02,832 --> 01:56:03,754
- Hey.
1840
01:56:03,804 --> 01:56:05,095
- You know what I'm saying?
1841
01:56:05,145 --> 01:56:06,405
Ass, ass, and titties.
1842
01:56:06,455 --> 01:56:08,099
- Why would they do that?
1843
01:56:08,149 --> 01:56:11,103
- Well, it's out of respect, man,
1844
01:56:11,153 --> 01:56:13,695
fuckin' A, I'm gonna hold
my tongue on the ass.
1845
01:56:20,415 --> 01:56:21,587
- Hey.
1846
01:56:21,637 --> 01:56:23,350
- HI, I'm Al from Poop in Your Pipe,
1847
01:56:23,400 --> 01:56:25,359
I'm here to tend to your plumbing needs.
1848
01:56:25,409 --> 01:56:27,746
- Wow, you really do send Luigi out.
1849
01:56:29,156 --> 01:56:30,372
Come on in.
1850
01:56:30,422 --> 01:56:31,991
- Thanks.
1851
01:56:36,621 --> 01:56:38,838
- So what, are you guys photographers?
1852
01:56:38,888 --> 01:56:41,464
- Actually, no, we're making a documentary
1853
01:56:41,514 --> 01:56:43,186
about the lives of plumbers.
1854
01:56:43,236 --> 01:56:44,703
- Oh, why?
1855
01:56:44,753 --> 01:56:48,639
- Uh, I guess, I guess it's just because,
1856
01:56:48,689 --> 01:56:52,206
it's more interesting
than people would imagine.
1857
01:56:52,256 --> 01:56:53,538
- Really?
1858
01:56:53,588 --> 01:56:56,870
- Yeah, in fact, Richy, nevermind.
1859
01:56:56,920 --> 01:56:58,510
Would you mind signing a waiver
1860
01:56:58,560 --> 01:57:00,560
saying it's okay that you're
a part of this project,
1861
01:57:00,610 --> 01:57:02,498
a part of this experience,
and we're using your place
1862
01:57:02,548 --> 01:57:03,530
and all that kind of stuff?
1863
01:57:03,580 --> 01:57:04,488
- No problem.
1864
01:57:04,538 --> 01:57:06,241
- Okay, great, thank you.
1865
01:57:09,401 --> 01:57:11,245
I really like these lights.
1866
01:57:11,295 --> 01:57:13,910
- Thanks, a present from the ex.
1867
01:57:17,731 --> 01:57:19,004
- Thank you.
1868
01:57:19,054 --> 01:57:20,193
- No worries.
1869
01:57:20,243 --> 01:57:22,047
- Uh, Rich, right here.
1870
01:57:23,377 --> 01:57:26,436
This is it, this is our ticket
1871
01:57:26,486 --> 01:57:30,832
to the life we deserve.
1872
01:57:32,022 --> 01:57:33,612
This right here, baby.
1873
01:57:33,662 --> 01:57:35,058
Thank you.
1874
01:57:35,108 --> 01:57:36,543
- You're welcome.
1875
01:57:37,793 --> 01:57:38,945
- Oh, to the bathroom.
1876
01:57:38,995 --> 01:57:40,361
- Yes, that's what you're here for.
1877
01:57:40,411 --> 01:57:41,600
- Yes.
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