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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:05,573 Previously, on "Good Girls"... 2 00:00:05,730 --> 00:00:06,967 It's a serial number. 3 00:00:07,126 --> 00:00:08,603 She keeps records of her cash? 4 00:00:08,690 --> 00:00:10,088 They're counterfeiters. 5 00:00:10,159 --> 00:00:11,581 You said you needed a retainer, 6 00:00:11,917 --> 00:00:13,238 so this should cover it. 7 00:00:13,683 --> 00:00:16,323 I'm a D-bag, so I know when I see one. 8 00:00:18,011 --> 00:00:20,870 Noah is FBI. I told him stuff. 9 00:00:21,292 --> 00:00:23,878 - He's not my boyfriend anymore. - Maybe he should be. 10 00:00:24,041 --> 00:00:26,924 - It would get him off our trail. - With my vagina? 11 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:29,323 I want to make it as easy as possible for the kids. 12 00:00:29,526 --> 00:00:31,167 I need to protect my family. 13 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:33,236 I would have made you so happy. 14 00:00:37,925 --> 00:00:39,869 - What are you doing? - It was an accident. 15 00:00:40,038 --> 00:00:42,167 Yeah, I mean, he... he ran behind the car. 16 00:00:42,226 --> 00:00:43,226 Yeah. 17 00:00:43,797 --> 00:00:45,815 She murdered him, Beth. 18 00:00:46,182 --> 00:00:48,346 We were about to do the same thing. 19 00:00:48,371 --> 00:00:51,002 - Yeah, but we didn't. - We made her call him. 20 00:00:51,526 --> 00:00:52,904 What are we supposed to do with this? 21 00:00:53,557 --> 00:00:55,643 - One... - Oh, God, whoa! 22 00:00:55,861 --> 00:00:58,260 Two, three! 23 00:01:03,361 --> 00:01:06,776 It's Boomer. I mean, it has to be, right? 24 00:01:06,844 --> 00:01:08,807 Yeah, I figured I'd hold onto it for a bit. 25 00:01:09,455 --> 00:01:13,072 You know, just to be safe. One man's trash... 26 00:01:13,601 --> 00:01:16,455 If he didn't have that body, he couldn't hold it over us. 27 00:01:19,061 --> 00:01:21,672 Cooper's dog is eating your new flowers. 28 00:01:24,616 --> 00:01:26,299 What color was Boomer's hair? 29 00:01:28,587 --> 00:01:29,860 You'll never get me! 30 00:01:47,013 --> 00:01:48,718 You'll never take me alive! 31 00:01:51,332 --> 00:01:52,666 You want some? You want some? 32 00:01:52,691 --> 00:01:54,182 How about you? You want some? 33 00:01:55,337 --> 00:01:57,416 No... You can't get me! 34 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,557 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, wash up, boys. 35 00:03:22,812 --> 00:03:24,627 - What's for dinner? - Macaroni. 36 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:27,252 - Where's Daddy? - Sleeping. 37 00:03:27,476 --> 00:03:29,486 - Where? - On the grass. 38 00:03:43,102 --> 00:03:44,102 Oh, my God! 39 00:03:45,729 --> 00:03:47,557 Oh, my God, Jeff! 40 00:03:51,891 --> 00:03:54,229 Okay, okay. 41 00:03:55,565 --> 00:03:58,848 - 911, what's your emergency? - Um, it's my husband. 42 00:03:58,873 --> 00:04:00,986 - He... - Yes, ma'am? 43 00:04:04,488 --> 00:04:05,488 Ma'am, are you there? 44 00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:09,424 Ma'am, are you okay? What happened? 45 00:04:10,190 --> 00:04:11,486 Nothing, sorry. 46 00:04:39,455 --> 00:04:40,455 Huh. 47 00:04:45,474 --> 00:04:48,122 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 48 00:04:50,141 --> 00:04:52,100 Hi, it's me again. 49 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,338 So I'm just going to say this because I don't know 50 00:04:54,929 --> 00:04:57,540 if you're, like, in a meeting or something, 51 00:04:57,565 --> 00:05:00,158 but, um... we have a little bit of a problem. 52 00:05:00,649 --> 00:05:02,086 I mean, it's not a problem yet, 53 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:04,221 but it is definitely a situation. 54 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,361 Um, so... 55 00:05:08,299 --> 00:05:13,295 you know that jacket you wanted us to get rid of a while back? 56 00:05:13,338 --> 00:05:16,825 We may have thrown away the wrong jacket, 57 00:05:17,677 --> 00:05:20,091 and we obviously need to find the right one 58 00:05:20,144 --> 00:05:24,175 before someone else does, so if you could call me back 59 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,732 so we could discuss this matter in more detail, that would... 60 00:05:28,092 --> 00:05:29,659 - Hey, sorry. - Hi. 61 00:05:29,702 --> 00:05:31,302 Uh, they're all ready when you are. 62 00:05:31,538 --> 00:05:32,818 Okay, one second. 63 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,919 Okay, thank you. 64 00:05:46,147 --> 00:05:50,904 The most important thing is it is not your fault. 65 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:55,200 You are allowed to feel sad, okay? 66 00:05:55,537 --> 00:05:56,537 Or angry. 67 00:05:56,755 --> 00:05:59,614 We love you more than anything. 68 00:06:01,005 --> 00:06:03,310 And we are going to get through this as a family. 69 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:09,021 Does anyone have any questions? 70 00:06:13,461 --> 00:06:16,450 Do we get two Christmases? 71 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:19,649 - Uh... - Um... 72 00:06:19,674 --> 00:06:20,674 It's... 73 00:06:21,186 --> 00:06:22,586 What about birthdays? 74 00:06:25,322 --> 00:06:26,778 Presents come from both of you, right? 75 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,510 So if you're not married, then we should get double. 76 00:06:30,024 --> 00:06:31,652 - And two parties! - Yeah! 77 00:06:31,677 --> 00:06:32,682 Yay! 78 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:37,596 These-these are all smart questions. 79 00:06:38,096 --> 00:06:42,369 Does anyone have a question that doesn't involve presents? 80 00:06:50,621 --> 00:06:51,621 Okay. 81 00:06:52,819 --> 00:06:55,197 - If anything comes to mind... - Who's moving out? 82 00:07:03,888 --> 00:07:04,888 No one yet. 83 00:07:05,687 --> 00:07:07,791 Are you mad at Daddy because he got a new job? 84 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:11,190 No! Don't be silly. 85 00:07:11,361 --> 00:07:13,916 - Do you still love each other? - Oh, buddy, yes. 86 00:07:13,941 --> 00:07:15,203 Of course we do. 87 00:07:15,325 --> 00:07:17,244 Then why can't you just say you're sorry? 88 00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:19,196 That's what you tell us to do. 89 00:07:19,994 --> 00:07:20,994 It's... 90 00:07:23,906 --> 00:07:24,906 complicated. 91 00:07:25,335 --> 00:07:26,335 No, it's not. 92 00:07:29,635 --> 00:07:31,526 Sometimes, grown-ups... 93 00:07:34,542 --> 00:07:36,659 realize they want different things. 94 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:39,159 So what do you want? 95 00:08:07,352 --> 00:08:08,650 What's going on here? 96 00:08:09,925 --> 00:08:10,925 Nothing. 97 00:08:14,181 --> 00:08:16,432 So we meet. 98 00:08:17,628 --> 00:08:20,135 You seduce me on top of some produce. 99 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:23,416 You break up with me. 100 00:08:23,441 --> 00:08:27,276 Then you get me drunk, have your way with me. 101 00:08:29,049 --> 00:08:30,104 And you're complaining? 102 00:08:32,265 --> 00:08:33,550 I'm just confused. 103 00:08:39,826 --> 00:08:41,714 I date a lot of guys 104 00:08:43,071 --> 00:08:46,323 who pretend to be something that they're not. 105 00:08:49,609 --> 00:08:50,992 Here's the thing with me. 106 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:54,600 What you see is what you get. 107 00:09:00,491 --> 00:09:02,320 Romans, 7:15. 108 00:09:02,617 --> 00:09:05,937 "I do not understand my own actions, 109 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:10,898 "for I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate. 110 00:09:11,976 --> 00:09:15,078 "So now, it is no longer I who do it, 111 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,594 but the sin that dwells within me." 112 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:24,492 - We are all sinners. - Amen. 113 00:09:24,601 --> 00:09:27,819 But continuing to do it, whatever it is we're doing, 114 00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:32,132 day after day, week after week, when we know better. 115 00:09:32,683 --> 00:09:35,146 Come on now, hm? 116 00:09:35,991 --> 00:09:41,116 That, my brothers and sisters, may be the biggest sin of all. 117 00:09:42,109 --> 00:09:44,952 - Who's with me? - Amen. 118 00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:46,491 Let us pray. 119 00:09:47,898 --> 00:09:50,460 - But I want juice and cookies! - We'll have some at home. 120 00:09:50,609 --> 00:09:51,740 All right, let's hustle up, team. 121 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:53,029 We don't have cookies at home. 122 00:09:53,054 --> 00:09:54,638 - We'll make some. - We're out of flour. 123 00:09:54,663 --> 00:09:56,216 - We'll get some. - We're out of butter too. 124 00:09:56,241 --> 00:09:58,033 Hey, would you please go get your damn coats, please? 125 00:09:58,057 --> 00:10:01,187 - I'll buy you a cookie, okay? - It's a great sermon, huh? 126 00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:04,913 Oh, I love it when a reverend tells it like it is. 127 00:10:06,525 --> 00:10:08,585 - Is it usually that raunchy? - Yes. 128 00:10:08,913 --> 00:10:10,374 Is he going to take Daddy again? 129 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:11,511 No, everything's fine. 130 00:10:11,806 --> 00:10:13,405 I'm still hoping we can work it out. 131 00:10:14,023 --> 00:10:16,429 You know what? These cookies, they're on me. 132 00:10:16,454 --> 00:10:17,859 Hey, man, we don't want your money. 133 00:10:18,197 --> 00:10:19,812 Good, because this ain't real money. 134 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,835 - You know what this is? - Stan. 135 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:26,416 Uh-oh, she knows. 136 00:10:26,704 --> 00:10:27,704 Let's go. 137 00:10:27,729 --> 00:10:29,541 - Let's just go, baby. - This here is motive. 138 00:10:30,822 --> 00:10:32,633 The grocery store manager figured out your hustle, 139 00:10:32,658 --> 00:10:35,356 - so he had to go, right? - What are you talking about? 140 00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:37,189 I'm saying when there's motive, 141 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:39,422 you don't really need a body anymore. 142 00:10:39,454 --> 00:10:40,689 What do you want from us? 143 00:10:40,714 --> 00:10:42,268 I want you home making cookies with your kids, 144 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,596 but you only get that if you take my deal. 145 00:10:45,721 --> 00:10:47,229 It's Sunday, man. 146 00:10:48,257 --> 00:10:49,693 The train is leaving the station. 147 00:10:49,718 --> 00:10:52,643 I'm trying to save you guys a couple of seats. 148 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:53,822 Talk to our lawyer. 149 00:11:04,749 --> 00:11:05,749 You play Monopoly? 150 00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:08,268 Because this here is Monopoly money. 151 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:16,009 - American... - Wheel Deal! 152 00:11:16,294 --> 00:11:18,291 Hey, you got that guarantee? 153 00:11:18,316 --> 00:11:20,392 Upfront pricing can't be beat! 154 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:22,634 Do you have a car for me? 155 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:25,072 Yes, we do. We guarantee! 156 00:11:28,381 --> 00:11:30,209 I'm ready to go. Are you guys ready to go? 157 00:11:30,253 --> 00:11:31,515 - Yes! - Get out there! 158 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,111 - Hey, yeah, all right. - All right. 159 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:36,916 Hey, don't worry. You'll... you'll get it. 160 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,507 - It's so clever. - Hm. 161 00:11:38,962 --> 00:11:40,439 Hey, what gets you out of bed, man? 162 00:11:40,744 --> 00:11:43,187 - Usually my kids. - Walk with me. 163 00:11:43,212 --> 00:11:44,602 Or I've got this app on my phone that plays, 164 00:11:44,627 --> 00:11:46,225 like, sounds of, like, the forest. 165 00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:47,369 No, no, I'm saying, what... 166 00:11:47,662 --> 00:11:49,025 what puts your feet on the ground 167 00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:50,556 and gets that heart pumping? 168 00:11:51,619 --> 00:11:52,736 Making deals? 169 00:11:52,987 --> 00:11:54,025 That's what I'm talking about. 170 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:57,041 - Yeah, I'm a closer, dog. - Ooh, yeah! 171 00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:58,439 I've been moving cars longer 172 00:11:58,464 --> 00:11:59,736 than some of these kids have been alive. 173 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,916 - Sing it, sister. - I can sell snow to an Eskimo! 174 00:12:02,941 --> 00:12:04,330 Now, we don't do that here. 175 00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:05,895 What do you mean? 176 00:12:09,192 --> 00:12:13,876 - I know it says that, but... - It's-it's our promise. 177 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:15,542 Oh. 178 00:12:17,839 --> 00:12:19,501 Well, where's the fun in that? 179 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,894 Hey, you got that guarantee? 180 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,166 Upfront pricing can't be beat! 181 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,225 Do you have a car for me? 182 00:12:28,351 --> 00:12:30,603 Yes, we do. We guarantee! 183 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:35,173 Welcome aboard. 184 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,048 Mary Pat! Open up! 185 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,736 It's real dark in this hellhole. 186 00:12:48,022 --> 00:12:49,525 There are no diapers in her trash. 187 00:12:49,662 --> 00:12:52,009 - Just a bunch of coupons. - When did they expire? 188 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:55,080 - Like, two months ago. - No! 189 00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:58,767 - Where is this bitch? - I don't know. 190 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:00,400 But she is going to go down for this, 191 00:13:00,474 --> 00:13:01,954 because at this point, the only murder 192 00:13:01,979 --> 00:13:04,892 that I would willingly do time for is hers. 193 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,595 And then he'd have us on three bodies. 194 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,634 Two of them we have nothing to do with! 195 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:12,009 She kills Boomer and then gives us some rando? 196 00:13:12,287 --> 00:13:13,837 I mean, how many bodies does she have in there? 197 00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:16,072 Turner doesn't care. You should have seen his face. 198 00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,205 Okay, bye. 199 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,736 Thinks she's got it all wrapped up with a little bow. 200 00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:24,080 What are you doing? 201 00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:32,271 Oh. 202 00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:35,134 What the hell? What is she doing? 203 00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:46,580 Oh. Smart. 204 00:13:52,594 --> 00:13:53,813 Jesus. 205 00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:37,800 Funny money is popping up all over. 206 00:14:38,101 --> 00:14:39,222 See if you can tie it back. 207 00:14:39,663 --> 00:14:40,663 Okay. 208 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,104 Maybe you didn't totally get it, 209 00:15:05,129 --> 00:15:07,214 but I wasn't actually talking about a jacket. 210 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,370 Hel... hello? 211 00:15:09,395 --> 00:15:10,753 This mailbox is full. 212 00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:12,401 It's doing that thing again! 213 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:13,651 - Okay. - What? 214 00:15:14,439 --> 00:15:16,011 Dude, you've gone full Favreau. 215 00:15:16,036 --> 00:15:17,050 You got to chill. 216 00:15:17,101 --> 00:15:18,973 - It's on him, too. - All right. 217 00:15:19,006 --> 00:15:21,073 - He needs to know. - I think he probably knows. 218 00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:22,284 You left him 30 messages. 219 00:15:24,605 --> 00:15:26,440 Can I please have my phone back? 220 00:15:27,724 --> 00:15:30,269 I am totally chill! I am allowed to be not chill. 221 00:15:30,294 --> 00:15:31,823 I'm about to be arrested for murder. 222 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:36,440 And if homie gave two craps, you would have heard something. 223 00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:43,362 Come on, who doesn't love a free pancake breakfast? 224 00:15:43,962 --> 00:15:45,361 With Jesus, no less. 225 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,260 Yo, check it. 226 00:15:54,593 --> 00:15:56,026 I don't know, you guys. I'm not sure. 227 00:15:56,051 --> 00:15:57,550 You're gonna to have to ask him yourself, 228 00:15:57,575 --> 00:15:59,706 because I don't know if Jesus eats sausage. 229 00:16:00,331 --> 00:16:03,331 But I do know that he drinks red wine, 230 00:16:03,535 --> 00:16:06,190 and those things go together great, so probably... 231 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,051 Not on my watch! 232 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,496 That bitch moves like a gazelle. 233 00:16:35,643 --> 00:16:36,643 Hi, guys. 234 00:16:43,406 --> 00:16:44,406 How's school? 235 00:16:47,328 --> 00:16:49,066 Okay, one at a time. 236 00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,683 - Here you go. - Thank you. 237 00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:57,346 Thank you. 238 00:17:04,966 --> 00:17:06,480 You don't want juice and crackers? 239 00:17:09,536 --> 00:17:10,926 We have a tree house out back. 240 00:17:23,935 --> 00:17:25,386 Start talking. 241 00:17:38,341 --> 00:17:39,997 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 242 00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:43,255 - What's that? - Ice cream. 243 00:17:43,903 --> 00:17:45,521 Yeah, other... other freezer. 244 00:17:52,161 --> 00:17:55,239 - Is Daddy with Santa Claus? - Yep. 245 00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:58,419 And I bet he's met the tooth fairy, too. 246 00:17:58,872 --> 00:18:00,411 - No way. - Way. 247 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,942 Why can't I tell my class? 248 00:18:10,419 --> 00:18:13,513 Well, because even though Daddy is in heaven, 249 00:18:14,263 --> 00:18:16,466 - he's still helping us. - How? 250 00:18:16,755 --> 00:18:20,153 He pays for this house and your toys. 251 00:18:20,787 --> 00:18:21,787 The ice cream. 252 00:18:23,489 --> 00:18:25,677 And if people knew that he was gone, 253 00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:28,028 then he couldn't help us anymore. 254 00:18:29,773 --> 00:18:30,872 Does that make sense? 255 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,817 Can I have sprinkles? 256 00:18:35,945 --> 00:18:36,945 Yeah! 257 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:40,052 I mean, it wouldn't be ice cream without sprinkles, right? 258 00:18:41,044 --> 00:18:42,396 Hey, little man. Where's my sundae? 259 00:18:43,301 --> 00:18:45,137 Is he my new Daddy? 260 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,505 No one's ever going to replace your daddy, 261 00:18:51,254 --> 00:18:52,254 okay? 262 00:18:52,279 --> 00:18:53,450 Who is he, then? 263 00:18:55,388 --> 00:18:57,364 He's just a special friend. 264 00:18:58,216 --> 00:18:59,872 Hey, open up! 265 00:19:00,174 --> 00:19:01,450 Where do you think you're going, huh? 266 00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:05,472 Stupid bitch, open the damn door! 267 00:19:06,138 --> 00:19:07,958 Let's go! What the hell? 268 00:20:48,969 --> 00:20:49,969 Okay. 269 00:20:51,268 --> 00:20:52,268 Sure. 270 00:20:55,147 --> 00:20:56,225 Thank you, I... 271 00:20:56,787 --> 00:20:58,709 yeah, I just didn't know who else to call, so... 272 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,241 All right, I'll... I'll see you soon, then. 273 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,320 Okay. 274 00:21:05,592 --> 00:21:08,377 - Mom, we're hungry. - Oh. 275 00:21:08,991 --> 00:21:10,647 Well, what are we waiting for, right? 276 00:21:45,796 --> 00:21:47,725 Let's get you out of here, get inside. 277 00:21:48,069 --> 00:21:49,623 Okay, can you get the door? 278 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:56,193 Hey, here. Take... take that. 279 00:21:56,218 --> 00:21:57,218 Okay. 280 00:21:57,812 --> 00:21:59,248 Hold on, now. Wait for me. 281 00:22:21,116 --> 00:22:22,631 I didn't want it to smell. 282 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,741 - Okay. - And, um... 283 00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:29,795 Jeff used... used to hunt, so we have... 284 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,811 um, we have a... a meat freezer. 285 00:22:33,608 --> 00:22:35,858 Well, that still makes sense. 286 00:22:37,069 --> 00:22:40,498 Yeah, except he just got so bloated. 287 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,853 I think that's because, um... 288 00:22:43,373 --> 00:22:46,780 you know, all the gasses that get, like, trapped inside. 289 00:22:47,729 --> 00:22:52,061 So, then he... then he wouldn't fit. 290 00:22:53,287 --> 00:22:54,404 What do you mean? 291 00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:55,983 I mean, there was just, like... 292 00:22:56,533 --> 00:22:59,139 like too much of him to... you know. 293 00:23:00,053 --> 00:23:02,897 - At first. - Oh, no, no, no. 294 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:07,202 You know those, um... those electric knives 295 00:23:07,227 --> 00:23:09,850 like you use at... like, at Thanksgiving? 296 00:23:19,473 --> 00:23:20,473 Any questions? 297 00:23:23,747 --> 00:23:25,019 So we call the cops. 298 00:23:25,585 --> 00:23:26,833 - We do? - Yeah. 299 00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:29,886 You want to explain that we dumped the wrong body? 300 00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:32,368 You'd rather get put away for murdering a guy who's not dead? 301 00:23:32,392 --> 00:23:33,989 I don't want to go away for anything. 302 00:23:34,014 --> 00:23:36,161 She chopped up her husband into tiny little pieces 303 00:23:36,186 --> 00:23:37,839 and stored him like a TV dinner, 304 00:23:37,919 --> 00:23:41,176 then ran over her boyfriend. She's a "Dateline" story. 305 00:23:41,457 --> 00:23:42,797 She is crazy. She is, like... 306 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:43,822 She's a victim. 307 00:23:49,288 --> 00:23:50,479 Boomer raped her. 308 00:24:00,329 --> 00:24:01,604 Where are you going? 309 00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:05,792 He's out there, living it up, while we take the fall. 310 00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:08,729 He's going to get us out of this. 311 00:24:17,649 --> 00:24:20,893 Excuse me. I want my mommy. 312 00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:28,899 Okay. 313 00:24:29,867 --> 00:24:30,878 I'll go get her. 314 00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:32,830 You stay here. 315 00:24:47,889 --> 00:24:48,987 She got a little tied up. 316 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:53,684 - Hey, Jonathan. - Hey, what's up, Sasha? 317 00:24:53,872 --> 00:24:55,325 Hey, yay yay! 318 00:24:56,474 --> 00:24:57,474 - Hey. - Hey. 319 00:24:57,591 --> 00:24:58,591 Heard you made a sale. 320 00:24:58,616 --> 00:25:00,356 Put an extra three grand in your pocket. 321 00:25:02,732 --> 00:25:05,518 What does "no haggle" mean to you, Dean? 322 00:25:05,561 --> 00:25:07,239 Oh, believe me, there was no haggling. 323 00:25:07,450 --> 00:25:08,661 Guy didn't know what hit him. 324 00:25:10,318 --> 00:25:12,442 It-it's not what we do. 325 00:25:12,981 --> 00:25:15,809 Our customers trust us because when they come in, 326 00:25:15,834 --> 00:25:16,888 they get the listed price. 327 00:25:17,397 --> 00:25:19,434 And what do you do? You... you go and sell for more. 328 00:25:19,773 --> 00:25:20,958 You're going to call the guy back. 329 00:25:21,181 --> 00:25:23,517 - The hell I am. - You're going to give him a refund. 330 00:25:26,905 --> 00:25:29,377 - How old are you, Calvin? - I'm 26. 331 00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:32,330 Let me paint you a picture of the next 26. 332 00:25:32,718 --> 00:25:34,391 You're going to wake up with a house full of kids 333 00:25:34,416 --> 00:25:35,978 you have to feed and a wife who hates you. 334 00:25:37,064 --> 00:25:38,440 And what's the one thing that's going to 335 00:25:38,464 --> 00:25:39,955 get you out of bed every single morning? 336 00:25:40,814 --> 00:25:43,299 It won't be toeing the company line with these other sheep. 337 00:25:43,352 --> 00:25:45,441 Why don't you take five in the Wheel Deal lounge? 338 00:25:45,522 --> 00:25:47,119 People pay for what they love, 339 00:25:48,135 --> 00:25:49,681 and it's my job to make them love it. 340 00:25:49,904 --> 00:25:50,904 That's the art. 341 00:25:53,465 --> 00:25:56,002 I can't sell cars from a vending machine. 342 00:25:56,027 --> 00:25:58,369 - Okay, you won't. - Thank you. 343 00:25:58,433 --> 00:25:59,799 Because you don't work here anymore. 344 00:26:04,502 --> 00:26:06,971 There's a charge on my credit card bill 345 00:26:06,996 --> 00:26:08,649 that I don't recognize. 346 00:26:08,674 --> 00:26:09,936 Can you call again? 347 00:26:09,961 --> 00:26:13,387 Marion, I think you should sit down. 348 00:26:13,412 --> 00:26:15,416 Industrial Power something. 349 00:26:15,979 --> 00:26:18,642 Yeah, but that's not the people I use. 350 00:26:21,661 --> 00:26:22,861 Leslie's alive. 351 00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:28,127 This cook top is driving me crazy. 352 00:26:29,950 --> 00:26:32,056 I can never get this thing clean. 353 00:26:33,107 --> 00:26:34,669 It's caked in grease. 354 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:38,025 Listen, I... I really need to find him. 355 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:42,158 Maybe if... if you really go at it with the steel wool 356 00:26:42,191 --> 00:26:43,845 like you did the last time. 357 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,541 - Have you seen him? - Maybe even a sharp knife. 358 00:26:48,869 --> 00:26:51,101 Harold used a chopstick once. 359 00:26:51,126 --> 00:26:53,330 Marion, did you hear what I said? 360 00:26:57,628 --> 00:26:59,041 How do you know? 361 00:27:01,194 --> 00:27:03,619 - I just know. - That can't be true. 362 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:05,846 It is, Marion. 363 00:27:05,871 --> 00:27:09,573 So he would let me cry myself to sleep for months 364 00:27:09,887 --> 00:27:12,103 without even so much as a phone call? 365 00:27:15,090 --> 00:27:16,090 I'm sorry. 366 00:27:21,001 --> 00:27:23,463 There's oatmeal raisin in the icebox. 367 00:27:23,488 --> 00:27:24,955 Take some for your son. 368 00:27:34,797 --> 00:27:36,799 You know, and now, he's coming to our place of worship. 369 00:27:37,303 --> 00:27:38,666 You know, when our kids are there. 370 00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:40,072 I mean, this man is out of control. 371 00:27:40,416 --> 00:27:41,868 Is Tara sick or something? 372 00:27:42,022 --> 00:27:43,385 We haven't gotten our coffee yet. 373 00:27:43,410 --> 00:27:44,603 He needs to be put in his place. 374 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,353 She's usually taken our order by now, so... 375 00:27:47,785 --> 00:27:49,003 Yo, can we sue him? 376 00:27:49,289 --> 00:27:50,614 Yeah, for, like, harassment or something? 377 00:27:50,639 --> 00:27:51,775 There... there were witnesses there, right? 378 00:27:52,224 --> 00:27:54,455 Oh, I'm going to have a chat with him in the morning. 379 00:27:54,762 --> 00:27:57,267 Yes, see, now, that's what I'm talking about. 380 00:27:57,392 --> 00:27:59,463 I'm going in to be deposed. 381 00:28:03,388 --> 00:28:05,096 Um, hold on. 382 00:28:05,121 --> 00:28:07,283 What... what about attorney/client privilege? 383 00:28:07,308 --> 00:28:08,541 Can they just do that? 384 00:28:08,710 --> 00:28:10,861 Oh, they can do it when a firm deposits 385 00:28:10,886 --> 00:28:12,892 30 grand in counterfeit cash. 386 00:28:14,306 --> 00:28:15,994 You're going to need a good lawyer. 387 00:28:36,374 --> 00:28:37,619 Can I have another meatball? 388 00:28:39,507 --> 00:28:40,507 Of course. 389 00:28:49,650 --> 00:28:50,955 So is this where we're going to eat? 390 00:28:51,461 --> 00:28:52,461 What do you mean? 391 00:28:53,313 --> 00:28:55,603 Like, now that you're divorced. 392 00:29:03,845 --> 00:29:05,221 I just thought it would be nice. 393 00:29:20,398 --> 00:29:21,908 So how was everybody's day? 394 00:29:24,043 --> 00:29:25,043 Uh... 395 00:29:27,314 --> 00:29:29,580 Oh, no. No, no, don't... don't rub it in. 396 00:29:29,605 --> 00:29:32,189 It'll make it worse. Kenny, go get some club soda. 397 00:30:09,812 --> 00:30:11,400 How was your day, dear? 398 00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:36,650 I'm sorry, I have to take this. 399 00:31:04,438 --> 00:31:05,438 What's up? 400 00:31:07,009 --> 00:31:09,424 - Did you get my messages? - Yeah, I'm here, right? 401 00:31:09,588 --> 00:31:10,931 I left 15. 402 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:13,939 And a few with the emoji's eyes crossed out. 403 00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:16,556 - Where were you? - I was at Legoland. 404 00:31:17,778 --> 00:31:18,791 Are you serious? 405 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:20,666 Yeah, it's a really nice place. 406 00:31:20,893 --> 00:31:23,025 - You went on vacation? - Yeah, with my kid. 407 00:31:23,069 --> 00:31:25,158 - Sounds fun. - Yeah, yeah, it's real dope. 408 00:31:25,201 --> 00:31:26,705 You know, everything is Lego there. 409 00:31:26,730 --> 00:31:29,344 They got a Lego Vegas Strip, Golden Gate Bridge. 410 00:31:29,369 --> 00:31:31,135 I'm about to be arrested for murder. 411 00:31:33,829 --> 00:31:35,111 That sucks. 412 00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:37,972 And you couldn't return a text? 413 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:39,971 Hey, I don't work while on vacation. 414 00:31:43,289 --> 00:31:44,838 That's what I am? Work? 415 00:31:47,110 --> 00:31:48,447 Pretty much, yeah. 416 00:31:54,665 --> 00:31:55,665 That's it? 417 00:31:56,043 --> 00:31:57,043 That's it. 418 00:32:00,431 --> 00:32:03,228 Oh, one thing you should know. 419 00:32:04,642 --> 00:32:07,978 Your money's cooked. The feds know everything. 420 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:10,642 Welcome back, boss. 421 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,892 Did you see that combo? 422 00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:27,900 Oh, this is just way harder sober. 423 00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:30,025 Come on, get in on this! 424 00:32:36,119 --> 00:32:37,239 What are you doing? 425 00:32:38,797 --> 00:32:40,510 How do you know if a melon is ripe? 426 00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:43,353 - What? - Just tell me. 427 00:32:46,162 --> 00:32:47,729 You smell the rind. 428 00:32:48,023 --> 00:32:52,127 And how long is milk good after its sell-by date? 429 00:32:52,307 --> 00:32:53,525 - What... what is this? - Just tell me. 430 00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:55,472 - How many days? - I don't know. 431 00:32:55,770 --> 00:32:56,770 You know why that is? 432 00:32:58,924 --> 00:33:02,197 Because you are a terrible grocery store manager. 433 00:33:02,562 --> 00:33:04,197 You had to turn the shower on to tell me that? 434 00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:06,416 And you're FBI! 435 00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:33,361 I'm going to need you to say it. 436 00:33:40,641 --> 00:33:41,641 I love you. 437 00:33:51,142 --> 00:33:52,571 So what happens next? 438 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:57,735 Your friend paid her lawyer in counterfeit. 439 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:01,134 And that's going to link you to the murder. 440 00:34:03,691 --> 00:34:04,868 I meant with us. 441 00:34:08,111 --> 00:34:09,594 We'll figure something out. 442 00:34:11,485 --> 00:34:13,813 If by "figure something out," 443 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:17,907 you mean "turn on my sister..." 444 00:34:26,656 --> 00:34:28,243 We'll figure something else out. 445 00:34:38,516 --> 00:34:41,555 Are you guys taking a shower? 446 00:34:42,313 --> 00:34:46,368 - Uh, yeah. - No, no. 447 00:34:46,581 --> 00:34:49,491 There was a weird bug in the tub, 448 00:34:49,516 --> 00:34:51,485 and it wouldn't go down the drain. 449 00:34:51,634 --> 00:34:52,954 Yeah, we... we almost got him. 450 00:34:53,782 --> 00:34:56,180 Okay, that's also weird. 451 00:35:30,569 --> 00:35:31,569 I can do that. 452 00:35:36,207 --> 00:35:38,188 I put your, uh, plate in the oven. 453 00:35:44,009 --> 00:35:45,360 The kids are already up in bed. 454 00:35:51,609 --> 00:35:52,609 Are you okay? 455 00:35:58,513 --> 00:36:00,321 I don't want to work for anyone else. 456 00:36:02,309 --> 00:36:04,110 Me neither. 457 00:36:14,275 --> 00:36:15,275 So... 458 00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:17,874 what do you want? 459 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:21,907 I want to keep my kids. 460 00:36:25,736 --> 00:36:26,868 I... I found this thing online. 461 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,524 It's called, I don't know, 223, or something. 462 00:36:30,463 --> 00:36:33,094 Anyways, we would rent a place, and the kids would stay here. 463 00:36:33,119 --> 00:36:34,946 And then you and I would switch off 464 00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:38,188 every couple of days, and, you know, 465 00:36:38,213 --> 00:36:40,024 split weekends and holidays and stuff. 466 00:36:42,998 --> 00:36:43,998 Okay. 467 00:36:44,678 --> 00:36:46,352 But we would have to figure some stuff out. 468 00:36:48,969 --> 00:36:49,969 Thank you. 469 00:36:54,044 --> 00:36:55,044 I got fired. 470 00:37:01,014 --> 00:37:03,376 Those shirts are stupid, anyway. 471 00:37:33,277 --> 00:37:34,277 He asleep? 472 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,115 He's doing that fake snoring thing, 473 00:37:36,526 --> 00:37:38,766 and I definitely felt action figures under the pillow. 474 00:37:38,898 --> 00:37:40,445 Oh, yeah, them things came out 475 00:37:40,479 --> 00:37:41,618 as soon as you shut the door. 476 00:37:42,852 --> 00:37:44,212 So what do you want to do here? 477 00:37:44,237 --> 00:37:45,641 When was the last time we checked these things? 478 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,251 - Um, never. - Okay. 479 00:37:48,276 --> 00:37:49,509 I'm doing the kids' rooms, too. 480 00:37:50,962 --> 00:37:52,219 There are other lawyers, right? 481 00:37:52,367 --> 00:37:55,188 Oh, um... I also swapped out the outside lights for LEDs, 482 00:37:55,213 --> 00:37:57,060 so those'll be good for, like, another five years. 483 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,837 - We got to get one. - I already got one, babe. 484 00:38:00,678 --> 00:38:02,344 I called the court-appointed guy back. 485 00:38:04,671 --> 00:38:06,868 - He wants you to plead guilty. - Hear me out. 486 00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:09,016 - No. - It's... it's five years max. 487 00:38:09,107 --> 00:38:11,787 If I go in before Christmas, I'll be out before Sara graduates. 488 00:38:12,836 --> 00:38:14,969 - Absolutely not. - I'll still be here in time 489 00:38:14,994 --> 00:38:16,474 enough to teach Little Money how to drive. 490 00:38:16,499 --> 00:38:17,513 You know that's going to be an ordeal, 491 00:38:17,538 --> 00:38:19,576 because my man can't even ride his bike straight, so... 492 00:38:20,013 --> 00:38:21,568 Can I sleep in your bed? 493 00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:22,990 - No. - Sure. 494 00:38:26,688 --> 00:38:28,544 But if I get kicked in the head, 495 00:38:29,172 --> 00:38:30,240 you get kicked to the curb. 496 00:38:30,327 --> 00:38:31,327 Deal. 497 00:39:34,514 --> 00:39:38,039 - Oh, what on Earth? - Oh, I'm sorry. 498 00:39:38,307 --> 00:39:39,307 Did I wake you? 499 00:39:46,742 --> 00:39:48,438 What... what are you doing? 500 00:39:49,288 --> 00:39:53,250 I get you groceries. I pick up your dry cleaning. 501 00:39:55,055 --> 00:39:57,133 And the appointments, Jesus. 502 00:39:57,354 --> 00:39:58,938 You spend more time at the doctor... 503 00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:01,750 and who even goes to the post office anymore? 504 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,672 You know you can just do it all online. 505 00:40:03,842 --> 00:40:06,578 - Well, I like to visit. - Thank you, I'm aware of that. 506 00:40:06,603 --> 00:40:08,910 You introduce me to every single person 507 00:40:08,935 --> 00:40:10,430 every time we're there! 508 00:40:10,455 --> 00:40:13,469 - What is this all about? - And you know the worst part? 509 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:16,789 I was happy to do it. 510 00:40:18,329 --> 00:40:20,555 Because I thought we were friends. 511 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:22,446 We are friends. 512 00:40:26,767 --> 00:40:28,680 - Where is he? - Who? 513 00:40:29,224 --> 00:40:33,524 I am so sick of everyone lying to me. 514 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:35,531 I don't know what you're talking about. 515 00:40:35,556 --> 00:40:40,539 Okay, okay, so the... the Fleshlight is yours? 516 00:40:40,803 --> 00:40:42,742 - What flashlight? - Not flash. 517 00:40:43,247 --> 00:40:45,989 Flesh, with an E. 518 00:40:46,672 --> 00:40:49,399 - I don't even know... - Boomer bought it! 519 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:52,117 There is literally no other explanation! 520 00:40:56,109 --> 00:41:00,000 My credit card was stolen at the salon. 521 00:41:01,008 --> 00:41:03,149 They fired the girl in front. 522 00:41:10,389 --> 00:41:11,389 Besides that. 523 00:41:20,735 --> 00:41:21,735 I-I'm sorry. 524 00:41:22,149 --> 00:41:24,156 I-I think you should leave. 525 00:41:59,531 --> 00:42:02,586 Marion, I thought you might want your key back. 526 00:42:11,405 --> 00:42:12,484 Annie Banannie. 527 00:42:17,443 --> 00:42:19,523 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 37587