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Kate: Previously on "Workin' Moms".
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We have let this go long enough.
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We need to, like, hug and communicate.
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Did Anne give you more drugs?
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Did you or did you not
want me to come onto you?
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Marvin this was just some
harmless office flirting.
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Get a hold of yourself.
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Anne: My Nanny has
bonded with my daughter
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more in a week than
I have in nine years.
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So, you in Kate?
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Let the best man win.
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Your words not mine, man.
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[Baby coos]
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Something I like to do
is just a gentle bicycle
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with the legs.
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And not only does this feel dynamite
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in their little quads and hammies,
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but it also helps them to release gas.
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[Baby farts]
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Speaking of massage;
Kate what's going on here?
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Kate: Oh, that?
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That's just the most amazing
rub down I've ever had.
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I can't even imagine.
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What, you've never had a massage before?
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I mean, not in years.
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I, uh... I don't think
I could enjoy it anymore
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because I am just too preoccupied.
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- With what?
- Boiling your diva cup?
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Okay, take your thumbs
and trace little circ...
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No, Anne, with the fact that
I have so much to do everyday.
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You know, doing the
laundry, cleaning the house,
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making baby food.
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See if you weren't making baby food
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maybe you could go for a massage.
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Everyday I take, like, 20 minutes
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just to think or dance or, I don't know,
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clean my cow figurines,
whatever. Something.
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I tell my family that I have IBS,
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so I can lock myself in the
bathroom and play Candy Crush.
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Jenny, what is the filter
that you use in your selfies?
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I don't use filters.
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Really? Wow.
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Well, I've made the conscious choice
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not to be on social media.
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Anne: Oh, good for you, Sheila.
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- All: [Sarcastic reactions]
- Kate: Let's throw her a parade.
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♪
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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Will there just be one ball
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that all our parents will share from?
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- What?
- Here, like this.
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Ah, smaller. Hm-hmm.
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All right what time are
you gonna be home tonight?
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Uh, no later than four,
five the latest. I promise.
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Well, you better be home for dinner.
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The last time you left me alone
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with your parents it was the worst.
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When I gave birth to Charlie?
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The small talk was excruciating.
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Fair enough.
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Remember when you told me to
throw out this box of junk?
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I do, yeah.
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Well, I didn't throw
out this box of junk.
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I hid it in the crawl space.
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Oh, thanks for your constant reminder
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- that I married the right man.
- Did you ever!
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Guess how much my VHS copy
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of "Beauty and the Beast" is worth?
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- Uh, negative 10 cents?
- Uh, try positive $500.
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What?! What kind of
nutjob pays $500 for VHS?
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Can you please take Jamie with you?
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Oh, uh, funny, you
know, studies have said
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that crying babies really muck
up a business transaction...
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Lionel!
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But I'm gonna take her 'cause I love her
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and I'm a good father. Yes.
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Let's go meet Herb.
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Hopefully he's not a murderer.
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Yes. Yes.
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Okay, bye, mommy.
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- Lionel?
- Yeah.
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You will take her out of the box
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and put her in the car-seat, right?
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Yeah.
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- [Door creeks open]
- Where's Daddy going?
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Jesus Christ, you scared me.
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Sorry for living.
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Daddy and Jamie went to sell
junk to a man named Herb.
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Gross.
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So I guess it's just me and you today.
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Fun.
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[Apple crunches]
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Looking good, sugar butt.
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What are you doing?
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C'mon don't worry, I won't put it in.
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Put what in what?
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Your sweet ass in my Kickstarter video.
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For my movie.
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The movie about fat vampires?
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[Blender whirs]
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Did you listen to anything I said?
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My new screenplay is
about stay at home dads.
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Are the dads vampires?
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No.
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Also, not a bad idea.
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I can't believe you're
making a Kickstarter.
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You really think people
are gonna give you money.
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Yeah. You said you were gonna help.
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I was planning on going to yoga.
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You don't need yoga, baby,
if anything, yoga needs you.
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Come on, it'll be fun. You, me, Zoe.
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Fine I'll help you.
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You don't have to guilt me, I'll do it.
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All right!
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Zoe!
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[Phones ring]
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Ugh, okay, I was test
driving the clients bike.
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It's a fixed gear bike.
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Did you know they don't have brakes?
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Yeah, Carl,
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everybody knows that
they don't have brakes.
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Hey, you know what didn't
have breaks last night?
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- Uh-oh.
- This guy.
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- Too bad I wasted it on a seven.
- Did you guys smash?
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Chad could you refrain from
speaking millennial in here?
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Come on, you guys know what "smash" is.
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It's like tap that.
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You're talking about sex?
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Yeah, just like, less sad.
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It sounds very violent.
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- What do you people call it?
- Sex. Mo?
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I don't know.
Guess I'd say, uh, we banged.
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Got it on. Laid some pipe.
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Like you could ever do
anything as masculine
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- as plumbing.
- [Chad laughs]
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Carl, what's your smash?
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Uh, make love.
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[All laugh]
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As enlightening as this is,
let's, let's get down to work.
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- Agreed.
- Okay.
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Uh, Carl, So do you want my
specified notes right now?
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- Yes I do. Yeah.
- Chad, actually,
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you can hang onto those notes
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because you'll be
making the presentation.
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Oh, I-I thought I was?
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Yeah. Uh, Carl, seeing
as you broke your face
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on the bike last night,
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I'm gonna keep you
away from the clients.
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Yeah, so, uh... I don't know about that,
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I've never pitched before.
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You can handle it, man.
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Yeah, man, you're gonna smash it.
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[Door speaks open]
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[Car door opens]
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Please, come into my office.
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[Car door shuts]
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Can I offer you a refreshment?
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Look, I got chips, gum,
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I'm pretty sure this is a juice.
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You clearly love that place.
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If you wanna make a move,
Nora, this is the time.
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I just, I feel rushed.
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Mm-mm, no. We keep
coming back here, right?
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That means something.
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Seventh times a charm, right?
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I don't know.
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- Is this gum's cinnamon?
- Hm-hmm.
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It's burning my mouth.
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Is your body trying
to tell you something?
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You ready to make a move?
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Hm-hmm.
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- 'Kay.
- Uh-ha.
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I'll do it. Put in my offer.
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Woo-yeah, come on, let's do this.
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All right. Okay. Hold please.
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[Laughs, keys tap]
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And it is sent.
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- Oh God, I feel regret.
- Don't. Don't do that.
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You are gonna thrive here, Nora.
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You're right.
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Yeah. This is gonna
mean good things for you.
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[Cell phone pings]
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You didn't get the house.
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What?! Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no.
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Look, can I be real with you?
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- Never saw you in that house.
- What?!
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No, you, you think that you think
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inside the box,
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but I think that you
think outside the box.
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Listen, got a little gem that
I've had in my back pocket
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for a few months now.
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Don't tell anybody.
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Want to see the little gem
that's in my back pocket?
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It's a gem.
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I don't mind seeing the
gem in your back pocket.
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- Yeah-yeah-yeah, right.
- Let's blow this joint.
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[Engine starts and whirs]
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- [Video game pings and crackles]
- [Anne laughs]
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Game: Juice!
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Alice: Watch out. Mini port is coming.
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Quick, we've gotta get out
of here before it's too late.
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[Door creaks open]
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Alice: We must save Pretty Corn.
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If only Bravy Corn were
here, he could help us.
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[Unicorns clomp against table]
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♪
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[Video game sounds]
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♪
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[Sighs]
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Well, how do we look?
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- You look fine.
- Can I press record?
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- You ready?
- I'm ready, all right.
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[Record button beeps]
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Hi, I am Ian Mathews and
I am a stay at home dad.
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Every morning I wake up and I
get to bond with my daughter.
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We take walks together,
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we eat meals together and we chat.
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It's the most beautiful
relationship I've ever had.
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There's nothing that makes
me feel like more of a man
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than being a mother to my daughter.
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All right, Chad, you got this.
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[Preparatory breath]
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Specified bikes are famous
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for their specified ability
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in tackling mountain ranges.
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You sound like a little bitch.
Confidence.
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It's important to note
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when you're riding through the city
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to be aware of the urban environment.
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That-that's why we've planned
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a series of bike riding...
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Dude, they know this already.
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This is not how you
get it in with a client.
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Look, I'm just warming up, okay?
I'm teasing the tip.
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- Oh.
- It's Saturday.
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We all have better things to do
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- than watch you tease the tip.
- You know what?
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- Why don't you just do it?
- Yeah. All right. Thank you.
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Will you give the kid a chance, please?
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Chad, you're gonna do great.
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Uh, just think of the client as a buddy
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and you're going for
a beer with the buddy...
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Really, guy whose face
looks like roadkill?
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You're giving advice
on pitching to a client?
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Yeah, I thought it might
be a bit more helpful
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- than ripping him a new one.
- I doubt it.
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You pitch like you have sex;
badly and never.
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- Mo.
- Nice.
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[Everyone groans]
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Oh god, this is glandular.
This is a real problem.
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You look like a Manatee
at a wet t-shirt concert.
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Look... Forget this!
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[Laughs] Oh ho!
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- Come on, Carl, relax.
- Carl, you okay?
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Mo, Jesus.
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- Boy: [on TV] I'm scared.
- Girl: [on TV] Well, I'm hungry.
257
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,356
Hey.
258
00:10:06,131 --> 00:10:09,345
So should I be Brave Corn... y?
259
00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:10,693
Gravy Corn?
260
00:10:11,324 --> 00:10:13,726
- [Anne whinnies]
- You want to play?
261
00:10:14,015 --> 00:10:16,617
Yeah, sure. If you want me to we can...
262
00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,381
[Anne whinnies]
263
00:10:19,406 --> 00:10:21,546
Hey look, I am here, let's play.
264
00:10:21,594 --> 00:10:23,161
Can we just finish this episode?
265
00:10:23,196 --> 00:10:25,030
Yep, sure. Yep, that's fine.
266
00:10:25,064 --> 00:10:26,598
Boy: Okay, on the count of three
267
00:10:26,632 --> 00:10:29,039
let's put our horns together and sing.
268
00:10:29,635 --> 00:10:31,570
Boy and girl: One, two, three.
269
00:10:31,604 --> 00:10:33,323
How's that a dungeon?
270
00:10:34,032 --> 00:10:35,674
Uh, that's where Meany
Corn lives. In the clouds.
271
00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:37,157
He has them locked up.
272
00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:39,290
You can't lock somebody in a cloud.
273
00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:41,513
Clouds aren't solid,
you can walk through a cloud.
274
00:10:41,547 --> 00:10:43,020
You know that, right?
275
00:10:43,382 --> 00:10:45,717
- Boy: Quick, give me a boost.
- Girl: Well, climb on.
276
00:10:46,029 --> 00:10:48,553
Why does she need a boost?
She's a horse, she can jump.
277
00:10:48,588 --> 00:10:51,490
She's not a horse, Mom, she's a unicorn.
278
00:10:51,524 --> 00:10:53,692
Okay, so don't unicorns
have magical powers?
279
00:10:53,726 --> 00:10:56,046
I mean that skill set could
come in really handy...
280
00:10:56,071 --> 00:10:58,063
Mom, if you don't like the show
281
00:10:58,097 --> 00:10:59,880
then don't watch it with me.
282
00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:04,015
Okay. God.
283
00:11:04,604 --> 00:11:05,784
[Clears throat]
284
00:11:07,869 --> 00:11:10,308
I'm just gonna excuse myself then.
285
00:11:10,343 --> 00:11:11,973
I'll be right back.
286
00:11:13,012 --> 00:11:14,713
Boy: Don't forget the sugar cubes.
287
00:11:15,098 --> 00:11:17,082
So let me just make sure to hit record.
288
00:11:17,116 --> 00:11:18,683
What do you want me to say?
289
00:11:18,718 --> 00:11:20,385
Just talk about how blessed you feel
290
00:11:20,419 --> 00:11:21,976
being married to a stay at home dad.
291
00:11:22,612 --> 00:11:25,137
- Right.
- Ready?
292
00:11:25,491 --> 00:11:28,059
- [Record button beeps]
- And action.
293
00:11:28,094 --> 00:11:29,661
My name is Jenny Mathews.
294
00:11:29,695 --> 00:11:31,917
I'm married to a stay at home dad.
295
00:11:34,783 --> 00:11:37,269
My husband stays at
home with our daughter
296
00:11:37,303 --> 00:11:41,006
and watches her grow and
I go to work, it's great.
297
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,208
Cut. Cut. Okay.
298
00:11:43,242 --> 00:11:45,410
Honey, I understand that
you're not a, you know,
299
00:11:45,444 --> 00:11:47,118
a natural performer,
300
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,681
but it's starting to come
off a little sarcastic.
301
00:11:49,715 --> 00:11:51,983
- Uh-ha.
- Do you know what you need?
302
00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:53,618
A scene partner.
303
00:11:53,801 --> 00:11:54,802
Come on.
304
00:11:56,444 --> 00:11:57,486
And up.
305
00:11:58,191 --> 00:11:59,691
All right, let's try it again,
306
00:11:59,725 --> 00:12:03,395
except this time look
deep into Zoe's eyes
307
00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:05,319
and speak from the heart.
308
00:12:06,124 --> 00:12:07,308
Okay?
309
00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:11,019
Ready? And action.
310
00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:16,962
My husband watches our daughter
311
00:12:17,114 --> 00:12:18,993
and I go to work
312
00:12:20,446 --> 00:12:22,714
where I find myself feeling
313
00:12:22,748 --> 00:12:25,141
like I'm searching for something,
314
00:12:25,451 --> 00:12:28,286
but I don't even know what it is.
315
00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:32,090
I come home from work to find my husband
316
00:12:32,124 --> 00:12:33,658
bonding with my daughter
317
00:12:33,693 --> 00:12:36,261
in ways I always imagined
I would bond with her
318
00:12:36,295 --> 00:12:38,797
- and then I, I feel like...
- Cut. Cut.
319
00:12:38,831 --> 00:12:41,466
Okay. Um, Honey, no one
is gonna want to donate
320
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,268
if they're getting a
negative vibe, right?
321
00:12:43,302 --> 00:12:45,003
It's a little heavy.
322
00:12:45,037 --> 00:12:47,005
So why don't we make it a
little bit more about me.
323
00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:50,242
Right. So, like, less honest.
324
00:12:50,276 --> 00:12:53,245
Yes, exactly! Thank you.
325
00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,447
Okay, perfect.
326
00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:59,132
Let's record and... action.
327
00:12:59,538 --> 00:13:00,852
[Exasperated breath]
328
00:13:00,877 --> 00:13:02,765
Alice, come over here.
329
00:13:07,493 --> 00:13:10,228
[Paper crinkles, footsteps thud]
330
00:13:10,263 --> 00:13:13,543
Mom, why are you sick all the time?
331
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,668
Uh, because I have
perpetual indigestion...
332
00:13:16,702 --> 00:13:18,336
It doesn't matter just sit down.
333
00:13:18,371 --> 00:13:20,317
- But there is another episode.
- Sit.
334
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:21,554
[Irritated huff]
335
00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:24,862
- You see this?
- Yeah, I see it.
336
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,478
We're gonna make one of these.
337
00:13:26,512 --> 00:13:28,546
- Why?
- What do you mean why?
338
00:13:28,581 --> 00:13:30,181
Because it's pretty.
339
00:13:30,216 --> 00:13:32,465
- Can we make a unicorn instead?
- No.
340
00:13:34,109 --> 00:13:35,186
Why not?
341
00:13:35,221 --> 00:13:37,168
Because we're making a bird.
342
00:13:38,439 --> 00:13:41,152
And because I don't know
how to make a unicorn.
343
00:13:42,795 --> 00:13:45,196
Alice, come on, it'll be fun.
344
00:13:47,199 --> 00:13:50,201
... and so you fold it over diagonally.
345
00:13:52,138 --> 00:13:53,877
Uh, no. Honey...
346
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,354
Diagonally. The corners have to meet up.
347
00:13:57,715 --> 00:13:58,979
Like this?
348
00:13:59,014 --> 00:14:00,714
No, the corners have to be flush.
349
00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:02,683
- What's flush?
- It's when they line up.
350
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,449
You have to pay attention to detail.
351
00:14:04,474 --> 00:14:05,740
- I'm trying.
- Are you?
352
00:14:05,954 --> 00:14:07,187
Because if you're not gonna do it right
353
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,741
you might as well crumple up your paper.
354
00:14:08,766 --> 00:14:11,168
- You mean like this?
- [Paper crinkles]
355
00:14:11,993 --> 00:14:13,131
[Paper thuds]
356
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,700
Are you hungry?
357
00:14:21,345 --> 00:14:22,340
Yeah.
358
00:14:22,575 --> 00:14:25,577
- Congratulations Frankie.
- Put her there.
359
00:14:25,942 --> 00:14:28,046
Wait, wait, you sold that turd?
360
00:14:28,081 --> 00:14:31,813
Hey, man, one person's turd
is another person's house.
361
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,285
Did she go inside?
362
00:14:33,319 --> 00:14:35,554
Did she smell the back room,
I mean it smells like salmon.
363
00:14:35,588 --> 00:14:38,257
Guys, what I sold her
was a new beginning.
364
00:14:38,706 --> 00:14:40,659
A salmon scented new beginning.
365
00:14:40,693 --> 00:14:42,995
Seriously, Frankie, good job.
366
00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:44,763
You keep it up, you'll
be employee of the month.
367
00:14:44,797 --> 00:14:46,698
We have employee of the month?
368
00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:48,834
Oh, no. [Laughs]
369
00:14:48,868 --> 00:14:50,735
But if we did...
370
00:14:59,245 --> 00:15:00,479
- Hey G.
- Giselle: Frankie,
371
00:15:00,513 --> 00:15:02,781
- this isn't a good time.
- Yeah, I know you're busy,
372
00:15:02,815 --> 00:15:05,250
but I just want to call
and tell you that...
373
00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:07,386
- Giselle: Okay, okay, Rhoda.
- I got some good news.
374
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:09,721
- I've got to go.
- I sold the... house...
375
00:15:10,049 --> 00:15:12,624
What was that? She hung up.
376
00:15:12,659 --> 00:15:15,294
She's... she's kind of busy right now.
377
00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:17,195
She's really happy for me though.
378
00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,598
- We're happy for you too.
- Thanks.
379
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,634
[Heavy breath]
380
00:15:24,871 --> 00:15:26,972
- [Phone buzzes]
- Hmm?
381
00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:30,208
Oh, fuck.
382
00:15:33,579 --> 00:15:34,672
[Sighs]
383
00:15:37,928 --> 00:15:39,251
Carl?
384
00:15:39,285 --> 00:15:41,747
Kate. Hey. Hey, uh...
385
00:15:41,978 --> 00:15:43,240
What's up?
386
00:15:44,089 --> 00:15:47,459
Hey, man, look I'm sorry
about what Mo said in there.
387
00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:50,295
He was, he was being a jerk.
388
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:52,397
[Laughs] Yeah, no, he just kinda poked
389
00:15:52,432 --> 00:15:54,433
a couple of my sore spots there.
390
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:56,802
- Like your face? [Laughs]
- Yeah.
391
00:15:56,836 --> 00:15:58,170
Oh, don't... I'm sorry.
392
00:15:58,204 --> 00:15:59,604
I know you're going through a divorce
393
00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:01,606
and that's gotta be hard.
394
00:16:01,641 --> 00:16:04,309
Oh, if you... If only that was it.
395
00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:08,647
I figured it was time to move on,
396
00:16:08,681 --> 00:16:10,892
so I went online and
397
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,660
I fell in love.
398
00:16:12,685 --> 00:16:14,720
Oh my god, Carl, that's great.
399
00:16:14,754 --> 00:16:18,952
No, no, that's not great, Kate. I...
400
00:16:20,803 --> 00:16:22,804
I got catfished.
401
00:16:23,436 --> 00:16:24,663
Oh no.
402
00:16:24,697 --> 00:16:26,798
Yeah, it turns out this girl named Tina
403
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,946
is actually a guy named Phoenix.
404
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:34,239
Well, that, that can happen to anybody.
405
00:16:34,273 --> 00:16:36,842
It's like, I see something
and I wanna tell Tina,
406
00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:39,578
but hey, guess what,
buddy? You can't tell Tina,
407
00:16:39,887 --> 00:16:43,189
you can only tell Phoenix
because Tina doesn't exist.
408
00:16:43,214 --> 00:16:46,418
Oh. Oh-no, eh, oh God, it's okay.
409
00:16:46,452 --> 00:16:48,954
- Oh no.
- [Carl sobs]
410
00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:51,189
Hey, Buddy, look, for the record,
411
00:16:51,224 --> 00:16:55,594
I think you are a really sweet,
really smart guy.
412
00:16:57,263 --> 00:16:59,231
Well, thanks, Kate.
413
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,367
You know you're really good at this job.
414
00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:03,499
Thank you.
415
00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:07,501
I don't know why they
gave Mo the Montreal gig.
416
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,172
What?
417
00:17:15,844 --> 00:17:19,012
♪ I do it alone ♪
418
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,686
♪ So I'm lonely ♪
419
00:17:29,373 --> 00:17:32,175
Babe, I got my first donation.
420
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,977
A hundred bucks!
421
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,811
I'm taking you out for dinner.
422
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:39,114
Wait, no, I'm gonna put
it towards the movie.
423
00:17:39,149 --> 00:17:40,449
♪
424
00:17:40,483 --> 00:17:43,485
♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪
425
00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:47,823
♪ Are you scared to tell somebody ♪
426
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,426
♪ How you feel about somebody ♪
427
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:56,899
♪
428
00:17:56,933 --> 00:18:00,436
♪ Are you scared what
somebody's gonna think ♪
429
00:18:02,772 --> 00:18:08,043
♪
430
00:18:09,613 --> 00:18:14,550
♪ Are you scared to wear your
heart out on your sleeve ♪
431
00:18:14,584 --> 00:18:17,253
[Both laugh]
432
00:18:17,287 --> 00:18:19,955
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
433
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,226
♪ Are you scared of me ♪
434
00:18:25,695 --> 00:18:28,230
♪ Because I'm scared ♪
435
00:18:28,265 --> 00:18:30,866
♪ That death's gonna take me away ♪
436
00:18:32,535 --> 00:18:35,604
[Key turn, engine and radio turn off]
437
00:18:39,075 --> 00:18:40,676
[Cell phone buzzes]
438
00:18:44,014 --> 00:18:45,114
[Knocking]
439
00:18:45,148 --> 00:18:46,548
Kate: [Laughs]
440
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,017
[Door locks unlock]
441
00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:49,451
Hey, lady, you lost?
442
00:18:49,486 --> 00:18:51,220
What are you doing out there?
443
00:18:51,254 --> 00:18:53,355
Ah, just getting some fresh air.
444
00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:55,524
Mm-hmm. You smoking?
445
00:18:55,558 --> 00:18:58,193
[Grumbles] Vaping actually.
446
00:18:58,228 --> 00:19:00,562
Dad, is that weed?
447
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,364
Oil extract. Want some?
448
00:19:02,399 --> 00:19:03,819
Yeah, I'm good.
449
00:19:06,703 --> 00:19:08,270
- Ooh.
- Mm?
450
00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:10,072
You seem like you're down in a trough.
451
00:19:10,106 --> 00:19:12,041
Care to share? What is it?
452
00:19:12,075 --> 00:19:14,368
- I'm, I'm just tired.
- Oh.
453
00:19:15,011 --> 00:19:17,346
Hey, what about the
Montreal thing, any word?
454
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:19,232
Actually, um...
455
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,617
I just found out they gave it to Mo.
456
00:19:21,651 --> 00:19:24,153
- The weeper?!
- No, that's Carl.
457
00:19:24,187 --> 00:19:26,689
- The teenage zorp?
- Dad, that's Chad.
458
00:19:26,723 --> 00:19:28,081
Ridiculous.
459
00:19:28,358 --> 00:19:30,426
Why your boss would want so
many boys with the same name
460
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,730
in that office, is beyond me.
461
00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:35,464
How'd he tell you?
462
00:19:35,498 --> 00:19:39,101
Who, Richard? He didn't,
I found out from Carl.
463
00:19:39,135 --> 00:19:40,421
The Weeper.
464
00:19:40,937 --> 00:19:43,305
Well, Don't un-count your chickens
465
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:45,148
before you know they're dead.
466
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,676
Just wait 'till you hear
it directly from Richard.
467
00:19:47,711 --> 00:19:48,969
Yeah, maybe.
468
00:19:50,947 --> 00:19:53,936
And Nathan, does he
know what's happening?
469
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:57,152
Oh, you have to have a talk with him.
470
00:19:57,187 --> 00:19:58,887
I mean, a real talk.
471
00:19:58,922 --> 00:20:01,190
The secrets in a marriage
are like fleas in a bed;
472
00:20:01,224 --> 00:20:02,761
you can leave them to fester,
473
00:20:03,812 --> 00:20:06,095
they'll both have you
sleeping on the couch.
474
00:20:06,129 --> 00:20:07,450
Fair enough.
475
00:20:09,265 --> 00:20:10,532
Oh, I better get back inside.
476
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:12,034
I told your mom I was making a phone call,
477
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:15,004
but I just remembered
my phone's in her purse.
478
00:20:15,038 --> 00:20:17,940
[Laughs] Sounds like a secret.
479
00:20:17,974 --> 00:20:19,575
Well, what do you want for nothing.
480
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:22,044
Just do as I say, don't do as I do.
481
00:20:22,078 --> 00:20:24,613
- Okay.
- You coming?
482
00:20:24,647 --> 00:20:27,916
In a minute. Will you
pretend you haven't seen me?
483
00:20:27,951 --> 00:20:30,953
- What? Seen who?
- [Kate laughs]
484
00:20:30,987 --> 00:20:32,613
Love you, Dad.
485
00:20:32,638 --> 00:20:35,324
- [Smooching kiss]
- You too, Honey.
486
00:20:35,358 --> 00:20:36,585
[Door slams shut]
487
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,764
[Console beeps, music plays]
488
00:20:41,798 --> 00:20:43,732
♪ Put on my best dress ♪
489
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:46,435
♪ I wanted to impress ♪
490
00:20:46,469 --> 00:20:49,304
♪ I put a little make-up on ♪
491
00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:51,040
♪ Put a bow in my hair ♪
492
00:20:51,074 --> 00:20:53,776
♪ Wore pretty underwear ♪
493
00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:57,279
♪ Hoping you might take it off ♪
494
00:20:57,313 --> 00:20:59,048
♪ Don't know your etiquette ♪
495
00:20:59,082 --> 00:21:01,950
♪ But I'm strapped to my chair ♪
496
00:21:01,985 --> 00:21:04,787
♪ And it ain't
'cause you're pretty ♪
497
00:21:04,821 --> 00:21:06,121
♪ You were charming ♪
498
00:21:06,156 --> 00:21:09,625
♪ Until you saw
your chance to kill ♪
499
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:11,460
♪ Your chance to make history ♪
500
00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:15,619
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