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Excuse me?
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Sir?
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Sir?
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Can I get you a snack?
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What?
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I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
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I just wanted to see
if you'd like a snack.
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I'm just kidding.
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- Okay.
- Yeah. What's up?
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We have some fantastic caviar.
It's osetra, fresh from...
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You ever had caviar?
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- No, sir.
- It's delicious. It is, yeah.
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But I had some last night.
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You know what? I'm actually in the mood
for something a little more Mediterranean.
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Do you have, like,
a grilled vegetable thing
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with some figs
or even, like, any kind of small fish?
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I'm sorry, sir.
We don't have a full kitchen here.
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Well, fuck.
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How about a glass of champagne?
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- Boom.
- Great.
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Perfect.
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- Hey, is that the Heidsieck?
- I'm sorry?
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A German sub sank a ship
on the way to Tsar Nicholas II.
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Couple years back, they found the wreck
and a case of the 1907 Heidsieck.
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They sent a little robot down there
to bring it back up.
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Athena bought three bottles at 250K per.
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And no one even knows
what the stuff tastes like.
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It's just plain old champagne.
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You like working for Athena?
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Yes, she's... sweet.
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She's sweet?
Don't let her hear you say that.
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Hey! Jesus! What are you doing?
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What is happening here?
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What is happening?
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Oh! Fuck! Shit.
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- What's going on?
- What is happening?
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One of them's fucking awake, man.
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- Okay.
- Gross.
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Ted.
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Okay, calm down. Everything's okay.
Everything's fine. Hey, it's all right.
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- Get... Get some towels?
- Yeah, get towels.
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Okay. No, it's okay.
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It's all right.
No. It's all right. It's okay.
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- Okay.
- I'm a doctor.
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Ted, Ted.
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Great. Fantastic.
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If you could just lay those towels
on the floor right there.
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Now, what's... what's his name?
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Squealer, I think?
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Randy!
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- Randy? That's great.
- Yeah.
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Now, I just need you...
We're just gonna go down to the floor.
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Just kneel down. There you go.
There, good, good.
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Now, I need you to lie back down
on those towels.
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There you go. There you go.
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May I use your pen?
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- Yes.
- Thanks.
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Okay, Randy.
I'm gonna put you back to sleep now.
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What?
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Because you woke up
before you were supposed to.
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Fuck!
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Ted, what the fuck, man?
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He woke up.
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And we can't have you
talking about this now, can we, Randy?
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It hasn't even started yet, man.
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- Jeez.
- What the fuck?
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You guys just gonna stand there?
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
You need to just take it easy.
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All right, all right.
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- Shit!
- Oh, my god!
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That's gross.
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Grab him!
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- All right, all right, all right.
- Hold on, hold on.
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Okay, now. All right, all right.
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Hey.
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Put him in the back with the rest.
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This isn't right. He doesn't even know.
I mean, it hasn't even started yet.
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God.
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No sentimentality, comrade.
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War is war.
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Thanks.
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Would you grab me
a little seltzer water or something?
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Fucking redneck.
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Help.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hello!
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Hey!
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What the hell is this?
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What the...
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No! No, no, no. Trap.
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Trap. Trap.
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What the fuck?
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Hey!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, yeah, sorry.
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All right.
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- This ought to help?
- Yeah.
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All right. There you go.
Hey, guys, I got keys.
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I got keys. Here, here, here.
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Here. Turn around.
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What is happening? What is all of this?
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Fuck if I know. Here.
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I can't use that.
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Can you do this?
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- Yeah.
- You can squeeze a trigger then.
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Take it.
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- What do we need guns for?
- We'll get outta here.
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TEC-9, boo.
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Hey.
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Hey. Let me show you.
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Safety.
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Give it a flick, you're ready to party.
Okay?
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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- What was that?
- I think that was a rifle.
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- Oh, shit. Come on.
- Everybody get the fuck down!
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- Move!
- Go. Go!
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That almost hit me.
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Jesus Christ.
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Over there.
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What the fuck?
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Come on. Let's go! Move!
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Help!
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Help!
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Help!
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I fell.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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I fell.
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It's my birthday tomorrow.
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- What?
- I'm gonna eat a whole pie.
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Oh, god. Come on. Reach for me.
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Come on! Happy birthday on three, okay?
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One, two, happy birthday!
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- Here we go. Good job. Good job. Ready?
- Yeah.
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All right.
Let's get the fuck out of here. Come on.
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Holy fuck!
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Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey.
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Shoot me.
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No, I'm not gonna shoot you.
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No, no, wait! No, no, no!
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Let go, you fucking snowflake!
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Don't do it!
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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Okay.
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Fuck.
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Don't shoot, asshole. I'm on your side.
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They with us too?
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Yeah.
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Road means civilization.
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- What?
- Civilization's our fucking friend.
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Hey, folks. What's the plan, khaki man?
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Trying to figure it out.
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Sorry.
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Looks like we're gonna
have to climb this bitch.
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You know what this is, right?
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Goddamn Manorgate.
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- That shit's real?
- Seems pretty fucking real to me.
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All right. Come on. Up, up, up.
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What?
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- What the fuck was that?
- Hurry.
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Oh, shit, that's fucking arrows, dude.
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Hurry up. I got you. I got you.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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No. Keep climbing. I'm gonna help you.
Come on!
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No! Keep climbing. Keep climbing.
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Come on. No, no, no, no.
Up, up. Go up.
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What is this Avatar shit?
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We should go.
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Fuck it.
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Run!
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- Why isn't it working?
- Wait, did you pull the pin?
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Oh, shit.
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What was that?
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That's another one of us
getting blown the fuck up!
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- Fuck.
- We gotta find shelter. Come on!
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There's about $200 in the cash register.
It's all yours.
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Give me a hand here. Come on.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop.
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- Where are we?
- What?
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Son, we don't want no trouble.
Just take the money.
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I don't want your damn money.
Where the fuck are we?
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Well, Route 31, right outside of Elaine.
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Elaine, where? Which state?
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Arkansas.
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What?
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We're in Arkansas?
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Jesus.
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Fucking Arkansas.
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- You got a phone?
- Please. We have children.
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We have grandchildren.
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You have grandchildren?
Can I see a picture of them?
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I don't give a fuck. Give me the phone.
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Son, whatever's going on here...
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What's going on
is we're getting goddamn hunted.
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But y'all have guns.
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Yeah, to defend ourselves.
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- Hello?
- 9-1-1. What's your emergency?
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Yeah. There's been a killing spree.
You gotta come here right now.
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Can you repeat that, sir?
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There's been a murder spree in the woods,
a fucking massacre.
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It's Manorgate!
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I'm sorry, sir,
I'm having trouble understanding you.
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Manorgate. Just fucking Google it!
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I can't Google it right now.
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- Listen to me, okay?
- We can't do that.
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We woke up with these gags in our mouth,
and they had these locks on them.
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Sir, I need the address of your emergency.
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Do you want my address
in Staten Island, New York,
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where I went to a bar after work,
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and I don't remember anything because
they drugged me, they drugged all of us?
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Where'd they get you from?
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Wyoming.
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Orlando.
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Fuck.
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All right, listen to me.
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They grabbed us from all over,
and they brought us here to kill us,
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and they're still trying to kill us.
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And they're coming down the fucking road,
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and they're gonna be here
any fucking second.
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Okay. What is your current location, sir?
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I am at a gas station!
Can you please just trace the call?
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Of course. That's a great idea.
We'll trace you, sir.
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- Sit tight.
- Okay.
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- Help's on the way.
- Good.
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What'd they say, dude?
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- They said they're coming.
- Thank Christ.
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- Hey, let me get one of them.
- Get your own.
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Son, would you mind putting your gun away?
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You seem a little worked up, and you
don't want it to go off by accident.
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It's not gonna go off on accident.
I own seven guns.
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- Why?
- What?
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Why do you own seven guns?
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Stand-your-ground?
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Because it's my constitutional right
to protect myself
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if I should ever happen
to be getting fucking shot at,
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which is exactly what's happening
right now. Is that okay?
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So, those people that are shooting at you,
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they're just exercising
the very same right?
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Will there be sugar after the Rebellion?
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Is she okay?
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Sure, she's fine. How are you?
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What the fuck?
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- Hey, you okay?
- What's wrong?
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Get some water, dude!
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What's wrong with her?
What happened to her?
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Damn. No, no, no.
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- Fuck.
- Come on. Sit up.
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Get some water, dude!
I think she's dianetic!
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Oh, my god.
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Don't make a mess.
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What?
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I'm not cleaning him up!
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You're going to hell.
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I don't believe in hell.
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As you so eloquently posted,
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I'm a godless elite.
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For the record, asshole,
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climate change is real.
262
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,993
Hit the vent, honey.
263
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,342
I'll get a mop.
264
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:51,152
Sorry.
265
00:22:55,532 --> 00:22:56,908
And sorry again.
266
00:23:27,397 --> 00:23:28,398
What?
267
00:23:30,066 --> 00:23:31,067
Nothing.
268
00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:33,528
Come on, honey. Tell me. What's wrong?
269
00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:35,530
He's wearing a wedding ring.
270
00:23:36,072 --> 00:23:37,657
He's a monster.
271
00:23:37,741 --> 00:23:40,201
Honey, he probably uses the N word,
272
00:23:40,284 --> 00:23:43,287
and not even in private,
he probably uses it on Twitter.
273
00:23:43,372 --> 00:23:47,083
Those people suffered 400 years of bondage
274
00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:49,378
at the hands
of that piece of shit's ancestors.
275
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:50,754
Those people?
276
00:23:50,837 --> 00:23:52,714
Sorry. Black people.
277
00:23:54,424 --> 00:23:56,092
- African Americans.
- Honey, it's...
278
00:23:56,175 --> 00:23:57,427
Privilege, Julius.
279
00:23:57,511 --> 00:23:59,721
It's perfectly fine
to call them black again.
280
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,599
According to who?
281
00:24:02,682 --> 00:24:04,017
NPR.
282
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,520
Which consists, almost exclusively, of...
283
00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:09,147
White people.
284
00:24:11,733 --> 00:24:13,276
We're the fucking worst.
285
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,111
Hello? Come in.
286
00:24:15,945 --> 00:24:17,238
We're coming.
287
00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:18,490
Are you there?
288
00:24:18,573 --> 00:24:20,116
Hey! We're here.
289
00:24:20,199 --> 00:24:24,704
We got three of them.
Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper.
290
00:24:24,788 --> 00:24:26,706
Yeah? Great. Liberty got Boxer.
291
00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:29,751
Stuck him full of arrows and then
blew him to pieces. It was brutal.
292
00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:33,672
Anyway, Snowball's headed towards you now.
She's maybe five minutes out.
293
00:24:33,755 --> 00:24:35,924
You gonna be ready,
or do you need us to slow her down?
294
00:24:36,466 --> 00:24:38,718
- We're good.
- No need. We're ready.
295
00:24:38,802 --> 00:24:42,013
Great. She's unarmed,
so have some fun with it.
296
00:24:42,096 --> 00:24:44,098
Roger that. Over and out.
297
00:24:46,059 --> 00:24:47,143
Honey, that's poison!
298
00:24:50,439 --> 00:24:51,856
You rigged the soda?
299
00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:52,941
No.
300
00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:56,235
There are 43 grams of sugar
in that bottle.
301
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,862
Good God, Miranda. You really scared me.
302
00:24:57,946 --> 00:25:00,365
I am not going to apologize for caring.
303
00:25:03,952 --> 00:25:06,204
All right, then. Let's get some more!
304
00:25:06,287 --> 00:25:07,288
Okay.
305
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,542
The climate-change myth
suffered another blow today with...
306
00:25:14,253 --> 00:25:15,464
What's going on?
307
00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:17,716
Okay, here she comes.
308
00:25:38,152 --> 00:25:40,405
Hey there. Help ya?
309
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,418
Get a pack of lights, please?
310
00:25:53,502 --> 00:25:54,669
Coming right up.
311
00:25:55,337 --> 00:25:56,671
You wanna fill 'er up?
312
00:25:57,881 --> 00:25:58,923
I don't have a car.
313
00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:02,176
You walked over.
314
00:26:09,643 --> 00:26:10,769
Everything okay?
315
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:15,357
I lost my wallet.
316
00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:19,903
It's for emergencies.
317
00:26:20,487 --> 00:26:22,155
You want some matches with that?
318
00:26:23,031 --> 00:26:25,074
Yeah. Little sweaty.
319
00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:28,870
What state is this?
320
00:26:28,953 --> 00:26:29,996
Sorry?
321
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,792
You don't understand the question?
322
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:35,335
No, I did. Just...
323
00:26:36,545 --> 00:26:38,212
Most people know where they are.
324
00:26:40,173 --> 00:26:41,675
Well, I ain't most people.
325
00:26:47,096 --> 00:26:50,099
You're in the glorious state of Arkansas.
326
00:26:59,025 --> 00:27:00,156
Is there anything else that...
327
00:27:08,201 --> 00:27:09,786
No! No, please! No!
328
00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:12,038
Cigarettes in Arkansas
only cost six bucks.
329
00:27:12,121 --> 00:27:14,624
- You fucked up, bitch!
- No!
330
00:27:19,296 --> 00:27:24,843
The times I forgot but never forgot
331
00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:31,475
I don't know the books that you read
332
00:27:32,392 --> 00:27:38,940
But you don't say that
Love never externalizes
333
00:27:39,023 --> 00:27:44,863
You're rereading a book
To feel reassured
334
00:27:45,655 --> 00:27:51,578
By the life of your favorite hero
335
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:57,959
But don't worry, honey, don't worry
336
00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:04,716
This is just a fairy tale
337
00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:12,265
Happening in the supermarket
338
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,509
Hello?
339
00:29:30,259 --> 00:29:32,679
Julius? Miranda!
340
00:29:32,762 --> 00:29:34,389
Are you there?
341
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,726
Richard, are you on?
342
00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:40,269
Yes, affirmative, I'm here.
343
00:29:40,937 --> 00:29:43,315
This is Liberty. I can't find Orwell.
344
00:29:43,398 --> 00:29:45,734
- Which one's Orwell?
- Orwell is the pig.
345
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,236
- You named the fucking pig?
- Richard, enough.
346
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,696
Did anyone see Snowball go in?
347
00:29:50,655 --> 00:29:52,616
No, we lost visual at the road.
348
00:29:52,699 --> 00:29:54,075
Why don't you go take a look?
349
00:29:54,158 --> 00:29:56,328
Go to the... Yes, 10-4.
350
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,890
I don't see anybody inside.
351
00:30:17,432 --> 00:30:19,893
I guess I should check around the back.
352
00:30:21,395 --> 00:30:22,812
Shit, I lost the...
353
00:30:22,896 --> 00:30:23,897
What happened?
354
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:26,149
I don't know. I can't see anything.
The signal went out.
355
00:30:26,816 --> 00:30:28,234
Turn your radio off.
356
00:30:29,152 --> 00:30:30,529
What?
357
00:30:30,612 --> 00:30:33,031
Turn your fucking radio off, now!
358
00:30:37,243 --> 00:30:39,245
At least one of you is smart.
359
00:31:05,855 --> 00:31:07,649
Don't fucking move!
360
00:31:08,232 --> 00:31:11,194
Can you lower your gun? I'm a friendly.
361
00:31:11,277 --> 00:31:13,988
- How do I know that?
- Why don't you pull that door handle?
362
00:31:16,783 --> 00:31:19,118
Then you'll blow the fuck up,
and then you'll know.
363
00:31:19,202 --> 00:31:20,912
Oh, shit.
364
00:31:32,341 --> 00:31:34,843
- Thanks.
- You should not have shot that drone.
365
00:31:35,469 --> 00:31:36,803
But now they can't see us.
366
00:31:36,886 --> 00:31:39,138
Don't need to.
You just told them we're here.
367
00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:44,769
Where you going?
368
00:31:44,853 --> 00:31:47,522
Saw some tracks earlier.
I'm gonna follow them.
369
00:31:48,231 --> 00:31:49,858
Whose tracks?
370
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,277
Hey, whose tracks?
371
00:32:03,162 --> 00:32:05,206
Why didn't they just kill you
when you came in?
372
00:32:05,289 --> 00:32:06,291
Don't care.
373
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,710
You wanna hear my theory?
374
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:10,754
Not really.
375
00:32:11,254 --> 00:32:12,839
Did you read that article?
376
00:32:13,590 --> 00:32:15,884
Every year these liberal elites,
377
00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:18,803
you know, the globalist cucks
who run the deep state,
378
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:24,351
kidnap a bunch of normal folks like us
and hunt us for fucking sport
379
00:32:24,434 --> 00:32:27,521
in this mansion in Vermont or something.
380
00:32:28,187 --> 00:32:31,691
I forwarded that to 50 friends.
It's not like I believed it.
381
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:33,402
You believe it?
382
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:34,903
That you have 50 friends?
383
00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:36,946
No, the rest of it.
384
00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:43,745
This ain't Vermont.
385
00:32:44,871 --> 00:32:45,872
Yeah.
386
00:32:46,581 --> 00:32:48,082
Where you going now?
387
00:32:56,425 --> 00:32:57,634
I'm Gary.
388
00:32:57,717 --> 00:32:59,719
Shut the fuck up, Gary.
389
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,653
- How fast are you?
- What?
390
00:33:16,736 --> 00:33:19,476
The train will be slowest at the curve.
We're not getting on standing still.
391
00:33:20,239 --> 00:33:21,240
Wait!
392
00:34:15,003 --> 00:34:16,170
Thanks.
393
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:17,422
Welcome.
394
00:34:30,226 --> 00:34:31,520
Who's there?
395
00:34:32,729 --> 00:34:34,648
Come the fuck out, or I'll shoot.
396
00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,910
Come on.
397
00:34:48,077 --> 00:34:50,414
- What?
- They're not real.
398
00:34:51,205 --> 00:34:54,418
Nah.
You know what we have here? Crisis actors.
399
00:34:56,044 --> 00:35:00,048
What are the chances the one train car
with the open door is full of illegals?
400
00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,800
I mean, will you look at these fucks?
401
00:35:01,883 --> 00:35:03,552
A little obvious, don't you think?
402
00:35:05,512 --> 00:35:09,015
Are you fucks trying to teach us a lesson?
403
00:35:09,098 --> 00:35:10,475
No!
404
00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:14,187
I feel so sorry
for immigrants and refugees.
405
00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:17,899
I'm gonna have to rethink
my entire position on immigration.
406
00:35:17,982 --> 00:35:19,651
No, Gary, they got a baby.
407
00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:21,903
So? There are crisis babies.
408
00:35:26,408 --> 00:35:28,618
You're good, Mohammed.
409
00:35:28,702 --> 00:35:31,830
But if you don't cut the bullshit
in three seconds,
410
00:35:31,913 --> 00:35:34,916
I am gonna blow your fucking dick off.
411
00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:36,167
One...
412
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,877
Two...
413
00:35:47,929 --> 00:35:49,681
Gary. Come here, you fuck...
414
00:36:05,322 --> 00:36:06,990
Hey! Hey!
415
00:36:09,242 --> 00:36:10,577
Toss your gun.
416
00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:12,412
- What?
- Toss it, or we're fucking dead.
417
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,902
Sir. Sir, excuse me.
418
00:36:43,985 --> 00:36:47,864
I don't know exactly where we are,
but I'm an American.
419
00:36:47,947 --> 00:36:48,948
American.
420
00:36:49,032 --> 00:36:50,033
American?
421
00:36:50,116 --> 00:36:51,743
Yeah. Yeah. Her too.
422
00:36:51,826 --> 00:36:54,203
Look, let me explain everything, sir,
423
00:36:54,287 --> 00:36:57,081
because I know exactly
what's going on here, okay?
424
00:36:57,165 --> 00:36:59,501
These are not real refugees.
425
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,711
These are crisis actors.
426
00:37:02,379 --> 00:37:04,213
Look, I have a podcast.
427
00:37:04,298 --> 00:37:06,716
I've been exposing these people, okay?
428
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,470
They were placed on the train
as a part of Manorgate.
429
00:37:10,554 --> 00:37:14,558
This has all been an elaborate trap
to try to ensnare us.
430
00:37:29,656 --> 00:37:31,408
I don't think they believe you, Gary.
431
00:37:33,242 --> 00:37:35,579
Did you hear him? Did you hear...
Did you hear him?
432
00:37:41,209 --> 00:37:42,210
Bullshit.
433
00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:44,504
This is... That's... that's bullshit.
434
00:37:44,588 --> 00:37:46,423
You're all fake! You're all fake!
435
00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:53,472
Gary, you have just
gotta chill, okay, buddy?
436
00:37:53,555 --> 00:37:56,808
Now, those other refugees,
they weren't part of this. They're real.
437
00:37:56,891 --> 00:37:58,977
I know. I have been
embedded with them, okay?
438
00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:00,834
And those soldiers,
well, they're fucking real too.
439
00:38:00,854 --> 00:38:02,772
That train wasn't supposed to be stopped.
440
00:38:02,856 --> 00:38:07,819
So just calm the fuck down,
and we will get through this. All right?
441
00:38:07,902 --> 00:38:08,987
And you know what?
442
00:38:09,863 --> 00:38:12,198
I'll even give you guys a head start
before I come after you.
443
00:38:12,281 --> 00:38:13,992
How's that sound? You good?
444
00:38:14,618 --> 00:38:15,660
Come on, buddy.
445
00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:21,291
- Gary, Gary, don't.
- I am not your buddy!
446
00:38:30,592 --> 00:38:32,218
Sayonara, sugar tits.
447
00:38:32,302 --> 00:38:33,345
No, no, no. Fuck. Shit.
448
00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:38,850
Shit, shit, shit. Shit, shit, shit!
449
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,483
Fuck. Shit, shit, shit.
450
00:39:51,047 --> 00:39:53,925
I'm Dino. And this Bojan.
451
00:39:55,469 --> 00:39:56,511
You have papers?
452
00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:58,430
Where are we?
453
00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:00,765
Where you think?
454
00:40:01,391 --> 00:40:07,188
Well... I was, eating in Mississippi
455
00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:10,484
when I got knocked out
456
00:40:10,567 --> 00:40:13,903
for what was at least... 18 hours.
457
00:40:13,987 --> 00:40:16,990
So taking that into account,
458
00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:22,787
along with your accent
and a license plate I fucking saw,
459
00:40:22,871 --> 00:40:25,206
I'm guessing I'm probably in...
460
00:40:27,751 --> 00:40:28,752
Bosnia.
461
00:40:30,086 --> 00:40:31,087
Serbia?
462
00:40:32,005 --> 00:40:33,006
Croatia?
463
00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:37,010
I'm in Croatia, then.
464
00:40:37,093 --> 00:40:38,094
How you get here?
465
00:40:38,177 --> 00:40:41,390
Doesn't matter.
You need to call the American Embassy.
466
00:40:41,473 --> 00:40:44,518
- Show us papers.
- I don't have papers.
467
00:40:45,519 --> 00:40:46,895
Can you... can you call the embassy?
468
00:40:47,854 --> 00:40:49,773
You are hunted?
469
00:40:52,442 --> 00:40:53,860
Who said I was hunted?
470
00:40:53,943 --> 00:40:56,070
Don.
471
00:40:57,406 --> 00:40:59,157
You hunted like Don?
472
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:00,700
Who the fuck is Don?
473
00:41:04,788 --> 00:41:06,122
Bring Don.
474
00:41:18,968 --> 00:41:20,387
Can I have one of those?
475
00:41:20,470 --> 00:41:21,471
No.
476
00:41:26,935 --> 00:41:27,936
Don.
477
00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,396
Howdy.
478
00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:33,775
Yeah, hunted like Don.
479
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:36,403
Yeah. I told you, assholes.
480
00:41:37,821 --> 00:41:41,991
Yeah. I was heading north
when the dogs came after me.
481
00:41:42,451 --> 00:41:44,911
Man, I thought I was fucking dead.
482
00:41:44,994 --> 00:41:47,414
You know, that it was
those Manorgate assholes.
483
00:41:48,623 --> 00:41:52,627
Man, I was relieved when it was
just the fucking Russians, you know.
484
00:41:53,503 --> 00:41:54,963
Little more. Little more, pal.
485
00:41:57,674 --> 00:42:00,134
And what was up with that crate?
486
00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:04,180
I mean, why did they give us weapons
before they started picking us off?
487
00:42:04,263 --> 00:42:05,849
To make it more fair?
488
00:42:07,183 --> 00:42:10,687
And what was up with that pig?
I thought they were all vegans.
489
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:17,402
Well, I cannot wait
to blow the lid off this shit.
490
00:42:17,486 --> 00:42:19,863
Because we gonna be on Hannity,
you and me,
491
00:42:19,946 --> 00:42:22,616
just like them two Jew boys
that fucked Nixon up.
492
00:42:25,452 --> 00:42:27,286
You wanna share
what you're thinking, sweetie?
493
00:42:29,956 --> 00:42:30,957
Come on.
494
00:42:31,458 --> 00:42:33,251
You don't care
why they're doing this to us?
495
00:42:33,335 --> 00:42:35,462
They're trying to kill me.
I don't give a shit why.
496
00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:00,945
Well, if it ain't Uncle Sam's nephew.
497
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,701
We're rescued.
498
00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:21,090
M-I-double S-I-double S-I-double P-I
499
00:43:21,925 --> 00:43:25,470
Right in the middle of the cotton belt
500
00:43:25,554 --> 00:43:29,015
Down in the Mississippi Delta
501
00:43:29,724 --> 00:43:34,354
Wearin' last year's possum belt
Smack dab...
502
00:43:34,438 --> 00:43:38,358
So, you're telling me that they built
an entire gas station out here
503
00:43:38,442 --> 00:43:40,902
just to convince you
this was the middle of Arkansas?
504
00:43:42,195 --> 00:43:44,739
What kind of sick individual
comes up with that? That's horrifying.
505
00:43:44,823 --> 00:43:46,408
You fucking said it, junior.
506
00:43:46,491 --> 00:43:49,536
We're gonna get back to the embassy.
I'm gonna contact the State Department.
507
00:43:49,619 --> 00:43:52,359
We're gonna get military support out here.
We're gonna find these animals.
508
00:43:52,414 --> 00:43:53,582
Attaboy.
509
00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:56,585
Why would they
do something like that?
510
00:43:56,668 --> 00:43:58,252
Same reason elites do anything.
511
00:43:58,337 --> 00:44:00,464
Because they think they're better than us.
512
00:44:01,214 --> 00:44:02,424
Yeah, but...
513
00:44:02,716 --> 00:44:05,344
But why you?
I mean, it seems so personal, right?
514
00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,261
What?
515
00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:11,224
No, no. I'm just asking,
why pick you of all people?
516
00:44:11,308 --> 00:44:13,810
You must have done something
to pop up on their radar somehow,
517
00:44:13,893 --> 00:44:16,563
otherwise why target you so specifically?
518
00:44:16,646 --> 00:44:18,732
We didn't do shit.
519
00:44:18,815 --> 00:44:19,816
Okay.
520
00:44:19,899 --> 00:44:21,985
So, what, you think
this is our fucking fault?
521
00:44:22,068 --> 00:44:23,945
No. No, that's not what I'm...
522
00:44:24,028 --> 00:44:26,698
- No, I would never blame the victim.
- Yeah.
523
00:44:26,781 --> 00:44:28,700
There'd have to be a reason, is all.
524
00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:33,788
Can you think of anything,
anything at all, no matter how minor,
525
00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:36,375
that might make somebody
wanna try something...
526
00:44:39,586 --> 00:44:42,422
oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
527
00:44:43,298 --> 00:44:46,009
What? No. No! Oh, my god!
528
00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:49,804
Stop the car! Stop the car!
529
00:44:49,888 --> 00:44:51,681
No! No!
530
00:44:51,765 --> 00:44:54,934
Oh, my god!
531
00:44:55,018 --> 00:44:57,771
Are you out of your mind, woman?
532
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,148
No, no, no. Why did you do that?
533
00:45:00,231 --> 00:45:02,108
No! Why did you do that?
534
00:45:02,191 --> 00:45:04,068
Oh, god. Is he dead?
535
00:45:05,278 --> 00:45:07,614
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
536
00:45:07,697 --> 00:45:10,199
You are not right. Oh, my god.
537
00:45:11,701 --> 00:45:12,702
What the...
538
00:45:13,161 --> 00:45:14,913
Fuck!
539
00:45:14,996 --> 00:45:18,207
Why did you do that?
He was trying to save us!
540
00:45:18,292 --> 00:45:20,710
He was...
541
00:45:21,961 --> 00:45:23,254
Jesus.
542
00:45:24,714 --> 00:45:26,215
Nope, just Gary.
543
00:45:27,759 --> 00:45:29,218
How'd you know he was lying?
544
00:45:29,303 --> 00:45:31,095
Because everyone is lying.
545
00:45:32,556 --> 00:45:34,223
Well, maybe...
546
00:45:35,141 --> 00:45:39,479
maybe you should've waited to kill him
until he told us why they're doing this.
547
00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:42,607
Pretty sure he wanted us to tell him.
548
00:45:44,192 --> 00:45:46,903
Right. There was 11 of us
when we first woke up.
549
00:45:46,986 --> 00:45:48,905
There was four down out of the gate.
550
00:45:48,988 --> 00:45:51,157
A guy got grenaded.
551
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,118
You said there were three
at the gas station.
552
00:45:54,953 --> 00:45:58,873
And I assume this is the guy
you hopped a train with.
553
00:46:02,711 --> 00:46:04,296
That just leaves you and me.
554
00:46:06,047 --> 00:46:07,048
Yeah.
555
00:46:08,425 --> 00:46:09,843
What... What is that?
556
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,137
It's where Mr. Bullshit was taking us.
557
00:46:17,601 --> 00:46:21,605
This seems a little obvious,
like maybe they wanted us to find it.
558
00:46:22,397 --> 00:46:24,858
Depends on whether they're smart
pretending to be idiots
559
00:46:24,941 --> 00:46:26,651
or idiots pretending to be smart.
560
00:46:26,735 --> 00:46:29,112
Well, I say fuck those fuckers, okay?
561
00:46:29,195 --> 00:46:32,281
We got us a car.
Let's just fucking go! Okay?
562
00:46:32,366 --> 00:46:34,075
And I'm driving. Give me the key.
563
00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:35,284
No.
564
00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:40,999
No?
565
00:46:46,129 --> 00:46:47,130
No.
566
00:46:53,052 --> 00:46:58,016
My mama used to tell me this story
about the jackrabbit and the box turtle.
567
00:46:58,767 --> 00:47:02,854
The jackrabbit is a real dick,
568
00:47:03,730 --> 00:47:05,815
because he brags all the time.
569
00:47:05,899 --> 00:47:08,234
Says nobody's faster than him.
570
00:47:09,778 --> 00:47:11,195
And, well, it's true.
571
00:47:12,989 --> 00:47:16,075
Because every time he races,
the jackrabbit always wins.
572
00:47:17,118 --> 00:47:20,246
The whole fucking forest has to put up
with this shit. Day in, day out.
573
00:47:20,330 --> 00:47:22,791
Fucker always wants to race
just to rub it in some more.
574
00:47:22,874 --> 00:47:25,419
So the box turtle figures,
575
00:47:25,502 --> 00:47:28,380
Why not? I'll give it a try.
576
00:47:28,463 --> 00:47:30,214
And the jackrabbit laughs.
577
00:47:30,299 --> 00:47:33,217
Like, Okay, this'll be fun.
So let's fucking go. So bang!
578
00:47:33,927 --> 00:47:36,471
Jackrabbit leaves the box turtle
in his fucking dust.
579
00:47:36,555 --> 00:47:38,557
I mean, he is way out in front.
580
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,850
Of course he is,
because jackrabbit always wins.
581
00:47:40,934 --> 00:47:44,354
But he wants to put on a show.
He'll make it seem close.
582
00:47:44,438 --> 00:47:46,940
So he stops, and he takes a nap.
583
00:47:54,614 --> 00:47:56,783
He sleeps longer than he wanted to.
584
00:47:59,828 --> 00:48:01,204
By the time he wakes up...
585
00:48:03,122 --> 00:48:04,833
I mean, he knows he's fucked.
586
00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:07,419
Jackrabbit goes full tilt,
but it's too late.
587
00:48:07,502 --> 00:48:11,005
The box turtle
crosses the finish line first,
588
00:48:11,089 --> 00:48:15,218
and the crowd's like...
goes fucking wild.
589
00:48:17,554 --> 00:48:18,555
Later that night,
590
00:48:18,638 --> 00:48:20,932
box turtle's having dinner
with his family.
591
00:48:22,559 --> 00:48:25,019
He's telling his little box turtles
how he did it.
592
00:48:25,937 --> 00:48:27,689
I mean, never give up.
593
00:48:28,607 --> 00:48:30,609
Just keep crawling forwards...
594
00:48:31,693 --> 00:48:33,862
and you can overcome just about anything.
595
00:48:37,407 --> 00:48:38,992
Door smashes in.
596
00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:42,286
It's the jackrabbit.
597
00:48:45,206 --> 00:48:46,583
And he has a hammer.
598
00:48:48,668 --> 00:48:53,089
Smashes up the wife and kids first
so the box turtle has to watch them die.
599
00:48:55,008 --> 00:48:56,426
And then it's his turn.
600
00:48:57,176 --> 00:48:59,721
Once the whole family's
broken into little pieces...
601
00:49:00,430 --> 00:49:03,266
he sits down and eats their dinner.
602
00:49:05,769 --> 00:49:07,646
Every last bite.
603
00:49:17,071 --> 00:49:19,408
Because the jackrabbit always wins.
604
00:49:22,452 --> 00:49:24,788
Your mama told you that story?
605
00:49:26,581 --> 00:49:27,957
So, wait.
606
00:49:28,792 --> 00:49:32,337
Who's the rabbit?
I mean, is it us or them?
607
00:49:39,969 --> 00:49:42,180
You see a pig with a shirt on, right?
608
00:49:46,435 --> 00:49:47,477
A little pig.
609
00:49:59,906 --> 00:50:04,118
Where the hell is Oliver?
He left to get them hours ago.
610
00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:05,745
I'm sure he's fine, Ted.
611
00:50:05,829 --> 00:50:08,582
Ava DuVernay just liked one of my posts.
612
00:50:08,665 --> 00:50:10,041
You're friends with Ava too?
613
00:50:11,626 --> 00:50:12,877
No. Maybe.
614
00:50:12,961 --> 00:50:14,921
We met at a Time 100 dinner.
615
00:50:15,004 --> 00:50:17,549
This is the photo that she liked.
It's from when I was in Haiti.
616
00:50:17,632 --> 00:50:19,718
Wait a second. Wait. You were in Haiti?
617
00:50:19,801 --> 00:50:21,636
Remind us,
what were you doing there again?
618
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,138
- You were curing AIDS in a favela.
- AIDS.
619
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:26,475
- Don't joke about AIDS.
- No, no, no. I'm not joking.
620
00:50:27,183 --> 00:50:29,268
AIDS is very, very serious,
621
00:50:29,353 --> 00:50:33,022
and thank God
Martin is single-handedly taking it on.
622
00:50:33,398 --> 00:50:38,737
Okay. First of all, there are no favelas
in Haiti. That's Brazil.
623
00:50:38,820 --> 00:50:41,280
Well, I just... I heard
that you got a girl pregnant down there.
624
00:50:42,699 --> 00:50:45,159
- I fell in love.
- Hope she was pro-choice.
625
00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:47,036
Don't joke about choice, man, please.
626
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:51,458
What matters is that Haiti is in the midst
of a decades-long humanitarian crisis,
627
00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:54,002
- and it needs all the help it can get.
- Thank you.
628
00:50:54,085 --> 00:50:56,129
- Does it need Martin's semen?
- Okay.
629
00:50:56,212 --> 00:50:57,339
Enough, Richard.
630
00:50:57,422 --> 00:50:59,924
Guys, we're all on the same team.
631
00:51:00,008 --> 00:51:01,050
Did you say guys?
632
00:51:01,134 --> 00:51:02,886
I'm sorry. I gendered it.
633
00:51:02,969 --> 00:51:05,555
- Where are they?
- Just call Oliver on the radio.
634
00:51:05,639 --> 00:51:07,307
I mean, they think
he's part of the embassy.
635
00:51:07,391 --> 00:51:08,892
Oh, shit.
636
00:51:09,225 --> 00:51:12,312
Sergeant Dale, little help?
637
00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,857
- Please, let's keep the voices down.
- Why? They're in a car.
638
00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:18,818
You hired me to consult you.
I'm consulting you.
639
00:51:19,736 --> 00:51:21,613
What was the name
of that movie you did again?
640
00:51:22,196 --> 00:51:23,573
Tears of the Sun.
641
00:51:23,657 --> 00:51:26,785
That's actually what they called it?
Tears of the Sun?
642
00:51:26,868 --> 00:51:28,328
Why is the sun crying?
643
00:51:30,372 --> 00:51:32,123
It came out? I mean, like, in theaters?
644
00:51:32,206 --> 00:51:34,042
- Bruce Willis was in it.
- What!
645
00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:35,960
- I love Bruce.
- He's cool.
646
00:51:36,044 --> 00:51:38,171
- Stop fucking talking!
- Sorry, Athena.
647
00:51:38,254 --> 00:51:40,674
Well, I'm gonna go take a piss.
648
00:51:40,757 --> 00:51:42,342
Who has the hand sanitizer?
649
00:51:42,426 --> 00:51:45,929
- Christ, Richard. Just rough it.
- Go fuck yourself, Liberty.
650
00:51:46,012 --> 00:51:48,097
Hey, watch out for the trip wires.
651
00:51:48,181 --> 00:51:49,182
I know.
652
00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:03,363
Fucking rough it.
653
00:52:04,739 --> 00:52:07,283
As if you ever roughed a thing
in your fucking life.
654
00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:18,086
Hey. Is this your pig?
655
00:52:43,737 --> 00:52:45,196
Everybody up. Like we practiced.
656
00:52:45,279 --> 00:52:46,865
Motherfucker!
657
00:52:46,948 --> 00:52:48,825
Leave the rifles! Sidearms, now.
Come on. Come on.
658
00:52:49,409 --> 00:52:50,410
Shit.
659
00:53:03,965 --> 00:53:04,966
Richard?
660
00:53:05,049 --> 00:53:07,093
Don't shush me.
661
00:53:11,097 --> 00:53:12,098
Richard.
662
00:53:14,518 --> 00:53:16,561
Easy. They'll hit the trips.
663
00:53:19,398 --> 00:53:20,399
Shit.
664
00:53:40,502 --> 00:53:41,836
Stop! Stop!
665
00:53:46,174 --> 00:53:47,467
Orwell!
666
00:53:47,551 --> 00:53:50,595
What the fuck! He was an innocent.
667
00:53:50,679 --> 00:53:52,389
How the hell did that get in here?
668
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:55,569
- You almost fucking shot me.
- Well, I didn't, did I? Because...
669
00:53:57,311 --> 00:53:58,312
Hey, bitch.
670
00:54:29,926 --> 00:54:32,220
No. Snowball! No, no, no. I didn't...
671
00:55:28,818 --> 00:55:29,819
No, no, no.
672
00:55:39,913 --> 00:55:41,748
You hick.
673
00:55:43,667 --> 00:55:44,751
Goddamn.
674
00:55:55,429 --> 00:55:57,389
Hey, hey, hey. It's me.
675
00:55:57,931 --> 00:55:59,558
Thank you for all the help.
676
00:55:59,974 --> 00:56:02,101
Fuck you. I dropped the pig.
677
00:56:02,811 --> 00:56:04,479
Come on. Give me a gun.
678
00:56:05,605 --> 00:56:08,066
Do you think you could find one?
679
00:56:12,487 --> 00:56:16,783
Don, is there anything
you would like to ask her?
680
00:56:16,866 --> 00:56:18,117
What?
681
00:56:18,201 --> 00:56:21,830
You got mad
that I killed the fucker in the car
682
00:56:21,913 --> 00:56:24,123
before you could ask him anything.
683
00:56:24,207 --> 00:56:27,544
And I thought, you know,
now's your chance.
684
00:56:32,591 --> 00:56:34,258
Why are you doing this to us?
685
00:56:35,344 --> 00:56:37,637
Because Jesus told me to.
686
00:56:38,638 --> 00:56:40,098
Well, there's your answer.
687
00:56:40,181 --> 00:56:42,476
Hey. Hey. Come on. You can't just...
688
00:56:42,559 --> 00:56:43,768
She's a woman.
689
00:56:45,144 --> 00:56:46,480
Hey, miss...
690
00:56:47,522 --> 00:56:51,067
do you think you should be afforded mercy
just because you're a girl?
691
00:56:52,736 --> 00:56:53,737
No.
692
00:56:55,113 --> 00:56:58,157
What the fuck is wrong with you?
693
00:57:00,034 --> 00:57:01,536
Don?
694
00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:04,581
Don. Did you get her?
695
00:57:07,376 --> 00:57:08,460
Don!
696
00:57:11,087 --> 00:57:12,297
Don.
697
00:57:12,964 --> 00:57:16,009
Hey. Hey.
698
00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:18,637
What's going on?
699
00:57:19,721 --> 00:57:20,722
You one of them?
700
00:57:20,805 --> 00:57:22,641
What? No!
701
00:57:24,976 --> 00:57:26,853
You drop the gun and answer her.
702
00:57:29,105 --> 00:57:30,857
I'm not dropping my gun.
703
00:57:31,525 --> 00:57:33,860
Don, what's going on?
704
00:57:33,943 --> 00:57:34,944
Answer her.
705
00:57:36,029 --> 00:57:37,531
Who is this?
706
00:57:37,614 --> 00:57:40,199
You don't have to pretend anymore.
She's figured it out.
707
00:57:43,161 --> 00:57:44,829
I don't know who the fuck that is.
708
00:57:44,913 --> 00:57:46,790
- Shoot her!
- Drop the gun.
709
00:57:46,873 --> 00:57:48,375
Fucking shoot her, Don!
710
00:57:48,458 --> 00:57:50,209
They're playing you.
They're fucking with you.
711
00:57:50,294 --> 00:57:51,336
I'm on your side here!
712
00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:53,212
Just drop the gun.
713
00:57:58,968 --> 00:57:59,969
Don.
714
00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:02,180
Is she hurt?
715
00:58:02,263 --> 00:58:03,848
Don's dead...
716
00:58:06,810 --> 00:58:07,977
because of me.
717
00:58:09,103 --> 00:58:11,105
Then I guess you'd better come and get me.
718
00:58:29,624 --> 00:58:31,668
I heard them call you a consultant.
719
00:58:32,419 --> 00:58:33,878
You trained these fuckers?
720
00:58:35,422 --> 00:58:36,423
Yeah.
721
00:58:37,424 --> 00:58:39,092
How much did they pay you?
722
00:58:40,719 --> 00:58:41,720
Nothing.
723
00:58:43,805 --> 00:58:45,307
I owed her a favor.
724
00:58:48,977 --> 00:58:50,645
And where is she?
725
00:58:50,729 --> 00:58:53,357
Why? You won.
726
00:58:55,108 --> 00:58:56,443
Just go home.
727
00:58:59,488 --> 00:59:04,326
Because I am, like...
728
00:59:10,624 --> 00:59:11,875
And...
729
00:59:13,835 --> 00:59:16,045
I work at a car rental company.
730
00:59:17,506 --> 00:59:19,466
And there is nowhere to put that.
731
00:59:20,384 --> 00:59:22,344
So maybe today...
732
00:59:23,470 --> 00:59:24,929
I can, like...
733
00:59:38,151 --> 00:59:39,611
So, where the fuck is she?
734
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,201
Okay! Okay.
735
00:59:47,285 --> 00:59:48,703
Sorry. Sorry.
736
00:59:48,787 --> 00:59:52,291
- Okay, okay, okay! Okay.
- Sorry.
737
00:59:53,917 --> 00:59:55,710
- Three klicks northwest.
- Northwest.
738
00:59:55,794 --> 00:59:58,338
- There's a gravel road to the Manor.
- Road to the Manor.
739
00:59:58,422 --> 01:00:00,424
You have no idea what you're up against.
740
01:00:01,883 --> 01:00:02,884
She's...
741
01:00:03,635 --> 01:00:05,887
She's been training for eight months.
742
01:00:06,638 --> 01:00:08,640
She's gonna rip you into pieces.
743
01:00:08,723 --> 01:00:09,933
We'll see.
744
01:00:10,016 --> 01:00:11,017
You...
745
01:00:11,601 --> 01:00:12,602
you were in the service?
746
01:00:13,019 --> 01:00:15,063
Yes.
747
01:00:16,315 --> 01:00:18,274
Afghanistan.
748
01:00:18,942 --> 01:00:21,069
- Were you?
- National Guard.
749
01:00:24,614 --> 01:00:25,865
So you were never in the shit.
750
01:00:27,909 --> 01:00:29,285
I'm in it now.
751
01:00:30,829 --> 01:00:32,539
That's a nice way of looking at it.
752
01:00:34,624 --> 01:00:35,625
Hey.
753
01:00:36,209 --> 01:00:37,836
Thank you for your service.
754
01:00:52,225 --> 01:00:53,643
Hello, Paul.
755
01:00:53,727 --> 01:00:55,437
Hey, Athena. Hi.
756
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:57,356
What are you doing in my office?
757
01:00:58,315 --> 01:00:59,691
Take a seat.
758
01:01:03,612 --> 01:01:05,196
Hello, Nicole.
759
01:01:05,279 --> 01:01:06,531
Athena.
760
01:01:08,157 --> 01:01:09,659
Have a seat.
761
01:01:13,580 --> 01:01:14,998
- Hi.
- Hi.
762
01:01:15,415 --> 01:01:18,418
So, you're aware Martin's account
got hacked last week, right?
763
01:01:18,502 --> 01:01:20,837
I'm the CEO, Paul. I hear everything.
764
01:01:21,338 --> 01:01:23,757
And Martin's one of my closest friends.
765
01:01:24,799 --> 01:01:27,636
So you know how embarrassing
it was for him.
766
01:01:27,719 --> 01:01:31,222
All the extramarital communiqués.
767
01:01:31,306 --> 01:01:35,268
I call it sending his wife's oncologist
pictures of his cock.
768
01:01:35,352 --> 01:01:37,312
I mean,
there are more than just the cock pics.
769
01:01:37,396 --> 01:01:39,731
There were texts and e-mails,
770
01:01:39,814 --> 01:01:43,026
and he said some extraordinarily
critical things about the president.
771
01:01:43,109 --> 01:01:45,904
Well,
last I heard, free speech still exists.
772
01:01:45,987 --> 01:01:48,782
Don't do that.
Don't First Amendment me, please.
773
01:01:49,324 --> 01:01:51,368
It's not a country, it's a business.
774
01:01:52,285 --> 01:01:54,454
A business, and there are optics.
775
01:01:54,954 --> 01:01:56,289
You fired Martin.
776
01:01:56,373 --> 01:01:58,500
No, he realized
he had to take one for the team.
777
01:01:58,583 --> 01:01:59,959
- The team.
- Yeah, the team.
778
01:02:00,043 --> 01:02:01,670
We have a team, our team.
779
01:02:01,753 --> 01:02:02,962
What's in the file, Nicole?
780
01:02:03,463 --> 01:02:04,964
Just a sec.
781
01:02:05,757 --> 01:02:07,634
Do you recall a text thread you had
782
01:02:07,717 --> 01:02:10,136
with Martin, Peter, Richard and Liberty,
amongst others,
783
01:02:10,219 --> 01:02:12,472
December 17th
at ten o'clock in the morning?
784
01:02:12,556 --> 01:02:15,684
I don't recall a text thread
I had last fucking Tuesday, Paul.
785
01:02:18,061 --> 01:02:19,646
Go... go ahead, Nicole.
786
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:27,654
Martin. Did anyone see
what our ratfucker-in-chief just did?
787
01:02:27,737 --> 01:02:31,032
Liberty. Yes. Day equals ruined.
788
01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:33,117
Peter. Infuriating.
789
01:02:33,201 --> 01:02:35,454
Athena. At least the hunt's coming up.
790
01:02:35,537 --> 01:02:40,041
Nothing better than going out to the Manor
and slaughtering a dozen deplorables.
791
01:02:40,124 --> 01:02:43,462
Miranda. We promised
not to talk about 'The Manor' on text.
792
01:02:43,545 --> 01:02:45,755
Ted. Viva El Manor.
793
01:02:45,839 --> 01:02:48,049
Liberty. Deleting this thread.
794
01:02:50,885 --> 01:02:52,387
I get it.
795
01:02:54,013 --> 01:02:56,308
Are you aware there's an active
group of people out there
796
01:02:56,391 --> 01:02:58,184
who believe this is a real thing?
797
01:02:58,267 --> 01:03:00,645
Believe what's a real thing?
798
01:03:00,729 --> 01:03:03,732
That you're hunting human beings
for sport.
799
01:03:09,779 --> 01:03:11,365
Yeah? Not funny.
800
01:03:15,744 --> 01:03:18,955
Wh... wh... what?
801
01:03:19,038 --> 01:03:21,207
Yeah.
Conspiracy websites are all over it.
802
01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:23,167
They're going bananas.
They're going berserk.
803
01:03:23,251 --> 01:03:25,837
Reddit. I mean, I don't know
the names of them all.
804
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,298
But anyway, somebody pulled
a property-tax record
805
01:03:28,382 --> 01:03:30,675
for the manor that you bought in Vermont.
806
01:03:30,759 --> 01:03:35,305
Manor? No, I don't own
a fucking manor in Vermont.
807
01:03:35,389 --> 01:03:37,181
It's a three-bedroom house.
808
01:03:37,265 --> 01:03:39,476
Jesus, I can't believe you used that word.
809
01:03:39,851 --> 01:03:40,852
Manor?
810
01:03:40,935 --> 01:03:43,021
- No.
- Deplorables.
811
01:03:43,104 --> 01:03:45,524
It's... charged.
812
01:03:45,607 --> 01:03:47,734
Well, I initially typed
fucking rednecks,
813
01:03:47,817 --> 01:03:49,611
but then I decided that wasn't specific...
814
01:03:49,694 --> 01:03:50,695
Hey, come on.
815
01:03:50,779 --> 01:03:53,281
What?
What would you prefer I call them, Paul?
816
01:03:53,365 --> 01:03:55,325
Gun-clutching homophobes?
817
01:03:55,409 --> 01:03:56,618
Hey, stop, please.
818
01:03:56,701 --> 01:03:58,995
- Academically challenged racists?
- Hey. Hey.
819
01:03:59,078 --> 01:04:00,664
What about tooth-deprived bigots?
820
01:04:00,747 --> 01:04:03,583
We have our best team
at reputation management
821
01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:07,086
flooding the search engines in the hopes
this thing doesn't go mainstream.
822
01:04:07,170 --> 01:04:11,174
But even if by some miracle it doesn't,
and I really don't see that happening,
823
01:04:11,257 --> 01:04:12,759
Martin did what he had to.
824
01:04:12,842 --> 01:04:14,969
Richard did what he had to.
He's out at BlueWest.
825
01:04:15,053 --> 01:04:18,432
Julius and Miranda
had to step down from their foundation.
826
01:04:18,515 --> 01:04:20,266
Liberty exited her fund.
827
01:04:20,350 --> 01:04:21,476
I'm sorry.
828
01:04:22,894 --> 01:04:24,438
You gotta go.
829
01:04:26,690 --> 01:04:27,816
Paul.
830
01:04:28,692 --> 01:04:31,361
It was just a joke.
831
01:04:31,445 --> 01:04:33,447
One joke.
832
01:04:33,530 --> 01:04:35,824
- Wasn't funny.
- It wasn't real.
833
01:04:35,907 --> 01:04:37,659
I mean, I wish this didn't happen.
834
01:04:38,952 --> 01:04:41,996
I really do, but this...
835
01:04:44,291 --> 01:04:46,042
idea is out there,
836
01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:49,087
and these people believe it,
and they're not going away.
837
01:04:55,176 --> 01:04:56,803
What people?
838
01:04:56,886 --> 01:04:58,513
Sorry?
839
01:04:58,597 --> 01:05:04,853
What people believe
I'm hunting human beings at my manor?
840
01:05:05,729 --> 01:05:08,732
What fucking people?
841
01:05:10,567 --> 01:05:15,279
Okay. This is gary4USA. He's got a podcast
called The Confederate Files.
842
01:05:15,364 --> 01:05:17,782
He's a P-score 8.5.
843
01:05:17,866 --> 01:05:19,868
What... what does that P stand for again?
844
01:05:19,951 --> 01:05:21,411
Piece of shit. I vote in.
845
01:05:21,495 --> 01:05:22,496
- In.
- Yeah, in.
846
01:05:22,579 --> 01:05:24,288
In? Another in. Okay.
847
01:05:24,539 --> 01:05:25,540
Gross.
848
01:05:25,624 --> 01:05:26,791
BigGameShane.
849
01:05:26,875 --> 01:05:29,210
Trigger warning. I'm sorry.
I think the pic speaks for itself.
850
01:05:29,294 --> 01:05:30,420
- In.
- He's an 8.8.
851
01:05:30,504 --> 01:05:33,214
- In.
- Guys, we can't include everybody, okay?
852
01:05:33,298 --> 01:05:35,258
Thousands of people
posted about Manorgate.
853
01:05:35,342 --> 01:05:37,344
Christ. It's a gate now?
854
01:05:37,427 --> 01:05:39,471
Well, they ruined water and pizza.
Why not manors?
855
01:05:39,554 --> 01:05:42,098
Listen, I wanna slaughter all of them
just like everybody else here.
856
01:05:42,181 --> 01:05:44,643
But our military consultant
says we gotta cap it out at 12.
857
01:05:44,726 --> 01:05:45,727
Why?
858
01:05:45,810 --> 01:05:48,480
It's our first time. Safety reasons, okay?
859
01:05:48,563 --> 01:05:50,607
Heavens.
God forbid somebody gets hurt.
860
01:05:50,690 --> 01:05:52,859
Is that a kimono?
That's appropriation, Richard.
861
01:05:52,942 --> 01:05:55,570
- Hey, where are Liberty and Ted?
- In therapy.
862
01:05:55,654 --> 01:05:57,572
- Jesus. Again?
- They lost everything, Richard.
863
01:05:57,656 --> 01:06:00,659
- They lost their jobs and reputations.
- So did I, Miranda.
864
01:06:00,742 --> 01:06:04,287
But I'm dealing with it with drugs
and alcohol like a normal person.
865
01:06:04,371 --> 01:06:08,082
Excuse me, did anyone else here get
reassigned to Croatia? No? Because I did.
866
01:06:08,166 --> 01:06:09,543
That was a blessing in disguise.
867
01:06:09,626 --> 01:06:11,961
We're gonna build that gas station
for pennies...
868
01:06:12,045 --> 01:06:13,422
Next slide.
869
01:06:17,008 --> 01:06:19,636
- Jesus, Oliver! I don't think...
- Listen, listen, listen.
870
01:06:19,719 --> 01:06:22,096
If we don't have
at least one person of color in this,
871
01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:23,640
it is going to be problematic.
872
01:06:23,723 --> 01:06:26,435
I'm playing an Arab refugee.
I'm from Connecticut.
873
01:06:26,518 --> 01:06:28,687
- Isn't that a little problematic?
- That was your idea.
874
01:06:28,770 --> 01:06:30,522
It was your idea.
It was weird when you said it.
875
01:06:30,605 --> 01:06:34,233
Because we need
to lean in to the stereotype
876
01:06:34,318 --> 01:06:36,152
- to let them just expose their biases.
- Correct.
877
01:06:36,235 --> 01:06:38,259
Yeah, or we can just shoot them
as soon as they grab their guns.
878
01:06:38,279 --> 01:06:40,198
They're not gonna know
why we're killing them.
879
01:06:40,281 --> 01:06:41,616
Next slide.
880
01:06:43,993 --> 01:06:47,331
Okay. Justice4Yall. She's a 6.5.
881
01:06:47,414 --> 01:06:49,207
This is what she says...
882
01:06:49,291 --> 01:06:50,750
Fuck this bitch.
883
01:06:51,209 --> 01:06:53,962
Athena Stone murders
innocent men and women...
884
01:06:54,045 --> 01:06:55,672
I don't need to hear more.
885
01:07:02,136 --> 01:07:03,680
That's our Snowball.
886
01:07:15,149 --> 01:07:16,943
Put your gun in the mailbox.
887
01:07:20,489 --> 01:07:21,948
Why the fuck would I do that?
888
01:07:22,031 --> 01:07:24,326
There's a shaped C-4 charge
underneath the gate.
889
01:07:26,536 --> 01:07:28,622
I could blow you up right now.
890
01:07:29,498 --> 01:07:31,165
But where's the fun in that?
891
01:07:32,376 --> 01:07:33,627
No guns.
892
01:07:33,710 --> 01:07:36,296
Put it in the mailbox, now.
893
01:09:22,819 --> 01:09:24,904
It's amazing to me.
894
01:09:24,988 --> 01:09:29,743
People go their entire lives without
realizing the most simple, obvious truth.
895
01:09:31,536 --> 01:09:34,498
The only way to properly slice tomatoes...
896
01:09:35,665 --> 01:09:37,626
is with a bread knife.
897
01:09:41,129 --> 01:09:42,589
Did you kill Don?
898
01:09:44,674 --> 01:09:47,511
Because I convinced you he was one of us.
899
01:09:47,594 --> 01:09:49,220
Was he?
900
01:09:49,929 --> 01:09:51,055
Maybe.
901
01:09:51,848 --> 01:09:53,057
Maybe not.
902
01:09:56,436 --> 01:09:57,729
Who am I?
903
01:09:59,939 --> 01:10:03,610
Who... am... I?
904
01:10:04,235 --> 01:10:08,865
Lady, I don't know who you are.
I just know that you're crazy.
905
01:10:08,948 --> 01:10:12,243
I am crazy. But I know I'm crazy.
906
01:10:12,327 --> 01:10:15,330
And if you know you're crazy,
then you're not crazy.
907
01:10:15,914 --> 01:10:19,584
So that just makes me really, really mad.
908
01:10:19,668 --> 01:10:20,669
Okay.
909
01:10:21,586 --> 01:10:23,422
So, who am I?
910
01:10:23,505 --> 01:10:27,509
Crystal May Creasey.
911
01:10:27,592 --> 01:10:30,845
Born in Mississippi, Whites Crossing.
912
01:10:30,929 --> 01:10:32,013
Fitting.
913
01:10:32,096 --> 01:10:33,640
Dropped out of school at 12,
914
01:10:33,723 --> 01:10:36,267
right around the time
your daddy was killed by the police
915
01:10:36,351 --> 01:10:38,144
when they raided the methamphetamine lab.
916
01:10:38,227 --> 01:10:40,939
Your mother joined him
soon after that. Overdose.
917
01:10:41,022 --> 01:10:43,775
Probably the last batch of Daddy's stuff.
918
01:10:45,485 --> 01:10:47,028
Romantic.
919
01:10:50,281 --> 01:10:51,825
You know,
920
01:10:51,908 --> 01:10:56,788
most people think that you should
use cheddar in a grilled cheese.
921
01:10:57,664 --> 01:10:59,583
But I use Gruyère.
922
01:11:00,959 --> 01:11:03,252
Nothing else has that kind of melt.
923
01:11:04,629 --> 01:11:06,172
After your mom died,
924
01:11:06,255 --> 01:11:09,968
you bounced from part-time job
to part-time job to welfare and back.
925
01:11:10,051 --> 01:11:12,721
More times than I could count, honestly.
926
01:11:12,804 --> 01:11:16,391
The only consistency
was your inability to stay employed.
927
01:11:17,225 --> 01:11:18,226
Which is fine.
928
01:11:18,310 --> 01:11:21,855
I mean, this country belongs
to the uneducated and ignorant
929
01:11:21,938 --> 01:11:23,815
as much as it belongs to me.
930
01:11:24,691 --> 01:11:26,693
You fail, we pay.
931
01:11:27,527 --> 01:11:29,904
Eventually a cow falls on your head,
932
01:11:29,988 --> 01:11:31,948
or you blow your brains out
in a parking lot
933
01:11:32,031 --> 01:11:36,536
because you finally realize
what a waste your life truly was.
934
01:11:37,286 --> 01:11:38,997
But not you, Crystal.
935
01:11:39,956 --> 01:11:43,335
You decided to go on the Internet
and run your stupid mouth.
936
01:11:45,754 --> 01:11:48,632
Thirteen months ago,
you posted this on a message board
937
01:11:48,715 --> 01:11:51,385
under the screen name Justice4Yall.
938
01:11:51,468 --> 01:11:54,053
I wanna make sure I get it exactly right.
939
01:11:57,223 --> 01:11:59,267
Fuck this bitch.
940
01:11:59,851 --> 01:12:04,356
Athena Stone murders innocent men
and women for sport.
941
01:12:04,439 --> 01:12:07,025
The evidence is all there.
942
01:12:07,526 --> 01:12:11,279
T-H-E-I-R.
943
01:12:12,196 --> 01:12:16,910
Her manor, her travel records,
and in case you were still on the fence,
944
01:12:16,993 --> 01:12:20,580
she fucking admitted to it
in a text message.
945
01:12:21,748 --> 01:12:25,209
Admitted was all caps.
946
01:12:28,630 --> 01:12:30,340
That's all you have to say for yourself?
947
01:12:30,424 --> 01:12:34,135
Everybody you kidnapped and killed...
948
01:12:35,512 --> 01:12:37,514
that's 'cause they busted you
and your friends
949
01:12:37,597 --> 01:12:39,057
and put it on the Internet?
950
01:12:39,140 --> 01:12:41,935
No one busted us. We were joking.
951
01:12:42,018 --> 01:12:43,812
But you ignorami took it literally.
952
01:12:43,895 --> 01:12:48,317
You actually believed
we were hunting human beings for sport.
953
01:12:48,983 --> 01:12:50,444
But you are.
954
01:12:50,527 --> 01:12:52,529
- What?
- Hunting human beings for sport.
955
01:12:52,612 --> 01:12:53,905
- No.
- Oh, yeah.
956
01:12:53,988 --> 01:12:56,032
It wasn't true.
957
01:12:59,285 --> 01:13:00,454
This is your manor, isn't it?
958
01:13:00,537 --> 01:13:03,039
It's not a fucking manor!
959
01:13:03,122 --> 01:13:05,792
It's a house I rented in Croatia
and had decorated.
960
01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:09,087
Right, but it's yours,
and you're hunting people, so it's...
961
01:13:10,171 --> 01:13:11,172
it's true.
962
01:13:11,255 --> 01:13:16,803
Now. Now it's true
because you made it true.
963
01:13:16,886 --> 01:13:20,264
You people, you take anything you want
and you twist it around
964
01:13:20,349 --> 01:13:24,268
until it fits into your
backwards fucking worldview.
965
01:13:24,686 --> 01:13:28,357
You wanted it to be true,
so you decided it was.
966
01:13:30,692 --> 01:13:32,361
This was your idea.
967
01:13:35,029 --> 01:13:36,155
Well...
968
01:13:37,866 --> 01:13:39,493
not my idea.
969
01:13:40,327 --> 01:13:44,706
I did not wanna mess up
your big grilled-cheese speech, but...
970
01:13:46,416 --> 01:13:48,293
you done fucked up, lady.
971
01:13:50,754 --> 01:13:52,964
See, you got the wrong Crystal.
972
01:13:54,257 --> 01:13:57,344
There's another Crystal Mae Creasey
back home.
973
01:13:59,012 --> 01:14:01,306
But she spells May with an E.
974
01:14:03,099 --> 01:14:05,977
Hey, I get her mail sometimes.
975
01:14:06,060 --> 01:14:08,480
And my dad's an asshole,
976
01:14:08,563 --> 01:14:11,733
but I don't think he ever did drugs.
977
01:14:11,816 --> 01:14:13,360
And my mom...
978
01:14:17,364 --> 01:14:19,699
she's alive too.
979
01:14:23,787 --> 01:14:25,955
Can we call her? Let's call her right now.
980
01:14:26,039 --> 01:14:28,542
- Give me the phone.
- No way. Do I look fucking stupid?
981
01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:30,544
Fine. I'll give you her number
and you can call.
982
01:14:30,627 --> 01:14:32,086
- That's not gonna happen.
- Yeah.
983
01:14:33,922 --> 01:14:36,090
You don't really care about the truth,
do you?
984
01:14:36,174 --> 01:14:40,970
Of course I do.
The only difference is I'm right.
985
01:14:43,432 --> 01:14:44,849
Hey, maybe.
986
01:14:46,893 --> 01:14:47,894
Maybe not.
987
01:14:50,104 --> 01:14:52,399
Now, do I have to keep listening
to Beethoven
988
01:14:52,482 --> 01:14:54,108
or can we fucking get on with it?
989
01:15:25,724 --> 01:15:27,016
That was good.
990
01:16:04,513 --> 01:16:05,514
No!
991
01:16:19,528 --> 01:16:20,820
Hey, Crystal.
992
01:16:25,659 --> 01:16:26,660
Fuck!
993
01:16:27,869 --> 01:16:29,871
You need a gun now, bitch?
994
01:16:29,954 --> 01:16:31,706
That's fucking cheating!
995
01:17:00,193 --> 01:17:02,111
Fuck you!
996
01:18:02,381 --> 01:18:03,840
One second.
997
01:18:28,323 --> 01:18:29,783
No more glass.
998
01:19:23,295 --> 01:19:24,296
I got you.
999
01:20:09,466 --> 01:20:10,467
Hey.
1000
01:20:11,635 --> 01:20:12,969
I got you too.
1001
01:20:16,348 --> 01:20:18,182
Hey, can I ask you a question?
1002
01:20:25,106 --> 01:20:26,900
Why did you call me Snowball?
1003
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:33,197
It's a reference
to George Orwell's Animal Farm.
1004
01:20:35,158 --> 01:20:36,868
He's a pig.
1005
01:20:37,786 --> 01:20:38,787
Yeah.
1006
01:20:39,413 --> 01:20:41,039
But why am I Snowball?
1007
01:20:43,417 --> 01:20:45,669
Snowball is an idealist.
1008
01:20:47,796 --> 01:20:49,673
He wants to make the world a better place.
1009
01:20:49,756 --> 01:20:53,593
That's why the other pigs
make up lies about him,
1010
01:20:54,511 --> 01:20:55,887
turn him into the enemy.
1011
01:20:58,723 --> 01:21:00,559
I think you should be Snowball.
1012
01:21:02,811 --> 01:21:05,188
You read Animal Farm?
1013
01:21:06,398 --> 01:21:07,899
Yes, ma'am, I did.
1014
01:21:11,945 --> 01:21:12,946
Can I...
1015
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:15,949
ask you a question?
1016
01:21:18,577 --> 01:21:21,287
Are you Justice4Yall?
1017
01:21:22,831 --> 01:21:24,916
I mean, come on.
1018
01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:26,960
We're both dead.
1019
01:21:27,669 --> 01:21:29,003
So just tell me.
1020
01:21:29,713 --> 01:21:32,299
I got the right Crystal, didn't I?
1021
01:21:34,718 --> 01:21:37,679
No, ma'am, you did not.
1022
01:21:44,769 --> 01:21:45,770
Whoops.
1023
01:22:37,656 --> 01:22:41,785
It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy
1024
01:22:41,868 --> 01:22:45,955
To keep the man you love satisfied
1025
01:22:46,039 --> 01:22:50,168
It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy
1026
01:22:50,251 --> 01:22:54,213
To keep the one you love by your side
1027
01:22:54,298 --> 01:22:58,217
A woman's work is never done
1028
01:22:58,302 --> 01:23:02,431
Even if it stops, it goes on and on
1029
01:23:02,514 --> 01:23:06,518
We work our fingers to the bone
1030
01:23:06,601 --> 01:23:10,522
Gotta be home every time he'd phone
1031
01:23:10,605 --> 01:23:14,901
Sometimes the goin'
Gets a little tough
1032
01:23:14,984 --> 01:23:18,905
It's seems our best ain't good enough
1033
01:23:18,988 --> 01:23:23,618
Keeps you losin' sleep
Seven days a week, yeah
1034
01:23:23,702 --> 01:23:27,831
It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy
1035
01:23:27,914 --> 01:23:31,751
To keep the one you love by your side
1036
01:23:31,835 --> 01:23:35,630
Do all you can
And though he seems ungrateful
1037
01:23:36,590 --> 01:23:38,508
- Hey there.
- Oh, shit.
1038
01:23:38,592 --> 01:23:39,634
The...
1039
01:23:40,719 --> 01:23:43,888
assholes you work for
tried to kill me.
1040
01:23:44,848 --> 01:23:46,600
So I killed them instead.
1041
01:23:47,684 --> 01:23:49,268
Now I wanna go home.
1042
01:23:51,438 --> 01:23:52,981
That gonna be a problem?
1043
01:23:53,732 --> 01:23:55,400
- Certainly not, ma'am.
- No.
1044
01:23:56,818 --> 01:23:59,153
May I... may I pour that for you?
1045
01:23:59,237 --> 01:24:00,238
Yeah.
1046
01:24:10,582 --> 01:24:11,833
How about a snack?
1047
01:24:11,916 --> 01:24:13,877
We have fantastic caviar. It's osetra.
1048
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,211
Yeah.
1049
01:24:15,295 --> 01:24:16,505
You got it.
1050
01:24:25,722 --> 01:24:26,848
You ever had caviar?
1051
01:24:28,224 --> 01:24:30,435
No. I don't think
I'm really allowed to.
1052
01:24:30,977 --> 01:24:32,771
Well, you are now. Have a seat.
1053
01:24:35,607 --> 01:24:37,359
Dig in.
1054
01:24:46,701 --> 01:24:48,119
How... how is it?
1055
01:24:52,874 --> 01:24:55,126
It's fucking great.
74543
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