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♪ Well we all skipped town,
it was somethin' to do
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♪ It was us and them,
it was me and you
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♪ Got the best of both worlds
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♪ Best of both worlds
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♪ You've got the
best of both worlds
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♪ Best of both worlds
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- Honey, you haven't told me
one name that you like yet.
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- Are we even
positive it's a girl?
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You can't tell anything
by the sonagram.
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- Yes, Paulie, it's a girl.
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If you would have came with
me to the doctor's today,
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you would have seen her kicking
and moving on the monitor.
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She was even sucking her thumb.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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- Well, no, nothing,
I'm just, I'm late,
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and cousin Mike is gonna
be here any minute.
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So, I just
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- No, I know that
look on your face.
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What's bothering you?
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- I do not have any
look on my face.
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- Yes, you do.
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I'm nervous, too.
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Okay, but we gotta
talk about this
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or else it's gonna get
real weird, real quick.
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- I know, I know, I'm just,
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you know, with the wedding
and everything, I'm just,
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I guess I'm just distracted.
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- Have fun with your friends.
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We'll be waitin'.
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- Yo.
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Three days away, cuz,
you lucky bastard.
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- Lucky?
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- Yeah, lucky.
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Beautiful girl, baby on the way,
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I'd say that's lucky, man.
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That's real lucky.
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♪ You went away and
left me long time ago
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♪ And now you're
knockin' on my door ♪
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- Why are you playing
that song again, man?
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- It's a good song.
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- It's for someone who
left a long time ago.
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Did you tell him yet?
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- No.
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- Tell me what?
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- Guess where
Jimbo is right now?
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- Eatin' a sandwich,
lookin' for a job?
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- Pickin' TC up from
the train station.
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- What the fuck
happened, TC's comin' in?
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Why the fuck is TC comin' here?
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Nobody likes TC.
- Yeah, and
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he's a groomsman.
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- You don't make a guy like
that a groomsman, he's a zero.
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Plus you haven't even seen the
guy for eight years, Paulie.
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- Do I see you every
day anymore, no.
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Are you still one
of my best friends?
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Are you a groomsman, yes.
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Am I a cousin, am
l a normal person
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that doesn't fuckin'
steal shit from you, yeah.
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No, forget about it, man.
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- Look, Mike, it's a
few days, all right.
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All you gotta do is just
be cordial to him, okay?
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You can't do that?
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- I can't do that.
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- Why not?
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- 'Cause I don't know
what cordial means.
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Speak English, Paulie,
fuckin' cordial?
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What is that?
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- It means be polite,
you retard, just be
polite to the kid.
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Then why didn't you say polite?
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Mr. Shanty lrish Newspaper
Man, he's gotta put--
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- Do me a
favor, do me favor.
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Be nice to him, all right?
- Be cordial.
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- He's gonna be here
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in an hour.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I'll be cordial
when he comes in.
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I'll be real cordial
to him, Paulie.
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Don't worry about it.
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♪ You better get back
in your used-to-be
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♪ 'Cause your kind of
love ain't good to me ♪
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- Yo.
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- Oh, thanks for showin' up.
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- Hey, man, I thought
I was supposed to
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pick you up at
the train station.
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- Yeah, about two
hours ago, man.
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I gave up on you. I'm walkin'.
- Wait.
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I thought they
said six or eight.
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- What, and you pick eight?
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- Will you shut the fuck
up and get in, come on.
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All right, ya clown.
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Pop up the trunk, man.
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- You look good, man.
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- Yeah, you look good too, dog.
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- Shit, it's
good to see you, buddy.
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- Yeah,
good to see you too, man.
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- I take you by
your Dad's place or what?
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No, not necessary, man.
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You know, actually, I was hoping
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to crash with you and
Jules, what do you think?
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Can l?
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- Shit, fine by me.
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- You good?
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Hey.
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I don't give a shit, if you
can't get over your differences
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and play in the band, I'll
just get a new drummer.
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- You can't get another drummer.
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It wouldn't be the same band.
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Then you're not gonna
use the old name
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if you got a new band, no way.
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- Why are you causing trouble?
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It's your cousin's wedding,
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and you're acting like
a little school girl.
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- I said I would be cordial
to the cocksucker, didn't l?
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Didn't I say I'd be
cordial to the cocksucker?
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But I will not play in a
rock and roll band with him.
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That's where l
draw the line, Dez.
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- Hey, Paulie, you mind
if I get another drummer?
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Cousin Mike doesn't
wanna play in the band.
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- You know, Dez, I mean,
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we haven't played together
since high school.
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Maybe it's not such a good idea.
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- No, it's not a good idea,
it's a great fucking idea.
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This is my wedding
present to you.
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Look, you need to
rock one more time
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before you walk down the aisle.
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I mean, are you hearing me?
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- I'm hearin' ya, Dez.
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- Good, and we will rock, dude.
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Come on now.
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- It's good you're back, man.
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Too long you neglected
your friends.
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- I just couldn't believe
when Paulie tracks me down
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and tells me he's
getting married, man.
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- Yep.
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- Paulie of all
people, you know?
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- If you ask me, it's
'cause he got her pregnant.
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- No shit.
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Well, good for him.
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- Biggest mistake of his
life, he marries that bitch.
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Yo.
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- Hey, look
who's here, Paulie.
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What is goin' on, fellas?
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- Dez, what's up,
man, how you doin'?
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- Dude, God damn.
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- How you doin', man?
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Hey, dig the goatee,
man, that's cool.
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Hey, have I shrunk?
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What's goin' on,
everybody's taller than me.
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- Hey, you.
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Long time, long time.
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- How you doin'?
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I heard the good news from--
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- Yeah,
yeah, baby on the way.
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The wedding, too.
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- Yeah.
- Obviously.
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- Well,
that's what we're doin'
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- Gonna throw puffed rice--
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- Hey, let's see
what's up with your cousin Mike.
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It's cool, it's cool.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Yeah, come on.
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- All right.
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- What kind
of friend would I be
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if I didn't try
to patch things up
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between two old
friends, right, Mike?
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TC's here, he wants to
say something to you.
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- Look, first off
l just wanna say,
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I want to apologize for
what I did, and secondly--
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- You owe me more than
an apology, you fuckin' prick.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cousin Mike.
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You said you were
gonna be cool, right?
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- Fuck this guy, I'm bein'
cool, I'm bein' cordial.
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Whatever you want to say.
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The guy fuckin' disappears
for eight years,
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the guy fuckin' steals
from me and .
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An apology's going to do it?
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I should kick your
fuckin' ass on principle.
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- Mike, you ain't
kickin' nobody's ass.
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- Mike, it was just
a card, come on, man
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You're bein' ridiculous.
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- Hey, why don't we just
get a fuckin' drink?
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- Look, Mike, you said you
were gonna accept his apology.
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Just accept his
apology, all right?
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It's a little crazy
to get this worked up
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over a fuckin' baseball card.
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- It's just a fuckin'
baseball card.
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- It's not just a baseball
card, it's a Seaver Rookie.
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I bought it with my own fuckin'
money when I was a child.
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I was a fuckin' child
when I bought that card.
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It's worth hundreds, maybe
thousands of fuckin' dollars.
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And the meaning it had to
me, the sentimental value.
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I remember in the second grade--
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- What, I don't know
what to say to you, man.
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I just don't know what
to say, all right?
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I didn't know it was worth
that much to you, okay?
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What more can I
say to you, buddy?
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- Then why did a
fuckin' steal it?
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- Mike, Mike, you're
being ridiculous, man.
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Either accept my apology or
not, that's it, all right?
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- All right.
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I accept your apology.
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- There you go.
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- God damn, you
make me work, man.
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Unbelievable.
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Hey, hey, whoa.
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- Stay right there!
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- I apologized to you.
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What's wrong with you?
- I'm all right now.
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I got a let it off my chest.
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Eight years is a long time.
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- Hey, I'm trying
to apologize to you, man.
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- It's all right, I
apologize to you, it's over.
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- Keep him away from me,
man, he's a fuckin' animal.
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- Come on,
dude, take it easy.
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- He's a fuckin' asshole.
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- What the Hell, Mike.
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- You're
fucking crazy, man.
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- All right, you
know what, fuck it.
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Fuck it, go ahead.
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Go ahead, that's what
you want, Mikey, fight.
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Kick his ass, TC.
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- What do you mean?
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- Fuck him up, TC.
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Hit him in the mouth.
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- All right, fuck it,
all right, come on.
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I don't give a shit, fuck it.
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This is how you wanna be,
man, fuck it, come on.
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I'm not afraid of
your ass, come on.
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- I forgive ya, fuck it.
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You fuckin' believe this guy?
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He was gonna hit me.
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- You should fuckin'
hit him anyway.
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- You forgive me?
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- You know, you got problems.
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- He should
have fuckin' hit you.
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- You had it comin'
to you, you jackass.
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- You got problems with rage.
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Startin' that much trouble
your first day back.
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- Dez, what do you say you
get TC a beer right away, huh?
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- I'm on it.
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- It's good to see some
things don't change, huh?
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- Welcome home, brother.
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Come on, shoot a little pool.
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- I don't understand
the New York Jets.
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They always play
in Giants Stadium.
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- All right, here we go boys.
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- But don't they have
their own stadium.
248
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:54,732
- My bar, listen up.
249
00:09:54,732 --> 00:09:56,423
We finish this
bottle, we go home.
250
00:09:56,423 --> 00:09:57,976
But first,
251
00:09:57,976 --> 00:09:59,529
real quick,
252
00:09:59,529 --> 00:10:02,084
to TC, hey, shut it,
to TC coming home.
253
00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:03,326
- Yeah, what am I?
254
00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:04,569
- And the band
gettin' back together.
255
00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:06,053
- Hey,
Dez, Dez, come on.
256
00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:07,537
- And Paulie.
257
00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:09,263
- And all you guys.
258
00:10:14,337 --> 00:10:16,408
- Mike, Mike.
- Drink up, cuz.
259
00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,307
- Come
on, it's bad luck.
260
00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:25,176
- Is there more,
yeah, there you go.
261
00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:35,427
- Whoa, where's my car?
262
00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:38,845
- Jimbo, Jimbo,
you're not driving anywhere.
263
00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:40,640
- You don't need a car
now, you got a ride already.
264
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,917
Look at that.
265
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,608
- Just get on my back.
266
00:10:43,608 --> 00:10:45,092
- No,
seriously, I'll drive.
267
00:10:45,092 --> 00:10:46,266
- You're not
drivin' anywhere.
268
00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:47,577
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
269
00:10:47,577 --> 00:10:49,027
- No, come on, man,
we'll walk, we'll walk.
270
00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:50,719
It's just a couple of
blocks, what's the big deal?
271
00:10:50,719 --> 00:10:51,996
- I'm not walking
with you anywhere.
272
00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:53,549
- Whatever,
Seaver. Whatever.
273
00:10:53,549 --> 00:10:54,550
- I thought you guys
made up, didn't you make up?
274
00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:56,069
You made up right?
275
00:10:57,346 --> 00:10:58,623
You made up.
276
00:10:58,623 --> 00:11:00,487
- Hey, hey, hey,
hey, that's my trash.
277
00:11:00,487 --> 00:11:01,902
Hey, hey, hey come on.
278
00:11:01,902 --> 00:11:03,179
- Just like
The Highlander.
279
00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:04,318
- Put it back.
280
00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,736
That's my trash, dude.
281
00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:09,013
What's your problem?
282
00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:10,048
- There he is,
in the Olympic sport--
283
00:11:10,048 --> 00:11:11,325
- Get out of here.
284
00:11:11,325 --> 00:11:12,775
- What the
fuck are you doing?
285
00:11:12,775 --> 00:11:13,845
- That's great.
286
00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:15,364
- Hey, hey, hey.
287
00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:16,917
All right, all right, maybe
we got to settle down, Jimbo.
288
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:18,608
- Letting derelicts
drink after hours.
289
00:11:18,608 --> 00:11:20,680
They should shut you down, Dez.
290
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,511
- Fuck you, bitch.
291
00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:27,687
- Dez, Dez,
Dez, seriously, what
are we going to do
292
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,172
for the rehearsal dinner?
293
00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:31,760
- We have one song.
294
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,141
All right, I think
if we get that tight,
295
00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:36,005
if we work at it long and hard
296
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,185
- Why don't you wanna go
fishing, it'll be fun.
297
00:11:43,185 --> 00:11:44,807
- You're not comin', TC?
298
00:11:44,807 --> 00:11:46,395
- There's a fine
line between fishing
299
00:11:46,395 --> 00:11:48,708
and standing in the boat looking
like an idiot, all right?
300
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,227
- Come on, don't leave me
hangin', man, I feel like shit.
301
00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:54,714
- Jimmy, he just wants
to spend time with you.
302
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,406
It's the least you
could do as his brother.
303
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,067
Just be nice to him, okay?
304
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:06,035
And remember, don't say anything
about Sue, you promised.
305
00:12:06,035 --> 00:12:12,973
- Come on, baby, have a
little faith in me, all right?
306
00:12:16,943 --> 00:12:18,530
- You know, I purposely
didn't go fishin',
307
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,498
'cause I know you need to talk.
308
00:12:20,498 --> 00:12:22,914
- So talk, what's goin' on?
309
00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:26,055
- Come on, you've got some
sense of what's going on.
310
00:12:26,055 --> 00:12:28,989
- I'm tellin' you, he's got
this edge, this ridiculous edge.
311
00:12:28,989 --> 00:12:31,681
I mean, how long's
he been in this funk?
312
00:12:31,681 --> 00:12:32,682
- It's been this way
313
00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:34,167
about a year.
- A year?
314
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,444
- I mean, did he tell you he
got fired again last week?
315
00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:36,514
- What do you mean, again?
316
00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:39,137
- Second job in ten months.
317
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,449
You knew him years ago,
318
00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:41,968
is he the type of
guy that gets fired?
319
00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:43,590
- All right, look, have
you tried just being direct
320
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:45,903
and saying, "Jimbo, what
the fuck is goin' on?"
321
00:12:45,903 --> 00:12:47,352
- Come on, I've
tried everything.
322
00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:49,907
I've tried couples counseling,
I've tired his father.
323
00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:52,288
Nothing, he won't
talk to anyone.
324
00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:53,773
And he's getting fat too.
325
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,222
- Oh, yeah, that I noticed.
326
00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:58,156
- I mean, he thinks it's funny
that he's let himself go.
327
00:12:58,156 --> 00:13:00,745
He says now that he's
married, why bother.
328
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:02,747
- Well, you know, that's what
happens when you get to 35.
329
00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:04,024
You think you got
your head together,
330
00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:05,923
and then all the sudden
your body falls apart.
331
00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:08,511
- Yeah, well his head
is hardly together.
332
00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:20,316
- I gotta hand
it to you, bro.
333
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:22,663
You figured it
out, man, you know.
334
00:13:22,663 --> 00:13:25,908
You got a nice
house, great boat.
335
00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:27,358
all the time to enjoy it.
336
00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:30,430
- Hey, look, I only fish before
or after work, all right.
337
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:31,949
Today's an exception,
338
00:13:31,949 --> 00:13:34,054
because I wanted to spend
time with my big brother.
339
00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:37,644
- Wait a minute,
you call what you do work?
340
00:13:37,644 --> 00:13:39,784
Shit, if I had to type for
a couple of hours every day,
341
00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:42,373
yeah, I'd have plenty
of energy to fish.
342
00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:44,685
- Wait, you're gonna try
and tell me that the reason
343
00:13:44,685 --> 00:13:46,377
you just go home and
watch TV every night
344
00:13:46,377 --> 00:13:48,724
is because you're too tired
from sellin' office supplies?
345
00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:52,210
- I'm not a salesman,
I'm the general manager.
346
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:53,625
Okay, there's big difference.
347
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,144
I've got 15 people
underneath me.
348
00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:56,594
- Yeah, Jimbo.
349
00:13:56,594 --> 00:13:58,182
I've seen that pack of
misfits that work under you.
350
00:13:58,182 --> 00:13:59,873
- Jesus Christ, come
on, Paulie, seriously.
351
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,530
Do not try and compare
what you do for a living
352
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,497
with what I do for a living,
'cause there's no comparison.
353
00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:04,740
I do a man's work, okay.
354
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:07,191
I have to oversee
multiple locations.
355
00:14:07,191 --> 00:14:10,850
I've got shipping,
inventory, I've got trucks.
356
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,060
So when I come home,
I'm tired, all right?
357
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:16,096
I'm not doin' what you
do, what do you do?
358
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:17,684
You sit in front of the
computer for a half an hour?
359
00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:19,203
An hour?
360
00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:20,860
So you have the free time
to jog and to lift weights
361
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,206
and to fish and do
all that fun shit
362
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:24,139
that you seem to
have all day to do.
363
00:14:24,139 --> 00:14:25,934
- All right, I see
what you're sayin'.
364
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:27,901
So, you think the reason
365
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,593
that you've packed on a
couple of pounds lately
366
00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:33,942
is because you don't have
the time to work out anymore.
367
00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:35,840
- What other reason
would there be?
368
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,255
- I don't know.
369
00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:39,464
Maybe it's the 12 pack of
Budweiser a night, I don't know.
370
00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:41,432
- Jesus Christ, l
work a long day.
371
00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:42,916
I don't have time to exercise,
372
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,574
but I enjoy a few
cocktails, okay?
373
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:46,886
If you knew what I went through,
374
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,371
the pressures I was
under, the deadlines,
375
00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:53,375
you wouldn't begrudge
me a fuckin' drink.
376
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,032
All right, I didn't
get lucky, man, okay.
377
00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:58,794
I did not marry a rich girl.
378
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:05,559
Fuckin', I'll hand it
to you, you got lucky.
379
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,528
You know, I didn't want
to get into it with you,
380
00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:09,770
you know what I'm
sayin', Paulie?
381
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:12,463
I just, I'm worried
about you, that's all.
382
00:15:12,463 --> 00:15:14,051
- What the hell are
you worried about?
383
00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:16,432
- You're gettin' married.
384
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:18,158
- Jimbo, we've been living
together for a couple of years.
385
00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:19,711
You know, I think it's
gonna be all right.
386
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,128
- It's different when you
get married, trust me.
387
00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:24,924
You know, I just don't wanna
see you makin' a mistake.
388
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,996
- We got a baby comin' in a
couple of months, all right.
389
00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:30,239
It's a little too late to
worry about that, all right?
390
00:15:30,239 --> 00:15:31,723
- Hey look, I know, I know.
391
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,173
You don't have to get
married to someone
392
00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:34,795
just 'cause you
got them pregnant.
393
00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:36,038
I mean, it's not the '50s.
394
00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:37,315
No one's puttin' a
gun to your head.
395
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:39,076
- I'm marrying her,
because I love her.
396
00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:40,422
Is that so hard to believe?
397
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:41,492
- No, of course, l
know you love her.
398
00:15:41,492 --> 00:15:43,011
And you're a good guy, I mean,
399
00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:44,426
you're the kind of guy who's
always done the right thing.
400
00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:46,048
It's just, it's not
necessarily the right thing
401
00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:47,291
to get married to someone
402
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,086
just 'cause you got them
pregnant, that's all.
403
00:15:49,086 --> 00:15:55,678
I just don't wanna see you
makin' some huge mistake.
404
00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:01,374
- Hey, Dez.
405
00:16:01,374 --> 00:16:05,757
Rehearsal, one
hour, in my garage.
406
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:14,801
- That is the commitment
I like to see, cuz.
407
00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:19,806
- What
are you talking about?
408
00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:21,739
It's Nirvana all the way, dude.
409
00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:22,878
- Yo.
410
00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:26,192
Do you see me
unloading the minivan?
411
00:16:26,192 --> 00:16:27,779
- Aw, come on, dad,
we're going to Murph's.
412
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,264
We're gonna be late.
413
00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:30,541
- You're gonna be more late
if you don't get your butt
414
00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:32,508
off the bike and help
me unload the minivan.
415
00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:34,959
- We have to be there
in five minutes, dad.
416
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,824
- You gotta be
there in five minutes, huh?
417
00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:40,482
Well, let me ask you
a real quick question.
418
00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:43,933
Who likes the
delicious Fruit Loops?
419
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,142
Oh, you do?
420
00:16:45,142 --> 00:16:46,384
That's good.
421
00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:48,041
How about the little
fudgie-fudgies?
422
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,663
You like these?
423
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,701
I guess if you're too
busy to help your dad
424
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:56,118
unload the minivan, you're
too busy to eat crap food.
425
00:16:56,118 --> 00:16:58,017
- Okay,
okay, we'll help you.
426
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,674
- You're gonna help,
what a good idea.
427
00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:04,402
Hey, there's more out there.
428
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:08,337
- Whoa, where's the fire?
429
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:11,133
So the band is back together?
430
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:13,860
- Yeah, they're totally into
it, we're rehearsin' later on.
431
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,827
- I can't believe they
actually agreed to it.
432
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:16,932
- Why wouldn't they agree to it?
433
00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:18,347
Why wouldn't they want to rock?
434
00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:19,624
- Because, sweetie,
maybe the band
435
00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,178
didn't mean as much to
them as it did to you.
436
00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:22,731
- What are you drivin' at?
437
00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:24,181
- All I'm sayin' is,
those were your glory days,
438
00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:25,216
were they not?
439
00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:26,907
- They were not my glory days.
440
00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:28,426
I've had plenty of
good days since then.
441
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:31,498
That was like
what, 17 years ago.
442
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:34,329
Oh, they were good
days, weren't they?
443
00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:36,607
- Yeah, baby, they
were pretty great.
444
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,965
♪ We had broken up for
good, just an hour before
445
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:53,279
♪ Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh
446
00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:54,728
♪ Now I'm staring at the bodies
447
00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:56,282
♪ As they're dancing
across the floor
448
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:59,802
♪ Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh
449
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:04,876
♪ They don't write
'em like that anymore
450
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:12,091
♪ They just don't write
'em like that anymore
451
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:15,508
♪ We've been livin'
together for a million years
452
00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:18,269
♪ Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh
453
00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:19,753
- Come on.
454
00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:21,997
♪ Now it feels so strange
out in the atmospheres
455
00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:23,930
♪ Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh
456
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,932
- No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
457
00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,140
You were way off, man.
458
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,486
You guys got way
off, that sucked.
459
00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:31,351
- Dude, we were,
honestly, we were just--
460
00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:32,628
- I was feelin' it.
461
00:18:32,628 --> 00:18:33,974
- We started to rock.
462
00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:36,460
- It's not the right
song to play anyway.
463
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,117
Besides, TC's voice
sounds like dog shit.
464
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,566
- Oh, bite me, man.
465
00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:41,430
- No, that's not a stupid song,
that's a great song, dude.
466
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,294
- It's a stupid song, you
don't play the Breakup Song
467
00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:45,641
for a guy's fiance,
it's a dumb idea.
468
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:47,126
- Where's Paulie, man?
469
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:47,954
I thought he was going to
come to the rehearsals.
470
00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:49,197
- He's bein' a pussy.
471
00:18:49,197 --> 00:18:50,508
He's like, you know, Mr.
Hurt Feelings and shit.
472
00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:51,751
- Hey, hey, why don't we
play Jane's Addiction,
473
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:53,373
Been Caught Stealin', I
bet TC knows that one.
474
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,307
- Hey, shut the fuck up
with that, you dumb ass.
475
00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:57,964
Why don't we do American ldiot
476
00:18:57,964 --> 00:18:59,310
and you can just
be yourself, huh?
477
00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:04,039
- Stop, just stop, all right.
478
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,316
Knock this shit off.
479
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,387
You know what we should play?
480
00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:08,768
We should play...
481
00:19:09,976 --> 00:19:13,704
We should play Eddie
Money, Shakin'.
482
00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:15,084
- Yes.
- All right.
483
00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:16,569
- That used to rock.
- I ain't playin' shit
484
00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:17,984
until you put a
fuckin' shirt on.
485
00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:21,539
- Dude, this is old school.
486
00:19:21,539 --> 00:19:23,127
- It's retarded, man,
it's fuckin' freezing out.
487
00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:24,887
- He's like Sid Vicious,
man, look at him.
488
00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:27,200
- I'm jokin',
l know it, come on.
489
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,719
- Get those
nipples hard, baby.
490
00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:35,484
- All right, I'm
prime, let's go.
491
00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:53,847
♪ Rosanna's daddy had a
car she loved to drive
492
00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:57,920
♪ Stole the keys one night
and took me for a ride
493
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:01,993
♪ Turned up the music just
as loud as it could go
494
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:05,342
♪ Blew out the speakers
in her daddy's radio
495
00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:06,722
♪ She was shakin'
496
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,899
♪ Snappin' her fingers
497
00:20:13,419 --> 00:20:17,526
♪ She was movin' round and round
498
00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:19,632
♪ That girl was shakin'
499
00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:26,846
♪ We started drinkin',
weren't thinkin' too straight
500
00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:31,126
♪ She's doin' 80 and she
slammed on the brakes
501
00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:34,957
♪ Got so high we had
to pull to the side
502
00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:38,478
♪ We did some shakin' 'til
the middle of the night
503
00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:39,755
♪ She was shakin'
504
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:43,932
♪ Snappin' her fingers
505
00:20:46,521 --> 00:20:50,594
♪ She was movin' round and round
506
00:20:50,594 --> 00:20:52,561
♪ That girl was shakin'
507
00:20:55,737 --> 00:20:56,979
- Are you crazy?
508
00:20:56,979 --> 00:21:00,155
You look beautiful for a
big, fat, pregnant girl.
509
00:21:00,155 --> 00:21:04,021
- Hey, babe, is
cousin Mike bringing Jen?
510
00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:07,127
Or can I give that
seat to my niece?
511
00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:09,751
- I think you can
probably give it away.
512
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,894
- Hello?
513
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,828
Dezie-Dez.
514
00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:21,072
Yeah, oh, would you
let Tina know, please,
515
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,178
that I'm coming over
later for the high chair?
516
00:21:23,178 --> 00:21:25,939
Okay, thank you.
517
00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:27,562
Here you go, you too.
518
00:21:28,494 --> 00:21:29,978
Desdimona.
519
00:21:29,978 --> 00:21:33,568
- Desmond, yeah, hold on a
second, I'll take it outside.
520
00:21:33,568 --> 00:21:34,672
Excuse me.
521
00:21:34,672 --> 00:21:36,985
- Private matters?
522
00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:39,021
- Hey, Dez, what's up, man?
523
00:21:39,021 --> 00:21:41,369
Look, I'm sorry I
couldn't make it today.
524
00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:44,751
- Everyone else was there,
rockin' out Strong lsland style.
525
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:46,339
- Yeah, look, I know, I just,
526
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,961
I had to help out Sue
out with some things
527
00:21:47,961 --> 00:21:49,411
here at the house.
528
00:21:49,411 --> 00:21:50,274
- Don't tell me you're
gettin' chicken shit on me.
529
00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:51,586
I need you in this band.
530
00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:52,759
- No, no, not at all.
531
00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:54,313
But look,
532
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,661
I gotta ask your
advice about somethin'.
533
00:21:57,661 --> 00:22:01,043
I'm thinkin' about maybe not
making Jimbo the best man.
534
00:22:01,043 --> 00:22:04,357
- That's a big mistake,
Paulie, that's your brother.
535
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,325
That's the kind of thing that
brothers don't recover from.
536
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,499
- Yeah, well,
he told me he thinks
537
00:22:08,499 --> 00:22:10,881
that marrying Sue
was a mistake, so.
538
00:22:10,881 --> 00:22:13,055
- Look, Paulie, your
brother's always been
539
00:22:13,055 --> 00:22:14,850
a bit of a schmuck, right?
540
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:16,196
- Yeah, well, look, if
he's such a schmuck,
541
00:22:16,196 --> 00:22:17,543
why should I have him
be the best man, right?
542
00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:18,751
- 'Cause
he's your brother.
543
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:20,235
- Not a good enough reason.
544
00:22:20,235 --> 00:22:21,409
- Is there any way
545
00:22:21,409 --> 00:22:22,927
you're blowing this
thing out of proportion?
546
00:22:22,927 --> 00:22:24,688
I remember how nervous l
was before I got married.
547
00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:26,759
I was 21 years old, right?
548
00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:30,590
It's not, hey, did I invite
you into this conversation?
549
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:31,384
Hold on a second.
550
00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:32,385
Did I invite you, no.
551
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:33,731
Do your homework.
552
00:22:36,044 --> 00:22:37,597
Sorry about that.
553
00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:42,222
Look, just think long and hard
554
00:22:42,222 --> 00:22:44,673
about this whole thing
before you make that call.
555
00:22:45,536 --> 00:22:46,503
All right?
556
00:22:46,503 --> 00:22:48,297
See you tomorrow.
557
00:22:49,609 --> 00:22:52,129
- Pop, what are you gettin' at?
558
00:22:52,129 --> 00:22:55,235
- All I'm sayin' is l
appreciate all your help.
559
00:22:55,235 --> 00:22:56,892
Living here at
the house with me,
560
00:22:56,892 --> 00:22:57,824
it's nice to have your company
561
00:22:57,824 --> 00:22:59,239
watchin' the Met games and all.
562
00:22:59,239 --> 00:23:01,207
But don't you think it's time?
563
00:23:01,207 --> 00:23:02,657
- Time for what?
564
00:23:03,589 --> 00:23:05,487
- You're a grown man,
still livin' at home.
565
00:23:05,487 --> 00:23:06,971
It's not healthy.
566
00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:08,248
- I gotta take care of you.
567
00:23:08,248 --> 00:23:09,802
- But I don't need
you to take care of me.
568
00:23:09,802 --> 00:23:11,044
- Yes you do, Pop.
569
00:23:11,044 --> 00:23:11,976
- You should
start thinkin' about
570
00:23:11,976 --> 00:23:13,253
startin' your own family soon.
571
00:23:13,253 --> 00:23:14,393
Takin' care of them.
572
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,428
Don't you want a family?
573
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,740
- Of course I do.
574
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,224
- So what are you waitin' for?
575
00:23:18,224 --> 00:23:19,812
Don't you know any nice girls
that want to get married?
576
00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:21,330
- Nice ones, no.
577
00:23:21,330 --> 00:23:22,987
- Maybe you'll meet one
at your cousin's weddin'.
578
00:23:22,987 --> 00:23:24,610
Weddin's are good for that.
579
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:26,750
- I don't know, no one like Jen.
580
00:23:30,305 --> 00:23:34,689
♪ We lie about
each other's drinks
581
00:23:34,689 --> 00:23:37,899
♪ We live without each other
582
00:23:37,899 --> 00:23:42,524
♪ Thinkin' what anyone would do
583
00:23:42,524 --> 00:23:45,493
♪ Without me and you
584
00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:49,669
♪ It's like I told you
585
00:23:49,669 --> 00:23:53,397
♪ Only the lonely can play
586
00:23:55,503 --> 00:23:58,091
♪ So hold on
587
00:23:58,091 --> 00:23:59,921
♪ Here we go
588
00:23:59,921 --> 00:24:01,785
♪ Hold on
589
00:24:01,785 --> 00:24:03,856
♪ To nothin' we know
590
00:24:03,856 --> 00:24:08,377
♪ I feel so lonely
591
00:24:12,312 --> 00:24:14,211
Forget about it,
you look fantastic.
592
00:24:23,427 --> 00:24:26,844
- Yeah, it's him, I got it.
593
00:24:31,193 --> 00:24:33,195
What are ya doin' here?
594
00:24:33,195 --> 00:24:35,922
- What, no, I thought
it might be a good time
595
00:24:35,922 --> 00:24:38,684
for me to come by and get
some of my stuff back.
596
00:24:38,684 --> 00:24:39,616
- What stuff?
597
00:24:39,616 --> 00:24:41,859
I thought we did this already.
598
00:24:41,859 --> 00:24:45,760
- No, I had an extra box of
stuff in the back bedroom.
599
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,278
You know.
600
00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:48,072
- Oh, I threw that out,
l thought it was garbage.
601
00:24:48,072 --> 00:24:49,315
- You threw it out?
602
00:24:49,315 --> 00:24:50,558
Jen, come on, you
didn't throw it out.
603
00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:52,491
There's two important
baseballs in that box.
604
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,769
- It couldn't have been that
important if you left 'em here.
605
00:24:54,769 --> 00:24:56,425
- No, they were important,
they were really important.
606
00:24:56,425 --> 00:24:59,325
They were valuable collector's
items, collectibles.
607
00:24:59,325 --> 00:25:01,430
- Grow the fuck up, Mike.
608
00:25:01,430 --> 00:25:03,363
I mean, don't you see
that's why we broke up?
609
00:25:03,363 --> 00:25:05,158
You are a child.
610
00:25:05,158 --> 00:25:07,367
What man in his 30s do you know
611
00:25:07,367 --> 00:25:10,060
that cares about
baseballs and comics
612
00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:17,343
and all that other adolescent
shit that you obsess over?
613
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,660
- How you been otherwise?
614
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:25,903
- Go away, Mike.
615
00:25:25,903 --> 00:25:26,835
- You look really good.
616
00:25:26,835 --> 00:25:28,250
Jen, come on, look, hey,
617
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,631
Did I tell you Paulie's
gettin' married this weekend?
618
00:25:29,631 --> 00:25:30,874
- Yeah, Mike, you told me that.
619
00:25:30,874 --> 00:25:32,531
- Yeah, it's exciting.
620
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,428
Really exciting.
621
00:25:33,428 --> 00:25:35,395
I got a tux, it's nice.
622
00:25:35,395 --> 00:25:38,329
Hey, I don't have
a date for that.
623
00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,884
You should come, you
know all the guys.
624
00:25:40,884 --> 00:25:43,300
- You know, my little
brother's back from college.
625
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:44,957
- Yeah?
626
00:25:44,957 --> 00:25:46,130
So?
627
00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:50,100
- So, I think you
should stop stopping by.
628
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:53,137
And if you don't, I think
I'll have him take care of it.
629
00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:54,380
- Who, Top Cat?
630
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,588
You're threatening me
with my little brother?
631
00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:57,901
- Yeah, well, he's
not so little anymore.
632
00:25:57,901 --> 00:25:59,834
- Wow, man, you know what?
633
00:25:59,834 --> 00:26:01,318
You just wanna throw
me under the bus,
634
00:26:01,318 --> 00:26:04,045
toss me out of your life
like we never had anything.
635
00:26:04,045 --> 00:26:05,494
Cool.
636
00:26:05,494 --> 00:26:06,875
That's fine with me,
Jen, I don't give a shit.
637
00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:08,049
You can do that.
638
00:26:08,049 --> 00:26:09,188
Fine.
639
00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:12,191
Whatever, man.
640
00:26:13,399 --> 00:26:14,849
All right, you know what?
641
00:26:14,849 --> 00:26:16,713
Do me a favor, see if you
ever meet another guy like me
642
00:26:16,713 --> 00:26:18,231
in your whole life, ever.
643
00:26:18,231 --> 00:26:20,924
Because I got news for you,
Jen, guys like me, nice guys,
644
00:26:20,924 --> 00:26:23,789
cordial guys, huh,
yeah, that's me.
645
00:26:23,789 --> 00:26:25,411
We're far and few between, Jen.
646
00:26:25,411 --> 00:26:26,895
Far and few between,
so good luck.
647
00:26:26,895 --> 00:26:29,795
Go enjoy your lonely life,
'cause I can't do it anymore.
648
00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:31,590
I'm done, fine.
649
00:26:34,765 --> 00:26:36,284
I got your bike in...
650
00:26:38,148 --> 00:26:39,356
I got your bike in my truck
651
00:26:39,356 --> 00:26:40,840
and I've been driving
it around with it,
652
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,152
trying to figure out when
would be the right time
653
00:26:42,152 --> 00:26:44,430
to bring it over here for you.
654
00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:45,604
- The right time?
655
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,158
- Yeah, the right
time, I got your bike.
656
00:26:48,158 --> 00:26:49,642
It's in my truck.
657
00:26:51,575 --> 00:26:55,406
There you go, I put all the
reflectors back on for ya.
658
00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:56,753
- Thank you, Mike.
659
00:26:56,753 --> 00:26:59,134
All right, well, give
Paulie and Sue my best.
660
00:27:00,515 --> 00:27:01,827
- You look great.
661
00:27:04,312 --> 00:27:06,038
Jen, come on, let's work it out.
662
00:27:06,038 --> 00:27:08,627
Come on, Jen, talk to me.
663
00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:12,147
Talk to me Jen, whatever
l did, I'm sorry.
664
00:27:12,147 --> 00:27:14,840
I don't even know what
I did and I'm sorry.
665
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,668
Jen.
666
00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:18,775
Jennifer, come on, Jen.
667
00:27:18,775 --> 00:27:20,190
- What the
hell are you yellin' for?
668
00:27:20,190 --> 00:27:22,537
- Mind your fuckin'
business, that's what.
669
00:27:23,952 --> 00:27:25,057
- You are not even close.
670
00:27:25,057 --> 00:27:26,092
- I am close.
671
00:27:26,092 --> 00:27:26,886
- You're a liar.
672
00:27:26,886 --> 00:27:28,060
Hey, Jimbo.
673
00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:30,683
Jimbo, what was that
song you wrote for Jules
674
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:32,098
when you were trying to
woo her in High School.
675
00:27:32,098 --> 00:27:33,341
What was it?
676
00:27:33,341 --> 00:27:35,032
- Woo me, is
that what you call it?
677
00:27:35,032 --> 00:27:37,552
He had ulterior motives
if I remember correctly.
678
00:27:37,552 --> 00:27:39,278
- Remember that song
you wrote for her.
679
00:27:39,278 --> 00:27:41,452
Back when you were trying to,
680
00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:42,937
you know what I mean.
681
00:27:42,937 --> 00:27:44,732
Back in the day, remember?
682
00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:46,734
- What are you talkin',
like 20 years ago?
683
00:27:46,734 --> 00:27:48,218
- Come on, come on,
don't be a prick.
684
00:27:48,218 --> 00:27:49,840
Come on, you used to
play all the time.
685
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,670
Come on, what was it, it was,
686
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,154
how did it go?
687
00:27:53,154 --> 00:27:55,397
♪ Hey Jules
688
00:27:55,397 --> 00:27:57,089
♪ Don't you play
me for no fool ♪
689
00:27:57,089 --> 00:27:58,366
- Jesus Christ, that was
back in High School, man.
690
00:27:58,366 --> 00:27:59,678
How am I supposed
to remember that?
691
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,196
- Jimmy, you're so full of shit.
692
00:28:01,196 --> 00:28:03,647
You didn't forget the song.
693
00:28:03,647 --> 00:28:05,684
- I don't
remember the song.
694
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,824
- Oh, but you remember every
note to Stairway to Heaven.
695
00:28:07,824 --> 00:28:10,240
But you can't remember three
cords you wrote for me.
696
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,000
- I haven't played Stairway
to Heaven for years,
697
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,243
Jesus, come on.
698
00:28:13,243 --> 00:28:14,969
- But that's
not the fuckin' point.
699
00:28:14,969 --> 00:28:16,867
- Hey, why don't you
just grab the guitar
700
00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:18,041
and play it for her, come on.
701
00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:19,559
- Look, I don't remember
the fuckin' song.
702
00:28:19,559 --> 00:28:22,459
If I remembered the song, I
would play the song, okay?
703
00:28:22,459 --> 00:28:26,394
But I don't remember, I'm sorry.
704
00:28:34,954 --> 00:28:36,335
- I'm havin' a
tough time, Paulie,
705
00:28:36,335 --> 00:28:38,095
I don't know what's goin' on.
706
00:28:39,614 --> 00:28:41,858
You know what it is?
707
00:28:41,858 --> 00:28:43,929
I get over come with
emotions, you know?
708
00:28:43,929 --> 00:28:45,724
Like, I'm completely
flooded with emotion.
709
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,899
I start crying, my heart gets
all heavy, I can't drive.
710
00:28:48,899 --> 00:28:50,176
'Cause every song
I hear on the radio
711
00:28:50,176 --> 00:28:51,695
reminds me of her, right.
712
00:28:51,695 --> 00:28:54,008
And then, I know I shouldn't
go over there and see her,
713
00:28:54,008 --> 00:28:56,493
but I can't help myself, I
gotta see her with my own eyes.
714
00:28:56,493 --> 00:28:59,565
- Seriously, you just,
you gotta calm down, man.
715
00:28:59,565 --> 00:29:01,049
I mean, there are
other women out there.
716
00:29:01,049 --> 00:29:02,879
Just give yourself time, and
you'll meet somebody new.
717
00:29:02,879 --> 00:29:05,226
- But not that hot,
Paulie, she's so hot.
718
00:29:05,226 --> 00:29:06,745
And that ass, God, Paulie.
719
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:07,918
When am I gonna find
someone that hot
720
00:29:07,918 --> 00:29:09,609
that likes me back again.
721
00:29:09,609 --> 00:29:11,577
That's a combo in
this life time.
722
00:29:13,579 --> 00:29:17,479
- Look, you know,
when I met Sue,
723
00:29:17,479 --> 00:29:21,138
she was kinda going through
what you're going through now.
724
00:29:21,138 --> 00:29:24,003
She was datin' this
clown from Staten Island.
725
00:29:24,003 --> 00:29:25,246
When I was workin' over there,
726
00:29:25,246 --> 00:29:27,144
I'd see her on the
ferry occasionally.
727
00:29:27,144 --> 00:29:31,493
And one night, I'm comin' back.
728
00:29:31,493 --> 00:29:34,600
And I see her, and she's crying.
729
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,810
You know, so, I go over to her.
730
00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:40,399
You know, and being the
nice cordial guy that I am.
731
00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:42,366
I ask how she's doin',
and she tells me the story
732
00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:43,747
about how she just found out
733
00:29:43,747 --> 00:29:45,991
that her boyfriend
was cheatin' on her.
734
00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:51,168
So I walked her home
and asked her, you know,
735
00:29:51,168 --> 00:29:52,445
maybe when she's feeling better,
736
00:29:52,445 --> 00:29:54,689
maybe she let's me take her out.
737
00:29:54,689 --> 00:29:56,691
Maybe, you know,
738
00:29:56,691 --> 00:29:59,142
maybe let me make
somethin' in her life.
739
00:29:59,142 --> 00:30:01,592
A month later, she called.
740
00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:03,974
Here we are, a baby on the way.
741
00:30:06,632 --> 00:30:08,185
- I didn't know that's
how you guys met,
742
00:30:08,185 --> 00:30:10,394
on the ferry like that.
743
00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:11,913
That's romantic, Paulie.
744
00:30:11,913 --> 00:30:12,914
- Yeah, yeah.
745
00:30:12,914 --> 00:30:14,882
- Like, that's really romantic.
746
00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:17,022
How come you never
told me that before?
747
00:30:18,506 --> 00:30:20,025
I don't know, man, you know.
748
00:30:20,025 --> 00:30:23,649
Just, that kinda shit just
doesn't come up, does it?
749
00:30:24,892 --> 00:30:27,687
- What about
Violet, I like that.
750
00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:28,896
That could be a good name.
751
00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:30,690
- No, no flowers.
752
00:30:30,690 --> 00:30:33,486
And no virtuous names either,
like Hope, Faith or Chastity.
753
00:30:33,486 --> 00:30:36,386
She should have a regular
name like Liz or Betty.
754
00:30:36,386 --> 00:30:38,629
- Liz or Betty?
755
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:42,357
Now, you are aware that those
are the same name, right?
756
00:30:42,357 --> 00:30:45,015
They're both nicknames
for Elizabeth.
757
00:30:45,015 --> 00:30:48,432
- You know what, l didn't
know that.
758
00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:49,709
No, you know what we should do?
759
00:30:49,709 --> 00:30:51,608
We should just do what,
like Dez and Tina did.
760
00:30:51,608 --> 00:30:53,506
They waited until
their boys were born.
761
00:30:53,506 --> 00:30:56,613
Check out their personalities,
and then they name them.
762
00:30:56,613 --> 00:30:59,996
- Oh, so, are you waiting
to check out her personality
763
00:30:59,996 --> 00:31:02,412
before you finish
painting her room?
764
00:31:02,412 --> 00:31:05,242
- I'm gonna get to
the room, all right?
765
00:31:07,210 --> 00:31:08,383
How 'bout Betty?
766
00:31:08,383 --> 00:31:09,626
Ya like Betty?
767
00:31:10,661 --> 00:31:12,594
- I like it,
Elizabeth it is then.
768
00:31:12,594 --> 00:31:13,733
I like Elizabeth.
769
00:31:13,733 --> 00:31:15,459
- Okay.
- Okay.
770
00:31:28,714 --> 00:31:31,717
♪ I can't stand to see you sad
771
00:31:31,717 --> 00:31:35,859
♪ I can't bear to hear you cry
772
00:31:35,859 --> 00:31:37,067
- Where do you
think you're goin'?
773
00:31:37,067 --> 00:31:38,551
- I got an eight o'clock
tee time with Paulie
774
00:31:38,551 --> 00:31:39,932
and the guys I'm
runnin' late for.
775
00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:41,485
- You're not doin'
anything, I'm goin' to work
776
00:31:41,485 --> 00:31:43,625
and it's your turn to
take the kids to school.
777
00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:45,489
- I have an eight
o'clock tee time.
778
00:31:45,489 --> 00:31:48,803
- Desmond, you're the
adult, they're the kids, okay?
779
00:31:48,803 --> 00:31:49,735
I'll see you tonight.
780
00:31:49,735 --> 00:31:51,219
Come on, boys.
781
00:31:51,219 --> 00:31:53,981
Let's look alive, Daddy's
taking you to school.
782
00:31:53,981 --> 00:31:55,016
- Love you.
783
00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:57,432
- You too, babe.
784
00:31:57,432 --> 00:32:03,404
- Boys, let's go.
785
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:22,802
- I'm gonna go to work, okay?
786
00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:37,093
♪ I remember
787
00:32:39,198 --> 00:32:42,615
♪ When we first met
788
00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:48,518
♪ You were standin' by the pool
789
00:32:50,278 --> 00:32:54,800
♪ Smokin' on a cigarette
790
00:32:57,803 --> 00:33:00,806
♪ You asked me
791
00:33:00,806 --> 00:33:05,086
♪ To the Sadie Hawkin's dance
792
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,850
♪ I spent all night
793
00:33:10,850 --> 00:33:15,441
♪ Trying to get into your
794
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:21,896
♪ Hey Jules
795
00:33:22,966 --> 00:33:26,314
♪ What we gonna do
796
00:33:29,317 --> 00:33:32,493
♪ Come September
797
00:33:32,493 --> 00:33:36,462
♪ And when you go off to school
798
00:33:39,534 --> 00:33:42,779
♪ Hey Jules
799
00:33:42,779 --> 00:33:46,610
♪ Did ya play me for a fool
800
00:33:49,786 --> 00:33:52,582
♪ you
801
00:33:52,582 --> 00:34:13,258
♪ I'll never let go of you
802
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:22,922
- Nice shot, man.
803
00:34:22,922 --> 00:34:24,510
- Thank you, bro.
804
00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:28,549
That still doesn't explain
805
00:34:28,549 --> 00:34:30,206
why you took his
baseball card though.
806
00:34:30,206 --> 00:34:32,104
- Well, 'cause I was
mad at Mike about something,
807
00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:33,623
so I just stole it to
piss him off, you know.
808
00:34:33,623 --> 00:34:35,142
Stupid kid stuff.
809
00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:36,591
- I'll tell ya, the
stupid kid stuff is the fact
810
00:34:36,591 --> 00:34:39,215
that eight years later
he's still pissed about it.
811
00:34:39,215 --> 00:34:41,769
- Wait 'til he finds out
l only got 40 bucks for it.
812
00:34:41,769 --> 00:34:43,460
- You gotta be
kiddin' me, you only got 40?
813
00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:44,737
- Yeah, can you
believe that jack ass
814
00:34:44,737 --> 00:34:47,119
thought he was gonna
retire off that?
815
00:34:49,535 --> 00:34:52,124
- I mean, why was it so
urgent to get out of town
816
00:34:52,124 --> 00:34:54,368
and then why not call
anybody all this time?
817
00:34:54,368 --> 00:34:55,748
- Oh, come on, Paulie, man.
818
00:34:55,748 --> 00:34:58,234
If anybody was gonna
get it, it'd be you.
819
00:34:58,234 --> 00:35:00,753
- Bro, I have no idea
what you're talkin' about.
820
00:35:00,753 --> 00:35:04,723
- Well, the reason l left
the way I did was because,
821
00:35:04,723 --> 00:35:06,414
well, you know, I accepted
something about myself
822
00:35:06,414 --> 00:35:08,658
that I knew you guys couldn't.
823
00:35:08,658 --> 00:35:10,384
- I mean, we were your
best friends, man.
824
00:35:10,384 --> 00:35:12,558
What wouldn't we
accept about ya?
825
00:35:16,631 --> 00:35:20,152
- Paulie, I'm gay.
826
00:35:24,501 --> 00:35:26,054
- Hey, you know...
827
00:35:27,504 --> 00:35:30,473
If I'm honest with
myself, I probably,
828
00:35:30,473 --> 00:35:32,716
it probably crossed my mind
a couple of times, but just--
829
00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:33,683
- You never
allowed yourself
830
00:35:33,683 --> 00:35:35,305
to really believe it, right?
831
00:35:36,410 --> 00:35:38,205
- Yeah, yeah, I guess.
832
00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:41,587
- Yeah, well, welcome to the
first 25 years of my life, man.
833
00:35:44,003 --> 00:35:48,629
- So, what, that's just
what you do now or--
834
00:35:48,629 --> 00:35:51,563
- No, dude, dude,
that's who I am now.
835
00:35:51,563 --> 00:35:55,498
- Yeah, yeah,
that's what I meant.
836
00:35:55,498 --> 00:36:00,572
- Just hit the ball, come on.
837
00:36:04,748 --> 00:36:06,267
Made you nervous, didn't l?
838
00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:08,752
- Little
bit, little bit.
839
00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:11,169
- I'm tellin' you, my
dad flipped when I told him.
840
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,930
- I'm sure,
what did he say?
841
00:36:13,930 --> 00:36:15,138
- Well, you can imagine, right?
842
00:36:15,138 --> 00:36:16,967
I mean, my dad's like
old school, like,
843
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,900
it was the hardest thing
I ever had to do, man.
844
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,799
You know, I just really
prepared my announcement to him.
845
00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:23,146
And then one night at dinner.
846
00:36:23,146 --> 00:36:24,699
I just says to him,
847
00:36:24,699 --> 00:36:28,703
"Dad, could you pass the
salt to a homosexual?"
848
00:36:28,703 --> 00:36:32,017
And my Dad just stayed
real quiet for a long time.
849
00:36:32,017 --> 00:36:36,090
And then he says to me, "Are
you seeing a psychiatrist?"
850
00:36:36,090 --> 00:36:39,369
Like I got some kind of
sickness or something.
851
00:36:39,369 --> 00:36:43,304
And then he says to
me, with real disgust,
852
00:36:43,304 --> 00:36:44,892
"Be safe."
853
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,484
Yeah, and that was
it, man, that was it.
854
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,728
That was it.
855
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:56,593
- Hey, Dez.
856
00:36:56,593 --> 00:36:58,906
Can we talk for a second
about what a stupid idea it is
857
00:36:58,906 --> 00:37:01,598
to have a softball game
for a bachelor party?
858
00:37:01,598 --> 00:37:03,290
I mean, come on.
859
00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,223
What the hell is that all about?
860
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,431
You know what we
should be doin'?
861
00:37:06,431 --> 00:37:07,673
- Yeah,
playin' basketball.
862
00:37:07,673 --> 00:37:09,123
- No, man, we should
be gettin' a limo
863
00:37:09,123 --> 00:37:10,504
and we should be packin'
it full of strippers
864
00:37:10,504 --> 00:37:13,472
and we should all be
gettin', you know,
865
00:37:13,472 --> 00:37:14,922
on our way down
to Atlantic City.
866
00:37:14,922 --> 00:37:16,303
- Yeah, our wives
would love that.
867
00:37:16,303 --> 00:37:17,545
Look, he wants to play softball,
we're playin' softball.
868
00:37:17,545 --> 00:37:19,444
- Oh, my God, softball,
that's a lot of fun.
869
00:37:19,444 --> 00:37:20,893
- You all right?
870
00:37:20,893 --> 00:37:22,067
He said,
871
00:37:22,067 --> 00:37:24,069
he says you were
judgmental yesterday.
872
00:37:24,069 --> 00:37:25,450
- Who did, he did?
873
00:37:26,313 --> 00:37:28,556
Paulie said I was
being judgmental?
874
00:37:28,556 --> 00:37:30,248
- Yeah.
875
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,146
- He said that to you?
876
00:37:32,146 --> 00:37:33,251
When?
877
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,769
- The other day.
878
00:37:34,769 --> 00:37:36,323
- He said I was being
judgmental the other day?
879
00:37:36,323 --> 00:37:37,565
To you?
- Yeah.
880
00:37:37,565 --> 00:37:39,498
- He didn't say shit to
me, look, I was just,
881
00:37:39,498 --> 00:37:40,775
what, the other day, we talked.
882
00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:42,018
I was just telling him
what my feelings were,
883
00:37:42,018 --> 00:37:43,157
you know what I mean?
884
00:37:43,157 --> 00:37:44,296
I mean, he's my brother.
885
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:45,539
I can't give him advice?
886
00:37:45,539 --> 00:37:47,437
- Don't give him advice
unless he asks for it.
887
00:37:47,437 --> 00:37:48,990
- No, that's what an older
brother's supposed to do.
888
00:37:48,990 --> 00:37:50,992
You know Paulie, he's
not gonna ask for advice.
889
00:37:50,992 --> 00:37:53,098
- Just do everyone
a favor, all right.
890
00:37:53,098 --> 00:37:54,272
Just for the next couple days,
891
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,584
keep your opinions
about Sue to yourself.
892
00:37:58,379 --> 00:38:00,726
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's that mean?
893
00:38:00,726 --> 00:38:03,039
Did he say I said
somethin' about Sue?
894
00:38:04,109 --> 00:38:06,456
Jesus Christ, look, I'm just
lookin' out for him, man.
895
00:38:06,456 --> 00:38:08,216
I mean, seriously, do you
think he's doing this thing
896
00:38:08,216 --> 00:38:09,770
because he loves this girl?
897
00:38:09,770 --> 00:38:12,911
Or do you think he's doing
it because he knocked her up?
898
00:38:12,911 --> 00:38:15,223
- No, I think he's doing it
for all the right reasons.
899
00:38:15,223 --> 00:38:16,673
He loves her.
900
00:38:17,709 --> 00:38:19,297
- I still don't
understand why you would
901
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,471
let his asinine
comments bother you.
902
00:38:21,471 --> 00:38:23,266
- Sue, how
could they not bother me?
903
00:38:23,266 --> 00:38:24,371
- Well, because they
would only bother you
904
00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:25,717
if they were true.
905
00:38:25,717 --> 00:38:28,340
- Look, he's my brother
and my best man.
906
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:30,687
He's supposed to be
supportive, all right.
907
00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:32,827
Just think about what his
speech is gonna be like.
908
00:38:32,827 --> 00:38:35,485
To Paulie and Sue, I think
you're makin' a huge mistake.
909
00:38:35,485 --> 00:38:37,901
But good luck,
you're gonna need it.
910
00:38:37,901 --> 00:38:39,455
- What do you think, Paulie?
911
00:38:39,455 --> 00:38:41,353
You think we're
making a mistake?
912
00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:42,561
- What, what
are you talking about?
913
00:38:42,561 --> 00:38:43,700
No.
914
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,288
- Well, are you
excited to get married?
915
00:38:45,288 --> 00:38:47,463
- Sue, of course I'm
excited to get married.
916
00:38:47,463 --> 00:38:49,396
I mean, look, all I'm saying
917
00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:51,570
is maybe Jimbo shouldn't
be the best man,
918
00:38:51,570 --> 00:38:53,814
if he feels the way he does.
919
00:38:53,814 --> 00:38:55,643
I mean, think about it, it
just doesn't feel right.
920
00:38:55,643 --> 00:38:57,680
- How do you feel, Paulie?
921
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,026
- I mean, would you
still have proposed to me
922
00:38:59,026 --> 00:39:00,061
if I weren't pregnant?
923
00:39:00,061 --> 00:39:02,616
Of course, but, look.
924
00:39:02,616 --> 00:39:05,032
It's an unfair question,
because you are pregnant.
925
00:39:05,032 --> 00:39:06,413
And, you know,
926
00:39:06,413 --> 00:39:10,348
I'm not going to put
myself into a hypothetical.
927
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,488
- If you're doing this out
of some kind of obligation,
928
00:39:12,488 --> 00:39:14,352
Paulie, then you
can forget about it.
929
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:17,078
I want to get married to you.
930
00:39:17,078 --> 00:39:18,563
'Cause I love you.
931
00:39:18,563 --> 00:39:20,496
But if you don't feel
the same way about me,
932
00:39:20,496 --> 00:39:22,118
then you can just
forget about it.
933
00:39:22,118 --> 00:39:23,361
Forget about it.
- Sue, Sue.
934
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,259
Of course I feel the same way.
935
00:39:25,259 --> 00:39:27,365
You know, you're
being irrational.
936
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,229
Yes, I love you, but can
I say that positively,
937
00:39:30,229 --> 00:39:34,199
you know, I'm ready to
get married and have kids?
938
00:39:34,199 --> 00:39:35,959
I don't know.
939
00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:37,547
- Excuse me?
940
00:39:37,547 --> 00:39:40,550
Then what are we
doing here, Paulie?
941
00:39:40,550 --> 00:39:41,793
What?
942
00:39:41,793 --> 00:39:43,967
- Look, look, this
is real life, okay.
943
00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:46,418
You know, these are the
cards we were dealt.
944
00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:47,937
- The cards we were dealt?
945
00:39:47,937 --> 00:39:49,525
This is not a God
damn hand of poker
946
00:39:49,525 --> 00:39:51,975
that's poppin' out
of my belly, Paulie.
947
00:39:53,494 --> 00:39:56,773
- Sue, this is crazy, we're
getting married in three days.
948
00:39:56,773 --> 00:39:58,085
I just told you
what my brother said
949
00:39:58,085 --> 00:40:00,570
'cause it pissed me off.
950
00:40:02,607 --> 00:40:05,679
Jesus.
951
00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:08,026
- You know,
l was thinkin'.
952
00:40:08,026 --> 00:40:10,200
You should get into
upper management.
953
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,409
- I was in upper management.
954
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,686
- No, no, I'm not
talkin' about work,
955
00:40:12,686 --> 00:40:14,273
I'm talkin' about your
family, your new wife.
956
00:40:14,273 --> 00:40:15,585
You guys should start a family.
957
00:40:15,585 --> 00:40:17,311
It'd settle you down, man.
958
00:40:17,311 --> 00:40:19,762
Get rid of all that
noise in your head.
959
00:40:19,762 --> 00:40:21,591
- Where's this comin' from?
960
00:40:22,799 --> 00:40:24,352
- It's just,
961
00:40:24,352 --> 00:40:26,320
you know, you have a kid,
you walk in the light.
962
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,080
You, I don't know,
963
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,117
it gives you a reason to
wake up in the morning.
964
00:40:31,049 --> 00:40:32,153
Walk in the light?
965
00:40:32,153 --> 00:40:33,879
- Yeah.
966
00:40:34,846 --> 00:40:36,226
What, it's too much?
967
00:40:37,331 --> 00:40:38,505
- Hold on.
- Too heavy?
968
00:40:38,505 --> 00:40:39,471
- Yo.
969
00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:40,990
- What the fuck?
970
00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:41,956
- What?
971
00:40:41,956 --> 00:40:43,993
- Where are you?
972
00:40:43,993 --> 00:40:46,236
- What, I'm gettin'
lunch with Dez, why?
973
00:40:46,236 --> 00:40:47,893
- You asked me if you could
work a couple days this week.
974
00:40:47,893 --> 00:40:49,757
Don't you remember askin'
me if you could work today?
975
00:40:49,757 --> 00:40:50,862
- Did we say today?
976
00:40:50,862 --> 00:40:52,450
- Yeah, we said today.
977
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,348
- I fuckin' forgot, I
was gettin' tuxedo's with Dez.
978
00:40:54,348 --> 00:40:56,384
- Yeah, I got mine
this morning, nice.
979
00:40:56,384 --> 00:40:58,594
Cummerbund, forget
about it, it's all over.
980
00:40:58,594 --> 00:41:00,941
- Damn, I got busy,
man, we can't do this tomorrow?
981
00:41:00,941 --> 00:41:02,080
- No, we can't do it tomorrow.
982
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,530
Tomorrow's Paulie's
softball game.
983
00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:04,910
You know, Jimbo, you're really
kind of screwin' me here.
984
00:41:04,910 --> 00:41:06,153
I'm short a man,
I got a job to do.
985
00:41:06,153 --> 00:41:08,051
- Fuck, come on,
Mike, God damn it.
986
00:41:08,051 --> 00:41:10,329
I'm goin' through some shit in
my life, real shit right now.
987
00:41:10,329 --> 00:41:11,434
And you're givin' me a hard time
988
00:41:11,434 --> 00:41:13,471
about edging some fuckin' lawn?
989
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,576
I'll talk to you later.
990
00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:22,583
- You're wrong.
991
00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:23,550
Wally Schirra never
walked on the moon.
992
00:41:25,103 --> 00:41:28,002
- So, my little guy's jumping
up and down on the bed, right.
993
00:41:28,002 --> 00:41:31,385
And he says to me, he says,
"Hey, pull my finger," right.
994
00:41:31,385 --> 00:41:34,492
So I pull his finger,
but instead of farting,
995
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,495
the little guy, he's in
shorts, and he shits himself.
996
00:41:38,703 --> 00:41:40,498
He's jumping up and
down on his bed.
997
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,947
- Poor kid.
- And the little guy
998
00:41:41,947 --> 00:41:43,639
- He followed through.
- shits himself
999
00:41:43,639 --> 00:41:44,916
right then and there.
1000
00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:46,469
- What did you do?
1001
00:41:46,469 --> 00:41:48,885
- I said, "Son, you're an
idiot, clean your shit up."
1002
00:41:48,885 --> 00:41:50,853
- Oh, that's really
understanding of you, man.
1003
00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:54,166
- No, no, listen,
you gotta learn.
1004
00:41:54,166 --> 00:41:57,066
If you shit yourself,
you gotta pick it up.
1005
00:41:57,066 --> 00:41:59,068
- I don't like that story
at all, it's kind of sad.
1006
00:41:59,068 --> 00:42:00,276
- You know what, cousin Mike,
you gotta tell the story
1007
00:42:00,276 --> 00:42:01,726
about the time you
pissed in your pants.
1008
00:42:01,726 --> 00:42:02,934
- Which time was that?
1009
00:42:02,934 --> 00:42:04,349
- Which time was
that, what was it?
1010
00:42:04,349 --> 00:42:05,557
In Sisters Dorothy's
class, you were,
1011
00:42:05,557 --> 00:42:06,800
I think, in 11th grade.
1012
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,043
- Sister Dorothy's
class was 4th grade.
1013
00:42:09,043 --> 00:42:10,528
But you know what,
let Jimbo tell it.
1014
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,184
'Cause he was in the class,
he sat right behind me.
1015
00:42:12,184 --> 00:42:13,531
- No, it was 6th grade.
1016
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,877
- 6th grade, what difference,
I pissed my pants.
1017
00:42:14,877 --> 00:42:16,395
Who cares what grade it was?
1018
00:42:16,395 --> 00:42:17,845
- Jimbo.
1019
00:42:17,845 --> 00:42:19,744
- Yeah, okay, so we're
in Sister Dorothy's class
1020
00:42:19,744 --> 00:42:22,332
and Mikey's sittin' two seats
up in front of me, right.
1021
00:42:23,851 --> 00:42:25,163
He says, he raises his hand,
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
1022
00:42:25,163 --> 00:42:26,682
And she says, "No."
1023
00:42:26,682 --> 00:42:30,202
All right, so 10 minutes pass
and he raises his hand again,
1024
00:42:30,202 --> 00:42:31,479
and he says, "Can I
go to the bathroom?"
1025
00:42:31,479 --> 00:42:32,550
And she says, "No," again.
1026
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:33,758
- And she knows I'm suffering,
1027
00:42:33,758 --> 00:42:35,242
'cause she can see
the pain in my eyes.
1028
00:42:35,242 --> 00:42:37,831
And you know what, she doesn't
care, because she's a nun.
1029
00:42:37,831 --> 00:42:40,109
And she likes to
see kids suffer.
1030
00:42:40,109 --> 00:42:41,628
- Yeah, and this was a big day.
1031
00:42:41,628 --> 00:42:43,388
We had, like, these special
reports due, this book report.
1032
00:42:43,388 --> 00:42:44,354
And he had just,
1033
00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:46,149
you had done this thing on,
1034
00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:48,255
you had drawn this
picture of Tom Seaver.
1035
00:42:48,255 --> 00:42:49,946
Remember, you spent
days doing it?
1036
00:42:49,946 --> 00:42:52,052
This really
passionate, intense--
1037
00:42:52,052 --> 00:42:52,949
- It was awesome.
1038
00:42:52,949 --> 00:42:54,226
It had to be passionate.
1039
00:42:54,226 --> 00:42:55,676
'Cause it was about
the '69 Mets, right.
1040
00:42:55,676 --> 00:42:57,195
Tom Seaver, your favorite.
1041
00:42:57,195 --> 00:42:58,748
So I drew the picture of
Tom Terrific on the mound.
1042
00:42:58,748 --> 00:43:01,648
Wham with that fast ball,
inside out cuttin' action.
1043
00:43:01,648 --> 00:43:02,856
Go ahead.
1044
00:43:02,856 --> 00:43:04,582
- So, some other kid's
readin' this report.
1045
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,859
And I hear whimperin'.
1046
00:43:05,859 --> 00:43:08,620
And I look up, and it's
Mikey and he's shakin'.
1047
00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:10,001
Okay, and I'm wonderin'
what the hell's is goin' on.
1048
00:43:10,001 --> 00:43:11,934
And I look down and I
notice there's a big,
1049
00:43:11,934 --> 00:43:14,730
there's a pool of
piss in his seat.
1050
00:43:14,730 --> 00:43:18,078
And it's drippin' down,
right on top of Tom Seaver.
1051
00:43:18,078 --> 00:43:20,390
Right on top of his
report, this poor kid.
1052
00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:23,255
And then the other kids are
noticing, and he starts to cry.
1053
00:43:23,255 --> 00:43:24,705
Okay.
1054
00:43:24,705 --> 00:43:27,432
And then Sister Dorothy notices,
and you know what she says?
1055
00:43:27,432 --> 00:43:30,469
- She says, "Stop
being such a baby."
1056
00:43:30,469 --> 00:43:31,643
- That's fucked up.
1057
00:43:31,643 --> 00:43:33,818
- Yeah, but what does
my big brother do?
1058
00:43:33,818 --> 00:43:35,613
I mean, the protector
of all of us.
1059
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,718
- Jimbo, check this out,
comes over to my desk,
1060
00:43:37,718 --> 00:43:39,893
grabs me by my hand, and he
says, "Come on, we're leavin'."
1061
00:43:39,893 --> 00:43:41,964
And he just walks me
through the class.
1062
00:43:41,964 --> 00:43:43,586
And he walks me
right up to the door.
1063
00:43:43,586 --> 00:43:44,829
And Sister Dorothy goes,
1064
00:43:44,829 --> 00:43:47,072
"Where do you two
think you're going?"
1065
00:43:47,072 --> 00:43:49,143
- How the fuck have l
never heard this story?
1066
00:43:49,143 --> 00:43:50,455
- You've heard
this story before.
1067
00:43:50,455 --> 00:43:52,043
- I have never heard
this story, before.
1068
00:43:52,043 --> 00:43:53,527
- You know, you were
probably too busy worrying
1069
00:43:53,527 --> 00:43:54,666
about how to get
the band together
1070
00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,392
or something like that
1071
00:43:56,392 --> 00:43:58,187
- You guys don't wanna rock?
1072
00:43:58,187 --> 00:43:59,395
- I do wanna rock.
1073
00:43:59,395 --> 00:44:00,914
I just don't want
you to keep asking me
1074
00:44:00,914 --> 00:44:02,847
what fuckin' dot we're on,
you know what I'm sayin'?
1075
00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:05,953
- You're a bunch of dicks.
1076
00:44:05,953 --> 00:44:07,472
I don't know why I
call you friends.
1077
00:44:07,472 --> 00:44:08,404
- Come on, guys, let
Jimbo finish the story.
1078
00:44:08,404 --> 00:44:09,647
- Finish the story.
1079
00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,165
- And I said, "Get
out of our way."
1080
00:44:11,165 --> 00:44:12,304
- No, that's not what he said,
1081
00:44:12,304 --> 00:44:13,754
That's not what he said.
1082
00:44:13,754 --> 00:44:15,756
Jimbo looks at Sister
Dorothy and says, I quote,
1083
00:44:15,756 --> 00:44:17,655
"Get the fuck out of our way."
1084
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,242
- All right, but
here's the best part.
1085
00:44:19,242 --> 00:44:20,209
- What's better than that?
1086
00:44:20,209 --> 00:44:21,348
- So, here's the best part.
1087
00:44:21,348 --> 00:44:22,590
She does.
1088
00:44:22,590 --> 00:44:24,006
She clears outta the way.
1089
00:44:24,006 --> 00:44:26,456
They walk right outta the front
door of the school and go.
1090
00:44:27,354 --> 00:44:29,667
That's the kind of
big brother I got.
1091
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,047
To big Jim, huh.
1092
00:44:31,047 --> 00:44:32,635
My best man.
1093
00:44:32,635 --> 00:44:33,705
- I'll toast to that.
1094
00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:35,465
- Jimbo.
1095
00:44:35,465 --> 00:44:37,157
- Jimbo, that was
beautiful, man.
1096
00:44:37,157 --> 00:44:38,814
- To
Jimbo, come on, bro.
1097
00:44:38,814 --> 00:44:40,850
- What about me, I'm
the one that pissed my pants.
1098
00:44:40,850 --> 00:44:42,472
- Hey, Paulie, would
you be pissed at me
1099
00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:43,922
if I didn't come
to your wedding?
1100
00:44:43,922 --> 00:44:46,166
'Cause I'm startin' to
feel kinda weird about it.
1101
00:44:46,166 --> 00:44:47,650
- Look, I know you're drunk,
1102
00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:49,169
so I'm not going to pay
too much attention to this,
1103
00:44:49,169 --> 00:44:50,860
but what the hell are
you feelin' weird about?
1104
00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:52,241
- I don't even
have a girlfriend.
1105
00:44:52,241 --> 00:44:53,552
I don't have a girlfriend,
1106
00:44:53,552 --> 00:44:54,761
I live in the same
house I grew up in,
1107
00:44:54,761 --> 00:44:56,694
l got the same job I
had since High School.
1108
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,212
That'd be great if
I was 23 years old,
1109
00:44:58,212 --> 00:44:59,558
but I'm not 23 years old.
1110
00:44:59,558 --> 00:45:01,837
I'm 33 years old.
1111
00:45:01,837 --> 00:45:03,597
When am I gonna have a
family, he's got a family.
1112
00:45:03,597 --> 00:45:06,117
He's got two beautiful boys,
you're starting a family.
1113
00:45:06,117 --> 00:45:08,533
When's my family, what,
when I'm an old man?
1114
00:45:08,533 --> 00:45:10,397
- What's that gotta do with
you not going to his wedding?
1115
00:45:10,397 --> 00:45:11,639
- A lot.
1116
00:45:11,639 --> 00:45:13,055
I don't want everyone
asking me about Jen
1117
00:45:13,055 --> 00:45:14,953
and be answering questions
about Jen all night.
1118
00:45:14,953 --> 00:45:17,024
- Who's gonna be asking?
1119
00:45:17,024 --> 00:45:18,301
Who?
1120
00:45:18,301 --> 00:45:20,062
- Listen to me, Michael,
you're my cousin, right?
1121
00:45:20,062 --> 00:45:21,822
You're coming to my wedding.
1122
00:45:21,822 --> 00:45:23,030
- All right, Paulie, okay.
1123
00:45:23,030 --> 00:45:24,135
- Go to bed.
1124
00:45:24,135 --> 00:45:25,619
- All right, all right.
1125
00:45:26,654 --> 00:45:27,966
- Get some sleep.
1126
00:45:27,966 --> 00:45:29,347
- Get out.
1127
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,039
- I'm gonna call her.
1128
00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:33,282
- No, no, you're not
gonna call anybody, all right?
1129
00:45:33,282 --> 00:45:34,559
You're gonna go to bed.
1130
00:45:34,559 --> 00:45:35,698
We got softball first
thing in the morning.
1131
00:45:35,698 --> 00:45:36,941
- You're right, you're right.
1132
00:45:36,941 --> 00:45:38,494
- Hey, see you tomorrow.
1133
00:45:38,494 --> 00:45:40,910
- Hey, why don't you wake
up the whole neighborhood?
1134
00:45:42,187 --> 00:45:44,465
Smarten up.
1135
00:45:44,465 --> 00:45:47,814
- Enough already, my
kids are sleeping.
1136
00:45:47,814 --> 00:45:49,229
- I'm sorry, Dez.
1137
00:45:53,060 --> 00:45:56,236
Hey, Pop, let's go fish.
1138
00:45:56,236 --> 00:45:59,273
- Isn't gettin'
married so much fun?
1139
00:45:59,273 --> 00:46:01,137
- Oh yeah,
yeah, a lot of fun.
1140
00:46:01,137 --> 00:46:02,414
A lot of fun.
1141
00:46:02,414 --> 00:46:07,350
- Paulie, every time
a guy gets married,
1142
00:46:07,592 --> 00:46:09,214
he gets divorced
from his friends.
1143
00:46:09,214 --> 00:46:10,802
And his buddies are
never going to be
1144
00:46:10,802 --> 00:46:12,873
100% supportive of that.
1145
00:46:12,873 --> 00:46:14,737
- This has been a weird
week, you know, I mean,
1146
00:46:14,737 --> 00:46:18,776
like Jimbo all of a
sudden seemed like
his old-self tonight.
1147
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,467
Right?
- Yeah.
1148
00:46:20,467 --> 00:46:23,332
- I'm thinkin' I should just
keep him as the best man.
1149
00:46:23,332 --> 00:46:25,127
But then I got cousin Mike
1150
00:46:25,127 --> 00:46:26,680
telling me he doesn't wanna
go to the fuckin' wedding.
1151
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,095
I mean, what the
hell is that about?
1152
00:46:28,095 --> 00:46:29,338
- It's training you for kids.
1153
00:46:29,338 --> 00:46:31,374
It's God's way of
training you for kids.
1154
00:46:31,374 --> 00:46:32,651
I mean, every day you wake up,
1155
00:46:32,651 --> 00:46:34,377
they can completely have
a different personality.
1156
00:46:34,377 --> 00:46:35,585
Trust me.
1157
00:46:35,585 --> 00:46:36,794
- Man, I
gotta tell you, Dez,
1158
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,348
I'm freakin' out about that man.
1159
00:46:39,348 --> 00:46:43,283
I mean, how do you
the whole kids thing?
1160
00:46:44,249 --> 00:46:45,837
- I mean, honestly?
1161
00:46:45,837 --> 00:46:48,253
If you have one kid,
1162
00:46:48,253 --> 00:46:50,635
right, you loose a
little bit of your life,
1163
00:46:50,635 --> 00:46:54,259
a little free time, a
Iittle bit of your freedom.
1164
00:46:56,227 --> 00:46:59,955
You have two kids, your
life is over, Jojo.
1165
00:46:59,955 --> 00:47:02,543
- So why do it, I mean...
1166
00:47:03,510 --> 00:47:06,064
Why did you and Tina
have another kid?
1167
00:47:06,064 --> 00:47:07,997
- What do you do
with your free time?
1168
00:47:07,997 --> 00:47:09,619
Honestly, what do you do?
1169
00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:11,000
You watch TV.
1170
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,933
You go and hang out with
these knuckle heads.
1171
00:47:12,933 --> 00:47:14,486
You jerk off, right.
1172
00:47:14,486 --> 00:47:18,697
Listen to me, free time, it's
not all it's cracked up to be.
1173
00:47:19,802 --> 00:47:23,219
But at the end of the
night, if I couldn't,
1174
00:47:23,219 --> 00:47:24,358
you know...
1175
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,810
If I couldn't go upstairs
1176
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,123
and check in on my little boys,
1177
00:47:30,123 --> 00:47:31,572
you know, if I
couldn't look at 'em
1178
00:47:31,572 --> 00:47:33,436
and make sure they're okay,
1179
00:47:34,541 --> 00:47:36,681
you know, my life,
1180
00:47:39,408 --> 00:47:43,688
my life would be empty,
is what it would be.
1181
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:47,243
Look, there are
people that know,
1182
00:47:47,243 --> 00:47:48,762
and there are people
that don't know.
1183
00:47:48,762 --> 00:47:53,491
And you, my man, are about
to be a man that knows.
1184
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,321
All right?
1185
00:47:56,321 --> 00:47:58,806
- All right, thank you.
1186
00:47:58,806 --> 00:48:00,532
- No fear.
1187
00:48:00,532 --> 00:48:01,740
- You sleep tight.
1188
00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:03,501
- Hey, psst, Paulie.
1189
00:48:05,123 --> 00:48:08,747
You know, I'm doin' this
whole band thing for you.
1190
00:48:08,747 --> 00:48:11,164
So, you know, if you
don't wanna do it,
1191
00:48:11,164 --> 00:48:12,544
just let me know, all right?
1192
00:48:12,544 --> 00:48:15,754
- Dez, I'm into it, all right.
1193
00:48:15,754 --> 00:48:17,549
- Nice.
1194
00:48:17,549 --> 00:48:19,827
That's good, hey, if you
could just get the other guys
1195
00:48:19,827 --> 00:48:22,106
a little excited about
it, that would great.
1196
00:48:22,106 --> 00:48:23,555
Because it's important.
1197
00:48:23,555 --> 00:48:25,730
I mean, it's really
important that we do this.
1198
00:48:25,730 --> 00:48:27,007
All right?
1199
00:48:27,007 --> 00:48:28,664
Hey, hey, Paulie.
1200
00:48:29,527 --> 00:48:32,530
And just remember,
when we rock out,
1201
00:48:32,530 --> 00:48:35,567
shirts are optional, baby.
1202
00:48:35,567 --> 00:48:37,224
- Go to bed, Desmond.
1203
00:50:35,308 --> 00:50:37,137
- These guys
have uniforms, we're
gonna get crushed.
1204
00:50:37,137 --> 00:50:38,863
- All right, let's
go, bring it in here.
1205
00:50:38,863 --> 00:50:40,934
Come on now, take a knee.
1206
00:50:43,488 --> 00:50:45,766
- Get your hat off,
Jimbo, let's go, hats off.
1207
00:50:45,766 --> 00:50:47,320
- I'm good, I'm good.
1208
00:50:48,321 --> 00:50:51,565
- Our father who art in
heaven, hallowed be thy name,
1209
00:50:51,565 --> 00:50:53,843
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
1210
00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:55,707
on Earth as it is in heaven.
1211
00:50:55,707 --> 00:50:57,813
Give us this day,
our daily bread.
1212
00:50:57,813 --> 00:50:59,642
Forgive us for our trespasses,
1213
00:50:59,642 --> 00:51:02,162
as we forgive those who
trespass against us.
1214
00:51:02,162 --> 00:51:06,063
And lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil.
1215
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:07,271
Amen.
1216
00:51:07,271 --> 00:51:08,824
- All right, bring it
in here real quick,
1217
00:51:08,824 --> 00:51:10,550
we do buttered tongue on three.
1218
00:51:10,550 --> 00:51:11,585
One, two, three.
1219
00:51:11,585 --> 00:51:13,346
Buttered tongue.
1220
00:51:13,346 --> 00:51:15,037
- It's goin' right out there.
1221
00:51:24,943 --> 00:51:27,187
- All right, Jimbo,
get ready to move.
1222
00:51:28,154 --> 00:51:29,914
- Come on, Paulie,
do your thing.
1223
00:51:29,914 --> 00:51:31,881
- Come on, Paulie.
1224
00:51:31,881 --> 00:51:32,813
Paulie.
1225
00:51:32,813 --> 00:51:33,987
Paulie, let's go, Paulie.
1226
00:51:38,578 --> 00:51:39,648
Coney lsland, huh?
1227
00:51:39,648 --> 00:51:41,581
What do you say to that, hotdog?
1228
00:51:41,581 --> 00:51:43,410
- Come on, big mouth.
1229
00:51:43,410 --> 00:51:44,722
Come on, big mouth.
1230
00:51:49,244 --> 00:51:50,969
- Nice rip, cuz.
1231
00:51:50,969 --> 00:51:51,936
Good to see you've
been the cages.
1232
00:51:51,936 --> 00:51:53,800
- Nice one, Mike, way to go.
1233
00:52:18,342 --> 00:52:19,343
- I got it, I got it.
1234
00:52:19,343 --> 00:52:20,861
You're out, I got it.
1235
00:52:20,861 --> 00:52:22,656
What the fuck is
your fuckin' problem?
1236
00:52:22,656 --> 00:52:24,106
- What the fuck are
you talkin' about?
1237
00:52:24,106 --> 00:52:25,211
It was my ball, you
shouldn't have even tried
1238
00:52:25,211 --> 00:52:26,143
to fuckin' get it.
1239
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,316
- They why didn't you get it?
1240
00:52:27,316 --> 00:52:28,869
- Because you fuckin'
called for it.
1241
00:52:28,869 --> 00:52:30,216
I didn't wanna get
barreled over by you,
1242
00:52:30,216 --> 00:52:31,700
- Fuck you.
1243
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:33,288
Listen, next time I call
for it, clear the fuck out.
1244
00:52:33,288 --> 00:52:34,565
I'm the center fielder.
1245
00:52:34,565 --> 00:52:36,394
- Hey, you know what,
Jimbo, fuck you, man.
1246
00:52:36,394 --> 00:52:37,809
- No, fuck you, man.
1247
00:52:37,809 --> 00:52:39,052
- Go fuck yourself.
- Fuck you.
1248
00:52:39,052 --> 00:52:39,984
- You've been
a fuckin' prick every--
1249
00:52:39,984 --> 00:52:41,503
- Fuck you, asshole.
1250
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,609
- All right,
all right, hey, break it up.
1251
00:52:44,609 --> 00:52:47,164
- Hey, get
off, get off, get off.
1252
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:49,131
- Hey,
hey, hey, knock it off.
1253
00:52:50,339 --> 00:52:51,375
- You mother
fucker, Paulie!
1254
00:52:51,375 --> 00:52:52,341
- Come on, relax.
1255
00:52:52,341 --> 00:52:53,342
- I'll fuck you up.
1256
00:52:53,342 --> 00:52:54,792
- Hey, hey, hey.
1257
00:52:54,792 --> 00:52:56,794
Knock it off, knock it off.
1258
00:52:56,794 --> 00:52:58,313
- Come on, bitch.
- Fuck you.
1259
00:52:58,313 --> 00:52:59,555
- Hey.
1260
00:52:59,555 --> 00:53:00,246
- Paulie,
come on, seriously.
1261
00:53:00,246 --> 00:53:01,799
- You know what?
1262
00:53:01,799 --> 00:53:02,731
I'm fuckin' done, all right.
1263
00:53:02,731 --> 00:53:03,663
I'm goin' home.
1264
00:53:03,663 --> 00:53:04,974
- Good, you big pussy, go home.
1265
00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:06,183
Boohoo.
1266
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,667
- Hey, and you know,
another thing Jimbo,
1267
00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:08,944
how about this, you're
not gonna be my best man.
1268
00:53:08,944 --> 00:53:10,532
How about that,
you fuckin' prick.
1269
00:53:10,532 --> 00:53:12,085
- Bullshit,
what, because of this?
1270
00:53:12,085 --> 00:53:13,500
- Yeah, because of this.
1271
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,606
- It's a fuckin' softball
game, I'm your fuckin' brother.
1272
00:53:15,606 --> 00:53:16,848
- Yeah, well, then why don't you
1273
00:53:16,848 --> 00:53:19,023
fuckin' start acting
like one, ya fat fuck.
1274
00:53:19,023 --> 00:53:19,851
- Fuck you.
1275
00:53:19,851 --> 00:53:21,059
Fuck you, buddy.
1276
00:53:21,059 --> 00:53:22,164
I don't want to part
of your wedding anyway.
1277
00:53:22,164 --> 00:53:23,752
Fuck your fucking wedding.
1278
00:53:23,752 --> 00:53:25,132
- Don't say anything
you're gonna regret man.
1279
00:53:25,132 --> 00:53:26,341
- Man, fuck you.
1280
00:53:26,341 --> 00:53:37,214
And I'm the fuckin'
center fielder, bitch.
1281
00:53:41,183 --> 00:53:42,874
- Can I talk
to you about something?
1282
00:53:42,874 --> 00:53:43,806
- Jesus Christ, baby.
1283
00:53:43,806 --> 00:53:45,325
It's not a good time, trust me.
1284
00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:48,328
- Just hear me out, 'cause I
really need to talk to you.
1285
00:53:48,328 --> 00:53:51,642
- Why does everyone need to
fuckin' talk to me right now?
1286
00:53:51,642 --> 00:53:53,471
Are you crying?
1287
00:53:53,471 --> 00:53:55,266
- Like you give a shit.
1288
00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:56,716
- Of course I give a shit, baby,
1289
00:53:56,716 --> 00:53:58,131
But my brother just
fuckin' wigged out on me.
1290
00:53:58,131 --> 00:53:59,926
Just keep it
together, all right.
1291
00:53:59,926 --> 00:54:02,584
- You're a selfish
fucking asshole, you know that?
1292
00:54:02,584 --> 00:54:04,102
- What do you wanna do?
1293
00:54:04,102 --> 00:54:05,380
- Just go to hell.
- What do you want?
1294
00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:06,553
You wanna talk?
- Yeah, I wanna talk.
1295
00:54:06,553 --> 00:54:07,658
- All right,
then let's talk.
1296
00:54:07,658 --> 00:54:08,452
Right now.
- Then talk.
1297
00:54:08,452 --> 00:54:09,694
- Talk to me.
1298
00:54:09,694 --> 00:54:11,178
- Just, fuck you, I
can't stand your face.
1299
00:54:11,178 --> 00:54:12,421
- Bullshit, I'm listening,
talk to me, right now.
1300
00:54:14,285 --> 00:54:16,563
I'm fuckin' waiting,
I'm right here.
1301
00:54:19,773 --> 00:54:21,085
I'm gonna take a shower.
1302
00:54:21,085 --> 00:54:23,639
My fucking brother.
1303
00:54:45,834 --> 00:54:48,354
- Fuck.
1304
00:55:01,919 --> 00:55:04,231
- Hello?
1305
00:55:04,231 --> 00:55:05,888
- Hey Julianna, it's Paulie.
1306
00:55:05,888 --> 00:55:07,131
Look, is Jimbo around?
1307
00:55:07,131 --> 00:55:09,547
- Oh, no, he just left.
1308
00:55:09,547 --> 00:55:11,722
- If you speak to him later,
1309
00:55:11,722 --> 00:55:13,344
could you have him call me?
1310
00:55:13,344 --> 00:55:17,210
We just had a stupid situation
at the softball game.
1311
00:55:17,210 --> 00:55:20,662
And I just don't like
the way I left things.
1312
00:55:20,662 --> 00:55:23,320
- Fine Paulie, if I hear
from him, I'll tell him.
1313
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,769
- Hey, is everything all right?
1314
00:55:24,769 --> 00:55:26,978
You sound a little upset.
1315
00:55:26,978 --> 00:55:29,636
- No, everything's fine.
1316
00:55:29,636 --> 00:55:31,949
I'll pass on the message, okay.
1317
00:55:36,263 --> 00:55:38,024
- Boys, where you at?
1318
00:55:38,024 --> 00:55:39,991
We're in here, dad.
1319
00:55:41,061 --> 00:55:43,201
- Hey, grab your
axes, let's practice.
1320
00:55:43,201 --> 00:55:44,996
- Dad, we practiced all ready.
1321
00:55:44,996 --> 00:55:47,033
- Yo, gentlemen, when I
ask you to do something,
1322
00:55:47,033 --> 00:55:48,966
I expect you to do it.
1323
00:55:48,966 --> 00:55:50,381
Let's go, chop-chop.
1324
00:55:50,381 --> 00:55:51,624
Come on.
1325
00:55:59,010 --> 00:56:00,529
That's filthy.
1326
00:56:00,529 --> 00:56:01,599
- What you are talkin' about?
1327
00:56:01,599 --> 00:56:02,669
- Dude, it's awesome.
1328
00:56:02,669 --> 00:56:03,912
- Blues is awesome.
1329
00:56:03,912 --> 00:56:05,120
- All right, what were
we working on last week?
1330
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,880
- Dad, you know our
band is so lame.
1331
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,054
- What is it?
1332
00:56:08,054 --> 00:56:09,469
- It's Loverboy.
1333
00:56:09,469 --> 00:56:10,988
Something like that.
1334
00:56:10,988 --> 00:56:13,197
- Loverboy, '85, the best
of, let's go, rock out.
1335
00:56:13,197 --> 00:56:14,543
- No,
that was the worst of.
1336
00:56:14,543 --> 00:56:16,027
- Rock out.
- Fine.
1337
00:56:16,027 --> 00:56:17,926
- If you don't, I'm
gonna slap a headband on you.
1338
00:56:17,926 --> 00:56:18,685
Go.
1339
00:56:18,685 --> 00:56:19,617
- No.
1340
00:56:22,827 --> 00:56:23,759
- Grab your bass.
1341
00:56:23,759 --> 00:56:25,382
- Just play.
1342
00:56:29,869 --> 00:56:43,952
That's it, listen to each other.
1343
00:56:47,887 --> 00:56:49,889
- Ow.
1344
00:56:53,582 --> 00:56:55,791
- Exactly.
- Ready?
1345
00:56:55,791 --> 00:56:59,830
♪ I was born to run,
I was born to dream
1346
00:56:59,830 --> 00:57:02,660
♪ The craziest boy you ever seen
1347
00:57:02,660 --> 00:57:06,043
♪ I gotta do it my way
1348
00:57:06,043 --> 00:57:09,287
♪ Or no way at all
1349
00:57:09,287 --> 00:57:13,430
♪ And I was here to please,
I'm even on my knees
1350
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,398
♪ Makin' love to
whoever I please
1351
00:57:16,398 --> 00:57:19,953
♪ I gotta do it my way
1352
00:57:19,953 --> 00:57:22,508
♪ Or no way at all
1353
00:57:22,508 --> 00:57:23,750
- Mike, don't
you even wanna know
1354
00:57:23,750 --> 00:57:25,269
why I didn't call
you all these years?
1355
00:57:25,269 --> 00:57:26,753
- I really don't give
a shit at this point, TC.
1356
00:57:26,753 --> 00:57:28,272
- Come on, come on,
don't you think it would
1357
00:57:28,272 --> 00:57:29,584
have to be something really
heavy for me to just take off
1358
00:57:29,584 --> 00:57:31,482
not tell you about it, come on.
1359
00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:33,242
We shared everything,
man, when my mom died,
1360
00:57:33,242 --> 00:57:34,692
who did I go to first, huh?
1361
00:57:34,692 --> 00:57:35,831
I went to you.
1362
00:57:35,831 --> 00:57:36,867
We shared everything.
1363
00:57:36,867 --> 00:57:38,420
- Yeah, so I thought.
1364
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:40,146
I also thought we were
gonna go in together
1365
00:57:40,146 --> 00:57:41,561
on my dad's
landscaping business.
1366
00:57:41,561 --> 00:57:43,183
Not me, we.
1367
00:57:43,183 --> 00:57:44,944
Both of us.
- I know, I know.
1368
00:57:44,944 --> 00:57:46,221
- No one knows how
to get hold of you.
1369
00:57:46,221 --> 00:57:47,498
Your father doesn't even
know where to reach you.
1370
00:57:47,498 --> 00:57:49,017
And then, what, I'm
left holding the bag
1371
00:57:49,017 --> 00:57:50,536
on the landscaping business.
- I know, I know I didn't
1372
00:57:50,536 --> 00:57:52,054
handle it right, okay.
- Handle it?
1373
00:57:52,054 --> 00:57:54,747
You didn't handle anything,
what the fuck did you handle?
1374
00:57:57,232 --> 00:57:58,647
- Mike, I'm gay.
1375
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:02,755
- What?
1376
00:58:02,755 --> 00:58:05,516
- The reason I left was
'cause I'm a homosexual.
1377
00:58:08,243 --> 00:58:09,624
- You didn't talk to
me for eight years,
1378
00:58:09,624 --> 00:58:10,866
'cause you're a gay?
1379
00:58:10,866 --> 00:58:12,419
That doesn't even
make fuckin' sense.
1380
00:58:12,419 --> 00:58:14,180
- It does make sense, 'cause
when I told my dad about it,
1381
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,078
he couldn't deal with it, so
what's gonna make me think
1382
00:58:16,078 --> 00:58:18,046
that my friends could
handle it any better, huh?
1383
00:58:18,046 --> 00:58:19,219
- Because we were your friends,
1384
00:58:19,219 --> 00:58:20,842
And I was your best friend, man.
1385
00:58:20,842 --> 00:58:22,291
Jesus Christ, what
did you think?
1386
00:58:22,291 --> 00:58:24,570
I wasn't gonna talk to you
again for the rest of our lives?
1387
00:58:24,570 --> 00:58:26,054
That's what wound
up happening anyway.
1388
00:58:26,054 --> 00:58:28,021
Why didn't you
gamble on me, man?
1389
00:58:28,021 --> 00:58:31,438
- 'Cause I just didn't
think you'd understand.
1390
00:58:31,438 --> 00:58:33,510
- So you take my Tom
Seaver fuckin' rookie card?
1391
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,235
That was my favorite
card in the world.
1392
00:58:35,235 --> 00:58:36,685
That's the one you take?
- No, no, no, no.
1393
00:58:36,685 --> 00:58:38,515
Do you wanna know why I
stole your Tom Seaver card?
1394
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:39,895
- Yeah.
- You wanna know why
1395
00:58:39,895 --> 00:58:41,103
l stole your Tom Seaver card.
- I just said
1396
00:58:41,103 --> 00:58:42,346
l wanna know, what
are we arguing about?
1397
00:58:42,346 --> 00:58:43,796
- 'Cause I was pissed
at you man, that's why.
1398
00:58:43,796 --> 00:58:45,245
Can you imagine being gay,
1399
00:58:45,245 --> 00:58:46,902
and having your best
friend making faggot jokes
1400
00:58:46,902 --> 00:58:49,526
24/7, every God damn
day of your life?
1401
00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:50,975
Don't be such a
fudge-packer this.
1402
00:58:50,975 --> 00:58:52,252
Take it up the ass that.
1403
00:58:52,252 --> 00:58:53,495
Can you imagine being me, man?
1404
00:58:53,495 --> 00:58:55,324
Be me for a God damn day.
1405
00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:56,912
So I took the one thing l
knew would piss you off.
1406
00:58:56,912 --> 00:58:58,776
You son of a bitch.
1407
01:00:33,457 --> 01:00:34,907
Dad.
1408
01:00:35,977 --> 01:00:37,254
Dad.
1409
01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:44,399
Fuck you.
1410
01:00:51,337 --> 01:00:52,718
- Yo.
1411
01:00:54,064 --> 01:00:55,479
What up, B, what are
you doin' around here?
1412
01:00:55,479 --> 01:00:57,101
Just gonna go see your Dad?
1413
01:00:57,101 --> 01:00:58,551
- Nah, hell no.
1414
01:00:58,551 --> 01:01:00,518
I was just walkin' around,
clearing my thoughts, you know.
1415
01:01:00,518 --> 01:01:02,313
What about you, get over
your little tantrum?
1416
01:01:02,313 --> 01:01:04,591
- I will after the
drink I'm about to have.
1417
01:01:04,591 --> 01:01:06,110
- What is with you,
you're getting a drink,
1418
01:01:06,110 --> 01:01:07,491
you don't invite me, what,
l go away for eight years
1419
01:01:07,491 --> 01:01:08,630
and all of a sudden
I'm an outcast?
1420
01:01:08,630 --> 01:01:09,666
- Shut the fuck up, get in.
1421
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:10,839
- That's right.
1422
01:01:11,978 --> 01:01:14,429
- Come on, son.
1423
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:19,986
- Get off my car.
1424
01:01:19,986 --> 01:01:22,817
How many times do
I gotta tell you?
1425
01:01:22,817 --> 01:01:24,819
Go join the Army
like your brother.
1426
01:01:27,545 --> 01:01:29,271
I got five messages from
you, what do you want?
1427
01:01:29,271 --> 01:01:30,721
Hey, what's up, twins.
1428
01:01:30,721 --> 01:01:31,860
- Come on, get outta here,
and get off the grass.
1429
01:01:31,860 --> 01:01:34,104
- Listen.
- Get me a crunch.
1430
01:01:34,104 --> 01:01:37,245
- I know why TC took my Tom
Seaver rookie card, he told me.
1431
01:01:37,245 --> 01:01:38,833
There's your crunch.
1432
01:01:38,833 --> 01:01:41,594
He took my Tom Seaver rookie
card because he's gay.
1433
01:01:41,594 --> 01:01:44,010
And he was mad at me, because
I kept making gay jokes
1434
01:01:44,010 --> 01:01:45,253
all through high school.
1435
01:01:45,253 --> 01:01:47,324
He's a gay guy, our
best friend's a gay guy.
1436
01:01:47,324 --> 01:01:49,015
And we were all making gay
jokes, I felt terrible.
1437
01:01:49,015 --> 01:01:50,499
But you made gay
jokes too, right?
1438
01:01:50,499 --> 01:01:52,191
- No, because I knew,
l knew before he did,
1439
01:01:52,191 --> 01:01:53,537
I knew back in high school.
1440
01:01:53,537 --> 01:01:54,918
- How did you know he was a gay?
1441
01:01:54,918 --> 01:01:57,299
- Oh, he was doin' somethin'
down the shore and,
1442
01:01:57,299 --> 01:01:59,439
I don't know, it's
just, you know, I knew.
1443
01:01:59,439 --> 01:02:00,924
- How would you
know, are you a gay?
1444
01:02:00,924 --> 01:02:02,166
- No.
1445
01:02:02,166 --> 01:02:04,341
Only on the weekends,
but don't tell my wife.
1446
01:02:04,341 --> 01:02:06,274
Pay for my crunch.
1447
01:02:06,274 --> 01:02:07,827
- Let me get a screwball.
1448
01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:10,347
Come on, today.
1449
01:02:10,347 --> 01:02:12,211
You know, you're parked
in front of my house.
1450
01:02:12,211 --> 01:02:13,730
This one's on the arm.
1451
01:02:14,834 --> 01:02:16,663
- Now this,
this is where we should
1452
01:02:16,663 --> 01:02:18,424
have a bachelor party at.
1453
01:02:18,424 --> 01:02:19,943
- What is this?
1454
01:02:21,668 --> 01:02:22,877
Oh, man, come on.
1455
01:02:22,877 --> 01:02:24,292
You're a married guy,
what are you doin' here?
1456
01:02:24,292 --> 01:02:25,500
- You're not.
1457
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,053
- Yeah, I don't
like these joints, man.
1458
01:02:27,053 --> 01:02:29,469
- Why, man, it's fucking great.
1459
01:02:29,469 --> 01:02:31,264
Let me tell ya somethin', buddy.
1460
01:02:32,196 --> 01:02:34,060
For the next hour,
I'm not married,
1461
01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:35,579
you know what I'm sayin'?
1462
01:02:37,477 --> 01:02:38,996
- Gentlemen
put your hands together
1463
01:02:38,996 --> 01:02:41,758
for the Baroness of
Burlesque, Crystal.
1464
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:44,415
Oh, and here he is, one
of our regular ,
1465
01:02:44,415 --> 01:02:45,658
Monsieur Jimbo.
1466
01:02:45,658 --> 01:02:46,763
- Hi, Jimbo.
- Hey, Kiff.
1467
01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:48,212
Two whiskey's up here.
1468
01:02:48,212 --> 01:02:50,559
Hey, Crystal, I didn't
know you worked Fridays.
1469
01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:52,216
Yeah, all right.
1470
01:02:52,216 --> 01:02:54,218
- Charming place.
1471
01:02:54,218 --> 01:02:55,461
- Looks all right to me.
1472
01:02:55,461 --> 01:02:56,565
Hey, Mr. B.
1473
01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:58,809
- Hey Jimbo, what do you say?
1474
01:02:58,809 --> 01:02:59,914
Who's your friend?
1475
01:02:59,914 --> 01:03:01,363
- This is my friend TC,
1476
01:03:01,363 --> 01:03:02,606
he's been my friend since
we were 3 years old.
1477
01:03:02,606 --> 01:03:04,850
Now he gives me a hard
time, just like you do.
1478
01:03:04,850 --> 01:03:07,059
- What are you giving
Jimbo a hard time about?
1479
01:03:07,059 --> 01:03:08,992
- I'm actually not, I'm just
trying to make sure he's okay.
1480
01:03:08,992 --> 01:03:10,131
That's all
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1481
01:03:11,373 --> 01:03:14,307
- I can tell you,
he is not okay.
1482
01:03:14,307 --> 01:03:15,550
Look at him.
1483
01:03:15,550 --> 01:03:16,793
It's the middle
of the afternoon,
1484
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,242
he's a married man and
he's in a titty bar.
1485
01:03:18,242 --> 01:03:20,175
If that's doin' okay,
this world's upside down.
1486
01:03:20,175 --> 01:03:21,763
- Don't you start
in on me, all right.
1487
01:03:21,763 --> 01:03:24,283
- Wanna hear what I tell this
bum every time I see him?
1488
01:03:24,283 --> 01:03:25,594
He's lucky.
1489
01:03:25,594 --> 01:03:27,148
He's lucky, he don't
know real hardship.
1490
01:03:27,148 --> 01:03:28,839
He's like all the kids your age.
1491
01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:31,669
Big fuckin' babies,
cryin' all the time.
1492
01:03:31,669 --> 01:03:35,087
Cryin' all the time instead
of knowin' you's are lucky.
1493
01:03:35,087 --> 01:03:36,088
Let me ask you a question.
1494
01:03:36,088 --> 01:03:36,951
TC?
- Yeah.
1495
01:03:36,951 --> 01:03:38,331
- Are you married?
1496
01:03:38,331 --> 01:03:39,816
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- No, I'm not.
1497
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:41,058
- You know, I've
heard this speech before.
1498
01:03:41,058 --> 01:03:41,852
Excuse me, I'm going
to be at the bar.
1499
01:03:41,852 --> 01:03:43,129
No, no, no, sit down.
1500
01:03:43,129 --> 01:03:44,372
- That's all
right, I'm going--
1501
01:03:44,372 --> 01:03:45,166
- Where
are you gonna go?
1502
01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:46,167
Stay here two seconds.
1503
01:03:46,167 --> 01:03:47,444
Learn something for a change.
1504
01:03:49,170 --> 01:03:51,172
Are you married?
1505
01:03:51,172 --> 01:03:52,311
- No, sir, no, I'm not.
1506
01:03:52,311 --> 01:03:53,968
- Any kids?
- No.
1507
01:03:53,968 --> 01:03:56,142
- You ever been in the service?
1508
01:03:56,142 --> 01:03:57,074
- Nope.
1509
01:03:57,074 --> 01:03:58,558
- See, now, that figures,
1510
01:03:58,558 --> 01:04:00,526
Because if you had
gone into the service,
1511
01:04:00,526 --> 01:04:02,252
they would teach
you how to be a man.
1512
01:04:02,252 --> 01:04:03,494
- Oh, really?
1513
01:04:03,494 --> 01:04:04,979
- Instead, you stay
home with your mother,
1514
01:04:04,979 --> 01:04:06,704
Iivin' in the same house you
were born in for 25 years.
1515
01:04:06,704 --> 01:04:07,982
And what happens?
1516
01:04:07,982 --> 01:04:10,777
She teaches you how
to be a cheerleader.
1517
01:04:10,777 --> 01:04:14,885
Definition of an adult is
a person that has a job,
1518
01:04:14,885 --> 01:04:18,164
is married, has kids
and owns a home.
1519
01:04:19,131 --> 01:04:20,408
Okay?
1520
01:04:20,408 --> 01:04:22,168
When I was growin' up,
1521
01:04:22,168 --> 01:04:25,551
the average age of an
adult, by that definition,
1522
01:04:25,551 --> 01:04:27,518
was 24 years old.
1523
01:04:27,518 --> 01:04:28,968
Now, how old are you?
1524
01:04:28,968 --> 01:04:30,556
- I'm 35, sir.
1525
01:04:32,592 --> 01:04:34,974
- Christ had already
died on the cross
1526
01:04:34,974 --> 01:04:37,874
for your sins by that age.
1527
01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:39,979
Why don't you have
a wife and kids?
1528
01:04:43,810 --> 01:04:45,951
- 'Cause I'm gay,
sir, that's why.
1529
01:04:48,470 --> 01:04:50,196
Hey, Jimbo, come on,
what are you doin'?
1530
01:04:50,196 --> 01:04:51,715
I think we should get
out of here, come on.
1531
01:04:51,715 --> 01:04:55,029
- I'm just having a drink
with my friend Crystal.
1532
01:04:55,029 --> 01:04:56,375
- I think we should
go, come on, let's go.
1533
01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:57,894
- Dude, if you wanna go, go.
1534
01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:00,275
I just got here, man.
1535
01:05:00,275 --> 01:05:01,932
- Come on, I wanna
talk to you over here.
1536
01:05:01,932 --> 01:05:04,797
- If you wanna fuckin'
go, TC, just fuckin' go.
1537
01:05:04,797 --> 01:05:06,316
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, is
everything all right here?
1538
01:05:06,316 --> 01:05:07,662
- Yeah.
1539
01:05:07,662 --> 01:05:08,594
- It's fine.
- Everything's okay?
1540
01:05:08,594 --> 01:05:10,596
- Yeah, he's a friend of mine.
1541
01:05:12,287 --> 01:05:13,840
- Excuse me, ma'am,
can I talk to him
1542
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:15,014
for a minute, please?
- TC, stop.
1543
01:05:15,014 --> 01:05:16,015
Fuck.
- Come on.
1544
01:05:16,015 --> 01:05:17,430
Think of Julianna, come on.
1545
01:05:17,430 --> 01:05:19,398
- God damn it, don't you
fuckin' dare bring that shit up.
1546
01:05:19,398 --> 01:05:21,434
- Exactly, think about it.
1547
01:05:21,434 --> 01:05:22,919
This is not going to fix it.
1548
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,748
- TC, you are so fuckin'
close to gettin' slapped.
1549
01:05:24,748 --> 01:05:26,750
Just get the fuck outta my face.
1550
01:05:27,751 --> 01:05:29,546
- Come on, I'm wanna
ask you one last time.
1551
01:05:29,546 --> 01:05:31,237
Please come with me right now.
1552
01:05:34,654 --> 01:05:37,657
Okay, I tried man, I tried.
1553
01:05:37,657 --> 01:05:41,420
- Shut the fuck up.
1554
01:05:45,044 --> 01:05:49,186
- Uh-oh, I hear thunder.
1555
01:05:49,186 --> 01:05:52,224
Look at the old
man, he's an animal.
1556
01:05:52,224 --> 01:05:53,777
Who's an animal?
1557
01:05:53,777 --> 01:05:56,607
- Look if you want her, don't
be a wuss, go and get her.
1558
01:05:56,607 --> 01:05:58,126
- I'm not a wuss, Pop, come on.
1559
01:05:58,126 --> 01:06:00,301
Just, she don't wanna
be bothered, that's all.
1560
01:06:00,301 --> 01:06:01,578
- Suit yourself.
1561
01:06:01,578 --> 01:06:02,959
- All right, come
on, Pops, let's go.
1562
01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:04,822
Go get 'em, old man.
1563
01:06:04,822 --> 01:06:12,692
Use the jab, Pop, use the jab.
1564
01:06:17,283 --> 01:06:18,250
Jenny.
1565
01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:20,148
Hey, Jen.
1566
01:06:20,148 --> 01:06:22,702
Jennifer, come on out.
1567
01:06:22,702 --> 01:06:24,256
Jenny, hey.
1568
01:06:24,256 --> 01:06:25,843
- Mike, why are you here?
1569
01:06:25,843 --> 01:06:27,259
- 'Cause I love
you, Jen, all right.
1570
01:06:27,259 --> 01:06:29,330
l love you so much, I
can't get ya outta my life.
1571
01:06:29,330 --> 01:06:30,365
I need you.
- Okay, okay, okay.
1572
01:06:30,365 --> 01:06:32,160
You're scaring me.
1573
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,610
I don't know any
other way to say this,
1574
01:06:33,610 --> 01:06:36,130
but I never want
to see you again.
1575
01:06:36,130 --> 01:06:37,648
- Why am I scarin' you Jen,
1576
01:06:37,648 --> 01:06:39,098
I just wanna get you back
in my life, that's all.
1577
01:06:39,098 --> 01:06:41,825
- Okay, we're never getting
back together again, okay.
1578
01:06:41,825 --> 01:06:42,929
It's over.
1579
01:06:42,929 --> 01:06:44,138
I never wanna see you again.
1580
01:06:44,138 --> 01:06:45,656
I don't wanna be
friends, you know,
1581
01:06:45,656 --> 01:06:46,864
I don't want anymore
of your visits.
1582
01:06:46,864 --> 01:06:48,590
I don't want shit from you.
1583
01:06:48,590 --> 01:06:51,145
So please, leave me alone
and get on with your life.
1584
01:06:51,145 --> 01:06:52,525
- Jen, what happened?
1585
01:06:52,525 --> 01:06:53,526
- It's over.
1586
01:06:53,526 --> 01:06:54,769
- What happened, Jen, why?
1587
01:06:54,769 --> 01:06:56,219
- What did
you do to her, Michael.
1588
01:06:56,219 --> 01:06:57,496
- Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa,
he didn't do anything.
1589
01:06:57,496 --> 01:06:58,428
- No, what are you
doing here, Mike?
1590
01:06:58,428 --> 01:06:59,912
Why are you upsetting my sister?
1591
01:06:59,912 --> 01:07:01,362
- I'm not tryin' to upset
your sister, Top Cat.
1592
01:07:01,362 --> 01:07:02,639
I'm just trying to get back
in my life, that's all.
1593
01:07:02,639 --> 01:07:04,710
- She doesn't want to be
back together with you.
1594
01:07:04,710 --> 01:07:06,194
And she told you that already.
1595
01:07:06,194 --> 01:07:09,197
Now, listen to me, I don't
wanna see you around here again.
1596
01:07:09,197 --> 01:07:10,888
Or I'm gonna have to do
somethin' you won't like.
1597
01:07:10,888 --> 01:07:12,235
- What are you
gonna do, Top Cat?
1598
01:07:12,235 --> 01:07:13,512
You're 19 years old.
1599
01:07:13,512 --> 01:07:15,031
You're 19.
1600
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,549
- Don't be stupid.
- He's 19 years old.
1601
01:07:16,549 --> 01:07:18,034
- Listen to me, don't you be
stupid and make Top Cat angry.
1602
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,311
- Watch your hands.
1603
01:07:19,311 --> 01:07:20,795
Angry, what about
my level of anger?
1604
01:07:20,795 --> 01:07:22,728
Is anybody here concerned
about how angry I am?
1605
01:07:22,728 --> 01:07:25,110
- All right, I'm gonna
give you 3 seconds.
1606
01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:27,181
Get in your truck and go.
1607
01:07:27,181 --> 01:07:28,251
One.
1608
01:07:29,217 --> 01:07:30,356
Two.
1609
01:07:30,356 --> 01:07:31,495
- Dick.
1610
01:07:33,877 --> 01:07:35,672
Oh, you asshole, you hit me.
1611
01:07:35,672 --> 01:07:37,260
- Yeah, I told you to
get out of here, man.
1612
01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:39,400
- So you hit me when l
wasn't paying attention?
1613
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,264
- Yes, and I'm going
to hit you again
1614
01:07:41,264 --> 01:07:44,129
unless you get in
the truck and go.
1615
01:07:44,129 --> 01:07:49,996
- You've changed, Top Cat.
1616
01:07:54,173 --> 01:07:56,658
Hey, Jen, I got news for ya.
1617
01:07:56,658 --> 01:08:00,110
You'll never find a guy like
me again as long as you live.
1618
01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:01,594
I'm a good guy, Jen.
1619
01:08:01,594 --> 01:08:03,493
And you blew it.
1620
01:08:15,194 --> 01:08:17,093
- How'd it go, son?
1621
01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:18,818
- Not so good, Pop.
1622
01:08:18,818 --> 01:08:21,062
- All right, why don't
you go in the living room,
1623
01:08:21,062 --> 01:08:23,375
lie down, put on the Met game.
1624
01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:25,239
I'll make us a
meatloaf, how's that?
1625
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,034
- That sounds really good, Pop.
1626
01:08:34,558 --> 01:08:36,215
- Hey, babe.
1627
01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:39,287
The crib is done.
1628
01:08:39,287 --> 01:08:40,668
And it looks terrific.
1629
01:08:40,668 --> 01:08:42,152
- Good.
1630
01:08:43,257 --> 01:08:46,225
Do you think you'll finish
painting her room tomorrow?
1631
01:08:46,225 --> 01:08:47,709
- Can't the painting
wait a week?
1632
01:08:47,709 --> 01:08:50,540
I mean, we're getting
married this weekend, babe.
1633
01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:52,128
- I don't want it to wait.
1634
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,682
- But why does it
need to be tomorrow?
1635
01:08:54,682 --> 01:08:57,823
- Because her room being done
makes things feel real to me.
1636
01:08:57,823 --> 01:08:59,238
It's important.
1637
01:08:59,238 --> 01:09:00,481
- So waiting until
after the weekend
1638
01:09:00,481 --> 01:09:01,999
is going to make
it feel less real?
1639
01:09:01,999 --> 01:09:03,484
- Yes.
1640
01:09:03,863 --> 01:09:07,591
We said we'd have it done
by the wedding.
1641
01:09:10,076 --> 01:09:17,498
- I'm gonna get a beer.
1642
01:09:21,985 --> 01:09:23,193
- TC.
1643
01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:24,608
- Jimbo, this
isn't good, man.
1644
01:09:24,608 --> 01:09:26,300
- What's up, man, I
thought you left hours ago.
1645
01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:27,197
- This isn't good.
1646
01:09:27,197 --> 01:09:28,405
- No, this is good.
1647
01:09:28,405 --> 01:09:29,889
And it's none of your
fuckin' business.
1648
01:09:29,889 --> 01:09:32,168
- Miss, look, I think
you should just go back, okay.
1649
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,583
- We're just
- He's a happily
1650
01:09:33,583 --> 01:09:35,136
- havin' a drink.
- married man.
1651
01:09:35,136 --> 01:09:36,344
just go back inside, please.
- Shut the fuck up.
1652
01:09:36,344 --> 01:09:37,552
- We're
going for a drink.
1653
01:09:37,552 --> 01:09:38,484
We're just going
for a fuckin' drink.
1654
01:09:38,484 --> 01:09:39,658
- Look, you don't want--
1655
01:09:39,658 --> 01:09:41,142
- Just shut
the fuck up, TC.
1656
01:09:41,142 --> 01:09:42,626
- Listen, you
know what, Jimbo, I'll just
1657
01:09:42,626 --> 01:09:43,938
- Crystal, come on.
- Catch up with you
1658
01:09:43,938 --> 01:09:45,319
some other time.
- Don't listen to him.
1659
01:09:45,319 --> 01:09:46,561
- Hey, Jimbo.
- We're just goin'
1660
01:09:46,561 --> 01:09:47,942
for a fuckin' drink.
- Let her go.
1661
01:09:47,942 --> 01:09:49,426
Let her get inside.
- It's not a fuckin'--
1662
01:09:49,426 --> 01:09:50,496
- Let her get inside,
just let her go inside.
1663
01:09:50,496 --> 01:09:51,739
She's fine.
- What the fuck.
1664
01:09:51,739 --> 01:09:52,981
God damn it, what the
fuck are you doing, man.
1665
01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:54,190
- Just let her
go, okay, come on.
1666
01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:55,743
- What the
fuck are you doin'?
1667
01:09:55,743 --> 01:09:56,985
- Think about this, all
right, just think about it.
1668
01:09:56,985 --> 01:09:58,194
Think about your
wife and about it.
1669
01:09:58,194 --> 01:09:59,367
You're gonna ruin your
whole fuckin' marriage.
1670
01:09:59,367 --> 01:10:00,299
- My fuckin' marriage
is shit anyway.
1671
01:10:01,058 --> 01:10:03,095
My marriage is fucked, man.
1672
01:10:03,095 --> 01:10:04,683
You wanna know what's
fuckin' wrong with me?
1673
01:10:04,683 --> 01:10:06,892
You wanna know what's fuckin'
wrong, is that what it is?
1674
01:10:06,892 --> 01:10:08,100
Huh?
1675
01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:08,894
Is that what my
wife wants to know?
1676
01:10:08,894 --> 01:10:10,654
Did she send you?
1677
01:10:10,654 --> 01:10:12,104
- She didn't send me.
1678
01:10:12,104 --> 01:10:13,278
- what my fuckin'
brother wants to know
1679
01:10:13,278 --> 01:10:14,865
and his perfect
little fuckin' wife?
1680
01:10:14,865 --> 01:10:16,626
What's wrong with
Jimbo, is that it?
1681
01:10:16,626 --> 01:10:19,353
- Come on, Jimbo, just
relax, sit down here, all right,
1682
01:10:19,353 --> 01:10:20,699
I'm gonna
get some coffee.
1683
01:10:20,699 --> 01:10:22,425
- I don't want fuckin'
coffee, all right.
1684
01:10:22,425 --> 01:10:23,874
- Look, it's
all gonna work out.
1685
01:10:23,874 --> 01:10:25,876
- It's not gonna work
out, man it's fucked.
1686
01:10:25,876 --> 01:10:27,223
And you know why?
1687
01:10:28,431 --> 01:10:30,364
- Why?
1688
01:10:30,364 --> 01:10:31,882
- You know why
Julianna hates me?
1689
01:10:31,882 --> 01:10:33,298
- She doesn't hate you.
1690
01:10:33,298 --> 01:10:35,231
- She fuckin', she
should, and you know why?
1691
01:10:39,545 --> 01:10:41,444
I can't have kids, man.
1692
01:10:43,825 --> 01:10:45,793
- What do you mean
you can't have kids?
1693
01:10:48,658 --> 01:10:50,487
- She wants babies,
she wants babies.
1694
01:10:50,487 --> 01:10:52,731
And for a year we were
fucking trying and then...
1695
01:10:54,422 --> 01:10:56,666
It wasn't
happenin', man.
1696
01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:58,357
So a couple of months
ago, I went to the doctor
1697
01:10:58,357 --> 01:11:02,396
and he told me I had
some hypothalamic,
1698
01:11:02,396 --> 01:11:04,777
pituitary, oh shit...
1699
01:11:06,192 --> 01:11:07,987
so, spermyish, it's this thing,
1700
01:11:07,987 --> 01:11:10,266
I'm totally and
completely infertile, man.
1701
01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:11,267
- Man, I'm sorry.
1702
01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:12,992
- No chance of having a kid.
1703
01:11:12,992 --> 01:11:14,270
- I didn't know.
1704
01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,478
- I can't have a kid,
you think she's going
1705
01:11:15,478 --> 01:11:16,651
to fuckin' stay with me
if I can't have a kid.
1706
01:11:16,651 --> 01:11:17,928
- She's gonna understand--
1707
01:11:17,928 --> 01:11:19,275
- to
fuckin' understand.
1708
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,760
Paulie's gonna have a kid, huh.
1709
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:22,968
Paulie's gonna have a kid.
1710
01:11:22,968 --> 01:11:25,315
My little brother,
he's gonna have a kid.
1711
01:11:25,315 --> 01:11:27,248
That's what a fuckin' man is.
1712
01:11:27,248 --> 01:11:29,112
Someone who can have a kid.
1713
01:11:31,942 --> 01:11:34,151
My little brother's gonna have
a fuckin' kid and I can't.
1714
01:11:34,151 --> 01:11:37,120
I can't even be his
best man, what the fuck?
1715
01:11:38,052 --> 01:11:47,372
He was my best man,
he was my best man.
1716
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:55,172
- Hey, Sue, I'm thinkin'
about going to Dez's
1717
01:11:55,172 --> 01:11:57,830
for a couple of beers
tonight, if that's all right.
1718
01:11:58,728 --> 01:12:01,075
- It's almost midnight.
1719
01:12:01,075 --> 01:12:04,043
- Actually, it's only 11:15.
1720
01:12:04,043 --> 01:12:07,253
- Actually, that's
not the point, Paulie.
1721
01:12:07,253 --> 01:12:09,394
The point is, is that I'm
pregnant and I'm gettin' scared,
1722
01:12:09,394 --> 01:12:12,500
because you're so
off in your own shit.
1723
01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:13,432
In your own feelings.
1724
01:12:13,432 --> 01:12:15,054
And here I am, just sittin' here
1725
01:12:15,054 --> 01:12:18,023
waitin' for you to
take care of me.
1726
01:12:18,023 --> 01:12:21,992
- Sue, look, I mean, I think
you're kind of overreacting.
1727
01:12:21,992 --> 01:12:23,615
I mean, I did take care
of the crib today, right?
1728
01:12:23,615 --> 01:12:24,788
I mean, I finished the crib.
1729
01:12:24,788 --> 01:12:26,100
- Overreacting?
1730
01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:29,241
It's been months since
you've given me flowers.
1731
01:12:29,241 --> 01:12:31,692
How about a little
romance, Paulie?
1732
01:12:31,692 --> 01:12:34,211
You know what would
be nice, occasionally?
1733
01:12:34,211 --> 01:12:35,765
Breakfast in bed.
1734
01:12:36,904 --> 01:12:41,460
Or better yet, how
about a foot massage?
1735
01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:45,602
Do you know what it's like
to be on your feet all day,
1736
01:12:45,602 --> 01:12:47,190
five and a half months pregnant,
1737
01:12:47,190 --> 01:12:48,916
planning a wedding
that your fiance
1738
01:12:48,916 --> 01:12:50,849
has absolutely no interest in,
1739
01:12:50,849 --> 01:12:52,713
and working your ass off?
1740
01:12:52,713 --> 01:12:54,370
- Hey, you know what,
Sue, I mean, look.
1741
01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:57,131
I don't see you makin'
me breakfast in bed.
1742
01:12:57,131 --> 01:13:00,237
- You are not fucking
pregnant, Paulie.
1743
01:13:00,237 --> 01:13:02,861
And I have to do everything.
1744
01:13:02,861 --> 01:13:04,380
And when you actually
do contribute,
1745
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,622
it's like pulling teeth.
1746
01:13:05,622 --> 01:13:07,624
Like the God damn
crib for example.
1747
01:13:07,624 --> 01:13:09,626
- Yeah, 'cause I'm not
under any pressure, right?
1748
01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:11,697
I'm runnin' around all week
tryin' to keep everybody happy.
1749
01:13:11,697 --> 01:13:12,629
But that's nothin'.
1750
01:13:12,629 --> 01:13:13,699
- What about my happiness?
1751
01:13:13,699 --> 01:13:15,218
- Oh, please, Sue, I mean, look.
1752
01:13:15,218 --> 01:13:18,394
I don't mean to sound
unsympathetic, all right.
1753
01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:20,257
But why does it always
have to come back to you?
1754
01:13:20,257 --> 01:13:21,293
You know, why?
1755
01:13:21,293 --> 01:13:22,501
- Paulie, I'm so sorry.
1756
01:13:22,501 --> 01:13:26,367
I mean, you have so
many outings to plan.
1757
01:13:26,367 --> 01:13:28,749
The softball games,
and the fishing trips,
1758
01:13:28,749 --> 01:13:30,336
and the golf outings.
1759
01:13:30,336 --> 01:13:31,268
Your stupid fuckin' band.
1760
01:13:31,268 --> 01:13:32,753
You know what, that's a lot.
1761
01:13:32,753 --> 01:13:33,995
- You know what, fine.
1762
01:13:33,995 --> 01:13:35,100
You know what, I'll
just stay home, okay?
1763
01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:38,379
- No, it's not about that.
1764
01:13:39,863 --> 01:13:41,417
I miss my friend.
1765
01:13:43,177 --> 01:13:45,869
I just want my friend back.
1766
01:13:45,869 --> 01:13:48,872
And I don't even know
if you want this.
1767
01:13:48,872 --> 01:13:50,115
If you want me.
1768
01:13:50,115 --> 01:13:54,430
If you want this
baby or any of this.
1769
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,017
This whole life.
1770
01:14:19,109 --> 01:14:20,041
- What?
1771
01:14:20,041 --> 01:14:21,111
- Hey, it's me, TC.
1772
01:14:21,111 --> 01:14:22,319
Look, I need a favor.
1773
01:14:22,319 --> 01:14:24,218
- Well, then you called
the wrong guy, TC.
1774
01:14:24,218 --> 01:14:25,875
- Oh, come on, I don't
need this right now.
1775
01:14:25,875 --> 01:14:27,324
I got Jimbo right
here passed out.
1776
01:14:27,324 --> 01:14:29,430
He's in a bad way, and
he's been drinkin' all day.
1777
01:14:29,430 --> 01:14:31,467
I just don't want
to bring him home.
1778
01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:32,951
- Did you call Paulie?
1779
01:14:32,951 --> 01:14:34,849
- Paulie doesn't need to deal
with this shit right now.
1780
01:14:34,849 --> 01:14:35,885
- Is that Paulie?
1781
01:14:35,885 --> 01:14:37,369
Paulie.
- Come on, relax.
1782
01:14:37,369 --> 01:14:40,165
- All right, bring him
over here, but listen, TC.
1783
01:14:40,165 --> 01:14:42,063
Listen real close, okay?
1784
01:14:48,932 --> 01:14:50,831
- Such an ass, man.
1785
01:14:50,831 --> 01:14:54,317
- Uno, dos, tres.
1786
01:15:04,983 --> 01:15:07,123
- Shut the
Hell up, that sounds awful.
1787
01:15:07,123 --> 01:15:10,367
- I know it sounds awful,
that's why I'm practicin'.
1788
01:15:13,370 --> 01:15:14,579
- What the Hell is this?
1789
01:15:14,579 --> 01:15:16,097
- It's Jimbo, dad,
he's all drunk.
1790
01:15:17,996 --> 01:15:19,860
- You're still
a pack of idiots.
1791
01:15:19,860 --> 01:15:22,794
- What did we do,
we're helpin' him out.
1792
01:15:22,794 --> 01:15:24,347
- We gotta get
him some coffee.
1793
01:15:24,347 --> 01:15:25,590
- Dude, what is this,
Little House on the Prairie?
1794
01:15:25,590 --> 01:15:26,556
- Get him on the couch.
1795
01:15:26,556 --> 01:15:27,799
- How'd this happen?
1796
01:15:27,799 --> 01:15:28,972
- How'd this
happen, practice.
1797
01:15:28,972 --> 01:15:30,249
How else does it
happen, he's a drunk.
1798
01:15:30,249 --> 01:15:31,492
- I'll talk
to him in morning.
1799
01:15:31,492 --> 01:15:32,700
You son of a bitches.
1800
01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:33,908
You wake me up the
middle of the night.
1801
01:15:33,908 --> 01:15:35,116
- You were up
anyway, watchin' porno.
1802
01:15:35,116 --> 01:15:36,670
What are you arguin' about?
1803
01:15:36,670 --> 01:15:37,878
Jimbo.
1804
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:40,432
Cover yourself up.
1805
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:42,814
Jimbo, look at this,
1806
01:15:42,814 --> 01:15:44,919
hey, daddy.
1807
01:15:46,093 --> 01:15:47,715
I was jokin'.
1808
01:15:51,339 --> 01:15:52,962
- You've gotta be
fuckin' kidding me.
1809
01:15:52,962 --> 01:15:54,204
You said to her,
1810
01:15:54,204 --> 01:15:55,689
"I don't see you making
me breakfast in bed."
1811
01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:57,794
- Well, she was screamin'
her head off at me.
1812
01:15:57,794 --> 01:15:59,278
You know, I mean,
like a crazy woman.
1813
01:15:59,278 --> 01:16:01,418
- Yeah, she's pregnant, she's
allowed to scream at you.
1814
01:16:01,418 --> 01:16:02,350
- All the time?
1815
01:16:02,350 --> 01:16:04,490
- Yeah, It's called hormones.
1816
01:16:05,975 --> 01:16:08,046
- Look, I know I'm supposed
to be excited for the wedding,
1817
01:16:08,046 --> 01:16:10,635
and for the most part I am.
1818
01:16:10,635 --> 01:16:13,154
The thing that scares
me are those moments
1819
01:16:13,154 --> 01:16:17,227
when I'm not excited, like
tonight for example, you know?
1820
01:16:18,228 --> 01:16:20,196
- Can I just say, I
think you're blowin' it.
1821
01:16:20,196 --> 01:16:21,784
I mean, that's just her,
she's lookin' for something.
1822
01:16:21,784 --> 01:16:23,061
She's askin' for help.
1823
01:16:23,061 --> 01:16:24,856
And you're sittin'
here at this bar.
1824
01:16:24,856 --> 01:16:26,271
What are you doing?
1825
01:16:26,271 --> 01:16:27,479
- Yeah, you know
what it is, Dez?
1826
01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:30,344
It's like, a wedding
is one thing.
1827
01:16:30,344 --> 01:16:32,622
You know, there's all the
insanity that goes around that,
1828
01:16:32,622 --> 01:16:35,142
and preparing for that.
1829
01:16:35,142 --> 01:16:37,731
And everyone gets nervous
before they get married.
1830
01:16:37,731 --> 01:16:41,597
But, you know, we got a kid
comin' in a couple of months.
1831
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:45,601
A kid that we didn't plan for.
1832
01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:47,430
And I guess I'm just, you know,
1833
01:16:47,430 --> 01:16:49,743
I don't know if I can
be a good dad, you know.
1834
01:16:49,743 --> 01:16:52,228
I don't know if I can do it.
1835
01:16:52,228 --> 01:16:53,988
- Let me paint you this
little scenario, okay?
1836
01:16:53,988 --> 01:16:56,025
Sue gets done with
your indecision.
1837
01:16:56,025 --> 01:16:57,060
All right, she can't
deal with it anymore.
1838
01:16:57,060 --> 01:16:58,579
And you guys break up.
1839
01:16:58,579 --> 01:17:00,857
And say, down the road, like
three years down the road,
1840
01:17:00,857 --> 01:17:02,997
she meets this guy and
he's a great guy, right.
1841
01:17:02,997 --> 01:17:04,516
And he's not a coward.
1842
01:17:04,516 --> 01:17:06,173
And there's some night
1843
01:17:06,173 --> 01:17:08,554
that you don't have
visitation rights, right.
1844
01:17:08,554 --> 01:17:11,972
And this guy is reading
stories to your kid.
1845
01:17:11,972 --> 01:17:14,871
He is tucking your kid into bed.
1846
01:17:14,871 --> 01:17:17,563
This other man is
loving your kid.
1847
01:17:17,563 --> 01:17:20,774
And at some point your,
you know, your boy
1848
01:17:20,774 --> 01:17:23,604
or your girl is gonna start
calling this guy daddy.
1849
01:17:23,604 --> 01:17:25,951
- Look, I'm not sayin' I want
some other guy raise my kids.
1850
01:17:25,951 --> 01:17:27,401
I'm just saying',
1851
01:17:27,401 --> 01:17:31,716
look, I love Sue and I
want the baby, I'm just
1852
01:17:31,716 --> 01:17:33,821
- Then there's no problem.
1853
01:17:33,821 --> 01:17:41,553
All right, listen, there's
no problem, go home.
1854
01:17:45,868 --> 01:17:47,524
- Thank you, Desmond.
1855
01:17:50,804 --> 01:17:52,806
- My gosh.
1856
01:17:52,806 --> 01:17:53,979
He's out like a light in there.
1857
01:17:53,979 --> 01:17:55,463
Where did you guys go?
1858
01:17:55,463 --> 01:17:57,465
- He took me someplace
call the Foxy Hutch,
1859
01:17:57,465 --> 01:17:58,674
something like that.
1860
01:17:58,674 --> 01:17:59,985
Apparently he's a
platinum member, too.
1861
01:17:59,985 --> 01:18:01,400
- Oh, yeah, tell me about it.
1862
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:02,712
- Son, you don't
go there, do you?
1863
01:18:02,712 --> 01:18:04,024
- No, Pop, I would
never go there.
1864
01:18:04,024 --> 01:18:06,543
- Good.
- Not Mikey.
1865
01:18:06,543 --> 01:18:08,476
- All right, boys,
that's it for me.
1866
01:18:08,476 --> 01:18:09,685
You'll clean up, won't you, son?
1867
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,100
- Yes, Pop.
1868
01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:12,308
- Good to see you, Tony.
1869
01:18:12,308 --> 01:18:14,103
- Yeah, good to see
you, Mr. Sullivan.
1870
01:18:14,103 --> 01:18:15,691
- My boy will forgive
you eventually.
1871
01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:18,348
He gets that stubborn
streak from his mother.
1872
01:18:18,348 --> 01:18:20,247
But she always came around too.
1873
01:18:20,247 --> 01:18:21,179
- I love you, Pop.
1874
01:18:21,179 --> 01:18:22,456
- I love you too.
1875
01:18:22,456 --> 01:18:23,906
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
1876
01:18:27,564 --> 01:18:29,739
- Let me ask you a
question about being gay.
1877
01:18:29,739 --> 01:18:31,016
Off the record, all right?
1878
01:18:31,016 --> 01:18:32,224
- Uh-huh.
- Off the record.
1879
01:18:32,224 --> 01:18:33,881
- Fine, fine, off the record.
1880
01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:37,713
- Dating, that's gotta be like,
that's kinda weird, right?
1881
01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:39,231
- Mikey, what are
you getting at?
1882
01:18:39,231 --> 01:18:43,511
- Okay, it's gotta be easier
to date if you're gay, right,
1883
01:18:43,511 --> 01:18:46,031
because with girls it's like,
you gotta know what she likes,
1884
01:18:46,031 --> 01:18:47,239
and it's a whole deal.
1885
01:18:47,239 --> 01:18:48,413
But with guys, guys
are horny all the time.
1886
01:18:48,413 --> 01:18:49,828
You just meet two guys, boom.
1887
01:18:49,828 --> 01:18:52,175
It actually would just be
easier that way, with two guys.
1888
01:18:52,175 --> 01:18:53,659
- No, It's the same thing, man.
1889
01:18:53,659 --> 01:18:55,144
If you wanna meet
somebody and just hook up
1890
01:18:55,144 --> 01:18:57,491
and just, you know, get your
leather stretched or whatever,
1891
01:18:57,491 --> 01:18:58,872
that's easy, man.
1892
01:18:58,872 --> 01:19:00,943
But if you wanna meet
somebody and make it special,
1893
01:19:00,943 --> 01:19:02,599
make it count, that's
tough too, man.
1894
01:19:02,599 --> 01:19:04,463
That's always tough,
no matter what you are.
1895
01:19:04,463 --> 01:19:05,775
You know what I mean?
1896
01:19:06,914 --> 01:19:08,157
- I probably should have
thought this through
1897
01:19:08,157 --> 01:19:10,124
before we got into
all the particulars.
1898
01:19:10,124 --> 01:19:11,643
- You asked.
- I know I asked.
1899
01:19:11,643 --> 01:19:12,886
It's just...
1900
01:19:14,542 --> 01:19:17,131
- I'm just tryin'
to be honest, man.
1901
01:19:41,915 --> 01:19:44,918
♪ Go rob the riverbank
1902
01:19:44,918 --> 01:19:47,368
♪ While the riverbed sleeps
1903
01:19:53,892 --> 01:20:04,661
♪ Go tell the
people that you see
1904
01:20:08,976 --> 01:20:12,393
♪ There's nothin' wrong
1905
01:20:13,256 --> 01:20:16,466
♪ With me
1906
01:20:19,055 --> 01:20:20,367
- Uncle Liam.
1907
01:20:20,367 --> 01:20:22,127
- How
are you, James?
1908
01:20:22,127 --> 01:20:23,404
You feeling the pain?
1909
01:20:23,404 --> 01:20:24,647
- Oh, yeah.
1910
01:20:24,647 --> 01:20:27,581
Yeah, I hit it pretty
hard last night.
1911
01:20:27,581 --> 01:20:29,272
How'd I get here?
1912
01:20:29,272 --> 01:20:31,136
- TC brought you
over last night.
1913
01:20:31,136 --> 01:20:32,620
You passed out.
1914
01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:34,070
But don't worry,
we called Julianna.
1915
01:20:34,070 --> 01:20:35,520
She knows you're here.
1916
01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:39,144
- Pops, did I do
anything really stupid?
1917
01:20:42,492 --> 01:20:45,288
- Come on inside, I'll
make you breakfast.
1918
01:21:01,442 --> 01:21:04,135
♪ Daylight arrives with a smile
1919
01:21:04,135 --> 01:21:07,069
♪ Waited a long time
1920
01:21:08,829 --> 01:21:11,832
♪ Seems it was gone for awhile
1921
01:21:11,832 --> 01:21:14,179
♪ While we were upside down
1922
01:21:14,179 --> 01:21:15,284
- Good morning.
1923
01:21:15,284 --> 01:21:16,768
- Morning.
1924
01:21:16,768 --> 01:21:21,186
♪ Watching millions waiting
for the sun to shine ♪
1925
01:21:22,567 --> 01:21:26,847
Flowers.
1926
01:21:26,847 --> 01:21:28,228
Breakfast.
1927
01:21:29,608 --> 01:21:32,128
What is missing in this picture?
1928
01:21:32,128 --> 01:21:34,027
- What could
possibly be missing?
1929
01:21:34,027 --> 01:21:36,788
- A foot massage.
1930
01:21:42,449 --> 01:21:45,107
You did really good, Paulie.
1931
01:21:45,107 --> 01:21:46,556
I like the bedroom.
1932
01:21:46,556 --> 01:21:48,248
It's beautiful.
1933
01:21:48,248 --> 01:21:49,559
Thank you.
1934
01:21:52,252 --> 01:21:53,943
- So you two have
kissed and made up, huh?
1935
01:21:53,943 --> 01:21:55,911
- Yeah, we made up, but
there's no kissing goin' on.
1936
01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:57,843
- Not yet.
- You're not my type.
1937
01:21:57,843 --> 01:21:59,086
Hey, do you think Jimbo knows?
1938
01:21:59,086 --> 01:21:59,984
- Not a chance.
1939
01:21:59,984 --> 01:22:01,226
- Knows what?
1940
01:22:01,226 --> 01:22:02,883
- How about you, Pops,
you know my secret?
1941
01:22:02,883 --> 01:22:05,161
- I'm old, I'm not stupid.
1942
01:22:05,161 --> 01:22:06,852
- What secret?
1943
01:22:06,852 --> 01:22:08,337
- Guess.
1944
01:22:08,337 --> 01:22:10,477
- Man, I'm way too fuckin'
hung over to guess anything.
1945
01:22:10,477 --> 01:22:11,857
What?
1946
01:22:11,857 --> 01:22:13,618
- Check it out, all right.
1947
01:22:14,550 --> 01:22:15,931
TC is gay.
1948
01:22:17,829 --> 01:22:19,037
- Bullshit.
1949
01:22:19,037 --> 01:22:20,901
- That's right, I got a
boyfriend to prove it.
1950
01:22:20,901 --> 01:22:23,455
- He's got a boyfriend.
1951
01:22:27,804 --> 01:22:29,289
- Good for you.
1952
01:22:31,463 --> 01:22:32,740
Yeah.
1953
01:22:36,468 --> 01:22:39,402
- Jesus Christ, Pop,
I can see your feet.
1954
01:22:48,791 --> 01:22:50,827
- Paulie, hey, listen.
1955
01:22:50,827 --> 01:22:52,036
Before you say anything,
1956
01:22:52,036 --> 01:22:55,625
I know I've been a
prick all week and...
1957
01:22:56,937 --> 01:22:58,180
Can we talk?
1958
01:22:58,180 --> 01:22:59,940
It's pretty important.
1959
01:23:03,564 --> 01:23:04,807
I didn't know how
to deal with it.
1960
01:23:04,807 --> 01:23:06,050
I still don't know if
I can deal with it.
1961
01:23:06,050 --> 01:23:07,327
- Look, well, you can
still have kids, Jim.
1962
01:23:07,327 --> 01:23:08,811
You two will adopt.
1963
01:23:08,811 --> 01:23:10,123
- Oh, God, come on, that's
what the Doctor said.
1964
01:23:10,123 --> 01:23:11,331
That's such bullshit, Paul.
1965
01:23:11,331 --> 01:23:12,539
It's not the same
thing and you know it.
1966
01:23:12,539 --> 01:23:14,713
- Look, man, it
is the same thing.
1967
01:23:14,713 --> 01:23:17,337
Any asshole can get a
girl pregnant, all right?
1968
01:23:17,337 --> 01:23:18,579
That doesn't take any talent.
1969
01:23:18,579 --> 01:23:22,169
But to be a dad,
to be a good dad.
1970
01:23:22,169 --> 01:23:24,758
Doesn't seem to be many
guys who can do that.
1971
01:23:26,139 --> 01:23:27,381
- When I found out you
two were havin' a kid,
1972
01:23:27,381 --> 01:23:29,004
I just snapped.
1973
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,799
I did, I mean, you're my
younger brother, okay.
1974
01:23:31,799 --> 01:23:34,733
And you had your world together
and my life's fallin' apart.
1975
01:23:34,733 --> 01:23:36,666
I mean, it's not
supposed to be that way.
1976
01:23:36,666 --> 01:23:38,358
Like, you were the punk kid
who was tryin' to hang out
1977
01:23:38,358 --> 01:23:40,463
with me and my
friends, you know.
1978
01:23:40,463 --> 01:23:41,947
- Yeah, you liked it better
1979
01:23:41,947 --> 01:23:43,915
when you could beat the shit
out of me everyday, huh?
1980
01:23:45,296 --> 01:23:46,297
- Yeah.
1981
01:23:46,297 --> 01:23:48,126
Yeah, I liked that a lot.
1982
01:23:49,058 --> 01:23:50,542
Seriously...
1983
01:23:52,889 --> 01:23:54,960
I know I've been tough
the last couple of months
1984
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,341
to deal with.
1985
01:23:58,067 --> 01:23:59,413
I'm sorry.
1986
01:23:59,413 --> 01:24:01,036
Can you forgive me?
1987
01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:03,762
- Of course, man, come
on, you're my brother.
1988
01:24:03,762 --> 01:24:06,386
Just talk to me next time.
1989
01:24:06,386 --> 01:24:09,044
Don't let it get
all weird like this.
1990
01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:13,082
- What about
Julianna, you know?
1991
01:24:13,082 --> 01:24:14,566
I can't...
1992
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:18,225
This shit is so hard for
me, this emotional stuff.
1993
01:24:18,225 --> 01:24:20,434
- Well, you just gotta tell her
as straight as you can, man.
1994
01:24:20,434 --> 01:24:21,884
Just be honest.
1995
01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,957
- I can't call her.
1996
01:24:25,957 --> 01:24:27,027
Send her e-mail?
1997
01:24:27,027 --> 01:24:29,409
Can you do it for me?
1998
01:24:29,409 --> 01:24:32,412
- Look, man, you're
gonna be fine.
1999
01:24:32,412 --> 01:24:34,448
Just tell her the
same way you told me.
2000
01:24:34,448 --> 01:24:36,001
- She's gonna to leave me.
2001
01:24:36,001 --> 01:24:38,832
- She's not gonna
leave you, she loves you.
2002
01:24:38,832 --> 01:24:40,040
- Why?
2003
01:24:42,318 --> 01:24:44,217
- Look, a year
from now, you know,
2004
01:24:44,217 --> 01:24:45,735
you're going to adopt a kid
2005
01:24:45,735 --> 01:24:47,254
and you're going to have a
big fat smile on your face.
2006
01:24:47,254 --> 01:24:49,118
- My Chinese and
Romanian kids can play
2007
01:24:49,118 --> 01:24:51,396
with your kid.
2008
01:25:16,180 --> 01:25:18,113
- Well, is everything all right?
2009
01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,528
I mean, the guys
called me last night
2010
01:25:19,528 --> 01:25:20,874
in the middle of the
night and woke me up.
2011
01:25:20,874 --> 01:25:22,117
What the hell is wrong with you?
2012
01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:23,601
- Listen.
2013
01:25:23,877 --> 01:25:27,018
There's something I gotta
talk to you about, okay?
2014
01:25:27,018 --> 01:25:28,261
- Okay.
2015
01:25:30,953 --> 01:25:35,060
- Okay, I know I've been
really hard to be around
2016
01:25:35,060 --> 01:25:36,441
for awhile.
2017
01:25:36,441 --> 01:25:39,513
Don't think I'm not
aware of that, okay?
2018
01:25:42,378 --> 01:25:43,517
But there's a reason,
2019
01:25:43,517 --> 01:25:48,902
and it wasn't just
things were bad at work.
2020
01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:55,805
Okay, so, a couple of months ago
2021
01:25:55,805 --> 01:25:58,153
I went to see a doctor, right?
2022
01:25:59,188 --> 01:26:02,087
- It's okay, baby, what's wrong?
2023
01:26:02,087 --> 01:26:03,641
Okay, you're scaring me.
2024
01:26:05,090 --> 01:26:06,989
- They did some tests, okay.
2025
01:26:09,371 --> 01:26:11,959
They told me l can't have kids.
2026
01:26:15,515 --> 01:26:17,172
Baby, and I knew how
bad you wanted 'em.
2027
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:19,346
And I thought you
was gonna leave me.
2028
01:26:20,278 --> 01:26:23,178
You can't leave me.
2029
01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:25,525
- No, it's
all right, it's okay.
2030
01:26:25,525 --> 01:26:27,527
I was so worried.
2031
01:26:28,769 --> 01:26:31,393
- If you need to
leave me, I understand.
2032
01:26:34,603 --> 01:26:47,650
- I just
want you to be okay.
2033
01:26:51,516 --> 01:26:53,484
- TC, you gotta
go, he's your Father.
2034
01:26:53,484 --> 01:26:54,726
It's the right thing to do.
2035
01:26:54,726 --> 01:26:56,659
- I don't think it's a
good idea, I just don't.
2036
01:26:56,659 --> 01:26:57,902
- It is, he's your father.
2037
01:26:57,902 --> 01:26:59,490
If I can take it,
he can take it.
2038
01:26:59,490 --> 01:27:01,457
He loves you more
than anybody on Earth.
2039
01:27:01,457 --> 01:27:02,631
You're his son.
2040
01:27:02,631 --> 01:27:04,322
Go ahead, good luck.
2041
01:27:05,668 --> 01:27:10,121
- All right, thanks.
2042
01:27:15,816 --> 01:27:17,093
- You sure you
don't want me to stay?
2043
01:27:17,093 --> 01:27:18,992
- No, I'm good, thanks, man.
2044
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:33,144
- Gay pride, woo-hoo.
2045
01:27:37,735 --> 01:27:38,770
- Dad?
2046
01:27:39,875 --> 01:27:41,186
Dad?
2047
01:27:43,810 --> 01:27:47,607
Dad, it's me, TC.
2048
01:27:52,232 --> 01:27:54,199
Look.
2049
01:28:21,951 --> 01:28:23,263
You look great, man.
2050
01:28:23,263 --> 01:28:25,300
- Oh, I feel like crap.
2051
01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:36,725
- I don't know, man, I--
2052
01:28:36,725 --> 01:28:38,313
- Come on, you
know you need to do this.
2053
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,555
- Why do I need to do it?
2054
01:28:39,555 --> 01:28:41,074
That's stupid that
I need to do it.
2055
01:28:41,074 --> 01:28:42,420
- Come on, don't be a candy ass.
2056
01:28:42,420 --> 01:28:44,042
You know what you
need to do, do it.
2057
01:28:44,042 --> 01:28:45,250
- All right, look, he
probably didn't mean it.
2058
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,804
He was probably just
caught up in a moment.
2059
01:28:46,804 --> 01:28:48,323
Let's not make a whole big
thing out of it, you want--
2060
01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:49,876
- For Christ's sakes, why
don't you go by and hug him?
2061
01:28:49,876 --> 01:28:51,360
- Why don't you just, you know,
2062
01:28:51,360 --> 01:28:52,982
you wonder why your kids
are juvenile delinquents.
2063
01:28:52,982 --> 01:28:56,054
- Michael, he's not a good
guy, go get your revenge.
2064
01:28:56,054 --> 01:28:57,401
- What she says.
2065
01:28:57,401 --> 01:28:58,885
- She'll say
anything you say.
2066
01:28:58,885 --> 01:29:00,680
That's what she does.
- That is not true.
2067
01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:01,922
I have my own mind.
2068
01:29:01,922 --> 01:29:03,683
All right, come on, hurry up.
2069
01:29:07,583 --> 01:29:10,793
♪ Skip de skip, up the road
2070
01:29:10,793 --> 01:29:13,969
♪ Off to school you go
2071
01:29:13,969 --> 01:29:16,385
♪ Don't be a bad boy, Johnny
2072
01:29:16,385 --> 01:29:17,973
♪ Don't you slip up
2073
01:29:17,973 --> 01:29:20,320
♪ Or play the fool
2074
01:29:20,320 --> 01:29:23,427
♪ Oh no ma, oh no da
2075
01:29:23,427 --> 01:29:26,533
♪ I'll be your golden boy
2076
01:29:26,533 --> 01:29:30,882
♪ I will obey every Golden Rule
2077
01:29:32,781 --> 01:29:33,782
♪ Be good, be good
2078
01:29:33,782 --> 01:29:35,887
Top Cat.
2079
01:29:38,407 --> 01:29:39,995
- That's disgusting.
2080
01:29:39,995 --> 01:29:42,584
Really, really disgusting.
2081
01:29:42,584 --> 01:29:44,102
♪ Be good, be good, be good
2082
01:29:44,102 --> 01:29:48,555
♪ Johnny, Johnny
2083
01:29:58,738 --> 01:29:59,911
- Hey, Sue.
2084
01:30:00,843 --> 01:30:01,948
Sue, you home?
2085
01:30:01,948 --> 01:30:03,812
- Yeah.
- Hey.
2086
01:30:03,812 --> 01:30:05,607
All right, come on.
2087
01:30:05,607 --> 01:30:07,954
I got a surprise for you.
2088
01:30:07,954 --> 01:30:09,576
- You didn't need
to do this, Paulie.
2089
01:30:09,576 --> 01:30:13,511
This is beautiful,
but unnecessary.
2090
01:30:13,511 --> 01:30:16,963
- Yeah, well, I
absolutely had to do this.
2091
01:30:17,791 --> 01:30:19,552
All right, give me
your engagement ring.
2092
01:30:19,552 --> 01:30:21,864
- What?
- Give me your ring.
2093
01:30:25,281 --> 01:30:28,526
♪ Look at me
2094
01:30:28,526 --> 01:30:31,909
♪ Who am I supposed to be
2095
01:30:31,909 --> 01:30:33,428
♪ Look at me
2096
01:30:33,428 --> 01:30:37,155
All right, Sue, now, I know
for the last couple of weeks,
2097
01:30:37,155 --> 01:30:38,502
maybe even the last
couple of months,
2098
01:30:38,502 --> 01:30:40,538
I haven't been the man
I'd promised you I'd be
2099
01:30:40,538 --> 01:30:42,437
when I first did this.
2100
01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:46,095
But I want you to know
from this moment forward
2101
01:30:46,095 --> 01:30:48,097
you have me fully, all right?
2102
01:30:48,097 --> 01:30:51,238
As your friend and
as your husband.
2103
01:30:52,101 --> 01:30:54,483
And as the father to our baby.
2104
01:30:54,483 --> 01:30:55,933
And you know I want
that baby, Sue.
2105
01:30:55,933 --> 01:30:57,555
You know that, right?
2106
01:30:59,557 --> 01:31:00,731
- Yes.
2107
01:31:00,731 --> 01:31:02,422
- Will you marry me?
2108
01:31:03,354 --> 01:31:05,011
- Yes.
2109
01:31:05,011 --> 01:31:06,461
Yes, I will.
2110
01:31:09,567 --> 01:31:12,121
♪ Thanks to you
2111
01:31:13,537 --> 01:31:18,265
♪ I see somethin' new
2112
01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:25,100
♪ The people say it shows
2113
01:31:27,205 --> 01:31:49,780
♪ I'm a man who knows
2114
01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:04,933
♪ You've got me runnin' baby
2115
01:32:04,933 --> 01:32:09,696
♪You give me something
way beyond revenue
2116
01:32:12,457 --> 01:32:14,977
♪ You put the magic in me
2117
01:32:14,977 --> 01:32:19,810
♪ I feel the magic
when we do what we do
2118
01:32:21,881 --> 01:32:24,573
♪ And oh
2119
01:32:24,573 --> 01:32:26,541
♪ I can't do without you
2120
01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:29,578
♪ For too long
2121
01:32:29,578 --> 01:32:32,029
♪ You're my situation
2122
01:32:32,029 --> 01:32:37,034
♪ You're my kinda
lover, my Kinda lover
2123
01:32:37,103 --> 01:32:42,108
♪ My kinda lover
2124
01:32:42,211 --> 01:32:47,044
♪ My kinda lover, my kinda lover
2125
01:32:47,044 --> 01:32:51,635
♪ My kinda lover
2126
01:32:55,052 --> 01:32:57,502
♪ You've got my motor racin'
2127
01:32:57,502 --> 01:33:02,162
♪ I find my thoughts
embracin' your every move
2128
01:33:04,993 --> 01:33:07,547
♪ I wanna set you, baby
2129
01:33:07,547 --> 01:33:12,276
♪ I wanna make you
feel the way that I do
2130
01:33:14,623 --> 01:33:17,177
♪ And oh
2131
01:33:17,177 --> 01:33:19,041
♪ I've been thinkin' about you
2132
01:33:19,041 --> 01:33:22,148
♪ For so long
2133
01:33:22,148 --> 01:33:24,599
♪ I don't wanna lose you
2134
01:33:24,599 --> 01:33:27,187
♪ You're my kinda lover
2135
01:33:27,187 --> 01:33:31,985
♪ My kinda lover, my kinda lover
2136
01:33:34,712 --> 01:33:39,475
♪ My kinda lover, my kinda lover
2137
01:33:39,475 --> 01:33:44,446
♪ My kinda lover
2138
01:33:44,446 --> 01:33:49,416
♪ You're my kinda
lover, my kinda lover
2139
01:33:49,796 --> 01:33:54,801
♪ My kinda lover
2140
01:33:54,870 --> 01:33:59,495
♪ My kinda lover, my kinda lover
2141
01:33:59,495 --> 01:34:04,190
♪ My kinda lover
2142
01:34:40,882 --> 01:34:44,609
♪ Four cheers for
the underground
2143
01:34:44,609 --> 01:34:47,336
♪ Four years to the day
2144
01:34:48,337 --> 01:34:52,963
♪ Thought a beer and a
sunset could make you stay
2145
01:34:55,655 --> 01:34:59,486
♪ Make way for
the thunder clouds
2146
01:34:59,486 --> 01:35:01,972
♪ Gonna pummel the sea
2147
01:35:03,111 --> 01:35:05,044
♪ Man, the sky is bruised
2148
01:35:05,044 --> 01:35:08,047
♪ It's about to bleed
2149
01:35:08,047 --> 01:35:10,083
♪ Rain
2150
01:35:10,083 --> 01:35:14,812
♪ And no one told me about you
2151
01:35:17,366 --> 01:35:21,854
♪ No one knows me like you do
2152
01:35:21,854 --> 01:35:23,856
♪ So hop in your car
2153
01:35:23,856 --> 01:35:26,410
♪ Drive it for miles and miles
2154
01:35:26,410 --> 01:35:29,654
♪ And I'll be waiting
2155
01:35:29,654 --> 01:35:31,518
♪ Yes, it's a long way
2156
01:35:31,518 --> 01:35:35,246
♪ But it's easier than you think
2157
01:35:37,007 --> 01:35:40,665
♪ You were the
needle under the bale
2158
01:35:40,665 --> 01:35:44,221
♪ A love letter
hiding in the hay bale
2159
01:35:47,569 --> 01:35:50,365
♪ Not a red light in sight
2160
01:35:51,331 --> 01:35:54,956
♪ All the bulbs are blown
2161
01:35:54,956 --> 01:35:59,132
♪ I spent the night on
the road with a pellet gun
2162
01:36:02,411 --> 01:36:06,346
♪ Come back to my side
2163
01:36:06,346 --> 01:36:09,280
♪ You've got the green light
2164
01:36:10,109 --> 01:36:14,492
♪ I can feel the
late night comin' on
2165
01:36:16,909 --> 01:36:21,568
♪ And no one told you what to do
2166
01:36:24,088 --> 01:36:28,541
♪ But no one owes you like I do
2167
01:36:28,541 --> 01:36:30,577
♪ So hop in your car
2168
01:36:30,577 --> 01:36:32,994
♪ Drive it for miles and miles
2169
01:36:32,994 --> 01:36:36,273
♪ And I'll be waiting
2170
01:36:36,273 --> 01:36:38,137
♪ Yes, it's a long way
2171
01:36:38,137 --> 01:36:41,899
♪ But it's easier than you think
2172
01:36:43,280 --> 01:36:47,042
♪ You were the
needle under the bale
2173
01:36:47,042 --> 01:37:26,633
♪ A love letter
hiding in the hay bale
2174
01:37:30,948 --> 01:37:32,777
♪ Start up your car
2175
01:37:32,777 --> 01:37:35,125
♪ Drive it for miles and miles
2176
01:37:35,125 --> 01:37:38,473
♪ And I'll be waiting
2177
01:37:38,473 --> 01:37:40,268
♪ Yes, it's a long way
2178
01:37:40,268 --> 01:37:43,685
♪ But it's easier than you think
2179
01:37:45,376 --> 01:37:49,001
♪ 'Cause you were the
needle under the bale
2180
01:37:49,001 --> 01:37:52,452
♪ A love letter
hiding in the hay bale
2181
01:37:52,452 --> 01:37:54,627
♪ Yeah, yeah
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